Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Cameras outside with a graphic saying: PRE RECORD COMMENTS. STRUGIS A World Without End... it's a nice thought isn't it? But that's the problem, it is only a thought. Although the world may never end, we will. Our lives, careers, and in tonight's case title reigns. It will all come to an end someday. However as I watched HeldDOWN Thursday night I noticed two soon to be unfortunate souls doing things that I don't like, now I won't mention any names, but let's just say if they don't pay tonight, well in two weeks time, their world WILL eeeeeennnnnd. BATTLE OF THE SEXIST Houston, TX - 9-20-1973 Billy Jean King vs. Bobby Riggs WINNER: Billy Jean King 30 Rockefeller Center - 1991-1997 Katie Couric vs. Bryant Gumbel WINNER: Katie Couric His/Her Sexuality RuPaul vs. RuPaul Andre Charles WINNER: RuPaul OAOAST Championship Match - 10-26-2003 Crystal vs. Calvin Szechstein WINNER: ??? OAOAST ENTERTAINMENT Presents... The 19th Special Event by the OAOAST... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 We open with a wide shot of the ring, pyro shoots out of the ringposts and from the lighting fixtures above the ring. All of it leads to the entrance way as a glowing lightning bolt STRIKES a giant globe (as seen in the WWE logo). THE SET: As usual, the ramp is connected to the ring. Two giant plasma TVs hang above each side of the entrance; one for IZ and hD! Tombstones and pumpkins are planted along the sides of the ramp. Some of the inscriptions on the tombstones read: 2003 NEW YORK YANKEES, VINCE McMAHON'S SANITY, BIG POPPA POPICK, TBS, BEACH BRAWL, ASHTON/DEMI - OH YEAH, ADD BEN & J-LO, and ANGLESAULT. THE RING: Silver (IZ), black (OAOAST) and blue (hD!) ropes, a black ring apron with the WWE logo. The turnbuckles and ringposts are both black unless noted otherwise. The camera pans around various portions of the sold out crowd, who scream like teenage girls attending a Kobe Bryant party. LIVE WORLD WITHOUT END As we cut back to the ring, the voice of the OAOAST, Jim Ross, dressed as a corporate executive for Halloween (yes, the announcers are wearing costumes -- wee), stands in the center of the ring. JR Welcome to the 19th special event by the OAOAST! Welcome to World Without End! Ladies and gentlemen, its my pleasure to re-introduce a man not only making his broadcast return but also make his return to the ring to face Dan Black & Jailbait...he's the man who tells it like it is, you can also tune in to Jesse Ventura's America every Saturday night at 7 p.m. eastern on America's newschannel MSNBC -- JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA! "Welcome to the Jungle" blasts over the loud speakers, as the uncontrolable orgy of cheering ensues. "The Body" returns to the booth the same way he arrived over a year ago, via his Harley Davidson motorcycle. Jesse enters the ring and shakes the hand of his longtime broadcast partner, good 'ol JR. JR Jess, I never thought I'd say it, but it's great having you back. The crowd agrees by their cheers and applause. JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA Well let me tell ya, little man, it not only good to be 'The Body' (I still got paid my HUGE contract), but its good to be back right where I belong...on a good TV timeslot, baby! Chuckles and applause from the crowd. JESSE Why are you dressed like some kissup? JR I was going to ask you why you aren't wearing a Halloween costume. Didn't ya get the memo? JESSE I'm am in a costume; I dressed up like Jesse "The Body"! JR We should move on, 'Body,' what a night of action the OAOAST has planned tonight. JESSE Not only will my people get to see me and the man who would make every horror film director proud, JINGUS (who should be the champion I'll have you know) or maybe EVEN Stephen Joseph kick Dan Black & Jailbait's little asses. But EVERY OAOAST championship is on the line as well! JR I probably shouldn't ask who your partner will be. JESSE You got that right. What are we waitin' for? Let's go to the ring! I'm pumped up! JR Before we do that, let's check in with our HeldDown! colleauges -- JESSE Your colleagues, not mine. JR Michael Cole & The Coach. Guys? Instead of cutting to the flamboyant hD! broadcasters, we end up panning around the arena while our two favorite lover boys yack. COLE Thanks J.R. Michael Cole & Coach here. COACH What's happenin' hD! peeps worldwide? COLE Trust us, we're here. Zack must have been busy, he left us out in the cold for our monologue. The production is being handled by IZ. COACH That means I'll probably be further degraded. No love for da brotherman. COLE We have an incredible line up of sports entertainment for you tonight. All of it leads up to the main event for the OAOAST championship - the battle of the sexist - Crystal vs. Calvin. COACH Michael, MY GIRL is gonna take it hooooome. COLE The IZ production teams has no idea how to handle you, huh? COACH That is whacked like a mac truck. Too bad the camera isn't focused on us Cole. I'm dressed up as Kobe Bryant -- and I have my bitches to prove it. And you're dressed up in some S&M type deal. COLE Goodness. I thought it would be different from what the others would do. JR, let's go back to you. COACH Zack shouldn't have dissed up. Look whatcha did. Lookie. JR Thank you I guess. JESSE Michael Cole, you ARE different from everybody else. JR What a mess their monolouge was. IZ is used to handling the hi-tech side of things, folks. Not hD!'s opening. JESSE Why is there a big deal about this being the 19th special OAOAST event? Last time I checked, tonight's show isn't written and directed by Quentin Tarantino. JR Around here ya never know. Ya never know. By the way fans, we should let you know Ted Weddy has been barred from the arena by the OAOAST board of directors for his comments last week on IZ. They don't want him crashing the party. As JR finishes up his comments we cut backstage where Dan Black is in his specially prepared PPV office- but not everything is to his liking. On a cellphone, pacing back and forth, Dan rants. BLACK Look, I asked for a bigger desk than this. A bigger ROOM than this. You can't just fob me off, I'm the IntenseZone general manager! I saved IntenseZone! Now look- A look of disbelief appears on Dan's face. BLACK The bastard cut me off! ME! DAN BLACK! There's a knock on the door, and a cheer from the watching crowd as Dan's sultry secretary Jennifer enters. BLACK Yeah? What is it? JENNIFER Stephen Joseph to see you, Sir. BLACK WHAT? He can't come in here! I'm busy! There's a pay per view to run! A huge POP from the fans as Stephen Joseph himself barges into the room! STEPHEN Exactly my thoughts, Dan. We have just a small matter to discuss. BLACK Get the hell out, Popick! STEPHEN Dan, Dan, you don't have any authority here- this isn't IntenseZone! It's WORLD WITHOUT END, and you don't have any power over pay per views! Black shoots Stephen a look of pure hatred. BLACK Whatever it is you want, just tell me, then get out. STEPHEN It's simple. You have a match later tonight. You and Jailbait against Jesse Ventura and his partner, whoever that may be. BLACK Yeah, I know, genius, I booked it. So what? STEPHEN Well, I thought it only fair to warn you of who Jesse's partner will be. BLACK Like I care!….Er….who is it? SJ steps forward so that he and Black are face to face. Stephen speaks, slowly jabbing a finger into Dan's chest with each word. STEPHEN Let's just say it's someone you've known for a long time…who's very close to you….right about NOW! HUGE pop from the fans! JR BAH GAWD! Does this mean- Stephen Joseph to return to the ring? MAH GAWD! BLACK You better not be saying what I think you are… STEPHEN Hey, that's all I'm telling you…oh, apart from this- I've added a stipulation to your match. if Jesse beats you tonight, he gets his IntenseZone announcing job back! See you later, Danny boy! SJ exits, leaving Dan speechless with fury. Jennifer hands him a glass of water, which Dan knocks from her hand, the glass shattering explosively against the wall. BLACK Get that cleaned up. I need to talk to some people. Something needs to be done. * DING DING DING * GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Ladies and gentlemen, the first contest of WORLD WITHOUT END is set for one fall. And it is for the OAOAST North American championship! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 The cheering stops as the lights in the arena go down. Suddenly, a figure pops up from the entrance stage, Rey Mysterio-style. The crowd cheers as pyro explodes behind the figure. A spotlight reveals the figure to be Blurricane, who does a superhero-like pose once he lands. The crowd gives a loud pop as "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions begins to play. Blurricane plays to the crowd than runs to the ring with his arms extended pretending he is flying. The crowd cheers. JR And what better way to start off the pay-per-view, than with a North American Title Match? JESSE I have been looking forward to this match, Jim Ross. I've seen what Puerto Rican Lightning has done since he won the NA Title last month at Dirty Deeds, and I am proud to call him the OaOasT North American Champion! *DING DING DING* GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 190 lbs., from Parts Unknown.......BLURRRIIIIIICCCCANNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! The crowd pops as Blurricane circles the ring pretending to fly. A small chant of "Blurricane! Blurricane!" is heard as Blurri enters the ring. He takes off his cape and twirls it around then throws it ringside then does a superhero pose to a pop from the crowd as "Rock You Like A Hurricane" continues to play. JR Blurricane has a undaunting task ahead of him tonight. Puerto Rican Lightning has the Lightning Crew watching his back and you can be sure that they will come to his aid should he be in trouble in this match. JESSE And that's exactly what a stable should do, Jim Ross. Help their boss. The Lightning Crew is one of the most threatening stables in professional wrestling today. With PRL as their leader what else do you expect? HA! JR Tell me Jes, does it bother you that Puerto Rican Lightning is one of Dan Black's favorite wrestlers? He absolved the Mandatory NA Title Defense Rule just for PRL! JESSE (Hesistant, stuttering) Uh, well--um--Well, as much as I hate Dan Black, I have to say he has good taste when it comes to his favorite wrestlers. Keep in mind, I still plan on kicking his ass later tonight so I'm saving my energy by not bursting out into obscenties. Speaking of saving energy, why the hell is Blurricane running to the ring. This is a important match. He should be saving all of his energy to deal with PRL, because believe me, PRL is using 110% of himself against Blurricane! And here's PRL! The AngleTron lights up with a video of San Juan, Puerto Rico. The crowd pops as they are suprised. As the video shows footage of different places of San Juan, an organ is heard playing a sweet, gentle song. The video shows the beautfiul beaches of San Juan. Follow by looks at Olde' San Juan. The organ music continues to play as the crowd becomes hyper waiting for PRL's appearance. The video shifts from San Juan to New York City. The video shows footage of Times Square. Follow by Madison Square Garden and the Statue of Liberty at night. The video then shows a helicopter circling NYC at night follow by a look at the Manhattan skyline. Then Yankee Stadium and the Brooklyn Bridge. The organ music changes by going a high note as an angelic choir joins in. The video shows the Empire State Building and a NYC nightclub before shifting to Miami, Florida. The organ music continues playing as the video shows Miami at night. It shows footage of Miami Beach follow by a birds eye view of Pro Player Stadium. Miami's many night clubs are shown as the organ music nears it's end with the crowd getting more and more excited to see PRL. The video then shows Orlando, Florida, more specifically, Universal Studios: Islands of Adventure. As the organ music ends, the lighthouse at Islands of Adventure is shown with the light from the lighthouse shinning in front of the camera as the word "LIGHTNING" is said in a whisper. A lightning bolt hits the entrance and the crowd pops big time. Smoke and pyro fills the entrance as the AngleTron shows a blue screen with the words "PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING" in big blue blocky letters. "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" starts up as the AngleTron shows PRL sneering at the camera in a broken down warehouse. The lights go down, as the fans see a silhoutte of someone near the entrance. The crowd pops then boo as they know it is the silhoutte of Puerto Rican Lightning. Puerto Rican Lightning raises his right arm which has the OaOasT North American Title. He then raises his left arm which has the Puerto Rican Championship. He turns around as the lights go back on and the crowd begins booing big time. JESSE I just have to say that PRL's entrance is probalby the greatest entrance of all time. JR You would say that. Puerto Rican Lightning laughs at the crowd then waits for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez to make her entrance. Ms. Lindsay comes out, decked in a white tanktop, black bracelets, her hair down, wearing khakis, and white sneakers with her underwear showing a bit a'la Avril Lavigne, and gets slight pop. "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" continues to play as Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez leads PRL to the ring with PRL staring at her ass the whole time. Puerto Rican Lightning is wearing his special PPV-Only Puerto Rico Flag Facepaint and is also wearing a special custom-made red t-shirt that has a superman-like symbol on the front with "SLM" on it, and on the back it saids World Without End. October 26, 2003. SUPER LATINO MAN. BLURRICANE'S KYPRTONITE. CLICK HERE to see Front of the T-Shirt GMC And his oppoent. Coming down to the ring at this time. Accompanying by the 1st Lady of the Lightning Crew, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Weighing in at 223lbs. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. He is the OaOasT North American and Puerto Rican Champion, PUERTO RICAN LIGGGHHHHTTTTTNNNINNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!! JR Look at that shirt PRL is wearing. What disrespect. JESSE It's suppose to psych out Blurricane. Plus, it's a great looking shirt with a great design. Why doesn't PRL sell those shirts he wears at the pay-per-views? They make him millions. JR My guess is that he knows no fan in their right mind would buy them. JESSE You are so stuck in the 50's, Jim Ross. Those shirts would so fit in with what kids today are wearing. Move over Sean John, here comes PRL! JR Sean who? Don't kids today still wear tie-dye shirts or stirrup pants? JESSE Those are two different decades that you mixed together JR! Puerto Rican Lightning continues to walk to the ring with his belts over shoulders. He dares several fans to touch his belts but pulls back and laughs evily. The crowd boos and chants "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL sneers before entering the ring as "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" continues to play. Puerto Rican Lightning enters the ring and spins around showing his belts to the crowd. He puts both belts on Lindsay then does the HBK-pose while pyro goes off behind him to a loud pop from the crowd. The crowd boos as PRL grabs his belts back and poses on a turnbuckle with them. The crowd boos so PRL goes on another apron and poses with the belt a'la The Rock. They still boo so Puerto Rican Lightning jaws with the fans. PRL gets off the turnbuckle and gives his belts to the referee. He bounces off the ropes several times as "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" dies down. PRL gets a kiss for luck from Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and she heads to the outside while Blurricane heads back into the ring. The referee rings the bell. *DING DING DING* JESSE OaOasT North American Championship Match (Winner To Recieve #2 Ranking In The Intense 5 Ranking System): Puerto Rican Lightning (THE Champion with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez) vs. Blurricane JR Well folks, here we go with the opening match of World Without End. What a night we have for you! The crowd is hot chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!". PRL tells the crowd to shut up than he and Blurricane circle the ring. The two lock up with PRL getting a headlock. Blurricane throws PRL into the ropes, but Puerto Rican comes back with a leapfrog then a reverse leapfrog. He then gives Blurricane a spinning heel kick taking Blurri down. PRL goes for a cover, but Blurricane kicks out at the count of one. JR PRL going for the pin in the early going of this match. JESSE Puerto Rican Lightning is pretty smart in this case. He's grounding Blurricane early so he can end this match as quick as possible. Puerto Rican Lightning picks up Blurricane and gives him several European Uppercuts. He then does a spinning neckbreaker and follows with several close-fisted punches to the face. He goes for another cover and it gets one. JR Puerto Rican Lightning is taking it to The Blurricane early on. Puerto Rican Lightning picks up Blurricane on one knee, then kicks Blurricane several times in the face. The crowd boos and begin another "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL switches between kicking Blurricane in the face and telling the fans to shut up. PRL goes for a kick, but Blurricane holds onto his leg and hits a Shining Enzuguri to a pop from the crowd. Both men are on the mat, but are both able to get up at the same time. PRL and Blurricane engage in a staredown. JR Blurricane now psyching out Puerto Rican. JESSE And Tha Puerto Rican doing the same thing. Blurricane calls for a test of strength. PRL obliges and the two lock hands. The crowd roots for Blurricane on as the two try their hardest to get the other man down. After a few seconds of both men struggling, PRL is able to get Blurricane down on one knee to huge boos. Blurricane then is down on his knees to more boos while P.R. laughs. Suddenly, Blurricane comes to life to the shock of PRL. He is able to get PRL down on both his knees. JR I guess Blurricane really is the superhero of IntenseZone. JESSE This is just a fluke, Jim. Just a damn fluke! Blurricane continues the test of strength holding on but PRL knees him in the gut to kill the crowd. Puerto Rican Lightning elbows Blurricane in the neck then chops him while the crowd "WOOOOOOOS!!!" Lightning whips Blurricane into the turnbuckle, but Blurricane reveres and Puerto Rican does a Flair Flip onto the ring apron. JESSE What a move by Puerto Rican Lightning! He is able to show such agility and flexiablity that he is able to land perfectly on the apron. A perfect 10! The crowd stands up as Puerto Rican shows off to the crowd. Little does PRL know that Blurricane is up and is ready to attack. Blurricane runs and bumps into PRL sending him to the barricade to a pop from the crowd. JR What a brutal bump! This ain't ballet! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez goes to check on her man while the crowd chants "Blurricane! Blurricane! Blurricane! Blurricane!" PRL struggles to get up and manages to get his face ontop of the ring apron. Blurricane sees this and runs to the ropes to give PRL a baseball slide into his face sending PRL to the barricade again. The ref starts a 10 count as PRL lies on the barricade. JESSE What exactly is Blurricane thinking? Hitting the matinee face of Puerto Rican Lightning! There's a reason he wears that mask. He's uglier than Puerto Rican Lightning! JR That's prespostrous, Jes. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez helps PRL back into the ring where he lies on the mat for a few seconds before Blurricane begins beating on him. Blurricane whips PRL into the ropes and does the Running Neckbreaker Takedown. He goes for a cover but gets two. Blurricane hits a Vertical Suplex then tries for another, but Puerto Rican Lightning does his own Vertical Suplex, follow by another Vertical Suplex, and another, and another. He goes for the cover. 1.... 2.... Kick out! Puerto Rican Lightning whips Blurricane to the ropes and then hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker holding on for a surfboard stretch. JR PRL is really hurting Blurricane so far in this matchup. This match is important for both men as the #2 Ranking in the IZ Five Ranking System is also on the line. Think about that Jes, if Blurricane wins, not only is he the North American Champion, but is one step closer to becoming the OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion! JESSE That's a thought I never want to have in my head. We have a great champ in Calvin Szechstein, we don't need no wannabe phony superhero like Blurricane to represent the OaOasT as it's champ. Calvin is the perfect Champion. JR That may change tonight as Calvin takes on the female phemon of the OaOasT, Crystal in tonight's main event. JESSE Well, Crystal's proven she could hang with the boys, but can she hang with the OaOasT Champ? PRL continues holding on to the surfboard stretch, scratching Blurricane's eyes. He lets go of the hold then does the Lightning Strike. He goes for the cover. 1.... 2.... 3-KICKOUT AT 2.99999999999999. JR Close fall, but Blurricane is still in this match. PRL applies an arm-bar on Blurricane as the crowd roots for Blurri. Chants of "Let's Go Blurricane!" and "Blurricane!" ring out through the crowd. JR Fans, we have an awesome night planned for you. 9 matches are also scheldued. Blurricane now getting up with the arm-bar still in tack. Swinging Neckbreaker. Cover. 1.... 2.... KICKOUT! JESSE Whew! That was close. PRL whips Blurricane to the ropes and hits a Flying Clothesline. He heads to the top rope and waits for Blurricane to get up. When he does, PRL jumps off the top with a flying cross-body for two. Lightning applies a headlock on Blurricane as Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez cheers him on. The headlock is able to bring Blurricane down to one knee as the crowd starts clapping their hands in unison. Blurricane is able to get back up with the headlock still on. Blurricane elbows Puerto Rican Lightning in the gut two times then whips him into the ropes. PRL comes back with the Cappa Killer for two. PRL with a Russian Legsweep. He waits for Blurricane to get up, and comes back with a Shining Wizard for two. JR PRL has control of this matchup. Puerto Rican Lightning whips Blurricane to the turnbuckle. Stomping a mudhole in him. The crowd boos as PRL does a superhero pose to mock Blurricane. "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" fills the arena. Puerto Rican Lightning tells the crowd to shut up, but they just continue the chant. He puts his fingers in his ears to drown out the noise, but the chants keep continue. Finally, PRL exits the ring, and goes to be comfort by Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez to boos. JESSE What is PRL doing? He's giving Blurricane enough time to get up and that is NOT good! JR PRL seems to be really bothered by the "P.R. Sucks!" chants. JESSE You think after competing in the OaOasT for 8 months, he get use to them by now. PRL enters the ring once again and continues beating down on Blurricane. He hits a double-underhook DDT for two. He then whips Blurricane into the ropes, then does a drop toehold with Blurricane landing on the second rope. The crowd cheers and stand up as PRL gets a twisted smile on his face. JESSE Uh-oh. You know what he is going for Jim Ross! JR Indeed I do, Jes. PRL 7-8-7!!! Puerto Rican Lightning heads to the ropes and hits Blurricane with the 7-8-7 to a pop from the crowd. He then continues the assault by jumping on the top rope and doing the San Juan Jam onto Blurricane for a two count. JR So close, yet so far. Blurricane maybe beaten but he is far from out! JESSE For now, JR, for now. PRL is intent on CRIPPLING Blurricane and something tells me he will prove to the world tonight, that he is indeed Blurricane's kyprtonite! PRL heads to the top rope and comes down with The Mad Cappa Crusher 2003. He whips Blurricane into the ropes. PRL goes for a clothesline but Blurricane ducks, but PRL comes back with a Dangerous DDT making Blurricane land right on his head. JR BAWD GAWD~! That had to hurt Blurricane tremodously! JESSE If he is a real superhero, he'll be able to get out of this one. PRL whips Blurricane into the ropes and does a Samoan Drop. Puerto Rican Lightning then heads to the top rope causing the crowd to stand up and cheer. Puerto Rican Lightning removes his left elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. He does the UP YOURS signal to the crowd and drops the FU Elbow Drop onto Blurricane. JR The FU Elbow Drop! The FU Elbow Drop! It could be all over! 1. 2. NO! Blurricane kicked out right in the nick of time! Puerto Rican Lightning gets up while Blurricane still lies on the mat. He looks at the outside while the crowd boos. Small chants of "P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R!" are heard but they are taken over by "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" Puerto Rican gets a sadistic smile on his face and heads to the outside. He heads to the table where the ringbell is kept and grabs Blurricane's cape. He heads back into the ring and puts the cape on to huge boos from the crowd. JR What the hell is PRL doing wearing Blurricane's cape? That's that man's private property! He should be ashamed of himself. Puerto Rican Lightning does a superhero-pose mocking Blurricane while the crowd chants "P.R. Sucks!". He picks up Blurricane, and does the Running Neckbreaker Takedown on him. The crowd boos as PRL gets up and pretends to fly around the ring a'la Blurricane. JESSE That's not PRL in the ring! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's SUPER LATINO MAN and he's here to kick the Blurricane's ass! JR (disgusted) Super Latino Man. Great. Puerto Rican Lightning picks up Blurricane again and whips him into the ropes. He kicks Blurricane in the gut and hits the Shining Enzuguri. He heads to the top rope and comes down with the Diving Sunset Flip for two. JR It looks like...Yes! PRL is STEALING Blurricane's moves! JESSE It's like wearing Blurricane's cape gives PRL the power to do that! It's incredible! JR PRL is looking to end this match right now! Puerto Rican Lightning does one more superhero pose then picks up Blurricane.....and hits The Blurred Effect. JR THE BLUR EFFECT ON BLURRICANE! PRL goes for the pin.... 1.... 2.... 3--NO!!!!! JR Blurricane kicked out of his own finishing move! Puerto Rican Lightning, a little ticked off, heads to the top rope. And he hits the Blurred Reality on Blurricane. Cover. 1.... 2... 