Chanel #99 Posted April 7, 2013 Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 TV 14 L, VPRESENTED IN OAOASTHD & OAOAST3D* DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA *Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid's shock and delight. The setting is a beautifully luscious woodsy backyard of an ultra modern mansion in the state of Washington. The expansive area has been converted to a wedding chapel with numerous guests sitting with their eyes focused on the altar. Standing at the altar that overlooks a gorgeous forested area is Krista Isadora Duncan.If you ever leave me, baby, Leave some morphine at my door 'Cause it would take a whole lot of medication To realize what we used to have, We don't have it anymore. All eyes turn towards the back, sudden fanfare that welcomes Alix Maria Spezia down the aisle. Blood floods her cheeks at the attention, making her the perfect blushing bride.There's no religion that could save me No matter how long my knees are on the floor So keep in mind all the sacrifices I'm makin' To keep you by my side To keep you from walkin' out the door. Deep in the forest, concealed by the wealth of trees, are Odin, Bohemoth, Bosley, Badass Jack, and CPA. Odin is the vocal leader of the vile gang, motioning towards the wedding area as his lips pour out instructions.'Cause there'll be no sunlight If I lose you, baby There'll be no clear skies If I lose you, baby Just like the clouds My eyes will do the same, if you walk away Everyday, it'll rain, rain, rain For a moment Alix is distracted by the profusion of white blossoms that hang in the garland, and everything that drips with long white ribbons. She tears herself away from the stunning sight to find Krista's beaming face.I'll never be your mother's favorite Your daddy can't even look me in the eye Ooh, if I was in their shoes, I'd be doing the same thing Sayin' "There goes my little girl Walkin' with that troublesome guy" Odin finishes explaining his cruel plan of destruction to affirming nods from his cohorts. With no more words necessary, he transforms himself from a humanoid figure to that of a large and fearsome silver wolf with bright red eyes. The other follow suit, morphing into monstrous wolf creatures, though none are nearly as frightening as Odin.But they're just afraid of something they can't understand Ooh, but little darlin' watch me change their minds Yeah for you I'll try I'll try I'll try I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding If that'll make you mine Krista's face fills Alix's vision and overwhelms her mind. Her eyes were an ocean like blue, severe with emotion. And then she breaks into a breathtaking smile of delight, that sends Alix's heart fluttering as she reaches the altar.'Cause there'll be no sunlight If I lose you, baby There'll be no clear skies If I lose you, baby Just like the clouds My eyes will do the same, if you walk away Everyday, it'll rain, rain, rain. Vows as old as time are exchanged between the two lovers. Then comes the ceremonial kiss, between two women who's eyes are moved to tears. They kiss tenderly, adoringly, forgetting the crowd for the electrifying moment. Yet, their second of heaven is turned into a an eternity of hell as Odin and his crew of wolves burst through the forest. They immediately go for the guests, mauling them with their ferocious claws. Chaos ensues as the helpless victims try and fail to escape the beasts brutal string of terror.Don't just say goodbye, Don't just say goodbye I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding If that'll make it right Odin tackles Krista to the ground, and begins a violent attempt to tear her slender body apart. Alix tries to pry him off her wife, but is easily brushed away by the silver monster. Left with no other choice, Alix picks up a shattered sharp piece of wood, and stabs herself in the stomach with it. The resulting blood draws the attention of Odin. With Odin distracted, Krista is able to use an incredible burst of strength to snap his neck. The other wolves see this and clear out, yet Krista's focus is on Alix. Alix's head is cradled in Krista's arms, her pained yet smiling face moving Krista to an extreme amount of tears. She buries her head against Alix's, as her blushing bride takes her final breaths.'Cause there'll be no sunlight If I lose you, baby There'll be no clear skies If I lose you, baby Just like the clouds My eyes will do the same, if you walk away Everyday, it'll rain, rain, rain The OAOAST PresentsNOVEMBER REIGNLive Charlotte, NC We pan around the sea of mass jammed inside the arena being swooping over to Double C at Sofa Central. COLE From a sold out Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina, we welcome you to the Thanksgiving weekend tradition, November Reign! Michael Cole alongside Da Coach on a night where teams of five strive to survive! COACH Survival is everybody's goal, but especially in our main event, baby boy. We're gonna see Team Odin throw down for the OAOAST Championship after they sweep Team COD. COLE Or we could see Team COD face each other for the World title. COACH I wouldn't put my money on that, but anything can happen in the OAOAST. COLE Like the unusual team in our first elimination bout of the night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 The lights go out and “Amazing” by Kanye West featuring Young Jeezy plays the CoA to the ring. BUFFER This is your opening contest! Introducing first, accompanied by HOLLY… representing THE CHURCH OF ABDULLAH, total combine weight 1,174 pounds… QUIZ… the only rock ‘n’ wrestling band that matters, LOGAN “MACHO MACHO” MANN and SYNTH ABDUL JABBAR, THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS… TK and team captain RRRRRREEEEEJECT!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Holly holds the middle rope open for the guys, who pose for the masses inside the squared circle. COLE The Church of Abdullah is one big happy family. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for the team standing by right now with our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan. Backstage, the OAOAST Original stands alongside Big Papa Thrust, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, the All-American Boys and Mariachi. BRANNIGAN Joined now by members of the Missionary Men, who last week made headlines last week following comments from their team captain. DEUCE Listen Tony, we’ve all said things in the past we’d like to forget. BIG PAPA THRUST DEUCE I’m sure if Big Papa Thrust could do it all over again he would. BIG PAPA THRUST Do it over again? Hell, I’d still say what I said only slower so you guys could understand I think you’re a bunch of misfits! But did you all come here to act like whiney bitches or kick somebody’s ass? ‘Cause I know what I came to do. BRANNIGAN Kick ass no doubt? Especially the ass of Reject, who gave your #1 freakazoid Oohlala a Eulogy on HeldDOWN~! BIG PAPA THRUST Reject wanted to prove he was a big man by making a big move. But all he did was show the OAOAST Galaxy what a small man he really is. Tonight I’m gonna show him how real men take care of business. BRANNIGAN The Missionary Men are on their way to the ring and so are we! “Big Pimpin‘” by Jay-Z hits and the Missionary Men head ringside minus their team captain. BUFFER And now, their opponents… THE MISSIONARY MEN! Total combine weight 1,285 pounds… MARIACHI… FREEDOM and LIBERTY, THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS… DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW and team captain BIG PAPPPAAAA THRUST!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BPT storms the ring and Reject immediately bails. COLE Big Papa Thrust wants him some of Reject now. COACH He’s gonna have to wait because the match hasn’t even started yet. It does when Quiz blindsides BPT! * DINGDINGDING * Quiz sends BPT for the ride, but the Big Bad Glutei Daddy ducks a big boot and delivers a SIT-OUT TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! COLE Oh my! A modified version of the 69 Driver! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Quiz Eliminated by: Big Papa Thrust MISSIONARY MEN 5 CHURCH OF ABDULLAH 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH No way! COLE Way! And just like that the CoA find themselves down a man. Reject decks BPT and puts the boots to him. To the corner they go where Reject delivers RVD style kicks, but BPT ducks a spinning roundhouse back kick and executes a release overhead belly-to-belly suplex! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The R-man is floored by a clothesline and pressed overhead before being hurled at the Heavenly Rockers! Reject tags out and BPT invites TK to lockup. They do and TK knees BPT in the gut to gain the advantage. A flurry of European uppercuts follow and then an Irish whip… but TK telegraphs a backdrop and gets jarred with a kick to the shoulder. Deuce Deuce Bigelow receives the tag and TK gets leveled by a spinning wheel kick. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! A head BUTT knocks TK into the corner, but he reverses a whip and charges into a knee, only to catch Deuce coming out of the corner with a thunderous power slam! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! After being introduced violently to the knee of Logan Mann, the Beast From Sin City is subjected to sharp left jabs following a tag. The “MACHO MACHO” Mann fires Deuce across and connects with a running double axe handle smash to the face that takes the big man off his feet. The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Deuce kicks out again. Logan looks to make Deuce regret that decision, smashing him into the turnbuckle, but the move has no effect and instead Logan is the one whose brain gets scrambled. Again. And again. And again. And again! Following a running power slam Deuce tags Freedom, who performs a TOP ROPE SENTON SPLASH! COLE Bleed American! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY SYNTH! Rather than stay focused on his opponent Freedom decides to give Synth a piece of his mind, which only allows Logan to recover and deliver a running knee to the back that knocks the masked patriot through the ropes outside. And while the two officials assigned to the match ensure the Missionary Men stay put in the corner, TK gives Freedom a BRAINBUSTER on the arena floor! COACH Thunderbolt! COLE Behind the referee’s back, I might add. COACH Yeah, both of them. *laughs* Freedom’s tossed back in and Logan small packages him anyway. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Freedom Eliminated by: Logan “MACHO MACHO” Mann MISSIONARY MEN 4 CHURCH OF ABDULLAH 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Logan twirls his finger in celebration and Liberty blasts him with a top rope PATRIOT MISSILE flying shoulder block! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" HOLLY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Logan “MACHO MACHO” Mann Eliminated by: Liberty MISSIONARY MEN 4 CHURCH OF ABDULLAH 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Are you kidding me? The CoA tie the score one second, and fall behind the next. Logan doesn’t want the last memory of him from this night to be his shocking elimination, so he decks Liberty with a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE That man has no business still being in the ring. Get him out of here. COACH I’m sure Logan will be happy to oblige. COLE Because the damage has been done. Logan is escorted out of the ring by the outside official as Synth drops THE SKY HOOK ELBOW! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Liberty Eliminated by: Synth Abdul Jabbar MISSIONARY MEN 3 CHURCH OF ABDULLAH 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Synth kips up and plays air guitar, only for Mariachi to surprise him with a SEATED SENTON INTO A COMPROMISING PIN! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! COACH Unbelievable. Mariachi is by far the luckiest man in America. COLE It was must be the blue the All American Boys are injecting in Mariachi’s veins to rid the green. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Synth Abdul Jabbar Eliminated by: Mariachi MISSIONARY MEN 3 CHURCH OF ABDULLAH 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The fast paced action continues as Reject jumps over the top rope and clotheslines Mariachi on it ala Randy Savage! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reject takes Mariachi to the corner and unloads. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Suddenly the tables turn and Reject finds himself on the receiving end of overhand chops. COLE Mariachi’s-- JIVIN’ JR Whippin’ Reject like a government BAH GAWD mule! COLE Will you get out of here! The R-man is shot across and Mariachi drills him with a leaping running forearm in the corner. Mariachi whips Reject out again, this time for a backdrop, but the CoA team captain leapfrogs the flaming luchador… only to get caught on the rebound by a drop toehold into LA MAGISTRAL CRADLE! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both men rush to their feet and Mariachi counters a clothesline in unique fashion, swinging around the back of Reject and taking him down in a sunset flip! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reject kicks Mariachi in the gut and tosses him over the top, but Mariachi lands on the apron and attempts a springboard, only to faceplant after being tripped by TK! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" TK tags in and performs a SCORPION DEATHDROP on a groggy Mariachi. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Mariachi Eliminated by: TK MISSIONARY MEN 2 CHURCH OF ABDULLAH 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE We are tied again thanks to TK‘s actions. COACH You know what they say about paybacks, Cole. BPT steps inside and gets met right away by TK. A series of European uppercuts leaves the Big Bad Glutei Daddy stun, yet he manages to reverse a whip and press TK overhead into a front power slam! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY REJECT! BPT takes a swing at Reject, who drops to the arena floor to avoid the blow. When BPT focuses his attention back on TK, he whiffs on a clothesline and gets floored by a bicycle kick! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reject tags in and goes to work on BPT in the corner. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BPT flips the switch and peppers Reject with forearms/knees. COLE You know every blow is for Big Papa Thrust‘s #1 freakazoid Oohlala, who Reject eulogized this past week on HeldDOWN~! BPT whips Reject into the ropes, but the R-man holds onto the top and drops down as BPT charges forward, sending the original Missionary Man flying outside. In the background, a FAN in a LEATHERFACE MASK and BLONDE WIG waves a cutout of Oohlala’s face with a black eye and neck brace. COACH Hey, it’s Slick Ric! Whoooooo! COLE I know life’s been rough on the Hall of Famer, but that rough? Reject attempts to bring BPT back in the hard way, but BPT blocks the suplex with one of his own. COLE Out goes Reject! BPT shakes off the cobwebs and whips Reject into the guardrail and hammers away. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Meanwhile, the ref proceeds to count both superstars out. ONE! TWO! THREE! Suddenly the ringside fan referred to as “Slick Ric” shoves the cutout of a battered Oohlala in the face of BPT. FOUR! FIVE! SIX! Needless to say that doesn’t go over very well with BPT, who tears the cutout and then grabs the fan by the throat. COACH Big Papa Thrust is assaulting a member of the OAOAST Galaxy. COLE Most likely a drunken idiot. SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! Reject slides back into the ring while Deuce and OAOAST security pry BPT off the fan. TEN!!! * DINGDINGDING * BIG PAPA THRUST Unfortunately the distraction leads to BPT being counted out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Big Papa Thrust Eliminated by: Countout MISSIONARY MEN 1 CHURCH OF ABDULLAH 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Big Papa Thrust lost his concentration and now-- COACH Deuce ain’t got nobody. *laughs* OAOAST officials escort BPT backstage, although not before Reject gives him a wave goodbye first. BPT flips Reject off and then the R-man gets decked by a big forearm courtesy of Deuce. COACH Oh, come on. Reject wasn’t ready. COLE There are no rest periods during these elimination contests. It’s nonstop action. Deuce nails TK as well and then press slams Reject, which he follows with a big splash! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY TK! Reject and TK gang up on Deuce, who ducks a double clothesline and scores with a flying cross body on the rebound! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Double noggin knocker leaves the former multi-time tag champs jelly-legged, and as the ref escorts TK back to his corner Deuce scoops Reject up for a sit-out shoulder piledriver. COLE Reject’s about to learn What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas. Deuce has Reject in position when the rowdy fan from earlier runs in and delivers a CHOP BLOCK. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The masked man exits and struts around ringside ala Ric Flair. COACH I told you it was Slick Ric, Cole. COLE That’s not Slick Ric. That’s some deranged member of the OAOAST Galaxy. The man removes his mask to reveal ABDULLAH NERDLY! COLE (disgusted) Well look who’s back. COACH Praise be! Reject makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, DEUCE KICKS OUT! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" TK receives the tag and muscles Deuce up to perform a GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE Oh yeah! Deuce kicked out again! COACH What’s it gonna take to keep Deuce down? TK signals the end and prepares Deuce for THE THUNDERBOLT… but the Beast from Sin City floats over the top and readies for a BOOTY CALL~!, only for his knee to buckle. Deuce gets nailed with another chop block and then is placed in THE R-LOCK following a tag. COACH Nobody gets out of the R-Lock, Cole. COLE If anybody can, it’s Deuce Deuce Bigelow. Deuce hangs on for as long as possible but the pain is too much and he taps. * DINGDINGDING * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Deuce Deuce Bigelow Eliminated by: Reject SOLE SURVIVOR(S): Reject & TK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Abdullah celebrates with Reject and TK on the stage as the ref tends to Deuce. COLE Deuce gave it everything he had, but having to beat men the caliber of Reject and TK is too much to ask of anyone. COACH Unless you're in the adult film business coming in #2 sucks. Deuce lost plain and simple. COLE It was still one helluva effort. Nobody can deny that.THE HANGOVER TO END ALL HANGOVERSOAOAST NEW YEAR'S SPECTACULAR NEW YEAR'S NIGHT ON TSM IN THE U.S. & THE PIT IN CANADA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, this is the King's Fall, Survivor Series Elimination Match, in which the only way to win is for the respective team's King to be eliminated. Eliminations can occur at any time, via pinfall, submission, countout or disqualification, but the match can only end when either 2011 King Of The Ring Theodore Moneymaker, or 2010 King Of The Ring Landon Maddix have been eliminated. "Parade Of The Charioteers" blares through the arena and plays out the first team. Leading the way, resplendent in royal attire, "King" Landon and Queen Esther, waving to the not-so adoring crowds. BUFFER Introducing at this time, team number one. At a total combined weight of one thousand, one hundred, fifty four pounds! First, "SWEET" LUCIUS SOUL and RICO DE JANEIRO, THE MARDI GRAS HHHHEEEEELLLLLLLFFFIIIIIIRRREEEEE CCLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUBB!!! From Samoa, "THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL" FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! The reigning OAOAST UNITED STATES CHAMPION, "THE CENTENNIAL MAN" CCHHHHRRRRRIIIIIIIISSSSSSTTIIIIIAAAAAANN WWRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHHTT!!! And, accompanied to the ring by QUEEN ESTHER. Hailing from The Kingdom of Madrid, Spain... the team captain and leader... "KING" LLLAAAAAAAANNDDOOOOOOOONN MMMMMAAAAADDIIIIIIIXXXXXXX!!! Together, they are THE CUCARACHA KKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The Kingdom team converge in the ring and the Queen tries to get some appreciation going from the fans. Which works better in whatever land of make believe her brain resides in than in reality. COLE The bitter dispute between Landon Maddix and Theodore Moneymaker has been simmering for months. Tonight, it's all about pride and all about bragging rights. This match will end with one of those men being beaten and the other coming out as the superior leader. COACH Now now, maybe there's still hope this match can end with everybody coming out a winner. COLE Excuse me? COACH ...I just don't wanna see my boys fight! It ain't right, I tell you! It ain't right! As the Kingdom and in particular Landon and Esther look on, "Sympathy For The Devil" plays out the opposing team. Like their opponents, front and center, the King of the team, Theodore Moneymaker. And close by his side the huge presence of a hazy, smoke clouded Kareem. BUFFER And introducing their opponents. Total combined weight, one thousand, three hundred and twelve pounds! Firstly, the reigning OAOAST WORLD 6-MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, SPENCER REIGER and COLIN MAGUIRE JR., THE L... D... C... MMMMOOOOONNEEEEYYYYYGGAAAAAAANNGG!!! And, from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, "THE TRENDSETTER" JJJAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEESSSSSS BBLLLLOOOOOOOOONNDDEEEEEEEE!!! Their partner "THE GENIE IN THE BOTTLE", KKAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM!!! And, their team leader and captain this evening, the 2011 King Of The Ring, ladies and gentlemen "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR"... TTHHHHHEEEEEOOOODDOOOORRRREEEEEEEE MMMMOOOOONNEEEEEYYYYMMMAAKKEEEERRRRRRRR!!! They are THE EEEEEENNTTEEEEEERRRPPRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The Enterprise enter and already words are exchanged, between Maddix and Moneymaker. COLE No matter what the result here tonight, one thing is for sure. We will not hear the end of it from the winning 'King' for a long time to come. *DINGDINGDING* The two teams go into huddles in their respective corners, lead by their respective Kings. Moneymaker's rousing peptalk finishes first and they break off with a co-ordinated shout of "Enterprise". Trying his best to match that, Landon tries to get a shout of "Kingdom" going. But CW isn't one for shouting, Lucius is distracted combing his 'fro and Faqu is... well, Faqu, so it ends quite feebly with just Landon, Rico and an enthusiastic Esther. COLE Looks like we're set to go. Remember, traditional Survivor Series rules in this one, with the unique wrinkle in the rules that anyone can be eliminated but the match ends when either Maddix or Moneymaker are eliminated. Spencer and Lucius start for their respective teams, Lucius still combing out his 'fro as Spencer approaches him. Spencer shoves Lucius in the chest, not impressed with being made to wait for the grooming to finish. Lucius chuckles to himself, still combing away... before surprising Spencer with a punch in the mouth! COACH Don't mess with a brother while he's fixing his fro. Spencer and Lucius slug it out, until Lucius grabs a side headlock. Thrown into the ropes, Lucius leaps over a drop down and then leapfrogs over Reiger on the run! Coming back, Lucius blasts Spencer with a running dropkick and tries a quick cover... 