OAOAST HeldDOWN~! 8/13/09

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLTCXZbCNFU




COLE
Welcome folks to Memphis for OAOAST HeldDOWN~! The show so hot it doesn't even have a set time slot! I am Michael Cole joined as always by Johnathan Coachman.

COACH
Big night, Mikey.

COLE
Indeed and explosive mainevent signed with Krista Isadora Duncan our world champion set to face off against her daughters' twm D*LUX with number one contender Leon Rodez out as special guest enforcer. I can not wait for that one. Right now lets send things over to Michael Buffer.

BUFFER
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring, the team of RAY ANTHONY and STEVIE KEITH!

Your typical jobbers, Anthony and Keith play heel.

COLE
Wait until you hear this ovation.

“Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the crowd ERUPTS.

BUFFER
And their opponents, accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY… from Orange County, California, total combine weight 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!!

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

Once inside the vests come off and the bell sounds.

* DINGDINGDING *

Ray grabs a side headlock on Simon and is quickly shoved off into the ropes. Simon hip tosses Ray on the rebound, then delivers a standing dropkick. The O.C. Cobras tag and Simon executes a drop toehold as Ned drives the ELBOW into the back of the head!

COLE
Beautiful double-team work right there.

COACH
I want to see them do that against V.I.C.E.

COLE
You’ll get your chance to see that Monday night, August 31 at Angleslam.

Ned rams Joe into the top buckle, then STOMPS A MUDHOLE AND WALKS IT DRY!

Back elbow levels Ray and he tags out. His partner Stevie Keith isn’t anymore successful. Ned makes short work of him and tags Simon. DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK is the prelude to THE ATOMIC BLOND (Rocket Launcher)!!!

The cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

* DINGDINGDING *

BUFFER
Here are your winners… THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!!

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

Before their hands can be raised in victory the O.C. Cobras are suddenly attacked by THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!

COLE
What is this?

Scottish Scott dumps Simon outside and POSTS him! He rejoins Danny inside and the Last Kings plant Ned mid-ring with a FLAPJACK, then perform the HIGHLAND FAREWELL not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES!!!

MOLLY


COLE
Somebody stop this, damn it!

THEODORE MONEYMAKER appears onstage with QUEEN ESTHER.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COLE
Oh, now I get it. Theodore Moneymaker put a hit on Ned Blanchard! It was one week ago he vowed to make those he believes cost him the World title pay. Everybody but himself.  

COACH
Well, Ned did interfere in the World title match at the Chi-Town Spectacular. Teddy was on the verge of victory when he got involved.

COLE
Get yourself a towel. You got brown stuff on your nose.

Moneymaker hands Esther an ENVELOP and then heads for the ring. Once there he removes his coat, rolls up his sleeves and PAINTBRUSHES NED!

MONEYMAKER


His mission accomplished, Moneymaker rolls the sleeves down, puts the coat back on and casually returns backstage like nothing happened.

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COLE
Folks, we could go all day talking about Moneymaker's horrible personality and terrible behavoir but lets get positive because we've got Maggie Nerdly standing by. Maggie?

Backstage we find


MAGGIE NERDLY


With


SOPHIE GREY

MAGGIE
What’s up ya’ll? Maggie Nerdly, It Girl on the scene standing besides women’s champ, Sophie Grey. Soph, you got a big match at Angleslam against my sis Morgan. A lot of peeps are afraid of her, but what’s your head space right now?

SOPHIE
I am looking forward to the challenge. I have never beaten Morgan one on one, and I am excited to test my skills against her.

MAGGIE
Yeah, but, my sister is crazy dangerous. You up for that?

SOPHIE
I’m up for anything. I want to fight the best and defend my title against the best. That’s my goal.

MAGGIE
If that were true, you’d be fighting me! Heheheh, just kidding around.  You aren’t scared of Morgan in any way shape or form?

SOPHIE
I face my fears head on, and I will brave anything  to defend this women’s title. No, I am not afraid of Morgan.

LORELEI (OS)
Well you should be.

Lorelei DeCenzo walks on screen with a callous smirk drawn across her face.

MAGGIE
Lorelei?

LORELEI
Step aside Nerdly girl number 10, I have important business to discuss with Mademoiselle Grey.

SOPHIE
Anything you say to me can be said in front of Maggie.

LORELEI
Fine, you’re a fool not to be afraid of Morgan. Its as if you haven’t been paying attention to what she’s done since she came here to the OAOAST. Men are still lying in the hospital because of her. Grown men, that weigh a hundred pounds more than her. Morgan is no respecter of size, or skill, or strength. She destroys whatever falls in the way of her aimless pass.

SOPHIE
Quel est votre point?
    
LORELEI
The point I’ve made here is that you haven’t a hope in the world of beating Morgan. She’s far too dangerous for the likes of you.

SOPH IE
Je ferai mon meilleur!

LORELEI
Your best isn’t good enough. You need me.

MAGGIE
Why the heck does she need you, she punked you and took your title.

LORELEI
Quiet, Nerdly number 10! Sophie without my knowledge of Morgan and her various weakness you fail, and you will be brutalized.  I’m your only hope for victory.

SOPHIE
I do not believe you truly care what happens to me.

LORELEI
I have to admit I do have some selfish intentions. I need to teach Morgan that she is nothing without me. If she doesn’t have someone to guide her around, she will crumble. She thinks Leon Rodez loves her? What a joke, he cares about no one. I must make her regret leaving my care. That means one way or another I will be involved in your women’s title match.

Lorelei walks away in a huff, with Maggie and Sophie watching her and shaking their heads.


TONIGHT'S MAINEVENT
DUNCAN FAMILY BREAKDOWN
KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN VS D*LUX
TONIGHT!

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Worried looks backstage, as we find Jade and Maya, the Duncan girls, in a communal area of the arena with D*LUX. The boybanders stand around as if they're waiting for bad news. Except they've already had the bad news and it's only just sinking in. It's sunk in for Jade and Maya though, sat on a production case with glum looks. Until suddenly, Tyler claps his hands and gets everybody's attention.

TYLER
Come on guys.

SHAYNE
Huh?

TYLER
Look, I don't want to do this. But we've got no choice. And if we're gonna have to do this, let's do it right. It's two on one this time. We can win!

A cold, awkward silence fills the air.

JADE
No. There's got to be some way out of it.

Suddenly, Maya springs to her feet and sides with D*LUX. Literally.

MAYA
Maybe Tyler's right. Sooner or later, they had to do something like this. You fall off a horse, you get back on it. Granted, this is a little soon and it's going to be more like remounting a moving horse that's still pissed you were riding it in the first place. But damnit we're humans and we are above horses in the food chain!

JADE
Or... maybe we could... just ask Mom to take it easy on them or something?

MAYA
Oh, okay, great idea sis! You want to ask her to take pity on someone in competition for the first time in her life or should I?

JADE
Well there's no need to be sarcastic.

Standing up, Jade gets an idea.

JADE
You know what, maybe there is something we can do.

Jade marches off and unsure of what she meant, D*LUX and Maya follow after her, trying to keep up. Off in the distance, Jade has spotted the bad of her uncle's head. And stomping up behind Leon, she folds her arms as Leon turns around.

JADE
What the hell is your problem? Getting Josie to make a match between Krista and Tyler and Shayne and you're the 'special enforcer', is this some kind of plan, setting Mom up, setting us all up? Huh? Haven't you done enough lately?

Leon takes a step past Jade, revealing that he had been in mid-conversation with Morgan Nerdly. Once Jade spots her glaring eyes, she doesn't seem quite so confrontational. Leon stands in front of Shayne and Tyler, looking at them with contempt.

LEON
I'd have thought you'd be happy. Look at you two. You used to be someone. You're naive and you're soft, living off of fickle people who don't give a damn whether you live or die so long as they get what they want out of you. But even, then you used to mean something. And now what? You've got two teenage girls fighting your battles for you. And Krista's got whatever balls you had on her trophy case. And I get you a shot... a shot at the person who humiliated you in front of the world and ripped away any shred of dignity you had, two on one, to save a little bit of face and what? You're scared? Scared of what she might do to you? Scared you might upset people!?

MAYA
What do you care anyway?

LEON
Pipe down.

SHAYNE
Hey man, listen...

LEON
No, YOU listen! She did the same thing to you two that she did to me. And the fact that you can just move on with your lives and not give it a second thought, pretending everything's right in the world makes me SICK to have ever been associated with you two.

Leon motions to Morgan goes to walk away, but Tyler blocks his path, with similar disgust on his face looking at his former friend.

TYLER
What the hell happened to you man?

LEON
Shit happened. I figured you'd understand. But I guess not. Maybe after tonight, you'll stop listening to these kids, open your eyes and grow up. When you do, let me know. Until then, get the hell out of my sight.

Grabbing Morgan's wrist, Leon brushes past Tyler and walks off, D*LUX and their manageresses no better off for their confrontation.

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We return from break as Deadbeat Dave pedals down the aisle on his bike.

COLE
And here's Deadbeat Dave ready for action here on HeldDOWN~!

BUFFER
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!  Introducing first, weighing in at 230 pounds...DEADBEAT DAVE!

