Chanel #99 Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 (Crowd is cheering) *Camera pans to JR & Tony "The Body"* JR: Hello, again, everybody. Welcome to World Championship Wrestling! I'm Joss Ross -- along side Tony "The Body". You know, you look a lot like Jesse Ventura? Tony "The Body": That isn't a bad thing, Jim Ross. Another week of World Championship Wrestling. The Great Angle Bash is 22 days away. I'm pumped for that, and I'm pumped for tonights show. JR: Fans, our main event tonight was going to be Caboose vs. BigMcLargeHuge. But Caboose was heavily fined and suspended without pay. So that match won't take place tonight. Hopefully we can bring it to you next week on World Championship Wrestling. Tony: What a time for that to happen, Jim Ross. Especially with all the rumors that he OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, Anglesault, will appear and maybe even wrestle on The Intense Zone. JR: The fans would go crazy if that happened. We'll find out Monday. Let's kick it off with our first match of the night. It is a Loser leaves the Dungeon of Doom match. It's FatBastard vs. Frankenstein's Monstor with Taskmaster Logan by his side. Let's go up to the ring with our new ring announcer -- Gary Michael Cappetta! Tony "The Body": Cappetta! Losers Leaves Dungeon of Doom Match Frankenstein's Monster w/ Taskmaster Logan vs. FatBastard Gary: Our following contest is set for one fall, and is a Loser Leaves the Dungeon of Doom match. Introducing first, FatBastard! "Sexy Boy" hits and Fatbastard struts to the ring, he gets stuck in the ropes and the ref helps him get out. Tony "The Body": Looks like the Bastard is stuck again, Ross. We have over 3000 pounds of weight in the ring. JR: The ring was reinforced for this one. FatBastard stands and waits as his music is cut, suddenly we hear the all too familiar Dungeon of Doom laugh. "AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Gary: His opponent, being lead to the ring by Taskmaster Logan -- Frankstein's Monstor! Frankenstein's Monster steps out with Mario Logan. The Monster steps into the ring and has a stare down with the Fat Fuck. JR: Here we go, Tony. * DING * DING * DING* DING* Both men stare at each other for a while. FatBastard throws the first punch knocking the Monster into the corner. FatBastard hits him with an Avalanche, and goes up to the second rope, FatBastard hits a Banzai Drop, but doesen't pin the Monster. Tony: Frankenstein isn't enjoying that. JR: Any normal man would of been killed by now. Tony: JR, these guys aren't normal. The Dungeon has done more freaky things, that I can't even remember or allowed to talk about on the air. FatBastard drags the Monster into the corner and delivers a running elbow smash, and covers him. 1! 2! And no! JR: Elbow smash by the super, super, super heavyweight. The Monster kicked out sends FatBastard flying. The Monster storms up and stomps FatBastard as he gets up. The Monster goes for multiple clothelines but can't get the big man down. The Monster does his best Hulk Hogan impression, by sending FatBastard to the ropes and delivering the Big Boot and the leg drop. 1! 2! And no! Tony: Ross, everybody knows those two moves don't pin anybody. FatBastard kicks out. The Monster picks him up and hits the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on FatBastard, causing the announcers to fall over, along with the people in the first twelve rows. The Monster covers him 1! 2! 3! * DING * DING * DING * DING* *Announcers get up and put the headsets back on.* Gary: Ladies & Gentlemen, the winner of the match -- Frankenstein's Monstor! FatBastard must leave the Dungeon of Doom. JR: GOOD LORD!! The impact of the Chokeslam caused everybody near the ring to fall over. The table didn't break though. Tony: JR, it felt like being hit with a nuclear bomb. Only without the deadly effects. Cappetta doesn't even look like he felt the impact." Match is over, and FatBastard is out of the Dungeon. The Monster and Mario leave FatBastard's corpse. A loose spotlight that was knocked off during the impact, fall and hits the Monster n the head as he is leaving. JR: One of the lights above the ring just fell. The Monstor doesn't look like that hurt him at all. Tony: It's a sad, sad night for FatBastard, Jim Ross. Now he can go apply at McDonalds, and say (in Scottish voice) "Would you like fries with that?" The thing is -- he would eat the whole damn food supply there, and he would get fired. Maybe he can pose for Playgirl or Playboy. JR: (Laughs) I don't even want to think about FatBastard nude. Fans, next is a very special match. David & Courtney Cox Arquette vs. The Masked Mystery Eskimo & Derek the Fish. There's a lot to be told on that one. 