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Taped: 12/30/02

CUE: Strokes “Last Night”

Last night, she said

-B-3 Pyro Explodes

Aww baby I feel so down

-Reject fusses after his loss

Well it turns me off

-Flash of light

When I feel left out,

-Caboose from the beams

So I walked out

-Zack walks out

Little girl don’t care no more

-Golem surveys the ring

I know this for sure

-BPP before his match

I’m walking out that door

-AngleSault behind the entrance curtain

Well I’ve been in town for just 15 minutes now

-Snapshot of El Dandy and SpiderPoet

And baby I feel so down, I cannot try

-Anges after losing his North American Belt

I’ve been walking for miles

-Jingus powerbombing SpiderPoet

And people they don’t understand

-Nazmistry hitting the top rope mystery-can-rana

Your girlfriends they can’t understand

-Allison backstage watching Golem’s match

Your grandsons they can’t understand

-A bloody Sandman

On top of this, I ain’t ever gonna understand

-Caboose rears back with a cricket bat

Last night, she said

Aww baby don’t feel so down

-Superstar holding the belt

Well it turns me off

-Thunderkid grasping the brass knucks

When I feel left out,

-Reject enters the arena

So I turned around,

-BPP and Tony hug

Little girl don’t care no more

-An “I heart Zack” poster

I know this for sure

-Bloodied Zack being stretchered back

I’m walking out that door

-A shot of CWM falling through the cage

Well I’ve been in town for just 15 minutes now

-El Dandy hitting the El Dandy-nator

Aww baby it’s gonna be allright, it was a great big lie

-Alternate shot of Thunderkid pinning Angle-Plex

Cause I left that night, yeah!

-Superstar with the belt raised

And people they don’t understand

-BPP and Tony touching gloves

Your girlfriends they can’t understand

-Dual Shot of AngleSault and Superstar

Your grandsons they can’t understand

-Greenmist counting the 3

On top of this, I ain’t ever gonna understand

-PollyCutter on the top of the cage

breakdown…

-Again, CWM falls through the cage ceiling

Aww its all right baby

-FallenAngel on Tony

jam session…

-Out of Body Experience on BPP

And people they don’t understand

-Shot of the arena

Young people they can’t understand

-AngleSault and Superstar’s shoulders shown down

Your spaceships they can’t understand

-Sandman wielding his weapon of choice

On top of this, I ain’t ever gonna understand

-Split from of AngleSault and Superstar with the belt

Last Night...

-OaOasT logo

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Last night seques into Bill Watts's backstage Office, we see Angle-Plex storms in. He looks very angry.

Angle-Plex: Watts, you breathable piece of garbage, I want my OAOAST North American Title back, RIGHT NOW! I know you've seen last nights footage, and you know the outcome of that match was unjust.

Watts: SHUT UP! I'm very busy with this battle royal tonight. We'll talk about this next week.

Angle-Plex: Well then. I guess I'll just have to get my title back myself.

Watts: What does that mean?

Angle-Plex smirks and walks out of the office. Watts gets back to signing his very important documents.

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*The lights in the arena go out in the arena. The red, white and blue a, W, and o appear on the ramp. The aWo porno starts and stops very quickly. Finally, Dream On by Aeromsith begins to play, and Anglesault's pyro shoots off. Anglesault begins to walk out to a huge chorus of boos. However, a very odd thing happens. The fans begin to cheer. Not for AS, however, but for what he is wearing...or rather, not wearing. AS has an expressionless face, half hidden by a pair of sunglasses. He is wearing his robe, actually tied this time. What the fans notice however, is that he does NOT have his OAOAST World title in his possession. Fans who missed the PPV hope for the best, and those who did see it hope that something happened with the decision. AS finally makes it to the ring, microphone in hand.*

Anglesault: Last night was a big night in the history of the OAOAST. Huge matches took place. Rivalries were settled. And titles...Well, you know.

*The fans really begin to get excited.*

Anglesault: But the one thing that really stood out, was the "new alliance" bullshit. The aWo is the biggest, baddest, and strongest stable in the past, present and future of the OAOAST. I am the best damned champion in the history of this company. I have compiled the best list of wrestlers in the company. And I have to listen to a fat pig like JR ramble about how this "New alliance" is going to save the OAOAST and defeat the aWo. Tony, Zack, BPP or whoever the fuck else wants to oppose the aWo will learn the hard way, and believe me, I mean it, that anyone who fucks with me will meet a most unpleasant fate.

