Chanel #99 Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 TV 14 L, VPRESENTED IN HD* DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA *Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid's shock and delight.THE OAOAST...WHAT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD IS READING~! This CG animated intro is set to Goodness the source of all beauty, evil the source of all suffering. These two opposites reign supreme in spaces as cavernous as other galaxy, to as small as a child’s heart. Fierce and undying battles occur between the two, with their soldiers sometimes having no idea who they fight for. The strongest forces of good, and the most hateful forces of evil have gathered for an epic clash at Zero Hour.Noli manere, manare in memoria Noli manere, manare in memoria In a mystical world filled with magic the forces of good have united. Beneath a sky that sparkles with shooting comets of light and colour stands good’s army. They dig their heels into the soft ground that sparkles like a thousand diamonds. These braves souls are Krista Isadora Duncan, Denzel Spencer, Ned Blanchard, Simon Singleton, Tyler Bryant, Jade Rodez-Duncan, and Shayne Brave.Saevam iram, iram et dolorem Saevam iram, iram et dolorem Soon the peaceful sky is thrown under a bombardment of lightening and thunder. The heroes look up, and clench their fist for they know a fierce battle is forthcoming.Noli manare, manere in memoria Noli manare, manere in memoria As the lightening grows more powerful and more deadly, a volcanic eruption explodes from a hill in the distance. Krista steps ahead of the group, brandishing her belt like a weapon to meet whatever dangerous the volcano has spewed forth. Tyler and Ned look at each other with worried glances, as a most fearsome sight begins emerging from the tower of fire. Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili Hic veni, da mihi mortem iterum Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili Hic veni, da mihi... Coming through the molten wall as if it were nothing more than thin paper is the brotherhood of evil. As these hell born villains stride forward the view pans across them showing the group to be Leon Rodez, Sandman9000, Morgan Nerdly, Holly, Mister Dick, Logan Mann, and Synth Abdull Jabar. Suddenly a giant body of fire springs forth behind them, erupting into the form of demonic monster. The group of evil stands proud and firm even as spheres of flames litter the air around them.Noli manere in memoria Saevam iram et dolorem Ferum terribile fatum Ille iterum veniet With the beast’s hellish emergence both the villains and the heroes begin making a frantic dash for the other group. Leon and Krista meet first each brandishing swords that collide with fearsome might. There battle is a short one, as Leon is attacked by a spear wielding Tyler Bryant. Furious at being unable to pursue Krista, Leon takes a mighty swipe with his large sword. Bryant rolls beneath it, and pops up to spin his spear in a mischievous taunt.Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili Tyler steadies himself for another dash at Leon, but suddenly Holly pops in front of him spewing great missiles of ice at him. Narrowly does he avoid these cold daggers, and they're left to collide with the raised shield of Denzel Spencer.Noli manere in memoria Saevam iram et dolorem Ferum terribile fatum Ille iterum veniet Atop a pillar of stone and glistening gold, stands Morgan Nerdly. She sends down a violent storm of electricity towards Jade. Little Miss California erects a forcefield that sends the sparks scattering across the dark night sky. They come down like hail, forcing a nearby Shayne Brave to run and avoid their deadly descent. His path carries him to a brutal duel between the Sandman and Ned Blanchard. Brave is able to assist his partner by leaping onto Sandman's back and pushing off to throw the Heartland Champion off balance.Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili (Qui mortem invitavis) Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili (Poena funesta natus) Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili (Noli nomen vocare) Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili (Ille iterum veniet) Brave joins with Simon Singleton is dashing pursuit of Logan Mann, but balls of fire tear across the thick air, launched without prejudice by Holly. Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili Across the rocky landscape, through the bombardment of fire and electrical past, Krista and Mister Dick run side by side clashing weapons, seeking that killing blow. Mister Dick takes to the skies with an inhuman leap that's only topped in its majesty by Krista's leap! Airborne they continue to clash swords, as Synth stands beneath them levitating land from its once solid base.Saevam iram, iram et dolorem Saevam iram, iram et dolorem Bryant has the misfortune to topple off one of Synth's land mass. His partner sees his fall and makes a rush to aid him. This task is no easy feet, as the levitating Morgan Nerdly spins through the air and throws forth a cascade of electrical balls. Brave leaps through the dangerous assault, to finally reach his partner. They grab hands, and within seconds Bryant is sent hurtling towards Leon. Rodez is knocked over and topples to the ground. But he lands in front of his partners in evil, who stand as dreadful as any army of hell. The team of good matches their stance, with Krista as the leader, holding firm in the presence of such evil. The two groups make another rush for each other as the screen explodes with light Good versus Evil. Only one will survive the night. ZERO HOUR 2009 We cut to the arena where the giant PSP flashes with red, blue, green, and purple spotlights. Fireworks explode around the ring, as the sold out audience fills the venue with their exuberant cheers. COLE Welcome to Zero Hour 2009! I am Michael Cole with Johnathan Da Coach Coachman. What a night we have here- COACH Heartland Chamber of Hells, Lumberjack matches, Scaffold Matches, Scramble Matches, its all here and its all exciting as all hell. COLE We could see new Women's Champions, new Heartland Champions, and a new World Champion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted March 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Having no need for entrance music of any sort, the superpowered Biff Atlas emerges onto the stage wearing long gold tights with blue and red ribbon pattern. The fans give him a warm reception, and he returns the favor by slapping hands on his way down the aisle. COLE But first of all we're treated to a first ever in OAOAST History. BUFFER The following contest is the first ever scaffold match in OAOAST History! The winner will be the first person to push his foe over the edge! Now making his way to the ring, from Venice Beach, California, he is BIIIIFFFFFFFFF ATLASSSSSS! COLE Super powered or not, believe what you will, but Biff Atlas is an inspiration to a lot of our OAOAST Marks. COACH Because they're all losers to? COLE No because, you can overcome your fears and your hangups to achieve something great and be proud of yourself. Biff climbs the ladder to reach the scaffold. Once there he throws up his arms, to a joyful response from the OAOAST Marks. COACH I don’t get it. If this dude can fly like he says he can, why he need the ladder to get up stage.I am a Real American Dick! Exploding on the face of every woman! I am Real American Dick! Suck on my balls, till I cum like Niagara falls! When I come crashing down and its throbbing deep inside I'’ll leave you wetter than a flood tide I gotta bend you over that'’s how I like to ride!I date a girl who whips my hide And my 12 inches is my greatest pride I am a Real American Dick! Exploding on the face of every woman! I am Real American Dick! Suck on my balls, till I cum like Niagara falls! "Womanizer" by Britney Spears replaces the most vulgar entrance tune in the OAOAST, as Mister Dick slides through a downpour of golden pyro. Attired in white chaps, and matching speedo swim turnks, Mister Dick’s body glistens with the beauty of the shimmering baby oil. Malaysia runs her hands across his well muscled body, herself wearing bikini bottoms and a matching black corset. BUFFER And the opponent, from San Antonio, Texas, he weighs in at two hundered thirty six pounds, he is a former OAOAST Tag Team Champion and represents the Deadly Alliance. Accompanied by Malaysia Nerdly, he is THE HUMAN HARD ON MISTER DICK! COLE The Cocky Prick, The Urban Cowboy, call him what you will, but he marches into one of the most dangerous matches in pro wrestling history. And later tonight he will be a lumberjack for the world title contest. Mister Dick slides into the ring, where he begins furiously pumping his crotch into the canvas. Behind Malaysia lashes his firm BUTT with her prized whip. Once that concludes he makes his way up the ladder to the platform. COLE A thin wooden plank, hanging by a thread, resting over two ladders. That’'s what these two have gotten themselves into. DING DING DING Biff bounces back and forth on his heels, waving Mister Dick towards him. The Human Hard On finds his jubilation almost incomprehensible. He wonders how one man can find joy when there'’s a very good chance they could both fall to their doom. He decides not to voice his thoughts and only tells Biff to shut up.. COLE This match was Mister Dick'’s idea but Biff looks more at home. Mister Dick manages a broad smile, for reasons that are all to apparent when he takes his steel belt off and brandishes it at Biff. Fearless and intent on defeating MD, Biff launches himself through the slashing off the belt. As he tackles the taller man, they both slam down onto the wooden surface causing an intense vibration. COACH That thing could break beneath them, Mikey. It ain'’t safe! COLE Its one of the most dangerous matches in sports entertainment. The two men punch grapple and kick at each other atop a plank suspended numerous feet above the ground. They fire off furious strikes as they roll dangerously close to oblivion. Mister Dick is able to shove Biff off from top of him, which leads him to hunt down his belt. But Biff dropkicks him and sends him skidding forward. The path almost takes Mister Dick off the edge, but he'’s able to scurry back to safe ground with the aid of his powerful legs. COLE That was close! Luck begins to change for Mister Dick, as he’'s able to recover his belt. Biff backs away warily, wanting to know piece of Mister Dick and his dangerous weapon. “"PENCIL DICK! PENCIL DICK! PENCIL DICK!”" Lashing out in anger, Mister Dick strikes Biff dead in the face with the belt. Blood trickles down Biff’s cheeks, and the situation goes from bad to worse when Mister Dick spears him to the ground. The Cocky Prick immediately begins attempting to slide Biff off the scaffold. "“BIFF! BIFF! BIFF!”" COLE Our Pittsburgh OAOAST Marks getting right behind Biff Atlas, and I wouldn'’t mind being behind Biff either While the two men exchange blows, Biff finds himself tiring under the weight of the baby oiled brawler. Struggling to break free he catches one punch and then another. Rocked by the impacts of the blows, Biff staggers backwards, slips, and goes over the edge. At the last instant he manages to desperately catch onto the edge of the platform. COLE Is this the end for Biff Atlas? Biff hangs close to one of the ladders and tries to swing himself to one, but has little luck. COACH If he can fly, it shouldn'’t be no issue if he falls or not. Look at the fraud hanging on for dear life. You can'’t fly! You can’'t fly! Biff only just manages to avoid the booted foot of Mister Dick that descends towards one hand. Amused and relaxed, the Texas A&M alum takes his lesiurley time in bringing down the boot upon Biff. Guessing correctly , Biff shifts his hand to one side narrowly avoiding the oncoming crunch. Mister Dick quickly grows frustrated and vows not to miss the next time. Unfortunately for him there may not be a next time, as Biff uses a free hand to yank his boot from beneath him. The Human Hard On falls back onto scaffold with a loud oomph following his fall. "“YEAAAAAAA!