3---KICK OUT!!! JR PRL does it again! JESSE That cape has magical powers, Jim Ross. JR Magical powers my Oklahoma ass! Puerto Rican becomes furious and takes off the cape. He spits on it and begins choking Blurricane with it. He stops at the count of 3, then spits on the cape and rips it apart to huge boos. JR What the hell is PRL doing now?! Stop this! That's Blurricane's cape. His own private propetry! And Puerto Rican Lightning is tearing it to shreds! JESSE HA! HA! HA! This is great! Blurricane's cape is history! PRL IS Blurricane's kyprtonite! The referee throws the pieces of Blurricane's cape outside, giving Blurricane enough time to deliever a lowblow to PRL to a huge pop. JESSE What kind of a superhero does that? JR A superhero that is desperate to win the North American Title and move up in the Intense-5! Blurricane slowly gets up, and hits PRL with a X-Factor. He goes for the cover which gets two. Blurricane, with a determined look on his face, screams and hits a powerbomb on PRL. He stands over PRL and gets a curious look on his face. The crowd cheers as Blurricane removes the bandana on PRL's head and puts it on his. The crowd cheers as Blurricane strikes a hip-hop/thug pose and walks around the ring shouting "Ola! Esse! Burritos! Tacos!" as PRL struggles to get up. JESSE How dare Blurricane mock PRL's people and culture? Blurricane is the one who should be ashamed of himself? PRL prides himself in being a positive influence on Puerto Ricans. This is totally uncalled for. Blurricane waits for PRL to get up, and gives PRL a T-Bone Suplex. He then picks up PRL and gives him another T-Bone Suplex. Blurricane stands up and does another hip-hop pose to a pose. He then grabs PRL and whips him into the ropes, and then gives him the Lightning Strike. Blurricane then heads to the top rope, removes his right elbow pad, but does a hokey thumbs up sign, then comes back down with his version of the FU Elbow Drop. JR And now Blurricane is doing PRL's signature moves! JESSE Blurricane should be ashamed. JR Aren't you going to say that PRL's bandana is giving Blurricane the power to do PRL's moves? JESSE No. Blurricane waits for PRL to get up....and does the P.R. Nightmare on PRL! JR P.R. Nightmare on PRL! P.R. Nightmare on PRL! 1.2. NO!!!! Blurricane almost defeated PRL with PRL's own finisher! Blurricane picks up PRL and gives him the Annexation of Puerto Rico for two. JR Blurricane has used both of PRL's finishing moves on PRL! JESSE Blurricane is going to pay for this. I know he will! Blurricane then gives PRL the Che Guevera Special follow by the "Free Puerto Rico Now!" Slam for two. Blurricane gets up and does several more hip-hop/thug poses to huge pops from the crowd. Blurricane heads to the top rope and prepares to go for the flying cross-body. He jumps off the top.......but PRL dropkicks Blurricane in the gut sending him crashing to the mat to groans. JR OH! Blurricane is down. JESSE And PRL removes his bandana to choke Blurricane with it! The referee stops PRL from choking Blurricane with PRL's bandana. PRL lets go and puts the bandana back on his head. By now, PRL's face paint is 1/2 gone and he is sweating. The crowd chants "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" as he waits for Blurricane to get up. Blurricane gets up and PRL grabs him for the PR Nightmare, but Blurricane reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex! 1 2 No!!! Blurricane moves to the corner and waits for PRL to begin standing. As he sees him reach his knees Blurricane comes running in and hits a Low Dropkick right to PRL's face! JR Good gawd he might have broken his nose!!! JESSE No!!! Not his nose!! 1 2 3…No!!! Blurricane used up most of his remaining energy with the last two moves and is slow to get up as is PRL. The ref starts a 10 count as both men lie still on the mat. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…Blurricane begins pulling himself up using the ropes…8…9…Blurricane pulls PRL up and goes for the Eye of the Hurricane, but PRL fights his way out and goes for a Latin Slam. Blurricane elbows his way out before PRL can slam him and he whips PRL to the ropes. Blurricane takes PRL down with a Hurricanrana as he comes bouncing back. Cover. 1 2 3…No!!! JR These two are killing each other! JESSE PRL killing off Blurricane doesn't sound too bad. Blurricane slowly gets up and PRL gets up shortly after. Both men begin trading hard punches as the work their way into the corner where PRL rakes Blurricane's eyes and tosses him into the corner. PRL then places Blurricane on the top rope and goes for a Super Hurricanrana, but Blurricane counters with a Powerbomb all the way to the mat!! JR GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! JESSE I couldn't have said it better myself! Blurricane is slow to make the cover as the excited crowd chant "holy shit." Finally Blurricane makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count. 1 2 3………No!!! JR Bah gawd how did he kick out of that??? Blurricane slowly stands again and pulls PRL up with him. Blurricane then grabs him by the throat for a Chokeslam, but PRL elbows out and goes for a PR Nightmare. Blurricane shoves PRL off and kicks him in the gut before setting him up for a Blur Effect. PRL manages to break free before Blurricane can completely set him up for the move and PRL rolls Blurricane up. 1 2 3…No!!! PRL waits for Blurricane to stand and grabs him for a German Suplex, but Blurricane blocks it and goes for a Victory Roll through PRL's legs. However, PRL manages to roll through it and end up in a pinning predicament. 1 2 3…No!!! JR Bah gawd I'm gonna have a heart attack with all these near falls!! JESSE It's probably all that BBQ Sauce you've eaten that's making you feel that way! PRL goes to pick Blurricane up, but Blurricane kicks him in the head a couple of times before kipping up into a Hurricanrana like AJ Styles. PRL slowly gets back to his feet, but he's taken back down with a Jumping Clothesline! Blurricane then climbs to the top rope and waits for PRL to stand. As PRL stands Blurricane comes off for the Blurred Reality, but PRL side steps him and Blurricane crashes on the mat! JR Oh no!! Blurricane just crashed and bah gawd burned!!! JESSE That's it!! He has to be done! PRL then waits for Blurricane to stand and quickly takes him back down with a Flying Forearm. PRL then gets back up and waits again before taking him down with another Flying Forearm. The fans begin to boo as they know what is coming. PRL takes Blurricane down once more with a Flying Forearm and follows it up with the final Forearm. Puerto Rican Lightning kips up to the roar of the crowd. They begin booing PRL as he jumps up and down and heads to a turnbuckle. JR Oh no. You know what this means. JESSE Yes, I do Jim Ross. Puerto Rican Lightning is going for the finish. He's going to try and finish off Blurricane with the Sweet Chin Music!!! JR PRL is now tuning up the band. Puerto Rican Lightning stomps his foot several times a'la Shawn Michaels. The crowd begins to get hyper and chants "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL continues "Tuning Up The Band" as Blurricane struggles to get up. JESSE It's all over! It's all over! PRL is going to retain the North American Title! Blurricane struggles, but finally gets up. By this time, Puerto Rican is very hyper and once Blurricane is up, PRL runs to him and goes for the Sweet Chin Music. The crowd holds its breath, but Blurricane is able to catch PRL's right foot before it hits his face. The crowd cheers, but the cheers turn to boos immediatley as Lightning hits an enzuguri on Blurricane to the groans of the crowd. JR What a move by Puerto Rican Lightning! The match is now in either man's hands! Both men are now down on the mat with the ref starting the 10 count. PRL and Blurri lie on the mat breathing hard and sweating. PRL's facepaint is 1/2 gone as Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez cheers him on. The crowd gets hyper, cheering for Blurricane to get up. JR Both men are now moving! I believe that whoever gets up first will infact win this match. JESSE And that man is Puerto Rican Lightning, Jim Ross. PRL is now getting up while a mortal man would stay down. PRL is indeed a superhero! HA! HA! The crowd gets more and more hyper as PRL gets up first and grabs Blurricane. Puerto Rican kicks Blurricane in the stomach. JR P.R. Nightmare! PRL is going for the P.R. Nightmare! BUT WAIT! Blurricane holds on! Shoves him into the ropes and rolls him up! This is how Blurricane defeated PRL a few weeks back! 1, 2, THR--NO!!!! Close call. PRL and Blurricane get up at the same time and go for a clothesline. PRL ducks and hits Blurricane with a clothesline. Blurricane gets up again, but PRL punches him several times and whips him into the ropes. PRL then gives Blurricane a spinebuster in the middle of the ring and stands over him. The crowd begins to cheer and boo and stand up as PRL looks at them with a sick smile. He sees Blurricane lying in pain in the middle of the ring, and prepares to deliever the Puerto Rico Elbow. JR Oh, boy. This isn't going to be good for Blurricane. JESSE You're damn right it isn't good news for Blurricane. For it is now time for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling, NOT sports-entertainment, the Puerto Rico Elbow!!! PRL removes his right elbow pad, spits on it, and throws it onto Blurricane's face. PRL then does some weird hand signals and bounces off the ropes. Before he drops the elbow, he does a superhero-pose to boos then drops the Puerto Rico Elbow on Blurricane to a big pop from the crowd. PRL then pumps his fist in the air and bounces off the ropes once again. He does another superhero pose and drops another Puerto Rico Elbow to another pop. JESSE A double Puerto Rico Elbow Jim Ross! PRL must really want to win this match if he is doing two straight elbows on Blurricane! JR Will that be enough? 1....... 2......... THRE---NO!!!!!!!!!!!! JR And Blurricane is still in this match! JESSE Not for long, Jim Ross! Not for long! PRL becomes frustrated and kicks Blurricane in the head. The crowd becomes hyper and begins chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL yells at the crowd telling them to "Shut up!" He gets up and heads to a turnbuckle. He begins taking off the protected padding on the top turnbuckle as the crowd boos. JR Now come on! That isn't right! PRL is cheating! JESSE Hey, PRL is following my #1 rule. Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat! Puerto Rican removes the top turnbuckle pad as Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez cheers him on. Blurricane struggles to get up as PRL heads to him. He grabs Blurricanes legs and tries to go for a Sharpshooter, but Blurricane blocks it. Puerto Rican then kicks Blurricane in the stomach, picks him up and prepares to do the Snake Eyes on the top turnbuckle where the padding is gone. The crowd stands up in anticipation as PRL prepares to do the Snake Eyes Blurricane. JR Oh come on! This isn't fair! This ain't right! JESSE Here it comes Jim Ross! Here it comes! PRL runs with Blurricane, but Blurricane is able to escape. PRL heads chest first into the exposed turnbuckle and then takes a dropkick from Blurricane. Blurricane then grabs PRL's legs and catapults PRL into the turnbuckle face first causing PRL to Flair Flop onto the mat. Blurricane goes to make the cover. 1....... 2........ KICK OUT!!!! JESSE Whoooo! PRL is still in this contest. JR Blurricane was one second away from becoming the North American Champion! This match has taken a toll on both men. Both men doing whatever it takes to become the NA Champ. Can PRL do it? Can he survive the Blurricane? Or can Blurricane dethrone Puerto Rican Lightning and become the NA Champion for the first time? PRL gets up, most of his facepaint gone, and picks up Blurricane. He punches him in the face....but Blurricane shakes his head, no-selling the punch. The crowd cheers as PRL punches Blurricane again...and Blurricane shakes his head once again. PRL punches him again and Blurricane no-sells the punch, getting up on one knee. PRL punches him one more time, and Blurricane gets up and starts jumping up and down getting the crowd hype up. PRL stands in awe wondering what Blurricane is doing. Blurricane continues jumping up and down as the crowd gets more and more hyper. JR It looks like Blurricane is making the Superman comeback! JESSE Come on PRL! Punch Blurricane. He's an idiot. Don't just stand there. Punch him! PRL punches Blurricane again, but Blurricane shakes his head once more. Blurricane begins laying punches of his own on PRL to the delight of the crowd. He Irish Whips Lightning into the ropes and does the running neckbreaker takedown on him. Blurricane waits for PRL to get up....and gives him the chokeslam. JR CHOKESLAM!!! CHOKESLAM!!!! BLURRICANE HAS HIT THE CHOKESLAM ON PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING!!!! JESSE That's the second time we've seen that move in this match! Blurricane gives the fans the hokey thumbs up and picks up PRL. PRL Flair Flops back down. Blurricane picks up PRL again, but Lightning Flair Flops again. Blurricane picks up PRL once more and whips him into the turnbuckle. PRL bumps into the referee causing the ref to fall to mat, unconscious. PRL himself falls onto the mat as Blurricane climbs up the turnbuckle. He waits for PRL to get up, and when he does, comes down with the Blurred Reality to the roars of the crowd. JR THE BLURRED REALITY! THE BLURRED REALITY! BLURRICANE HAS HIT THE BLURRED REALITY ON PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! IT'S ALL OVER! IT'S ALL OVER! WE GOT A NEW OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION! WE GOT A NEW OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION! BUT THE REFEREE IS KNOCKED OUT! WAKE UP, REF! WAKE UP, DAMNIT!!!!! Suddenly, Mr. Boricua runs into the ring. JR WHAT NOW? IT'S THAT DAMN MR. BORICUA! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? JESSE He's giving PRL moral support! Mr. Boricua kicks Blurricane in the stomach stopping the cover. The crowd boos as Mr. Boricua begins punching Blurricane and bodyslamming him. JR How is that moral support? Mr. Boricua picks up Blurricane and goes for a chokeslam on him, but Blurricane kicks him in the balls to stop it. Blurricane knocks out Mr. Boricua with one punch to send him to the outside to the roars of the crowd. JR AND HERE COMES THE DAMN LIGHTNING CREW!!! Suddenly, Vitamin X and Thomas Rodregueiz enter the ring. Thomas goes for a right hook on Blurricane, but Blurricane ducks and low-blows him too. Blurricane then fights off Vitamin X's attack giving him the Blur Effect to a huge pop. JR BLUR EFFECT ON VITAMIN X! BUT THERE ARE STILL MORE LIGHTNING CREW MEMBERS LEFT! JESSE And HERE HE IS NOW!!! Colombian Heat runs to the ring and begins brawling with Blurricane. Vitamin X, Thomas Rodreguiez, and Mr. Boricua recuperate on the outside. Blurricane gets the best of the brawl with Heat and prepares to give him the Blur Effect when....... A rotound size man runs into the ring. The crowd is in awe of this man who wears a Cuban flag bandana, black vest, a white Lightning Crew t-shirt, black elbowpads, fingerless black gloves, a gold chain around the neck, blue long tights, and red boots. This goatee-wearing indivual is carrying a steel chain as he enters the ring. JR What the? Who is this? Who is that man? JESSE I have no idea, Jim Ross. The crowd is still in awe but begin booing when the mysterious man begins choking out Blurricane with the steel chain. JR Wait a minute!!! THAT MAN IS CHOKING BLURRICANE TO DEATH!!! JESSE I guess a steel chain is Blurricane's kyprotnite isn't it? JR This isn't funny, Jess. Blurricane is suffocating right here in the middle of the ring! The crowd continues booing as the mysterious man continues choking out Blurricane with the steel chain. Blurricane is nearly unconscious when Colombian Heat grabs a pair of brass knucks from his shorts and hits Blurricane with them knocking Blurricane onto the mat face first. Colombian Heat and the mysterious man leave the ring as PRL begins to get up. JR WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? JESSE It's pretty simple JR! That mysterious man is a member of the Lightning Crew! JR DAMNIT!!! GOD NO!!! ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE LIGHTNING CREW!!! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO BLURRICANE? WHY? The crowd becomes hyper as Puerto Rican Lightning gets up dazed. His facepaint gone, PRL grabs the unconscious Blurricane and gives him the P.R. Nightmare and covers him. The referee begins to get up as the Lightning Crew surround the ring. The referee gets up and counts. JR NO! NOT THIS WAY!!!! NO!!!! 1....... 2....... 3!!!!! *DING DING DING* JR DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!! GMC Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest....and STILL OaOasT North American Champion, PUERTO RICAN LIGGHHHHTTTTNNNINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" begins to play over the P.A. System as the crowd boos. Chants of "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" fill the arena as the Lightning Crew enter the ring to help their fallen boss. Blurricane is still unconscious on the mat as the crowd continues booing. JR THIS IS NOT FAIR!!! BLURRICANE, AFTER REGAINING HIS OAOAST CONTRACT LAST MONTH AT DIRTY DEEDS HAS FALLEN IN HIS QUEST TO BECOME THE OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION AND ALL BECAUSE OF INTERFERENCE FROM THE LIGHTNING CREW! BLURRICANE HAD THIS MATCH WON, DAMNIT! HE HAD IT WON! JESSE He tried but failed. Face it, Jim Ross! Tonight, on October 26, 2003, Puerto Rican Lightning proved to the world that he is indeed Blurricane's kyprtonite, and I, for one, couldn't be the more happier. That phony-wannabe superhero got exactly what he deserved! "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" continues to play as the Lightning Crew help PRL stand up. Mr. Boricua hands PRL his Puerto Rican Championship belt and the mysterious man with the steel chain hands PRL the OaOasT North American Championship belt. PRL hugs the man and shakes his hand. He gets a kiss from Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez than raises his belts to boos. He stands on the apron and gives the crowd the finger. PRL jaws with the fans and raises his belts. JR WHAT A DEPRESSING WAY TO START WORLD WITHOUT END! JESSE DEPRESSING?!!! THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO START THE PAY-PER-VIEW WITH PRL ON TOP! JR I seriously believe that if that mysterious man hadn't interferred, Blurricane would be the OaOasT North American Champion by now! JESSE No he wouldn't, Jim Ross. PRL is Blurricane's kyprtonite. It saids so on the back of his shirt and it's true. PRL is Blurricane's kyprtonite! PRL IS BETTER THAN BLURRICANE HA! HA! PRL looks at the down Blurricane. He sneers at him then begins beating down on him to boos. The Lightning Crew join in on the beatdown. JR Now this is enough. We don't need this! We don't need this at all! Stop this! This is enough! We don't need this! Can someone please get security? JESSE What's wrong with this, JR? PRL's just putting the finishing touches on Blurricane! The Lightning Crew continue to beatdown on Blurricane as the crowd boos and chants "Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!" The mysterious man holds up Blurricane as PRL lays in several punches in his face. PRL smacks Blurricane around and spit on him. The mysterious man gives Blurricane The De-Railer to the boos of the crowd. JR A DERAILER ON BLURRICANE! STOP THIS! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THIS?!!!! The Lightning Crew lay in some more boots to Blurricane. PRL then takes off Blurricane's mask and puts it on, doing several superhero poses to more boos. JR Now this is just pure disrespect! PRL only cares about himself and no one else. The man is one evil sonofabitch! JESSE Whoa! Easy, Jim! Easy! PRL is the best! You and every IZ superstar should be thankful that PRL is on the show! He gives IZ the ratings! The Lightning Crew stand over the unmask Blurricane jawing with the fans. Mr. Boricua and Colombian Heat raise PRL's hands while PRL holds the OaOasT North American Championship and Puerto Rican Championship belts. The crowd continues to chant "Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!" Suddenly, the crowd begins to cheer as from the entrance, runs out The Mad Cappa. JR IT'S THE MAD CAPPA! JESSE UGH! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? WHY ISN'T HE PREPARING FOR HIS MATCH LATER TONIGHT?!!! The crowd goes crazy as The Mad Cappa enters the ring. The Lightning Crew come together and stand united on one corner of the ring against Cappa. The Mad Cappa stares coldly at PRL who stares back. The crowd stands up waiting to see who will make the first move. JR GET PRL! GET PRL! CAPPA! GO AFTER PRL! JESSE YOU ARE SO DAMN BIAS AGAINST PRL IT DISGUSTS ME! Puerto Rican looks at the Lightning Crew. He becomes gulps nervously shaking. Finally, PRL grabs Colombian Heat and shoves him onto Cappa, who knocks him out with one punch. JR AND HERE WE GO! The Lightning Crew, minus Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, go after The Mad Cappa. The Mad Cappa knocks out the Lightning Crew with one punch as the crowd goes insane. PRL and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez leave the ring and run into the entrance stage watching the action. The Mad Cappa gives Colombian Heat the BUST A CAP! He does two BUST A CAPs on Mr. Boricua and on Vitamin X. He does another BUST A CAP on the mysterious man who attacked Blurricane. The Mad Cappa plays to the crowd as the Lightning Crew leave the ring in pain. PRL screams at Cappa and holds on to Lindsay as the Lightning Crew run to their boss. The crowd goes crazy as Cappa stares at PRL from the ring. He jaws with him and points a finger at him. JR CAPPA HAS TAKEN CARE OF THE LIGHTNING CREW EXCEPT FOR THE ONE PERSON HE WANTS TO ATTACK THE MOST!!! JESSE Cappa can't beat PRL! He just can't! Puerto Rican Lightning yells at Cappa and pretends to be held back. The Lightning Crew leave through the curtain but not before PRL holds up the North American and Puerto Rican Championships and jaws with the crowd. "Act A Fool" by Ludacris begins to play as Cappa goes to check on Blurricane. The crowd is still going crazy chanting "Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!" Blurricane is able to get up without Cappa's help, but needs him to carry him out of the ring. JR One of these days. One of these days, The Mad Cappa will get his hands on Puerto Rican Lightning. Just you wait! One of these days! JESSE Keep dreaming, Jim Ross. Keep dreaming. There is NO CHANCE IN HELL that The Mad Cappa can beat Puerto Rican Lightning. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! JR One day. Just one day. Cappa will defeat PRL and become the North American and Puerto Rican Champion. One day. "Act A Fool" by Ludacris continues to play as The Mad Cappa carries Blurricane through the entrance. Cappa and Blurricane raise their hands to a huge pop from the crowd then leave. "Act A Fool" continues to play on the P.A. system. JR Well fans, that was certainly an interesting way to kick of World Without End. Fans, tonight is one of the most important nights in the OaOasT's two year history. For tonight, we could bear witness to the first Female OaOasT Heavyweight Champion. Tonight, the Female Phemon Crystal takes on Calvin Szechstein in the main event for the OaOasT Heavyweight Title. But that's not all. We also got 8 action packed matches planned for you tonight. So don't go away. We still got more planned ahead on OaOasT World Without End! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 2/3 FALLS aj flaire vs. sly summers COACH Coming up right now is a rematch from a match we witnessed this past week on HeldDOWN~!, when AJ Flaire made one hell of an unexpected splash in his debut match, working through doctor's orders that he must forfeit the match due to a gigantic cut on his forehead, and coming back from minutes of punishment to that gash by Sly Summers to hit not only the Nice Taste, but to scale the top rope, as dizzy as the loss of blood might make him, and nail an awe-inspiring twisting 450 splash known simply as Extra Special. COLE Extra special, it was indeed, as was his performance in the contest. However, due to Sly whining to his buddy, World Champion Calvin Szechstein, he got himself a re-match against the newest member of HeldDOWN~!, only this time, it's two out of three falls. During Coach and Cole's talking, Sly quietly walks to the ring, already in his ring gear. He has a mic. SLY I know, I'm not "scheduled" for mic time. But my buddy's the World Champ. So....that sort of makes me the V.P. around here, and no one questions the V.P.! Now, like I said before, my buddy IS Calvin Szechstein, and since he's got all the power around here, I get to switch a few things around. First off...the first fall of our match can only end when someone gets pinned. The second fall can only end when someone taps out. The third fall is anything goes, but falls only count in this ring. Now, in the name of all that is Gelfman, get your ass out here! "Man in the Box" starts up, and AJ Flaire comes out, soaking in some of his new-found adulation, and slaps hands with the fans as he makes his lap around the ring. He then enters the ring, and him and Sly lock eyes from opposite sides of the ring. COLE This just in.....Tim Moysey has told us to inform you fans that he's just signed the papers, and the winner of this contest will face either Ragdoll or Mad Matt, whoever comes out of tonight's Barbed Wire match as the X Champion! COACH That's big news. Thing is, neither man in this match knows that. Think of how hard they'd work, knowing that they're now working for a shot at championship gold, if they win this all-important contest! As AJ hands his entrance gear to the ringboy, the bell rings, and Sly sneak-attacks with a forearm to the back. He kicks a stunned AJ in the mid-section, and gives AJ his own finisher, the That's Phenomonal piledriver! Sly goes for the cover...1.....2......3! Thanks to a pre-match attack and a lot of sneakery, Sly Summers has cheated AJ Flaire out of the first fall! * DING DING DING * GMC The winner of the first fall is Sly Summers! We will now enter a brief rest period. COACH Even I've got to say that what Sly just did there was really unfair! COLE But you must remember, Coach: it's not the Totally Endorsed way unless someone gets blindsided, screwed, and/or manipulated. COACH True. Nonetheless, Sly Summers is just ONE tapout away from becoming the number one contender to the X Division Championship! The referee then orders a rest period so that AJ can get to his senses, and the second fall will actually be even. Sly gloats to the crowd as Flaire eventually comes back up to his feet. When AJ gives the thumbs up, the referee signals for the bell to ring for the second fall! AJ wants to go for a collar-and-elbow tie-up, but Sly, remembering how he fared in that type of lock-up in the first match, instead puts his hand out for a Greco Roman knucklelock. They lock knuckles, and both men then stick their hands up to lock their free hands. They lock fists, and start their struggle. AJ frees one hand, and hits a deep armdrag into an armbar. But, Sly's familiar with this situation due to the first match, and hooks AJ's head with his legs, bringing him down in a headscissors. AJ rolls into position so that he's on his knees, then does a headstand, and pushes out of the headscissors with his hands, landing on his knees. He then jumps into position, and locks an inverted keylock on Sly's left arm. Sly rolls backwards, switches position, gets out of the keylock, and locks in a cravate. AJ crouches down, grabs the left arm of Sly's, which is clamping AJ's neck from the bottom, and grabs it. He then breaks the cravate, and locks in a regular hammerlock with the left arm. Sly teases a hair pull, but AJ responds quickly by tripping Sly off of his feet, while keeping the hammerlock cinched in. Sly bridges upwards, so AJ jumps on Sly, sitting on his knees, which are positioned on Sly's thighs. Sly then puts his arm in between the intertwined arms within the hammerlock, and hooks AJ's neck. He uses that arm to pull AJ over, so that he still has the hammerlock in, but he's laying on his back, with his and Sly's heads touching. They both turn around at the same time, and reposition their arms so they're now in an odd lying collar-and-elbow tie-up. They both inch up simultaniously until they get to their feet, and they struggle for power until they hit the ropes. The referee gets in between the two men to break up their lock-up. MC So far, we're seeing one heck of a technical clinic! They seperate, and then circle around. Sly shoots for the leg, but AJ spins around, and gets in position so that he's sitting on Sly's back as he's crouching. He then grabs Sly's arm and locks in an armbar. Sly tries to pick the leg again, while in that position, but AJ hooks both arms, rolls over, and locks in a double chicken wing. Sly struggles to shift his weight to roll over, and does after almost thirty seconds. But, AJ then plants one knee down while Sly's in a sitting position, and pull the arms upward, creating a Misawa facelock (Steve Blackman's old Butterfly Lock). Sly again tries to roll out, and eventually gets to his feet. But, AJ still has both arms hooked, and nails a Tiger suplex, driving Sly right on top of his head! COACH My lord! Sly just bounced off of his damn skull! COLE Sly Summers was 19. Flaire takes advantage of the situation, and locks a Fujiwara armbar in on the hurt left arm of Sly's. Sly struggles for just about a minute, and barely gets to the bottom rope in time. AJ gives him a clean break, and Sly backs into his corner, begging off. AJ tries to go in for the kill, but Sly pulls AJ in with his good arm, with AJ going head-first into the middle turnbuckle. Sly then pulls AJ up, and works over him with European uppercuts with his good arm. Sly hits an Irish whip, and connects with a jumping heel kick. Sly then cinches in a rear chinlock. But, AJ bridges upwards, grabs the left arm of Sly's (which is just under the chin of AJ) and drops it down in a shoulder breaker. AJ gets up after shaking off the cobwebs, and locks in a cross armbreaker. But, Sly gets his foot on the bottom rope in seconds. AJ lets up of the hold, but keeps ahold of Sly's wrist, and pulls him center-ring. AJ then lays Sly's arm out, and drops a legdrop. He follows up with another cross armbreaker. Sly tries desperately to inch towards the ropes, but when he can't, he does a backwards roll, to where both him and AJ's momentum carry them to their feet, and Sly scores a single leg trip from behind with his free hand. COLE Sly sure is showing off some mat skills we've never seen out of him before. Sly then slides upward, and locks in the Dragon Sleeper with his good arm. AJ crawls forward, and, after almost forty seconds, AJ makes it to the ropes. Sly lets go, and starts stomping on the neck of AJ Flaire. Sly pulls AJ up, slaps him in the face, and nails the Bob Saget Deluxe Special. But, he rolls through on the spinning neckbreaker, and locks in a cravate as he comes back to his feet! AJ attempts to fight out manually, but when he cannot reverse it, he starts elbowing Sly in the stomach until he lets go. But, when Sly does, he grabs AJ by the hair, and brings him down in an Edge-o-Matic. Sly then gets up, and hits a kneedrop, right across the throat. Sly follows up by pulling AJ to his feet, and locking the cravate in, yet again. AJ gets the crowd behind him, and starts elbowing Sly in the stomach. AJ escapes, but Sly grabs his wrist, and whips him to the ropes. Sly goes for a clothesline, but AJ ducks the clothesline. AJ comes back around, slides underneath Sly's legs, and goes for the Fujiwara armbar! But, Sly rolls through on the takedown, comes back up, and goes for a Flatliner. AJ slides underneath Sly's arm, pivot turns to the other side of Sly, and hits the armbar takedown into the Fujiwara armbar! COLE He's got his patented submission hold locked in. How long will it be before we see a submission? The crowd starts to chant "Tap!" as Sly tries to inch toward the ropes. But, he has an awful long way to go, as they're mid-ring. Sly gets close to the ropes, so AJ drags him to the middle of the ring by his arm while in the armbar, and yells, "Tap, you bitch!" Sly's arm goes up.....and he taps! The crowd seems quite pleased by this result! * DING DING DING * GMC The winner of the second fall -- AJ Flaire! Both men have one fall. Once the breif rest period is over, we will enter the third and final fall. COLE AJ Flaire used his diligence and perserverance to tie this match up at one fall apiece! COACH You know what this means! As soon as the referee can get both men back to their corners, we begin the final leg of this match, which apparantly has no rules! The referee gives Sly time to tend to his arm. The referee even thinks he notices some darkening of the skin around the elbow joint, so he calls the paramedic at ringside into the ring. The paramedic then tapes up Sly's arm, and Sly is given time to get back to his corner. When he does, the referee asks for the bell to be rang. COACH Interesting to note that, due to the past two falls, both men have weakened body parts that could theoretically be taken out at any point. Sly obviously has his left arm, which has been taped up. COLE That could be a huge mistake, as putting the bandage on that arm makes it even more of a target. COACH Good point. But, we've neglected to point out that Sly has mounted an offense on AJ's neck, including the very first move in this entire match, the cradle piledriver that caused the sneak attack first fall. They meet mid-ring, but instead of any lock-ups, they start throwing fists, back-and-forth. Neither man budges until AJ blocks a punch by grabbing Sly's punching arm, spinning him around, and hitting a snap shoulder breaker on the left arm. AJ then goes for a quick submission with the Fujiwara armbar, but Sly gets to the ropes. AJ pulls Sly up by the arm, and goes for an Irish whip. But, Sly reverses the momentum into a drop toe hold. Sly gets up, comes off the ropes, and hits a snap legdrop to the back of the neck. Sly then pulls AJ up by the head, and DDT's him. Sly follows up with a pin...1..2...quick kickout. Sly pulls AJ up, kicks him in the stomach, comes off the ropes, and goes for a Yakuza kick. But, AJ ducks down, Sly spins around, and kicks him in the mid-section. He then goes for a snap suplex and connects. But, he's not done there. He keeps ahold of Sly, gets up, and hits a second snap suplex. He keeps ahold of Sly again, and completes the trifecta of locomotive snap suplexes! AJ goes for the cover...1...2..a quick kickout by Sly. AJ pulls Sly up, and chops him hard in the chest. He connects with another chop, and sends Sly flying back into the corner. AJ backs up, and tries for a monkey flip in the corner. But, Sly hooks himself to the top rope with his arms right as AJ falls back for it. When AJ falls on his back, Sly cradles AJ for a pin, and gets his feet on the ropes...1.....2...kickout! COLE Even when trying to cheat in a no disqualification match, Sly cannot seem to keep this kid down! Sly pulls AJ up, and goes for a piledriver. But, AJ blocks, and nails a double leg sweep on Sly. AJ then pulls Sly back up into a power bomb-like position by his legs. He goes for the Good Taste (Styles Clash), but Sly grabs onto AJ's right leg and trips him up so he falls backwards, into a cradle pin...1...2...bridge upward by AJ, into a backslide...1....2...Sly rolls out, and he nails AJ with a super-quick snap jumping heel kick. COLE Just one match previous to this, and these two know each other well enough to where they know exactly how to reverse the other's finishers! COACH This new breed sure looks brighter and brighter each day! Sly gets back up, and AJ hits a single-arm DDT. Sly crawls to the ropes in a kneeling position, and AJ goes for the Shining Wizard. But, Sly ducks the knee, and AJ crotches himself on the bottom rope. Sly gets up, and goes to the second rope. Sly then comes off with a dropkick to the back of the head, knocking AJ to the floor, through the ropes. Sly then goes to the outside, and picks up a chair. But, pain shoots up his left arm when he tries to hit AJ with it. So, he sets the chair up instead. But, he takes so much time with setting things up that, by the time he goes to pull AJ up to throw him into the chair, AJ reverses, and pulls Sly by his tights into the guard rail. AJ gets up, and grabs Sly. AJ goes for an Irish whip, but Sly reverses it with his right arm (the functional one) and snaps into a drop toe hold onto the chair! AJ's holding his forehead and is in obvious pain, and as soon as he turns around, we discover that the cut that was formed on the last HeldDOWN~! episode has been re-opened! COACH This is really bad news for AJ. COLE As soon as he got a little bit of momentum started, Sly stopped it immediately by hitting possibly the weakest spot on AJ's body. It might have been on accident, but Sly did smartly get the advantage back. Sly stumbles around in a daze for a second, and then uses the guardrail to hold himself up. He looks over, and sees the blood that's starting to cover Flaire's face. Sly sort of smirks, then pulls AJ up and throws him back into the ring. Sly slides in, and goes for a cover, applying pressure with his forearm to the bridge of AJ's nose, right below the cut.....1....2...kickout! Sly then straddles AJ, and throws some stiff right hands, right onto the cut. Sly then pulls some of his wrist tape off, and wraps it around AJ's head, though not over the cut, as tight as he can, applying extreme pressure onto the cut, and making it bleed like a fountain. Sly then goes to the ring apron. He comes off with a slingshot flip legdrop, right onto the forehead! Sly goes for the cover.....1.....2....kickout! COACH As much as I want to doubt it, AJ might be starting to pull off a repeat of his super-human performance from HeldDOWN~!, working through extreme blood loss to gain the victory! Sly pulls AJ up, and shoves him into the corner. Sly nails two forearms to the forehead of AJ's, then runs to the other side of the ring. Sly runs at him, and attempts a big bootscrape to the side of the head. But, AJ rolls forward, but cannot move off of his back due to the dizziness. Sly, however, ends up crotching himself on the top rope. After about twenty seconds of both men being in excrusiating pain, they start to move back into normal standing position. Sly runs at AJ, but AJ nails the armbar takedown that leads into the Fujiwara armbar. However, Sly rolls forward, and out of the move. Sly and AJ come to their feet while in position, and Sly locks in a cravate. But, AJ shoves Sly off. Sly goes into, and comes off of the ropes. Sly goes for a clothesline with his right arm, but AJ ducks. Sly turns around, and AJ jumps up, ending up with a rolling arm cradle into a cross armbreaker. But, Sly bridges himself, rolls back, and kips onto his feet. He uses the momentum to flip AJ onto his stomach while AJ still has ahold of the arm. Sly them jumps on his back, and locks in a Dragon Clutch. But, AJ somehow gets to his knees and rolls the move over, putting both on their backs. AJ rolls backwards, escaping the Dragon Clutch, and locks in a Dragon sleeper of his own. But, it doesn't last for long, as he switches to Sly's left arm again, turning him over and simply pulling up on the arm, attempting to dislocate it. Sly gets out of it by using his free arm to nail a leg sweep, and send AJ falling, flat on his face. Sly takes advantage by getting up, and simply stomping on AJ's head. Sly pulls AJ up, and shoves him in the corner. Sly rubs the cut with his right hand as hard as he can, making sure to induce pain while embarrassing his opponent. Sly then rubs the blood on his own forehead, and does a mock cry to further anger his opponent. COLE We've complimented Sly Sommers on possibly improving on his maturity level as a wrestler in his matches with AJ Flaire, but this may flush it all down the toilet! Sly then climbs to the second rope on the corner that AJ is currently occupying, and starts yelling in his face. But, AJ gets a miraculous second wind from the crowd getting behind him during Sly's ego-fest. AJ grabs Sly's legs, and connects with an inverted atomic drop! But, AJ's adreneline runs out there, and both men are down! The referee starts his count.....1!.......2!....3!.......4!.....5!....AJ starts to crawl to his feet.....6!.....7! AJ's on one knee as Sly's using the ropes to pull himself up......8!....both men are up, and Sly runs after AJ. But, AJ combats it with a single-arm DDT! He holds onto the arm, bends it, and pulls back on the elbow in a Pretzel Lock! Sly tries to ward off the pain. However, right before he gives in and taps out, he uses his quick wit to use his free arm to reach over and rake right into the cut above AJ's right eye! AJ lets go of the submission hold and tends to his own situation. Sly gets up, only using one arm, and scrapes the bottom of his boot right over the cut. Sly uses his good arm to pull AJ up, and hits the face-to-the-knee part of the Bob Saget Deluxe Special, but then follows up with a hard clothesline instead of the neckbreaker. Sly yells, "Screw it!" and rolls to the outside. He grabs the chair that was used earlier, and slides it into the ring. He then gets two other chairs from outside the ring, and slides them into the ring. He crawls back into the ring, and sets them up, side-by-side, as fast as a one-armed man possibly can. Sly then drags AJ with his good arm by the hair, and lays him down on the chairs. Sly then heads up top. COLE Sommers usually isn't well-known for his high-flying nor his use of weapons, so this could be bad news for either party! Sly comes off with a flying elbow drop, but AJ moves, and Sly comes down hard! We get an instant replay of the high-risk that blew up in Sly's face, and we notice that he stupidly used his left arm to come down with the elbow drop, and crashed onto the chairs with not only all of his weight pushing down on the arm, but his left arm colliding with all that steel! COLE My lord! Sly Sommers might be dead! COACH If he's not dead, I definately don't think he'll be using that arm for a very, very long time! Sly's left arm is convientely in the "Pillman" position inside of one of the chairs. AJ slowly regains his senses, and notices his opponent's mis-fortunes! He turns Sly onto his stomach, and sits on his back, turned leftward. He then grabs the left arm, while wrapped in the chair, and pulls back on it! He continually punches the chair to inflict more damage onto the arm while in the submission hold! Sly tries crawling towards the ropes...... COLE Any second now....any damn second now, he HAS to give this thing up! AJ eventually pulls Sly to the middle of the ring right before he gets to the bottom rope. The referee asks Sly to submit, but he yells "NO!" loudly. AJ hears this, and starts opening and shutting the chair on Sly's arm! After about five snaps of the chair, he pulls back again, and this time, Sly taps out! * DING DING DING * GMC The winner of the match, 2 falls to 1...AJ FLAIRE! AJ Flaire has won this brutal war of attrition! He collapses in pain and exhaustion as the crowd rises to their feet to show respect to both men! COLE We said we thought this would be a surefire star-maker! Guess what? I think it was! COACH Yet again, AJ Flaire, the youngster in only his second match in HeldDOWN~!, has overcome extremely difficult odds yet again to not only defeat what seems to be his first rival here in the OAOAST, but win himself a title shot at whoever wins tonight's big X Title contest between Ragdoll and Mad Matt! Both men have to be helped out of the arena by paramedics. Sly leaves, with a scattered fan response, with his right middle finger in the air, but clutching his destroyed left arm. AJ has to use the referees to hold himself up as he walks out. Right before he exits the arena, he turns around, and puts one arm in the air, in victory, to a pretty loud ovation! COLE A well-deserved response for one hell of a damn performance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Dan Black walks into Dangerous A's dressing room. Dangerous A is doing some warm up squats and leg stretches. DAN BLACK Great job in that tag match on IZ, DA! That's why I hired you. Put a hurtin on whoever I point out. DA continues stretching, almost not listening to Dan Black. DAN BLACK Are you listening to me? I want Cappa out tonight. What you did on IZ was great and all, but Cappa's still walking. You gonna finish the job tonight? DA stops stretching and flashes a cold, remorseless look at Black DANGEROUS A The Cappa job will get finished tonight. I plan on torturing that son of a bitch like he was Banky. I want to know when I can get my hands on Stephen Joseph. DAN BLACK One thing at a time, DA. Keep your eye on the ball. You should have no trouble with Cappa, but the bastard is resilient. He's survived the Lightning Crew, Axel, and a host of... DA ...but he hasn't had a piece of me one on one. Look Mr Black, I intend to take Cappa out of commission per our agreement. One thing you are going to learn is that DA makes good on his promises. I said I was going to take Banky out and I did. Stephen Joseph's time will come. Cappa's next in line right now. Dangerous A puts his shades and leather duster on and walks past Dan Black to head to the ring. DAN BLACK I sure hope so. I've invested a lot of money on you. Scratch one off Stephen Joseph's list of shithead followers. Back to the announce table we go. JR Dangeorus A seems focused tonight and that's not a good thing for Mad Cappa, I can assure you that. JESSE DA is calm, cool, and collected. Cappa is in for a long night. DA has the size and strength advantage here tonight. He is giving up about 50 ibs and 4 inches to DA. JR It's certainly going to be a test of Cappa's resolve. Let's check in with Cappa in the back. He's got Stephen Joseph with him. We cut to: Cappa's dressing room... STEPHEN JOSEPH How's the neck? CAPPA It's fine. It's been stinging the last several days, but I'll manage. STEPHEN JOSEPH Look, I've been in the ring with him before. He hits hard. Real hard. Don't go toe to toe with him. Stick and move. Use your quickness to your advantage... CAPPA ...I know all about Dangerous A, Stephen. I bought a shitload of puro the last several days and scouted him. I know what he's capable of. The thing is, he doesn't know much about me. I know he hits hard, but he doesn't know how hard I can hit if I really give it to him. STEPHEN JOSEPH I got it. If you can play this through, it'll really hurt Dan Black's momentum in his campaign against me. Just stick with what works for you and you'll make it. CAPPA I plan on doing more than just making it. DA is going to realize I'm more than just a target. I'm Mad Cappa. The target that hit's back. STEPHEN JOSEPH Come again? CAPPA Don't ask, Just accept it!! Cappa heads out of the dressing room to the ring. JR Cappa is not going take being targeted by Dan Black and Dangerous A lying down. JESSE If he doesn't watch it against a sadistic monster like Dangerous A, he'll be lying down facing the lights. Or worse, on a gurney headed to the hospital. JR We're about to get underway. Let's head to the ring! dangerous a vs. mad cappa GMC Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is an Intense Zone grudge match set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 238 ibs, this is... DANGEROUS A!!!!!!!!!! "Don't Stay" by Linkin Park blares through the speakers as Dangerous A makes his way down the aisle. Boos shower the once loved Half Caucasian, half Japanese superstar. DA is unfazed and focused as he walks in a spotlight down the aisle. Emotion is non existent through DA's body language and facial expressions. DA doesn't even hit the ring posts like he customarily does. He steps into the ring and immediately faces the entranceway and AngleTron. JR DA doesn't look to be playing games here tonight. It's as if this arena filled with fans isn't here. JESSE He's got one focus. Destroy Mad Cappa. I don't envy Cappa right now. "Let me Clear my Throat" rolls out of the speakers of the AngleTron as Mad Cappa jumps out. The crowd, once in a lull with the boos for DA, has now perked up 100%. Cappa eyes DA standing intensely in the ring. Cappa starts trying to pump the crowd up, shaking his fists up and down, stirring the crowd. JR Cappa is jacked tonight!! JESSE As is the crowd. They are firmly behind Mad Cappa. He isn't carrying a smile either. Cappa has the energy of the crowd along with intensity. DA is in for a fight. Cappa makes his way to the apron. DA stares him down as he removes his black leather duster and sunglasses, ready for combat. Cappa makes a b-line straight for DA and there is a staredown. The height and size disparity is apparant. JR Man, DA has the size on him. He's a Japanese heavyweight, while Cappa is basically a cruiserweight. JESSE Cappa better listen to Stephen Joseph's advice. If he goes toe to toe with DA, Cappa's gonna lose and it ain't gonna be pretty. Cappa starts before the bell begins hitting DA with lefts and rights. DA gets hazed a little, but still manages to stay on his feet. Cappa tries to come off the ropes with a shoulder block and gets floored as DA puts his shoulder to him first. Cappa quickly bounces up, comes off the ropes again and tries a flying body press. DA catches him in mid air, pivots, and using the momentum, bodyslams Cappa over the top rope and to the floor!! JR That size advantage has come into play immediately! Cappa is in trouble right off the bat. JESSE Cappa can't afford to make those kind of mistakes tonight with Dangerous A, he'll make him pay for all of them DA goes outside to grab the heap of bones that is now Mad Cappa. DA whips Cappa into the guardrail, but Cappa reverses. Cappa follows with a flying leg lariat to DA's skull, then drop toe holds DA into the steps!! Cappa heads back inside the ring and pumps his fists to the crowd to let them know he's in control. JR Cappa recovered nicely from that slam over the top rope. He's put together some good moves here. JESSE But he needs to stay on him. He can't let DA have any breathing room. Both these guys aren't going to be outgassed, so whoever's in charge needs to stay in charge. DA groggily makes his way through the ropes, Cappa springs onto the second rope and nails a legdrop from the second rope as DA was entering. Cappa goes for the first cover of the night. 1... Kickout!! JESSE It's gonna take more than that to get a pin on DA, I can tell ya that. Cappa brings DA up and grabs a front neck lock. DA uses his power advantage and changes it into a Northern Lights Suplex into the turnbuckles!! Cappa lands squarely on his head!! JR Did you see the impact of that move? JESSE That was intentional, JR. Cappa has a bad neck coming in and it's no coincidence that DA got that Northern Lights Suplex to hit the buckle, causing Cappa to land on his head. DA picks Cappa up and places him against the buckle. DA splatters Cappa's pecs with a chop. He nails chop after chop. Cappa's chest is beet red from the punishment. DA whips Cappa into the opposite turnbuckles, runs full force right behind him and drills Cappa's face with a running high kick. Cappa crumbles to the ground. DA pulls Cappa, who's on all fours, to the center of the ring. DA pulls Cappa up, then elbows the back of his neck to the ground. Up again, down again. Thundering elbow after thudering elbow to the already damaged neck of Mad Cappa. DA looks smirks to the crowd looking for approval, but gets showered with disgusted boos from the crowd. JR This is a methodical dissection of Mad Cappa. JESSE Somewhere in the back, Dan Black is smiling at this. DA lifts Cappa up for a Dangeorus Backdrop Suplex, but Capp flips over, hits the ropes before DA can turn around and nails a running bulldog! Cappa capatilizes by coming off the ropes and hitting DA with The IMPACT!! The crowd roars in approval of the momentum swing. Cappa runs the ropes, jumps on the middle rope, and hits a middle rope side swinging moonsault!! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout!! JR Oh man, Cappa's getting closer. JESSE Cappa is putting up a hell of a fight. Cappa brings up DA for another move, but DA quickly grabs Cappa and floors him with and STO!! JR Desparation move by DA. JESSE Right when it seems that Cappa is about to take full control of the match, DA has a counter. Both men are putting up some great counter moves to each other. DA pulls Cappa up and kicks the ever living shit out of Cappa's chest. He follows it up with another. And another. Cappa gets mad and starts to get to his feet. Every DA kick seems to be making him stronger and more angry. DA goes for a seventh chest kick, but Cappa catches the leg. DA immediately counters with a skull shattering enziguiri. Cappa stands there stunned. DA follows up with a face crunching gamengiri that puts Cappa on his back. DA goes for the cover... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! JR Oh man. That was close. Cappa is weakening. DA's methodical attack is getting through. DA mounts Cappa mixed martial arts style and starts pounding Cappa's face into the mat!! JR DA pulling out the ground and pound technique which is popular in MMA in Japan. JESSE I know Michael Cole is here watching. Take note, THAT is ground and pound offense. DA screams in Cappa's face, pounding and pounding Cappa's face with elbow after elbow. Cappa raises his legs over DA's shoulders for A SUNSET FLIP!! HE'S CAUGHT DA OFF GUARD!! COVER!!!!! 1... 2... THR...........KICKOUT!!! JR Cappa nearly pulled a pinfall from that mount postion!! JESSE Cappa is trying to win this thing and DA is trying to be methodical about things. DA immediately gets to his feet. As Cappa starts to get to his feet, he's floored with a huge Yakuza Kick! DA lifts Cappa up and delivers a huge backdrop driver. Another cover... 