*More booing*

Anglesault: But, as most of you all know by now, the things that really concern me, are the things that deal with me specifically. It's a part of human nature, and if you try to hide it, you are all bigger hypocrites than you claim I am.

*Take a guess as to that reaction*

Anglesault: Last night, my title...my precious OAOAST title, was soiled. It left my worthy hands, and was held by someone else!

*The crowd erupts. Anglesault starts to untie his robe. The fans deflate, expecting to see the belt. What they see, however, is an obvious fake. A HUGE roar from the crowd.*

Anglesault: Superstar, you tarnished my belt, you STOLE it from me, and tried to attack me with it. Well, I hope you're happy! You did serious damage to that title! Just because you will never, ever, ever be champion...

*The crowd falls apart*

Anglesault: Oh, I'm sorry, did you think I lost my belt? You people DO know who I was facing, right? This is a man who could barely win his own federation! Anyway, Superstar, you ripped leather on that belt, and dented metal. Rikishi has been traveling all over this God forsaken city looking for someone who can fix it. So far, the closest we've come is Bubba the yokel and his pickax! WHAT THE HELL? Jesus people, farms are not the center of the world anymore! Do to Superstar and the gross incompetence of this city, I am forced to wear this fake THING!

*Boos for the city slurs, cheers for the fake belt*

Anglesault: Now, I've heard how I should give Supershit a rematch. I am not obligated to, and quite frankly, have no reason to. However, I AM a kind person at heart, so I have an offer. Superstar, you may not deserve it, especially after last night, but I WILL grant you a rematch. On several conditions. When I beat you, this will be your last title shot until I hehe lose the belt. Second, and this is most important, is that if you DO accept, your little Mortal Kombat rip off buddies are banned from ringside. Thirdly, this match will be a match of MY choosing, coming entirely from my own, some say sick, mind. And Superstar, I hope you don't underestimate how sick I can be. Because I will take you to hell and back. And I will enjoy it.

As Anglesault finishes, Angle-Plex walks out from the crowd to enter the ring. He grabs a chair and sits in the ring as AngleSault leans against a turnbuckle.

Angle-Plex: After hours of asking and asking, Mr. Watts has decided not to give me my OAOAST North American Title back. Even after the travesty that took place in my match last night, he has decided not even to give me a rematch. He says that I must work to become the #1 contender for my belt again. Ha. I think we all know that this isn't just about the OAOAST North American Title anymore, but this is about backstage politics. Mr.Watts doesn't like me. Mr.Watts doesn't like the aWo. Mr.Watts doesn't like........

Thunderkid's music plays and he storms out from backstage. He has his OAOAST North American Title over his shoulder. He stands on the ramp with a mic.

Thunderkid: Plex, quit your bitchin'! The reason you aren't getting a rematch tonight, or any other night, is because I won this title fair and square. You just weren't good enough. Then you say that I hit you with brass knuckles? Bullshit.

Angle-Plex gets out of the chair and starts walking around the ring. He interrupts Thunderkid.

Angle-Plex: Thunderkid, let me call your attention to the angletron. Play the footage.

(AP pulls out brassknuckles and hides them behind his back. AP picks up TK near the ropes and starts flipping the crowd off. THUNDERBOLT DDT~!)

(OaOast Replay: Thunderbolt DDT. 1-2-3. But we can see what appears to look like a foot under the ropes. )

(OaOast Reverse Angle: Thunderbolt DDT. It's clear now. AP's right foot in underneath the ropes but the ref couldn't see it, his body was facing the shoulders of AP.)

Angle-Plex: You may not have used the brass knuckles, but even Stevie Wonder can see that my feet where under the ropes. That should mean that I get my belt back, but backstage politics forbid me to do so.

Thunderkid: Alright. You want your rematch? Let's do it RIGHT NOW!!!

Angle-Plex: Thunderkid, now is not the right time nor the right place, and since I know you're such a white collar babyface, I know you won't attack me first. It has been proven time and time again that I, despite being named one of the best technical wrestlers in the world, have been overlooked, so the more charasmatic, and fan-friendly superstars can be at the top. Well, if I can't get to the top with my in-ring abilities, I guess I'll just have to do it out of the ring. Next week, Thunderkid, I'll be waiting for you. With a surprise. Oh yeah, turn around!