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Chanel #99 Posted November 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 JR: Are next match is...uh...how should I say this? Tony "The Body": Different. JR: You can say that again. Tony "The Body": Different. JR: Fans, we're about to show you an interview done earlier today in Courtney & David's private dressing room. Where Courtney Cox Arquette challened Eskimo & Derek to a tag match vs. her & David. Take a look. Courtney: Eskimo! Last week, you & your fish boy, caused emotional damage to me & David. On WCW....HAHAHAHA! We aren't going to be friends! There's an old saying..."Payback's a bitch!" Well, you're about to find out, me & David are two mean BITCHES!! JR: (Laughs) There you have it. Courtney Cox Arquette's interview, where she demanded a tag match with her & David vs. Eskimo & Derek the Fish. David doesn't seem very thrilled with the match. Tony "The Body": (Laughing) JR, it's well know, Courtney & David have a different marriage than most normal people. I mean, c'mon. She wears the pants in the family, and brings home most of the income. JR: My gawd! Let's go back to Gary Michael Cappetta. Tony "The Body": More like our freak show. David & Courtney Cox Arquette vs. The Masked Mystery Eskimo & Derek the Fish Gary: The following contest is scheduled for one fall -- with TV time remaining. Already in the ring, introducing first, from the B-movies -- David Arquette! *Crowd boos* His partner, and wife, Courtney Cox Arquette! The team of She's the Boss! "Ice, Ice, Baby" hits, as The Masked Mystery Eskimo sleds to the ring through a icy white pyro blast, Derek The Fish riding along with him. Gary: Their opponents, from parts unknown, The Masked Mystery Eskimo & Derek the Fish! *Crowd cheers* JR: This Monday night on the Intense Zone. Eskimo has a chance to win the OAOAST U.S. Title, if he can defeat, Big Poppa Popick. Tony "The Body: It's going to be tough. BPP has the Deadly Alliance & the In Crowd on his side. And he's also the Commissioner of the Intense Zone. David and Courtney huddle in the ring, David looking very worried. Courtney decides she's going to start, and the MME gets in the ring. But the Friends star is calling out Derek The Fish. The MME looks doubtful, but picks up Derek and puts him in the ring. The match is on. Tony "The Body": Courtney wants the Fish, Ross! I think the Fish should start saying "What does everybody want? What doesn't everybody need? What does everybody love? Meat!" Think of the t-shirts that would sell. The foam fingers. JR: My goodness. It's all about the foam fingers, isn't it? Eskimo tagged Derek in. Don't tell me this is going to happen. Courtney tries to pick up Derek for a body slam, but she's just too thin. She tags in David, who eagerly attacks the fish with boots and an elbow drop. He goes for the cover – 1..2..No! Derek, wet as ever, slips out from under Arquette and into the Eskimo's corner. JR: (Laughing) MY GAWD!! The Fish got out of a pin. Tony "The Body": (Laughing) This is the damnest thing I've ever seen. What a crazy night this has been, and this is only our second match. One quick tag and in comes Mystery. Chops to Arquette, who howls in pain and runs to tag Courtney, but he slips on Derek and falls into The Eskimo's arms. The Eskimo delivers a shoulder breaker and taunts Courtney to a pop. Chickenwing suplex followed by Rolling KillerWhalePlexes from Eskimo get 3, but the ref is distracted by Courtney. The Eskimo pushes her off the ring apron and onto the guard rail. JR: Eskimo has the pin. But Courtney is distracting the ref. Arquette staggers up but gets taken straight back down into the FrostBite Facelock, and for the 2nd time in two weeks, taps immediately. Tony "The Body": Finally, it's all over. * DING * DING * DING * DING JR: The FrostBite sealed the win for The Masked Mystery Eskimo & Derek the Fish. Let's hear the official announcement from Gary. Gary: Ladies & Gentlemen, in 3 minutes 12 seconds, the winners of the match by submission -- The Masked Mystery Eskimo & Derek the Fish! JR: What's Courtney doing? Courtney is back in, but The Eskimo swings Derek round his head and launches him through the air, straight into her mouth. Derek enjoys his fish-job, as Courtney attempts to scream. Tony "The Body": JR! There's a bunch of meat in Courtney's mouth. This is turning into a porno movie! JR: (Laughing) I can't belive what we're seeing, fans. Tony "The Body": Look who's coming from the crowd. From the crowd, Big Poppa Popick jumps over the guardrail and slids under the ring. The Mystery Eskimo, unknowing, turns around to be hit with the US TITLE BELTSHOT! TME is dazed and BPP locks in the front full nelson...ICONOCLAM onto the belt. TME's head hits with a sickening thud on the US TITLE BELT, and he slumps into unconsciousness. JR: GOOD LORD!! Big Poppa Popick just ran out from the crowd and hit Eskimo in the head with the U.S. Title. *BPP picks up his belt.