Dave climbs into the ring, snacking on a baggie of Combos.

BUFFER
His opponent, weighing in at 237 pounds...THE TEAL TIGER!

COLE
A masked newcomer, the Teal Tiger, the opposition for Dave tonight!

Dave and Tiger tie up, and Dave goes to the eyes.  He whips the Tiger into the ropes, and floors him with a back elbow, then covers...

1...



2...



Kickout!

Dave picks up Tiger, and executes a scoop slam.  He then backs into the ropes, and looks to drop a knee, but Tiger rolls out of the way!

COLE
And the Tiger avoiding that kneedrop, let's see if he can follow up!

Tiger catches Dave with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~!

COACH
Wow!

COLE
Nice suplex by the Tiger!

Tiger follows up with a vertical suplex, snapping Dave down hard on his back!  Cover...

1...



2...



Kickout!

COLE
I'll tell you, this Teal Tiger's got some impressive looking offense!

Tiger picks up Dave and backs him into a corner, then delivers a CHOP~!

Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

And another!

Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

COACH
Wait a minute, something's not right here.

Tiger brings Dave out of the corner, then backs up a couple steps, and floors him with a superkick!  Tiger then heads to the top rope...and delivers a FROG SPLASH~!

COLE
Beautiful splash!

1...





2...





3!!!

*DING DING DING*

COLE
And the Teal Tiger gets the win!

BUFFER
The winner of the match...THE TEAL TIGER!!!

COACH
Something's definitely not right here.

COLE
All I know was that it was an impressive debut for the Teal Tiger!

COACH
"Debut" my ass, Cole!  Anyone with half a brain can recognize that style!  That's gotta be...

COLE
Folks, we'll be back!

[Tony149]

Backstage we go, finding ourselves in the presence of a real odd couple in the cafeteria. Landon Maddix, wearing his SWF belt masquarading as an OAOAST 8-Man Tag Team Title belt, is eating some chocolate pudding. Why? Well, he's in the cafeteria and pudding is good. He's also listening intently, to Queen Esther, looking completely out of place in her flowing regal dress.

LANDON
You know, I can't say as I ever have seen a pixie before. But you make a compelling arguement.

ESTHER
Oh, you do see the most wonderful things whilst laying amongst the tall meadow grass on a starlit night.

LANDON
(finishing up his pudding)
I'll bet.

ESTHER
I just love the tranquility. Being amongst all of this hustle and bustle of arenas and public places can get me all of a fluster sometimes, it really can. There are bad people here, too. There's so much good in the untouched world. But here... oh my. Sometimes I weep at what crude sights befall me here.

LANDON
Well... try to hold it together for now, huh?

Landon casually flicks the pudding pot away in the direction of the trash can. It bounces short, which attracts the attention of Jumbo as he passes by the in the background. But after sniffing at the empty pot, he grunts and chucks it away.

LANDON
Anyway, I've got to get going. Tell Peter Pan I said hi when you see him.

ESTHER
Oh, I shall! And our arrangement?

LANDON
Not a problem. Your guys...

Esther's brow furrows.

LANDON
...sorry, your "gentlemen" win tonight and we'll give you a shot at the titles.

ESTHER
Oh, great joy! You really are a true prince! Your kindness will not go unrewarded!

Leaning forward, Esther plants an air kiss on either of Landon's cheeks before scuttling off gleefully. The camera pans away from Landon, to Megan Skye and Nathaniel Black, who had been watching this a few feet away.

BLACK
Wonder wot it's like livin' in Dreamland yer'ole life...

MEGAN
I wouldn't know, he's never told me.

COMING UP NEXT
FOUR MAN ACTION
CHRIST AIR EXPRESS, CITIZEN SOLDIERS VS ALL THE QUEEN'S MEN
NEXT!

COMMERCIAL

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OAOAST HeldDOWN~! is brought to you by
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gam3WJIKDoU

Returning from the break, the ring is filled with men. The Queen's Men, busy psyching themselves up, while their Queen sits relaxed on the arena floor, occassionally waving to her subjects in the crowd.

BUFFER
The following eight man tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER! Total combined weight, eight hundred and fourty six pounds... DANNY BOY and SCOTTISH SCOTT, THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND... "SWEET" LUCIUS SOUL and RICO DE JANIERO, THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB... they are ALL THE QUUUUEEEEEEEEEEENN'SSSS MMMEEEEEEENN!!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Queen Esther covers her ears at the sudden crudeness of the fans.

COLE
Eight man tag team action here on HeldDOWN and I'm being joined, co-incidentally enough, by one fourth of the OAOAST 8-Man Tag Team Champions Landon Maddix.

MADDIX
I prefer 'leader', but thank you.

COLE
And I guess you're out here, scouting for future challengers.

MADDIX
Absolutely. These belts are prestigious belts and they deserve the best challengers possible, not least because as prestigious champions we really need some better competition.

Perhaps on cue, "Thriller" by Fallout Boy hits. Red and blue lights splash across the stage as Baron Windels heads out with the hook 'em horns held high! Either side of him rush MARV and MEL, The Christ Air Express, hitting their leaping double high-five and jogging to the ring. And after gentlemanly allowing Melody Nerdly to enter ahead of him, Tim Cash excitedly fist pumps his approval to the crowd.

BUFFER
And their opponents! At a total combined weight of eight hundred and fifty five pounds. They are accompanied to the ring by MELODY NERDLY. First, the team of TIM CASH and BARON WINDELS, they are CITIZEN SOLDIERS... and their partners, MARV and MEL, THE CHRIST AAAIIIIIIRRR... EEEXXXPPRRREEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

MARV and MEL stand on opposite turnbuckles and fire up the crowd as they toss their jackets to the outside. Moments later Baron and Cash slide in and things threaten to break down between them and The Last Kings Of Scotland, the Scots still bitter after what happened last week.

COLE
MARV and MEL of course won those titles from Cucaracha Internacional, back when they were still the 6-Man Titles they started out as.

MADDIX
Yeah but that hardly counts.

COLE
So now the lineage is worthless, as well as the giant 6s on the belts?

MADDIX
Do you see a six on this belt?

COLE
No, but that's because your's is the belt with SWF etched on it...

MADDIX
Let's not get caught up in these semantics.

Melody gets her troops together and goes over the strategy. The cameras are more focused on Queen Esther, who once she realises she's on camera says hello to the, quote, "people of television land".


*DINGDINGDING*

Tim Cash starts things off with Lucius Soul. Unsurprisingly, Wrestling's Last Real Good Guy tries to get things off on the right foot with a handshake. And just as unsurprisingly, Soul rejects it. Slapping Cash's hand away, he asks if Cash is "buggin'", before dishing out a PIMPSLAP!!

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
That's no way to treat a lady and it's no way to treat a gentleman either.

Getting fired up, Cash surprises Soul with a fireman's carry takeover. Soul gets back up and is caught with a second fireman's carry. Cash then goes for a third, but instead of flipping Soul over he lifts him up and does three AIRPLANE SPIN revolutions before dumping him down! Lucius quickly rolls to his corner and tags out, while the Queen comes over all dizzy on the outside. In steps Scottish Scott, who fares no better, running right into a fireman's carry of his own.

COLE
The history between Citizen Soldiers and The Last Kings Of Scotland well documented, Baron and Cash getting what seemed to be the last word in that war last week.

Cash controls Scott with a wristlock and tags in MEL. Coming off the top with an axehandle, MEL takes over on the arm. MEL then whips Scott off and connects with a standing dropkick. Cover...


1...


2...


No!

Another quick tag is made, this time to MARV. The twin brothers wait for Scottish Scott to get back up and catch him with a double inverted atomic drop. MARV hits the ropes and is launched into the air by MEL, coming down with a dropkick onto the Scotsman! Cover again...


1...


2...


Kickout by Scott, who quickly gets out by tagging Rico. Rico slows things down, thoughtfully stroking his porn 'stache.

COLE
The Christ Air Express and Citizen Soldiers looking good in the early going, are you open to giving them a shot at your 8-man titles?

MADDIX
We're open to any challenge and we have been all along. I've said it a dozen times, Cucaracha Internacional, the strongest unit in the OAOAST, there's no four man team, four person team, whatever, that has the combined skills we have.

Rico swaggers in and squares up to MARV. A lock-up is easily won by Rico, shoving MARV down to the mat, to applause from his team-mates. MARV tries again, but is again thrown down with ease. Rico smirks a sleazy smirk and flexes his bicep to add insult to injury. The smirk is wiped from the Brazilian's face though the moment MARV tags in Baron Windels.

COLE
Rico might not have such an easy time throwing around this big Texan steed.

Not so confident about his biceps now, Rico is psyched up by Lucius who convinces him he's got what it takes. Baron and a hesitant Rico lock up and Rico tries to shove Baron off, but he doesn't budge. Rico tries again, same result. And tired of playing around, Baron throws Rico down on his Brazilian flag emblazoned ass!

"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
And Baron Windels wins the battle of the bulls!

MADDIX
He wouldn't be doing that to Faqu, that's for damn sure.

