OAOAST Syndicated 10/14/09

[Chanel #99]

Brought to you by American Express
Announce team: Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Lead corespondent: Tony Brannigan
Host: Alix Maria Spezia
Theme song:

Alix opened the show with some helpful advice to visitors to her home city and location of Syndicated studios, Los Angeles. Her first piece of advice was to suggest visitors go to see this nice little collection of gentlemen known as The Crips. She also stressed the importance of wearing red around them, because they give you a 21 gun salute. "But their aim is a little poor so all the bullets come right at you." She also suggested driving onto the LAX runway and racing the plains. "You can make a game out of it, everytime you hit one of those dudes in the orange jackets, you get 10 points." Alix claimed the highest score belonged to her with 120 points.

***Morgan Nerdly -VS- Sugar Belle***

The cute but deadly Nerdly girl took on an OAOVW student with Holly working commentary. Morgan got to a good start, working over Belle with her ping pong ball offense. Holly was unimpressed even as Morgan nearly gained several three counts. Sugar Belle had her moment in the sun, but never quite came close to defeating the pretty teenager. Morgan eventually threw down SB with a match winning Shock and Awe. Post match Holly got into Morgan's face and the two lovely violent femmes got into a stare down.

Winner:Morgan Nerdly, via pinfall.

After a recap of last week's abrupt OAOAST 8-Man Tag Team Title match, we joined Cucaracha Internacional backstage. Megan Skye and Nathaniel Black confronted Landon about his plan last week, as he and Blonde were busy exchanging style tips. It soon became that clear that Megan had never approved of the plan. And although Black was in on it, he didn't see the point either. "If yer so confident about us bein' the best unit in the company, why don't we just kick their arses and prove it?" was Black question. Landon tried to explain that what happened in Ireland was "just a bit of fun" and "of course we could beat anyone, anytime". Not selling anyone on this answer, Landon moved on. Specifically, to tonight, telling Black that if he wanted to kick some arse, he'd have ample opportunity with two fellow Brits.

Alix sat down in an interview former OAOAST World Champion Tony Brannigan. On the table for the interivew was Brannigan's pitching style. Alix thought he yelled too much and reminded her of her father, except Brannigan didn't oggle her in the swiming pool nor did he ever steal her panties. Or so she thought! Brannigan said his style is smooth and calm and can lull viewers to sleeep. "Much like a Christian Wright match!" Alix exclaimed.

***Theodore Moneymaker -VS- Cayden Shepard***
The wealthy former World Champion wasted no time laying into his young opponent. A hard kick after the bell lead to a sound beating. Clubbing away with forearms and chops, Moneymaker dominated, clearly in no mood for messing around tonight. Growing tired of the beating Moneymaker threw Cayden outside for a change of scenery, beating him up at ringside for a little while. Cayden mounted virtually no offense and suffered a hard slam and the diving back elbow drop. After a bit more of a beating, Moneymaker eventually took mercy and slapped on the Bank Vault for the victory.

Winner: Theodore Moneymaker, via submission

Alix returned to tell the story of an OAOAST Roadie who wanted to live in Los Angeles but didn't know how he'd afford housing on 40 thousand a year. Alix told us that she decided to find affordable housing for him in her hometown. The first place she visited was the dumpster behind a Burger King, "You're never at a want for food or flies!" she shouted. Her second location was a homeless shelter "Only a 65% chance of being stabbed!" And finally a brothel "Everyone needs a case of the clap" she suggested.

The OAOAST Spinebuster of the Week, presented by the OAOAST Hot Newzline, featured last week’s beat down on HeldDOWN~! of the Orange County Cobras, followed by a short Mardi Gras Hellfire Club promo bragging about their actions and how it’ll be nothing compared to what they’re gonna do at the Halloween Spectacular.

This week on HeldDOWN~!
Jade Vs Holly
Mardi Gras Hellfire Club Vs The All American Boys

***Nathaniel Black and The Last Kings Of Scotland w/Landon Maddix, Megan Skye and Queen Esther -VS- Baron Windels and Orange County Cobras w/Melody Nerdly and Molly Nerdly***
The British dream team stumbled into some problems early on. Namely, Englishmen and Scotsmen being natural enemies. And these three English and Scotsmen being particularly grumpy enemies. Black pitched himself on the apron and let the Scots do the bulk of the work at the start.

Unfortunately for them, all three opponents were out for some revenge. Putting aside their own history, Baron, Ned and Simon worked together to overwhelm Danny Boy. And when Danny Boy finally caught a knee on Simon and got a tag, Scottish Scott ran into the same problem. Ned and Simon used quick tags and VINTAG... oop, wrong show... classic double team moves, periodically tagging in the heavy hitter Baron to get his own licks in. The reprieve for the British came when Landon Maddix got involved, sneakily grabbing onto Simon's foot as he came off the ropes, allowing Scott to pounce from behind. The Queen and Landon basked in that, as The Last Kings took over. In almost a mirror image, Scott and Danny Boy worked over Simon, occassionally tagging in Nathaniel to join in the 'fun'. Not friendly tags, but tags. The physical style of the Brits saw Simon absorbing many forearm smashes, many hard clotheslines, just an all around pummelling. Eventually, B.O.S.S lucked out, avoiding charges and managing to run the Last Kings into each other, opening the door for a tag to Baron! The big Texan ran wild on all three opponents, Ned unable to stand back and watch and getting in on the action too.

As it broke down into a pier-sixer, The Mardi Gras Hellfire Club made an appearance. But before they could get involved, Tim Cash and The Christ Air Express ran out to even the odds! James Blonde and Faqu soon appeared, turning the pier-sixer into a pier-thirteener (Landon staying clear of danger, 'guarding' The Queen and Megan). With brawls in the ring and brawls outside, the chaos saw Danny Boy getting hold of one of the spiked clubs. Before he could use it on Simon, Ned made the save with a 90210 Enziguri. Black took out Ned, but in the melee, Baron took aim and landed a big Diving Lariat on Danny Boy, enough to score the pinfall before he could be bundled on.

Winners: Baron Windels and Orange County Cobras, via pinfall

Moments after the pinfall, bodies piled into the ring and the wild brawl got even wilder! It took a good 30 seconds, but Landon and Queen Esther were able to restrain their respective teams and get them out of the ring leaving Orange County Cobras, Citizen Soldiers and The Christ Air Express standing tall

GOOD NIGHT, AMERICA