* BPP: This goes to all of you out there who dislike me. I don't care. But you better respect me, and you better respect this belt. Because if you don't WHAM, you don't see it coming! And Eskimo doesn't see the inevitable coming Monday. The inevitable is the ref's hand counting to three while he lays flat on his back. This U.S. Title means something, and unless Eskimo understands that, and wants it more than I, he stands no chance. BPP: No chance, Suuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkaaaa! *BPP poses with the belt held aloft as the crowd boos...* *Crowd pops* JR: IT'S ANGLE-PLEX! Tony "The Body": What the hell is he doing getting involved? *BPP gets out of the ring.* JR: Big Poppa is getting out of here. Well, Tony -- Monday night is Eskimo vs. BPP. Who do you think will win? Tony "The Body": I gotta go with the current U.S. Champion, Big Poppa Popick. BPP doesn't have to beat Eskimo. Eskimo has to beat BPP. It's like my motto, Jim Ross. "Always win, lose if you must, but always cheat!" JR: I'm not surprised by your motto. The Great Angle Bash control center is next. -----Commerical ad for The Great Angle Bash. "Sunday night, June 23rd, LIVE! And only on Pay-Per-View! A new summer time tradition will be borned. The Great Angle Bash explodes into your television screens. See the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title defended in a "Prince of Darkness" match. It's Anglesault vs. Caboose! The OAOAST Intercontinental & Hardcore Titles will be unified into the brand new TV Championship! It's IC Champion, Alfdogg vs. Hardcore Champion, EvenflowDDT! A "Miss OAOAST" competition will take place with three special judges. It's Molly vs. Treble Charged! All that and more. LIVE! Sunday, June 23rd. An event so big, people are demanding it be moved up a week for Father's Day! It's The Great Angle Bash!! 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Chanel #99 Posted November 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 Tony "The Body": I'm Tony "The Body" here in The Great Angle Bash Control Center! The Great Angle Bash is 22 days away. An even so big...people are demanding to move it up a week! The main event is a "Prince of Darkness" match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title. Which means both men will wear hoods over their heads thoughout the match. It's the challenger, Caboose vs. the Champion, Anglesault. A unification match will also take. As the Intercontinental & Hardcore Titles will be unified into the brand new Television Championship. The TV Champion will defend his title on every OAOAST program. The IC Champ, Alfdogg vs. the Hardcore Champ, EvenflowDDT! These guys are apart of groups that are allies with each other. Alfdogg with the Deadly Alliance. Evenflow with The In Crowd. Also on The Great Angle Bash: BigMcLargeHuge vs. The Sole Survivor. Taskmaster Logan says a Tower of Doom Cage match will take place with the infamous and oh so dangerous, Dungeon of Doom vs. three OAOAST wrestlers. What does he have plan? We'll all find out at The Great Angle Bash. Plus, a "Miss OAOAST" competition. Molly vs. Treble Charged! All that and more! LIVE! Sunday, June 23rd. And only on Pay-Per-View. It's The Great Angle Bash!!" Narrator: The Sole Survivor is up next! ----Commerical Gary: The following contest is set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, TheSoleSurvivor! ::The APA Theme hits and The Sole Survivor comes out to MASSIVE boos! He dodges debris being thrown at him as he enters the ring. He poses on the turnbuckles for his big match against some local jobber.:: Beehtoven's 5th Symphony hits and out comes Johann Mozart, with an elegant wig and costume, accompianed by his Butler, Schreeves. He enters the ring and the bell rings. Gary: His opponent, from the richest part of the U.K., accompanied by his Butler, Schreeves -- Johann Mozart! (Crowd boos) JR: The fans don't really like either of these guys. From the richest part of the U.K.? Is there such a thing? Tony: I don't know. It may be on the corner of parts unknown. TSS starts by kicking the living bejeezus out of Johann, and then starts dropping knees on his face. Johann is bleeding from the nose already. TSS hits a fist drop and covers for 2. TSS picks Johann up and whips him into the ropes, but Johann catches TSS with a surprise school-boy for 1. TSS bails to the outside. JR: Johann caught TSS by surprise there. TSS decided to go outside. Tony: Which is a smart move, Jim Ross. We all know there's no time-outs in wrestling, and that's the closest thing you'll get to a time-out. Johann tries a pescado but TSS catches him in Mid-Air and just chucks him into the crowd, taking out a few people in the front row. TSS goes back into the ring, raises his arm in the air and yells "BIG UP TEXAS!" to unbelievable boos. Johann finally gets back to the ring.......only to be hit with a HUGE BRADSHAW BOMB~! which actually causes a dent in the strcuture of the ring. TSS places Johann's corpse on the top rope backwards, and hits a top-rope release dragon suplex! TSS covers for the easy 3 at 3:57. * DING * DING * DING * DING * JR: That's it. Let's go to Gary for the official announcement. Gary: The winner of the match in 3 minutes 57 seconds -- The Sole Survivor! Post-Match, TSS grabs a box fan, and beats the hell out of Johann with it. He then chucks it out of the ring, and it hits Johann's butler. TSS leaves the ring and walks up the ramp to the back stage, while EMT attend to the fallen composer. JR: C'mon! That's un-called for. Tony: I think this is great, Jim Ross. People think TSS stock fell after AngleSlam. He just proved he still has it, and is willing to prove himself to get another shot at the gold. JR: Celebrity vs. Wrestler is next. Angle-Plex vs. Levar Berton. -----Commerical ad for the OAOAST Magazine. "This months issue of the OAOAST Magazine features pictures of AngleSlam. 10 questions with Tony "The Body". And why OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, Anglesault turned down a contract with the WWE. All that and more. If you don't see it at your local newsstand...ASK FOR IT BY NAME!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 JR: This is World Championship Wrestling, and up next is our final match. It's "Celebrity vs Wrestler." Tony: Lets take a look at how this match came about...... ::Clips are shown of Heldown. It shows AP's appearence on "reading rainbow", some other clips, and Levar Berton getting hit by the truck:: ::Backstage, Michael Cole is with AP:: Cole: AP, you'll soon be fighting the host........ ::Levar Berton enters the room:: Levar Berton: So AP, you don't like books, huh? Well then I garentee that you won't like this one. It's called "Kicking Angleplex's Ass: The Levar Berton Story". See you out in the ring. ::Levar walks away:: AP: Hey, if you and BBP need any more KY Jelly, I think I saw some in Alfdogg's room. Tony "The Body": JR, we thought the FatBastard, Frankenstein's Monstor's match was crazy...This might be even wilder. JR: Take it away, Gary Michael Cappetta. Angleplex vs Levar Berton Gary: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, and is the celebrity vs. wrestler match! Introducing first, representing the aWo -- Angle-Plex! (Crowd pops) ::Woohoo by blur hits over the loudspeakers. AnglePlex walks out to a huge pop. AP walks around the ring slapping his fans hands. He enters the ring and gives the aWo signal:: JR: Angle-Plex gets a great reaction from the fans. He's been having some problems with Big Poppa Popick, Tony. As we saw earlier tonight. "The Body": Angle-Plex had no excuse to come out and chase BPP away. When Big Poppa was taking Eskimo to school. I think we'll hear more about this in the upcoming weeks. JR: Maybe as soon as this Monday on The Intense Zone. Gary: His opponent, representing PBS. Levar Berton! ::The Reading Rainbow theme hits as Levar Berton and several gaurds walk to the ring. Levar gets in the ring and bows, which gets major heat from the fans:: Tony: JR, have you read any good books lately? JR: As a matter of fact, I wrote a cook book. Tony: I bet that didn't sell well? JR: It did pretty good. Have you read anything good? Tony "The Body": Yeah, and it's called Playboy. I had a HARD time reading that, if you know what I mean, Jim Ross. JR: Man, I tell ya, Tony -- you're going to get us kicked off the air one day. ::The bell rings. Levar Berton screams like a girl and runs toward AP, swinging both of his arms. AP dropkicks Levar, sending him down to the mat. AP jumps on the top rope and delivers a "10 Star Frog Splash" to Levar. The ref counts. 