Rico jumps back to his feet, embarrassed and runs at Baron, who scoops him up with a body slam! Lucius runs in and gets a body slam as well! Body slam on Danny Boy! And a body slam on Scottish Scott! Coming in to even the odds a little, MARV and MEL clothesline The Last Kings Of Scotland outside, while Baron throws Lucius up and over the top. Turning his attentions back to Rico, Baron hooks him down with a flying lariat and goes for the pin...


1...


2...


Kickout!

Climbing to the top, Baron looks for the trademark Clobberin' lariat. But Lucius suddenly springs onto the apron and pulls Baron's leg, crotching him on the top rope!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

MADDIX
That's what a good team needs, awareness. You've got to look out for each other.

COLE
Well Lucius was certainly looking out for his Mardi Gras party partner there.

With Cash trying to point the rulebreaking out to the referee, Baron is pulled off of the turnbuckles and thrown into the Queen's corner. And she claps away as her men put the boots to Baron, four on one in the corner.

COLE
Apparantly seeing a man being quadruple teamed with kicks doesn't go against Queen Esther's idillic view of the world.

MADDIX
Well, that's because her team are winning.

COLE
...can't argue with that logic.

Once the referee turns around, Scottish Scott is back in legally and uses a four count to choke Baron with his boot before pulling him back up. Sent to the ropes, Baron is felled with a clothesline and covered...


1...


2...


No!

Scott traps Baron in a chinlock to prevent the tag, his partners and Melody trying to rally the crowd.

COLE
What do you make of the Queen and her Men, Landon?

MADDIX
They're looking good right now. I like the dynamic they've got going. Four guys, all pulling in the same direction to please their leader.

COLE
And you think you can relate to that?

MADDIX
Well, I wouldn't like to compare myself to the lovely Queen... for many reasons... but you get the point.

As Baron fights to his feet, Scott adjusts into a front facelock and moves to his corner. Tagging himself in Lucius quickly scales to the top and drops an axehandle to Baron's exposed back. Lucius then tags Baron with a couple of right hands before attempting an irish whip. Baron reverses on the stone cold pimp and tries to lay him stone cold out with a Big Boot, but Soul ducks and catches Baron with a spinning heel kick as he turns around!


1...


2...


Kickout!

Finding himself in the wrong corner, Baron makes a move to get the tag... and Lucius dives at the leg, holding on long enough for Rico to lay him out from behind!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

As MARV and MEL come in to complain, The Hellfire Club drag Baron away and Lucius is able to take over with a chinlock.

MADDIX
There you go again, looking out for your partners.

COLE
You sound impressed by All The Queen's Men.

MADDIX
I am. They're no Cucaracha Internacional, don't get me wrong, but they've got a certain j'ne pas.

COLE
J'ne sais quoi?

MADDIX
Bless you.

Melody urges the crowd to make some noise and Baron's partners slap the turnbuckles, trying to get Baron back in the game. The Lone Star Gunslinger fights back up again and starts firing shots to the midsection of Lucius. The Black Knight shrugs them off, kneeing Baron in the gut. He turns and hits the ropes, but gets caught going for a crossbody and is thrown with the Devil's Addiction fallaway slam!!

COLE
Power from Baron!

Landing near his corner, Lucius is able to reach up and tag in Danny Boy. Looking to cut off the tag he closes the distance and gets between Baron and his corner, before throwing a clothesline. But Baron ducks and MAKES THE TAG!!

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
Tag made, in comes Tim Cash!

Climbing to the top, Cash waits as Baron boots Danny Boy in the gut, before THROWING Cash off the top onto Danny Boy with a crossbody!

COLE
And what a way to come in!


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Kickout.

Scottish Scott runs in late to make the save, making up for it by grabbing Cash and holding him for Danny Boy.

COLE
Uh-oh.

Playing some pre-emptive air bagpipes, Danny Boy charges, but Cash gets his foot up to the chest and blocks. Cash breaks free of Scott's grip, reaching back and flipping him with a judo throw. Before giving the Scots the DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER~! Scott and Danny Boy stagger around, to find MARV and MEL up top, waiting, nailing them with STEREO MISSILE DROPKICKS FROM THE SAME TURNBUCKLE!!

COLE
MARV and MEL, together as one!

In comes Rico, looking for a double clothesline on the CAE. They duck under and Rico runs into a dropkick from Tim.

COLE
The pace starting to quicken and The Queen's Men are struggling to keep up.

Rico rolls to the outside and right where The Christ Air Express want him. Getting the crowd a-clapping, MARV and MEL come off the ropes... AND MARV HITS A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA...



...WHILE MEL RUNS BACK AND CATCHES LUCIUS WITH A SURPRISE SUICIDE DIVE!!!!!

COLE
Bodies flying at all angles!

MADDIX
This is great action but it's not pinning anyone or making them submit.

Looking to change that, Cash trips up Danny Boy and slaps on the Texas Cloverleaf!

COLE
This might though, Midwest Sling!

Cash nods his head, but suddenly gets hooked and DDTed by Scottish Scott! Dragging his partner over, Scott dumps him on top and gets out of the way of the pinfall, clubbing his chest proudly...

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"


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2...



KICKOUT!

"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

Stomping back over, Scott pulls Cash back up. He clubs him in the back frustratedly, before setting him in a standing headscissors.

COLE
Looking for a piledriver here, one of Scottish Scott's pet moves.

MADDIX
Pet move? Has he not been around long enough yet for it to be vintage?

Scott struggles to get Cash up, kicking his legs to fight up. The Scot then looks up in horror, as Baron Windels flies off the top with the Flying Lariat!!

MELODY
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!

QUEEN ESTHER


Once he realises where he is, right in front of his opponent's feet, Cash reaches down and puts the Midwest Sling on Scottish Scott.

COLE
Submission applied again, somebody needs to get in to make a save.

Queen Esther feels the same thing, appealing for a kind knight to come to her man's rescue. Unfortunately, Rico and Lucius are busy on the floor with MARV and MEL, while Baron is slugging away at Danny Boy. So, left with no other option, Queen Esther climbs onto the apron (which with her ballgown is no easy feat).

COLE
Wait a minute, the Queen with a royal interruption!

MADDIX
She must have seen a pixie or something.

The referee orders the Queen to get off the apron, but gets a helping hand from Melody Nerdly, who pulls her to the floor!!

"YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"

The Queen lands with a thud on her derrierre and although her ballgown gives her plenty of padding, she's AGHAST at being womanhandled. Meanwhile, in the ring, Scottish Scott can take no more and with Danny Boy held at bay, he taps out!!


*DINGDINGDING!*

COLE
Two weeks in a row for Citizen Soldiers over the Scots and victory in this eight man tag team match!

Cash lets go of the hold in gentlemanly fashion and congratulates Baron, as Danny Boy lays despairingly on the mat.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match, the team of THE CHRIST AIR EXPRESS and CITIZEN SOLDIERS!!!!

"YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

Melody and her twin brothers all slide in to join in the celebrations, all rather amused as the poor Queen is comforted by her Knights, still sat on the arena floor.

COLE
So could we have found the next challengers for the World 8-Man Titles, in Citizen Soldiers and The Christ Air Express? They've taken care of their personal business, maybe now they'll be setting their focus on championship gold Landon.

MADDIX
Well, good luck to them then. Because I saw more than enough tonight to feel very confident. These four showed some signs of speed, some signs of power, a little technical wrestling. Great. Cucaracha Internacional, we've got all that and then some. And math be damned, these two sets of two do not equal our four, guaranteed.

COLE
Well we may find out some time in the near future.

Landon leaves the commentary table, having seen what he needed to see. The celebration continues without him as Melody's team climb the turnbuckles and salute the Memphis crowd.

COMMERCIAL

“The Wall” by Kansas hits, and The Deadly Alliance makes their way to the ring. Every member of the group has a smirk on his or her face as they enter the ring. Thunderkid makes sure to show off his newly won OAOAST United States Championship belt.

COLE
The Deadly Alliance is now ‘gracing’ us with their presence. One week removed from their ‘funeral’ for Alfdogg.

COACH
That was great! The Deadly Alliance has never been better! They are on top of the world right now! Don’t forget that last week, Thunderkid defeated Denzel Spencer to become United States Champion again!

Reject grabs the microphone. The Deadly Alliance all stand in the middle of the ring and sneer at the fans. “The Wall” by Kansas dies down.

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

REJECT
Now, you may think that things are a little bit tense here in The Deadly Alliance after last week. But you people couldn’t be more wrong! Last week was a little argument. Every family has them, and The Deadly Alliance IS a family. So, it was nothing unusual. Mr. Dick and myself have straighten things out and we are back on the same wavelength!

Mr. Dick nods in agreement with Reject. The fans boo the fact that Reject and Mr. Dick are talking again.

COACH
Phew.

REJECT
Now we can focus on what we want again. Namely, TOTAL domination of the OAOAST. I am Mr. Money In The Bank, and believe me, the time will come sooner or later when I cash in my Money In The Bank contract and become, after all these years, the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion for the first time EVER!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

REJECT
We still, STILL have the OAOAST Heartland Champion, going on two years now, in Sandman9000!