“" COLE What does Biff have in mind here? Using all the strength in his 5’9 body, Biff tugs and drags Mister Dick ever closer to the edge. MISTER DICK Let me go! Let me go, ya sonovabitch! COACH Come on, Jock, fight back! Mister Dick does just that, firing his free foot at Biff. But the pocket sized powerhouse uses boxer like head movement's to avoid the strikes. Now greatly panicked, Mister Dick digs his nails into the wooden plank However, Biff keeps pulling and pulling, inching Mister Dick ever closer to the edge. MISTER DICK Ah shit! "“BIFF! BIFF! BIFF!"” Pittsburgh chants. “"BEEP BOP BOO BEEP BEEP BOP"” the lone robot in the arena chants. Unaware to both Mister Dick and Biff is Malaysia wielding her trusty whip, climbing up the ladder. COLE Somebody has to get her down from there! She doesn'’t belong! Biff quickly becomes aware of her presence, but only because her whip takes a bite out of his backside. Coupled with Mister Dick kicking at his face and he’s in a miserable predicament. LASH! LASH! LASH! COLE Someone stop her! LASH! LASH! LASH! The whips cut through Biff’'s back, and weaken him severely. Joined with Mister Dick’s kicks this attack wreaks havoc on Biff’s grip. COACH Its gonna end soon! Finally Biff Atlas tumbles past Malaysia, beginning his unfortunate journey to the ring. But Biff spreads his "“wings"” and lets his graceful power of flight take over…SPLAAAAAAAAAAT! "“OHHHHHHHHHHHH!”" Apparently Biff’'s power of flight might have run into a bit of problem with a little thing called gravity. Biff lies face down on the canvas, motionless, breathless, and perhaps in a world of pain. BUFFFER Your winner….....MISTER DICK! The crowd lets their negative opinion be heard as Malaysia fondles the lower regions of the celebrating Mister Dick’s body. A referee slides into the ring to check on Biff'’s possibly injured condition. What he finds is Biff smiling in the face of defeat. "“I…I…I.....SURVIVED THE FALL! That fall should’ve killed me! But I’m alive! Do you know what this means? Can you imagine the possibilities? Invulnerability? Regeneration? I must tell Vinny!”" With those comments made, Biff makes a mad dash to the back to share his good news with Vinny. COLE When or lose Biff Atlas is an inspiration to all of us- COACH Because he fell from a great height and because he wasn't hurt he thinks he can regenerate? I'm sure inspired! We cut quickly backstage to The Heavenly Rockers tour bus where they're joined by The Enterprise partying the night away and sipping on dat sticky icky. COLE Lumberjacks having a preemptive celebration for Krista's defeat? COACH Why not? Even the great Krista Isadora Duncan almighty can't beat the odds she's faced with tonight. And ya know what else, she's the one who approved this match! She sealed her own fate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted March 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 “Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends cues and Queen Esther leads the Last Kings of Scotland ringside. BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER! From Glasgow, Scotland, total combine weight 430 pounds, Europe’s finest athletes… DANNY BOY and SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Last Kings threaten violence against their detractors, warming the heart of Queen Esther who believes they’re just mingling with her loyal subjects. COLE As Queen Esther continues to live in her own fantasy world, her men are in for a hard dose of reality going against the Orange County Cobras. COACH You’ve got it wrong, Cole. Simon and Ned probably think they have the Last Kings number after what’s gone done the past two weeks. They’re gonna be the ones in for a hard dose of reality once the match begins. “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the crowd erupts. BUFFER And their opponents, led down the aisle by MOLLY NERDLY! From the O.C., at a total combine weight of 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The Last Kings ambush Simon and Ned on the way in. * DINGDINGDING * The O.C. Cobras reverse a whip and execute a pair of back body drops. DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK is performed on Scottish Scott and a drop toehold/pointy elbow on Danny Boy. Ned then rams Scott into the buckle and proceeds to STOMP A MUDHOLE AND WALK IT DRY~! COLE You know Ned’s been waiting to get his hands on Scottish Scott after being clubbed weeks ago. Ned whips Scott in for a back elbow, and then spikes the point of the elbow into the heart. Danny storms inside and gets caught with a clothesline. Ned ducks one from Scott and clotheslines him outside! He follows Scott out and fires him into the guardrail, then unloads. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Right hand. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Right hand. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Right hand…grabbed by Danny. COACH (laughs) They’ve got him now. Scott charges forward and blasts Danny after Ned ducks! QUEEN ESTHER Ned shoves Scott into the ring post and dumps him back in. Suddenly Queen Esther TRIPS Ned with her ROYAL SCEPTER! NED Queen Esther pleads innocent, but nobody buys it, especially Molly. She rushes over to get in Esther’s face only to be cut off by the referee. COLE Our my eyes playing tricks on me or did Queen Esther really interfere? That’s very out of character for her. COACH You need to eat more carrots, Cole. Besides, Queen E would only get involved to save her countrymen, not incite violence. COLE Well she needs to watch it. You know Molly wouldn’t be afraid to get in her face. Scott clubs Ned from behind and tags Danny. SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG is followed by a running knee drop! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Scoop slam, and then a DIVING HEADBUTT! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Ned kicks out again, leading to a CHOKE by Danny. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-- Danny waits till the very last second to break, then smashes Ned into the buckle and tees off from the middle rope, his kilt placed over the Handsome Hustler’s head! COLE Ugh! COACH More like LOL if you ask me. Infuriated, Ned delivers a series of inverted atomic drops, then tags Simon who levels Danny with a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! The cover. No, change of plans as Scott enters and charges into a hip toss. Following a DOUBLE COCONUT we see Simon take to the air for a FLYING CROSSBODY! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Overhand chops stun Danny, but he reverses a whip and Scott drills Simon in the lower lumbar region with a knee! PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM leads to a pin attempt. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! Ned and Scott get into it while Danny chokes Simon with Esther’s scepter! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Come on, ref. Look behind you! COACH And I’m supposed to be the biased one? Danny rams Simon into the knee of Scott and the Last Kings tag. Driven straight back into the corner Simon is subjected to shoulder thrusts, then slammed out and Vader Bombed! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon escapes an attempted ARGENTINE PILEDRIVER and arm drags Scott. Overhand chops follow and then an Irish whip, but Scott counters a FRANKENSTEINER into a SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB!! ONE! TWO! NO, SAVE BY NED! Danny and Ned get into it this time, with Molly interjecting, allowing Ned to deliver a LOW BLOW on Scott! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH The hell?! COLE Turnabout is fair play. Danny is stunned when he realizes Scott is down in agony, but it paves the way for the O.C. Cobras to tag! COACH No! COLE Yes! Ned cleans house on the Last Kings, whipping both in for BAAAAAACK body drops. He clotheslines Danny outside and decks Scott with the 90210 ENZIGURI~! COLE We haven’t seen that move in ages. The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Ned plants Scott mid-ring with THE SLINGSHOT SUPLEX, and then the O.C. Cobras drop THE ATOMIC BLOND!!! The cover. But Simon must first exit. Danny Boy helps with that as Simon wipes him out with a SUICIDE DIVE! The ref goes to count…and gets distracted by Queen Esther on the apron. COLE Get her down from there. From Cole’s lips to Molly’s ears. She lifts Esther’s ball gown to reveal her GRANNY PANTIES, which sends the Queen running off in embarrassment. COLE That must be what disappointed you months ago, Coach. Holy shit! Continuity! But as the referee escorts Molly back to her corner, THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB hit the ring. COACH The knights are here to defend their Queen’s honor! Rico clubs Ned, hoists him for THE MOUSTACHE RIDE but spins as Lucius dives from top to hit a SWINGING DDT!!! COLE What the heck was that?! COACH Devastating! Rico places Scott on top and the MGHFC flee like thieves in the night. The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COLE No! COACH Yes! BUFFER Here are your winners… SCOTTISH SCOTT and DANNY BOY… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" “Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends plays as the Last Kings celebrate, or try to celebrate given how exhausted they are following a grueling contest. Meanwhile, Simon and Molly can’t believe what’s happened. COLE The Last Kings of Scotland stole one thanks to the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club. COACH Nobody cares how you won, just who won, Cole. Halloween Spectacular: No Saints Day October 31stSalina, KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted March 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the Zero Hour Women’s Title Scramble match! The winner will be the person who is holding the OAOAST Women’s title after twenty minutes. "“Now I'’m that BITCH Now I’'m that BITCH Now I’'m that BITCH Now I’'m that BITCH"” The newest trend in the OAOAST meshing songs together resurfaces as Livi Franc’s Now I’m That Bitch gives way to Faith No More’s “Another Body Murdered” screams out into the arena as red, gold, and orange spotlights flood the venue. The entrance doors in the middle of the gigantic psp spread apart , bringing forth a scowling Holly. The vicious vixen wears black combat boots, a plaid skirt and a black mesh top covering a red bra. She bangs her head for a few moments while the video screen flashes violently. As red pyro spews out the PSP buttons she begins marching down the ring. BUFFER Introducing first, from Las Vegas, she is the Angel Of Death and a former women’s champion, she is HOOOOOLYLLLLYYYYY! Holly’s combat boots stomp across the ring, and then carry their owner atop the turnbuckle. Holly violently waves her arms in a circle, as she curses out the booing fans. COLE Holly’s bandmates will see action tonight as lumber jacks in the world title contest. And their mood would certainly be improved by Holly taking a victory. What a turnaround for Holly that would be. Out of the OAOAST one month and champion the next! BUFFER And second…“Crush Crush Crush CrushCrush 2-3-4” “YEAAAAAAAAAA!” Maggie Nerdly, looking as cute as ever in a black ruffled skirt and a My Chemical Romance tank top, bounces onto the entrance stage. In her hands are a boquet of black roses which she waves towards her many fans. BUFFER Hailing from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, she is a former OAOAST Women’s Champion, she is YOUR It Girl on the Scene…..MAGGIIEEEE NERDLYYYYYYYYY Maggie skips down the entrance ramp, firing the fans up with her RAWK hand signal. Maggie hits the ring and points to each turnbuckle posts sending green fireworks into the airBOOM BOOM BOOO BOOOM! Maggie then chucks the boquet of flowers into the stands, and then offers another RAWK hand signal. COLE Every woman in this match has held the title belt at least once, and they’re all dying to hold it again.DING DING DING Holly and Maggie circle each other, with Holly wearing a disgusted sneer on her face. After several non committal steps, the two come together for a lockup. Holly’s strength wins out and she forces her way behind Maggie for a waistlock. There’s a struggle from the smaller Nerdly child, but Holly is able to bring her down for an underwear revealing roll up… ONE! Maggie easily kicks out. She rolls to her feet and finds Holly bouncing from side to side snarling at her. The “It” Girl returns the nasty look and then steps into Holly for another lockup. This time Maggie gets the upper hand, and grabs onto Holly’s plaid skirt to roll her down for a pin attempt… ONE! TWO! Holly throws her shoulder off the canvas. She then quickly rolls to her feet, her green eyes projecting bitter disgust at The Afterparty. Maggie couldn’t care less about Holly’s hatred and charges her for another lockup. Holly gets the spunky babe into a side headlock and celebrates with a slick smile. Maggie wraps her arms around Holly’s thin waist and tries to lift her for a backdrop. But The Angel Of Death dead weights Maggie and keeps herself grounded for the moment. She wrenches and tugs on Maggie’s head causing the teenager a great deal of pain. But finally Maggie is able to press her hands on Holly’s back and shove her into the ropes. Upon returning, Holly raises a fishnet covered arm and strikes down her foe with a lariat. The Angle Of Death smiles for a second, and then drops down to make a cover… ONE! TWO! Maggie kicks out “YEAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Very close to a successful pinfall was Holly. COACH Ain’t no surprise , Holly is one hell of a striker. Holly brings Maggie to her feet by her highlighted hair, and then throws her into the multicolored ropes. When Maggie returns Holly attempts to raise her into a press slam. But Maggie uses his speed and small size to slink herself behind her foe. She then rolls Holly backwards, sitting on top of her for a pin! ONE! Holly places her hand right on Maggie’s BUTT and shoves The “It Girl” away! Both ladies are fast to their feet, but its Maggie striking first with kicks to the leg that push Holly into the corner. Maggie raises herself to the second rope and pumps up the audience, before raining fists down upon her rival. CROWD ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Holly counters with a spine buster! COLE Oh my what a move! Unexpected and so deadly. Holly makes her way up to the second rope. After offering the booing crowd a one finger salute Holly flies forward and lands a leg drop on Maggie’s neck. The attack leaves Maggie coughing and wheezing. She writhes around on the canvas, but is quickly hauled to her feet by the violent rocker. Holly hooks on a front facelock and then lifts the RAWK chick into the air. She brings her backwards for a vertical suplex, and floats over for the cover. ONE! TWO! Maggie once again finds a way out the pinfall. This does not sit overly well with Holly and she batters her smaller opponent with rough stomps from her combat boots. Once done with the violent stomps, Holly takes a highlighted red strand of hair and brings Maggie towards her feet. She raises her up for a belly to belly suplex, but the little teenager shifts her weight and topples Holly for a pinfall! ONE! TWO! Not quite as Maggie kicks out! Angered, Holly springs to her feet and charges with a lariat. But Maggie leaps forward and smacks her in the jaw with a dropkick. “YEAAAAAAAAA!” COLE What a HARD shot from The “It” Girl! COACH Its not often that Holly is outstruck. Suddenly the clock appears on screen… 10 9 8 7 Holly and Maggie trade punches in the center of the ring. 6 5 4 The two continue to trade shots, unconcerned with the clock. 