Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 The show opens and we see a pair of sun-kissed California bred legs stretched out on the GENERAL MANAGER’s desk. Think these perfect pins belong to Krista Isadora Ducnan… ALIX Think AGAIN! Yes, Alix Maria-Spezia lounges where her wife should be. Right behind her is ROAD AGENT COLOMBIAN HEAT! COLOMBIAN HEAT Make some NOISE for ALIX MARIA SPEIZA!! ALIX What up? What up? WHAAAAAT UPPPP? COLOMBIAN HEAT Make some NOISE for greetings!! ALIX Man am I stuffed. Stuffed with Thanksgiving Turkey, you ask? Stuffed with cock, you suppose? Yes! Alix removes both an inch 8 inch pink dick and a Thanksgiving Turkey bone. ALIX Lemme tell ya what else is tough, homeskilltes. This evenings Raw is Whore is MEGA STUFFED!!! So like Krista got called away to meet with Toni Patrica on location at Toni’s porno shoot in Italy. I guess they gotta talk about AngleMania or whatevs. Honestly, who goes to business meetings? Don’t professionals hop on kike. COLOMBIAN HEAT Make some NOISE for anit-semites! ALIX Alix made a booboo didn’t she. But, hey, no worries, gang, Krista left me in charge of the show. And you know what she said before she left “Feed Terry twice per day and give him animal crackers if he’s a good boy, don’t let Pierce into the house, and don’t fuck my show up,” So Terry is fed and I pulled a shotgun on Pierce. And this show? Tonight? It’s MEGA-MEGA-BIG TIME STUFFED!!! We were a groan of annoyance and soon see the groaner… THE DOLL aka the assistant GM THE DOLL Alix, just what the hell is this match card? ALIX Excellente! THE DOLL Isaebella Vs Bizzaro Isabella? LeBrenda and The Soccer Mom Vs Jackie and Ivory With Ryan Shamrock? Sunny Vs Jobette Burr, winner gets free legal representation? She Hulk Vs Malaysia? Slave Bikini Match: Princess Leia Vs Annagret Vs Queen Esther? Jade Vs Yokosuna?! Need I go on? ALIX Maybe. I forgot what I wrote. THE DOLL You’ve booked nonsense. And now the show is starting. What are you going to do? ALIX What am I going to do? What am I going to do? via GIPHY THE DOLL Wonderful. Colombian Heat get the other road agents. It’s up to me to fix things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PORN AND SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS RAW IS WHORE! We hear the entrance theme along with some spooky Halloween graphics on the entrance vid... We head to Sofa Central where Renee Young has the treasure of her Black Friday haul, a MIDNIGHT FOXES endorsed pair of black licorice panties. RENEE These panties should lure Alix back. In the meantime thanks for joining us after your Thanksgiving and OAOASTShop spree for Black Friday.Unfortunatley, Krista left Alix behind… ALIX (sliding into Sofa Central) That’s me! Ohhhh mmmm, panties! RENEE Are you proud of yourself? ALIX Yeah! Not many people can deep throat a Sprite Can! RENEE We barely have a show because you messed up the match card. ALIX You gotta let the past go, man. RENEE Past? It’s happening right now! And as for the now, I’m being told by Biff Atlas we’ve got Dasha taking on Jobette. Let’s get down and dirty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Dasha entered to “Jump” by Kriss Kross..... WARM IT UP, KRISS!!!!! LILLIAN The following contest is a singles match! Now making her way to the ring, she represents THE SKYLITES, from Kyiv, Ukraine, DAAASHAAAA THAAA RAPPPAAAAA! “YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE It sickens me to hear that Skylite part. What they did to Dasha was sickening. It was worse than bullyng it was sexual assault. ALIX Dasha looks pretty cheerful, though. Or is she buzzed? I wish I was buzzed. LILLIAN And her opponent, already in the ring, from THE WELFARE OFFICE…..JOBBETTTTEE BURRRRRRR!!! ALIX Moments like these define a career, and I’ve got a feeling, Renee, that Jobette’s career is just getting started. RENEE She’s 48 years old and out on parole. DING DING DING Jobette had to get her work release papers signed by Clem Buzzlefoxxer V, lest she violate her parole! JOBETTE Thanks, bub. ALIX Fun fact homies: Clem Buzzlefoxxer the second helped design the American parole system! RENEE …That’s actually true. Assured she wouldn’t face post-match arrest, Jobbette charged at Dasha. But the speedy youngster sidestepped Jobette. This resulted in the deadbeat mom slamming into the ring posts. As Jobette staggered backwards, Dasha surprised her with a floatover DDT! RENEE A little Kriss Kross puts Jobette down! Cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout before Clem got 3. Jobette asked for a moment, overwhelmed by Dasha’s speed. Ever the sweet one, Dasha agreed to let the middle-aged lout cach her breath. Except Jobette dragged a flask out her bra and tied one on! DASHA RENEE That’s one of the most normal in-match timeout spots the OAOAST has had. Jobette swung behind Dasha and then snatched a headlock. Despite Burr’s strength advantage, Dasha still managed to shove the drunk into the ropes. The big woman lurched back carrying herself into Dasha’s leaping heel kick! BAM, Jobette fell to the mat in a dazed state! DASHA When I say boom-boom-boom you say BAM-BAM-BAM! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! “BAM! BAM! BAM!” DASHA BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! “BAM! BAM! BAM!” DASHA BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! “BAM! BAM! BAM!” Dasha felt the love of the audience and the power of hip hop and bust out a cute lil dance… RENEE It’s confirmed. Dasha has no African DNA. But the good feelings ended when the following surged through the speakers… LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!! RENEE It’s Billie Child, Lauri, and their head bitch in charge, Skylar! ALIX Aww all the Skylites are here to root on their bestie. RENEE Have you been paying attention to how they treat Dasha? BILLIE I found something out! Listen to me, everyone! There is a DEEP STATE organization who want to do nothing besides a little thing like KILL SKYLAR! And here’s the thing, everyone! The organization began in UKRAINE! Who do we know who is Ukranian? WHO?! WHO?! YOU DO THE MATH!!! YOU DO THE MATH, MAN! RENEE It would be nice if she didn’t eat Tide Pods before getting on camera. DASHA What do you want?! LAURI Barbiehemer was the big thing this summer, and it’s a thing for the Skylites. Skylar is a Barbie, blond and beautiful, and Dasha is Oppenheimer because she bombed this show’s ratings! Hahaha! SKYLAR Stop. Now. The once cackling Skylites STFU. SKYLAR Dasha, you’re wrestling. How quaint. How lovely. But, Dasha, sweetie, you did not get permission to perform tonight from me. And I know The Doll is most likely to blame, and I don’t want to come down too hard on you. I truly, truly, don’t. But, Dasha, I saw something special in you. The Skylites put something special in you. RENEE They violated her. SKYLAR But to fly in these skies you spread your wings when I say you can spread your wings. DASHA I can wrestle when I want! SKYLAR Mmmm, no, I’m sorry, Dasha, sweetie, but you can’t. No. As you know, I’m a Girl Boss. Thank you, please no applause. RENEE She wasn’t getting any. SKYLAR And with being a Girl Boss comes certain responsibilities. I have to tan regularly, I have to have the hottest, hardest men simp for me, I can’t be seen with more than a thong for underwear. And I have to look after my flock, the girls who look up to me. Like you, sweet Dasha. BILLIE I was talking to my uncle on Facebook and he hipped me to the fact that Oppenheimer wasn’t a real dude. It was the JEWS- Fortunately, Billie’s mic is cut SKYLAR In order to best provide for my flock I had to put all of you into a 360 Deal. Since you’re such a musical prodigy and the idea of 360 deals came from the music industry, I have to guess you know what that means. LAURI (in a bad Dasha accent) iT’s No FaIr, WhY mE, GoD??? SKYLAR Stop. Lauri, once again, STFU. SKYLAR Since the pandemic set so many of our citizens back educationally, I want to explain to the Deviants what a 360 deal is. Deviants, because I am the boss….no, that’s wrong. Because I am the MOTHER of this flock I own the name, image and likeness of every single Skylite. RENEE That seems like something Billie should protest. Not this “deep state.” SKYLAR Dasha, sweetie, baby, your career, your life, your spirit, your…sexuality belong to me. You will always be under my watchful eye, and you will also be in my bed. That will never change. Ever. Now, please come with me, I want you to try the One Chip Challenge for my TikTok. ALIX Yoooo! I’m Latina and that’s one challenge too spicy for me. She trying to turn her rape into a murder?! Saddened and with shoulders sagging, Dasha journeys up the entrance ramp. RENEE This is a shame. Dasha tried to put her sexual assault by her so called friends behind her. But now we see that Skylar has that and more in store for her. But we do have some good news coming off Didi Bigguns entanglement with Etta Kitt and Hard on Hoes Champ, Maya Duncan Blanchard. TONIGHT....THE BIGGUNS GO BIG AGAINST THE BIGGEST WHORES IN LA C02!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Our voyeuristic camerapeople were on the for some R rated action. But they first found a tense conversation between…. THE DOLL And ZELDA BAZIL THE DOLL Zelda, you are one hundred percent certain all the men you changed to animals are back to being, well, humans. ZELDA Yeah, yeah. THE DOLL Maybe you might want to call these men’s family and ask if they’ve noticed any…. primal behavior. ZELDA I’ll do it later…I’m too tired… THE DOLL Fine. But, Zelda, I want you to understand something. A person’s screwups are only tolerated as long as that person proves useful. And Krista loves to find ways to save money. Keep that in mind. ZELDA Yeah, yeah, sure. The Doll walks away smugly. But Zelda has to deal with a personality of a whole different variety as… LADYBIRD JONES approaches her. LADYBIRD Zelda? Zelda Bazil? ZELDA Huh? What do you want? LADYBIRD I noticed that upon arrival to the Toybox on this eve you neglected to shake both my hand and LeBrenda’s hand. ZELDA Yeah? So? You weren’t around and I was too tired to look for you. LADYBIRD Zelda, you need to realize that the fundamentals of a good locker room ae built on respect shown to the mainevent talent. Talent that includes myself and LeBrenda. You see, Zelda, by not shaking our hand you violated the fundamentals of this sport. And fundamentals are the building blocks of fun. ZELDA …Ok? LADYBIRD You like to have fun don’t you, Zelda? ZELDA I guess so. LADYBIRD Good, good. Good..... Ladybird pats a confused Zelda on the shoulder as the witch remains terribly sleepy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 We’re taken to a AUSTRIAN MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON built during the Nazi era of World War 2! Cue.... "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" The world is a vampire, sent to drain Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames And what do I get, for my pain? Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game A nervous trio of security guards strides carefully down the dimly lit halls. Their footsteps creak and their boots stick to the grimy flooring. This makes them all the more nervous as it plants a trapped fear in them. Even though I know - I suppose I'll show All my cool and cold - like old Job The prison wing is strangely quiet, with no sounds of angry prisoners or taunts from inmates. This simply stokes more fear in the guard’s hearts. Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage They reach a THICK metal door at the end of the Hallway. No light can be seen behind it. Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal But can you fake it, for just one more show? And what do you want? I want to change And what have you got, when you feel the same? No guard moves to open it. Finally two of the guards nudges the biggest guard. Sweat immediately begins rolling down his forehead. The guard’s shaky hands struggle to stick the keys into the hole. Even though I know - I suppose I'll show All my cool and cold - like old Job Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage It feels like an eternity but the door unlocks…. Tell me I'm the only one Tell me there's no other one Jesus was the only son, yeah Tell me I'm the chosen one Jesus was the only son for you And no one is in there! The guards become even more worried, the floor wet with their dripping sweat. They step into the room in unison, but each man is ready to run. Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage And someone will say what is lost can never be saved Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage They won’t get that chance. The door slams shut behind them They don’t want to turn around. But they must. And they do. There they see… AMELIA VON KRUGER AVK I’m not locked in here with you. YOU’RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! GUARDS AHHHHHHHHHH! GET LOCKED, COCKED AND READY TO UNLOAD FOR AMELIA VON KRUEGER! And I still believe that I cannot be saved And I still believe that I cannot be saved And I still believe that I cannot be saved And I still believe that I cannot be saved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 We return from break to find Alysanne, dressed in black ruffled skirt and a white babydoll tank top that reads “BRAINS.BEAUTY.BEST.” ALYSANNE I’m sure all of you, scumbags, sickos, freaks, DEVIANTS, are boo-hooing that Krista isn’t in the Toy Box tonight. “WE WANT KRISTA! WE WANT KRISTA! WE WANT KRISTA!” ALIX She’s all mine! But, I do like to watch… ALYSANNE But, your “Queen of All Media” is very lucky she’s off with her washed up 90’s starlet friends. Because if Krista was here in the Toy Box, tonight on Raw Is Whore…. RENEE Yes? ALYSANNE She’d be getting her butt beat! By ME! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE Alysanne is a former OAOAST Women’s Champion. But, still, her beating Krista is a tall order. ALIX Hhehhe, I get it! Because Krista is tall and Alysanne is short! ALYSANNE But do you sickos, freaks, weirdos, DEVIANTS, realize who is in the Toy Box tonight? Probably not, I have a feeling you’ll take any slob as long as she shows a hint of tits and ass. But this person that’s in the Toy Box, in my world, se was in the stands at Hottiemania. And in those stands with you SICKOS is where she should have stayed! I guess the few smart people in the audience already know this, but I’m talking about DOC WHITE! RENEE Doc White was provoked by Alysanne and Lady XFL and joined Rhaenys is knocking Alysanne down a peg. ALIX She can only get so short! ALYSANNE Doc White, none of my feud with my sister, Rahenys, is your BUSINESS. It may have been fine and fantastic for you to do run-ins on The Army of One Nation, or Slaughterhouse, or The Enterprise, but when Zelda’s spell made you a woman you entered my domain! And I am the Queen Bee! I don’t know who you think you are, Doc White! But nnw that you’re a woman you think can flash those big eyes, sway that golden hair around and flaunt those misshapen things you call breasts? “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALYSANNE Not in MY WORLD! As as far as I am concerned, you are a diversion. My problem is with my uglier, stupider, sluttier sister, Rhaenys. I was going to beat her out her ratchet outfit tonight, but I think you’ll do instead. :Cue: Generic techno song because Doc doesn’t have entrance music yet! RENEE That’s Doc White’s music! ALIX Uh, isn’t it who it’s supposed to be. Like, should they have played Big IQ’s music instead? RENEE Well, Big IQ did have great music. Doc enters the ring, glasses and all, and smiles at Alysanne. DOC Hi, Alysanne. I think we got off onto- SLAP! “OOOOHHHHHHHHH!” ALYSANNE Get me a referee! Now! I said now! Referee D-Lo trots towards the ring as the fans ready themselves for some blond on blond action. RENEE I’m not sure D’Lo is who you want to send when you need someone to get to the ring quickly. D-Lo recognized the sexiness of two blonds duking it out and wisely stayed out the way. Good thing he did as Alysanne rifled wild mounted punches at Doc! RENEE This is a different Alysanne that was in the All XFL Network. ALIX Her boobs are bigger, aren’t they? RENEE No! I meant she’s fighting with a mean streak. Doc attempted to take control, but Alysanne, still on top struggled back. Much to the delight of the Deviants, the blond babes began rolling about the ring, clawing at each other’s tops and tugging at one another’s skimpy bottoms. And you can bet fans across the globe were ready to tug at something! “WE WANT PANTY SHOTS! WE WANT PANTY SHOTS! WE WANT PANTY SHOTS! Doc got the upperhand, and as she wailed away at Alysanne, the cameraman gave the fans what they wanted… attack thez press33.gif ALIX Whooo, baby! My booking is delivering the goods! RENEE But, you didn’t book this! Alysanne rolled upright and began tugging at Doc’s already barely there top! DOC What…what…are you doing?! ALIX Giving the fans DA GOODZ! The brainy beauty elbowed the bitchy beauty away. Yet that didn’t stop a snarling Alysanne from charging Doc! Luckily, the New Mexico native would dodge Alys’ charge. As Alysanne came back at Doc, the reviled Hottie faced a spinning lariat. Somehow, Alysanne dodged the fast moving blow! RENEE If Doc had connected with that clothesline Lady XFL would be looking for a new manager! Alysanne went back at Doc’s slinky top. For one moment, the hated Hottie became beloved as she rid Doc White of her top! Some of the biggest jugs in wrestling and science sprung free with their owner trying to cover up… via RedGIFs ALIX Ally for booker of the year! RENEE Way to put yourself over. Doc was so concerned with the violation of her modesty that she failed to notice LADY XFL arrive into the ring. RENEE Doc, look out! By the time Doc “looked out” the blond babe suffered through Lady XFL’s famed yakuza kick! “OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!” RENEE Through the Uprights for Three! Lady XFL swept Doc onto her shoulders and then violently drove her into the canavs with the lethal Long Bomb! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!” ALIX By gawd, it doesn’t get more powerful than that! Lady XFL stormed about the ring, huffing and puffing like the She Wolf she is! RENEE Can Doc White recover from this assault? Will Rhaenys grant Lady XFL her rematch? ALIX I don’t think we’re gonna see Doc for awhile. Brother, lemme tell ya, the damage was done by the best powerbomb in the industry today. RENEE Keep watching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 In the den of inquity known as the Toy Box we find a PG moment as a makeup lady chats with… THE SOCCER MOM SUSAN LESLIE. MAKEUP Are you mad at Zelda? About the….. TSM Hopefully, I never have to do something like that again. But, I can’t stay mad at Zelda. She really is a sweet child. She means well. She really does. MAKEUP LADY Other than the animals, did you enjoy Hottiemania? TSM Absolutely! Absolutely. I was incredibly impressed by Jade. MAKEUP LADY I’m shocked she competed after LeBrenda caused her to choke on a Hot Dog! TSM Jade is incredible. I had no idea someone so um, big boned, could move like she does. And she adapts to any situation. She is incredible. At that point an innocent conversation is about to be turned on it’s head… LADYBIRD JONES arrives on the scene! LADYBIRD Well, well, well. TSM Oh, hi, Ladybird. LADYBIRD Susan Leslie, why has my hand not been shaken? TSM By me? I’m sorry? I guess? TSM extends her hand and gives Ladybird’s hand a firm shake. LADYBIRD Ahhh! That hand shake was too rough! Locker room fundamentals dictate a handshake from a jobber to a bigger name, like me, should be soft and delicate. Unless you, Susan Leslie, plan on stiffing me and going into business for yourself. TSM Business for myself? Stiffing you? LADYBIRD That would be fundamentally unwise. This is a professional sports entertainment company, Susan Leslie. It is not a free for all homeless shelter. We have rules to follow. Fundamentals to follow. TSM Ladybird, I’m not sure I understand what you’re saying. LADYBIRD We’re not on your child’s playground, Susan Leslie. Respect and manners. Respect and manners from jobbers to the main events. You have exhibited the exact opposite with how you talked about LeBrenda in her Hottiemania match against Jade. For shame! MAKEUP Ladybird she didn’t- LADYBIRD I am talking HERE! Your ego, Susan Lesline, and pompous attitude towards LeBrenda will be reported. You can call me a snitch if you like, Susan Leslie, but rules are parents of fundamentals, and fundamentals are the building blocks of fun. Susan has nothing she can say to that, which allows Ladybird to flash a smug smirk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 For a combat sports show, we spend a lot of time out of the field of play. And this bit is no exception! Plucky interviewer… ANNIE IDOL Stands with the delicate beauty… VALENCIA ANNIE Guys! Guess what? Guess what? ! I got an interview with Valencia! Thee VALENCIA. This could launch my career, part investigative journalist, part YouTube personality, part country music sensation, part- VALENCIA Ahem! ANNIE Oops. Sorry, Val. But thanks for being at Raw Is Whore and helping Annie out. So, on TMW you were uh kinda NonConneed by Pike Pantera. VALENCIA NonConned? I am unfamiliar with this strange word. Is it English? Flemish? ANNIE There’s a language called Flemish? Get a load of that scoop, everyone! But no, for real for real, I can’t say The R word because I don’t wanna tick off my Youtube Sponsors. VALENCIA What is this R word? There are many R words. THE BREEDER (OS) Rape. ANNIE Breedeer? Here? At Raw Is Whore?! No way! Valencia we gotta run! Annie turns around and runs into The Breeder's 6’6 muscle bound frame! ANNIE Wait! I have my tubes tied, I’m having hot flashes, I’m really a man! THE BREEDER Keep your mouth shut. ANNIE Keeping it shut, sir! VALENCIA There is no need to be worried, Annie Idol. Aphroditie will protect us. THE BREEDER One of you. Annie, scram? ANNIE I’ll go and get help, Valencia! Annie runs and saves her own ass. Maybe help will come. But I doubt it! THE BREEDER Valencia. VALENCIA Have you come to receive Aphrodite’s blessing? THE BREEDER I came for you. You’ll spread your legs for Pike. Valencia grimaces thinking of her recent rape. THE BREEDER I didn’t see you trying to fight back, you fucking Spanish whore. VALENCIA I was scared! And I did not feel Aphrodite’s light upon me. And I do not feel it upon me now…. THE BREEDER I’m gonna make this easy on you and breed you where you’re most comofrtable. VALENCIA Breed me…no! Aphroditie will never permit this! Do not make her- BAM!!! VALENCIA Ugghhhh! Breeder brutally nailed Val in the stomach with a punch. With the fragile Spaniard double over Breeder has zero trouble carrying her off to goddess knows where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 We return from break still not in the ring. Instead, we find ourselves in Valencia’s shrine to Aphrodite. .The statue of the goddess of love and beauty was carved from marble and was adorned with gold, gems, and flowers. She was depicted with long, flowing hair and a soft, serene expression on her face. At her feet lay offerings of perfume, flowers, and jewelry that worshippers had left as tribute. And in the center of the room? The imposing figure of Breeder and his equally imposing eight inch meat! We’re in for something good! No homo! Knelt before him with hands in prayer: Valencia. THE BREEDER Pike’s seed is just too weak. But I am THE BREEDER from BLK. You're going to be my slave, and I'm going to breed you. VALENCIA Please, no. There is still time to right your wickedness! THE BREEDER Take my cock in your mouth. Suck it. Suck it like the whore you are.. VALENCIA No! I can not without Aphrodite’s permission! Valencia shook her head, her eyes wide with fear. VALENCIA No, please I don't want to. I can't. The Breeder grabbed her by the hair and shoved his cock into her mouth. She gagged and choked, but he didn't care. He forced her to take his cock deeper and deeper, until her lips were touching the base. Somewhere, Vince149 smirked to himself and said “I know how that feels!” THE BREEDER Weak men like Pike can never measure up to me. THE BREEDER You're going to suck my cock, and you're going to do it right. If you don't, I'll make you regret it. Valencia had no choice. She sucked the Breeder's cock, gagging and choking as he forced it deeper and deeper down her throat. The Breeder laughed as he watched Valencia gag on his cock. He loved seeing her like this, powerless and helpless. Just imagine if all of BLK were here! THE BREEDER That's right, whore," he said. "Suck my cock. Take it all. We can bet The Deviants in attendance and the Deviants at home enjoy such coarse language. Surely they’d call Val the same thing with their dongs in her mouth! Breeder pushed his cock deeper and deeper down her throat, and he felt his orgasm building. He knew he was going to cum soon, and he was going to make her swallow every last drop. And I have to believe those of us with less endurance have already came! Not me though! Breeder grabbed Valencia's head and began thrusting into her mouth harder and faster. His cock was throbbing and pulsing as it slammed into the back of her throat. THE BREEDER Take it all, you fucking whore. No matter who our Hotties pray to, their destiny is to be moronic fuck tools for our pleasure! Speaking of our pleasure, Vince149 and Tripe Patty stopped DP’ing Isabella so they could watch Val’s defilement. The must see TV event of the Summer! Just as he was about to explode, the Breeder yanked Valencia's head off his cock. He grabbed his cock and stroked it a few times, and then he came, his thick, hot cum spurting out all over Valencia's face and perky chest. I don’t know about Aphrodite but the porn gods are good! VALENCIA Horrible…horr…horrible! BREEDER Take my cum all over your face. DO IT! Valencia gasped and coughed, her body trembling as she was covered in the Breeder's cum. She could feel his hot, sticky load all over her perfect Caucasian skin. THE BREEDER Now I BREED YOU!!! The Breeder was on top of her, his body pressed against hers. She could feel his cock hardening against her. She could smell his scent, a mixture of sweat and sex. VALENCIA No! Aphrodite does not want this. I do not want this! THE BREEDER I'm going to do whatever I want with you. I own you. She tried to run, but he was too fast for her. He grabbed her by the hair and slapped her hard across the face. She fell to the ground, dazed and confused. Sometimes you gotta be rough with bitches! THE BREEDER All fours. Now. She didn't move, so he slapped her again. THE BREEDER Do it. Or I hurt you. She nodded, and got down on her knees. THE BREEDER Stick your ass in the air. She did as she was told, and he positioned himself behind her. He grabbed her by the hips and pulled her toward him. THE BREEDER Take my cock He rammed his nine inch cock into her tight pussy as the once spent Deviants get ready for round two. Much to our sick fans’ pleasure. Valencia let out a loud cry of pain as his cock ripped through her hymen and penetrated her deepest recesses. via RedGIFs The Breeder began fucking her, his cock pistoning in and out of her, his hips slamming against her ass, causing her to scream in pain. THE BREEDER Take it, whore," he grunted. Take my cock. The Breeder was merciless as he fucked her, his cock pounding her tight pussy, stretching her open and filling her with his manhood. The muscle bround brute strikes a victory for men everywhere as he puts this uppity annoying bitch in her place. THE BREEDER I will fill your pussy with my seed. Valencia could barely speak as the Breeder's cock pounded into her, the pain overwhelming her senses. VALENCIA Oh, God," she gasped. "Please... don't... get me... pregnant. We don’t have a Union, so I bet Krista doesn’t offer maternity leave! THE BREEDER I'm going to fill you with my seed and breed you like the slut you are. VALENCIA Please... no... I don't want... to get... pregnant…Aphrodite has not willed this…. Valencia panted, her body rocking back and forth, her breasts swaying, her hair flying wildly as the Breeder pounded into her. THE BREEDER Time for me to cum, slut. VALENCIA No... please...Aphrodite save me! The Breeder let out a guttural moan as his cock exploded, his hot, thick load shooting deep into Valencia's baby canal! Our depraved fanbase surely can’t get enough of the wonderful creampie! But his erection didn't waver. He remained hard, his cock still buried deep inside her, his hands gripping her hips. THE BREEDER We're not done yet, whore. I’m not finished with you yet. He pulled his cock out of her and flipped her onto her back, then he straddled her, his knees pinning her arms down. He grabbed his cock and rubbed it against her swollen pussy lips. VALENCIA You have already ejaculated within me! What more do you want from me? What more?!! THE BREEDER You’ll fuck a punk like Pike but not me? VALENCIA He raped me! On Aphrodite’s name he raped me! THE BREEDER Shut up, bitch. You wanted that! He forced his cock inside her, his thick shaft stretching her tight pussy, making her gasp and cry out. She begged, but he ignored her pleas. He began fucking her, his cock ramming in and out of her, his balls slapping against her ass, his hips slamming against her. THE BREEDER I’m going to breed you over and over again Valencia writhed and twisted, her body wracked with pleasure and pain, her mind reeling, her breath coming in short, ragged gasps. VALENCIA I can't take any more. THE BREEDER I’m not stopping until I'm done with you. He grabbed her wrists and pinned her arms above her head, his cock still pumping in and out of her. THE BREEDER And I'm going to do whatever I want with you. You're nothing but a fuck toy, a piece of meat, a hole to be used. Bravo, Breeder, well said! Someone took Vince149’s locker room speech yesterday to heart! His hands gripped her hips, his fingers digging into her flesh, his body driving hers into the floor, the pain her cries mingling with his grunts and growls of lust. VALENCIA Aphrodite…help me… I'm begging you. I'm begging you. BREEDER There's nothing you can do. Piss on yourself, slut. Her body trembled, her muscles spasmed, and she let out a long, low groan of agony THE BREEDER Piss all over yourself. He increased his pace, his hips grinding against hers, her legs wrapped around his waist. THE BREEDER Piss all over yourself, you dirty little whore. His voice was cruel, his words cutting, and she cried out, her body spasming, her piss flowing over his cock, her juices dripping down his balls. VALENCIA Oh, goddess I can't help it. I can't help it!!!!!!! The Breeder laughed. The Deviants must have a good laugh as well. This pretty girl who wouldn’t normally give them thee time of day is mirred in sperm and her urine! VALENCIA Please… THE BREEDER Please cum inside you? VALENCIA Any….any…but… THE BREEDER You are my brood mare. You only exist to carry my children. The Breeder fucked Valencia even harder, his cock pistoning in and out of her soaking wet pussy. VALENCIA Oh goddess, no, don’t let this happen to ne! Please, I can't take it! The Breeder kept his cock inside her as he finished emptying his balls. It seemed like forever for the second wave of ejaculate to fill her. A good portion of it leaked out, mixed with the earlier cum and the embarrassing flood of her piss. THE BREEDER Hope for a boy. If it’s a girl, hope she has more dignity than you, whore Valencia could do ..nothing more than add her rapid onslaught of tears to the ocean of bodily fluids. COMING UP NEXT...FROM CUNT TO KUNT....MISS KUNT IN ACTION!