1... 2... No! Following him into a neutral corner, Lucius works Spencer over with some kicks and sends him across the ring. Spencer goes up and over out of the corner, over top of Lucius too. The sweet soul brother stops short in the corner and lures Spencer in, throwing up a boot. He then goes to the middle rope. But stopping and tending to his 'fro proves a mistake, as Spencer dodges Lucius's delayed leap and, as Soul lands on his feet, strikes from behind with a russian legsweep! Cover... 1... 2... No! Spencer quickly wheels Lucius around to his corner, finding the familiar hand of Colin Maguire Jr. Together, the Moneygang send Lucius into the ropes. A boot from Spencer doubles him up, followed by an Irish uppercut from Colin, spinning Lucius around into a clothesline from Spencer! COLE Great continuity from the former World Tag Team Champions. As Reiger leaves, Colin covers Lucius... 1... 2... No! COLE Both teams trying to strike early here, from the looks of things. Quick covers, both sides wanting to get the first fall and gain a man advantage. COACH And you've gotta think it's psychological. This is all about who the better leader is. You know neither Landon nor Teddy want to be the guy who's team lost a man first. COLE Every small battle is an important one, in the minds and egos of these two "Kings". As Colin hammers on Lucius, he calls Spencer's attention and the LDC tag again, looking to exploit their familiarity. They send Lucius off the ropes again, but this time Lucius ducks a double back elbow and leaps up, catching both men with one foot of a dropkick! The LDC roll to their feet and Colin catches a boot from Lucius. Colin hands the boot over to Spencer, but Spencer isn't prepared and eats an enziguri as a result! KING LANDON Ha! MONEYMAKER Colin cuts Lucius off and sends him to the ropes, but gets caught lowering his head. A quick tag is made to Rico and the MGHFC show off some of their own tag team ability, dropping CMJ with a double elbow, followed by an assisted Standing Moonsault by Lucius! Rico takes over and goes for the pin... 1... 2... No! Stomping away, Rico weakens Colin down, long enough to stroke the 'stache! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" MONEYMAKER Tell your guys to quit goofing around, Maddix! KING LANDON Never! Timing his run to meet Colin climbing back up, Rico comes off the ropes looking for a clothesline. Colin ducks though and latches onto Rico from behind, looking for one of his trademark suplexes! Rico is able to shift his weight, preventing himself from being thrown. The Brazilian is able to escape with elbows, then strikes with the running high knee. With Colin down, Rico reaches out and tags Lucius back in. COLE So far, this has been less Enterprise against Kingdom and more the LDC against the Hellfire Club. From the top, Lucius connects with a crossbody! 1... 2... No! Kicking Lucius off, Colin is quickly up and runs at Lucius with a clothesline. Lucius ducks smartly and waits for Colin to turn around, then hits him with a PIMP SLAP~! COACH YEAH! Keep your pimp hand strong my homie! With Colin seemingly reeling from the backhander, Lucius hits the ropes and takes aim with a Bicycle Kick. But Colin ducks and latches onto Lucius with a waistlock, finding him an easier task to lift and hit the IRISH SUPLEX on!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Colin rolls over and tags Spencer, who comes in with a swagger about him. With Lucius down he shoves the soul brother about, palming him around and even messing up the 'fro! This fires Lucius up and he tries to fight back, throwing right hands from one knee. Back up, he keeps hammering away at Spencer, then turns to hit the ropes. But Spencer reaches out and grabs Soul's waistband, dragging him back and stepping in front to deliver the picturesque standing dropkick! MONEYMAKER Now! Tag, tag! Getting the orders, with Lucius down, Spencer immediately makes the tag to big Kareem! COLE Uh oh! Kareem wastes no time, his first move being to SQUASH LUCIUS WITH THE BIG SPLASH!!!!! COLE That's gonna do it! 1... 2... 3!!!!! MONEYMAKER BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!! Celebration in the Enterprise corner is met with despair on the Cucaracha Kingdom side, Landon turning away pained and cursing to himself. Kareem goes back to his corner and is congratulated all around, immediately tagged back out so as to stay fresh. COLE The Enterprise strike first, thanks to their impact player, Kareem. COACH I'm torn. I want to celebrate... and yet, I want to lament too! Oh, what's a guy to do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Lucius Soul Eliminated by: Kareem CUCARACHA KINGDOM 4 THE ENTERPRISE 5 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Down one man, Landon brings his team together to regroup, while Lucius is scraped off the mat and carted out. MONEYMAKER What's the matter, Maddix? Getting nervous? MADDIX I don't even know the meaning of the word! MONEYMAKER That doesn't surprise me. Ask Christian to explain for you. MADDIX Landon, as King, takes control and sends Rico in to face Spencer. COLE This time last year, at November Reign 2011, Landon's Kingdom lost an elimination match which as a result, forced Landon to kneel down and kiss Megan Skye's feet in front of the watching world. Amazing as it is to say, Landon might actually be more embarrassed if he loses to Moneymaker tonight! That's how much this King fiasco seems to have gotten to him. Rico catches Spencer with a boot and clubs away at the back, forcing Reiger down to one knee. Sending him to the ropes, Rico then sets for a sideslam. Spencer manages to escape though, floating out over the shoulder and landing behind. A kick to the back of the knee hobbles Rico and allows Spencer to come off the middle rope with a double axehandle. He then goes over, tagging Colin. COLE The Moneygang doing more than their fair share of the work so far. And that keeps Moneymaker safe on the apron. COACH Not to mention keeping Kareem safely on the proverbial bench next to him. An Irish uppercut rocks Rico, setting him up to be irish whipped. CMJ drops him with a back elbow, then takes a swing at the Enterprise corner, which amuses Moneymaker. Landon looks on perturbed, while Colin drops a knee and hooks the leg... 1... 2... No! COLE Landon has to be getting a little worried. If his team go down 5 to 3, that's bad news. Not least because, it leaves him more vulnerable! COACH Yeah, this really is war, Cole. You pick off the soldiers at the front, gives you a better shot at the guy on the highest horse. Colin stomps away on Rico, with things well in hand. Which is perhaps why he's so surprised to be slapped on the back by James Blonde, eager to get in the match! COLE Here comes Moneymaker's new right hand man. Or, at least that's what he's led to believe. Looking annoyed, Colin steps out, as his 6-Man Tag Team Championship co-holder takes over with the stomps. Landon looks on while his former protege puts the boots to Rico and then drops down, choking Rico on the mat! "ONE!" "TWO!" KING LANDON Stop cheating! Blonde breaks the choke, looking up at Landon. COLE Did Blonde break that choke because Landon told him to? COACH Of course not! He was listening to the count, stop reading into things. Looking a little distracted with the Kingdom corner, Blonde ascends to the middle rope. Balling up his fist, Blonde turns his head to Moneymaker and gives him a showy thumbs up, making clear where his loyalties lie. Which would please Moneymaker more, if Blonde didn't then proceed to miss the Marty Jannetty Fistdrop! Blonde shakes out his hand in pain, while Rico tags in Christian Wright. COLE And now, we've got the two former proteges in, the two men who've switched allegiances in this dispute. Wright immediately runs through Blonde with a clothesline. And another. And then a third. Wright glances over at Moneymaker, he too with something to prove to his old mentor. Catching him moving in, Wright executes a belly to belly suplex on Blonde. Wright then crosses up the legs, looking for the Golden Cloverleaf! Blonde is able to kick his way free though and crawls away to a neutral corner. *SLAP* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Wright connects with a chop, making Blonde regret where he ended up. *SLAP* "WHOOOOOOOO!" After a second chop, Wright tries an irish whip cross ring, but it gets reversed. Wright is sent to the corner and hit with a clothesline. Blonde then attempts to chain that into the bulldog, but Wright is a step ahead and throws Blonde off, then catches him rebounding off the ropes with a snap powerslam! KING LANDON Quick, tag! Tag! As instructed, Wright makes the tag, to Faqu! COACH Aww no. Moneymaker looks a little less confident, already fearing the worst. The Samoan Wrecking Ball comes in and stands, snorting and grunting as he waits, while Blonde gets to his feet. Staggering around, Blonde comes to a sudden stop, as he finds himself face to face with Faqu. And after the initial shock wears off, Blonde resorts to trying to REASON with the beast! COLE Former tag team partners! Faqu looks curiously at Blonde pleading for his life, then back over his shoulder. In the corner, Landon merely nods. BLONDE Oh no. *SMACK!* Faqu blasts Blonde with a Thrust Kick, causing Moneymaker to cringe and hold his head in his hands. COLE Key word: former. Dragging Blonde lifelessly off the mat, Faqu hooks both arms and finishes his former partner off by SPIKING him right on his head! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Death By Samoan. Goodnight, James Blonde. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: James Blonde Eliminated by: Faqu CUCARACHA KINGDOM 4 THE ENTERPRISE 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Faqu returns to his corner and returns to the apron, with the damage done. COLE We're all evened up. And we really are at a stalemate, not just in numbers but also in tactics. The two heavy hitters brought in to bat clean-up, as it were. COACH Yeah and speaking of clean up, we've needed this extra referee outside, just to clean up the carnage Kareem and Faqu have caused. As Blonde is rolled out, his pain is multiplied as he looks back and sees Landon, pleased to have watched him be eliminated. Blonde is carried off, on the verge of tears, while back in the ring another pause is drawn as the two Kings go back to the tactical drawing boards. COLE So, Coach, who's your money on at this stage. COACH I thought I told you before we came on the air, don't put that on me. COLE But, it's part of your job... COACH Don't make me choose! I won't! COLE *sighs* Fine. Keep your options open, you hussy. Rico and Spencer resume for their teams. Spencer sneaks out of an attempted lockup and hits Rico from behind, before putting the boots to the Brazilian. Moneymaker urges Spencer on, as The Prodigy hits the ropes, but gets hit with a SPINEBUSTER out of nowhere! Landon suddenly perks up and motions for Rico to make the cover... 1... 2... No! COLE Moneymaker and Maddix, living and dying with each twist and turn of this match. Say what you want about this dispute and how petty it all is, but it matters to these two men. Dragging Spencer up by the ropes, Rico buries the knee a couple of times and sends Reiger into the ropes. This time, Spencer catches Rico with his head down though and shifts things around, grabbing Rico and wheeling him around into the corner. Rico hits the middle turnbuckle shoulder first and as he stumbles back out, Spencer opportunistically follows up with a single arm DDT and hooks the leg... 1... 2... No! As he brings Rico back up, Spencer guides him towards the Enterprise corner, where Moneymaker is wanting to be tagged in. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The crowd greet The Billion Dollar Heir with boos, as he steps in. Moneymaker delivers a precision right hand to Rico. And a second one. Moneymaker then wrings Rico's arm and promptly tags out to Colin. COLE Well, Moneymaker sure didn't stay in for long. COACH Why would he? He can't be eliminated if he's on the apron. Get in, get out, smart move sir! As Colin takes over with an armbar, Moneymaker smirks across the ring at Landon, now able to goad his opposing King about being too afraid to step into the match himself. COLE The man hit two punches and he's acting like he proved a point. And Maddix is actually getting riled up about it. This really is... kinda sad. Getting to his feet, Rico escapes the armbar with a knee to the midsection. An irish whip is reversed though and Colin drops Rico with a back elbow. Tag is made to Spencer, allowing the LDC to link up again. And they hit a double suplex. Dusting his hands, Spencer seems pretty confident with how things are going and takes his time, smirking out at the Charlotte crowd before delivering the measured knee drop. REIGER HOW GREAT AM I!? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Not getting the response he wanted, Spencer gives the crowd the "up yours" gesture. MONEYMAKER Give it up, Maddix! Save yourself any more shame! COACH I know things look bad. But, I'm still hoping, when it comes down to Teddy and Landon, they shake hands, see the error of their ways and call it a draw. COLE Yeah, good luck with that. Spencer tags back to Colin, holding Rico open for a boot to the ribs. Landon tries to shout some encouragement to Rico, but it doesn't seem to do much good, as CMJ hits a back suplex and makes a cover... 1... 2... No! Rico tries to crawl to his corner, in need of a tag. Colin is in no danger of letting that happen, giving Rico a brief reprieve before booting him in the side of the head. COLIN (to Esther) FAHK YOU! QUEEN ESTHER Offended at his Queen being yelled at, Landon jumps into the ring. Which draws the referee over and allows the Moneygang to hit a double team neckbreaker behind his back! Moneymaker laughs heartily at Landon from his corner, as Colin pins Rico... 1... 2... NO! Colin reaches up and tags Spencer, then rolls Rico towards the ropes, allowing Spencer to leap in over the top and land with the double stomp!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE That'll do Rico's gas tank no favours. Strutting around the ring, Spencer decides to taunt Wright, who is smart enough not to get worked up by it. So The OMTT goes back to work and lays in some boots on Rico, before picking him up. Delivering a couple of forearms, Spencer shoves Rico about a bit, having some fun with Rico as he prepares to whip him to the ropes. But the fun doesn't last, as Rico reverses the whip and hits Reiger on the rebound with a powerslam! The fans... sort of cheer, but really don't, not sure whether to be excited for Rico's opportunity to tag or not. COACH Rico's gotta make the tag here. I don't know how much wind he's got left. Rico tries to crawl to his corner, while on the other side, Spencer gets the tag to Moneymaker. The boss is wise to the danger and comes in quick, to prevent Rico from reaching his partners! COLE Almost! But not quite. Pulling Rico back by the boot, Moneymaker laughs Landon's way as he prepares to pick Rico up. Rico surprises Moneymaker though, hitting him with a jawbreaker! Moneymaker goes down clutching his jaw, allowing Rico to crawl past and... ...NOT make the tag, as the LDC Moneygang run in and hit Maddix and Wright! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Landon and CW come in fighting and a brief brawl breaks out between the four. All of which allowing Kareem to come in and nail Rico with a clothesline, followed up with the BIG SPLASH!! Moneymaker waves him out of the ring, adding an unneccessary Fistful Of Dollars to the downed Rico and making the cover just as order is restored by the referee! COLE Kareem does the damage and Moneymaker is going to pick up the scraps! 1... 2... 3!!!! Not having seen what happened, Maddix looks shocked, as Moneymaker high fives his team-mates. COLE And thanks to Kareem, The Enterprise have the man advantage once more. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Rico de Janeiro Eliminated by: Theodore Moneymaker CUCARACHA KINGDOM 3 THE ENTERPRISE 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Landon takes stock, left with just Faqu and CW to protect him, against Moneymaker, Spencer, Colin and Kareem. And he takes the decision, as leader, to stay right where he is and let Wright go in next. COLE If wrestling really is a "game of human chess", this must be the most literal example of it in history. Both these teams' roles here tonight are simply to protect their King. And the Kingdom's King is starting to look a little vulnerable. COACH Does that mean Rico and Lucius are the pawns? COLE I'm willing to call James Blonde a pawn, if nobody else. Wright manages to beat Colin to the figurative punch, with a boot to the gut and quickly grabs a side headlock. Colin shoves Wright off into the ropes, getting knocked down with a shoulder tackle. Off the ropes, Wright goes up and over Colin...and takes a KNEE in the back from the apron, courtesy of Spencer! KING LANDON HEY! MONEYMAKER Hitting a snap suplex, Colin then tags in Spencer, who comes off the top with a flying elbow! Cover... 1... 2... NO! COLE Maddix really cannot afford to lose his United States Champion now. Spencer hammers away with right hands to the top of the head, before placing his boot on Wright's throat and latching onto the rope to really press down with a choke! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOU..." Spencer backs off, playing innocent and apologising to the referee. QUEEN ESTHER Oh, what a charming boy! KING LANDON No, he's... just no. No. Spencer attempts a whip, but it's reversed on him. Wright catches Spencer coming back with a quick thrust kick to the gut, doubling him up. Spencer escapes a suplex though, landing on his feet behind and hitting Wright in the back. Dusting his hands, The Prodigy then comes off the ropes... *SMACK* ...and into a SUPERKICK! COLE Oh, my! Spencer ran RIGHT into that one! COACH I can't bear to see these guys hurt each other like this. You're all handsome wealthy men, you don't have to do this to each other! Getting up woozy, Reiger tries to cut Wright off, but gets hoisted up on the shoulders. Wright carries Reiger around, taking a moment to get his bearings himself, before hitting the 30 Pieces Of Silver! And for good measure, he comes up in a friendly corner, allowing him to tag in Landon. Wanting to make his first venture into the match a memorable one, Landon heads right to the top and points across towards Moneymaker before he hits Spencer with a FROG SPLASH!! KING LANDON Ha-hah! 1... 2... NO! Pulling Spencer up, Maddix immediately tags Wright, who doesn't seem quite ready to be brought back in but complies anyway. MONEYMAKER Coward! Wright clubs away at Spencer, before sending him to the ropes. Spencer hangs on though and catches Wright with his head down, delivering a boot and tagging in Colin. COLE Not so sure sending Wright straight back into the match was the wisest move on Landon's part. COACH He has to preserve himself, that's what the match is all about. COLE If he loses Wright then there won't be much left to preserve himself with. Colin delivers an Irish uppercut to Wright, which draws the US Champion's ire and he responds with a European uppercut of his own! Back and forth, Colin and Wright start to trade, uppercut for uppercut, Irish for European. Neither man backs down and a seemingly endless chain of uppercuts are unleashed, until finally Colin stabs Wright in the gut with a boot. Switching behind, CMJ tries for an Irish Suplex. Wright blocks though, fighting his way out with elbows. Wright then hooks CMJ up, perhaps looking for the Gordbuster, but Colin puts the blocks on as well. In the end Wright gives up and dishes out some forearms instead, then turns and hits the ropes. Spencer again sticks his knee out, but this time Wright takes the shot and turns around to punch Spencer right in the jaw! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh, the crowd liked that one! Trying to get the jump on CW, Colin is sidestepped and caught bouncing off the ropes in a rollup... 1... 2... NO! Ending up caught in the ropes, Wright is hit with an enziguri from the outside by Spencer!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Wright stumbles out, into a Harvardplex from Colin!! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Landon breathes a heavy sigh of relief, as his man kicks out. COLE Boy this isn't looking good for the Kingdom! The Moneygang make yet another tag between themselves and to Moneymaker's delight, call for the Spike Reiger Counter! The referee tries to put a count on them, but they ignore it, setting Wright up regardless. But Colin gets caught up shouting at the ref for getting in the way, buying Wright an extra couple of seconds to squirm his arms free and backdrop Spencer, INTO Colin! MONEYMAKER GAH! REGROUP! Picking himself up off his partner, Spencer goes for Wright... *SMACK* ...and tastes another Superkick! COLE Spencer got caught again! As CW stumbles back, Landon sees his opportunity, tagging himself in and quickly hitting the dazed Prodigy with the GO TO SLEEP! 1... 2... 3!!!! MONEYMAKER NO! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Spencer Reiger Eliminated by: "King" Landon Maddix CUCARACHA KINGDOM 3 THE ENTERPRISE 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Once again, Landon matching Moneymaker's strategy step for step! COACH Why can't they see they were made for each other? Irate, Moneymaker bellows at Colin to get Landon. But as Colin turns to run at him, it's not Landon he runs into, but a BIG SAMOAN DROP FROM FAQU!!!!!! COLE Landon tagged out, while The Eneterprise weren't looking! And Colin may have just made a critical mistake! Faqu beats his chest, screaming out in his native tongue. With Colin down, he backs off the ropes and drops a HEADBUTT on him, sending shockwaves through CMJ's body! COACH Oh no, this doesn't look good! COLE The momentum may have just swung against the Enterprise! Getting to his feet, Colin stumbles into Faqu, who quickly bundles him up. Both arms hooked, he lifts Colin up and hits the DEATH BY SAMOAN piledriver!! Moneymaker hesitates to get in, wanting no part of Faqu, who covers Colin with tongue dangling... 