Chanel #99 Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 We open backstage where a high steppin, cool struttin, WIN GRIFFEY JR is scene wearing a cheetah print suit, at his side in a velour lime green track suit is MISTER STEAL YO PUSH MSYP You know you the man, Win! You got the money, you got the girl, what else you need? WIN If I had a dime for every time I fucked a chick bellow a nine I’d have….zero dimes!!! MSYP Ha! The laughing pair are less than pleased to receive JOSH MATTHEWS MATTHEWS Win Griffey JR, I’d like to ask you a question, please. WIN You wanna talk to me? You wanna talk to me? Lemme spell it out for you, bozo, you are a r-e-retard! WIN You killing em, Win! The pair keep walking, but Matthews keeps following! MATTHEWS Win, what about your match tonight with Blaine Cayley? MSYP Hey, you must be slow, poindexter. Blaine and Tanner have their Anderson Cup match tonight against Conan and Money Marc. MATTHEWS Blaine said he’d pull double duty. WIN Oh is that what he said, huh? Is that what he said? His sister can pull my double nuts, because I got a little something for him. Come on, Push. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PORN AND SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS TMW! Inside the Toy Box, the bloodthirsty pussy loving Deviants are ready for the party... "T-M-DUB! T-M-DUB! T-M-DUB!" RENEE We are live in The Toy Box, R&R, Reject and Renee, to kick off the return of the Anderson Cup!!!! TONIGHT....THE DEADLY GAME RETURNS....THE 2023 ANDERSON CUP!!!! BLACK T BRACKET Coco Chanel & Money Marc -Vs- Blaine Cayley and Tanner Neptune GPX BRACKET Union Jets -Vs- Same Ol Shits REJECT I keep saying it, Sammi Cayley makes men act like morons. Blaine’s gonna fight twice and risk his Anderson Cup match? If Tanner wasn’t such a sap, he’d slug him. Once we start a riot we can't keep quiet (quiet)We want all the smoke, fuck the peace signs (signs)All gas, no brakes, we just gon' keep slidin' (slidin'), ayyGlock cook a nigga, he get deep-friedSnakes in the grass, watch out for rats and all the felineI cut everybody off, keep hittin' declineI swear these painkillers got me on the deep vibeMiss the old days, got me wishin' I could rewind RENEE That’s our new tag team champions! REJECT Wes Singleton and Ignatius Maddix took advantage of Holt’s stalker being incompetent and now the Insiders have the belts. WES Where the hoes at?! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” WES This business has been around a long damn time. And we always got guys who think they’re tough saying just bring it. Couple months back we had two guys who put on some camo, gave themselves some military titles and said just bring it. And me and the big man, brought nearly five hundred combined pounds to a tag title match and the camo boys bought a chick who needs a restraining order slapped on. You see who won. “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” REJECT I think Holt and Hog are due an immediate rematch. IGNATIUS Now, I love the hoes as much anyone. But there’s a time for fucking and there’s a time for getting fucked up. Holt, your woman thought it was one hour, but me and Wicked Wes told you it was the other. REJECT These two love rubbing it in. IGNATIUS Me and Wes don’t lose a lot of matches, so if Holt and Hog want a rematch, the clock is ticking. But we don’t fight for free, so let’s make a match for Anglemania 21, that ought to give Holt enough time to sort out his woman problems. Or not. WOMAN That’s enough of that talk! RENEE Who…that’s Holt’s….I don’t what she is. IGNATIUS (Singing) There she is Miss Psychotica!!! WOMAN I am not psychotic, and you are not TMW tag team champions! WES Go ahead and keep feasting your eyes on the two dudes you really want. I think’ll you’ll notice the belts eventually, babe. WOMAN I want nothing to do with you! And my name isn’t babe. My name is Kelly Applegate, patriot, flag bearer and upstanding citizen! I was in highschool ROTC! IGNATIUS I banged the cheerleading coach and the girls volleyball coach. WOMAN So what? IGNATIUS We’re not just sharing old highschool stories? My bad. WOMAN And I am here to tell you one thing and one thing only, Sergeant Lyle Holt, American Hero, is going to…he’s going to….he’s going to….BEAT YOU UP!!!!!! WES KELLY Do you find something funny? IGNATIUS Nah, nah, when I was in highschool even the down syndrome kid had a date for prom. So you make your date with Holt, Kellz, and we’ll keep our date at Anglemania 22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 We’re taken backstage into Lisa Ann’s office, where footage from TMW Slammed plays. On screen, we see FABIAN NYSTROM getting into an argument with a front row based, PIERCE DUNCAN, and then Fabian being attacked by ABDULLAH ABIR NERDLY and DAS WRESTLING MACHINE during his match with THE INTRUDER. Watching this are, Lisa Ann, Fabia Nystrom, and Queen Esther. QUEEN ESTHER Such horror! How could this happen? Holy men attacking my golden god? Please allow me to make you feel better! Esther drops to her knees and hurriedly begins undoing Fabian’s zipper. LISA ANN She’s going to do that here? FABIAN Like you haven’t seen anything like this before. Queen Esther put the skills the Duncan girls taught to good use, hungrily engulfing Fabian’s meaty rod into her warm mouth… LISA ANN Maybe she’ll calm you down. More like work him up! Electric pleasure courses through the vampire as the once prudish woman devolves into a filthy whore! FABIAN Calm down? I beat Marty Fox, and I would have beat The Intruder right after that if it wasn’t for Abdullah Abir Nerdly and Das Wrestling Machine! QUEEN ESTHER My golden god, please use my face as an outlet for your anger! LISA ANN You should listen to her. Most men would surrender themselves to the ministrations of orally fixated busty redhead. But, Fabian feels only more fired up and more powerful with a whore at his service. FABIAN You don’t tell me what to do. I tell you what to do. I want all three of Abdullah and Reginhardt, and White Lothar and the ring. LISA ANN DWM has the Anderson Cup to think abou. Just let Esther calm you down. Lost in worship for her golden god, Esther doesn’t notice the growing heat in his normally cold body. No not the heat of passion, but the heat of anger. LISA ANN Besdies…..Pierce Duncan wants a match with you at Anglemania 21. FABIAN I don’t give a damn what that obnoxious son of a bitch thinks! LISA ANN You might want to because I made the match. CASSIDY (OS) Ok, what is wrong with this place. Heads (not Fabian’s lower head) turn to see Cassidy Maguire, arms folded across modest chest. QUEEN ESTHER Ah, Cassidy Maguire! Greetings and salutations! Would you care to join me? CASSIDY Yeah, no. Lisa Ann, if you wanted a blond for the scene you should have offered Jade a cheesesteak and some chilli fries. LISA ANN I needed to see you because there is someone who wants to meet with you and The Intruder tonight in the ring, in the mainevent. CASSIDY I’m a busy woman. Not on my knees busy like you two whores. But legitamtley busy. LISA ANN I think you’ll find this worth your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 Elsewhere backstage we see…. BREA BREA, walking the hallways, dressed a bit more conservatively than the typical Hottie with her green cargo pants and South African flag top. But that doesn’t stop THE SAME OL SHITS, leaning against the wall, from calling her out. WAKEFIELD Hey there, Brea Brea, you came to us wrestle in the Anderson Cup next? BREA BREA You two are in the Anderson Cup? Are you playing a rib on me? HORSE Ya hear that Wakefield? She’s the third woman who didn’t know we were in the damn Anderson Cup! The hell are we doing wrong? Don’t they know how sexy we are?! WAKEFIELD It ain’t us, it’s Lisa Ann, she don’t think we’re pretty enough to market. HORSE I’m plenty pretty. BREA BREA (looking at Horse’s fat stomach) No comment. WAKEFIELD You know, Bedrock has the right idea, you ain’t gotta be pretty to be on top, you just gotta be tough as balls. HORSE Let’s go show them Union Jerks our balls! BREA BREA On that note, I’m going to leave. Brea Brea walks to her destination, and not a moment to soon because… BLAINE CAYELY And SAMMI CAYLEY Are in an argument! SAMMI I didn’t ask you to fight Win for me! BLAINE You didn’t leave much of a choice, now did you? SAMMI What does that mean? BLAINE Well, it may mean you fucked the dope, now might it? SAMMI Win and I had a deal that you would not harm him, and Bedrock would not harm Tanner before their Slammed match. BLAINE I wonder if it might have been a good idea for you to tell your temperamental, violence prone brother who he can and can’t hurt? SAMMI How can I tell you when you’re always talking to- BREA BREA Guys! Sammi flashes a scowl at Brea but QUICKLY tucks it away. SAMMI Now is NOT the best of times, Brea. BLAINE With you Samantha I’m starting to believe never may be the best of times. SAMMI How dare you?! BREA BREA Guys! Cool it! I know wrestling two times in one night isn’t ideal, but it’s not like it hasn’t been done before. And Win isn’t exactly Fabian or Painbow. And the Anderson Cup match isn’t until the end of the