Chanel #99 Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 THE OAOAST. FOR OVER 20 YEARS. THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN PORN AND SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! The following song plays…. We see a chaotic party taking place in a dystopian world. Cars have been overturned on the highway, drugs and liquor are plentiful. Not to mention the drugs. Suddenly there’s a commotion as BEDROCK is seen raging down the highway. He throws people over the side of the road, until he reaches his intended destination….. BEDROCK BLARGH!! AND NOW THE OAOAST PRESENTS....TMW SLAMMED We cut to Sofa Central where our announce team has to fight to be heard over the screaming Deviants that pack The Toy Box!!! RENEE Hello, everybody; welcome to another wild TWM special event! We hope you are having an amazing summer, and if you aren’t? Prepared to get SLAMMED! REJECT The card is dynamite, and I say dynamite with good reason. Because if Bedrock doesn’t beat Tanner tonight for the Galaxy Title, my head will explode. RENEE Will it explode it Ignatius Maddix and Wesley don’t defeat Sgt.Holt and Private Warthog in the second of two mainevents? REJECT If it was Landon, I’d say bet against a Maddix…. RENEE But before those two incredible mainevents we have some big matches. Like this one inside a steel cage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 LILLIAN The following match is a one on one STEEL CAGE MATCH, where the only way to win is to escape the steel cage, through pinfall or through submission! The Bounty Hunter entered to “Cold World” by 8 Graves Wanna take the words You're speaking off your tongue Pull color from the summer skies Wanna make the birds Forget all of their songs Pull wings off all the butterflies via GIPHY LILLIAN Now making his way to the ring, from Pasadena, California, he is THE BOUNTY HUNNNTTERRRR!!!!! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE A year ago The Bounty Hunter led a stable called The Three Hyenas, backed up by The Young Cucks. But after a few losses to Marty Fox- RENEE Which were The Young Cucks fault by the tway. RENEE The Bounty Hunter brought in this man…. TurboWolf entered to Crow Killer Blues by Rob Zombie… Apocalypse, prepare as you approach the edgePrometheus, into the flesh you carve the pledgeDeceivers, eternal howling of your needsParadise, the serpent laughing as it bleeds Darkness, judgement shall beginHeretic topped with a skeletal grinBlood lust, thieves and reptiles risePunishment, damned under blackened ey via GIPHY LILLIAN And introducing his opponent, from Shreveport, Lousiana….TURBOOOOWOOOLLLFFFF! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE But, The Bounty Hunter and TurboWolf eventually stopped seeing eye to eye. REJECT That’s a diplomatic, and frankly pussy way to put it. Bounty Hunter told Wolf to lay out Marty Fox and what did Wolf do? Acted like a cold, wet puppy and not an alpha wolf, wouldn’t get near Marty. RENEE Because Marty just lasted ten minutes in the ring with TurboWolf. Marty earned TW’s respect! I think that means something. REJECT Yeah? Did Marty hire Turbo or did Bounty Hunter? Nuff said. DING DING DING Our adorable heel had an interesting plan: he ran right for the door as referee Scotty 2 Hotty shut it. TBH Lemme out! Alas, TW pitched his former employer AGAINST the door. Sadly for TBH his body didn’t burst through. Instead TW almost burst his nose with a running face scrape! “OOOOOOOOOHHHHJJ!” RENEE TurboWolf has been trouble since the day he debuted three years ago. REJECT Tell it like it is. He’s a werewolf and a murderer. And he can’t respect Bounty Hunter?! TBH slowly dragged himself upright; this put him on the path of TW, who smoked him with a leg lariat. Pain sat visible on TBH’s usually cute face. RENEE The Bounty Hunter has no one to blame but himself. No one told him to attack Wolf after Wolf refused to follow his order to attack Marty Fox. REJECT There is someone to blame. Lisa Ann. TurboWolf outweighs Bounty Hunter by 100 pounds. And she puts them inside a steel cage. Life went from bad to worse for Bounty Hunter, who endured a corner avalanche. The Pasadena native sunk to the ring, life seemingly out of him. Yet when Wolf tried to climb the cage, Bounty Hunter clung to his leg. TBH Don’t leave me, buddy! TW Buddy?! That moment of oddity allowed Bounty Hunter to snap TW’s neck off the ring rope. After a moment to collect himself, TW ground Wolf’s face into the steel door. Worse yet, TBH then tried to jam Wolf’s dominant hand into the doorway. REMEE That’s a unique