1... 2... 3!!!!! Moneymaker rants and raves, partly at himself for not getting in to save and partly because he's left at a big disadvantage. COLE For the first time in the match, The Enterprise are a man down! The LDC Moneygang, swept off the board. And now the King Of The Ring only has Kareem to protect him! COACH Ohh, I don't like how this is looking for Teddy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Colin Maguire Jr. Eliminated by: Faqu CUCARACHA KINGDOM 3 THE ENTERPRISE 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colin is rolled outside, while Faqu stands, waiting for his next opponent. Moneymaker remains more than hesitant and flat out orders Kareem into the ring to fight the Samoan Wrecking Ball! COACH Aww, here we go! COLE The battle of the bulls! The two monsters, set to go at it! And listen to this Charlotte crowd come alive to see this! Kareem climbs into the ring and the two mammoth men start to size each other up, as a buzz goes round the arena... ...but before they can come to blows, Faqu is distracted, as Spencer grabs his ankle from the outside! COLE What is Spencer still doing out here? COACH He only just woke up, he probably doesn't even know where he is. Faqu starts ranting and bawling at Spencer, allowing Kareem to barge him from behind! Faqu falls through the ropes and lands on his feet, which is bad news for Spencer who is suddenly set upon by the wild savage! Faqu goes after Reiger in the aisle and pretty soon, he's fighting off both members of the Moneygang, as Colin tries to help his partner out. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Landon desperately tries to call Faqu back, as he disappears up the ramp, unaware or uninterested that the referee has been counting him! COLE I think Faqu is gone! COACH That's huge. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that Faqu has been counted out! MONEYMAKER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Maddix kicks the ropes in frustration, while Moneymaker laughs it up in the corner and points to his head. COACH That's huge, Mikey Cole. We're down to two on two and Landon just lost his biggest back-up! COLE Yeah and I think Spencer and Colin knew exactly what they were doing. Moneymaker may have just outsmarted the Kingdom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Faqu Eliminated by: Counted out CUCARACHA KINGDOM 2 THE ENTERPRISE 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Left on an even playing field, at least in numbers, the two Kings call conferences. Moneymaker with only Kareem left, Maddix with just Christian. COACH Suddenly, I think I'm starting to like Mister Moneymaker's chances. COLE So now his chances look good, it's "Mister" Moneymaker. COACH He's always Mister Moneymaker to me. Feeling confident now, Moneymaker surprises everyone by tagging Kareem on the back and saying he's got this. Kareem goes back to the apron and Moneymaker dares Landon to do the same with CW. After a brief discussion, Landon pulls rank and Christian leaves him to it. The two would-be Kings square up in the middle of the ring, mouths flapping. Moneymaker crows over his advantage in the match and Landon of course gives as good as he gets in the verbal stakes. "TED - DY SUCKS!" "SO DOES LAN - DON!" "TED - DY SUCKS!" "SO DOES LAN - DON!" Landon and Teddy stop and look at each other, both turning away to berate the crowd for their disrespect... before both trying to cheapshot the other! They both end up connecting at the same time and reel backwards, before shaking it off and exchanging punches in the middle of the ring! COLE Finally the Kings are going to settle this. And remember, this match ends as soon as either Landon or Moneymaker are eliminated! Getting the better of the exchange, Moneymaker cuts Landon off completely with a knee to the gut. He then rears back... *SLAP* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and chops Landon across the chest! KING LANDONOwwwwww! MONEYMAKER YOU'RE A FOOL, MADDIX! A DAMNED FOOL! Moneymaker sends Maddix to the ropes and throws out an arm, a little too casually. Ducking the line, Landon comes back off the other side and knocks Moneymaker down with a flying forearm! The fans boo because, hey, they don't like either guy, but Landon feeds off of some imaginary support plus Esther's clapping and delivers a series of forearms, dazing Moneymaker. Landon then hits a jawbreaker. Off the ropes, Landon tries to capitalise, going for the King's Guillotine... but Moneymaker ducks, leaving Landon hooking nothing but thin air. A boot doubles Landon up and Moneymaker tries for a suplex. But Maddix floats over and catches Moneymaker with a neckbreaker across the knee! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Stomping Moneymaker in the back, Landon then hits the ropes. But Moneymaker springs up and surprises him with a clothesline! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Moneymaker takes aim and puts a FISTFUL OF DOLLARS on Maddix's head! And another one! Moneymaker looks down at Maddix with contempt and flashes the "money fingers", before dropping a third fist and hooking Maddix up... 1... 2... NO! Burying a knee in the gut, Moneymaker delivers a vertical suplex and tries another cover... 1... 2... NO! Frustrated, The Billion Dollar Heir aims a sideways look at the referee. Moneymaker drags Maddix up, to his knees, where he starts slapping the former King around! COLE How insulting! Landon tries to fight back, but is clubbed back down by Moneymaker. Dragging him to his feet, Moneymaker then pulls Landon in, looking for a short arm clothesline. Maddix ducks though, attacking the backs of Moneymaker's legs with kicks as The Billion Dollar Heir falls off balance. Hooking the head, Landon then runs for the corner, thinking sliced bread. However, Moneymaker is ready for it and shoves Landon off. Landon hits the turnbuckles sternum first and falls back, spun around and thrown to the mat with a belly to belly suplex! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Annoyed with Landon's persistence, Moneymaker tags in Kareem and orders him to finish the job. COLE Whoa boy. COACH This is not what the King wants... well, one of them, anyway. Kareem grabs hold of an overmatched Maddix and shoves him back into a corner with ease. Laying in an overhand forearm, Kareem knocks the wind out of Landon's lungs in one swoop. And then does it again, leaving him prone in the corner. Kareem nods to Moneymaker and backs off, getting himself a run-up and preparing to crush La Cucaracha with a gigantic avalanche... ...NO! Landon dodges out of the way! MONEYMAKER Grrr! Quickly Landon makes the tag, Wright catching Kareem sucking air and attacking him from behind. Wright clubs away on Kareem's broad back, then throws in some European uppercuts. The shots seem to weaken Kareem, to the point Wright tries a whip out of the corner. But Kareem refuses to go anywhere. COACH You're gonna need a horse and cart to budge this guy. Wait, scratch that. Multiple horses. Wright lets go and instead boots Kareem in the gut, then tries a clothesline. But Kareem sidesteps... and as Wright hits the turnbuckles, Kareem follows moments later with an AVALANCHE TO THE BACK!!!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Engulfed in the corner, Wright collapses to one knee, his grasp on the ropes the only thing holding him up. Kareem signals for the end, but is suddenly summoned by Moneymaker, who apparently wants to do the job himself and tags in. COLE Moneymaker, ordering that he come back in. Unfinished business between he and Christian too, of course. But, I think Kareem had things well under control. Moneymaker stalks Wright, pulling him into a standing headscissors and hitting his former protege with a PILEDRIVER!! Smiling, Moneymaker crawls over and makes the cover... 1... 2... FOOT ON THE ROPES! Moneymaker curses to himself, pulling the offending foot away and trying again... 1... 2... KICKOUT! MONEYMAKER DAMNATION! Waiting for Wright to get to his feet, the bitter Billion Dollar Heir lies in wait. COLE Looks like Moneymaker's preparing to slam the Bank Vault shut! As Wright picks himself up, Moneymaker pounces from behind, looking to apply the BANK VAULT... ...NO! Wright escapes, throwing Moneymaker over his shoulder! Moneymaker rolls to his feet, but runs into a boot. Wright hooks up both arms, only for Moneymaker to escape as well and go behind, looking for the Bank Vault again. But Wright wisely backpedals, ramming Moneymaker back into the turnbuckles! COLE Wright, obviously with Moneymaker well scouted. As Moneymaker goes to leave the corner, CW quickly takes aim with a SUPERKI... NO! Moneymaker catches the foot and spins Wright around, SLAPPING ON THE BANK VAULT!!!! COLE But he didn't have the counter that time! COACH Come on Teddy, make this quick and painless, please. Moneymaker tears away with the hold, shaking Wright around in an effort to make him pass out or quit. But before he can do either, help is at hand, as Landon sneaks into the ring behind the action and comes off the middle rope, striking Moneymaker right in the back with a front missile dropkick, breaking the hold!! COLE Landon with the save for his second in command. Getting up favouring his back, Moneymaker turns accusingly to Landon and confronts him on the apron. That allows Wright to sneak up behind and grab Moneymaker in a waistlock. But Moneymaker reacts quickly, with a LOWBLOW!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" As Wright goes down, Landon complains to the referee, who didn't see the leg come up. MONEYMAKER Say goodbye, Maddix! Say goodbye to your precious Kingdom! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Moneymaker laughs right in Landon's face, as he prepares to finish Wright off, hooking him up. As Moneymaker tries for the Spear Of Longinus though, CW blocks. Thinking quickly, Landon points the referee towards Kareem and reaches out for the SCEPTER from Queen Esther! COLE Wait a second! COACH No, not like this please! COLE Landon taking aim with that scepter! COACH Turn around, Teddy, turn around! Climbing to the top, Landon raises the scepter high above his head and leaps... ...but Moneymaker sees it coming and breaks away from CW, in time to catch Landon coming down! Blocking the scepter in mid-air, Moneymaker wrenches it out of Maddix's hands and leans back, ready to take a swing. Maddix, the brave, noble King, immediately cowers like a child and covers up in his corner. MONEYMAKER Coming to a stop, Moneymaker looks down at Landon with a smirk and casually tosses the scepter aside. MONEYMAKER PATHETIC! BWAHAHAAHA! Leaving Landon be, Moneymaker turns around... and gets booted in the gut, by Wright, who quickly hooks Moneymaker up and plants him face first with the Gordbuster!! COLE ...JUDAS RISING! Wright makes the cover... 1... 2... 3!!!! COLE Three! And that's it! The King has fallen, this one is over! *DINGDINGDING* Kareem gets in too late and too slow to break the count, only able to chase Wright off as he rolls to the floor. Glancing up from his cowardly position, Landon realises his team has won and breaks into a beaming smile, hopping out of the ring and embracing Queen Esther in jubilation! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, as a result of Theodore Moneymaker's elimination, your winners of the match and sole survivors for their team... representing THE CUCARACHA KINGDOM... CHRISTIAN WRIGHT AND "KING" LANDON MMMAAAADDIIIIIXXXXX!!!! Landon and Esther continue to jump for joy, including a more reserved Wright in their celebrations. COLE Maddix didn't know a damn thing about it from his hiding place, but his team won! COACH And poor Mister Moneymaker will never live this down! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Theodore Moneymaker (K) Eliminated by: Christian Wright SOLE SURVIVORS: "KING" LANDON MADDIX and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Landon pats Wright on the back and starts proclaiming victory, loud and proud. Starting to come to his senses, Moneymaker sits up groggily. His face soon turns beat red in anger, as he sees King Landon smiling back at him from outside of the ring and mocking his defeat. Moneymaker starts throwing a fit, Kareem unable to calm him down, as Landon does his best evil cackle to really rub it in. COLE Theodore Moneymaker is LIVID. Livid at losing to Landon Maddix, but it was his former tag team partner Christian Wright who knocked the King off! And what does this mean for this war of rival forces? Moneymaker paces around the ring in a pure rage, as the Kingdom and the King ride off into the night victorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 The OAOAST's rocking interview lounge is the scene whereMAGGIE NERDLY stands withMAX ANDERSON andSTEPHEN PIGLEY MAGGIE What up, ya'll? “It” Girl on the scene Maggie Nerdly chilling with The Love Doctors! Lots of questions for you guys! PIGLEY You're not Sara Jean. MAGGIE (annoyed) ...No...I'm not. PIGLEY You'll have to do, I guess. But first thing is first, don't call us The Love Doctors. MAGGIE What should I call you? ANDERSON The Dark Horses. MAGGIE Dark Horses? What's wrong with Love Doctors? PIGLEY Everything is wrong with The Love Doctors! That name represents failure and mediocrity. Where did being fun loving stripping doctors get us? ANDERSON It got us on the fast track to nowhere. We never did anything of note or of worth. The highlight of our career was getting taken out by Anglesault's gang last year and being put on the shelf. Yep, that's right our highlight is getting beat up. MAGGIE The fans liked ya, tho. PIGLEY Big deal. What did that get us? ANDERSON A pat on the back from management, a few t-shirts that didn't sell a dimes worth, and a couple of token curtain jerking appearances on pay per view. Having the fans' support did nothing for us. It was pointless. Useless. A waste of our time! MAGGIE Why can't ya just be thankful you had the love of the crowd? PIGLEY Because that love created a lie. It made us think that we were on to something, and we were going to breakthrough to the next level. ANDERSON What a joke. We weren't on to anything but the path to complete failure. But as The Dark Horses we have a chance to right past wrongs. Make good on our potential and promise. A lot of people don't expect much of us. That's what makes us Dark Horses, we're creeping up on the OAOAST and we're taking the entire tag division by surprise. MAGGIE So no more stripping? PIGLEY No. We're wrestlers, damn good ones at that and we're to be taken seriously as wrestlers. No fancy gimmicks, no stripping, no comedy, just straight wrestling to perfection. MAGGIE But why did you go after The Last Kings of Scotland? PIGLEY Because they're the toughest tag team on the roster. MAGGIE Wouldn't that mean you don't want to go after them? PIGLEY No. That means they're a perfect target. What better way to prove we're a legit threat then to take out the baddest boys on the roster? MAGGIE You know those guys are pissed, right? ANDERSON Great. Let them be pissed. And let them meet us in the ring, where we can show just how serious we've become. MAGGIE Stephen, Max, thanks a bunch. Back to you guys at Sofa Central! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 Once everyone settles down, each team retreats to their respective corners and discuss strategy. Oscar Friberg steps up for Team Malibu, nodding to his teammates that he'll start this one out, while the Cocky Prick, Mister Dick, opts to kick things off for Team Silver. COLE The high-flying Freebird and the Human Hard On, kicking things off here in what is no doubt going to be a very brutal, very personal contest! COACH Personally, I'm gonna love the brutality that Mister Dick is about to unload on little Friberg! Dick has the size advantage, and as he locks up with Oscar he easily pushes him back to the corner. He keeps Oscar tied up until the ref calls for a break, which he does...and then slaps Friberg across the face! Flustered, Oscar runs out of the corner and tries to tackle, Dick, but the controversial superstar works him over, then pulls him up and sends him to the ropes. Dick presses Oscar up into the air, but Oscar turns it into a dropkick, knocking Dick back into the ropes! Angered, Dick charges, but Oscar dodges the blow, then comes up and nails Dick with a series of leg kicks, only to get piefaced! Oscar goes for another kick, only this one gets caught...and Dick trips Oscar up, but Oscar kicks him away and rolls backwards into his corner...and tags in BRUCE BLANK! COACH Aw shi... The crowd pops as Bruce steps over the ropes, smirking joyfully as he walks up to Dick. Mister Dick backs off, then lunges forward and pushes Bruce! COLE Few men will dare to do that! Bruce snickers, then pushes back...sending Mister Dick to the canvas! Dick rolls out of the ring and pounds the apron in anger, as Static and Jax jump down and try to calm him. COLE It doesn't seem like Mister Dick wants to do battle with Big Bruce! Dick stalls some more, slowly climbing up on the apron and making a spectacle of getting back in the ring. A chant of "COWARD" comes up from the crowd, and Dick spends more time bitching back to the fans, while Bruce eggs the fans on and encourages the chant! Finally, the two circle the ring and lock up...and Bruce treats Dick as Dick did to Oscar, shoving him down to the mat and showcasing his size and strength edge! Dick slams his hands on the canvas, angered by the treatment he's getting, and backs into his corner. Bruce remains patient, getting a kick out of Dick's cowardice, but when Dick turns to his corner for advice, Bruce comes over and grabs him by the back of the trunks, dragging him to center ring! Dick finds himself spun around and nailed with a lariat, then picked right back up and sent to the corner, where he's then smashed by a running lariat by the Hardcore Superstar! Dick comes stumbling out of the corner, and a solid right hand shot knocks him on his back, and rolling out of the ring! All of a sudden, Static runs into the ring, but winds up backdropped! Leon tries next, but he eats the big boot of Bruce! Jax and Silver don't try their luck, hopping off the apron to regroup...but while they're on the floor, Bruce makes the tag to Todd Cortez, and he and Oscar hop into the ring and rush across hit, hitting stereo somersault planchas! COLE Take THAT, Team Silver! Oscar and Todd get up and bring Mister Dick up, rolling him into the ring. Oscar retreats back to the his corner while Cortez readies for a springboard onto an unsuspecting Dick...but Jax hops up on the apron swipes Cortez's leg just as he's about to leap off the rope, causing him to come down stomach first and fall into the ring! Cortez tries to recover quickly, but Dick bounces off the ropes and drops the Urban Legend with a facecrusher! A tag is then made to Jax, who gets deafening boos upon his entrance. The former Johnny "Jam" Jackson puts the boots to Cortez and tells the fans to shut up before picking Cortez up and hitting a gutbuster. Cortez rolls near the ropes, and Jax grabs the top rope for leverage, pulling on it as he presses his foot into Todd's throat! The referee calls Jax off, making the five count which successfully ends the assault. It's short lived, though, as Jax puts Cortez on the middle rope and runs the ropes...only for Todd to roll out of the way at the last second! Jax slides through the ropes to the floor, landing on his feet, and then turns around into a baseball slide! Jax staggers back into the guardrail, and as he comes forward, he's flattened with a pescado! COLE The Urban Legend goes airborne, and Jax is grounded! Cortez climbs back up on the apron, but Static runs over, only to have his plans thwarted when Cortez kicks him and clotheslines him back into the ring! Jax then gets up and yanks Cortez to the floor, and runs him stomach first into the ring apron before shoving him back into the ring! Cortez staggers, his bruised ribs hurting every breath he takes...but as he moves towards his corner, he catches a Yakuza kick to the back of the head! Smiling at the fan favorites, Jax, drags Cortez up and readies him in pumphandle position, but as he goes for the move formerly known as the Jam Session, Cortez floats over his back and rolls him up! ONE! TWO! NO! COLE The first pin attempt of the contest, and that's as close to three as you can get! Both men hop up, and another Yakuza kick is tried by Jax, but Cortez catches the foot and hits a roundhouse kick to his stomach, followed by a sweep kick! Cortez turns back to his corner and make a tag, and Ned Blanchard gets his hand the closest to his partner for the night, taking the tag for his team! COACH This guy again. COLE The Orange County Cobra, Ned Blanchard! COACH Like I said...this guy again. COLE The Handsome Hustler was one of the first people to be assaulted during Jason Silver's reign of terror last year, which was led by his uncle, Anglesault. Now tonight, one year later, they are on opposite sides of the ring...and who would have thought last year that Ned Blanchard would be accepting a tag from Todd Cortez! COACH Not me, Mikey Cole. My man Cortez has really let me down lately. As the announcers bicker over the pros and cons of Todd Cortez's recent change of heart, Blanchard unloads those trademark fists on Jax. Two members of two of the OAOAST's most decorated tag teams trade shots in mid-ring, and then Ned sends Jax to the ropes, dropping to one knee to headbutt Jax in the stomach! Ned then runs the ropes and hits a big kneelift, throwing Jax for a loop before whipping him to the corner. Ned moves in and starts punching Jax, getting the fans to count along...until Jax hooks the legs and falls back, dropping Ned jaw first on the top rope! Jax then hits a back suplex and tags Static, who climbs up to the top rope and soars into the ring with an elbowdrop onto Ned! Static hooks the leg, but despite the double-team, the efforts of The Hooligans only get a two count! Static brings Ned to his feet, stunning him with a forearm shot and then snapmaring him over, before measuring him up and hitting a running kick to the back of the head! Static pulls Ned up and traps him in a front facelock, leading him towards his corner, and makes the tag to Jason Silver, which does not make any of the fans in this