show. Blaine’s match is next. And, finally, I’m sure Tanner can handle most of the Anderson Cup fight. SAMMI He shouldn’t have to. Sammi storms to the door, looks over her shoulder and says… SAMMI He shoudn’t have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 ***Blaine Cayley Vs Win Griffey Jr*** Win entered to “Still Fly” by Big Tymers WHAT'S UP, FRESH? IT'S OUR TURN, BABY!!!! via GIPHY REJECT I know Sammi is hot, but every man she attracts becomes a fucking moron. Win fucks her and lines up to fight a multi time world champ, Anglemania maineventER, who’s her twin brother, who’s also fucking her, and who is still fighting the match despite having an Anderson Cup match tonight. Blaine entered to “Blood Brother” by Zed’s Dead Years go, limit some once fast Swallowing the past Making something last I've seen you at your lowest of low Watching your demons grow Struggle you won't show Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me via GIPHY RENEE I think it’s sweet of Blaine to fight for Sammi. So many of our girls our preyed upon it’s about time someone stood up for one of them! Referee Rikishi called for the bell… BLAINE Oh, this is going to be good. That was enough for Win to hide behind Rikishi, and cower in fear. RENEE That was his plan? REJECT It’s a lot of man to hide behind. Blaine simply sneered and hung back against the turnbuckle posts. This led to a restless crowd, but a Win who grew brave. So brave who went around Rikishi and leapt at Blaine for a bodysplash. Bad idea. Blaine shot him out the air with Cruel Intentions I BLAINE Are you not entertained?! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” No pin yet, as Blaine borrowed from Ignatius book and hit the Snake Eyes on poor Win. The Stockton, Cali native sagged to the mat, already blownout in the first quarter. RENEE Marty Fox set the record for fastest win in the OAOAST with a win over Burlington Pemborkshire a few shows back. This might be the record for the most brutal match. REJECT I’d rather go back into the Heartland Chamber of Hell than fight Blaine right now. And for good reason! The Welshman twisted Win into the dreaded Liontamer. BUT, Blaine kept Win under the ropes which meant Blaine had to break the hold on five and Win couldn’t tap out. BLAINE Hmmm? Too devious of me? Blaine released Win, who’s wailing and grimaced face did not fit his first name. RENEE Well, we know Bedrock isn’t at the Toy Box tonight. REJECT Why not? Where the hell does Bedrock of all people have to be?! What prior commitments does a caveman, a fucking caveman make? RENEE Men treat women really bad around here, you included! Blained dragged Win off the mat by his goofy hair and shot him into the ropes. Somehow, Win came back with a spinning head scissors that launched the gorgeous blond hunk across the ring. Win scurried atop Blaine and rained rapid fire punches upon the beloved baby face. REJECT We’re not seeing an upset we’re seeing a predator getting angry. Blaine merely shoved Win off him, leading Win to go wide eyed in shock and worried. BLAINE Oh that look. Good time to take off? Good time to take off! Win tried to get out the ring, but Blaine caught him by the seat of his prison outfit. BLAINE I must admit, I’ve had stinkers of matches before, feuding with Slaughterhosue will do that to your resume, but Win give me something? Anything? Win just wanted to get the hell back to Stockton and threw a big elbow that was of course easily converted to a blue thunder bomb by The Lion. RENEE Win does have the size advantage. But…. REJECT He has the disadvantage everywhere else. Blaine ran to the ropes, springing off to hit the famous Welsh Press! Not just hit, but hit it in such a manner that it causes blood to gush from Win’s nose! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” REJECT We ain’t those pussy PG feds, we keep fighting when the blood flows! WIN Ah, fuck! Enough! RIKISHI You quitting, Griffey? BLAINE He can’t quit, I’ve yet to take my pound of flesh. And thus Blaine simply walks across Win’s ailing, crimson stained nose. WIN AH! FUCK YOU, BRITISH FUCKBAG! BLAINE I’d be a touch nicer if I were in your shoes. Win crawled, my did he crawl to the edge of the ring. Anything to escape the king of the jungle. But Blaine merely laughed and pulled him back, before deadlifting him into a german (Welsh) suplex that launch Win across the ring! The lethal move folded Win up and left him nearly sobbing. BLAINE Wherever are my manners? Since, I am the face of this brand, you are technically a guest in my ring. A guest must be offered something to drink. RENEE What does he mean? Blaine exited the ring, to the confusion of the blood thirsty deviants. The blond hunk went beneath the ring for a quick second, providing much joy to the Deviants when he emerged with a BEER BOTTLE. RENEE Hey! He’s raiding Krista’s liquor stash! REJECT …..Actually, Renne, that’s mine. I keep my beer under there. RENEE Have you no shame? Blaine returned to the ring, the simple bottle making him look as fierce as a gladiator in the days of Rome! RIKISHI Yo, man, you can’t hit Griffey with a bottle! BLAINE You hit Austin with a car. RIKSIHI For my cousin, man. BLAINE And this is for my sister. No further discussion. No warnings. No words. Just the horrific sound of a bottle being bashed over a man’s head followed by the eruption of the most savage wrestling fans on the planet. “TMW! TMW! TMW!” RENEE Oh my god, look at Win’s head! Better yet, don’t. It barely resembles a head, the blond soaked red, the tanned skin marred by a considerable gash, the eyes vacant. DING DING DING Winner by DQ: Win Griffey Jr, via pinfall BLAINE Oh that look! Give me more, Win! Blaine mounted Win! A horrible act that led to the Lion slashing his claws across a soon blood stained face! REJECT Yup, I’d rather be in the Heartland Chamber of Hell than in the ring with Cayley! The Road Agents arrived to aid Rikishi’s efforts to halt Blaine’s assault. Alas they aren’t the most intimidating of agents with Sloppy Joe arriving with taco meat in his beard, and Snot’s nose running. But it was enough to break The Lion away from his meal. RENEE Has anyone ever looked as devastated and destroyed as Win Griffey JR does now? REJECT Not in the OAOAST. But Toni Patrica promised Sex and Violence. Win gave us sex and damn did Blaine Cayley give us violence. THE LOVE DOCTORS hurry to ringside, their need urgent. Luckily, Blaine steps aside with a smirk to let them to do what they paid 300K in tuition to do. RENEE We need a break. Desperately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2023 For this commercial, we’re at the OAOAST REACTOR, where several of our buff black daddies, LUTHER MANDELLA, UNDIE BROWN, PAINBOW, BOOKER X are working out shirtless. But never mind their shirtless bodies, these dark hunks are all sporting hard on’s at the full mast! Why so many thick negro poles? Because all these brotha’s are focused on what any good brotha should be focused on… The thick white HOTTIE working on her glute routine in the middle of the gym…. MAYA DUNCAN BLANCHARD MAYA Hey, team….squad….gang? Mom said I should call you something to claim some kind of ownership over your minds? Whatevs, I’m Maya Duncan-Blanchard, Hard on Hoes Champion, face, tits and ass of Raw Is Whore and I wanna tell everyone that I am TMW’s NUMBER ONE FAN!! Why, you ask? CLOSE UP OF BOOKER’S ERECTION! CLOSE UP OF LUTHER’S ERECTION! CLOSE UP OFUNDIE’S ERECTION! CLOSE UP OF PAINBOW’S ERECTION! MAYA And if you wanna see me and TMW’s number two, number three, number four, number etc fans AKA all the other not quite as cute as me Hotties embrace those hard, thick, beautiful black dicks like our pussies were made for it then you know we’re to keep the channel Channel? That word sounds familiar. Like VHS, or compact disc, or condom. Anyway, you know where to wank it. And mom says nuts busted after spending 50 smack-a-roos or more at OAOASTShop.com feel ten percent better! PAINBOW Yo, shut the fuck up and start sucking these dicks, fucking cracker bitch. MAYA Gotta go! Spend lots of money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 Back from break, we’re in the parking garage where it’s CHAOS, as The Love Doctors are hurrying a stretcher bound, blood soaked Win Griffey JR to an AMBULANCE. At their side are LISA ANN and MISTER STEAL YO PUSH!! WIN Ahhhh fuck, I’m dying! I’m DYING! MSYP Get him into the got damn ambulance! LISA AN They’re trying, Push! Just stay back! WIN Fuck, I can’t see! I can’t see! MSYP Blaine took my man’s eyeball? DOCTOR ANDERSON We don’t know. We’re hoping it can be saved. The Love Doctors partner with the trainers to load Win into the ambulance MSYP Camera man, get in there with him! Chronicle my man’s rise from the ashes! CAMERA MAN (os) Should I? LISA ANN Just…do whatever makes them happy. The view is shaky as the cameraman climbs into the ambulance with Win. Strangler there are NO EMTs. WIN Yo, you gonna get me to the fucking hospital or what? Silence. WIN Well, jack off? The camera pans up to see a grinning…. BLAINE CAYLEY!!!! BLAINE I thought we might take a detour first, sweet Win. WINHELP! HELP! HELP! PUSH, HELP