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OAOAST HeldDOWN~! 11/28/02


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Voiceover:

"This IS the OAOAST! And we've got Pop Tarts!?

(Pop Tarts are shown on the screen under the letters OAOAST, but then a big red "X" crosses them out.)

Voiceover:

"The OAOAST. We've got Pop Music!"

(Justin Timberlake's "Like I Love You" plays over the commerical. Suddenly, the song comes to a screeching halt, and Big Poppa Popick walks onto the set of the commerical.)

"Hi, I'm Big Poppa Popick. And the OAOAST has Pop. The OAOAST has Popick!"

BBP smiles, but suddenly Zack Malibu comes storming onto the set of the commerical.

ZM:"Dude, WHAT are you doing? This is my commercial spot! You know, POP for Pissed Off Prep..."

BPP:"Hey, I was just..."

(Both men stop arguing, then turn to the camera)

Both guys:

"The OAOAST. WE'VE GOT POP!"

*End commerical*

Zack Malibu vs. Reject

"Hate Me Now" plays over the loudspeakers, and the song is fitting for who it introduces, as Reject heads to the ring. A scowl on his face, this does'nt look like a Happy Thanksgiving for the man from NYC. Reject gets in the ring, and swipes the mic from the announcer.

Reject:"Do me a favor people, and quiet on down, because what I have to say is more important than anything you could be saying right now!"

Reject soaks in the boos, attempting to speak several times but refraining as the jeers were too loud.

Reject:"Thanksgiving. A day of thanks. All you people should be thankful that you've got someone like me, a role model, an idol and icon to little children everywhere, performing for you! I could be chillin' with celebrities, having sweet potato pie with P. Diddy, or maybe "stuffin' the turkey" with J Lo. But nooo, I get booked to wrestle. So you know what, I'm not thankful for anything. I'm just gonna make this quick, cuz I got things to see and people to do!"

Reject hands the mic back to the announcer, taunting the fans even more, as his opponent is introduced.

"Die Another Day" starts up, and the fans go wild, as the Pissed Off Prep, Zack Malibu, comes charging out from the back! Malibu goes from side to side, working the crowd up, and then jogs down to the ring, ready for battle.

Malibu slides in the ring, and just as the announcer is exiting through the ropes, Zack asks for the mic.

ZM:"Whoa, Reject ,what's your deal? You'd better be thankful this year...thankful that I don't knock the taste out of your mouth as bad as I'm going to. All this people are getting prepared for Season's Greetings, but between you and me tonight, it's all about Season's Beatings!"

Zack tosses the mic to the announcer, and we're underway.

Reject and Zack circle the ring, then lock up. After a brief struggle, Reject simply shoves Zack back. Zack measures him up, then goes for another lockup, but Reject shoves him off again. Zack confronts Reject, only to get the taste knocked out of HIS mouth, courtesy of Reject! Another lockup follows, and Zack grabs a headlock, only to get sent to the ropes. Reject tries for a hiptoss, but Zack blocks and takes him over with a headlock takedown. Reject gets up and comes at Zack, but Zack takes him back down with a drop toe hold, but when Zack goes for a headlock, Reject slips out and grabs Zack's arm, locking him in a hammerlock. Zack gets to his feet while still in the hold, and fires an elbow back into Reject's cheek, then another. Zack spins out of the hold and into a hammerlock of his own on Reject, but Reject reaches back and snapmares Zack over, then locks on a chinlock, but Zack fights to his feet again, and back suplexes Reject! The ref checks on Reject but Reject brushes past him, angry that Zack got one up on him.

Reject calls for a lockup again, but as Zack reaches up for it, Reject kicks him in the stomach. Zack takes two punches to the cheek, dazing him, and Reject follows up by Irish Whipping him to the ropes. Reject ducks as Zack comes off, and Zack kicks him up, then goes to follow up with a lariat, but Reject ducks it, and grabs Zack's head, snapping him to the mat with a neckbreaker! Reject bounces off the ropes and drops a leg across Zack's throat, then covers...Zack kicks out before the ref hits two!