capacity crowd happy! Silver comes in and kicks Ned in the bread basket, then takes him from Static and hits a neckbreaker! COLE It's a flashback to one year ago. This very event, this same type of match. Jason Silver has been trying to mold the OAOAST into his liking ever since, and Ned Blanchard has continued to be a thorn in his side! COACH Yeah, and right now that thorn is getting pulled right off the stem! Silver brings Ned up, but as he readies him for a suplex, Ned blocks it, then hits a suplex of his own! Both men roll to their feet, and when Silver charges, he gets hiptossed over! Ned grabs Silver in a facelock and drags him to the corner, holding him while tagging in Malibu! The crowd roars as Zack steps into the ring, but Silver wiggles free and immediately rushes back to his corner and tags Leon Rodez! COLE Are you KIDDING me? COACH It's a tag match, Cole. That's what your partners are there for! Leon seems hesitant, a look on his face that says "why me?", and gets into the ring...but gets nailed by a bicycle kick from Malibu! Zack pulls Leon up and shoves him backwards into his own corner, telling Silver "tag him", but Silver refuses! Leon runs out of the corner, but Zack ducks the lariat and hits the ropes, coming off with a spear onto his former partner, then looks over at Silver once again. Leon kicks around in agony, so Zack brings him to his feet and scoops him up...but Leon uses an eye rake and slips behind! A rolling clothesline follows, and then Leon takes Zack's head and rams it into the mat repeatedly, screaming "I HATE YOU" in the face of his former tag team partner! He brings Zack up and hits a European uppercut that causes Zack to drop to a knee. Leon hits the ropes again, but Malibu pops up and nails a perfectly timed dropkick, knocking the wind out of him! A snap suplex follows, but when Zack runs the ropes, he catches a kick to the back from Static, enough to send him stumbling into a DDT! Leon shoots the half and gets Zack onto his back, hooking the leg for a cover...but it's only a two count, as Zack gets his shoulder up! COLE These two have had wars in the past, and it looks like tonight is going to be the latest addition to their storied history! Leon backs Zack into a neutral corner, shoving his forearm into his throat before sending him across the ring. Leon races across and dives, but misses his corner splash, as Zack slides out of the way...then hits a HYOOOOOGE release German suplex, throwing Leon across the ring! Leon lands on the back of his head, and Malibu slowly rolls to his feet, heads for the corner...and tags Ned back in! COACH Aren't these two guys related? How can they fight! COLE ...related? COACH Yeah, man. Weren't they both dating Nerdly girls, or didn't a Nerdly girl give birth to them, or one of them got...ah skip it. Their family tree is bigger than the Christmas tree at Rockerfeller Center. Leon is crawling for his corner, but Ned grabs him by the foot and drags him to center ring and turns him over...then catches a thumb to the eye, and gets rolled up in a small package! ONE! T-KICKOUT! Ned kicks out, and Leon charges...but Ned catches him and hits a Stun Gun...only as he hit the move, Mister Dick hit Leon's flailing arm and tagged himself in! With Leon down, Ned rolls to his feet...but as he gets up, Dick runs in and nails him with a high impact Fameasser! COACH He never saw Dick comin'! The Human Hard On immediately rolls Ned over and hooks the leg, as well as a handful of tights! ONE! TWO! THREE! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen...NED BLANCHARD has been ELIMINATED! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ned comes up to his knees, telling the referee what happened, while Dick mocks him and waves goodbye. Ned tries to go at the arrogant superstar, but Charles Robinson blocks his way and orders him out of the ring. DIck continues to mock Ned as he leaves, but when he turns around Oscar hits a springboard crossbody that floors him! Oscar quickly hurries over to cover Dick, but finds himself thrown off at the count of two! Both men rise simultaneously, and Oscar jumps up and pulls him down into another pin attempt with a crucifix! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Dick manages to roll out of the pin attempt, and this time when he comes up, Oscar springs into action and tries for a headscissors takedown...but Dick shoots Oscar off, sending him splattering face first! Oscar stands, but is blasted with a rabbit lariat from Dick, then held at bay as Dick tags in Leon. Dick hoists him up and holds him as Leon comes off the top rope, leapfrogging over Dick and crushing Oscar with a vertical splash! The Fallen Idol looks disgusted, as if he's above dealing with the Freebird, and shoots a glare at former partner Malibu as he shoots Oscar to the ropes. Oscar rebounds, and backflips over Leon when he tucks his head, staggering him with a punch when he turns around but missing a jump spinning roundhouse! Leon grabs him and goes for a Blue Thunder Bomb, but as Leon spins Oscar out, Oscar hits a rana and sends Leon rolling across the canvas! Leon is not up for long, as once he's on his feet, he's sent airborne via a monkey flip from the Netherlands native! Leon looks as if he wants to cry as he tends to his back and gingerly comes to his feet, but manages to change the tide somewhat when he reverses a whip to the corner. Oscar crashes instead, but when Leon charges in Oscar dives out of the corner and makes the tag to Bruce, who steps in and grabs the stunned Leon by the throat, planting him with a chokeslam! Static and Jax quickly run in to aid their partner, but find themselves on the receiving end of Bruce's big fist, and once again Jason Silver will have none of it, choosing to remain on the apron with Dick! Bruce picks Leon up and hits Snake Eyes, then comes off the ropes with a THUNDEROUS lariat that sends Leon spinning through the air. With Leon down, Bruce heads over to the corner and starts lifting himself up onto the ropes, allowing Cortez to tag in as Bruce sits on the top rope! Cortez climbs up, then climbs up ONTO BRUCE'S SHOULDERS, and comes down with a double stomp onto Leon's chest that sends him into convulsions, and prevents him from kicking out! ONE! TWO! THREE! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen...LEON RODEZ has been ELIMINATED! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- COLE We're all tied up! COACH THAT'S all you care about? That's the second damn time Todd Cortez has tried to cripple Leon Rodez, and you're worried about how many people are left!? All hell breaks loose now, as the Hooligans both hit the ring again, jumping Cortez until Bruce hops off the ropes and comes to his aid! COLE It's a pier six brawl! COACH You drunk again? There's only four of them in the ring! Bruce pairs off with Jax, while Cortez, the legal man, battles with Static. The Wildcards back their rivals into opposite corner and send the former GPX crashing into each other, and Bruce takes Jax and hurls him out through the ropes, while Cortez comes off the ropes and drops Static with a bulldog! With his opponent down, Cortez heads to the apron, springboarding in with a kneedrop, and rolls to his feet, going for the followup quebrada...but Jax pops up and hits a sucker punch, knocking him off the ropes! The interference allows Static to recover, and he pulls Cortez up and sends him to the corner, but it's reversed, and Static hits the corner for the second time in as many minutes! Cortez runs in, but gets caught with a kick, then has his face rammed into the top turnbuckle, then pulled away and trapped in a hammerlock! Static holds Cortez while tagging Jax back in, then knees Cortez in the gut, causing him to double over while trapped in the hammerlock...and Jax hits the ropes, diving low to knock Cortez's feet off the mat while Static drops him with a hammerlock DDT! Jax goes for the cover, smirking over at the remaining members of Malibu's team...but he's not smirking when Cortez kicks out! COLE One of the greatest tag teams we've ever had in the OAOAST are still in fine form, but it's not enough to put the Urban Legend away! Jax brings Cortez up and tries for a powerbomb, but Cortez hits a couple of punches to knock him silly, causing him to release his grip! An open hand chop blisters Jax's chest, then he's picked up for an inverted atomic drop, but Cortez holds on and doesn't stop at one, instead hitting two more before pulling Jax's legs out and dropping a foot in his bread basket! Cortez brings Jax up and brings him to the corner, putting him up on the top rope...but when Todd follows up, Jax shoves him down! Jax hops off the ropes and hits a back elbow on a charging Cortez, then runs up behind him and lifts him off the mat, hitting him with a fast rotation inverted powerslam! Jax rolls Cortez over and covers, and shouts for Charles Robinson to hurry up with the count. ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! ------------------------------------------- BUFFER TODD CORTEZ has been ELIMINATED! -------------------------------------------- COLE Four on three now, with the odds once again in the favor of Jason Silver's Ascension group...and here comes The Franchise! Zack spins a celebrating Jax around and nails him with a series of European uppercuts, then floors him with a follow up Roaring Elbow! He brings Jax up, but a whip attempt is countered, and Jax pulls Zack in and lifts for a Fallaway Slam, tossing Zack overhead! Jax taps his leg, signalling for his trademark Yakuza kick, and as Zack stands he goes for it...but Zack moves, and Jax crotches himself on the top rope! Zack runs up and kicks off the middle turnbuckle, coming back with a dropkick that knocks Jax back into the ring! Zack grabs Jax in a rear waistlock and tries for a German suplex, but Jax isn't too groggy to defend himself, hitting a back elbow and then hip tossing Zack! Jax gets kicked off of his next attempted manuever, and Malibu then kips up and hits the ropes, ducking under a wild swing and bouncing off the far side! The Preppy One slides through Jax's legs and comes up behind him, hooking the rear waistlock and hitting one German, two German, THREE GERMAN in a chain of suplexes before holding Jax down for the pin! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE The classic Rolling Germans isn't enough to put Jax away, and Zack's team is still fighting with uneven odds! Jax comes up holding his neck, and Zack goes for a DDT, only to have Jax counter with an arm wrench into a Russian legsweep! Jax picks Zack up and goes for his inverted powerslam again, but Zack manages to land on his feet and turn it into a Samoan Drop on the former party boy! Zack rolls over to his corner, and the tag is made, as Blank enters the ring! COLE A feud that was first ignited six years ago renews tonight, as The Wilcards and The Hooligans have some new business to tend to! Jax comes running, but Blank shifts his weight and sticks his shoulder out, causing his opponent to bounce right off of him! Jax is wobbly and moves near the ropes, and Blank moves as fast as a seven foot monster can, charging Jax and hitting a clothesline that sends them BOTH toppling over to the floor! Bruce rises easily, but as soon as he does Static jumps off the apron and nails him with a forearm to the back! Dick then joins in, and the two of them double up on Bruce! The Redneck Wrecking Machine takes a licking, but he keeps on ticking...and like a time bomb he goes off, swinging wildly and knocking both Static and Dick out of the way! Jax tries to run him into the ring steps, but Bruce reverses, and Jax hits the steps knees first and falls over them, knocking them loose! Static jumps on Bruce's back, but gets snapmared to the floor when he tries a sleeperhold! Dick finds his face rammed into the apron, then spun back around and hurled over the railing into the front row! COACH He's takin' them all out! Bruce is cleaning house, but it's cut short when Jax gets up, taking the stairs with him, and rams then into Bruce's face! The big man goes down without a fight, having absorbed the shot with no guard and bleeding profusely! The two groggy Hooligans stomp on him, not realizing the bell has sounded to signal a countout! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, due to a double countout, both Jax and Bruce Blank have been ELIMINATED! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Hooligans aren't finished, as they keep working Bruce over...until Oscar hits a baseball slide that knocks Static away! Oscar slides out of the ring and grabs Static, throwing him back in, then hits a springboard rana that sends his rival rolling! Static comes up in the corner, but gets sent airborne again, courtesy of a monkey flip by Oscar! Static is loopy and tries reaching for a tag, despite being in the center of the ring. Oscar brings him up, readying for The Early Bird Gets The Worm, but as he does, Static rolls him up in a small package! ONE! TWO! But Oscar rolls over so that he's on top! ONE! TWO! Both men thwart the others chance at victory, and when both get up, they knock each other out with a double clothesline! Zack starts a rally from his corner, stomping his feet and clapping his hands, getting the crowd to cheer along and fire Oscar up! Oscar throws an arm up to show he's still got something left, and he rolls to his side, then starts to drag himself to his corner! Static does the same, and manages to make the tag to Jason Silver, who rushes into the ring and grabs Oscar's foot! Oscar struggles, then makes it to a standing position, hopping on his free leg...and then jumps back with a mule kick, then dives forward and tags Zack in! COLE THIS IS THE ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! Silver gets up from the mule kick, and then comes face to face with his arch nemesis, and begs off! Realizing Zack has no mercy, Silver's fear turns to a sneer, and he takes a swing...but it's blocked! Zack fires back with a series of right hands, each one finding their mark, until Silver is pressed against the ropes! Zack shoots him off, but it's reversed...and then Zack clings to the ropes! Silver charges him, but Zack ducks and sends the former World Champion up and over...but he lands on the apron! Silver grabs Zack's head and snaps him down to the canvas, then slingshots back in and lands with a stomp on Malibu's chest! Silver kneels down and holds Zack's head in place so that he can land some punches! Silver stands up and pushes his hair out of his face, then hits a soccer kick on Zack, sending him rolling under the ropes and out onto the apron. Silver approaches, reaching over and suplexing Zack back in...but Zack falls out of his grasp, hitting one German, two German, three German...and the chain continues until Zack hits SEVEN suplexes, then goes for the ANGLE SLAM on the eighth lift...and Silver falls out of his arm and tags Dick before laying face down on the canvas! COLE Zack has taken a lot out of Jason Silver, but he's managed to avoid the Angle Slam AND tagged in his partner! Zack is momentarily surprised, but ducks a clothesline and reaches back and hits a neckbreaker after Dick tries to decapitate him! Zack follows with an inverted atomic drop and a release belly to belly, then hits the ropes and hits a flying forearm! Silver, still in the ring, gets up and charges, and Zack catches him running, hip tossing him ONTO Dick! Silver rolls out of the ring, and when Dick comes up holding his ribs, he can't defend from the SCHOOL'S OUT that comes his way and knocks his teeth loose! ONE! TWO! THREE! ----------------------------------------- BUFFER MISTER DICK has been ELIMINATED! ------------------------------------------ COLE Dick is gone! COACH Seems like a premature evacuation to me! COLE Malibu and Friberg against Silver and Static. The odds are even at two apiece! Zack stands up, but is immediately rolled up from behind by Static, who rushes into the ring before Dick is even out of there! Robinson turns around to see the pin, as he was making sure Dick made an exit, but by the time he gets to the mat to count, Zack has kicked out! Static gets up, irate, and grabs the referee by the collar, which allows Zack the chance to set himself up to deliver another School's Out! Zack waits, but a recovered Silver quickly runs up and grabs him, dropping him with the Silver Bullet when Robinson has his back turned! Seeing what his partner has done for him, Static shoves Robinson aside and goes for the cover, rolling Zack onto his back...but just before Lil' Naitch's hand hits the mat for the third time, Malibu's shoulder comes off the mat! COACH WHAT!?!? Slow count! SLOW COUNT! COLE At least he can get as high as three, Coach. Static brings the limp body of Malibu to its feet, and snaps him over with a suplex, but rolls through and pulls him up briefly before dropping him with a DDT! The combination of impact factors in to Malibu's condition, leaving him prone on the mat, and that's when Static takes the to the sky. Climbing the ropes, he stands facing the audience, back to the ring, and moonsaults back in, falling gracefully ONTO MALIBU'S KNEES! Static tucks into the fetal position and bellows out undecipherable words as he agonizes over the miscalculation, while Zack reaches for the ropes, pulling along the bottom one as Oscar eagerly awaits a tag! Halfway down the rope, Zack stands, leaning against the ropes so that he doesn't fall over, and the fans cheer louder and louder as he gets closer and closer...and the arena ERUPTS like Mount St. Helens when Oscar Friberg tags in! Rather than come in as you normally would, Oscar climbs to the top rope and makes his entrance with a missile dropkick to Static! Oscar is up, and Silver gets up and charges him, but Oscar leapfrogs over him, then jumps back with a Pele kick and nails the Ascension leader with the instep of his foot! Silver goes down, and Oscar hits the ropes, kicking off Silver while he's on all fours and hitting a front dropkick on Static, using the momentum to float over and land with a moonsault across Silver's back! COLE Look at the kid go! The Freebird flies tonight, and he is taking two of the OAOAST's best to their limits! Pumped up, Oscar shouts to the crowd and pulls Static away from the ropes, setting up for the BIRDCALL~!...but Jason Silver comes from behind and hits a reverse DDT! Silver starts to work Oscar over, as Robinson tries to back him up to his corner...but Silver shoves him away, and with Static up, the two of them put the boots to the youngster! Suddenly, Zack charges in, saving the day for his opponent! All hell breaks loose as Zack and Oscar pair off with Silver and Static respectively, each pair taking a corner! Zack unloads on Silver with chops, while Oscar dazes Static with rapid fire forearms! As Zack brings Silver out of the corner he drops to his knees and hits a low blow on the Prep, then throws him out of the ring! He grabs Oscar in a full nelson and drags him away from Static, but Oscar kicks up and off the chest of Static to send himself free of the full nelson, rolling over Silver's shoulder! Silver turns around, but as Oscar goes for him, Silver lifts him off his feet and falls back, while Static catches Oscar with a lungblower on the fall! COACH I think I just saw his tonsils fly out! Oscar is DOA after that move, and Static easily rolls him over and goes for the pin, getting the much expected three count despite the valiant efforts of the young man from the Netherlands. ------------------------------------------ BUFFER Oscar Friberg has been ELIMINATED! ------------------------------------------- COLE We're down to two on one, and it's Zack Malibu against two men with nothing to lose and who hate him the most! Zack, still on the floor, is accosted by Static, who picks him up and runs him first against the guardrail, then against the apron! Malibu slumps down, but Static brings him up to his feet and runs him towards the post, sending Zack headfirst into the steel beam! Malibu tries to catch himself, but catches nothing except a gash on his forehead, as just like last month, his head his busted and bloody! COLE Silver and Static are like a couple of sharks now. They smell the blood, and now they're going to enjoy themselves! COACH It's like Piranha 3D in real 3D! COLE ...or that... Pulling wires up from the floor, Static grabs one and wraps it around Zack's neck, while Silver keeps Robinson at bay, preventing him from seeing the damage that's done. COACH See, Cole? THIS is how you work together. THIS is how everyone can benefit! COLE Benefit from what? From Zack Malibu getting mercilessly mauled because of the jaded attitudes and beliefs of Static and Silver!? Malibu, his face crimson, is sent back into the ring. Silver brushes past Robinson and pulls Malibu up to his knees, pounding on the cut, then backs off so that Static can hit a reverse snapmare, driving Malibu's face into the mat! Static picks him up, and he and Silver hit a Russian legsweep/STO combo on Zack, laying waste to the OAOAST's most popular star! After hitting the move, Silver exits the ring, giving in to the orders of the referee, while Static goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! TH-NO! NO! Malibu kicks out, his persistence unrivaled. A kneedrop from Static hits the mark, however, preventing any momentum from being gained. Zack finds himself run headfirst into the top turnbuckle, then placed in the corner, where Static digs the point of his elbow into Zack's wound! Malibu howls, but it falls on deaf ears, as Static continues the assault, showing that his funloving personality is long gone. Adding insult to injury, Static grabs Zack and rakes his head on the top rope, then grabs him and goes for a Tornado DDT...but Zack blocks and belly to bellies Static into the corner! COACH YO~! Static flies upside down against the turnbuckles, and a groggy Zack staggers around the ring before picking him up and setting him up in a Tree of Woe! Zack hits a series of kicks to Static's sternum, then steps backwards...before running at the corner and hitting the ZACK ATTACK II while Static dangles upside down! Static falls off the ropes, and Malibu goes for the pin...but then finds himself yanked out of the ring by Jason Silver before a count can be made! Silver takes a shot, but Zack ducks it...and SCHOOL'S OUT connects, laying Jason Silver out at ringside! A disoriented Zack climbs up on the apron, but as he's stepping through the ropes Static runs and kicks the middle rope, causing it to strike Zack low! With Malibu stunned, Static pulls him in and drops him on his head with a package piledriver! Despite his efforts, Malibu appears to be out, as Static covers for the pin. ONE! TWO! THREE! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BUFFER ZACK MALIBU has been eliminated...your winners, STATIC AND JASON SILVER! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COACH Yeah boy! The Ascension reigns supreme! COLE The distraction from Silver proved costly. One year ago our end scene was Zack Malibu standing tall, but tonight, in one of the all time classic struggles, Jason Silver and his Ascension have shown that they're not all talk...and that could prove fatal for the OAOAST! Silver, holding his jaw, grabs Static's arm and raises it, foregoing the referee's tradition of raising the winners hand. The crowd boos as the two men stand over Zack, will Silver pointing at him and mouthing off to him, then looking to the crowd and exclaiming "I told you so!" Pushing his hair back, Silver then SPITS on Malibu, which draws the ire of Charles Robinson, who bitches the two surviving members of the Ascension out as they leave. COLE Another win in the books for the former World Champion and his Hooligan friend, but the war is far from over. Zack Malibu will live to fight another day, but tonight, The Ascension has indeed risen to the top! Backstage, standing next to her 360 is...MELODY NERDLY MELODY Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Its November so you know what time it is! Time to get hyped up over the impending Chimpmunks movie? Yesssssssssssssssssss! But also time to get hyped up over the latest release of No Homo. This edition features a ramped up OAOAST Galaxy mode, that allows you to take control over all our fates! Want us to bark like dogs and eat out of bowls on the floor like Krista forces Terry Taylor to do? You can do it! You can do anything! But what's a game without the superstars of the OAOAST? Its nothing that's what it is! Nothing, I tell ya, nothing! I've got the latest scoops and screen shots of all your favorite and least favorite OAOAST stars starting RIGHT NOW! Let's kick it off with our namesake...Anglesault! Reduced: 99% of original size [ 806 x 605 ] - Click to view full image Reduced: 99% of original size [ 806 x 605 ] - Click to view full image OVERALL: 94 MELODY These sons of bitches do this every year! MOLLY (OS behind the camera) I don't understand? What is wrong? MELODY You know! Anglesault's tights have always been ultramine, yet these bastards think their slick and make it cobalt blue! Like I won't notice! Oh, I noticed alright! I noticed in No Homo 2008, No Homo 2009, No Homo 2010, No Homo 2011, and No Homo 12! You think you can pull one over on me? On me? You can't pull shit over on me!VOICE Speak to me my angel MOLLY (OS) Melody, did you hear that? MELODY That's just the sound of me whipping out my homemade lightsabre and slicing the art department's head's hands off! MOLLY (OS) Perhaps it would be best if we moved on. MELODY Cool. I just get so worked up. We're not dogs, we're not colour blind! We can tell when you're cheating us! And we're not going to tolerate this bullcrap any more! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!VOICE Come to me MOLLY (OS) There it is again! MELODY Next up we've got the toughest dude around town Badass Jack! Reduced: 99% of original size [ 806 x 605 ] - Click to view full image Reduced: 92% of original size [ 864 x 648 ] - Click to view full image Reduced: 99% of original size [ 806 x 605 ] - Click to view full image OVERALL: 92 MELODY Finally they got something right! The jeans? Perfect? The top? Excellent shade of white? The crazy hair? Couldn't look better! And the overall? Well, I think Capcom's going to get a visit from his steel claws for not making him a 99.VOICE I call to you MOLLY What is that? MELOLDY (looking to her side) Beef burritos! Want one? MOLLY ...Perhaps we should just get ready for our match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 *DINGDINGDING* After much pleading of her case, her team let Sugar start the match. Fists up ready to fight, Sugar squares up to Sunshine Yukino, who looks at Sugar curiously. And after giving her the once over, Yukino takes great pleasure in pointing out that she's much taller than Sugar and making a baby crying face! Taking great offence to this, Sugar stomps about the ring, shouting at the fans to shut up as Yukino hops up and down, laughing and pointing at her. COACH Come on, that's not nice! SUGAR Suddenly, red mist descends and Sugar charges at Yukino. Who simply ducks the attempted clothesline. Sugar comes to a stop, looks around confused... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and turns around into a knifedge chop! SUGAR Owwie owwie owwie! Sugar hops up and down in pain, so Yukino joins in and starts pointing and laughing again. SUGAR Getting more flustered by the second, Sugar tries to punch Yukino right in the mouth. The eccentric girl from Japan ducks the wild swing and kicks Sugar in the back of the leg. Sugar falls into a seated position, Yuki taking aim with a kick to the chest, but Sugar does a sit-up to avoid it! But Sugar celebrates too soon, mouthing off to the opposition corner and earning a HARD kick to the back for her insolence! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Melissa and December look on concerned, as Yukino appeals to the fans and whips Sugar across the ring, hitting a clothesline in the corner. Rolling her opponent out of the way, Yukino then heads to the top. COLE High risk, early on! Yukino gets to the top and finds her balance, then takes flight with a Missile Dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Looking out to the fans for their approval again, Yukino tries to pick Sugar up off the mat. But the pesky youngster RAKES THE EYES and scampers away, to tag in her cousin. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Boy, Sugar couldn't get out of there fast enough. Don't think she enjoyed the start of this match as much as Yukino did. COACH You know, I wish people would stop making fun of poor Sugar. She's just... COLE ...a little girl? COACH No! Just a kind hearted soul! Attacking from behind December works Yukino over, before sending her to the ropes. Yuki surprises December coming back though, taking the Ice Queen over with a flying headscissors! Firing fast with kicks, Yukino softens December up and then tries a suplex, which is blocked. When December tries to reverse though, Yukino floats over the top and catches December turning around with an enziguri! Cover by Yuki... 1... 2... NO! December gets up trying to clear the cobwebs, but also trying to keep up with Yukino, who dodges past her. Off the ropes, Yuki is cut off with a boot. December then tries to lift the Japanese star up with a double leg, but suddenly finds herself trapped, as Yukino latches on with a front guillotine choke! COLE The Oyasuminasai! December could be in trouble here! Indeed in trouble, December waves for help and Sugar hits Yukino in the back to break it up. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Shooing the referee aside Sugar then hits the ropes, looking to hit Yukino... ...but a sidestep causes the Belles to collide! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Sugar goes down, where-as December is merely staggered by her smaller cousin bouncing off of her. Yukino tries to take advantage, up onto the shoulders for a Victory Roll! 1... 2... NO! COLE The Belles struggling to cope with Yukino, here! As she gets up, December tries to run at Yukino but runs right into a spinning wheel kick, catching her on the top of the head. December goes down and Yukino gives a thumbs up to Jade and Maya, before scaling the turnbuckles. Looking out at the crowd, Yuki waves to the fans, before pushing off... ...but MISSING the Beautiful Blossom!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Nobody home! December quickly makes the tag, to Holly. The foul mouthed Holly stomps in with some unkind words for the fans, as she takes aim and BLASTS Yukino in the side of the head with a running boot! COLE Man, right to the skull, with those damn combat boots! Those need to be outlawed. COACH You go tell Holly that. With Yukino dazed, Holly drags her up by the hair. Holly sneers over at the Duncan team corner, as she hooks Yukino up. And too hurt to try and fight it, Yukino is spun onto her neck with THE MIRAGE!! Holly immediately hooks the legs and even grabs Yukino's skirt for extra leverage... 1... 2... 3!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE With the tights! And Yukino is gone, which hasn't gone down well with this capacity crowd. COACH Too bad. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Sunshine Yukino Eliminated by: Holly TEAM MELISSA 5 TEAM DUNCAN 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The fans aren't happy with the popular Yuki's elimination, but they're much happier when Melody attacks Holly from behind. Melody hammers Holly, until Holly catches her in the midsection with a headbutt. Holly then tries to charge, but gets caught with a flapjack! With Holly down, Melody looks back at Yukino hobbling away. MELODY I WILL AVENGE YOU! Melody turns back to Holly and BLASTS her with a Standing Yakuza Kick! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Melody hits some forearms and then comes off the ropes, but gets cut off with a heavy boot from Holly. Tag is made and together, December and Holly shoot her off and hit a double clothesline. COACH That's like running into a wall made of miserable. Walking around calmly planning her next move, December tries to catch Melody coming up with a big boot of her own. But Melody ducks and rolls December up! 1... 2... NO! Melody quickly tags Molly, who hits a clothesline on December as she gets to her feet. Molly hits a second clothesline, then whips December to the ropes for a BAAAAACK bodydrop! Just as things are going Molly's way though, December comes up with a tidechanger, grabbing Molly as she moves in and pulling her by the tights, Molly hitting the middle rope throat first! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Lorelei tags in and shows no mercy to Molly, stomping her as she clutches her throat in pain. COLE Melissa has surrounded herself with some real mean tag team partners. And Sugar Belle. COACH Hey, Sugar can get mean, you wait and see. Dragging Molly up, Lorelei traps the arm and commits E-Commercide on her former Enterprise stablemate. Cover... 1... 2... NO! Jade tries to encourage Molly, but Lorelei has control and applies a camel clutch. COLE What must Maya be thinking, stood in that corner looking over at Melissa and her backing crew? COACH She must be thinking "boy, we're not doing so well, I hope I don't get my BUTT kicked like the rest of my team has". Despite the great pain she's in, Molly refuses to give up. So Lorelei releases the hold and delivers a Moneymoon BUTT drop to the lower back! Lorelei tags back out to December, who cruelly targets the back with stomps. Kneeling down over Molly, December then locks on a Dragon Sleeper and links her hands behind her back, applying more pressure to Molly's neck and back!! COLE Oh wow! Molly is in a BAD way right now. Luckily for Molly, she's freed from the painful submission, as Maya comes in and takes a kick at December! "YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Maya is sent back to the apron by the referee, given an icy stare by December as she goes. December goes back to work on Molly, clubbing away at the back before bringing her to her feet and hitting a backbreaker. Clutching her back, Molly tries in vain to reach towards her corner, while December casually brings Sugar in. The Belles send Molly to the ropes and deliver a double side slam. Proud of herself, Sugar then FLEXES HER MUSCLES. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH What POWER! COLE What!? Her cousin did at least half the lifting! Belatedly, Sugar actually goes for a pin... 1... 2... NO! Pulling Molly up, Sugar dishes out some forearm shots. Off the ropes, Sugar then tries a crossbody block... but Molly simply throws her off! COLE Well, that didn't work. Sugar gets up, bemused at what happened. Meanwhile, Molly is left holding her back, giving Sugar time to regroup and connect with a Superkick instead! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Pouting at the referee, Sugar drags Molly up and again tries to soften her up with the forearms. But Molly suddenly starts to fight back! Forearms shots from Molly rock Sugar, not able to match the Showgirl in striking, so instead going to the knee with a kick. Unwisely, Sugar attempts to follow this up with a bodyslam, but her back gives way! COACH Oh no! In pain, Sugar is caught with a boot and a DDT by Molly! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Molly now tries to make a tag, crawling towards her corner with three hands outstretched. But Sugar is able to shake it off and jumps at Molly with a double sledge to break it up! MAYA Oh I want to punch you in the face so much. Ignoring this threat, Sugar concentrates on Molly. As Sugar boots her in the gut and prepares to send her to the ropes though, Molly is tagged on the back by Melody, not seen by Sugar. Molly manages to hang onto the rope, preventing Sugar's attempted backdrop. Raising her head confused, Sugar sees Molly roll outside and proudly assumes she's running away, but then turns around and gets hit with a double leg spinebuster!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE Sugar didn't see the tag and now, she's in trouble! Melody starts Hulking up. Sugar gets to her feet and walks into a Tomahawk chop, knocking her down! She bounces back up, but walks into another Tomahawk! And another! COLE Melody running wild with those devestating brain chops! Stumbling around the ring, Sugar tries to take a swing at Melody, but misses. Winding up behind her, Melody hooks Sugar and drops her with the Imperial Death Drop!! 1... 2... NO! COLE That was almost night night for Sugar. Which is good, because... COACH Don't you dare make a joke about it being past her bedtime! Waving her up, Melody delivers a big bodyslam to Sugar and unleashes an imaginary sword from her equally as imaginary holder. MELODY I HAVE THE POOOWWWEEEEERRRRRR!!! Melody comes off the ropes and hits the BIG SPLASH! Cover... 1... 2... DECEMBER MAKES THE SAVE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Melody gets up and confronts December about her interjection. But that comes back to bite her, as Sugar clatters into Melody from behind with a knee to the back as she's distracted! COLE Melody got caught in the wrong corner there. As Melody goes down, Sugar reaches up and Melissa tags in. COACH Here comes the Women's Champ! Yee-haw! Melody picks herself up off the mat, unaware that Melissa is waiting behind her. From behind, the Women's Champion grabs Melody's arms, crossing them around her neck... and bringing her down across the knees with the Cross Arm Lungblower!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Melody just came down with a case of the Achy Breaky Back. Melissa hooks Melody up tight... 1... 2... 3!!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE And just like that, Melissa strikes for her team! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Melody Nerdly Eliminated by: Melissa Nerdly TEAM MELISSA 5 TEAM DUNCAN 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The fans are disappointed, but suddenly erupt, as Maya chases into the ring with her sights set on Melissa! Cutting her celebrations short, Melissa tags the first person she can and RUNS out of the ring in fright! Maya can't get to Melissa in time and is restrained by the referee as Melissa looks on shaken from the arena floor COLE Maya almost got her hands on Melissa! COACH Yeah, but almost just ain't good enough. Which is track 6 on Melissa's new album, by the way. Jade and Molly are forced to come in and try to calm Maya down, but Lorelei and Holly see and opportunity and attack all three from behind! The Duncan girls are quickly sent out of the ring and Lorelei hammers away on Molly, who by process of elimination is deemed legal by the referee. And as Jade and Maya try to get back in, they're told to go to the apron by the officials. COACH Ha ha, brilliant! COLE The wise heads of Holly and Lorelei thinking quickly. And now, Molly is forced to come back into the match, the most worn down of the three opponents. Infact, Jade and Maya haven't even been in the match yet! Lorelei and Holly double team Molly until the ref turns around, leaving her back down on the mat nursing the back again. Taking over, Lorelei takes Molly into the opposition corner and puts the Tramp Stamp on her, driving her shoulder repeatedly into the lower back of Molly! To add to Molly's woes, Lorelei then diverts the ref, allowing all four opponents in the corner to take some free shots at her! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Man, Melissa's team have got things working like a well-oiled machine. Lorelei tags in Holly, who attempts to leave an imprint of her combat boot in Molly's back. With two handfuls of hair Holly then yanks Holly back to the mat and makes a forceful pin... 1... 2... NO! The Duncan girls look on frustratedly, as Molly is beaten down by Holly. Grabbing both wrists, Holly then places her foot on Molly's chest and SLAMS her back against the canvas with a Reverse Curbstomp!! "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" HOLLY YOUR MOTHERS (bleep)ING SUCK A (bleep)ING COCK! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE I'm not sure Holly should be using that kind of language with a minor on her team. COACH Molly is picked off the mat and inflicted further pain with a backbreaker. Holly then tags to December, who comes off the ropes and delivers a running legdrop! Reaching out, she hooks Molly's leg and tells the ref to count... 1... 2... NO! "MO - LLY!" "MO - LLY!" "MO - LLY!" "MO - LLY!" Jade leads the Charlotte fans, hoping this'll help Molly out. But the chants do nothing to heal her back and neither does a big kneedrop to the spine from December! Signalling to her corner, December then watches, as Holly and Lorelei run across the ring to knock Jade and Maya off the apron! Lorelei and Holly stand guard, while behind them December picks Molly up for a powerbomb. Sugar comes in and leaps as high as she can, pulling Molly into her knees with a double team powerbomb/lungblower!!!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Ohh! That's the Belle Tower, Molly could be done! December stacks Molly on her shoulders for the pin... 1... 2... 3!!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Melissa and Sugar high-five, as on the outside Jade and Maya slowly realise what just happened. COACH Oh snap! Duncans are in some deep trouble now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Molly Nerdly Eliminated by: December Belle TEAM MELISSA 5 TEAM DUNCAN 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jade and Maya take a second and try to strategise, as they look at their full strength opposition stood in the opposite corner. COLE The Women's Tag Team Champions are left all alone, five on two. And that spells bad news. COACH I don't think even Krista and Alix would overcome these odds, let alone Jade and Maya. CO2 come up with a plan of attack, which sees Jade starting out. And Jade immediately takes the fight to Lorelei with a flurry of forearms!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" After taking a few shots, Lorelei manages to cut Jade off with a knee. Lorelei whips Jade to the ropes, but gets caught lowering her head and is hit with a sneaker to the shoulder blade. Reeling back, Lorelei tries to recover and fires out with a clothesline. But Jade ducks under and reaching back, pulls Lorelei down with a neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Jade catches Lorelei getting up, pawing her with an open right hand. Following with a left, Jade then does a 360... but Lorelei blocks the clothesline! Lorelei knees Jade in the gut again and sets her up, looking for a powerbomb. But Jade escapes in mid-lift, able to push off and land on her feet! Catching Lorelei with a boot, Jade then hits a quick DDT and goes for the cover... 1... 2... NO! COLE This is going to take a huge turnaround for Jade and Maya, but they're giving it all they have. Tag is made to Maya, who comes in and immediately tags Lorelei with a jab! Melissa looks on more tentatively now, as Maya hits a standing dropkick on Lorelei and covers... 1... 2... NO! Realising she's in trouble, Lorelei manages to fend Maya off for long enough to get a tag. Holly fares little better though, thrown to the mat with an armdrag as soon as she comes in. COACH Maya and Jade might look good now Cole, but they've gotta deal with five people. Five. So no matter what they do, there's always gonna be fresh opponents on the apron to be tagged. Maya kicks Holly in the gut and takes her to the corner, throwing the foul mouthed star face first into the turnbuckle. Whipping her across, Maya tries to follow in on Holly, but runs into an elbow. Leaning back on the buckle, Holly then kicks her feet up, trapping Maya's head between them. As Holly tries to slam her boot into Maya's head though, a block is thrown up! Catching the foot, Maya re-adjusts and shocks everyone by POWERBOMBING HOLLY OUT OF THE CORNER!!!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Where did THAT come from!? Maya glares across the ring at Melissa, who flinches at even being looked at. Maya then drops down and covers Holly... 1... 2... NO! Moving into the centre of the ring, Maya motions for Holly to get up, but Lorelei comes into the ring. Maya deals with her swiftly, a side kick knocking Lorelei back out of the ring. December then fakes to get in the ring too, the second distraction enough as Holly clatters Maya from behind! COACH Numbers. All about the numbers. Holly stomps on Maya in annoyance, before tagging December. December pulls Maya to her feet and delivers a slam, urged on by Melissa. COLE And now Melissa's team have Maya where they want her. COACH Time to test out that plastic surgery. Sadly for Maya, December attempts to do just that by dropping her forearm across Maya's face! Maya sits up with a start and grabs her face, trying to guard against any more attacks as December presses her. December smells blood though and tries to rake Maya's face, the referee quickly moving in to try and prevent that. "MA - YA!" "MA - YA!" "MA - YA!" "MA - YA!" December settles for kicks, wearing Maya down and trying to negate the crowd support. Sending her to the ropes, December hits Maya coming back with a knee to the breadbasket. December then grabs hold of Maya's blonde hair and pulls back on it, staring into the eyes of the pained fan favourite. Bending Maya backwards, December casts a cold look at the crowd. She then swings her leg back and hits the Glamourlanche!! 