Chanel #99 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 We cold open to R&R with Reject wearing a Yankees fitted cap, Timberlands and an XXL white t. Fortunately Renee classes up the joint in a smart gold business suit, RENEE Tag Team aficionados this is your moment! LAST WEEK ON THE ANDERSO CUP BLACK T BRACKET BLK (Booker X & Martin Garvey -Vs- DWM The well hung and well tested BLK railed together! Martin Garvey and Booker X synchronized their efforts, setting up for a show-stopping double-team finisher. Booker X lifted White Lothar into the air, holding him in a powerful position, while Garvey again ascended the turnbuckle. But, ADBULLAH arrived to shove Garvey off the posts! The Flint native endured a terrible crash concerning even the most cynical Devaints. REJECT Divine Intervention, Renee. RENEE Cheating! That’s what that was! Referee Rikishi busied himself with admonishing Abdullah, who uses the “divine intervention” line! REJECT Told you. DWM surrounded Booker X with the black giant’s partner still suffering from his fall. REIGNHARDT FINISH HIM!!!!!!! WHITE LOTHAR A brilllaint idea. The European gapplers set Booker X up for the crucifix powerbomb with Reignhardt doing the heavy lifting. Of course. But wait! FABIAN NYSTROM exploded into the ring to bash Lothar with a CROWBAR! “YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!” REJECT Rikishi, do your damn job and turn around! RENEE So now you need him to pay attention? REJECT Yes! Reignhardt dropped Booker X intending on driving a metaphorical stake through Fabian’s heart! REIGNHARDT FINISH YOU! Yet it was Reignhardt on the receiving end of a finisher, Booker X’s axe bomb known as X BOMBER!!!! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE This match isn’t everlasting! This match is finished! Rikishi waddle to count the fall….. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! GPX BRACKET Southern Smoke -Vs- Big Hairy Nutt Saks Sakks got into the match by slapping a dazed and ailing Nutt. The blubbery brawler from Hackensack, NJ lumbered into the ring for glory and well, glory alone. Alas all he found was Painbow’s boot to his midsection. Sakks fought back with a pair of right hands. But when he went for a right cross Painbow snuck behind him and cinched in a full nelson! RENEE I just can’t believe someone got their full arms around Julius’ big chunky ones. Painbw hoisted Sakks into the air and brought him down with full nelson slam! Cover… ONE! TWO! Nutt broke up the pinfall! RENEE Wow. Julius Sakks might have gone the full count, but luckily, Nutt could makle the save. REJECT I don’t think the same would have happened if the Timberlands were on the other foot. Jersey makes me sick. Ref D’Lo ushered Nutt out the ring while checking is gushing wound. This left the hungry hounds of Southern Smoke to devour Sakks. The gruesome pair shot Sakks into the ropes, and when he lumbered back the duo threw him to the canvas with one of the most violent Sky Highs we’ve seen yet! RENEE A little tribute to D’LO! Lawson climbs to the second rope as Sakks lays prone and weakened. The crowd jeered Lawson after he flipped them off and then watched him sail at his foe with a senton splash! Yet, despite massive girth, Sakks could roll out of the way! RENEE It’s rare to see Lawson use that move, and it’s unthinkable that Sakks managed to avoid it. REJECT These Nutt Sakks are deceptively quick. They can’t sustain the speed but they can employ it in bursts. Sakks found no joy or energy from his avoidance and instead used his situation to lodge complaints at Nutt.. SAKKS Yo, man, I thought we was the squad! Why ain’t you helping me?! NUTT RENEE I like both guys but I am so with Julius on this. SAKKS Man, we ain’t homies no more? Because you got a cut? BecAAAHHHHHHH! That scream of agony is all due to Lawson latching onto Sakks with a heel hook! RENEE Oh no! Oh no! REJECT As usual, Sakks took his eye off the prize. How the mighty have fallen. Sakks reached his hand in the air, not to tap out but to beseech Nutt for urgent help! Instead Nutt merely shook his head, his bloodied sad face a pitiful sight. This left Sakks with no other choice but to tap out! WINNER: Southern Smoke, via submission TONIGHT ON THE ANDERSON CUP!! GPX BRACKET CONFRENCE FINALS Southern Smoke -Vs- The Union Jets BLACK T BRACKET BLK (Booker X & Martin Garvey -Vs- Money Marc and Conan "Coco" Chanel TONIGHT!! REJECT What sets the Anderson Cup apart is the level of strategy involved. It's not just about individual skill; these eight men have all of that. What this is about, Renee is it's about how you strategize. It's like a game of chess played out in the ring, the ultimate battle of wits and gamesmanship. RENEE Do you have any predictions, ‘Ject? REJECT I predict if you call me ‘Ject one more time I’ll be sitting next to Candie Malibu next show. RENEE Oh no! REJECT But, I’ll do you a solid and give you a prediction. Southern Smoke wins this whole thing. When you're facing Southern Smoke, you better be prepared for a war like you've never seen before. RENEE That’s the HAWT TAKEZ from the expert, Reject, two time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! REJECT My takes aren’t hot, they’re solid as ice. RENEE But the action is hot here in South LA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 18 Author Report Share Posted April 18 THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PORN AND SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS TMW!!!!!!!!!!! After the opening video we find three men in the ring. One is a tall YOUNG BLACK MAN IN A BLACK GI who looks like a certain GOAT. He bows to a pair of brothers in jeans and cowboy hats. REJECT I’m having déjà vu. RENEE I can guess why. Our last TMW was meant to open with an exciting showcase of Kobie Tai, fresh off a serious ACL tear working his way to the main roster and the brothers from Bandera Texas, Billy and Kip Holliday. But, well, this happened…. LAST TIME ON TMW…. “as BEDROCK charges into the ring and immedialtley mows down the brothers with a lariat! “OOOOOHHHHHHHH!” Kobe Tai puts himself into a defensive stance. That does little to help him as Bedrock knocks him out of the ring with a THRUST KICK! “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” We return to live action… REJECT That type of beating does just as much damage to a man’s pride as his body. KOBE Big Tymers! REJECT They can talk?! RENEE Apparently so! KOBE You fought dishonorably last TMW. You have no chance of winning against the unified might of myself and the Holiday brothers. The two brothers nod confidently and pat Kobe on the back. KOBE Is what you showed last week all your power? If you have any guts then come at us! What’s up, Fresh??? It’s our turn, BABY!!! REJECT Part of being a young lion in this business is knowing when to roar, when to meow, and when to shut the fuck up. I think these three have a lot to learn. If they survive the night. We’re still minus Win Griffey Jr, suffering from a gruesome eye injury at the hands of Blaine Cayley. Thus, we only get a loincloth wearing Bedrock and a MISTER STEAL YO PUSH, adorned in a burnt orange suit with BIG TYMERS cufflinks. MSYP You three idiots should have stayed home and been family men! This isn’t the Reactor. We will beat your ass! BEDROCK BLAAAAARGGGGHHH!! KIP Big Tymers, you are ignorant scoundrels! KIP And we disapprove of your very existence. Blaine Cayley probably thought of ending it more than once. But self control got the better of him. KIP Fortunately, we don’t have that issue. KOBE It’s go time! RENEE Reject, look at this! The youthful trio leaps over the ropes as MSYP wisely hides behind his fearsome charge. That charge snorts, snarls and slobbers and welcomes the fight. REJECT I’m from New York, I’ve seen idiots running up on the wrong dude all my life. The trio mob Bedrock, hammering him with overhand lefts and rights! Anger is scrawled all over their faces with gritted teeth and flaring nostrils. RENEE I think it’s The Big Tymers who ran up on the wrong guy! Renee spoke too soon as Bedrock explodes and mows down all three men with a mighty lariat! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” BEDROCK Blargh! Hell is unleashed upon the Holidays as Bedrock throws Kip’s limp body on top of Billie’s head! The crunch sound made is truly terrifying. RENEE So quick, so gruesome. As Bedrock batters Kobe, who tries vainly to fight back, MSYP strolls to the ring. RENEE Is Push going to cut a promo while Bedrock is beating the stuffing out these kids? REJECT Show has got a format, time blocked, and allotments, gotta keep it rolling, baby. MSYP I look at those three dipshits getting their asses beat and I think of a struggle. Without struggle there is no progression and without progression you can not move forward. And where these three men will move is into an ambulance! Goodbye, idiots! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Alas no paramedic is going to risk their health by getting in between Bedrock and his prey! MSYP Hi, I’m Mister Steal Yo Push. But you already know that. While, I’m one third of the Big Tymers, and Bedrock is another third, I feel like the OAOAST Galaxy has forgotten about the other third. We see highlights of BLAINE CAYLEY VS WIN GRIFFEY JR from two shows back, a brutal affair where BLAINE VIOLENTLY BLINDED WIN IN ONE EYE MSYP So I figure now is a perfect time to reintroduce you to the big kuhuna, I’m speaking of the brains behind every operation that matters, WIN GRIFFEY JR!!! RENEE He’s back? Cue:: Hate Me Now By Nas Escobar Season has returned It's been a long time, been a long time comin' Looks like the death of me now But you know, there's no turning back now This is what makes me, this is what I am You can hate me now, (Q.B.) but I won't stop now (real niggas) Cause I can't stop now, (Bravehearts) you can hate me now (c'mon) But I won't stop now, cause I can't stop now You can hate me now, you can hate me now The boos pour down from every corner of the Toy Box! And with good reason as a 24KARAT GOLD EYE PATCH wearing WIN GRIFFEY enters the arena with a middle finger in the air and a grip on his nuts. REJECT Renee, you can hate if you want. But I’m going to salute a man who escaped being devoured by the Cayley family. RENEE He blackmailed Sammi into having sex with him. REJECT Whoever gives you your information is a fool. Sammi made a deal that Blaine wouldn’t attack the Big Tymers. Blaine broke the terms of the agreement. On his way to the ring, Win exerts his assholish nature by joining Bedrock in laying into the youngsters! RENEE That’s not necessary. Not at all. REJECT If you’re gonna bow up then you’re gonna get that receipt. Finally, Win hits the ring where he receives a warm smile and a not at all gay hug from MSYP. WIN (to the youngsters) And don’t come into this ring, neither. Big Tymers don’t do angles with cornballs! RENEE That’s just heaping salt into the wounds. REJECT Hey, there’s a lot of wounds. WIN All you Toy Box jackoffs go ahead and kiss my whole asshole. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” WIN Yeah, I’m talking to you, cornballs. “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” WIN Couple of things are gonna happen tonight. And we’re gonna give it time to happen because business moves slowly. First, Lisa Ann is gonna FIRE Blaine Cayley for the BS he did to my EYE! Then she’s gonna named the big boy,BEDROCK, the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER to the TMW Galaxy Title! BEDROCK BLAAAAAAAARGGGHHHHHHHH! WIN And if none of that happens, if none of it happens tonight then a lot more people…a lot more people…are gonna get ragolled like the three assholes in the asiles! That’s our line, take it to the streets, BITCH! BEDROCK BLAAAAAAGGGH! The Big Tymers music hits once again as a pall sets over the TOY BOX RENEE I don’t think anyone wants to end up like Kobe Tai and the Holiday brothers. But, can Lisa Ann afford to give into the Big Tymer’s demands. REJECT She better. Blaine Cayley should have been fired from this company a long time ago. How many times has he been arrested for something he did in TMW? Three. Three times too many. RENEE And what about the idea that Bedrock should be number one contender to the Galaxy Title? REJECT Not too many guys got the claim Bedrock has. Anglemania is coming up so let’s make that match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 BOW BEFORE SUMERAGI! Highlights are shown of a Japanese light heavyweight with blond hair in SMUSH. Sumergai BOOTS fromer OAOAST STAR JUMBO in the nuts forcing him to “bow” BOW BEFORE SUMERAGI! Sumeragi BOOTS his own tag team partner in nuts, causing the young man to crumple to the ground! BOW BEFORE SUMERAGI! Sumeragi boots the lead announcer for SMUSH in the testes forcing him to topple to the mat! BOW BEFORE SUMERAGI! Finally we zoom in on laughing Sumeragi and see he has a VERY punchable face... SUMERAGI TMW, you BOW BEFORE SUMERAGI!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 RENEE So Terry Taylor is waiting in the parking garge for K-RAWK to arrive. In the meantime we have Colombian Heat on interview duty, Heat, take it away. We cut backstage to the interview set where we see highlights of the REX/TURBOWOLF feud, such as REX destroying the cage during the BOUNTY HUNTER/TW match, the two big men brawling and ReX most recent promo that claimed TurboWolf is showing human compassion. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo, yo, yo, yo, make some noise for TurboWolf! TurboWolf, Lisa Ann has made the match we all wanna peep: ReX versus TurboWolf at Anglemania 21. You gonna make some noise for that? TW Nah, I ain’t. Problem is The Bounty Hunter. I made the mistake of taking his money and it cost me. Cost me pride, self respect and dignity. See, when I walk into the Toy Box the boys show me respect. They show me respect because I show them respecet. We got a mutual respect. The Bounty Hunter, he respects no one, and I know he don’t respect ReX. And I know ReX don’t respect him. COLOMBIAN HEAT Gotta give respect to get respect, b. TW Exactly. But, I know Bounty Hunter put the battery in ReX’s back to come after me. And I know ReX was happy to let him do it. But both these men gonna have to atone for this. Once again, I’m a firm believer in respect. I think in every man’s life there comes a time when you have to be held accountable for your actions. Everyone. ReX, that time ain’t at Anglemania 21. That time is tonight here in South LA. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo, yo, yo, make some noise for giving away special event matches on free TV! COMING UP NEXT....TURBOWOLF VS REX...NEXT???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 Cue:: Crow Killer Blues by Rob Zombie via GIPHY LILLIAN The following contest is schedule for one fall! Now making his way to the ring, from Shreveport, Louisiana, weighing 247 pounds….”THE SON OF PLUNDER” TURBOOWOOLLLFFF! “YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE We’re doing this! TurboWolf and Rex not Anglemanian21, but right now! REJECT Is this how Lisa Ann operates? She makes a match for one day then the boys in the back can change it if they feel like it? RENEE Well, I hear Lisa Ann is having some help with managing the roster. REJECT Someone who doesn’t look at dick sizes to judge who to push? RENEE Jerk! Rex entered to Machinehead by Bush Breathe in, breathe out Breathe in, breathe out Breathe in Breathe in, breathe out Breathe in, breathe out Breathe in via GIPHY RENEE And his opponent, he weighs in at two hundred ninety seven pounds of solid muscle, and is a graduate of JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY, from Baltimore, Maryland, “THE MONSTER” REEEEXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE TurboWolf is a werewolf but ReX has complained loudly, and rudely in my opinion, that TurboWolf is showing “human compassion.” It just baffles me that ReX thinks he has any business telling TW what to do. REJECT Bet you was good with ReX yelling at the locker room to get vaccinated during COVID. DING DING DING RENEE Referee Scotty 2 Hotty has the honor of reffing this made for Anglemania match. REJECT Honor? Lisa Ann sent The Worm to the vultures. ReX immediately shot TurboWolf into the ropes and sought his pop up powerbomb finisher! But TurboWolf countered with werewolf agility and smacked ReX in the face with a dropkick! This move sent the muscled up doctor flying backward as though he were a cruiserweight! RENEE ReX wanted this baby OVER. REJECT The Syringer ain’t my Eulogy but it’s damn deadly. RENEE When will you stop putting yourself over? ReX came up swnging and TW matched his intensity with fiery blows! It was the Baltimore native getting upper hand, backing TW into the ropes. There he hammered the werewolf with clubbing forearms to the chest as Scotty 2 Hotty counted away. SCOTT2HOTTY ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Okay, ReX, back off! REX Keep your mouth shut! Fortunately, Scotty and ReX’s argument didn’t need to escalate as Wolf smacked ReX in the nose with a headbutt! Blood trickled out of ReX’s nose, causing him to go red with anger. He charged at TW only to eat a Ignatius style big boot! Cover… ONE! Kickout before two! “WHERE THE WOLVES AT! WHERE THE WOLVES AT! WHERE THE WOLVES AT!” the crowd chanted, hailing TW. The two big men continued their brawl, this time TW gaining the advantage by putting a swift knee into ReX’s stomach. RENEE That knee must be loaded with adamantium because those are abs of steel. REJECT Werewolves ain’t got the power of vampires, BUT, they do hit harder than humans. And ReX is used to wrestling humans. The first supernatural I wrestled was Ivar The Cunning, the fanger. I didn’t ask for a rematch. TW grabbed ReX by his mohawk and proceeded to rake his bloody nose across the ring ropes. The rough fabric created a burning feeling and left ReX screaming in pain. SCOTTY 2 HOTTY Okay, off the ropes! TW Back off. TW went well past the five count before tossing ReX into the corner. Snarling, ReX blocked TW’s charge and came forward to hammer him with a high flipping clothesline! REJECT Scotty screwed up. He got scared of Wolf and didn’t enforce the five count. What if ReX hadn’t been able to ward off that charge and hit that lariat? TW dusted himself off and rose to meet ReX with a lockup. The two men tussled, neither one gaining any sort of advantage. That was until ReX slammed his knee into TW’s stomach. Growling like a uhhh werewolf, ReX hit the actual werewolf with a discus high knee! Cover… ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! The big man from Baltimore slowed things down as he cinched his foe into a chinlock. Hostile to the end, the Deviants targeted ReX with their barrage of unique insults… “BLACO! BALCO! BALCO!” ReX lost focus thanks to this chant and his grip loosened on TW. This allowed Wolf to scoot forward and put his foot on the bottom rope. SCOTTY Gotta let him go, Rex! REX Shut up! Or YOU’RE NEXT! RENEE I think the OAOAST has one of the most hostile environments for officials. REJECT Correction: It’s hostile to anyone who walks through our doors. Just the way I like it. ReX finally broke the hold and then shot TW into the ropes. But, the Shreveport native succeded in ducking behind ReX’s discus lariat. On the attack, TW lifted ReX for a back suplex, but the physician escaped out the back. Quick as a hiccup, the Hopkins grad swung TW down with a mighty, bone crushing blue thunder bomb! Scotty 2 Hotty made the count… ONE! TWO! Kickout! RENEE No one does powerbombs like ReX. But why has ReX made the powerbomb such an important part of his arsenal? REJECT Your spine is like the backbone of your entire body, quite literally. And when you take a powerbomb, that spine is forced into alignment in ways it's not meant to go. It's like bending a steel rod until it snaps. Sure, it might look impressive, but the damage it can do is no joke. ReX continued his feral growling as he laid into TW with stomps. Having weakened the werewolf. ReX hauled him off the mat and into a standing head scissors. From there, the former Galaxy Champion swung his foe into the air and delivered a running powerbomb that would make D’Lo Brown stand up and applaud! The cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! RENEE I know werewolves are tough and you know that…but how many powerbombs can TurboWolf take? REJECT I've seen wrestlers' careers come to a screeching halt because of a well-executed powerbomb. That's how dangerous this move is, folks. It's not just about the immediate impact; it's about the long-term repercussions. TurboWolf pulled himself up with the aid of the ropes with his muscle bound foe stalking him, bloody nose and all. Upon closing in, ReX took aim and smashed TW’s skull with an overhand forearm. SCOTTY He’s on the ropes! REX I said to shut up! RENEE If the performers can’t respect the referees how can we expect the Deviants to? REJECT Respect? Deviants? These freaks are incapable of respecting anyone. TW swug around and elbowed ReX in the nose, sending blood flowing in a gusher from ReX’s nose. As ReX grew irate over the blood TW hit the ropes. Once again, the werewolf evaded the lariat this time collaring his foe around the neck and driving ReXs’ back onto his knee! REJECT I hate taking that move. There is no way to prepare yourself for how fast it moves and the impact you hit the knee. ReX stayed on his feet, though dizzied and bleeding. Pressing the attack, TW bounced off the ropes and returned to blast ReX with a jumping lariat! “YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Wolf Trap! The cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! REJECT This is the time, Renee, for TurboWolf to prove to ReX that he’s a monster. RENEE You don’t need to be a monster to win. REJECT What do you know about what it takes to win? ReX staggered upright, forced to use the ropes for assistance. This led to a huffing and snarling TW to zero in with a speedy charge. The Shreveport native slammed his 247 pounds fully into ReX and sent the pair tumbling over the ropes! “FUCK HIM, T-DUB, FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM, T-DUB, FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM, T-DUB, FUCK HIM UP!” The werewolf prepares to do just that as he pries apart the ring mat; the gritty concrete bellow was exposed and the fans spewed blood lusting cheers! RENEE You wished for a monster, ReX? Well, here he is! TW forces ReX between his powerful legs, readying him for the mother of all piledrivers. Yet, ReX’s overwhelming strength allows him to bulldoze the werewolf all the way into the steel steps! CLLLLAAAANNNNNNNNG! RENEE ReX ran with so much force he dislodged the steps. ReX bashed TW repeatedly with clubbing forearms, trying to return the bloody blow from early in the match. But, The Son of Plunder came alive and further bloodied ReX’s nose with swift jabs. RENEE Referee Scotty 2 Hotty is at a count of 6. But, these superstars haven’t even acknowledged it. REJECT They got the adrenaline and blood lust flowing through them. This is when you need a manager. Or to be a ring general. Like me. ReX headbutted TW, leaving his blood streaked across Wolf’s face. Providing a receipt, Wolf rocked ReX with an uppercut to the jaw. ReX spit both blood and curses in equal measure and went right back after TurboWolf. RENEE Scotty’s at a count of eight! Wolf snatched ReX into a front facelock, fully intending on suplexing him into the roaring crowd. ReX had other ideas and used his might to rush his supernatural foe into the guardrail. There the two tangled and brawled until they heard the sound of… DING DING DING Winner: NONE, double count out! The pair put aside their primal hatred to drag Scotty out of the ring, kicking, screaming and pleading for help! None would come as they both drilled Scotty with punches! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Why? Scotty was just doing his job! REJECT I’ve wanted to punch Scotty since Too Much so I ain’t got a problem with this. RENEE Jerk! The monstrous big men resumed their brawl, taking turns slugging each other’s blood stained face. Unfortunately, referee Clem Buzzlefoxxer V made the epic mistake of rushing to check on Scotty, this putting himself in the beasts’ way. ReX quickly rectified this problem by booting Clem V in the head! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!” When Referee Rikishi came to restore order he met with TurboWolf’s foot up his pockmarked ass! RENEE Rikishi came to make a difference and now he’s just another victim. The heavy hitters, road agents like Sloppy Joe, Slime and even booking staff members like Biff Atlas poured into ringside to keep the brawlers from damaging themselves and the referees more. This was no easy task as each man fought the restraints as though their last meal depended on it! RENEE This was supposed to be an Anglemania match made early. But, it has ended in a double count out and left three off our referees bloodied, broken and bruised on the floor. REJECT This is Lisa Ann’s doing. She encourages this sort of environment, allows for it, and blesses it. Backstage we see… THE BOUNTY HUNTER watching this with a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig grin TBH Nehehhehhee, seems like I no longer have anything to do with this feud. I love you, world, play with me some more NEHEHEHHEHEEH! TONIGHT...ANNIE IDOL SITS DOWN WITH COLIN MAGUIRE JR...TONIGHT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 24 Author Report Share Posted April 24 We’re taken to an OAOAST TV set where BOOKER X and MARTIN GARVEY of BLK stand in front of a costly array of camera and editing equipment. BOOKER X Tonighth? ANDERSON CUP BLACK Tth bracket! Moneyth MARC CoocooChanel I hope you got health inssurrince cuz yer FINISHED! GARVEY Marc, Conan, ya’ll gonna have to learn to make tracks when grown men roll through. But, I see why you two got that podcast, Priceless, and do all that yip yappin and blah blah blahing. Because you ain’t never been bout it bout it. BOOKER X Get readyth to meek da real Pryseless ones, punks, cuz no one BEAT BLK! NO ONE BEATS BLK! NO ONE BEATS BLK! GARVEY You two come out here on Southern Smoke’s bandwagon and now you think you’re ready for BLK? You can’t be serious. Let me tell you something, you better off in your studio recording bonus episodes then getting ragolled all across this ring. Church! BOOKER X You’re FINISHEDTH! Booker X starts to walk away but Garvey grabs his arm GARVEY Wait up, my brother, I got us a a lil something. We BLK, X, we don’t just take down white boys, we dick down white hoes. BOOKER X Dats right! GARVEY I got us an Olympic Gold Medalist, AngleSlut, that’s right, Angleslut, so fine, you gotta say it twice! Angie aka AngleSlut arrives from stage right, looking hot enough for even the most militant of black man to lust over… The negro brutes love watching the way her muscles move in her powerful legs with the brunette slut even doing a little twirl to show these Nubian kings the Promise Land! With enough movement, the 21 year old white whore’s cunt lips were plainly visible through the tightly stretched material. And truly turned on by these powerful black thugs she took her finger to pull the thong off to one side and expose her shaved pussy to their admiring and savage gaze. As the flush spread across her cute Caucasian face, you could tell the reaction she got from these gangstas staring at her was one of horny, horny, bliss! ANGLESLUT It’s time for the three I’s, blackies! Intercourse, Insemination an Impregnation! It’s correct! It’s damn correct! AngleSlut’s big nipples would quickly get hard as a rock even before she started rubbing them with the palm of her hand to get them even harder. And now BLK’s mighty ebony dongs harden along with her nipples and watching her grab a nipple with her thumb and forefinger to pinch and twist it, would almost make these oversexed niggas cum in their tights GARVEY X, You got that juice in you? BOOKER X I got DAT JOOSE IN ME! GARVEy Let’s get that white bitch, Book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 28 Author Report Share Posted April 28 Ever the gentlemen, well sometimes, BLK takes Angleslut’s hand in hand and lead the young white girl to a sofa. Her giddiness is apparent as she can’t stop giggling. Like any good white girl, AngleSlut is a whore for nigga dong! And this white girl is ready for that nigga dong to decimate that pussy. BLK may break necks in the ring with their strength and might, but they’re gonna break this white gurrrll with their pride and joy…THEIR BIG BLACK COCKS! Naturally, the Deviants at home are on the edge of their dirty, basement dwelling couches, ready to see home HOT interracial action! ANGLESLUT These other girls may think their impressive with their little softcore lesbian 69s. But if they took on these BBC’s like me, they’d need another number. 