ME! BEDROCK, HELP! BLAINE Oh that look! Bwhahhhhhhhahaahah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 RENEE Guys, Lisa Ann is on the phone with the police, frantically trying to track down Blaine and Win. But…. REJECT The popo are gonna need the cadaver dogs! LILLIAN Ladies and DEVIANTS, it is time for the return of the ANDERSON CUP!!! VIDEO PACKAGE TIME The following song plays.... NO CHEERLEADERS LISA ANN (OS) The Anderson Cup returns in 2022 as an eight team single elimination tournament NO TELEVISION TIMEOUTS LISA ANN (OS) We will have an Anderson Cup winner for the first time in five years NO MARCHING BAND LISA ANN At Anglemania 21 we will crow new Anderson Cup champions NO SPORTSMANSHIP BLACK T BRACKET Coco Chanel & Money Marc -Vs- Blaine Cayley and Tanner Neptune BLK (Booker X & Martin Garvey) -Vs- DWM GPX BRACKET Southern Smoke -Vs- Big Hairy Nutt Saks Union Jets -Vs- Same Ol Shits NO RULES NO HOPE NO MERCY THE ANDERSON CUP 2023 LILLIAN The following is our opening match and it is in the GPX BRACKET!!!!! REJECT Global Party Xchange, Scotty Static and Johnny Jax helped make the tag team division what it was in those early days. You could say they were precursors to D*LUX or The LDC Moneygang. The Union Jets entered to Danger Zone.... Revvin' up your engineListen to her howlin' roarMetal under tensionBeggin' you to touch and go Highway to the Danger ZoneRide into the Danger Zone LILLIAN Representing THE UNITED KINGDOM, they are C-4, TOM SMITH…..THE UNION JEEEETTTSSSSS!! RENEE Reject, do The Union Jets enter the return of the Anderson Cup with an advantage over the other teams? REJECT For the most part yes. They have been in an Anderson Cup before and have competed in tournaments around the world. They’ve also been teaming with each other longer than any other team in the tournament. RENEE But they have a disadvantage? REJECT Because of their long run in the business they have a lot of miles on their bump card. And they’re about to face some good ol boys who like to hit hard. The Same Ol Shits entered to "TELL IT TO MY HEART" I feel the night explode when we're together Emotion overload in the heat of pleasure via GIPHY LILLIAN And their opponents, they are “BIG COUNTRY” WAKEFIELD, and “THE MIDWEST MAULER” HORSE….SAME OLLLL SHIIITTTTSSSS! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RENEE It’s been a long time since we’ve seen The Same Ol Shits. Were they in Japan like the Union Jets? No, they were clearing up a legal case for running five state Moonshine ring. REJECT Look how good Horse looks. Brea Brea doesn’t know what she’s missing. RENEE I think she’ll live. DING DING DING Horse (the big fat one) sauntered up to Tom Smith. HORSE What you got, little man? Mat skills! Smith took down Horse and spent 20 of the most miserable seconds in Horse’s life giving him a Dungeon worthy lesson. Blown up, Horse called for a time out. Alas there were no time outs in wrestling and Horse was thrown down with a cravate DDT. WAKEFIELD That ain’t fighting! That’s humping! Smith wouldn’t be thrown off his game and continued to dominate the mat wars. Or mat slaughter if you will. Eventually, C-4 got the tag and the long-time duo combined with a double dropkick. But their attack didn’t take fat boy off his feet. Thus they went to a double leg sweep that easily left Horse laid out! REJECT Man, that synergy Union Jets have is almost as legendary as- RENEE You and ThunderKid? REJECT How did you know I was gonna say that? REJECT Lucky guess. Horse turned things into a brawl, hitting harder than C-4. But The Midwest Mauler underestimated C-4’s strength and thus lost control of things when the Brit hit him with a gut wrench suplex! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE That was A LOT of gut to wrench! Pin… ONE! TWO! Horse kicked out! The Missouri native was severely blown up, laboring as he staggered about the ring. C-4 tagged in Smith and together the two tried to suplex the Obese brawler. But Horse’s weight came in handy as neither man could get him up. That led to a tag to…WAKEFIELD, the bearded one. WAKEFIELD Awww yeah, here we go! Wakefield wanted a double team on Smith, but sadly Horse was gasping for the air while LYING ON THE RING APRON. RENEE These are supposed to be some of the best athletes in the world. On his own, Wakefiled couldn’t match C-4’s strength. The strongman pressed Wakefiled into the air and held him there, and held him there, and held him there, and held him there, until finally dumping him to the mat! REJECT When I see C-4 in the weight room I just leave because I know I’m getting out lifted. Cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! A tag to Tom Smith allowed The Jets to soar through the air and nail Wakefield with a double shoulder tackle. Smith then came off the ropes with a crossbody only to be caught within Wakefield’s arms. Indeed a bad place to be as Wakefield launched him overhead with a fall away slam known as THE DOUBLE CROSS! WAKEFIELD Now that’s how you fight! Cover… ONE! TWO! C-4 broke up the tag! Wakefield slapped hands with Horse, who looked only somewhat recovered. “YOU’RE A FAT FUCK! YOU’RE A FAT FUCK! YOU’RE A FAT FUCK!” HORSE I ain’t fat! I’m dead sexy! RENEE I think Sloppy Joe needs to have a long talk with Horse about body acceptance. Horse wailed away at Smith until Smith used a spin kick to his protruding gut to halt the attack. Then Smith climbed onto the second rope, ready to launch himself at the big target. But that did him little good as Wakefield SHOVED him into Horse’s arms! RENEE A rare mistake by Smith. REJECT Even the sharpest vets makes mistakes. RENEE Except you. REJECT You’re calling a great match. Now with the advantage, Horse hit his foe with a side belly to belly suplex! “OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Oh no! Tom Smith was crushed under all that weight! Cover… ONE! TWO! C-4 broke up the pin! Horse sent Smith into the ropes but made the mistake of telegraphing a back body drop. Quick on the attack, Smith kicked Horse in the man boobs. But Horse instantly responded by decking Smith with a discus lariat! RENEE Horse shrugged off that kick like it was nothing. Tag to Wakefield! The rednecks stomped away at Smith a little longer than the referee’s five count. C-4 tried to intervene but was held back by the official. With that distraction, Wakefiled went more than a little low with a stomp to the belly! “SAME OL PUSSIES! SAME OL PUSSIES! SAME OL PUSSIES!” WAKEFIELD We’re SAME OL SHITS, boy! HORSE Don’t you forget it! Wakefield went up top, rare territory for the Frostburg, Maryland native. It proved to be a BIG MISTAKE for BIG COUNTRY as Smtih recovered just in time to run up the ropes and send Wakefield flying with a hurricanrana! RENEE That was…incredible! REJECT That’s why Tom Smith is one of the best in ring talents in the business. Smith rolled into his corner and slapped hands with C-4! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” C-4 put those muscles to good use steamrolling Wakefield with a trio of lariats. But when Horse entered the ring, The Midwest Mauler took C-4 off his feet with a body attack! REJECT You gotta use what you got. RENEE And Horse has a lot of Horse! Horse threw C-4 into the ropes and got the quite the surprise when C-4 came back with a running DDT! Yet Horse was fast on his feet, throwing a slooooooooooow moving Haymaker. Due to the slooooooooooow nature of the attack, C-4 interrupted it with a kick to the thigh. Hampered, Horse was stuffed into a standing head scissors! RENEE C-4 looking for that piledriver! But Horse lifted him into the setup for an Alabama Slam! Except Smith saved his partner from a punishing attack. Together, the vets used all their might to toss Horse through the ropes! RENEE Out goes Horse! REJECT It was easier to toss him THROUGH the ropes than OVER. Smart thinking by two smart wrestlers. Wakefield tried to double lariat the pair but they easily ducked his attack. Then they went on the offensive, C-4 setting him on the top rope. After Smith climbed to the opposite rope, C-4 hit a superplex! Smith followed things up with a deadly diving headbutt!!!!! “YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEEThe Detonator! Cover…….. CROWDF ONE! CROWD TWO!!! CROWD THREE!!!!!!!! WINNERS: The Union Jets, RENEE The Anderson Cup returns with The Union Jets advancing over Same Ol Shits in the GPX Bracket. They will face the winner of Big Hairy Nutt Saks versus Southern Smoke, Painbow and Lawson. REJECT Hopefully Brea Brea wasn’t watching. RENEE I think she might be trying to assist with the Blaine situation. We still can’t get a hold of Blaine, the police can’t, we’re supposed to see Tanner and Blaine face Coco and Money Marc in our Black T Bracket match, and Win is in danger! REJECT I told Win to stay away from Sammi, I tell everyone to stay away from Sammi, but who wants to listen to me? RENEE I think Undie Brown does. He’s been trying to get you to be his mentor for several weeks. Let’s take a look at some interaction between you all. We start to see footage of UNDIE BROWN’s attempts to court Reject to be the dirty underwear lover’s mentor. Buuuuuut REJECT Cut this crap off! RENEE Reject, what are you doing? REJECT I’m not working with Undie Brown, I’m not in an angle with him, I’m not his enemy, I’m not his buddy. He went into business for himself at my expense, I gave him his receipt, and next time he approaches me he’ll get the same damn thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 Backstage we see Lisa Ann at her desk, sweat on her brow, talking on her iPhone LISA Yes, officer I understand. I know you’re doing your best. But Blaine can be extremely violent when he wants to be and his victim has angered him one too many times….thank you very much. I hope this ends with no one hurt. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK LISA ANN Come in, please. Entering the room is road agent COLOMBIAN HEAT, who wheels in Bounty Hunter on a wheelchair with leg IN A CAST!! COLOMBIAN HEAT YO YO YO, it’s The Bounty Hunter! Make some noise! THE BOUNTY HUNTER Ohhh my leg, ohhhh my back, ohhhh my lung, ohhhh my spleen! The doctor said it could take half the year for me to recover. Ohhh the humanity! Why me? Whhhyyyyyyy meeeeeeeee?!!! LISA ANN I never got that memo. THE BOUNTY HUNTER And listen to this. I have been diagnosed with a canine allergy so I’ll never be able to rematch TurboWolf. LISA ANN I wasn’t going to make you give TurboWolf a rematch. TBH LISA ANN TBH I’m cured! Wowie! Wowie! COLOMBIAN HEAT YO YO YO, it’s a Christmas miracle! Make some noise for Christmas!!!! LISA ANN It’s not Christmas. But Bounty Hunter, did you know that ReX would return to attack TurboWolf during your cage match at Slammed? TBH But of course not! If I did I would have lodged a formal protest. I’m a fan of homeopathic medicine. Buuuuuuut, this cute little grappler is gonna let you in on a scoop from his brand new, mega awesome hotline. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo yo yo, make some noise for The Bounty Hunter’s hotline! TBH ReX is coming to the Toy Box tonight, and he’s gonna say lots and lots of mean things about TurboWolf. LISA ANN Who would be stupid enough to call a hotline ran by you? CUT TO ALIX MARIA SPEZIA at a PAYPHONE ALIX! 1-800-BTY-HUNT. Hhehehe, I’m gonna get all the hot newz!!! Renee and Annie are gonna be totes jealous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 We’re at the Interview Set where the numerous monitors replay highlights of Jose Cantu-Si’s HOT BODY CONTEST from Hottiemania 21! But don’t pay attention to the naked sluts! Instead focus on Terry Taylor, who stands with Jose Cantu-Si himself and Pike Pantera. TAYLOR Tonight in the final piece of the evening, Cassidy Maguire and The Intruder will be confronted by a mystery guest. But, Jose Cantu-Si, you’re no stranger to controversy. But, you may have overstepped even your bounds at Hottiemania. Jose, in your Hot Body Contest it was clear that VALENCIA performed best. Instead you gave the victory to AMELIA VON KRUGER. How can you justify that? JOSE I heard BLK has a little saying. It goes something like “Real recognizes Real.” Well, sexy recognizes sexy and Amelia Von Kruger looked mighty familiar, Terry Taylor. But Valencia? See, I’m not a garbage dump so she was kind of hard to make out. TAYLOR You’re calling Valencia trashy?! Compared to AVK? JOSE I calls it like I sees it. TAYLOR Well, Pike, you have a match against AVK’s ally Bi-Curious George for one half of the disputed Always Pimpin Titles. Are you, sir, the least bit intimidated going against one of the most unorthodox wrestlers in the world? PIKE You haven’t got a clue, Taylor. I am not intimidated by any one person or any one thing! No man that walks, no woman that talks can put fear in my heart. Where Bi-Curious George treads tonight is the KILLING FIELD, my field! I will destroy him from top to bottom and back to top because I am the RULER OF THE GALAXY! JOSE I think you’ve got something else to destroy don’t you, big man? PIKE Yes….yes I do. HAHAHAHAHAH! TAYLOR What does that mean? We’ll have to find out after these commercial messages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 We’re taken to an interesting looking shrine in The Toy Box. Not a shrine to Jade’s ass or all our gingers. But a shrine to Aphrodite… Of course this shrine features a praying…. VALENCIA!! VALENCIA Aphrodite you are the one who will have sex with Honey Dobe. I merely offer my body as your vessel. Nyahahaha! How divine! Suddenly there’s a loud CRASH as PIKE PANTERA comes rampaging into the room and knocks half of the shrine to the ground. VALENCIA Pike! What have you done? Pike kicks over a candle, causing Valencia to rush to extinguish the fire. PIKE Did I do something wrong? Well, TOO BAD. We’re live, pal! VALENCIA You have no doubt angered Aphrodite! PIKE Where I walk the gods fear me, the men run and the women cry! VALENCIA You are a monster, and your lot in life will be very grievous and painful. Pike chuckles an evil sort of chuckle. PIKE I see you shaking, and the ground shakes where I walk! But, you’re on your knees and if you do this the right way the world won’t have to listen to your screams! Pike removes his viking like loin cloth to reveal a thick shaft. It is one that makes Valencia gasp in horror. VALENCIA Aphrodite told me to save myself for Honey Dove. PIKE What is god when you’re THE RULER OF THE GALAXY!!??? Valencia tries her damdest to keep her mouth shut. To keep Pike from violating her holy vows. But alas, the mere size of Pike’s penis and the strength of this thrust forces his cock into her mouth. VALENCIA OMFFFFFMFMFFF! Valencia tried to squirm away. But Pike kept a hold on her head hard enough to hurt. Tears welled in her eyes, which only served to further arouse Pike. PIKE BWHAHAHAAH THIS is what being THE RULER OF THE GALAXY means! Pike can see Valencia’s eyes roll into the back of her head. A pleasing sight. Well, more than pleasing, it elicits another chuckle. And I’m sure it elicits hard ons for all the Deviants! Yes, we shamelessly pleasure ourselves to TMW’s latest rape scene. With this being a newcomer we will all bust a milestone nut! PIKE Now suck, suck your RULER! Fearful for her safety, Valencia sucks Pike’s cock right away. It is a glorious day for us Deviants as pershaps this rape will turn Valencia into a Filthy Whore akin to Jessica Ferguson! Pike pushes forward, forcing Valencia to take so much dick she gags. More laughter from Pike. And more stroking from Deviants across the globe. Valencia can only lick, suck, and pray for Aphrodite to bless her. Pike may be white, but he has a mighty thick dick. For Valencia she might as well deep throat a Sprite Can! She continues to cry, tears pouring for every second Pike’s schlong torments her mouth. Well, at least it shut up her kookie rambling. PIKE You’re the RULER OF THE GALAXY’s wench! We see a screen in screenshot of a laughing JOSE CANTU-SI watching this while holding a Martini! Well, I don’t drink so I’m holding my dick! Meanwhile Vince149 is fucking Isabella and fingering Eponine while watching this. The boss knows how to multi-task! Back at Aphrotie’s destroyed shrine, we find Pike has gotten bored of orally tormenting Valencia. This is shocking to all us pervs who could watch her suck dick for 4 hours. Yet, Pike flips Valencia into a doggy style position. VALENCIA No, please! Aphrodite has command me to save…..please just, no! PIKE The word no means nothing to me!!!!! HAHAHHAAHA! Pike certainly isn’t gentle, not that Deviants want him to be, He pushes his thick member into Valencia’s less than wet. It hurts like Hell for Aphrodite worshipper, VALENCIA Help me! Someone help me! Alas no aid arrives. The women are too scared, and the men are just as savage Pike! Lucky for us as this is the first tine we see Valencia in “action” via RedGIFs The Fluffers dutifully perform their duties of passing out tissues and baby oil in the arena. Some are grabbed by out of control sex addicted men and raped right there! No security comes to save the raped Fluffers, as the Fluffers must pay their dues. Backstage Vince149 watches with a grin plastered on this face. Of course he doesn’t jerk himself off. The sweet readhead, Adelphe, wildly yanks his cock up and down. She’s astounded he hasn’t cum yet! Back to Valencia. There is no denying that Valencia has been begging to get blasted for sometime. With her little white skirt, and bikini top, she is to blame for this sexual assault. Or perhaps she is to thank, as many young people bust their first ever nut to this raven haired whore. PIKE Our baby will be a dumb slut just like you! VALENCIA No! Do not impregnate me! Aphrodite will be displeased! PIKE Aphrodite will never challenge THE RULER OF THE GALAXY! Pike thinks so highly of himself that he wonders if her slut hole is worthy of his trouser snake! Pike is an expert cocksmith, so good that Toni Patrica may cast him in her next film. The giant’s wide member violates the Spanish tramp hard enough to make her scream! Then Pike slaps her ass so hard she thinks her tailbone will break. But that slap gave Vince149 idea. He now spanks Didi Bigguns for insubordination while Pink spanks Valencia for being a resistant cockhole. VALENCIA I can not endure this! Aphrodite, where are you!? PIKE