1 2 2.9999999999999 KICKOUT!! JR DA is now going for covers. I think he knows he's now got a fight on his hands. JESSE DA is going back to work on that neck again. DA waits for Cappa to make it to all fours again nails him with yet another Yakuza Kick. DA lifts Cappa to his feet, kicks him in the neck, and then throws him through the middle rope. DA tries to get through the ropes, but Cappa cuts him off! Cappa grabs DA and nails an X-Factor on the floor!! JR I don't know where he got that from, but Cappa may have turned the tide here. JESSE DA should've kept it in the ring. Out there, he's not in his element. Cappa goes to grab DA, but DA nails an STO on the floor!! DA then picks Cappa up and folds him in half with a neck breaking power bomb on concrete!! JR That could be it for Cappa! He's taking too much punishment on that already bad neck of his! JESSE I stand corrected. Maybe outside the ring is perfect for Dangeous A. DA takes a second to catch his breath and spit on some heckling ringside fans. The ref pleads with DA to take it back inside the ring. DA breaks the count, but then heads back outside again. The ref tries to get in DA's way, but DA shoves him into the guardrail. JR That's not right. The official is just trying to do his job. DA looks down at Cappa, who's starting to come to get to his hands and knees. DA gets on the apron and heads to the second rope. He folds both hands over Macho Man style and motions that he is going to come down with a double axe handle. JR A blow like this could take Cappa out of this game. Cappa sees DA and springs into action!! He jumps next do DA on the second rope and they both slug it out. Both are men are trying to slug one another and stay perched on the second rope. JR Where is this coming from? Cappa should be damn near dead. JESSE Dan Black warned DA. Cappa is resilient as they come. Cappa starts to win the slug fest. Both men are still perched. Cappa cradles DA's head and neck over his shoulder!!! JR OH MY GOD! IS CAPPA GONNA DO IT!! JESSE If he goes for this, the complexion of this match changes dramatically!!! Cappa launches out to the floor!!!!! JR BUST A CAP!! BUSTA CAP!! BUST A CAP!!!!! HE JUST BUSTED A CAP FROM THE SECOND ROPE TO THE FLOOR!!!!!! JESSE Huge move. That took a lot out of both men, JR!! The crowed chants "HOLY SHIT!" in unison as both men lay out on the concrete. The ref, now having regained his composure from being shoved into the guardrail, starts the count. 1..... 2... 3... 4... 5... Cappa makes it to his knees 6... 7.... Cappa crawls with what's left in him through the bottom rope and into the ring. DA is just now getting to his knees. 8... 9.... DA is on one knee with a hand on the bottom rope.... 10......DA's torso just broke the plane of the ropes, stopping a countout decision!! JR Both men are just plain out of it right now! JESSE A mistake right now from either one of these two could spell the end right now. Cappa pulls DA in. He whips DA into the ropes, DA reverses. DA goes for another Yakuza Kick and it's ducked. Cappa sweeps DA's legs from underneath him. DA hits the mat on his back. Cappa grabs DA's legs and turns him over!!! It's the Walls of Cappa!! DA writhes in pain!!! JR WALLS OF CAPPA! WALLS OF CAPPA!!! JESSE That may be the mistake Cappa needed! DA curls the front of his torso over and uses that momentum to knock Cappa over, who releases the hold. DA quickly grabs Cappa's leg and half crabs it. JR This is usually the setup for... Before JR can utter the words, DA pinches the front of Cappa's ankle on his thigh and drops. He crossfaces Cappa!! JESSE .....the STF!!! Cappa writhes in pain as DA did just seconds ago before the counter. DA squeezes and screams at the ref to ask if Cappa quits. Cappa uses attempts to use his free leg and arm to get to the ropes. Cappa inches and inches. Finally, Cappa makes the ropes, with the ref calling for a rope break. The ref starts counting for DA to release the hold, but DA counts with him! JR Oh come on, let go!! JESSE DA was counting with the ref. This Dangerous A is different than the one who started the match. Frustration will do that to you. DA eventually releases the hold. DA gets in the ref's face and both men start jawing back and forth. What's left of Cappa comes up from behind an unsuspecting DA and schoolboys him! Ref hits the mat fast for the cover..... 1 2 3.............Kickout!!!!!!! JR DA was almost rolled up for the win. JESSE DA needs to stop worrying about this ref and worry about Cappa. Cappa is still trying to win this thing. Cappa makes his feet and is immediately decapitated by a huge lariat, sending him flipping over and grabbing his neck. DA motions that it is time for the Kiss of the Dragon!!! JR If DA hitsthe Kiss of the Dragon, the gutwrench driver, this thing'll be over. JESSE He could've broken Cappa's neck with that lariat. Now he's going in for the kill. This could finish the match-and Cappa as we know him! DA wraps both arms around Cappa's limp body. He lifts and brings Cappa's body out in front of him. DA goes to drop Cappa right on his head!!! Cappa wraps his legs around DA's neck at the last second! Cappa counters with a hurricanrana!!!!!! Cappa cradles both of DA's legs!!! COVER....... 1 2....DA'S LEGS ARE WIGGLING AWAY HELPLESSLY IN THE AIR!!!!! 3...THE REF SIGNALS FOR THE BELL!!! * DING DING DING * GMC The winner of the match..........MAD CAPPA!!!! JR OH MY GAWD!! AN INCREDIBLE COUNTER BY MAD CAPPA!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!! JESSE WHAT A THRILLER!! DANGEROUS A WENT FOR THE KILL AND GOT COUNTERED FOR THE WIN!! THIS IS A HUGE WIN FOR STEPHEN JOSEPH AND CO. !!!! Cappa bails out of the ring quickly and hops the guardrail. The arena is dancing with joy at Cappa's win. Cappa heads through the crowd. DA is still in the ring, arguing with the ref. Stephen Joseph appears from an arena entranceway to greet Mad Cappa. He hands Cappa his cigarettes and a beer. Cappa jumps on top of a fan's seat and starts to shuffle. Cappa and SJ leave arm in arm to celebrate the win. In the ring, DA is pleading with the ref that he got his shoulder up. The ref says he's had enough and starts to walk. DA won't let him. JR Oh come on, DA. You lost the match. Let the man go to the back. DA Yakuza Kicks the ref's head into the fourth dimension!! He grabs the ref's limp body, drags it out to the center of the ring, and slaps on the STF!! JR WHY IS THIS NECESSARY? GET HIM OFF OF OUR OFFICIALS!! I can guarantee Stephen Joseph will not stand for this and DA will be looking at a fine or suspension. JESSE Yeah, but since he's connected to Dan Black, he won't get near the punishment he deserves, if any at all!!. JR Damn that bastard, Dan Black. And Damn Dangeorus A too!! Other referees and OAOAST officials are in the ring trying to physically pry DA off of the poor, stretched out, battered ref. DA eventually lets go and heads down the aisle way. Boos echo throughout the arena as DA makes his way to the back. Paramedics with a gurney for the injured ref pass DA, who pushes one of them to the ground. Dan Black comes out from the entrance way and encounters DA. He is visibly angry. DA starts to plead with Dan. Cameras and mics pick up this exchange. DANGEROUS A I was screwed!! My shoulder was up. That match was mine! DAN BLACK Why the hell did you do that to the official for? I gotta bail you out of this shit now. Get dressed. Go home. DANGEROUS A Whatever. DA walks away in disgust. DAN BLACK Get dressed and go home. I'll see you on Tuesday for IZ. (sees DA has walked out of listening distance) Dammit!!!! JR Things not looking so good regarding that particular business partnership. We'll have to see what comes of this on IZ in the coming weeks! Well fans, we're going to send it over to the heldDown crew. But following their match we're gonna see the awaited return of Jesse "The Body" Ventura. JESSE That's right. So JR, I'm gonna head to the back to warm up. JR Alright. Good luck. JESSE You should be telling Dan Black that. JR Michael & Coach, its yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 NO HOLDS BARRED axel vs. panther COLE Well now folks, its time for the No Holes Barred match between the Dark One Axel and the newcomer, Panther. Let's take you back to two weeks ago on HeldDOWN, where Panther got a shock win. (HeldDOWN's logo flashes over the screen, and we see Footage of two weeks ago: Axel does the crucifix pose to a chorus of boos. Axel looks at Tina and laughs, while Tina is shouting for her man to get up) COLE Axel doesn't care about Tina or Panther! He just wants to hurt people! He is a sick, twisted human being! Axel grabs the Trashcan and puts it in the middle of the ring, on its side. Axel walks over to Panther and picks him up on his shoulders, ready for an Axel Slam…. COLE Axel! Don't do this! … but Tina gets on the apron and starts shouting at Axel! COACH She doesn't want to try Axel when he's in this kind of mood Cole! Axel looks at Tina, and as he does that, Panther slides off Axel! Panther spins Axel around, kick to the midsection by Panther, and DA BOMB~! By Panther through the Trashcan! COLE DA BOMB! DA BOMB! COVER! 1… 2… 3!!!!!!! COLE I can't believe it! Panther just beat Axel! (HeldDOWN's logo flashes again over the screen) COLE And now to this past Thursday, where Panther got a nasty surprise after his match with the returning Brock Ausstin! (HeldDOWN's logo flashes again and we are shown Axels attack on Panther and Tina) MC What is Axel doing? Come on! Stop it! Axel slides into the ring, right after Tina, and gives her a quick boot to the stomach, knocking her down onto the mat, causing the crowd to start a chorus of boos at Axel. Axel turns back to the table, and quickly unhooks the legs, and sets it up to a standing position. Axel walks around the table, and grabs Panther by his hair, and pulls the lifeless rookie up to his feet. Axel drags Panther over to the table, and lays him down on it. COACH What is Axel doing? Axel walks back over to Tina, who is on her hands and knee's, nearly crying in pain. Axel grabs Tina by her hair, and pulls her up to her feet. She starts screaming, and clawing at Axel, trying to get away. Axel aggressively pulls her in between his legs, and wraps his arms around her waist. Quickly pulling her into the air, AXEL DRIVES TINA INTO THE CHEST OF PANTHER WITH A POWERBOMB, PUTTING BOTH OF THEM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! MC OH MY GOD! NO! COACH AXEL JUST POWERBOMBED TINA THROUGH PANTHER THROUGH THAT TABLE! MC They are both out cold! Axel hovers over the fallen Panther and Tina, with a smile on his face, as "Breathe" by Prodigy starts up again. Axel poses for the crowd, as they continue to boo him, before stepping through the ropes, and begins to make his way to the back. (HeldDOWN Logo flashes again) COACH Axel is really, really pissed off at Panther for beating him two weeks ago, and that's why he wanted the rematch. We cut to the back where Panther and Tina are waiting to come out. PANTHER Look Tina, I think you should stay here. TINA Why? I can handle myself out there. PANTHRR Well, I want to do this on my own. Axel figures I can't beat him without your help, so I want to do this myself. TINA OK, OK. But if there's any trouble, I'm here. Cut back to the ring. COLE Tina is now not going to be at ringside for this contest! Axel has to be happy with that! COACH That's exactly what Axel wanted to hear. No excuses now Michael. Let's have a look at the ring too, and this is all upon Axel's request. We have two chairs and two trashcans in the ring, one table in the corner, and a stack of two tables on the outside. Who knows what else could be under the ring Michael. COLE Yeah, Axel requested all of this, and I bet he has plans for it all. CUE: 'Breathe' by Prodigy The arena lights go down and a red spotlight is placed at the entrance as Axel makes his way out, looking focused. Axel is wearing his long leather coat, with, surprisingly, a McDonalds Logo on the back! Axel is also carrying his customary baseball bat. COLE Axel is totally ready Coach; he wants this win on Pay Per View! COACH Well, Pay Per Views have been pretty good to Axel. He's had three appearances, and he's won two of those. This is Panthers first Pay Per View match. GMC Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with No Holes Barred! Introducing first, from Hobart, Tasmania, Australia, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds, The Dark One, AXXXEEEEEEELLLLLL!!! Axel does the crucifix pose on the turnbuckles with his baseball bat. A loud boo is heard across the arena. COLE The crowd really hates Axel! Cue: "State Prop (You Know Us)" by State Property Pyro blasts off the entrance yet again as Panther sprints down the stage! COLE Panther is fired up Coach! COACH Look at him go! Panther slides into the ring straight under Axel's legs, and runs into the ropes. Axel turns around, and Panther hits a flying leg scissors on Axel! Axel gets up quickly and Panther hits him with right hands, and sends him flying into the ropes with an Irish Whip. Axel runs into the ropes, and anther hits a high standing dropkick right to the chin of Axel. COLE Panther has started off with a bang; he wants revenge on what happened this past Thursday! COACH I would too Michael, Axel put his girl through a table! Axel gets up again, and Panther lays the right hands. Panther hooks Axel up, and gives him a standing vertical suplex. Panther goes off the ropes, jumps, and hits a high leg drop. Quick cover, 1... No. Axel kicks out early. Axel gets up again; Irish whip by Panther, reversed by Axel, Axel goes for a clothesline but Panther ducks, high leg lariat by Panther! Axel gets up quickly, and turns into a hurricanrana by Panther! Cover by Panther! 1… 2… No! COLE Only a two there for Panther. Really starting off well here. Panther grabs a trashcan and positions it near the middle of the ring. Axel gets up and goes at Panther with a double axe handle, but Panther stops him with a kick to the midsection. Panther hooks Axel's neck and midsection, and sends him flying over his head with a vicious T-Bone suplex right on the trashcan! COLE T-Bone on the trashcan! Panther is getting a measure of revenge early here! Cover by Panther! 1… 2… No! Axel slowly gets to his feet, and Panther is there to meet him. Right hand by Panther, kick, Panther hooks Axel and hits a Gutwrench suplex. Panther then develops a smile on his face, and sticks his fist up to the crowd. Panther grabs one of the chairs from across the ring, and puts it on Axel's chest! COACH Panther might be going for some high risk here Cole, but he has to be careful! Panther climbs the turnbuckles, points to the crowd, and goes for a Swanton Bomb……. NO! Axel moves out of the way, and Panther only gets chair! COLE My god! Panther took way too much time there! COACH Panther is holding his back! He might be hurt here! Axel gets up slowly and looks at Panther with a scowl on his face. Panther is taking a while to get up! COLE Oh no, Axel has his opportunity here! God help Panther! Panther gets up vertical, but is met by a fist right to the throat by Axel. Another hard right hand, this time to the face, by Axel. Irish whip by Axel, Panther flies into the ropes, Axel catches Panther and send him flying with a Belly to Belly Overhead suplex! Panther clutches his back in pain! Axel walks over slowly to Panther as he gets up, and cockily kicks him in the head. Axel then pulls him up and lifts him in a sidewalk slam position. Axel hits a backbreaker on Panther! COLE Axel has slowed the pace down. Axel can beat Panther when in a test of strength and power, so he can capitalize here. Panther gets up again, but Axel lands a hard kick right to the middle of the back. Panther cries out in pain! Axel hooks Panther from behind, and lifts him up high, before dropping him on his back in a back suplex! Axel lifts himself up to the second rope, and hits a leg drop on Panther! Cover! 1… 2… No! Panther gets a shoulder up. Panther sits up slowly, but Axel kicks him hard in the back! Panther goes straight back down, writhing in pain! COLE Axel is focusing on the back of Panther here! Panther has got to try and get back in this! Axel scowls at the crowd as they start to chant "ASS-HOLE, ASS-HOLE" at him, and flips a fat guy in the front row off. Axel looks at the prone Panther, and smiles. We see him say 'now you will feel it', as he grabs one of the chairs and unfolds it. Axel goes to the other chair and unfolds that opposite to the other. He positions these chairs in the middle of the ring. COACH What the hell is Axel thinking here? He's got two chairs set up! COLE I shudder to think Coach. Axel grabs Panther again and kicks him hard in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him. Axel puts Panther between his legs and lifts him up like a lightweight. Axel brings Panther down with such force that both the chairs bend and Panther goes crashing to the canvas! COLE Powerbomb by Axel! That looked like Panthers version, the move that beat Axel two weeks ago! Relaxed cover by Axel! 1… 2… No! Panther gets a shoulder up! COACH Axel looks really surprised that Panther kicked out there! He thought he had the match won! Panther turns onto his stomach, so Axel stomps his back. With each stomp, Panther writhes in pain. COLE Axel is still working on that back of Panther. Sound strategy by the Dark One. Axel goes over to the table in the corner and straightens it up. He then goes over to Panther and throws him over his shoulder. Axel points at the crowd, and then the table. Axel runs towards the table for what looks like a powerslam, but Panther slips off! Axel turns around, and Panther delivers a SPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE! COLE Panther Spears Axel right through the table! He's coming back! COACH Both men down, who can get up first? After a few seconds, Panther struggles to his feet first, followed closely by Axel. Axel runs at Panther, but Panther stops him with a right hand to the face. Kick to the midsection by Panther, followed by a hard DDT. Panther steps outside the ropes onto the apron, and measures Axel. Axel gets up, and Panther springboards off the top rope and delivers a missile dropkick! Cover! 1… 2… No! COLE Kickout at two by Axel, Panther is going to have to do a little bit more than that to put him away. Panther grabs Axel and kicks him again, Panther grabs Axel's head and runs towards the apron to throw him to the outside, but Axel reverses and throws Panther out! Axel measures Panther and runs to the other side of the ring. Axel gets a full head of steam, and clears the top rope with a big plancha to the outside! COLE What a move there by Axel! Risking his body to put Panther away! Axel goes for a cover on the outside! 1… 2… No! Panther gets a shoulder up! Axel grabs Panther and goes for an Irish whip toward the stairs, but Panther reverses and Axel goes crashing into the steel steps! Axel gets up slowly and goes for Panther, but Panther kicks Axel and hooks his leg, and gives him a Fisherman suplex on the outside! COLE The Pantherplex! The Pantherplex! Cover! 1… 2… NO!! Panther gets up on the apron as Axel is getting to his feet. Axel turns around, and gets hit with a high crossbody off the apron! Cover! 1… 2… NO! Axel gets a shoulder up! COLE Panther is starting to get back into this one. He needs to keep Axel down here. Panther grabs Axel again, and hooks him for a vertical suplex. But Panther doesn't have enough strength to get Axel over, so Axel slides down behind! Axel goes for a clothesline on Panther, but Panther ducks, and hits the Panther Cutter on Axel! COLE PANTHER CUTTER! This one is over! 1… 2… 2.5… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Axel gets a shoulder up at the very last second, and Panther can't believe it! Panther goes up to the apron and throws his fist in the air! The crowd are chanting PAN-THER PAN-THER, they are behind him! Panther measures Axel, and hits him with a Frog Splash!!! COVER! 1… 2… 3!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Axel gets a shoulder up! Panther grabs Axel's lifeless body and rolls it back into the ring! Panther goes to the top rope yet again! Panther puts his fist up to the crowd, and they continue to chant his name! Panther looks to the crowd and smiles, but he doesn't notice Axel getting up! COLE Panther is taking too much time here! Look out! Axel runs up the ropes, grabs Panther around the waist, and sends him flying half way across the ring with a Belly to Belly Suplex! COLE My God! Axel comes back with authority! Axel stumbles back to his feet with the aid of the ropes and grabs the second trashcan! He sets it up in the center of the ring, and grabs Panther by the hair! COACH What has Axel got planned here? What else can these men do to each other? Axel sends Panther into the ropes with an Irish whip. Panther goes into the ropes, and Axel lifts him high and turns him around, before crashing him into the trashcan! COLE Spine buster into the trashcan! That will do Panthers back no good whatsoever! Axel puts his fists up to the crowd and smirks to them cockily. Axel grabs Panthers leg, and turns him over for the Axel Grinder! COLE Axel grinder! How can Panther get out of this! Panther is writhing in pain, and Axel responds by arching back even further, putting more pressure on Panther's back! COACH Panther has to tap out here! He can't possibly hold on much longer! Suddenly, a roar goes up in the crowd! Tina comes running to ringside and gets up on the apron, distracting the referee! Axel gets a look of disgust in his eyes and let's go of the Axel Grinder! Axel shoves the referee out of the way and grabs Tina by the hair! Panther is getting up, slowly but surely! Tina slaps Axel in the face and hangs him up on the top rope! Axel turns around, and Panther picks him up on his shoulders! Panther turns Axel around, and delivers a Samoan Driver! COLE He calls that the Deep End! This could all be over! 1… 2… 3!!!! NOOO!!!!!! Axel gets a shoulder up at the very last moment! Tina starts to bash the canvas to support Panther! Axel gets up, and Panther hooks him in a full nelson! Dragon suplex by Panther! The bridge! 1… 2… NO! Axel gets out of it again! Panther yells something at Tina, who nods her head and runs over to the timekeeper. COLE What is Tina doing now? COACH She's helping her man Michael! She wants to get revenge herself on Axel! COLE Look at all the carnage around the ring, we've got bashed chairs, trashcans, and we've even got two tables still stacked up! Tina clears the timekeeper out of the way and grabs Axel's baseball bat! COACH Oh, we know what they have in mind now! A little revenge! Panther grabs Axel's arms as Tina slides in the ring! Tina gets the bat ready and runs toward Axel! Tina goes to hit Axel in the head with the bat… BUT AXEL MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Tina hits Panther! Tina can't believe it! COLE Oh No! Tina misfired! Tina turns around to face Axel and gets a vicious boot to the stomach! Axel puts Tina between his legs, and takes her over to near the tables outside the ring! Axel does the crucifix pose! COLE No, no he wouldn't do this. No. He… He just can't. Axel lifts Tina high over his shoulder! Axel runs toward the ropes, and throws Tina down, and she crashes straight through the two stacked tables! CROWD: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! COLE Oh my god. I… I can't believe Axel would do that. Tina might be hurt! Axel turns around to face Panther, and Panther goes for a clothesline, but Axel ducks! Axel picks Panther up on his shoulders and delivers an Axel Slam! COLE AXEL SLAM! AXEL SLAM!! 1… 2… 3!!!! AXEL WINS IT! GMC Here is your winner, The Dark One, AXXXXEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!! 'Breathe' by Prodigy plays. COLE Axel has got his win back! But my god, I hope and pray that Tina is OK. Panther told her to stay in the back, but she came out here to help her guy. Tina got Awesome Bombed through two tables on the outside, and I just hope that she is OK. But what an effort by Panther here tonight. COACH That's right Michael. Panther must not have been one hundred percent going into this bout after that brutal return for Brock Ausstin this past Thursday. My hat's off to Panther tonight, he gave it his all. COLE Well, Axel got his wish. Axel hurt both Panther and Tina, we can see that now. But I hope Axel's happy with what he has done here. He may have done exactly what he wanted to do, and that's strike fear in the hearts of all the OAOAST superstars. We see Axel on the apron doing the crucifix pose as he looks down at Tina, who is being taken away on a stretcher by the EMTs. Axel grabs his baseball bat and heads to the back, but not before blowing a kiss to Tina on the stretcher. COLE That is sick. I hope Axel is proud of what he has done here tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 JR We'll fans, as you were enjoying the no holds barred match, my broadcast partner, Jesse "The Body" Ventura headed backstage to get ready for his match, which is next. The crowd begins to stir. JR (CONT'D) W-Wait a minute. Somebody is making their way to the ring, I can't tell who it is due to the fans standing. Stephen Joseph walks out without sounds, pyro, music. He's obviously ticked. JR We know know it is now. It's Stephen Joseph! I wonder why he's out here. Is he Jesse's partner? STEPHEN JOSEPH Look. I'm out here for one reason. Firstly, there's rumors of someone from our past returning tonight. And face it, we know its this shadow. Caboose! A mixture of cheers and jeers at the name of the first 2-time OAOAST champion. JR Names of people who could be the Shadown have been running rampant throughout the internet -- CWM in another one of his gimmicks; Tony "The Body", The Superstar, President Bush, somebody from the SWF, a returning Anglesault. Some names totally outrageous. STEPHEN JOSEPH (CONT'D) I know its you, that you couldn't stand it that you just retired me, that you had to end me! Guess though, I AM STILL HERE. Come hell or high water, whatever you're planning Caboose, it will only backfire. Just like your title reign, we should've given Alfdogg the belt from the start. At least he was a real champion for our old Alliance. You want to mess with us? Like Dan Black will find out tonight, JINGUS? Jesse? Stephen Joseph? It doesn't get any...Deadlier. Now about the tag match tonight, the two men in the match will be... Suddenly, Stephen is interrupted when the lights go out! "Tubular Bells" hits and the giant "?" goes around the capacity PPV crowd. Suddenly, the lights come on and Shadow is standing on the top rope with a CRICKET BAT!!! JR My God! He was right. SJ turns around, and Shadow comes down with the bat on his head!!! Shadow then retreats to the outside and throws a referee in...and the referee CALLS FOR THE BELL! JR We have an IMPROPTU MATCH! STEPHEN JOSEPH VS THE SHADOW~! What the hell is going on?! Jesse, Jingus, come out and help Stephen. He's being beaten like a government mule. This ain't right! Ain't right at all. Shadow whips SJ to the ropes and gives him a SPINEBUSTER~! 1..2..no, SJ kicks out! Shadow allows SJ to get to his feet, then meets him with a superkick that sends him over the top rope. SJ gets to his feet...to be met by THE MYSTICALITY~!~!