991! Tonight, Deviants, your Olympic Heroine, proves she’s the ONLY one who can handle these black stallions! Roughly, the gigantic Booker x caressed the smooth skin of her boobs and the glistening sweat made his thick fingers glide over her perfect jugs with ease. The debauched white bitch breathing had settled into a continuous panting like a fucking pathetic dog on the street! Now, the cocky nigga known as Martin Garvey asserted himself over this weak piece of ass, fingers bold as he traced around the edge of her areola as she continually breathed the one word “Please! Please! Big Booker ran his fingers across her areola towards her nipple and felt it instantly get taut. This white skank wants it bad! Now he could feel the little bumps from her milk glands rise up and gave him a rough surface to stroke. As he roughly and harshy worked his way towards her nipple, he felt her hand on his leg squeezing the inside of his thigh. The “Please” in his ear had now changed to “Don't stop!” and some other babbling that he couldn't begin to understand. Some white bitch nonsense. ANGLESLUT Your Olympic Hero isn’t like those other girls who say they love black cock but go home to some second-rate Justin Timberlake. I’m the real friggin deal! Garvey did what any good nigga would do: he put his lips over her other breast and started to suck as hard as he could. AngleSlut reached down and found Booker X's thick negro member and started rubbing it through the stretchy fabric of his spandex wrestling tights. Damn, it felt good for a white girl to rub his meat. His massive cock was hot and throbbing through the fabric, and she knew his man meat was hungry. Booker X started to rub his hand along the outline of her moist pussy and could feel the heat seeping through the spandex. ANGLESLUT Hehehe, keep those big blackie lips on my boobies, Garvey! Don’t stop, keep sucking. Oh, blackie, that feels so friggin good. GARVEY This white bitch be needing some BLK nigga juice! BOOKER X That thang is on FIRE! GARVEY Look at that wet spot on her pants. Indeed the white bitch is dripping juices, desperate for negro cock to violate her pristine body. What would AngleSlut's Republican father say if he saw his white daughter at the mercy of these black thugs? With no care to their lustful intentions, AngleSlut removes her pants and thong. Now BLK could see Angie's bare snatch. ANGLESLUT Keep your blackie lips on my tits, Garvey. Suck them. Suck them hard! You know I don't really care for you two. I don't even really like you two. But your big black rods do the trick for this white slut! I like your big blackie dicks in me! The mighty, giant Booker X holds AngleSlut by the back of her head and roughly forces her face onto his 10 inch long donkey cock. AngleSlut opens her mouth and wraps her lips around his fat, black dick. She can't believe the size of these niggas' dicks! ANGELSLUT: Wow! BLK cocks! They're so big and black! I love how they look in your hands. They're so thick and juicy! They're so big and meaty! Just the sight of them makes me want to suck and lick and stroke them until they explode! Being a good whore AngleSlut was eager to get to work. She licked the tip of Booker X's black cock and gently slid her tongue up and down his shaft, even tickling his piss hole. Garvey meanwhile was still jerking his own black dick as he watched Angie worship his brother. AngleSlut took Garvey's lonely, needy black dick into her delicate hands and started to stroke it in rhythm with Booker. Then daddy’s pride and joy started to bob her head up and down Booker's black pole while still stroking Garvey's. Both of their dicks were throbbing, hot, and hard. Angie knew that they were ready to give it to her. Angie went back to licking Booker's dick like it was a lollipop while she jerked off Garvey. Garvey grabbed a handful of Angie's hair and shoved her face onto his delicious cock. Angie didn't resist, she took him fully into her mouth and started to suck his black cock. ANGELSLUT God, BLK cocks! I love how they taste! I can't wait for you two to fill my white holes! Just imagine a white whore like me taking on these two black thugs! It's just like that one episode of Sex and the City where Samantha fucks the two black men in the back of a limo. That's me! The younger brotha, Garvey, started to fuck the gold medalist in the mouth in the mouth. Best believe the TMW Deviants at home leaned forward in delight as they could see the bulge in her throat as he forced her mouth down on his magnificent ebony machine. AngleSlut was used to having big black cocks in her mouth, but Garvey was so big that she could barely handle his monstrous tool. It was so hot watching a white whore struggle to deepthroat such a gigantic piece of nigger meat. She gagged and drooled as he kept thrusting his black shaft down her throat. But Garvey didn't stop. He kept fucking her mouth harder and harder until she gagged some more and he finally had to let go. ANGLESLUT You two big, black brutes! I don't even like you guys! You're just a bunch of big, dumb niggers! But I love your big, black dicks! Just the thought of you two niggas stuffing your black cocks in my white poonanny gets me so friggin wet! Angie then moved onto her back and opened up her legs for Booker and Garvey. She knew that these black thugs were gonna stuff her with their nigger meat, and she was ready for it. Angie then moved onto her back and opened up her legs for Booker and Garvey. She knew that these black thugs were gonna stuff her with their monkey meat, and she was ready for it. ANGLESLUT Give it to me you, dumb coons! Show this gold medalist how you use your black cocks, porch monkeys! Garvey then took his place between Angie's legs. Entrapped and entraptured, he stared at her tight, white pussy and rubbed the tip of his nigger cock against her wet slit. There was delightful feel of his warm precum on her lips. She looked down and saw his huge black dick, and she knew he was about to fill her up. After spreading her legs even wider and begged Garvey to shove his monkey meat in her slit. ANGELSLUT Friggin screw me! Garvey smiled as he heard her pleas. He loved a white bitch who couldn't get enough of his thug stick. The negro brute slowly slid his big, black dick into her tight pussy. AngleSlut gasped and moaned as he filled her up with his BBC. Her pussy stretched out to accommodate his enormous tool, and he could feel her juices running down his shaft. Angie cried out in ecstasy as he pumped his nigger dick inside her. ANGELSLUT whoooooooooo BLK cocks! Just stuff that big, black cock inside my little white cunny!!!! Friggin screw me! Just screw me hard, Garvey! A light bulb went off over Booker X's head. A toothsome smile appeared as he knelt down behind Angiel and and rubbed his dick against her asshole. A scream if delight erupted from Angie as she was about to be double penetrated by the dark skinned thugs. Angie begged Booker to fill her ass up with his big, black cock. ANGLESLUT: YES! Just stuff your weiner in my butt hole, you dumb coon! I need to feel you both inside me! Booker X wasted no time in sticking his dick in Angie's ass. He wanted to give this white whore the DP of her life! Angie felt his cock slide in her tight asshole and Garvey's dick pumping away inside her pussy. She was in ecstasy. And so were the Deviants at home who furiously beat off to the sight of a white princess defiled by these African American savages! Angie had never been stuffed like this before. She loved every minute of it. ANGELSLUT Yes! BLK cocks! Just screw my white poonanny and bootyhole! Screw me harder! Friggin screw me like you're breeding me! Garvey and Booker X pumped their cocks inside Angie faster and faster. Angie's eyes rolled back and she could feel her orgasm building. She knew she was going to cum all over Garvey's dick. dp 38548461a.webm Garvey and Booker X pumped their cocks inside Angie faster and faster. Angie's eyes rolled back and she could feel her orgasm building. She knew she was going to cum all over Garvey's dick. Her dad was gonna KILL her for cumming on these dumb black guy's schlongs. But she didn't care, she was loving every minute of it! ANGELSLUT Wooooooo!! Just friggin screw me! Just screw my white booty and cunt! Just breed this white whore! Booker X and Garvey continued to ram their massive and monsterous logs inside Angie harder and harder. Garvey was pounding her pussy while Booker X was destroying her worthless ass. Angie was in heaven. She could feel her orgasm getting closer. She begged the black guys to keep screwing her. I valentina nappi dp black.webm ANGELSLUT Don't stop! Just friggin screw me! Keep screwing my white poonanny and bootyhole! Keep stuffing those BLK cocks inside me! Garvey and Booker X did not slow down. They kept humping their huge dicks inside her faster and faster. Angie screamed in ecstasy as she felt her orgasm wash over her. She came all over Garvey's dick, drenching him in her juices. And it didn't take long for BLK to reach their peak, too. Garvey and Booker X grunted loudly as they felt their loads building up. Angie knew that they were about to cum. She begged them to cum all over her. ANGELSLUT Please, splooge all over me! Cover me with your porch monkey spunk! Friggin douse me! Friggin shoot your coon jizz on me! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! Garvey and Booker X kept pounding her holes with their ebony monsters. They grunted as they felt their cum erupting from their balls and exploding out of their cocks. Angie screamed as she felt their warm, sticky seed cover her face, tits, and belly. She was covered in nigger jizz, and she loved it. ANGELSLUT Mmmmmmmm... BLK cum! I love the way it feels on my skin! Garvey and Booker X grinned as they saw their black cum covering her pristine and porcelain white body. Angie laid there, basking in the afterglow of the DP. She had never felt so satisfied in her life. GARVEY Let’s fuck up dem white boys, Book. BOOKER X Let’s do it, Garve! Tony149 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 29 Author Report Share Posted April 29 Outside in the parking lot we find Terry Taylor is STILL waiting for K-Rawk to appear. Alas, poor Taylor has been commendered by Logan Mann and Alexander The Magnificent to do an interview. TAYLOR Logan, Heat, or Annie or Sara Jean can- LOGAN I ain’t trying here shit from no Jewish niggas! They killed Aaron Carter. Now they trying to kill my marriage. TAYLOR The Jews?! You don’t wanna go there, brother. Why don’t we talk about your daughter signing to RIW. She’s a real cutie! LOGAN I’ll smack the shit outta anyone who touches my daughter! I’m on my Farrakhan shit. They killed Malcom X, I’ll kill the nigga that touches Musique. Kill! TAYLOR I meant cutie in the German way…. LOGAN Then they wanna get Storm Bellmare to cut off my marriage! They want a white, liberal, safe face of the company to promote whatever agenda. George Flloyd didn’t die for this, but Storm Bellmare is! NEXT! ATM I’ll give it to you straight, Terry Taylor. TAYLOR Brother, That’s the only way I like my men… ATM This is Big Papa Thrust’s fault! He cheated to beat me at Mania 20, then he decked Logan, then he made a tasteless remark about Holly and it’s all spiral out of control from there. Big Papa Thrust messed with my manager and that means he’s messing with my career. So, Frank Bruiser, I’m gonna mess you up…FATHEAD!!!!!!! COMING UP NEXT....LOGAN MANN VS STORM BELLMARE...NEXT???