Chanel #99 Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PORN AND SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS RAW IS WHORE! We hear the entrance theme along with some spooky Halloween graphics on the entrance vid... And we cut to the Deviants going wild, some in Halloween costumes of past OAOAST wrestlers. Shout out to the dude in the Northstar costume! Now we go to the announce team with Renee dressed up as a witch and Alix oddly dressed up as Isabella, which is basically just normal Alix attire with a headband! ALIX Boo! Boo! Scary times in Raw Is Whore! All the girls got sick with mono, so here’s what ya get tonight: Colombian Heat Vs. Max Moon, Rico De Janeiro, and Pete O vs. Man Mountain Rick not Rock, and in the main event we have Remy Bazil vs Sandman’s wheelchair basketball coach! RENEE The girls don’t have mono that was just a rumor Remy started, hoping to get booked. ALIX Oh yeahs, Renee? Where’d did this format sheet come from? RENEE The one written on a McDonald’s placemat? Don't Need A boyfriend, I just wanna... I don't need your money I already got some I should come with a warning I should come with a warning How do you pull up on a bad bitch, don't you know that I'm a bad bitch It don't matter if you mad rich Can you pull up on a bad bitch? Bad bitch like me Bad bitch like me Bad Bitch like me Bad bitch like me SO PULL UP ON ME~! RENEE Looks like we’ve got the Hard On Hoes champion! ALIX No one hoes like Maya! Except maybe her mama! Maya grabs a Fit with KID EXERICISE BALL and tosses it in the ring! ALIX Yay product placement! MAYA Enough is enough and it’s time for a change! Now normally I don’t mind rough stuff, I can be tied to a telephone pole and take whatever Vince149 gives me….I shouldn’t have said his name….I’m totally chill with being on top but I like someone forceful the kind that goes in on the first date.,..like Vince149, he’s the best. What I don’t like is haggard, ME TV rerun of Mama’s Family watching bitches slapping this beautiful toned young butt! "YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" MAYA Sooooooooo Etta Kitt, forget Anglemania, I want you to right now…. “PULL UP ON ME!” ALIX Damn skippy!!! The only person who pulls up is a fan in a “NEW NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS” SWEATSHIRT that gets beaten down by security. MAYA Etta, you’re not picking up what I’m laying down, chief. You might just be the generic villain for me to beat until someone cool challenges me but that doesn’t mean you can get away with this! I’m staging a sit-in! RENEE But we have a show to do! Maya plops her butt on the exercise ball. But alas Etta does not appear. MAYA You’re the worst opponent I’ve ever had Etta! I mean the Korean chick who fought me over the purse at the Dior store and smelled like eggplant was pretty bad. But you’re easily ten times worse! But since you’re sooooooooo interested in this big, thick, juicy, WHTIE ass, I’ll give you the same workout I gave Vince149 last week. Maya strips down her already skimpy outfit! In exchange we have our lusty and busty heroine in a workout outfit ALIX Krista wore that in Fit wit KID: total butt workout 17 RENEE 17?! How many times can you repeat the same exercise? ALIX As many times as needed for guys to jerk off. Duh! MAYA Bouncy! Bouncy! ALIX You should have seen Maya at her third cousin’s birthday bouncy house. Whooooo boy! Yet, still no Etta Kitt. MAYA I’m getting very annoyed! Listen up jackwagon, get your boneheaded ass out here and…. “PULLL UP ON ME!” MAYA Looks like I’m going to have to take this syndicated show to pay-per-view! Time for the Blow In! What’s a Blow In, you ask? Good question as blow in is when- No time for explanations! UNDIE BROWN evaded security and rushes into the ring! The black criminal already has his dong out as he accosts our Hard On Hoes champion! UNDIE Gonna get them draws and my dick sucked! RENEE I know Jade stopped to sex with Undie Brown, but Maya can’t… Maya doesn’t have much of a choice. As is typical of black men, Undie forces the young white bitch onto her knees. MAYA Don’t hurt me, mister! UNDIE Awww yeah, watch what I do, Reject! Watch me get my dick sucked, Reject! ALIX Kinda gay bro, kinda gay. As a thick brunette big titty and bootyed Jezebel Maya gets her sin holes slammed by Sub-Saharan schlongs on the regular. But Undie’s is different based on one factor… MAYA Mister, it smells funny. UNDIE Those are my pheromones. Reject, I can teach you how to produce your own. ALIX Again, gay, and also it smells like pee! RENEE That’s because Undie only changes his underwear once a week! Maya can’t blow him! Our champ can’t stoop so low! Undie swelled outward and even if Maya was a woman of class she couldn’t stop from sucking Undie Brown. Much to Renee’s dismay, Maya wraps those championship lips around Undie’s lengthy negro schlong. RENEE Eww! Disgusting! But the sinful Deviants let out a mighty roar. For if there is one thing that the hopelessly depraved infidel masses like more than shitty women’s wrestling, it is wanton white whores like Maya sucking dark dongs. MAYA Mister, it stinks funny. Undie doesn’t give a shit what Maya’s sense of smell determines. Like all black men he wants that white girl! And Maya’s just the white girl he needs! She swats at the head with her tongue, then grazed the velvety hardness with her teeth. Undie smiles and shudders, delighting in the feel of a white girl! Maya felt a ripple of tension traveling up through the rigid flesh. MAYA Gee, mister, it’s so big and black! While the other companies may promote black wrestlers to championships and main events the oaoast does the right thing and places black dong in young white girls. This is diversity, not the Oscars token nominations in response to OscarsSoWhite but instead offering up prime-aged white women to an underserved community. Obedient, hungry, she sucked this cock into her mouth, just wishing she had one inside her sex! There was an explosion between her legs, a flood of girl cum washing out of her. This gets a charge from Undie Brown who proceeds to splatter more black babies on Maya’s chest than Plan Parenthood sees in a week! “YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!” MAYA Thanks, mister, but next time gimmie a black baby, k? K! But Etta…. RENEE Uh oh MAYA Get out here you fucking clown! Bitch, I said get out here! Still no Etta. MAYA You’re forcing my hand, errr mouth, Etta! You know what they say in football? Next man up? Well, Maya says next cock up! DU! DU HAST! DU HAST MICH! RENEE Hey, that’s DWM’s music! Right on cue, WHITE LOTHAR (the Loki looking one) arrives to a less than pleasant reception. Though you wouldn’t know it from the brilliant smile he wears. He strolls to the ring at his own leisurely pace and settles in front of Maya WHITE LOTHAR Be at ease for you can all rejoice now! “BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MAYA Awww don’t mind them, mister, they’re just mad you’re gonna get a blowie before they do! RENEE If Etta doesn’t hurry up the Deviants