1... 2... NO! COLE One thing's for sure, neither Duncan is going to go down without a fight. Standing over Maya as she gets up, December dishes out a slap! And a second one! Which proves unwise, as it only serves to fire Maya up. And as December goes to swing again, Maya catches the arm, then smacks December in the face with her own hand! MAYA Stop hitting yourself. And again! MAYA Stop hitting yourself. And a third time! MAYA Stop hitting yourself. COLE Even in times of trouble, the Duncans can find a way to make you look like a complete chump. Tiring of these tricks, December wrenches her arm away angrily. Maya beats her to the punch though and catches December in the back of the head with a roundhouse kick! Dazed, December is hooked for a german suplex, but manages to block. December reverses and hooks Maya, throwing her with a german suplex of her own... but Maya lands on her feet! Reacting with surprise, December tries to cut Maya off. But Maya ducks underneath and with her back to December unleashes a PÉLE KICK!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Fantastic! Both December and Maya make tags, bringing in Sugar and Jade. And it's Jade who has the momentum, bowling through Sugar with a clothesline! Then a back elbow! And a delayed bodyslam! Sugar gets to her knees and begs off, trying to play the sweet and innocent card but getting no luck with that. Jade instead pulls her up and sends her to the corner, where a pair of Double Knees connect! COLE Things are turning sour for Sugar! Staggering out of the corner, Sugar gets dropped with another clothesline and Jade covers... 1... 2... LORELEI BREAKS IT UP! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Jade shrugs off Lorelei's attack and with Lorelei arguing with the referee, Jade grabs the Money Honey by the hair and hurls her outside! Holly comes in too in an attempt to halt Jade's momentum, but she too gets thrown to the floor! COLE Team Melissa trying to overwhelm Jade, but Jade is managing to deal with them! As chaos unfolds, Jade tries to get back after Sugar. But the diminuitive star catches her by surprise with a jawbreaker. As she stumbles back, Jade suddenly finds herself hooked from behind by December, holding her for Sugar. Sugar smiles and balls up her fist menacingly, or as menacingly as she can. But Jade dodges out of the way and Sugar punches her own cousin by mistake!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Jade furthers the Belles misery, by delivering a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! COLE The Belles just got their bells rung! Sugar goes down, while Jade fires away on December. Meanwhile, Holly and Lorelei try to get back in, but the referee holds them at bay. In her corner, Melissa sees the referee distracted. And getting an idea, she sneaks over and picks up her GUITAR from besides her corner. COLE Wait a minute. Melissa's got that damn guitar! COACH Obviously she wants to document this moment in song. Carefully entering the ring, Melissa keeps one eye closely on the referee, one eye closely on Jade, making sure she doesn't get caught red handed as she prepares to smash Jade from behind... ...but Melissa doesn't keep an eye on Maya, who slides in and SNATCHES THE GUITAR AWAY! MELISSA "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COLE Uh oh! COACH Run Melissa! Save yourself and your voice! Melissa throws up her hands and tries to convince Maya to put the guitar down. Maya thinks about it, for all of a second, before taking a swing! Melissa manages to duck and runs away, with Maya in hot pursuit. The teen dream takes another swing and narrowly misses taking Melissa's head off, the Women's Champion running for her life and finally bailing out of the ring. Maya then turns around and catches December trying to attack, taking a swing at her too which almost connects! COACH Maya's got nuts! Somebody get that thing off of her, that guitar cost thousands of dollars! COLE So did Maya's plastic surgery and she wants to get some of her money back! With the commotion in the ring, the referee is finally allowed to turn around by Lorelei and Holly. Which is just in time, as Maya sees Sugar stood, groggily facing away from her... *CLUNK* ...and hits her in the back with the guitar!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Maya got caught! Ha ha, what now Miss ooh I've got a proper education? Get yourself out of this one! Sugar collapses, but the guitar stays in one piece. Which is fine by Maya, as it allows her to go after December. But both the referee and Jade step in, trying to stop her from doing any more damage. Melissa pulls Sugar to safety and all of her team stand around the ring watching, as Jade finally gets Maya to calm down. But, in the end, too late. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, Maya Blanchard-Duncan has been DISQUALIFIED! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" COACH YES! COLE Oh no. COACH Justice has been done! Get this out of control lunatic out of here! Maya rages at the referee, as Melissa can't contain her joy on the outside of the ring. "BULL - SHIT!" "BULL - SHIT!" "BULL - SHIT!" COLE Maya lost her temper. And, I'm afraid, the referee made the right call. COACH Try telling these idiots that. Jade convinces Maya to calm down again and Maya, reluctantly, leaves the ring. As she starts to walk up the ramp though, Melissa decides to wave her goodbye. Not realising Maya could see her, Melissa suddenly panics as Maya turns around and tries to go after her again, but the outside official is able to block Maya's path and a cowering Melissa is spared. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Maya Blanchard-Duncan Eliminated by: Disqualification TEAM MELISSA 5 TEAM DUNCAN 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Maya is lead away, Melissa's team come together (including a dazed Sugar) and like a pack of wolves, size up Jade, who is left alone and isolated in the ring. COLE And thanks to Maya's elimination, things have now gone from bad to worse for Jade. COACH Yeah, thanks Maya! Way to look out for your sister. "LET'S GO JADE!" "LET'S GO JADE!" "LET'S GO JADE!" "LET'S GO JADE!" The fans show their much needed support for Jade, as Melissa's team climb back onto their apron and Jade realises the scale of the task facing her. Lorelei starts off for the full strength side. And out of a lockup, Lorelei doubles Jade up and drops her elbow into the back of Jade's neck. COACH If Jade was smart she'd leave now, save herself the beating. COLE Jade isn't going to do that I can guarantee you. COACH Like I said, if she was smart. Lorelei backs Jade into the corner and delivers some stomps, before whipping her across the ring. The Money Honey tries to attack, but Jade kicks her feet up and catches Lorelei coming in. As Lorelei backs away, Jade runs out of the corner and into the ropes, delivering a running front dropkick that bowls Lorelei head over heels! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" As Lorelei comes to her feet, Jade follows up with the E!Ziguri and makes the cover... 1... 2... NO! Jade picks Lorelei up, firing with jabs and then coming off the ropes again. But Lorelei cuts her off with a back elbow. COLE Man, Jade is trying, but this really does seem insurmountable. Lorelei tags in Holly, who takes her time, deciding to taunt Jade a bit first before stomping her into the ground. COLE Look at Holly, just picking her spots. Dragging Jade up, Holly mouths off to the fans as she prepares to dish out some Percussion treatment. But she takes too long over it and Jade counters with a backdrop! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Holly gets up nursing her back and angrily makes a move for Jade, but the Prodigal Daughter slips behind and surprises Holly with the REVERSE X-FACTOR!! 1... 2... 3!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE YES! Jade strikes quick and eliminates one! COACH Fluke! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Holly Eliminated by: Jade Rodez-Duncan TEAM MELISSA 4 TEAM DUNCAN 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melissa immediately pounces on Jade, giving her no reprieve whatsoever. A seething Holly is sent cussing and swearing to the back, while Melissa pounds away on Jade. COACH Yeah, Jade got a quick one. But she's still got four to go through and her luck isn't going to last! Having worn Jade out with shots, Melissa stops and fluffs her hair smiling to her adoring fans. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Okay, maybe not. COLE Melissa's real tough now, sure. Four on one, having got the jump on a tired Jade. Melissa drags Jade up and sets her, in the middle of the ring, slamming her face first into the mat with the Stroke! COACH She's Number One With A Bullet, baby! Cover by Melissa... 1... 2... NO! COLE Jade is hanging on! But, for how much longer can she withstand this? The Women's Champion doesn't look concerned and backs away, lining Jade up. Digging down deep, Jade climbs to her feet, determined not to give up. But as she turns around, Melissa connects with HELL ON HEELS!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Bicycle Kick. And that's gonna do it for Jade. The fans fall quiet in disappointment, as Melissa decides not to go for the cover and instead tags in Sugar. Sugar comes in excitedly and grabs Jade by the hair, trying to pull her up off the mat. Clearly out, Jade is hauled up onto her knees, no idea where she is. And Sugar circles around her, with a smug grin on her face, as she backs up... and hooks Jade, giving her a hurricanrana from the kneeling position, DRIVING Jade's head into the mat!! COACH Sugar Snap! Melissa whoops and cheers for Sugar, as she pins Jade by KNEELING on her and FLEXING HER MUSCLES! 1... 2... 3!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE Gimme a break! *DINGDINGDING* Melissa comes in and picks Sugar up in a big embrace, Sugar acting like she just won the World Title. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match and sole survivors... LORELEI DECENZO, THE BELLE COUSINS and the OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPION MELISSA NNEEEERRRRDDLLLLLYYYYYYYY!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Jade Rodez-Duncan Eliminated by: Sugar Belle SOLE SURVIVORS: MELISSA NERDLY, SUGAR BELLE, DECEMBER BELLE and LORELEI DECENZO ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The victorious team celebrate over Jade, Sugar and Melissa by far the most exuberant. The fans voice their displeasure, as Melissa is handed her title belt and the four surviving ladies raise each other's hands in victory. The referee stands guard over Jade, making sure no-one attacks her, at least not physically as Lorelei sneers something and Sugar starts shouting down at Jade as well. COACH What a performance! So much for Team Duncan, they pretty much got swept! The hottest new group on the scene just came up huge on the big stage! COLE And look at Sugar, mouthing off. I don't think I've seen anyone look so smug before! The victorious team leave, Melissa and her backing band shaking hands with Lorelei for her assistance, while Jade is checked on in the ring. COLE Jade gave it her all, but the numbers were just too great against her.THE ROAD TO ANGLEMANIA BEGINS...ANGLEPALOOZA SUNDAY JANUARY 29 LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 Legendary ring announcer, Michael Buffer, stands inside a purple spotlight in a dimly lit ring. BUFFER The following ten person elimination match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship is the MAIN EVENT of the evening! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” BUFFER Participants can be eliminated by count out, pinfall, submission or disqualification. The match will continue until there is one survivor and they will be the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. ARE YOU READY!? "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER Charlotte, North Carolina... ARE... YOU... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEADY!?! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER For the thousands in attendance... and the millions, watching around the world... LLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRREEEEEAAAADDYYYYY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT As Nonpoint's cover of “In The Air Tonight” plays the entrance doors spread apart to allow VICE into the arena. Puffing a cigar, CPA looks as cool and calm as ever. Bosley, on the other hand, is the model of intensity psyching up by punching himself in the head. He even goes as far as to bang his head against the closed entrance doors until CPA directs him to the ring. BUFFER Introducing Team Odin! First they are DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY, CHRISTOPHER PATRICK ALLEN.....VIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! COLE Team Odin is gigantic. You've got Bohemoth at 6'7, Odin is 6'6, CPA is 6'6, Bosley is 6'5, and Jack is the runt at 6'4. That's an intimidating team.Cause I'm a badass And you don't want to clash Cause your mouth's writing checks that your face can't cash Cause I'm a badass And this war is your last You just crossed my path and I'll drop you fast Saliva's “Badass” brings a snarling Badass Jack onto the entrance stage. Grinding his steel claws together, Jack stares menacingly into the camera. He then storms to the ring, accompanied by the jeers of the capacity crowd. BUFFER And their partner, from The Everglades, he weighs in at two hundred forty three pounds, BAAADDD ASSSSSS JJAAAAAACCCCKKKKK! COLE Badass Jack basically forced his way onto Team Odin, all so he could get his hands on Krista. But, he has the lucky side effect of being able to win the world title, something he's been dreaming of doing for twenty two years.*SCREEECH* The jeers are enormous for the self proclaimed face of the company, Bohemoth. The man himself strides onto the entrance stage and flexes his awe inspiring muscles. This only makes the crowd all the madder as they douse him with their rage. BUFFER He weighs in at two hundred eighty four and three quarter pounds, from Greenville, South Carolina....THE BEAST BOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOTH! COLE Will it be all about Bohemoth tonight? Will The Beast reclaim the world heavyweight championship? Blue smoke falls from the ceiling as Atreyu's powerful track “You were King Now You're Unconscious” blares from the speakers. Emerging into a sea hostility with a bold smile on his face is Odin. He proudly holds his world championship high into the air for the booing audience to marvel over. BUFFER And the captain! From Asgard, he weighs in at two hundred fifty eight pounds, he is the reigning and defending OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...OOOODDDDDIINNNNNNN! Odin enters the ring, raising his title once again into the air. This sends bright white pyro exploding from all four turnbuckle posts. COLE The supposed ruler of the OAOAST Galaxy has been put in a very tough title contest by Alfdogg. If he wins, it will cement him as the lord of the OAOAST Galaxy. “Chelsea Dagger” by The Fratellis plays to a rocking reception from the audience. Led out by Megan Skye is the fearsome duo of Alexander The Brutal and Nathaniel Black. The two men pass encouraging nods of solidarity to one another before heading to the ring. BUFFER And introducing Team Chicks Over Dicks! First being accompanied by MEGAN SKYE, from London, England he weighs in at two hundred thirty eight pounds...NATHANIEL BLLLAAACCCKKKKKK! And from Kavala, Greece, weighing two hundred forty five pounds...ALEXANDER THE BRUUUUTAAAAAALLLL! COLE You want to talk about tough guys? Look at these two! Each man as strong and as nasty as anyone in this sport. They're going to give Team Odin a run for their money. “Ecstasy Of Gold” by Metallica wanders into the arena and gives the audience further reason to cheer. An orange pyro missile descends from the peak of the overhead scoreboard onto the entrance stage, leading the steel flooring to become carpeted with flames in the shape of a bull's head. The rugged Lonestar Gunslinger, Baron Windels, appears with hands forming a bull's horns. BUFFER And from San Antonio, Texas...weighing two hundred sixty five pounds, he is THE LONESTAR GUNSLINGER....BARRRRROOOONNN WIIINDDDEELLLLLLLLS! COLE Five out of the ten people in this match have held the world title, and Baron Windels is one of them. Handpicked by Krista and Alix, he seeks to claim his second world title and best Bohemoth in the process.Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend! No way, no way! I think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you I could be your girlfriend! “YEAAAAAAAAAA!” Hey, hey, you, you! I know that you like me! No way, no way! No, it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you!! I want to be your girlfriend! Dazzling multicoloured light effects sway across the entrance stage, as red pyro waterfalls spill the ceiling. A pink pyro fountain matches its beauty, until an exploding yellow pyro wall overwhelms them both. The loveable duo of Alix and Krista skip through the entrance doors to a mammoth ovation. Krista spins Alix around before pulling her adorable girlfriend into her arms. Alix sexily looks over her shoulders and tosses a cute kiss to the camera as super imposed lips sweep onto screen. BUFFER And the team captains! First from Los Angeles, California... "THE HOLLYWOOD BAD GIRL"... ALIX MARIA SPEZIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! And her tag team partner! Hailing from, residing in and reppin' 4 life, Los Angeles, California! She is a New York Times best selling author... a reality TV star... the founder of the FIT with KID line of exercise videos, a member of the Hollywood Walk Of Fame... the most desirable woman in Hollywood... ladies and gentlemen the one, the only... KRISTA... IIIIISSSSAAAAADDOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAA... DDUUUUUUUUUUNNCCAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!! Together they are SIX TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....CHICKS OVER DIIIICCCKKKKSSSSSSSSSSS! Krista showcases those gorgeous legs of her's by hanging upside down on the top rope, while Alix marvels at her girlfriend's incredible hotness. COLE The chosen protectors of the OAOAST Galaxy! They've got quite the mission ahead of them, but they've assembled a high quality team to aid them. This match should be a great one. DING DING DING Alexander is chosen to oppose Odin at the onset of the contest. “ODIN SUCKS! ODIN SUCKS! ODIN SUCKS!” Odin and Alexander engage in a lockup that results in a spirited tussle. As neither man is able to gain any advantage over the other, the two men resort to trading punches. COLE I’m a little shocked that Odin would choose to start the contest, I figured he’d be content to bark orders from the comforts of the ring apron. COACH DA BASED GAWD is a hands on general. He’s not going to sit back and let his minions put their lives on the line when he can easily handle inferior competition. Alexander wins the battle, and rewards himself by attempting to throw Odin into the ropes. Odin shifts in front of Alexander and sends the Greek to the cables. He tries to strike his foe down with a big boot. But Alexander captures his leg, and uses that grip to throw him overhead with a capture suplex! COLE That’s a two hundred fifty eight pound man that Alexander just threw across the ring. Odin quickly rolls to his corner to tag Christopher Patrick Allen into the contest. CPA is decked by a left cross the moment he steps into the ring. He gathers himself off the canvas, but is soon thrown into the enemy corner. He watches with blurred eyes as Alexander makes the tag to Nathaniel Black. Together they whip CPA into the ropes, and then drop him with back elbows upon his return. Referee Earl Hebner counts the resulting cover… ONE! CPA brings the shoulder off the canvas to escape the pinfall. COLE Only a one count on one of Odin’s hired guns. COACH Hired gun? No these are the chosen warriors of Asgard! Noble, and heroic! COLE You sound as delusional as Odin. CPA is brought upright and hooked inside a rear waistlock. Black’s idea is to German suplex him, but it’s a plan that meets with failure as CPA elbows him away. The Brit winds up in the corner, and is soon faced with a charging CPA. Black counters his approach with a HEADBUTT to the chest! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! COACH Yo, that boy Nathaniel Black just slammed his head into what amounts to a human brick wall! COLE That tells you how tough Black is. CPA is shot into the ropes, where a blind tag is made by Bohemoth. His partner runs into a boot to the stomach, and is then trapped inside a hammerlock. Before Black can execute the Chelsea Dagger, Bohemoth runs through him with a lariat! BOHEMOTH ITS ALL ABOUT ME! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” KRISTA Is this a inbred pedophile hillbilly jackass convention because if it is, it is all about you because you’re the only inbred pedophile hillbilly jackass here. Bohemoth is enraged by Krista’s taunts and lunges for her. Thankfully she’s able to jump off the ring apron before he can lay his large hands on her. Injury is added to insult when he turns around and is leveled by a BLACK LARIAT! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” KRISTA Way to go, Sandusky. Black pins Bohemoth to the mat… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Bohemoth manages to get his shoulder off the canvas. “THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!” As the crowd complains about the count, Bohemoth rolls to the outside to catch a breather. Unrelenting, Black follows him outside. Once he catches up with his foe, he slams his face into the announce table! COLE Right into our table, and these guys have to be careful not to get counted out, as we've seen many times in matches like these. Black drapes Bohemoth against the guardrail, and then knocks him completely over it with another Black Lariat! COLE Megan said Black wanted another round with Bohemoth. Well, he's getting one and he's winning so far. Black climbs over the guardrail and proceeds to pummel his foe with elbows. With the referee up to a count of six, Black settles for doing damage inside the ring. He lifts Bo's hulking frame over the rail, and then dumps him back into the squared circle. COLE Nathaniel Black is many people's pick to pull out the world title victory. He almost did it this past Angleslam, can he do it tonight at November Reign? After entering the ring, Black batters Bohemoth with a series of stomps that target every inch of his body. This leads into a pinfall effort... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Bohemoth crawls onto the ring apron, trying to gain some distance between he and Black. But his foe trails his escape route, and latches onto his legs. COACH I don't like where this is going. Neither does Bohemoth as Black falls backwards and sends Bohemoth's neck shooting upwards into the ropes! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Bohemtoh falls out onto the outside mats, forcing Black to go fetch him. Much to his dismay, Bohemoth springs to life with punches aimed at the top of his head. He then tries to whip Black into the guardrail, but Black reverses it and Bohemoth crashes into the steel structure. This meets with a proud smile from Megan. She continues to cheer as Black pushes Bohemoth back inside the ring. COLE Right now its all Nathaniel Black in this ten person elimination match here at November Reign. Bohemoth brings himself off the canvas and takes aim with punches to Black as he enters the ring. These weaken Black and Bohemoth capitalizes by snatching him within a front facelock. Bo lifts Black into the air, looking for a vertical suplex. But the former six man champion counters with a DDT! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” A cover is made... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Coming to his feet, Bohemoth is caught within a side headlock. Black tries to run forward for a bulldog, but his enemy overtakes him with a back suplex into a cover... ONE! TWO! No! COLE Bohemoth is going to look to use the size difference to wear down Black. Although Black is no small man at 6'3 238 pounds. Bohemoth comes at Black the moment he stands with a polish hammer! This bulldozes Black to the ground, and panics his team as he grimaces from the pain. KRISTA That's my move! Just like those are my panties, why are you are wearing panties? BOHEMOTH I'm not wearing panties! KRISTA They have lace. BOHEMOTH They are tribal symbols! KRISTA Tribal symbols? So you're not a cross dresser, you're just a generic douche bag. Urged to focus by his team, Bohemoth pins Black... ONE! TWO! NO! COLE Nathaniel Black is a very cool, clam, guy, but Bohemoth is a hot head, and if he can't put Black away he might lose his short temper. Black makes it back to a vertical base and begins firing off elbows at Bohemoth. Bohemoth blocks the blows and tries for a standing Yakuza kick on his adversary. Black side steps the blow and comes up behind him. He catches him in an inverted facelock, and then drills him with an inverted DDT! The pinfall... ONE! TWO! Only a two count thanks to a kickout by Bohemoth. Black makes the tag to Alexander. The Europeans shoot Bohemoth into their corner, and then take turns bashing him with corner lariats. The big man stumbles forward, right into Alexander’s arms. Seconds later he’s hurled across the ring by a belly to belly overhead suplex! COLE BRUTAL~! Bohemoth winds up in his corner and is therefore able to make a much needed tag to Odin. COLE The world champion has played a very active part in this match so far. I’m not sure that’s wise. If he wants to retain his world title in this unique match he has to pace himself. Odin charges at Alexander with arm extended in a lariat. Alexander welcomes this move by dragging his rival into a crossface! Luckily, Odin is able to roll through the hold to avoid a sure submission. As both men get to their feet, Odin clamps down onto Alexander’s throat with a powerful grip. COACH Chokeslam bout to finish off Alexander! Alexander manages to kick his way free of the chokeslam. His foe is stunned, and for that reason he's able to drop him with a powerful thrust kick! COLE VINTAGE Alexander The Brutal! Odin is thrown into the ropes, bouncing back to duck a lariat. On his second return he throws out a lariat of his own but is booted in the stomach. Alexander then overtakes him with a gutwrench suplex! Hebner gets into position to score the pincover... ONE! TWO! Odin makes the crucial kickout. COLE We're all familiar with the animosity between Alexander and Odin. It was Odin who debuted by attacking Alexander in the latter's six man title defense. COACH And Odin been tearing it up ever since! Just schooling these fools on some biblical shit. Odin is pulled off the canvas and then thrown into an empty corner. He hits the turnbuckle posts with enough force that they propel him back to Alexander. The Greek catches the world champion in his arms, a prelude to executing a side belly to belly suplex! COLE Alexander The Brutal is just having his way with his archrival here on November Reign! Alexander bounces off the ropes, but comes back into a raised boot from his foe. ODIN All who oppose me must perish! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Odin drags Alexander off the canvas, expecting to be able to hit a chokeslam. But Alexander fires off a round of punches that daze Odin. He's able to pull his rival into a front facelock, setting him up for a vertical suplex. However, as he goes to lift him, Odin counters with a suplex of his own! ODIN No man can withstand my might! KRISTA Really? Because I met a little skinny guy earlier today that said he withstood all your might and then some in the back alley behind a McDonalds. He also said you left a very generous tip. Odin begins marching over to the insulting former champion, when he's caught from behind in a rear waistlock. Alexander throws the panicked grappler backwards with a high angle release German suplex! COLE Alexander's strength is beyond compare! Odin staggers upright, and is punished with a pair of left hands that drive Odin into an empty corner. Stuck against the ring posts, Odin is assailed by shot after shot to his stomach by the European. After several more strikes connect, Alexander lets Odin stumble away from the ropes. While Odin struggles to get his bearings, Alexander takes a position on the second turnbuckle. COLE What is Alexander planning? Alexander sails off with a shoulder tackle the moment Odin turns around. COLE Alexander showing that he fly as well as he can hit! A cover is then made... ONE! TWO! Odin kicksout the pin. Coming to his feet, he's tormented by more strikes from his foe. Like the last ones these back him into an empty corner. This time Alexander stomps at Odin's ripped stomach, testing his endurance. COLE Alexander has a submission victory over Odin, but Odin got back at him by defeating him to win the world title. Alexander stomps Odin to the ground before he's backed away by the referee. The Greek only waits for so long before charging back at Odin. The God of War is ready for his arrival with a knee to the gut. Having stunned Alexander, Odin takes off to the ropes. But upon coming back Alexander chops him down with a lariat! This gets an approving round of applause from Megan Skye. COLE I think what we're seeing is that Alexander's might is too much for anyone to handle. Alexander splits Odin's legs apart, and proceeds to stomp in the chest. When that becomes mundane, he pulls Odin up and tries to throw him to the ropes. But, Odin counters by tossing him into the cables. Bouncing back, Alexander blocks a hiptoss and turns his counter into a lariat! COLE More brutality by Alexander The Brutal! How can this man be stopped? Alexander tries for another thrust kick, but has his foot caught by Odin. The world champion shoves him back into the corner. Zooming ahead, Odin attempts a shoulder thrust, but Alexander counters by kicking him in the face! Odin stumbles backwards, and is soon caught by a running shoulder charge by Alexander! COLE Alexander just rolling through the 6'6 Odin! Odin gets to his feet, and is thrown under fire by a wealth of punches from Alexander. After several blows land, Odin is able to begin fighting back against his rival. COACH Look at these guys going at it! Alexander wins the war by hitting Odin with a European Uppercut that pushes him into the ropes. Odin bounces back and is caught within a Katahajime! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COACH Illegal choke! Odin immediately TAPS to the hold, an action that earns a massive pop from the audience. However, due to the hold's illegality the submission is waved off by the referee. This is not please the fans in the slightest. COACH Good officiating! Alexander releases Odin, but not in the conventional way; rather he suplexes the world champion onto his neck! COLE That could've broken Odin's neck! Alexander ROARS in response to the adrenaline that soars through his body. Unfortunately this has the side effect of drawing VICE into the ring. The nasty duo violently club at Alexander as the audience jeers their actions. COLE Get them out of there, ref! Alexander does Hebner's job for him, ridding the ring of both members of VICE. Bosley and CPA aren't overly upset about this. Rather they smile at the ill luck soon to come Alexander's way. When he turns around he's grabbed by the throat and then chokeslammed into the canvas! COLE Damn them! Damn VICE! Odin smiles broadly as he makes the cover... ONE! TWO! THREE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st Elimination: Alexander The Brutal Eliminated By: Odin Left on Team COD: Krista, Alix, Baron Windels, Nat Black ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Windels jumps into the ring to assume the fallen Alexander's place. He and the alleged god engage in a lockup. Odin forces Windels into the corner, where a tag is made by Tango Bosley. The Alpha Male stomps BW to the ground, leaving him in a state of severe pain. Seeing this, and wanting to inflict some misery of his own, Bohemoth tags himself into the bout. COLE With Baron out of it, Bohemoth wants to come kick him while he's down. Disgraceful. COACH Windels insulted him and punched him in the nose. I think the cowboy is gonna get what he has coming to him. Bohemoth brutally beats on his newest rival with hellish stomps. Somehow Windels is able to stomach the agony, and begins rifling punches into Bohemoth's midsection. Bohemoth is backed towards the center of the ring, isolated from his corner. BW takes advantage of this by hitting a flying elbow on his foe. A pinfall is then attempted... ONE! TWO! No! Bohemoth's rise off the canvas is met with clubbing forearms from BW. The Lonestar Gunslinger hooks the big man up and then drops him backwards with a back suplex! Bohemoth rolls away, his journey carrying him all the way out to the ring apron. BW follows his escape path, and traps Bohemoth inside a front facelock upon reaching him. BW hasn't a chance to act before Bohemoth breaks free of the hold. He then drives BW neck first into the top rope! As BW writhes on the mat in agony, Bohemoth returns to the ring to tag CPA into the contest. COLE Christopher Patrick Allen with his first world title opportunity. COACH CPA ain't here to win no world title. He and Bosley are here to make sure Odin doesn't lose his. CPA batters BW with heavy punches that leave the fan favorite with a bloody nose. This is enough work for the ex-boxer, and he applies the tag with Badass Jack. “JACKASS JACK! JACKASS JACK! JACKASS JACK!” Jack stares at Krista with rage and hatred as he lays into BW with stomps. After his stomps conclude he drags BW off the canvas so that he may shove him into an empty corner. Trapped against the ring posts, BW is hit with a BERSEKER BARRAGE of punches! The blows would be endless and injury inducing were it not for Krista tackling Jack to the ground! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Hebner quickly separates Krista from an enraged Jack before her actions result in an uncontrollable melee. “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” COACH Do these people want to see Krista die? She can't fight Badass Jack! Jack is spun around and kicked in the stomach by BW. Mere moments later, his head is driven into the canvas by the Brigham Young Cocktail (leaping DDT)! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” The crowd count along as Jack's legs are hooked for the cover... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! JACK WITH THE KICKOUT! “BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!” COACH Even I gotta agree with that. That was the longest two count I've ever seen. Brushing aside the failed count, BW gets to his feet so that he may apply the tag with Black. COLE We're about to see two very tough men go at it. But one of them may be on the verge of defeat! Black pulls Jack off the mat and begins hammering him with powerful elbows. This all leads to him trapping Jack inside a hamerlock in setup for a DDT. Luckily for Jack, he's able to squirm free of the hold. What he can't avoid is the European Uppercut Black levels him with. COLE I think Badass Jack needs a tag. COACH How's he supposed to do that when he has half of team COD taking turns beating on him? Black sends Jack off to the ropes. Jack comes back and is thrown into the air by a Japanese arm drag. He scrambles to his feet, and is rocked by a vicious headbutt from his opponent. This drops Jack to his knees, leading Black to run the ropes and come back with a flying headbutt! 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COACH Is that dude crazy? Why you be slamming your head into that of another dudes? Black grabs onto Jack's in a pinfall effort... ONE! TWO! Only a two count as Jack makes the kickout. COLE Nathaniel Black sacrificing the body to try and put Badass Jack away in this high stakes match up. Black attempts to fling Jack into an empty corner, but Jack shifts his weight and its Black who's sent into the corner. Jack runs in with a splash, but misses as Black rolls out the way. As the Brit comes to his feet he's faced with an oncoming Tango Bosley. He deals with the approaching hot head by hitting him with a hard headbutt! COACH That head must be made out of iron! Black turns around and is caught with a series of punches to the stomach by Badass Jack. These allow Jack to stash Black between his legs, and swiftly execute the Country Strong Piledriver! COACH Now that head is made out of mush, because Jack just crushed it! Jack glares at Krista as he performs the cover... ONE! TWO! THREE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd Elimination: Nathaniel Black Eliminated By: Badass Jack Left on Team COD: Krista, Alix, Baron Windels ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Without even bothering to consult her teammates, Krista steps into the ring to challenge the newest edition to her rouge's gallery. KRISTA I'm going to knock out 48 of your teeth. ALIX Uh, Krista, humans only have 32 teeth. KRISTA Now I really don't like his odds. BADASS JACK Why don't you shut up and fight? KRISTA Why don't you shut up and die the most vile, cruel, agonizing, and comical death one can imagine? BADASS JACK Come and make me. Krista surges across the ring with a leaping sidekick aimed at Jack's head. The surly shitkicker ducks the attack, and Krista's long leg sails over him. He goes on the offensive with a pair of punches directly to her jaw. Thinking this has the former world champion stunned, Jack sets her up for a back suplex. However, she's not as weakened as he believed and expertly flips out the hold. The native of The Everglades has his legs swept out from under him and winds up in a sitting position. He's helpless to stop Krista from bouncing off the ropes and slamming her knee directly into his face. “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Krista might have knocked out a few of those teeth! ALIX Eureka! I figured something out! KRISTA Oh, honey, we all knew Bohemoth is coming off three generations of inbreeding. ALIX No, no, not that! I figured out why Jack's so grumpy. KRISTA Well, yeah, being forty seven years old and a total failure for twenty two years and five months out of the twenty two years and eight months of your career will do that to a guy. ALIX No, no, its because of his isolation from the female gender. Think about it! The only companionship he has is with an alligator, and alligator love is a low trending topic on beastlovers.com twitter. KRISTA How would you know what is or isn't a trending topic on beastlovers.com's twitter? ALIX Not important! What is important is that we cheer this poor guy up! KRISTA Well, whatever keeps me from being jumped in the locker room and slit from ear to ear. Alix enters the ring, and she and Krista put on a show... COACH If that doesn't put a smile on Jack's face I don't know what will! Far from being aroused or amused, Jack dashes for the bootylicious babes. But, Alix and Krista are well prepared for his arrival and strike him in the leg with kicks. Dropped to his knees, Jack is easily victimized by a double BOOTY STRIKE! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COACH I don't know about Jack, but I'm in a great mood right now! Krista makes the cover on her rival... ONE! TWO! Jack lifts the shoulder off the canvas. He comes to his feet, but is grabbed by the wrist and flung into the ropes. Krista heads to the cables herself, springboarding back with a moonsault. But Jack ducks beneath her descending body and she crashes into the canvas! Not wishing to push his luck any further, Jack goes to his corner to apply the tag with CPA. COLE Odin's right hand man returns to the contest. He's the clear thinker between himself, Odin and Bosley. CPA whips Krista into the cables, and runs them as well. When their paths intersect the former boxer unleashes a GIGATON PUNCH! COACH Damn CPA, knockin hoes out like the late Ike Turner! COLE Did you just call Krista a hoe? COACH ...I...uh...I meant it in a very nice way. CPA applies the pincover to Krista... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! KRISTA MAKES THE KICKOUT! “KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!” CPA decides to ignore the failed count, and calmly picks Krista onto his broad shoulders. From there he slams her down with a DOMINATOR! COACH Yo, that is all! CPA puttin' in work for DA BASED GAWD~! Odin smiles as CPA makes what should be an academic cover... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! KICKOUT! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!: CPA COLE And the normally cool CPA is outraged! COACH Can you blame him? He's been hired to do a job and Krista is making it as hard as possible. CPA hurls Krista into an empty corner, and then charges after her. She evades his attack, causing him to slam into the ring posts. Staggering backwards, he's caught inside a school boy! Hebner gets into position to count the fall... ONE! TWO! THREE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd Elimination: Christopher Patrick Allen Eliminated By: Krista Left on Team Odin: Odin, Bosley, Jack, Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ While Odin throws a fit over the elimination of his trusted ally, Bohemoth runs into the ring and lariats Krista. He quickly pulls her off the canvas and readies her for a The Betrayal. But Krista counters with a timely DDT! This allows her to retreat to her conrer and tag Alix into the contest. “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” Alix rushes at The Beast and strikes him in his expansive chest with a dropkick! Bohemoth is knocked all the way to an empty corner, and is soon hit with a pair of knees! Alix lets him stumble out the corner so that she may drag him inside a small package. Hebner scores the fall... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Alix lets Bo rise to the mat under his own will. Once he's fully upright she attempts to send him to the opposite corner, but she's the one thrown into the ring posts due to a reversal. Bohemoth darts across the ring, lowering his shoulder to ram into her midsection. Alix falls to the ground, and Bohemoth leaves her behind to tag in Bosley. BOSLEY HELL YEAH! ITS BOSLEY TIME, BITCHES! “ROID RAGE! ROID RAGE! ROID RAGE!” the audience taunts Bosley as he stomps Alix. After ending his stomps, the former NYPD officer brings Alix upright and begins twisting her around for his version of the unprettier. Alix tries squirm out the hold, but Bosley is too strong and he drives her face first to the canvas! COLE Justifiable Homicide on Alix Maria Spezia! Bosley takes hold of Alix's legs for a pivotal pinfall... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! ALIX WITH THE KICKOUT! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Bosley throws a major tantrum, unable to believe his signature hold failed to eliminate Alix. He threatens Hebner, his family, his friends, and the entire OAOAST officiating staff. Luckily before Bosley can be ejected from the match, Bohemoth tags himself back into the contest. COLE We've seen some close calls in this world title affair and emotions are running high. Bohemoth batters Alix with clubbing forearms, a serious effort to break her back. When that doesn't work, Bohemoth employs an actual back breaker on the six time tag team champion. BOHEMOTH I'M THE FACE OF THIS COMPANY! ME! ONLY ME! The fans cheer, but not due to a sudden respect for the arrogant Bohemoth, but for Barn Windels who's tagged himself into the contest. COLE Turn around, Bohemoth! COACH No! Don't turn around! Run away! Bohemoth turns to see what the commotion is all about and is promptly served with a Brigham Young Cocktail leaping DDT! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” The pin is made by BW... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4TH Elimination: Bohemoth Eliminated By: Baron Windels Left on Team Odin: Bosley, Odin, Jack ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE If you're backstage steer clear of Bohemoth because he is going to be a very mad man! COACH Understatement of the year! He lost out on his world title opportunity and its because of Baron. Bosley rushes into the ring, only to be taken over with a powerslam! Hebner counts the fall... ONE! TWO! NO! BW pulls Bosley into a front facelock, and then hits a vertical suplex. He floats over for a cover... ONE! TWO! Bosley again makes the kickout. He's dragged into the corner of his adversaries, and watches as BW makes the tag to Krista. KRISTA What to do with a man that makes a serial rapist look like Ghandi. Wait, scratch that, Ghandi was a serial rapist. Let's say Mickey Mouse. ALIX He sold gypsy children into slavery! KRISTA Haven't we all? Well, Bosley, I'm just going to grab your balls and squeeze really hard. Krista does as promised, taking firm hold Bolsey's private parts! BOSLEY COLE Blue Ball Special aisle thirteen! Bosley shrieks in agony and pleads with Krista to release him. Miss California has no intention on performing any such action. Instead she wrenches and twists, causing him immense pain. Lucky for Bosley, Badass Jack enters the ring to club Krista down to the ground. This buys Bosley enough time to cope with the searing agony that rips across his body. Once it becomes tolerable he focuses on getting revenge on Krista. A body slam plants her on the ground, and Bosley follows up with an elbow into a cover... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Bosley pulls Krista up, peppering her with jabs. Dazed, she's left to watch as Bosley runs to the ropes. He sails back with a diving lariat that knocks Krista to the canvas. Another cover follows... ONE! TWO! No! Bosley grabs Krista by the hair, yanking her off the mat. After dragging her to his corner, he applies the tag with Badass Jack. Bosley whips Krista into the ropes, and let's Jack handle the damage dealing with a raised boot to her face. Krista goes down in a heap, leading Jack to believe she's been vanquished. As such he makes a casual cover... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Jack mounts Krista and begins pummeling her face with powerful punches. COLE Jack's trying to maim her! COACH I told you that this isn't gonna end until someone gets hurt. Looks like that someone is Krista. Jack drags Krista back to his corner, so that he may make the tag to Bosley. The VICE officer takes a run at Krista, leaping into the air for an elbow drop. But, Krista rolls out the way and Bosley's arm slams into the rock hard mat! Too dizzied to pursue any offense, Krista crawls to her corner to apply the tag with Baron Windels! COLE A costly miss by Bosley brings Baron back into the show! BW rocks Bosley with a series of punches, and then causes him immeasurable harm with a Cowboy Bebop Elbow! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' The San Antonio native sets Bosley up for his leaping DDT finisher. However, Bosley is able to escape by shoving BW into the ropes. Unfortunately, this only leads to BW flattening him with a diving elbow! COLE Baron is firing on all cylinders, and you can bet that elimination of Bohemoth boosted his competitive spirit. BW heads to the top rope and lets the sold out audience know that its CLOBBERIN TIME! He then flings himself off the top to crash into Bosley with a clothesline! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the crowd delights as BW throws up the horns. BW is promptly assaulted by Odin, and two exchange wild blows. Odin seems to be getting the worst of the encounter. But his meddling pays gruesome dividends when Bosley is able to drop BW with a Justifiable Homicide! Odin laughs loudly as Bosley pins BW to the mat... ONE! TWO! THREE! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th Elimination: Baron Windels Eliminated By: Bosley Left on Team COD: Alix, Krista ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alix rushes into the ring to surprise Bosley with a school boy! CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! BOSLEY ROLLS OUT THE PINFALL! COLE Bosley and Alix have tangled before, earlier this year they had a one on one match at the Heartland Spectacular with Alix defeating The Alpha Male. Alix springboards off the top rope, and comes Straight Outta Compton with a spear! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” The cover... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Kickout! Alix strides over to her corner, sporting a look of determination. ALIX I think we've got to get motorboating action going. You know rally the troops. KRISTA Rally the troops? There's only three of us. And you and I are both pretty happy. ALIX What about Baron? Alix kicks Baron in the leg. BARON Ow! ALIX See? He's distressed. Come on it'll be like a mini USO show. You can be Bob Hope, and I can be...the girl who rams her face between your breasts which I'm sure is how they did it in World War 2 KRISTA Well, if it will support the troops. COACH It'll get me to enlist! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Taking his job very seriously, Hebner deems this to be a legal tag. Yet before Krista can fully enter the ring, Bosley beats on her with forearms. He then tosses her off to the ropes. When she comes back, he raises her high into the air, expecting that she'll crash into the canvas. But she instead curls her body and surprises him with a KIDology! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE What an amazing KIDology! Krista covers the defeated Alpha Male... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6TH Elimination: Bosley Eliminated By: Krista Left on Team Odin: Odin, Jack ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Odin is beside himself with a relentless rage having lost both of his trusted aides. Faced with the prospect of having to defend his title against one of these three foes, causes him to tear at his long blond hair. COLE Odin's backups are gone, and now we know he'll be forced to fight a fair match for his world title. Should he even make it that far. COACH This is terrible, Mikey. Badass Jack isn't going to let Odin just walk out of here with the world title. He's gonna make things difficult! He's probably gonna do something crazy like get himself DQ'ed attacking Krista with those claws and leave Odin to face both members of COD by himself. Far calmer than his partner, Badass Jack enters the ring with a snarl aimed at Krista. Soon he breaks out into a full run, aiming a lariat at the former world champion. Krista ducks the attack, and swiftly begins assailing Jack with the meanest punches she can throw. COLE Look at Krista going to town! Krista's firey blows back Badass Jack to the corner, and eventually succeed in dropping him to his knees. But this has the side effect of causing him to grab her by the waist band and drive her shoulder first into the ring posts. COLE There's those slick veteran tricks by a man that's been in this business for twenty two years. Jack drags Krista towards the center of the ring. He backs away, before coming forward to drive his knee onto her face. Rather than continue to assault Krista, Jack dashes at Alix and shoves her off the ring apron! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The audience's anger turns to joy as Jack turns into a KIDology! COLE She got him! Krista grabs onto Jack's legs for the crucial cover.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! ODIN BREAKS UP THE PINFALL! “BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!” An irate Krista viciously lays into Odin with hard kicks as Hebner tries to separate the two and get Odin out the ring. Krista accomplishes this task by dropkicking The God Of War over the ropes! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the North Carolina fans celebrate while Odin is chastised by Hebner for his actions. Krista returns to Badass Jack and is promptly nailed in the jaw with a brass knuck assisted uppercut! COLE Jack used the knucks! He used the brass knucks! I don't believe it! COACH You don't believe someone named Badass Jack would use a pair of brass knuckles to knock out a hated rival? COLE Okay, I can believe it. But it still sucks! Jack barks at Hebner to turn around and count his pinfall... ONE! TWO! THREE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7TH Elimination: Krista Eliminated By: Badass Jack Left on Team COD: Alix ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The crowd is beyond disgusted and shower the area with jeers and boos of immense rage levels. Despite having eliminated his rival, Jack doesn't look overly pleased. However, picking up Krista and THROWING her out the ring does put a grin on his face. COLE There's no need for that! You've already cost her the world title for a second time, Jack! Jack looks at Alix as she crawls back into the ring as though he were ready to fight her. To everyone's surprise, he slaps Odin's chest to tag him into the contest. Odin looks at Jack in confusion, but has no choice but to enter the fray. COLE Jack has done one of the things he came here to do and that's beat Krista. His second goal is to win the world title, and he's going to let Odin and Alix pick themselves apart. Alix strikes first with a running dropkick to Odin's leg. Working quickly, she pulls him up and attempts to send him into the ropes. But, Odin counters by pulling her in close and clamping down on her throat! COLE Alix is in trouble! Alix is lifted into the air, but manages to kick herself free of Odin's hold. Stunned, Odin is trapped inside the makings of a sommersault neckbreaker. But Alix can't hit her finisher as The God of War pulls himself out of the hold. Alix still manages to score an attack, dropping Odin with a spinning wheel kick! ALIX BOOTY POWER! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Alix uses that gorgeous tush of her to rock a kneeling Odin's jaw! As he reels, she takes off to the ropes, and hits another devastating (and hot) BUTT strike! Finishing the trifecta of ass based offense, Alix does a BUTT drop onto Odin for a pin... ONE! TWO! Odin gets the shoulder up! He crawls into the corner, which draws Alix in with a splash. The world champion slides out the way, and Alix is left to smack against the posts. Odin wastes no time in going on the attack, hitting Alix with an uppercut to the throat. COLE Odin throws perhaps the best uppercut of any one in the OAOAST and Alix just felt the full force of it! Odin snapmares Alix to the ground, and then strikes her in the back with the hardest kick he can muster. As if that weren't painful enough, he takes aim and smashes his boot into the back of her head. Alix falls to her side, eyes glazed over. Odin then performs the cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” Odin shoots Alix into the corner, and follows her in with a lariat. She drops to a seated position, giving Odin the chance to nail her with brutal stomps. Hebner tries to come between Odin and his victim, earning himself a sharp dressing down for The God of War. “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” the fans continue to chant Alix's name. Unable to summon any offense, Alix is thrown against the ropes. Her return sees her get hit with a sidewalk slam from the world champion. COLE Ride of Splenir! Odin leans over onto Alix for the cover... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! KICKOUT! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Odin decides that he's exerted far too much energy in this fight and goes to tag Badass Jack. Problematically, Jack is on the ring floor, watching the match with a stoney glare. COACH Get in the ring, you lazy bum! Don't make DA BASED GAWD do this by himself! COLE I think he might be able to hear you. COACH I didn't mean to call you a lazy bum, sir! Alix takes a rush at a distracted Odin. Unfortunately, he turns around just in time to upend her with a powerslam! Hebner scores the ensuing pinfall... ONE! TWO! Alix brings the shoulder up, pleasing the capacity crowd! COLE Alix isn't just fighting for herself, she's fighting for the entire OAOAST Galaxy. Odin grabs Alix into an underhook and then drives her onto his outstretched knee for a back breaker. Alix wails in agony, while Odin shoots Badass Jack a frustrated look. Getting back to Alix, he lifts her from the canvas and then drapes her arm across his. From there he delivers a sitout spinebuster! Alix once again shrieks from the pain that's being inflicted on her. COACH Alix, Alf, and everyone else needs to face it, the OAOAST Galaxy belongs to Odin. Not only is he a god, but he's the champ. Odin drapes Alix across his shoulders in a torture rack position. Rather than attempt that submission, he flings her off and lands her backfirst across his knee. Alix cringes, and beats the mat to cope with her pain. COLE I don't want to be in an OAOAST Galaxy controlled by Odin. He's heartless, cruel, and demented. Those aren't the qualities of a leader. Odin lifts Alix up, hooking her vertically across his back. ODIN This mortal's death is at hand! Odin runs forward and upon nearing the corner, flings across into the ringposts with a razor's edge! COLE He calls that Gungnir! Alix's eyes are vacant, and she whimpers from the terrible pain that's gripped her. Smiling over the misery he's inflicted upon his rival, Odin drags her to the center of the ring for a pincover... ONE! TWO! THREE! BUT ALIX MAKES THE KICKOUT! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” COLE Odin can't believe Alix kicked out! But the OAOAST Galaxy sure can! Odin grabs Alix into a front facelock, and uses that hold so that he may situate her onto the top turnbuckle. Badass Jack watches with an icy stare as Odin climbs to the second to join Alix. The Hollywood Bad Girl responds to his arrival by BITING him on the nose! ODIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Odin drops back to the ground, where he curses Alix to an eternal damnation. Once his anger has subsided somewhat, he returns to the task of trying to superplex Alix. But the spunky challenger fends him off with an uppercut to the throat! COLE Taking a page out of Odin's book and fighting fire with fire! COACH Two cliches. One sentence. Nice. COLE You're not exactly Jeff Van Gundy. Alix soars off the top rope with a crossbody block, slamming into Odin! The resulting pinfall is marked by the offical... ONE! TWO! Odin makes a timely kickout! COLE What do you think is going through Badass Jack's mind? COACH He's obviously thinking he's going to let them do all the fighting and mop up whoever is left. Well, Jackie, I got news for you, Odin does not get mopped up! You're in for one tough fight in a few moments. Alix dropkicks Odin in the chest, knocking him to the ground. Next, she leaps onto his chest and does the RUNNING MAN! ALIX Come on ride the train and ride it, CHOO-CHOO! Come on ride the train and ride, CHOO-CHOO! COACH Get off him! This is embarrassing! Alix decides that Odin has been a very naughty boy and begins spanking him! COLE No, that's embarrassing! Odin manages to free himself from Alix's grip, and end the humliation. He rockets to his feet, with a look that reads of pure rage and bile. His leg lunges at Alix with a big boot, but Alix rolls beneath the attack. She then leaps onto his shoulders and drags him down to the canvas with a victory roll... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! ODIN GETS THE SHOULDER UP! “THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!” Alix signals for the Confessions of a Kristaholic, and by signaling I mean does the cabbage patch. Odin refuses to fall victim to the move and swats her away. She comes charging back, but is caught by the throat by The God of War. ODIN I will never enjoy a single chokeslam as much as I will enjoy this one. Odin raises Alix up for a chokeslam attempt. But the quick babe backflips out the hold! Odin is furious and darts at Alix, but finds himself kicked in the knee. His aching limb is the least of his worries as Alix executes a sommersault neckbreaker! COLE Confessions of a Kristaholic! Yes! Yes! The crowd readies themselves to celebrate as Alix grabs Odin's legs for the cover... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8TH Elimination: Odin Eliminated By: Alix Left on Team Odin: Badass Jack ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the audience is overjoyed with Odin's stunning defeat. COLE The OAOAST Galaxy is saved from Odin! COACH I don't know why you people are celebrating. Now it might fall into the hands of Badass Jack. You want that psychopath ruling over all of you? Odin is swarmed upon by ringside officials, before he can attack both opponent and referee. His face expresses sheer madness and he spews forth devilish venom at all who remain near him. “YOU'RE NOT THE CHAMP! YOU'RE NOT THE CHAMP! YOU'RE NOT THE CHAMP!” As Odin is carted away ranting and screaming, Badass Jack rushes Alix. The Hollywood Bad Girl is well prepared for his arrival and rocks him with a superkick! COLE I think Jack's plan may have backfired! Alix and the fans certainly hope so as she makes the pincover... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Jack lifts the shoulder up! While he gets to his feet, Alix runs the ropes. When she comes back, Jack captures her and swings her around for a tilt a whirl backbreaker! Jack then makes the cover... ONE! TWO! Kickout! COLE Twenty Two years in this business and not a single title to show for it. Can Badass Jack change that tonight? Jack grabs Alix and shoves her into the corner. There he chokes her with his boot, earning himself jeers from the audience. He eventually lets her go free. But does this only so that he may drop her to the canvas with a short arm lariat. COLE I will give Badass Jack credit, he has turned his career completely around. No more fat Outhouse Jack, now he's a lean, ripped Badass Jack. But he's facing someone who's always been a tough fight in Alix Maria Spezia. Jack pulls Alix up with a front facelock, enabling him to execute a snap suplex. He floats over for the pin... ONE! TWO! Kickout! The audience cheers Alix's resiliency while Jack curses it. Still annoyed by her kickout, he whips her at the ropes. Alix ducks a lariat, and then ducks another one on the rebound. She can't, however, avoid, the spinning elbow strike Jack lashes her with. Another cover is made... ONE! TWO! Again Alix makes the kickout! She's brought to her feet, but shows some fighting spirit by hammering Jack with punches. Jack is stunned and Alix is able to run the ropes and come back for a hurricanrana attempt. Attempt is the key word, as Jack easily counters it into a powerbomb! COACH Alix's back has taken all kinds of punishment in this match. And Jack is a grimy dude so best believe he's gonna keep targeting it. Jack shoots Alix into the ropes once more, and looks for another tilt a whirl backbreaker. This time Alix is able to counter with an inverted DDT that pops the crowd! They continue to celebrate as she makes the cover... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Jack lifts his shoulder off the mat! COLE Alix still has some fight left in her in this battle for the OAOAST World Title! Alix comes roaring off the ropes with a cross body block. However, she lands directly within Jack's muscular arms. Jack swings her onto his shoulders, expecting to be able to execute a deadly attack. His work does not go according to plan as Alix shoots out in front of him for a DDT! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Alix mounts Badass Jack and begins pounding him with the most powerful punches she can summon. COACH That's different for Alix. COLE She knows Jack took out her girlfriend in a cheap manner, and now she's getting revenge on her way to the world title. Jack effortlessly shoves Alix off his body. Perhaps he would've been best served letting her punch him, as she now comes back to kick him square in the face. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Alix takes off to the ropes for another effort in scrambling Jack's brains. Her return sees her upended over the cables, but she comes down on her furry snow boots. ALIX I'm on fire, put me out. Enough about me, let's talk about what you think about me! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” Alix springboards into the ring with a front dropkick that sends Jack tumbling into the far ropes. The Hollywood Bad Girl takes advantage by running across the ring and striking with a 619 (310 in her case)! Jack falls backwards, dazed from the powerful impact of the strike. Alix seeks to take advantage by slingshoting herself in with a splash. Jack raises his boots, but Alix performs a course correction and situates herself into a pin... ONE! TWO! Jack pushes her off with such force that she bumps into the referee, causing him to topple to the canvas in pain. COLE Earl Hebner is down! ALIX Uh-oh I killed the referee! I gotta escape to Mexico! Is Mexico north or south of Maryland? Are we even in Maryland? What am I doing in this ring? Who are all you people? COLE Focus Alix! Alix is spun around by Badass Jack and dragged into a front facelock. Jack sets her up for a fisherman's suplex, but much to his surprise, she's able to slip out his clutches. His stunned state, prevents him from defending against the dropsault she nails him with! ALIX I know I already shook my tush once for ya, but mom always said “Alix some people have the gift of gab, some people have the gift of brains, you have the gift of ass, now get naked and share that gift with the world!” COACH Coachie like! Alix moonsaults over onto Jack, but finds that he's rolled out the way. Alix succeeds in coming down on her snowboots, but is lacerated by a lariat from her foe. COLE No fun and games for Badass Jack! Jack begins to pull Alix up when he takes notice of a chair wielding Krista charging down the ramp. COLE Its Krista! Jack goes to edge of the ring to confront Krista with brutish words. Krista ignores him and sends the chair over his head and into Alix's hands. ALIX Thanks! I could really use a moment to sit down and catch my breath. KRISTA No, you imbecile, hit him with it! ALIX Oh! Alix winds up and prepares to hit Jack with the chair. But when he turns around, he catches the chair within his arms and wrestles it away from Alix. KRISTA Acting fast, Krista slides into the ring and delivers a low blow on Jack before he can punish Alix with the chair! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Alix seizes the moment and delivers a Confessions of a Kristaholic onto the discarded object! COLE This could be it! Alix dives atop Jack for the pinfall. A slightly recovered Hebner crawls over to make the count... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your sole survivor and NEW OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.....ALIX MARIA SPEZIA! The crowd roars with glee, the response to Alix's title victory beyond deafening. The new champion falls backwards, letting the whole world see her wonderful and brilliant smile. COLE Folks, we are looking at a two time OAOAST World Champion in Alix Maria Spezia! Way to go, Alix! Krista gets into the ring, and helps an overjoyed Alix to her feet. Thrilled at seeing her girlfriend, Alix gives her the biggest hug imaginable in celebration of the magic moment. COLE So many storylines in this contest with Baron Windels eliminating Bohemoth, Alix defeating Odin, Jack cheating Krista, and finally Krista coming back for revenge. COACH That dude Jack is gonna be mad pissed, b. This is the second time Krista's cost him his moment! Krista hands Alix the world title, and watches as her eyes light up with the sparkle of a thousand diamonds. Alix swings it over her shoulder and smiles proudly for the wealth of cameras that immortalize the start of her latest title run. COLE Alix has saved the OAOAST Galaxy and become a champion in the process! Krista and Alix engage in some sultry dance moves to close the show..FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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