~! Shadow hammers away on SJ, then drags him up the aisle. SJ recovers long enough to take a swing at Shadow, but Shadow ducks and gives him a belly-to-belly on the stage and the pumpkins, smashing them into pieces! Shadow jumps off the stage and grabs a table and a barstool, setting them up right in front of the AngleTron. Shadow sets Popick up...ENIGMA~!...NO, SJ BACKDROPS HIM THROUGH THE ANGLETRON through a CONVENIENTLY PLACED~! table!!! JR As God is my witness, Shadow is broken in half!! Shadow is groggy, and SJ goes after him in the backstage area, but appears to be injured! He is limping feverously with the barstool towards Shadow, and breaks it over his head! He sets up a table and manages to powerbomb Shadow through it, but his knee is hurt even further by this, and both men are out momentarily. JR I've just gotten word from the back, somebody has blocked the dressing room of Jesse & Jingus. No wonder why they aren't here. Both men get to their feet at approximately the same time, and Popick goes for a kick...but Shadow blocks and gives him a T-BONE SUPLEX THROUGH A GLASS WINDOW!!! Shadow collects his thoughts and goes after Popick, slamming him knee-first on the broken glass! He then gives him a DRAGON SUPLEX~! through the remains of the window, and gives him a TOPE~! through the window! Shadow grabs two steel pipes, twirls them around a bit, then hits SJ with them Steve Blackman style. He then picks SJ up and carries him back out to the ring. He throws SJ in and goes to the top rope...SHOOTING STAR INTO A LEGDROP...MISSES~!!! Popick goes for a superkick...but Shadow pulls the ref in the way! Shadow retaliates by going for one of his own...SJ evades it...AND HITS THE FALLEN ANGEL OUT OF NOWHERE~!!! Both men lay nearly unconscious, but SJ slowly crawls over and drapes an arm over Shadow! A new referee runs in wearing a hockey mask! JR Normally you'd see such chaos on HeldDown! IZ is supposed to be the safe show. And what the hell is that?! 1..... 2..... 3!!!!! NO! WHAT??? THE REFEREE STOPPED HIS COUNT!!! The referee flips the double bird to Joseph, then takes off the hockey mask, and it's... MARIO LOGAN????? JR Aww, sonuvabitch! Look who's back. Mario must have blocked the door of Jesse & Jingus. SJ slowly hobbles to his feet and backs Mario into the corner, who, unknowingly to Popick, kicks the cricket bat back to Shadow!!! Shadow clips Popick's knee with the back, then goes to the top...SHADOW SPLASH CONNECTS~!!! 1..... 2..... 3!!!!!!!!!! JR Bullshit! Bullshit!! Bullshit!!! * DING DING DING * GMC The winner...THE SHAAADOOOWWW~! Shadow sends Mario under the ring, and he retrieves a BARBED WIRE CHAIR~!!! Shadow raises the chair and hammers the knee of SJ with the barbed wire chair!!! He then goes back to the top rope, as Mario places the chair on his leg...and PILLMANIZES THE KNEE WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR~!!! JR No damnitt, no! Imagine the pain Stephen must be going through. But I can't help but think of the people who are enjoying this, especially those two bastards in the ring! Mario and Shadow stand in the ring and taunt the crowd, as the EMTs sneak in and cart Popick out on a stretcher. In the meantime, Shadow grabs the mic and says: "The night is not over yet. You don't know yet...but you WILL find out." JR What the hell does that mean? What do these two thugs -- and that's what they are, thugs -- have planned. Shadow and Mario depart the ring. JR Let's go break. You two can go to hell. And you probably look forward to it. November 30, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 shuffle vs. g-money JR Time for our next match, where The Shuffle will take on G. Money. Shuffle and Money have been at each other's throats since they joined IZ. Shuffle's pinned Money once, Money's hit Shuffle with a couple cheap shots, and last week Money and Dangerous A beat Shuffle and Cappa in a tag match. A blinding flash hits and Shuffle is at the top of the ramp. RJD2's "The Horror" plays as Shuffle walks down the ramp. GMC Weighing in at 250 pounds, from Lynnwood, Washington, the Number 5 ranked competitor in the Intense Zone 5… THE SHUFFLE!! JR Shuffle isn't dancing tonight. The look on his face tells you all you need to know about how seriously he takes this match. Shuffle makes his way into the ring, the area goes dark and "For the Love of Money" by the O-Jays starts and a green spotlight shines on G. Money at the top of the ramp. Green pyro shoots up on either side of the ramp. GMC From Salisbury England, at 245 pounds- Number 4 in the IZ5, G. Money!! As G. Money walks down the ramp, Shuffle leaps off the apron and hits Money with a flying lariat. Both men crash to the ground, but are back up quickly and trading blows with each other. JR Shuffle isn't wasting any time, going after G. Money before the match is started. Money drops a shoulder and drives Shuffle into the apron. He throws another shoulder into Shuffle, crushing him against the side of the ring- another shoulder, and then he grabs Shuffle's head and smashes it into the ring post. Shuffle is dazed, and Money rolls him into the ring. The bells sounds, the match officially starts and Money goes for a quick cover 1 2 Kickout!! JR Shuffle's gamble didn't pay off, and he almost lost this match before it started. Shuffle's up and rolls away from Money. Both men retreat to a corner and size each other up. They lock up in the middle of the ring, but Shuffle is still weak from his earlier beating. Money is able to over power him and throws Shuffle to the ground. Money then drops a knee onto Shuffle's neck! He's up, and drops the knee AGAIN! JR Money is driving the air right out of Shuffle! Shuffle's rolling on the ground in pain, gasping for air. Money picks him up, and goes for a back suplex, but Shuffle's able to block, and backhands Money across the face to give him some room. They lock again, and Shuffle goes for a suplex, but he can't get Money up. Money's able to shift momentum and locks Shuffle's arms into a double-underhook position. Before he can get Shuffle up in the air, Shuffle fights it off and takes Money down to the floor, keeping one of the arms locked and transitions into an arm bar. As Shuffle holds the submissions, Money uses his free hand to rake the eyes for Shuffle. Shuffle breaks the hold and rolls out the ring- holding his face and trying to recover. JR Money, back to his no-good ways, cheap shot to Shuffle. Shuffle was just being unpredictable. Money makes his way outside the ring to follow after Shuffle, but Shuffle's waiting for him, and delivers a stiff chop to the chest, then a series of right hands to the face. Money is able to block one of the rights, and pushes Shuffle away to give him space to hit a kick to the gut. Shuffle staggers back as Money moves forward. He grabs Shuffle and drives his back into the security barrier. He pulls Shuffle back and drives him into the barrier again. And again, he goes for a 4th attempt, but Shuffle is able to hit a drop toe hold and send Money face first into the barrier. JR Great move by Shuffle to get out of that predicament- the tides may have just turned in this match. Both men are down outside the ring. Shuffle is first and slides under the ropes and back into the ring. He asks the crowd for a little noise and they respond. He then directs his attention to Money, and yells at him to get up and get into the ring. Shuffle continues to verbally attack Money as the Englishman rises and climbs onto the apron. JR Shuffle's laying a verbal smackdown on Money while he waits for him to get back in the ring. With Shuffle in the middle of the ring, Money slowly makes his way back in. The two men stare each other down. Anger is obvious on both of their faces. They circle, sizing each other up. They finally meet in and lock together. They both appear to be going for a belly-to-belly suplex, but neither can gain an advantage. Finally Money drops his shoulder a bit and drives Shuffle into the ring post. That gives Money the break he needs, and he hits a massive release belly-to-belly on Shuffle. JR Money just won a test to strength there, he's got the upper hand again in this contest. Money moves to Shuffle and hooks in a single-leg Boston Crab. Shuffle's in pain, but he's able to push his body up, and pull himself to the rope. Money holds onto the crab even after Shuffle grasps the rope, not letting go until he's forced off by the ref. JR Shuffle's been locked into the GOLDLEAF~! twice since he's joined OAOAST, his back has to be vulnerable. I can't imagine that he'll be able to take more punishment like this. Money charges Shuffle, but Shuffle's able to turn and get an elbow up at the last minute. Hit hits Money square in the mouth- busting him open. Money's now bleeding, and Shuffle grabs him and hits a jaw breaker!! JR Smart move by Shuffle, working the damaged area on Money. Money's down, and more blood is coming from him mouth. He charges and Shuffle and is able to grab him, lift him and nails a back breaker. Money grabs Shuffle, and puts him in a cobra clutch like hold, but with his knee right in Shuffle's neck. Shuffle struggles, but is eventually able to flip over, holding onto one of Money's legs and reversing into an STF!! The movement brought them very close to the ropes, and Money is able to quickly make contact and Shuffle breaks the hold. They're both up and come together, Shuffles goes to Irish Whip Money, but it's reversed and Shuffle goes flying into the ropes. However, off the rebound he's able to hit a HUGE close line that sends Money down. JR Money's out- what a blow from Shuffle! With Money down, Shuffle climbs the ropes and goes for his MOONSAULT…. JR Shuffle going up top… … but Money GETS A KNEE UP. Shuffle is rolling on the ground in pain. Money is slow to rise as well. He moves towards Shuffle, and starts to position him for the GOLDLEAF~!, but Shuffle is able to fight it off. Money kicks Shuffle in the head in frustration. He goes again for the GOLDLEAF~!, but Shuffle moves so that he's next to the ropes. JR Shuffle JUST able to avoid the Goldleaf. Shuffle uses the ropes to pull himself up and Money charges him- Shuffle drops back down, holding onto the top rope and Money gets send flying to the outside. JR Crafty move by the Shuffle, he used Money's own aggression against him. Money's down and Shuffle is up. He grabs the ropes again vaults himself up to the top rope, from which he hits a springboard leg drop to the outside!! The leg drop connects and Money is down and out!! JR Bah GAWD!!! Shuffle just threw caution to the wind and may have won himself this match. Shuffle picks Money up, and rolls him into the ring. He's up and after him and makes the cover. 1 2 KICKOUT~! Money just gets a shoulder up. Shuffle can't believe it. He's complaining to the ref as Money rises, grabs him and hits a GORY SPECIAL BACK BREAKER!! (A-Train's "Train Wreck") JR Shuffle wasn't paying attention, and just got himself hurt bad. Shuffle's down, rolling on the mat and showing obvious signs of back pain. Money's down as well, as lifting the 250 pound man, jumping and dropping him on his own shoulder has taken almost all of his energy. Money slowly rises and moves over to Shuffle. He starts to lock on the GOLDLEAF~!, but Shuffle is able to send a boot to his face. Money staggers back as Shuffle gets up. He whips Money into the rope and as Money rebounds hits the KICK ASS BLASTA~! Money is down and Shuffle covers… 1 2 KICKOUT~! JR Bah Gawd, neither of these men will give up. They just allow themselves to lose!! Shuffle and Money both stand. Staring each other down once again. They're obviously both exhausted and in a great deal of pain. Blood is still flowing from Money's mouth. It's now splattered over the front of his singlet. They lock together again. Money is able to put Shuffle in a hammer lock, and then nails a hammer lock northern lights suplex, he's still got Shuffle locked in, and goes for a 2nd suplex… JR Rolling Northern Light Suplexes!! … but Shuffle throws an elbow to the face and is able to reverse. He's behind Money and hits the half-nelson suplex. As Money's down, Shuffle looks to the crowd and lets out a massive yell. JR Shuffle seems to think he's about to end this match. Shuffle quickly strides over to Money. He tries to lift him into position for the Shuffle Bomb, but Money throw a punch to his head on the way up and Shuffle drops him. JR Shuffle tried to end this match, but Money just wouldn't let him. Money lands on his feat and charges at Shuffle, but Shuffle's waiting and hits the STANDING SPINEBUSTER~!. JR That's going to do it. Shuffle covers Money. 1 2 3? NO!! KICKOUT~! JR I cannot believe what we are seeing. Both men are running on fumes and will alone. Their hearts are pushing them, but can their bodies respond? They lock up again, and Money throws a knee into Shuffle's gut. He grabs Shuffle and lifts him up into a shoulder breaker- bringing Shuffle's right shoulder down on his knee. He's still got him up and looks to hit a shoulder breaker on the left- JR Bankruptcy!!! Money's told us he'll only use this move if he knows he can't get his opponent to- OH MY GAWD!!! Before JR could finish- Shuffle flips his body forward and avoid the blow to his left shoulder. He lands of his knees and powers up, throwing and blow into Money's jaw. Money staggers back, Shuffle grabs him and hits the SHUFFLE BOMB~! JR SHUFFLE BOMB!! 1 2 3? YES!!!! JR It's over, it's over, it's over. Shuffle has won. He has revenge on G. Money, he has the number 4 spot in the IZ. He's elated, and HE'S DANCING. Shuffle is doing the B. DIDDY SHUFFLE~! In the ring- he dances his way out of he ring and up the ramp. 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Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 COLE Fans, our next match is so full of hatred, I can't even BEGIN to describe it! COACH That's right…tonight, here at World Without End, we see The King of New School, Ragdoll, defend his X Championship against The Innovator…Mad Matt… COLE Let's take a look at this rivalry… The screen fades to black…a few seconds later… "My Baby Shot Me Down" by Nancy Sinatra -- The melodic opening chords echo as a still of Ragdoll and Mad Matt staring each other down is shown… I was five and he was six A shot of Ragdoll walking down the ramp quickly shows, Mad Matt walking down the ramp as well follows it up We rode on horses made of sticks A clip of Ragdoll hitting Matt with the Singapore Cane is shown He wore black and I wore white A silhouette of Ragdoll smoking is shown. A clip of Mad Matt walking in the back is shown. He would always win the fight Ragdoll hitting Mad Matt with the Devil Doll is shown Bang Bang He shot me down Same clip is shown from a different angle Bang Bang I hit the ground Mad Matt falling to the mat is shown in slow motion Bang Bang That awful sound Audio Clip of the bell ringing is heard as a clip of Mad Matt being stretchered out is shown Bang Bang…My Baby shot me down Clip of Ragdoll smiling an evil smile Seasons came and changed the time Clip of Mad Matt's return is shown When I grew up I called him mine Clip of Mad Matt, with audio clip -- MATT "I…want…Ragdoll…" He would always laugh and say Another clip of Ragdoll laughing and smiling is shown "Remember when we used to play" Ragdoll hitting another Devil Doll on Matt is shown Bang Bang I shot you down A Ragdoll beat down on Matt is shown Bang Bang You hit the ground A bloody Matt is shown lying against the mat motionless Bang Bang That awful sound Clip of Ragdoll hitting Matt with the cane is shown, the audio turned up. The crack of the cane is thunderous. Bang Bang…I used to shoot you down Slow-mo clip of Matt limping away from the ring and denying medical attention is shown. Music played and people sang Clip of Matt hitting the Barbed Wire Assisted Quick Response on Ragdoll is shown. Just for me the church bells rang The bell being rung to start a match is heard as we see another clip of Ragdoll and Matt staring each other down. Now he's gone Clip of Josie costing Matt the title is shown I don't know why A dumbfounded Matt is shown staring at Josie Until this day, sometimes I cry Matt covering his face is shown He didn't even say goodbye Ragdoll high-tailing it out of the ring area is shown He didn't take the time to lie Matt limping back up the ramp is shown in slow-mo Bang Bang He shot me down "RAGDOLL" flashes on the screen Bang Bang I hit the ground "MAD MATT" flashes Bang Bang That awful sound "X TITLE" Bang bang My baby…shot me down "BARBED WIRE MATCH" is shown over both Ragdoll and Mad Matt's faces. The screen fades to black as the song slowly finishes. The roar of the crowd is deafening as we go back to Michael Cole and The Coach. COLE Wow…fans…The ring has just finished replacing the ropes with Barbed wire…Here we go… * DING DING DING * GMC LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…The Next Match…is scheduled for ONE FALL…and it is a BARBED WIRE MATCH FOR THE OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP!! CUE: "Higher" by Creed The fans erupt as the curtain flies open, and out steps Mad Matt, who is wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans. His eyes are focused on the ring ahead of him as he walks slowly down to the ring. GMC Entering first…The Challenger…from Peoria, Illinois…weighing in at 211 pounds…Here is MAAAAAAAADDD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!! The ref, who is wearing leather gloves, lifts the top barbed wire rope, allowing Matt to step inside the ring. Once inside, Matt walks over to the farthest rope and puts his hand on it, examining the barbs. His music slowly fades as the lights dim… "VIVAAAAAA LAS VEGAS!" CUE: "Deceptacon" by Le Tigre While some of the loud cheers remain, the arena is now filled with boos. A good moment passes before the curtain flies open…and out walks a sexy Japanese girl carrying a chain? The fans are stunned, but return to their boos as Josie and Melanie step out from behind the curtain. Another moment passes before the man of the hour steps out from behind the curtain. The boos are now thunderous as Ragdoll, dressed in a black "New York Dolls" shirt and tight red cords, steps out onto the stage. He slowly twirls so his back is facing the ring…Ragdoll slowly sticks his right arm out…then his left, which is holding the X Title… GMC And the CHAMPION…from Las Vegas, Nevada…weighing in at 175 pounds…He is the OAOAST X Champion…THIS…IS…RAAAAAGGGGDDOOOOOOOLLLL!!! Ragdoll quickly turns again so he is facing the ring and stares at Mad Matt, who is pacing in the middle of the ring… COACH Mad Matt…He is SO focused… COLE I have a feeling, Coach…I have a feeling that this is Mad Matt's night… …RAGDOLL SUDDENLY RUSHES THE RING! The fans erupt as Ragdoll slides under the bottom rope, the X Title still in his hand. He quickly shoots up as Mad Matt rushes in…WHAM!! Mad Matt falls to the mat, clutching his head!! The fans start to boo as Ragdoll throws the title out of the ring, which is already stained with Mad Matt's blood. Ragdoll re-opened Mad Matt's cut. COLE The match hasn't even started yet and there's already blood spilled! Ragdoll motions for the bell to be rung… * DING DING DING * …and Ragdoll drops for the cover! The ref drops as Ragdoll makes a nonchalant cover… 1! 2!! 3NO!! Mad Matt got the shoulder up at two! Ragdoll smiles wide and shakes his head as the three girls move over to the announce table. COLE Well…it looks like The Ragettes and this mystery girl are going to be joining us… COACH Move, Michael! Give them room! COLE Well, Josie…Melanie…it's nice to have you here-- MELANIE Fuck you… COLE Well said… Ragdoll slowly stands and grabs Matt by the hair, picking him up in the process. Ragdoll quickly whips Matt into the opposite turnbuckle, where he hits with a hellacious thud. COLE May I ask who this other girl is? JOSIE This girl would be Satori Kurahame…Austin hired her to be our personal bodyguard…I guess he feels that ever since Crystal beat us, we need protection or some lame bullshit like that… COACH She…oh baby…she can guard my body anytime! YEAH! Anyone?…Anyone? Ragdoll smiles at the crowd before sprinting towards Matt.…WHAM! Ragdoll clutches his jaw, which now has an imprint of Matt's boot on it, and stumbles back. Matt, seeing his opportunity, rushes towards Ragdoll. Matt leaps into the air…WHAM!! Matt's calf bounces off the back of Ragdoll's head, courtesy of a vicious Jumping Spinning Wheel Kick. Ragdoll falls to the mat, clutching both sides of his head. COLE What a VICIOUS Spinning Wheel Kick by Mad Matt! MELANIE You want to see a vicious spinning wheel kick, just watch any match Satori has ever been in…best in the business. I bet Satori could beat Mad Matt tonight… Matt quickly stands and stomps Ragdoll. The fifth stomp is enough for Matt, who slowly picks Ragdoll up and whips him towards the barbed wire! NO! Ragdoll reverses the whip…MATT REVERSES THE WHIP! CRASH! The fans groan as Ragdoll hits the barbed wire, causing him to get entangled. Matt smiles wide as Ragdoll screams in pain and struggles to get free. COLE OH MY GOD! Ragdoll face first into the barbed wire! A few minutes pass before Ragdoll slowly stumbles away from the barbed wire…WHAM! Ragdoll teeters from the Mad Matt punch…WHAM! Another punch causes Ragdoll to teeter…WWWWWWWWWHOOSH! Ragdoll ducked! Matt spins violently, but is caught by Ragdoll in a German Suplex position! Ragdoll lifts…CRASH!! The fans groan as Matt screams in pain! It is now his turn to feel the barbed wire digging into his back! COLE HOLY JESUS! RAGDOLL JUST GERMAN SUPLEXED MAD MATT INTO THE BARBED WIRE! MAD MATT IS CAUGHT IN THE BARBED WIRE! COACH That is just sick! The fans "Holy Shit!" chant starts to build as a small box appears in the upper right screen. A replay of the German Suplex into the barbed wire is shown twice before the box goes away. Ragdoll slowly gets to his feet as Matt peels himself away from the barbed wire. His white shirt is now stained with red blotches caused by the razor sharp barbs. Ragdoll slowly sets Matt up for a suplex…Ragdoll lifts…CRASH!!! The fans groans grow even louder as Matt is caught on the barbed wire again! COLE RAGDOLL WITH A FRONT SUPLEX ONTO THE BARBED WIRE!! THIS IS JUST INCREDIBLE!! MELANIE That's right, baby! Kill the bastard! Ragdoll smiles wide as he pulls Matt into the ring…another cover! ONE! TWO!! THNO!!! Mad Matt's shoulder was up at 2.99999!! Ragdoll can't believe it, and neither can the fans, who cheer like crazy. The fans quickly start pounding their feet, trying to pump up Matt, who is showing his toughness by getting to his knees. COLE Fans…we're only seven minutes into this match, and we've seen a front suplex and a GERMAN SUPLEX into this barbed wire! COACH These two…they are just so full of hate… MELANIE Noooooo…Ragdoll doesn't give a shit about Mad Matt…he just wants the little fuck to leave him the hell alone! Ragdoll slowly stands and walks towards Matt, who is on his knees. Ragdoll grabs Matt by the hair…WHAM!! RAGDOLL DROPS TO HIS KNEES, CLUTCHING HIS GROIN! MAD MATT JUST HIT A BLATANT LOW BLOW!! COLE Now THAT'S something we don't see Mad Matt do very often! COACH Desperate times call for desperate measures, Mitchell… MELANIE WHAT?! DQ HIM REF! The fans erupt as both men are on their knees…suddenly Matt shoots up and grabs Ragdoll's head…WHAM! The fans erupt as Ragdoll's head bounces off the mat, courtesy of a Mad Matt DDT! Mad Matt slowly lies down as Ragdoll clutches his forehead. Both men are out. COACH That wasn't a very smart move by Matt…he could very possibly take the win with that… MELANIE HA! Whatever! Ragdoll slowly begins to stir along with Mad Matt…both men get to their knees at the same time…both men are standing…both turn…WHAM! Mad Matt reels back, courtesy of a Ragdoll right hand…WHAM! Mad Matt returns the favor, delivering a right hand of his own…WHAM! Another punch by Ragdoll…WHAM!! Another by Mad Matt…WHAM!! ANOTHER by Mad Matt! Ragdoll is on dream street! Three more punches are thrown by Matt before he quickly grabs Ragdoll's wrist and whips him towards the opposite "ropes"…where RAGDOLL DROPS AND SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! Ragdoll quickly walks over towards Finkel and pushes him away from the chair…which is now held securely in Ragdoll's right hand! Ragdoll, using all of his strength, throws the chair high in the air…CRASH! The blue chair lands right in the middle of the ring, only a few feet shy of Matt. COACH I smell blood coming up… Ragdoll quickly slides into the ring as Matt picks up the chair…CRASH! The fans erupt in boos as the chair bounces off of Matt's skull, courtesy of a Ragdoll Red Label! COLE RED LABEL INTO THE CHAIR! MAD MATT…MAD MATT IS STILL STANDING! Ragdoll smiles at the crowd before turning slowly…WHOOSH! Ragdoll barely ducked a Mad Matt chairshot! Mad Matt, thinking quickly, quickly drops the chair and drives his boot into the gut of Ragdoll…Ragdoll doubles over as Matt unfolds the chair…AND GRABS RAGDOLL'S HEAD!! WHAM!! The fans boo as Matt clutches his back… COLE WHAT?! SATORI JUST HIT MATT IN THE BACK WITH THAT CHAIN! COACH I didn't even notice her! COLE She must have jumped into the crowd and made her way through them! Ragdoll smiles wide as Satori backs up slightly, watching Matt slowly get to his knees…Ragdoll rushes forward… WHAM!!!!! The fans boos grow louder as Matt's bloody head is struck by Ragdoll's knee! COLE DEVIL DOLL!! DEVIL DOLL! MELANIE It's Over!! Mad Matt is fuckin done for!! JOSIE YES! Ragdoll slowly drops to his knees and covers…the ref drops… ONE!! TWO!! THNO!!!!!!!! The fans erupt as a stunned Ragdoll clutches his head, almost in tears as he looks at the refs fingers. Both of them. COLE MAD MATT KICKED OUT OF THE DEVIL DOLL!! MAD MATT IS STILL IN THIS! MELANIE What…the…Fuck… JOSIE Excuse me… The sound of a headset dropping is heard as Josie slowly stands and walks towards the ring. She slowly slides in as Matt rolls over to the far side of the ring. MELANIE What the fuck is she doing? COLE I was hoping you would tell us! Josie slowly walks over to Ragdoll and stands beside him, putting a brass knuckle onto his hand. Ragdoll smiles and nods as he turns towards Matt…WHAM!! THE FANS ERUPT AS RAGDOLL ONCE AGAIN CLUTCHES HIS GROIN! JOSIE HIT RAGDOLL WITH A LOW BLOW!! Ragdoll slowly turns as he drops to his knees, his eyes watering as he looks at Josie. She smiles wide and points towards the entrance way. The lights dim. CUE: "Kick Start My Heart" by Motley Crue COLE It can't be! The fans erupt as the lights go back on! Standing in the middle of the ring is…K-MONEY!! COLE K-MONEY IS BACK!! K-MONEY IS FUCKING BACK!!! MELANIE No…No…NO!! K-Money smiles wide as Ragdoll looks at him in terror! Satori rushes towards Money…WHAM!! The fans erupt as Josie tackles Satori! CATFIGHT! Money slowly backs up, acting as if he is going to leave…BUT INSTEAD RUSHES TOWARDS RAGDOLL! K-MONEY LEAPS…WHAM!!!!!! THE FANS ERUPT AS RAGDOLL CLUTCHES HIS NOW BLOODY HEAD AND COLLAPSES TO THE MAT!! COLE K-MONEY HIT A DEVIL DOLL ON RAGDOLL!! The fans erupt as Mad Matt climbs onto the top turnbuckle! He looks out at each section of the crowd…AND LEAPS!! MAD MATT'S BODY TWISTS IN MID-AIR IN A PERFECT 450 SPLASH!! CRASH!!! HE CONNECTS!!! THE FANS ERUPT AND COUNT ALONG AS THE REF DROPS!!! MATT HOOKS A LEG!! ONE!!!!! TWO!