might just get their chance. ALIX Not before Maya invites me to the ring for the Eat Out! White Lothar stepped out his slacks. Wearing no underwear, his eight-inch meat sprung forward. MAYA Woooooow! I gotta go to Austria someday I bet there’s a bunch of Hung Lothars for an American skank like me. WHITE LOTHAR Pity but there can only be one White Lothar. The Austrian superstar lay flat on his back, his dong standing pink, angry and ready for some slutty attention. Maya felt the throbbing in her pussy getting worse. ALIX Dive in there, step doggy daughter, dive in their like it’s a swimming pool full of cocaine and you’re Detroit Crackhead! RENEE Don’t call him out here! Maya’s climax takes her instantly as she feels the smooth grappler’s hard dick pulsing in her hand. Girl cream gushes out her slut box as her horny mouth descends upon Lothar’s full mast staff. Gulp, the brunette bimbo takes in as much as she can manage in one mouthful. That’s far more than most of what these modern women can do. via RedGIFs Triple Patty misses an opportunity to get this nominated for an emmy by forgoing Maya’s inner monologue which probably goes something like “tee-heh, I’m Maya and I may be a slut but I’m smart one, I know the capital of Mississippi. It’s M!” Truly a genius, this whore is. Our adorable little tart drools all over Lothar’s schlong. Drools like a kid who wears a helmet to school. There’s no complaints from the Deviants who hoot and holler as another electric orgasm hits Maya. ALIX The orgasm counter reached a hat trick! This is a much more pleasing sight to the Deviants than say Maya sitting in a classroom. Trying to educate their women is probably one of the dumbest things a society can do. For the female’s brain is base by nature, and when its extremely limited capacity is filled with useless facts it inevitably short-circuits. And though Maya went to good schools she remains dumb enough to suck cock for a living! While Maya eyes are open, it’s plain that the lights were on, but no one was home. Every time she rolls her mouth downward, Maya lets out an obscene-sounding “glurg.” As she moves at a speedy pace the horndogs in our fanbase are treated to quite a few glurgs! via RedGIFs After another cum Maya tries to count how many times she’s orgasmed, but she’s too dumb to count and suck dick at the same time! Just looking at her fine naked body sucking his member brought White Lothar to incredible highs. His angry, pink thing became even angrier, trembling within her mouth. In a moment it spewed white venom, flooding her oral canal! “SHE’S A HUGE WHORE! SHE’s A HUGE WHORE! SHE’S A HUGE WHORE!” The Deviants sing RENEE ELeave it to wrestling fans to point out the obvious. MAYA Wowie! I’ll extend goodwill to Europe and be your All American Cum Slut whenever you want, mister! But Etta… RENEE Uh oh. MAYA You twisted twat face with pudding for brains! DEVIANTS :o MAYA Get your ass to this ring right the fuck now and… “PULL UP ON ME!!!!” Yet still no Etta. Instead we get the music of… (Yeahhh!!!!!!!) (Go!!!!!!) (Yeahhhh!!!!!) (Go, go, go!!!!!) Bring up the dead It's time to get WICKED~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!! RENEE Lawson Belle?! Yes, Renee, LAWSON BELLE! The L-Strain rolls into Raw Is Whore, entering the ring and eyeing Maya like she’s a piece of steaj LAWSON Maya Duncan Blanchard, Maya Duncan Blanchard, that’s all I hear around Raw is Whore. Your name is everywhere. And now you want to have a blow in? A blow in with White Lothar and Undie….Brown? Don’t make me laugh. If you’re any kind of Fuck Slut From Hell, and you say you are, then you’ll suck this dick right the fuck now. “BLOW THE L-TRAIN! BLOW THE L-TRAIN! BLOW THE L-TRAIN!” RENEE What’s Maya going to do? Is she going perform oral on Lawson Belle? She needed that lovely cock, the need rooting deep in her hungry cunny. She needed to be filled, as much as she needed oxygen. And thus the slut of the year a bigger slut than any hip hop whore sunk to her knees and beheld Lawson’s nine-inch meat MAYA I'm sure u'll love how my tight pussy looks when I squirt and get it all wet for u daddy❗🙊💗 Saliva gatheres in her mouth as she runs her tongue along that elegant shaft and pursing her lips around the delicate curves of the bulb. via RedGIFs His hips jerl driving his knob against the back of her throat. In response, she draws back, keeping a tight, wet lock on his shaft. Lawson’s a bad boy and bad boys don’t give a fuck about how the girl feels. Thus he grabs her empty head, burying his fingers in her hair, and takes control. This was Maya’s segment. Now it’s Lawson’s. Again and again he rammed his prodigious engine into her mouth, faster and harder with each thrust. MAYA The L-Train pulled into just one of my stations. But I have two more stops…. “FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH!” MAYA But Etta….do you understand you’re being taunted into coming out? You can’t grasp the idea of playing your lamewad music and getting to the ring? What kind of poorly trained fleabag are you?! RENEE I have to say I’m impressed Etta is somewhere keeping her cool. ALIX I think she’s somewhere humping a black dude! Look at her butt, Renee, she totally fucks black guys. MY BOOBS! MY BOOBS ARE OKAY! RENEE That’s not Etta Kitt’s entrance music! That’s- DIDI BIGGUNS, the elder Biggun cousin and perhaps the more successful in the ring. With that confidence in tow, the Alabama native enters DIDI Missy, I sympathize with ya. But me and that runt cousin of mine got a match, and all the world is waiting to see Didi’s Bigguns big beautiful bounce. So what you need to do is go on and get! MAYA Listen up you aww shucks huck a buck piece of Sugar Belle knock off shit. I’m not going anywhere until Etta Kitt… “PULLS UP ON ME!” DIDI You know I can make you leave. MAYA Uh no you can’t. I’m not the crowd when your music hits. I’m actually gonna stay in my seat! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” ALIX Aww shit she dropped the bomb there! Didi has no comeback for that ether and instead throws a wild haymaker at Maya. The champion ducks the attack swiftly. Then Maya gets hard on the hoe by nailing her with a leapfrog facecrusher! RENEE iMaya to Didi Bigguns! “MAYA’S A GODESS! MAYA’S A GODESS! MAYA’S A GODESS!” MAYA All that talk about how smart you are, Etta and I wonder what brains you have in that thick skull of yours! If there’s any there I beat they’re the color of my Yorkie’s poop after he sneaks some of Jade’s Skittles! Obey We hope you have a lovely dayObey You don't want us to come out and play Away, now now There's nothing to see here It's under control We're only gambling with your soulObey Whatever you do, just don't wake up and smell the corruption ALIX Awww yeah, boy! Business is picking up and Maya is the CEO, Etta! .Etta Kitt does arrive to the Toy Box. Yet she’s not dressed to fight,attired in a navy business suit and big red glasses. ETTA Maya! I have borne witness to your atrocity. It has taken all I have not to enter the ring and tan your hide, Little