Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 TV 14 L, VPRESENTED IN OAOASTHD* DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA *Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid's shock and delight. The following song is set to the tune of Audioslave’s “Like A Stone” We go into a dingy basement converted into a bed room to find a band consisting of Tony Tourettes on lead vocals and guitar, MEL on bass and MARV on drums. TONY TOURETTES On a boring afternoon In a basement full of McDonalds bags By a Playsation I confess I was lost in the pages of a magazine full of boobs reading how Malaysia likes it rough And if you’re good she’ll use the strapon Anywhere she wants it to go MARV In Your Parents’ Basement I long to be Cleaning up the semen stains I’ll wait for you there While you get stoned, I’ll wait for you there alone TONY On your bed I pray to Abdullah Abird like a pagan to anyone who will take my virginity And the prostitutes stole my money so long ago My face was bruised My nose was bled and there these whores led me on MEL In Your Parents’ Basement I long to be Cleaning up the semen stains I’ll wait for you there While you get stoned, I’ll wait for you there alone TONY And on and on I masturbated until the porn was finished and I sat in regret of all the porn I’ve downloaded For all the giga bytes I’ve used And all the times I spanked I never downloaded any Nina Hartley videos We cut to the arena where fireworks explode around the basement set and the audience roars with anticipatory delight for the upcoming event. Dressed in blue polo shirts, Double C sits behind Sofa Central. The announce table features soda, popcorn, potato chips and a number of other stacks. COACH We eatin good tonight, brehs! COLE Welcome to the inaugural OAOAST In Your Parents' Basement! We are live from Raleigh, North Carolina! On a beautiful spring night there will be a bitter end to the rivalry between Krista Isadora Duncan and Leon Rodez and a fantastic end to one lucky fan's virginity! Also on the card we'll see the largest man in the OAOAST Bohemoth take on former world champion Alix Maria Spezia in a number one contender match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. COACH Bohemoth is hungry for that title, Mikey, and he's ready to eat Alix up to get it. COLE But first we begin with six person tag action! Our view switches to that of Michael Buffer standing inside a blue spotlight. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen the following opening contest is a six person tag scheduled for one fall with a time limit of thirty minutes! As Velvet Revolver’s “Slither” rocks into the arena a giant snake’s head with flaming eyes rests on the entrance stage. Entering through its frightful fanged mouth are The Orange County Cobras and Molly Nerdly. Molly films The Cobras on her trusty camera while the purposeful duo march to the ring. BUFFER Introducing first from Orange County, California, they are accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY….THE HANDSOME HUSTLER NED BLANCHARD….BOX OFFICE SIMON SINGLETON…THE ORANGE COUNTY COBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS! Molly films an intense strategy session between the former tag team champions. COLE The Orange County Cobras have a lot of unfinished business stemming from Anglemania with Piercey D, and J.Riggs. But more importantly they’ve got to watch Maya’s back here in Raleigh at the In Your Parents’ Basement innagural show.You make me Feel like I'm living a Teenage Dream The way you turn me on I can't sleep Let's runaway And don't ever look back Don't ever look back My heart stops When you look at me Just one touch Now baby I believe This is real So take a chance And don't ever look back Don't ever look back A gigantic eruption of cheers goes up from the stands as a blue neon lit sign that reads Maya with white pyro sparklers lowers from the ceiling. Holding a shimmering white baton, the youngest Duncan girl leaps through the first A. She spins and whirls her baton before chucking it into the air. A graceful twirl precedes the baton coming down neatly in her hand. After bowing to the impressed fans, Maya skips to the ring. BUFFER And their partner…from Los Angeles, California, she is the 2010 Queen Of The Ring…..THE ANGELIC HELLRAISER…MAYA DUNCAN-BLANCHAAAAARRRRDDDDD! Maya enters the ring and has hugs for Simon and Molly and a kiss on the cheek for her father. COLE For the first time ever in OAOAST history it will be father teaming up with daughter. COACH That might worry a good parent, seeing their daughter get hurt, but Ned is a deadbeat dad so he won’t care. COLE Stop it. “Californiacation” lowers the mood considerably as the self proclaimed “most feared man in Orange County” struts onto the entrance stage. He angrily slams off his black beanie, a prelude to his storming down the entrance ramp. BUFFER And their opponents, first, from Huntington Beach, California, he is JAMES RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSS! Riggs stops short of entering the ring and approaching hostile foes. Instead he lingers at the bottom of the ramp, pointing to basement like entrance stage. ::CUE:: Enrique Igleasias-TonightHere's the situation Been to every nation Nobody's ever made me feel the way that you do You know my motivation Given my reputation Please excuse I don't mean to be rude But tonight I'm fucking you Pierce and Amberlyn stroll down the steps and enter into the basement scene with cocky grins splitting their faces. Pierce wears black tights in which on the left leg is a girl in a bikini pointing a gun into the air. On the right leg is a sparkling red lip with sparkling blood dripping down it. Amberlyn for her part, wear a tiny white bikini top and black booty shorts. The two Duncans parade down the entrance ramp as if they were headed into the hottest club in town. BUFFER And his partners from Los Angeles, California, THE RESULT PIERCE DUNCAN…AND AMBERLYN DUNCCAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE It’s a family affair and a California affair, every competitor in this match from the Golden State. DING DING DING PIERCE You don’t want none of this, Singleton! This is as real as it gets! This is one hundred percent machine! Simon apparently wants a piece of the machine and slugs him in the jaw. PIERCE OWWWWWW! BOSS grabs onto Piercey’s D’s wrist and hurls him into the ropes nearest his team. Sensing that his partner is already in danger, Riggs makes a quick tag. The Result bails out the ring to attend to his sore jaw, while J.Riggs enters the ring. COLE Two natives of Orange County squaring off. Riggs invites Singleton into a lockup, which is an invitation the Cobra is eager to accept. But when he raises his hands, he’s stabbed in the stomach by J.Riggs’ black boot. The Huntington Beach native snaps a knife edge chop against Singleton’s chest, and then clubs him in the back. He grabs onto the side of BOSS’ head and snapmares him over, leaving him in a sitting position. From there Riggs backs into the ropes, returning to punt Singleton in the back. The former tag team champion falls onto his side, and this motivates Riggs to try a pinfall attempt… ONE! Singleton pops his shoulder off the canvas well before the three. He’s brought to his feet and shoved into a neutral corner. There Riggs assails him with overhand rights until eighty five year old referee Clem Buzzlefoxer warns him over closed fists. Unable to punch Singleton any further, Riggs shoots him across the ring into the opposite corner. He follows after his foe, but BOSS roars to life with a lariat that takes him off his feet! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Singleton hooks Riggs’ legs for a pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Kickout! Singleton rolls to his feet and heads into his corner to tag The Handsome Hustler into the contest. COLE How do you think Ned feels teaming up with his daughter for the first time? COACH He probably feels old. Blanchard slams a pair of rights into Rigg’s jaw before whipping him into the ropes. At this point, The Result feels a little more bold and applies the blind tag. Riggs returns to Blanchard with a lariat, that’s easily avoided. What’s not avoided is the boot to the chest from Piercey D! The Result grabs Blanchard into a gorillia press and foists him high into the air. COACH Look at the strength from the Billabong Gorilla! Could Krista do that? I think not! Finally, Pierce drops Blanchard behind him, landing the Cobra on his handsome face. PIERCE AWW YEAH~! “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” Amberlyn tries to silence the audience, before they can do permanent damage to her brother’s ego. PIERCE If I sucked, could I do this? Pierce climbs onto the top rope, much to Riggs and Amberlyn’s displeasure. AMBERLYN You don’t have to prove yourself to these morons! PIERCE No one drops a diss on The Result! Especially not no tobacco chewing, sister humping, NASCAR loving, sacks of crap! The Golden Jew flies off the top turnbuckle with a body splash! But as he nears his landing point, his rival moves out the way! As such Piercey D crashes right onto the IYPB logo! AMBERLYN Eek! Blanchard rolls to his corner and applies the tag with his daughter! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Amberlyn has absolutely no desire to enter the ring and decides that her prostate is acting up. Yes, that’s what she says. COLE Would it hurt her to watch House or something? With Amberlyn refusing to enter the ring, Pierce is left to be abused Maya. She reaches into her shorts pocket and pulls out a mini roman candle and a lighter. With the referee distracted by Amberlyn, Maya is free to light her candle. Before it goes off she stuffs it down a konked out Pierce’s pants. She then stands back and waits for the fireworks to begin.BOOOOOM! ZZZZZZAT! BOOOOOM! ZZZZZZAT! PIERCE YE-OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! COLE It’s the forth of July in Piercey D’s pants! COACH She’s trying to explode the Righteous Juicehead’s righteous head! Considering that her brother is about to be blown to pieces should Maya pull out any other fireworks, Amberlyn is given no choice but to enter the ring. AMBERLYN Look, lets just wrestle a clean fair match, okay? MAYA Oooooooooooookaaaaaaay. AMBERLYN Great. Amberlyn goes to engage Maya in a lock up, but instead of playing fair she shoots her foot out at Maya’s stomach. But The Angelic Hellraiser catches hold of her foot. MAYA Maya takes hold of Amberlyn’s leg and throws her backwards with a devastating capture suplex! Amberlyn lands hard on the canvas, but quickly scrambles to her feet to make a hasty escape. But before she can leave the ring, Maya clamps down on her with a rear waistlock. AMBERLYN Let go! MAYA Are you sure you want me to do that? AMBERLYN Yes, I’m sure! Let go! Maya lets go of Amberlyn…by German suplexing her across the ring! Amberlyn lands on her neck and immediately screams in a mixture of agony and anger. MAYA You’re the one who told me to let go. Maya strolls over to Amberlyn, and grabs onto her reddish brown hair upon reaching her. She begins to pull her to feet, but Amberlyn slugs her in the stomach to break her grip. With Maya hobbled for the moment, Amberlyn backs into her corner to tag Riggs back into the contest. This forces Ned to take the place of his daughter inside the ring. COLE And Amberlyn getting out that ring as quickly as possible. Riggs and Blanchard trade blows in the center of the ring atop the IYPB logo. Neither man is able to gain the upperhand until Riggs slams a knee into Blanchard’s midsection. Ned is doubled over, allowing Riggs to snap on a front facelock. His aim is to execute a DDT. But this is a goal that goes unfulfilled as Blanchard shoves him away into the ropes. When J.Riggs bounces back, Ned swings behind him to lock on a sleeper hold! The fans pop, expecting to see his finisher The Angel’s Venom. However, Riggs counters this with a mule kick straight to Blanchard’s beef and potatoes. Blanchard is severely wounded, and shouts his pain as Buzzelfoxer reprimands Riggs. Ignoring the referee, Bad Ol’ JR slaps on a front facelock and drives Blanchard’s head into the canvas with a DDT! He shoves The Handsome Hustler onto his back and makes the pinfall… ONE! TWO! Ned makes the kickout! On the outside Molly applauds Ned’s toughness. COACH Mikey, James Riggs is a wrestler’s wrestler, he can do pretty much anything in that ring. COLE There’s no doubt her versatile, but his sour attitude and choice of companions leaves a lot to be desired. Riggs drags Blanchard into his corner, in order to apply the tag with Piercey D. The Result enters the ring as Blanchard is held by Riggs. Piercey D makes a wild show of setting up a punch and then proceeds to miss Blanchard entirely and hit his own partner. MAYA Way to go, dad! Blanchard begins firing off a parade of jabs to Pierce that back the Duncan child into the corner. Blanchard proceeds to STOMP A MUDHOLE in Piercey D and WALK IT DRY! Pierce begs for mercy, but none is forthcoming from the former tag team champion. “NED! NED! NED!” the fans chant, led on by Molly. Pierce is saved by Riggs who spins Blanchard around. Angered at being bothered, Ned rifles off a wave of punches into J.Riggs jaw. Thankfuly for JR, he’s rescued by Pierce who bashes Ned in the back of the head with an axe handle smash. With Ned on all fours, Pierce bounces off the ropes. He returns to punt Blanchard in the stomach, flipping The Handsome Hustler onto his back. Pierce then takes notice of Molly, and makes the “call me” gesture at her. MOLLY Never in a million years! PIERCE I can wait a million and one, baby. The Result turns his attention back to Blanchard and finds himself rocked in the jaw by an elbow. Blanchard stuns Piercey D with three more blows, and then runs the ropes. He comes back with a lariat, but Piercey D catches onto his arm and strikes him with a lifting downward spiral! COACH PIERCEY’S IN DA HOUSE~! Pierce hooks Blanchard’s legs for the pivotal pinfall… COLE Just like at Anglemania! ONE! TWO! MAYA BREAKS UP THE PINFALL! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” PIERCE You’re lucky you’re my niece otherwise I’d show you the back of my hand and the bottom of my boot! MAYA Don’t let that stop ya, Piercey D! What’s the D stand for? Dork, dick, or doofus, because you’re way too much of a loser to be a Duncan! Pierce is fired up and charges at Maya, but he’s intercepted by Buzzlefoxer. The elderly referee informs him that he’s too leave his niece alone no matter how much she taunts him. Grumbling in annoyance, Pierce turns around and darts at a rising Blanchard with a lariat! But The Handsome Hustler ducks the attack and rolls into his corner to tag Maya! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Instead of getting Amberlyn, Maya gets a smirking James Riggs! COLE He’s not supposed to be in that ring, that’s not how the rules go! Not one too care for the rules, Maya charges at Riggs who charges at her. She leaps into the air and connects with a enziguri that takes flips him over and slams him onto the canvas. “MAYA! MAYA! MAYA!” AMBERLYN You guys are on your own! This place is a death trap! I’m outta hereAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Maya has grabbed Amberlyn by her reddish brown hair. Despite her aunt’s protests and fights, she’s able to sling her over the ropes and into the ring. COLE Amberlyn is in trouble now! While Amberlyn makes a slow rise to her feet, Maya runs the ropes. Coming back, she attempts to leapfrog her Aunt for the iMaya. But Amberlyn catches onto her legs and falls backwards with an electric chair drop. COACH Amberlyn countered the iMaya! AMBERLYN Boys, get your cameras ready and prepare your jaws to drop because you’re about to see THE GRIND. Amberlyn positions herself over Maya with legs spread shoulder width apart. Her body proceeds to magnificently undulate and writhe, a sexy sight that sends a rush through the audience. Hands go through her thick air as her beautiful figure twists and turns in a sexual melody. She then drops down for a pinfall, but Maya slides forward to avoid the pinning effort. The Angelic Hellraiser speeds to her feet, and strikes her Aunt in the back of the head with brutal kick. Amberlyn crumbles to the canvas, landing flat on her back. MAYA You wanna see a grind? “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” MAYA COACH Ooooooooh mama, have mercy! Maya drops down on Amberlyn for a pinfall! CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Piercey D pulls Maya off Amberlyn through a grip on her hair. PIERCE Talk smack about The Result and get that neck broke! I’d even give it to my own Pops if I didn’t think he’d cut me off. Pierce is yanked away from Maya by Singleton. BOSS rocks him with a pair of forearms, and then mocks his agony with crocodile tears! This does not go appreciated by Piercey D, who lobs a lariat at Singleton! But Simon ducks the attack and swings behind his foe. He captures him in set up for a back suplex and begins raising him into the air. But as he does he’s caught with a SPEAR~! from James Riggs! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” the fans hiss as Molly panics on the outside. Riggs and Piercey D work out a double team idea that prompts a round of inane dancing from The Golden Jew. Once he’s done busting a move, Pierce joins JR in hooking Singleton into a front facelock. They raise him into the air and prepare to suplex him out the ring. Yet their mission is a total failure thanks to Ned Blanchard hammering them both punches. COLE Ned to the rescue! Blanchard winds up and lariats Riggs over the ropes! Bad Ol JR tumbles to the outside coming down in front of an excited Molly. COACH Riggs and Piercey D have got to get it together, they’re losing control of this match. Pierce clubs Blanchard from behind and sets him up for the Lightening Spiral. However, Blanchard counters by swinging his knee into The Result’s face! PIERCE MY FACE! Piercey bails out the ring, desperate to protect his face from further harm. Blanchard and Singleton follow him outside, and promptly begin pounding away at the hapless Duncan. Inside the ring, Amberlyn school girls Maya and hooks onto her yellow shorts… ONE! TWO! Maya rolls out the pinfall! She comes to her feet, only to be stabbed in the stomach by a punch from Amberlyn. She grabs Maya into a front facelock, then falls to a kneeling position to drive Maya onto her knee. COLE Evacuate the Dancefloor! Amberlyn pushes a groaning Maya off her and covers her for a pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Maya gets the shoulder up, etching a look of panic and wonderment onto Amberlyn’s face. COLE Amberlyn can’t believe that wasn’t a three count. She’s asking herself, how can she beat Maya. Amberlyn scrapes Maya off the canvas, and tags her with several punches to the cheek. Thinking Maya to be out on her feet, she cocks her arm for a big lariat. But Maya ducks the attack, and comes up behind her aunt. She lifts her into the air, and drives her down onto her knee with an atomic drop! COLE Maya butthurts! COACH Well, don’t complain to me, my hemorrhoids are killing me. Amberlyn is hobbled and weak, stumbling about the canvas. This gives Maya the opportunity needed to run the ropes. When she comes back she leapfrogs Amberlyn and nails her with a face crusher! COLE The latest in new tech: the iMaya! COACH Oh man, no one kicksout of that. Maya and the fans hope Coach is correct, as the Angelic Hellraiser hooks onto her aunt’s bare legs for the fall…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING! Maya flashes a wide and delighted smile, thrilled to have something close to revenge over her troublesome aunt. BUFFER Your winner the team of the Orange County Cobras and Maya Duncan Blanchard! The fans celebrate Maya and crew’s hard earned victory as Teen Dream blasts back into the arena. Ned rejoins his daughter in the ring, while Simon and Molly high five and laugh over the failures of The Result. The Handsome Hustler hugs Maya, and lifts her into the air to the roar of the audience. COLE How about that, for the first time ever in the OAOAST father and daughter team and they pull out a big victory with help from Simon Singleton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 FROM THE BITTER END TO NEW BEGINNINGSOAOAST HeldDOWN~! RETURNS NEXT WEEK “Dick in a Box” by Lonely Island hits and the Middle Eastern Wet Dream struts down the aisle bobbling his head. BUFFER OAOAST Marks, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by MR. DICK and MALAYSIA… KKKAAAAAARRREEEEMMMM… THE MIDDLE EASTERN WET DREAM!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Unfazed by the reaction, Kareem high-fives Malaysia and the Real American Prick, who holds the infamous Shake Weight in his free hand. COLE It was just 3 weeks ago Kareem shocked the OAOAST Galaxy by turning on longtime friend/tag team partner Deuce Deuce Bigelow at AngleMania X prior to the Flaming Gigolo’s scheduled bout against Mr. Dick. Little did we know Mr. Dick sold the man formerly known as Kareem on the 4-G lifestyle… COACH Gold, girls, g-spots and gangbangs! COLE …with the help of conman-- COACH Now wait a minute, Cole. COLE …I mean, holy man Abdullah Nerdly. Suddenly Malaysia is handed a rectangular GIFT BOX. COLE What the heck? Malaysia opens the box to find TWO ROSES in a heart shaped bow. COACH Kareem isn’t the only guy who knows how to make a girl’s panties wet. He learned from the master. To Malaysia’s dismay, Mr. Dick rips the roses apart and attacks the crew member that simply delivered the gift. COLE What a big tough guy he is, shooting the messenger like that. Based on his reaction, Mr. Dick obviously wasn’t the one who sent Malaysia those roses. That can only mean she has a secret admirer. COACH Doesn’t that person realize nobody but Mr. Dick is allowed to admire her? “Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody” cues and Deuce is no smiling big man. He walks to the ring with PURPOSE. BUFFER And his opponent… from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 390 pounds… DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Deuce is restrained by the ref as Kareem taunts him from the corner. “DEUCE!” “DEUCE!” “BIGELOW!” Mr. Dick tries to silence the crowd but that only incites them, so he MOONS them in response. COACH COLE (sarcastically) Classy gesture. * DINGDINGDING * Deuce and Kareem come belly-to-belly and exchange words. Shoved away, Deuce gets right back in Kareem’s grill. COLE Deuce won’t be intimidated. Kareem pie faces Deuce and bobbles his head, as if to say what are you going to do about it. COACH Deuce is used to shoving pie in his face, but not like this. Deuce responds with hard forearm strikes that brings the crowd on their feet. Kareem reverses a whip, but Deuce ducks a clothesline and delivers a spinning heel kick that rocks the Middle Eastern Wet Dream straight back where he gets TIED UP IN THE ROPES! COLE The genie is back in the bottle. Deuce plays to the crowd, his fist clinched, as Kareem begs for mercy. Instead he’s forced fed a knuckle sandwich! Again. And again. And again. COACH Come on, ref -- get Deuce back. Mr. Dick screams at the ref from the middle rope and gets popped by Deuce. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Meanwhile, Kareem is freed by Malaysia and charges Deuce, who BACKDROPS him outside! COLE Air Kareem! Mr. Dick assists Kareem to his feet and Deuce gives them a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! COACH This is one time Kareem wishes he weren’t bobbling his head. Deuce rolls Kareem inside and connects on a slingshot splash! ONE! TWO! NO! Deuce isn’t through with Kareem yet. He rams the big man into the top buckle and then whips him to the far corner for a HANDSPRING ELBOW… but Kareem moves and lands a series of shoulder thrusts to the midsection. COACH That’s what Deuce gets for being a douche. Kareem clubs Deuce to his knees and then drops a big elbow across the back. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Kareem shoots Deuce in the corner and delivers an avalanche splash. Kareem ascends to the top after Deuce crumbles to the mat. COLE Uh-oh. We know what’s coming next. COACH The Money Shot! Kareem dives off the top and eats nothing but canvas as Deuce rolls away! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Kareem is sent for the ride following a big head BUTT and is leveled by a flying shoulder block. Kareem returns to a vertical base and Deuce clotheslines him outside. Both men trade blows on the arena floor with Kareem getting the worse end of things. Kareem dives inside and catches Deuce stepping through the ropes with a knee to the side of the head, causing Deuce to fall back outside where Mr. Dick and Malaysia deliver a double suplex. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This isn’t right. It’s basically 3 against 1. The two lovers roll Deuce back in and Kareem makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COACH Deuce just keeps coming and coming, a lot like Mr. Dick. *laughs* What goes down next shows how quickly the tide can turn in a OAOAST match, as Deuce reverses a corner whip and executes a perfect HANDSPRING ELBOW! He throws the Middle Eastern Wet Dream to the mat and follows up with a TOP ROPE DIVING HEADBUTT!! COLE Funky Cold Medina! Malaysia hops on the apron to distract the ref, allowing Mr. Dick to come off the top and nail Deuce in the back of the head with his SHAKE WEIGHT! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Deuce is out cold, Mikey Cole. COLE Don’t tell me Kareem’s gonna steal the win. Kareem delivers the XXXL SPLASH for good measure and then makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * “Dick in a Box” blares through the speakers as Kareem’s hand is raised in victory. BUFFER Here is your winner… KKKAAAAAARRREEEEMMMM… THE MIDDLE EASTERN WET DREAM!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Again Deuce gets screwed over by Mr. Dick. COACH Do you know how many people would kill for the chance to get screwed over by Mr. Dick and company? COLE It’s already been a memorable night at the first ever In Your Parents' Basement, and we’re not close to being done yet. We still have our main event to come! 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Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 DAMN IT MY CABLE IS OUT AND I CAN'T WATCH THE LAKERS GAME ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :angry: :angry: :angry: COLE In tonight's mainevent we will see the bitter end to the war between Krista Isadora Duncan and Leon Rodez as one of these two hated rivals will walk out of Raleigh with the OAOAST World Championship. Standing backstage to give us a report on Krista Isadora Duncan is Terry Taylor. We find Terry standing in the locker room area. TERRY Thanks Michael. I got a chance to talk with Krista and- Fresh off her ringside appearance Malaysia arrives and snatches the microphone out of Terry's hands . MALAYSIA So sorry to interrupt, but I'd like to issue a challenge to Krista Isadora Duncan for a match that's my personal favorite a Malaysia's Dungeon match. You remember the first one, don't you, Terry? It was so much fun ravaging Krista, violating her, making her my personal whore. And I intend on doing it again, making her into my naughty sex slave. I'm busy next week, but I'll be free to break in my newest slut on the May 12th HeldDOWN~! I'll see you there Krista. Hehehheeh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 As we return to the arena, the newly improved Church Of Abdullah are making their way into the ring. Backed up by their muscle Quiz, Holly and the spiritual advisor Abdullah, The Heavenly Rockers step into the ring, along with their new disciples Reject and Thunderkid. Assembling in the ring, they all stand triumphantly as Abdullah chants in prayer at the front. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following eight man tag team contest is set for one fall! In the ring, accompanied by QUIZ, HOLLY and ABDULLAH ABIR NERDLY... at a total combined weight of eight hundred and ninety seven pounds! The team of LOGAN MANN and SYNTH ABDUL JABBAR, THE HHHEEEAAAVVEENNLLLLLYYYY RRRRROOOOOOCCKKEEERRRRSSSSSSS... and the team of TTHHUUUUNNDDEEEERRRKKIIIIIIIIIIIIDD and RRREEEEEEJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEECCTT!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" BUFFER And together, they represent THE CHURCH OF AAAABBDDUUUULLLLLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! As one, the Church raise their hands to the skies in great thanks. COLE What is this lunacy? COACH You know what they say, the team that prays together wins together.WELL ITS MIDNIGHT AND ITS COLDER PULL YOU CLOSER I CAN SEE THROUGH WHEN ITS SUNSHINE AND ITS SOLAR AND ITS OVER GUESS ITS ME AND YOU BLOOD. BY. SUN. LIGHT. The prayer session is interrupted as "Solar Midnite" by Lupe Fiasco fires out and a squeal goes up from the female fans in the crowd. Shayne Brave and Tyler Bryant burst out and appeal to the crowd, more excitable than the LDC Moneygang, who follow out behind. BUFFER And introducing their opponents! Accompanied by JADE RODEZ-DUNCAN! Total combined weight, seven hundred ninety nine pounds... the team of SPENCER REIGER and COLIN MAGUIRE JUNIOR, the LDC MMOOOOOONNEEEEYYYYGGAAAANNGG... and, the reigning OAOAST ONE AND ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE... "TREMENDOUS" TYLER... together, they are D*LLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" D*LUX slide into the ring and hit the turnbuckles to show off their title gold. Unimpressed with all this, Colin brushes past Spencer and slides into the ring, as Spencer is torn between trying to appease his tag partner and appeasing his girlfriend. COLE It's going to be interesting to see how these two teams co-exist. The Church Of Abdullah, for all their grand boasts, are together as a foursome for the first time. And on the other side, lingering tension is there on the surface waiting to bubble up, between the former and the current Tag Team Champions. COACH This seems like a recipe for disaster to me. I know Spence is trying to do right by his girl, but I ain't buying this mutual respect thing and neither is Colin. That's a guy who wants gold. You don't see him putting pussy on a pedestal. COLE I... wait, did you really just say that? My word. *DINGDINGDING* The two teams decide who's going to start, which causes a little friction on one side as Colin ignores the rest of the team deciding on Tyler and tries to start himself. Colin and Tyler argue and it starts to get heated, forcing Spencer and Shayne to interject. JADE Guys! Just as the arguement simmers down, Abdullah's team charge in and catch their opponents by surprise with an ambush! COLE D*LUX and the Moneygang weren't paying attention. And that was a big mistake when you're dealing with these four. COACH Four men of the lord. COLE Oh, don't start with that. Able to get the jump, The Rockers, Reject and Thunderkid overwhelm D*LUX and the Moneygang. Colin and Shayne get tossed outside and they focus their attack on Spencer. Whipped across the ring, Spencer is hit with a double front slam by Logan and Synth. The Heavenly Rockers roll him to his feet, then send him into a boot from Thunderkid. Reject and TK then hit a clothesline/roundhouse to the back combo, sandwiching Spencer in between! COLE Great teamwork from the new and improved Church of Abdullah! As Spencer rolls outside, Tyler comes out of the corner swinging, trying to take the fight to the Church. But it's four on one and he's soon beaten down. Reject directs traffic and TK hits Tyler in the back with a polish hammer strike, which knocks Tyler into a thrust kick! Tyler staggers back, into a double back suplex from The Heavenly Rockers! ABDULLAH YES! PRAISE BE, OH, PRAISE BE! Colin rolls back in and gets jumped by Reject as well. COLE Looks like Reject is leading by example here, the former World Champion who, I guess is taking orders from Abdullah now. Reject backs Colin into the corner, kicking away as his team-mates stand guard. Irish whip sends Colin across the ring, into the far corner. And the Church all come together and join in PRAISE TO THE HEAVENS, as do Abdullah and Quiz on the floor! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Having given their praise, the Church line themselves up. Thunderkid charges in with a clothesline in the corner! Followed by a high knee in the corner from Logan! Reject hits a running clothesline! And Synth... MISSES a big flying splash! Colin and Shayne take out the other three Church members, as Tyler hits a running Yakuza kick in the corner on Synth! Followed with a running clothesline from Colin! A running forearm from Spencer! And a dropkick in the corner from Shayne!! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" JADE WHOO! Synth stumbles out of the corner, doubled up by the Moneygang and hit with a double suplex! They then roll Synth back, onto his knees, for Sandwich Double Dropkicks from Tyler and Shayne!! COLE Surround Sound! And now it's Jade's team showing off some teamwork! Cover by Tyler... 1... 2... No! Everyone slowly returns to their corners leaving Tyler and Synth in the ring, a little order now restored. Synth stumbles into a corner and gets penned in by Tyler, ready to unleash with a Top Ten Hit! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVEN!" "EIGHT!" "NINE!" "TEN!" "YYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYY!" Tyler whips Synth across and catches him bouncing back off the turnbuckles, with a BAAAAACK bodydrop! Cover... 1... 2... No! Tag made to Shayne. The Tag Team Champions combine to whip Synth to the ropes. A double hiptoss puts him down, before Logan tries to come in under (angry) orders from Holly. They catch Logan coming in and hit him with a double suplex, ONTO SYNTH!! HOLLY @#$@!**£!@ Shayne covers Synth... 1... 2... No! Following after Synth, Shayne gives him a boot and fires away with jabs against the ropes. He then tries another irish whip, only for Synth to twist his way out, swat the hand away and RAKE Shayne's eyes! Jade complains to the referee, who's struggling to keep an eye on everyone, but sees a Reject tag. COLE Fast paced action and I don't envy referee Brian Hebner trying to keep up with all this. Reject comes in and takes aim, with a high roundhouse. But Shayne ducks the kick and comes off the ropes, snapping Reject over with a step up hurricanrana! COLE Wow! COACH Come on R-Man, do it for the G-Man! Keeping on the move, Shayne comes off the ropes again. He tries to catch Reject with another headscissors variation. But this time, Reject blocks! Lifting Shayne back up, he spins him the other way, down into a Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Cover by Reject... 1... 2... No! Reject hits a snap suplex and tries another pin... 1... 2... No! Tag is made and Thunderkid comes in. Reject holds Shayne up for a big bodyshot before he leaves. TK takes over, rocking Shayne with a headbutt. Throwing him into the ropes, Thunderkid then picks Shayne up over his head on the rebound... but Shayne wriggles free! Landing on his feet, Shayne rolls under a clothesline attempt and catches Thunderkid with a glancing dropkick, then makes a tag to Spencer! COLE Tag to Spencer, who's after some retribution for what happened two weeks ago at the hands of Reject and Thunderkid. Ducking a clothesline, Spencer unloads with some forearms, rocking Thunderkid. He then hits the ropes, but gets cut off with a boot. TK hooks on a gutwrench and elevates Spencer up, only for Reiger to slip free and roll off the shoulder, onto his feet. A back elbow dazes Thunderkid, allowing Spencer to spin him around and hit a neckbreaker. Cover... 1... 2... No! As Spencer tries to pick TK back up, Thunderkid catches him with a shot to the stomach and escapes to tag in Logan. HOLLY (beep) HIM UP! The MACHO Macho Mann tries to do just that, instantly loading up the WICKED LEFT HOOK... ...which is DUCKED! Spencer catches an off-balance Logan around the neck and runs him a few steps, into the NEW YORK KNOCKOUT!! JADE WHOO! HOLLY SHUT YOUR (beep) MOUTH, (beep)!! JADE Standing over Logan, Spencer glances at Reject and looks him in the eye, as he delivers the Measure Knee Drop to Logan! Cover by Spencer... 1... 2... Kickout! Ignoring the calls for the tag, Spencer waits for Logan to get back up, more concerned with the applause he's getting from Jade on the floor. He waits by the ropes, then charges at Logan once he reaches his feet. Logan is by the ropes as well though and pulls them down at the last second, causing Spencer to crash over the top and outside!! COLE Uh oh! Spencer is in a bad position here! D*LUX see this and try to come in, but that causes the referee to be distracted. Reject takes advantage, kicking Spencer in the head from the apron... ...sending him into the path of a SHOULDER TACKLE FROM QUIZ!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE And that's why! COACH Homeboy got QUIZ'd! Reject bundles Spencer back inside for Logan, who puts the boots to him and allows Reject to tag in. Leading to more stomps, Spencer under a vicious attack that's only halted by the referee stepping in. Colin looks on, frustrated, as Reject goads the crowd. COACH You've gotta admit Cole, the Church are doing Abdullah's work tonight. This could be a new beginning. A spiritual awakening in the OAOAST! Irish whip sends Spencer to the ropes, coming back into a spinning heel kick across the jaw! Reject hooks a leg... 1... 2.. No! Reject tags Synth and slams Rieger, allowing Synth to come off the middle rope with a kneedrop! Cover... 1... 2... No! Jade tries to rally the crowd behind Spencer, which is a bit of a hard sell considering his reputation. But Shayne joins in and soon the crowd are clapping in support of New York's Finest. Synth tries to shut Spencer down with a chinlock, but Spencer gets to his feet and starts fighting back. Elbows double Synth up, allowing Reiger to unload with some right hands. But as he goes to hit the ropes, he catches a knee from Logan! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Protests are flung at Hebner, as Synth cuts down Reiger with a running double axe handle and hooks the leg... 1... 2... No! Thunderkid tags in and blocks off the tag, hitting Spencer with a European uppercut as he tries to crawl his way back up. COLE Spencer in trouble. But it looks like D*LUX are right there for him, right behind him. COACH Yeah, but a long way away. Hooking him up, Thunderkid drives Spencer down with a Falcon Arrow!! 1... 2... NO! Another quick tag is made on the Abdullah side and Reject comes in. The R-Man goads in Shayne, buying Thunderkid a few more seconds to stay in the ring. TK lifts Spencer up in the hangman's hold and Reject sizes him up, delivering the roundhouse kick to Logan and Synth's delight!! COLE VINTAGE Thunderkid and Reject! Reject covers up Spencer... 1... 2... SHAYNE BREAKS IT UP! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Shayne making the save. Colin, conspicuous by his absence. COACH Colin didn't want to break the rules by coming in illegally. COLE Ah, of course. As Shayne is put out, Reject lodges a complaint. Mainly to distract the ref and allow a triple team in the corner. As the beating goes down, Abdullah looks to the heavens with a beaming smile. COLE If Abdullah were any happier right now, he'd explode. COACH Can you blame the guy? He traded up from Biffman to Thunderkid and Reject. I'm surprised he hasn't had a hernia from laughing too hard. Reject pulls Reiger out of the corner and hits a European uppercut. Taking him to the corner, Reject rams him face-first into the turnbuckle, then unleashes with some kicks. Referee Hebner lays on a count and Reject backs off, crossing his heart and apologising. Like a changed man. Almost. Reject tries an irish whip, but it's reversed. Reject gets sent into the far corner and Spencer charges in, but Reject ducks his head and backdrops Spencer over the ropes. However, The Prodigy lands safely on the apron and catches Reject by surprise with an enziguri from the apron!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" With an opening, Spencer tries to climb the turnbuckles. Logan runs down the apron, looking to cut him off, but runs into an outstretched boot! Spencer then comes off the top with a clothesline, taking Reject out!! COLE Spencer really needs to make a tag here. And Jade, urging him on, as this crowd joins in as well! Both Spencer and Reject make the crawl to their corners... ...Reject tagging Synth, as Colin reaches out... ...but D*LUX are closer and Spencer settles for tagging in Tyler!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE There's the tag, here comes Tyler! Tyler comes in hot, knocking Synth down with a clothesline! A dropkick sends Thunderkid off the apron and Bryant appeals to the crowd, all fired up! "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" Tagging Synth with some right hands, Tyler then sends him to the ropes for a BAAAAACK bodydrop! Synth tries to beg off, hoping his religious ways will earn him a reprieve. Instead Tyler just boots him in the face! COACH Did you see that! He kicked a defenceless man of God in the face, unprovoked! COLE Have you thought of applying for Fox News before? Tyler makes a pin... 1... 2... Kickout! Tyler tries to whip Synth into the corner, but SAJ manages to reverse. Able to stop himself short of a collision, Tyler spots Synth coming out of the corner of his eye and leaps to the top... causing Synth to drop down, taking the Auburn Hills Fakeout bait! Synth gets up wondering where Tyler went, to shrieks from Abdullah to turn around. Which he does, right into a flying crossbody off the top!! 1... 2... REJECT MAKES THE SAVE!! ...and then gets dropkicked over the top by Shayne!! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" On the floor, Reject and Thunderkid help each other to their feet and check the other is okay, providing a target for Shayne to hit a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP!!!!! COLE OH MY~! In the ring, Tyler doubles up Synth, looking for the Recordbreaker... but Logan slides in, flipping Synth over onto his feet to save him! The Heavenly Rockers double up Tyler with kicks and send him to the ropes. Both Logan and Synth duck their heads too early though. Tyler makes Synth pay with a kick, then ducks a clothesline from Logan and rocks him with a Superkick!! COLE BAM! It's broken down in Raleigh, and is anybody really surprised!? As Logan rolls outside, stricken, Colin finally tires of waiting on the apron and comes in to take out Synth with a HARVARDPLEX~! Colin gestures at Tyler to make the cover, as he stands guard... 1... 2... NO! Tyler tries to finish Synth off with the TKO, but Synth slips free. Backing against the ropes, Synth lures in Tyler and backdrops him over the top, to the arena floor! *SPLAT* With Tyler out of the way, Synth ducks behind Colin with a waistlock. Colin quickly switches behind though and turns it into a German Suplex! COLE IRISH SUPLEX! 1... 2... NO!! CMJ drags Synth up by the hair. Calling for the finish, he lifts Synth up off his feet... and drops him with the CAMBRIDGE CURSE on the top rope!! But a 'helping hand' from Holly helps Synth escape under the bottom rope before Colin can follow up with a pin. COLIN OI! HOLLY (beep) you! COLIN Ah, fahk off! COLE Charming pair. Caught up exchanging 'pleasantries' with Holly, Colin suddenly gets spun around INTO THE EULOGY... NO!! Colin shoves Reject off! Reject tries a spin kick, but Colin ducks and goes for the D-STREET CUTTER... NO!!! Reject hangs onto the ropes and Colin ends up bouncing his head off the mat instead! ABDULLAH PRAISE BE, BROTHER REJECT! Nodding to Abdullah, Reject stalks Colin and drills him with a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject works over Colin with a couple of kicks to the body, setting him up for a roundhouse to the head. Colin ducks the kick though and grabs Reject, for another Irish Suplex... ...but Reject rolls through! Neglecting to go for the pin, instead Reject ties up the legs and turns Colin over into the R-LOCK!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Great counter by Reject, into a submission predicament! COACH Colin's in trouble. Big trouble. Crying out in pain Colin refuses to give in, reaching out for the bottom rope. Reject leans forward, threatening to snap Colin's spine in half. Colin continues to inch towards the ropes though and brushes them with his finger tips... at which point Reject drags him back and locks on a bodyscissors for good measure! COACHBig big trouble! Just as Reject thinks he has the match won though, he looks up and sees Spencer running his way, connecting with BLOOD IS THE NEW BLACK!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE A crucial save from Spencer! Spencer sees Reject dazed and looks to put him away, hooking his arms for the Reiger Counter! Dragging him up from his knees proves tough though, Reject groggy and almost deadweight. And as Spencer struggles, Logan comes off the top with a double axehandle smash! LOGAN *TWIRLY FINGER* COLE Uh oh. Could be Percussion time! COACH Which leads to concussion time! Pulling Spencer in, Logan sets him up for the DDT... *SMACK* *SMACK!* ...BUT D*LUX SAVE HIM WITH A DOUBLE SUPERKICK!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Looking relieved, Spencer falls back into the ropes, looking on as the Tag Champions take over. Tyler gets Logan up in a fireman's carry, as Shayne heads to the top. Tyler hits the IDOLISER...and rolls Logan over for Shayne, to follow up with the PICTURE PERFECT ELBOWDROP!! Thunderkid tries to intercept, but Spencer spots the danger and knocks him off the apron, while Shayne makes the cover and Tyler counts along... 1... 2... 3!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Your winners of the match... the team of SPENCER REIGER and COLIN MAGUIRE JUNIOR, THE LDC MONEYGANG... and, SHOWTIME SHAYNE and TREMENDOUS TYLER, D*LLLLUUUUUXXXXXXXX!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Abdullah throws a fit, literally hopping up and down in a rage. Jade hops into the ring and embraces Spencer, which is a little awkward for Shayne and Tyler, but only for a second before they take their Tag Title belts and celebrate with them. COLE Well, how about that? The LDC and D*LUX able to hold it together and pick up a victory. That's got to make Jade a very happy person right about now. COACH Oh yeah, they're one big happy family. Bull. Trouble's coming, I got a feeling in my bones. As the Church make their way backstage, Holly giving the team a barrel of abuse for their failure, Spencer offers handshakes to both Shayne and Tyler. Colin looks on from the floor, deciding not to join in the mutual appreciation and he begins to trail off backstage alone. But Spencer bails and catches up to him, trying to get him to lighten up and take the win, as Jade celebrates with D*LUX in the ring. 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Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 SCHOOL'S OUT MAY 29TH LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA COLE What a show we've had so far and we still have the Virgin No More contest winner to be announced and Zack Malibu and a mystery partner to face VICE! Right now its time for our big triple threat match for the OAOAST United States Title! *DINGDINGDING* Despite being in the face of two Enterprise opponents, Cash sticks to his ethics and offers a handshake. COACH Are you dumb? You must be dumb. As Wright looks at the hand, Moneymaker palms Wright away to get in Cash's face, basically cutting in front of his associate. Moneymaker insults Cash for his niceness and slaps the hand away, before letting out a giant CACKLE... but Cash crams Moneymaker's big mouth with his forearm! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Cash fires away on Moneymaker, as Wright stands and watches. An irish whip sends Moneymaker to the ropes and he jumps over Teddy with a leapfrog... almost causing Teddy and CW to collide! As the Enterprise duo sigh in relief, Cash runs them together! Wright spills outside, as Tim rolls Moneymaker up... 1... 2... No! COLE That's Tim's only hope tonight, get one man out and try a quick pin on the other. Missing with a clothesline, Moneymaker tries to recover with a boot, which gets caught. Wright rolls back in, annoyed at being bonked outside and goes after Cash. Thinking quickly, Tim throws CW Moneymaker's foot. Instinctively Wright catches the foot, leaving Moneymaker stuck on one foot as Tim hits a neckbreaker! WRIGHT COLE Nice assist! COACH That wasn't an assist. He's doing tricks, stop him! Cash takes advantage of CW's shock, throwing him outside and covering Moneymaker... 1... 2... No! Tim lands some more forearms on Moneymaker, then hits the ropes. The US Champion swings with another wild clothesline, ducked by Tim, who hits a BASEBALL SLIDE on Wright! COLE Wow, Tim is actually fighting these two off at once! COACH Yeah but it ain't gonna last. Waving on Moneymaker, Tim trips the Billion Dollar Heir up and goes for the MIDWEST SLING! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Cash turns Moneymaker over... and GETS him in the hold! But not for long, as Wright recovers, scrambling back inside to save his boss. COLE Well now the numbers may have caught up on Tim. It was only a matter of time. As Wright hammers away on Cash, Moneymaker recovers and joins in the beating. Soon it's two on one and the referee is powerless to do anything, to Moneymaker's amusement. Together, Wright and Moneymaker whip Cash into the ropes and knock him down with a double back elbow. Moneymaker turns to the crowd and flashes the "money fingers"... as Wright goes for a pin! 1... 2... Cash kicks out and Moneymaker looks accusingly at his supposed team-mate. COLE I don't think that was in the plan. COACH CW must have got a little over-excited, that's all. Moneymaker gets into it with Wright, dressing him down for almost stealing his title. The distraction gives Tim time to recover and deliver a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Cash then hits a dropkick, sending Wright outside. COLE That little 'discussion' will do little to squash the rumours of friction between The Enterprise. And it's let Tim right back into this match. Following Theodore into the corner, Cash delivers a forearm smash. And a second one. Irish whip out of the corner is reversed, but Tim leaps to the middle rope, twisting back with a crossbody block! 1... 