strategy. REJECT That’s the only way Bounty Hunter can win; he has to get creative. A duo of lupine elbows seperarted TBH from his werewolf rival. But a running dropkick to the Lousiana native’s knee drove them back together. Then TBH did something truly awful; he began biting TurboWolf’s dominant hand. “YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK!” RENEE Thank you for saying it, so I don’t have to. REJECT You don’t have to say anything because you don’t know what it’s like to be in a cage with a man who weighs a hundred pounds more than you. TW slammed a running knee into TurboWolf’s afflicted hand, dropping the Southern wolf to his knees. Eager to get going, TW began scaling the cage wall. Alas he overestimated the damage done to TW; the Shreveport raised grappler rammed a superman lariat into TBH’s prone body! The sickening thud of TBH sandwhiched between cage and forearm rang loud and true. The only reason TBH didn’t hit the mat was because TW crotched him on the ropes! RENEE I can’t say The Bounty Hunter doesn’t deserve that. He probably deserves worse. TBH fell to the ground a groaning and crying man. At these tears, TW only could look on in disgust. But this was an error as TBH kicked at his dominant hand. Reeling, TW had no defense against the spin kick, TBH sent into his neck! RENEE White Lies! This time, TBH crawled to the door, desperate for salvation. TBH Open it! Open it! Open it! The cage door opened and we witnessed the shocking sight of TBH sloooooowllly crawling out of it. Yet much to TBH’s dismay and agony, TW slammed the cage doo on TBH’s shoulder! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH” A second time? Why not as TW nearly separated TBH’s shoulder with a brutal door slam! As gruesome as the scene was there was something more gruesome striding down the entrance ramp: a snorting, snarling, and ROID RAGING REX! RENEE It’s REX! It’s The Monster! REJECT What does he want?! REX reached the cage door, his drug induced furor seemingly growing by the second. With a wild scream he TORE THE CAGE WALL OFF IT’S MOORINGS!!!!! “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” RENEE He is a monster! REJECT No human could have done that! ReX jumped into the ring, over the destruction he created…and began bashing TurboWolf with punches! TW fought back, the two big men going it inside the ruined cage. RENEE It’s more Hell In The Cell than steel cage! ReX got the upper hand on the more wore-down TW and dropped him with a DOCTOR BOMB! REX I’M A MONSTER!!!! Meanwhile, the crafty TBH, dragged his ripped shoulder, battered bones and slunk out the cage! DING DING DING Winner: The Bounty Hunter, via escape RENEE The Bounty Hunter stole one! REJECT TurboWolf better worry about ReX. Because, TW may be a werewolf but ReX is a monster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Backstage in front of the guerilla position stands Terry Taylor and GALAXY CHAMPION, TANNER NEPTUNE TERRY Tanner, my kids refuse to speak to me. Haven’t heard from em in three years, six months, and two days. But, when I look at you holding that GALAXY Championship, I feel like a proud dad. You’ve done something great. But can you successfully defend the belt tonight against the ancient Bedrock? TANNER Can I? Yeah, I can. It feels like I’ve been waiting a billion years to square up with Bedrock. He smashed my king of the ring trophy, he has blindsided me, and worst of all he's put those mitts on Sammi. Basically, he’s fucked up my high. And you know what happens when you fuck up my high? TERRY I can guess, I think. TANNER Yup. Smart man. TERRY Do you know anything about this deal Sammi made with Win Griffey? TANNER No clue. But Sammi is a smart chick. I have faith in her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 ***No Holds Barred Tag Team Match: BLK Vs Conan “Coco” Chanel “Money” Marc Benett, “The L-Train” Lawson Belle, and Painbow**** As you could have guessed, this one started with a wild brawl. The four gladiators warred in the ring, prompting Lisa Ann to send out a second official, Scotty 2 Hotty, to assist Rikishi. RENEE I think Lisa Ann sending out Scotty to help is too cool. REJECT You either wanted to use that pun, or you’re an idiot. You can’t add extra officials after the match begins. RENEE You’re lecturing people on the rules of the OAOAST? You? Martin Garvey (the Michael B Jordan looking one) went up top to take down Conan and Lawson with a tumbling swanton! Conan rolled out the ring, leading Garvey to attack him with a tope con hilo! RENEE Martin Garvey has no fear of heights, of injury, of