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!! * DING DING DING * "Higher" by Creed!! The fans jump to their feet, their applause and cheers making it damn near impossible to hear anything!! COLE MAD MATT HAS FINALLY DEFEATED RAGDOLL AND CAPTURED THE X TITLE!! GMC Ladies and Gentlemen…your winner…..AND NEEEEEWWW…OAOAST X CHAMPION…MAD….MAAAAAAAATTTTT!!! Matt slowly crawls off of the motionless Ragdoll as K-Money grabs the X Title from the ref. Josie and Money slowly help Matt to his feet as Melanie slides into the ring, checking on her boyfriend. Matt shakes the cobwebs loose and stares at Money, who holds the X Title…and presents it to Mad Matt! Mad Matt slowly takes the title and stares at it as K-Money and Josie applaud him. From the back come Zack Malibu, The Parka, "Shooter" Jay Darring, Peter Knight, and Crystal. All five quickly slide into the ring and rush towards Matt, who is still staring at the X Title. COLE THE REIGN OF TYRANNY AND EVIL HAS FINALLY ENDED! RAGDOLL HAS JUST BEEN TOSSED FROM THE TOP OF THE X MOUNTAIN AND HAS BEEN REPLACED BY MAD MATT! MAD MATT HAS FINALLY CAPTURED THE X TITLE; THE TITLE THAT HAS HAUNTED AND CONSUMED HIM FOR THE PAST FIVE MONTHES! THIS IS A GLORIOUS NIGHT, COACH!! COACH I don't believe it…He finally did it…MAD MATT FUCKIN DID IT!! Jay, Zack, The Dream Machines, Crystal, and K-Money all slowly pick Mad Matt up onto their shoulders and parade him around the ring as Ragdoll, Satori, and Melanie slowly climb the ramp to the back. COLE FANS! THIS IS WHAT THE OAOAST IS ALL ABOUT! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! COACH HE DID IT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 JR Fans, since Jesse is backstage getting ready, welcome our guest commentator...Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Welcome Bobby. BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN Don't welcome me you Oklahoma humanoid. I'm surprised you even know how to talk without sounding like Hillbilly Jim. Since I'm being paid real good money, let's get this started. JR 'Brain,' up next we have the tag title match between the Dream Machines and TNT. Over the last few weeks TNT has become a thorn in the Machines' sides and tonight they get to capitalize on their non-title win! "THE BRAIN" How nice of them to let us call the tag title match for once. JR Well this feud has taken place on IZ mostly. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA This match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Tag Team Championship!! "TNT" by AC/DC GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Coming to the ring at a total combined weight of 388 pounds…the team of TJ Burns and Tyler Bridges…TNT!!!! TNT comes out on the stage as the fans boo. Burns and Bridges make their way to the ring and slide in before posing on the turnbuckles. Both men stand in a corner and talk strategy while their music dies out and the fans buzz with excitement as "California Love" hits. GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Coming to the ring at a total combined weight of 465 pounds…the team of Peter Knight and The Parka…The Tag Team Champions of the World!!…THE DREAM MACHINES!!!! The El Camino pulls up beside the stage and bounces for the fans as they cheer, but out of nowhere TNT appears on either side of the car and start punching the Machines through the window. They then pull PK and Parka out through the windows. JR What the hell?? This isn't no disqualification!! "THE BRAIN" They haven't done anything against the rules! The Dream Machines have to be ready for this! PK and Parka begin fighting back and toss both members into the sides of the El Camino! Eddy runs to the ring as PK and Parka bring TNT to the ring and toss them in. *DING DING DING* Both men then enter the ring and PK picks up Bridges in the Bear Hug position. Parka then hits the ropes and Clotheslines him out of PK's to complete the Awakening! PK stays in the ring as Parka exits after shoving Burns to the outside. JR Well it looks like TNT's jump start backfired! "THE BRAIN" And I suppose you're gonna tell me that what the Machines did wasn't perfectly fine?? JR It happened before the match started! PK waits for Bridges to stand before taking him back down with a Clothesline. PK then tags Parka and he hits a Slingshot Senton Splash onto Bridges. Cover. One…Two…No!!! Parka slaps a Side Headlock on Bridges as he begins to stand. Bridges tries to break free by hitting him with forearms, but Parka just takes him down with a Headlock Takeover. Parka locks the move in tight, but Bridges turns Parka so his shoulders are on the mat. One…No!!! Parka flips back into position and pulls him to his feet. He then hits a Snap Suplex on Bridges before hitting the ropes and dropping a Jumping Fist Drop! Parka gets back up and waits for him to stand before coming in for a Float Over DDT, but Bridges locks his arms around Parka and counters with a Northern Lights Suplex! One…Two…No!!! JR What a reversal! "THE BRAIN" What a team!! Bridges waits for Parka to stand and whips him to the ropes, but Burns low bridges him and Parka tumbles to the outside. PK yells at the ref as the ref tells Burns to go back to his corner. Bridges slides to the outside and slams Parka back first into the barricade as the ringside fans boo. PK comes running over and blasts Bridges with a forearm that sends him down to the mat. Burns then comes over and begins trading punches with PK as the ref comes to the outside to break up the fight. JR The ref is losing total control of this match already!! "THE BRAIN" This isn't going to end pretty. PK and Burns go back to their corners while Bridges tosses Parka back into the ring and climbs to the top rope. After steadying himself he flies off with a Diving Headbutt, but Parka moves at the last second! Parka begins crawling to his corner, but Bridges grabs Parka's foot as Burns runs around and pulls PK off the apron before quickly returning to his corner. JR This Burns guy is a bastard!! "THE BRAIN" He's just making sure that his team wins! Can you blame the guy? Bridges pulls Parka to his feet and hits a German Suplex followed by two more and ended with a Release German that flips Parka completely over so that he lands on his face! Cover. One…Two…Thre..No!! Bridges then tags Burns in and catches a standing Parka with an Irish Whip. As Parka comes back Burns hits him with a Hurricanrana before hitting the ropes and hitting a Flipping Leg Drop! Cover. One…Two…Three..No!! Burns stands up and pie faces PK which causes him to enter the ring where he's cut off by the ref. As the ref is distracted Burns begins choking Parka to a chorus of boos. PK tries to make his way past the ref to stop him, but the ref makes him exit the ring. JR Dammit ref, turn around!! "THE BRAIN" He's only one man JR! He can't catch everything! Burns stops choking him and climbs to the top rope and readies himself for the 450 Leaf Clover, but PK runs over and shoves him off the top rope. The ref comes over and yells at him. Bridges tries to use the opportunity to attack Parka, but Eddy pulls him out of the ring! "THE BRAIN" What the hell is going on here??? JR These two teams are pissing each other off! That's what! Bridges grabs Eddy and tosses him over the barricade before returning his corner. Eddy crashes into some chairs and lands on the concrete and the fans boo loudly at TNT. PK drops down from the apron to check on Eddy while Parka stands and spins Burns around before hitting him with a Brainbuster. Parka then pulls him back up and sets him up for the Day of the Dead, but he finally notices Eddy and puts Burns down. Parka then exits the ring to check on Eddy as PK tells him he's out cold. The ref begins his 10 count as Parka and PK are still helping Eddy up. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10 *DING DING DING* JR What?? TNT have knocked Eddy out! Parka and PK are more worried about him right now! "THE BRAIN" This is a bunch of bull! The Dream Machines got themselves counted out on purpose!! GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA Here are your winners by way of count out…TNT!!!! TNT exit the ring, looking really pissed, and come over to where Parka and PK are and attack them with chairs! Bridges blasts Parka while Burns blasts PK and both men go down. TNT hold the chairs high and then throw them down on top of them before walking away. When they reach the stage they stop and walk over to the El Camino where they get in and steal the Camino!! JR What the hell is this??? They just stole the El Camino! "THE BRAIN" The Dream Machines stole their chance at gold so they stole something back!! JR I can't believe this! Let's just…just go to whatever is next. This is a mess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 dan black/jailbait vs. jesse "the body" ventura & ? JR It's been good having Jesse back alongside me tonight- but he's left now to compete in a match which could have huge ramifications on the OAOAST. Let me just run down the events of the past week -- Jailbait, desperate to free himself from Dan Black's power, has agreed a deal with the devious IntenseZone supremo. If he can pin Jesse Ventura and get the win for his team, Dan will let him go free without the threat of returning to jail (where he was sent by Black in his previous guise as Mystery Eskimo in a Jailhouse Match earlier this year). In addition, if Jesse can pin Dan Black, he will be re-instated on the commentary team alongside myself, thanks to Stephen Joseph's ruling that was saw earlier tonight! Now, many people have expected SJ to tag up with Jesse and make his official in ring return, but with the attack by…well, I can't even bring myself to say his name, I'm so sickened, but with that attack, SJ doesn't look to be in any condition to compete. So, who does Jesse have to help him out? Phew…have you got all that, fans? Well, its time to go to the ring! Gary Michael Cappetta is on hand to deliver the introductions. GMC Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is a special tag team challenge match. Introducing first… "How I Could Just Kill A Man" blasts out, and Y2Jailbait bounces out, a serious look on his face. GMC From Brooklyn, New York, weighing 205lbs…WHY….TOOOOOO…..JAAAAAILLLLLBAAAAAAIIIIIT! JR Jailbait is a changed man since his short spell in the big house, and he wants the chance to make his own way in the OAOAST, free from the clutches of Dan Black! But tonight, to do that, he has to tag with that very man, get on as a team, despite Black physically assaulting him just two weeks ago! Jailbait slides into the ring, getting a good reception from the fans, and bounces off the ropes, warming up, as his music cuts. "Quiet" creeps over the sound system, and floods of menacing black smoke pour out of the entranceway. Blinding bursts of white pyro fire in the smoke, until "Ice Heart" Dan Black finally emerges, head down, standing amidst the smoke. GMC From London, England…at 240lbs…he is the IntenseZone general manager….DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BLACK! Black walks through the smoke and down to the ring, soaking up the crowd heat and grinning smugly. Dan climbs into the squared circle and smiles at Jailbait, offering him a handshake that the New Yorker ignores. GMC And introducing their opponents…. "Welcome to the Jungle" blasts out, and Jesse Ventura just comes sprinting down the aisle! Gary Cappetta drops his mic with a THUNK and leaps out of the ring as Jesse slides into the ring and nails Dan Black with a lariat! The bell rings to start the match as Jesse is on FIRE! * DING DING DING * Jailbait rushes over, but gets scooped up into a SPINEBUSTAH! JR BAH GAWD! JESSE! VENTURA! VENTURA! GAWD! MAH GAWD! Ventura starts to put the boots to Jailbait, but Dan Black is up and cracks him across the back of the head with his elbow. Black pulls Jesse away from Jailbait and whips him across the ring, but Ventura shoulderblocks Dan to the mat as he bounces back! With both men down, Jesse takes time out to strut and pose, a grin on his face! JR JESSE! Don't showboat! Don't-aaaaaw crap! Jailbait knocks Jesse to the mat, and Dan Black pounces, kicking hard at Ventura's exposed body. Dan beckons Jailbait to join in, but Y2J just looks uncomfortably on. JR We need Jesse's partner out here! C'mon, Dammit! Dan scoops Jesse up, kicks him in the gut, and is about to go for the Blackout stunner when the lights drop out. Verdi's "Requiem" plays, and pyro bursts from the entranceway. JR JINGUS! BAH GAWD! The monster is here! The lights come back up, with Jailbait and Black facing the aisle, in fighting stances, waiting for the Devilman. Suddenly, there's a commotion in the crowd, and the huge shape of JINGUS bursts through! He slides into the ring to a HUGE pop, that causes Dan and Y2J to turn, straight into double chokeholds from JINGUS! JR Double chokeslam attempt! Break 'em in half! JINGUS lets out a blood curdling roar and heaves both men into the air! He SLAMS Jailbait down with his left arm, but Dan Black flips out of his right and lands behind him. The instant Jailbait hits the mat JINGUS turns- and is taken down into Black's "Heart of Ice"! JR That's his crossface with which he got so many victories as Mystery Eskimo! Dan took advantage of JINGUS's right arm, weakened from being targeted in successive matches on IntenseZone! Dan pulls back hard on JINGUS, tearing at his injured right shoulder with the crossface. JINGUS' free arm is up and wavering! JR MAH GAWD! It could be over already! Our referee checks on JINGUS, but Jesse is up about to pull Black up when Jailbait does it for him! Dan leaps up and goes nose to nose with Jailbait, screaming abuse at him, but Jailbait merely shrugs. JR Jailbait saving JINGUS, as he needs to be the one to win the match by pinning Jesse to get his freedom! Dan didn't anticipate that- a rare mistake from our GM! Dan and Y2J turn and take in the imposing figures of JINGUS and Jesse standing ready for them, and both immediately bale to the outside! JINGUS shakes hands with Jesse to applause, as our official tries to get one of them out of the ring to allow the match proper to begin. Jesse shakes his head firmly when JINGUS suggests he should start, and JINGUS shrugs agreement, stepping out to the apron. Jailbait, seeing Jesse and his chance at escape from Dan Black, jumps into the ring as Dan watches on. JR Ok, we're ready to get this started properly- Jesse and Jailbait to start us off. Jailbait circles Ventura, the older man by many years, but still bigger and probably stronger than the cruiserweight Jailbait. Y2J moves in and we go to a lockup that Jesse quickly turns in a hammerlock. Ventura grins as he twists on the arm, but Jailbait reaches back, takes a grip on "The Body" by the back of the neck with his free hand and leaps up, flipping back over Ventura's shoulder and landing behind him! Jailbait grabs the trunks of the legend as he falls and drags him over in a school boy! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both men are up, and as Jailbait charges Jesse aims a clothesline at Y2J that he avoids. Jailbait bounces back off the ropes and leaps with flying forearm that connects to Ventura's temple, knocking him to the mat. Jesse is straight back up, but Jailbait jumps and snaps his boots into Jesse's jaw, dropping him again with a dropkick. Y2J runs to the ropes as Jesse rises to a sitting position. Jailbait shoots forward and nails a low dropkick to the face of Ventura that snaps his head hard back to the mat! Dan Black applauds as Jailbait covers: ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! JR Jailbait is moving quickly, upping the tempo- I love Jesse, but he's not physically equipped anymore to go toe to toe with someone like Jailbait- or Dan Black- for too long. I admire his bravery, but he'll have to let JINGUS do most of the work if he can. Jailbait pulls Jesse up, and goes to whip him to the ropes, but Jesse reverses it and sends Jailbait flying. As he reaches the ropes near his team's corner, Dan Black jumps forward and slaps him on the back for the tag! Jailbait runs on and eats a BIG BOOT from Jesse, but Dan runs into the ring and, grabbing the neck of Jesse, CRACKS his head into the mat with a running neckbreaker! Jailbait rolls out of the ring as Black stomps on Jesse, before walking forward to JINGUS on the apron and giving him a simple one finger salute! JR Dan Black interfered in JINGUS' World Title match against Calvin Szechstein last IntenseZone, contributing to his loss, and JINGUS has GOT to be itching for a chance to get at Black! JINGUS is about to step into the ring, but at the last moment controls himself, and Dan turns back to Jesse, who's on his feet! A stiff punch rocks Dan, and Jesse whips him to the ropes. Black bounces back but ducks Jesse's clothesline. Ventura turns, and Black rakes his eyes before dropping him down hard with a DDT! Jailbait is back on the apron, and Dan nods to him, pointing at Jesse as if to show how things should be done. Black brings Jesse back off the mat and slaps on a front facelock, before gripping the tights and lifting Jesse up high in the vertical suplex position. Dan lets Jesse hang, the blood rushing to his head, before just dropping him down head first with a BRAINBUSTAH! Dan wastes no time in bringing Ventura back up, and underhooks both his arms. Black pulls up strongly, and drags Jesse over with a chicken wing suplex. The cover! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! KICKOUT! Dan looks a tiny bit frustrated, but brings Ventura back up nevertheless. Black brings Jesse over with a snapmare takeover that leaves him sitting on the mat. Dan rocks back and delivers a STIFF kick to Ventura's back! Jesse clenches his fists in pain, but before he can move Black cracks another kick into his shoulder blades! Dan steps back a third time and kicks Jesse SQUARE IN THE HEAD! Ventura crumples to the mat and Dan covers: ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! THRRRRR-KICKOUT! Black now looks ANGRY, and kicks at Jesse's prone body. JR Jesse is taking a beating, but he wants to hang in there and prove he can still compete at this level. He's not a man who's ever lacked BALLS, and we're seeing all his resilience here tonight! Black takes a step back and SPITS onto Jesse, drawing huge BOOOOOS from the crowd. Dan steps out of the ring to the apron and slowly climbs to the top rope. Black pauses for a moment before leaping forward, sailing off with a diving headbutt aimed at Jesse's forehead… ….but Ventura rolls aside! Black eats canvas and clutches his neck, as Jesse starts to try and crawl over for the tag to the Devilman! The crowd urges him on, heating up at the prospect of a little JINGUS mayhem! Jailbait has his hand outstretched, looking for the tag too, as Dan tries to shake his head clear. Jesse is almost in his teams corner…but Dan lunges forward and tags Jailbait! Y2J vaults into the ring and grabs Jesse by the ankle, pulling him away from JINGUS! BOOOS for Jailbait, who hits Jesse with a jawbreaker that leaves him staggering by the ropes. Jailbait moves in and grabs Jesse around the head, going for his jailbreak finisher, but Ventura pushes him off! Jailbait charges again but gets caught by a hard clothesline. Ventura pulls Y2J up and in and hooks him for a suplex, hoisting Jailbait off the mat, but Jailbait slips out of his grasp and lands behind him. Jailbait grabs Jesse and hits the Jailbreak! (twist of fate). JR Jesse's time may have run out! He's fought hard, but this could be it! The cover! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! THRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE! NO! DAN BLACK breaks it up! JR BAH-BAH- GAWD! What the HELL is going on now? Jailbait, having been pulled of Jesse, sits on the mat looking confused! Dan grins at the situation, and then laughs. JR He's double crossed Jailbait! He never meant to set him free at all! BAH GAWD! This man is truly sick, he plays mind games with everyone! Jailbait gets up and gets in Dan's face, as Black jaws back! Tempers flaring, the two come close to blows….as Jesse starts to crawl across the mat! Jailbait suddenly sees and yells at Dan to stop him, but its too late! TAG TO JINGUS! A huge roar from the crowd as the Devilman charges into the ring! JINGUS is a Devil on fire as he decimates Jailbait and Black with lariats and big boots. Body slam to Jailbait! DDT to Black! JR Give 'em hell for Jesse, JINGUS! The Devilman scoops Jailbait up and is about to hit the DEVILBOMB when Black cuts his legs out from under him. Black and Jailbait pause, panting to get their breath back, before the official does his best to push Black out of the ring. As he does so however, JINGUS sits up and grabs Jailbait! The Devilman rises and hits a CLAWSLAM! Cover! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! THRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE! NO! Dan Black breaks it up again! JR Dan may not want Jailbait to stay free, but he doesn't want to lose a match to his old nemesis JINGUS either! JINGUS rises, but Black drags him down into the Heart of Ice once more! Dan wrenches back on the hold, tearing at the injured shoulder again! Jailbait gets up, and before JINGUS can even think of tapping, he nails Dan with a legdrop to the head! JR BAH GAWD! This match is CRAZY AS A PET COON! Jailbait grabs the hurt JINGUS by the leg and pulls him over, with a huge effort, to Jesse's corner! Ventura is recovering on the turnbuckle, and Jailbait grabs his arm, slapping it onto JINGUS hand! Our referee shrugs and accepts the tag, and Jailbait flips Jesse into the ring over the top rope! Y2J springs to the top rope and quickly flies off with a FROG SPLASH that connects to the ribs of Ventura! The cover! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! Dan Black dives for the save! JINGUS dives for the save! THRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E! * DING DING DING * GMC The winners of the match, the team of Y2Jailbait and Dan BLACK! JR That has to be the strangest match I've ever seen! The match may be over, but chaos is still raging in the ring. JINGUS and Dan Black slam into each over in their efforts to make the save, and a brawl has erupted, hard punches being exchanged! Jailbait gets up from his cover, and first makes to help Black, but then stops… JR Jailbait is free now! He can do whatever he wants! Jailbait joins in the attack on Black, landing hard CHOPS onto Dan's chest! JINGUS stands back for a moment, allowing Jailbait his revenge, and Jailbait hits Black with the Jailbreak! The IZ GM's trouble doesn't stop there, as JINGUS hauls him up- DEVILBOMB! JR Dan Black has been DESTROYED! What a heart warming moment! As Black lies motionless, JINGUS and Jailbait face each other…there's a beat….and a hand extended by JINGUS! Jailbait takes it! The men raise their hands aloft as the crowd gives them an ovation! Jailbait moves over and helps Jesse up, and they too shake. It's a picture of harmony in the ring, until the three are taken down from behind by three men in black shirts and swinging steel chairs! JR BAH GAWD! That's Dan Black's Blackheart security! We saw them debut on IntenseZone last week! The three men, Jake Karma, Steve Scott and Hades, stand over the fallen trio. At ringside is the fourth member of Blackheart security, Angel Steel, who steps into the ring and helps Dan Black up. Dan rests, shakily, against the ropes, before snapping out orders. Jake Karma, the biggest of the men at 6'6, 340lbs of muscle, picks JINGUS up like a ragdoll and puts him in the pumphandle position. Karma hoists JINGUS up and hits him with a Michinoku driver out of the pumphandle! JR BAH GAWD! What strength! That man is just an ANIMAL! He's HUGE! That man has incredible upside. He just manhandled JINGUS! Steve Scott, smaller and lighter at 5'11 225lbs, has a grip on Jailbait. Scott whips him to the ropes and CRACKS him down to the mat with a superkick. Scott takes a run back and nails a running Shooting Star Press to Jailbait that leaves Y2J clutching his ribs! Finally, Hades, the masked man, as Jesse up, and double underhooks the arms twisting out and CRUSHING Ventura's face into the mat with a spinning Tiger Driver! Dan Black nods in approval, as "Quiet" hums over the sound system. Black pauses to kick each of his fallen adversaries on his way out, supported by Angel Steel, as the Blackheart security team follows. The crowd keeps on BOOING until Dan is out of sight backstage. Suddenly, the camera pans backstage, where Mario has thrown the EMTs aside and attacked SJ on the stretcher! JR What the hell? Is this was the Shadow was talking about saying their night wasn't done? Stephen Joseph has been backstage all night, after being attacked earlier by Shadow and Mario, being tended to by OAOAST trainers and EMTs. He wanted to stay so he could see this match. he probably regrets that now. Mario is just beating the living daylights outta Stephen. The EMTs recover and pull Mario off...and the EMTs are attacked by G-Money and Dangerous A!!! DA and G-Money throw the EMTs into the ambulance and the three heels roll SJ out to ringside. They throw him into the ring... But JINGUS and Jesse return to help their fallen friend! JINGUS hits the DEVILBOMB~! on G-Money! Jesse goes for a suplex on DA... But is stopped by Mario, who hits a STUNNER~! on Jesse! JR There's a pier-six brawl brewing backstage. We need help. Help in the back. Why the hell is everybody being slow? Get somebody back their and stop this. NOW! The faces are outnumbered, but K-NESS comes out for the save!!! He catches DA in a belly-to-belly, sending him over the top rope! Mario puts the ETERNAL DAMNATION~! on Jesse, but JINGUS interrupts, and sets up another DEVILBOMB~! But before he can get it off, THE SHADOW runs through the crowd, comes off the top rope and BREAKS THE CRICKET BAT OVER JINGUS' HEAD!!! JINGUS IS DOWN!!! Shadow sets up Jesse....ENIGMA~! He then goes to the top, and hits the SHADOW SPLASH~! on JINGUS! JR The Shadow just broke that cricket bat over Jingus' head. There's no doubt this is Caboose. Why, dammitt, why?! Meanwhile, Mario pulls SJ to the corner, and hooks a RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR~! Shadow slides outside...and grabs the BARBED WIRE CHAIR, and hammer's Popick's bad knee with it! JR They're gonna cripple Stephen. And yet NOBODY is trying to stop this. I ask: WHY THE HELL ISN'T ANYBODY DOING ANYTHING?! Meanwhile, in the ring, GM and DA are double-teaming K-NESS, then they set up a table! Shadow tosses DA a spool of BARBED WIRE~! and GM and DA proceed to wrap it around the table. K-NESS manages to fight back against the two heels! Shadow nails him with the barbed wire chair, however, and K-NESS falls into a 3D THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE~! Shadow drops the chair and goes to the top rope, as Mario pulls SJ to the middle...SHADOW SPLASH! Shadow then grabs a mic: "I told you all that, tonight, you would all find out...and now is the time." Suddenly, Shadow begins to undo his mask! The mask comes off to reveal... THE SUPERSTAR! NO, just kidding. It's... ALFDOGG!!! JR ALFDOGG! ALFDOGG!! ALFDOGG! He hasn't been around in months. What beef does he have with Stephen Joseph? Alf breaks out in a huge grin as a small section of the crowd pops, and a majority have commensed to littering the ring with trash. ALFDOGG Hey Popick...look what the cat dragged in! You really think I was just going to let that die, that cheap win you got at AM2, that I was just going to shake your hand and congratulate you and that would be the end of it? Well, you're even more of a stupid ass than I thought, Popick. In case you forgot, I've known everyone here in the OAOAST since DAY ONE. I know how every one of your minds work, and what your perrogatives are, and who and what you're REALLY out for. And I know that you are the single most selfish human being I've ever dealt with in the OAOAST, and maybe even in my entire