CWM runs in with a PollyCutter to Thunderkid, and SomeGuy emerges from retirement to follow that up with a SOMEsplash. Sandman limps in from behind the broadcast position, and the aWo take center stage in the ring, relishing in their position, but not for long.

::"Cowboy" flares and Bill Watts walks from behind the AngleTron to address the assembled aWo members.::

AngleSault: Oh look, a washed-up has been has come out here....

Bill Watts: I'll be brief AS. After last night's match, I am hereby making it official that you and Superstar will lock up once again for the World Title at next month's PPV. And, after conferring with Superstar earlier today, the Board of Directors has granted a request to make this a very special match indeed. Nothing like this has been done before, and nothing like this will ever come again.

AngleSault: What? He's going to stop shaving...

::AngleSault is cut off by "Simply Ravishing" and Tony the Body comes out to a deafening pop::

Tony: And that's not all. After last night, the aWo was frightened. They had the OaOasT fractured. Well, that's not the case now is it boys?

CWM: So you think.

Tony: Well, there's kinda an announcement regarding that. You see

::Tony unbottons his coat to reveal a Team OaOasT shirt.::

::crowd pops::

::"My Hero" and its drumline start up, with Zack and BPP walking out on stage to join Bill Watts and Tony the Body.::

BPP: It seems we have a few cards to play of our own. Now, as to TK's problem with Angle-Plex, you're in the right AP. But then again, you did try and cheat to win~! so therefore, I am holding up the North American T.V. Title until next week, where you and TK will fight in a ladder match to have a proper winner.

Tony: In addition, we, Team OaOasT, would like to announce that Zack Malibu will be competing in the Royal Rumble.

Zack: And I will win, and the go on to AngleMania 2 to win the gold I have deserved thricely from either you AngleSlut or Superstar.

BPP: Finally, a favor from us to Caboose. Caboose, you've got a spot in the battle royale tonight.

Bill Watts: Let.

::Lights fade out, a spotlight appears in the rafters. Caboose stands silent. Fade::

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JR: The following was announced just previously after Anglesault complained backstage that Superstar has not earned his #1 contendership. Thus, due to his performance at B3, Jingus faces Superstar for rights to the next title shot.

Match: The Superstar vs. Jingus

one fall, 15 minute time limit

The two men are already in the ring, ready for this match to start. After a brief staredown, the bell rings and this match is on!

Jingus confidently calls for a test of strength, but Superstar ain’t stupid, yo, so he avoids him, going behind Jingus in a waistlock. He tries to lift the Devil Man for a German Suplex, but Jingus easily fights it off and shoves Superstar down. Superstar charges once again at Jingus but is met with a vicious clothesline. Jingus goes to the throat of Superstar with a blatant choke, until the ref forces Jingus to break the hold at 5. The Devil Man gives a death stare to the referee, which allows Superstar to get up and fire off knife-edge chops at Jingus! Jingus tries to no-sell them, but his chest turns a very, very dark red and he’s forced to. Superstar takes advantage of this by hitting a vertical suplex! Cover…but Jingus immediately tosses Superstar off of him and gets up. He whips Superstar into the ropes, and gives him a Droopy dog one-arm judo slam. This time he targets Superstar’s face, giving him a claw with his gigantic hand. Since this is legal, Superstar actually has to fight out of it, and he does, using an undetected move that Jingus HAS to sell…a WELL PLACED KICK TO THE NUTS~! As Jingus howls in pain, Superstar takes advantage by executing a mammoth Tiger Driver! He bounds off the ropes and lands a running senton, and begins stomping on the legs of the Devil Man. He locks in a spinning toehold, but Jingus uses his free leg to push Superstar off of him. As he’s getting up, Superstar charges and attempts a sunset flip, but Jingus won’t go down. He tries to sit down on Superstar, but he moves and Jingus falls on his ass. Superstar does the old Mr. Perfect neck-snap, and since Jingus is still sitting up, a Kaientai-like dropkick to the face.

Jingus is now thinking “enough of this shit, time to put the little runt away”, so when Superstar whips JINGUS into the ropes, he immediately reverses the whip and nails a massive big boot. He picks Superstar up and easily lifts him for an awe-inspiring HELLBUSTER~! Cover: 1…2…NO! Frustrated, Jingus picks up Superstar and tries another one, but Superstar goes behind Jingus…and lifts him into a German Suplex…OH MY GAWD ANOTHER…AND THE ALL-STAR~! Superstar dashes to the top rope before Jingus can even think of no-selling…FROG SPLASH! Cover: 1..2.NO! Jingus kicked out exerting little effort. As Jingus is bent over getting up, Superstar takes advantage, hitting the SUPERSHOT! He picks Jingus up (or, Jingus gets up and Superstar pretends to take the credit), and sets him up for the Supernova, but as he’s standing on the top turnbuckle, Jingus shoves him off ALL THE WAY to the outside!

