Tony149 Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 TV 14 L, VPRESENTED IN OAOASTHD* DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA *Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid's shock and delight. Kids in a classroom sit on their edge of their seats staring at the clock. * bell rings *3:00 As the kids rush the door, MISTER DICK greets them along with MALAYSIA and KAREEM. MISTER DICK It’s summer school for you. YOUNG BOY (under breath) What a dick. MISTER DICK I heard that. (to Malaysia) You know what to do. Malaysia directs the young boy to the corner as Kareem hits on the hot teacher. MALAYSIA Assume the position. *cracks whip* YOUNG BOY MISTER DICK Believe me, you’ll grow to appreciate this moment. Fear in his eyes, the young boy is prepared for the worst when DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW bursts through the chalkboard flaming mad. DEUCE School’s Out! Except for you Mr. Dick. You and your buddies got detention. MISTER DICK Says who? DEUCE Me and my friends. COD crash through the window. ALIX Snap into a Slim Jim! Mmm-beefy! KRISTA Eh, close enough. Mr. Dick snaps his fingers and the entire heel roster enters the room. KRISTA Don’t worry. I got this. Krista gives the signal and room fills up with the face roster. Both sides charge forward in a scene right out of the old SuperFriends cartoon. Suddenly, a young girl steps in between them. YOUNG GIRL Wait a minute. It’s only Friday. School’s Out isn’t till Sunday night. ALIX Well I guess there’s only one thing to do.24 Amber Alerts later… Now live inside the arena, the school kids rush onstage as we cue the pyro and ballyhoo. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! B O O M ~! Over to Sofa Central we go COACH At least the parents of those snot nose brats can rest easy. They’re alive and well. COLE In Los Angeles because School’s Out! A big welcome to those watching live on pay-per-view and on the internet illegally. Michael Cole and Da Coach at Sofa Central. On the broadcast tonight: Krista defends the OAOAST Championship against Bohemoth. In addition, we’ll see the 6 man tag titles on the line, a grudge match between Leon Rodez and Ned Blanchard, plus D*LUX vs. the LDC Moneygang in a rematch for the World tag team championship and so much more! COACH How ‘bout that Spencer/Jade sex tape, huh? Oh wait, I forgot you don’t watch straight porn. COLE (sighs) I’m just glad Spencer Reiger wasn’t able to profit off that stunt he pulled with Jade thanks to Maya and D*LUX last week on HeldDOWN~! COACH You missed quite the show, Mikey Cole. It was like watching an elephant rape an ant! Or so I heard. I don’t want any trouble with Mommie Dearest. COLE Let’s get off… COACH COLE (groans) I was going to say off the subject, but let’s just go the ring for our first match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER The following 6 person… COACH Orgy. COLE BUFFER …tag is scheduled for one fall. “Motherfucker of the Year” cues and the trio of Mr. Dick, Malaysia and Kareem receive a golden pyro shower. BUFFER Introducing first, the team of KAREEM THE MIDDLE EASTERN WET DREAM, MALAYSIA and MMMIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTEEEERRRRRR DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKK!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" MD grabs a mic. MISTER DICK The suspense is killing me, Douche. COLE Deuce. COACH Shut up, Cole. MISTER DICK Bring your partners out. I wanna know the identity of Malaysia’s secret admirer. “Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody” hits and the tatted OAOAST superstar emerges alone. MISTER DICK Wait a minute, Deuce. I know you’re big enough to be three guys, but surely you aren’t dumb enough to fight us three alone. Then again, nobody ever said you were the sharpest knife in the drawer. After all, you did tattoo your head. DEUCE You know, DICK, you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’! “Big Pimpin’” by Jay-Z plays and THE SOONER BRUISERS appear onstage. COLE Big Frank and Uber! The Sooner Bruisers are back! COACH But which one’s the secret admirer? BUFFER And their opponents! Total combine weight 920 pounds… BIG FRANK and UBER... THE SOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEERRRRRRRR BBRRRRRRUUUUUUUIIIIIISSEEEEERRRRRSSSSS!! And their partner… DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Big Frank turns to flex and we see the initials “BPT” stitched on the back of his shorts. COACH Now we know the identity of Malaysia‘s secret admirer, Cole. Remember her last gift? COLE Who could forget! Those same initials were engraved on the object of affection. MD fumes in the ring. Malaysia, however, looks on intrigued. MISTER DICK MD snaps his fingers to break Malaysia out of her trance. COLE I think Malaysia wants her some of Big Frank. COACH Of course she does. She wants to beat him for her team. COLE No, I mean really want her some. COACH It’s bad enough Big Frank is trying to be a home wrecker, but you too? Shame on you. Deuce is all set to start for his team until Malaysia gets the nod from her side. That’s when Big Frank asks for and receives the tag. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and both competitors lockup. Big Frank executes a go behind and grinds against Malaysia. She counters the hold and caresses Big Frank’s chiseled physique, a move that sends MD’s blood pressure into orbit. COLE You can cut the sexual tension with a knife. COACH It’s just part of the feeling out process. COLE They’re feeling each other out all right. MD enters uninvited and shoves Big Frank, who answers back. MD responds with a kick that Big Frank blocks and then gets caught with an elbow flush to the jaw! COLE Mr. Dick may need a dental appointment in the morning. He just got his teeth knocked down his throat. COACH And you’d know about getting something stuffed down your throat. Malaysia rakes Big Frank across the back and nibbles on his neck in the corner. COLE What the heck? Is Malaysia trying to give Big Frank a hickey? COACH No, it’s a Malaysian submission hold. COLE A Malaysian sub-- Oh, brother. Big Frank wraps his arms around Malaysia and the two stare into each other eyes lustfully. Just when it seems they’re about to kiss… Big Frank executes an overhead belly to belly suplex! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Malaysia lies flat on her back laughing, then asks Big Frank to drop an elbow. He obliges. Malaysia tells Big Frank to keep ’em coming and he does. COLE That woman is sick. COACH She looks fine to me. Real fine. MD finally has enough and drags Malaysia to their corner by the hair, which she enjoys. “YOU SUCK, DICK!” “YOU SUCK, DICK!” “YOU SUCK, DICK!” MISTER DICK Big Frank and MD lockup and MD delivers a knee to the gut, followed by a pair of right jabs. Big Frank reverses a whip and presses MD overhead, only to CROTCH HIM ON THE TOP ROPE! MISTER DICK Big Frank shakes the top rope till MD swings back in and gets popped by Uber! Then headbutted by Deuce! COLE I said tonight wouldn’t go as easy for Mr. Dick and company as it did on HeldDOWN~! and boy was I right. Deuce tags in and gets introduces MD’s face to the top turnbuckle. “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREE!” “FOUR!” “FIVE!” “SIX!” “SEVEN!” “EIGHT!” “NINE!” “TEN!!!” Deuce whips MD to the corner, but charges into a knee! MD shoots out and right into a power slam! The cover. NO! Deuce points to the corner and the OAOAST Galaxy erupts. COLE Are we going to hear some Funky Cold Medina? As Deuce climbs upstairs, Kareem pulls MD to safety and a tag is made. Kareem struts up to his former tag partner and eats a forearm. Again. And again. Kareem reverses a whip and Deuce goes over the top, though he’s unable to bring Kareem down with a sunset flip. Instead Kareem drops down, but Deuce is quick to react and the Middle Eastern Wet Dream crashes hard on the mat! COACH Kareem almost squashed Deuce like a bug there. Deuce wrings the arm but Kareem rakes the eyes and clubs him in the corner. Deuce reverses a whip and executes his trademark HANDSPRING ELBOW! COLE That’s a near 400 pound man, ladies and gentlemen. Kareem staggers out and Uber, the new legal man, delivers a TOP ROPE BULLDOG! OAOAST GALAXY OW, OW, OW… OWWWWWW! Uber howls in return and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! No, Malaysia gouges Uber’s eyes to breakup the pin! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" MD rams Uber into the buckle following a tag and MOONS Big Frank and Deuce to bait them inside. As the ref restrains the two, Uber is triple-teamed in the corner. COLE Yet another example of why two officials should be assigned to all non-singles matches. COACH Look at Big Frank and Deuce, Cole. They’re being held back by a scrawny ref. All they have to do is shove him aside. COLE And get disqualified? COACH I don’t have any money riding on them. *laughs* A tag is made and MD holds Uber upright for Malaysia, who delivers a YAKZUA KICK TO THE CHEST! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Malaysia scissors Uber’s head just to torture him. COACH I don’t you about you, Cole, but I think Uber’s enjoying himself. COLE Are you kidding me? He’s losing oxygen to the brain! COACH Some folks like it freaky. Big Frank and Deuce rally the OAOAST Galaxy behind Uber. He feeds off the energy and rises to his feet, then falls straight back with Malaysia still on his shoulders! COLE As much as Malaysia likes pain, that couldn’t have felt good. Uber crawls to the corner and tags Deuce. The Flaming Gigolo decks Malaysia and then dropkicks Kareem off the apron. Unfortunately for Deuce, MD ducks a haymaker, but he moves and the Malaysia collides with her main squeeze! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Deuce clotheslines Malaysia over the top and gets nailed by Kareem, who shoots Deuce in for a clothesline of his own… but Deuce ducks and levels the Middle Eastern Wet Dream on the rebound with a spinning heel kick! MD attempts to get in on the action and is restrained by the official, which allows Malaysia to surprise Deuce with a LOW BLOW! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Malaysia covers Deuce following a DDT. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BIG FRANK! Malaysia burns a hole through Big Frank and licks her lips, to which he responds with a double bicep pose. COLE Check out the 24” anacondas. COACH Only you’d notice how big another man is, Cole. COLE I’m talking about Big Frank’s biceps. COACH Riiiiiight. MD tags in and lets Big Frank know the next move is for him -- a headbutt to Deuce’s groin! COLE That should be a disqualification right there. The Real American Prick “Just Being A Dick.“ MD does his best lawyer’s plea and convinces the ref it was a blow to the abdomen. He gets off with a warning and stays on the offensive stomping Deuce right in the face! COACH Getting your face stomped is usually a bad thing, except for a guy like Deuce. For him it’s an improvement. Deuce blocks multiple suplex attempts until Kareem comes in to assist. Together, he and MD execute a double suplex! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! MD whips Deuce in and delivers a corner cross body. COACH Bite My Giant Dick~! MD throws Deuce down like a cheap whore and goes for the Roughrider (STF), only to get blasted with a clothesline by Uber! “OW, OW, OW… OWWWWWW!” Kareem gets the tag and drops the elbow. No, Deuce moves! Again. And again! Deuce rocks Kareem with a series of blows, but whiffs on a dropkick and receives a big elbow. Kareem slams Deuce near the corner and climbs to the top. COACH It’s Money Shot time. COLE If Kareem hits this it’ll be over. The Sooner Bruisers SHAKE the top rope in hopes Kareem crotches himself. Kareem bends but doesn’t break. Unfortunately for him, the time wasted to maintain his balance allows Deuce to recover and both men crash back down courtesy of a SUPERPLEX!! COLE Oh my! COACH I think the whole building shook, Mikey Cole. The Bruisers, MD and Malaysia cheer their respective partners on from the apron. Kareem begins to stir, followed closely by Deuce. Both make the dramatic crawl to their corner, and it’s Kareem who gets their first. He tags MD as Deuce somersaults to his corner and tags Big Frank! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" MD and Big Frank trade blows till a thumb to the eyes stops Big Frank in his tracks. But Frank reverses a whip and executes a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! Little does he or the OAOAST Galaxy know of the blind tag that also occurred. COLE Tag made by Malaysia. COACH And Big Frank doesn’t realize it. Kareem enters and Big Frank takes him up, over and down courtesy of a capture suplex! COLE What strength by Big Frank. He just tossed Kareem like a sack of potatoes. A shoulder tackle by Deuce knocks Kareem through the ropes and to the floor, where the two brawl around ringside. Meanwhile, Malaysia distracts Uber long enough for MD to deck him with a discus punch. COACH Mr. Dick with the FACIAL~! COLE Not to mention a cheap shot. Malaysia next sets her sights on Big Frank, who motions for her to bring it. Instead he’s blindsided by MD and lifted up for THE JACKHAMMER… only to slip out and hit a SUPLEX INTO A SIT OUT PILEDRIVER! COLE 69 Driver! Big Frank covers MD and gets informed of the previous tag. Luckily he spots Malaysia coming off the top and moves in time to avoid a double axe handle smash that nails MD in the heart! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Big Frank spikes a stunned Malaysia with a half-nelson suplex that’s followed by the LAY-Z-BOY camel clutch submission. COLE Big Frank is riding Malaysia! As Malaysia’s lights begin to dim, she cracks a smile. BIG FRANK You like that? Huh?! MALAYSIA Yes! Yes! Yes! Big Frank cranks back on Malaysia’s neck till she loses coconsciousness. * DINGDINGDING * “Big Pimpin’” cues and Big Frank is joined in the ring by his teammates. BUFFER Here are your winners… THE SOONER BRUISERS and DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" MD and Kareem drag Malaysia’s limp body out of the ring, then a stare down ensues between the Real American Prick and Big Frank. COACH On the night Big Frank reveals himself as Malaysia’s secret admirer, he chokes her out. How's that supposed to win her heart? COLE The disturbing thing is, she liked it. Malaysia really liked it. You can bet this...courtship is far from over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Tonight We're longing for daylight Burning the same lie To find the ghost of you and I We're running from midnight Dying to ignite To find the ghost of you and I by Story of The Year sends lightening crashing into the classroom set. As the chalkboard and other video screens flash with electricity, a final bolt smashes onto the steel floor. Emerging into the blue lit entrance stage is little Morgan Nerdly. The tiniest of all Nerdly kids chews on her hair as she stares out at the roaring crowd. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the OAOAST Women’s Title….now making her way to the ring from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, prepare for SHOCK AND AWE from the challenger MOOORRRGAAAAN NNNNEEEERRRRDDDDLLLLLLYYYY! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Here’s a girl that just wanted people to like her. And because of that desire she’s been put through hell by Lorelei DeCenzo. Here’s hoping that she walks out of the Staples Center with the OAOAST Women’s Title. COACH Here’s hoping she takes off her clothes again! Morgan leans over the ropes and gazes out to the crowd with a childlike innocence while blue lights fall all around her. COLE Morgan is a two time champion and has fought current world champion Krista Isadora Duncan to a draw, so she’s a very credible challenger. But she’s also very small, and Lorelei is big. COACH I’m gonna tell her you called her “big”, you gonna get fondled by Malaysia to.M O N E YSo sexyDamn, I love the jam, the jet and the mansion. (Oh yeah) And I enjoy the gifts and the trips to the islands.(Oh yeah) Its good to live expensive You know it, but my knees get weak intensive When you give me k-kisses Thats money honey, Well I'm your lover and your mistress Thats money honey When you touch me, its so delicious Thats money honey Baby when you tell me the pieces Thats money honey The drop dead gorgeous champion, strolls out from parted entrance doors in a sexy feathered pink mini dress. She twirls around to showcase both her glimmering title and her jaw dropping body. She then heads to the ring with nose held firmly in the air, not wanting to even make eye contact with the fans. BUFFER And the champion, from Manhattan Beach, California, she represents The Enterprise….THE MONEY HONEY….LORELEEEIIIIIII DEEEECEEENNZZZOOOOOOOOO! Upon entering the ring, Lorelei snatches Buffer’s microphone LORELEI I understand Maya Duncan-Blanchard’s OAOAST the magazine pictures will be debuting this upcoming week on HeldDOWN~! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” LORELEI Maya, I erroneously believed that you were the smart child in the Duncan family. If you possessed any sense within your brain, you’d come to realize that thieving my spotlight is unwise. You’ve seen the torture and misery that has befallen this poor weakling; now witness the completion of her demise! Morgan rushes forward and shoulder blocks Lorelei. This catches the much bigger woman by surprise and she goes tumbling through the ropes to the outside area. COLE What aggression shown by Morgan Nerdly, and I don’t blame her one bit! Morgan exits the ring and drops down on the black mats. She eyes Lorelei crawling away. Not wishing to let the champion escape, Morgan runs forward and punts her in the stomach with her platform heel! “MORGAN! MORGAN! MORGAN!” The former private eye gathers up some wire from near the time keeper’s area. That wire then goes around Lorelei’s neck, viciously choking her! Lorelei gags and wheezes, and her eyes widened at the pain she finds herself under. COACH Somebody put a stop to this! Sean “P.Diddy” Combs isn’t going to like this. COLE We hear Lorelei say she’s working with him, but we’ve never actually heard anything from the Bad Boy camp expressing anything relating to Lorelei. Morgan finally lets Lorelei go, and the champion falls to the ground, clutching her sore throat. There’s little time to feel sorry for herself, as Morgan has her on her feet in a matter of seconds. She’s rammed face first into the announce table and immediately worries about the condition of her face. COACH Mikey, are you calling Lorelei a liar? COLE It wouldn’t be the first time an Enterprise member has exaggerated the truth. She probably saw his secretary at the airport and said “Hi” and that constitutes several meetings with the Bad Boy Family in her book. Morgan grabs Lorelei by her thick blond hair and tosses her back into the ring. The challenger then jumps onto the ring apron, only to be met with a shoulder to her thin midsection from the champion. With Morgan weakened, Lorelei has a moment to catch her breath and recover her strength. Once that’s taken care of, she bounces off the ropes and charges at Morgan with a raised fist. But little Morgan blocks the attack, and captures Lorelei into a front facelock. COACH That crazy bitch is gonna suplex her out the ring! COLE Anything Morgan does to Lorelei is perfectly justified. Yet, Morgan hasn’t the strength to lift Lorelei. As such Lorelei is the one who lifts Morgan up! Her intention is to vertical suplex the girl. But Morgan counters by slipping out the hold. As the fans cheer her on, she heads to the ropes. Upon returning she faces a lariat from Lorelei. But she ducks the attack, and continues running the ropes. After reaching Lorelei, she leaps onto her for a head scissors, and swings around for an armbreaker bulldog! COLE Electrical Turbulence~! Morgan grabs onto Lorelei’s legs for the cover… ONE! TWO! Lorelei with the kickout! COLE Lorelei almost set the dubious record for fastest Women’s Title loss. Lorelei struggles to her feet as Morgan head to the cables. As Morgan approaches her, Lorelei offers a lariat. However, Morgan slides between her legs. Lorelei spins around and is met with rapid fire punches from the challenger. COACH Morgan is lighting Lorelei up! COLE Lorelei really made her mad with the treatment she’s given her this past month. Morgan attempts to whip Lorelei into the corner, however her efforts are reversed and she’s sent into the corner. She tries to float over an incoming Lorelei. The Money Honey catches Morgan’s bare legs onto her shoulder and flips her over the ropes. Luckily Morgan lands on her boots. This puts a look of annoyance onto Lorelei’s face, and she attempts to pound Morgan with a closed fist. Morgan blocks the attack, and shoves Lorelei back towards the center of the ring. The former police inspector then nervously climbs onto the top rope. She trembles in anxiety, but with the crowd’s support she’s able to come off with a cross body block that shoves Lorelei to the ground! COLE Morgan with the cross body block and the cover! ONE! TWO! Lorelei throws her shoulder off the mat, disappointing the crowd and Morgan. COLE Lorelei just hasn’t been able to find her groove since Morgan- COACH Ambushed her like a coward! The littlest Nerdly girl looks with pleading eyes to referee Earl Hebner. She then turns her focus onto Lorelei, attacking her knife edge chops once she rises. The chops push Lorelei into the corner where she sags downwards in pain. Given no time to suffer in peace, Lorelei is slung to opposite corner. Morgan nervously gazes out to the crowd for approval and then screams across the ring to hit Lorelei with a body splash! COLE Morgan just throwing that tiny body of hers at the Women’s Champion! Lorelei staggers out the corner, and watches as Morgan takes off to the ropes. The challenger comes back with a lariat, but is upended with a powerslam from the champion! COLE There’s that power that Lorelei brings to the table! Lorelei bows to the booing audience before dropping down to pin Morgan… ONE! TWO! Morgan kicksout seconds before the three count! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans cheer, while Lorelei holds up three fingers for the referee to see. COLE Lorelei obviously didn’t agree with that count, feeling it was slow. But if anyone deserves unfair treatment its her. Lorelei scrapes Morgan off the canvas and drapes her arm across hers. From there she lifts her up and then slams her across her knee with an urange into a gutbuster! The pinfall then follows… ONE! TWO! Morgan again finds a way to kickout the pinfall. Lorelei complains about the count once more, but the veteran official is unmoved. COLE One thing you’ll always get out of Morgan is a lot of heart. COACH No. This is girl is just too crazy and stupid not to know when she’s outclassed. And she’s outclassed and overmatched by The Money Honey. The Manhattan Beach native pulls Morgan upright in order to tag her with a parade of punches. She falls into the corner where Lorelei stomps her in her midsection. The blows cause poor Morgan to wilt in exhaustion. Things only go worse for her, when Lorelei turns her around. That’s when she begins giving her the Tramp Stamp with shoulder thrusts to her lower back. COACH Lorelei’s right Morgan’s chest isn’t all that impressive, but I disagree on her backside, her ass is outta this world. Lorelei begins smacking Morgan upside the head, taunting and insulting her as she does so. When that grows boring, Lorelei snapmares her to the center of the ring. She then wraps her strong arms around Morgan’s neck in a reverse chinlock. LORELEI Give up, you rotten whore! COLE What a despicable comment from Lorelei. Morgan is a great young lady. Morgan grits her teeth and begins fighting back against Lorelei’s tough bonds. LORELEI Just give up! You’re nothing but a filthy slut! “LET’S GO MORGAN! LET’S GO MORGAN! LET’S GO MORGAN!” Morgan finally pushes herself upright, and begins taking aim at Lorelei’s side with elbows. Rather than allow Morgan to escape, Lorelei releases her on her own. This permits her to lift Morgan up for a bodyslam effort. But, the little lady slips down behind the champion. She shoves her much larger foe into the corner, causing her to crash against the posts. The Money Honey turns around and staggers back into two kicks to her ribs. This weakens her, and as much Morgan easily drops her with a roundhouse to the head! COLE What a Lightening Kick! Lorelei, holding her aching head, comes to her feet. Her arm is caught by Morgan, who tries to whip her to the ropes. But Lorelei reverses the hold, and pulls Morgan onto her shoulders in an electric chair set up. Morgan counters this with a smooth victory roll that pops the Los Angeles crowd…. ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! LORELEI KICKSOUT! “THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!” COLE I’m inclined to agree with the Southern California portion of the OAOAST Galaxy, that was a sure three count. A frustrated Morgan hops to her feet and anxiously chews on her blond hair. She mutters to herself, causing the fans to urge her to stay focused. After composing herself she grabs onto a now standing Lorelei’s hand and hurls her into the ropes. She makes the mistake of lowering her head, and Lorelei uses a pink boot to punt her in the chest. She then executes a Canadian Backbreaker on the young Canadian girl. Morgan is in pain, as evidenced by her twisted visage. Lorelei is quite satisfied with herself and parades about the ring, showing off her sexy body. “MORGAN IS HOTTER! MORGAN IS HOTTER! MORGAN IS HOTTER!” LORELEI COACH P.Diddy ain’t gonna like those chants. COLE You assume P.Diddy even knows who Lorelei is in the first place. Lorelei returns to Morgan, and begins picking her off the canvas. That’s when Morgan surprises everyone with a small package… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LORELEI WITH THE KICKOUT! “THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!” COLE Morgan is showing so much toughness and so much heart. You can’t help but root for her. COACH Especially if winning means she’ll be in the mood to take off her clothes again. Morgan runs the ropes, and comes back at Lorelei with a crossbody block. But The Money Honey catches her inside her arms! She shakes her head and smiles, and then crushes Morgan’s small figure with a fall forward slam. COLE Lorelei has been able to use that power and size advantage to dominate Morgan at times. Lorelei hooks onto Morgan’s left leg for the pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COACH On the other hand if Lorelei wins, maybe she’ll be in the mood to take of her clothes. But she’d have to get permission from the Bad Boy family. COLE Once again assuming anyone at Bad Boy returns her phonecalls. Lorelei starts to yank Morgan off the canvas, and finds the younger lady resiting with punches to her stomach. The spirited effort earns a cheer from the fans. Yet, its short lived as Lorelei uses her power and strength to beat Morgan down to the ground. Lorelei assumes these clubbing blows are enough to keep Morgan down for three seconds, and she attempts another pin… ONE! TWO! Morgan pops the shoulder off the canvas! COACH On the other hand if Lorelei loses, she’s more likely to drag Morgan to get molested by Malaysia again. Man, its tough to figure out who to root for. COLE How about the one with the most compassion and heart? That’s Morgan. Lorelei tries to whip Morgan into the ropes, but Morgan reverses the hold to send the champion into the ropes. The Manhattan Beach native bounces back with a lariat that’s expertly ducked by Morgan. The Money swings around and is dropped to her knees with a basement dropkick. With Lorelei weakened, Morgan heads off the ropes. She comes back with a sliding lariat! COLE Electric Slide! A move she uses in tribute to Leon Rodez. Why she’d want to pay tribute to that loser is anybody’s guess. A cover is then made…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO!!! LORELEI RIFLES THE SHOULDER UP! Morgan goes back to muttering to herself, a product of her extreme anxiety. “LET’S GO MORGAN! LET’S GO MORGAN! LET’S GO MORGAN!” The crowd helps Morgan pull things together, and she manages to pick Lorelei off the canvas. An Irish whip sends Lorelei into the corner, and sees Morgan charging after her. But Lorelei raises her pink boot and swiftly wards her off. This allows Lorelei to surge forward and cut Morgan down with a diving lariat! A pinfall then follows…. ONE! TWO! Kickout! Morgan is brought to her feet, and cruelly slapped in the face by Lorelei. The Money Honey turns around laughs to the audience about her mean treatment of her title challenger. When she turns back to Morgan, the Edmonton native gives her hell with a torrent of forearms. COLE That’s the way, Morgan! Morgan clamps down on Lorelei’s throat, and The Money Honey’s face is awash with panic. Her fears are well founded as Morgan sweeps her out for a Choke STO! As the audience cheers, another pin is made…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! Yes it’s a three count but Lorelei’s foot is on the ropes. COACH Good call by Earl Hebner, he saw the foot on the ropes. COLE He’s one of the best in the game. Lorelei is brought to her feet and snatched inside a front facelock. Morgan attempts to suplex her, but hasn’t the strength to lift the much bigger girl. As such, she’s violently shoved backwards. Her elbow goes flying and catches Hebner right in the jaw! The veteran official goes down and immediately begins attending to his hurt face. COACH Did you see that, she just took out the referee. COLE That was an accident and you know it. Morgan is sorrowful and guilt stricken over her gaffe, and begins to check on the referee’s help. All this distraction leads Lorelei to gather her Women’s title from the time keeper. She moves back into the ring, and drops it on the ground in the center of the ring. COLE Lorelei’s got the belt in the ring! The champion grabs Morgan by the hair and guides her to where the belt is. Morgan is crammed into a front facelock, and her leg is hooked. From there she’s driven onto the belt with a Cash Flow (Fisherman’s DDT)! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Lorelei hooks onto her foe’s legs and then loudly barks for Hebner to count. At that the offical stirs and crawls over to the pinning predicament to count…. ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner and still Women’s Champion as a result of a pinfall….LORELEI DECENZO! COACH Bad Boy 4 lyfe! The fans are none to pleased with the result of the contest and vocalize their disdain. Lorelei, however, couldn’t care less and allows her arm to be raised as though her victory weren’t tainted in the slightest. COLE Well, this just stinks. Lorelei stole one. In my opinion Morgan is more of a champion than she’ll ever be. COACH I guess she won’t be in the mood to take off her clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Devil Without A Cause by Kid Rock plays as red smoke floods the entry way. There’s a long pause until the twangy guitairs of the song kick in. That’s the exact moment when Hicks Over Dicks, Remy Bazil, Sloppy Joe, and Badass Jack appear on stage. Remy shuffles a deck of cards, Joe eats a hamburger, while Badass Jack twirls his trusty knife. BUFFER The following six man title match is scheduled for one fall with a televised time limit of thirty minutes! Now making their way to the ring, REMY BAZIL, SLOPPY JOE, BADASS JACK, HICKS OOVVVVERRRRRR DIIIIIIICCCKKKSSSSSS! Badass Jack stares with an evil eye into the camera as his partners head into the ring. COLE These three men did something I never thought I’d see anyone do. They traded their souls to Uno and Dos for the power to beat the current Six Man Champions. COACH You gotta do what you gotta do to win. COLE But giving up your soul? COACH Sloppy Joe and Badass Jack are both in their forties, they ain’t no spring chickens. Desperate men do desperate things. As Danzig’s Mother powers into the arena, dark blue lights swing across the entrance stage. First to arrive is a club swinging, leather jacket wearing Scottish Scott. Behind him is his slightly less violent but still rather crazed Danny Boy. Wagging his tongue, he follows his partner down the entrance ramp. BUFFER And introducing the champions, first from Glasgow, Scotland, they are DANNY BOY, SCOTTISH SCOTT, THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAAAANNNDDDDDDD! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Upon arriving into the ring, Scottish Scott nearly gets into a weapon fight with the unstable Badass Jack. Luckily security is there to confiscate both men’s “tools” COLE First time we’ve seen the six man titles defended on pay per view in a long time. It’s a great showcase for our six man division. COACH We all know that if The Last Kings and Alexander can make it past Hicks Over Dicks, they’re gonna just go down to Malaysia, Mister Dick, and Kareem. Smashing Pumpkin’s classic Disarm plays to a rousing reception from the Staples Center crowd. While red and white lights dance along the stage, a rusted cage containing Alexander The Brutal rises into the classroom. Megan Skye appears from behind the parted entrance doors to unlock the cage, releasing the deadly Greek grappler upon the world. BUFFER And their partner, accompanied by the OAOAST’s foreign liaison MEGAN SKYE….he hails from Kavala, Greece…ALEXANDER THE BRUUUUUTAAAALLLLLLLLLL! Alexander enters the ring and orders his partners onto the apron.DING DING DING Alexander and Jack start things off for their respective teams. They come face to face in the center of the ring and there’s an immediate buzz amongst the audience. COLE Two of the toughest men in the OAOAST are squaring off against one another. Jack finally has enough of the stare down and throws a right hand at Alexander. The Greek blocks the attack and then proceeds to unload on his foe with wild punches. Having dazed Jack, Alexander backs into the ropes nearest the other members of HoD. This is unwise as Remy Bazil kicks him in the back. This to isn’t terribly smart as Alexander turns around and slugs the Cajun in the jaw. “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Badass Jack seizes on Alexander’s distraction to jump the Greek grappler from behind. He smashes his head into a turnbuckle post in a neutral corner repeatedly. Alexander sags against the posts, which allows Jack to relentlessly hammer him with powerful punches. Megan Skye wants a warning over the closed fists. But things grow more dire for Alexander when Badass Jack simply kicks him in the face. COLE This Badass Jack is just vicious. COACH What else would you expect from someone who literally sold his soul for power? Jack pulls Alexander up and brings him towards the center of the ring. After tagging him with a pair of right hands, he whips his foe into the ropes. Coming back, Alexander blocks a backdrop attempt, and then executes an inverted atomic drop. With the surly hick hobbled, Alexander wraps his arms around his waist. From there he throws him to the ground with a side belly to belly suplex. COLE Look at that strength shown by Alexander The Brutal. Jack gets to his feet and stumbles right into an overhead belly to belly suplex. COLE BRUTAL~! The pin is made… ONE! TWO! Badass makes the kickout. Alexander, who expects to be able to further his suplex parade, brings him to his feet. But, Jack surprises the champion with hard punches. He weakens Alexander and violently clubs him to the ground. COLE There is nothing pretty about Badass Jack. He just hits you and hits you hard. Jack stomps to his corner and tags in the Cajun Remy Bazil. The youngest member of HoD leaps over the ropes, and charges right at Alexander. Unfortunately he’s taken off his feet by a clothesline from the champion. Holding onto his sore chest, he comes back upright. For his bravery he walks into a T-Bone suplex from Alexander. After Remy crashes into the canvas, Alexander makes a casual cover…. ONE! TWO! Remy brings his shoulder up. COLE The smooth talking Cajun almost lost his team the bout. COACH I give him credit for being able to kickout of one of Alexander’s suplexes. At Megan’s suggestion, Alexander applies the tag to Scottish Scott. Upon entering the ring the Scotsman faces punches from Remy. He blocks the blows easily with his forearm, deflating Remy. Even more frustrating for the Cajun is the fact that Scott picks him up with unerring ease. He then charges across the ring and rams him into a neutral corner! COLE He calls that the Scottish Spear and it left Remy Bazil in a world of hurt. COACH I’m telling ya, MIkey, the six man champions hit harder than almost anyone on the roster. Scottish Scott roars into the air, drawing the rotund Joe into the ring. The European easily deals him, battering his fat face with punches. Luckily for Joe, he’s saved by Remy grabbing Scott by his Mohawk and tossing him into a neutral corner. There Remy unloads on Scott’s thick chest with hard knife edge chops. Once Scott is weakened by the blows, Remy turns his attention to the OAOAST’s foreign liaison and tosses playing cards at her! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” the California fans hiss as Megan is none to pleased with the taunt. Remy turns back to Scott, and is knocked to the canvas by a running elbow! This pops the crowd, but their good mood is ruined when Badass Jack runs in the ring and punts Scott in the side of the head. Adding insult to injury, Jack SPITS on Scott. Snarling, he leaves the ring as Remy pins Scott…. ONE! TWO! NO! Megan claps her hands and she and Danny Boy encourage Scottish Scott. Meanwhile, Remy applies the tag to the rather obese Sloppy Joe. Because Joe is so fat, Remy has to widen the ropes open for him to slip through. Once inside the ring. Joe decks Scott with a big overhand right. COACH Who do you think consumes more food on a daily basis Faqu, Kareem, Deuce, or Sloppy Joe? COLE I’d say Sloppy Joe. He’s named after a food item! Sloppy Joe grabs Scott into a bearhug. The hold is immediately devastating, and pain is spelled all across Scott’s face. COACH That’s a very basic move, but its very dangerous when used by a guy the size of Sloppy Joe. Danny Boy and Megan lead the crowd in rallying Scott. Their hope is to will him out this lethal move. COLE The oxygen must be getting drained out Scott’s body. Scott begins boxing the ears of his fat foe. At first this does little to aid him. Yet after several strikes, Sloppy Joe can tolerate no more and is forced to release Scott. After shaking off the ill effects of the hold, the champion takes off to the ropes. But as he hits the cables, he’s kicked in the back by Remy Bazil. This floors Scott, and Sloppy Joe steps over his body to apply the tag with Badass Jack. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The Los Angeles audience levels their disgust at Jack. The unkempt heathen returns the kindness by giving them the middle finger. COACH I like this Badass Jack! He gives the OAOAST fans exactly what they deserve. Jack blasts Scott in the face with a pair of jabs, and then puts him on the ground with an uppercut. A tag is then applied to Remy. Rather than enter the ring right away, Remy ascends to the top rope. COLE We’re about to see what Remy Bazil has to offer in the high flying department. Remy comes off the top rope with a cross body block. But Scott counters into a big time powerslam! ‘YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the audience cheers as Megan pumps her fist. Scott begins the long and painful trek to his corner. He’s given support from the sold out Staples Center crowd and finally he reaches the corner in order to make the tag with Danny Boy! COLE Danny Boy in the ring for the first time tonight and you know he’s itching to get some action! Danny Boy enters the ring and runs through Remy with a lariat. Badass Jack eats a superman punch that pops the fans. He doesn’t get a chance to attack Sloppy Joe, as the rotund hillbilly attacks him from behind. He goes for a body slam, but Danny Boy shifts behind him. This allows the champion to nail him with a kick to the back of the head. Joe stumbles into the corner where Danny Boy nails him with a running shoulder to the face. COLE Did you see that? Danny Boy just drove his shoulder right through Joe’s less than handsome face. Danny Boy begins playing the air bag pipes to the audience’s approval. Not approving is Badass Jack who spins him around and delivers the Country Strong piledriver. COACH That’s it for Danny Boy! That may be it for Badass Jack as Scottish Scott delivers a lethal running headbutt! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” But the audience’s good mood is severely downgraded, when Remy sneaks behind Scott in order to deliver a full nelson suplex! COLE From what we’re told, Remy Bazil likes to use a triple full nelson suplex he calls Down The Bayou. Remy doesn’t get the chance to execute even a second suplex as Alexander slaps on the Tazmission! COACH Illegal choke! Illegal choke! Suddenly the lights go down and the arena slips into an ERRY BLACKNESS. The fans become worried, afraid of whatever menace might soon come to pass. Frightening blue lights swirl across the ring, doing nothing to ease the crowd’s mind.THE HEAVEN'S WILL OPEN THE SEAS SHALL PART HELL WILL FEEL NO GREATER FURY EARTH SHALL ADORE NO GREATER BEING FOR THE HARBINGER OF RAGNAROK IS SOON TO ARRIVE HE IS HERE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM White pyro explodes around the ring, shocking the Los Angeles audience. When it clears this man remains…. COACH Mikey, who is that? COLE I don’t know but he has to be at least 6’6! The mystery man wields a sledgehammer and slams it into Alexander’s head! DING DING DING the official calls for the bell The man spreads his arms and drops the sledgehammer next to Alexander’s fallen body. He then raises himself up to the ceiling, disappearing just as quickly as he arrived. BUFFER Your winners as a result of a disqualification…. THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND AND ALEXANDER THE BRUTAL! Badass Jack throws a fit on the outside, kicking the guardrail and threatening security with his knife. Megan Skye slides into the ring to check on Alexander, who’s bleeding from the forehead as a result of the attack. COLE That man appeared to attack Alexander The Brutal. But why? Who is he? What does he want? And why go after Alexander? These are questions that will hopefully be answered on HeldDOWN~!THIS WEEK ON HeldDOWN~!MAYA DUNCAN-BLANCHARD ALL GROWN UPHER OAOAST THE MAGAZINE SPREAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 *DINGDINGDING* Leon walks around the ring, in no rush to get inside. Ned tries to go out after him but is stopped by the referee. "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" Refusing to be rushed, Leon continues to walk around on the floor. Finally he decides to climb back in, very slowly and carefully, waiting for any attack from Ned. Ned keeps his distance, figuring that's the only way to ensure Leon actually gets in the ring. But he gets impatient and goes after Leon, who ducks himself through the ropes and forces Blanchard to be moved back. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Leon, doing his best to make us wait for this one to get started. COACH Well he ain't working on anybody's time but his own. If he doesn't want to wrestle, no-one's going to hurry him into it. COLE Oh yeah, we've seen that plenty of times out of him. Leon ducks back in, satisfied that Blanchard is away from him. Finally the two tease locking up. Tentative, they go to lock hands... but Leon surprises Ned with a rolling sobat to the gut! Leon drives the point of his elbow into the back of Ned's neck. And again, before whipping him into the ropes. Rodez ducks his head for a backdrop. But Ned puts on the brakes and grabs a firm handful of Leon's hair! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Before he can do anything with him but unnerve him, Leon escapes Ned's clutches with a knee to the gut. Angry at the pull of his hair, Rodez quickly hooks Ned up... and gets taken over with the suplex himself! COLE Boy, Ned was ready for that one! Leon quickly rolls outside, looking for a reprieve. But Ned follows him out and SLAMS his face into the ring apron! Staggering around ringside, Rodez falls against the barricade. Ned clubs him across the back, then dishes out a chop. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And a second one. Leon clutches his chest and ends up rolling back inside the ring to try and escape. COLE Leon trying to run, as he's made a habit of recently. But he's not getting very far. Rolling back in after him, Ned spins Leon around and nails him with a right hand. A second. And a third. Ned whips him to the ropes and goes for a backdrop of his own. But Leon counters, hanging onto the ropes and kicking Ned in the chest. Ned staggers back, giving Leon an opening... which is slammed shut with a big clothesline from the Handsome Hustler! Cover... 1... 