life. I know that you and Tony and Zack Malibu, and any other little buddies that you had doing your work were trying to hold me back, trying to push me to the side. I thought I was doing you a FAVOR, Popick? I thought I was doing the RIGHT thing when I helped your sorry asses out against the aWo? But, no, when it was all said and done, the marquees always said "BPP and Tony, BPP and Zack," and whatever. I was left in the background. And you thought just because I had changed my attitude so we could dispose of the SHIT that was the aWo, that I was going to completely ignore that...that I was just going to let it slide. Well, you're DEAD WRONG, MOTHERFUCKER. And from here on in, I don't care about the OAOAST system of right and wrong. I have my own system of right and wrong, and if it seems right when I do it, then I'll never look back at it. Let me ask you something, Popick...how many shots at Anglesault did I get out of helping you two bastards? How many times was I even CLOSE to top billing? You can count them on one hand... Correction...you CAN'T count them on one hand. Know why, Popick? I NEVER GOT ANY, THAT'S WHY! But that's OK...after all, like Roddy Piper said, belts are for people who don't know how to draw money on their own. And having said that, you and Zackie ALWAYS seemed to have a strap laying around somewhere. Let me ask you something else, Popick...as great of a heel as Caboose was, how much time did HE spend wearing gold? As I recall, his only title reign was from the time he beat AS to the time he dropped it to me, which couldn't have been more than six weeks. Yet, he is still arguably the greatest remembered and beloved figure in our history. He was a great draw. I was a great draw. Sandman9000, despite being a crazy, sadistic, asshole who never really had even above average billing...HE was a great draw. And what did they all have in common? The four heels remove their shirts, to reveal DEADLY ALLIANCE t-shirts!!! JR No way. The DEADLY ALLIANCE HAS RETURNED! MY GOD! ALFDOGG (CONT'D) THIS, Popick, is what we all had in common. A distinction that, unfortunately, we also shared with you. Other than that, you had NO qualities that could touch any former DA member. Alf grabs the hair of Popick and holds it inches from his shirt. ALFDOGG (CONT'D) You're a DISGRACE to this logo, Popick, A DISGRACE! YOU HEAR ME??? As for everyone else in this company, you're all in DEEP SHIT. You were in deep enough shit already. After all, I leave for a few months, and when I come back, you have a WOMAN headlining a PPV for the World title. I'm not chauvenist or anything, hell, I'm hoping she whips the shit out of that pussy boy Calvin Shitstain, or however his name is pronounced. It doesn't really matter to me though, whichever one wants a piece afterwards, can have one. That goes for you four fucks in the ring too. This is called World Without End? Well, your world is now an eternal nightmare... Because it JUST GOT DEADLIER. "The Wall" by Kansas plays, as Alf spits on Popick and throws the mic down, and the new DA celebrates in the ring together. JR BAH GAWD! Jailbait gets his freedom, and we could see a new alliance between he, JINGUS and Jesse- but Dan Black just showed the power he has at his disposal with his new security team. And the Deadly Alliance has returned. Folks, that's it for the IntenseZone matches of World Without End, Coach and Michael Cole are standing by for the main event of the evening, but don't forget to tune into IntenseZone Tuesday night- we'll see the NA title match, the Intense 5 rankings, and the match we've just seen- can JINGUS and Jailbait work together to overcome Dan Black? What will the fallout of the return of the Deadly Alliance have on IZ. I'm Jim Ross, good night from IntenseZone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Damaramu is sitting in his locker room in street clothes watching old tapes of his own New Japan matches. DAMA I should've gone for the submission there..... Suddenly the door flies open and a very angry Ryan Smith walks in staring a hole right through Damaramu. RYAN Get on your feet you son of a bitch! Damaramu and Smith are now face to face staring into each other's cold eyes. RYAN If you think jumping me last week proved anything...... DAMA I wasn't trying to prove anything Ryan. I was trying to hurt you. RYAN Well you obviously failed at that...because here I am, face to face with you. DAMA Oh really? Because that's not what I heard. I was informed that our match next week is off because of your neck. RYAN What do the doctor's know? I'm standing aren't I? I can still fight! I can still wrestle! And that's what I'm going to do on Thursday...WRESTLE. I'm a wrestler dammit...and you...you're just a punk with an attitude. DAMA Big words from the man that I pinned back in college with no trouble at all... RYAN That is in the past! I've improved since then...improved enough to beat you. I seem to remember you running away from New Japan...yes I remember reading that in a "dirt sheet". You couldn't win the World Heavyweight title so you tucked your legs and ran to America. Well guess what? You're a coward. A complete coward. I hear you come out here and spout off that you're the worlds greatest wrestler and that you're here to change everything and be the best ever. That's laughable. You couldn't even beat the best that Japan had to offer. What makes you think you can beat me? The best that America has to offer! DAMA Well you see Ryan I find your comments very funny....because if I remember right it was you that was laying on the mat last week with a possible broken neck. RYAN My neck is fine..... DAMA Then prove it. Take your shot right now. We don't have to wait for Thursday. RYAN That's ok Dama....I'm a wrestler. I do it in the ring. I'll see you on Thursday. DAMA Ok...I'll be waiting....to break your neck. Ryan starts to walk out and turns his head back to Dama. RYAN We'll see....we'll see..... Ryan leaves and Dama begins to chuckle a little as he goes back to his TV. Only this time he puts in a tape of Ryan Smith's best matches and begins to intently watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Coming out of his locker room and down the hall is the 24/7 Champion, Zack Malibu, alongside Candie. In just a little while, Zack will do battle with a man who knows him all too well, his enemy-turned ally-turned enemy, CWM. Josh Matthews is there on the scene, waving a mic in Zack's face as he walks towards the gorilla position. JM Zack, Zack, if we can get a word. This past Thursday, you were victorious in one of the most memorable OAOAST matches to date. How do you feel after Title Wave, how do you feel about being the 24/7 Champion, and perhaps most important of all, how do you feel about going into not only a title match, but a Street Fight just days after winning the belt? ZM Well, aren't we just the roving reporter. In all honesty Josh, having a match like Title Wave just days before something as big as my match tonight does take something out of you. Add in the fact that there's a title on the line, and you've got that psycho even more motivated than he was before. I mean, he beat down a MONITOR on HeldDOWN~!, Josh. The man was enraged at an inanimate object. This isn't going to be easy. I never expected it to be. All I can do is give 110% like I always do. I'm ready for CWM. JM Candie, your thoughts? CANDIE My thoughts? Truthfully, I'm not comfortable with this situation. Zack went from a one on one match, to a Street Fight where 24/7 rules apply. The belt he holds now is on the line every minute of every day. He's got to watch his back twice as much as he did before. I know Zack, though, and it doesn't even phase him. You can call it cockiness or conceit, but in truth it's confidence. So tonight we're going to go out there, and I'm going to stay behind him along with all the fans in this building, and we're going to watch him prove to CWM that he's the better man. JM Well, what more needs to be said. Zack Malibu and Candie, getting prepared for the 24/7 Title Street Fight, here at World Without End. The fans sit in anticipation, and darkness, as the lights go down for the 24/7 Champion's entrance. The chorus of Zack's theme song, "Bring Me To Life" brings the crowd to life, as well as the champion's entrance. As per usual, Zack and Candie come out and pose on the stage, as golden sparks shoot up from either side of the stage. Suddenly, without warning, Zack goes falling forward onto the raised rampway, and Candie turns, then backs off, as CWM has attacked during his opponent's entrance! Weilding a steel chair, CWM chases Candie away, then stands above Zack, bringing the chair down on his back as he goes to get up. COLE What a coward! He can't go face to face with Zack, he's got to attack him from behind! CWM tosses the chair aside and then pulls Zack up, dragging him towards the ring and then hurling him over the ropes, into the squared circle. The referee calls for the bell once both men are inside, and this contest has now officially been started. Zack, still with the 24/7 Championship fastened around his waist, gets up to his feet, but has the belt ripped from around his waist by CWM. Zack turns around, and CWM delivers a beltshot...that misses! Zack ducks the beltshot and runs to the ropes, bouncing off and then diving at CWM, taking him out with a flying forearm shot! Zack picks the belt up and positions himself to deliver his own beltshot. CWM gets up, but sees what Zack has in store, and instead takes the high road and slides out to the ringside area. COACH Look at that! He's running scared now that he's face to face with Zack Malibu! Zack slides out after him, having left the 24/7 Title to the referee. Malibu spins CWM around, right into a right hand that sends spit flying from the mouth of the Cobain worshipper. CWM stumbles upon the impact of the shot, and Zack pulls him up by the arm, not letting him fall, and sends him careening into the guardrail, pushing the safety barrier back a few feet and sending some fans backwards as well! CWM groans in pain, as Malibu stays on the attack, pulling CWM up from where he sit, and sends him across ringside, crashing into the other guardrail! COLE If Zack keeps it up, he'll turn CWM's spine into jelly! Those rails aren't padded! Zack slowly walks over to CWM, staring at his fallen foe, as if he's stalking him. Zack pries him up from the concrete floor of the arena and drags him towards the ring by his hair, rolling him back in under the bottom rope. CWM starts walking on his knees, his back hurting him badly in the early going. Zack props himself up on the apron and waits on CWM to get to his feet, then jumps up and uses the top rope as a springboard, soaring into the ring and nailing CWM with a missle dropkick! Zack goes for a pin here in the early minutes of the matchup, but CWM is not having it, and kicks out of the attempt. Zack picks CWM up, and tucks his head as he wraps CWM in a front waistlock, then rams him backwards into the corner, ramming his back into the turnbuckles. CWM cringes in pain, as Zack grabs him by the collar of his cutoff Nirvana T shirt and rips at it, tearing the shirt right in half and exposing CWM's torso. Without the shirt to protect the blow, Zack comes down hard with an open hand chop, the blistering THWACK! filling the air in the arena! CWM tries to move away from the assault, but Zack holds him in place, not allowing him to go anywhere. Once again, Zack uses a stiff chop, the red welt visible on CWM's chest. Fans chant "WHOO~!" for the man who has become synonomous with the chop, Ric Flair, as Zack responds to them with a "WHOO~!" of his own, drawing applause from his fans. Zack takes CWM by the arm and tugs him out of the corner, but CWM reaches back with his right arm and grabs the ropes, preventing himself from going. Zack turns back to CWM, but catches a knee to the gut, and then CWM switches off with him, tossing him into the corner and beating him down with closed fists, catching Zack right in his forehead. CWM starts choking Zack with his boot, driving the sole of his foot into his throat, and the referee can do nothing about it, as it's perfectly legal in this match. CWM stomps at Zack, forcing him down to the mat, and then kicks him out to the floor, under the bottom rope, before tearing off the remains of his T-shirt and then following suit. COACH They're headed back to the floor, MC. I'm not sure any good can come of that. CWM slides out, and walks over to the timekeeper table, swiping the ring bell from him! CWM then turns back towards Zack and heads for him, bell in hand. Zack makes it to his feet, leaning over the apron just next to the corner post, and CWM comes running at him...WHAM! CWM takes the shot...AND ZACK DUCKS! The impact of the bell against the steel post stuns CWM, the impact vibrating through his hands, and he walks right into Zack, who snaps him over to the floor with a suplex! CWM cringes in pain, and then rolls onto his stomach. He sees that Zack noticed the ring bell on the floor and when Malibu goes to pick it up, CWM springs up to his feet and charges forward, tackling Zack right into the guardrail, knocking fans over in the process! CWM pulls Zack up and lifts him, then crotches him on the guardrail! MC That can't be comfortable. CWM reaches over the railing and steals one of the now empty chairs, drawing the ire of the fans. CWM taunts them with a chair in threatening fashion, as Zack is still perched on the railing. CWM rolls into the ring, then steps out to the rampway, and LEAPS OFF, coming down across Zack's skull with the chairshot! Zack falls off the railing, into the fans, a cut now opening up on his head! CWM climbs over the railing, shoving fans out of his way, as he brings the end of the chair down into Zack's gut several times, and then tries choking him out with it! Zack does his best to fight, but CWM stops on his own accord, tossing the chair aside to go for a pin. The referee hurries over, but Zack kicks out, getting a shoulder up despite not being in the best of shape. CWM stands up, looking for another way to torture his bitter enemy. He pulls Zack up and hurls him over the guardrail, back to the ringside area, and then climbs over the railing himself. One fan mouths off to CWM, and CWM calmly turns to him and knocks the guys beer all over his shirt! CWM then turns to Zack and picks him up, taking him by the head and ramming him facefirst into the wall of the raised rampway. Zack is stunned, but before he can fall to the floor, CWM picks him back up and turns him around, delivering a Russian Legsweep into the wall, cracking the back of Zack's head! CWM then rolls Zack back into the ring, as he goes digging under the apron for more plunder. CWM comes pulls out a table, drawing a crowd pop, but leaves it on the floor. He tosses a trash can into the ring, and also digs up a length of chain that he clutches as he rolls into the ring. Zack is crawling on his hands and knees, trying to catch his wind, as CWM stands over him with the chain, and then wraps it around his neck, pulling back! Zack tries to fight off the choking, pushing himself to his feet and running backwards, sending CWM crashing into the corner, but it only momentarily stuns him, as CWM keeps the chain wrapped around Zack's throat. Zack walks away from the corner, not able to go very far, as he tries pulling the chain off of him at the same time CWM is wrenching back with it. Zack is able to turn to the side, elbowing at CWM, and then grabbing him quickly and taking him to the mat with a back suplex that breaks the choke! Both men lay on the canvas, as Zack is coughing and gasping, having had the air taken out of his body. Both men get to their feet, with CWM getting a quick knee to the gut to maintain offense. He sends Zack into the corner, but in mid-run Zack slides down to the canvas, popping back up to his feet and running at CWM, nailing him with a forearm shot! Malibu pulls him up to his feet, and sends CWM into the corner hard, then following up with a corner splash! Before CWM can take another breath, Zack takes him and whips him into the opposite corner and goes running right after him, again flooring him with a splash in the corner! CWM goes stumbling forward, out on his feet, as Zack reaches down for the chain that CWM used on him. Malibu wraps it around his fist, and then LEVELS CWM with a punch! Zack goes for the cover, but CWM is not KO'd, and gets a shoulder up at the last possible instant! Zack stands up, letting the chain unravel but still keeping the end of it wrapped around his hand. He rolls CWM onto his stomach, and then Zack takes the length of chain, and starts whipping CWM with it! CWM yells in agony as the metal links crash down on his back, but Zack is relentless, swinging harder and harder with every whip! Zack then swings the chain in the air, looking out to the crowd wild-eyed, as they encourage him to even the score with his foe. Zack goes down to pull CWM up in a facelock, but CWM shoves him away out of desperation, then pops up with a back elbow that catches Zack right in the chin. CWM whips Zack into the ropes and then uses a back bodydrop, but Zack floats over with the move, landing on his feet and then running up behind CWM with a waistlock, trying for a German Suplex...Reversal by CWM...GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE TRASH CAN BY CWM~! The referee makes the count...TWO COUNT ONLY! CWM gets up, and tosses the crunched up can to the outside, but then picks up the lid and smashes Zack across the head with it as he's getting up! CWM goes for another pin, but another two count is what follows, as Zack refuses to be beaten here tonight! COACH He just bent that lid over Zack's head! MC Lucky for us, it didn't get him very far. CWM stands up and then starts booting the boots to Zack, with the OAOAST franchise trying to roll away from the assault. CWM doesn't allow him off that easily though, and picks him back up, standing facing the corner and lifting Zack up onto his shoulders for a powerbomb...BUT ZACK FIGHTS IT! Zack pounds away at CWM's forehead, wounding him enough that he loses his grip, and Zack floats backwards off his shoulders and back to his feet...OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! MC That did NO favors for CWM's back! CWM crashes upside down, and then slides down to the mat, as Zack lay down, using this moment to rest himself. Malibu gets up to his feet, and looks down at Candie, motioning to her for something. The camera pans to ringside as Candie turns the corner, and reaches for the table that was pulled out from under the ring earlier! Candie slides the hardware into the ring, and Zack pulls the table up, setting it on it's legs in the center of the ring. Zack goes and takes CWM, pulling him up off the mat, and then taking him and ramming him facefirst into the table, then throwing him on it. Zack then fires off punches to keep him at bay before going over to the turnbuckle, drawing interest from the crowd, and then climbing to the top rope. COACH What's he got planned here, Cole? MC Couldn't tell you, Coach. I'm not a member of the psychic friends hotline. Zack goes up to the top rope and balances himself, looking down at CWM laying prone on the table. Malibu leaps off, and comes crashing down with the Hang Time Legdrop, sending CWM crashing through the table, wood splintering in a million pieces! COACH Did you see the height on that legdrop!? MC That's why it's called a Hang Time legdrop, Coach. COACH No way. You know why it's called a Hang Time legdrop. MC That too. COACH And you call yourself a journalist. The move takes a lot out of Zack too, as he's slow to go for the cover on his rival. Slowly, he covers CWM, and the referee does what he does best...BUT DOES NOT FINISH THE COUNT, AS CWM GETS A SHOULDER UP RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! COACH What are these guys going to have to do to each other? MC I'm honestly afraid to ask that question. Zack gets up off of the pin attempt, and starts clearing the ring of some of the debris. He picks up one of the larger pieces of shrapnel left, and then pulls CWM up to his knees, bringing the piece crashing down across his head! CWM slumps back to the mat, and Zack goes for another cover, but DOESN'T GET THE WIN, as CWM once again kicks out of his try! Zack once again pulls CWM to his feet, but CWM, with a burst of adrenaline flowing through his veins, knocks Zack's hand away and kicks him in the gut. CWM grabs him in an inverted facelock...POLLYCUTTER...NO! Zack shoves CWM off...INTO THE REFEREE! The ref and CWM collide, but both are still on their feet, just dazed. CWM turns around, and Zack blasts him with SCHOOL'S OUT...NO~! ZACK NAILS THE REFEREE RIGHT IN THE MUSH! COACH YO~! The referee crumbles, and CWM hasn't seen it so he quickly rolls a stunned Zack up with a schoolboy, but there is no one to count! After several more seconds pass than it would usually take, CWM releases his rollup, and then turns to see the referee laid out. The man who idolizes Kurt Cobain walks over to the ref, pulling him up by the back of his shirt and lightly slapping him, trying to revive him, but nothing doing. CWM then lifts the referee up in press slam position, walks towards the ropes...AND HURLS THE REFEREE INTO THE ROWS OF FANS~! COACH DOUBLE YO~! MC HE JUST HURLED THE REFEREE INTO THE CROWD! The flying official takes out several people, but security is quickly on the scene to help the man, and any that might have been hurt. Candie even hops the railing to make sure everyone is OK, as CWM backs Zack into the corner, choking him and then kicking him down. CWM then backs up to the far corner, and goes running across the ring, slamming a knee into the side of Zack's head! Malibu lay in a seated slump in the corner, as CWM plays to the crowd, drawing a jeer from everyone in attendance. Suddenly, "Hold Me Down" by Tommy Lee, the official HeldDOWN~! theme song hits, and out from the back emerges General Manager Tim Moysey~! The crowd pops wildly as Tim weilds a microphone, and CWM turns, mocking his former in-ring foe from the ring. Tim stands on the stage, and waits for his music to fade out, then begins to speak. TM I bet you're real proud of yourself, you son of a bitch. CWM nods his head, and when he does, the crowd let's him have it. TM Well you know what, there's nothing I can do about that. The 24/7 Title states that anything goes, and unfortunately that would include referee tossing. The crowd boos, and CWM turns around to all four sides of the arena, telling people to shut up. TM However...if I let you and Zack stay in that ring without anyone to be a troubleshooter, let's face it...you'll kill each other. COACH He's got a point, Cole. This match is based on pure hatred. TM So, we all know that recently I've contacted every contracted HeldDOWN~! superstar about their status. Both myself as a GM, and you as a member of the roster know that we are in the middle of a heated ratings war, and we need the help of everyone at our disposal. CWM shrugs his shoulders, shouting "So what?" at Tim. TM It just so happens that one person decided to meet with me recently. So recent in fact, that it was earlier tonight. We did our business, but then saw what you did to the official on the monitor, and my first instinct was to send Charlie Hoss out here to drag your ass backstage by your stringy, dirty hair and let him take care of you his way. I don't think that would have been pretty. CWM now takes a few steps back and mouths "Bring it on" to Tim. TM But then I realized, hey, I'm the guy who inducted the 24/7 Title. I'm the guy who made the ruling that there would be no rules. What kind of a GM would I be if I went back on my word, right? So, this match is still underway, this match WILL CONTINUE, and it will be with a new official. In fact, I think we should get him out here as soon as possible. The crowd cheers, and then goes silent, as the lights go out. CUE: "Cochise" by Audioslave, and the ensuing crowd pop. COACH COLE, it's..it's.. MC It's CABOOSE! Indeed, Caboose comes out, clad in a zebra shirt, as the crowd goes wild. CWM stomps and kicks the ropes as Caboose comes walking down the aisle, his face as stoic as ever. CWM turns back to Zack Malibu...AND GETS YAKUZA KICKED RIGHT IN THE NOSE! Zack hooks the leg, and Caboose rushes into the ring for the count...ONLY 2 3/4 COUNT! CWM KICKS OUT! Zack looks up at Caboose, who holds out two fingers, as if he need to remind Zack that he hasn't won yet. Zack looks at the newly named special referee with a confused look, as he's not quite sure about Caboose's agenda tonight. Zack reaches down for CWM, but CWM grabs Zack by the legs, and slams him to the canvas. Still holding onto the legs, CWM turns so that his back is turned to the entranceramp, and slingshots Zack up, catapulting him over the top rope and to the ramp...but Zack lands on his feet! Zack turns CWM around, but CWM nails him with a sucker punch to stun him, and then runs to the far ropes, bouncing off...NO HANDS DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO ZACK! Zack falls to the rampway, and CWM rolls off of him, crawling back over while on all fours and nailing Zack a few times with shots to the head. CWM picks Zack up and leads him by the head up the rampway, stopping at the top of the ramp and ramming his head into a piece of the World Without End set! Caboose starts following them down the ramp (it is falls count anywhere, you know) and Candie follows shortly behind him, as the two combatants disappear backstage! CWM takes Zack by the head, and goes to ram him into a wall, but luckily Zack puts his foot up, and sends CWM's face smashing into the wall! Zack then leads CWM around by the hair, but CWM knocks his hand away, and when Zack turns to him, he rushes him, ramming him backfirst into another wall! He pulls Zack away, and puts him in standing headscissors position, as OAOAST staff scatter. CWM lifts Zack up, and POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE CATERING TABLE~! COACH Did you see that! He just cost us a post-PPV meal! MC Well at least you're concerned with food rather than women this time around. COACH Hey man, I like my meals, and I like my candy. MC Uh, was that some type of pun? Because it didn't really work. COACH Damn. CWM kicks the bowls, trays, and food away, then pulls Zack back to his feet, as Caboose watches on, ready to make the count when necessary. CWM drags a weary Zack around, and then tosses him through an exit door, following behind him! MC They're taking this thing all over! COACH Right now, it's CWM taking Zack everywhere! The fight has now spilled out into the back parking lot of the arena, and as Zack is trying desperately to push himself up, CWM comes running and punts him in the ribs, knocking him back to the floor. Candie screams for Zack to get to his feet, and CWM turns to her and tells her to shut up, as he continues to stalk the champion. Zack gets up and staggers around, and CWM grabs him once again, this time carrying him to the hood of a car and slamming him headfirst into it! CWM throws Zack up on the person's hood, and chokes at Zack, ensuring that he'll stay there. CWM then goes over to the minivan parked next to the