Miss. But, Little Miss, I do not solve my problems with violence. I lost myself last Raw Is Whore when I spanked your bottom and for that, I apologize. MAYA I don’t remember giving you permission to talk like a human being, cow! ETTA Cow? Little Miss- MAYA Moooooooooooooooo! ETTA Little Miss you are being rude. MAYA Mooooooooooooooooo! ETTA Little Miss- MAYA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ETTA Little Miss, after everything I’ve done in this sport, after everything I’ve been through I will not be addressed with mooing! MAYA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ETTA Unfortunately, Little Miss, you have demonstrated what I have been saying all along: you are a girl in need of saving! Your mother failed you, your father failed you, but I will not fail you, Little Miss. I will save you no matter the cost, no matter the obstacle, no matter WHAT! MAYA Whatever, just take off your pants and pathetically humiliate yourself in public by exposing your pussy! “YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALIX The black dudes are going nutso! ETTA I will not lower myself to bickering with my student. Do you honestly think that you are my equal, Little Miss? I am your superior and you have given me no choice but to exercise tough love. MAYA Is that when you give a handjob instead of a blowjob? ALIX Yeah! RENEE Uh, no. The following music booms throughout The Toy Box I RENEE What now?! Maya is less concerned than Renee.... No one appears on the entrance way, it remains with Etta’s mouth twisted in a smug grin. ALIX Did we turn this place into a biker bar? What’s with the music…..OMIGAWD look Renee! Appearing in the stands is the towering, imposing figure of…. ATUNA PAIN! RENEE Atuna Pain! Atuna Pain is in the Toy BoX! This is a Halloween fright!! ALIX Business is picking up and if Maya is the CEO, Atuna’s coming to be the chairwoman of the board! Maya is rather dismissive of Atuna, flashing only a smile as the giantess hops onto the ring apron and then steps over the ropes into the ring. RENEE Atuna Pain is in a Raw Is Whore ring with the Hard on Hoes Champion! MAYA Uh unless there’s something you didn’t check off on your application this is a Blow In, dudes only. Kay? Thanks? Atuna chuckles, something few thought she’d due based on her vignettes. She even goes as far as to give Maya a pat on the head. ALIX Time for Cuddles! Cuddles? Not quite as Atuna sweeps Maya into a bearhug!!!! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” MAYA AhhhhH! Ouch! The screams of the champ are delicious music to Atuna. The beast from PA begins swinging the champion around like a rag doll. ALIX Put her down! She didn’t do a damn thing to you, Pain! MAYA Owwwwwwwwwwwwww! Despite just meeting, Atuna continues to torment Maya like they were ancient foes. MAYA Ahhhh! Please stop! The crowd watches in horror, some throwing trash into the ring, as Atuna treats Maya like Vader to enhancement talent. ETTA That will do, Miss Pain. On Etta’s orders, Atuna casually drops Maya to the ground. The champ lands in a small of puddle of cum left over from the Blow In ETTA Little Miss, it is the teacher’s job to prepare her students for life outside the school setting. Tonight, you learned a valuable lesson, and at Hottiemania you will receive a cold hard slap in the face as you come to face a new reality. Your championship reign, your shenanigans, your debauchery is through. Deep inside you, you know it’s the truth, you know that I am in control. And all you have left, Little Miss, is hope. Fortunately for my lesson plan for you, I’ve been crushing people’s hopes since 1995. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 ***Ladybird Jones Vs Jade Rodez Duncan*** Ladybird didn’t get an entrance but she did get promo time…. LADYYBIRD I have two missions in life: to preach the goodness of LeBrenda James and teach the fundamentals of professional wrestling! ALIX Heheheh loser. LEBRENDA And nothing chafes my rooster more than Jade Rodez Duncan. “OINK! OINK! OINK!” RENEE No rooster here’s! LADYBIRD Jade, I am NO Etta Kitt. There is a time and a place for booty shaking, I agree! Where we disagree is this. That time is not during a wrestling match and that place is not the wrestling ring. But even if you would adhere to common sense and fundamentals your envelope is sealed. You have violated LeBrenda in every way but the sexual. Now it’s time for tough love and a rough ride! ALIX Everyone should have a friend like Ladybird. Someone you can throw to wolves while you run for safety. RENEEE Interesting concept of friendship t's time for the twerkulator It's time for the twerkulator I'ma shake what my mama gave me I'ma shake my money-maker It's time for the twerkulator It's time for the twerkulator It's time for the twerkulator It's time for the twerkulator (ayy) LILLIAN The following contest is a singles match! Already in the ring, from Fairfax, Virgina, she is THE BIRD OF PREY….LADYBIRD JONES! “BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” LILLIAN And her opponent, from right here In LA, she is “THE BOOTY SOLDIER” JADE RODEZ DUNNNCAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN! "YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Hottiemania is coming up and Jade collides with LeBrenda James! Is it a Halloween fright for LeBrenda James or is it the oppurtunity of a lifetime? ALIX Jade’s gonna make LeBrenda swallow fists like Jade swallows bacon…or sperm! RENEE OINK! Referee Rikishi is on hand to call the action, but the action seems to be in Jade’s Booty shorts….. LADYBIRD Stop it! JADE I can’t, it’s developed a mind of its own. LADYBIRD Then get a hold of that mind! JADE I’ll try….bad white asss….bad! LADYBIRD Showboating violates the fundamentals. Ladybird snuck behind Jade and then drop kicked her big fat ass! Jade staggered into the ropes where Ladybird repeatedly stomp her foooooiionnne tushy! ALIX No stop! She’s supposed to star in Toni’s “White Trash dig for black dongs!” Have you seen the previews? Lord have mercy. Ladybird hit something of Ann uppercut to Jade’s rude rump. Alas the following happened…. JADE I think you made it mad! Butt bump by Jade! Ladybird tumbled to the ground in shock. The Harvard grad rose and endured another butt bump from the angry ass! Miss Harvard retreated to the corner only for Jade to blast her with a pair of double knees! “YYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAASSAAA!” RENEEE That’s a move Leon made famous! ALIX And Krissy has made sure his five inch peen is famous. Ladybird stumbled out the corner dragging herself into a less than graceful dropkick! Cover…. ONE! TWO! Kickout! Ladybird rolled onto the ring apron, desperate for a reprieve. LADYBIRD Live to fight another day! ALIX That’s the Harvard motto, but the UCLA motto is Alix is so great and the best alum ever! But Jade caught LadyB inside a front face lock! Vertical suplex? No Ladybird reversed it into a lateral press! Cover… ONE! Easy kickout by Jade! LADYBIRD I’m going to render your offense more impotent than these