Reject taunts Zack as he's getting up, lightly kicking him in the head, as if to toy with him. He pulls Zack up, and sets him up for a suplex, but Zack slips out and lands behind Reject. Zack shoves him towards the ropes, trying to roll him up, but Reject holds on to the ropes. Zack rolls to his feet and charges, but Reject ducks and Zack takes a HUGE back bodydrop, landing face first on the floor! Reject laughs to himself, as the ref goes over and begins the standard 10 count.

Zack is barely up on all fours before Reject rolls out of the ring and comes up behind him. He grabs Zack by the head and unceremoniously tosses him into the guardrail. Zack hits shoulder first hard, and fans in the first row reach over, trying to touch their hero.

Reject comes over and grabs Zack by the head, then rolls him back into the ring, just as the referee hit 8 on his count. Reject climbs back in as well, then scoops Zack up, and drops him with a shoulder breaker. Reject goes for a cover, but Malibu kicks out at 2!

Reject continues to work on Zack's shoulder, using arm wrenches and blatantly pulling at Zack's arm, as if to rip it out of the socket. Zack is finally able to counter an arm wrench, and sends Reject in, then tries for a hiptoss, but it's blocked by Reject and countered into an armbar! Reject takes Zack to the mat, and pulls back hard, trying for the submission, but Zack doesn't quit!

Zack fights up to his feet, as Reject segues into a hammerlock, but Zack elbows out of it like before. Zack turns to Reject and hits two stiff elbow shots to his mouth, backs up and rotates into a ROARING ELBOW on Reject, taking him out! Zack picks him up and slams two forearms across the back of his neck, then lifts him up and drops him with a sideslam. Zack goes up to the top rope, and comes flying off...Guillotine Legdrop! Zack covers, hooking the leg, but Reject kicks out at 2!

Reject rolls over onto his stomach, and Zack goes to pick him up. Zack sets him up for a back suplex, but Reject reaches up and gouges Zack in the eye. With Zack blinded, Reject bounces off the ropes, and takes him out with a spinning wheel kick! Reject covers, but again Zack kicks out at 2. Frustrated, he pulls Zack to his feet and whips him into the corner, hard, and Zack hits chest first, then stumbles backwards, right into a WICKED Release German Suplex! Zack nearly lands on the top of his head, and it out on the mat. Reject stomps him a bit, then sets him up on one side of the ring, then bounces off the ropes...ROLLING THUNDER...NO! ZACK ROLLS UNDER IT! Reject holds his lower back, giving time for Zack to get up...FLYING FOREARM BY ZACK! Reject falls through the middle ropes and to the floor, as the fans go nuts!

Zack goes to the ropes, and waits for Reject to get up, then as he holds onto the top rope, kicks through the ropes, nailing Reject (think Jeff Hardy on that move). Reject staggers back a bit, then Zack slingshots over and wipes him out with a pescado! Fans are getting more into this match, and as Zack and Reject brawl at ringside, we see ringside fans and kids being entertained by a turkey?

JR:"Ha ha, shades of the Gobbeldygooker! I guess the OAOAST staff has spared no expense in entertaining the fans tonight."

Zack goes for Reject, but Reject backdrops him into the front row, and a few fans get up close and personal with Zack! Reject comes over and starts wailing on Zack, then goes to ram him headfirst into an empty chair, but Zack blocks the shot, and Reject meets the steel facefirst! Reject staggers back, running right into the Thankgsiving Turkey! Reject gives a WTF look to the turkey and shoves him off, not seeing Zack come at him and clothesline him over the railing! Zack works the crowd into a "Zack" chant, then hops over the railing.

Zack rolls Reject back into the ring, but as Zack goes to reenter, the Turkey comes over the railing and pulls on his leg. Zack tells the Turkey to back off, but the Turkey starts clapping, apparently wanting Zack to help him treat the fans. Zack tries to go back into the ring, but again the Turkey pulls him away. Zack is getting a little angry now, so he takes the Turkey and brings him back to the railing, telling him to go back into the crowd. The Turkey seems to oblige, but as Zack turns his back, the Turkey grabs a steel chair, and CRACKS Zack in the back of the head! Zack falls to the floor, and the Turkey picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. Reject covers an out cold Zack, and the referee makes the count...1...2...3!!!