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 30 Author Report Share Posted April 30 RENEE Are we going to see Logan Mann compete for the first time since 2017? Seven years? REJECT He’s gotta fight Storm. This has been going on too long. They’re looking at him funny in the locker room. HEY! WAIT! I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT!!!!!!!!!! The classic sound of “heart shaped box” by Nirvana summon Logan Mann LILLIAN The following contest is schedule for one fall…now making his way to the ring for his first match since TWENTY SEVENTEEN, he hails from SIN CITY, he is a former OAOAST TAG TEAM CHAMPION, a former UNITED STATES TAG TEAM CHAMPION, he is “LEEZUS PRICE” LOOOOGGAAAANNNN MAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE Reject. You were in the Church of Abdullah with Logan. What can we expect from Logan after seven years out of competition? REJECT Ring rust. A whole lot of ring rust. But, he’s gotta have this match. He’s gotta be a man. RENEE He can’t let it slide! Storm Bellmare entered to Midnight to Monaco’s One In a Million I can't afford the price I pay, and I can't even pay the rent They're coming at me every way and there's no letting up I'm frightened by the threats they make Take me down, and they'll bury me and if I run they'll Chase me back again, drag me before I make the break I can't keep holding on In a hideaway I needed to keep me from breaking down And I'm under... LILLIAN And his opponent, who hails from Berkeley, California, weighs in at 210 pounds; he is ONE IN A MILLION….STORM BELLLMMMAAARRREEE! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAA!” RENEE Storm’s not a coward. Logan wanted some? Well, Storm is giving him some. REJECT Storm better. You think he was gonna fuck another man’s wife, that man’s baby mama, and not shoot the fair one. I know they’re soft in Northern California but they ain’t that soft. DING DIN DING As soon as referee D’Lo Brown calls for the opening bell, Logan rakes Storm’s pretty eyes! With Storm blinded, Logan cradles him and implants him with the LIBERATION DDT! “OOOOOOHHH” LOGAN Tell em I still got! Tell it, Reject! Don’t leave nothing out! REJECT Praise Abdullah, Logan has still got it. Logan mounted Storm and proceeded to rain down thudding closed fists! The female fans worried over Storm’s endangered visage. Unable to control his rage, Logan hurried Storm into the corner, where he terrorized him with body blows! As Storm labored in breathing Logan cocked his hand back aaaaaaaannnndd…. WICKED LEFT HOOK! “OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!’ REJECT I've seen a lot of punches thrown in my time, but there's something about Logan Mann’s left hook that sends shivers down my spine. It's not just the force behind it; it's the technique, the timing, the sheer brutality of it all. Logan hauled Storm into position for a back suplex only to see the Berkley native elbow his way free. After taking a moment to catch his breath, Storm returned fire with a spinning heel kick that knocked Logan loopy and into the ropes! RENEE Reject, doesn’t Logan need to be careful of Storm’s speed? REJECT You’re learning, Renee. A little late. But good effort. His rage unceasing, Logan pulled himself off the ropes and charged at Storm. However, Mann fell into Storm’s single underhook hip toss! RENEE Wind Shear! Clutching his now aching back, Logan rolled off the mat and stood into Storm’s high knee. This left Logan with a bruised nose and blurred visage; this made a bad combo as he failed to stop Storm from leveling him with a back wheel kick! The cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! Limping back up, the former tag team champion assessed the situation, his age, his ailing body and decided to bail! RENEE He’s leaving! Logan is leaving! REJECT Naw, Logan, this ain’t it, chief. Storm got into a heated discussion with D’Lo, who was content to let Logan leave to fight another day. But, well, with One In a Million’s back turned… REJECT I like where this is going. Logan betrays his 50 years of age and hauls almighty ass into the ring! There, he clobbers Storm from behind, hitting him with enough force to knock him onto the ring apron. REJECT I’m sorry I doubted you, old friend. Abdullah will be proud. Logan and the fans trash-talked as he bashed Storm’s face into the top turnbuckle. Staggered, Storm succumbed to Logan's suplex, which brought him back into the ring! Cover… ONE! TWO! Storm got the shoulder up! One In a Million collects himself but finds his rise unsteady. This worked to Logan’s advantage as the Sin City native peppered him with a jab combo. But, Storm hadn’t come to the ring to go down without a fight and withstood logan’s array of punches. RENEE Oh my, look at the toughness of Storm Bellmare! REJECT Those hormones have to be some kind of PED, right? Logan looked at Storm in disdain as he loaded up his WICKED LEFT HOOK! But as he threw the punch, Storm swept behind him and pulled him down with a backslide! ONE! TWO! Kickout! Both men rose to their feet with Logan scoring a crucial blow with a knee to the midsection. Quickly, Leezus Price hits the ropes but Storm’s speed proves too much! The Berkley native springs off the top and collides with Logan with a leg lariat! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” Storm bounded off the cables and flew at Logan with a running shooting star press! But, with Logan getting the knees up the tides turned again! Now sensing a key opportunity, Logan hastily swept Storm into a front facelock! RENEE Looking for the Liberation DDT! But Logan’s haste caused for a weak grip that brokered Storm’s escape. One In A Million yanked Logan forward in hopes of hitting a short arm lariat. But it was just a hope as Logan dipped beneath the attack. Little good that did Logan as Storm rocked him with a Pele Kick! RENEE Logan is out! REJECT But he’s on his feet, Renee. He can still go. Not for long: Storm takes Logan for a wild wide with a leg trap sunset flip pile driver! RENEE Storm’s End! Storm’s End! The cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING Winner: Storm Bellmare, via pinfall No sooner than I write that verdict does ALEXANDER THE MAGNIFICENT BLINDSIDE STORM WITH A BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” REJECT It would have been nice if Alex had done this before Logan ate the pin. But, I can get with this. RENEE You condone this? A cheap shot? REJECT The best kind of shot. Anger and fury were written across Alexander’s face as above gritted teeth he held Storm in the TORTURE RACK!! RENEE 2017? Logan’s last match was against Alexander. 2024? This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 30 Author Report Share Posted April 30 Next we’re taken to a TWM Backdrop with Anderson Cup competitors and navy suit glad, MONEY MARC and CONAN “COCO” CHANEL ready to speak. MONEY MARC We’ve got a lot more than just wrestling going on. We’ve got a financial podacast called Priceless, and we’re writing a book that talks about keeping America strong. We’re about to guest host on Fox Business, we’re gonna talk about finances, we’re gonna talk about politics, the Galaxy is gonna love it. We are the top financial analysts in the space. We can not, we simply can not, lose to BLK. Think about how big we are. If you were in our shoes, you’d understand the gravity of this match. COCO Unlike the other tag teams that infest the OAOAST throughout history we do not waste time like dull eyed nitwits. You spoke earlier, BLK, but we did not listen. You take orders from Luther Mandella. Frankly, we don’t want to hear anything from someone who waits for others to decide what to do for them. MONEY MARC We’re OUR bosses, fellas. COCO We won't lose to you or anyone else ever. Even as the rest of you fall two by two, we will live and I will win. As long as my name is Conan ChaneL. MONEY MARC And my name is Money Marc Bennett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 We’re taken to the interview lounge where the crowd is a little less than usual. That makes it easy for Sara Jean to interview…. THE BREEDER SARA JEAN Hey, gang, I’m here with The Breeder of BLK. Breeder, you have set your sights on Valencia and- “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” “waaaaaaaah!” “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” SARA JEAN A…baby? Indeed! AMBER O’SHEA strides up to the BREEDER, carrying a blushing BABY BOY AMBER Breeder, meet Dane…your son! The son you stuck me with after you RAPED ME! HE’S A RAPE BABY!!!! SARA JEAN Uh-oh. THE BREEDER Another conquest. AMBER So you admit this RAPE BABY IS YOUR SON?!! THE BREEDER Of course. AMBER Good, the judge says you owe me 50 thousand a month for child support. I intend to collect. Every. Cent. THE BREEDER COMING UP NEXT...."WICKED" WESLEY SINGLTON VS PRIVATE WARTHOG...NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 6 Author Report Share Posted May 6 In lieu of Warthog’s entrance we hear from Sgt.Holt. SGT.HOLT Before Private Warthog makes mincemeat out of Singleton I would like to say a few words. I see the protests and counter protests going on across campuses in America and it makes me sick. A bunch of know it alls spewing nothing at all. We will never see such a collection of mind-rotted young people until Renee and Ambrose spout out their brood. CADET KELLY Hhehehahah! SGT.HOLT Is that funny to you, Cadet? CADET KELLY Ummm…. SGT.HOLT Is the degradation of the American youth entertaining to you? CADET KELLY No, sir. SGT.HOLT Good. I’ll tell you something right now, America may be screwed but I will NOT be. You see, no one has beaten Tanner Neptune more times in his career than me. I took the Always Pimpin Title off him at Anglemania 18 and I will take the Galaxy Title from him TONIGHT. That is if Lisa Ann is smart enough to make the match. CADET KELLY She better me. SGT.HOLT Yes. She better be. We cut back to Sofa Central RENEE What was that about my kids?! Wesley entered to “DND” by Polo G Once we start a riot we can't keep quiet (quiet) We want all the smoke, fuck the peace signs (signs) All gas, no brakes, we just gon' keep slidin' (slidin'), ayy Glock cook a nigga, he get deep-fried Snakes in the grass, watch out for rats and all the feline I cut everybody off, keep hittin' decline I swear these painkillers got me on the deep vibe Miss the old days, got me wishin' I could rewind via GIPHY LILLIAN And his opponent, from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, he is “WICKED” WESLEY SINGLETON “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAA!?” Wes kicked things off with a little spiel WESLEY Where the HOES AT?!!!! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!” The female Deviants cheer. WESLEY Let’s do a little survey. You cuffin Warthog? “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” WESLEY Or Wicked Wesley Singleon? “WESLEY! WESLEY! WESLEY!” WESLEY Men lie, women lie, numbers don’t, Hog. DING DING DINGA As the bell rings, Warthog burst out of his corner like a raging bull or warthog I suppose, a scowl plastered across his face. He flexed his mighty muscles, inviting Wesley to come at him. But Wesley remained calm and collected, a confident grin on his face as he circles the ring, sizing up his foe. RENEE Two similalr brawling styles, but two very different approaches to wrestling. REJECT Wesley’s almost a bit too cool for school. And that’s a problem for this younger generation. You see, time was- RENEE Please stop. The two lock up in the center of the ring, their bodies straining against each other as they jockey for position. Hog’s power is evident as he starts to overpower Wicked Wes, pushing the South Carolina back towards the ropes. REFEREE CLEM BUZZLEFOXXER V Alright, break it up! Break it up! PT.WARTHOG This is my ring! WESLEY And these are my hoes! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Warthog did not much care for being shown up! He tried to wallop Wesley with overhand blows. But, Simon’s son refused to be dominated! He used his agility and ring awareness to evade Hog’s attacks and proceeded to deliver a searing round of knife edge chops! “GO WES, GO! GO WES, GO! GO WES, GO!” REJECT Are you a Wes fan, Renee? One of those women concerned with flash over the meat and potatoes that make this sport great? RENEE I think personalities like Wesley’s are what makes this sport great. REJECT What a mark. Snorting and snorting and snorting some more, an enraged Private charged at Wes with a MEATHOOK LARIAT, but Wicked Wes ducked at the last moment, causing the giant black man to crash and burn into the turnbuckle. Seizing the opportunity, Wesley ran in and and unleashed a devastating flying clothesline of his own, sending his muscle bound foe crashing to the mat! WESLEY Score one for Wes! “YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Reject, do you think that Tanner will accept Holt’s challenge for a match tonight? REJECT Time and time again Tanner has proven to lack common sense and basic intelligence. So, keeping that in mind, of course he will put his title on the line against a man who has beat him every time they fought. Wes made the cover… ONE! Easy kickout by Warthog! RENEE It’s going to take more than one clothesline to keep Warthog down for a three count. REJECT In my not so humble opinion, Warthog is criminally underrated by the wrestling community. But what can you expect from those who see space tornado DDT’s, 1080 splashes through glass windows as the sign of great wrestling. Get my likes to 1000 on X. RENEE Always putting yourself over, huh. With a smirk, Razor err I mean Scott Ha err I mane Wesley pulled Hog back to his feet and set him up for his signature move, the Insider’s Edge. The Toy Box trembled with anticipation as the South Carolina hoists the private into the air, his muscles bulging with effort. RENEE Wow! Wes is stronger than he thought! REJECT Wes goes for power and strength, very different from his technically proficient father. But Hog managed to counter at the last second, powering out the hold! Increidble strength! The private drove Razor errr I eman Wes back into the corner with a powerful football like tackle. WESLEY Oooof! With Wes dazed and reeling, his monstrous foe seized the opportunity to go for the MEATHOOK LARIAT! WARTHOG WAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTHOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGG! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” But the handsome brawler Wes somehow foundthe strength to slip away Big E's errrr Warthog grasp, landing behind him and delivering a swift kick to the back of the head, causing Big E ERR Hog to drop to one knee in agony! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Wes just kicked the Living Daylights out of Private Warthog! REJECT Shades of Simon. I remember ThunderKid lost two teeth because of that kick. With the crowd on their feet, Wesley seized the moment and delivers the Insider’s Edge with pinpoint precision, hoisting his enemey into the air and driving him into the mat with bone-jarring force. You better believe that the Toy Box exploded with cheers as Wicked Wes goes for the cover, CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! PIN BROKEN UP! PINK BROKEN UP?!! PIN BROKEN UP?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! BY THESE MONSTERS!!!!! RENEE Reject, Reject, Reject! That’s the Mad Russian Maul and Mathis Golden, The Goden Bear! REJECT Keep them the hell away from me! Good luck as Maul tosses Warthog over the ropes as though he were a featherweight. Worse yet, Warthog lands in front of the annonce desk! REJECT Stay away, you filthy animal! No chance! Maul lift Warthog over his shoulder and proceeded to deliver a DOMINATOR through the announce desk! RENEE Why is this happening? What is going on? In the ring, MATHIS GOLDEN, Xavier Franklin Long’s trusted kicker had lined Wes up for the perfect punt. But then… Once we start a riot we can't keep quiet (quiet) We want all the smoke, fuck the peace signs (signs) All gas, no brakes, we just gon' keep slidin' (slidin'), ayy Glock cook a nigga, he get deep-fried Snakes in the grass, watch out for rats and all the feline I cut everybody off, keep hittin' decline I swear these painkillers got me on the deep vibe Miss the old days, got me wishin' I could rewind “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE That’s Iggy’s music! Oh yes! IGNATIUS MADDIX “THE ASSASSIAN PRINCE” had arrived to save his BFF! Buuuuuutt……….. Officials had already entered the ring and proceeded to bar Ignatius from attacking Maul and Mathis while In tur keeping them from harming Wes. “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” REJECT Damn right! RENEE I noticed that only Ignatius came to save his partner. Where was Holt? REJECT They didn’t play Holt’s music. RENEE That makes ZERO sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 8 Author Report Share Posted May 8 “Back In Black” by AC/DC hits to a thunderous reception from the lustfiends that are our Devaints. And with good reason as Lisa Ann, the general manager, arrives on the stage looking mad fuckable in a business suit that would put any other whore to shame! RENEE The Ho that runs the Show! I always love hearing what Lisa Ann has to say. REJECT I’ll be honest if it isn’t announcing Bedrock Vs Tanner at Anglemania then she can either show her tits or get moving. RENEE Jerk! LISA ANN Ladies and gentlemen, please met my new ASSISTANT GENERAL MANAGER… REJECT The hell is going on? The fans are confused as well turning to each other with confused glances. Lisa Ann, though, smiles like a proud mom or a pard MILF to be exact. RENEE You couldn’t find this news on X! LISA ANN PETER CAYLEY!!!!!!!!!! This theme plays.. A little fellow who looks like this… Enters and shakes Lisa Ann’s hand. RENEE We saw Peter help bail Blaine out of jail last show. But I didn’t think we’d see him again. Not in this capacity. PETE Ah, TMW faithful, it is I, your humble assistant general manager, here to grace you with my presence and, of course, my unmatched wit. Well, I suppose *I* think it’s unmatched. A few might beg to differ, my younger sister Sammi, first in line. REJECT I’m thinking Sammi might be right. And I never thought I’d say that in my adult life. PETE The Whore Zone has a mystery of their own, will my sister return to team with Brea Brea to challenge for the Whore Zone Tag Team titles. My sister is a mystery even to me and I was there for her birth, and every subsequent birthday, rather she wanted me there or not. And often times she d not. But, I’m afraid we have a mystery of our own here in the men’s side. REJECT No shit. Like, why are you qualified to be assistant GM? PETE Everyone of us is wondering who will challenge Tanner Neptune for his TMW Galaxy Title? And sadly, I’m no closer to 5 feet than we are to having an answer. But, I, as new assistant general manager propose a solution. A return t the day of yore, where that question was settled with blood and guts, where that question was settled with a LETHAL RUMBLE! “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” The fans sceam, the long time fans the loudest among them. Lisa Ann applauds smiles, clearly All In on ths unexpected return. RENEE What an announcement! REJECT I don’t believe what I just heard. PETE Now, my dear and frankly fellow you might be wondering what sets this battle royal apart from the rest. Well, besides Renee’s unparalleled commentary, of course. The Lethal Rumble is no mere brawl; it's : fifteen of TMW's finest, duking it out like there's no tomorrow, all vying for the chance to dethrone Tanner Neptune and snatch that Galaxy Title from his grasp. RENEE I am loving this! PETE So to all you brave souls who dare to step foot in the ring ton, I offer this piece of advice: keep your wits about you, because in the Lethal Rumble, anything goes. And when the dust settles and the bodies hit the floor, only one man will emerge victorious, ready to take on Tanner Neptune in the battle of a lifetime. Enjoy. RENEE Guys, we have a MAJOR incident backtage! Let’s get to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 8 Author Report Share Posted May 8 “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOOOOOOOOOOOP!” Oh yes, my friends! We have a… RAPE! But who is the unlucky source of our stroke material tonight! NONE OTHER THAN BREA BREA, CURRENTLY ENJOYING SOME QUALITY TIME WITH BEDROCK… BEDROCK BLAAAAAAAARGGGHHHHHHHHHH! Go on brothers whip out those dicks and please pleasure yourself to the first ever sex scene with Brea Brea. You see the nice thing about rape is you can always find a way to say the dumb bitch deserved it. Or you can just enjoy the destruction of another female’s innonce and sanity. Fun! Bedrock went all the way in with one stroke, eliciting a terrible (and hot) scream from Brea Brea. His rough thrusts were such that our helpless damsel’s head banged off the floor. Well, it’s not like she needs to use her intelligence anyway working for us. Bedrock’s dick was so long poor Brea Brea was afraid it would do damage to her insides. But, don’t worry Brea Brea, you can still strip and pole dance while you recover. But it might be a long recovery as Bedrock pinned her down with the strength of five men and fucked her with the intensity of a black man at a southern school sorority house! BREA BREA Waaaaa why isn’t anyone helping me? Waaaaa? Oh there’s help, or there should be, it’s just the help, SLOPPY JOE is stroking his meat and potatoes instead of doing his job Brea Brea struggled for her dear life, as Bedrock banged the hell the out of her, never relenting in his needless (but hawwwwwwt) assault on her innocent cunny. The curly haired bitch cried and cried and the more her tears flowed the more the Deviants’ jizz flowed. Still, a fighter to the end Brea Brea wiggled, squirmed and did everything in her power to fight off the invading member from the bestial brute. BREA BREA Please, somebody help! BEDROCK BLARRRGGGHHHHHHHH! Her inner thighs were slick with his precum and bruised by his relentless attack on her innocence. All the sweaty boys had tissues on hand as they watched, Brea shed a gusher of tears from the boiling pain of his prehistoric phallus. BREA BREA Why are you doing this? Why me?! BEDROCK BLARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!! Well, that answered nothing. But as a nigger from South Africa one must understand Brea Brea comes from a rich heritage of rape victims. Thus as you see, Bedrock gives her, a diabolical slap to shut her the fuck up, knowing that she truly walks in the path of her worthless waste of oxygen ancestors. BREA BREA Please….please….please….no… Brea Brea continues to prove her uselessness in this world as her head continues to go smack smack off the ground thanks to Bedrock’s continual slamming into her. Now, Brea Brea may be one of the smarter Hotties but with this continued head trauma we might have to test if Bedrock has fucked her brains out BREA BREA Why, why me? I never did anything to you…..I never did anything to anyone…. Before she could catch her breath, he stabbed her again, rotating his hips to destory every fold and surface. Horffic fireworks exploded in her cunt. He moved so fast his body was a blur. His furious strokes left her gasping and on the verge of passing out. He smashed into her like a jackhammer—bang, bang, bang—drilling deeper with each thrust. BREA BREA I was a good girl…I was a good girl… Bedrock unmercifully flooded her with his splooge, and as a South African one can only think she has brought shame to Mandela’s dream! He must look down from heaven in tears as one of his children is now breeding stock for whatever the fuck Bedrock is. Is he white? Is he black? Does he have a social security number? Does he have health insurance? Well, I know he got a baby coming lol As Brea whimpers cries and basically looks like a pathetic whore that we can still stroke to Win Griffey and Mister Steal Yo Push walk onto scene with stern purpose. MSYP Win, I am too caught up to speak right now. I might say something I will regret. Please, speak for us. WIN No problem, Push, you said enough. I asked tonight for Bedrock to be named number one contender to the Galaxy Title. I asked politely, didn’t I? Then I see a walking joke, not even a full grown man tell me and the crew “that ain’t gonna work for me, brother.” Well, then this show ain’t gonna work for anyone! I had my eye gouged out my socket, I coulda retired and lived good. But I came back for Push, I came back for Bedrock. I came back for The Big Tymers. But, I have the Cayley lion swinging its nuts in my face in tea bagging me. Well, I promise everyone right now this piece of shit show will never be the same again! That Lethal Rumble doesn’t mean shit! As far as I’m concerned the number one contender is Bedrock! PETE CAYLEY (OS) Officers, please escort Win Griffey JR and Bedrock to your nearest police cruiser. MSYP What in the blue hell is going on? Pete appears side by side with road agent Slime and a cadre of uniformed police officers. Pete directs Heat to attend to Brea Brea, which is odd because I’m sure Slime ain’t no EMT. PETE I believe those in the lower clas call this taking out the trash. Win and Rock, you may wish to hire a lawyer. WIN What kind of game are you playi..HEY…GET OFF ME, PIGS! PETE I wouldn’t add more charges, Win, you don’t want to worsen the leverage for your plea bargin. WIN Fuck you, imp! PETE Hmmm, Mister Steal Yo Push, you clearly aren’t the brains of this operation. MSYP I suggest you watch your mouth, little friend. PETE You aren’t the brawn. So what are you? Expendable. And my brother, who will arrive to the Toy Box in two minutes shall…expend you. MSYP Fuck! 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Chanel #99 Posted May 12 Author Report Share Posted May 12 Chaos continued out in the parking lot as THE WAR HAMMERS and WESLEY AND IGNATIUS, our tag team champions were held back by a bevy of security officials and road agents MAUL LET US AT THEM! IGNATIUS Do it! We can go anytime, big boys! GOLDEN Savagery is unspeakably ugly to me! WES Didn’t stop every trucker Down Under from smashing your mom’s! GOLDEN Clever Boy. I think we’ll end you first! Maul struggles and nearly breaks free of BIFF ATLAS and four STUDS! MAUL ARGGGGH! WESLEY You think you put fear in our hearts?! MAUL We better!! WE BETTER! Maul lunges for Wesley, only to be tackled to the groud by BIFFMAN AND FIVE STUDS!!!!!!!! Finally Lisa Ann and her trusty road agent, COLOMBIAN HEAT hurry onto the scene to try and bring peace to the parkling lot! LISA ANN Get them out! Wes, Ignatius, back to your locker room. War Hammers, I want you to go home! MAUL Argggh?!! US?! LISA ANN Yes, you! WESLEY Go ahead, listen to mommy, kids. GOLDEN We will depart. But this meeting, now seeming sweet, will soon turn to bitterest gall. MAUL ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH! COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo, yo, yo, make some noise for getting to go from work early! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 12 Author Report Share Posted May 12 MSYP entered to “Still Fly” by the Big Tymers… What’s up, Fresh??? It’s our turn, BABY!!! via GIPHY LILLIAN The following contest is schedule for one fall! Now making his way to the ring, from London, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 198 pounds, he is “TWITTER FINGERS” MISTER STEALLLL YOOOO PUSSSSSHHHHH! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE You wanna steal Brea’s innocence, Push? This is what you get, jerk! Blaine entered to Blood Borther by Zed’s Dead.... Years go, limit some once fast Swallowing the past Making something last I've seen you at your lowest of low Watching your demons grow Struggle you won't show Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me via GIPHY LILLIAN And his opponent, from Manhattan, New York by way of Beaumaris Castle, Wales, weighing 216 pounds, he is “THE LION” BLLLLAAINNNNEE CAAAAYYYYYLLLLEEEEEYYYYYY! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE A bombshell announcement earlier tonight, well two, Pete Cayley is our assistant General Manager and we have a Lethal Rumble next show to decide the number one contender to the Galaxy Title. REJECT Pete is overstepping his duties, making the Rumble making this match, and if Brea gets raped again it’s HIS fault. RENEE You’re 100 percent WRONG! And it’s not the first time. DING DING DING Push pounced on Blaine, hitting him with a barrage of knee strikes. Thinking that did enough damage, the Canadian sent the Welshmen into the ropes. Blaine ducked Push’s lariat, but couldn’t avoid the spin kick to the gut that doubled him over. From there, Push executed a text book side Russian leg sweep! Cover counted by Konan… Well, Konan tried to count, but Blaine kicked out before the one! RENEE Reject, have you ever seen anyone kickout before a one count? REJECT Shit, only in video games. Nervousness playing on sweaty face, Push stomped away Blaine. Little good that did him as Blaine grabbed him and threw him down to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip. Hobbled, obviously, Push staggered upright. He pleaded for mercy but none was forthcoming as Blaine used a lariat to launch him over the ropes an to the outside! RENEE Not quite Cruel Intentions. Maybe Unpleasant Intentions? Push lay on the mat in pain, seemingly hoping to take a count-out loss. Little doing; Blaine flung himself over the ropes and lacerated Push’s neck with a Welsh (Arabian) Press! PUSH AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGGGHGHGGHOPWWWWWW! RENEE Sometimes a simple scream is worth a thousand words. Blaine scowled in a deep hatred as he pushed Push back into the ring. Once again, Push begged for his life, hands up, eyes wide. BLAINE You’re a pretty bit of porcelain, Push. Bet you’d like good with a few chips. Blaine ran in with a Morrison style kick that Push was somehow able to convert into a school boy… Again Blaine kicked out before Konan’s one count! RENEE I don’t know what it’s going to take for Push to win this contest. A miracle? REJECT I don’t believe in miracles. I believe in the rules of the ring. And the rule says that Blaine is a far superior wrestler than Mister Steal Yo Push. Blaine rather easily reversed Push’s irish whip effort and sent the Ontario, Canada native hurtling into the ropes. But, Push caught Blaine by surprise by decking him with a springboard lariat! Cover… ONE! An easy kickout! REJECT Push is slowly wearing Cayley down, yeah. But that ain’t good enough. He needs to hit a grand slam and knock Blaine out the park. Push got the message loud and clear, ascending to the top rope and readying to deliver a crushing blow to Baline. The Canadian sailed off the top with an axe handle smash, not exactly crushing and not exactly effective as Blaine countered with a boot to the gut. This blow left Push doubled over and gasping for air. BLAINE Oh, that look! The Welshman snatched Push into a front facelock and delivered a thundering DDT in the center of the ring! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Cruel Intentons II! The cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!! DING DING DING Winner: Blaine Cayley, via pinfall Blaine wasn’t done yet; he ripped MSYP off the mat and stashed him inside a front facelock. Though Push put up a weak struggle he did nothing to preclude Blaine from driving him to the mat with a second Cruel Intentions 2! RENEE Maybe call that Cruel Intentions 3! BLAINE Ohhh, Push, that’s quite a provocative pose you’re in. But, I think I may be able to spice it up! Much to the crowd’s amazement, Blaine prying Push’s orange jumpsuit away! Some fans hoot and holler, letting us know what demographic they fall under. We welcome all kinds! REJECT The hell does Cayley think he’s doing? Blaine gets Push down to his bare torso, having torn the arms away as well. That’s when K-Dawg steps in, perhaps mercifully, and allows Push to beat an embarrassed, nearly bare-assed retreat. BLAINE (singing) The look of love is in your eyes A look your smile can't disguise! REJECT This is outragreous. And I think The Big Tymers were set up. RENEE By who? REJECT Who do you think, Renee? Use your brain. By Pete and Blaine Cayley. They fed Brea Brea to Bedrock to get Push in this situation. RENEE I need to use my brain? Me? Check the mirror, Reject, check the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 13 Author Report Share Posted May 13 MEN ON MEN STARRRING BI CURIOUS GEORGE And 2XS The dual Always Pimpin Champions aka two daddies are sat in director chairs front of a glittering lavender curtain. BCG Helllloooooooooo, I am Bi-Curious George!!!!!! 2XS And I am 2XS. BCG And this is MEN ON MEN, the only wrestling program that looks at wrestling from a “cultured” pee-oh-vee! And we are sponsored by NUTS N HONEY! 2XS What did you say? BCG Nuttin, Honey. Tee-heh! 2XS Can you eat just one? BCG Awwww hell no! 2XS Tonight, we’re going to take a look at what Pike Pantera, Breeder and Jose Cantu-Si have done to Valencia. Hint? BCG Hate it! 2XS On the inaugural episode of the Whore Zone we saw Jose Cantu-Si, brutally ass rape Valencia. And Jose’s partner Pike has been looking for him ever since. BCG Just a hint, Pike, check the closet! 2XS You a bad one, Georgie. BCG Not as bad as that Breeder. Who does he think he is trying to put a baby in Valencia? 2XS We might have to put one in him. BCG Even if we have to go through Luther Mandela. 2XS Hate him. BCG Perish the thought. 2XS Yes indeed. BCG Now we come back to Pike Pantera. 2XS I love the name, but the man just leaves me limp. BCG Most everyone in TMW fits their name, ReX is RX for doctor, The Bounty Hunter used to be a bounty hunter, but when I see Pike in the shower I’m not seeing much of a Pike! 2XS You bad, Georgie, you bad. BCG It may be Men on Men, but we wanna talk about Valencia. She thrills me to death, I just love her to pieces. 2XS Yes, sir. And the next time someone wants to sneak up on her and make her into a victim. Well, they just might find they have two new daddies. BCG Oh yes, yes, yes, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 15 Author Report Share Posted May 15 We're taken to the famous (maybe?) black curtain backdrop with the TWM logo. This time the flight suit wearing UNION JETS stand front in center, and with them are a bevy of trophies and championship belts. C-4 How many of these tag team tournaments do you think we’ve been in, Tommy Boy? SMITH Man, good question. 16? Maybe 18? C-4 Maybe 18. And how many have we won? SMITH That I know. 13 wins. That's 13 wins, Four. C-4 13 wins 5 loses. And who have we faced, Tommy, let them know. SMITH Phew, let me think. The Dudleys, GPX, Scott Norton and Brian Adams, Kronik, Hell’s Hitmen, The Orange County Cobras, Hall and Nash, Wes and Ignatius, lots of teams. C-4 Lots of teams that thought like Southern Smoke. Lots of teams that had big dreams of beating the Union Jets. But in the ring? SMITH Those dreams met a crash landing! TONIGHT...ANNIE IDOL SITS DOWN WITH COLIN MAGUIRE JR...TONIGHT!! COMING UP NEXT....ANDERSON CUP ACTION...BLACK T BRACKET: BLK VS Conan "Coco" Chanel and Money Marc Bennett...NEXT!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 19 Author Report Share Posted May 19 Money Marc and Coco entered to Hypnotize by Notorious BIG… Uh (uh), uh (uh), uh (c'mon)!!!!!!!!!!!! via GIPHY LILLIAN The following is the BLACK T conference final match in the Anderson cup! Now making their way to the ring, “THE SELF MADE MAN “ MONEY MARC BENETT, and his partner CONAN “COCO” CHANELLLL!!!! REJECT I put Marc and Coco in the same category as VICE. The best teams to never win the tag titles. RENEE That can start to change tonight, but they’ve got a Big Black Wall to go through! BLK entered to Right Here by OMB PEEZY and Jacques... I'MA GET THAT PUSSY RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! via GIPHY LILLIAN And their opponents, they are BOOKER X, MARTIN GARVEY, BBLLLLLLKKKKKK!!!! RENEE Union Jets, Southern Smoke, BLK, Money Marc and Coco Chanel: these are the four teame The match kicked off with the BBB big bald bastard Booker X and Conan "Coco" Chanel stepping into the ring for their respective teams. Booker X wasted no time, charging forward with a thunderous clothesline that sent Coco crashing to the mat. The crowd erupted with delight as BLK took control early on. “BLK IS BETTER! BLK IS BETTER! BLK IS BETTER!” COCO Silence. Booker X hoist Coco to his feet and delivers a series of punishing strikes, each one echoing throughout the crowded Toy Box. But Coco managed to counter with a well-timed knee to the midsection, halting Booker X's momentum. With a frown on his face, Coco tagged in Money Marc, and the heels begin to isolate Booker X in their corner. RENEE Does Coco ever seem happy? Does all that money and Chanel inheritance not bring him joy? REJECT He’s serious about his business. Like a Christian Wright to Money Marc’s Teddy Moneymaker. Money Marc and Coco terrorized Booker X with enough stomps to bring him down to the mat. This left Money Marc to turn to the jeering audience and flash the “MONEY FINGERS!” “YOU’RE A SCRUB! YOU’RE A SCRUB! YOU’RE A SCRUB!” RENEE The crowd is HOT for this one. Suddenly Booker X sprung to life and decked both Money Marc and Coco with a double lariat! BOOKER X You’re finished! The mighty monster from Cleveland lifted Coco overhead and threw him out of the ring entirely! SPLAT, Coco’s landing was not pretty. REJECT Do we know if Booker X is in the Lethal Rumbl? I’m picking him over the field. Money Marc tried to back off from a resurgent X. But the big man proved far quicker than expected; the Clevelander closed the distance and laid out the Austin, TX native with a leaping side kick! BOOKER X YEAH! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Booker X tagged in Martin Garvey, getting a big pop from the rabid fans. With Conan out of commission Money Marc had ZERO help and ZERO hope. Booker X scooped Bennett onto his shoulder and Garvey followed through with a thundering kick that left Marc seeing stars! Cover counted by referee Titania Nerdly… ONE! TWO! Kickout! Money Marc rolled into his corner, but alas Conan was still nearly comatose on the floor. REJECT Coco’s still out of it? Don’t they teach these kids how to fall in the Reactor? RENEE Please, don’t start a back in my day rant. With Coco MIA Money Marc was forced to eat a high angle lariat from Garvey. The Flint, MI native then bounced off the ropes and flipped Marc over with a hurricanrana! Titania counted the resulting cover ONE! TWO! Coco returned to break up the pin! RENEE And defend the Reactor’s repuation! REJECT Whatever. The Los Angeles native got no love from his hometown and seemed not to care as he floored Garvey with a jumping snapmare. Those with a good view recoiled at the sight of Garvey’s neck twisting and snapping. RENEE Coco calls that move Hypnotic Poison. Money Marc was, of course, quick to make the tag with his partner. From there, Conan snapmared Garvey to the mat and then Marc followed through with a tremendously painful dropkick to the back of the head! BOOKER X COME AWN, GARVE! “LET’S GO GARVEY! LET’S GO GARVEY! LET’S GO GARVEY!” Coco trapped Garvey into a chinlock, seemingly ending the fans hopes. But don’t count a brother down! Garvey fought through the bigger man’s hold, ending it with a series of elbow strikes. Stunned, Conan could do nothing to stop The Melatonin Magician from cracking him with a jumping enziguri!!!!!!!!!! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Garvey gave Coco a lesson in Negronemtrey! REJECT AngleSlut threw it on em and now they’re throwing it on Coco! The Melatonin Magician rained punches upon his foe until Money Marc interfered and pitched him into an empty corner. The heels ignored Titania’s demands to par down to one person. And they did so at their peril as Garvey tore through them both with a double high flipping lariat! RENEE If Marc and Coco just listened to Titania both of them wouldn’t be flat on their butts. Sometimes it doesn’t pay to cheat. REJECT That’s the kind of lesson you hate seeing the young kids learn. Garvey dove into his corner and tagged In Booker to a roaring pop from the standing Deviants! RENEE Booker X is coming to wreck! BOOKER X You’re going down! Booker ran through both heels with a trio of lariats, leaving both men woozy, weak and on the verge of defeat! BOOKER X YER FINISHED! “FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!” Despite his incredible size, Booker X went to top rope. This thrilled the hollering Deviants, who couldn’t wait to see the big man’s agility at work. REJECT Get down, X, you need to use your power AND only your power to win this match. Yet, Booker threw caution to the wind and smacked Coco square in his handsome face with a missile dropkick! BOOKER X YER FINISHED!!!! Booker X loaded up his X (ax) Bomber finisher, ready to bring the pain to the Chanel fragrance heir! But, Money Marc had other ideas! The Self Made Man snuck behind Booker and threw him down for a devastating Burning Money (Hammer)!! RENEE Do you see the ring shaking?! REJECT See it? I can feel it! Money Marc unleashed a relentless assault, raining down fists and stomps on Booker X as the referee admonishesd him for his ruthless tactics. Garvey watchesd on with concern as his partner struggled to break free from the onslaught. RENEE And just like that the tides have turned on BLK. REJECT It’s easy to see why for those of knowledgeable about this great sport. X should have went for the X Bomber instead of wasting time and energy with that missile dropkick. The Bomber is a much quicker move for someone his size to pull off. But just when it seemed like the Cleveland native was down for the count, he summoned his inner strength and fought back with a ferocity that catches Money Marc off guard. Desperate, the Self Made Man seized X into a body lock. RENEE I don’t think that’s going to do it against a guy as big, as muscular, as hung as Booker X With a mighty roar, Booker X powered out of Marc's grasp and dumped him to the mat with a spine buster!!! “OOOOOOOOHHHH!” RENEE Wow! Even the blood thirsty Deviants felt a little bad for Money Marx. REJECT Yeah, and that won’t stop these sickos from wanting to see more carnage. Garvey bounced on his heels as he watched his partner make a desperate crawl towards his corner.The crowd rallied behind Booker X as he inched closer and closer to Martin Garvey, his last hope for salvation. With one final burst of energy, Booker X dove forward and made the tag, and the arena exploded with cheers as Garvey burst into the ring like a whirlwind of fury. Black fury!!! RENEE Garvey has been waiting to get in the ring like a caged black panther! Garvey unleashed a flurry of high-impact maneuvers, taking down both Coco and Money Marc with speed, blacklethiscm and skill. The momentum shifted fully in BLK's favor as Garvey dominated the ring, showcasing you can’t keep a good brother down! REJECT That Angleslut stimulus package is hitting! But the heels refused to go down without a fight, mounting a fierce comeback as they target Garvey's speedy legs with ruthless efficiency. Back stage we saw a worried Luther rubbing his chin as his deep dicking protégés looked in deep trouble. With the match hanging in the balance, money Marc forced Garvey into the set up for a Death Valley driver! RENEE This might be it! REJECT Might? If Marc nails the DVD then BLK is cooked. Garvey summoned his last reserves of strength and delivers a jaw-dropping tornado DDT counter that sent Marc’s noggin crashing to the mat! “YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAA!” Coco came charging at his foe only to endure an unexpected X Bomber from Booker!!! BOOKER YER FINISHED!!!! Seizing the opportunity, Garvey climbs to the top rope and unleashes his signature maneuver, the Melatonin Magic, connecting perfectly with Coco's skull. The cover….. 1... 2... 3!!!! Winners of the Black T, bracket: BLK, via pinfall RENEE There it is! The longest reigning TMW World Tag Champions move one step closer to reclaiming those belts. REJECT BLK has proven to be the perfect combo of seed and power. And now they just need to hope the Jets and Smoke wear each other down to dust in tonight’s mainevent. RENEE I think BLK want either team at 100 percent. REJECT Then they’re suckers! Suckers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 What you wanna do baby? Where you wanna go? I'll take you to the moon baby, I'll take you to the floor I'll treat you like a real lady, no matter where you go Just give me some time baby, cause you know Even when we're apart I know my heart is still there with you 5 more hours till the night is ours and I'm in bed with you “Five More Hours” by Deorro and Chris Brown hit, a familiar refrain that calls out MARTY FOX, in a flashy goldn and pink Hawaiian shirt and distressed black jeans. RENEE Well, last week Marty Fox sat on commentary with you, Reject, and you two didn’t see eye to eye. Did you? LAST SHOW: “MARTY Here’s where we stand, you have two guys holding one single belt, one guy hasn’t seen the gym, hasn’t seen the sun, hasn’t seen a shower, and hasn’t seen a clue. And his”husband” hasn’t seen a mirror so he doesn’t understand how ridiculous he looks. RENEE Marty, you’re really going kind of far. MARTY I haven’t gone anywhere yet. REJECT You’re an acrobat, Fox. Like you’re auditioning for the circus. In my day, we kept our feet on the ground and our opponents on the mat. This flying around is just a shortcut for those who can't wrestle. RENEE Reject…" Marty entered the ring with a smirk, a wink and a mixed reception from the Toy Box MARTY You wanna know what I can’t stand? When OAOAST sueprstars get inductd into the Hall of Fame they thank the locker room, they thank their mom their dad, their cat, their dog, their pet beaver, and they thank the pathetic wrestling media, like Reject, like their opinion matters. REJECT Kid is talking a big game on me. I don’t like it. MARTY You know what I’m going to say when I’m inducted into the Hall of Fame. You’re welcome! No better yet…I will say that I told you so! Because the moment I stepped out into TMW on my own, I told you what I was going to do and I did it- REJECT Alright, kid, that’s enough. Reject, The R-Man, the two time world champion enters the ring much to Marty’s smirking amusement. “REJECT! REJECT! REJECT!” MARTY Ladies and gentlemen, REJECT! Hey, you’re welcome, that’s the Marty Fox Booster Package, single handily bringing the R-Man into the ring. REJECT Yu can shut up now, kid. “SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!” REJECT This is him. The NEW Marty Fox. The one everyone is talking about. The biggest jackass in TMW! I remember our argument last show, I saw you on social media saying you’re going to unify the Always Pimpin Titles. You feel good about yourself? Do you feel popular right now? MARTY I feel great about myself! I went from Doc’s partner, to THEE Marty Fox, so much so that I got free advice from this Hall of famers. But why are you here? Do you wanna be the veteran that comes in and helps out the new guy? Oh, I know. You’re here because your meal tickets left you long ago. No ThunderKid, no Felix Strutter, no Alfdogg, no Sandman, Dreamy won’t even return your calls will she? I appreciate the offer, really kind, but I’m more of a singles guy these days. REJECT You know what’s funny, young man, you speak of being relevant but you call me out just to get the Reject rub. I’MA GET THAT PUSSY RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!! RENEE Wait a second! It isn’t the previous victors in the Anderson Cup. Rather its, LUTHER MANDELA, leader of BLK attired in a black fedora and brown trench coat and nothing else. LUTHER Peace and black power, peace and black power. I don’t know what’s so entertaining out here. Oh, I know. We got two white boys squawking. Luther approaches the ring with Marty nervously backing up, so much so that he’s behind Reject! LUTHER Marty Fox, who do you think you is? Motherfucker I got 25 years in this business, I am this business! And when I say I’m gonna unify the Always Pimpin Titles then I’m gonna unify the Always Pimpin Titles. Me! I’m gonna do it, motherfucker, me! I am the black man and I am god’s secret weapon against you, devil! MARTY Hey, I’m kind of confused why you have this attitude? While your insurance policy is nursing their wounds and the other insurance policy is hiding out from his baby mama. A WOMAN! I could end you right now. LUTHER Do it! What? You’ve had three good months, white boy. Try being on top of the business for 25 years! Do it, do what you say you gonna do, devil! Instead, BURLINGTON PEMBROKSHIRE returns to the Toy Box! Not to attack the man who defeated him in seconds a mere two months, Marty Fox? But to clobber Luther Mandela with a mighty lariat to the back of the head! RENEE What is this? What’s going on?! Pembrokshire hoist Luther into the air and swiftly threw him to the mat with a World’s Strongest Slam!!! “OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” The fans recoil as Luther’s body contorts in agony. RENEE I think Marty has to be next! Oh? Not quite, instead Pembrokshire hands an amused Marty a GREEN ENVELOPE which features the writing TO: MARTY FOX FROM: THE MONEY HONEY RENEE No….no…no….no way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 In our latest soujourn back stage we find MISTER STEAL YO PUSH, hauling ass from one… BLAINE CAYELY MSYP Stay away from me, freak! BLAINE We’ve only just began, got a love to give! Push, keeps running now with tears flowing down his cheeks. MSYP KEEP AWAY!!! BLAINE Let’s get close to the fire and let our passsions run wild! Push rounds the corner into an empty locker room and locks the door nice and tight BLAINE Push, come out and play!!!! PUSH Fuck you, Cayley, and fuck Brea, I’m done with….with…. The lights flick on to reveal KOBE KAI KIP HOLLIDAY BILLY HOLLIDAY BILLY We’ ll be your huckleberry. MSYP (Banging against the door) Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Let me out !!!!! Let me out! Nnnoooooooooo!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 21 Author Report Share Posted May 21 In front of the interview lounge we see COLOMBIAN HEAT sipping on some Henny and interviewing a joint smoking Tanner Neptune in a “IT’S 4:20 EVERYWHERE” shirt. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo, yo, yo, make some noise for Tanner Neptune, Galaxy Champion! Yo! You’ve got to face the winner of next week’s Lethal Rumble for your Galaxy Title at Anglemania 21. You gonna make some noise for that? TANNER Of course I am. Who doesn’t want a chance to show off at Anglemania. And no one shows off like Tanner Neptune. COLOMBIAN HEAT But the idea came from new assistant general manager, Pete Cayley. So we got Sammi gone, Blaine on a rampage, and Pete the assistant GM. We gonna make some noise for the Cayleys or we gonna pour one of the homies. TANNER Hey, I’m gonna light one for the Cayleys. They’re like a second family to me. Whatever, Sammi, decides I support…I mean whatever they decide I support. COLOMBIAN HEAT But, TONIGHT, Holt has said he sonned you three times, three times, three times, and you never beat him once. You gonna give him the match he looking for or what, homeboy? TANNER Bro, all that built up tension Holt’s got isn’t healthy. What he needs to do is lighten up. So after I beat him tonight, I promise I’m gonna smoke him and his whole crew out. COLOMBIAN HEAT YO YO YO YO MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NOT BEING STINGY WIT DA WEED!!!! COMING UP NEXT....SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD IN THE RING WITH ABDULLAH ABIR NEDLY, DWM, & PIERCE DUNCAN....NEXT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 22 Author Report Share Posted May 22 We’re inside the ring with veteran interviewer and 149’s sworn anthemia, Sara Jean Underwoood SARA JEAN Everyone, my guests at this time are none other than DWM, ABDULLAH ABIR NEDLY….AND…. REJECT And, bitch, And?! SARA JEAN Pierce Duncan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The following song welcome this foursome... The pair all wear matching black suits with ORANGE ties, and Abdullah of course wears the traditional head dress. “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” the fans hiss at the four. ABDULLAH Sara Jean, do you understand why you do this job? SARA JEAN Because I love the OAOAST Galaxy! “YYYYYYEAAAAA!” REJECT Kiss ass. ABDULLAH No, Sara Jean, because you are a sinner. SARA JEAN I’m a sinner? Why because I like to show off my sexy middle aged white girl ass?! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!” ABDULLAH No, because you are broke. And being broke is Satan’s jurisdiction. But being wealthy is the Everlasting’s domain and he has put a blessing in our heart for you. Sara Jean, you have a balance problem, a credit and debt balance problem, you are overdrafted in your checking account and Credit Karma has done nothing for you. But the POWER OF THE EVERLASTING IS GONNA HEAL YOU IN A MOMENT! PRAISE THE EVERLASTING! Amen, amen, stand up, Renee. SARA JEAN I’m Sara Jean. And I am standing. WHITE LOTHAR The first and most oppressive lie ever uttered was the song of meek. If the meek shall inherit the earth then I want to be sent to planet Neptune 1st class. Now, Sara Jean, I know what I want, what kind of ruler I need to be -- for you, for all of us. SARA JEAN Ruler? Just what are you talking about? WHITE LOTHAR I am White Lothar of Austrria. and I am burdened with glorious purpose. White Lothar passes Sara Jean a check. A check for how much? SARA JEAN Five thousand dollars?! You’re giving me five thousand dollars? REGINHARDT Jump for joy! Jump for the Everlasting! Jump for what he did for you! Walk around! Praise, the Everlasting! Halleuljah, Halleuljah, let the enriching power of the Everlasting flow into your bank account! Up into the nasal passage! SARA JEAN Pierce Ducan, you’re the one I wanted to interview. You’re the one we need to talk to. You came out to rescue Fabian Nystrom, your Anglemania opponent last week after Fabian attacked DWM in their Anderson Cup match. Or that’s what it looked like, Piercey D. Instead you attacked Fabian and sided with these three. PIERCE This whole time I was away from the OAOAST you had no idea what I was doing. You thought I was teaching you how to bench, teaching you how to hate on Planet Fitness, teaching you how to skip leg day, but I’ve been preparing you to get this money. I am a millionaire. RENEE Well, his dad is. And his mom is. I guess when they unfortunately pass away he will inherit- PIERCE No, no, no, no. A millionaire is a lot of things. The problem is I forgot my white board. When you have a white board it looks like you have a plan, and when you have a plan people follow you. And when people follow you what you are? An influencer? And how and how many followers do I have, Sara Jean? Check the stats? Sara Jean peers down at her phone, with Pierce’s followers increasing by the minute. SARA JEAN 15 Million on Tik Tok, and 8 million on INSTA. PIERCE That’s…that’s…carry the 1…add the 8….that makes me a millionaire! In order to be successful like me you have to embrace the suck, like the Everlasting! You whip out your dick like the Everlasting as you tell life to suck your dick! And as a man you gotta let life suck your dick, and since I’m pulling double duty at Anglemania because I’m gonna win the Lethal Rumble and I’m gonna face Fabian and I’m gonna face Tanner for that Galaxy belt. And I’m doing a two for one, two guys are getting their asses kicked and two guys are gonna suck my dick! ABDULLAH Praise him! Praise the Everlasting! COMING UP NEXT....GALAXY TITLE....TANNER NEPTUNE (C) VS SGT.HOLT....NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 24 Author Report Share Posted May 24 RENEE The War Hammers are out of the building, Wes and Iggy have been warned. This is going to be Seargant Lyle Holt challenging Tanner Neptune for the Galaxy Belt as fair as we can get. REJECT Fair is boring, but this should be a great match. Sgt.Holt entered to Contagion by Christina Noveli and the Sub Zero Project…. Mayday, mayday, mayday An unidentified virus strain is rapidly spreading We are the chosen few The enlightened ones and we walk amongst you (this is, this is) It's DNA, it's the way we're made We are the earthquake and this is the outbreak LILLIAN: The following match is for the TMW GALAXY TITLE, now making his way to the ring, from Tuscaloosa, Alabama, being accompanied by CADET KELLY APPLEGATE...SARGEANT LYLLLLLLE HOOOOOLLLLLTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE You heard it from the heel’s mouth: Seargeant Lyle Holt has never lost to Tanner Neptune, and beaten him more times than any single person. REJECT I love that stat. Holt knocked off Tanner for the Always Pimpin Title at Anglemania 18 and I KNOW that Holt is our next Galaxy Champion. RENEE Like you knew DWM would beat BLK in the Anderson cup? Like you knew Fabian would beat Tanner at Anglemania 20. Like you knew Holt would have beat up the War Hammers if his music played? REJECT Like I know you better shut your mouth, bitch. Tanner Neptune entered to “Drive” by DJ Fresh… I wanna go somewhere so take me, show me fire I wanna go somewhere, I don't care, hold me tighter I wanna go somewhere so drive me, drive me faster Hey Speed up on a highway Slow down, do what I say So hot when you touch me Real love when you kiss me Make me wanna come alive Baby, you know what I like Fast car, take me for a ride Just drive Drive, drive, drive via GIPHY RENEE The champ cruising into the Toy Box! REJECT This guy has smoked himself retarded. He’s got Cayley drama swirling around his life like always, the Big Tymers want his blood, a Lethal Rumble is gonna pick his Anglemania 21 title challenger, that’s if he can beat Sarge for once , but this dude wants to drive under the influence! Referee Konan called for the bell and we were underway.. DING DING DING Holt gave Tanner a mock salute, which did little to endear the Alabama native to Deviants. For his part, Tanner gave Holt a 4:20 salute, popping to the standing audience. CADET APPLEGATE Don’t let him get to you, sir! SGT.HOLT Do NOT tell me what to do, Cadet. CADET APPLEGATE I’m sorry, sir! Accept my apology! Uh, only if you want to. The competitiors locked up with Holt able to demonstrate his superior technical skills with a bout of chain wrestling. This took the crowd out the match and queited the Toy Box. These people want blood not hammerlockers, Holt!!! REJECT There’s something to be said for having these morons shut their idiot mouths. I like it. RENEE The fans have the right to cheer and boo whoever they like. REJECT And I have the right to let them know I think they’re idiots. Tanner used his amazing agility to flip out of Holt’s chain wrestling techniques. While this popped the crowd, they deflated when Holt caught Tanner with a Kitchen Sink knee to the gut, doubling him over! CADET APPLEGATE Yay! HOLT We don’t “yay.” CADET APPLEGATE I’M SORRY! Forgive me! Uh, only if you want to forgive me. RENEE I don’t see that arrangement ending well… The Alabaman Holt followed up with a lethal Belly to Back Back Breaker known as Burn Bag, displaying his strength and his incredible technical skill. Cadet Kelly let out a silent yay as Holt made the cover…. ONE! TWO! Kickout! Holt paint brushed his foe, not a technique they taught in the US Army I’m sure! With the Palm Beach native weakened, Holt battered him with brawling attacks such as punches, stomps, even headbutts! RENEE Reject, what’s behind Holt’s switch from chain wrestling to using punches and forearms. REJECT It looks to me like Holt wants to wear down Tanner quickly and efficiently. A good brawler is unpredictable and relentless, like a storm that can't be tamed. They're not about fancy moves or technical prowess; they're about sheer, unadulterated brutality. RENEE Well said. REJECT I said it. No shit it’s well said. Tanner rallied, using his agility to escape Holt's grasp and counter with a series of high-flying maneuvers, including a wild spinning heel kick that left Holt laid out! As Cadet Kelly panicked on the outside, the fans cheered as Tanner hit the rope and executed his version of a Rolling Thunder RENEE Tanner got Young, Wild, and Tan! Cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Holt lift his shoulder off the mat, allowing Cadet Applegate to breathe a heavy sigh of relief. CADET APPLEGATE I believe in you, sir! HOLT I don’t need your worthless belief. Tanner went up top, motioning to the crowd to get high with him. And well, these people don’t need an excuse to get high! But, suddenly Cadet Applegate latched onto Tanner’s foot. TANNER Woah, buy me dinner first! CADET APPLEGATE Gross! Cadet shrieked and ran away from Tanner just from that simple quip. She may not last long here! Anyway the damaage was done: Holt ran up the ropes and proceeded to swat his foe off the top with an enziguri! “OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” REJECT That’s the kind of kick that takes the brain to the limit. RENEE We might need to use a concussion spotter out here. REJECT Krista said Sloppy Joe can do the same thing. RENEE She told him a concussion is the same thing as a confection, didn’t she? Holt slowed the pace, using his military training to strategically wear down Tanner with a series of holds and suplexes. He hits a Hammerlock Northern Lights Suplex, bridging into a pin, but Tanner again kicked out, though his escape proved labor. This lead Holt to get into the face of Konan, who refuses to be intimidated. RENEE Does that ever work? Yelling at the official? REJECT Does it? Not right away, but you can get in a weaker official’s head. But I don’t think, Konan is that weaker official. Frustrated, Holt resorted to cruel cheap shots, raking Tanner's eyes while Cadet Applegate kept Konan's view obstructed. The crowd hissed and hollered, but Holt reveled in their disdain, mocking them with a salute. RENEE When Holt debuted 7 years ago he was beloved by these fans. He was so beloved that he refused to turn his back on the fans to join the Army of One Nation. Now look at what’s become of him? REJECT What’s become of him? You mean a former Always Pimpin Champion? A former tag team champion? That’s what’s become of him, Renee. Holt shot Tanner into the ropes, but was surprised to see the champ comeback with a hurricanrana effort! No matter to Holt, tho, as the former tag team champion transitioned the move to a spine crunching powerbomb! BOOOM, the fans looked on in horror as Tanner was folded like an accordion! Cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! “TANNER! TANNER! TANNER!” RENEE Tanner is really calm and collected about this Lethal Rumble to decide his Anglemania 21 opponent. REJECT I want to say it’s a matter of gamesmanship on Tanner’s part. But he may just be an idiot. Tanner, despite the dirty tactics of Holt, fights back with healthy Wheathies and Cheerios enahcned heart! He managed to avoid Holt’s lunging lariat and catch the Alabama native in a sleeper hold, transitioning into a Sleeper Slam known as Sun Burn! CADET APPLEGATE NO! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” CADET APPLEGATE I said no! RENEE Uh, I don’t think they’re listening. Cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO!!! Holt escaped just in time! REJECT Lot of people don’t realize that mat is like leather and Holt just got slammed into a leather block. Holt rolled to his feet, eager to get on the attack. Sadly, when the former Always Pimpin champ turned around, he found himself caught by Tanner's Too Tan To Fail (Belly to Belly Facebuster). The impact was th-th-th-thunderous, and Tanner immediately goes for the cover. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Kickout! Holt agnuished on the mat as Tanner went to the top turnbuckle. The fans lit one for the big homie, the lil homie, the medium homie and all the homies as Tanner came down on Holt with a FIVE STAR TAN SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RENEE Right on the money in the cneter of the ring! COVER… CROWD ONE! CADET APPLEGATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CROWD TWO! CADET APPLEGATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CROWD THREEEEEEEEEEEEE! Winner: Tanner Neptune, via pinfall Tanner rolled off Holt, clutching now injured ribs but don’t worry weed can also be used for medical purposes! And indeed a Flufffer hands Tanner a joint and the champion lights one up! RENEE Tanner Neptune vanquishes an old rival in Sarge Lyle Holt. But with the Lethal Rumble looming we have to ask who the next challenger will be? REJECT Could be Holt all over again. Could be anyone, in fact. RENEE Could be Detroit Crac- REJECT No. RENEE But- REJECT No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 25 Author Report Share Posted May 25 We’re shown some highlights of Annie’s interview with The Intruder and Cassidy from last TMW show: ANNIE Well, I’m sure your brother just cares about you and wants the best. CASSIDY Okay, you’re an idiot, so I’ll overlook that suggestion. Colin will do anything to prevent me from being happy. I don’t need your thrift store Oprah act right now. ANNIE I always thought of myself more like Whoopi Goldeberg on the View. Not Star Trek, Whoopi. CASSIDY I never asked for Colin’s “concern.” I never asked for Colin period! ANNIE Well, how bad is it gonna be if he doesn’t leave you alone? CASSIDY On a scale from horrific to apocalyptic? A 70 THE INTRUDER I’ll take the last word on this. I don’t need to tell you how fabulous Cassidy looks, acts, and is. A devious little trap that god laid out for me to attach a murderous, hateful brother to her. But, we, Cassidy and I are, wicked little things. Dangerous little things. Might be a vampire dies at a second Anglemania. PRESENT DAY After the package ends we come to OAOAST studios to see a set with playful mix of colors, engaging patterns, and comfy yellow chairs. Sat beside are.... ANNIE IDOL ANNIE I was meant to interview Colin Maguire Jr, which would have been the SCOOP OF MY LIFE, but he’s no where to be found. And I’ve been calling him all day. Well, not me exactly. I don’t have his number, but maybe one day I can get his number WOOOOOOOOSH! That sound is that of a vampire using their incredible speed and agility to enter room. This one vampire, being perhaps the most fearsome alive… COLIN MAGUIRE JR, who hovers his teeth over Annie’s neck. ANNIE Col…Col….Colin? COLIN Ah, dinner, lovely. A red. Though not a vintage. ANNIE Please….please… COLIN I like that word. Say it again, love. ANNIE Please. COLIN Again, love. ANNIE Please. COLIN Please what? ANNIE Please…don’t…eat…me… COLIN Ah, I think you’re just telling me what I wish to hear, love. But, I commend you for having greater sense than my sister or The Intruder. For that, I will not eat you, I won’t even ask you for sex. Which, is a pity, it’s been a whole three hours. I was going to leave the industry forerver, Annie. ANNIE ….Yes, we heard. COLIN But, then I thought how can I when my sister so clearly desperate for love and affection is left here, shacking up with the help. What about you, love, what are you desperate for? ANNIE Well…. COLIN A “scoop” I assume. Simple career advancement. Whereas Cassidy is desperate to hear me apologize. But what do I apologize? For which indiscretion. There have been so many. Annie, I do not look forward to facing The Intruder at Anglemania 21. I had plans to be in Rio on that date to celebrate Pat Patterson’s Intercontinental win. If you see The Intruder, please tell him I would appreciate if he avoid the tedium of any last words. If you see me again, however, perhaps I will take you up on that meal. WOOOOOOOOSH! ANNIE *gulp* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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