Ddeviants! Ladybird went straight to the illegal choke, using her boot to cause Jade no shortage of anguish! “BACON BITCH! BACON BITCH! BACON BITCH!” RENEE What’s fundamental about an illegal choke? ALIX I think Krista might do some choking when she finds out how Jade’s appetite is effecting the catering bill! Ladybird tried to press slam Jade and found nothing but difficulty in lifting her a centimeter. JADE Come on! I’m not that big! Ladybird’s back hurt so much from the failed lift that she exited the ring, groaning in agony. JADE I’m really not that bad. Alas, the attempt to lift Jade proved so lethal that Ladybird began CRAWLING on the LED ramp to the backstage. JADE You know what? I’m not gonna take this. New Jade. Same ol Duncan ass whupping! Jade chased Ladybird, who by now, had made her way past the XXX Angletron. RENEE This thing is heading backstage! It did as Jade found Ladybird and began walloping her back with clubbing forearms! LADYBIRD Noooooooooooooooooo! ALIX Take her to the woodshed! Instead, Jade thrre adybird through the door to the catering room. Fluffers scatter, Pipi complains about Jade almost knocking over her LUNCHABLE, and Jade eyed the hot dogs instead of the HALLOWEEN CANDY! JADE Mmmmmmm hot dogs The pillars of Jade’s anger crumbled at the sight of the delicious dogs. There is nothing Jade can do. No fight she could mount. The Hot Dog was in full control and seizes her mouth But then! But then! But then LEBRENDA JAMES arrived to bash Jade in the back of the head with the dreaded BASKETBALL (now signed by LeBron) LEBRENDA Hot dog? I’m the hot one, dawg! Jade doesn’t seem to care because she’s CHOKING on her hot dog. Thankfully DOCTOR MAX ANDERSON was on hand to give her the Heimlich maneuverer. Jade lay in his arms, breathing raggedly, but still pointing a menacing finger at LeBrenda. LEBRENDA Queen Elziabeth is dead but my reign continues, I rule this queendom, and my reign will never be over. A thousand years later and you’ll still see me on this throne! That’s word! TONIGHT'S SPOOOOOOOOOOOKY MAINEVENT......THE AWO VS CHICKS OVER BLACK DICKS, ADELPHE NERDREGARD and CHARLI 9INE.....TONIGHT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Our next scene features Referee Nerdregard, in Hottiemania Baseball Cap, standing in front of a RIW banner with THE NASTY BOYDS in sexy prison guard garb and THE MIDNIGHT FOXES, at his sides. RFN 30 years in this business and I’ve set it on fire! All my Nerdly cousins couldn’t do what I did and that’s be the star of the show. I’ve got 30, no 100 more years to go! But Sammi Cayley, Brea Brea, Freakazoids, you’ve got weeks left in the show, my show, because YOU’RE FINISHED! BRIT But that all depends on you, Cousin Sammi. Do you surrender to us like you surrendered your vagina to Win Griffey? Or do you stand up and fight with your friends? NIKKI Sammi! You’re going to kneel, cousin, just like the inmates at the prison knealt and ate our tight assholes. BRIT We’ve ascertained your true power, Sammi, and that of your friends. And it’s lacking. But if you want to challenge us? NIKKI You’ll do it our way! Because everyone does it the Nasty Way! RFN What's the Nasty Way! I'll tell you the Nasty Way, it's filthy and freaky and downright vulgar! And for the biggest show of the year, HOTTIEMANIA, where you have the biggest star of the year, no building is big enough to contain the Nasty Way. BRIT That is why, Sammi, you will bring your friends to our level. You're too weak to defeat us, cousin, and you can only find this out in our domain. Not a prison, but a WalMart Parking Lot. RFN Four on four, WalMart Parking Lot Brawl, baby! Midnight Foxes, Nasty Boyds against The Mega Hotties and The Freakazoids!!! CALI Wal...wal....wal...MART?! Eww! They have people who dress...awfully! Like guys who are clearly not allowed around children wearing neon green booty crack exposing shorts? Or 55 year old ladies in Chevy Traxes they call the MILF Mobile? Or hookers meeting up with Johns in the dairy aisle? Vomit Inducing! RUBY Those kinds of freaks would make for an excellent vict - Er, guinea pig. But I suppose the dark lord would frown on letting them live. NIKKI Those are our people, and our victims! You can come roll around in the mud with them, cousin, get filthy, and get Nasty! RUBY The WalMart Parking Lot is going to reek of cum and fear... What a marvelous place to weave a horrific curse! But... another part of me wants to get far, far away... as fast as I can. RFN There is no running and there is no escape! It's Hottiemania, baby! I'm Referee Wally Nerdregard and I'm telling Sammi Cayley, Brea Brea, Bobbi Cheesecake and December Belle you all are in DEEP SHIT! THE FRIGHTS CONTINUE ON TMW....THE INTRUDER VERSUS TANNER NEPTUNE....TMW GALAXY TITLE ON THE LINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 We're taken to the back room, where Fluffers work on their most important skill...SUCKING DICK!! But our focus is on.... ANNIE who stands with.... ALYSANNE and.... LADY XFL ANNIE Yes! Annie is on the scene first, with an exlcusive interview with Lady XFL and Alysanne! Inquiring minds need to know...can you two focus with Rhaenys looming at Hottiemania?? ALYSANNE Annie, do you have any sisters? ANNIE I'm an only child. They only needed one to get it right! ALYSANNE Look at miss lucky. You don't have an overbearing attention hog forcing you into anything, trapping you, basically abusing you., Rhaenys never should have been born! Forget her come back to this industry, she never should have came out my mom's womb! ANNIE That's kind of harsh, isn't it. ALYSANNE She earned it! And guess what, Annie? She earned her beating at Anglemania. She should have behaved herself and faded away from me. She's a little bit stupid, like a lot of the girls here. And stupid is dangerous. Dangerous for the stupid ones. Add her to the list of idiots, Xena destroyed. LADY XFL You don't understand what you;ve done, Rhaenys. Your career is over, Rhaneys. Game time is pain time and the clock is ticking, bitch. You won't be murdered, you won't be beat up, you will be RAPED! I will take whatever innocence you have left, roll it up into a nice hard stick and cram it in your slut hole, bitch. You're mine, millions of nerves on your body, and I'm gonna rape them to hell!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 ***The Bigguns VS Jobette Burr & Edwina “Crazy Like A” Foxx*** LILLIAN The following is a tag team contest!! RENEE We saw Didi try to budge Maya out the ring earlier, and that went- ALIX Double plus ungood! The Bigguns entered to “My Boobs Are OK” by Lene Alexandra RENEE The Bigguns enter having been the first team eliminated in the tag team Guantlet last show. I wonder what their tag team record is?’ ALIX Ehhhh, losing all those tag matches really compleiments the whole my boobs are my only asset thing they have going. RENEE Frankly, I thought Maya was going to flatten Didi’s implants DING DING DING A bit intimidated by Jobette Burr’s voluptuous figure, Pipi had to show off her own Bigguns... DIDI Ha! PIPI You think something funny? DIDI I think two things are funny. *snicker* RENEE It’s nice to see Didi’s ego didn’t take a bruising from Maya. Jobette pounced upon a distraught Pipi and beat her into the corner. There Jobette made the tag to Edwin Foxx. The enhancement talents sent Pipi into the ropes, only for Pipi to come back and blast them with a leaping shoulder tackle. Even though it only dropped them to their knees, Pipi had to kiss the guns... DIDI What was that s’posed to be?! DIDI I’m showing MY LUTHER how this tounge do. DIDI *snicker* RENEE While they argue, let’s talk to Jose Cantu-Si. ALIX Bring back DA SHEEP! RENEE Jose, you’ve struck a deal to appear at Hottiemania! JOSE I’m not just appearing, Renee. ALIX Take the fee and no show? Why didn’t I think of that! JOSE Everyone is going gaga over this Valencia. I’m not gonna lie to ya, I loathe Valencia. She pricked me, cut me open, did a blood sacrifice, and I’m still not right. But, I’m gonna give her a chance to make herself look good to the Boy Toy. Take the top off, take the bottoms off, take the whole shebang off and show me what you got, lil mama Pipi hammered away at Edwina, not liking the fact that Mrs.Foxx sported a G cup. PIPI Get those nasty blobs outta MY LUTHER’S sight. DIDI He probably ain’t even watching this match. Foxx fought back, rifling knife edge chops into Pipi’s less than ample chest. Stunned, Pipi found herself whipped to the ropes. But she recovered and hit Foxx with a DOUBLE D BULLDOG!! “PAST YOUR BEDTIME! PAST YOUR BEDTIME! PAST YOUR BEDTIME!” the Deviants taunted Pipi PIPI My bedtime is 10:30! DIDI *snicker* RENEE Jose, are you offering sexual intercourse to Valencia at Hottiemania? JOSE Keep up, Renee, and don’t be goofy. I’m giving her one shot to prove her value to the world. RENEE By taking off her clothes? ALIX The Spezia way! JOSE She can drag those skin and bones onto my stage and COMPETE with her fellow Hotties in Jose Cantu-Si's HOT BODY CONTEST! ALIX My mom won one of those in 1996! Pipi went to the second rope....and quickly realized it’s kind of high up! Thus she went to the bottom rope. But she when she leapt for her axe handle smash, Foxx smashed her in the gut with a knee. As Pipi stumbled the jobbers made the tag. Unfortunately for the enhancement talents, Pipi rifled off a pair of dropkicks to bowl them over! RENEE So you’re telling me if the judges- JOSE I’m the only judge. RENEE Even worse! If Valencia has the best routine you're willing to award her the title of Hottest Body? JOSE I’ll do it with a smile on my face. Didi took the tag, and riled the crowd up with some boobie shaking en route to the ring. But Jobette came in quick and school girled Didi! Yet, Didi refused to go down! Thus Jobette ended up yanking Didi’s booty shorts down. And what the skimpy fabric once hid now was bared to the world! “YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Now that is what I call a Hot Body! JOSE And if she wins then she wins. Didi booted her foe away in order to attend to her wardrobe malfunction. Get it while the getting is good said the camera man focused on Didi’s big fat white ass... Didi regained control and launched Jobette through the ropes to the ring apron. Jobette sat uncomfortably close to Pipi who smashed Jobette in the ribs with a pair of hard kicks! RENEE Ouch! We can already see Jobette having trouble breathing after those kicks. Jobette staggered into the ring and fell victim to Didi’s SITOUT ALABAMA SLAM! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” Cover.... ONE! TWO! PIPI TAGGED HERSELF IN AND STOLE THE COVER... ONE! TWO! THREE!! DING DING DING Winners: The Biggguns, via pinfall DIDI What the hell do you think yer doing, Pipi? PIPI MY LUTHER likes winners. I’m the winner! DIDI He ain’t yer Luther, he doesn’t care who wins womens wrestling matches and again he ain’t yer Luther! Now come here so I can tan yer hide! PIPI Try me, Didi, go on and try me! Road agents Colombian Heat and Snot got between the cousins before they could come to blows! Still, the two men had a difficult time preventing the pair from sinking their claws into each other’s faces! RENEE Jose, what if Pipi and Didi get into a fight during your Hot Body Contest? JOSE Then they’ll fall flat on their faces, just like I expect that bitch Valencia to! There’s only one Dove who’s Honey in the OAOAST and you just got done chatting with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 “Sex” by Collette Carr hits to welcome Annagret Wickedborn to the stage.... Sex, the way you move it make me wanna Sex, question is are we gonna Sex, we ain't kids... Sex, I know we just met but listen Sex, the way you move it make me wanna Sex, question is are we gonna Sex, we ain't kids... Sex, no disrespect but I need your sex Face down, ass up, that's the way I shake my butt RENEE There she is, one fifth of the CUNTucky Derby lineup! Alix, you’d have to guess Annagret’s the favorite with all those black guys at her disposal. ALIX Nope! It’s Krista, she’s ready and willing to be a black cum disposal. RENEE Well, she did give birth to the cum dumpster, Jade. ANNAGRET You know, I have a heart! RENEE Shocking news! ANNAGRET My heart absolutely goes out to all the white guys with their puny, teeny tiny, measly little dicks, who are going to have to spend their Anglemania evening stroking that wimpy stub. Meanwhile, all my dark daddies are going to be…ooooohhh….I can’t get to all those big hung niggers fast enough! Mmmm, I’m soaking wet just thicking of those stiff, thick negro cocks plundering my tight widdle white holes! Their strong hands, rubbing all over my slender Caucasian body. Something you weak white men will never be able to do! We cut to a female fan waving a BLACK COCKS MATTER sign. ANNAGRET But, like I said, I so totally have a heart! Look at the drooling white guys in the front row, I hope everyone takes a page out of THEIR book and worships the only goddess in Raw Is Whore. Because she is giving you a holy gift. I’m going to show you what I WON’T be wearing for the CUNTtucky Derby! ALIX Oh baby, mami likey! RENEE She hasn’t done anything yet. ALIX The buildup is as good as the the show. Ooooh, Pete-O just tweeted, “ Exactly, Alix. Like, a lapdance from a sophomore.” RENEE I really hope he meant college sophomore. ANNAGRET Play my music….before someone gets hurt! Try not to have a too good a time with this HALLOWEEN TREAT, Alix, this is for the whiteboys… ALIX She’s got kind legs, the kind I want wrapped around me! Hhahahahaha, Alix you are too much. Thanks for saying that, Renee. RENEE’ I didn’t! ALIX If Vrigin Mary got down like Annagret she might have saved Jesus’ life. Just saying is all! I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm I go on to many dates [chuckle] But I can't make 'em stay At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm RENEE Here she comes! ALIX My wife! As the boss who loves the sauce, Krista arrives, Annagret is less than pleased… KRISTA Hi, darling. Happy Halloween. ANNAGRET Don’t darling me! KRISTA Are you volunteering