Sandman9000 eyes the crowd. The crowd boos.

REJECT
We have the NEW OAOAST United States Champion, Thunderkid!

Thunderkid raises the OAOAST United States Championship belt. The crowd boos. Thunderkid laughs.

REJECT
And we will have the NEXT OAOAST Women’s Champion in the lovely Malaysia Nerdly!

Malaysia nods, a smirk on her face. The crowd boos.

REJECT
AND Mr. Dick and Arturas can go after the One And Only World Tag Team Titles, and bring those belts back to The Deadly Alliance!

Mr. Dick and Arturas look at each other. They both nod. Mr. Dick mouths, “That could work.”

REJECT
Regardless, we will soon have EVERY title in the company. Whether you like it or not! If you like it, then show your support! If you don’t, well, pray to whatever God you believe in that you don’t end up bloodied, battered and beaten like Alfdogg!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COACH
They got rid of him! They did what nobody else has been able to do! You gotta give them props for that!

REJECT
The future BELONGS to me, Reject, and The Deadly Alliance! We--

A piano plays a melody, causing the crowd to cheer. The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody.

*COME ON!*

*BOOM~!*

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Hey! Wait a minute!

Pyro explodes, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of  the entrance stage. “Gasolina (Remix)” by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil’ Jon and Pitbull starts playing. The entrance doors slide open, and Colombian Heat comes out. The crowd cheers louder than before. Heat just walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way.

COLE
Colombian Heat is here!

COACH
Why?

COLE
Did you hear what Reject said about Tha Puerto Rican last week? Not to mention Alfdogg was the man who brought Colombian Heat back after being the man who injured him last fall!

COACH
So? Why is he here?

Colombian Heat climbs up the ring steps and hops into the ring. He demands a microphone and gets one from a ringside attendant. The Deadly Alliance all look at Heat, wondering why he is out here. Reject eyes Heat with cruel intentions.

COLOMBIAN HEAT
A’ight, kill the beat.

“Gasolina (Remix)” by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil’ Jon and Pitbull dies down. The crowd cheers loudly. Colombian Heat gets in a face-to-face staredown with Reject.

“HEAT!”
“HEAT!”
“HEAT!”
“HEAT!”

COLE
Reject and Heat staring each other down. So much tension. You can cut it with a knife, folks!

COLOMBIAN HEAT
Yo, normally, I don’t gives a crap about youse. Youse can say what’cha want, and hang wit whoeva you wants. But what youse said last week…that hit a raw nerve, G! I’s knows that me and Alfdogg aren’t homies 4 life or nothin’ like that. But the dude apologized to me fo’ scarring mah back and axed for mah help in the WarGames. And youse know wot? For him to man up like that, apologize to mah face, yo, that’s something only a REAL man would do! So yeah, Alfdogg gets props from me.

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Colombian Heat was apart of Alfdogg’s team for WarGames back at The Great Angle Bash in June!

COLOMBIAN HEAT
And then you, Reject, went ahead and dissed mah fellow Badd Boy, Tha Puerto Rican!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

HEAT
Sayin’ how you retired him back in the Money In The Bank Ladder Match at School’s Out, and how he won’t ever return!

Reject smiles at this.

HEAT
Well, lemme tell ya, son, ain’t NO MAN on this planet Earth gonna keep Tha Puerto Rican away from professional wrestling! NO MAN!

“YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Reject sneers at Heat.

HEAT
Infact, I just got off the phone wit him. And he told me to tell all these Lightning Bolts that Tha Puerto Rican WILL return real soon! Sooner than you would expect!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
All right! Tha Puerto Rican’s coming back!

COACH
Oh crap. And I was just getting used to not hiding from him!

No one in The Deadly Alliance is pleased with that news.

“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”

Colombian Heat leads the “P.R.!” chants! TK tells the fans to shut up. They don’t listen to him.

HEAT
So, if I were you, I’d watch out for the Lightning Strikes. Because mah boy is gonna make sure that YOU feel the Heat UP IN THIS--

“BI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH~!”

EULOGY ON COLOMBIAN HEAT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

COACH
HA! HA!

COLE
Oh come on now! That wasn’t right! Reject with the DEADLY EULOGY on Colombian Heat!

COACH
Hey, he deserved it. He was an idiot to think he can get in Reject’s face and not suffer the consequences.

The Deadly Alliance do a beatdown on Colombian Heat! The crowd boos loudly. Even Melissa manages to get a few kicks in on Heat!

COLE
Those BULLIES! This isn’t right!

Reject picks up the K.O.’d Colombian Heat and throws him over the top rope and onto the floor! Heat hits the floor with a loud *THUD*!

COACH
Tossed out like the garbage that he is!

COLE
Colombian Heat is OUT at the hands of The Deadly Alliance!

The Deadly Alliance pose in the ring to boos. Reject picks up a microphone.

REJECT
Hey Heat, tell your buddy that The Deadly Alliance absolutely cannot wait for him to return! We will all be his welcoming committee! Because for Tha Puerto Rican, things…just…got…DEADLIER!

Reject drops the microphone onto the mat and raises his hands in victory. The Deadly Alliance poses in the center of the ring, Thunderkid and Sandman9000 raising their respective belts. “The Wall” by Kansas starts playing. Reject jaws with the fans.

COLE
The Deadly Alliance sending a message to Tha Puerto Rican by laying out his best friend! Colombian Heat was BRUTALIZED by The Deadly Alliance starting with the Eulogy!

COACH
Reject surprised the idiot! Not that that was hard to do!

COLE
I’m sure Tha Puerto Rican will NOT be pleased by what The Deadly Alliance just did to his best friend. The Lightning Bolts are greatly anticipating Tha Puerto Rican’s return, and now, so is The Deadly Alliance. PRL hasn’t returned just yet, but he already has a target on his back! We know now that Tha Puerto Rican WILL DEFINITELY return to the OAOAST! The question is when?

FADE OUT

COMMERCIALS

[Tony149]

Backstage Alix and Krista are joined at the interview area by their longtime stooge and lackey, Terry Taylor.

TAYLOR
Girls its tensions and emotions are running high tonight.

ALIX
Hey, there’s no way Christian Wright could’ve known that hooker had syphilis. No way at all!

TAYLOR
That’s not…well not exactly what I meant, although prostitutes can be tricky and cunning with their STDS. Trust me one time in Portland-

KRISTA
What I think you’re meaning to say is what do I think of Leon Rodez as special guest enforcer in my match tonight. Leon Rodez, Leon Rodez, I love him much the same way a cigarette smoker loves looming lung cancer and talking out a voice box like that guy on South Park. I don’t claim to be the smartest girl in the whole wide world.

ALIX
Yes you do, you’re even wearing a shirt that says “I claim to be the smartest girl in the whole wide world”

KRISTA
Oh. Fancy that. Well, even with the private school education my parents spent millions of dollars on only so I could join a company with two male strippers and a homeless man amongst its employees, I for the life of me just can’t figure out why Leon was allowed to be guest enforcer. Perhaps I’m living in a fantasy nightmare world where good is bad, bad is good, and Reese Witherspoon movies don’t bore me to tears. But if I am on earth, a special guest enforcer is supposed to uphold justice, truth and honor.

ALIX
Just like Harry on Night Court.

KRISTA
Great show, should be on DVD. Now Lee-Lee hasn’t been the most just man in our little corner of hell. He’s sneak attacked his former friend, violently turned on his former best friend, neglected and ignored his two hanger ons, has brain washed Morgan Nerdly into following him, attempted to ruin his niece’s life, and he wears a singlet. A singlet! It looks like a 1920’s bathing suit! Its an insult to fashion, to the Christian lord and savoir Jesus Christ, and its an insult mankind as a species. Does any of this sound like the qualifications for someone who’s supposed to be upholding justice? This makes as much sense as making Dante Stallworth the president of mothers against drunk driving!

ALIX
A sports reference.  Oh my god, Krista, could you be any more butch? I’ve seen dudes named Butch, less butch than you!

KRISTA
Shouldn’t you be somewhere inside a closet not annoying me?

ALIX
Locking my self in the janitor’s closet, sir!

Conviently enough there’s a janitor’s closet directly behind Alix. The bubbly brunette happily steps inside it and locks it to prevent her unwelcome escape.

ALIX
If I squint real hard this mop looks like Whoppi Goldberg! Sister Act 2 was DA BIGGITY BIGGITY BOOOMMBBBBBBB!

KRISTA
…..

TERRY
….

KRISTA
…..

TERRY
…..

KRISTA
Um…..I think the most insufferable thing about this contest besides having to be within 20 feet of satan’s cabana boy Leon,  is that Leon actually found the audacity to say he’s doing this so D*LUX can get revenge. Revenge my tight,well tonned and tanned ass!  Leon cares about D*LUX as much as a monkey cares about planetary absorption fields. The logic doesn’t even make the slightest bit of sense. My second cousin was attacked by a bear once, it was a lopsided awful fight. We did not say ‘hey that bear took your dignity’, and proceed to place him inside a cage with Yogi and BooBoo. And let’s not even start on his attempt to turn my daughters against me. You’d have to take several magic carpet rides to the fairyland where I don’t blast his ass for that one.  You know what, there is one nice thing about this guest enforcer nonsense. It’s a time honored tradition that the enforcer gets physically involved with the match. And once Leon crosses that line, I’m gonna take pleasure in knocking him right back over it.