anything. REJECT That’s the thinking that leads you to the wheelchair. Lawson followed Garvey out and threw the slightly smaller man into the guardrail. That sent Booker X (the Ahmed Johnson looking one) after Lawson and the two began brawling about the ring! REJECT So what’s Scotty going to do? Call holds in a no holds barred match? Is Rikishi the only one who can count a pin? Meanwhile, The Breeder dominated Money Marc. The Austin, Texas native had no answer for the Breeder’s overwhelming offense. Luckily, Painbow succeeded in bundling Breeder over the ropes! MONEY MARC That’s wassup, G! PAINBOW As oddly paired as they might be, Money Marc and Painbow gave Luther a good working over with clubbing blows. Once Luther was weakened, the pair joined for a double lariat! Money Marc went for the cover…. ONE! TWO! Kickout! Booker X used his power to toss Lawson over the guardrail and into the stands! The Deviants quickly parted, as they’d rather burn in hell than deal with Lawson. Booker had no fear as he and Lawson traded blows with Booker leaning over the guardrail. But, Lawson got the upperhand; Conan slammed a chair into Booker’s back and Lawson flipped him onto empty seats with a hip toss! “TAKE IT BLK! TAKE IT BLK! TAKE IT BLK!” CONAN Pft. Human excrement. REJECT It’s hard to out street street fighters, but Conan is smart. He knows to follow Lawson’s lead. RENEE But does Money Marc? Apparently not, as Marc gave orders to Painbow. These orders? CHARGE THE BREEDER? Painbow just shrugged his shoulders and poor Money Marc found himself back body dropped over the ropes! Alas, things continued down hill for Money Marc as Luther gave him a gordbuster onto the steel steps. This left Money Marc, groaning in pain and placed in danger. Buuuuut, Painbow used a baseball slide to wipe out the threatening black Brit! RENEE Wow! Look how fast Painbow got across that ring. REJECT He’s in the top 1 percent of professional athletes, Renee. My Knicks had the next one with him, Renee, they really did. The former Knicks draft pick held Luther in place for Conan to wallop him with chops. But, much to the heels shock, Luther broke free of the attack. The Brit tossed Conan over the French announce desk and then began hammering away at Painbow! RENEE When you have someone like Luther you know you’ve got a guy with no quit. But, the wire Lawson wrapped around Luther’s neck halted the 25 year vet’s offense. Luther gagged and wheezed, eyes bugging out of his aged skull. RENEE How can Lawson do that to another human being? REJECT Because Lawson doesn’t care about anything, but hurting people and winning. He’s the model combat athlete. Garvey dashed along the guardrail, a daring rescue effort that saw him sling his entire body into Lawson! The two men went down and immediately came to blows. The MMA trained Lawson had the upper hand until, Breeder yanked Lawson off Garvey. REJECT Rumor has it that Lawson’s sister December got her Breeder poster signed yesterday. RENEE She drew a stick figure of The Breeder with crayon on the inside of a DVD cover, but Breeder still signed it. Thanks to a tv monitor to the back of the head courtesy of Money Marc, The Breeder’s offense came to an end. Now bleeding from the skull, Breeder attracted Painbow and Conan like vultures. Money Marc, Painbow and Conan hoisted Breeder up and then threw him down for a thunderous powerbomb that obliterated the Lithuanian announce desk! “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” RENEE This match started about respect, but now it is about survival. Booker X and a slightly battered Garvey came for war; brawling with Conan and Money Marc up the aisle. Money Marc and Conan quickly pitched Garvey over the guardrail. This isolated Booker X, a seemingly wise move by the money men. But Booker X turned their double suplex attempt into a double DDT on the led ramp! BOOKER X YOU WANTH SOMETIN’ UUUU GOT SUMTIN! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Booker X went to war with both Conan and Money Marc, doing an admirable job of fighting them both. But in the ring, Luther faced Lawson, the L-Train pitching him towards Painbow’s finishing big boot! Somehow Luther ducked the attack and then came off the ropes to blast Painbow with flying forearm! “YYYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Luther hurried onto the second rope and dropped a fist! Cover…. ONE! TWO! No, Lawson pulled Luther away in a heel hook! RENEE This defeated Luther on TMW! He didn’t tap out, but he did pass out. But this time, Luther had the werewithal and strength to roll through the hold and kick Lawson into the corner. However, Luther got up limping and could not get out the way of Painbow’s BIG BOOT!!!!! RENEE That Bitch Kicks! Cover…. ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! DING DING DING Winners: Conan “Coco” Chanel, Money Marc Bennett, Painbow and Lawson Belle RENEE Southern Smoke, Money Marc and Conan Chanel with a big win as they head into the Anderson Cup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 We’re taken to a suite inside THE FOUR SEASONS LOS ANGELES IN BEVERLY HILLS….. Pacing back and forth is one Win Griffey Jr, attired in a five thousand dollar purple silk robe. Around him stands a lavish spread of food, surely not paid for by Win. WIN Yo, camera guy, you equipped for this? MARTY THE CAMERAMAN I was born for this, Win. I’ve got my Canon lights, my Nikon- WIN This is a real dumbass. Get a load of this guy. I’m saying are you equipped for this? I got a Big Tyme moment coming up, like when we first saw Krista naked, when Lawson fucked December, when Bobbi turned eighteen. This here is Big Tyme. Are you equipped? MARTY THE CAMERAMAN And I have my Samsung sound DING DING DING No that wasn’t the ring bell, this hotel is lush enough to have a doorbell. WIN Come on in and get ready to roar, baby! An appropriate turn of phrase: SAMMI CAYLEY strode into the beautiful hotel room. The thousand dollar per night room looked rather drab than her extraordinary looks. WIN Mamacita, I didn’t think you’d have the ovaries to show for the party. But you know the only way to Win is with Griffey Jr. Sammi scowls. WIN A deal is a deal baby, all we got is our word and our balls.And you know what that means? SAMMI I gave you my word that Blaine wouldn’t needlessly attack you if you kept Bedrock from hurting Tanner. And since Blaine attacked you, my word says… WIN You got my balls. SAMMI Where you do you want me, Win? WIN Hold up, hold up, lemme get a good look at you. Show me what I got to play with, baby. SAMMI Are you serious? WIN Baby, I’m always serious. Work that thang for a real one. Sammi’s remarkable eyes sparked with annoyance. But it wasn’t Sammi’s eyes Win fixated on. Rather it was her long legs, highlighted as they rose into a black skirt. Win’s eyes soon found their way to her cleavage, poking out a frilly grey blouse. WIN Gimmie what I wanna see, baby. Candlelight, apple blossoms, crisp clean sheets. Sunlight dancing on a lake. Rabbit fur against bare skin. The succulent treasure of a ripe peach. All those images rushed to Win’s brain when he witnessed Sammi strip down to her slinky lingerie… Win sprung into action, spurred by the creature to his front. He ran his hands over her creamy skin, tracing her curves, exploring her hollows. WIN Your brother, Goldilocks, don’t know how to handle this one. Win pried down, albeit clumsily, Sammi’s bra. The Lioness shuddered, becoming weak like a kitten as Win suckled at her breasts. She whined, and squirmed, even as Win savored the saltiness of her sweat. His hand burying itself against her sex did not help matters. Nor did him continually gathering her womanly scent. WIN Why you let that simp Tanner near this prize? SAMMI We’re just friends, Win. Do you understand the concept of friends? Win rubbed his dick against Sammi’s now wet slit. She shuddered and frowned, disgusted in her own arousal. But, the hatred and anger only turned Win on. His eyes burned with a furious light. SAMMI Why are you looking at me like that? Win just continued to stare at Sammi like she was a piece of meat. His pants slunk to his ankles. She whimpered at the scent his crotch gave off; it was a dirty, rusty smell. Tears rolled down her cheeks. WIN This kitty is all mine. Hhehehe! Sadly, Sammi knew what to do. She knew how to please a man. Yet this pleased her and that only made the tears flow longer and harder. To her knees she went, presented with Win’s stinky cock. WIN Blaine and Tanner don’t know what to do with this pussy! Sammi warm mouth engulfed his rigid penis. She slithered her tongue along his shaft, making him squirm, then turned on the suction and pulled him deeper. WIN Yeah, bitch, that’s how I like it. Sammi’s tounge wrestled with Win’s stinky penis. A normal woman might despair at the smell. But the rich girl secretly loved sucking off this dirty mongrel. Yes, Sammi was a true whore. Her façade of strength and control faded as Win drove his penis deep into her throat. The Lioness cried from the pain, But her face wasn’t the only thing wet. Her pussy soaped and leaked. There was no denying her deep whoroish nature! Deeply