Winner:Reject

Reject is somewhat in shock, but he beat Zack so he hightails it out of there, gloating all the way. The Turkey reenters the ring, carrying the chair, and starts wailing away on Zack with it. The referee tries to pull the chair away from him, but the Turkey nails HIM as well. After staring down at Zack, the Turkey asks for the mic.

Turkey:"Be thankful, everybody. Be thankful that I didn't drill your hero here into the ground. Be thankful Zack, that I let you off easy tonight. Because I'm no turkey Zack, and I'm definetly not a chicken..."

The Turkey takes off his mask to reveal the Champion, Anglesault!

AS:"MALIBU, you're the cough that won't go away. You've diseased this company, MY company, for too long. No more Zack. I don't care what Popick promised you, I don't care if you're the so called Number One Contender...if you think you can live in my world, you're wrong. You're lucky I'm in the holiday spirit, because this is your last chance. Get out while you can, Malibu. You think you've got POP? I don't think that stands for Pissed Off Prep, I think it stands for Pleasure Or Pain, and believe me, it'll be my pleasure to put you through pain you've never felt before!"

AS drops the mic on the unconscious body of Zack, and exits the ring, as the medical staff comes out to check on Malibu.

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Sandman9000 vs The Superstar vs Thunderkid

On the line: No. 1 contendership for the OAOAST North Amerian championship at BBB

*"Downfall" hits and the Superstar makes his way out.*

Introducing first, from Naples, Florida, weighing 212 pounds...THE SUPERSTAR!!!

(crowd boos)

JR

Well, The Superstar was stripped of the X-title at BreakDOWN this Sunday, but here he has the opportunity to gain a shot at another one, that being the North American title held by Angle-Plex.

*"aWo PORNO" plays and Sandman9000 strolls out. He is carrying a turkey with him for no reason, other than it's THANKSGIVING~!*

Representing the aWo...from South Philly, weighing 220 pounds...SANDMAN 9000!!!

(crowd boos)

Jesse

Look, there's no skin on that turkey's leg! Think maybe Supershit got to it with the razor?

*"God of Thunder" hits and TK comes to the ring.*

And weighing 235 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!

(crowd cheers)

*bell rings*

The three men move in on each other...then SS and TK both attack Sandman! They whip him to the ropes and catch him with a double backdrop! They then pick him up...DOUBLE STUNNER! Both men climb the top rope...TK hits a Harlem Hangover! 1..2..TK moves, and SS hits SM with a MOONSAULT! 1..2..no! TK gets a sliding dropkick to stop the count! TK and SS have a shoving match, and SM gets up and starts cheering them on. TK and SS stop...and give SM a double clothesline! Then they slug it out with each other, but SM sneaks to the top rope, and gets a DOUBLE BULLDOG!!

jR

MAH GAWD what a move that was by Sandman! But DAMN HIM for rippin' apart mah reports every week!

Jesse

You deserve it Ross, your cocksucking on them hosses makes me SICK!

JR

Well Steve's gone now, Jess! I gotta have something!

SM covers SS, 1..2..kickout! SM covers TK, 1..2..kickout! SM puts a Camel Clutch on SS, as TK is still out of it! SS struggles to his feet, as TK rolls to the apron. SS manages to work SM onto his shoulders, then TK springs to teh top, and gives Sandie a HURRICANRANA off the shoulders of SS! 1..2..no! SS breaks the count. SS grabs TK, and delivers the rolling germans~! SS plays to the crowd, who start a chant...

Crowd: SHAVE YOUR LEGS! SHAVE YOUR LEGS! SHAVE YOUR LEGS!