3 2 1"Boys call you sexy (What's up, sexy) And you don’t care what they say See, every time you turn around They screamin' your name Boys call you sexy (What's up, sexy) And you don’t care what they say See, every time you turn around They screamin' your name" “YEAAAAAAAAAA!” Flashing lights of purple fill the arena as “When I Grow Up” pumps up the cheering OAOAST Marks. The cutest cheerleader in all the OAOAST bounces out from the back, waving her pom poms and passing along a tremendous smile. Less enthused than the audience is Holly who breaks away from Maggie to curse out Jade and launch threats at her. BUFFER Now residing in Los Angeles, California. The second generation starlet with a heart of gold and former OAOAST Women's Champion... ladies and gentlemen, "LITTLE MISS CALIFORNIA"... JJJJAAAAAAADDEEEEEE... RRRRROOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZ - DDUUUUUUUUUNNCCAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!! Huge cheers go up for Jade, but also for Maggie rolling down a surprised Holly into a pin. Referee Hebner counts the fall! ONE! TWO! THREE! “YEAAAAAAA!” the fans chant as Maggie springs to her feet and flashes the crowd the RAWK hand signal.~~~ CURRENT OAOAST WOMEN’S CHAMPION MAGGIE NERDLY ~~~ COACH What?! That wasn’t right! COLE Its perfectly acceptable within the rules. COACH That don’t make it right! As pissed as Coach seems to be, Holly is every bit as mad and then some. She stuns a still celebrating Maggie with powerful forearms to the back. Having weakened the current champion with those strikes, Holly heaves her forward and slams her shoulder into the ring posts! The crowd cringes at the sound of bone meeting steel, and Maggie wails in agony. COLE You want to talk about something that isn’t right. COACH That’s a legit wrestling hold used by many in the industry. Jade slides into the ring, eager to get revenge for her wounded friend. But she’s quickly thrown on the defensive by stomps from Holly’s combat boots. The cheerleader fights her way to her feet and begins throwing elbows at her archrival. Holly subdues her though several kicks to her inside leg. She then hooks hold of Jade’s head and grabs onto her leg. COLE Rodeo Driver? Jade pushes herself out of Holly’s hold, to the crowd’s delight. Holly charges forward in blind rage. But Jade takes to the air and nails her with the E!ziguri! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Jade follows that up with a pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Holly kicks out, which displeases the OAOAST Marks. She gets back onto her boots, and begins firing right hands at Little Miss California. Wounding Jade with her strikes she throws the blonde beauty into the nearby turnbuckle posts. She then rushes towards Jade and takes to the sky strike her with a body splash. Jade stumbles forward, weakened by the attack. This makes it easier for the ravishing redhead to drop her down with a spinning lariat. But Holly herself is thrown to the canvas by a spear from Maggie! “YEAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Arm injury or not, Maggie wants to hang onto this title! Maggie grabs Holly into a front facelock and then throws her backwards with a vertical suplex! The RAWK chick then grabs Hold of Holly’s porcelain legs and bridges backwards with a sling shot. But the ravishing redhead lands atop the second rope. Maggie is unaware of this, and only finds out when Holly strikes her down with an axe handle smash. After Maggie timbers over to the canvas, Holly terrorizes her with vicious stomps from her combat boots. But Holly can’t do as much damage as she would prefer thanks to Jade coming behind her and locking her hands beneath her chin. “YEAAAAAAAA!” The fans joy for Jade’s finisher is a bit premature as Holly wheels out from Jade’s grip. Free of the cheerleader’s hold, Holly rifles a knee in her not-as-toned-as-her-mother’s stomach. With Jade doubled over, Holly is able to snatch her into a front facelock and hold onto her knee. As the audience loudly boos, the Vegas native wheels Jade around and slams her to the canvas. Hebner counts the resulting pinfall from the Rodeo Driver… ONE! TWO! But Maggie breaks up the pinfall! “YEAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Maggie Nerdly preserving what is currently her OAOAST Women’s Title. Maggie picks Holly off the canvas, and begins battering her with rapid fire jabs. More annoyed than hurt by the strikes Holly shoves Maggie away. But the cute Nerdly chick comes rushing back with elbow raised. Unfortunately the energetic gal runs herself straight into a leaping Percussion DDT! The fans react with disgust and aggravation as Holly makes a crucial pinfall… ONE! TWO! THREE!~~~ CURRENT OAOAST WOMEN’S CHAMPION HOLLY ~~~ “BOOOOOOO” the OAOAST Marks hiss as Holly gives them an evil scowl and two middle fingers. COLE I don’t like it, these fans don’t like it, but Holly is for now the Women’s Champion once again! COACH Holly’s been keeping her pimp hand strong all match long, and now she’s served these chicks proper. And is lookin damn sexy while doing it! 10 9 8 Holly stands in the center of the ring waving on the next lady to emerge 7 6 5 Holly grows impaitient, and shouts for the count to go faster so that she can confront the new girl. 4 3 The Women’s Champion continues to make a scene, demanding the arrival of the new challenger in the gruffest way possible. 2 1 BUZZZZZZZZZ!GO! To un-explain the unforgivable, Drain all the blood and give the kids a show. By streetlight this dark night, A séance down below. There are things that I have done, You never should ever know! And without you is how I disappear, And live my life alone forever now. And without you is how I disappear, And live my life alone forever now. “OHHHHHHHHHH!” Suddenly Holly’s fighting sprit deserts her, and leaves in its place an overwhelming dread. BUFFER Prepare for SHOCK and awe from Edmonton’s MMMOOOOOOORRRRRGGAAAAAAANN... NNEEEERRRRRDDLLLLLYYYYYYYY!!! The fans hold their mouths open in wonderment and shock as electrical blasts invade the PSP shaped entrance stage. On the giant video screen images of Morgan’s violent tendencies only add to the worry of both champion and audience. Wearing a navy and gold booty shorted romper, the former women’s champion sulks onto the stage. She whips her head around, and then fixes a troubled stare upon the ring. COLE Things have gotten a little more interesting. Morgan as we saw on HeldDOWN has had problems controlling herself and her violent self destructive behaviors. COACH That’s her super power acting up! COLE Super power? Why do you think she has a power, but not Biff? COACH Because Biff sucks. Hoping to get a jump on Morgan and eliminate her danger from this match, Holly begins throwing punches the moment the littlest Nerdly enters the ring. Her plan only works for several seconds before Morgan starts winging chops against her upper chest. Holly tries to fight back with a left cross, but Morgan grabs onto her arm and throws her against the ropes. When Holly comes back, Morgan grabs onto her fishnet covered legs and strikes her with a flap jack. Upon crashing into the canvas, Holly shouts in pain and misery. COLE Morgan’s destructive tendencies not only hurt her, but claim everyone in its parth Morgan brings Holly to her feet and strikes her in the collarbone with a European uppercut. She then whips the current champion across the ring into a corner. Holly’s back smacks off the ring posts, leading her to grouse about her anguish. Things go from bad to worse, when Morgan strikes her model worthy face with a running double knee lift. Morgan then paces about the ring, chewing nervously on her silken blond hair. Finally she charges forward, screaming towards Holly. But Maggie shocks her and the audience with an leaping sidelick! “YEAAAAAAAAAA!” Maggie hasn’t much time to celebrate, before Jade arrives and shoves her to the ground. Little Miss California does, however, have the decency to apologize to her friend for the ambush. Once she does that, her attention turns towards a rising Holly. Her tennis shoes make a mad dash towards the Vegas native. But Holly foresees her arrival and has little trouble in flipping the golden haired hottie over the ropes. However Jade has the good luck and fine skill to be able to land on her feet. This enrages Holly, and she lunges towards the source of her anger. But Jade lowers her body and shoots her shoulder into Holly’s stomach. Not giving Holly a moment for recovery Jade sunset flips her way back into the ring. Hebner counts the pin… ONE! TWO! Morgan recovers just in time to shove Jade off her pinfall. The cute little Nerdly turns her focus to Maggie and begins blasting her with kicks to her bare midriff. Maggie slinks into the ropes to make a desperate escape. But there’s no retreat to be had, as Morgan stands on the bottom rope and drives her shoe into Maggie’s neck. COLE Those platform heels doing incredible damage to Maggie. “BOOOOOOOOOOO!” Morgan then leaves Maggie to her suffering, and makes a charge off the ropes. But as she comes back, her recovered sister swings in front of her and stops her with an elbow to the face. Maggie then takes a deep breath in order to “SCREAAAAAAAMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” she shouts directly into Morgan’s ear. Annoyance and confusion floods Morgan’s face, and anguish soon follows as Maggie capitalizes on her shocking shout with a inverted facecrusher. Fairly delighted with her performance, Maggie dances around the ring to the delight of the audience. However this leaves her unaware to the pinfall Jade sneaks…. ONE! TWO! But Maggie breaks up the pinfall just in the nick of time! She grabs onto Jade’s purple and white cheerleader top and hauls her onto her feet. Then the RAWK chick throws her into a corner. But Jade ‘s tennis shoes leap onto the second rope. She flashes the audience a charming smile before throwing herself at Maggie with a cross body block! COLE And these two are supposed to be friends! COACH Gold, diamonds, and chocolate make chicks do crazy things. Jade continues her flurry of offense by bouncing off the ropes and smacking Holly in the head with a basement dropkick! COLE That had to feel good! Jade tries to get all jiggly with her booty like her mom but alas, JADE Ow! I strained my hip! COACH Facepalm. Jade’s hip becomes the least of her worries as she limps directly into a running knee strike by Morgan. The dangerous Nerdly mutters to herself as she stalks across the ring. Finally she comes back to Jade and brings her up by her sunshine colored hair. She sticks Jade between her legs in a standing head scissors and then brings her onto her shoulders. COACH Hehehehe, she can see Jade’s underwear. Jade counters by using her lovely though not as well insured as her mother’s legs to wheel backwards and upend Morgan with a hurrcanrana! But as soon as she pops up, Jade is put on the defensive from Holly. The two girls trade forearms, each desperately seeking to knock down the other. COLE These two are continuing the nasty rivalry that exists between their two camps! Holly attempts to irish whip Jade, but Little Miss California reverses the hold and spins Holly for a short arm Sweet Dreams (Running Sleeper Drop) 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 2 1 COLE Well, there’s really only one person this can be! :CUE: Sophie rushes onto the Zero Hour stage waving and greeting the cheering audience as red and blue lights flash on the PSP’s buttons. She wears a white tank top with her name etched on the back, black workout pants, and white tennis shoes that carry her down the entrance ramp. BUFFER Introducing the champion, she comes from Marseilles, France, she is SOPHIE GREEEEEYYYYYY! COLE Sophie is not the current champion, that title belongs to Holly! Sophie enters the ring with a lariat aimed at Holly. But the eye-catching redhead ducks the attack and Sophie succeeds only in accidentally lariating Jade! As soon as Jade goes down Sophie turns her attention towards Holly and the two take turns in trading chops. Holly wins the war of the chops and is able to whip Sophie into the ropes. But as Sophie returns she leaps into the air and flies forward to take down Holly with a diving lariat. “YEAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Sophie celebrates for the moment by waving to the audience. This is unwise as it distracts her from an arriving Maggie. The “It” Girl lunges across the ring and takes down Sophie with a devastating spear! As the fans cheer Maggie pops back to her feet. But she feels a sudden tug on her chin, the hands of Jade cupping them within her finger tips. The fans sing loudly as Jade sits out and Gets it from her mama! “YEAAAAAAAA!” Jade reaches forward and grabs hold of Maggie’s little legs… ONE! TWO! THREE!