fazed, Sammi had no choice. She swallowed and sucked harder. The sensation of her muscles working around his cockhead nearly pushed him over the edge. WIN You suck Tanner like this? SAMMI I’ve never had any sexual relations with Tanner. He’s my…best friend. This was the life for Win. He conquered all. The rich bitch was on his knees sucking his weiner because she made a bad deal with him. It made her sound like a common gutter skank. He liked that. WIN I need to feel what Blaine feels, I need that billion dollar pussy. SAMMI Haven’t you had enough! SLAP! SAMMI You…you…hit me! SLAP! Sammi shrunk to her knees, her eyes wide with horror. Yet, her pussy gushed, the wealthy hoe came. Yes, this proud strong woman likes to be treated like street trash. And street trash she she was as Win threw her on the bed. The silk sheets, expensive comforter meant nothing. On top of them laid a common piece of trash. In fact I’ll call her Trash from now on. Win abruptly entered Trash, giving no ceremony to foreplay. Poor Trash couldn’t contain herself, her nipples became hard enough to cut glass SAMMI Please, please, don’t do this But Trash was punished by Win’s pounding schlong. Punished for what? For being a tease, for not treating us deviants to her sinful cockcave. How dare she walk around with her nose up in the air? How dare she masquerade as a strong female role model? She is TRASH and trash gets fucked by degenerates like Win. His smell was awful, a mix of sweat and urine and it ground into her sweet lavender aroma. The dirtbag rammed his stinky dick through her silken folds. His coarse smelly pubic hair was like burlap when he buried it into the hilt WIN You’re mine, bitch! SAMMI I’m Tanne…Blaine’s! I’m Blaine’s! He played the instrument of her flesh with a virtuosity that would have astonished her, had she been less muddled by lust. Producer Patty’s dick is in his hand, stroking like you should be to this sinful scene. Trash thinks she’s better than us. But she’ll be the next participant in Triple Patty and Vince149’s production meeting. We Deviants aren’t pussies. We’re not limp dicked. Whores are made to be abused and Deviants were made to stroke to it! Trash screamed, with surprise, pain and pleasure, so mingled that she felt her senses swimming. He rode her with a fury. With each stroke, it seemed that his cock grew thicker and longer, so that she feared she would burst. SAMMI Blaine, please save me. Any man who (given the opportunity) does not grab Trash by the pelvis, bend her over, and pulverize her innards with powerful deep thrusts, is a flaming homofag of the highest order. Win is no homofag. Win is a Real One who proceeded to dominate Trash from behind. Try as she might, Sammi can’t help but moan. Ashamed, she glared back at Win SAMMI Not from behind! No! It’s too humiliating! We can also have a good laugh at Trash’s stupidity. She put her body on the line to protect Tanner, but her brother ruined it. Now Trash is being sexually assaulted like a cheap Hungarian prostitute. You gotta love it. He pressed his body closer to hers and more of his scent washed over her. She moaned and closed her eyes and she felt her body opening to him. His cock pressed against her tight hole and he worked his shaft inside of her. He was far from gentle, merelty taking what he wanted Trash screamed as she came harder than she ever had before. Her slut box squeezed his cock and pulled his cum from him. He pumped so much of it into her, that it was leaking out of her before he even pulled out. WIN You’re mine, baby, all mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 We return to ringside where we find the always excitable ANNIE IDOL, making he TMW debut, talking to not a fan….but…. PIERCE DUNCAN ANNIE Annie Idol on TMW? Yes! Yes! Maggie Nerdly, Sara Jean, I stand on your shoulders, and I reach for maybe a raise? I can hope! But, nevermind me, I’m in da hizouse with Pierce Duncan of the famed Duncan clan and former OAOAST tag team champion! “PIERCEY D! PIERCEY D! PIERCEY D!” ANNIE Pierce, what have you been up to lately? PIERCE I’ve been in the lab with 300 bro scientists cooking up the best Pre Workout in the world: PIERCE PUMP! Pierce Pump is a prework designed to turn you the fuck up, AND THROW AWAY THE KEY! ANNIE Amazing! What’s in it? PIERCE Ingredients! ANNIE What are they? PIERCE Effective! ANNIE Amazing! What a scoop I got! This is sure to boost my popularity. Talk to me more so maybe we can go viral and I’ll get famous! PIERCE I’m just chilling and observing, Annie. Might walk out when Holt wrestles. Look at him. I don’t trust