2... No! Ned hammers away on Leon, beating him into a corner. He stomps away, until the referee forces him to break. COLE Look at Leon, covering up, cowering! COACH He's in the corner getting stomped, what do you expect? Shrugging off the attentions of the referee, Ned grabs hold of Leon. But as he tries to pull him up, Leon clings onto the ropes, refusing to be lifted back up for more. So Ned starts stomping him again. The referee warns Blanchard, as he tries to drag Leon out of the ropes again, Rodez clinging on. Until Ned turns to yell at the ref, all the opportunity Rodez needs to reach up and POKE NED IN THE EYES! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" With Ned impaired, Leon pulls himself back up. He catches Ned with an MMA knee to the ribs, then shoves him back and drops him with a clothesline. Cover by Rodez... 1... 2... No! Now with the advantage, there's no running from Rodez, happy to stay and put the boots to Blanchard. "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" Leon turns to the crowd, a look of contempt at his former fans. Turning back to Ned, he takes a few steps to deliver another crushing knee strike. Ned is knocked backwards by the force and through the ropes, hitting the arena floor with a thud. Happy to take the win that way, Leon steps back and tells the referee to count. COACH See, if this were Leon, you'd be accusing him of hiding on the floor right now. Get up and fight, Ned. COLE You think Leon isn't happy to take the easy way out here? Although he takes his time getting up, Ned is safely back up on the apron before the count is over six. Leon is right there to meet him, clubbing him from the inside. Grabbing Ned by the arm, Leon then irish whips him, down the apron and INTO THE POST!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Suddenly, and for the first time all night, Rodez shows some urgency. He dumps Ned back inside, rolling him away from the ropes and hooking a leg... 1... 2... NO! Hooking him up, Rodez gives Ned a vertical suplex. Blanchard nurses his ribs, as Leon sizes him up and gives him a running knee to the injured area with Ned down on his side! Cover by Rodez... 1... 2... NO! "LET'S GO NED!" "LET'S GO NED!" "LET'S GO NED!" "LET'S GO NED!" COLE This California crowd, getting behind one of their own. COACH Oh yeah, talk about fair-weather fans. Despite his hurt ribs and the clubbing he's taking, Ned fights his way back up and nails Leon with a right hand! Leon fires back with a punch. But Ned responds! Leon is staggered for a moment, but punches Ned back. Ned is always likely to win a fistfight and starts unloading with a series of right hands, until a boot to the gut cuts him off. Rodez then elevates Ned up and gives him a gutbuster! Cover again... 1... 2... NO! COACH I don't see Leon running anywhere now, Cole. You seem to forget, Ned cost him the World Title! This is about revenge, sure, but it ain't just about Ned's revenge. COLE Let's see if he sticks it out long enough to gain it, then. Leon picks Ned back up and delivers a couple of forearms, then backs off looking annoyed. Getting a run-up, he aims for Ned's ribs with another running knee... but Ned counters with a BELLY TO BELLY THROW!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE That's why you'd never question Ned's fight. He'll never give up on you. Unlike Leon. Picking himself up, Leon looks a little shaken and charges in at Ned. But The Handsome Hustler catches him with an inverted atomic drop! Ned then whips Leon into the buckles, before catching him coming out with a BAAAAACK bodydrop!! COLE Oh my, Leon was up in the lights on that one! Rodez gets back up reeling and gets caught with a SPINEBUSTER! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Blanchard hooks Leon up, setting him near the ropes for a Slingshot Suplex... but can't get him up. COLE That back still giving Ned some bother. Able to block the suplex, Leon fights Ned off and dishes out some more forearms. Grabbing him by the shoulder, The Fallen Idol then flings Ned against the middle rope, looking out at the crowd intent on spiting them by denying them on his former move. However, Ned is right back up. And when Leon turns around, he's in for a shock, as Ned gives him the STUN GUN!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE That is VINTAGE Ned Blanchard! Ned takes a moment to cover because of his injured state, but finally does... 1... 2... NO! Kicking out, Leon then decides to roll out, heading for higher ground. Before he can roll outside though Ned grabs him by the ankle! COLE Look at that! He's trying to run away again! COACH How do you know? You're jumping to conclusions! Ned drags Leon back in and picks him up to apply a SLEEPER! But Leon quickly drops down and jars Ned's jaw! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" As Ned clutches his jaw, Leon scoops him up with the BLUE THUNDER BOMB! 1... 2... NO!! Not wasting time complaining, Leon instead tries to turn Ned over into the Liontamer! COLE This could be trouble for Ned! COACH Could be? It damn sure will be if Leon can turn him! Ned manages to fight it off and gets his legs free, using them to kick Rodez back into the turnbuckles! Ned then tries a charge in the corner, but runs into a boot! COLE Ooh! Coming out of the corner, Leon ducks a clothesline and rocks Ned with a SUPERKICK! Ned staggers but doesn't go down, so Rodez wrings the arm and hits the SOUL DESTROYER!! Cover... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Leon rolls his eyes and shakes his head, annoyed but not surprised at being disappointed. "LET'S GO NED!" "LET'S GO NED!" "LET'S GO NED!" "LET'S GO NED!" Leading Ned back up, Leon takes aim... with ANOTHER SUPERKICK! Ned's head snaps back and he falls to one knee. Seeing his chance, Leon sets himself and goes for the ONE HIT KILL... NO! Ned ducks! Catching Leon with a quick double leg, he then falls back, dropping Leon face first on the top turnbuckle! COLE Counter by Ned! Just when he looked to be out! Now it's Leon who looks dazed, as Ned delivers a german suplex! 1... 2... NO!! Gripping onto the waistlock, Ned refuses to let Leon go! COLE Hanging on! There's no escape for Leon! Climbing back up with Leon in tow, The Handsome Hustler delivers a SECOND german suplex! 1... 2... NO!!! But STILL Ned hangs on doggedly! COACH No way! COLE Ned might just suplex Leon until he's unconscious! Ned brings Leon back up one more time, but lets go of the waistlock and changes it into a sleeper hold! COLE Oh no! Going for Angel's Venom instead! Ned slaps the sleeper hold on and Leon begins to fade... BLANCHARD ...BEFORE LIFTING HIS LEG AND GIVING NED A BLATANT LOWBLOW!!!!!! COLE HEY! COME ON!! Did you see that!? *DINGDINGDING!* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Ned collapses in a heap, grabbing his crotch, as the referee is forced to call for the bell. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match as a result of a disqualification... NED BLANCHARD!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd cheer, but it's a tainted celebration, as Leon falls groggily out of the ring and staggers to the back, throwing his arms up dismissively. Ned is curled up in pain and checked on by the referee, as well as Molly Nerdly who comes to the ring looking concerned. Not concerned at all is Leon, who glances back at the ring briefly on his stagger back up the aisle, blowing the whole thing off and carrying on his way. COLE I tell you what, I think Leon Rodez knew he was beat here tonight. And he'd sooner have gotten himself disqualified and take a cheap loss than stay and fight like a man! COACH Well, he lost. But Ned didn't get his revenge either. COLE So Leon managed to ensure that everybody ends up disappointed in the end. What a surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 The sound of "Getting Away With Murder" is music to the crowd's ears, as the surprise appearance of ZACK MALIBU here at School's Out brings the crowd to their feet! COACH What the hell? COLE It's Zack Malibu! We haven't seen Zack since just after Anglemania, when he was taken out by VICE! Malibu, despite not being on the card tonight, is dressed in his traditional ring entrance attire and wrestling gear, and takes a moment on the ramp to look out to the crowd before powerwalking down to the ring! Malibu is greeted with the sold out crowd chanting his name, but he doesn't take much time for showmanship, instead choosing to ask Michael Buffer for the microphone. MALIBU I'm going to get right to the point tonight. For nine years, I have done everything I could for this company. I have fought every challenge put in front of me. I have pushed this company to the media. I have given my all to each and every one of you, and at Anglemania I thought that the games would end. I thought that my defeat of Anglesault would bring us back to the OAOAST the way we knew it. The OAOAST where problems get solved right here where I stand, between the ropes! The OAOAST where politics are NO MORE, and everyone in that locker room has a fair shot. Now I accepted a long, long time ago that I would always have a target on my back, and I welcome anyone who wants to make a name for themself by trying to take me out. But, instead of doing that...instead of meeting me face to face in this ring, there are people out there who continue to try and use the system to their advantage, and I am talking about YOU, Jason Silver! COLE Jason Silver? We haven't seen him since Anglemania either! MALIBU Allow me to clarify. It seems that on the night of Anglemania, there was an incident in the parking lot of the arena. After our match, Anglesault did exactly as promised, and left the arena, but didn't make it too far. According to reports, Anglesault was assaulted in the parking lot and left for dead. According to the police, his head was slammed through not one but two car windows, and his right arm was broken by having his own car door slammed on it. Originally, this was not mentioned on OAOAST television due to the ongoing investigation, and yours truly was made the prime suspect. The crowd stars booing loudly, as Zack pauses to take a breath. MALIBU I'm happy to say that I have rightfully been cleared of all charges, and the police and the OAOAST corporate office have worked together. Anglesault is not sure of who attacked him, and simply wants to put the incident behind him, as he does not wish to remain in the spotlight any longer. The OAOAST corporate office have agreed to launch their own internal investigation, but that's where Jason Silver comes in. As you all know I've challenged Mr. Silver many times with no response. I've yet to even lay eyes on him since Anglemania was over. Now, here we are, two months later, and I have had more time taken off of my career because of a private investigation launched by Silver with the help of Tango Bosley's connections, and THAT is why you haven't seen Zack Malibu in a while. So tonight, I'm out here, cleared by the police, OK'd by the office, and I am ready to LIGHT SOMEONE UP! SO...Jason Silver, I know you're not back there, but you're probably at home watching. I've had enough of the games. I lost a year of my career due to your uncle's legal manuevering, and I will not be forced to sit out of the sport that I love any longer! As for your two patsies, I know that they're back there, and I owe them a bit of a receipt, so Tango Bosley, CPA...get YOUR asses out here and let's pick up where we left off! Malibu paces the ring, waiting to see if VICE will answer his challenge...and a few moments later, sans music, VICE come out, both men smiling. CPA Zack Malibu, you may have been cleared by the police. You may have fooled the lawyers, but you haven't fooled VICE! You're the one who had the most to gain by taking out Anglesault... MALIBU I TOOK him out, in the center of this ring! CPA That you did, Zack, that you did. But your ego couldn't handle him walking away with his head held high, could it? That handshake at the end of Anglemania, maybe it was all for show. Or maybe...maybe you didn't do it. Maybe you had one of your lackeys do it for you. MALIBU I don't have lackeys, I have friends. If you want to know the definition of a lackey, look it up. It's under V for VICE. Bosley doesn't take kindly to the comment, but CPA puts a hand out, quelling the rage brewing in his partner. CPA Zack, you can wrestle all you want. You're a part of this company. You're The Franchise! You can do whatever you want to do. Just watch out WHAT you do, because me and Bos, we're going to be right on you. Mr. Silver has given us a hefty sum to prove that you had a part in what went down after Anglemania, and at the very least, IF you are innocent, then we'll get to increase our asking price by taking out the superstar...The Franchise...THE Zack Malibu! MALIBU You want to take me out? YOU WANT TO TAKE ME OUT? I have fought bigger, I have fought better, and I'm standing here with eight knuckles that I want to introduce your faces to, so let's do this! CPA and Bosley don't waste any time, as Allen throws the mic down and the two rush the ring! Bosley hits the ring first, and gets hit first, as Malibu pounces and nails him with a flurry of right hands! CPA enters and pulls Zack away, but Malibu starts nailing him as well, but soon gets tackled by Bosley! CPA recovers and starts putting the boots to Malibu, and VICE pick him up and send him to the corner with a double Irish whip! CPA then takes Bosley and whips him into Zack...but Zack moves out of the corner and Bosley crashes in! Malibu hurls him to the floor through the middle ropes, then turns to see CPA charging...and nails him with an inverted atomic drop...then rocks him with a SCHOOL'S OUT! COLE That's how this event got its name, and how sweet it is to see it tonight! CPA rolls under the ropes and collapses to the floor, while his groggy partner makes his way over, trying to help him up while also looking to regain his own senses. Malibu picks up the mic and addresses the duo, while the crowd is in a frenzy. MALIBU You two can look under every rock and in every corner, but you are not going to drag me or this company through the mud anymore. In fact, I'm going to let you guys a big tip...be ready for HeldDOWN~! this week, because we're going to continue this, and we're going to level the playing field. This week, the two of you are going to take on me, and my partner...BRUCE BLANK~! COLE Whoa! COACH What the...he can't do that? Can he? I mean...I'm lost. COLE We know, Coach, it's OK. "Getting Away With Murder" hits, as VICE walk up the ramp, angered at their failure to take Malibu out once and for all tonight. With that over with, Malibu now takes the time to work the crowd a bit, standing on the ropes and waving the crowd on as his music plays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 The arena goes dark as “God Of Thunder” hits, and the entryway lights up yellow, then fills up with yellow smoke. Emerging from the backstage area is ThunderKid. Laughs are heard from the sold out audience as TK is pushing out a wheelchair bound Abdullah Abir Nerdly. The leader of the Church of Abdullah is heavily bandaged and scowls at the fans who mock his pain. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a time limit of twenty minutes. Now making his way to the ring, being accompanied by COLONEL ABDULLAH ABIR NERDLY….he represents The Church of Abdullah….THUNDERKIIIIIDDDDDD! COACH This is a shame, a man of the lord bound to a wheelchair because of a godless witch Alix Maria Spezia. But, how brave is Abdullah to be out here and face his attacker? TK situates Abdullah beside the ring, and promises him a thorough and bloody victory. Abdullah painfully smiles at this guarantee. CUE:: Katy Perry-California Girls SNOOP DOGGGreetings loved ones Lets take a journey KATY PERRYCalifornia girls We're unforgettable Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin So hot Will melt your popsicle Oooooh Oh Oooooh California girls We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock West coast represent Now put your hands up Oooooh Oh Oooooh A bar with a neon lit sign that reads Alix slides onto an already crowded entrance stage. Serving up drinks to the patrons and wearing white booty shorts and a white tube top is the always bubbly Alix Maria Spezia! The most recognizable of her patrons is the OAOAST’s resident super hero Biffman! BUFFER And the opponent….being accompanied by BIFFMAN….she is The Hollywood Bad Girl, your hometown hero….ALIX MARIA SPEZIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Alix gets a gargantuan hometown cheer as she meerily skips down the entrance ramp arm and arm with Biffman. COLE Alix’s hometown crowd always happy to see her perform, and they’ll see fellow Californian and Alix’s girlfriend Krista Isadora Duncan defend the OAOAST World Heayweight Championship against Bohemoth. It should be interesting to see what kind of shape Bohemoth is in. DING DING DING ALIX Occasionally-sometimes-a lot of the time-pretty much always people have been talking- ABDULLAH Do not fall into her trap, my child! ALIX About you. THUNDERKID About me? ALIX About those tights. See, dude, in some circles, thunderbolts on the side of the pants indicated an affinity for a certain sexual act. ABDULLAH Do not listen to her! ALIX And this certain act is often performed on elder hairy men, sometimes known as bears. THUNDERKID What should I do? ALIX You can start by taking off those tights, and we’ll see where that leads us. ABDULLAH Do not take off your clothes, my child! This is a trick! THUNDERKID A trick?! ABDULLAH Yes, my child, a devious trick! ThunderKid grows angry at being subjected to Alix’s mischief. As such he fires off a leading right hand. But Alix grabs onto his arm and whips him into the ropes. Bouncing back he’s flung into the air by a back body drop! ALIX Woah! That looked fun! Me next! Alix runs at ThunderKid, expecting to sail through the air. But, the Green Bay native merely stabs her in the stomach with his boot. Next, he grabs onto her chocolate cloured hair and throws her face first into the corner posts. After turning around, her bare stomach is riddled with stomps from the former Heartland Champion. She’s brought to the center of the ring, and battered with several punches that back her into the ropes. TK then heads off the cables, but returns to a back body drop that sends him tumbling over the ropes! His body splatters in front of the red boots of Biffman. ABUDLLAH Stay away from him, infidel! Sportsmanlike to the last, Biffman backs away to give TK time to recover. ALIX I don’t know what to do next! Krista says when I’m at a loss I should get naked and something will come…usually its her! BIFFMAN Citizen Alix, you must stay on ThunderKid. ALIX Good idea! Alix runs forward and slides at TK. But the former Heartland Champion slides out the way, causing Alix to whiff entirely. She’s then thrown shoulder first into the steel barricade by her opponent. The nearby fans lean over the rail and offer her pats of encouragement. TK shoos them away, and grabs hold of Alix by her white tube top. She’s guided to the steel ring steps, and then finds her arm slammed into them. As she howls in agony, TK throws her back into the ring. After crawling back in himself, he hooks onto her leg for the pinfall…. ONE! Alix gets the shoulder off the canvas! This does not please ThunderKid, who angrily stomps at the arm he just bashed against the steel steps. “LET’S GO ALIX! LET’S GO ALIX! LET’S GO ALIX!” Alix’s hometown crowd chants. Fighting past the stomps, Alix manages to come to her feet. However, her arm is captured by TK. A brief struggle ensues between the two former US champions. TK wins out when he executes a single arm DDT. Clutching her wounded arm, Alix rolls beneath the ropes to the outside. COLE And that’s a smart move by Alix. COACH That’s about the only time you’d use the word smart to describe something Alix has done. TK gives chase, sliding underneath the ropes. He grabs hold Alix’s arm and yanks her off the black mats. Her arm is then driven into the top of the announce table. This draws applause from Colonel Abdullah Abir Nerdly. He continues to cheer as Alix is dumped back into the ring and pinned to the canvas…. ONE! TWO! Alix brings her shoulder off the canvas to the delight of her hometown audience. Much less enjoyable is the sight of TK fastening in an arm bar. Alix immediately screams in agony, feeling the ill effects of the hold. COACH You wanna talk about smart, Mikey? This is smart, wear down a body part and go for a submission. COLE Alix has never submitted in her life, and I doubt she’ll be doing so in her own hometown. The crowd and Biffman rally behind Alix, chanting her name and clapping their hands. Their cheers and encouragement work wonders, aiding Alix to her feet. But neither she nor they can go any further as TK nails her with a knee to her exposed stomach. Alix backs away to the ropes, doubled over in pain. As she remains vulnerable, TK takes off to the ropes. He comes back with a lariat, but Alix ducks low and lowers the ropes on him! Popping the sell out crowd, he tumbles straight to the outside. After landing on the thin mats, he grimaces in pain, and nurses a hurt back. ALIX YOUR GOD HAS FORSAKEN YOU!!!! With the her fellow Los Angelinos firmly behind her, Alix elevates herself onto the top rope. After TK comes back to his feet, she moonsaults onto him, pushing them both down to the canvas in a battered wreck. “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” the fans chant as both competitors lie hurt on the floor. Alix painstakingly comes to her feet, and brings TK to his. She forces him into the ring, while Abdullah hollers at him to stand up. As he struggles to move, Alix begins a climb to the top rope. But as he reaches the top, TK suddenly comes to life and arm drags her off the top rope! Alix lands with a thud on the canvas, allowing TK to crawl on top of her for a pin… ONE! TWO! NO! COLE Alix showing that incredible resiliency and fight that she’s known for. COACH But ThunderKid is showing that aggression and something has gotta give. TK darts to the ropes, and comes back into a dropsault from the former world champion! The fans let out a large cheer, failing to notice the amount of energy Alix had to exert to use the move. Both performers lie prone on the mat, weariness and exhaustion playing upon their faces. “LET’S GO ALIX! LET’S GO ALIX! LET’S GO ALIX!” the fans sing, led on by Biffman. TK is first to his feet, and waits for Alix to rise. When she does he charges at her with a lariat. But Alix ducks bellow the attack, and pops up to offer a lariat of her own. But, TK catches onto her arm and slams it down across his knee. The Hollywood Bad Girl jumps back in pain, as Abdullah cheers from his wheelchair. TK points to his injured leader, and then grabs onto Alix’s weakened arm. He prepares for a single arm DDT, but Alix counters with a school boy! ONE! TWO! Kickout! Alix brings TK to his feet, and attempts to whip him into the corner. But the Green Bay native reverses the hold, and Alix crashes back first into the turnbuckle posts. ThunderKid darts in after her, expecting to hit a corner splash. But the bubbly brunette slides out the way, causing her foe to smash against the posts. Alix tries to pull him away from the posts in a roll up, but the powerhouse rolls through and grabs onto an arm bar! The hold doesn’t remain for very long before Alix reaches out and takes hold of the bottom rope. COACH If that rope hadn’t been there, or Alix had been farther away, we’d be seeing the end of this match. TK grabs onto Alix’s hair and drags her off the canvas. She’s put inside a front facelock, and then driven back to the canvas with a vertical suplex. A pinfall then follows… ONE! Alix puts her foot on the ropes. But Abdullah Abir Nerdly knocks it off! TWO! Alix is forced to kickout the pinfall! Not wishing to let Abdullah’s treachery go unpunished Biffman goes to confront him. Abdullah kicks his wheelchair into overdrive and zips away with Biffman giving chase. Just as Biffman is about to get near Abudllah, ThunderKid slides through the bottom rope to kick the superhero in the head. Biffman slams against the guardrail, and is thrown under a world of pain. Abdullah sees a moment for revenge is at hand and orders TK to decimate the beloved good guy. Following orders, TK grabs onto Biffman and plants his skull into the thin mats with a Thunderbolt DDT! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” the fans hiss while Abdullah rejoices in his wheel chair. COACH Biffman ain’t have no reason to go after no cripple. You might as well as give Stephen Hawking a School’s Out if you’re gonna go down that route. COLE Biffman was just doing what’s right and honorable. Upon returning to the squared circle, TK is dragged into a small package by Alix! ONE! TWO! TK untangles himself from the pinfall. He quickly scrambles to his feet, only to get caught underneath the chin with leaping heel kick from the former world champion. Dazed and weakened, TK crawls against the corner posts ALIX All my pimps, and all my players, tell a bitch what time it is! “BOOTYTIME!” Alix’s firm round booty is on full display, as she hikes up her white booty shorts. A smile then slides across her face as she turns her back to her foe. Her muscular toned legs squat down, and her fine Latina ass backs into TK for a stink face! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans sing as she vigorously rubs her tush against TK’s face. COACH Dang, maybe I should get on Alix’s bad side to! Unable to control her exuberant energy, Alix keeps on with the ass parade… COACH Alix may be an idiot but she’s smart enough to know what I want to see! When TK rises Alix attempts to Irish whip him into the ropes. But he reverses it, and Alix is sent into the cables. At that point, Abudllah reaches out with his staff and swats her in the leg! Alix is staggered by the strike and falls right into a Thunderbolt DDT! COLE That little jerk! As the audience fills the arena with boos, TK hooks onto Alix’s legs for the pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Alix throws her shoulder off the canvas, and Abdullah is ENRAGED! He jumps out of his wheel chair, drawing shocked gasps from the audience. His wheel chair is kicked over as the crowd now boos his deceit. COLE That shady huckster! Abdullah leaps onto the ring apron with fire and fury burning on his face. His mouth widens and screams out curses, and insults at both referee and Alix. Suddenly amidst Abdullah’s ranting and raving there’s a large ovation as a figure emerges from the back….NATALIE PORTMAN COLE and COACH Double C isn’t the only one surprised by the world famous actress’ arrival, as Abdullah is far more shocked. His worry only increases ten fold when she yanks him clear off the apron. COLE We all saw what happened two weeks ago on Syndicated when Natalie Portman was Alix’s guest. Abdullah spews forth a wealth of insults at Miss Portman, his face contorting with manic rage. Natalie’s answer to his spirited speech is a punch to the jaw! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Natalie lays into Abdullah with a copius amount of trash talk. Though this may please the crowd, problems arise when Logan Mann rushes down the entrance ramp. Luckily, he’s cut down by a lariat from Biffman! COLE You can’t keep a good hero down! Meanwhile in the ring, Alix whips TK around with Confessions of a Kristaholic (sommersault neckbreaker)! The audience already begins to celebrate as Alix makes the pinfall… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!! DING DING DING “California Gurls” returns to the arena as the audience cheers with delight and glee BUFFER Your winner as a result of a pinfall….ALIX MARIA SPEZIAAAAAAA! Biffman helps Natalie into the ring, leaving behind a tearful Colonel Abdullah. COLE I guess the spiritual mastermind is headed back to the drawing board! Together with the victor Biffman and Natalie celebrate the hard fought triumph. They raise their arms and play to the now standing crowd over TK’s defeated body. COLE How about that, Coach? Natalie Portman of all people saving the day for Biffman and Alix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 COLE Up next, it's the battle for the World Tag Team Titles. And what was set to be a respect rematch promised now to be a battle for revenge, after what happened on HeldDOWN just a few short days ago.Backstage, we join Spencer Reiger, patiently waiting with a bunch of flowers hidden behind his back. Spencer looks troubled, but loosens up as Jade finally appears in the distance. She walks over, the look in her eyes not tipping Spencer off to the fact he's in trouble. SPENCER Phew. I've heard about treating them mean to keep them keen, but man. I've been waiting here forever! Listen, I got you these. Spencer hands over the flowers to Jade. JADE Oh. Good. They'll be useful for doing this. Grabbing the flowers, Jade proceeds to BEAT SPENCER REPEATEDLY WITH THE BOUQUET! Cut by surprise at the attack Spencer cowers and tries to cover up, as Jade wails away at him with the flowers. JADE HOW COULD YOU!? HOW COULD YOU!? SPENCER OW! OW, QUIT IT! As the flowers bend and break and lose all use as a weapon, Jade tosses them aside. JADE I can't believe I trusted you! SPENCER Whoa whoa, look, if this is about what I think it's about, I'm sorry! Colin got a hold of my phone, he went to Teddy... the whole thing's gotten out of my control! I'm sorry! I know you're mad. And I know it's going to be kinda embarrassing for a few weeks. For both of us. But it'll all blow over. Trust me. Besides, you were already thinking of signing for that OAOAST magazine shoot. And it's not like you've got anything to be ashamed of. It's not the end of the world. JADE Not the end of the world!? You're trying to sell a tape of us having sex! SPENCER Exactly, us. We're in this together, babe. And besides, this is going to be worth a ton of money. JADE ... SPENCER I mean, uhh, not that that matters, obviously, but it'll soften the blow. JADE Oh yeah? Let's see if it softens this blow, shall we?*SLAP!