[Tony149]

FROM THE GOSSIP SPEWED DAILY ON THE OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE, THIS IS HOT HOT…

HOT NEWZ~!

As usual, Tony Brannigan mans the anchor desk inside the Hot Newsroom.

BRANNIGAN
Hi again, everyone. Tony Brannigan here with the following piece of Hot News: Due to the events that transpired earlier tonight, the originally scheduled V.I.C.E./Orange County Cobras tag bout at Angleslam will now be…

ANGLESLAM
THEODORE MONEYMAKER & CHRISTIAN WRIGHT vs. THE ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS

BRANNIGAN
OAOAST President Josie Baker making the ruling just minutes ago. In addition, the Last Kings of Scotland have been fined an undisclosed amount for their role in all this. I’m sure Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard will like to get their hands on them at some point. Right now their sights are set on former Enterprise associates Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright, who they defeated earlier in the year to win the 2009 Anderson Cup. You can bet Moneymaker and Wright haven’t forgotten about that.

Also in store for you Monday night, August 31st.

ANGLESLAM ‘09


OAOAST TAG TITLES, LDC MONEYGANG VS TEAM HEYROSS


OAOAST WOMEN’S TITLE, SOPHIE GREY VS MORGA NERDLY


OAOAST WORLD TITLE, KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN VS LEON RODEZ

PLUS SO MUCH MORE!

LIVE! MONDAY NIGHT, AUGUST 31st
EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

BRANNIGAN (off-screen)
Beat the heat this summer with Angleslam!

COMING UP NEXT
THE MAINEVENT
KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN VS D*LUX
NEXT ON HeldDOWN~!

COLE
Welcome back, fans. Since its inception, the OAOAST has been notorious for swerves, twists and turns. Alliances are fractured as soon as they are formed. Backstabbing and treachery has become the norm, especially with cliques like the Deadly Alliance, Cucaracha Internacional, The Enterprise, and even those of yesteryear, such as The Trinit or the aWo. Still, it seemed that the one constant, the one thing that seemed to never stray, was Zack Malibu's dedication to this company and the people. Though he has worn the black hat in the past, Zack soon returned to his regular ways, however it is his recent actions that have the OAOAST and his fans fearing he's too far gone. What has happened to Zack Malibu in recent months is not an impulsive change in attitude, but rather one that has been building inside him for years. For those of you who heard Zack last week, he claims that we've taken him for granted. That he's given it all to us, but that we have given him nothing in return. The first victim of Zack's channelled rage was Todd Cortez, the Urban Legend, who came into the OAOAST from the SWF on Zack's behalf, only to turn him, along with Bruce Blank and Bloodshed. It was that group, known as The Wildcards, who commited one of the most heinous acts in wrestling history, as they broke into Zack Malibu's home and accosted not only his girlfriend Candie, a former competitor here in the OAOAST, but Zack's then newborn baby daughter. It was an act that anyone who saw it would never forget, let alone to the family that it happened to. Now, some 3 years later, Bruce Blank was vanquished back Zack years ago, Bloodshed was beaten and forced out of the company, but the last splinter of the group, Todd Cortez, remained. Cortez swore off his allegiances to his former comrades, stating that he was misled by them, and he would make it up to the OAOAST for his past actions. He has become one of our most intense, exicting competitors thru nothing except sheer hard work and dedication, shades of Zack Malibu. Of late, Todd has been targeted by the newcomer Tommy G., a brutal brawler who has stopped at nothing to make his life a living hell, for what appears to be no reason in particular. Both men have been recuperating from their vicious street fight at the Chi-Town Spectacular, but we have gotten word that at Angleslam, Todd Cortez will return to the ring and go one on one with a man he thought was his friend...Zack Malibu. We understand that Zack and Anglesault are going to...

"Getting Away With Murder" hits, and Michael Cole freezes in mid-ring, as the anthem that once brought them to their feet now draws boos. The man who went rapidly from Most Popular to Most Hated heads down the aisle, followed by his friend Anglesault, both men looking more serious than they ever have. Zack gets into the ring, and the first thing he does is grabs Michael Cole by the lapels of his suit jacket, backing him into a corner.

MALIBU
What are you doing, Cole, huh? Is this your plea? Is this you begging on behalf of all this people for the Old Zack to come back? I've got news for you, Cole, you will NEVER see the weak, pathetic, pushover Zack Malibu AGAIN.

COLE
Zack, I...I...

MALIBU
What, Cole? Spit it out! Are you afraid? Are you afraid that you might have your ass kicked once again by someone on this roster? Are you afraid that it's me? The same guy you used to hound to let you into The In Crowd, the same guy who saved you from aWo beatings, the same guy who saved your job a half a dozen times because you were one FedEx package away from a pink slip? I've done enough for you, and I've done enough to you. As far as I'm concerned, I don't need to waste my time with you anymore, so get the hell out of my ring!

Zack snags the mic, then shoves Cole down, kicking him out of the ring under the bottom rope, as the fans jeer loudly.

MALIBU
Go ahead and boo, but like I said before, you people are hypocrites! You live in a fantasy world where your vision of honesty is really just what you want to hear. You don't want the horrible truth. You people sit in your shells where everything is fine. You get laid off, but you still spend your last dollar on a fancy shirt or sports car because you want to be noticed. You hear gunshots in your area, but you let your children run free outside because something bad could never happen to you. You people make me SICK, because instead of the honesty, instead of the truth, you live a life of lies. When I come to you and prove to you that everything you think is right is really wrong, what do you do? You turn on me!

The crowd starts booing loudly.

MALIBU
I'll say it again. YOU TURNED ON ME! I did NOT turn my back on you people. You people are quick to forgive, quick to forget, and quick to jump onto the next big thing so that you can be given a quick fix. I have tried for years to satisfy you, and to no avail. The sacrifices I've made mean NOTHING to you people. I've missed my daughter's first words, her first steps, time with my family and my friends all so I could keep this company alive, and what do I get? SPIT ON. I was so blind to it...I was just like you, until someone opened my eyes to it. The one man who has always been there when I needed him. When they were ready to fire me and have charges pressed for me pulling a gun on Bruce Blank in this ring, ANGLESAULT was there for me, while you people sat and waited just to see what would happen next. When Drek Stone was tearing this company apart, when people like Popick and CWM and Some Guy and the GPX all went missing and all gave up, ANGLESAULT was right there alongside me. We are the ONLY CONSTANT here, we are the DRIVING FORCE of this company, and you people in the seats, and those of you in the back need to respect that!

Malibu pauses, and all of a sudden, TOMMY G. appears on the ANGLETRON!

TOMMY G.
Hey, Malibu.

Zack and Anglesault turn and glance at the screen, surprised at the newcomers interruption.

TOMMY G.
Let me get a few things out of the way. First off, I didn't need your help at the Chi-Town Spectacular. My thing with Cortez, that's MY deal, not anyone else's. Secondly, now that you did it, you got in my business. That's nothing something I can take lightly.

MALIBU
Help you? I didn't do it for you, Tommy, I did that for myself. You were just lucky enough to reap the benefits of it.

TOMMY G.
Luck? I don't base my career on luck. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, YOU'RE the lucky one, because both of your kneecaps are still intact.

MALIBU
Are you threatening me?

TOMMY G.
No threats here, Zack. Just a bit of friendly advice. You might have gotten the suit over there to give you Cortez at AngleSlam, but I'm not finished with him yet. As for you, I'm not finished with you either. I'll be seeing you soon, Zack. REAL soon.

The feed cuts out, and Malibu and Anglesault remain in the ring.

MALIBU
That's what I'm talking about. Here we go again with another person trying to make a name for themself at my expense! You know what, if Tommy G. wants to come on out here and man up, he would have been here, but instead, he's somewhere else licking his wounds from the street fight. You know what tough guy, you show up here and I'll...OOOOF!

That's the sound that echoes over the microphone as Malibu is tackled to the canvas by a fan who has hopped the rail! The fan starts wailing on Zack, and Anglesault waves security on, moving in to pry the person off of Zack himself...and it's TODD CORTEZ THAT HE PULLS TO HIS FEET!

COLE
IT'S THE URBAN LEGEND!

A HUGE POP goes up, as Cortez swats everyone away that comes at him, and hits a running kick to the side of Zack's head as he's getting up! He starts beating on Zack, but Malibu uses a double leg and takes him down, then HE'S the one on top punching away!

COACH
This is crazy!

Anglesault tries to lead the charge to break it up, but when the two men comes to their feet, Cortez shoves Anglesault away! Furious, Anglesault grabs a nightstick from one of the police offers, but Cortez sees him coming and delivers a sidekick that sends Anglesault flying through the ropes to the floor! Zack is up and charges in, but Todd Cortez grabs him by the throat, then plants him with the URBAN ASSAULT~!

COLE
He took them both out!