While SS is distracted by the chant, SM somehow makes his way up and delivers the GODSMACK~! TK gets a FALCON ARROW~! on SM! TK grabs SS' legs and rolls over into a bridge, 1..2..no! SS kicks out. TK follows with a powerbomb, but as he tries to pick him back up, it leaves him open for a sunset flip from Sandman, 1..2..no! TK gets out. SS rolls up SM, but he's too close to the ropes. TK charges, but both guys duck and TK goes flying over the top! Sandman flys off the top rope onto him! They slug it out, but get nailed by a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA from SS! SM is out, as SS takes TK back into the ring with him. Tiger Driver! 1..2..no! TK manages to get the shoulder up. SS follows that with a Brainbuster! 1..2..NO! TK gets it up again on an even closer count! SS delivers a GHETTO BLASTER~! and signals for the end...STAR POWER~!!! But wait! SM is holding up a razor outside the ring! SS looks at the razor...looks at TK...looks at the razor...then lays down on the mat and pulls his pant legs up!

Jesse

I don't believe this shit, Ross! SS had the match won! Didn't he have time to do this before the show?

JR

I'm sure he did, he always does. But I guess the more the merrier for him.

Superstar gets relaxed on the mat, and doesn't even notice TK crawl over to make the cover..1..2..no! SM sees TK out of the corner of his eye and breaks the count...but in doing so, cuts SS's leg with the razor!

JR

Uh-oh...SS looks pissed now.

Jesse

As well he should be, I'll bet he's NEVER had a cut on those legs! He should have never let an amateur leg-shaver like Sandman do the job!

SS gets a chair from ringside, and nails SM! But wait...out of the crowd comes THE GOLEM!!! SS sees him as he raises the chair again, and Golem gets decked! But SS turns right around into a PSYCHO DRIVAH~!!! 1..2..NO!!! TK is able to break the count. TK signals for the ORANGE CRUSH~! prompting Angle-Plex to run out! But he is followed quickly by Alfdogg, who rams Agnes into the steps! Sandman grabs his turkey and nails Alfdogg...who lays groggy on the floor???

JR

What the fuck?

*Sandman pulls a BOWLING BALL out of the turkey!*

Jesse

How the fuck did he fit a bowling ball in a turkey's ass??

JR

Well you know how Sandman is, Jess!

Jesse

Oh, Ross, quit being bitter just because he rips apart your reports!

There's a four-way brawl on the outside, as TK and SS brawl in the ring...ORANGE CRUSH~!!! 1..2..NO! SS gets his foot on the rope! Golem pulls SS out iof the ring, and TK gets caught in the H8 LOCK~!!! TK taps, but the referee is distracted! Alf rolls in and nails SM with the BOWLING BALL!! Alf puts SM up on his shoulders, and TK comes off the top with a THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!! Alf throws the ref in the ring..1..2..3~!!!

JR

THAT'S IT!!! TK is going to BBB, to get a shot at Angle-Plex!!

The winner of this match...THUNDERKID!!!

SS delivers a STAR POWER to Golem through the ANNOUNCER'S TABLE~!!! He then grabs a chair, and nails Agnes! He then goes into the ring, and drills Alf with a shot right to the forehead! He lays the chair on top to TK, then goes to the top...SUPERSPLASH~!!! "Downfall" plays as SS stands triumphant in the middle fo the ring!

Jesse

Well, Jim Ross, Superstar may have lost the battle tonight, but it looks like a war has just ended, and who is the last guy standing?

JIM

Fans, Bloody, Battered & Beaten is Sunday, December 29th. As announced Monday on the Intense Zone, Big Poppa Popick will face Tony "The Body" in a Last Man Standing match. Here are some comments made by Tony earlier this week.

"THE BODY'S" MANISON

The camera pans around the manison, where many Hollywood superstars are having a blast feasting on food.