to be all the whiteboys little helper? ANNAGRET I said nothing of the sort! KRISTA I’m sorry it’s just we’re about to be surrounded by more darkies than a Kendrick Lamar concert and you’re going on about whiteboys. ANNAGERET Are you deaf as well as old? What did I literally say in the opening of my speech? KRISTA Something, something, white guys with their dicks. Don’t worry, my dark darlings, Krista won’t forsake you. I’ll take very good care of you. ANNAGRET You're out of your league, honey. But do your best. At that? Krista departs the stage. RENEE That’s a first. ALIX Nah she does that all the time when her mom comes over. ANNAGRET Ha! She left! Maybe Toni Patrica signed off for her new walker! KRISTA (OS) Just need to get a seat for these old bones. Krista re-arrives and I think Alix sums it up best… ALIX Oh mama!!!!! Indeed this mama is looking like a horny little she devil… ANNAGRET And, JUST what do you think you’re doing? KRISTA I’m having a seat while you tell us how much you love white penis. ANNAGRET I hate white penis! And I hate YOU! Cinnamon? Deal with her! ……….. ANNAGRET Cinnamon? KRISTA The blond with the grey eyes and the smirking lips? She’s brushing that flying horse. ANNAGRET Gah! I’m leaving, because I do have better things to do than play with grandmothers. Annagret storms off leaving behind a smirking Krista, who decides to show off for the sold out audience! ALIX She’s got kind legs, the kind- RENEE You used that joke already. ALIX Shoot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 We follow a FUMING Annagret Wickedborn to the parking garage. Which oddly enough contains a peagaus! Not just any peagasus, but ChubChub! And who should be attending ChubChub’s coat, but… CINNAMON SPOONS, Annagret’s sister. CINNAMON Sissy! Look at the new saddle - SLAP!! ANNAGRET TOOK HER BACK HAND ACROSS CINNAMON’S FACE! CINNAMON 😮 Nuff said? I suppose so as Annagret leaves with a snarl and closed fists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 We’re taken to the back lounge where we find Annie posted up with the full AWO. Each girl where’s titty exposing AWO tube tops. ANNIE I am in the back room with the one, thee only, AWO! AWO, gals, you’re heading into a four woman match against Charli 9ine, Adelphe Nerdregard and Chicks Over Black Dicks. This is your first time teaming together? Any jitters? JENNA Jitters?! For the official AWO interviewer you don’t know us all that well. We are the inheritors of a glorious legacy. Those flats you wear stand on our ground, the noise you hear of people fucking, they fuck on our time and in our home. When you suck a guy off, Annie, you’re sucking on our permission. Jitters? We don’t know the meaning of the word. But we do know the meaning of the word: win. And that’s all we’ve done since coming to claim our legacy. RENEE Well, Dreamy did kinda get squashed by Charli. DREAMY First of all you won’t refer to me as Dreamy. You will call DREEEAAAAMMMMY! ANNIE DREEEEAAAMMMMMY! DREAMY There you go. Future tag team champion. I wasn’t ready for Charli, I got caught off guard. ANNIE But you issued the challenge. DREAMY Nevermind! What’s important is that me and Tabby stand across the ring from Chicks Over Black Dicks. A little Anglemania preview? Be careful. You blink and you might miss a squash. We’re gonna show LA, a city of frauds and phonies what a real champion looks like. ANNIE Tabitha do you share Dreamy’s confidence? TABITHA Annie I, a lot of people think I’m only obsessed with my body and working out. Crystal said Tabby is the perfect nickname for me because I’m lazy like a cat. But, I’m too beautiful to be bothered by those criticisms. I’m not interested in the tag team division, because it’s full of basic women, And no one is more basic than Eponine Black. I hold a special grudge against her, second generation or not. I’ve got a mainevent body and The Mainevent Spinebuster and they’re coming for you, Eponine Black. ANNIE Will you ever tell us who your parent is? TABITHA A girl is entitled to her secrets. ANGLESLUT After a week of the flu, probably caused by an Adelphe curse, your Olympic hero is here, baby! Angleslut is a champion, and Angleslut only hangs out with fellow champions. A loser can only point me to a winner. Just like a broke guy can only point me to a rich guy hahaahaah! I won my gold medals with a sprained friggin ankle! I rode the stable boy doing community service with a friggin migraine! Excuse me if I don’t poop in my pants from facing Alix’s silly sister, Dan Black’s bastard, a Nerdly cousin and a girl out the trailer park. Adelphe Nerdregard plays with gems and crystals and rocks and looks for prophecies and information about the future. Well I’ll tell you your future, I’ll tell you all your future! You’re going to live in a new world. JENNA The AWO’s world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 Backstage the OAOAST’s #1 deviant Terry Taylor is like a pig in shit inside THE SKYLITES’ private dressing room. The girls, though, are visibly annoyed (well, all except the lovable Dasha The Rappa) and it has nothing to do with the cock in the henhouse. TERRYSkylar, after everything that’s gone down in recent weeks between the Skylites, Woke Queens and Euphoria, Raw is Whore General Manager Krista has signed a 6 women’s tag for HottieMania! Your reaction? Skylar gives Terry the side-eye. The silence is broken when PENNY MARS shoves DASHA THE RAPPA against the wall. PENNYYou dumb stupid bitch! This whole deal is because of you! Dasha gasps for air with Penny’s forearm lodged under her throat. BILLIEYeah, dum-dum. We should be getting ready for a title match, not a fight. *sucks on lollipop* KATHYOnly positive is that it’s not at a Wal-Mart. LAURIA real bummer since we can’t hop inside after for a laugh. *pouts* Skylar brushed Penny aside to run her hand across Dasha’s hair and face. Home viewers make a mad dash for the KY as Dasha is reminded what a bitch Skylar truly is when she’s thrown at the feet of the other Skylites who laugh like a pack of hyenas. Fortunately Terry comes to our favorite Ukrainian’s aid, putting his own personal welfare at risk to do the right thing because not all heroes wear capes. Except that’s the Terry of Earth-360. Here on Earth-69 the Rooster blends into the background and gets hard at the violation of Dasha! The OAOAST’s #1 deviant indeed. But the stooge is stooged off by LAURI and forced on all fours, mic stuffed in mouth, to be used as a human seat by Skylar. Dasha then has her top ripped open and is choked by the strap of her overalls. The verbal and physical abuse continues as Billie gives her a TITTY TWISTER! Lauri’s next to get in on the fun with a series of playful boob slaps while Kathy Karen Kelly yanks Dasha’s hair! Enjoying the sexual sadism is Skylar, comfortably sprawled across the back of Terry. She flashes a grin as Penny applies a STRAP-ON and gives Dasha a deep throating! GAG! GAG! GAAAAAAG! So rough is the act Dasha nearly coughs up her Flintstones vitamins! 