2... No! Tim rolls to his feet and ducks a clothesline, heading right back for the middle rope. Thinking he's seen this one before, Moneymaker drops down, but gets faked out! Moneymaker gets back to his feet and sees Cash on the ropes, ducking again... but Cash fakes him out a second time and comes off with a sunset flip instead! 1... 2... No! As he rolls back up, Cash is caught in the corner and Moneymaker runs him back into the turnbuckles with a knee. COACH Get him, Mister Moneymaker! COLE You are an amazing suck up sometimes. COACH Especially to rich people. Moneymaker peppers Cash with a couple of body shots and a knifedge chop, working him over in the corner. Dragging him into the middle of the ring, Moneymaker tries for a suplex. But it's blocked! Cash blocks the suplex again and slips out, going behind Moneymaker with a backslide! 1... 2... No! Cash tries to press the advantage, but walks right into a Powerslam! Moneymaker hooks the leg... 1... 2... No! COLE And as the battle goes on in the ring, Christian, the x-factor in this match, is lurking on the outside. What is he waiting for though, that's the question. Moneymaker glares at the referee and calls Wright back into the ring. COLE Hmm, I guess that's what he was waiting for. Orders. Together, Moneymaker and Wright whip Cash to the ropes. They connect with a double clothesline and this time, there's no cover from Wright, standing off. Lining Tim up, Moneymaker drops a FISTFUL OF DOLLARS! And another one! Cover by Moneymaker... 1... 2... Kickout! Moneymaker calls Wright over again and together, they deliver a Double Suplex! Moneymaker brushes past CW to make the pin... 1... 2... No! Still giving out the orders, Moneymaker drags Cash to his feet. Moneymaker whips Cash to the ropes and steps aside, allowing Christian to deliver the WRIGHT OFF! Not taking any chances, Moneymaker immediately drags Cash away from CW and pins him... 1... 2.. NO! MONEYMAKER COME ON, REFEREE! Perhaps getting a little anxious, Moneymaker snaps at the referee as Tim tries to draw on some reserves. "LET'S GO TIM!" "LET'S GO TIM!" "LET'S GO TIM!" "LET'S GO TIM!" Wright goes to pick Cash up, but Moneymaker 'moves' him aside and delivers a forearm to Tim. COLE Christian may as well not be here. COACH Nonsense. He's doing some very valuable softening up. An irish whip from Moneymaker is reversed however and Cash puts him up with a BAAAAACK bodydrop! Wright waits until Cash turns around, then charges him. Avoiding the STO, Cash ducks behind and jars Wright with a kneebreaker, then throws him backwards with a suplex!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Cash hits Moneymaker with a clothesline, flipping him up and over the ropes! Leaving CW alone in the ring. Tim delivers CASHBACK on the Financial Analyst and makes the cover... 1... 2... NO! COLE Only two! Moneymaker in danger of losing his US Title without being pinned! COACH If you know what's good for you, you wont let this happen Christian! Waiting for Wright to get up, Tim feeds him the leg... *SMACK!* ...and hits an ENZIGURI! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Looking to put CW away, Cash tries to slap on the Midwest Sling. But Wright reaches up and manages to hit enough punches to fend Tim off. Shaking it off, Tim runs at Wright, but gets cut off with an STO!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Neglecting to go for the cover, Wright drags Cash to his feet instead. He dishes out some European uppercuts... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a knifedge chop. COLE Wright has control. But, how much does he want this? Does he want it at all? COACH It's not his to want! Doubling him up with a boot, Wright hooks Tim's arms and lifts him over the shoulder... but Cash slips free and lands on his feet. As Wright turns around, Tim tries to sucker him into a second Enziguri. But this time Wright is ready, ducking the kick and turning Cash over into the WALLSTREET CLOVERLEAF!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Christian with his own version of the Texas Cloverleaf, on the master of the hold! Will Cash give it up? Tim fights the hold, as Moneymaker tries to pull himself back onto the apron. He won't make the save in time... ...and luckily for Teddy, Cash GRABS THE ROPE! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Letting go of the hold, Wright turns around and is confronted by Moneymaker again. COLE Come on, is this a triple threat match or not? Moneymaker can't expect Christian to just stand back and not try to win! COACH He can expect whatever he pays for. And he's not paying Christian to win his title from him! As Wright tries to argue his case, Cash sneaks up behind and RUNS THEM TOGETHER! Moneymaker falls off the apron and Wright falls into a ROLLUP! COLE WAIT A MINUTE! 1... 2... NO!!!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Moneymaker dusts himself off on the floor in shock, as Tim and Wright battle in the ring. They go back and forth delivering forearms, a battle which Cash wins out on, connecting with a rolling elbow to knock CW down! CASH COME ON! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Waiting on Wright, Tim boots the undefeated star in the gut and tries for a slam. CW floats over the back, with a waistlock. But Tim switches and locks on the SLEEPER! COLE DO NOT RESUSCITATE! Flailing around for a second, Wright gains his bearings... ...and runs Cash head-first into the turnbuckles!! "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" With Tim dazed, Wright sees his chance and hooks Timmy up for the STOCKMARKET CRASH!! COLE NAILED IT! IT'S OVER! But before Wright can make the pin, Moneymaker sneaks in and ROLLS UP CHRISTIAN... 1... 2... MONEYMAKER GRABS THE ROPES! 3!!!!! COLE WHAT!? *DINGDINGDING!* COLE ...I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! Moneymaker bails out of the ring and with shock and relief, snatches his United States Title belt! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and STILL OAOAST UNITED STATES CHAMPION... TTHHHEEEEOOOOODDOOOORRRRREEEEEE... MMMOOOOOONNEEEYYYYMMAAAAAAKKEEEEERRRRRRR!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Sat bolt upright, Christian looks around in shock as Moneymaker clutches the title to his chest and celebrates with glee! COLE I am in a state of shock! Theodore Moneymaker just STOLE one, from under the nose of his own second in command... and he just PINNED Christian Wright! Moneymaker just ended the undefeated streak! COACH I... yeah. This probably ain't good... COLE You're telling me! Moneymaker raises the belt over his head with a MIGHTY laugh, unaware of the look Christian is giving him mere feet behind. When Moneymaker does turn around, it still doesn't seem to register. And he slides back inside, patting Christian on the back as his hand is raised in victory by the referee. Wright gets up and stares at Moneymaker, but Moneymaker brushes him off and poses on the turnbuckles with the title. COACH Aw man, what have you done Ted? Climbing back down, Moneymaker is confronted by Wright... and raises his hand, in a show of solidarity! Wright doesn't resist, but he doesn't seem thrilled either, simmering quietly as Moneymaker leaves the ring. COLE Moneymaker may not realise it yet. But, he has pulled a HUGE powerplay here and in doing so, may have put a nail in the coffin on The Enterprise! COACH Well... maybe CW's cool with it. He seems cool, right? COLE Oh yeah, he looks 'cool' alright. Moneymaker just ended his streak, using the ropes mind you, but I'm sure he's THRILLED. COACH Moneymaker doesn't hang around, perhaps suspecting something might be wrong, carrying his celebration on up the aisle as Wright stands and watches, hands on hips, in the middle of the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 COLE Folks, that was an amazing triple threat match we just saw, the kind of action only the OAOAST can deliver! And later tonight in our main event we'll see two storied rivals go at it when Krista Isadora Duncan defends her OAOAST world title against Leon Rodez. Right now Terry Taylor is standing backstage to give us some information about the big fight. Terry? We find Terry standing backstage in the locker room. TERRY Thanks, Michael. Hopefully I can get through this without any interruptions. TONY TOURETTES (OS) WHO WON? TERRY Dang it. Tony appears on screen, earning a large pop from the sold out Raleigh audience. TONY Tell me who won, you smart ass fart knocker! TERRY Who won what? TONY The Virgin No More Contest! Who's the SHIT SNIFFER who took my prize? I'm gonna cut off their dick and attach it to me and NAIL A NASTY SKANK WITH IT! TERRY That's very disturbing. But no one has one, the winner has yet to be announced. TONY I still have a chance? TERRY Yes, you still have a chance to get laid. TONY FUCK YEAH! Tony celebrates as we cut back to sofa central. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 *SREEECH* Zico Chain’s “Where Would You Rather Be” brings out the negativity of the fans as they offer a large round of boos. The basement door opens to reveal Bohemoth, face clad in orange sunglasses. He smirks to himself and flexes his inhuman muscles before walking to the ring. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the number one contendership to the OAOAST World Title! Now making his way to the ring from Greenville, South Carolina, he is THE BEAST…..BOOOOHHHHEEEEMMMOOOOOTTHHHHHH! COLE This is a pivotal match up for The Beast. He knows this is the only way he can get back into contention for the OAOAST world title. He is desperate to finally win world heavyweight championship after numerous failed attempts. COACH That’s what makes him so dangerous, Mikey. We don’t know how far he’s willing to go to get a hold of that world title. CUE:: Katy Perry-California Girls SNOOP DOGGGreetings loved ones Lets take a journey KATY PERRYCalifornia girls We're unforgettable Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin So hot Will melt your popsicle Oooooh Oh Oooooh California girls We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock West coast represent Now put your hands up Oooooh Oh Oooooh The basement door spreads open and Alix leaps from the top stair all the way to the bottom! Exuberant to the very end, she pumps up the audience until she takes notice of the computer on the entrance stage. At that point she forgets all about the crowd and decides to look at Turkish lesbian oil wrestling videos. BUFFER And the opponent from Los Angeles, California, she is a six time tag team champion, and former OAOAST World Champion…THE HOLLYWOOD BAD GIRL, ALIX MARIA SPEZIAAAAAAAAAAA! Alix merrily skips down the entrance ramp as if she were frolicking through a field of flowers. COLE Alix Maria Spezia is a very legitimate and very difficult to pass obstacle for Bohemoth on his path to the OAOAST world title. She’s already beaten him once- COACH That was when the man was less than one hundred percent. I talked with The Beast and he is ready to dominate. Alix patted down by referee Charles Robinson. ALIX Don’t find the bag of weed in my shorts, don’t find the bag of weed in my shorts, don’t find the bag of weed in my shorts. ROBINSON Alix, I can hear you perfectly clearly. How would I not find the bag of weed in your shorts when you’re basically advertising you have it? Wait a second, are you high right now? ALIX (singing) If you smoke like I smoke then you high like everyday, and if your ass is a buster 3-1-0 will regulate! ROBINSON Just ring the bell. DING DING DING Bo charges at Alix with gigantic arm raised for a lariat. Alix ducks the attack, and Bohemoth bounces off the ropes. He comes roaring back to bowl Alix over with a shoulder tackle. ALIX Heheheheh, your shoulder touched my boobs. Far from being amused, The Beast scrapes Alix up and stuffs her inside the corner. He takes aim and blasts her across the face with a stiff punch. Alix falls to the side, landing on the canvas. Bohemoth then drops down to pin her to the mat…. ONE! TWO! Alix puts her foot on the ropes. She’s dragged off the canvas, and then promptly dropped back down by a basic bodyslam. Her back is arched from the impact, and pained gasps seep from her lips. Unsympathetic to her plight, Bohemoth drops an elbow across her chest. ALIX Hehehehehe your elbow touched my boobs. Annoyed with Alix’s commentary, The Beast begins stomping her in order to bring her to silence. After he concludes those attacks, he drops down onto her for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Alix makes the kickout! COLE What going to happen if Alix wins this match and Krista wins her’s? COACH Then they’ll have to face each other, and the last time they faced each other, they stripped themselves nearly naked! Alix cralws to the ropes to try and catch a desperately needed breather. But Bohemoth pursues her. Upon reaching her, The Beast levels his black boots into her stomach. Next, he scrapes her off the canvas and shoots her into the ropes. He takes to the cables himself, and when they meet in the center of the ring, he turns her inside out with a MURDERLINE~! “OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE I think Alix may have taken Bohemoth lightly and its costing her early on. COACH Bohemoth is serious about winning that world title, and if he has to destroy Alix to get his title match that’s what he’s going to do. Bohemoth attempts a pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Alix makes the kickout, mere nanoseconds before the three! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” Bohemoth drags her off the mat, in order to slam his huge hand around her throat. Alix rightly begins panicking, not wishing to endure a brutal chokeslam. As such he begins kicking at Bohemoth’s knees. Four kicks do the job of winning her, her freedom, and she takes off to the ropes. But when she returns, Bohemoth drops her with a raised boot. She topples over to the canvas, where she clutches her sore face. Bohemoth stands above her, flexing his powerful muscles. “OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED!” COACH How can these people call a Lethal Rumble winner overrated? COLE Cuban Wall won a Lethal Rumble. COACH Point taken. Bohemoth pulls Alix up by her right arm, and uses that grip to fling her into the corner. Seconds after slamming against the posts, she’s faced with a hard charging mastadon. But she slides out the way, and The Beast collides with posts! He staggers backwards, unable to properly defend himself. Thus Alix is able to easily nail him with a springboard spear! COLE That spear came Straight Outta Compton! COACH Alix is the weirdest bitch I’ve ever seen. She looks like a supermodel, she’s lived in Beverly Hills all her life, she graduated from a great college in UCLA; yet she thinks she’s some down with it, hood rich, gangbanging Blood. That bitch is all messed up in the head. COLE You’re just now realizing that? Alix is breathing heavily, a side effect from the pounding she’s taken over the course of this contest. As a result she’s unable to further her attack for the moment, giving Bohemoth time to recover. The Beast rises to his feet, and then attacks Alix with clubbing blows. He latches onto her arm and throws her into the ropes. The cables spew her back at Bo, who’s lowered his head. This proves to be a mistake as Alix grabs onto The Beast’s head and drives him downward with a DDT! ALIX Does everybody know what time it is? “BOOTYTIME!” the fans chant as Alix gives herself a wedgie to reveal her famous, and beloved bottom. A groggy and dazed Bohemoth makes a slow rise to his feet. Alix’s delectable ass slams into his stomach several times, weakening him even further. With The Beast stunned, the brunette leaps onto the second rope and springboards back with a devastating butt smash! The biggest, jiggliest, most squeezeable ass on the planet stands the audience at attention with a little seductive wiggling before its dropped on Bohemoth’s chest for a pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Bo pushes Alix off him. COACH Bo’s a better man than me, she could sit that ass on me all day. After getting rid of her wedgie, The Hollywood Bad Girl darts to the ropes. As she hits the cables, Bohemoth returns to his feet. As such she flings her body at him with a crossbody block. But the South Carolina native catches her within his arms. He then runs forward, before twisting around and driving her down with a powerslam! Robinson drops to his knees to count the resulting pinfall… ONE! TWO! Alix shoots her shoulder off the canavs! Frustrated, The Beast glares hard at the referee. It’s a threatening stare that causes Robinson to back away in fear. Having perhaps won the offical over his side, Bohemoth picks up Alix and stuffs her between his legs. He raises her into the air for a powerbomb effort. But Alix begins raining down punches onto his skull. The Beast can only take so many blows before he’s forced to release Alix and attend to his now wounded skull. The Hollywood Bad Girl zips off the ropes, coming back to wrap her gorgeous legs around Bo’s neck. The big man tries to powerbomb her down to the ground, but Alix wins the round with a hurricanrana into a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Bohemoth rolls out the pinfall! COLE Alix probably doesn’t have the strength to keep Bohemoth down with a simple hurricanrana, she’s going to have to knock him out. Bohemoth uses the ropes to bring himself upright. Alix notices his grip on the cables, and an idea forms in her mind. She quickly scrambles up to the top rope, and then waste no time in dismounting the cables with a double stomp to Bo’s arm! Bo falls to the canvas and grunts in pain, as busts out a quick yet delightfully sexy disco dance. COACH Apologies to Vinny V, but Alix has got the best dance moves in the OAOAST. Alix goes back to the top rope, as Bo struggles to get to his feet. Once Bo reaches his full almost inhuman height, Alix comes leaping off with a double stomp aimed at the top of his head! Luckily, for Bo, he’s able to step out the way and avoid Alix’s attack. Before she can muster another one, he whips her into the corner. A powerful lariat drops her down to a seated position against the posts. Bohemoth takes advantage of her moment of weakness by bouncing off the ropes and running his boot across her face in a facewash! COLE And Bohemoth running that big powerful boot across Alix’s face. Bo drags Alix to the center of the ring in order to make a cover… ONE! TWO! Alix makes a crucial kickout. This causes Bohemoth to once again stare harshly at the referee. Robinson is again fearful of what The Beast might do to him and shyly backs away. Having suitably scared the official once more, Bohemoth backs into the ropes. He steps off them and angles his arm for an elbow drop. But Alix rolls to her side and Bo’s arm bangs against the canvas. While he clutches his hurting limb, Alix rolls beneath the ropes. Putting aside any lingering pain from the face wash, the Los Angeles native climbs to the top rope. When Bo reaches his feet, she soars forward and connects with a missile dropkick! Bo is dumoped to the canvas and Alix makes a quick pin… ONE! TWO! Bo powers out the pinfall! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” the fans sing, trying to further rally Alix. The target of their chants heads to the ropes, and comes back to leap onto Bo’s head for a spinning headscissors! She tries to bring him down with an arm bar, but he uses his power advantage to shove her off. Alix lands on her furry boots. However, this is of little benefit to her as The Beast folds her in half with a deadly lariat! COACH That’s it, Mikey, ain’t no way no how Alix gonna kickout of that. Bohemoth hopes Coach is correct as he hooks onto Alix’s legs… ONE! TWO! THREE! NO ALIX KICKSOUT! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Bo pulls Alix up by a rough grip on her hair. Once she’s upright, she slings her into the ropes. The cables spit her back towards the South Carolina native, and he catches her within his arms in order to nail her with a lethal spine buster! Nearly broken in half, Alix screams in agony. The Beast then makes a rather casual cover…. ONE! TWO! Alix brings her shoulder up! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” the fans chant as Bohemoth stares off into space with a frustrated expression. COLE Two and maybe three-quarters, it doesn’t get any closer than that! Bohemoth runs the ropes, and comes back into Alix’s furry boots as the recovered babe hits him with a leaping heel kick! COLE Alix with a heel kick, and the cover! ONE TWO! Bohemoth powers out the pinfall! COLE I think that kick stunned Bohemoth. He wasn’t expecting it and it caught him right on the jaw. Alix grabs Bo and laboriously pulls him off the canvas. She tries to Irish whip him into the corner, but the big man reverses it and she’s sent into the ring posts. Bohemoth lets out a thundering roar and then charges at her with a raised boot! However, Alix rolls forward to avoid the attack! Bo’s speed and incredible momentum carries him over the top rope, all the way to the outside! Luckily for him, he’s able to land on his feet. But he must soon deal with Alix who leaps at feet first through the ropes. The big man catches onto her legs and takes hold of her in a powerbomb position. The crowd begins to worry, fearful over the pain Alix might soon endure. Thankfully for the brunette babe health she’s able to hurricanrana Bohemoth into the guardrail! However, Bo makes a fast return to his feet. As such Alix leaps onto the ring apron and springs back with an enziguri right to the back of his head! ALIX RIP LIL Eddie of The Grapes! All ya’ll other niggas keep ya head on the swivel and ya hand on ya pistol! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” The recipient of the fans’ love goes to pick Bohemoth back up, only for him to clamp his hand around her throat. He uses that grip to sling her back into the squared circle. After hopping onto the ring apron, Bo tries to follow Alix into the ring. But she leaps up and kicks him in the face! Bo stumbles inside the battle ground, allowing Alix to put him into a pinning predicament with a victory roll… ONE! TWO! Bohemoth finds his way out the pinfall! While he combats the dizziness from being rolled up, Alix leaps onto the third rope. When Bohemoth finally stands, Alix comes off the top with a cross body block! This move is ill advised as The Beast catches her within his arms! He then swings her out with a Rock Bottom, crunching her thin body against the canvas! COLE B-Trayal! COACH That’s gotta be it, Alix can’t kickout of that. Bohemoth grabs hold of Alix’s legs for the pivotal pinfall… ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner and new number one contender to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship…..BOOOOOHHHHHEEEEMMMMMOOOOOOTHHHHHH! Bohemoth reaches the top turnbuckles, and flexes his muscles as the audience pelts him with heel heat. He turns back over his shoulder to Alix’s fallen body and smiles, knowing that he’s eliminated one obstacle on the path to the world title. COLE And with this victory Bohemoth becomes the number contender to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship with a title shot at School’s Out! But can he defeat either Leon Rodez or Krista Isadora Duncan? COACH After this performance against Alix I wouldn’t bet against him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 COLE Well, folks, Bohemoth is the new number one contender to OAOAST World Title with a guaranteed title shot at next month's pay per view extravaganza School's Out! But will he take on Leon Rodez or Krista Isadora Duncan? That's a matter still to be decided later tonight. With more on our mainevent, Terry Taylor is backstage. We find an exasperated Terry Taylor standing in the locker room. TERRY Thanks, Michael. I talked with Krist- MELODY Hey! TERRY Melody? Melody and her big beautiful bouncing breasts skip onto the scene. MELODY O-M-G I was pissed to the tenth power that no came to me for my advice on sexing it up! TERRY I didn't think you were an expert on the subject. MELODY I'm the Albert Einstein of the sex game, Terry! Here's my advice, if you're going to do it over instant messenger, make sure your computer is facing away from the door, that way if someone walks in they can't see what you're doing. If that's not an option, always keep a side window open that you can click onto when someone walks in. And proper spelling is a must! There's nothing more sexually deflating than a guy asking you to suck his "penus" or talking about fondling your "big beautiful bouncing breests". What's a breest? It sounds like a Dutch desert, I have breasts. Big and bouncy ones to! If you're going to do it over World of Warcraft, make sure you're in an isolated area, you don't want PVP gankers from a rival guild coming in and busting you up. And for the love of god do it over private chat! There are bigots out there who just don't understand that dwarves and goblins can have feelings for one another. And stick to the anatomy of your character, a dwarve's penis is at the max going be four inches. If you wanted bigger your should've rolled an orc. That's all. Melody leaves the scene with Terry scrambling to make sense of what he's just heard. TERRY Uh, thanks, Melody. And- Molly Nerdly arrives onto the scene just as soon as her sister leaves. MOLLY Naturally, the winner of the virgin no more contest is going to want to film this historic moment. As such I have