Jingus heads to the outside, taunting a pesky 10-year old fan at ringside. He TEARS UP HIS AUTOGRAPH BOOK~! MAH GAWD, WHAT A BASTARD! He rolls Superstar back into the ring, and stalks him…CLAWSLAM! No wait, Superstar rolls through…into a takedown pin! 1…2…NO. Pissed off, Jingus no-sells this and attempts the massive DEVILBOMB, but Superstar counters with a WELL PLACED KICK TO THE NUTS! As Jingus crumples to the mat in pain, Superstar heads to the apron, signals, and…nails his two-part finisher, the INFINITY STAR PRESS~! Cover: 1…2…ANGLESAULT! ANGLESAULT! ANGLESAULT JUST BROKE UP THE PINFALL! The referee calls for the bell and the Disqualification!

Winner: The Superstar via DQ in 5:37.

Anglesault pounds on Superstar and waits for him to get up…BELTSHOT! He heads to the top rope…BELT-ASSISTED SALTSAULT! However, Jingus is staring a HOLE in the Champion for costing him the match because of a vendetta. Before he can do anything to Sault, however, the Champion exits the ring, aware of Jingus’ feelings, and heads up the ramp proud of himself.

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The aWo are backstage, preparing for the battle royale. AS is seen pumping CWM and AP.

AS: “Now, you know that you two are our hope for this thing. Remember, both of you gotta stay in

this match for us to get those tag belts. I’d be in this, but I’m the world champ. ::sniffs::

Besides, if Agnes hadn’t blown it last night, we wouldn’t need to worry about this match.

Agnes starts to protest, but AS shuts him up.

AS: “Now, remember, strength in numbers. Don’t fight alone. At…”

AS is interrupted by Sandman’s hobbling up to the party. Sandman is holding a small piece of

white paper.

AS: “Sandie, what do you think you’re doing?”

Sandman: “I’m in this thing. We need all of the numbers we can get.”

CWM: “Dude, no you’re not?”

Sandman: “Dude, yes I am.”

AS: “Sandman, you lost ¼ of your body’s blood last night. If that match had gone two minutes

longer, you would be dead. Agnes here, of all people, saved your life last night.”

Sandman: “I’m in this. Thanks to Agnes over there, we’ve only got one belt. We need every chance

we can get to get those tag belts.”

AS: “I can’t believe I’m about to do this. Gimme that, I’ll be in this. ::AS yanks the number

away from Sandman, looks at it, and makes a look on his face of disgust:: Sandman, goddamn that

a horrible number! ::AS sighs, takes a moment to compose himself.:: All right, us three, let’s

do it.”

The aWo, sans Sandman, head off to prepare for the battle royale.

Battle Royale

To Determine the #1 Contenders for the OAOAST Tag Team Titles

The crowd is electric as the Ring Announcer explains the rules for this matchup.

“The matchup will start with two men. Every minute after that, another person shall enter the

match. All entries have been randomly drawn. To be eliminated, a person must be thrown over the

top rope, with both feet hitting the arena floor. The last two people remaining in the ring

shall be the winners and the #1 contenders for the OAOAST Tag Team Championships. Now, the

contestant who drew #1!”

“Short Stories With Tragic Endings” hits as the Spectacular Spider Poet swings his way down to

the ring. SP is a little banged up from last night, when he and El Dandy failed to take the tag

belts away from the Mystery Weirdness Connection in a Double Tables match. SP and Dandy have

failed to take the belts two months in a row. If both of them win tonight, they can try for a

third.

“And now, the contestant who drew #2!”

“Hells’ Bells” hits as EL DANDY~! makes his way down to the ring. Both SP and Dandy look

shocked, as they are the first two contestants in this battle royale tonight.

Dandy slides into the ring as the bell rings, signaling the start of this match!

Both SP and Dandy look apprehensive about fighting each other, as they circle the ring. They go

for a collar-and-elbow lockup, struggle for a few seconds, then break the hold. The crowd starts

to boo, as they came here tonight looking for action, and aren’t getting any. Both SP and Dandy

are noticeably affected by the booing.