* JADE I really thought you were different. But it turns out everyone was right. You don't care about anybody but yourself... and, if you did, if you ever really did care about me... well, you've ruined that for good! SPENCER I do care about you! JADE Really? Prove it! SPENCER I would if I could! Look, if there was any way I could stop this whole thing from getting out there, I would, I honestly would, because I love you. MAYA Ohhhhh, really? Emerging from her secret hiding place, Maya strolls out, waving a phone at Spencer. It takes him a few seconds to clock it and another couple of seconds to realise the pink phone is actually his and not the teenage girl's. MAYA Interesting you should say that. By the way, nice work on the "see if it softens this blow" line Jade. Wittiest thing you've ever said. SPENCER Is that my phone? MAYA Nope. Mine. SPENCER That's my phone! Gimme back my phone! MAYA Oh... ohhhh! What a terrible mix-up! It seems I've accidentally managed to pick up the wrong pink phone. Possibly by going into the locker room and routing through the wrong bag, or bags to be more specific, if your buddy Colin is wondering why his clothes are strewn all over the floor. How unfortunate! But, wait! Isn't that video still on your phone? The one you'd absolutely stop from getting out if you could? SPENCER If you don't give me that phone back right now, I swear I'll... Just as Spencer starts to make a move on Maya, she WHISTLES and Shayne and Tyler burst out from seperate waiting places, stepping in front of her. SPENCER ...this is a set-up! You set me up! MAYA Like you're really in a position to be getting mad about that. Anyway hot stuff, you've got a choice to make. Because, unless you and your clueless putz of a tag team partner finally figured out how to burn a DVD, one of the most common activities of a normal person with a computer here in 2011... I'm guessing that your little video is still on this phone. SPENCER Oh no. MAYA Oh yes. So, what's it going to be? Are you going to delete it, prove how much this relationship really means to you? Or, are you going to keep the video, run off to Mister Moneybags and prove how much this relationship really means to you, ie. not a lot. Spencer looks at Jade, then the phone, panicking. Seeing his chance at riches and his relationship with his girlfriend both in jeopardy, he has to make a choice. SPENCER ...give me the phone. Now! MAYA Well, that was the wrong answer. Here. I hope the memories last a lifetime. Maya throws Spencer his phone and he catches it gratefully. With a big sigh of relief, he taps at the phone... and his face suddenly sinks. SPENCER ...where is it? MAYA What? SPENCER Where's the video? Where is it!? MAYA That? Oh, I already deleted it. Was I not supposed to? SPENCER NOOOOOOO! Spencer drops to his knees in despair, realising what he's just lost. SPENCER DO YOU REALISE HOW MUCH THAT WAS WORTH!? JADE More than me, apparantly! I hope you're happy! Able to take no more of this, Jade takes off crying. Shayne rushes off after her to check she's okay, leaving Tyler and Maya standing over Spencer. The Prodigy picks himself up, grief turning to anger as he points a finger at Maya. SPENCER You're going to pay for thi... Suddenly, Tyler grabs Spencer by the shirt and gets in his face! TYLER No! You're going to pay for this! SPENCER Get the hell off of me! Spencer pulls himself away from Tyler, left with a torn shirt to go with his broken dreams of money. Maya holds an uncharacteristically angry Tyler back from doing any more, as Spencer decides he should leave while he still can. SPENCER You just made a big mistake! I'm gonna have you! Assault, theft, criminal damage... and I'm gonna get my belts back Sunday as well! Just you wait! Maya calms Tyler down as Spencer leaves, and he goes off after Shayne and Jade as well. "The World Is Mine" by David Guetta hits and the LDC Moneygang make their way to the ring, green dollar symbols floating around them in an impressive light show. BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall and is for the OAOAST ONE AND ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Introducing first, the challengers... being accompanied to the ring by the OAOAST Women's Champion, LORELEI DECENZO! Representing THE ENTERPRISE... total combined weight, four hundred and twenty pounds... the team of SPENCER REEEIIGGGEERRR and COLIN MAGUIRE JUUNNIIIOOORRR... THE L D C MMMOOOOONNEEEEYYYYYYYGGAAAAAAAANNGG!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE As the challengers make their way to the ring, let's go backstage where Maggie Nerdly is standing by with the champs. At the interview backdrop backstage, D*LUX stand itching and ready to go, tag team titles over the shoulders of their red denim get-up. With them, Maya, who is busy psyching them up, as well as a very despondant Jade. MAGGIE Alright guys and gals, Tag Titles on the line in just a few moments. Jade, how are you feeling? JADE ...I... With Jade too sad to talk, Maya jumps in. MAYA You wanna know how we're feeling Maggie!? We're feeling ready to kick some serious BUTT! That's how we're feeling! Because Spencer Reiger did the absolute worst thing he could have possibly done. He invaded a pseudo-celebrity's privacy! But, more importantly, he made my sister sad. Really sad. I mean, ridiculously so. She's been sobbing almost non-stop for days. Just blubbing and blubbing and blubbing. Then, at one point, she got all mad and started going at photo albums with a pair of scissors. And I was like "who even keeps a photo album in 2011? Just put them on a memory card, takes up much less space". Then, she got into the freezer and ate a TON of ice cream. Like a walking cliché. In the end, I was like get dressed, get a grip and stop eating all my raspberry swirl. I'm a compassionate young woman, but even I can only take so much. Surprisingly, these details being brought up don't make Jade any happier. MAYA So tonight, you can forget about all that namby-pamby handshake stuff. Nuh uh. Tonight, we're doing it my way. And my way is the mean way! I've told Tyler and Shayne to take no prisoners! That mercy is for the weak! We're here to kick BUTT and chew bubblegum and we're all out of bubblegum! Actually, that's a lie, I have bubblegum. But they don't! And I'm not gonna share mine! Not until they kick Spencer and Colin's butts! Maya reaches into her pocket and pulls out her phone. MAYA And when they're done with you, I'm gonna take a little video of my own. Of you, crying like little babies. Just like this one I took of Jade. JADE HEY... MAYA C'mon guys, let's go! Maya leads D*LUX into battle, as poor Jade mopes sadly behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 The Moneygang watch on from the ring, Lorelei and Colin not looking too concerned but Spencer seeming a bit troubled.WELL ITS MIDNIGHT AND ITS COLDER PULL YOU CLOSER I CAN SEE THROUGH WHEN ITS SUNSHINE AND ITS SOLAR AND ITS OVER GUESS ITS ME AND YOU BLOOD. BY. SUN. LIGHT. BUFFER And, their opponents! Being accompanied to the ring by MAYA DUNCAN-BLANCHARD and JADE RODEZ-DUNCAN... at a total combined weight of three hundred and seventy nine pounds. They are the reigning and defending OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE and "TREMENDOUS" TYLER... D*LLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The champions make their way to the ring, high-fiving and hand slapping, but clearly with a focus. Jade shies away from any sort of attention and avoids any eye contact with Spencer. Unlike Maya, who is promising all sorts of gruesome punishment. COLE And thank goodness for Maya and her investigative streak, able to save her sister from more embarrassment at the hands of Spencer and The Enterprise. COACH Yeah, thank goodness we don't get to see Jade and Spencer going at it. That would have been terrible. THANKS MAYA! Glad I didn't already pre-order a copy of the DVD or nothin'. Lousy sneak. COLE *ahem* D*LUX slide in and Tyler tries to get at Spencer before the bell has even rung, having to be cooled down by his partner. Spencer backs off and goes outside, not willing to start the match. COLE I don't know what Spencer is looking so miserable about. He brought all this on himself! COACH C'mon. Doesn't a guy deserve a second chance? COLE He already got one second chance. And apparantly that one from Mr. Moneymaker was more important than his relationship with Jade. *DINGDINGDING* Colin starts the match off, with Shayne. On the apron, Spencer glances over at Jade, who can't even bear to look at him. "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" Shayne and Colin lockup and tussle for position. Colin has the power advantage and uses it to back Shayne into a corner. The referee calls for a clean break, but there's not much chance of that. Which Shayne is well aware of, ducking under Colin's attempted cheapshot and catching him with an overhand chop! And another one! Shayne then tries an irish whip, but it's reversed. Heading into the corner, Shayne takes evasive action, flipping himself over the turnbuckles and onto the ring apron. Shayne waves Colin on, then baseball slides back inside, under the ropes and through his legs! COLE Whoa! Off the ropes, Shayne continues to give Colin the runaround, ducking under an elbow and coming back with a flying forearm! Cover... 1... 2... No! Wringing the arm, Shayne makes a quick tag to Tyler. Tyler comes off the top with an axehandle to the arm and wrings it to maintain control. COLE We're seeing a different start to this match than the one at AngleMania. Both these teams more aggressive, more on the front foot. COACH And Spencer ain't gonna be holding back because of no girl. So things are gonna be different this time. Tyler attack Colin's arm with some shots, forcing CMJ down to one knee in pain, where he bars the arm. Looking for an escape, Colin reaches up and uses Tyler's hair to pull him into the ropes. MAYA Hey! Do you know how much that haircut cost!? Colin knees Tyler against the ropes, then shoots him off. Tyler hooks onto the ropes though, countering Colin's plans for a backdrop. Looking up, Colin sees Tyler at a stop and rushes at him in annoyance. But Tyler sidesteps and rolls Colin up... 1... 2... No! With another quick wring of the arm, Tyler regains control... for a matter of seconds, before Colin RAKES the eyes! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Colin knocks Tyler down from behind and makes the tag to Spencer. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE As if Spencer wasn't unpopular enough before all this, listen to that. COACH Getting on a dude for doing something wrong. Did Oprah's audience migrate over here or something? Spencer comes in and immediately puts the boots to Tyler, no sense of holding back tonight. With Tyler up against the bottom rope, Spencer uses it as a springboard to leap up and drop a knee across the back of the neck. Spencer drops a second knee, then presses down, forcing Tyler's face into the mat. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" The referee calls for a break with Reiger clinging onto the ropes. Spencer glares at the referee. He then yanks off one of the straps on his boot and angrily whips Tyler across the back of the head. COLE Spencer seems to be working out some frustrations here. COACH Can you blame him? He was onto a good thing a few days ago! Dude could have been a millionaire! Spencer argues with the referee as he pulls Tyler up, sending him into the ropes. Perhaps a little distracted, Reiger allows Tyler to baseball slide through the legs, then pop up and tag him with a right hand! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Tyler tees off on Spencer, backing him across the ring with punches. Shayne slaps him on the back to tag himself in, snapping Tyler out of his attack mode. Together, D*LUX whip Spencer into the ropes and give him a double backdrop... before meeting Colin coming in with a double dropkick! COLE The Champions alert there and look out! As Spencer and Colin roll outside, Shayne and Tyler both set themselves up for dives. They cross in the middle and launch themselves through the ropes on adjacent sides, WIPING THE MONEYGANG OUT WITH STEREO PLANCHAS!!!!! "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" Jade manages to enjoy this despite her sad state, clapping in approval as Shayne and Tyler fire up the crowd. COLE These two have really come into their own in 2011. We always knew Shayne and Tyler had the talent, but now they have the confidence and the momentum to be great champions. Spencer is tossed back in and Shayne heads for the top, taking flight again with a top rope crossbody! 1... 2... No! Quickly back up, Shayne connects with a Leg Lariat and covers again... 1... 2... No! SHAYNE COME ON! Backing into a corner, looking for a reprieve, Reiger is able to lure Shayne in and pulls him into the turnbuckle face-first. With Shayne staggered, Spencer then measures him, before scoring with a perfectly placed standing dropkick! COACH Ooh! Right in the mouth! Tag is made to Colin, with Shayne dazed. CMJ picks his spots, working Shayne over with some blows near the corner. An Irish uppercut knocks Shayne back into the turnbuckles, the only thing keeping Shayne up... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...as he's rocked with a knifedge chop. COLE Lorelei, looking on approvingly. She'd love more gold back in The Enterprise, as would Theodore Moneymaker. Whipped across the ring, Shayne hits the corner, then hits it again as a clothesline flings him back against it. Colin pulls Shayne out and hits a HARVARDPLEX, going for the pin... 1... 2... Kickout! The Moneygang tag again. Colin hooks Shayne up and puts him in a Boston Crab, while Spencer performs the easy task of riling up Tyler. With the referee forced to keep Tyler from coming in, Spencer is afforded all the time he needs to wait, measure Shayne up and make him suffer in the crab a few seconds longer, before he drops the big kneedrop! COLE Tyler is doing his partner absolutely no favours by trying to get in the ring. COACH Yeah, what's his problem anyway? Dude needs to calm down, gettin' all emotional over this. Spencer orders the referee back and covers Shayne casually... 1... 2... Kickout! Hammering away with some right hands, Spencer then slaps on a chinlock. "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" Shayne's corner rally behind him, the LA crowd right with them! Fighting to his feet, Showtime battles his way out with elbows to the ribs of the Prodigy. As Shayne goes to hit the ropes though, a handful of denim drags him back. And with Shayne going backwards, Spencer goes forwards, then comes off the ropes with a big clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... No! Pinning him down, Spencer stands on Shayne's face and RAKES him with the sole of his boot. Jade looks on in disgust, as Spencer sneers at the crowd. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Spencer tags out to Colin, holding Shayne wide open for a free shot before he leaves the ring. CMJ starts to mock Shayne, pushing him around and daring him to fight back. Which Shayne does, with an overhand shot! And another! Only for Colin to knock him down with an Irish uppercut. COACH The LDC are back in top form, Mikey Cole. What did I tell you, Spencer was being held back by a bit of skirt. It just wasn't natural. COLE "A bit of skirt", you say. COACH Yeah. The prude of the family, too. Did I mention that pre-order I had with Mister Moneymaker was non-refundable? Colin picks Shayne up and tosses him into dangerous territory. Right over to Spencer, who, with the ref tied up by Colin goading Tyler, wraps the TAG ROPE AROUND SHAYNE'S THROAT!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The complaints from Maya and Jade only serve to distract the referee more, doing Shayne no service at all. As Spencer lets Shayne go, he falls down. And even Lorelei gets in on the act SLAPPING SHAYNE! COLE Come on, ref! COACH I'm telling you man, LDC have got it together. This is the Moneygang of old again. COLE This is certainly VINTAGE LDC Moneygang tactics, that's for sure. Colin comes back over and gives Shayne a back suplex. Cover... 1... 2... NO! Colin makes the tag to Spencer. The LDC Moneygang double up on Shayne, hammering away on him. Before Colin suddenly breaks away, knocking Tyler off the apron! With Tyler down, the Moneygang see their chance and hook Shayne up, then drive him down with a DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER!! Spencer makes the cover, with no Tyler in sight! 1... 2... COLE That's it, new champions! NO!!! COLE Oh wow, that was close! COACH Super close! The belts are almost home, I can feel it! Jade and Maya breath sighs of relief, with Shayne still in it. Barely. Spencer drags him back up, tagging in Colin once more. COLE Another double team move, coming up. Whipped into the ropes, Shayne sees a double clothesline coming and manages to dive into the arms, causing Colin and Spencer to be thrown sideways and clock heads! COLE Countered though! And can Shayne make the tag? With the Moneygang dazed, Shayne makes another dive... ...AND TAGS TYLER! COLE YES HE CAN! Unfortunately for Tyler though, the referee doesn't see it, as Spencer commanders him the moment the tag was made! Tyler comes in firing, but the fire is soon put out, as he's forced to leave by the referee! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Haha! Brilliant! COLE I can't believe the referee is not going to allow that! As Tyler protests, Colin drags Shayne back out and gives him the FENWAYPLEX!! Once Tyler is back on the apron, the referee turns around and sees the pin! 1... 2... NO!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE So close again to new champions! Getting frustrated, Colin wails on Shayne with some right hands. As he goes to pick Shayne up though, he counters, surprising CMJ with a jawbreaker! JADE C'MON SHAYNE! Spencer sees his partner looking dazed and comes in to try and help. But his help winds up backfiring, as Shayne sidesteps his charge and the Moneygang collide! Spencer looks shocked, as Shayne catches him with a dropkick! And with both Moneygang members down again, Shayne makes the lunge once more, this time MAKING A LEGAL TAG TO TYLER!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Second time's the charm and here comes Tyler! The crowd go wild and so does Tyler, unloading on both Reiger and Maguire! He knocks both down with clotheslines and urges the Los Angeles fans on. But he takes his eye off the game a second too long, allowing Spencer to cut him off. COACH That didn't last long. COLE Got to pay attention when you're in there with the Moneygang. Spencer hammers away on Tyler, then whips him into the corner. As he follows in though, Reiger gets backdropped over the top. He manages to land safely on the apron though, just about. With Tyler still in the corner, Colin charges in. Tyler gets a boot up, as Spencer runs down the apron... but Tyler BLOCKS the Apron Enziguri and cracks SPENCER with an Enziguri of his own, knocking him off the apron to the floor!! "YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Turning his attentions, Tyler runs out of the corner with a YAKUZA KICK to Colin! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Delivering some right hands, Tyler then tries to whip Colin to the corner, but it's reversed. No problem for Tyler, who leaps to the top rope and... gives Colin the Auburn Hills Fakeout! LORELEI TURN AROUND! With Colin falsely thinking he's safe, Tyler readjusts on the top and comes off with a Missile Dropkick! Cover again... 1... 2... NO! COLE The pace is picking up here! What a match for the World Tag Team Titles! Tyler calls Shayne back in, ready for some patented double-team D*LUX to try and finish Colin off. They whip Colin to the ropes. But, he doesn't come back, as Spencer hooks his feet and he hooks the ropes! D*LUX are caught off guard and try to adjust. But as they charge forward, Colin cuts Tyler off with a SPEAR, while Spencer blocks Shayne's attempted dive with an ENZIGURI IN THE ROPES!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE WOW! Colin wraps Tyler up, eager to steal a quick one! 1... 2... NO!! COLE Back and forth, momentum swinging here between these two great young teams. Colin drags Tyler back to his feet and hooks him for the Fenwayplex, but Tyler rolls forward and throws CMJ off. Tyler runs at Colin in the corner, thrown up with a backdrop attempt. Tyler manages to hook the top rope and come back down safely, hooking his feet around Colin's head. But Colin counters back, throwing Tyler up again and catching him with a kick in the ribs on the way down! With Tyler hurt, Colin then goes for the D-STREET CUTTER... NO! Tyler hooks the ropes! COLE Ooh! Quick thinking from Tyler and the back of Colin's head bounced off that mat hard! As Colin picks himself up, Tyler gives Colin a variation of his own move, slamming him back down with a Phantom Neckbreaker! Cover by Tyler... 1... 2... NO! Sensing victory, Tyler picks Colin straight back up and lifts him for the TKO! COACH NO NO NO! Spencer is alert to the danger though. He grabs Colin's leg, pulling him to safety... before taking aim and catching Tyler off balance with the NEW YORK KNOCKOUT! Reiger pushes Colin outside and makes the pin on Tyler! COACH YES YES YES! 1... 2... KICKOUT! Spencer urges, almost pleads, the referee to count faster in frustration. "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" Calling for the finish, Spencer sets Tyler up, looking to check his Reiger Counter. But Tyler counters, able to free his arms and lift Spencer up for the TKO... NO! Spencer slips free and gives Tyler a shove in the back, SENDING HIM INTO THE REFEREE!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE Wait a second. That... that looked deliberate to me! COACH You're seeing things. Spencer's a changed man. COLE No he's not! COACH Oh, yeah, I forgot. As Tyler and Maya try to check on the referee, Lorelei leaps into action. Knocking down the timekeeper, she commandeers the tag title belts and throws one in to Spencer! COLE Oh come on! Not this again! COACH Yes, do it! Screw your conscience, the bitch is gone! Spencer picks up the belt... and only needs a couple of seconds to think about it this time, before preparing to WAFFLE Tyler... ...BUT CAN'T! Not due to a pang of conscience, but because JADE has GRABBED THE BELT!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" SPENCER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOI... *SLAP~!* "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Able to take no more, Jade leaps into the ring and HITS HIM WITH THE SWEET DREAMS SLEEPER DROP, THEN STARTS TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SPENCER!!! COACH AAAHHHHHH!!! COLE YEAH~! GET HIM GIRLFRIEND!! Jade slaps and paws at poor Spencer, the LA crowd going wild for this very violent domestic situation. However, help is at hand for Spencer. Lorelei drags Jade off of him by the hair... *SLAP!* ...and puts her down with a slap! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Before Lorelei can look too smug however, Maya runs in and TACKLES her down, leading to a vicious CATFIGHT between the two!!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COACH OH SHIT THESE BITCHES IS CRAZY!!!!!! Coming away with strands of hair and scraps of clothing, Maya and Lorelei untangle themselves and get back up. But Jade is up as well and the Duncan sisters link hands, to send the Women's Champion up and over the top with a double clothesline!! COLE This is CHAOS! As the Duncan girls stand tall, behind them Spencer stands... *SMACK!* ...AND WALKS INTO A SUPERKICK FROM TYLER!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Tyler makes the cover, as second referee Charles Robinson sprints down and dives in to make the count! 1... 2... NO!!!! COLE NO! NO! HE KICKED OUT! COACH Ohh, I feel light-headed... Tyler looks despaired, but tires to shake it off, as Spencer tries to climb back up. Taking aim, Tyler gets a run-up and swings with the SHINING ENZIGURI... ...DUCKED! Tyler misses the kick and Spencer grabs him by the tights, rolling him up... ...but Tyler rolls right through and hits ANOTHER SUPERKICK!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COACH OH! The kick rocks Spencer back to his feet, allowing Tyler to pick him up on his shoulders... AND HIT THE IDOLISER!!!! COLE That's got to do it, surely! Cover by Tyler... 1... 2... 3!!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COLE YES! D*LUX RETAIN! *DINGDINGDING!* Jade and Maya jump back in, as does Shayne, having held Colin back from making the save. Shayne and Tyler embrace, part celebration and part relief, as the Duncan girls collect the belts. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match... and STILL OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE and "TREMENDOUS" TYLER... D*LLLLLLLUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" A beaten Spencer rolls outside, getting a goodbye kick in the ass from Maya on his way out. Lorelei and Colin are there to catch him and drag him to the back, Lorelei swearing vengeance as Maya and Jade look on with satisfaction. And behind them, Shayne and Tyler raise the Tag Team Titles aloft in victory. COLE A little bit of sweet revenge for the Duncans and for D*LUX, here at School's Out! And they remain your World Tag Team Champions! What a match! COACH It was four on three Cole, what do you expect? COLE As far as I'm concerned, Spencer had that ass kicking coming. COACH Yeah well, as far as I'm concerned, that's some footage of Jade on top of Spencer that he'll never want to see again! The D*LUX camp celebrate their win, hugs all round from the foursome, having got their sweet revenge.Sunday, June 26 THE GREAT ANGLE BASH Live only on pay-per-view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE You know what that means! BUFFER Featuring the returning, world reknowned, first lady of California, it is for the OAOAST HEAVYWEIGHT... CHAMPIONSHIP... OF THE WORLD! ARE YOU READY!? "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER Los Angeles, California... ARE... YOU... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEADY!?! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER For the thousands in attendance... and the millions, watching around the world... LLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRREEEEEAAAADDYYYYY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!*SREEECH* "Where Would You Rather Be" powers through the arena and to a chorus of boos, the challenger emerges. Flexing and torquing his massive muscles, Bohemoth stops and looks out at the crowd. Defiant in the face of the enemy crowd, Bohemoth flexes his biceps BUFFER Introducing first at this time, the challenger. Hailing from Greenville, South Carolina! He weighs in tonight at two hundred, eighty four and three quarter pounds! Ladies and gentlemen, this is "THE EPITOME OF MASCULINITY"... BOOOOOOOOOOOO - HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHHH!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Bohemoth jobs up the ring steps and enters, head held high. Climbing the turnbuckles, he points his thumbs to his massive chest, screaming "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!" and showing off his biceps once again. COLE Bohemoth has been on a destructive path over the past few weeks, determined to no longer be, as he percieves it, overlooked in the OAOAST. Bohemoth has won Lethal Rumbles. He's main evented AngleMania. He is one of the most dominant and recognisable forces in the entire OAOAST. But, as yet, he has never been the World Heavyweight Champion. And in his mind, that is holding him back from being the face of this company. COACH Well he's got a point. Whoever has the belt is de-facto number one. If Bo wants to be the star he deserves to be, or that he thinks he deserves to be, then he's got to be the champ. And just imagine, if he comes in to Los Angeles, Krista's hometown, the place where all eyes are and he beats Krista for the title. Imagine what that'll do for him!Give me those bright lights, long nights High rise, over time Give me them bright lights, long nights Party till the sun is rising High rise, over time Working till the moon is shining Hot guys, fly girls Never thought I'd say I feel on top of the world I feel on top of the world Hey"YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" A GIANT cheer goes up as "On Top Of The World" hits, practically drowning the music out. A line of dancers in open blazers and short skirts jog out and shake their stuff, before stepping aside for the main attraction, the head pupil, the class president, the very definition of miss popularity, the World Champion, Krista Isadora Duncan! Krista carries the title over her shoulder, dressed as your typical schoolgirl. Except, it's Krista, so she's far from 'typical' in any way. BUFFER And now introducing, the opponent! Hailing from the unofficial capital of the UNIVERSE, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA!! She is a New York Times best selling author... a reality TV star... the founder of the FIT with KID line of exercise videos... a member of the Hollywood Walk Of Fame... the most desirable woman in Hollywood... a champion unparalled in the history of the OAOAST... and the reigning, defending, OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... LA, give it up for your own KRISTA... IIIISSSSSAAADDOOOOOORRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA... DDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!!!!!!! "YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Krista seems unphased by the GIGANTIC reaction, all in a day's work for her. Strolling to the ring, Krista pulls herself up onto the apron and hangs herself upside down, blowing a kiss to the camera. Swinging herself inside, Krista takes off her blazer and pulls out her pigtails. Swinging her hair around like a shampoo commercial, she gives an alluring look to her challenger. And when he stares back blankly, she facepalms and shakes her head. COLE Krista, trying to get into Bo's head. The master of mind games. COACH And the master of looking smoking hot and sexable! Bo's gonna have a tough time keeping his mind on business. And not just because these people are so loud. "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" Referee Charles Robinson goes through the formalities and holds up the belt for the cameras, before checking both Krista and Bohemoth are ready to go. *DINGDINGDING* Before the match can begin, Krista decides she's not finished disrobing just yet. KRISTA Hey! Look at my breasts, you assexual bonehead! COACH WAHOO! Not impressed, Bohemoth takes Krista's shirt and tosses it aside. KRISTA Oh you are just hopeless. Even my daughters show more enthusiasm when I remove my top in public. No, this just won't do at all. Annoyed, Krista retrieves her shirt and puts it back on. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" KRISTA See? Now you've ruined it for everyone. Well done. "BO SUCKS!" "BO SUCKS!" "BO SUCKS!" "BO SUCKS!" COACH BO SUCKS! BO SUCKS! BO... COLE Uhh, Coach? COACH HE TOOK AWAY THE TITTIES! Shirt back on, Krista decides to try and lock up with Bohemoth. No problem at all, Bohemoth casually throws Krista off of him. Krista tries again, but again gets thrown backwards, completely outmatches for strength. Rolling to her feet, Krista decides something is wrong and strips back down to her bra! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Krista locks up with Bohemoth again... and this time, manages to put up a fight! COACH Oh crap, it worked! Trying to provide a distraction, Krista jiggles a little, giving Bohemoth a tempting view right under his nose. But Bohemoth refuses to be distracted and sends Krista flying back across the ring! KRISTA Right, it's no use, this is going to have to come off too. To the excitement of the crowd Krista reaches back and starts to unhook her bra... but gets levelled with a CLOTHESLINE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" COACH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Cover by Bohemoth... 1... 2... No! Bo picks Krista back up, unconcerned by the games and the distractions, backing Krista into the corner and pounding her with a forearm smash! And another one! Bo then ducks down, driving his shoulder into the midsection of the World Champion. Repeatedly! COLE Bohemoth is focused. He's waiting a long time for this opportunity and he's going to left nothing distract from his goal of becoming World Champion! COACH Well, he's in enemy territory and he ain't made any friends so far. But that ain't what Bo's about anymore. I like that. It's just... I like other things more. Like boobs. With Krista weakened in the corner, Bohemoth backs off. He waits for Krista to prop herself up against the turnbuckles, before charging in and delivering another clothesline! Bo's massive arm knocks the wind out of Krista's chest and she collapses, right at Bo's feet. Bohemoth shows no compassion and steps on Krista's back, squishing her like a bug beneath his boot. "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" Miss California's hometown fans don't need much excuse to get behind her (literally or figuratively), but sense she needs help. Dragged to her feet, Krista is aimed off towards the opposite corner and flung across. Krista floats up and out of the corner though and Bohemoth runs himself in chest first! "YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" As Bo turns around, Krista is waiting with a kick to the quadracep. And another. Bohemoth hobbles a little and reaches out, palming Krista away so she can do no more damage. But Krista rolls through and comes back at Bo with a low dropkick to the knee! COLE Smart move, try and get this giant down to size! With Bohemoth hobbled, Krista comes off the ropes... and gets caught with a SIDESLAM! Cover... 1... 2... NO! COLE But there's the power of Bohemoth, on display. Krista rolls away, trying to get outside. Bohemoth stops her by the ropes and stands on her throat! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" Bohemoth breaks and backs away, leaving Krista spluttering. Walking across the ring, Bohemoth gathers up Krista's discarded white shirt and WRAPS IT AROUND HER NECK! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" Bo lets go just in time to avoid disqualification. Showing his contempt for the official, Bohemoth wipes his armpits with the shirt and tosses it in Robinson's face! COLE Well, that was uncalled for. Picking Krista back up, Bohemoth sends her to the ropes. A simple shoulder tackle requires little effort, but does plenty of damage, Krista thrown down like she just ran into a brick wall. Bohemoth remains casual, placing a foot on Krista's considerable chest and demanding the referee count. 1... 2... No! "C'MON KRISTA!" Hearing the shouts of one particularly loud fan, Bohemoth decides to stick it to them, giving Krista a hard forearm across the back that has her wilting back to the mat. BOHEMOTH C'MON KRISTA! The mocking from Bohemoth doesn't help, Krista determined to get back up but being sent right back down with another forearm blow. Bohemoth then gives Krista a vertical suplex and goes for a pin... 1... 2... Kickout! Bohemoth is in full control, scooping Krista up and giving her a bodyslam. BOHEMOTH IT'S ALL ABOUT ME! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE This LA crowd certainly not agreeing. But, right now, this match is all Bohemoth. Bohemoth hits the ropes... but misses with an elbow! COLE Well... it was. Both champion and challenger get back up. Bohemoth swings with a wild right, which is ducked. Krista goes back to the legs with a kick, then tries an irish whip, which is easily reversed. Coming back off the ropes, Krista leapfrogs over as Bohemoth ducks his head, leaving The Beast confused. And as he turns around, Krista meets him with a spinning heel under the jaw! COLE Ooh, that one rocked the bigman! Bohemoth falls back against the ropes, pushing him back into a quick boot from Krista. Running past, Krista then springs off the middle rope behind Bohemoth and twists back into a bulldog! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" COLE Nicely done! COACH Nicely done? Is that the best compliment you can give? Krista's gonna be pissed if she hears about that. Staggering back to his feet, Bohemoth reaches out and catches the on-running champion at the side, but Krista swings around into a headscissors takedown! Cover by Krista... 1... 2... Bo POWERS out! A little off-put by the ease at which Bohemoth kicked out, Krista steps it up and unloads with some kicks across Bohemoth's back and shoulder as he tries to get up. She then hits the ropes, but runs right back into an out-stretched hand gripping her by the throat! COLE Uh oh. Sneering at Krista in his clutches, Bohemoth raises her up for the Chokeslam... ...but Krista does a BACKFLIP and escapes! Bohemoth looks stunned for a second, then tries to take her out with a clothesline. Krista ducks under and rolls Bo up! 1... 2... No! Bohemoth tries again with the clothesline, but this time Krista lowers the rope and sends him over the top! COLE A real battle of power against speed now. And here goes Krista looking to use her speed! Running across, Krista flings herself over the top WITH A CORKSCREW DIVE TO THE FLOOR!!!!! "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" Krista rewards the crowd for chanting her name by bending over to pick Bohemoth up and lingering for a couple of seconds, a perfect photo opportunity. COACH See, why can't her daughter be more open minded? Throwing Bohemoth back inside, Krista goes to the top. She gets her footing and flings herself at Bohemoth once more... ...but gets CAUGHT! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Carrying her with ease, Bohemoth walks over and throws Krista throat-first across the top rope! Krista is snapped back and staggers out, into the path of a YAKUZA KICK from her mammoth challenger!! COACH Foot to the FACE, dayyum! Bohemoth hooks the leg... 1... 2... NO! Bohemoth drags Krista back up by the hair, the LA idol getting some rough treatment and looking worse for wear at this point. Bo scoops her up, throwing Krista over his shoulder. He waves the referee out of the way, preparing a run-up for the powerslam... but Krista slips down the back! Bohemoth slows to a halt and turns around, getting caught for the side effect. But Krista isn't strong enough to get Bo up and the bigman easily elbows his way free. Shaking it off, Krista draws on some inner strength and whacks Bohemoth in the chest with a Hebrew Hammer. But Bohemoth just stops and looks at her, as if to wonder what she was thinking. COLE It's going to take a hell of a lot of those to chop this redwood down! Krista tries again with the hammer, her arms practically bouncing off of Bohemoth's rock hard chest as they connect. Slapping the mat, Krista delivers a third Hebrew Hammer. Bohemoth responds by looking down and BOUNCING HIS PECS defiantly! KRISTA Alright. Alright. As you can probably tell, I'm kind of exhausted right now, so you'll forgive me for not 'oohing' and 'aahing' at your little show. Anyway, let me try. Cupping her voluptuous breasts, Krista looks down with deep concentration and BOUNCES HER 'PECS' AT BOHEMOTH! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Look at 'em dance! Not amused by this show, Bohemoth tries to get back to the action and takes aim at Krista's head. Krista ducks again though and kicks Bo in the knee! Bo goes down and Krista grabs his head, ramming it between her breasts and MOTORBOATING HIM!!!! Bohemoth emerges from his trip to wonderland, understandably shaken up. Krista takes advantage with a quick boot and the twist of fate! COLE Life In The Fab Lane! Cover by Krista... 1... 2... NO! Krista pops right back up and unleashes the BOOTY SHAKING MOONSAULT!! 1... 2... NO!! COLE Only two. But Krista is putting on a show like no other, as we've come to expect from the OAOAST World Champion, here in her hometown! Feeling good about things once more, Krista takes a look around the roaring LA crowd. Drawing on the energy, she waves Bohemoth back up. And clasping her hands together, she takes one more big swing and drops the HAMMER... NO! Bohemoth blocks the Hammer and knees Krista in the gut! As Krista stumbles around, Bohemoth grasps her and hits the CHOKESLAM! COACH That'll stop the show! Cover by Bohemoth... 1... 2... NO! Bohemoth hounds the referee, ranting and raving at him for a slow count! COLE This guy is unstable, I'm telling you. COACH Yeah. Which spells bad things for Krista's chances of leaving her as champion. Bohemoth tires of intimidating the referee and grabs Krista. By the hair, he hauls her up, smacking her across the chest with a forearm. Krista bows, but grits her teeth through the pain. KRISTA More. Confused by this request, Bohemoth hits her again. KRISTAMORE. HARDER. Not quite sure what to make of this sudden masochistic streak in his opponent, Bohemoth hesitates. Eventually, he obliges though. Krista is knocked off her feet, but crawls back up, SMILING. KRISTA Oh yeah. You know I like it rough. Give it to me! Now Bohemoth just looks creeped out. And he doesn't know what to do. So, he punches her in the face. KRISTANngghh that felt good! Come on! Hit me! Bite me! Pull my hair! Bohemoth instinctively grabs Krista by the hair... ...and she swats him away, then springs up and catches him with a BICYCLE KICK!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Krista with... a little page out of the Malaysia playbook!? Maybe she learnt something from being locked in that Dungeon Match! COACH I think we all learnt something from that Dungeon Match, dude. With Bohemoth staggered, Krista runs up behind with a chopblock! Bohemoth's knee gives way and he falls down onto his ass. Allowing Krista to take aim and catch him with a running knee to the face! Cover... 1... 2... NO! COLE Not enough. But Krista has turned this match around! COACH See, this is the problem with Krista. It ain't just power versus speed. It's speed and cunning. Evil cunning. Krista lays in wait for Bohemoth and goes for KIDOLOGY... ...NO! Bohemoth CATCHES HER and does a DEADLIFT SQUAT with Krista in his arms! Krista is understandably shocked, as Bo tosses her up and turns it into a FRONT SPINEBUSTER!!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE OH! BOHEMOTH COUNTERED IT, INTO A SPINEBUSTER! The Los Angeles crowd scream and shout, deeply worried, as Bohemoth shakes it out and covers the lifeless Krista... 1... 2... KICKOUT!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" BOHEMOTH WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Furious, Bohemoth hounds referee Robinson, all the way into the corner! Robinson threatens to disqualify Bohemoth if he lays a finger on him, the only thing saving him from a mauling. Bohemoth is bright red with rage and runs his hands over his head, screaming out in anger. COLE Bohemoth is apoplectic! COACH Yeah! He's also pissed! Suddenly, Bohemoth turns his rage onto Krista. And he drags her up one last time. Bohemoth looks out at the crowd with crazy eyes, as he prepares to put Krista away. Then, he scoops Krista into his arms. COACH Here we go! Screams again ring around the arena, as Krista is carried around, showing few signs of life. Bohemoth parades her around, picking his spot, before finally swinging her out... ...and around... ...too far around! Krista manages to swing around Bohemoth's arm like a pole and catches him with a surprise CRUCIFIX OUT OF NOWHERE... 1... 2... 3!!!!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" BOHEMOTH COLE YES! YES! SHE DID IT! *DINGDINGDING* Bohemoth sits up in SHOCK, as Krista escapes the ring while she still can! The Los Angeles crowd jump up and down in pure joy, as Krista lays sprawled out on the outside, exhausted. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of this contest... and STILL the OAOAST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA'S OWN... KKRRRIIIIIISSSSSSTTAAAAA... IIIISSSSAAAADDOOORRRAAAAAA... DDUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNCCAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Bohemoth looks like he is going to EXPLODE! Robinson hands Krista her title and helps her to her feet, Krista happy to take her celebration safely away from the ring. FIREWORKS go off in the rafters to celebrate the victory and Alix, Jade and Maya all come out to congratulate Krista. While in the ring, Bohemoth continues to sit, statuesque, jaw on the floor. COLE It's party time in Los Angeles! Krista is still the World Champion! And what a great night, a great homecoming, it's been for the Duncan clan here at School's Out! But Bohemoth is stunned at what's just happened. He got caught, by surprise... and I don't think it's sunk in yet. COACH I don't know if it has, but if it hasn't, I sure don't wanna be around when it does! The Duncan family celebrate on the stage to the delight of the crowd, Krista with one eye on the raging monster in the ring as the party goes on around her.© 2011 OAOAST Entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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