come with some advice on how to best film the deed. Proper lighting is a must. It separates cheesy amateur pornography from high class erotica. And lets' not forget well timed close ups to capture the feeling and passion of sexual intercourse. Camera angles are also of the utmost importance, a simple close up of insertion is so blase and done before. Whereas a wider shot can truly convey the emotion of the scene. And remember the eyes are the window to the soul, so keep them open so that we may see your sexual spirit come to life! Molly departs, satisfied with the advice she's given. TERRY Damn, I'm going to make this report if it kills me! I talked with Krista earlier today and she said she's going to work to embarrass Leon Rodez like never before. She says she despises him and that humiliating him is almost as important as defending her world title. On the other hand, Leon claims that he's immune to Krista's mind games. He says his sole focus is on winning back the world title, and no trick of Krista's is going to throw him off that aim. He mentioned he will have Morgan Nerdly out there with him. And it will be interesting to see what role she will play in helping Leon regain the OAOAST World Title for the first time in two years. Guys, back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 ZACK AND ??? VS VICE MORGAN NERDLY UNVEILEDHER OAOAST CENTERFOLD PICSNEXT WEEK ON HeldDOWN~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 I made it through the wilderness Somehow I made it through Didn't know how lost I was Until I found you I was beat Incomplete I'd been had I was sad and blue But you made me feel Yeah you made me feel Shiny and new Madonna‘s 1984 hit “Like a Virgin“ blares in the background as gorgeous women line the aisle wearing gold bras and panties in the form of pink cushioned lips. COACH Here we go, Cole. Somebody’s about to be a Virgin No More. COLE It’s a OAOAST first… and probably last. “Motherfucker of the Year” hits and the Real American Prick receives a golden pyro shower onstage. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the emcee of tonight’s special event… MMMIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTEEEERRRRRR DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKK!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Malaysia and Kareem escort Mr. Dick to the basement computer. COLE These 3 individuals have a lot of nerve coming out here following their actions earlier tonight. COACH Real men don’t cry, Cole. Oh wait, you’re not a real man! MISTER DICK How ‘bout those beautiful Pussy Lips? "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Is that a new music group? COACH They’re not from Motown, but downtown. MISTER DICK Now then, in a few short minutes one member of the OAOAST Galaxy’s phone will ring. When that person answers I’ll utter those 5 magical words, “you’re a virgin no more!” The competition was stiff, with nearly a quarter of a million people entered, some more than once… COLE Tony Tourettes anyone? MISTER DICK … but there can only be one lucky winner. (to Kareem) And big man, just where will this winner go? KAREEM To Vegas where any and everything is legal. Mmm-hmm. *bobbles head/makes funky cool hand movements* MISTER DICK Who knows, if some chick wins I might break her in myself, assuming she meets the requirements. COACH Oh, baby. Talk about a great story to share with the grandkids. COLE Are you kidding me? MISTER DICK So which one of you basement dwellers will it be? Let’s find out. MD checks the CPU monitor and makes a call. “DEUCE!” “DEUCE!” “BIGELOW!” KAREEM & MALAYSIA * RINGRINGRING * MISTER DICK Is your phone ringing? RECORDING The number you dialed is no longer in service. MISTER DICK Bad time to forget to pay the phone bill… (checks monitor) … Mark in Evansville, Indiana. COACH That’s right. *laughs* MISTER DICK Let’s try another one. Malaysia, will you do me… the honors? Malaysia places the next call as Kareem checks out the Pussy Lips. * RINGRINGRINGRING* YOUNG MAN Hello? MISTER DICK Is this Jason? YOUNG MAN Hells yeah! MISTER DICK Are you watching the show? JASON Hells yeah! My whole family is. Jason’s family moans in background. MOM Just humiliate us further dear. JASON By the way, you’re awesome, dude! MISTER DICK Guess what? JASON Tell me, man. I wanna hear those 5 magical words. MISTER DICK You’re a virgin no more? JASON Oh, shit! Mom, Dad, I’m gonna get laid! MISTER DICK Whoa there. Don’t go running off to the nearest corner store for a pack of rubbers yet. I only told you what the 5 magical words are. See, anybody who says hells yeah deserves to stay a virgin, you stupid brownnoser. So resume jerking off to online porn in your parents basement ’cause you aren‘t the winner. MD hangs up angrily. COACH COLE What a dick. “YOU SUCK, DICK!” “YOU SUCK, DICK!” “YOU SUCK, DICK!” MISTER DICK Find me a chick this time. * RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING* WOMAN’ Mr. Dick? MISTER DICK The one and only, sweetheart. WOMAN (squeals) This is Rebecca. MISTER DICK Well, Becky… Do you mind if I call you Becky? REBECCA Not at all. MISTER DICK Good, ‘cause I still would even if you did. Now Becky, I’m ready to whisper those 5 magical words in your ear, but first I need to know how much you weigh. Did you order the show? REBECCA Of course. MISTER DICK Then you know I might break in the winner myself. REBECCA I would love that. MISTER DICK What chick wouldn’t? You just need to pass a few requirements. REBECCA Like how much I weigh? MISTER DICK Oh, you’re good with instructions. A plus already. So how much? REBECCA 165. MISTER DICK Is that all muscle or fat? REBECCA Uh… MISTER DICK I’m gonna take that as fat. Do you have a cute face at least? A lot of fat chicks have cute faces. REBECCA I think so. MISTER DICK Think isn’t the same as know. Next contestant. Although I’ll be sure to pass your number along to Deuce, thunder thighs. COLE We apologize Rebecca. COACH For what? She clearly had no confidence. MISTER DICK Ger me somebody else on the line. The call is made and Malaysia whispers the person’s name in MD‘s ear. MISTER DICK Sabrina in Salem, Massachusetts. FEMALE (sultry voice) Sabrina speaking. MISTER DICK Well, Sabrina, that’s a lovely voice you have. Tell me, what do you weigh? SABRINA About 110. MISTER DICK (noticeably impressed) And what would you say is your best feature? SABRINA Oh, without question my nice *tight* ass. MISTER DICK Yeah, the competition’s over. Congratulations sweetheart, ‘cause you’re a… OOF! DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW shoves Malaysia into MD and then BREAKS a 2x4 across Kareem’s back! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Look, Coach, it’s Deuce! COACH Mr. Dick, run for your life. Deuce is flaming mad. MD is chased ringside where he trips on the steel steps. Deuce throws him inside and unloads in the corner. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! COLE Mr. Dick is being torched in the ring and this sold out crowd is loving every second of it. DEUCE Malaysia delivers a LOW BLOW and then grabs a STEEL CHAIR. “DEUCE!” “DEUCE!” “BIGELOW!” MD holds Deuce upright for a CHAIRSHOT… * TWHACK * … but the Flamingo Gigolo ducks and Malaysia accidentally clobbers her main squeeze! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Chair to the skull of the Real American Prick! COACH How can you get off on this, Cole? It’s horrible. Deuce sets his sights on Malaysia, who doesn’t back down. Before any blows can be exchanged Kareem pulls Malaysia outside to safety. Together they grab MD and retreat backstage while Deuce stands tall in the ring. COLE Deuce may have lost the battle earlier tonight, but he damn sure won the war. The OAOAST Galaxy cheer Deuce as he marches past the stunned Pussy Lips backstage. SABRINA Uh, hello? Am I the winner? COACH You’re still on the line?! But good question. Is she? COLE I have no idea. It did seem like Mr. Dick was about to declare her the winner before his altercation. “Disco Heaven” by Lady Gaga hits and VINNY VALENTINE struts onstage, mic in hand. VINNY I know what you people are thinking, “oh, my god, it’s the Vin-man! Maybe he’ll boogie for our pleasure.” COLE Not quite, but we’ll play along. VINNY To all my legion of fans, I must apologize because that won’t be the case. I know you’re disappointed, but I’m here to do a job. COACH It’s not the first time Vinny’s been asked to do the job. *laughs* VINNY As you can see, we have no host. This already has the suits sweating bullets backstage in fear they’ll be counting false advertisement lawsuits instead of sheep later tonight as they try to nod off. Luckily they have a loyal employee like me willing to lend their talent to bail the company out of a second PR disaster, the first from a public relations standpoint. COACH Zing~! VINNY So as the new host of this segment, it’s my pleasure to inform Sabrina in Salem, you’re a… Oops! Vinny “accidentally” disconnects the line. COLE What the heck? VINNY Clumsy me. Sorry about that Sabrina. I guess we’ll just move on to the next contestant. “TONY!” “TONY!” “TONY!” Vinny takes a few moments to scan the CPU monitor. VINNY Ah, here we go. Tony from Bismarck, North Dakota! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Yes! * RINGRINGRINGRING* TONY Who the FUCK is it? VINNY Tony, it’s me, your cousin Vinny. TONY What the FUCK do you want? VINNY What do I want? Aren’t you watching the show? TONY I’m watching Jenna take it up the ass. VINNY Shut the computer off, man, ‘cause YOU’RE A VIRGIN NO MORE! We cut backstage where our cameras have found the happy winner. The two cousins bust a few moves via split-screen as the OAOAST Galaxy chant Tony’s name. COLE Do you believe in miracles? Tony Tourettes is a virgin no more! COACH But who's gonna be the lucky lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 The view switches to Michael Buffer standing inside a blue spotlight in the center of the ring. BUFFER Ladies and Gentlemen: the following mainevent contest is scheduled for one fall with a time limit of sixty minutes and it is for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship!"Oh (hey!), I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh (hey!), I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone, dead and gone..." “Dead And Gone” soon transforms into Linkin Park’s “Numb” and the jeers are plentiful from the capacity crowd. Striding down the basement steps, wearing a fearsome scowl is Leon Rodez. Positioned nervously behind him is OAOAST Magazine centerfold Morgan Nerdly. Leon looks to his left and then to his right with eyes filled with hatred before heading down to the ring."I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE BECOME SO TIRED SO MUCH MORE AWARE! I'M BECOMING THIS ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!" BUFFER Introducing the challenger, from Grand Rapids, Michigan, he is accompanied by MORGAN NERDLY…he is THE FALLEN IDOL….LEEEOOOONNN ROOOOOODDDDEEEEEZZZZZZZ! A fresh round of jeers find their way into the arena as the lights on the entrance stage flash a bright white. COLE This is Leon Rodez first world title shot since Halloween Spectacular 2009. His opponent on that night? Krista Isadora Duncan. He’s a waited a long time for this, and I believe he’ll do anything to make sure he goes home with the gold. Leon adjusts his leather pants, while his hard black eyes stare out to the entrance stage.Give me those bright lights, long nights High rise, over time "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"Give me them bright lights, long nights Party till the sun is rising High rise, over time Working till the moon is shining Hot guys, fly girls Never thought I'd say I feel on top of the world I feel on top of the world Hey The basement is filled with dancers dressed as the sexiest geeks this side of Melody Nerdly. Multicoloured spotlights dance across the entry way as the anticipation builds for Krista’s arrival. Bursting through the entrance doors is the world champion herself! The dancers fawn over her as she tweets on the basement computer! BUFFER From Los Angles, California, she is a best selling author and star of the world famous FIT with KID line of exercise videos! 