The two lockup again, and this time Dandy grabs a headlock. SP shoots Dandy into the ropes, but

takes a shoulderblock on the rebound. Instead of pressing the advantage, Dandy helps his partner

to his feet, as the crowd boos more. Dandy and SP are confused at what to do.

The two of them lockup again, this time with SP scoring the headlock. Dandy shoots SP off,

leapfrogs SP as his rebounds, and takes SP over with an armdrag. SP is immediately back to his

feet, as the two partners stare each other down.

The staredown is interrupted by the clock, as a giant 10 appears on the OAOASTron. Both men

immediately turn to the ramp, looking to see who will be coming down next.

9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

A.W.O.

“Dream On” hits as #3 is the OAOAST World Champion, AngleSault! The crowd is surprised at that

the World Champion has entered himself into this matchup, and that he received such an early

entry. AS poses with the pryo, then drops the OAOAST World Championship and rushes the ring!

AS slides into the ring, then hits a front somersault to avoid the rush of Dandy and SP. AS hits

a quick dropkick to the left knee of Dandy, sending him crashing to the mat. SP hits a few right

hands on the champ, before AS blocks and drills SP with a DDT! Dandy is back up, or at least

until AS takes him over with a Sweet Emotion! SP is up and eats a dropkick to the chin. AS stops

to pose as he has both men in vulnerable positions!

AS comes over to SP, who is dazed in the corner. AS lifts both of SP’s legs, and tries to push

him over the top rope. SP is holding on for dear life, as AS is shoving away, and has most of

SP’s body over the top rope! Dandy is able to break it up by hitting the champ from behind.

SP pulls himself back in, as Dandy whips AS across the ring. AS hits the turnbuckles, but

backdrops a charging Dandy over the ropes! Dandy manages to land on the apron, but AS sees it

coming and preps a big right hand. SP catches AS’s fist as he rears back, and spins the champ

around. Hurricarana! AS is stunned, as Dandy scales to the top and hits a big cross body! AS is

being rocked, as the crowd goes crazy! SP and Dandy haul the champ to his feet, shoot him into

the ropes, and hit a big double backdrop! AS lands hard, and rolls out of the ring, as 10

appears on the OAOASTron.

10…9…8…7…6…5

SP and Dandy stare at the ramp, focused on who is coming up next. AS lies on the outside,

looking for a moment to recover.

4…3…2…1…0

ELV1S IS IN THE BUILDING!!!!!!

Mario shakes, rattles, and rolls his way down the ramp, and enters the battle royale. However,

SP and Dandy immediately jump Mario, pounding away on the heavily gimmicked man. SP and Dandy

shoot Mario off the ropes and deliver another double backdrop, struggling to get Mario up in the

air. Mario is stunned, but rushes at both men who duck out of the way as Mario charges and goes

over the ropes. Mario lands on his feet, but AS leaps up from ringside and yanks Mario off the

apron, eliminating him.

AS hops onto the apron, and guillotines Dandy on the top rope. As AS did not gone over the top

rope, it is not an elimination. AS slides back into the ring and clotheslines SP down to the

mat. AS hauls SP up by his air and throws him over the top rope. SP does hold on and lands on

the apron, but AS does not notice. AS lifts Dandy up to his feet and delivers a jawbreaker. AS

stand and poses for the people, until he is drilled by an SP springboard dropkick to the small

of his back, sending him out of the ring, through the ropes.

10 appears on the OAOASTron, as both SP and Dandy, more banged up this time, ready themselves

for the next wave. AS is down on the outside again.

9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#5 is Green Mist, as he sprints his way down to the ring. Instead of sliding in, GM pauses on

the outside, well aware of the double team that awaits him inside. GM instead goes over to AS on

the outside and starts stomping away. SP and Dandy leave the ring, through the ropes, and attack

GM on the outside. SP and Dandy whips GM hard into the guardrail, as AS retreats to the other

side of the ring to recover. SP and Dandy rolls GM back into the ring and follow.

GM retreats to a corner, where he delivers a high kick to a charging Dandy. SP rushes in and

nails GM with a dropkick, but AS sees the opportunity he needs and slides into the ring, and

applies the Screams of No Reply on Dandy, who frantically tries to make it to the ropes. SP

breaks up the hold, but GM clotheslines SP down from behind.