~~~ CURRENT OAOAST WOMEN’S CHAMPION JADE RODEZ-DUNCAN ~~~ No time for rejocing for Jade as the bitter and vengeful Holly attacks her from behind! Jade topples over to the floor, allowing Holly’s combat boots to punish her with violent stomps. Eventually the boots push Jade out the ring as though she where nothing but mere garbage. Snarling at her foe, Holly starts to follow her to the outside, but as she sticks her head through the ropes the platform pumps of Morgan Nerdly smack her in the side of the face. Holly is flung backwards, the life all but sapped out of her. The cute but deadly Nerdly girl makes a pinfall… ONE! TWO! THREE!~~~ CURRENT OAOAST WOMEN’S CHAMPION MORGAN NERDLY ~~~ COLE Morgan is immediately thrown on the defenseive by her old rival Sophie. The French Girl tags her with blow after blow, before driving her down with a standing lariat. Praying that move will yield a victory, Sophie goes for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! The pinfall is broken up by Jade, who shoves Sophie off Morgan. Jade then attempts a pinfall of her own. ONE! TWO! Now its Sophie who breaks up the pinfall. The ladies roll to their feet where they exchange forearms. Sophie manages to overpower Jade and backs her away with a push kick. Jade stumbles backwards but recovers enough of her balance to spring forward at Sophie. But The French girl catches her within an inverted diamond cutter that sends Jade crashing to the canvas. The fans aren’t overly pleased with Sophie dominance over Jade, but they’re even less pleased about Holly’s left high kick to the side of Sophie’s head. COLE A true knockout blow! Holly certainly hopes so as she pins Sophie while the clock reaches the ten second mark… ONE! TWO! COLE Less than ten seconds left! THR-NO MORGAN KICKS THE REFEREE IN THE HEAD!BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT COLE That is it! Morgan wins the title all while again assaulting an OAOAST official! Unable to conceive the ill luck that has captured her, Holly rolls onto her back and curses vulgarities that would put Redd Foxx to shame. BUFFER Your winner and record setting three time Women’s Champion…MORGAAAAAAN NERDLYYYYYYYY! Morgan leans against the ropes a weary expression falling over her face. The world title is handed to her by a ringside official, who just prays she doesn’t attack him. Thankfully Morgan merely accepts her title while keeping her same exhausted image. COLE Morgan Nerdly, your record holding three time women’s champion. But Morgan can barely protect herself from herself, how can she hope to protect her women’s title. Perhaps more questions than answers here at Zero Hour. We're taken backstage to The Enterprise locker room where CMJ is warming up with Spencer Reiger for the upcoming Chamber Of Hell match CMJ Spenca, ya got any advice? REIGER Yeah, I think I do. Try not to lose! CMJ That's fahkin terrible advice! REIGER I don't see how. The object of the match is to win, you can't win if you lose, so try not to lose. Its simple logic. Didn't you go to Harvard? Or was it a night school above a bowling alley? CMJ It was Hahvahd, and I don't need ya stinkin advice, anyway. CMJ returns to his stretching routines as SR chuckles to himself. 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Chanel #99 Posted March 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 The chamber lowers, as the crowd goes insane. COLE It was in this very match two years ago that Sandman9000 won the Heartland title, and he has not been defeated since! Will tonight be another happy anniversary, or will one of these five opponents begin a new reign? We're about to find out in just a few minutes! Let's go to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFERLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...it is now time for one of our main attractions of Zero Hour, 2009! Tonight...six of the roughest, toughest gladiators in our business step inside this demonic structure, 24 feet high of steel engulfed in barbed wire, and do battle for the OAOAST Heartland championship! It is the fifth annual Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell! The rules for this match are as follows: Two men will start the match inside the ring, and the other four will enter these 8x5 cells, which will then be raised to the top of the Chamber. After five-minute intervals, one cell will be lowered, containing another combatant in the match. The last man remaining after every other combatant has been defeated, either by pinfall or submission, will be the OAOAST Heartland champion! ARE YOU READY? *crowd cheers* BUFFERPittsburgh, Pennsylvania...ARRRRRRRRE YOUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE ADYYYYYYYYYYYY??? *crowd cheers* BUFFERThen for the thousands in attendance here in Pittsburgh, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMM BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!God of Thunder hits, and Thunderkid makes his way through the curtains. He is wearing black cargos, and carrying a garbage can full of assorted goodies. COLE Thunderkid, who won the United States title several weeks ago, looking to become a double champion here in the chamber! BUFFERIntroducing the challengers...first, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance, he is the reigning OAOAST United States champion...THHHHHHHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!! COLE This is Thunderkid's fourth chamber match of the five that have taken place! TK enters the chamber, then steps into a cell which is raised to the ceiling. Blaster Master (Jammin') plays, and the crowd gets to their feet for Denzel Spencer, who is pulling out a Radio Flyer wagon with THE CACTUS~! COACH Oh no, not that fucking cactus. COLE Denzel gave Sandman a hell of a fight at AngleSlam, and tonight he gets another crack! BUFFERFrom Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 227 pounds...DENNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Denzel is wearing camouflage pants instead of his usual ring attire. He sets off his pyro in the entryway, then slides into the ring, and sets off his pyro from the ringposts, before rolling out, and stepping into another cell, which is raised to the ceiling. I'm Shipping Up To Boston plays, and Colin Maguire Jr. makes his entrance through green and gold lights as the crowd boos. He is wearing hunter green cargo pants and a wifebeater, and carrying a shillelagh. BUFFERRepresenting the Enterprise, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 210 pounds...one-half of the LDC Moneygang...COLIN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE JUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! COLE Colin's been chasing tag team gold for several months, now getting a shot in the single ranks, entering his first chamber match! And a nice wifebeater! COACH Yeah, and a nice white tanktop, too! COLE ... Colin enters the cage, and steps into a cell, which is raised to the ceiling. Eye of the Tiger hits, and the crowd pops bigtime as the Teal Tiger comes through the curtains. The tiger has on teal cargos and a teal t-shirt with the sleeves torn off. COLE And here's a man looking for his first-ever OAOAST gold! COACH What. BUFFERFrom Parts Unknown, weighing 237 pounds...THEEEEEEEEEEE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR!!!!! COLE So those are the men who will start things off inside the ring! COACH That means Sandman and Colombian Heat will start off the match! Tiger's cell is raised to the top of the chamber. BUFFERAnd now ladies and gentlemen, the two individuals who will start this match.Gasolina (remix) by Daddy Yankee hits, and Colombian Heat comes through the curtains, to the cheers of the crowd. He is wearing red cargos with his usual red t-shirt and orange jersey, and is carrying a mysterious camouflage bag. COACH Oh man, what could be inside that bag? BUFFERFrom Miami, Florida, weighing in at 180 pounds...COOOOOOOOOOOOOLOMBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!! COLE This is Heat's third chamber match, and last year, he was the last man eliminated by Sandman9000! COACH Yeah, and then he spent nine months on the sidelines afterwards! COLE This is dangerous territory, there's no doubt about it! Heat slides in the ring, and does some stretches, then stares into the entryway, as the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER From South of Heaven, weighing in at 220 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance, he is the two-years REIGNING OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSANNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!! Sandman pulls out a garbage bin full of weapons behind him, and pushes it into the chamber, and a referee then closes the door behind him and locks it. He steps into the ring and removes his bandages, at which point the bell rings. *DING DING DING* COLE And we're underway! Heat charges at Sandman, and engages in a slugfest. They go back and forth for a bit, until Sandman gets the upper hand. COACH Heat making a mistake right there, trying to match Sandman blow-for-blow! Sandman backs Heat into the ropes, and whips him across. Heat ducks a clothesline, then hits Sandman with a flying forearm! COLE But a nice move there, and now Heat with the early advantage! Heat stays on Sandman, hammering him with forearms, then backs him into a corner and climbs to the middle rope, hammering away as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Sandman slumps down in the corner, as Heat climbs to the outside and rummages through the tote Sandman brought to the ring. COLE And already Heat looking for some weaponry! Heat comes out with a fat wiffle ball bat, and looks at it for a couple seconds, then shrugs, before rolling into the ring and landing a home run swing into the ribs of Sandman! COLE Big swing right into the midsection! COACH I have to admit, I'm surprised at Heat's ability to control the match so far! Heat then climbs to the second rope, as Sandman is on all fours on the mat, and comes down, whacking Sandman in the head with the bat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Heat rolls back outside, and grabs a trashcan lid. He backs into a corner, then runs at Sandman, still coming to his feet, and dropkicks the lid into his face! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Heat then runs to the ropes, and attempts the WESTSIDE MOONSAULT~!, but Sandman gets his knees up! COLE Moonsault attempt meets the knees! Sandman gets to his feet, then picks up Heat and executes a snapmare, followed by a seated dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman stomps away on Heat, then rolls outside and grabs a steel chair. He rolls back inside, then sizes up Heat and brings the chair down on his back! COLE BIG chairshot from Sandman! Sandman picks up the chair, then backs into the ropes and slides the chair underneath him as he jumps with both legs onto Heat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman picks up Heat, and tosses him to the outside. He delivers right hands to the forehead of Heat, then scoops him up, looking to ram him into the Chamber wall! COACH Uh-oh, Heat's about to taste barbed wire! Sandman attempts to ram Heat, but Heat blocks with his hands, wincing with pain as he does. COLE And look, Heat actually grabbing the barbed wire to protect his face! COACH Oh please, like any bitch gon' have their heart broken over that face bein' roughed up. Heat releases one hand long enough to jab Sandman in the eye, then slides behind his back. He charges Sandman, then jumps onto his shoulders for a hurricanrana attempt...but Sandman blocks, and drives him into the floor with a powerbomb! COACH Whoa! COLE Powerbomb on the floor from Sandman to Heat! Did you hear that sickening thud? Sandman hangs on, and picks Heat up again, this time powering him over his own head and face-first into the Chamber wall! COLE And now Heat into the wall! Sandman stops Heat from falling, and rakes his face across the Chamber wall! COLE And now Heat having his face raked across the wall of the Chamber! Heat is cut open good, and Sandman tosses him back inside. He positions him in mid-ring, then climbs to the top rope, and attempts a SENTON SPLASH~!...but Heat manages to roll out of the way and slide the chair into Sandman's landing spot! COLE Nice move by Heat, avoiding the move and causing Sandman to hit the chair! Both men are out on the mat, as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! The lights move frantically around the raised cells, stopping on CMJ's cell! COLE And it'll be the Enterprise