TONY

Here I am in my manison...with my people. You see the difference between me and my opponent at Bloody, Battered & Beaten is huge. On one side you have a beaten down, ugly joe blow. Then on the other side...haha -- you got the sexiest man in the world. Rich, powerful, smart -- I gotta all...except for MY OAOAST CHAMPIONSHIP~! Popick, you crossed the line at BreakDOWN by costing me the OaOast Title. You envy me. I know it. Your family knows it. The whole damn world knows it. But Sunday night, December 29th, live on pay-per-view -- Bloody, Battered & Beaten. What a great name for a show, considering that exactly describes what you will look and feel like after our last man standing match. Be prepared, Popick. In a month's time you're in for...an out of body experience! Excuse me, heh-heh, Nicole Kidman is calling me. I'm coming, baby.

Tony smirks at the camera then grabs a turkey.

Tony SMASHES the turkey with his bare hands.

FADE

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OAOAST World Tag Titles

Mystery Eskimo and JINGUS vs Anglesault and Angle-plex

"aWo porno" plays as OAOAST World Champion Anglesault and OAOAST North American Champion Angle-plex of the aWo walk down to the ring. The challengers get a hostile reaction from the crowd, and respond by pointing at their titles and shrugging.

"Ice Ice Baby" plays and the crowd actually pops slightly for the tweener team of Eskimo and JINGUS. The Devilman is accompanied by his zombie girlfriend Jamie, who appears to have decomposed even more.

On IZHD, Angle-plex and Anglesault cost Eskimo a 3way match against CWM and Superstar and are looking to further depress the chilly one by taking away the tag titles and each becoming a double champion.

The Angle twins taught the Miracle Weirdness Connection as they get into the ring, but only manage to enrage the Devilman, who clubs both aWo members down to the mat as the bell rings. AS rolls out of the ring leaving AP to start with JINGUS, who gets a suplex on Plex and stomps away at his chest and stomach. The crowd starts a familiar chant as the monster powerslams AP...

"BAN AGNES!"

JINGUS whips AP into the corner and charges but AP rolls away at the last minute. JINGUS nosells the turnbuckle impact and levels AP with a big boot. The cover gets 2. JINGUS tags in ME and the champions work over AP with chops. Eskimo gets a german suplex followed by a reverse Falcon Arrow for 2. Eskimo turns to taunt Anglesault, allowing Plex to low-blow him and get a cradle, 1,2, no, Eskimo kicks out.

AP snapmares Eskimo and gets a legdrop for 2. ME is whipped off the ropes and sent flying with a knee to the gut. AP tags in the World Champion, and they get a double DDT that looks to have KILLED Eskimo. The cover, but JINGUS breaks it up at 2. Anglesault with a german suplex and goes for the Salt and Pepper but Eskimo makes the ropes.

AS drags a shaky ME out of the ropes and gets a belly to back suplex for 2. AS whips ME off the ropes and gives him the belly to belly suplex for another 2, as the crowd starts to chant for JINGUS, led by the zombie thing on the outside. Sault whips Eskimo again but this time ME gets an UPPERMIDCARD SPINEBUSTER~! Eskimo is on his hands and knees and trying to make the tag, but AS is up and drags him away by the leg, before applying the Salt and Pepper!

Eskimo shouts and tries to escape but AS is holding strong. JINGUS roars encouragement to Eskimo, who's arm is wavering...as the ref checks on ME, JINGUS comes in and grabs AS by the throat! CHOKESLAM! JINGUS is forced out of the ring as Eskimo rolls over...1....2...Angle-plex saves. Eskimo and Anglesault pick themselves up and start exchanging blows, with Eskimo getting a pop as he gains the upperhand and nails a KillerWhaleSuplex! ME holds on and hits a second! 1,2, AS just kicks out. Eskimo goes for the Penguin Kick as AS gets up but AS ducks and ME narrowly avoids hitting JINGUS on the apron. ME apologies to the monster, only to turn into a SODIUM DRIVER from Anglesault, 1, 2, Eskimo kicks out!

Anglesault is PISSED and proceeds to beat the crap out of Eskimo with a trio of germans, followed by a DDT. AS covers but JINGUS breaks it up again! AS gets in the face of JINGUS, but the Devilman shoves him to the mat! Angle-plex gets in the ring and he too gets shoved down. Both Angles look at each other and grab their titles, preparing to swing at JINGUS, but the monster punches the belts back into the faces of the aWo!