The fans are ROARING, and the police quickly huddle around Cortez, who tears off his wifebeater and throws it into the crowd, working his arms up and own and sending the fans into a frenzy. The cops head up the aisleway, keeping Cortez from coming back into the ring, as Anglesault rolls in and checks on Malibu. He helps a groggy Zack to his feet, and shouts threats at Cortez, telling he he's just signed his death warrant. Cortez urges them to bring it on and tries to get back down to the ring, but the police force keep him at bay, until Cortez walks into the back.

COLE
Holy...I don't even have words for what we just saw! Todd Cortez has it in for Zack Malibu, and we will see that match at Angleslam, and now it also appears that Zack Malibu has drawn the ire of Tommy G.!

COACH
Zack's on everyone's bad side these days, and it's all for being a straight up kinda guy. Cortez better check himself though, because if he lets his emotions overtake him, he's gonna get beaten worse than Zack's already been planning on!

[Tony149]

"Oh (hey!), I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone
And oh (hey!), I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone, dead and gone..."

COLE
Main event time!

“Dead and Gone” is replaced by Linkin Patk’s  smash hit “Numb”, but the heavy storm of boos remains strong and constant. Leon Rodez, dressed in black denim and a purple polo shirt, steps out onto the stage. Behind him a visibly trembling Morgan, wearing a blue and white stripped shirt and black pants, stands.  Rodez snorts at the jeering audience, almost daring them to come confront him with their anger. He frowns at their cowardice as he grabs Morgan by the wrist and guides her from the stage.

BUFFER
The following match is a handicap match scheduled for one fall with a time limit of forty minutes. Now making his way to the ring being accompanied by Morgan Nerdly he is the special guest enforcer and two time world champion…LEEEEEEEOOOOOON ROOOOOOODEEEEEEEEZ!

Boos come at Leon from every corner of the arena. His response is cold and tasteless; he spits in direction of the fans, and even goes as far as to slap a drink out of one fans’ hands.

"I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
BECOME SO TIRED
SO MUCH MORE AWARE!
I'M BECOMING THIS
ALL I WANT TO DO
IS BE MORE LIKE ME
AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!"

Leon and Morgan take their place at ringside where the former world champion encounters a hot blast of venom from the fans. He responds once more by spitting in their direction, and even offers to face several of them in a bonus match after the mainevent. Such a challenge from such a accomplished fighter silences several of the fans.

COLE
August 31st, the date the master manipulator Leon Rodez gets his rematch for the world title, also the same night Morgan Nerdly aims for her second women’s title.  But first tonight, Leon intends on tearing a family apart and fracturing a friendship.

“Makes Me Wonder” comes over the arena sound system, and then is nearly drowned out by the shriek of teenage girls. Stepping onto,  the stage with unusually solemn expressions, are the denim clad boys of D*LUX. Wearing faces that make D*LUX’s expression look like ultimate joy, are Jade and Maya. The youngest of the two, Maya tries to pep up the group but fails miserably.

BUFFER
On the way to the ring, from the state of Michigan. Being accompanied by their manager, JADE RODEZ-DUNCAN and apprentice-manager, MAYA DUNCAN BLANCHARD! Total combined weight, three hundred, seventy nine pounds... the team of "TREMENDOUS" TYLER and "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE... D*LLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!

“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the girls scream, but there’s no acknowledgement from the somber group. On the outside Leon responds to their arrival with a hard and menacing  stare. Morgan only stands behind him, her eyes locked onto the ground barely regarding D*LUX’s arrival.

COLE
The nerve of Leon Rodez, the master manipulator to even look at these four after what he’s done. Bottom line Leon Rodez is a scumbag.

COACH
What? Leon Rodez got us this wild, awesome mainevent, and you wanna talk trash. Would you rather see Biff versus Los Diablos as your mainevent.  Of course you would, ol fruit booty nigga.

There’s a massive pop from the Memphis crowd, who are exuberant to see their world champion. The stage floor becomes a multi coloured dance floor, as girls dressed in funky ’s attire of denim jackets, leg warmers and heavy makeup dance a seducing ballet.  Emerging from the back in SERIOUS RASSLIN ATTIRE of a purple tube top, and purple bell bottoms with rhinestones forming the shape of roses down the front, is the fitness queen, Krista Isadora Duncan.

BUFFER
From Los Angeles, California…she is a New York Times best selling author, a Hollywood Walk of Famer, CEO of FIT with KID, a four time tag team champion, the 2009 wrestler of the year…YOUR WORLD CHAMPION MISS CALIFORNIA KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAAAAAAAN!

Krista strolls down ring side with the pomp and gait that only a Hollywood megastar can bring. She meets her girls with a friendly wave, but any amiable thoughts disappear when she turns her eyes on Leon. Only the strongest of self control can keep her from lashing out at her hated foe.

COLE
Absolutely no rest for Krista. Coming off a brutal first blood match, followed by a tough title defense against Malaysia, and now a handicap match against a team on the upswing. There’s no way Krista is at one hundred percent.

Krista’s smoldering rage over Leon causes her to forget her rope hanging trick, and instead she enters the ring without taking her cold eyes off her Angleslam opponent.

COLE
I’m not sure what to make of Leon at ringside as special guest enforcer.

COACH
That makes six of you because Maya, Jade, Krista, and D*LUX don’t know either.

DING DING DING

COLE
Match is underway and we could be in for some fireworks.

Shayne decides to start for his squad, getting an encouraging pat on the back from Tyler. Together he and Krista circle each other, each keeping one eye on the distrustful Leon. Finally they step into each other for a lockup. The lockup only lasts for a few seconds as Krista is thrown over to the ground by an arm drag. This gets tepid and meek applause from the Duncan children. Shayne keeps an eye on the stone faced Leon as he moves over to Krista. He brings her up by her thick blond locks, only to drop to his knees and flip her over his body with a fireman’s carry. Miss California attempts to scramble towards her feet, but Shayne traps her arm within his for an armbar.

“LET’S GO KRISTA! LET’S GO KRISTA! LET’S GO KRISTA!” the fans chant, and Maya softly goes along with the song.

Shayne’s submission isn’t quite secure enough to keep Krista down, and thus she begins a quick rise towards her feet. But Showtime keeps her under control by smashing a boot into her collar bone. Miss California angrily fights back with a pair of punches into Shayne’s stomach. But he ends her assault by grabbing her into a headlock. That headlock is rather short, thanks to Krista shoving Shayne away. He lands against the ropes, which lets Tyler make a blind tag. Brave comes back with a rolling lariat. But Krista performs a roll herself and slips beneath the strike. Unfortunately as she recoils upward Bryant is flying forward with a spring board hurricanarana. However, Miss California combats this by leaping upwards and striking her foe in the stomach with a dropkick. The teeny bopper suffers through a crash landing that has the audience and the two Duncan girls wincing. With Tyler dealt with for the moment, Krista picks up Shayne and throws him through the ring ropes. He comes down on the outside mat, clutching his shoulder from his awful landing. But things continue to worsen for Brave; Leon picks him up and casually tosses him into the steel steps.

“Hey!” Maya shrieks, “What was that for?”

Leon answers not to the booing crowd nor to D*LUX’s assistant manager. Instead he returns to his position next to Morgan with his callous expression still on his face.

COLE
Totally uncalled for action by Leon Rodez.

COACH
He’s the guest enforcer, he has to enforce things how he sees fit.

COLE
So its fit to throw an innocent kid into the steel steps?

Meanwhile in the ring, Bryant is pushing himself off the ropes. Krita leap frogs him as he nears, and his run is continued. He returns with a lariat, but Krista avoids it and comes behind him to grab onto the back of his neck. She leaps onto the second rope, and then moonsaults backwards to violently jerk his neck and spike his head into the canvas. Quickly she tries a pin….

ONE!

TWO!

Leon puts Tyler’s foot on the ropes!

COLE
What is he doing!?

COACH
Mind games, Mikey, all mind games. You called him the master manipulator, well that’s what he’s doing.

Exhausted, Tyler slides out the ring in hopes of catching his breath. He meets up with Shayne and the two converse in a strategy session.

“Maya, Jade, earmuffs!” Krista barks and the obedient girls cover their ears with their hands. “Look tweddle dee and tweedle gay, you can debate which Jonas Brother you’d like to have in a threesome, but I have things to do…like threesomes!”

Growing more annoyed over D*LUX’s stalling, Krista leaps over the ropes, frightening the two boys. Fortunately for them Krista was merely psyching them out and she throws herself back into the ring.

COLE
You want to talk about mindgames, Tyler and Shayne were sent running!

While Shayne and Tyler attempt to regain their breath, Krista moves to the top rope.

“Normally I’m not fond of diving headfirst into possible paralyzation, but hey, you only live once, right girls” Krista comments, and then leaps from the ropes to roll into a double rotation shooting star press before she even gets to the ground. Upon nearing D*LUX she uncurls her entire body and takes them both out with double lariats!

“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” the Memphis fans chant, as the Duncan girls look on with worry for the safety of all three. Leon, however, only stares blankly at the mass of carnage.

COLE
Oh my! A double rotation shooting star lariat!