10 million schlongs and growing! Then in a reference only .01 of our audience will get, Billie tells Penny in an Argentinian accent, “I want da belt!” While Billie takes possession of the strap-on, Kathy (lit cigarette in mouth) produces a KENDO STICK, exposes Dasha’s backside and delivers the bootin’ Putin wishes he could. TWHACK! TWHACK! TWHACK! Kathy takes a puff and blows smoke at Dasha’s redden tush, then... TWHACK! TWHACK! TWHACK! As the Skylites continue to make the happenings in an all women’s prison look like a church service (and probably is in certain circles!), Skylar begins to feel hot. She snaps her fingers and the girls drag Dasha over. Dasha’s eyes plea for mercy but Skylar decides to shoot an unsanctioned Snickers commercial. SKYLARHungry? Why wait? The other Skylites all too happily SPIT in Dasha’s mouth and then rub her face in Skylar’s well-groomed snatch! But when Dasha refuses to eat Billie goes behind and makes like the Energizer Bunny going and going deep inside Ukrainian territory! Beads of sweat visual evidence of the hot action Dasha’s been forced to partake as she glistens under the bright lights. Yet Billie’s makeshift kiddie ride is nothing compared to the pain and pleasure Dasha experiences when FISTED by Lauri! ONE! TWO! THREE! The Skylites count in mock fashion as if a heel is being hammered by a face in the corner during a match. By the time Lauri reaches 10 Dasha is about ready to pass out, her body trembling following quite a squirt show! Skylar turns to Terry. SKYLAR There’s your juicy sound bite. The girls laugh... WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! ... but not for long when EUPHORIA bashes in their door with her trademark baseball bat! EUPHORIA Hiya, bitches! I stand with Ukraine! KATHYWell I stand with caning your ass! *swings kendo stick* Euphoria blocks the kendo stick with her bat and whacks 3K across the tush! Penny and Billie rush Euphoria only to be thwarted by Woke Queens TORI MALIBU & HOW2GIRL! OAOAST officials too busy jerking off in the other room finally decide to break things up while Skylar flees unscathed. Woke Queens quick to tend to a shaken Dasha, as are our officials but they’re in no hurry to cloth her! Tori yanks the mic out of Terry’s (who’s still on all fours, stiff from arthritis or the sex show, who knows!) mouth. TORIAll right, Skylar, you’ve gone far enough. The mistreat of Dasha ends at HottieMania. Dasha shoots Tori a look that says “you mean now isn’t a good time”. EUPHORIA Sorry, babe, pro wrestling 101. Gotta save it for the big show. HOW2GIRLTo you villainous vixens— EUPHORIA Whatcha gonna do when the titties of justice run all over you! *flexes* Woke Queens just shrug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 ***The AWO Vs Charli 9ine, Adelphe Nerdregard and Chicks Over Blacks Dicks*** Charli started for her squad, which led Dreamy to say DREAMY I’m NEXT chumpstain! Jenna doth protested, but Referee Titania took Dreamy’s looping kick to Charli’s head as a sign of The Dreamster starting. Alas, Charli shrugged off the blow and muscled Dreamy into a neutral corner. There Charli hit a series of shoulders to the gut! DREAMY Off! Off! Offffffffff! RENEE I don’t think you can kick someone in the head and say “OFF! OFF!” when they fight back. ALIX You can if you’re DREEEEAAAAMMMYYY! Charli did indeed let off….only to rush forward with a running face scrape on poor Dreamy. The Lake Oswego, Oregon native staggered out the corner accidentally allowing herself to be floored by Charli’s discus lariat! Suddenly, Charli realized she was looking a little too powerful to attract a man and put on a demur look… RENEE Face it, Charli, we all know you get bodies rocking. Dreamy hurried to tag in Jenna Malibu, THE PRODIGY. Zack’s daughter arrived with a a replica OVARY TITLE, which she happily showed off CHARLI Take that off. CHARLI I said TAKE THAT OFF!!! CHARLI Jenna didn’t appreciate the jab and THREW THE BELT at Charli! Luckily Titania intercepted it! But the distraction was done as Jenna rolled over Charli with a spinning wheel kick! Cover… ONE! Not even a two-count! Charli rolled into an empty corner and unfortunately met with a wave of stomps by Jenna. Zack’s pride and joy then raked Charli’s eyes across the top rope before slamming her to the black mat. Then The Prodigy applied the tag with ANGLESLUT! “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” ANGLESLUT You all have awful tastes! I’m sweeter than candy! ALIX Renee, I met Angie aka AngleSlut when she was a kid riding mechanical horses in front of Rite Aid and I knew she’d be special. RENEE She is our first Olympic gold medalist with two medals in the grueling sport of Equestrian Dressage Angie got cocky early on… ANGLESLUT Come on, baby…. Charli came on and a brawl ensued! Charli got the upper hand and lifted Angie onto her shoulder! But the Pittsburgh slipped out the back and then tried for an inverted DDT. Tried being the key word as Charli kneed her way out the hold! Stunned, Angleslut couldn’t stop Charli from hitting an over the shoulder powerslam! ALIX My god what power from the OVARY champion! A tag to Eponine suddenly got the ambivalent Tabitha wound up. TABITHA Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! ANGLESLUT With no desire to face her fellow second-generation star, Angie tagged in another 2nd gen star, Tabitha. ALIX Ya know something, brothers, this weirdo beef Tabby Cat has with Eponine might give us some Blues Clues about Tabitha’s parentage. RENEE What do you mean? ALIX Eponine doesn’t like her dad, Tabitha doesn’t like Eponine, maybe their long lost sisters! Alix, you are a genius. Thanks, Renee, I appreciate you saying that. RENEE I didn’t! Tabitha surges forward with a lariat that was matrix ducked by Eponine. The Brit quickly converted her position to trip Tabitha with a drop toe hold. That lead Eponine to switch into a side headlock. Using her strength, Tabitha fought to her feet. But that didn’t do much as Eponine brought her down with a snapmare then converted that into a whiplash! Cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! Tabitha rolled upright and booted Eponine….yet Eponine caught the foot and dragon screwed Tabitha over. Red faced with anger, Tabby hurried to her feet only for HER to endure a boot to the stomach. Eponine followed that up with a stunner! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEEBlackout! DREAMY Hey look! Cute K-Pop boys kissing! EPONINE Holy shit! Where?! Where?! That distraction allowed Tabitha to recover and then hit Eponine with a TABBY CAT PRESS SLAM! Eponine writhed in pain that got worse as Tabitha STOOD ON HER FACE! RENEE I think Tabitha is going to have her way with Eponine, ALIX Mmmm, hot! TITANIA Get off her! Tabitha walked away a little pissed off… But she came back to lay out Eponine with a lariat! And for those of you who like muscle women, Tabitha flexed those finely sculpted guns…. ALIX Someday, somewhere, this sexy bitch is going to forget to pay her membership to Equinox and then she’ll have to work out at Lifetime with the fatties! RENEE Dear god! Tabitha whipped Eponine into the ropes, which earned a blind tag from Isabella! ISABELLA Yea! Izzy is here! Tabitha wanted to go after Eponine, but Izzy caught her with a springboard BOOB BUMP! ALIX Izzy just upgraded those things to a D cup! Izzy dropped an elbow on Tabitha, which seemed to do little damage to the mysterious starlet… Tabitha’s nap lasted not long as Isabella nailed her with a much more powerful springboard elbow! This led to Izzy flexing her guns… Tabitha rolled away to tag in Dreamy… “DREAMY EATS ASS! DREAMY EATS ASS! DREAMY ASS!” DREAMY I don’t eat ass….unlike your mom’s! “BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” FAN IN “SHATTERED DREAMS” DREAMY SHIRT FUCK YOU! DREAMY ROCKS MY SOCKS! Distracted, Dreamy didn’t see Isabella leap into the top turnbuckle. She only became aware of Isabella’s presence when Izzy leaped to the top rope and blasted her with a springboard axe handle! ALIX Good god, I love the way they bounce! RENEE The surgeon did a great job. A tag to Adelphe brought the fans to their feet! RENEE Listen to that reaction for Adelphe Nerdregad, cousin of the Nerdly family! Dreamy pounced on Adelphe, walloping her with overhand chops. Dreamy then did a little dance with Adelphe for fun… And TRIED to take her over with a side belly to belly. But Adelphe fought out the attack and promptly threw Dreamy down with a flying snapmare! RENEE A Blazing Light just engulfed Dreamy! Cover… ONE! TWO! ANGLESLUT BROKE UP THE COUNT! Adelphe held no love for Angleslut, who taunted her rather crudely…. RENEE Those two tangle at Hottiemania in a few weeks. I can’t wait! With Titania distracted by Angleslut’s taunting and cuteness, Dreamy pitched Adelphe out of the ring. Time to cheat? Yes, sir as Jenna tossed Adelphe into the ring apron. CRAAAACK!! Adelphe screamed in pain upon hitting the hard apron. Agonized, she was tossed back into the ring and promptly pinned by Dreamy.... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Jenna got the tag, earning herself a round of jeers from the audience. And certainly no one liked seeing Dreamy whip Adelphe into Jenna’s big boot! RENEE Jenna’s almost invincible out there. The Prodigy twisted her long lovely legs around Adelphe. Wow, she did such good work the cameraman focused on the sexually charged hold…. But despite the pain Adelphe pried Jenna’s legs off her body. Groaning, Adelphe brought herself up and then hit an unprepared Jenna with a jawbreaker. ALIX Invincible! Hahahah! Like, dude, even Krista took a DDT from Rico. Adelphe slapped hands with Charli, who was more than ready to rumble with her OVARY title challenger. Instead Jenna tagged in Tabitha. JENNA Heh. RENEE Mind games are being played by Jenna Malibu. ALIX That’s nothing like Zack! Zack had a little something called class, a little something called honor, a little something in his pants. Tabitha went right to work pressing Charli above her head. Not only pressing her but she held Charli for fifteen seconds before press slamming her to the ground! RENEE Wow! What strength! Tabitha continued to show off DA GAINZ and showed why she gives furious handjobs… But Charli popped up and laid Tabitha out with a lariat! CHARLI Don’t make me angry! Realizing she’s showing herself as a brute, Charli hurriedly tagged in Eponine Black. RENEE Would you look at Tabitha’s eyes? She’s like a wild wolverine. Indeed, Tabitha ran Eponine into the AWO and corner and proceeded to punish the Brit with clubbing forearms. RENEE What is Tabitha’s problem with Eponine? This goes beyond competitive spirit. Titania got between the furious Tabitha and her victim, trying to restore order. But this lead to Dreamy choking Eponine on the ropes! RENEE Dreamy is a scoundrel! ALIX Her dad used to sleep in his rental car because he was too cheap to pay for a motel. No class in the Sandman family! Dreamy got the official tag and went on to hit Eponine with a VNTAGE inverted DDT! DREAMY DREAMY! DREAMY! AT LAST YOU HAVE ARRIVED! “FUCK YOU, DREAMY! FUCK YOU, DREAMY! FUCK YOU, DREAMY!” Eponine reversed Dreamy’s irish whip only to endure a running dropkick from the Lake Oswego, Oregon native! RENEE Dreamy grew up in the richest town in Oregon. Sandman provided for her very well, and I think Dreamy is a bit entitled. ALIX Don’t you dare underestimate Dreamy she comes from the mean streets of the posse. The American Wet Dream twisted Eponine into a painful abdominal stretch. The agony was clear on Eponine’s gritted teeth face. But Eponine fought to the end and hip tossed Dreamy over! “YYYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” Dreamy sprung upright and then shot Eponine into an empty corner. But Dreamy’s follow-through earned her an elbow to the face. Stunned Dreamy fell back into a tag from Angleslut right as Eponine dove to tag in Isabella! “IZZY! IZZY! IZZY!” The speedy Latina ran at AS who throws a missing lariat. Little Izzy uses AS back to spring herself into a back flip and then came down to lariat Thee Stallion! RENEE Wow! ISABELLA This is for all the men who want me and all the girls who want to be! Are you ready for the grind? “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Snap powerslam by TABITHA! TABITHA There’s only one grind here! Tabitha was suddenly taken off her feet by Eponine’s german suplex! Eponine rolled through to hit a second German on Tabby Cat! RENEE Can Eponine make it three? No ma’am as Dreamy bundled Eponine out of the ring! RENEE Eponine almost had one of her classic moves! But soon Charli surged forward and SPEARED Dreamy out of her rainbow boots! ALIX Taste the rainbow? No taste defeat! Jenna surged forward with a REPLICA OVARY TITLE BELT! But rather than endure the classic belt shot, Charli overwhelmed Jenna and lariated them both over the ropes! Jenna landed on her feet, rather out of sorts, and swiftly endured a suicide dive from Isabella! ALIX Say no to suicide and say yes to Latinas! Izzy ran back into the ring and hit the ropes, preparing to hurricanrana a rising AngleSlut. But Angleslut caught Izzy on her shoulders and then flipped Latina Extrema over! Shockingly, Isabella landed on her feet! She fired off a spin kick that Angleslut swiftly dipped bellow. Thee Stallion popped up in order to swing Isabella to the mat with an… RENEE ANGLESLAM! ALIX Crap! The cover…. ONE! ALIX Kick out, Izzy! TWO! ALIX Kick out like mom’s life depends on it! THREEE!!! Winners: AWO, via pinfall ALIX Mom is dead. Whyyyyyy whyyyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy her?! RENEE Your mom isn’t dead! But this AWO movement is now taking on an even bigger life. The AWO gather in the ring, a little worse for wear, but still standing as proud victors over their Anglemania rivals. RENEE Tag title gold, the OVARY title? Where will it stop for the AWO? ALIX Right at this moment, Izzy, EB, Charli and Adelphe are wishing the AWO’s dads dumped the baddies on their mama’s chest. RENEE That’s a crude way to hype the show, that’s for sure. We’ll see you at Hottiemania! 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