OAOAST Syndicated 8/22/09

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Taped: 8/21
First air date: 8/22
Announce team: Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Lead corespondent: Tony Brannigan
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***Christian Wright Vs Eskimo Kid***

Match got off to quicker pace than normal as Wright wasted no time in pandering to his opponent’s skill set. The Natural brought all his high impact holds to the table, decimating EK. But the young Inuit held strong and fought back with quick strike based offense. However, Wright was able to adapt to this offense, and pummeled EK with more vicious attacks. The Kid tried to fight back but failed and was leveled by the Wright Off. That should’ve earned an easy three count but SIMON SINGLETON was standing on the ring apron, distracting the referee. This gave NED BLANCHARD the opening he needed to wack CW with a steel chair. He then planted EK onto Wright and when the referee turned around he counted a 3 count. The fans went wild for the shocking win.

Winner: Eskimo Kid, via pinfall.

Backstage ThunderKid was watching a replay of Mister Dick Vs Biff Atlas. The match in which a TK screw up led to Biff’s stunning upset. MD was lingering around, and became incensed that TK was watching the match, and not offering an apology. TK said he doesn’t apologize for incompetence and that MD should’ve kicked out. Mister Dick nearly attacked TK, but was settled down by Malaysia. She recommended that MD inflict physical and emotional pain on Biff in revenge. Her suggested method was an arm wrestling contest at Angleslam that could injure Biff and turn her on, as well as prove MD’s the better man and stronger grappler. Both TK and MD liked that idea, and a challenge was set to be issued.

***Mister Dick W/Malaysia Nerdly Vs Vinny Valentine W/Biff Atlas and Tony Tourettes***

Mister Dick brought fireworks to the match before the bell even rang, taking out Tony with a murderous stiff kick. Vinny tried to come to his cousin’s rescue, but MD would have none of it and began pounding on V-Squared. Inside the ring, Mister Dick nearly got a submission from a simple body lock. Vinny Valentine came back though with his boggie shoes and an assortment of chops. A top rope body splash, missed horribly and almost cost V-Squared the match. The two brawlers  exchange punches for several minutes, but MD was able to secure victory with Pure Penetration (full nelson slam). After the match he and Malaysia attacked Biff Atlas, but were beaten away by pocket powerhouse, lending further credence to Biff’s claim of super strength.

Winner: Mister Dick, via pinfall.
 
~MAGGIE NERDLY MELISSA NERDLY CHALLENGE SERIES~

Today’s challenge as officiated by Megan Skye was jump rope.  Melissa nailed down a strong 109 jumps. Maggie was unimpressed, and quickly closed in on Melissa’s record. Rather annoyed by this, Melissa started to taunt Maggie, but this only motivated the girl to go faster. When Maggie crossed 100, Melissa’s face reddened with anger and panic. Unwilling to suffer another defeat, Melissa shoved her sister to the ground at 108 jumps. A full on cat fight broke out to please the crowd. But the happiest person in the arena was Melissa who won her first challenge.

NERDLY CHALLENGE SCORE
MAGGIE-2

MELISSA-1


ANGLESLAM 2009!


ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS VS THE ENTERPRISE


OAOAST TAG TITLES, LDC MONEYGANG VS TEAM HEYROSS


OAOAST WOMEN’S TITLE, SOPHIE GREY VS MORGAN NERDLY


OAOAST WORLD TITLE, KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN VS LEON RODEZ

***RECENTLY ADDED***



ARM WRESTLING: MISTER DICK VS BIFF ATLAS


REJECT VS PRL


HEARTLAND TITLE, SANDMAN VS DENZEL SPENCER

San Juan, August 31st


I ruined my poster by changing Mister Dick's pic base. Foolish Patty.



***United States Title: ThunderKid Vs Jumbo***

Due to his massive girth, Jumo was able to own the early parts of the contest. He battered TK with powerful strikes, making the match look like it was headed for a squash. But TK managed to dropkick his large foe out the ring. Outside the brawl was more even as TK was able to use the environment to his considerable advantage.  Eventually TK was forced to bring the match back inside. There he worked over Jumbo’s leg for several minutes. This kept the big man grounded for a short period. But Jumbo regained his strength and power and fought back against TK. The two went back forth, trading hands and kicks. Jumbo tried a push kick, but his boot was caught by TK. The United States champion dragged him downwards with an anklelock. Jumbo tried to fight out the hold, but had no other choice to tap out

Winner: ThunderKid, via submission