COACH
Just like you said last week, Krista’s matches go full speed from start to finish.

Krista is first to her feet. Although a little sore from such a death defying move, she manages to slide her way back into the ring. She climbs up the turnbuckles once more, which excites the sold out audience. But any aerial move she’s planned is put on hold by Leon heading towards her direction.

“Oh look its Leon Rodez, I hardly recognized you without corny jokes and forced laughter from the audience.” She quips. But while that comment may offend Leon, it grants Tyler the time needed to run up the ropes and nail her with a knee. Krista is slung backwards, coming down with a hard landing that causes large concern from her two daughters.

COLE
Leon Rodez providing that distraction, and continuing his mind games. In my opinion he has no business and no reason to be out here.

COACH
His business is torture and his reason is pain.

Giving credence to what Coach claims Leon puts steel toed boots to Krista’s wounded body.

“BOOOOOOOOOO!” the fans hiss as Maya complains to ringside officials about his behavior. Jade begins marching over to confront the two time world champion, but Leon throws her mother into the ring. He walks away innocently with Jade’s eyes beating down on him like searing sun rays. Inside the ring, Tyler attempts a pinfall…

ONE!

TWO!

Krista kicks out and the fans are able to breathe sighs of relief.

“LET’S GO MOMLUX! LET’S GO MOMLUX! LET’S GO MOMLUX!” Maya shouts, trying to remain as impartial as possible.

Tyler picks Krista off the canvas by her arm. He uses that same grip to twist her arm into knots. While Krista groans in pain, Bryant makes the tag with Brave. The handsome youngster makes his way onto the top turnbuckle. After a quick nod to a few young girls in the front row, Brave flies forward legs extended and smashes Krista’s arm with a leg drop! A pinfall is counted by Earl Hebner…

ONE!

TWO!

Once again Krista pushes herself out the pin.

“LET’S GO KRISTA! LET’S GO KRISTA! LET’S GO KRISTA!”

Slightly jealous of the chants his foe receives, Brave pulls Krista off the mat. His hands fall around her slender waist, and he tucks his head between her arms. All that enables him to lift Krista up for a back suplex. But the super agile champion flips out! Landing easily on her heels, she’s able to grab onto Shayne’s arm before he can even realize his move failed.

“Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself” She nags as Shayne is repeatedly punched by his own hand. However, Krista’s trickery comes to an end at the disapproving looks coming for her daughters. Miss California meekly releases Shayne’s arms and pulls him down into a school boy…

ONE!

TWO!

Leon pulls Krista's foot and disrupts the pin! This most certainly stirs up Krista’s rage, and she marches towards the edge of the ring to challenge Rodez. But before she can issue that, Shayne leaps onto her back and then falls forwards to curl her up in a victory roll!

ONE!

TWO!

Krista makes another daring pinfall escape. Daring, I say! While Krista orients herself after that dizzying move, Brave retreats to his corner to tag in Bryant. The Tremendous One looks for encouragement from his two managers, but finds only small smiles hiding solemn demeanors. He’s now forced to provide his own motivation, and claps his hands as he enters the ring. His arms come around Krista’s neck, taking her downed body in some sort of chinlock. The pain is immediate, and Krista is forced to grit her teeth almost into dust to endure it. Bryant keeps wringing her neck, hoping for a quick submission. But none is on the horizion, as Krista uses all her strength to keep herself from submitting. On the outside Leon watches with narrowed hardened eyes, almost trying will Krista to quit, while Morgan stares vacantly at the action.

“LET’S GO KRISTA! LET’S GO KRISTA! LET’S GO KRISTA!”

Tyler increases the pain of the hold and decreases the possibility of escape by pinning Krista’s arm behind his. This would be enough to possibly grant Tyler a submission, but his distraction is snatched away by Leon climbing onto the ring apron. Confusion and worry tear apart his grip, and soon Krista is able to do the same. She hammers at him fast and fiery punches which enable her to begin stepping upright. Several more blows to his ribs effectively free her from the hold. Wasting no time to catch her breath, femme fatale makes a run for the ropes. As she returns she leaps towards Bryant with a hurricanrana in mind. But the former HI-YAH champion counters by grabbing hold of her ten million dollar legs and spinning around to strike her with a sitout powerbomb. The referee gets into position to count the ensuing pinfall…

ONE!

TWO!

Krista’s shoulder comes off the canvas.

“YEAAAAAAAAA!” the OAOAST Marks scream, whereas Jade and Maya just wish this excruciating match would end soon.

COLE
So far D*LUX have performed admirably in contrast to their miserable outing against Chicks Over Dicks.

COACH
They’ve performed so well because there’s one less person. If Alix where here it’d be a different outcome. Where is Alix anyway?

Double C turns and sees Alix at the Japanese announce table.

COLE
Alix, do you actually speak Japanese?

ALIX
Neep-nong,ching-song, sewey-wong, cha-cha –choo!

COLE
We'll be getting some angry e-mails about that.

While the announce team questions Alix’s bilingual capabilities, Bryant switches places with his tag team partner. Getting a fair amount of cheers from teenage girls all across the arena, Brave gives them a thumbs up. Less enduring to the crowd and his managerial team are the stomps he lays into Krista’s exposed back. He quickly cuts short the brutal pummeling and traps Krista inside a camel clutch.

COLE
Submissions aren’t something we usually see from D*LUX, but I understand they’ve been training with Team Heyross, who have taught them some good holds.

COACH
The only thing a submission hold is good for is getting a bitch into bed.

Brave jerks Krista, doing an inordinate amount of damage to her neck. She cries out in distress. It’s a cry that fills her daughter’s hearts with worry, yet they try to be positive for Shayne. He keeps tugging at Krista’s chin, yanking her head in cruel and unnatural ways. But the sweat on his hands causes his grip to slip ever so slightly , and its just enough for Krista to begin fighting back up. Elbows and punches into Shayne’s slim stomach help her fight through the hold. But control is retained by Showtime as he strikes her gorgeous face with a raised knee. Moving fast to catch her while she’s stunned, Brave runs to the turnbuckles. He bounds up them with remarkable speed and uses them to throw himself and a dropkick towards Krista. Krista is pushed over and lands on her shoulder on the canvas. Brave figures he’s finished the match with his high flying attack and makes a pinfall…

ONE!

TWO!
Krista’s shoulders come off the canvas, inciting the fans’ passion and leading them to cheer her on.

“LET’S GO KRISTA! LET’S GO KRISTA! LET’S GO KRISTA!”

Brave scoops the fitness queen up and traps her inside a sleeper hold.

COLE
A very unusual set of moves from D*LUX, we don’t know them to be grounded superstars.

COACH
Mikey, they could’ve figured they couldn’t hang with Krista’s speed and tricks, so they needed to keep her feet on the ground and her mouth shut. So far these holds seem to be what works.

Krista sags lower to the canvas, her hair falling in front of her face like a wet mop. Through the strands of sweat drenched hair, Krista is able to spot Leon, looking at her like a scientist observing a lab rat. Though Leon provides the motivation for escape, the way isn’t so easily found. Brave continues to cause her incredible torment with his hold. The hold hurts with a burning type of anguish and the fitness queen desperately tries to be free. The fans return to singing her name, while her daughters can barely manage to watch much more of this bout.

COLE
The OAOAST Marks showing their support for our world champion!

COACH
Who says wrestling fans have good taste?

The support of the Memphis faithful is a stupendous aid to Krista. With all her power and might, she summons the will and way to push herself upright. Realizing that his hold is soon to fail him, Brave switches her into a front facelock. He then leaps into the air and swings around in hopes of completing a tornado DDT. But all he finds is failure as the California hottie shoves him into the nearest corner. Krista quickly charges in after him, taking to the skies with a double knee strike nearly takes his skull off.

COLE
What a HARD shot by the champ!

Brave staggers out of the corner, checking his face for any severe bruises or blood. His medical checkup comes to a quick end, as Krista attempts to irish whip him into the ropes. But Shayne reverses the hold and Krista goes running into the cables. He hits the floor, thinking she’ll leap over him. However his judgement is in error, as Krista comes skidding to a halt.

“Nope, I’ve read this story before, I know how it ends.” She comments and then kicks Brave directly in the jaw! She’d continue doing such a fun activity if it weren’t for her daughters casting her concerned glances. Due to their misgivings Krista ceases stomping in order to haul Shayne upright. She throws him to the ropes, however her own run of the ropes causes her to miss the blind tag by Bryant. But a new boy bander presents her little problem as her well insured legs latch across his shoulders and spin him for a wild ride. She eventually swirls to his front, where her arm captures his head and she sits out for a devastating stunner!

“YEAAAAAAAAA!”

COLE
On Syndicated Terry Taylor said Krista may be the best athlete in the OAOAST-

COACH
Hold it right there, Mikey. You know if he said otherwise she’d shoot him with a pellet gun.

Krista attempts a pinfall, while keeping a close eye on Leon and Morgan.

ONE!

TWO!

Shoulder off the canvas! Krista runs her hands through her hair as her jaw drops in disbelief. Frustrated with Brave’s kickout, she pulls out lipstick from her top, and prepares to scribble something incendiary on his forehead. But once again her two girls prevent her from properly humiliating D*LUX. Instead she has to pull Brave into a side front facelock.