AS pairs of with Dandy, while GM focuses on SP. AS is pounding on Dandy in the corner, while GM

chokes SP with his foot. 10 appears on the OAOASTron, and for once, no one responds to the

clock, except for the crowd, who happily counts down.

9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#6 is Reject, who also sprints down into the ring. Reject slides into the ring and is unsure who

to attack, so he decides to take a shot at the OAOAST champion. Reject hammers AS from behind

with a forearm, finally knocking the champ off of Dandy and down to the mat. Dandy is able to

get out of the corner, but Reject catches him with a high kick to knock Dandy back into the

corner.

On the other side of the ring, GM is trying to lift SP out of the ring. GM has one of SP’s legs

over the ropes, while SP holds on for dear life. Reject pounds away on Dandy, while AS appears

content to let others do all the work, as he is leaning against the ropes, away from the action.

Reject springboard to the second rope and comes off with a sidekick to the jaw of Dandy,

slumping him against the corner. AS sees his chance and sprints at Reject, clotheslining him

over the top rope! Reject holds onto the ropes and lands on the apron, however. AS is

frantically kicking at Reject, trying to knock Reject off the apron before he can get back into

the ring. SP pokes GM in the eye, and makes his way back into the ring.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#7 is Zack Malibu! The P.O.P. runs down to the ring, obviously busted up from last night’s HIAC

match with CWM. Zack slides into the ring and goes straight for Anglesault, taking him down with

a big tackle! Dandy quickly gets out of the way as AS is being manhandled by one angry prep!

Dandy sees a chance to help up his tag partner, but Reject interrupts that with a baseball slide

to Dandy’s left knee, the one AS hit earlier. Dandy goes down, as Reject stomps away on him. SP

gets the upper hand on GM, hitting a series of knees to GM’s stomach.

Zack has AS in the corner, and is stomping away on the aWo leader. Reject attacks Zack from

behind, but Zack blasts Reject with a short clothesline, nearly taking Reject’s head off! That

gives AS times to hit a low blow on Zack and regain his breath. Dandy is on the mat, holding his

knee, while SP is trying to lift GM over the top rope.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#8 is Naz Mistry, who is all bandaged up after his match with Caboose last night. Naz takes his

time coming down to the ring, until he sees his tag partner, GM, in serious trouble. Naz sprints

into the ring and attacks SP from behind, saving GM. Naz goes to work on SP.

Dandy is working on his left knee, while AS chokes Zack on the mat. Reject attacks Naz, but GM

kicks Reject in the head, knocking Reject down to the mat. GM and Naz are double-teaming SP in

the corner, working over the agile warrior.

Dandy makes it up to his feet and attacks GM and Naz, saving his partner. Reject is checking his

teeth, while looking for someone to fight. AS is firing away with right hands on Zack, who has

yet to recover from that low blow. Dandy and SP brawl with Naz and GM, as the two teams clash

over the right for another tag title shot.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#9 is Bowser Logan, who hasn’t been seen since losing the first blood match to Sandman a month

ago. BL enters the ring, and is immediately jumped by Reject. Dandy has the upper hand on Naz,

while SP and GM are still exchanging punches.

AS is trying to lift Zack over the top, while Zack holds onto the turnbuckle to save himself.

Reject nails BL with a spinning heel kick, knocking the Koopa King against the ropes. GM has the

upper hand on SP, while Dandy pounds away on Naz against the ropes.

Reject nails BL with a superkick, sending BL over the top, to the floor! BL is eliminated, as

Reject celebrates in the ring. Zack has an eye gouge on AS, in order to prevent himself from

being eliminated. Naz, GM, SP, and Dandy continue to brawl near the ropes.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#10 is Angle-Plex, who sprints down to the ring and goes straight after Zack. Zack fights back,

but is unable to withstand the onslaught of the Angle Twins and falls to the mat, where the two

Angles stomp away on him.

Reject considers attacking AP, but decides instead to help out the aWo in beating on Zack. SP

and Dandy are trying to lift Naz out of the ring, until GM breaks that up with stiff kicks to

their ribcages.

The two Angles step back while Reject stomps away on Zack in the corner, before they both grab

him from behind and throw him over the top, out of the ring! Reject is gone, as the aWo goes

back to pounding away on a tired Zack Malibu.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#11 is Alfdogg, who is also banged up from his deathmatch with Sandman last night. Alf enters

the ring and clobbers AP from behind, before being attacked by AS. This gives Zack some time to

recover from his beating, however.