representative, Colin Maguire Jr.! CMJ's cell lowers, and he slides into the ring, battering each man with the shillelagh, then raising it in the air, drawing boos. He picks up Heat, and drives the weapon into his gut. Heat crawls into a corner, as CMJ stalks him. However, as CMJ sizes him up, Sandman sneaks up from behind and delivers a low blow! COLE And CMJ takes one low from Sandman! Sandman gets to his feet and stomps away on CMJ, then brings him to his feet and backs him against the ropes, continuing his assault. Heat then comes to, and joins in with Sandman. COLE Look at this double team! Sandman and Heat doubling up on CMJ! Heat and Sandman whip CMJ into the ropes, and floor him with a double elbow! Sandman follows this by flooring Heat with a YAKUZA KICK~! COACH COLE And as you may expect, that union did not last long! Sandman rolls to the outside and grabs another chair, this one wrapped in barbed wire! COLE They're breaking out the big guns now! Sandman rolls back inside, and measures Heat. He then moves in, only to have the chair knocked back into his face by a PELE KICK~! COLE Pele Kick from Heat, and Sandman takes his own chair! COACH And Sandman's bleeding now, too! CMJ grabs Sandman from behind, and rakes his face across the chair on the mat! COLE CMJ, ever the opportunist, ripping that wound even farther on Sandman! Meanwhile, Heat has gone into the camouflage bag. He pulls out a pair of gloves, and puts them on. COLE Heat putting on some gloves here... COACH What is in that bag? Heat then pulls out a gas can and a blow torch. COACH Oh no... Heat then pulls two dodgeballs out of the bag! COLE Dodgeballs! Heat douses the balls with the gas, then picks it up and rolls into the ring. COACH We're in the middle of a Chamber of Hell match, and Heat is out there pouring gas on his balls! Heat picks up the torch and ignites a ball, then chucks it at CMJ, striking him in the lower back! He then ignites the other ball, and waits for Sandman to get to his feet, then drills him in the chest! COACH This is terrible! Both men roll to the outside, and Heat celebrates in the ring as the crowd cheers him on. He then rolls outside after CMJ, who is rolling around on the floor, and trips him up, setting him up for a slingshot, and sends him into the Chamber wall! COACH Oh, no! COLE And now CMJ takes the wall, and he is busted open! Heat rakes CMJ's face across the cage, then tosses him back inside. On the other side, Sandman pulls a ladder from underneath the ring, and slides it inside. COLE Sandman has got a ladder! Heat slugs away at CMJ, until Sandman puts the ladder on over his head, and clotheslines both men with it! He then takes the ladder off and slams it onto CMJ as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! The lights move around the cells once again, before summoning the lowering of Denzel Spencer's cell! COLE And Denzel Spencer about to enter the match! Denzel slides in and ducks a clothesline from Sandman, then batters him with right hands and body kicks, before running to the ropes and flooring him with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel backs Sandman into a corner, as Heat comes to and backs CMJ into the opposite one. Heat and Denzel whip their men across into one another! Heat then dropkicks Sandman over the top rope, as Denzel does the same to CMJ! COLE And a little teamwork between Denzel and Colombian Heat! Denzel and Heat then face off with one another, and circle the ring. COLE And a little friendly banter between Denzel and Heat! COACH It won't be "friendly" for long, I guarantee that! Denzel and Heat tie up, and Denzel grabs him in a side headlock. Heat backs him into the ropes, then shoves him across. Heat drops down, then comes up with a leapfrog, followed by a reverse monkey flip! COLE Nice move by Colombian Heat! As Heat batters Denzel in a corner, Sandman is pulling the cactus out of the wagon, while CMJ sets up a table on the outside. COACH Sandman and Colin doing a little redecorating on the outside! Sandman sets up the cactus in a corner, then grabs from his bin a chest protector which is covered in thumbtacks on the front! COLE Oh my! Sandman puts on the chest protector and rolls inside the ring, as Denzel catches Heat with a gutwrench belly-to-belly! COLE These two have developed quite a friendship outside of the ring, but a heated battle taking place right now! Sandman catches Denzel with a clothesline, then hooks him and lifts him in the air, dropping him with a gourdbuster ON THE LADDER~! COACH OW~! COLE Denzel face-first right down onto the ladder! As CMJ slides into the ring, Sandman yells at him to set up Heat on the cactus. CMJ obliges, whipping Heat back-first, and Sandman follows with an avalanche! COLE Heat sandwiched between cactus and thumbtacks! CMJ tries to pile up, but Sandman moves, also pulling Heat out of the way, causing CMJ to fly right into the cactus! COLE SANDMAN COACH ... Sandman's laughter is upended, however, by a superkick from Denzel, which sends him to the outside! Denzel then reaches over the top rope and pulls a surfboard out of the bin. He climbs to the top rope, and uses the surfboard to ride the cactus down onto CMJ! However, as he celebrates, Heat sneaks up behind him, and lifts him up, dropping him with the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!!!11111 COLE Colombian Necktie for Denzel, but Heat can't make the cover! Denzel catching a big break here! Sandman rolls back inside, and covers Heat... 1... 2... Kickout! He then covers CMJ... 1... 2... Kickout! He then covers Denzel... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Three pin attempts by Sandman, none of them successful! Sandman grabs Denzel, and rolls him outside onto the table which CMJ set up. However, as he sets up a move, Heat comes from behind with a low blow! COLE And a low blow from Colombian Heat! Heat catches his wind, then springs up to the top rope, but CMJ uses his momentum against him and shoves him off into the Chamber wall! As Denzel moves out of the way, Heat falls backwards THROUGH THE TABLE~! COLE Heat took a huge fall right there, and that could end his night! Sandman takes over on CMJ, catching from behind with a release German suplex, as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Thunderkid's cell lights up when the lights cease, and his cell lowers. COLE And I'm sure Sandman will be pleased with this entry, here comes TK! TK slides inside, and hooks CMJ while Sandman drives in forearms and European uppercuts. COLE And right away, the Deadly Alliance going to work together! Heat slowly rolls back inside, and TK lifts him and drops him in a back suplex, as Sandman sets the ladder on the top rope, then climbs up. COACH Could be a laddersault here! Sandman stands up with the ladder, and flips back, but Heat rolls out of the way! However, Sandman is able to plant the ladder into the mat, and push himself to land on his feet. He then tosses the ladder to Heat, and TK slams it into his face with a chair! COACH Nice teamwork, guys! Sandman then picks up Heat and hooks him, then drills him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH So long, Heat! COLE Colombian Heat our first elimination! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Colombian Heat eliminated by: Sandman9000 (pinfall) remaining: Sandman9000, Colin Maguire Jr., Denzel Spencer, Thunderkid, The Teal Tiger (still to enter) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TK and Sandman gloat, as the crowd boos. COLE So four men remain in the ring, as well as the Teal Tiger, who will be our final entrant in the match! COACH And he's got a lot of experience in this match! COLE Allegedly. COACH Oh come on. TK rolls outside, and picks up Denzel, raking his face across the Chamber wall! He then tosses him into the ring, where Sandman pummels him, while TK rummages underneath the ring. He comes out with a BARBED WIRE BOARD~! COACH Oh my God... COLE Look what TK has found under the ring! TK slides the board inside, where Sandman sets up Denzel for the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111...but Denzel shakes his arms free, and BACKDROPS SANDMAN ONTO THE BOARD~! COACH Oh no! COLE And it backfires on the DA, as Denzel escapes! Sandman rolls over to his hands and knees, and Denzel springboards off his back, leaping outside onto TK! COLE And Denzel taking flight, with an inadvertent assist from Sandman! Denzel reaches into the bin, and pulls out a BARBED-WIRE BAT~! COACH Oh come on, the whole damn cage is wrapped in the shit, is the bat really necessary? Denzel lines up with TK, and charges him, clotheslining him over the head with the bat! COLE And now TK has drawn blood! However, CMJ catches Denzel from behind with the barbed-wire chair! COLE But CMJ from behind with that barbed-wire chair, and Denzel down! COACH Nice move, Colin! As much barbed wire as these guys can get their hands on, it's A-OK with me! CMJ then pulls a spool of barbed wire from out of the bin. COACH Wow, just like it was on command! CMJ pulls off some wire, and clips it off, then wraps it around the throat of Denzel! COLE And Denzel being choked out with barbed wire! The camera gets a close-up of Denzel gasping for air. COACH I haven't seen this much choking since the Bills played the Patriots! CMJ then tosses Denzel inside, and executes a scoop slam onto the barbed-wire board. CMJ then positions the ladder, and climbs up. COACH Wow, this'll be it for Denzel if this connects! CMJ gets his balance atop the ladder, and does a front flip off the top...but Denzel is nowhere to be found, and CMJ lands BACK-FIRST ONTO THE BARBED-WIRE BOARD~! COACH Oh no! COLE Denzel escapes again! However, Denzel isn't totally safe, as Sandman slams the cactus on top of him, and TK uses a chair to smash him underneath it! COLE But there's Sandman and TK again, as they're looking to stick together until it's just them remaining, but first they'll have to get rid of this man, lowering down in 10 seconds! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! The Teal Tiger's cell lowers, and he slides into the ring, flooring TK with a clothesline! He then does the same to Sandman! Another for TK! Another for Sandman! He then catches TK with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Tiger coming in on a roll! He backs into the ropes, and catches Sandman with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! CMJ takes a swing at Tiger with the barbed-wire bat, but Tiger ducks, and delivers a BLUE-THUNDER BOMB~! Tiger then climbs to the top... COLE Could be that Frog Splash that the Tiger's known for! Tiger comes off with a FROG SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Colin is eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Colin Maguire Jr. eliminated by: The Teal Tiger remaining: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer, Thunderkid, The Teal Tiger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So we're down to four now! TK and Sandman move in on Tiger, and hammer him down to the mat. Denzel grabs TK from behind and backs him into a corner, and Tiger fights back on Sandman and does the same. TK fights back on Denzel, as Tiger hammers Sandman down in the corner. Denzel backs up and charges TK, who moves out of the way! COLE Nobody home on that charge by Denzel! TK then levels Tiger from behind with a clothesline, then picks him up and executes a scoop slam. He then whips Denzel hard into a corner, and picks him up in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE TK displaying his power in there right now! TK slams Denzel down, then stalks him into a corner, choking him with his foot. Tiger shoves the barbed wire board to the outside with his foot, then rakes TK's eyes from behind. He whips TK across into a corner, but TK bounces out and catches him with a BICYCLE KICK~! COLE TK with that big bicycle kick! Denzel comes to his feet and hammers TK with rights, then attempts an Irish whip. TK reverses, but Denzel catches him with a spinning headscissor takedown! COLE Nice headscissors from Denzel! Sandman charges out of the corner, and flattens Denzel with a YAKUZA KICK, only to walk into a AA SPINEBUSTER~! from Tiger! Tiger then backs TK into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Denzel joins in the assault, delivering forearms to TK, then the two whip TK into the ropes, and execute a double hiptoss, guiding him onto the cactus! COLE And TK sent onto the cactus! Sandman hammers Tiger from behind, leaving him dazed against the ropes. Sandman then backs into the ropes, and charges...but Tiger BACKDROPS HIM OVER THE TOP, ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD~!!! COLE/COACH Crowd: HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! Tiger then floors TK with a superkick! Denzel then lays the cactus across his crotch, as the crowd groans, and delivers a big stomp! COLE ...and that one really doesn't need described! Tiger climbs to the top once again, and delivers another FROG SPLASH~! COLE Tiger with his second frog splash! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And his second elimination! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ eliminated: Thunderkid eliminated by: The Teal Tiger remaining: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer, The Teal Tiger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Tiger faring quite well in his first chamber match! COACH I'm gonna slap the shit out of you. Sandman slides back in, and Denzel cuts him off with an elbow, then gets to his feet and stomps away. Tiger joins in on the assault, then they allow Sandman to get to his feet, and trade right hands on him. COLE Look at this, back and forth action! Tiger and Denzel trade three right hands, before Tiger measures Sandman, and takes him right off his feet with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Sandman rolls to the outside, and Tiger and Denzel both follow. Tiger holds Sandman as Denzel grabs the barbed-wire chair, and swings...but Sandman moves out of the way, and Tiger gets leveled with the chair! COLE Denzel inadvertently striking Tiger with that barbed-wire steel chair! Denzel then turns around into Sandman, who levels him with a clothesline! COLE And somehow, Sandman back in control of this match! Sandman scoops up Denzel and rams his head into the Chamber wall! COACH It looks like Alf got busted open under his mask! What a shame. Sandman pushes the barbed-wire board back inside, and then rolls Denzel back inside. He executes some BOOT SCRAPES~! in the corner, then catches the dazed Tiger coming in, and sets up the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111...but Tiger trips Sandman up, and applies a SHARPSHOOTER~! COLE Sharpshooter applied by Tiger! A signature move of retired OAOAST superstar, Alfdogg! COACH ... Tiger keeps the hold applied, pulling Sandman away from the ropes, then releases and trips up the approaching Denzel, and applies the hold on him! COLE And now the hold applied on Denzel! Tiger keeps the hold applied, as Sandman gets a hold of the barbed-wire chair, and brings it down on his head! COLE But Sandman comes right back with a big chairshot! Denzel slowly gets to his feet, and Sandman delivers a shot to him, as well! Sandman follows Denzel into the corner, and delivers some forearm shots. He then whips Denzel across, and charges, but Denzel gets his feet up, then comes out with a clothesline! However, Tiger then catches him with a bridging German suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Wow, and Denzel just does escape! Tiger then backs Denzel into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Tiger then picks up the barbed-wire chair, and charges into the corner, but Denzel gets his feet up! COLE And Denzel using the foot, driving that chair right back into Tiger's face! Denzel then waits on Tiger to get up, and catches him with a SCISSOR KICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Sandman gouges Denzel's eyes from behind, then grabs him in a front facelock. As he holds Denzel, he kicks at Tiger, motioning him up, and Tiger joins him in the front facelock. COLE Look at this! Tiger and Sandman working together, initiated by Sandman! Tiger and Sandman double suplex Denzel ONTO THE CACTUS~! COLE And Denzel suplexed onto that cactus! Tiger makes the cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But look at Denzel, in his first Chamber match, still show that fight! Tiger tosses Denzel outside to Sandman, who has set up two tables, side-by-side, outside of the ring. Tiger then sets up the ladder, and begins to climb. COACH Oh man, this'll be it for Denzel! Sandman picks Denzel up onto the apron, and lifts him in a fireman's carry, rolling him onto one of the tables. Then, as Tiger gets to the top of the ladder, Sandman runs behind and pushes it over, sending Tiger THROUGH ALL FOUR TABLES~!!! COACH Crowd: HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! Sandman goes to the floor, and pulls Tiger out of the wreckage, then rolls him inside, picks him up, and drills him with the PSYCHO DRIVAH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And the Teal Tiger has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ eliminated: The Teal Tiger eliminated by: Sandman9000 remaining: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So we're down to two men, and for the second year in a row, Sandman will be in the ring for the duration of this match! And by the looks of things, the result will be the same, as well! Sandman stalks Denzel, who managed to escape the table mess at the last second. He picks him up, and sizes him up for a right hand, but Denzel blocks, and delivers a flurry of rights! COLE But no! Denzel fighting back once again! Sandman goes to the eyes, then whips Denzel into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Denzel ducks, and uses a spinkick to take Sandman over the ropes to the floor! Denzel then grabs the steel steps, and picks them up, but Sandman cracks them with a chair, sending them down on top of Denzel! COLE Denzel going down, and those stairs coming down on top! Sandman uses the chair, and slams it into the stairs three times with Denzel underneath! Sandman then rolls Denzel back inside, and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Sandman picks up Denzel, and sets up a suplex, but Denzel blocks, and delivers one to Sandman onto the ladder! COLE Suplex onto the ladder! Denzel pulls Sandman off, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Denzel grabs the barbed-wire chair, and clobbers Sandman over the head with it! He then rolls to the outside, and pulls two chairs out of the bin, and sets them up in the ring, then lays the barbed-wire board across them. COACH What is Denzel going for here? Denzel then lays Sandman on the board, and sets up the ladder, then starts to climb. However, he climbs with his back to Sandman, and Sandman rolls off the board, and hits him with a low blow! COLE But Sandman manages to save himself from that one! Sandman then grabs the barbed-wire chair, and slams it onto the back of Denzel, holding it there after he does. He then rolls outside and grabs the gas can and torch. COLE Oh my... Sandman douses the board with the gasoline, then sets it aflame! COLE Sandman has set this barbed wire board on fire! Sandman then climbs up the other side of the ladder, and delivers a right to Denzel, who fights back! A slugest ensues, then Denzel comes up with a handful of powder, blinding Sandman! Denzel then climbs up a little farther, and hooks Sandman, taking him down with a CARRIBEAN COMPACTOR THROUGH THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE BOARD~!!!!!11111 COLE/COACH Crowd: HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! Denzel rolls over, and grabs the broken barbed-wire board, which had the flames go out on impact, and lays it over Sandman. He then climbs to the top rope, and executes a 450 SPLASH ONTO THE BOARD ONTO SANDMAN~!!!!!11111 Denzel hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE That's it! COACH I don't believe it. *************************************************************************** eliminated: Sandman9000 eliminated by: Denzel Spencer (pinfall) WINNER: Denzel Spencer *************************************************************************** BUFFERLadies and gentlemen...the winner of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion...DENNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! COLE For the first time in two years, we have a new OAOAST Heartland champion! Can you believe this night? COACH NO, I can't. Denzel slowly gets to his knees, and is presented the belt, which he raises in the air. COLE And a remarkable run by Sandman9000, the longest title reign in OAOAST history! And tonight, for the second year in a row, he lasted through this entire grueling match! But all good things must come to an end, and it has done just tonight! Denzel pulls himself out of the ring, where officials are waiting to escort him to the back. COLE A new era in the Heartland division has begun! Denzel Spencer, the NEW OAOAST Heartland champion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted March 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening... and it is a LUMBERJACK MATCH, scheduled for one fall, for the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" BUFFER Introducing at this time, the Lumberjacks! ...MISTER DICK! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BUFFER MALAYSIA NERDLY! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BUFFER ABDULLAH ABIR NERDLY and THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BUFFER RICO DE JANEIRO and LUCIUS SOUL, THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BUFFER VINNY VALENTINE! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BUFFER SHAYNE BRAVE and TYLER BRYANT, D*LUX!! "YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" BUFFER And, THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT, THE ENTERPRISE! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The lumberjacks assemble around the ring, smiles on the faces of Mister Dick, Abdullah, Moneymaker and Wright, all eager to oversee Krista's downfall. And a smile on Vinny Valentine's face. Because he's in a PPV main event. Something to cherish, while it lasts. The only two lumberjacks to get a positive reception, D*LUX, take up the aisle-side of the ring, very much seperate from the rest of the lumberjacks. COLE Twelve OAOAST superstars surrounding this ring, twelve who have been on the recieving end of Krista's wrath more than most. And twelve who have been hand-picked by Leon Rodez to help him regain the OAOAST World Championship here tonight. COACH And just think of the things Krista has done to these people. The suffering, the pain, the humiliation she's dished out. Just think of it all. And just think of the payback that can be dished out here tonight! I guess you could say it's an unlucky 13 for Krista! COLE Well, the wildcard here will be D*LUX, hand-picked by Leon despite their loyalties to the OAOAST World Champion. Somewhere deep down, Leon believes that his former friends will, as he puts it, open their eyes tonight. Will he be right?"Oh (hey!), I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh (hey!), I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone, dead and gone..." The opening to "Dead And Gone" by T.I. fades into "Numb" by Linkin Park and jeers fill the arena. None of the lumberjacks show any support to Leon Rodez either, as he stalks through the entrance way. Leon looks down at the human bear pit he's set up and wipes a hand across his mouth. BUFFER And now, introducing the participants. First, he is the challenger this evening. Hailing from Grand Rapids, Michigan... weighing in tonight at two hundred, eighteen and one quarter pounds. He is the former two-time OAOAST Heavyweight Champion of the world, surrounded by hand-picked mutual enemies, hoping to orchestrate their retribution on their tormentor... ladies and gentlemen, "THE FALLEN IDOL"... LLLEEEEEOOOOOONN... RRRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Slowly Leon walks down the aisle, deep in thought. He comes to a stop and looks out, as the song suddenly erupts and the lights flash back and forth from purple to white static."I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE BECOME SO TIRED SO MUCH MORE AWARE! I'M BECOMING THIS ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!" Leon walks to the end of the aisle and finds himself face to face with D*LUX. He walks between the middle of the two, but before entering the ring he turns back, looking at them both dead in the eyes. No words are exchanged, as Leon turns again and climbs inside. COLE The irony of this situation, is that in his career, Leon has had his own run-ins with all of these lumberjacks, apart from D*LUX, the two lumberjacks who don't share his motives. Leon has no friends around this ring. But he does have allies against Krista Isadora Duncan. COACH As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.Give me those bright lights, long nights High rise, over time "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"Give me them bright lights, long nights Party till the sun is rising High rise, over time Working till the moon is shining Hot guys, fly girls Never thought I'd say I feel on top of the world I feel on top of the world Hey BUFFER And introducing the opponent! Hailing from Los Angeles, California! She is a Hollywood Walk of Famer, the 2009 Wrestler of the year, best selling author, and star of the world famous FIT with KID line of exercise videos. Tonight, she steps into hostile territory and comes face to face with those she has overcome in the past, hoping to come out the other side victorious once more. She is the MASTER of the Kidology and a two-time, reigning and defending OAOAST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WWOOOORRRRRLLLLLDD... KKRRRRRIIIIIISSSTTTAAAAAA... ISADORA DDUUUUUUUUNNCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Showing no fear in the face of her enemies, Krista climbs to the apron and hangs upside down with an alluring look to the camera. Trying to win friends, she blows a kiss to Tyler and Shayne before levering herself into the ring. Leon's eyes narrow as he spies the grins on D*LUX's faces, while Krista plays to the crowd. COLE Nobody in OAOAST history has faced a situation quite like this. Krista is quite literally surrounded by people not only wanting her to lose tonight, but wanting to see her suffer. But like a Roman gladiator, sent out to face the mighty lion, she is steely nerved in the face of danger! Krista goes to hand over her World Title belt to Theodore Moneymaker, but remembers just in the nick of time that "oh, this isn't yours anymore, is it... my bad". Moneymaker just scowls. COACH That's all well and good. But I wouldn't tug on the tiger's tail if I were her. Especially when there's twelve of them... well, ten and her fanboys. As Krista gets the checking over from the referee, Leon stares across at her from the opposite corner. *DINGDINGDING!