1...2....TMO appears and pulls the ref out of the ring. AP looks pissed, but TMO runs away before he can do anything:: JR: Angle-Plex has control of this match. ::"I'm so excited" hits over the loudspeakers. Out runs Richard Simmons, Christopher Lowell, and Pat Patterson.:: Tony: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! ::They all enter the ring. AP hits all the three with a series of spinning heel kicks. He jumps on the top and hits another "10 Star Frog Splash" on Patterson. He raises his hands, but turns around to see Berton, Lowell, and Simmons. They start slapping the shit out of AP. AP spears all three of them. They all exit the ring:: JR: Angle-Plex is fighting back. SPEAR!! He speared all three men! Tony: At least he didn't spear him another way. ::AP is standing in the ring alone, surrounded by the 4 "men". Simmons tries to enter the ring, but gets kicked in the stomach. Out of nowhere, the ULTIMATE WARRIOR~ clothslines AP from beihnd.:: JR: IT'S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!! Tony: This is wild! ::Warrior picks AP up and delivers a gorilla press slam to him, followed by a "Warrior Splash". All the men enter the ring and stand victorious.:: ::Richard Simmons grabs the mic from Gary Michael Cappetta.:: Tony: What's he going to say? Richard Simmons: And now, the man that put all of this together: ::"My Way" hits, and out comes MICHAEL COLE! He enters the ring:: JR: MICHAEL COLE! DAMN HIM! DAMN HIM TO HELL! Tony: I knew it! The whole World knew it, Jim Ross. Cole bats for the other side of the team. Not like there's nothing wrong with that. Michael Cole: So you think you can make fun of us? This is what you get! JR: This may be the most powerful stable of all time! ::Just as JR says that, the Warrior snaps. He grabs Cole's neck and snaps it. He turns around and delivers a double clothsline to Simmons and Patterson. He punches Lowell in the face. He picks Berton up in a gorrilla press slam position, but instead throws him into the first few rows of the crowd. Security runs out with tasers, and shock the Warrior numerous times. The Warrior throws all of them out of the ring. He turns around to recieve a chair shot from AP. Warrior no sells it. AP hits the Warrior with 5 more chair shots. The Warrior is on the ring apron, only standing by holding the ropes. AP runs against the opposite ropes, does a summersault, and dropkicks the chair into Warrior's face. The steel bounces off Warrior's head, sending him to the concrete on the outside. AP stands alone in the ring when Big Poppa Popick runs out from the crowd and hits AP with the U.S. Title. JR: GOOD LORD!! Did you hear that noise the belt shot made? Tony: BPP attacked Angle-Plex just like he did Eskimo earlier tonight. ::Levar climbs back into the ring and covers AP.:: JR: 1....2....3! * DING * DING * DING * DING* JR: My God! Levar Berton has just beaten Angleplex! Tony: WHOA! What a shocker this is. Gary: Ladies & Gentlemen, the winner of the match is 6 minutes 52 seconds -- Levar Berton! JR: You heard that right fans. Levar Berton just beat Angle-Plex. Tony: Angle-Plex is stunned. Hey, he's grabbed a chair. ::AP can't believe it. He gets a chair and starts to hit Berton over and over. EMT's come out to help Berton, but AP hits them with chairs. Finnally, CWM and Some Guy run out and calm AP down. AP throws the chair down and leaves with his aWo partners:: JR: Angle-Plex may have lost the match, but he's winning the war. What a wild match that was. Tony: I can't belive it! And what's the deal with BPP running out and hitting Angle-Plex with the U.S. Title? JR: I'm sure Angle-Plex will address that issue Monday night on The Intense Zone. Fans, another incredible week of OAOAST action here on World Championship Wrestling. Monday night is The Intense Zone with BPP vs. Eskimo for the U.S. Title, and the rumored return of the World Champion, Anglesault. For Tony "The Body" -- I'm Jim Ross. See you next week on World Championship Wrestling! Director Tony149 Producers TheSoleSurvivor Angle-Plex Mystery Eskimo MarioLogan Supervising Producers Big Poppa Popick CobainWasMurdered Executive Producer Tony149 2002 OAOAST, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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