I’ll allow you to name our slut daughter after her! Now you show me who you really serve! Piked pulled out Valencia’s battered and aching cunt. The holier than thou cumbucket weeps and weeps. Do the Deviants care? Oh yes they do. They love seeing these beautiful Hotties brought low and turned into submissive whores. PIKE Your cunt will be destroyed just like Bi Curious George will be destroyed in our match! For I am the destroyer, THE RULER OF THE GALAXY!!!! Pike forces Valencia onto his strong, powerful rod. Tears continue to flow from Valencia’s beautiful eyes as she becomes nothing more than the latest TMW rape victim. But one person isn’t crying is Toni Patrica, as the ratings for this segment are through the roof! PIKE Ride and get pregnant, slut! Produce my heir! Props to Triple Patty for finding Valencia. No doubt she’s been a brazen whore since she was a teen. That makes her fit in perfectly as many of our Hotties have been selling their bodies since they were 17. Some in the audience pretend to be devastated, which earns them comfort from the Fluffers…who they begin to rape! PIKE You are my first prize, the Always Pimpin Title, George holds is my next! VALENCIA Please, Aphrodite, please save me…. Yes, Valencia rides Pike’s thick meat, but she remains wailing as if she’s lost a relative, when all she’s lost is her dignity. Pike smiles triumphantly as Rule of the Galaxy he became the first to conquer our newest harlot. via RedGIFs VALENCIA I wanted…to…save…myself…for…Honey….Dove Valencia struggles futilely against the monster, wasting energy and worsening her despair. Pike’s dick slams fully home, stretching her insides painfully and causing her to bite her tongue. Pike grunts in satisfaction, pumping harder and thrusting farther into her. These were uncharted OAOAST lands, but Pike will plant his seed on fertile lands! Pike’s might leaves Valencia breathless but somehow she manages to yell out in agony. PIKE Hahahhaah! There’s no laughter in the booker’s office, instead there are load moans and uncontrolled groaning as Vince149 has claimed Adelphe’s petite tush for his own, and his subordinate Triple Patty is holding Zelda aloft and fucking her harder than those dogs did at Hottiemania. And that’s hard! Pike reached up and slapped her face, merely to cement his ownership of hers. For Valencia everything becomes blurry as black spots appear before her eyes. Valencia shivers invokuntairly, her stomach churning from the pain radiating onward from her abused flesh. Valencia is helpless, control of her body gone. The helpless Spanish cumbucket loses control of her bladder, causing piss to bathe Pike’s absolutely meaty penis and his groin. PIKE Hhahahaha! Yes, I am THE RULER OF GALAXY! FEAR MY POWER! Valencia keeps pissing herself, piss flowing at the same rate as her tears. The Deviants love this, many laughing and shouting “whore,” “slut” “bitch.” Clearly the Deviants have regarded her as a degenerate sperm receptacle for them to stroke to. But this is Pike’s moment and what a moment it is. Admist all the piss flowing out poor Valencia Pike’s shaft erupts with a geyser like flowing of sperm. Valencia lets out one final scream as his sperm heads towards her ovaries. Meanwhile, Adelphe can barely sit down due to Vince149 fucking her so hard, and Zelda can barely walk straight from being Triple Patty’s toy. As for Valencia? She lies curled into a fetal position, a sobbing wreck. As Pike finishes getting dressed he adds… PIKE I hope it’s a girl, I’ll enjoy fucking my two trophies. Now, I DESTROY the inferior man, Bi-Curious George. Pike steps out the room and runs into…. THE BREEDER of BLK PIKE Do you have something to say to the RULER and the MASTER, rookie? THE BREEDER Yeah. You smell like a urinal….Ruler. At that The Breeder cooly walks off, leaving Pike to scowl and clench his fists. I mean he does smell like piss, Breeder wasn’t lying so I dunno what Pike expected to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 You are gasolineYou are fire and smoke LILLIAN The following is a ALWAYS PIMPING TITLE match! Now making his way to the ring, from Savannah, Georgia, he is THE RULER OF THE GALAXY…PIIIIKKKE PAAAAANNTERRRRRA! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” via GIPHY REJECT You marks weren’t booing my boy when he gave you something to stroke to! RENEE Do you support Pike’s actions? REJECT I helped train him, I support all his actions…especially the ones that show Val naked! RENEE Sicko! Rhythm is a dancerIt's a soul's companionYou can feel it everywhereLift your hands and voicesFree your mind and join usYou can feel it in the air via GIPHY LILLIAN And one of the Always Pimpin Titles two DADDIES, he hails from OVER THE RAINBOW…..THE QUEEREST OF THE QUEER….BI CURIOUS GEOOORGGGGGE! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” REJECT I’ll say this for Krista, she keeps the Hotties in line. Lisa Ann has lost all control of TMW? Two daddies of a singles title? Because you didn’t want to restart the triple threat that created this mess? Because you can’t vacate the title and put it on the line in a battle royal. RENEE We have entered odd territory. But well odd territory fits George and 2XS! DING DING DING Pike. Still on rush from raping Val, shoved BCG to the ground. Proud of himself, Pike beat his chest towards the jeering Deviants. REJECT This guy gave these people premium stroke material and this is how they repay him? With boos? Rather than rise off the mat, BCG went into a SPREAD EAGLE position. REJECT Ughghgghgh, I don’t feel so good. BCG You wanna toy? Well here it is, baby! Pike’s nostrils flared in rage as he reached down for BCG. But the oddball had the upper hand and dragged Pike into a school boy! Pin counted by Referee D’Lo Brown…. ONE! Easy kickout by Pike! Despite being the pinned one Pike went on the attack. He launched George into the corner where he riddled the SMUSH superstar with shoulders to the stomach. REJECT If Pike wins he’s disputed champion with 2XS? RENEE Well, Lisa Ann hasn’t decided what to do with the Always Pimpin Titles. REJECT Gee, shocker. Pike tried to whip George across the ring, only for George to reverse things into a drop-toe hold. Before Pike could rise, BCG sat on his face! PIKE AHHHGHGHGHGH! RENEE Give em hell, George! Pike easiy removed George, but the furor from the Georgia native was intense. Alas, BCG didn’t notice that. BCG Was it fun for you, hun? Not one to be mocked, the monster launched a lariat at George! But George swept around Pike and brought him down with a crucifix pin! Count by D’Lo…. ONE! Another easy kickout by Pike! RENEE I think we all remember Tyler Bryant defeating Krista with the crucifix to win his first world title. REJECT Weird how that one Anglemania where that happened always has a 404 Error when you try to watch it. RENEE Yes, weird. BCG bounced off the ropes, his pink and blue shoes carrying him….into a rolling kesagari chop from Pike! “OOOOHHHHHHH!” REJECT I remember working with Pike on that chop. When he mastered it, well, he took the breath outta me, and it stayed outta me. PIKE Are you having fun, now???!!! Pike dropped a standing headbutt upon George so it’s safe to say the answer is no, George was not having fun. The misery mounted as Pike sent George into the cables and then flung him down with a POWERSLAM!!! “OOOOOHHHHHHHH!” REJECT Taking Pike’s powerslam is like taking a ride in a tornado The Savannah, Georgia native pinned his foe… ONE! TWO!! Shoulder up! “LET’S GO GEORGIE! LET’S GO GEORGIE! LET’S GO GEORGE!” BCG used the crowd’s support to gain strength! The Queerest of the Queer, evaded Pike’s forearm shot to lift the big man into an inverted atomic drop! BCG followed that drop with a small package! RENEE George calls that move Special Delivery! Cover…. ONE! Pike powered out the pin! RENEE Pike keeps kicking out at one! Are you sure he isn’t on something? REJECT He’s on a roll. Future world champ, and I helped him train him. RENEE You really needed to put yourself over again? Pike rose but endured flailing rights and lefts from BCG. These left Pike stunned long for George to leap onto the top turnbuckle! BCG I’m not a HOMO I’m a HOMIE! “HOMIES! HOMIES! HOMIES!” George sailed at The Ruler of The Galaxy, shocked to land in his mammoth arms. PIKE ALL WILL BE DESTROYED! At that Pike twisted George about and powered him into the mat with a deadly powerbomb!! REJECT You’re not a homo or a homie. You’re a loser! Cover…. ONE! TWO! Kickout!!! Pike grew frustrated with George’s resilience, said anger leading The Ruler of The Galaxy to pitch George of the ring. As nimble as George, weakness caused him to land with a graceless thud. Equally less graceful? Pike dropping an axe handle smash on George from the ring apron. RENEE That was Jade level on the agility meter but Krista level on the danger meter. George winced in agony, which grew worse when Pike pitched him back into the ring apron. REJECT The ring apron is the hardest part of the ring. RENEE It’s more than fabric and an LED banner, you’re right. REJECT I know I’m right. You’re the last person I need confirming that. Back in the ring, Pike pinned BCG once more… ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! “HERE WE GO, GEORGIE! HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO, GEORGIE! HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO, GEORGIE! HERE WE GO! At first, all hope seemed lost with Pike planting Georgie on the top turnbuckle. But the crowd got their wish with George coming to life and decking Pike with a blockbuster! RENEE George is still in this thing! REJECT Giving false hope to the morons. Both men lay weary on the black ring mat. D’Lo counted with the crowd urging BCG to his feet. Alas, Pike stood first, bellowing a mighty war. George only came upright because Pike pressed him overhead! But BCG had the advantage after all as he shifted out and brought Pike down with an inverted DDT! RENEE I don’t think it’s false hope at all! It’s Bi-Curious George on the comeback! Pike swung a mighty lariat that the aching George barely ducked beneath. Barely but enough for George to get behind Pike and slap him on the ass! PIKE ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH! REJECT That’s the Ruler of the Galaxy! BCG You can rule my Galaxy anyday, handsome. That did it for Pike, who scooped George into an Oklahoma Stampede position. Yet George struck from there, bringing Pike down with a tornado DDT! RENEE Oooof, Pike wasn’t able to protect himself from that one. George scaled to the second turnbuckle, and swiveled his hips as he waved Pike on. Pike charged at George, never ignoring a dare and received a dizzying hurricanrana for this efforts! The pin count…. ONE! TWO! Kickout! George hit the ropes aaaaaaaand….slid right into Pike’s arms! REJECT You’re screwed, Georgie! Oh no he wasn’t as George turned things around with a wheelbarrow bulldog! RENEE Ha! Screwed? Ha! REJECT Shaddup. Georgie went up top and played to the audience with a Eddy G shimmy! “GEORGE 69! GEORGE 69! GEORGE 69!” REJECT What a joke. Georgie 69, the chant, the ridiculous “Two Always Pimpin Daddies” Lisa Ann let’s go on? Just a joke. Just like Eddy, George sailed off the top and crunched Pike’s pecs with a FROG SPLASH! Pike gritted his teeth, not wanting to show any pain. Yet pain was coming as George readied for his finisher! BCG IT’S RAINING GEORGE, HALLEJUAH, IT’S RAINING GEORGE! Yet before George could even get into finisher position, MARTY FOX hammered him with the ALLWAYS PIMPIN TITLE! CROWD : DING DING DING Winner by DQ: Bi-Curious George, via DQ RENEE Well, George retains the title…but- REJECT He just got assaulted by that title because Marty is on a high! In TMW we’re all about equality and that would be why Marty WHIPPED PIKE WITH THE STRAPS OF THE BELT! RENEE We saw Marty defeat Burlington Pembrokshire in record time, then we saw Marty push Fabian Nystrom to the limits. Marty holds the title aloft, face stern, posture unyielding. RENEE And now Marty Fox, Always Pimpin champion? RENEE A third daddy? REJECT Lisa Ann, get your shit together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 RENEE So Reject, you’re a vet with over 20 years in wrestling. Why is it common for people who work together in wrestling to form a relationship? REJECT Because in the end, all these girls are RATS! RENEE Nooooooo. You’re supposed to say it’s common because you’re working together five days a week, traveling together, in close quarters together, and forming an emotional bond. REJECT That’s what Wes told you? At least Simon had some finesse to his bullshit. RENEE Just stop. I’m talking about Holly and Logan Mann who have 18 years of marriage. Some of our talents were infants and toddlers when they got married. But, Holly has stepped out of the ring, while Logan continued as manager for The Shell Gang, and now Alexander The Magnificent. REJECT Now, you just stop. Let’s call this what it is. RENEE What is it? REJECT Hollly got upset Big Poppa Thrust said he’d fuck her anytime and expected Logan to defend her right then and there. But, Logan had been merciessly beaten by The Freakazoids- RENEE That’s what you call that? REJECT It’s exactly what I call it. But, like most women, Holly is illogical and blames Logan. Usually, women piss and moan to their friends. But Holly’s music flat out states “I Ain’t Got No Motherfucking Friends” as the intro. And so she found the next best thing, a bitch pretending to be a man, in Storm Bellmare. RENEE Glad you claimed that. On Facetime is HOLLY! REJECT Yes, after over half a decade, Holly is on OAOAST screens! HOLLY First off, (beep) you Reject, I’d ride on your ass in front of all those (beep) sucking (beep) in the Deadly Alliance. Even the black dude, Felix who gives a (beep). You got something to ask me? RENEE Holly, thanks for joining us? HOLLY Kiss my ass. RENEE Eeep! I just wanted some clarification on your relationship with Storm Bellmare. HOLLY You wanna see a REAL man? That’s your real man. Logan’s the bitch pretending to be a man. And (beep) that preening (beep) Alexander The Magnificent. You know what will be (beep) magnificent? When that (beep) overdoses and dies. RENEE Jesus! HOLLY I never realized how low my sex life and love life sunk when I was competing. Because I was out there in the god damn ring, winning belts, and making loot. But, when I retired, I slowly started to realize my piece of (beep) husband has a vagina. But, it’s Pride Month so (beep) eating geeks like Reject can go to town on that (beep). I’ll be riding Storm’s (beep) all night long! And there ain’t nothing more to say. REJECT She’s not coming here…is she? RENEE ThunderKid would never. REJECT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 RENEE Guys, the LAPD hasn’t caught Blaine yet, and his friends and family haven’t heard from him or Win. I think Win is in serious danger. REJECT Ya think? Cayley already fucked up his face with a beer bottle. And there’s gonna be much worse if the pigs don’t find them. Cue:: Machinehead by Bush RENEE That’s ReX’s music! REJECT The Bounty Hunter told the truth for once. They’re ice skating in Hell. ReX, the disgraced doctor but accomplished pro wrestler, stomped to the ring. He wore a white tank top with a RED CROSS above white basketball shorts. More importantly he wore a sneer of disdain he affixed on the hard camera. RENEE We last saw ReX when he beat Bohemoth at Anglemania 20. But ReX suffered a torn bicep in the match and has been out until, well, now. REJECT It’s more than just showing up to collect a check and shake hands with the boys, Renee. RENEE Yes, that’s true. ReX broke into the cage that housed TurboWolf and Bounty Hunter, powerbombed Wolf, and allowed Bounty Hunter to claim an upset victory. REX I came here tonight to give a eulogy for TurboWolf. RENEE TurboWolf IS NOT dead. REX The man that I crushed at Slammed! But, I CAN NOT do that because the werewolf known as TurboWolf has been dead for a long time. RENEE I have to repeat TurboWolf IS NOT dead! REX TurboWolf and I used to share a common bond: we were monsters among men! We lived to STRIKE FEAR into the hearts of normal men. That is who we were! But, TurboWolf, betrayed himself. ReX’s hands tighten in angry fists. REX TurboWolf became one of you! I watched as he defended Marty Fox, I watched as he showed kindness by being part of Blaine Cayley’s War Games team. This man is not a werewolf, this man is not a MONSTER. A monster shows no compassion, a monster shows no weakness. TurboWolf was a fraud!! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE TurboWolf is a fraud because he has a heart? REX So I took that imposter and I powerbombed him through the gates of HELL at Slammed. And I enjoyed it. “YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK!” REX As I look around I see a mass of insects I could DESTROY at any moment. But at least the TWM fan is true to their nature. TurboWolf was not, and thanks to me you will never see his pathetic body again. This werewolf was put to sleep long before Slammed. So all I have to say is….REST IN PISS! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE That’s just an awful thing to say and powerbombing TurboWolf at Slammed was an awful thing to do! REJECT Not gonna get any remorse outta ReX, he is the REAL MONSTER of TMW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 We’re taken backstage to Lisa Ann’s office. Poor Lisa Ann looks like she’s aged 10 years in the last hour! Surrounding her is a very tense group of MONEY MARC BENNETT, CONAN COCO CHANEL, SAMMI CAYLEY, BREA BREA, and GALAXY CHAMPION, TANNER NEPTUNE!!! BREA BREA I can’t get a hold of him. SAMMI We know. None of us can. MONEY MARC Feeling lonely, Sam? Hahah! I’ll keep you warm, babydoll. TANNER Watch it, Money, watch it. COCO This endless prattling needs to stop. What about the Anderson Cup match? Lisa Ann, declare myself and Marc the victors so we can retire to our limo. MONEY MARC Stretch limo, baby, all the drinks. LISA ANN I can’t just cancel the Anderson Cup match and award the win to you. The other teams would riot. COCO I don’t care about those pieces of human filth. Do you, Marc? MONEY MARC Not even a little bit. Not our fault, Blaine skipped town to elope with Win! BREA BREA That isn’t what he did! TANNER Dudes, and dudettes! We don’t have to cancel anything. I’m still here, and still ready to blaze up! LISA ANN But, who would be your partner? Fabian? Intruder? Bounty Hunter? TANNER Hey, this is gonna be a solo smoke session for the Galaxy Champ. SAMMI Tanner, you can’t do that. It’s not fair to you. MONEY MARC Listen to the girl, “Tan-Tan.” Me and you used to be tag partners, which was like a handicap match for me because you didn’t do shit! COCO Hmph. If you’re so stupid as to gamble against old money then Money Marc and I will be happy to cash you out. TANNER Sounds good, bro. SAMMI Tanner, no… COCO Just remember, Neptune, there’s redemption arcs for cowards. There are no redemption arcs for deadmen. MONEY MARC This is gonna be fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 12, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2023 LILLIAN The following contest is a HANDICAP MATCH in the BLACK T bracket of the ANDERSON CUP!!!!! REJECT A handicap match in a TAG TEAM tournament. Lisa Ann is a joke. RENEE She got placed in a very bad situation. REJECT She dd? What about Win Griffey? RENEE We still haven’t been able to contact Blaine, the police haven’t found him, and…. REJECT How hard is it to find an Ambulance being driven by a psychopath? Conan and Money Marc entered to “Hypnotize” by Notorious BIG REJECT That New York hip hop right there. Uh (uh), uh (uh), uh (c'mon) via GIPHY LILLIAN Introducing first, they are MONEY MARC BENETT, and 24 KARAT COCO CHAAANNELLLLL!!!!! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” REJECT This tournament is THEE moment for Chanel and Bennett. We used to call VICE the best team to never win the OAOAST World Tag Team Championship. Well, I call Money Marc and Coco the best team to never win the TMW Tag Team Championship. RENEE We saw The Union Jets advance over Same Ol Shits. The Brits will face the winner of Southern Smoke versus The Big Hairy Nutt Saks. The winner of this contest has a date with the winner of BLK/DWM. Tanner Neptune entered to DRIVE by DJ FRESH I wanna go somewhere so take me, show me fire I wanna go somewhere, I don't care, hold me tighter I wanna go somewhere so drive me, drive me faster Hey Speed up on a highway Slow down, do what I say So hot when you touch me Real love when you kiss me Make me wanna come alive Baby, you know what I like Fast car, take me for a ride Just drive Drive, drive, drive via GIPHY LLLIAN And introducing their opponent, he is the GALAXY CHAMPION, MISTER 4:20…..TAAAANNNERRR NEEEEEPPPPPTUUUNNEEEE!!! “YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Tanner has been in some absolute wars these past two years, Painbow, Bedrock, Fabian Nystro. But he’s never been challenged to a handicap match. Ever. REJECT He’s a moron for volunteering, but he wanted to impress Sammi. But, Lisa Ann is responsible for anything that happens to him tonight. DING DING DING RENEE It looks like head official Titania Nerdly has the honor of refeering this unique Anderson Cup first round match. REJECT Honor? Unique? This is a joke. Blaine took off to kill Win. Blaine should be fired, and Coco and Money Marc should advance to the next round. The heels weren’t ready to play fair in an already unfair match; both men began clobbering the Galaxy Champion. But the upper hand didn’t last long; Mister 4:20 decked Money Marc with a spinning wheel kick and then pitched Coco onto the apron! TANNER Smoke em if you got em! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Tanner and his former best friend, Money Marc went at with forearms and kicks. Money Marc got the upperhand and took Tanner onto his shoulders. MONEY MARC Time to cash out! But, Tanner swung free of the Austin, Texas native and brought him down with a spinning head scissors! RENEE I think Mister 4:20 ranks up there with Alix and Krista as the most agile main champion we’ve had. REJECT You won’t get any argument from me. His speed gave Bedrock fits, and it even beat a vampire in Fabian Nystrom. Money Marc rose unsteadily and promptly endured a barrage of knife-edge chops from the Floridian. Next, the Galaxy Champion hit the ropes but found himself yanked to the mat by Coco’s handful of hair! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COCO Be quiet. “SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Money Marc jawed back at the Deviants as his partner sent Tanner into the corner. After refocusing, Money Marc whipped Conan at Tanner, allowing the rich kid to slam his shoulder into Tanner’s stomach! REJECT I don’t care how many stomach crunches you do, you can have the abs of ReX, but a 225 pound slamming into you at top speed is going to hurt. Tanner fell to the ground, allowing Coco to pin him… ONE! Kickout! Coco quickly sought to hook Tanner with a chinlock. Yet, Tanner fought free and sprung upright. The Galaxy champ fed Coco his foot and then clocked him with an enziguri! Alas Tanner could do no more than that as Money Marc blindsided him with diving lariat from the second rope! RENEE Tanner is going to have to compete with this numbers disadvantage all match long. REJECT That’s what he signed up for. BUT, he shouldn’t have had the option. Money Marc whipped Tanner towards Coco, who swiftly flipped him over with a hip toss. Yet, Tanner landed on his feet! As the crowd cheered, Mister 4:20 surged forward and brought Coco down with a reverse STO! RENEE Tanner just Tanned Coco Like He Meant It! Cover… ONE! TWO! Money Marc swiftly broke up the fall! As the crowd berated, Money Marc, the Austin, Texas native battered his former tag team partner with clubbing blows. RENEE It was in the Anderson Cup where Tanner and Money Marc combined to upset the team of Leon Rodez and Teddy Buckworth. RENEE That match was the coming out party for both these guys. I just didn’t know Tanner would mature into such a sap! Money Marc shot Tanner into the ropes, but found his ex partner quick to counter with a springboard. But, Money Marc wasn’t so slow himself and dropkicked Tanner out the air! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!” Money Marc moved quickly, sweeping Tanner upright in order to drill him to the mat with a spinning side slam! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Money Marc claimed Tanner held him down and now Money Marc is Holding Him Down! Cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! MONEY MARC Damn it! Money Marc sent Tanner into the ropes, where the surfer dude hooked onto the cables. Money Marc grumbled and charged forward, running into leaping side kick from Tanner! Coco quickly got a hold of the Galaxy Champ in a waistlock. RENEE Tanner is in trouble! REJECT Of course he is. He’s in the ring with two elite athletes. By himself. Because his partner is a psychopath. Tanner turned the tide against Coco, brining him into a small package! ONE! TWO!! Money Marc again broke up the fall! Tanner and Money Marc traded chops until TanTan shocked his former friend with a leg sweep! With Money Marc aching, Tanner bounded off the cables and nailed a rolling thunder! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Tanner just Tanned It Like He Meant It! The cover…. ONE! TWO! Conan yanked Tanner off Money Marc! “COCO EATS SHIT! COCO EATS SHIT! COCO EATS SHIT!” COCO You mistake me for your parents! Tanner defended the honor of the Deviants' parents with a rocker dropper attempt on Coco. It was but a mere attempt as Conan was able to barely block the attack. Thrown off balance for once, Tanner had no defense for Conan’s Regalplex! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!” RENEE Conan calls that move Nirvana Black! Tanner looked to be fading to black as Money Marc came off the top with a fist drop! Titania counted the ensuing pin… ONE! TWO!! Again Tanner kicked out! MONEY MARC Gimmie a break! Money Marc stomped away at Tanner, drawing the ire of the rabid Deviants. They didn’t like seeing the Texan apply a blatant chokehold on the beloved face. TITANIA Stop choking him, Marc! Now! Money Marc followed orders, but the damage had been done. Despite his labored breath, Tanner found his upright. Little good that did him as the seasoned tag team levelled him with sandwich leaping knee strikes! Tanner fell as if shot, blood trickling from above his eye REJECT Tanner’s got some color right where you don’t want it. He’s going to have trouble seeing with blood in his eye. Money Marc slapped on a chinlock as the blood continued to seep into Tanner’s eye. Titania was intent on checking the cut, and found it worsening by the second. RENEE I’m not sure how long Tanner can go bleeding like that. REJECT He’s one man with one good eye against two elite superstars. He’s screwed. Yet, Mister 4:20 found the strength and moxy to fight upright and rid himself of the Austin native. Money Marc hurried with a lariat that Tanner turned into a backslide! ONE! TWO! Money Marc popped out the pin! The heels combined their might to batter Tanner with forearms. Tanner fought back as best he could, but couldn’t stop Coco from raking his bleeding face across the top rope! “OOOOOOOOOOOG!!!” TANNER Agggghhhhhhh! RENEE That is simply gruesome! REJECT I’ve bled a lot in that ring and the longer it goes on the worse you