“I call this the Confessions of a Kristaholic. Its got a tacky name, its untested and possibly dangerous. Who wouldn’t want to give it a go?” She wonders aloud and then starts the spin for her version of the moonlight drive. But Shayne slips his way out of the untested finisher. Next he lifts Krista onto her shoulders and drives her backwards with a punishing Samoan drop! He leans backwards, draping his arm across her for a pinfall…

ONE!

TWO!

Leon puts Krista’s foot on the ropes! This draws harsh stares from Maya and Jade who have grown annoyed with his meddling. Shayne can only weakly scold him, having no effect on the somber former champion, who siddles up beside Morgan and watches the match coldly.

COLE
Now what? One minute Leon's actively preventing Krista from winning the match and then he's sabotaging D*LUX... does he even know what he wants?

COACH
He knows what he wants alright. To keep this match going. The longer it goes, the more all three, plus Jade and Maya, have to suffer.

COLE
That's a pretty soulless motive if you ask me.

COACH
Never said it wasn't soulless, just calling it how I sees it.

Breaking himself away from Leon, Shayne moves to his corner and tags Tyler Bryant back into the match. The teen idol gets a large pop from the girls in the stands, but his focus remain solely on capturing victory. He rushes towards Krista as she begins to rise, and raises his leg for a yakuza kick. But Krista shocks both he and his managers by leaping upward and striking him down with a heel kick. Miss California then pushes herself off the ropes, timing it so that he comes back to Bryant as he begins to sit up. He’s violently shoved back down by a vicious running knee from the world champion. This draws a gigantic cheer from the stands and the fans count along with the pinfall…

CROWD
ONE!

CROWD
TWO!

CROWD
THREE!

But the fans were much too premature and Bryant kicks out the hold. Krista takes a chunk of his messy unkempt hair and leads him off the canvas. She dazes and wounds him with a series of knife edge chops. Weakened by those strikes, Bryant is unable to prevent his foe from rushing to the ropes. She flips backwards with a moonsault press, but Bryant sidesteps just enough that’s he’s able to force her descending figure to land across his left shoulder. Without a moment’s hesitation he drills her skull into the rock hard canvas with a michonoku driver! The fans are left speechless, most fearing for Krista’s health, others amazed by unexpected counter. Even Tyler must take a moment’s time out, breath heavy, messy hair drenched with sweat. After a small recovery, he hooks Krista’s leg for a pinfall…

ONE!

TWO!

Krista kicks out of the pinfall!

“YEAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans chant, while Leon shakes his head at her continued fighting spirit.

COLE
I think Leon would have been happy if this had ended right there. Now Leon sees who he’s fighting, someone that won’t take a loss without a hell of a fight.

Both competitors rise to their feet at the same moment, each looking tired and bone weary. Bryant attempts to draw first blood with a lariat, but Krista avoids it. This almost causes Bryant to suffer a nasty collision with the ring posts. But he leaps onto the third rope and then springs backwards with a twisting cross body block. However, Krista leaps up to greet him, tucking her knees against his chest. Together they crash into the mat at the hands of the KIDology!

“YEAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans scream, while the Duncan girls exchange worried looks.

Krista attempts a crucial pinfall….

CROWD
ONE!

CROWD
TWO!

LEON PULLS KRISTA OUT THE RING!

COLE
OH COME ON!

ALIX
Neep nong, choi choi, bon-bong, chip-chong!

Hands held up, Leon backs 'innocently' away from Krista as if he did nothing wrong. With a vengeful look on her face Krista picks herself up and wheels around, ready to go after Leon, but finds Morgan Nerdly standing in front of him.

COLE
And now Leon, hiding behind Morgan! Krista would be wise not to get involved, because there's no telling what that young girl is capable of!

The crowd urge Krista on in the background, to do what she does best, hurt people. Krista is wary of getting on the wrong side of a shaking Morgan though and restricts herself to threats before climbing back into the ring. Seeing Tyler still down, Leon decides he doesn't want Krista back inside and pushes Morgan towards her. But before Morgan can act, Krista kicks out and fells Morgan with a heel to the jaw!

"YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

COACH
There she goes again, hurting innocent victims!

COLE
That was instinctive and nothing more.

Krista pulls herself away from the distractions on the outside and grips onto the top rope ready to sling herself back inside. Over runs Shayne to cut her off though. Catching Krista under the arm he attempts to hiptoss her back into the ring, the hard way. But Krista somersaults onto her feet and punches Shayne right in the nose!

"Ow, my nose!" squeaks Krista, trying to convince everyone it was Shayne rather than bad ventriloquism.

Grabbing hold of Shayne's wrist, the World Champion attempts an irish whip, but is reversed. Shayne springs up off the canvas with a leapfrog, which Krista easily navigates, unaware she's falling right into their trap. As soon as she's safely under Shayne, Tyler springs out from the sidelines and lifts the unprepared Miss California up onto his shoulders. Tyler walks into the middle of the ring, as Shayne comes off the ropes, snaring Krista's head and delivering the Neckbreaker/Samoan Drop combo!!

COLE
Rock Your Body! Are we going to see a huge victory here?

Tyler reaches back and hooks on Krista's leg tightly...


ONE!


TWO!



KICKOUT!!

Jade and Maya continue not to know how to react and just stand uncomfortably watching.

COLE
Not enough just yet, but D*LUX may be about to put the finishing touches on here.

COACH
And write Jade and Maya out of the inheritence in the process.

Waiting for Krista to return to her feet, D*LUX take aim...



...and crack her with stereo Superkicks!! Krista gets rocked backwards by the force of the kicks and ends up hung over the top rope, a vacant look in her eyes. Sensing their opportunity, D*LUX rush forward and look to pounce. But Krista surprises them by pulling down the top rope, causing both Tyler and Shayne to tumble over and out to the arena floor!!

COACH
Oh, ye of too much faith. Once humiliated goofs, always humiliated goofs.

Tyler and Shayne pull themselves out of their heap on the floor, wondering what happened. As they go to climb back into the ring, they're left wondering the same thing again, as they're suddenly attacked from behind by THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS!!!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

COLE
Wait a minute! What the hell is this!?

COACH
It's justice for Holly! FREE THE VEGAS ONE! FREE THE VEGAS ONE!!


*DINGDINGDING*

As soon as the referee spots the attack he calls for the bell, throwing the match out. Logan and Synth club away at Tyler and Shayne, with Abdullah in the background ranting and shouting for vengeance. D*LUX try to rally and fight back, breaking out into a slugest with The HR that spills down the aisleway. The referee looks to Leon, to help enforce, but Leon just stands with his arms folded neglecting to get involved, forcing the ref to leave the ring to try and break things up. Out come a couple more referees, while Jade jogs off to try and help control D*LUX.

COLE
This one has been thrown out and I think Krista is blissfully unaware. Or blissfully uncaring.

With her back to the fight Krista pulls out her compact mirror, taking a moment to check her hair while D*LUX are on the outside. Out of sight behind her, Morgan Nerdly emerges and slowly slides into the ring.

COLE
Uh-oh... wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Morgan creeps into the ring, a scowl on her face from having been kicked moments earlier. She gets to her feet and starts to creep up behind Krista, her right hand shaking... but Krista suddenly spots a figure in the background of her reflection in the mirror and jumps out of her skin! Krista turns around and catches Morgan red-handed, causing her to freeze in shock. She points a finger at the young Nerdly girl and starts to make a move towards her, which Morgan freaks at.

"GET BACK!" she suddenly shrieks, getting a sudden 'surge' of confidence. "DON'T YOU TAKE ANOTHER STEP!!"

The cracking voice tips Krista off that this girl is deadly serious and she stops, not seeing Leon Rodez sliding into the ring behind her!

COLE
Look out, from behind!

Screams echo out of the crowd and Krista senses something is up, so turns around...



*SMASH!*


...AND LEON SMASHES HER RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THE COMPACT MIRROR!!!!!!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

COLE
OH, GOD!

Krista drops to the mat covering her face as Leon looms over her with a cold expression.

COLE
Son of a bitch! He hit her right in the face, that glass could have gone into Krista eyes!!

COACH
That's seven years of well-earned bad luck for ya!

Hearing the smash of glass, Maya sees her Mom down and slides into the ring to check on her. Luckily, Leon decides to leave at this point. Morgan obediently follows, Leon clasping a hand on her shoulder and dragging his young acquaintance away from the ring before she can do anything more.

"FUCK YOU LE - ON!"
"FUCK YOU LE - ON!"
"FUCK YOU LE - ON!"

Backing away from the ring with Morgan in tow, Leon looks on at the kicking feet of an agonised Krista. He stops at the bottom of the aisle, staring at what he's done, without the faintest hint of a smile, but clearly no remorse.

COLE
Are there any depths that Leon Rodez will not go to anymore? He'd just better hope that this depth was far enough. Because otherwise, there might be hell to pay for this!

Leon and Morgan continue to slowly back away, leaving Maya tending to her mother as HeldDOWN fades out.