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 *** Macy Dixon vs. Miss Kunt w/ The Soccer Mom & Zelda Brazil *** The South did it again, losing another battle some 100 plus years after the end of the American Civil War. Wait! Isn’t MK also from the South? Not in the eyes of Macy Dixon who branded MK... (A traitor? Oh no, something far worse.) ... a no good Yankee man-eater! THE SOCCER MOM 🤭 ZELDA 😧 MK’s head snapped to attention, her multicolored eyes turned red with rage. “YOU FUCKED UP!” “YOU FUCKED UP!” “YOU FUCKED UP!” The Soccer Mom shielded young Zelda’s ears as Macy was serenaded by the aforementioned chant. Nothing could shield our southern belle from the master of Kunt-Fu’s wrath. A single blow dropped her, then MK locked on the Roughrider. Macy quickly reached into her bosom and waved a white handkerchief to signal defeat... Winner: Miss Kunt, via submission. ... but MK kept the hold on a little longer for good measure. As TSM celebrated the victory, clapping in a matter which caused her jugs to smash together to Zelda’s delight, she was confronted yet again by LADYBIRD JONES. Zelda stepped to her and... TWHACK! ... took a basketball to the noggin! Right away TSM ent into mother mode, checking on Zelda and then scolding Ladybird for her misconduct, during which she got laid out by LEBRENDA JAMES! MK rushed to TSM’s defense, hurling the loose ball at LBJ and Ladybird. Before shit could get even more real OAOAST officials swarmed the area. Like true ballers LBJ and Ladybird were up for a fight with officials there between them and MK. LATER TONIGHT...THE SONGBIRDS VS ETTA KITT AND ATUNA PAYNE!!! TONIGHT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 Our scene is the women’s dressing room, mostly cleared out of regular talent besides… PIPI BIGGUNS And… DIDI BIGGUNS, sitting on a folder chair, watching a replay of Etta Kitt striking her down at Hottiemania PIPI This is IT. Yes! Didi did you hear me? Did ya? Did ya? DID YA?!! DIDI You know damn well I did. PIPI But you ain’t responding or nothing. DIDI You know damn well I don’t respond to A cups. PIPI Jerk! But, who needs your floopy saggy boobs when Luther loves mine. DIDI Yer still on this Luther kick? PIPI Kick? Kick? KICK?! That there is my first husband, the person I’m gonna grow old with have kids with. And tonight in that very ring he’s gonna see a new side of Pipi. That’s the side that smacks down ugmos like C02 with their hideous double D cups. Didi steps off her chair and looks Pipi directly in the eyes. DIDI Luther Mandella doesn’t give two craps about you. He fucked you one time, he’s never called since, he’s never mentioned you on TV, never shouted you out on Twitter. He realized you have a scrawny bird chest and ya look like yer in 5th grade so take a hint, cousin. He ain’t into you. Pipi starts stomping around the room like a demented toddler PIPI Take that back! He..he...he wants to....milk me! I'm sure of it! DIDI You may be a Biggun but you got a small un for a brain. You are in this tag team match because I got the heat with C02, I got heat with Etta Kitt and Atuna Payne. You should know as well I do you're only around because you need two people to make a tag team. Pipi puffs out her cheeks in rage. DIDI Pout if ya want, I don’t care. Cause with or without you I’m gonna show those two silicone skanks C02 what an Alabama ass whipping is all about. Outside of the infamous Backroom, we find an annoyed… CARRIE OAKLEY cornered by THE SAME OL SHITS. The country brawlers couldn’t even wait to hit until they got inside the sexcapades of the Backroom to hit on a Hottie! WAKEFIELD Man, it’s good to see you, Carrie Oakley, been a long time since we talked. CARRIE We’ve never talked. And right now I have got to talk to Annie about our tag match against Etta Kitt and Atuna Payne tonight. Can I go? HORSE Now, we don’t like to brag or nuthin. But some people forget not only are we a very successful tag team, but we’re a very sexual one, also. Ain’t right, Wakefield? WAKEFILED (while chewing tobacco) Sure is, Horse. Wakefield spits the tobacco out, getting it on Carrie’s shoes. CARRIES Oh no! My shoes! WAKEFIELD Sorry, baby, you know it goes when you’re ruggedly handsome. HORSE That there reminds me of something, Carrie Oklaey, you a spitter or you a swallower? WAKEFILED I’m betting this lil thing does whatever we want, Horse. CARRIE Carrie may be hot, but the Same Ol Shits’ eyes wander to the passing by leggy goddess known as… via GIPHY ANNAGRET WICKEDBORN ANNAGRET Is that all you can get, Oakley? GAWDS, I almost feel bad for you. Almost. Hahahahah! Those perfect pins carry Annagret the direction of RINGSIDE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 We find the Assistant GM turned show runner… THE DOLL, striding the hallways. The Fluffers give the intimidating substitute teacher a wide berth. But a certain trio of stars march right up to the Doll. CPA GLASS JULIET EFFIE REESE THE DOLL Whoros? You’re looking pleasantly lighter. No Geisha Girls? 😊 EFFIE It’s awful, it’s terrible, it’s shameful! The Geisha Girls can’t get into the building! THE DOLL This building? Aww, what a shame. GLASS JULIET No bullying, Doll! Bullying is not cool! CPA Naw fuck that, because some niggas is about to get dropped on their motherfucking head. My money is being fucked with by two niggas who have the spirit of bitches within them, who got a whole gang of so ugly it goes against the spirit of god motherfuckers blocking the entrance to the Toy Box. THE DOLL The Geisha Girls can’t get in the building because of a protest? What kind of protest? EFFIE Against you, Miss Doll! It’s shocking! It’s revolting! It’s disgusting! THE DOLL The Scumbags. Stay here. I’m going to take care of this. GLASS Put your best foot forward, Rena! It’s easier to move forward than backward! The Doll marches with Krista like anger all the way to the garage. She orders a security guard to raise the door where she’s confronted by tweaked out male Meth heads in dresses, and the SCUMBAG REFORMATION PROJECT aka OUR TRUTH! RIZZETTE and ANSONIA If you've got balls, you're alright! If you've got ovaries, you're super fantastic! If you've got balls, you're alright! If you've got ovaries, you're super fantastic! If you've got balls, you're alright! If you've got ovaries, you're super fantastic! THE DOLL I’m starting to see the real reason Lisa Ann fired you two. It’s not because you’re cowards, it’s because you’re trash humans. RIZETTE Well, well, look who it is, folks. ANSONIA Queen B, herself. RIZETTE The B is for Bigot. Clever shit right here. Standing to the side are the perpetually critical, HINA And… MITAMA Sister, sister, look, The Shrew has come to our rescue. THE DOLL Stop calling me THE SHREW!! HINA Mitama, Mitama, who will protect us from this ghastly woman!? RIZETTE Forget you two, who’s gonna protect our rights from being trampled on? Huh? Huh? ANSONIA Trans lives matter, even if they don't always make good porn stars. RIZETTE Gay pornstars though. We’re still willing to fuck bitches. Dee Williams, Phoenix Marie, call us, let’s set shit up. ANSONIA Word is bond. THE DOLL Get.OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! HINA She is even uglier when she is angry. MITAMA My eyes may never recover. Our Truth has the numbers advantage and they and their meth head buddies close around Doll. CPA (OS) Naw, ya’ll handsome ass broads need to move the fuck on! MITAMA We are saved. HINA But, who will save us from the Shrew? The Doll is just happy to have CPA on hand, who uses his size and boxing skills to level the meth heads. Not Our Truth though, as Ansonia and Rizette haul ass while their crew gets the shit beat out of them. CPA Yeah, run, you can get sassy with bitches but you gonna respect some pimpin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 With Our Truth and their meth head trannies cleared out the garage is free and clear for any Johnny Come Latelys. This time an UBER XL, Escalade at that, rolls up. The driver hurries to the rear door and opens it for… CONGRESSMAN JOEL DUNCAN On hand to greet Congressman Duncan is road agent, COLOMBIA HEAT! COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo, Congressman Duncan in DA HOUSE! Make some noise for Democracy! Whoo-whoo! CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Hey good to see ya, youngman! I’m tellin' ya the urban community loves me! It’s questionable if any voting bloc loved Congressman Duncan’s reign. But the swaggering politico strides into the Toy Box. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Krista? Krista? Where are the Raw Whores?! A petite Nigerian Fluffer with cascading brown hair approaches a man she probably should stay from. NIGERIAN FLUFFER Sir, Krista is out of the office today. The Doll and Alix are in charge. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Perfect, that’s my daughter in law, Alix. You know her mom’s one of those high class hookers? Cost a pretty penny. But, just between you and me, I’m figuring I can get as many Raw Whores as I want for as little as I wanna pay. Make sure you vote! Congressman Duncan rounds the corner where his blubber collides with the teeny tiny…. PIPI BIGGUNS PIPI Watch where yer going, geezer! CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN I came looking for Raw Whores…but aren’t you a little too Raw? PIPI What do ya mean by that, geezer? Why are you looking for Raw Whores anyway? CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN That's none of your business, little lady. What's a little kid doing backstage? I ain't into touching kids! This a setup?! PIPI I'm not no stinking kid, I'm 19! (Pipi juts out her flat chest) And I'll have you know I'm a Raw Whore just like the rest of them. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN I thought all the Raw Whores were busty. PIPI I am busty! Just look at how much you're staring at my titties. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Hey, I’m not like Tony, I've always been a fan of the petite ones. PIPI Tough break, Mister, I belong to Luther! CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Luther Vandross? Isn’t he a homo? And dead?! PIPI No, geezer, I’m talking about Luther Mandella the leader of BLK. He’s big and black and mature and well hung and this tight little pussy is all his. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Woah, woah, I don’t want any beef with the blacks. The urban community loves Congressman Duncan. You think your Luther would let me watch you suck him off? PIPI Maybe. If you ask him nicely. CONGRESSMAN DUCAN Hey no problem! The blacks have loved me ever since Rodney King. Lemme know when you're gonna blow him, I might record it for Vinny. Good talking to ya, little kid. Remember to vote! Off Congressman Duncan goes in search of Raw Whores who don’t belong to big black guys. COMING UP NEXT....BIRD BRAINS....THE SONGBIRDS VS ETTA KITT AND ATUNA PAYNE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 The good stuff with Maya will be in a separate thread Come on, feel the noise Girls, rock your boys We′ll get wild, wild, wild Wild, wild, wild via GIPHY LILLIAN The following TAG TEAM MATCH is your MAINEVENT for the evening! Now making their way to the ring, they are the angelic choir of ANNIE IDOL, CARRIE OAKLEY….THE SOOOOOOOOONGGGBIIIIRDS! RENEE You know what I love about The Songbirds? ALIX Ummm, lemme think, Annie’s rack and Carrie’s biracial ass? RENEE No! I love that they radiate optimism and energy. Annie and Carrie are showing us that size doesn’t determine heart. ALIX I can’t believe these chicks are coming out to Cum on Feel The Noise. Bro, their mother’s listened to that song. RENEE YOU listened to that song, miss 43 year old. Atuna Payne entered to “Them Bones” by Alice In Chains Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I believe them bones are me Some say we're born into the grave I feel so alone Gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones LILLIAN Introducing their opponents, first making her IN RING DEBUT, she hails from Uniontown, Pennsylavania, she is “TNT” ATUUNNNAAA PAAAAAYNNNEEEEEE! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” ALIX Heart’s cool and stuff but what’s heart when the bitch across from you has prison tats from her SEVENTEEN trips! RENEE Atuna Payne makes her RAW IS WHORE debut tonight. She has less experience than the Songbirds, shockingly. But look at the size of her! ALIX Maya looked so tiny in her arms when Atuna had her in that bearhug! But Jade helped little sis out. I shoulda helped them out against their nasty grandpa! When I told my grandpa no means no, he’d just fondle my boobies. He wouldn’t rape me! Etta enters to the familiar refine of “Obey” by Bring Me The Horizon Obey We hope you have a lovely day Obey You don't want us to come out and play Away, now now There's nothing to see here It's under control We're only gambling with your soul Obey Whatever you do, just don't wake up and smell the corruption https://i.imgur.com/5PqSaqy.mp4 https://imgur.com/a/9A0DsjQ LILLIAN And her partner, from TULSA, OKALLHOMA, she is the self professed “WRESTLER OF THE YEAR” ETTAAAAA KIIITTTTT! RENEE Etta thought Hottiemania would be her moment. A return to the USA capped off by claiming the Hard on Hoes title. ALIX Yeah! But Maya was Hard on Hoes, punk! If Etta really cared about morals she’d slap up Congressman Duncan for what he did! RENEE I think he might need to go into witness protection from his own daughter Referee Scotty2Hotty called fo the bell DING DING DING Etta started against Carrie with the 1994 Oklahoma Teacher of the year regarding the Songbird with a sneer of dismissal. RENEE Carrie’s faced Etta before with things not going Miss Oakley’s way. But Etta has been wrestling longer than Carrie’s been alive. ALIX Hehheheh, Etta’s an old fart. RENEE You two are the same age. ALIX I’m young at heart. But not at pussy because I fuck a lot of old Mexican dudes to stop them from shanking my dad in prison. Carrie showed boldness and offered a lockup to Etta. The blond veteran moved to agree then suddenly kneed Carrie in the stomach. Hobbled, Carrie suffered through Etta’s violent arm wrench. RENEE There’s that veteran craftiness from Etta Kitt. ALIX Folks, gotta tell me Etta’s technical skills put her on par with Simon Singleton, Christian Wright, and Snot. RENEE Snot?! ALIX I dunno just wanted to compliment him. I feel really really bad for him. His name is Snot. Carrie grimaced in pain as Etta continued to snap her arm back and forth. ANNIE Come on, Carrie-O! You got this! That kind comment gave Carrie fighting spirit and she FLIPPED out the hold. Shocked, Etta couldn’t stop Carrie from leveling her with a dropkick! Keen perverts noticed the little jiggle in Carrie’s ass as she bounced up. Be sure to gif that! ANNIE Yeah! How you like them apples! Etta “dusted” herself off and glared at Carrie with sharp eyes. This didn’t intimidate the spunky biracial chick and she flung forearm after forearm into Etta’s face. “Don’t wreck that fine MILF face!” A young man in a “UBER BRUISER” vintage T-shirt yelled. Etta misliked being called a MILF and took things out on Carrie with a wild leg sweep! Carrie toppled over, allowing Etta to drop a crisp snap elbow! ALIX Maybe Etta’s one of those people who gets off on being insulted. Like me! “TAKE THE SAND OUT OF YOUR VAGINA!” The 28 year old fan next to the Uber guy yelled. Face twisted in a scowl, Etta backed away and shot forward to deliver a pinpoint knee drop to Carrie’s neck. RENEE Or maybe not. Etta glared at the hostile audience even as she tagged in Atuna Payne. ALIX Oh baby, oh baby, The Bonunty Hunter promised Amazon porn on his hotline and we’re getting it! RENEE Well, this is the first time we’re gonna see Atuna Payne in the ring for a match. And Atuna stepped over the ropes, face hard, fists at the ready. Some fans leaned closer to peer at her Amazonian body. Other recoiled, lest they make her mad. I’m with the cowards! ALIX I wouldn’t wanna meet Atuna in a dark alley. And that’s where I cop my MDMA! Carrie hesitated as Atuna lumbered toward her. But the Biracial cuite steeled her wits and charged at Atuna… Who easily leveled her with a standing shoulder block! ATUNA That it? ALIX By god it’s like running into a brick wall! Like having an affordable housing initiative on the ballot and running into real estate lobbies. RENEE That’s a pretty clever and astute observation for you. ALIX Krista said cuz she wouldn’t be in tonight she’d let me use one of her throwaway lines. Atuna asserted her dominance having backed Carrie into the heel corner where Atuna massacred her with overhand chops. After merely third chop Carrie collapsed to the ground in pain. RENEE When is the last time we’ve seen overhand chops so deadly? ALIX Since I tried to use chopsticks! RENEE Stick to Krista’s joke. Etta received the tag with Carrie still ailing. The despised heel dropped a senton onto Carrie’s chest to add to the damage caused by the chops. Cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! Etta brought Carrie off the mat while hammering her in the stomach with punches. This left Carrie so weak that she seemed limp in Etta’s hands. With no mercy, Etta crunched Carrie’s sides with a rib breaker. “ETTA’S GOT A PHAT ASS! ETTA’S GOT A PHAT ASS! ETTA’S GOT A PHAT ASS!” ALIX It’s like I always say, peeps, with a booty that big Etta’s gotta be humping black dudes. ETTA I refuse to stoop to responding to Deviant debauchery! RENEE She kinda just did. Etta forced Carrie into an abdominal stretch as the crowd continued to taunt the former Joshi star. Shockingly, Carrie quickly fought her way free of Etta’s clutches. Huffing and puffing, Etta swung at Carrie only to see the Georgia native sidestep her attack. RENEE Smooth moves from Carrie! ALIX She’s black! Course she got da Smoove moves! Carrie went on the offense, crunching Etta’s dental work with the jawbreaker known as Da Groove! Etta’s oral ache gave rise to another chant from the Deviants.. “ETTA SWALLOWS! ETTA SWALLOWS! ETTA SWALLOWS!” ETTA Shut up! Shut up! A fired up Annie took the tag from Carrie! ANNIE Get ready, Songbird superfans, we call this double team…uh…what do we call it again? CARRIE Actually, I don’t think we decided yet. ANNIE Uh…introducing…Sonic Symphony Slam…I just made that up…like the way it hits? Carrie started her part of the double team when she doubled over Etta with a spinning kick. This led to Annie’s part, and the jovial redhead downed Etta with a double arm DDT! RENEE I don’t think Etta likes the way that “hit!” Cover and Scotty2Hotty makes the count.. ONE! A kickout well before the one! Etta came up more angry than hurt. She couldn’t do anything about that as Annie snapped her down in an arm dag. Then, the Songbird hurried to the second rope for a… ANNIE BWWWARP! RENEE What was that supposed to be? ALIX The bird call! BWWWAP! This didn’t amuse Etta Kitt. She ran to Annie’s position with shocking speed for a 45 year old and then dumped Annie to the mat with a middle rope side belly to belly suplex! CRUNCH went Annie’s tiny body! CARRIE Annie are you okay? ANNIE I’m ok! A tag to Atuna left many fearful for Annie’s health. But the plucky cutie used her speed to avoid the Uniontown, Pennsylvania native’s colossal reach. That speed took Annie to the ropes and back at Atuna, who delivered a devastating and injurious headbutt! RENEE My notes say that’s called ATUNA HEAD! ALIX Krista used to say only a doofus with limited mental reasoning would willingly ram your head into another person’s. RENEE Are you going to tell Atuna that? ALIX I think Krissy would convey the message better than me. RENEE Uh-uh. Dazed and confused, Annie found herself launched into the heels corner. One would swear she met her maker as Atuna brought down the hammer of god with a monglian chop! Annie sagged against the posts, oblivious to the heels tag. ALIX Atuna’s really putting on a show! She’s making The Songbirds look like cooked geese! Atuna scooped Annie over her shoulder and proceeded to dump her stomach first on Etta’s outstretched knee Cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! RENEE It’s disappointing Atuna would debut and then align herself with Etta. But, I doubt Atuna’s bank account cares. Etta brought Annie up, taking care to needle her in the stomach. Then, Etta shoved Annie stomach first into the ringposts. A cry of pain escaped Annie’s lips as she staggered backward. Annie’s situation grew harsher as Etta lifted her over one shoulder. The fans implored Annie to fight back. Instead they witnessed a crushing version of an Okalhoma Stampede! Annie hollered in pain and then went limp. ALIX Annie ain’t okay! The cover… ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! SHOULDER UP! CARRIE We’re still in this thing! Etta dragged Annie to the scholastic corner where Miss Kitt tagged Atuna. As referee Scotty2Hotty tried to get Etta out of the ring, the teacher held Annie in place. This allowed for a crushing body shot from Atuna’s powerful hands! Annie let out a gasp, all the air, sucked out of her. RENEE I find it amazing that Etta and Atuna work so well together, given the gulf in experience. Atuna made the lateral press… ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! KICKOUT! Annie was in clear distress and endured a few well-placed stomps to the ribs. As Scotty checked on her, Etta took over for Atuna. The Tulsa native pushed he of the Worm fame aside. RENEE She knows better to put her hand on a ref. Especially after over 25 years of wrestling. ALIX Dang, 25 years. What was I doing 25 years ago? My dad for sure, my mom, Izzy wasn’t even born yet, oh my grandpa he died eating my cooch. RENEE Etta hunched over, providing some astute fans with a panty shot! These fans wisely shut the fuck up and enjoyed it silently. As our redheaded cutie rose Etta pounced, throwing a leading gut kick. Yet it only led to Annie catching her boot. Shocked at her own competence Annie let out a cheer as she spun Etta around. Befuddled and dizzy, Etta fell victim to the worst stunner ever. “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAA!” The rowdy fans hollered partly because they like the Songbirds and partly because Annie had a nip slip. RENEE That wasn’t exactly Stone Cold/HBK but it was effective. CARRIE Tag me! Tag me! Carrie bounced on her heels, and her grade A ass bounced with them! ALIX She is part black, Krista said the white part means she shows up to work early and with a smile. Krista thinks that’s disgusting. Not a teacher’s pet, Carrie got the tag from Annie before Etta could stop the busty still nipple slipping Annie. RENEE Annie’s nipple’s must drive Etta mad. Too mad. ALIX Free the nipple! Carrie slingshot herself into the ring and took Etta down with spinning head scissors! RENEE Etta didn’t know Carrie could move like that! Etta wisely put distance between her and Carrie. Alas, Carrie closed that distance much quicker than Etta expected and brought Etta down with a hurricanrana! RENEE Are we seeing that the heart and determination of the Songbirds can combat the experience and strength of Etta and Atuna? Atuna might answer no as she lumbered into the ring, glaring menacingly at Carrie. The Georgia Peach gulped but put aside her fear to charge Atuna! Unfortunately, Carrie ran directly into the throat first grip by Atuna Payne! ATUNA Heh. Atuna lifted the horrified Songbird into the air and levelled her with a horrifying Samoan spike! RENEE That one is called the ATUNA SPIKE! ALIX Carrie’s gonna need Atuna Tylenol. Suddenly Annie jumped on Atuna’s back and started frantically wailing away at the brutish newcomer. RENEE Look at Annie go! She’s being brave! ALIX That ain’t normal. Annie are you okay? Fun-time ended abruptly as Atuna simply backed into the turnbuckle post to crunch spunky Annie beneath her sizable weight. ATUNA Moron. The actual arbiter of moron status, ex-teach Etta raised Carrie into a standing head scissors. All the angered fans could do was watch as Etta hit her impactful version of the PEDIGREE! “OOOOOOHHHHH!” Cover… ONE! TWO! THREE!!! DING DING DING WINNERS: Etta Kitt and Atuna Payne by pinfall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 Congressman Duncan is still on his search for RAW WHORES! Which shouldn’t be much of a search since every woman in this company is a whore. But his journey pays off big time as he spots the gold standard of whore… JADE RODEZ DUNCAN AND… MAYA DUNCAN BLANCHARD C02 Grandpa!! CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Hey, there, sweetie pies! (A hand already cupping his growing bulge) You two look so damn sexy. My fat fuckin' sausage is bursting to see ya. The girls giggle to each at the sight of their grandpa’s dong poking through unzipped pants. MAYA Ah, you're always such a dirty old man, Gramps JADE We heard you came, but we couldn’t find you. But, I thought the other girls were gonna keep you satisfied. You must be super horny to want to screw us too. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN I met this tiny kid, I didn’t fuck her, but she said I could watch her black boyfriend fuck her. If she’s underage I’ll just say they drugged me. MAYA Tiny kid? Ohhhh sure, Pipi Bigguns. That scene would be like watching a boxcar hobo hump his cardboard box “mattresses.” JADE That would be kinda cool to see. Maya shoots Jade a surprised look and inches away from her. CONGRESSMAN Nah, it's you two I'm looking for. My little girls are the real raw whores! So you're ready to be granddaddy's cock sluts? The slutty young ladys giggle to each other once more. MAYA You know it, Gramps. Get your cock out and let's have some fun. I love taking your fat grandpa dick up my tight hole. Maya stated wiggling her thick ass. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Fucking-A!!! I love seeing how big and juicy your asses are! BOOOIIINGGGGG! Haahah, fucking great! MAYA Yeah, we want it rough, Grandpa. Abuse us with your huge old man cock! Joel licks his lips in anticipation. JADE But it's gonna have to wait until after our match. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Match? Who gives a fuck about a match? Holy Hell, my cock is hard! I got blue balls once back in Nam. I ain’t doing that shit again! JADE You served in Vietnam? CONGRESSMN DUNCAN Served in Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about. I was hiding out there in 88 while my embezzlement charges back in LA blew over. Just like when I was with that tease Soong, MAYA Uh, that’s a boy’s name. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Ladyboy. Just like deep in 88, I need my cock sucked. Right fuckin' now! I can't wait like Soong stalled me out. Holy shit! JADE Oh, come on, Grandpa. Can't you hold off until our match? CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Fuck no I can’t! Wasn’t you listening? MAYA Aww, ya won’t know until ya try. Like the boxcar hobo and the cardboard boxes. JADE You said that was weird. MAYA Did i? JADE And you moved away from me! MAYA Because you still have hot Cheetos on your fingers and you ate them 4 hours ago. See-ya, Gramps! I’d say wish us luck, but, come on! The girls walk off with Jade focused on licking the Hot Cheetos off her fingers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 Outside, OAOAST TMW “superstars” UNDIE BROWN and DETROIT CRACKHEAD are denied entry into the building. GUARD Sorry guys. Box office’s out front. UNDIE This guy thinks we’re a couple of fans. Good one, my man. If this gig doesn’t cut it you’ve got a future in comedy. Now let us through. Our queens await. DETROIT Brought both my pipes for them to enjoy! *grabs nut, produces CRACK PIPE from jacket* The guys become agitated when they’re stopped again. GUARD Authorized personnel only. UNDIE Do you know who we are? DETROIT Who our friend is? UNDIE Really mine, but his via association. Never mind that. We work here! GUARD You the guys who dress as chicks? UNDIE What do you take us for — a couple of freaks? (Says the guy wearing women’s panties as a scarf!) UNDIE (CONT’D) I’m Nigerian. I’ve got the blood of kings inside of me! And this man here— DETROIT Suck yo dick for some rock. UNDIE OR...a backstage pass. The guard shoots the guys a long look. GUARD All right. Stunned... UNDIE For real? GUARD Future in comedy, remember? The back door shuts. Undie kicks the door unamused and frustrated. Bad mistake. DC laughs as Undie hops around in pain. UNDIE You think this is funny? DETROIT Don’t you see? UNDIE The light? Oh shit! You OD’ing?! DETROIT Not this time. I mean about that guard. He didn’t recognize us in our civilian disguise. UNDIE You magnificent bastard! That’s it! We’re just a couple of normal looking guys dressed like this, but when we level up... *places panty scarf over head & strikes heroic pose* With nothing to put over his head DC grabs a leftover bottle of MOTOR OIL and rubs some around his eyes to simulate a mask. Bad idea. DETROIT Ahh! This shit burns! UNDIE At least one of us can be a hero. Undie rushes DC away to clear his eyes. For now they’ll have to wait to meet their queens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 Jenny died of suicide With a candle burning in her eye But on my tombstone when I go Just put "Death by rock and roll" The crowd gets to their feet to see the cutest heel around, the AWO leader, the bikini top and mini skirt attired ANGLESLUT! RENEE AngleSlut had a gruelling match at Hottiemania against Adelphe. But AngleSlut’s pedigree won out against Adelphe’s pedigree. ALIX AngleSlut uses an Olympic Slam. RENEE I meant…nevermind ANGLESLUT Three cheers for the AWO! Hip hip HOORAY! ……… ANGLESLUT Hip hip hip hooray! ………. ANGLESLUT Hip hip hooray! ……… RENEE The AWO is as popular as the WWF-NWO! ANGLESLUT You know what? I’d like to apologize to Toni Patrica and Krisa Isadora Duncan because the AWO gave them a HUGE scare at HottieMania. There were times in our matches, the tag title match, the OVARY title match, and the real mainevent my match against the ginger who’s name won’t be spoken of, there were times when it looked like we, the AWO, might lose. RENEE Those were some nail biters. ANGLELSUT And the thought of the cutest cuties in cutesville led by your Olympic Hoe losing must have been terrifying to Krista and Toni. I mean not to put anyone down but if the AWO were to disappear penises across America would go permanently soft. It’s accurate, it’s DARN accurate! ALIX She talks so much like her dad my pussy is dry. Isabella, help! RENEE Hmmm. Do you have sex with your SISTER more than your WIFE? ANGLESLUT Now, unfortunately I had rougher than any Hottie at Anglemania! And I don’t mean getting in bed with the Big Hairy Nutt Saks. I mean I was touched, and had my cute body sweated on by a ginger. So not only was I physically traumatized, I was mentally traumatized. In fact I may be diseased! “WE LOVE GINGERS! WE LOVE GINGERS! WE LOVE GINGERS!” ANGLESUT I told you not to chant that! “WE LOVE GINGERS! WE LOVE GINGERS! WE LOVE GINGERS!” ANGLESLUT Dang it, be quiet! Now I know how friggin incredible Jenna is, how babelicious Tabby is, and…and…and…how…how…Dreamy….is…uh…anyway my point is that I’m the leader for a reason. A BIG reason. Look at these babies. Anglesut jiggles her gold medals, though we wish she jiggled her tits. ANGLESLUT Yes, I am a champion in the world of horsemanship, but let me tell you people I've got skills that'll leave your jaws on the floor, whether I'm riding a horse or riding a...big, black stallion! RENEE I hope Annagret doesn’t hear this. ANGLESLUT Now, some of you aren’t very smart and you may be wondering, "How in the world does riding horses prepare you for, well, doing the nasty with big, black men?" Well, let me tell you something, sister: there's a lot more similarities between the two than you might think! And frankly I don’t think any of you can think in the first place because you’re all dumb as rocks! ALIX Melody tweets “It’s funny because it’s true.” ANGLESLUT Riding a horse requires balance, precision, and an unwavering connection with your partner - sounds familiar, doesn't it? You see, just like how I lock eyes with my horse before a competition, I need to establish that same bond with my...er, other partner. Trust is key, and once I've got that, we can start riding each other like the champs we are! And just like how I've spent years mastering the art of dressage, I've also spent countless nights studying the human black male form, learning the best ways to grip, thrust, and twist for maximum pleasure! RENEE She does this without slurs so it’s at least uploadable on YouTube, unlike Annagret’s promos. ANGLESLUT But enough about me; let's talk about these big, black men. Now, I've seen some impressive negro specimens in my day, both on horseback and off. And lemme tell ya, they've got some serious...horsepower down there. Just like a powerful steed, I've got to maintain control, guiding them with the finesse of a seasoned rider. And when it's time to cross the finish line? Watch out, because this Olympic athlete ain't afraid to go for the gold!!! Three cheers for me! Hip hip HOORAY! “………..” ANGLESLUT So let me ask all the other first generation, single parent home, public schooled Hotties. Where are your gold medals, where are your tag team titles, where are your OVARY titles? I’d really like to friggin know! RENEE She doesn’t have to be a sore winner. ANGLESLUT Now there’s one second gen Hottie who doesn’t have the gold. Yet. But when she puts on the AWO bikini and AWO mini skirt then someone of these Hotties days would be numbered because she would KILL IT! Let me tell you something, you stupid cave beasts. “BOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE That was uncalled for. ALIX Yeppers. They’re called Deviants not cave beasts. ANGLESLUT No one, and I mean no dang one, is gonna stop CADY OF GRIMM, Sadist’s sick, twisted, horny little hellcat from rising to the top in the AWO! RENEE Cady of Grimm is going to join the AWO? ALIX That’s kinda out there. During the sonogram the doc said this kid probably won’t play with others. ANGLESLUT So even though you’ve all been super mean to you I am going to let you watch Cady strip down to that sexy, tight tanned body and put on the AWO miniskirt and AWO bikini! Can you feel that? Ah, shit Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh RENEE This is real? Cady of Grimm, Sadist’s daughter is in the AWO?? Except Cady doesn’t show up. Uh-oh… ANGLESLUT So the production team is…ahem..MEDALING…in my affairs? Play her music again! Now! Now! Now! Can you feel that? Ah, shit Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh RENEE Cady of Grim 5’11 and all power! Is she all in = AWO? Probably not since Cady still doesn’t show! UH-OH INDEED!!! “YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!” ANGLESLUT I didn’t FUDGE up! Your dad did when he slept with your mom! I am leaving! Goodbye!! Angeslut gets out the ring as quick as she can in order to avoid the boo birds. RENEE We have a lot of girls stomping off on this show. ALIX They need some dick! RENEE Well, Cady might need ear plugs because AngleSlut is going to whine for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 We see CONGRESSMAN JOEL DUNCAN strutting backstage, carrying TWO GLASSES of a PURPLE JUICE. He looks oddly pleased for someone told he had to wait to subject his grand daughters to his incestuous perversions. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN (singing) Go, Joel, go for it! Go, Joel, go for it! (Chuckling) That ain’t a half bad catchphrase. Go, Biden, go for it! Maybe if I send it to the White House I’ll get a cabinet role. One of those easy bullshit social service ones where I can take a bunch of bribes. Hhehe, Go, Joel, go for it! Joel continues his happy stepping, but the camera lingers to see… THE BIG BOSS LADY peering from behind a pillar with eyes narrowed and lips twisted into a sinister smirk. As for Congressman Duncan he reaches his destionation, C02’s dressing room! He giddily knocks on the door until Jade opens up. JADE Grandpa? No, Grandpa, we told you to wait until we smack up the Bigguns. Good things come to those who wait. MAYA Wow, porfond words, Jade! Maybe you should take that advice instead of ordering Door Dash when dinner is about to be served in 30 minutes. JADE Grrrrr! Joel squeezes by Jade, no easy feat, and into the dressing room. Both girls are attired in their slutty ring gear, causing the old man to POP MAJOR WOOD! CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Hey, look, listen, one of the whores at Alix’s mom’s brothel guilted me into buying this Herbalife drink. JADE Was it the one from Estonia? MAYA Isn’t she, like, part time trans? JADE She can still scam. Look at Rizzo and Anson. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Hey, I’m done with that lady boy, shit. After Thailand? Done! Finito! But, guess what? This overpriced crap tastes great. Try some, try some. JADE If it’ll make you happy, Grandpa. MAYA Jeez, getting caught up in a Mid Level Marketing scheme and still having to pay to bang? Let’s be real here, the only thing that’s worse is Cali’s OnlyFans prices. Congressman Duncan DOES NOT admit he just paid $460 for a VIP membership to Cali’s page. Instead he watches Jade gulp down the drink. JADE Hey, it’s not half bad! MAYA Better, than Same Ol Shits’ breast milk? JADE I’m not sure how I should answer that. Maya takes the MLM plunge and drinks, albeit slower than Jade, but still finishes it off. It doesn’t take long for the degenerate goal behind Congressman Duncan’s gift to take hold. MAYA I’m feeling… JADE ….weak? CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Go ahead an have a seat, sweeties. MAYA Yeah…a…. JADE …..seat? The sisters have a little more than a seat: they have a full, graceless, flop onto the couch. CONGRESMAN DUNCAN Kids? Jade? Maya? Their tight bodies were accentuated by their scantily clad attire, and Joel couldn't help but salivate at the thought of defiling their precious holes. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Put on your Yammacha it’s time for Hannukah! It didn't take long for the sick pervert to climb on top of Jade and Maya, who were squirming in a daze. This nasty senior began feeling up Jade's massive breasts and grinding his hard bulge into her big fat ass. And it is a fat ass as we all know! CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN You know why you’ve got that big butt, Jade? ‘Cause you were raised in the Midwest. These west coast girls they still haven’t caught up to you rust belt babes. MAYA Gran...gran...pa?' Maya muttered, eyes barely pen. MAYA ...Wha..t ur do'ang. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Don’t worry, sweetums, everything is gonna be fine with CMD, that’s me. Trust your grandpappy. The voters did! MAYA Bu…bu…but Joel grunted in response, too caught up in ravishing his own granddaughters. Truly a sick fuck! Indeed, this nasty fat ass pulled his cock out from his stinky pants and underwear. Even in their woozy state helpless sluts whiffed his disgusting musk. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Tony told me to wear my lucky pants all this week, sweeties. Sometimes that guy has some good ideas. Raping family members was probably one of them! And that’s what CMD does as his thick cock finds forced purchase between Jade's legs, filling her little baby hole completely. JADE Gran…pa…I…wha….why CMD lost himself in the twisted, disgusting pleasure, slamming his cock in and out of Jade's tight pussy while squeezing her huge fluffy tits. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Man, this is just like sliding my big guy into the roast beef sandwich at the Carnegie Deli! I guess we know where Jade gets her food fixation from. Jade’s soft doughy flesh quivers under the ferocious sexually malicious assault of her soft doughy grandpappy. Alas, the chubby skank can do nothing more than whimper as his low hanging balls slap against her flesh. JADE Grampa….no….please The begging doesn’t bring a moment of clarity or introspection to CMD’s heart. Instead, it increases his libido, as it also increases The Devaints’ libido. Yes, the sick fucks of the OAOAST Galaxy revel in the cruel rape of a beloved heroine. Luckily our security staff are Deviants as well, and our road agents are morons thus no rescue is coming for the Cum Dumpster. One hopes for the gene pool that Congressman Duncan uses Jade’s massive rear end or cute face as the dumping ground for his sperm! CONGRESSAN DUNCAN I hate to say it but these fine bods come from Genevieve’s genes. My mom, my aunt, damn no wonder my dad got caught up wit those tenth graders. MAYA Wha…what’s…happening? CONGRESSMAN DUNCANM We’re having a party, sweetie. You’re finally becoming real raw whores. I think they might have been raw whores, already! But no complaints from Triple Patty who along with the Deviants continues to stroke as the pudgy politco hovers over the baby of the Duncan family. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Look at that sweet snatch! CMD snapped a pic on his phone for Tony, even though Tony probably has downloaded 1000’s of Maya pics. Then he seemed ready to take the degernate plunge into the busty brunette’s inviting twat…. But with Maya’s mouth hanging open, spittle seeping out, who can blame him? He chuckles to hmself like a true sicko and angled his slick pecker in front of Maya’s mouth. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Man, Ron Jermey told me I was in the wrong industry, but I sure managed to sire some nice and hot whores, didn’t I? MAYA No..no..mmmmffff! Yes, this United State’s congressman, this so called upholder of American values has implanted his senior cock in his 20 year old grand daughter’s slick, slack mouth! Yes, Papa Duncan certainly makes the case for continuing your genepool: a steady supply of hot whores to molest, fondle and rape! One can only assume eating disorders must run in the Duncan family as they seem to be naturals at gobbling sausage! Maya's entire body was trembling as she felt Joel's cock shove into her. Tears were streaming down her face and her voice was cracked. MAYA Grandpa, you’re hurting me…..bad...bad....hurting.... CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN What's wrong? I'm just showing you how much I love you, Sweetheart. You don't have to be afraid of me. Patty’s note: he’s probably said to lots of girls before! Papa D could feel her gag reflexes kick in, no easy feat for a cocksucking whore like Maya! As her talented much loved throat tightened around the shaft of his smelly dong she tried to expel the invader CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Now I’m getting ya, sweetums! You want grand pappy to fill that nice little cooter of your’s. Hhehee, you got it! MAYA Grandpa….please… JADE Don’t…please…we love you…. Do you think those words had any affect on this disgusting creep? No? Well they did! They only made him hornier! Rubbing his hands together like Jade at a candy store, CMD invades the holy grail of pussy, Maya’s comfy slut box! Tears were streaming down her face and her voice was cracked. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Damn, this shit is even tighter than Krista’s was at this age! MAYA Grandpa stop! Don't fuck meeee! CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN. Stop what, Sweetie? Are you mad at me? I thought you loved me. Gaslighting at it’s finest! Maya pleaded with Joel, but his cock grew needier from hearing the whines of his granddaughter. Her cries were delicious to him, a truly lovely song of despair. JADE ….why?? MAYA Granpa….why…. Joel grunted as he rammed his hard cock inside his Granddaughter's constricting wet fuck hole. Let the stroking continue, boys! Maya gasped and sobbed as her body trembled. The more she struggled, the more her dirty old grandfather liked it. And the more the Deviants liked! That's just who we are! CMD 'It's okay, Sweetheart. I can't help myself around a sweet little cunt like you. Look at you, so innocent and pure. Just one good fuck. CMD’s entrie body shook with delight. This was the type of pleasure he felt when he took his first bribe, fucked his first intern, snorted his first line of coke with a Kennedy. No! This was better! So much better! This was heaven! CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, I can’t hold this load back anymore! MAYA No, don’t, no don’t cum! JADE Grandpa, don’t…please… But CMD could not fight the sin anymore. If he was going to Hell he would at least paint the road white! Maya's entire body shuddered as Joel's cum filled her. She twitched and convulsed as Joel's hot seed spilled out of her asshole and her belly bulged with the excess of it. JADE Grandpa why? Why? Maya lifted her head and looked directly into the camera, her face contorted into a distressed croak. CONGRESSMAN DUNCAN Jade needs some punishment too, doesn't she? CMD whispered, grinning like a jackal. MAYA Y...yes.. CMD Then let's give her some lovin'. The chubby pervert grinned, pushing Maya's face back down to the couch. But then he did something truly awful: He lifted her, showing her cum leaking pussy to the camera. CMD Jade! Grampy wants your pussy too! You want to show us how much you love your Grandpa, don't you, Sugar Lips. JADE No…no…leave us alone CMD laid Maya's feeble, bruised and cum soaked body face up on the sofa. Then he laid Jade on top of her face down which laid the two girls to drool and slobber all over each other's faces. JADE let us...go.. Jade whimpered her mouth seeping saliva onto poor Maya. CMD No, granpa has to show you much he loves you. He didn't bring any lube, Jade, but because he loves you he'll fuck you in the ass anywy. Doesn't that sound yummy, Maya? It's my favorite position! Joel positioned himself behind Jade, spreading her legs, salivating over her fat ass. Both girls cried and slobbered and whimpered. But nothing could save Jade’s asshole and CMD rammed his cum coated dong right in there! JADE NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! IT HUUUUUUUUURTS! It may be a fan favorite in Jade suffering but we are red blooded horny men! None of us can resist the urge and we continue to jerk it as CMD throughly defiles his granddaughters. CMD You're so fucking tight! With an ass so big! Maya was pinned down beneath her sister, her body limp and battered as Joel pumped his old-man cock in and out of chubby Jade, CMD Oh, fuck! That feels so good, don't it, Maya? You just love it in your asses, don't you, you little slut? It's okay, don't be afraid, I love you too. MAYA Stop...go away CMD Yeah, that's it, Sweetheart! Just keep giving me those tight holes to fuck!J CMD shouted obscene comments as he shamelessly slammed into Jade's unlubed ass. He slapped his granddaughters' ass and fucked the fat bitch hard from behind. Sadly for Jadeycakes, she was too weak to holler, so she merely cried at the intense agony of this anal rape! CMD My baby loves it in her ass AND I love sticking it in her ass! JADE Sto..stop.. CMD Quit it, you filthy slut. You know you love it! Joel grunted, his face red with lust as he rammed his cock inside the best poop chute in the game. Jade screamed as the man she loved so much stretched her so painfully she cried. JADE No! No! Stop!! It hurts! It hurts so much! CMD Yes, yes! You belong to me, sweetie! CMD roared a primal victorious triumph as he pounded his granddaughter's ass relentlessly. He continued to force himself inside his granddaughter's throbbing asshole, enjoying the screams and the pathetic wails that came from her. CMD Shut the fuck up, you stupid cunt! It feels good, I know it does. You love it, don't you, my little whore. JADE No..no.. CMD Uh-uh. Stop your whining. You love my big cock in your fat ass butt. Don't you, Sweetheart? I'm just giving you what you deserve. You're a filthy little granddaughter. Jade's screams of pain echoed through the dressing room, but Joel didn't let up. He kept thrusting into her ass, his cock dripping with his cum and Maya’s pussy juices. MAYA Grandpa! Please…N..No, stop it! She’s hurt…she’s// CMD "She's fine, she's just a filthy slut. Just let me fuck her, okay? I know you want it too, Sweetheart. MAYA You're just a fucking creep! Shockingly, CMD grabbed Maya's body and threw it onto the ground! Tears came from her eyes, but he couldn’t care less. But we can! Yes this makes the stroke session even better! Our anti-hero unzipped his pants and let his throbbing cock slide into her. CMD You're a hot little slut too. Don't deny it. You just love getting fucked by your perverted old Grandpa. Don't you, my little whore? MAYA NO! NO, NO! NO WAY! NO! NO WAY! AHHHHHH! Poor Maya cried as Joel's cock plunged into her. As Joel was pumping away at Maya's pussy, he could feel her shuddering and convulsing beneath him. CMD Yes! That's it! Let it all out, Sweetie! Let it out for Grandpa! Feel that cum dripping out of your pussy? Let it go! CMD licked his lips as he watched his beautiful granddaughter writhe and squirm beneath him. It was such a sight to behold and if you spent $9.99 on the OAOAST Network give youself a hand! Patty’s Note: Never let the Republicans say the Democrats don’t care about the family! Thanks Congresman Joel Duncan The deviant politican grunted and pounded into Maya's sweet little pussy, savoring every second of his sweet early Hannaukah present. It was all worth it, he’d be sure to apologize with a new car for the girls. His granddaughter lay there beneath him, sobbing and screaming and covered in cum. It was a sight to behold. CMD knew that he would never forget this moment. He had tried to tell Vinny to have a kid or two, but Vinny was just missing out! CMD I can feel you trembling beneath me, my little girl. You love it, don't you? You're a real slut, just like your mother. But don't worry, Sweetheart. Grandpa loves you just the same. Maya cried, and gagged and whined in pain. She squirmed beneath his his blubber and faliled her arms in desperation. CMDl seemed to like her movements, and pleasured by them he continued to hump her cute 20 year old body! He enjoyed watching the poor girl's pathetic attempts to free herself from him. But, it was no use, the fatty was stronger and Maya couldn't move no matter how hard she tried! And, it just made him come harder! His cock pulsated and spewed more load after load of cum deep into his pretty, sweet granddaughter. CMD Uh oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 At this point Congressman Joel Duncan had the infamous POST NUT CLARITY. Perhaps date raping his grand daughters at their job, where their friends worked, where their mother was the boss, where their step mother… ALIX (OS FROM FAR AWAY) TIME TO DIE, CONGRSSMAN FATSO!!!!!!! CMD Shit shit shit shit! CMD ran from room, bare fat ass naked, shrinking dick coated in cum and forehead oozing sweat. ALIX (OS FROM FAR AWAY) Joooelllll, cooooome ouuuuuut aaaaaaaanddd DIEEEEE! CMD Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! CMD made it to the garage to quickly summon an Uber. Except… CMD My phone! My wallet! I left it with the kids! Suddenly a BRIGHT YELLOW DODGE CHARGE rolls up to CMD. The passenger door swings open. CMD Alix bursts through the doorway to the garage! Where will CMD run now?! ALIX Found ya! Now I get to kill ya! CMD hops into the charge, limp dick, semen and all. And what choice did he really have??? The car speeds off before Alix can reach him. ALIX Shoot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 Years go, limit some once fast Swallowing the past Making something last I've seen you at your lowest of low Watching your demons grow Struggle you won't show Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me ance music for the Lioness booms to life, The Deviants rise to their feet as the famed wealthy Hottie enters the ring. RENEE Maybe a shocking upset occurred at Anglemania. The Midnight Foxes teamed with the Nasty Boyds to take down The Mega Hotties and The Freakazoids in one wild Wal-Mart Brawl. ALIX Terry picked me up some Great Value crackers! RENEE You mean cheap white prostitutes, don’t you. ALIX Absolutely! SAMMI Hi. We need to talk. ALIX I am here for it, girlfriend! SAMMI I loved my mother as I’m sure you all love your mothers. ALIX My mom is fucking fine as hell. RENEE Well, my mom nakes good cookies. SAMMI But my mom was intensely paranoid. She believed that the family was eternally in danger due to our status and wealth. And so she constantly enrolled Jamie and I in self-defense clases until she settled upon amateur wrestling and muay thai. And I thought what a waste of time, who would ever dare touch a Cayley. They would lose their freedom if not their life. RENEEE The Cayleys and their cousins The Boyds are well known in combat circles. SAMMI Then my brother took an offer from Terry Taylor to join the OAOAST. RENEE Usually, you don’t want to take anything Terry offers. SAMMi And in the OAOAST I learned that our family name, our privilege and our wealth bought us nothing but a target upon our backs. And yet we made friends of enemies like Gloss Angieacola and Oscar Friberg. And we reunited with Spence Reiger. And… Sammi stares off wistfully. SAMMI And we met Tanner. But, we took advantage of his kindness, his empathy and his compassion. We exploited it like a resource. We were selfish and cruel to him. And yet… Sammi fights back tears. SAMMI He remains our good friend to this very day. ALIX Damn someone play me some Carless Whisper! SAMMI And The Boyds. Brit and Nikki. I’m left wondering what type of woman they would be if my father didn’t cut their mom off from the family wealth. They may have become my best friends, they may be socialites in New York, But we will never know. Will we? RENEE It’s hards to imagine The Boyds as anything else than they are. SAMMI Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to speak from the depths of my heart, for the weight of sorrow has become too much for even a lioness to bear. Believe me, you see me stand tall and pround like a queen. And I wish I could stand before you as the cold and calculating queen you may perceive, not as this woman burdened by the actions of those closest to me. RENEE I think I know what this is about. Blaine is sitting in a jail cell for stealing an Ambulance and kidnapping Win Griffey Jr. SAMMI My dear brother Blaine, once the embodiment of chivalry and valor, has strayed down a path of recklessness and selfish pursuits. His choices have tarnished his honor and cast a shadow over our family name. It pains me to witness the man I once admired succumb to his selfish desires. RENEE She’s very upset. I’ve never heard her say a bad word against Blaine. SAMMI I needed Blaine, Tanner needed Blaine, and he was not there. Money Marc viciously assaulted me, Win Griffey Jr extorted me and Blaine was not there! Tanner needed him, Blaine promised to be his tag team partner in the Anderson Cup. And Blaine was not there! My brother, who I loved, who I adored is no better than Nikki or Britney! ALIX I think this how you disown a family member. Krista’s done it to Pierce tons of times. I mean tons of times! RENEE You can see Pierce take on Fabian Nystrom at Anglemania 21. ALIX Good plug! SAMMI The wrestling ring, a place where strength and loyalty should intertwine, has become a stark reminder of the fractures within our family. I know Blaine and I have an unconventional relationship. But loyalty and love triumphs over all! And I do not understand how Blaine could abandon myself and Tanner in our time of need. Once again that is something I expect of Britney and Nikki. But, Blaine, but, Blaine, his recklessness and selfish has nearly crippled Tanner! RENEE I didn’t expect her to be mad on Tanner’s behalf. But Blaine’s actions on TMW left Tanner to face Money Marc and Coco Chanel in a handicap Anderson Cup first round match. Tanner fell in defeat after a brutal assault by the pair. SAMMI Tanner has become a rock in my life. A tag team parnter, someone I hoped would be my anchor in this tumultuous journey. But the man I relied on, my lover, my brother, has been absent when I needed their support the most. The emotional toll of facing these battles alone has become too much to bear. RENEE What is she saying? The Cayley name, once a symbol of power and prestige means nothing. Nothing at all! I can not lift out the grave my twin brother dug for it. I am tired, sad, and alone. No more. I apologize to any fan I may have had. I know I have not always been the easiest and most open person to interact with. But I do truly appreciate you accepting me for who I am. And- Uh-oh, running out of breath, but I Oh, I, I got stamina Uh-oh, running now, I close my eyes Well, oh, I got stamina And uh-oh, I see another mountain to climb But I, I, I got stamina Uh-oh, I need another lover, be mine Cause I, I, I got stamina Don't give up, I won't give up Don't give up, no no no Don't give up, I won't give up Don't give up, no no no ALIX Mega Hotties! Sammi holds a blank, apathetic expression as her partner Brea Brea hurries to the ring eyes and face contorted by a sadness. BREA Sammi! You can’t retire. SAMMI I can’t you say? BREA I’m your tag team partner! Not Tanner! We are the Mega Hotties! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAA!” SAMMI What would you know about the decisions I have to make? This world is filled with treachery and deceit, and I am tired of playing this game. Brea stands silent for a moment, taken aback by Sammi’s words. BREA We've both faced our fair share of challenges, and it feels like the weight of the world is on our shoulders. But walking away isn't the answer. You're more than just a queen; you're a force to be reckoned with, and Raw Is Whore s a better place with you in it. “WE THINK THEY CAN! WE THINK THEY CAN! WE THINK THEY CAN!” BREA BREA Do you hear that? That’s the entire Toy Box chanting for US, The Megs Hotties! SAMMI Will you SHUT UP?! How long must I endure this? Selfish brothers, selfish tag team partners. BREA I never knew you thought I was selfish. SAMMI Because you KNOW NOTHING, Brea Brea. How we became friends I do not know. How you wormed your way into my brother’s heart I do not know. But there you are. A wedge. BREA BREA Me? SAMMI Do not play innocent. You it well but you are a stake through the heart. There are no Mega Hotties. There is no Sammi Cayley the Lioness. I am done. If you thought there would be an impassioned plea from Brea or Sammi would suddenly attack her you were wrong. Insteaf Sammi simply exits the ring and walks out of our lives in brisk fashion. It is Brea Brea can only shed pained tears. RENEE I don’t believe it. One of our biggest names, basically one of the dressing room leaders, Sammi Cayley has quit. ALIX Krista takes a day off and this whole place goes to shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 We follow Sammi backstage where she encounters her bitter enemy… THE DOLL THE DOLL I thought you might want your things, sweetie. The Doll hands Sammi a TRASH BAG! A GREAT VALUE TRASHBAG!! The old Sammi would’ve put The Doll in the trash. But this Sammi takes the trash bag and leaves without word, scowl or frown. THE DOLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 We follow former tag team champion… EPONINE BLACK into her dressing room. Her pretty face sags into a frown once she spots dear old dad… DAN BLACK And… MORGAN NERDLY EPONINE Uh, what’s going on? MORGAN Finally. Your father sucks at small talk. BLACK You’re no Melody yourself. MORGAN Probably a good thing. EPONINE Are you too dating? Not as smooth as Tony B, Dan just blushes. MORGAN Explan it, Black. BLACK I wanted to bring you into this- EPONINE That’s gross. And if you wanted someone who gets my approval…why not Storm Bellmare? Storm, Storm, what a guy, those eyes, those eyelashes- MORGAN Get her to focus. BLACK It’s about Tabitha. EPONINE Consider this your lucky day, dad. You don’t have to talk to me. Eponine moves to leave. This forces Dan to shoot Morgan a raised-eyebrow worried look. MORGAN Stay. EPONINE And why should I? MORGAN Not that I care, but he’s doing this for you. BLACK Well, I can't find any records of Tabitha. No birth certificate, no school records, nothing. And I can't find any traces of her online besides the Instagram and Tik Tok she set up when she signed with the OAOAST. EPONINE Is it just me or is anyone getting the feeling I don’t care? Dreamy, DREAMY can find her, but you can’t? BLACK I’m willing to admit failure. I tried my best. EPONINE And of course your best is never good enough, is it, dad? MORGAN Heh. Ouch. Dan grimaces. BLACK The members of the AWO, all of them brag about their parentage. But why are they keeping Tabitha’s parents such a secret. EPONINE I don’t know dad, maybe they just like fucking with people. Is this your idea of cheering me up? Hiring Morgan to get Tabitha to take a DNA test? I’m convinced you just don’t get it. BLACK I do. I honestly do. EPONINE I’d love to know what you imagined the look on my face would be when you came up with this scheme. Me and Isabella lost the belts to her and Dreamy. Who cares what Morgan finds? MORGAN I never agreed to take the job. EPONINE So this whole conversation has been pointless. Whoopie. See-ya. Eponine opens the door, but Dan makes one last pitch… BLACK I’ll pay you whatever you want, Morgan. I just need the green-light from you, Ebb. If you want me to leave this alone, I will. But, I know you’re wondering too. Why does Tabitha’s smile seem so familiar? Why do her eyes shine like they do? Why does she hate you so much? MORGAN So what’s it gonna be, sugar plum? Before she closes the door behind her, Eponine states… EPONINE Do what you have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 Backstage there’s so much chaos that I won’t even bother putting pictures to introduce people! Instead I’ll tell you The Doll is in front of the Duncan dressing room with several security officials and road agents Sloppy Joe, and Slime. Opposite The Doll are the steaming BIGGUNS DIDI I don’t see why I gotta be punished. PIPI Me neither! DIDI Stay outta this, PIPI Why you… THE DOLL Who said you were being punished? Jade and Maya were date raped. They were drugged, Doctor Max and Doctor Pigley say they can not wrestle under any circumstances. DIDI Well, ain’t that convenient. PIPI Yeah. Ain’t it? DIDI Pipe down, flattie! PIPI Why, you… THE DOLL Convenient? God, give me the Geisha girls over you. They were raped. Drugged. DIDI And I been hit by a chair and thrown outta the ring by ol C cup Maya Duncan. And I want my damn revenge. PIPI And I was supposed to show Luther how incredibly talented and cute and smart and sexy and hot and flashy and beautiful Pipi goes on and on effecitvley ending the argument because no can stand listening to her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 We’re take to the interview set in front of TV’s playing Anglemania highlights. Terry Taylor stands with… CALI FOXAnd… RUBY, The Midnight Foxes. TAYLOR The parking lots of Wal-Mart are safe now that The Midnight Foxes and The Nasty Boyds have left. The Nasties are in Georgia celebrating the Anglemania win. Which means my bootyhole is safe along with Wal-Mart parking lots. Instead, I get to be up close and hehehe very personal with The Midnight Foxes. CALI (looking at her phone) Woah. TAYLOR (smoothing his hair) That’s right. No toupee, no hair plugs, all Taylor. CALI Do I know you? Are you one of Ruby’s friends? RUBY He is no friend of mine. My only friends are the shadows, the famillars, and the deviant and debauched. TAYLOR That explains why you got along with The Nasty Boyds so well, right? Now, tell the OAOAST Galaxy, what’s up next…besides what’s in my Dockers. CALI Is that one of those dad jokes or something? TAYLOR I can be your daddy. I'm all you'll ever have to be thankful for, Cali, I swear it. CALI Um….eww? RUBY You’re such a splendid thing, Terrence, perhaps you will look good in my cauldron over a searing flame! Terry moves closer to Cali who in turn moves away. CALI Hanging out at Wal-Mart was a…thing. But a better thing is subbing to my OnlyFans. Do you want me, baby? TAYLOR Damn right I do! CALI Then you know where to go see why Cali Fox is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Terry starts typing up Cali’s OnlyFans ready to sub. And then he sees the price… TAYLOR 50 smackaroos a month!? CALI I don’t know what a smackaroo is. Is it like the smackdown delivered to the Freakazoids and The Mega Hotties? RUBY A smackaroo is the language of a relic. Relics, all I see are relics! Sammi, Brea Brea, relics. But now we see two shiny new pretties holding the tag team titles. Tabitha and Dreamy. Second generation children. I wonder how they spent this American thanksgiving. TAYLOR Giving thanks probably? Although, Dreamy is know to be a brat. RUBY Then of course they should give thanks they have not yet crossed The Midnight Foxes! For what is a fox? Sly, crafty, cunning. And what is midnight? The strike of 12, the start of the hour of intense, passionate pleasure, and a delicate waltz into the orgasmic bliss of the darkness! Soon, Terrence, the clock will strike midnight on Tabitha and Dreamy. Will it be ecstasy or misery? Thoe two words are two sides of the same condom in between the sheets with the Midnight Foxes! CALI I do unprotected on my OnlyFans. Raws, just the way you want me. TERRY We quickly cut elsewhere backstage where REFEREE NERDREGARD, the Nasty Boyds manager, watched this on a massive 72 inch TV. REFREE NERDREGARD The Midnight Foxes tag team number one contenders? Over my Nasty Boyds? Oh no! Not on my watch! I’m the star of the show! Not them! I am! Number one contenders?!! We'll see about THAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 There’s a unique scene on the arena floor: the splashy logos and LED videos have been replaced by a classy gold and blue color scheme. We see OAOAST HALL OF FAME logo written in silver letters upon the various video screens. And standing at the podium is none other than… RENEE YOUNG RENEE Uh, hi, everybody. This is…um…shockingly…a OAOAST Hall of Fame induction. “WHOO YEAH! HALL OF FAME! FUCK YEAH!” Shouts a 55 year old balding man who’s the type to have cheered PRL’s title win at full volume and not ashamed to admit it. RENEE Well, we usually do these around Anglemania. But Toni Patrica has approved the induction tonight of…I don’t know who. “WHOO! YEAH! FUCK YEAH MYSTERY! WHO KILLED MISTER BRUNS??” The 55 year old shouts and really gets on Renee’s nerves! RENE And to be quite honest, usually, someone is supposed to induct the Hall of Famer into the Hall. Like, Dan Black inducted Tony Brannigan, and vice versa, Christian Wright inducted Teddy Buckworth…. Renee lets out a loud sigh. RENEE From what I’ve been told the new Hall of Famer doesn’t want someone inducting them. So to change the whole way we do things….But it’s fine by Toni Patrica, so everything should work out. Well, then, I guess we can meet this SPECIAL INDUCTEE INTO THE PRESTEGIOUS OAOAST HALL OF FAME! Sex, the way you move it make me wanna Sex, question is are we gonna Sex, we ain't kids... Sex, I know we just met but listen Sex, the way you move it make me wanna Sex, question is are we gonna Sex, we ain't kids... Sex, no disrespect but I need your sex Face down, ass up, that's the way I shake my butt RENEE Annagret?! ANNAGRET Ugh, Renee Young. Not everything that’s blond is gold so so me a favor? Get lost. RENEE But, how did- ANNAGRET Pretty sure there’s some boxcar hobo who needs you to bone them since that’s your type and all. Renee is so offended by the words that she stomps off in disgust. ANNAGRET Ugh! What is HER problem? Whatevs. For a “journalist” she’s pretty dumb. Big mystery about this Hall of Fame Induction? Who else could it be? Like really? Who else could it be, you Canadian dork! Like Toni Patrica is really gonna have a special Hall of Fame induction for one person and that person is someone like Molly Nerdly, or Megan Skye or whoever. PUH-LEAZE! Chants rise from the Hall of Famer purists in the crowd, “THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT!” ALIX For real for real, If Annagret is getting into the Hall of Fame before Jivin JR and Derek The Fish I want a riot! ANNAGRET After soooooo long dealing with Josie and Sophie and Alfdogg and all those lamewads along comes Toni Patrica, who finally recognizes what anyone with half a brain cell knows: that I am THE BEST! Like, literal goddess here! Hello! “WE WANT CINNAMON! WE WANT CINNAMON! WE WANT CINNAMON!” Now, THAT annoys a redfaced Annagret! But this is her night and she composes herself. ANNAGRET Just think back to when I came down from Asgard and made my debut. You saw my long, tan legs and my sexed up holy body and all eyes were on me and off frumpy nobodies like Esther or Alix. ALIX She means Alix with an E. Not me. We cool. RENEE There was no Alix with an E. ANNAGRET My flawless Caucasian skin, impeccable style, and of course, this incredible fuckable body – it's a winning combination that's impossible to beat. And it never gets beat in or out of the ring. ALIX Annagret is a former OAOAST Hotties champ, Lethal Bang winner, and tag champ with sister Cinnamon. ANNAGRET Did I ever lose to Sugar Belle? Uh, no. Did Judge Dudd ever hold a candle to me? Yeah, no, she didn’t, thanks for playing. RENEE I’m back, guys. And I haven’t heard Annagret thank her sister once. ALIX That’s a darn shame, folks! Izzy always thanks me. After I give her a ride to mom’s brothel, after I pull over and finger fuck her, after I suck off the cops so we don’t get arrested for public lewdness. ANNAGRET And now these new bitches? Ugh, GIVE.ME.A.BREAK! Like Annie Idol is supposed to measure up to these legs that go on for days and my flawless Asgardian figure? It’s not arrogance for me to think I’m better than these skeezebags. It’s the honest to goddess truth! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” ANNAGRET So I hear your earth is like dying and whatever. And I don’t really care, but to help your climate out I’m gonna tell Toni she can skip making me a plaque. Who needs plaques when you’ve got a body like this? RENEE I don’t know how making a plaque hurts the environment. ALIX Krista won a few Cable Ace Awards and tossed them down the sewer in 2004. ANNAGRET There is one group of people I sooooo have to thank. When I came down from Asgard they rose to attention and have stayed up! I could feel the heat radiating off their cocks. I’m talking about all you hot white boys. J/K, I’m soooooo talking about all my negro daddies, my black bulls, the black boys with their big monkey cocks! RENEE I wish she wouldn’t use terms like that. ALIX Krista sez you can get black dudes to fuck you harder when you insult them. ANNAGRET So, like, before I strolled into the OAOAST all my hung and horny apes had to settle for solid 7’s like fatso Jade, and stringbean Holly. RENEE Those are solid 10’s! ANNAGRET I knew my sweet ass in this bikini would win your hearts, darkies! I love you all, black men! You make my pussy so wet! And I know you all love me too! Several black guys in attendance nod in appreciation for this HOF white bitch. ANNAGRET When they saw me walking the hung monkeys' jaws dropped as they realized they found the ultimate goddess of sizzle. I know for a fact that when all those hot and horny nigger kids saw me they wished they could ditch their V card at my front door! We pan over to a few young black males who look like they should be in bed at this hour, not listening to this filth! ANNAGRET I saw some little monkey kid just outside the Toy Box, and I could just tell he was rocked up. Sooooo I flashed him a lil panty shot! I'm all yours, little monkey! I’m aaaaalll yours! RENEE She’s disgusting! ANNAGRET Gawd I fucking love them! They’re all primal and carnal. Do you think a black guy uses a intimacy coach? ALIX Intimacy coach? Izzy and I would never go for that. We’re N’Sync like Lance Bass in Timberlake’s ass. RENEE I can’t believe you just said that. ANNAGRET The best thing about fucking these monkeys is they don't care about feelings or emotions. They just care about fucking a totally hot white chick. Like me! And that's like the best thing in the world. ALIX I felt that. ANNAGRET I've been so loving watching my big dicked primates raping white women. It is SOOOO hawt to see a nigger's huge black dick raping a helpless, white woman. OMG, and then they fuck her so hard and deep that she's screaming and crying for him to stop. RENEE Judging by the quartley hour ratings that’s a preference shared by many. ANNAGRET Niggers can't control themselves so when a black dude gets around a pretty white girl he has like zero impulsive control so they’ll just