feel. Money Marc and Coco Chanel have total advantage. Even the bloodthirsty Devaints saw enough, some turning away from Tanner’s blood soaked face. Sadly Tanner had no escape from the torment; it continued as Coco continued to rake Tanner’s face along the ring cable. RENEE We normally don’t mention the composition of the ring cable- REJECT But it is harsh and rough. When guys first start training, they’re shocked how unforgiving those cables are. Now imagine that on an open cut. There’s no smile on Coco’s face, just a business-like attitude as he used the rope to draw more blood. TITANIA That’s enough! Now get him off the ropes! While Titania bickers with Coco, Money Marc removes one of the turnbuckle pads, exposing the cruel metal. RENEE Look at Money Marc! Look at Money Marc! The rich kid continued his argument with Titania as Money Marc took custody of Tanner. The crowd howled in anger and derision but got no satisfaction as the Austin, Texas native slammed his old friend’s face into the exposed steel! Tanner bellowed in agony, scarcely able to see through all the blood. RENEE That was PAINFUL to watch. REJECT Tonight has been a bloodbath all around. MONEY MARC Now, it’s over, Tanny! Money Marc lifted Tanner onto his shoulders in set up for his Death Valley Driver finisher. But just like earlier, Tanne escaped, this time spiking Money Marc’s head into the mat with an inverted tornado DDT! MONEY MARC Ow fuck! Coco was quick to pick up the slack, snatching the Flordian into a front facelock. Conan hoisted him into the air, only to suffer through a DDT counter by the Galaxy Champion! RENEE There’s still a lot of fight left in Tanner Neptune! REJECT There was a lot of fight in the Burroughs Boys and ThunderKid and I still beat them 30 seconds at Anglemania Nine. Money Marc charged at Tanner, delivering himself into the surfer spinning roundhose! The blow sent Money Marc flying into one of the still padded turnbuckles. He could make no recovery as Tanner launched him across the ring with a monkey flip! RENEE I don’t even know how Tanner could see well enough to execute that move. REJECT Money Marc’s not a big guy, and Tanner is familiar with him. But if Money Marc and Conan stay mobile then Tanner is screwed. Money Marc rose, eyes glazed over. He had no answer for Tanner hauling him to the mat with a hurricanrana! Titania counted the pin….. ONE! TWO! Money Marc got the shoulder up! With the fans solidly rooting Tanner on, the Galaxy Champion made an unsteady rise to the top turnbuckle. RENEE That’s not how we usually see Tanner climb to the top. He’s always leaping. And easily at that. REJECT Ain’t nothing about this match been easy for Tanner. But that’s Lisa Ann’s fault. The crowd waited for Tanner’s version of the five star frog splash, but all they saw was Coco Chanel pitch him off the top! Tanner landed in a heap, unable to brace for his fall. COCO Life without purpose is quite dull, Tanner Neptune, and your purpose is to suffer. We soon learned what meant as Coco swiftly assailed Tanner with curb stomps! Yes, that’s right STOMPS, plural. Stomp after stomp landed on Tanner’s once handsome face, causing blood to spill onto the ring as if we witnessed a mass shooting! RENEE That’s Black Opium! REJECT And that’s one of the most brutal finishers I have ever seen. Tanner’s body was lifeless, yet the blood continued to flow, soaking Conan up to his pink and white knee pads. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! CROWD :o RENEE Sammi! Sammi Cayley just hit Conan Chanel with her FIELD HOCKEY STICK! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! RENEE She hit him again! DING DING DING Winners: Conan “Coco” Chanel and Money Marc Benett, via DQ CRAAAAAAAAAAACK! RENEE Another hit! But Sammi failed to pay attention to Money Marc, who foisted her onto his shoulders! RENEE No! He wouldn’t give her the Death Valley Driver! He would and HE DID, Sammi’s thin body crunched violently into the canvas! “YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK!” MONEY MARC Don’t blame the Money Marc, blame her moron brother! “FUCK YOU GUYS! FUCK YOU GUYS! FUCK YOU GUYS!” Trash littered the ring, thrown by irate Deviants. Such debris hadn’t littered the ring since the days of The Shell Gang. COCO The human trash throws trash. Fitting. RENEE We have seen absolute brutality. But lost in that is that Money Marc and Coco Chanel advance through the Black T Bracket to face the winner of next week’s DWM and BLK contest. REJECT And Money Marc and Coco are going to be on a RUSH! RENEE I hate having to change the subject, but we understand that a VIP has requested the mainevent to talk with Cassidy Maguire and The Intruder. REJECT You got any clue who it is? RENEE I’m not sure, but those two have lots of enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 RENEE We’re back from a short back. And sorry, guys, but Cassidy and The Intruder hurried out here during the break. REJECT Calling out people is part of wrestling, but these two don’t have any clue who wants to meet the. CASSIDY They often say children are products of their parents….but my parents were negligent, cruel, and stupid. Now look at the woman I have blossomed into. Radiant, majestic, with just the right bit sexy tough girl for put the sugar on the cake. RENEE That’s how she sees herself. CASSIDY Ghoul Slut, Lisa Ann, sent The Intruder, and I to this ring. Normally, I would consider violating her with locked in the casket and buried 16-foot-deep spell. And given Lisa Ann’s tastes in recruitment, this mystery person she wants us to meet is probably Slime’s fourth cousin. But, there’s no way I or The intruder getting near the stinky trash tossed into the Garbage Box. “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO CASSIE I’m sorry, The Toy Box. THE INTRUDER I take the same viewpoint as sweet Cassidy. I have dim hopes for any mystery guest. Perhaps Lisa Ann merely wishes to entice me into copulation. RENEE Cop-u-what? THE INTRUDER Alas, Lisa Ann, this former reality show star now the hottest star in the business, is for one woman only. The Intruder kisses Cassidy’s hand. CASSIDY The jury is still out on that one. But, I’ve ran out of patience. So, whoever you, SHOW UP NOW! THE INTRUDER I hope for a pretty lass. She might add a bit a fun to our bedroom. I have doubts it’s a wrestler of any sort. They saw me bury Tristan Nystrom in a flaming grave, and watched me bury his brother, Fabian, in a metaphorical grave. Therefore, whichever lovely lass has come to congratulate me do so now and do so topless. CASSIDY Hmph! The day is my enemy The night my fave The day is my enemy The night my fave RENEE No….. it can’t be? REJECT It better not be!!! Down! Down! Get down, get down, get down, get get down Down! CASSIDY (screaming over the music) What the FUCK IS GOING ON??!!! The Intruder in act of bravery stands with closed fists in front of Cassidy. Alas the way his hands tremble tells us of his fear. RENEE This place is going nuts!!! The already crazy ToyBox gets much more insane as now fans stand on their cheers for a better view. Of who? via GIPHY “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” The Deviants turn into full marks, many recording this historic moment. A rape and a return of a legend? Does it get any better?! CASSIDY Who do you think you are? What do you think you’re doing?! The Boston-bred vampire smirks. CASSIDY Go away! No one wants you around! And- COLIN ENOUGH! That stunning bellow shuts Cassidy’s mouth. COLIN I am disappointed in you. Sister. From leader and champion, to petty follower of a lesser man. CASSIDY Great, have your last word. THE INTRUDER And then we can finish this nonsense. COLLIN My sister, in league with a reality show contestant. It boggles the mind. Perhaps someone should have warned The Intruder of the fate of those who come up short to my measuring stick. CASSIDY Shut up! I’m older than you. Do you think you really can tell me who to be around? COLIN Maybe, this is my fault. I settled in Martha’s Vineyard to enjoy my well deserved retirement. And this comes upon me. But, Intruder did allow you to take the credit of charring a vampire, one much older than me. So perhaps he does have some minute worth? CASSIDY I’m telling you to get lost! COLIN I have killed many people, taken the lives of the elderly, and the young, the black and the white, the gay and the straight. And now I must rid you of this pale imitation of me. THE INTRUDER You’re talking about me? An imitation? Me?! COLIN So what of you, child? You stand here to day because I allow it to be so! My sister is a gift from me! A debt you can never repay. I owe you nothing, Intruder. So go on, do what you did to Tristan to me. Go on. Intruder seps through the ropes and quickly finds himself held back by Cassidy/ COLIN I welcome death, a reprieve from this tedium. Maybe no I will taste the agony I inflicyed upon al the OAOAST. Come see me at Anglemana, Intruder, and do your worst. But no mater the outcome, you will; remember me. COLIN MAGUIRE JUNIOR! Your maker. FADE OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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