GM and Naz clothesline SP over the top! But SP is able to hold onto the top rope, and lands on

the apron, but only with one foot! Before GM and Naz can finish the job, Dandy hits them both

from behind and pulls his partner back into the ring.

Alfdogg is fighting with AS, while Zack is finally able to get some offense in against AP. GM,

Naz, SP, and Dandy continue to fight, with neither team able to really dominate the fight.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#12 is CWM, who is definitely beat up from his HIAC match last night. CWM slowly makes his way

down to the ring, but once he enters, he clips Zack’s leg to turn the numbers back in favor of

the aWo. Alf hits CWM, but AS drops Alf on his head with a vicious German suplex! The three aWo

members work over Zack and Alf.

Dandy is fighting against Naz, while SP has his hands full again with GM. The two teams continue

to brawl with one another, with neither team able to get an upper hand or be able to throw one

another out.

CWM, AS, and AP all are pounding away on Zack and Alf. Every now and then, Alf or Zack are able

to score a blow, but immediately are beaten back down. They can’t survive 3 on 2. They need the

next entry to be on their side.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#13 is The Golem! Golem makes his way down to the ring, not caring about anything at all. He

slowly climbs into the ring, where the aWo immediately rush and attack him. Zack tries to fight

the aWo off of his buddy, but AP and CWM takes him down from behind. Alf hits CWM from behind

and has him up for a burning hammer, but AS kicks Alf in the stomach and delivers a DDT.

GM has SP down on the ground and goes up top, but is crotched inadvertently by Naz. This gives

Dandy a chance to try and shove GM out of the ring, until Naz hits a belly-to-back suplex. GM is

able to come off the top with a double-stomp to the stomach of Dandy.

The aWo continue their dominance. Golem seems to have no urge to do anything, Zack is being

choked out by AP and AS, while CWM is handling Alf. Any time one of the three attack the aWo,

they are beaten back into submission. Zack, Golem, and Alf can’t maintain an attack long enough

to seriously fight back against the aWo.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#14 is BPP! BPP is obviously gassed from his grueling LMS match with Tony the Body last night,

but is still able to run down to the ring. The aWo turn to attack, but Alf and Zack jump the

Angle Twins, leaving CWM to get clotheslined down by BPP! Finally, the numbers have turned

against the aWo!

GM, Naz, SP, and Dandy are all still fighting.

BPP is firing away at CWM, Zack has AP, and Alf is working over the champ. Golem is taking cheap

shots whenever necessary. The tide has turned against the aWo, and they have no one left to help

them out!

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#15 is the returning Bif Everchad! Big stops to pose at the top of the ramp, but is blasts from

behind! A cloud of dust flies up, and once it clears, Sandman9000 is standing behind a fallen

Bif with a broken bundle of lightbulbs in his hand. Sandman throws down the glass and slowly

limps down to the ring.

GM and Dandy are trading forearm shots by the ropes. SP gets a bodyslam on Naz, and hits GM from

behind. Both SP and Dandy try to throw GM out, but Naz is able to break it up with some eye

gouges.

Sandman finally enters the ring, where the Golem springs to life and attacks! Sandman and Golem

roll around on the mat, exchanging punches. AS hauls Golem off of Sandman and pulls Sandman to

his feet. AS brings Sandman to the ropes and seems to be ordering him to leave, but Sandman

refuses to go. Alf nails AS from behind, so Sandman attacks Alf. The numbers are even again, but

who is up next.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#16 is Tony! Tony is also winded from his match last night with BPP, but makes his way down to

the ring anyway. Tony finds BPP immediately and the two go to work on CWM.

Golem is stomping away on Sandman, who’s massive wound has been reopened. AS hits Golem from

behind, knocking Golem over the top rope, out of the ring! AS pulls the bloody Sandman to his

feet, and actually lifts Sandman over the top, out of the ring as well! AS just eliminated his

fellow aWo partner!

AP has been pulled off by Zack, while Alf fights with CWM. Naz, GM, SP, and Dandy are still

fighting! What is the beef between these two teams?

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#17 is ThunderKid, who comes sprinting down to the ring, and goes straight after Agnes. The two

DA members are teaming up on AP, who is feeling what it is like to be on the receiving end of

once. BPP is working over AS, while Zack and CWM are continuing their fight from last night.