2010's most searched superstar on Yahoo, 2010's highest trending OAOAST topic on Twitter, a Hollywood walk of famer, more famous than everyone else put together and multiplied by four! She is a five time and current OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion... ladies and gentlemen, "MISS CALIFORNIA"... KKRRIIIIISSTTAAAA ISADORA... DDUUUUUUUUUUUUNNCCAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!! Krista strolls down an entrance ramp that’s soaked in orange and red glitter. Upon reaching the base, she playfully tosses her head back and lets the wind machine launch her hair in all manner of direction. COLE Krista and Leon harbor a lot of hatred for a lot of different people, but one thing they will agree on they absolutely hate each other most of all. Krista crosses her legs on the third rope and hangs herself upside, giving the audience quite the pleasurable view. DING DING DING KRISTA Hey, Jackie, are you awake? Leon offers no response. KRISTA I’ve decided to get a jump on feminizing you so I’ll be calling you female names throughout the contest. That okay with you, Megan? Again Leon remains stoic. KRISTA What’s the matter, Shirley, there’s no clichéd life sucks expressions to combat this form of emasculation? Or are we just feeling a little drowsy? Maybe this will wake you up? COACH I hate Krista, yet I love her at the same time. “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Leon suddenly springs to life and shoots for Krista’s legs. The busty champion sprawls backwards to counter his efforts. KRISTA Oh, honey, you may have converted yourself into a shit licking bottom feeder, but at least your penis, as malformed and small as it is, still knows where the party is at. Krista scrapes Leon off the canvas and nails him in the chest with a European uppercut. This staggers Leon back to the corner. Yet, he doesn’t remain there for very long as Krista latches onto his arm and attempts to hurl him across the ring. But The Fallen Idol reverses the hold and Miss California is sent into the turnbuckle posts. Leon charges after her, only to be caught by a running knee from the world champion. COLE What a hard shot from Krista. This match has started off at a lightening fast pace. Leon dizzily gets to his feet, using the ropes for aid. He’s soon upended over those very same ropes, as the world champion suerpkicks him over them! COACH Leon’s gotta get it together because he’s taking a beating right now. Krista exits through the ropes in the most ass revealing way possible. While the crowd salutes the booty display, Krista marches over to Leon. She grabs him by his slick black hair and smashes his face against the steel guardrail. KRISTA What’s the matter, Kristina? Did mommy not love you enough as a child? Did daddy touch you in impure places while he thought you were asleep? You can tell me. Krista hurls Leon towards the orange ring steps. But rather than collide with them, the two time world champion leaps over them. Nevertheless Krista follows after him. This is a mistake as Leon reaches over the steps and slugs her in the face. COACH That was smart wrestling by Leon Rodez, going up and over the steel steps and suckering Krista in so that he could punch her in the face. Leon goes on the assault with a running boot to Krista’s knee. He then grabs the champion by the seat of her mini skirt and chucks her into the ring. While she struggles to her feet, he makes his way onto the ring apron and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. From there he flies off with a cross bodyblock that pins her to the canvas…. ONE! Its only a one a count as Krista gets the shoulder up. However, she’s further assailed by Leon as he drives a series of stomps into her right knee. Once he’s through with that, he drags her to feet, preparing to do more damage. But Krista unleashes a torrent of knife edge chops that’s only stopped by Leon’s raking of her blue eyes. With Krista blinded for the moment, The Fallen Idol backs into the ropes. He comes speeding back with an elbow, but Krista clamps down on his neck and proves that Blonds Never Pay a Cover with a side effect! COLE That was VINTAGE Krista! Krista backs up into the corner to take a moment to catch her breath. Problematically, she has to deal with Leon charging in on her. She raises her leg to ward him off. However, he grabs hold of her limb and then drives it down to the canvas in a DDT style motion! Krista hollers in pain, and that prompts Leon to attempt to end the match with a cover… ONE! TWO! Krista makes the kickout. Leon looks to the referee with disdainful and disgusted eyes over the failed count. Morgan tries to will him back into the fight with encouraging words but gets shouted down by the irritated Grand Rapids native. COLE That’s what she gets for trying to encourage him? Yelled at? Leon hooks onto Krista and lifts her up for a knee breaker! He picks her back up and executes a second one. A third knee breaker follows before he dumps her to the canvas. Krista lies prone on the mat, while Leon stands on the first rope. The Fallen Idol jumps backwards, smashing his knee into Krista’s wounded leg. Another pinfall follows…. ONE! TWO! Krista picks her shoulder off the canvas mere moments before the three count. This does not please Leon in the slightest, and he takes his anger out on Morgan by cruelly yelling at the poor girl. COLE If I were Morgan, I’d get up and go backstage right now. Obviously Leon doesn’t want any sort of support, let him lose on his own. The challenger fastens the champion into a tree of woe position that puts worry in the hearts of the audience. Leon hesitates for several seconds, pondering his next course of action. Once he has it in mind he explodes to life to slam his black boots into Krista’s injured leg with a dropkick! The champion falls off the turnbuckle, leading Leon to hook onto her legs for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Krista makes the kickout! “KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!” COACH We know Krista’s tough and resilient, but how much more punishment is she going to be willing to take? Leon waits for Krista to get to her knees, and then swings around to send a kick screaming towards her pretty face. But Miss California catches onto his boot and slams it down to the canvas! She then pops up to try a KIDology! But Leon counters by shoving Krista to the ground. Moving quickly, Leon kicks Krista in the face with the bottom of his boot. After she falls over to the canvas, he drapes his arm across her chest for the pin….. ONE! TWO! NO! A look of disbelief settles onto Leon’s face. Morgan implores him to stay focused, but quickly gets yelled at for daring to tell him what to do. Leon’s words grow harsher and more cruel as he orders Morgan onto the ring apron. Morgan is unsure of what to do, but the fiercely stated demands of The Fallen Idol force her onto the surface. COLE What is this? Referee Clem Buzzlefoxer orders a frightened Morgan to get down. Although she’d like to depart, she knows Leon won’t let her and instead he nervously refuses. While the elderly official tries to remove her from the apron, Leon departs the ring. He hurriedly fetches a steel chair, and returns to the ring with it. COLE Turn around, Clem! Buzzlefoxer is too busy instructing a fearful Morgan off the ring apron to notice that Leon has a chair raised high above his head and aimed at the world champion. COLE It can’t end this way! COACH Its gonna end this way! First Tony Tourettes ends his sexual drought and now Leon Rodez is gonna end his world title drought. The chair is ripped out of Leon’s hands by NED BLANCAHRD! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Blanchard throws down the chair and offers Leon a one finger salute! COACH I don’t understand, Mikey, what is The Handsome Hustler doing? COLE Getting some revenge on Leon Rodez for walking out on his team last month at Anglemania! Before Leon can properly deal with Blanchard he’s swung around by Krista. The blond bombshell gives him a taste of Life In The Fab Lane with a twist of fate neckbreaker! The audience lets out a huge cheer, and Krista covers Leon. Finally Morgan departs the ring apron, and Clem is able to rush to the pinfall to make the count… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Kickout! “THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!” COACH What is Morgan doing? She almost cost Leon the match by letting Clem go. Leon realizes this and yells at Morgan as he rolls under the bottom rope and to the outside. He jams an accusatory finger into her face, and derides her for almost costing him the OAOAST world title. KRISTA Sarah’s inability to sexually satisfy his partners manifest in tantrums, rants, and blow ups, but its all just a desperate call for a penis that doesn’t ejaculate within ten seconds of penetration. Krista marches over to Leon to separate him from Morgan. But the challenger is a step ahead of the champion and drags her down to the canvas. Moving with speed, he slams her bad leg into the corner posts, causing her to shriek in pain. But that pain is merely miniscule compared to that that comes with the corner post figure four Leon slaps on her! She screams her misery as the fans instantly become worried about her condition. COACH I think Leon is trying to do more than win the title, I think he’s trying to injure Krista to. Leon releases Krista after a quick five count by Buzzlefoxer. The wounded champion crawls back to the center of the ring. Yet, she gets no reprieve as Leon follows her in with stomps to her knees. The Fallen Idol then grabs onto her golden hair and begins lifting her off the canvas. That’s when Krista surprises him with a jawbreaker! As the fans cheer, Leon turns around and stumbles away. This leaves him open to any number of attacks, and Krista choses a deadly one with a face crusher! COLE Krista has come to life! Leon gets back to his feet and is met with hard kicks to his shin. He’s finally dropped to the canvas by a leg sweep from the champion. Miss California bounces off the ropes as Leon begins to sit up and connects with a running knee strike! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” The cover is made…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Leon makes the timely kickout! He gets to his feet under his own power and slams a pair of kicks into Krista’s wounded leg. This hobbles Krista, allowing Leon to capture her inside a front facelock. He then executes a devastating brainbuster! COACH Yo~! That’s it, Krista ain’t got no way of kicking out of that. Leon looks back at Krista with churlish disgust, before leaning onto her for a pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Blanchard is on the ring apron! This distracts Buzzlefoxer and prematurely ends the pinfall. This enrages Leon needless to say, and he storms over to Blanchard. The two get into a furious argument that would result in blows except for Krista school boying her challenger! CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! LEON ROLLS OUT THE PIN! Krista swings her foot at his head, but Leon ducks the attack. He jumps up and hits her with a surprise release German suplex! COLE There’s a move you don’t often see out of Leon Rodez. COACH You gotta pull out some magic to beat someone like Krista. Leon stares at Krista for a long while, his face full of evil and fire. He strides over to her and begins picking her off the canvas, only for Krista to counter with a KIDology! But Leon shoves her away! He speedily backs up across the ring, looking as shocked as anyone that he almost got caught with her deadly finisher. COLE Was that the last gasp of Krista Isadora Duncan? A desperate move from a woman desperate to cling onto her championship? Leon goes to the top rope, and the audience gets to their feet, expecting to see an amazing stunt. COACH Leon’s got something big cooking, Mikey. The former world champion surges off the top rope with a cross body block…and lands right inside a KIDology! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE From out of nowhere! From out of nowhere! Krista grabs hold of Leon’s legs for a pinfall that’s counted by both referee and audience alike… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING “Top Of The World” fires back up to a thunderous roar from the sold out arena. BUFFER Your winner and still OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion….KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN! Krista limps upright in order to receive a hard fought spoils, the OAOAST world title. A cool grin rests on her face, one that says this victory was no trouble whatsoever. COLE What a breathtaking explosion of life by Krista Isadora Duncan! Blanchard slides into the ring to lay the bad mouth on the fallen Leon Rodez as Morgan looks on with saddened eyes. COLE Krista has retained her world title her at the first ever In Your Parents' Basement! But what will Leon have to say to Ned Blanchard and how will Krista deal with the number one contender to her world title Bohemoth? We'll find out next week on HeldDOWN~!FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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