truck, and walks up the hood, climbing onto the roof! MC What on earth is he doing? CWM stands up on the roof of the van, looking down at Zack sprawled out across some unknown person's hood. In an instant, CWM DIVES OFF THE MINIVAN WITH AN ELBOW SMASH...AND MISSES! ZACK ROLLS OFF TO THE GROUND! COACH DID YOU HEAR THAT THUD!? CWM hollers in pain, holding his elbow, which has left a large dent in this person's hood. He too rolls off the hood and to the concrete, as Zack quickly gets up, trying to get on offense once again. He picks CWM up, and then snaps him overhead...SUPLEXING HIM ONTO THE HOOD OF THE CAR! MC Look at THAT dent! CWM groans in pain, laying on the hood of the car. Zack pulls him off of that car, and holds him by the arm...THEN SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE DOORS OF ANOTHER NEARBY CAR! COACH He just Irish whipped him into another car, Michael! I hope these people are insured! CWM falls down to the concrete, as a sweaty, bloody, groggy Zack makes his way towards him again. He pulls CWM up, but CWM goes low, punching Zack in the midsection...AND THEN SMASHES HIS HEAD THROW THE CAR WINDOW~! MC Oh my God. Candie shreiks in horror, as Zack's body is half in the car, half outside of it. CWM buys himself sometime, and then stands up, pulling Zack out, and giving the crowd, Caboose, Candie, and all the fans watching at home a sick visual of Zack's cut and bloodied face. Candie puts her hand over her mouth, and then CWM goes on step farther, sending Zack Malibu crashing facefirst THROUGH THE BACK WINDOW OF THE CAR! MC Stop this. Tim, someone, if you can hear me, get out there now before he kills him. CWM picks Zack up, holding him by the hair and showing his crimson mask to Candie, who needs to turn away from the sick sight. A white Mustang is parked behind this car, and CWM takes Zack's face and smashes it into the hood, blood splattering all over the hood of the car. COACH I can't watch this Michael. A door bursts open, and Tim Moysey and Charlie Hoss come charging out, with Tim shouting "What are you doing". Sickened by the sight of Tim yet again, CWM takes Tim and tosses him down. Charlie Hoss, there for backup, goes to tend to Tim, and tells Caboose to do his job. Candie yells for CWM to stop this, but the rampage continues, as CWM takes Zack and tries to ram his head into the Mustang again, but Zack is miraculously able to block it, and sends CWM's face into the hood! MC He's still in this, Coach! Zack crawls up onto the hood, pulling CWM up with him and slamming forearms across his back. Zack takes CWM in a facelock, and snaps him over...SUPLEXING HIM ON THE WINDSHEILD! COACH He just cracked the windsheild of that Mustang, Cole! MC For the love of God guys, one of you just get the win. Zack lays on the hood, while little pieces of glass fall from the windsheild that CWM rests upon. CWM tries to pull himself up, but has to roll over to push himself up off the glass, and when he does cuts all over his back are visible from the windsheild shrapnel. Both men are bloody, gasping for their last breaths, as Zack gets up, grabbing CWM by the hair, but suddenly getting backdropped over him, landing onto the roof of the car! COACH They're going to destroy everything in their path in order to destroy each other! Zack rolls off the roof, down the trunk, and catches himself before he falls on the concrete. Caboose asks if Zack is OK, and Malibu basically shoves him away, walking around in a daze, leaning himself against another car for support. CWM, an equally bloody mess, comes slowly stalking over to Zack, coming for him as he rests, but Zack gets a boot to the midsection on him, and then grabs him by the arm, sending him into the flatbed portion of a truck...but CWM counters, and Zack goes crashing into the side of the truck hard, his body smacking against the vehicle! Zack stumbles forward, and CWM, in a last bid for a win, grabs Zack... AND HITS A POLLYCUTTER ON THE CONCRETE! MC Oh my God, Zack! CWM rolls the lifeless body of Zack Malibu onto it's back and lays across him for the pin, not bothering, or maybe not even having enough strength to hook the leg. Caboose gets down to the ground, slapping his hand on it once... TWICE... THREE TIMES. GMC Winner: CWM via pinfall in 18:09. CWM wins the OAOAST 24/7 Title. COACH I cannot believe what we just saw. In the arena, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" starts up, and just as soon as the match is over, Tim Moysey, Candie and Charlie Hoss come over to look at Zack. Caboose raises CWM's hand, signalling him as the winner of the bout, and the new 24/7 Champion, but then disappears quickly, not aiding either competitor. Caboose backs up slowly and then goes to exit, bypassing medical personnel rushing out with stretchers for both CWM and Zack Malibu. MC Fans, what we just saw, I don't know if we can even classify that as a wrestling match. What we just saw were two men who HATE each other, to the point of inflicting serious bodily harm on each other in order to win this contest. Our thoughts right now aren't even with the fact that Zack Malibu has just dropped his newly won 24/7 Title, or that CWM is now the new titleholder. We've got to be concerned with the well-being of both of these men, like them or not. COACH Imagine how Tim Moysey must feel. After just announcing earlier, in this very match, that he was trying to unify his HeldDOWN~! roster and draw back all his contracted stars, he suffers this setback. You and I have seen both of these guys go through hell in the past, Michael, but what's going to happen come Thursday? MC I doubt cuts and bruises would break Zack Malibu's pride, and I doubt that that sadistic son of a bitch CWM would miss the chance to do something like this again. It's a question that we won't be able to answer until this Thursday, but we do know one thing...right now we have a new 24/7 Champion on the HeldDOWN~! roster, CWM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 COLE: Fans, the hour is upon us for one of the most interesting main events in OAOAST history. The female Phenom herself, Crystal, gets the chance to make history, as the first female World Champion EVER in professional wrestling, against the corporate "New Era" champion, Calvin Szechstein. Tonight, Crystal is not just fighting for herself, or for HeldDown, or her fans, she's fighting for her entire gender! Can she pull out the win? COACH: Michael, I may be blinded by love here, but I've got a feeling deep down inside, that Crystal WILL get the victory here tonight! Is she a sweet and sexy diva? Most definitely. But she's also one of the toughest competitors on the planet, and she's extremely focused. She knows this is HER night, and SHE WILL NOT BE DENIED! ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for tonight’s main event! The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall, and it is for the OAOAST WOOOOOOOOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! ”I’M JUST A GIRL!” The opening lyrics to “Just A Girl” by No Doubt blast over the P.A., the arena goes dark, smoke fills the entrance way, and red strobe lights flash everywhere ANNOUNCER Introducing first, the challenger! Weighing in at one-hundred and twenty-eight pounds, she hails from Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada, the Female Phenom of the OAOAST, CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS-TAL! Crystal emerges from behind the curtain, standing tall in the midst of the smoke pouring into the entranceway. Decked in her sunglasses and trench coat, she looks around, almost in awe of the moment. She quickly focuses again, rushing to the ring and going to the turnbuckle, raising a fist and posing. She proceeds to hop down off the turnbuckle, stretching out for her match… ”Three-two-one, I’M THE BOMB!” ”I’m The Bomb” by the Electric Six starts up, and the arena fills with jeers, the fans not even waiting for Calvin to come out to deliver him their venom! ANNOUNCER And the champion! Hailing from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing in at 197 pounds, the leader of Totally Endorsed, the most dashing man in the wrestling business today, and let’s not forget that he is YOUR OAOAST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… of the WORLD! Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is CAAAAAAAAAAAAALVIN SZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH-STEIN!” Calvin finally does emerge, the crowd’s yelling going straight over his newly-dyed black locks as he makes his way to the ring, as cocky as ever. He’s dressed in the ever so stylish new ADIDAS gear (available at all sporting good stores!), and the always present title belt slung over his right shoulder. Smirking, he makes his way confidently to the ring, taunting and insulting the crowd on his way. He walks up the steps, confidently stepping between the ropes and posing with the title. As the ref comes close Calvin calmly hands the title off to him, before facing Crystal. Grinning, Calvin sheds his clothing, revealing a black-and-white singlet underneath, and he casually hands off the ADIDAS schwag to a ring attendant. COLE A very interesting match, even statistic wise. While Calvin isn’t much taller than Crystal, maybe three inches, he outweighs her by about 70 pounds. That’s both a blessing and a curse for Szechstein, in my opinion. COACH Yeah, especially considering that my babygirl has the speed advantage. And she has great endurance. COLE But so does Calvin, Coach. COACH Details, details. *DING DING DING!* Crystal and Calvin meet in the middle of the ring, exchanging some words. Both back off after a minute of jawing, and circle each other, sizing each other up. Calvin backs up a bit, before reaching in and locking Crystal in a collar-and-elbow tie-up to start the match. Quickly, former amateur wrestler Calvin gets the advantage, dancing to the side of Crystal and wrenching her arm. Crystal struggles, trying to escape, and Calvin grins as he slides behind Crystal, jacking her arm into the small of her back with a hammerlock! Crystal moans in pain, trying to find a way out of the painful maneuver. As Calvin continues to apply pressure, however, Crystal maneuvers her wrist into such a position so that it grasps Calvin’s. Quickly, Crystal now dances off to the side, twisting Calvin’s arm into a wristlock of her own! The experience Calvin, however, gets down on the mat, rolling forward and landing on his feet to reverse the pressure! Not wanting to put Crystal in another hammerlock, however, Calvin pulls Crystal towards him and grabs her in a headlock, smirking the whole time. COLE Some decent amateur-style wrestling from both competitors to start, with Calvin holding the early edge! COACH As much of an edge as Calvin may hold, my babe’s got this match in her pocket! Crystal struggles for a few moments against the headlock, before planting her right arm into Calvin’s back, shoving him into the ropes. Calvin uses the newfound momentum to rush them, bouncing off and looking for a clothesline… but Crystal ducks! The crowd pops as Calvin halts his momentum, and Crystal grabs him from behind, wrapping one arm around his head and cradling his inside leg as she lifts him up, falling backwards with a huge backdrop! Crystal gets up, looking to take advantage, but Calvin rolls outside the ring, landing on his feet and shaking his head in pain. COLE Calvin wisely heading to the outside, looking to catch his breath. COACH He’s runnin’ scared from the best in the business! Move in for the kill, baby! Crystal stares down at Calvin, her eyes daring the cocky champ to come inside the ring. Calvin looks up at her, angered a bit, and gets back into the ring, rushing towards Crystal. He looks for a clothesline, only to get hiptossed for his efforts! Calvin scampers back to his feet, and as Crystal charges him to take advantage herself, she feels the sting of a hiptoss! She, too, is quickly up, however, and she gets in Calvin’s face, angrily jawing with the champ. They go back and forth for a few seconds before Calvin takes offence to one of Crystal’s statements, and slaps the taste out of her mouth! CROWD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! COLE A blatant show of disrespect from the World champ there, slapping the taste right out of Crystal’s mouth! COACH Overused slapping clichés aside, I’mma kill that motherfucker! Crystal’s head snaps to the side, and she quickly rights it, staring angrily at Calvin… and catching him with a slap to the face of her own! Calvin’s head, too, snaps to the side, and the enraged champ turns around, going towards the ropes! He bounces off of them and comes back, looking to lariat Crystal’s head off… but again the female phenom ducks! Quickly, she gets back to her full height, grabbing Calvin from behind in a waistlock and lifting him up up UP AND OVER with a German suplex! Quickly, she bridges for the pin! ONE! Kickout! Calvin quickly kicks out, showing that he’s still fresh and has plenty in the tank. Crystal picks him up, whipping the champ to the ropes once more, but Calvin slides underneath the bottom one, landing on his feet on the outside and shaking his head out once more, feeling the hate of the crowd once more. COLE Kickout by Szechstein, and again he’s on the outside, looking for a breather! COACH Come on now! That borders on ridiculous! Crystal yells at Calvin to get back in the ring, but Calvin shoots her a dazzling smile, raising his left hand and flipping her off! The crowd erupts in boos, a few fans behind Szechstein in particular, and the champ turns his back to the ring to jaw with them, missing Crystal in the ring behind him, sizing him up. Calvin grins at the fan, spitting in his drink and turning around cockily… right into a beautiful plancha from Crystal! COLE Plancha! She stays on top of Calvin, leveling hard shots at his head, absolutely wailing on the champ. Her bad temper now setting in, Crystal stands up, grabbing the champ by the top of his singlet and lifting him to his feet, rolling him back into the ring. Calvin gets to his feet, a bit wobbly and dazed as Crystal mounts herself on the top rope, waiting for Calvin to turn around… and as he does, she plants two feet in his jaw with a missile dropkick! The crowd pops as she goes for the pin… ONE! TW… KICKOUT! COLE Missile dropkick from Crystal, but Calvin is too fresh, getting out of the pinfall attempt! COACH But my woman is beating him down! Get him ghettolicious style, babe! Crystal is quick on the attack again, grabbing Calvin by the hair and lifting him to his feet, whipping him to the corner. Calvin lands in the turnbuckle, and Crystal readies herself in the middle of the ring, charging at Calvin… who puts his boot up, right into her face! The crowd boos a bit as Calvin grabs Crystal by the waist, throwing her into the corner. Readying himself with a grin, Calvin cups Crystal’s chin and rears back… *SMACK!* “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *SMACK!* “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Knife-edged chops in the corner by Szechstein, who takes control over this match! COACH Come on, babe! It’s just a couple of slaps! COLE You have no idea, Johnny, how many amusing quotes your lust for her has produced. COACH … bite me. He grins at the crowd as he rears back, firing a couple of elbows at the head of his female counterpart for good measure before going up to the second rope, planting both feet on either side of the female phenom, the obvious setup for a monkey flip there! He pauses for a bit before performing the actual flip, however, grinning a bit for the fans and making a small, Regal-esque wave. The fans roar out in jeer, but their jeers become cheers as Crystal grabs his legs, throwing Szechstein off of the second rope! She keeps her hold on his legs, however, crossing them in front of her before turning Szechstein over, lifting him way up into a crossed Boston Crab position! COACH She’s hooked on the Crystalling! You go girl! Calvin, close to the ropes, reaches out and grabs them, but the obvious threat Crystal is resounds in Calvin’s mind. As the ref tells Crystal to break up the hold she does, letting Calvin fall to the mat, and Szechstein grabs the middle rope, pulling himself to his feet with a hardened-yet-fearful glare in Crystal’s direction. The femme fatale winks in his general direction, and Szechstein growls a bit, pulling himself up to his full height. COLE Calvin’s arrogance almost cost him dearly right there! I think he’s going to be taking Crystal a little more seriously now. Calvin moves in towards Crystal, who quickly grabs him by the collar and elbow, tying up with the champ. Quickly, Crystal whips Calvin to the ropes, and Szechstein hits the opposite ropes, ricocheting off and back at the female phenom. She leapfrogs over him, landing on her feet with her back to Szechstein as he hits the opposite ropes, coming back at Crystal, who senses the champ behind her and leaps into the air, spinning over and driving her foot into Szechstein’s jaw with a vicious spinkick! COLE Spinkick by Crystal, taking advantage of the champ once again! COACH I don’t know what’s missing from Szechstein’s game tonight, Cole, but anything that helps my baby is good for me! She sees her opportunity, with Szechstein laid out on the mat, and grins, raising one arm for the crowd! In response they roar back, and Crystal lets a girlish grin slip as she charges to the ropes, leaping up onto the second one and springboarding backwards, performing a backflip in midair and stretching out, looking for the Lionsault… But Calvin sees it coming, and wisely puts his knees up! Crystal clutches her ribs in pain, bouncing off of the champion and to her feet, and Calvin, sensing blood, wraps one arm around one leg, rolling her up:: ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE Crystal looked to have Calvin beat, but the ever-sly Szechstein pulled out a counter and reaffirmed control in this contest! COACH She might have a broken rib, Coach, but look at her fight through the pain! My girl’s got it going on! Calvin quickly gets to his feet, looking harshly towards Crystal, still on the mat clutching her ribs. Grinning cockily, Calvin struts close to Crystal and delivers a soccer kick right to her ribs! The fans get livid with the booin’, but Calvin merely continues to taunt Crystal, yelling at her to get up even through her obvious pain. She drags herself to her feet, only to be met with a kick to the midsection, doubling her over. Calvin grabs her in a side headlock, grabbing the top of her pants and lifting her up into the air, in position for a stalling suplex… and then drops her forward and across the top rope! Crystal’s stomach hits the top rope, causing it to snag for a few moments before snapping taut, and Calvin uses this mini-springboard to bring Crystal over with a slingshot suplex! COLE Slingshot suplex from Szechstein! I’ve never seen him use that before, but he certainly picked a wise time to pull it out! Crystal winces in pain on the mat, clutching her midsection and struggling for air as Calvin grins once more, getting down on his knees by Crystal’s head, yelling right in her face as she grimaces in pain. A comment appears to garner Crystal’s ire, however, as she sits up… but the pain is evident even there, as she screams and falls back to the mat. Grinning like mad, Calvin grabs Crystal by the hair, lifting her to her feet… before slapping on a side headlock and falling back with a DDT! The crowd erupts in boos as Crystal falls, the impact of the DDT snapping her onto her back as Calvin gets on top (innuendo!) and the ref hits the mat. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE Crystal barely getting the kickout there, as Calvin, when in control, does an excellent job of targeting those injured ribs! COACH And to play devil’s advocate, it’s a very wise strategy! To play Jonathan Coachman, kick his ass, baby! Crystal kicks out with authority, but is still in obvious pain, which shows as Calvin gets off her and she instinctively grabs her injured ribs. Calvin, meanwhile, goes up to the top rope, possibly looking for the FUBU 450 Splash that would most certainly be the end after the damage done to Crystal’s ribs. Crystal, however, rolls to her feet and goes over to the ropes, stepping onto the first one and looking to go head-to-head with Szechstein! The two trade punches back and forth, until a blow to the stomach from Szechstein is enough to give the champ the upper hand. He delivers a couple of clubbing blows to Crystal, before planting both hands on the top rope, pushing himself up into a coiled-up spring… and kangaroo kicking Crystal right in the stomach! The femme fatale falls off, clutching her ribs in what must be piercing pain as Szechstein reaffirms his status on the top rope! COLE Kangaroo kick right to the ribs of Crystal! Her ribs have to be absolutely throbbing! COACH Even as she’s being beaten up, a part of me is still throbbing for her. Cole stares at Coach. COACH My heart, dude. The World champ gets back to the top rope, staring down at Crystal below him as he rises to his full height, extending both his arms out into crucifix position. The fans boo, knowing exactly what is to come as Calvin brings his arms together, bowing his head in prayer before leaping off the top, arm extended… and driving right into Crystal’s stomach! The crown jewel of OAOAST crumples, grabbing her stomach in pain as Calvin rolls to his feet, posing over her downed body. COLE MIRAMAX ELBOW FROM THE CHAMP! The end is near, Jonathan, and it’s not looking good for Crystal! COACH Come ON, Crystal! GET IN THE GAME! Grinning like mad, the champ grabs Crystal by the hair, lifting her to her feet. Memphis-style, Calvin sizes Crystal up… and delivers a smooth kick to her stomach, doubling her over. Calvin grabs her around the waist, lifting her up so that she’s parallel to him, his head between her legs, looking for the Styles Clash ’03 that would most certainly be the match… But Crystal wraps her legs around the champ’s head! The crowd absolutely erupts as Crystal, as gracefully as possible, arches her back, whipping the champion over with a beautiful hurricanrana! As Calvin hits the mat and Crystal lets go, she grabs her ribs in utter pain, but still manages to crawl over to Szechstein, dropping one arm across his body… OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NO! Szechstein gets one shoulder up, and there is a large, collective sigh as Crystal gets to her feet, hunched over a bit due to the pain in her ribs, looking for way to end the match before the pain becomes too much to bear.. COLE CALVIN ESCAPES THE PINFALL! SO close there, but the champ manages to keep his title for the moment! COACH And Calvin better savor that moment, Michael, because his string of precious moments is beginning to become hopelessly short, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF! Crystal, suddenly, has what seems to be a revelation, and she goes to the top rope, turning around to face Szechstein and grinning like a madwoman… but this grin is quickly turned to a grimace as Calvin grabs the rope, shaking it so that she falls to the turnbuckle! Quickly, Szechstein gets to his feet, Crystal regaining her bearings on the top rope as Calvin goes over to the ropes as well, stepping onto the second one. The two exchange blows once more, but Crystal this time tacks advantage, catching Calvin with a kick to the stomach! The World champ doubles over, and through her pain Crystal grabs him by the waist, lifting him high into the air and onto her shoulders, in powerbomb position! The sudden added weight catches Crystal seemingly off-guard, and she falls back a bit, sitting on the turnbuckle… but quickly she regains her balance, standing up to her full height with Szechstein on her shoulders… COLE WE COULD SEE THE TOP-ROPE POWERBOMB! …but could is the operative word. Szechstein nonchalantly clubs Crystal across the forehead, causing her to stumble a bit on the ropes, and Szechstein takes the opportunity to fall back, wrapping his legs around her head and snapping her back with a hurricanrana! The fans erupt in boos as Crystal lands hard on her back, and Calvin quickly gets to his feet, the KO Blow on the horizon! Szechstein goes to the top rope, climbing the ropes in the same businesslike manner as before and mounting himself on the turnbuckle. He turns around, facing Crystal, and pauses for a moment before flashing the Jimmy Snuka “I Love You” signal. The fans, naturally, respond with UNADULTERATED FUCKING HATRED, and Calvin merely grins as he leaps off the top rope, flipping over… and over, a full 450 degrees! He sees his target before him, and stretches his arms out to his sides… and lands headfirst right in the midsection of Crystal! COLE FUBU 450 HEADBUTT! Calvin just dropped a bowling ball on Crystal’s ribs, Coach, it’s GOTTA be over! COACH COME ON BABY, YOU CAN DO IT! The fans roar at Calvin as he shakes his head briefly before moving forward, making the cover on the challenger and hooking her leg, looking and hoping for the three as everyone in the arena vocally hopes for the opposite! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *DING DING DING* Calvin rolls off of Crystal and out of the ring, sweat pouring down his face as he raises both arms into the air, proud of himself for emerging victorious. Crystal crumples into a fetal position, massaging her ribs in pain as referee Nicolas Soapdish goes to the outside, grabbing the belt from a ring attendant and jogging over to Szechstein, handing him the title and raising his arm in the air. ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, YOUR winner, and STILLLLL the OAOAST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD… CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALVIN SZECHSTEIN! The fans continue to boo the champ as “I’m The Bomb” plays in the background, the champ now halfway up the ramp with his title draped over his shoulder, pointing at Crystal in the ring and mouthing “I told you so”; and it’s true, he did… and even tonight, he seems to have proven it. The question is… is anybody listening? (Fade Out) "The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone." -Orison Swett Marden The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights. -Muhammad Ali "I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, 'I am going to bury you." -Seve Ballasteros Coming in November...seven OAOAST warriors will enter Who will they be? ================================= OAOAST World Without End © 2003 OAOAST Home Entertainment ================================= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 CREDITS: DIRECTED BY Tony149 WRITTEN BY LaParkaYourCar Michael Joel Benoit B. Dids Phoenix Fury Legdrop Alfdogg Sturgis Jay "DuskTillDawn" D "Da Champ" Chuck Woolery Dangerous A The Mad Cappa Zack Malibu CWM Mystery Eskimo Stephen Joseph What? GRAPHICS LaParkaYourCar PRODUCERS Eskimo LaParkaYourCar OAOAST CREATED BY CWM Anglesault Tony149 CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS Tony149 Stephen Joseph Zack Malibu EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Anglesault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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