like totally rape that white girl. It’s so fucking AY-MAY-ZING! RENEE I doubt this speech was Toni Patrica approved. On second thought I bet it was. A 27 year old black man in the audience shouts, "Yo, bitch, you let black men fuck you up the ass?" ANNAGRET Uh, obvi! Soooo look the tighter a white girl's ass is, the more fun it is for the nigger because it means the ape can rape and fuck her and make her cry and scream as he fucks her ass raw. The teenage black boys, who tried not to be noticed, are surely noticed now as they can’t help but stroke their highschool dicks. A 34 year old balding black man raises his hand and asks, "Yo, bitch, did you ever take two black dicks up your ass at once?" ANNAGRET That is such a good question! Thank you! So you remember Felix Strutter? Maybe? Kinda? RENEE Along with Reject, Felix was one of the men who helped Pike get into the business. ANNAGRET So there’s Felix living in this total shit house in like East LA, which is super sketchy. Bu whatevs, right? He was black and hard and had this other nice looking black guy with him. They were father and son! I guess everyone does the incest thing in the OAOAST so I joined in the fun! I called them dirty fucking monkeys after they spit on me! Like if they were white, O-M-G they would die. Literally. By my hands! So this where it gets crazy, Felix’s daughter and his mother were in the next room. And the whole time this majorly annoying daughter kept asking him and her big brother to hurry up and come watch TV with them. Like, shut up kid no one wants to sit through Madea Goes to the OBGYN, thanks. ALIX You can find that movie on Tubi starting October 5th. ANNAGRET And then Felix cumming like crazy up my white ass. His daughter was right outside and didn't have any idea her daddy was filling a white girl's ass with his black seed. Kids are soooooo stupid! GAWD! RENEE I guess one of Odin’s other kids will have to carry on the family line. ANNAGRET Like, Ugh. The little brat kept whining so I said "Shut the fuck up. Your dad and brother have their fucking 9 inch nigger dicks up my asshole and we're having fucking juggle anal sex, bitch! So go back in your room and suck your thumb like the little bitch you are." RENEE This is awful! The whole Hall of Fame should be shut down. ALIX Not until Derek The Fish gets in. Well, the black men in the audience don’t seem to mind. One of the HS black boys is staring very intensely at Annagret. Meanwhile two Fluffers are staring at his giant bulge and whispering about his dick size. ANNAGRET Like, for real for real, I didn’t really give a shit if the little slut knew her daddy and big brother were fucking a white bitch. Because it would just give me the satisfaction of knowing I made a whole family of niggers' perverted, horny fantasies come true, all at the same time. RENEE This woman has no morals! ALIX She’s more like a devil than a goddess. And not the Lil Nicky type of devil either, no way! RENEE That was a funny movie. ANNAGRET His dumbass daughter would ask "Daddy, what's she screaming?" Ugh, seriously! Go play in Traffic, brat. So I'd answer "Ohhhh you dumb little black slut, I'm screaming how much your daddy's 9 inch nigger dick is the nicest 9 incher to fill me this week.” That shut her up. I SO did not sign up for a plus 1 to this threesome, thank you! The audience is hard all around, but the camera focuses on the black men. Some have Fluffers jerking them off, while others stroke themselves. The nerdiest looking the HS boys can’t hide his dong anymore as it rips through his pants, much to the Fluffers glee. With 11 inches of dark pole sticking from a skinny, nerdy body, Annagret takes note. ANNAGRET Hmm, you look a little young to be here, boytoy. Just how old are you? The boy takes a while to answer leading Annagret to giggle at his shyness. BOY Seventeen. ANNAGRET You got a name, cutie? BOY Andre. ANNAGRET Seventeen, Andre. huh? You are waaaaay waaaay too young to be here. Um, dude, don’t you know we have rules? Well, I don’t because I’m awesome. But you do. You crashed my Hall of Fame induction. How rude, Andre! The boy gulps nervously. It’s not lost on anyone that he’s still hard ANNAGRET I feel like a tiger in front of a full course meal! Kay, Kay, lil boy, you’re gonna answer some questions. My Hall of Fame party, my rules, Andre. The 17 year old nods, his had involuntarily stroking his dick. “Lil man wants to beat off in front of you!” A 47 year old 6’6 black man in a vintage PAINBOW Knicks jersey joked. ANNAGRET Oh yeah? Is he right, boytoy? Still hard, but still nervous Andre shakes his head. ANNAGRET Puh-leaze, you shouldn’t lie to the goddess. Are you ashamed of that schlong, little boy? It’s not ashamed of itself, I mean wow, it’s just tore a hole in your pants, dude! Can we say 12 inches? You’re almost as big as Warthog and more than a foot shorter! “Yo, lil bro you gonna pipe that broad?” A 23 year old black male with long blue dreadlocks asked. ANNAGRET Gawds, it’s so thick! Where did you get this massive nigger dick? The boy mumbles untelligbly ANNAHGRET Are you a perverted, nasty, dumb horny little black monkey boy like all my other fans? ANDRE Well, my mommy says I am… ANNAGRET Mom knows best, not my mom she’s a tightass. Why is your mommy calling you such bad names? Did she catch you masturbating to me? Uh-huh, she totally did! Hahaha! What you beating it off to? The other black men in the audience laugh. And for some reason a scrawny 19 year old in a Slaughterhouse sweatshirt brags over Warthogs penis size. He might be retarded! ANDRE A bikini poster in the RIW magazine. And then she found your bra and panties poster and it was…sticky ANNAGRET Oh-em-gee how adorable! That's like the cutest, most perverted and nasty thing I've ever heard in my fucking life! The elder black men laughed, and the men of other races waited to see if Annagret might jump his bones. ANNAGRET Like seriously, how the fuck can you have such a massive, black 11 inch nigger dick, and you're only 17 years old! Does your mommy know you have such a massive beast down there? ANDRE Um… ANNAGRET So what’s she look like anyway? Is she big and fat? ANDRE Ummm she has light skin like Mariah Carey and uhhh....big boobs like Mariah Carey, but my mom's hair is brown, and she has a....tight butt.... ANNAGRET That's so fucking great that your mommy is so hot. I bet you though you'd lose your virginity to her. The boy’s dick leaks loads of precum! Loads! RENEE Annagret can’t keep teasing this kid. He needs to be escorted out The Toy Box. ALIX Not with a pecker that huge, Renee! Sign him to a contract, Lisa Ann, on the double. ANNAGRET Hahahahhha, you can’t control yourself! You are so cute! ALIX Get him on the ReX plan and we got a winner, folks! RENEE Well, he does have a huge…hey what am I saying?! Annagret starts to jack off the scared teen. He blushes and moans. Annagret licks her lips and stares at the thick nigger dick leaking copious amounts of precum. While the black men are all focused on Annagret, the Fluffers attend to the men of other races ANNAGRET Don’t be scared of me, baby. I know you jerk off to my videos, and you fantasize about losing your virginity to me. . Annagret gets down on her knees a famillar position for all our Hotties. The blond skank sticks her tongue out and starts licking the thick, veiny head of the teen's cock. The precum tastes fantastic. It's like nectar to her. Our leggy snobbish racist whore starts jerking off the thick, fat, veiny black nigger dick, her fingers wrap around the shaft as the precum leaks on her face. Her mouth is full of his 12 inch nigger dick. Annagret pulls his nigger dick out of her mouth and says… ANNAGET Where does your Mariah Carey looking mom think you are right now? Does she think her little nigger stud son is playing video games with his friends?" ANDRE Yes, ma’am, she…uh…she.. she thinks I'm at a friend's house. “Sneaky mu’fucka!” A middle aged blood gangster laughs. Annagret sucks and jerks off lucky Andre’s thick, 12 inch fat, nigger dick harder as it leaks even more copious amounts of his amazingr jizz. What a lucky bastard! ANNAGRET Does my little virgin watch his mommy get undressed? Tell me the truth, baby. ANDRE I’ve uh watched her a few times in the shower. It’s glass so uh I can see through it. ALIX It is most excellent that god invented moms. ANDRE But last time she spotted me but she had a dildo in her uhh vagina and she tried to hide. Annagret starts pumping and jerking off his thick, fat, nigger dick faster and faster and stares him in the eyes and commands him, ANNAGRET Why is mommy using a vibrator, little nigger stud? ANDRE It’s big and black like me..me..me ANNAGRET So mommy was pretending the vibrator was your fat, nigger 11 inch dick and she was pretending to be raped by her little black monkey son's dick! Am I right, nigger boy? ANDRE …..Yes ANNAGRET Hey, little virgin, are mommy's eyes closed right now as she's using her vibrator up her nasty pussy while watching me suck her little 17 year old, stud's fat cock on TV? “He got a freaky family!”The tall black man shouted. Annagret takes his young 17 year old nigger balls and starts fondling them as she strokes his 12 inch thick, nigger dick. She can tell the nigger stud is close to orgasming. But the fun is far from over, folks! ANNAGRET Little virgin, are mommy's eyes rolling into her head while heart is calling out for her son's cock? BOY Ohhh yeaaaahhh Annagret puts his young black cock back into her mouth and starts sucking it off and jerking it hard and fast. Like a true BBC pro Annagret puts her mouth all the way down to the base of his 11 inch nigger dick's thick, nigger shaft! We can scarcley believe what we see! ANNAGRET Soooooo what did slutty mommy say when she found all those magazines and posters of me in your room with your dried cummy wummy all over them? Did she tell you it's normal for 17 year old perverted niggers to jerk off to pictures of Anna-gret? ANDRE She uh, yeahhh, she asked why the magazines and posters were so uh crusty and sticky Annagret smiles up at the 17 year old nigger stud. Andre looks down at her smiling, her hands jerking off his 11 inch massive, black nigger dick and has to fight not unleash a geysey of jizzum! ANNAGRET I bet mommy got sooooo mad! ANDRE Ummm yes. Mommy was really mad. ANNAGRET Ugh! So rude! It's totally normal for a 17 year old dirty little black, perverted monkey to cum all over my magazines and posters, huh? Mommy isn't that mad, is she? Annagret strokes this lucky black kid faster, harder as she joyfully fondles his nigger balls. Her tongue is licking the tip of his black, 11 inch dick. And this boy is in heaven! Andre’s knob is twitching in her hand as precum shoots out of the tip. ANDRE She made me tell her the truth about what I did…I didn’t have a choice! His dick is so thick, long, and hard. It's making the most beautiful, lewd and wet sounds! It feels like a gorumet 5 star dish on her tongue. His balls are full of hot, thick, nigger jizz and precum and she HAS TO GET IT! ANNAGRET Aww so sad! What did mommy do when she got the truth out of you? BOY Ohhhh yeaaaaah, mommy got real upsetand I couldn't have any posters or magazines of Annagret anymore." ALIX Oh,I got a story! I do! Once the CPS woman came to our house and wanted to know why there was hole in the wall of my room and crusty socks on the other side. ANNAGRET Did mommy realize all those posters and crusty and sticky magazines of me that you were cumming all over were because you were so desperate to fuck a real life Annagret? Annagret keeps sucking, licking, stroking, fondling and caressing the 17 year old black nigger dick harder, harder, and harder! Thank Odin for being a shitty parent! BOY I'd try and hide behind my computer and desk and pretend to be doing my homework when mommy walked in, and then I would sneak into my room, and uhhh you know… ALIX Melody Nerdly just tweeted “this guy has the resiliency skill on all his create a wrestlers in OAOAST2k.” RENEE I don’t know what that means or why that is a joke at all. ALIX I’m just reading the tweets, partner. ANNAGRET Mmm, tell me more how I make mommy mad, Monkey Boy. BOY One time at night I thought she went out with a friend, so my door being open was no problem so I started humping your 2018 swimsuit calendar. But right as I blew my load- “I’M SO SORRY I’M LATE! REALLY, REALLY, REALLY!” ANNAGRET No…No….No. No way. NO! CINNAMON SPOONS, Annagret’s doting big sister rushes onto the stage! She’s adorned in a silver and gold sequined evening dress that is covered in some sort of brown substance. CINNAMON Jeez, I’m so sorry big sissy! Annagret holds the boy’s still hard dick in her hand yet now twists her face into a scowl. ANNAGRET What.Are.You.DOING?! CINNAMON Your Hall of Fame induction? Let’s do it! Yes! I put my heaart into being your big sister! That's my creed as a Valkyrie, and my promise to you! ANNAGRET I want you…to…get…out- CINNAMON You know I’ve always been such a klutz, and yeah I shouldn’t have fed ChubCub those cinnabuns before I came here, but they were so gooooood. And I didn’t have time to change my dress but Snot said I didn’t smell THAT bad and Slime even licked me! ANNAGRET Oh.Em.GEEEEEEEEE! CINNAMON Here in the Toy Box at your Hall of Fame induction, I feel like I’m in Valhalla! I love you, little sister! ANNAGRET You do? Really? You really feel that way? Do you? Really? Now Annagret rises, the black virgin forgotten, her malice trained on her elder sister. CINNAMON Well yeah? We’re sissies! ANNAGRET We are aren’t we? CINNAMON Yeah! ANNAGRET Me the goddess and you the Valkyrie, bound to each other for eternity. CINNAMON Awesome stuff that is Reeking of Awesomenes! ANNAGRET Well, since we’ve got an eternity to go I just want you to know that I absolutely, positively, totally, WISH YOU HAD NEVER BEEN BORN! CROWD CINNAMON See, everybody, that’s my little…wait, you just said… ANNAGRET I’m not planning on repeating myself, LORD OF THE DORKS! You can’t stop Pig Barf Bazil from getting in my way, you can’t stop Pig Barf Bazil from turning a bunch of sexy black dudes into a farmer’s market, you can’t stop Hag-A-Saurus Rex Krista from just being around and shitting on my vibe, you can’t win a gangbang contest tailor made for a dork like you, but you did ruin my Hall of Fame induction, just like you ruined my life….which by the way YOU BETTER STAY THE F’ OUT OF! BITCH! CROWD Annagret offers no further room for debate as she spins on a dime and exits. Poor Cinnamon can only look around with tear stained eyes. BLACK BOY Hi. RENEE I know Cinnamon is a little off. But she didn’t deserve that. No one does. ALIX I dunno what Snot is talking about. She smells like crap! Close it down, close it down, shows over, this joint stinks....and I gotta get to the weed store before close! Deuces! FADE OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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