Tony149 Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Brought to you by American Express Taped: Recently First air date: More recently Announce team: Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura Lead corespondent: Tony Brannigan Theme song: Kat DeLuna-Calling You Syndicated is back on your airwaves just in time for the Chi-Town Spectacular. On tap for tonight is Christian Wright, ThunderKid, a battle royal and Nerdly Girls!***Christian Wright Vs Eskimo Kid*** Before the match CW made Eskimo Kid a very generous offer. If he were to beat the former tag team champion, the Inuit would be granted a spot in the Enterprise. But EK rejected this offer outright, saying he wanted nothing to do with The E. This enraged CW and led to him striking the 17 year old down. EK was battered by Wright as the match got underway. But he mounted a comeback with quick and hard to dodge offensive attacks. He almost got a surprise pinfall with a cross body block. A second cross body led to a powerslam from CW and The Natural retook control. He worked over EK’s arms for several minutes, but EK was able to break out an arm bar. Despite his small size and sore arm EK traded blows with The Natural. But he was finally put away by a Wright Off from the former HI-YAH world champion.Winner: Christian Wright, via pinfall. Backstage Tony Brannigan caught up with United States champion Denzel Spencer. Denzel said he was happy to win the US Title, but a shot at the world title would be a dream come true. He was interrupted by Mister Dick who said Denzel wouldn’t even win the battle bowl preview tonight, much less the Battlebowl itself. Denzel shrugged off the dis, and promised a victory on Syndicated and at the CTS.***ThunderKid Vs Jumbo*** A Syndicated rematch was on tap with bad blood brewing between the two. Jumbo got off to a rocking start, using his massive weight to bully TK around. The Green Bay native finally got on track by taking out Jumbo’s legs. While Jumbo tried to use his weight to get back on the attack, ThunderKid continued to target Jumbo’s legs. Eventually ThunderKid, got Jumbo to tumble out the ropes with a diving chop block. Following Jumbo outside the ring, TK rid himself of all athletic pretense and grabbed a chair. Once Jumbo was upright, TK hit him in the head with the chair on the second straight Syndicated. As Jumbo was declared the winner, TK retreated up the ramp smiling to himself.Winner: Jumbo, via DQ The Queen’s Court was far more active than usual as all the Queen’s Men as well as numerous paupers were working overtime to destroy all copies of the humiliating Arturus and Vinny Valentine Vs Lucius Soul and Scottisch Scott match. While that was going on Queen Esther revised history, and told the tale of two brave knights, Scottish Scott and Lucius Soul who were chosen by the mighty overseer Josh Matthews to face down the evil dragons known as Valentine and Arturas. The two knights faced harsh challenges on their way to battle, according to Queen Esther. But they were victorious against the evil beasts, and restored hope to the kingdom of the OAOAST!***NERDLY SUPER CHALLENGE MAGGIE NERDLY VS MELISSA NERDLY*** A very biased Melissa introduced the Nerdly challenge as a series of events designed to prove once and for all that Melissa is better at everything than Maggie. The first event was the Hockey Goalie challenge where each girl would take turns playing goalie. The shooters were MARV and MEL, and they showed off their impressive slap shots early on. Unfortunately for Melissa her earlier claim was rendered foolish as MARV and MEL lit her up for seven goals. That gave Maggie an easy act to follow up and she did it perfectly by only allowing 3. Melissa stormed off in full goalie gear, mumbling about getting Maggie at the next event.***BATTLEBOWL PREVIEW BATTLE ROYAL Biff Atlas Vs Colombian Heat Vs Denzel Spencer Vs Charlie Moss Vs Mister Dick Vs Tango Bosley Vs Logan Mann Vs CMJ*** I’m not sure how to summarize a battle royal so here’s some results!Biff Atlas was eliminated by Colombian Heat and Tango BosleyColombian Heat was eliminated by Bosley after he dissolved their team-upLogan Mann eliminated himself after failing to strike Moss with a diving lariat.CMJ was eliminated by a dropkick from Charlie Moss.Bosley was knocked out the ring by Denzel Spencer.Charlie Moss was backdropped over the ropes by Mister DickDenzel Spencer was Stiff Kicked out the ring by Mister Dick after attempting to spring board back into it.Winner: Mister Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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