Tony149 Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Brought to you by American Express Taped: Recently First air date: More recently Announce team: Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura Lead corespondent: Tony Brannigan Theme song: Kat DeLuna-Calling You I DID IT! I WROTE SYNDICATED! I DID IT!***Christian Wright Vs The Eskimo Kid*** Syndicated opened with an OAOVW superstar testing his learned skills against an OAOAST veteran and former HI-YAH world champion Christian Wright. The Kid was overmatched early on, finding it difficult to sustain CW high impact offense. The diminutive Inuit staged a short come back that got a warm response from the younger OAOAST Marks. But in the end he was no match for the seasoned vet and was put down by a Wright Off!Winner: Christian Wright, via pinfall Maggie Nerdly interviewed her elder sister about her upcoming match with...Maggie Nerdly. Melissa went over the numerous things she's always been better at than Maggie, school, sports, driving, writing, wrestling, broadcasting, and sewing. Maggie contended that as good as Melissa was in all those things she never could figure out how to stop Maggie from giving her bloody lip!***Maggie Nerdly Vs Melissa Nerdly*** Lock ups were the order of the day for the early part of this latest Nerdly cat fight. Being the stronger of the two Melissa was actually able to overpower Maggie early on. But Maggie showed some speed and athleticism and was able to use a crossbody block to bring down her big sister for a two count. Maggie tried a few more aerial tricks that worked until Melissa grounded her with a pile driver. A boston crab followed suit, but The "it" Girl managed to find her way out the hold. Maggie then made her comeback with a series of chops, a second rope drop kick and third rope lariat. She then hit the "Happiness Is Edmonton in your rear view mirror" for the winning pinfal!Winner Maggie Nerdly, via pinfall. The Queen's Court with Queen Esther and her loyal knights Lucius Soul, and Rico DeJanerio, Danny Boy, and Scottish Scott offered a review of what happened this OAOAST week. Queen Esther believed that Battlebowl is a horrible violent idea and if every participant just came together in song and love, they'd all feel like world champion. Scottish Scott had to disagree, believing clubbing a man in the back of the head made him feel like a world champion. Rico said that having none other than the pope himself bless his pornstache would be equal to being world champion. Queen Esther also slammed the new women's champion, and said Sophie should've waited her turn to be the champion and let Lorelei have fun with her "new toy". The queen also lamented Baron Windells advancing through Battlebowl, and Danny Boy promised ***JUMBO VS THUNDERKID*** The massive Jumbo overpowered ThunderKid at the onset of the contest. Going for the kill quite early, Jumbo attempted to drain TK of his energy with a bearhug. But TK powered out the hold, and sent the beast tumbling through the ropes with a running dropkick. Outside Jumbo was mercilessly pounded on by a highly agressive TK. Back inside, TK worked over the leg, negating most of Jumbo's height advantage. Jumbo rallied back using his sizable girth but TK again used his powerful strength to muscle him out the ring. Unfortunatley as TK followed he was hit with a leaping headbutt by the big man! Returning to the ring, Jumbo traded blows with TK before putting him down with a mongolian chop. After that the Chicago native went to the top rope and body splashed TK for an upset victory!Winner Jumbo, via pinfall Post match Jumbo received welcome high fives from the fans. But taking his eye off TK was unwise as the Green Bay born grappler left him laying with four brutal chair shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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