The ref throws the belts out of the ring as JINGUS puts Eskimo onto AS, 1, 2, AS kicks out! The crowd thought that was it. Eskimo crawls over and makes the tag! JINGUS is a Devil on fire and nails both Angle twins with clotheslines and its KICK WHAM DEVILBOMB on Angle-plex, but Anglesault is chasing after Jamie the Zombie outside the ring! JINGUS roars and runs after AS, leaving AP un-covered. Eskimo picks himself up out of the corner and applies the Frostbite Facelock to AP! Angle-plex taps!

But Eskimo is not legal, and the ref tells him to break the hold. Eskimo refuses!

Outside, AS has a chair and smashes JINGUS in the face with it as the monster rumbles after him! JINGUS stumbles but doesnt go down, so AS hits him a further 5 times! JINGUS finally goes down.

In the ring Eskimo has snapped and won't realease Angle-plex, who is losing consciouness! The ref is about to signal for the bell to DQ Eskimo when Cobainwasmurdered and Sandman9000 run out of the crowd with baseball bats and start to attack Eskimo! The ref gives up and flees the ring, leaving the match a no-contest at 10.45.

Eskimo gets a selection of bat shots and a PSYCHODRIVAH from Sandman before being thrown out of the ring. CWM grabs the tag titles and spraypaints them "aWo" as Angle-plex is helped up. The aWo pose as Eskimo and JINGUS are stretchered out.

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Alfdogg/Mystery Partner vs. CWM/Some Guy

Special Referee:Big Poppa Popick

We come back from commercial, and Big Poppa Popick is already in the ring, his music just fading out. The man of many occupations takes on another one tonight, this time he's the man in the zebra shirt, for this tag match.

The aWo Porno echoes through the arena, signifying the entrance of members CWM and Some Guy! The heel duo slowly makes their way to the ring, as they are seemingly in no rush tonight.

"The Wall" hits, and a rather large face pop greets Alfdogg. Alf, who showed the world that he's not about to succumb to the aWo this past week, storms the ring right away, without a partner in sight!"

Alf slides in, and both aWo guys are all over him. They each grab an arm and whip Alf to the ropes, but he ducks a double clothesline attempt and bounces off the opposite side, diving at them and taking them out with a flying double clothesline! SG rolls out to the apron, and Alf brawls with CWM. He tries to send CWM to the ropes, but CWM counters. Alf comes off with a Thesz Press, but CWM hangs on, then turns so that Alf faces SG, and they drop Alf neck first on the ropes!

Suddenly "Simply Ravishing" hits, and Tony "The Body" makes his way out from the back! Tony jogs to the ring, as Popick looks on. Tony slides into the ring and floors CWM with a haymaker! SG comes in, and he gets the treatment as well! Fans cause a ruckus, because The Body has just evened the odds!

Tony and CWM start out proper, and Tony brings CWM to the corner and unloads the "WHOOOO" stiff chops on the grungy one. Tony pulls CWM out of the corner, and sets him up for a piledriver, but when he signals for it, CWM backdrops him over. CWM grabs Tony by the arm and sends him in, then catches him bouncing off with a knee to the gut. Tony almost does a perfect flip on the shot, landing on his back. CWM follows up with a kneedrop to the chest, and covers, but Tony easily kicks out. CWM grabs him and drags him to the aWo corner, and tags in Some Guy.

Both CWM and SG set Tony up as if to whip him to the opposite corner, but then slam him backwards into the turnbuckles! Tony slumps down, and now SG puts the boots to him, then tries choking him in the corner. Popick comes over and calls for the break, but Tony holds onto SG's foot as he stands. SG hops a bit, then tries an enzugiri, but Tony ducks it, then takes SG's leg and stomps him in the back of the knee. He drags SG towards his corner now, and makes the tag to Alfdogg to a big pop. Alf comes in, grabs SG's other leg, and he and Tony lift SG up by the legs, then slam his knees into the mat. SG rolls onto his back, and Alf tries for a cover, but SG kicks out of that easily.