It’s now a 4-3, in favor of the OAOAST against the aWo.

GM, SP, and Dandy are all continuing to fight, not even noticing anything else that is going on

around them.

AS comes over to pull TK and Alf off of AP, until Zack breaks away from CWM to attack AS. Zack

and AS are exchanging punches by the ropes. TK comes over to attack, but ends up being

backdropped out by both men, and hits the floor! TK is gone!

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…0

#18 is, no one? What in the world is…

WAIT! CABOOSE IS DROPPING DOWN FROM THE CEILING! He immediately frees himself from his harness,

and starts firing away at everyone! Naz is dropped! GM is dropped! Alf is dropped! Dandy is

dropped! SP is dropped! If it moves, Caboose hits it!

AS and Zack are still exchanging punches by the ring ropes. AP charges, but only Zack sees him

this time and ducks out of the way. AP nails AS with a clothesline, which knocks AS over the

ropes, OUT OF THE RING TO THE FLOOR! ANGLE-PLEX JUST ELIMINATED ANGLESAULT!!!!!

AP looks shocked, as AS immediately jumps up to his feet in disbelief. Zack seizes the moment

and dumps AP out of the ring, eliminating him! AS hauls AP to his feet and starts to scream at

his fellow aWo member. They are interrupted by Zack, who was dumped out of the ring by CWM! Alf

charges CWM, but CWM drops down and holds down the top rope, sending Alf out of the ring, onto

the pile of people on the outside!

Left in the ring is Caboose, CWM, BPP, Tony, Naz, GM, SP, and Dandy. Everyone appears to be

pairing off, Naz with Caboose, GM and SP, Tony and CWM, wait, now BPP is coming over to fight

with CWM, leaving Dandy free to work over SP over GM!

CWM has a death grip on the bottom rope, while both BPP and Tony try to lift CWM up in order to

throw him out. Caboose has ahold of Naz, and is trying to lift him out of the ring. GM and SP

are fighting, with Dandy trying to get in and help his partner.

BPP leaves Tony, and goes over to Caboose? Caboose nearly has Naz out, but an assist from BPP

dumps Naz over the top rope! Naz lands on the apron, hits BPP, but is floored by a Caboose right

hand, and BPP and Caboose kick Naz off the apron, down to the floor! Naz is gone!

BPP and Caboose decide to take out the other member of that team. They come over to Dandy and

SP, who are fighting with GM, and help out. GM can’t possibly fight off four men, and quickly

finds himself thrown out of the ring, down to the floor, eliminated from the match!

BPP and Caboose quickly turn on Dandy and SP, and are close to throwing them out! Tony gives up

on CWM and comes over to help! Caboose is knocked away by SP, but a Tony clothesline sends SP

out of the ring, down to the floor, out of the match.

Dandy is also fighting off BPP, but fails to see CWM finally let go of the bottom rope, and is

dumped out by the Junkie. We’re down to CWM, BPP, Tony, and Caboose!

The three OAOASTers decide to team up and eliminate the aWo from the matchup! BPP, Tony, and

Caboose all go to work on CWM, who falls back to the mat and has a deathgrip on the bottom rope!

Tony and BPP stomp away, with Caboose in the back. Out of nowhere, Caboose clotheslines Tony and

BPP from behind, sending them over the top, to the outside! Tony hits the floor, but BPP is able

to hold on. CWM slides under and starts fighting with BPP, finally knocking BPP off the apron,

to the floor!

Winners: Caboose and CobainWasMurdered

Caboose and CWM start at each other. BPP and Tony both are stunned at what has just happened, as

they can’t believe Caboose eliminated them! OAOAST and aWo have a shot at the tag belts? What

the hell is going on?

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::The show goes off the air, then after a minute of black, comes back on. CWM and Anglesault are in the back.::

CWM: I told you things would work out.

Anglesault: They shouldn't have been in there that long

::Cut to BPP and Tony talking in Bill Watt's office. Zack and Bill are present.::

BPP: So everything went well as far as I can figure it.

ZacK: You didn't win

Tony: We didn't need to

::Screen splits to show both CWM and BPP::

CWM/BPP: The plan is perfect. You'll see, they'll never see it coming. And then...

::Screen splits to show both AS and Tony::

AS/Tony: We'll have complete control again.

END SHOW

Writers:

Superstar

AnglePlex

AngleSault

Producer:

Sandman9000

Executive in Charge:

Big Poppa Popick

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