* Stepping forward, The Heavenly Rockers start to bang their fists on the ring apron. Pretty soon the rest of the lumberjacks, besides D*LUX, have joined in, trying to form a wall of noise to intimidate the World Champion. Leon watches on, satisfied. "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" D*LUX get the crowd chanting though, the Pittsburgh crowd doing their level best to drown out the vengeful lumberjacks. COLE Krista may be surrounded by her enemies, but those enemies are also surrounded by thousands of Krista supporters. They're outnumbered and they're out-voiced. COACH But the fans can't help Krista up when she gets thrown to the floor. That job's taken by the people who want to tear her limb from limb. In amongst all this noise, Krista and Leon square off. After an exchange of words, Krista lets him know what she thinks of his plan by aiming her middle fingers right around the ring at all the lumberjacks, right the way back into Leon's face! Leon angrily slaps the fingers away and swings with a big right hand, but Krista ducks and starts to unload with a flurry of her own! Shots back Leon up across the ring, up against the ropes. The moment Krista pauses to get a big wind-up though, Leon suddenly bails and leaves the ring, Krista' path to his blocked off by The Heavenly Rockers and Abdullah. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Leon takes a timeout, knowing Krista won't leave the ring and risk being attacked. Left to stew in the ring Krista berates the referee for letting Leon get away with this. COLE Don't tell me Leon is going to hide behind these hand-picked lumberjacks! As if they weren't an advantage enough to begin with! Making his way around the ring, Leon goes back over to D*LUX and gets in their face for some reason. As he lays the law down to his former friends Krista leans out of the ring behind Leon and slaps him in the back of the head. And as Leon turns around, Tyler and Shayne shrug AND THROW LEON BACK IN! Leon gets up fuming, but before he can go after D*LUX, Krista spins him around and picks up with some more right hands! Irish whip sends Leon to the ropes... but he grabs the top rope and brings himself to a stop, sliding back out of the ring on the safe side. Boos ring out again as an irritated Leon stalks around and the rest of the lumberjacks begin to have words with Tyler and Shayne. "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" COLE We've got some dissention in amongst the lumberjacks already. Leon, I thought, made an odd decision picking D*LUX to be lumberjacks in this match and he found it out there. COACH Leon's merely trying to show D*LUX the error of their ways. They're in the same boat as the rest of these lumberjacks, they took the same humiliation from Krista. And yet here they are, still lusting after that sweet ass. Don't get me wrong, it's a sweet ass. But it's got a sour aftertaste. COLE ...what!? COACH ...they should be helping Leon, is the point! Leon hangs out behind the protection of The Mardi Gras Hellfire Club and Vinny Valentine until he's ready to get back in. As he climbs to the apron Krista moves forward and catches Leon with a knee through the ropes. And a right hand. As Krista attempts to punch Leon off the apron however, Lucius Soul reaches in and grabs the foot, providing enough of a distraction for Leon to catch Krista with a cheapshot. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Now, these lumberjacks are only supposed to intervene when somebody is thrown to the floor. They're not allowed to reach in, grab and pull at people. Sneaking back in, Leon clatters through the back of Krista with a shot, then lays the boots in as she hits the mat. The lumberjacks bay for blood and that gets into Leon, dropping to his knees and choking at Krista. Referee puts a count on and Leon breaks at four, but the baying continues. Leon backs away, before moving the referee aside and aiming with a kick... but Krista gets her head out of harm's way! Leon ends up in the corner and Krista pops up, jumping at Rodez with a forearm smash. Krista whips Leon out, into the opposite corner, flying in with another forearm. Dazed, Leon tries to bail outside again. But this time Krista catches him by the seat of the pants, dragging Leon back inside and dishing out a backhand pimpslap! LUCIUS Yo! KRISTA Hey, a pimp's gotsta do what a pimp's gotsta do, you feel me? LUCIUS .....she got me there. A shaken up Rodez tries to exit the ring again, but Krista pulls him right back in and dishes out another slap! COLE Leon trying to get to the safety of the arena floor and his common allies, but Krista not letting it happen. Krista goes to whip Leon to the ropes, but is reversed off. Desperate, Leon ducks his head for a backdrop but Krista puts on the brakes and uses her BUNS OF STEEL, striking Rodez in the ear with a hip attack. And another. And, after a little grind action, a third! Ear ringing Leon tries again to get out of the ring, but is again dragged back inside and rolled up... 1... 2... No! Reaching out, either for the ropes or for Mister Dick to drag him out of the ring, Leon finds neither with his legs crossed over. Held in an Indian Deathlock, Leon has his arms wrenched up as Krista does a little 'body' surfing. Leon manages to wrestle his arms free and gets them onto the bottom rope, forcing a break. And the moment that break comes, Leon shimmies out of the ring. COLE I don't know if Leon is just trying to run, or trying to goad Krista out to fight on the floor... and if it's the latter, it looks like it's worked! Krista risks life and limb, going outside after Leon. Catching up to her challenger she throws him face-first into the guardrail! The lumberjacks stand guard and watch for now, as Krista CRACKS Leon across the face with another hard slap. Krista glances over her shoulder, checking the lumberjacks are keeping their distance, before beginning to kick at Leon. The threat still in the back of her mind, Krista glances around again, thinking Mister Dick is about to make a move. And that moment is all Leon needs to snatch out, grab Krista... *THUD!* "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" ...and throw her BACK FIRST against the steel ring steps!! COLE OH! Man, Krista back and possibly the back of her head struck those steps hard. And that was the opportunity Leon was looking for. Shaking out the cobwebs Leon rolls back inside and gives the signal, at which point Mister Dick, Moneymaker and Wright all jump into action and start to put the boots to Krista on the arena floor!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" COLE And now the lumberjacks go to work, this isn't supposed to be their job, they're supposed to just get the competitors back into the ring! But this is no ordinary lumberjack match! COACH No, it's payback! Leon keeps the referee tied up incase he frowns on the over-aggressive tactics of the lumberjacks. D*LUX try to move The Enterprise and Mister Dick off, doing little good as Krista is overwhelmed by the three on one attack. Eventually Moneymaker calls a halt and grabs Krista, throwing her roughly back into the ring and letting out a mighty laugh. Back inside, Leon drags Krista away from the ropes and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Leon mounts Krista and bounces the back of her head off the canvas, repeatedly, rattling Krista's brains. Jumping to his feet he dishes out some stomps, getting another warning from the referee. COACH We're really seeing it Michael. After all these years, it's actually happening. The comeuppance of Krista Isadora Duncan! Pulled back to her feet, Krista is forced against the ropes... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and hit with a knifedge chop across her ample assets. Leon backs her up again, realising that plan isn't his best and instead forearming her across the face. Krista falls down against the middle rope and as Leon is backed away, Mister Dick reaches up from the outside and chokes Krista on the rope!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE And again, these lumberjacks are SUPPOSED to do just one thing, throw anyone who comes outside back in. None of this is legal. COACH No, but it is deserved and should therefore be legal as far as I'm concerned. Leon drags Krista off the ropes, ignoring the makeout session Mister Dick and an aroused Malaysia get into. Slamming an elbow into the back of the head, Leon backs off the ropes and with Krista fallen on one knee, he rocks her with a running boot to the side of the head! Cover... 1... 2... No! Leon slaps on a chinlock, Krista forced to look out at the smiles on her enemies faces as she's punished. COACH Can you not see the beauty of this Michael? Imagine a bank manager getting thrown into a circle of bankrupt customers. Imagine a politician out amongst the public, with no security to protect them. This is what the world needs to see more of! COLE More angry mobs? COACH More comeuppance! Fighting back to her feet, an elbow from Krista sets up her escape. She lands two more, before surprising Leon with a hook spinning superkick as she frees herself! Leon wobbles, while Krista goes to hit the ropes... ...but has her ankle caught by Logan Mann! And she leans over to grab Logan, Krista is ambushed, clotheslined from behind by Leon and sent over the top, to the floor and more punishment! COLE And now look at this, like a pack of wolves, The Heavenly Rockers, Abdullah, Mister Dick, they're all in there, kicking away at Krista! Once the damage is done Krista is thrown back inside. Synth and Abdullah pray to the greater gods, as Krista is pinned down... 1... 2... No! COLE If Krista makes it out of here with her title, it may be the greatest achievement of her career. This is essentially eleven on one! A snap suplex sets Krista up, Rodez heading for the corner. Propping himself on the middle rope he waits for Krista to get back to her feet. Slowly she does, unaware of what's waiting as she's bent down, getting clubbed across the back of the head with a flying axehandle blow! Leon looks out at the booing crowd, the lumberjacks encouraging him to stay on Krista. Calm and methodical, he takes his time though. "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" Leon drags Krista up with two handfuls of hair. Rearing back, he dishes out a forearm shot. Krista falls back into the corner and is whipped across the ring. Leon gets a head of steam and charges in looking for a clotheslinez in the corner, but Krista gets her feet up! Kicking her feet up again, Krista goes over Leon's head this time, pushing her feet into his neck and forcing his face into the bottom turnbuckle pad!! COLE Oh, face first! What a move that was. Holding the back of her head, the World Champion waits for Rodez to stand, then hits the ropes. No-one grabs at her this time and Krista is able to knock Leon down with a flying crossbody... 1... 2... No! First to her feet, Krista aims with a high roundhouse, but it's ducked. Leon shoves Krista in the back, hard enough to run her chest first into the turnbuckles. As she staggers out Leon comes off the ropes, aiming at her with a clothesline. Krista manages to duck though, countering with a quick neckbreaker! Another cover... 1... 2... No! COLE Krista, not going down without a fight. And there's some worried looks on these lumberjacks now, they've been in this situation many times before against Krista! Krista now goes to the middle rope, keeping her eyes on the lumberjacks around her. Guarding against any outside attacks, she takes off, throwing her feet forward with a dropkick... but Leon manages to step back, causing the back of Krista's head to bounce off the mat! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" A hurting Krista sits back up, but is scythed right back down with a Sliding Lariat!! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Krista may just have been a half a second slower than usual coming off that top rope, distracted by these lumberjacks all around her. Even when they're not getting physically involved, they're a psychological factor working against the World Champ. D*LUX try their best to route Krista on, but she's turned over and forced into a camel clutch. Leon turns out and fixes his eyes on Tyler and Shayne as he wrenches back on Krista's head, almost warning them not to stay on Krista's side. But they ignore him and start to rally the crowd behind Miss California! And to Leon's dismay, Krista fights back up. Breaking the hold, Leon stomps Krista in the back of the head, then walks over and looks to go after D*LUX. COLE Uh-oh... well, now it's Leon who's being distracted by his lumberjacks. Spotting Krista getting back up out of the corner of his eye, Leon turns his attentions back to the match. He lays Krista out with a running back elbow, then covers her... 1... 