Alf pulls SG, who's limping, to his feet and unloads a few chops to SG. Some Guy comes back with an eye rake. SG lifts Alf up across his shoulders as if to attempt a DVD, but Alf slips out, and lifts SG up...BURNING HAMMER...NO! CWM comes in and pulls SG out of Alf's grip! BPP reprimands CWM, forcing him back to his corner. As Popick is busy with him, Tony puts his boot up in the corner, and SG gets sent into it, courtesy of Alfdogg! Alf rolls up SG, but Popick is kept busy by CWM! Alf breaks the pin, and confronts Popick about it. BPP tries to tell Alf what happened, and the distraction allows him to get rolled up by SG...2 Count!

Alf tags out to Tony, who comes in and floors SG with a right hand again. He puts him on the mat with a scoop slam, and bounces off the ropes...Elbowdrop! Tony covers, but as Popick counts, CWM comes in and pulls Tony by the leg to break the count! Tony gets up and goes after CWM, but BPP breaks it up, ordering CWM back to the corner. Tony, frustrated with CWM's interference, grabs SG and throws him into the corner, and tells CWM to tag in. CWM obliges, and comes running at Tony, ducking a lariat that "The Body" tries for. CWM goes for a low kick, but Tony catches it and waves his finger as if to say "No way", then spins CWM around and FLOORS him with a lariat! Tony covers, but CWM kicks out at 2.

Tony picks up CWM, and props him on the top rope, then signals for a superplex. Tony goes up, but CWM hits a chop to the throat, then shoves Tony off. CWM stands up on the top rope, and comes flying off with a splash, but Tony rolls under it, and CWM hits the mat face first! Tony makes a tag to Alf, who immediately climbs to the top...FIVE STAR ALF SPLASH...MISSES! CWM rolled out of the way! CWM pulls himself up to his feet, just as Alf staggers up...POLLYCUTTER...NO! Alf counters with a back suplex!

Alf and CWM continue brawling, with BPP making sure nothing gets too out of hand. Alf attempts to whip CWM into the turnbuckles, but CWM counters, and Alf goes crashing into the aWo corner! SG starts choking Alf with the tag rope, and Tony starts shouting at BPP to protest! BPP and Tony begin arguing, and BPP inches closer to the corner, almost going nose to nose with Tony. Meanwhile in the ring, CWM grabs Alf, who is gasping for air, and again goes for a Pollycutter, but Alf shoves him off out of desperation, and CWM collides with BPP, who knocks into Tony! Tony goes flying off the apron, BPP is down, and CWM is groggy. Everyone except Some Guy is hurting right now!

SG comes in and attacks Alf from behind, and picks him up for a DDT, but Alf counters into a Release Northern Lights Suplex! As Alf is distracted by SG, CWM reaches into his pants...BRASS KNUX! CWM winds up, waiting for Alf, but Tony spins him around...OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE! CWM gets PLANTED into the mat! Alf and Tony reign supreme, and Alf goes for a cover, but BPP is still down. Suddenly, another OAOAST official comes charging down the aisle, and slides in for the count...2 COUNT ONLY! CWM had enough time to recover!

Alf goes to finish off CWM, as SG pulls Tony out of the ring under the bottom rope. Tony and SG brawl at ringside, as Alf signals for The BURNING HAMMER! Alf picks CWM up, but CWM won't go easily...WAIT! ALF TRIPS OVER BPP! CWM HOOKS THE TIGHTS...THREE COUNT!

Winners:CWM and Some Guy

Alf had CWM in the Burning Hammer, but tripped over the fallen BPP, who was trying to get up. Tony saw the whole thing, and reenters the ring, as the aWo get out of dodge, satisfied with their victory.

BPP gets up, and Tony and Alf are somewhat in shock. Tony goes over to BPP and shoves him backwards, questioning him about what happened. BPP tries answering, but it's not long before tempers flare. BPP and Tony go nose to nose, just as we...

*Fade Out*

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