2... No! Leon growls and drags Krista back up, before tossing her carelessly through the ropes to the feet of D*LUX. Tyler and Shayne look up at their former friend and he demands that they attack her, but Tyler and Shayne just fold their arms and shake their heads. COACH These morons. Shaking his head back, only in disbelief, Leon leaves the ring and gets in the faces of D*LUX. Krista picks herself up behind Leon, who's too busy with D*LUX to notice at first. And when he does finally notice, he makes a rash charge, which Krista avoids CAUSING LEON TO RUN HIMSELF INTO THE RINGPOST!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Krista quickly dives back into the ring before less friendly lumberjacks come her way. COLE A miscue from the challenger! Standing around, not looking sure of what to do, Tyler and Shayne look up at Krista who yells at them to "throw him back inside, dummies", asking them if they're waiting for a written invitation. Krista's sarcasm doesn't have the effect she was hoping for though. Instead, Tyler and Shayne stand back and refuse to get involved again. COACH Ah ha! That's right, that's what she's like! She doesn't care about you! Listen to Leon! COLE Would you pipe down? Krista gives Tyler and Shayne a funny look, before leaving the ring. She throws Leon back inside and goes to follow, hesitating for just a second as she climbs to the apron, glancing back at Tyler and Shayne. They stay out of it and Krista heads to the top rope, taking flight with a corkscrew moonsault press!!! 1... 2... NO! COLE Beautiful move by Krista, but an awkward moment there between her and what are the closest two to being 'her' lumberjacks. As Leon gets up, Krista goes Chun-Li, with some rapid fire kicks to the chest. Brushing past Leon, she then goes to hit the ropes... but again encounters problems with errant hands. This time it's Vinny Valentine grabbing her ankle and allowing Leon to attack from behind! COLE Way to go Vinny V! Rico and Lucius dish out high-fives to the Disco Duck and they celebrate just getting involved, as Leon clubs at the back of Krista. Sending her to the ropes with an irish whip, he swings out with a clothesline. But Krista ducks underneath and keeps on going, THROWING HERSELF OUTSIDE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO RICO, LUCIUS AND VINNY V!!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" COACH Wait a minute! COLE Krista has had enough! And she's going to start taking the fight to some of these lumberjacks!! Kicking at the three lumberjacks in irritation, Krista warns them "let that be a lesson to you" and goes to climb back into the ring. Leon keeps the referee's eye though, as Theodore Moneymaker runs around the ring and grabs onto Krista's leg, stopping her halfway into the ring! As Krista tries to kick Moneymaker away she's then caught from the inside, hooked into a front facelock! Dragging Krista over the middle rope, Leon dangles her so that just her feet hang on the middle, hovering her over the canvas for a second... before DRILLING her with a DDT!!!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE OH NO! DOWNFALL DDT! Krista is motionless and Moneymaker's eyes light up, as she's turned over onto her back. COACH New champion! 1... 2... KICKOUT!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Moneymaker holds his head in his hands, as does Leon. COLE Only two! And the amazing resiliance of the OAOAST World Champion rears it's head again! None of the lumberjacks can believe it and D*LUX start the crowd going again, as Leon stalks around the ring. Hands on his hips, he tries to get his head back in the game and suddenly sees an opening. He lines up, as Krista slowly climbs back to her feet. Waiting for her to get to one knee. And as she does, Leon takes aim with the rolling sobat... ...DUCKED!! Leon quickly snatches a front facelock trying to recover, but Krista flips him over into a northern lights... 1... 2... No! Pulling himself on the ropes Leon runs at Krista... and right into a SUPERKICK!! COLE BAM! The Enterprise, Heavenly Rockers and Mister Dick all throw their hands on their heads, as Krista rolls on top... 1... 2... KICKOUT! It's Krista's turn to be disappointed and she hangs her head, sure she had retained right there. COLE Boy, these lumberjacks are living and dying with every pin cover here. They desperately want to see Krista lose this World Title tonight, with the exception of D*LUX who I'm sure are desperate to see her come out on top. Holding her head in pain, Krista rolls over to the corner. There she finds a water bottle, giving her a chance to replenish her energy. Or, alternatively, spit water in the face of Logan Mann! LOGAN COACH Oh, now you gone and done it! The hotheaded MACHO Macho Mann flips out and scrambles to get into the ring, with Abdullah and Synth desperately trying to hold him back. As he thrashes around like a wildman, the referee becomes distracted. And Krista capitalises, with a LOW PUNT on Leon!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Krista going south! As Logan is dragged back outside by the rest of the lumberjacks, Krista smirks to herself. The crafty World Champion then hooks up Leon and delivers the Life In The Fab Lane (Twist Of Fate)!! COACH NO! That manipulative bitch!! Krista hooks the leg and blows a kiss at the restrained Logan... 1... 2... CROWD 3!!! ...no! The referee stops counting, to the confusion of everybody, not noticing that Malaysia had placed Leon's foot on the bottom rope!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" COLE Oh come on! Krista seethes and turns her attention to Malaysia, who unchallenged, climbs onto the apron. COLE This is getting way, way out of control! COACH Well what do you expect, Krista's antagonising all these lumberjacks! It's her fault she's her and it's her fault they all want to rip her head off! As Krista and Malaysia go eye to eye, Leon manages to reach up and pull Krista down with a schoolboy... 1... 2... NO!! Krista runs at Leon, who sidesteps, causing Krista and Malaysia to collide!! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH..." Which goes down well, until Krista staggers backwards into a Blue Thunder Bomb!! 1... 2... NO!! Leon stares down the referee, moving towards him but wisely stopping short of attacking. Instead he takes the frustrations out on himself, pulling at his own hair. "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" Slowly getting back to her feet it's clear that Krista is rattled and unsure of where she is, she gets to one knee. Leon quickly shuffles into position and aims with the rolling sobat again... but again Krista ducks... AND APPLIES THE BLUEBALL SPECIAL!! Leon's eyes bulge as other areas of his body are forced to bulging point. But before much damage can be done, he manages to swat Krista's hands away and BLAST her in the face with a knee strike!! COLE Oh, what a vicious shot to the jaw! He may have knocked Krista out! Krista collapses backwards, her legs folded underneath her and Leon falls on top sensing victory... 1... 2... KRISTA PUSHES UP AND KICKS OUT!!! COLE No, a miraculous kickout! COACH This is the time Leon's gotta be thinking "what do I do?" COLE And there's no point asking for advice from his lumberjacks, because they wouldn't know either! Dragged back up, Krista is thrown into the corner and overwhelmed with right hands, frustration beginning to get the better of Leon. The referee drags Leon away as Krista is beaten down into a defensive position against the bottom turnbuckle, covering up to protect herself. Leon backs away into the opposite corner, ready to strike. His attention is taken by an arguement on the outside though, as JADE and MAYA have come to the ring to route on their mother. Leon's eyes widen and he immediately protests to the referee that they're not lumberjacks and should be sent to the back. But he's beaten to it by an angry Abdullah Abir. Which leads to D*LUX getting in his face and a brawl breaking out between the boybanders and The Heavenly Rockers!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE It's breaking down between the lumberjacks! And you had to expect this, the hostilities between The Heavenly Rockers and D*LUX! Rico, Lucius and Vinny all pick themselves up and try to seperate the warring tag teams, Mister Dick and Malaysia eventually wading in as well. Watching all this in despair, Leon finally notices Krista is up and charges into the corner, taking off with the Superman Spear... ...but Krista moves out of the way!! And Leon dives headfirst into the middle turnbuckle!! COLE Nobody home! COACH These stupid lumberjacks... come on guys, get it together! Focus! Pulling himself up in the corner, Leon slowly turns around, right into KIDOLO... ...NO!! Leon trips Krista up and looks for the LIONTAMER... ...but Krista counters, pushing her feet against Leon's chest and pushing him back into the turnbuckles! As Leon staggers out, she then sits up and rolls Leon up with an inside cradle... 1... 2... NO!! COLE Not often you see Krista use a move so elementary as an inside cradle, but it almost worked! The in-fighting between the lumberjacks continues up the aisle, D*LUX and The Heavenly Rockers still refusing to be pulled apart. The Enterprise remain at ringside, the only two lumberjacks who haven't lost sight of their job. COLE Leon's plan is falling apart before his eyes here! Krista attacks Leon with a series of open handed shots, then leaps up and cracks him with an enziguri! A full frontflip leaves Rodez prone on the mat and Krista gets a smile on her face. Blowing a kiss to the crowd, she bends over and prepares to shake what God gave her. Before, suddenly, Abdullah returns and climbs to the apron. COLE And now, another distraction! COACH He's just trying to get the referee to restore order, that's all! COLE Well this is a funny way of doing it, look at Wright! Sliding into the ring with the briefcase, CW sneaks up behind Krista as she cusses out The Speaker Of The Prophets and prepares to strike. The Pittsburgh crowd scream out, trying to warn Krista of the dangers waiting as she slowly turns around... ...and DUCKS the briefcase shot! Wright just about stops short of running into the referee and quickly turns around, looking to try again. But Krista pops up and hits A BRIEFCASE ASSISTED KIDOLOGY!!!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The briefcase going flying, as does Christian. But before Krista can retrieve either, Theodore Moneymaker appears and traps her in the BANK VAULT!!! MONEYMAKER HIT HER! HIT HER! Holding Krista in the cobra clutch, Moneymaker motions to the briefcase as Leon hauls himself back up. Seeing the referee is out of position Leon quickly snatches up the briefcase and glares at Krista. A cold, satisfied glare, as he takes a running swing... ...and NAILS MONEYMAKER ACROSS THE HEAD!!!!! COLE OOHH! Right to the SKULL! And not the intended one! Leon sheds no tears for Moneymaker, but soon sheds them as a result of KIDOLOGY FROM KRISTA!!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COACH GAAAAH!! Krista makes the cover and the referee is drawn away from Abdullah, as Jade and Maya tear him from the apron and hold him down... 1... 2... 3!!!!! COLE Incredible! Krista, the defier of the odds for so long, has survived the greatest of great odds! *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match... and STILL OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... KRISTA ISADORA DDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNCCCAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Rico, Lucius, Vinny and Mister Dick all look up from the brawl they'd been drawn into and their faces drop as Krista's arms are raised in victory. Just as dejected is Abdullah, overpowered by two teenage girls, who roll into the ring to congratulate their Mom. COLE The deck was stacked against Queen Krista tonight, Leon with plenty of Aces up his sleeve. But in the end, maybe it was too many. Because for all the common enemies surrounding her, Krista still managed to come out the other side with another soul crushing victory! Looking down at the three bodies around her, Krista is handed the World Title and shrugs, ice-cool as always, as if humbling all her humbled adversaries one more time was no trouble at all. She raises the title over her hand with an alluring smile to the cameras, taking great joy in celebrating over Christian Wright's body. Giving him a great view upwards. If only he were conscious. COLE And in the end, the decision to add D*LUX as lumberjacks came back to bite Leon. The decision to have lumberjacks in the first place came back to bite Leon. I guess karma really is a bitch, huh? COACH Oh very funny. Don't you realise how horrible a scene we've just witnessed? All of Krista's enemies lined-up to knock her down and together, TOGETHER, they couldn't stop her. The woman already thinks she's invincible, just imagine how she's going to feel after this! We're fucking screwed! COLE And on that cheery note we bid you farewell from Pittsburgh, thank you for joining us at Zero Hour! Krista continues to celebrate with the Duncan clan, kneeling down to pose next to a KOed Theodore Moneymaker as weFADE OUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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