anybody who can’t bench over two hundred. And frankly his wrestling’s been a little off since he tore his vagina. ANNIE Well, coming next, we’ve got Marty Fox taking on Fabian Nystrom with The Intruder as the guest referee. Whoever wins has to face The Intruder imemdiatley afterwards. And, guess what, Piercey D? Nevermind I’ll tell you! Marty Fox set the record for quickest win on TMW when he defeated Burlington Pembrokshire. PIERCE I’m happy for the kid, but I scored 30 points in wheelchair basketball, that don’t make me Kobe! ANNIE Why did you play wheelchair basketball? PIERCE Are you kidding me? Those speds got no jumper, no handles, it was an easy hundred bucks. And will it be easy for Marty Fox? Or will it be easy for Fabian? You know something I post two pics of me with my shirt off and my pubes poking out and everyone thinks I’m an asshole. But Fabian beats the shit outta a couple guys and- BLAME ME...I'M INTO YOU...I'M INTO YOUR EYES...SAVE ME...YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ON HIGH DEMAND RENEE Here he comes! Here comes “The Divine” Fabian Nystrom! Yes Fabian entered to “Blame Me” by Yota with Queen Esther at his side RENEE Tonight Bedrock gets the title shot against Tanner Neptune, that’s true. But what’s also true is that a raging Fabian Nystrom interfered and ruined Marty’s chances to secure a number one contendership to the Galaxy Title. REJECT Hey, keep quiet, Renee. Fabian’s approaching Pierce! FABIAN Woah, woah, woah, you don’t come into the Nystrom Palace and talk like that. We Nystroms are geniuses and billionaires and we deserve respect. QUEEN ESTHER Yes! Fabian is my god and my king! My life is his! My vagina is his! ANNIE But, Fabian, there’s only you left. QUEEN ESTHER Such awful memories you drag up, child! I’m weeping! Yet, I still remember the taste of Tristan’s ejaculate in my mouth. Though it did not taste as sweet as my god’s! FABIAN Pierce, the Nystrom palace is for invited guests, and I never invited you, you underachieving, obnoxious son of a bitch! QUEEN ESTHER Oh good heavens such language! FABIAN Besides which, you’re a human, and I’m a vampire, asshole! Pierce leaped the guardrail on that comment. Luckily for the show, Lisa Ann was already on her way down with 4 security guards and road agents BIG BOY and COLOMBIAN HEAT! The seven hurriedly occupied what minimal space between Fabian and Pierce. RENEE I’m struggling to think of an invited guest that’s been verbally attacked like that. REJECT The stress is getting to the fanger. RENEE Well, that bodes well for Marty Fox. REJECT I wouldn’t be so sure about that I wouldn’t want an angry vampire as my opponent…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 What you wanna do baby? Where you wanna go? I'll take you to the moon baby, I'll take you to the floor I'll treat you like a real lady, no matter where you goJust give me some time baby, cause you know Even when we're apart I know my heart is still there with you 5 more hours till the night is ours and I'm in bed with you LILLIAN Introducing first, from Universal City, California, he is acomopanied by DOC WHITE, he is….”THE RECORD SETTER” MAAAARRRTTTTTYYY FOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” RENEE I like that new nickname, The Record Setter, he beat Burlington Pemborkshire in record time on TMW. He is on a 12 match winning streak, the LONGEST of anyone in TMW. REJECT It’s gotta end tonight. I’ve never seen a fanger as angry as Fabian. The Intruder entered to “Nightmare” by Biometrix WE BETTER GET BACK, BECAUSE IT’LL BE DARK SOON. AND THE MOSTLY COME AT NIGHT. MOSTLY. LILLIAN And introducing the special guest referee, from Scottsdale, Arizona, he is a former Big Brother Contenstant, ladies and gentlemen CASSIDY MAGUIRE GIVES YOU THE INNNNTRUUUUDERRRRRRRRR!! “BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” REJECT That’s who Fabian really wants. RENEE And if Fabian defeats Marty that is who Fabian will get next. The Intruder makes an elaborate show of checking Fabian for foreign objects. RENEE Come on! Even when Fabian led The Shell Gang he didn’t use forgein objects. REJECT Check Queen Esther, disrobe her if you need to. RENEE Sicko! Finally, and I do mean finally, The Intruder called for the bell DING DING DING Fabian sauntered up to Marty, his swagger bespoking a lack of respect for Marty. FABIAN Free shot. Free shot. Take it. MARTY What? FABIAN I said hit me you jackass! Marty threw all he had into a punch that thudded across Fabian’s face. The reaction of the vampire? A smile. Suddenly, with that erry supernatural speed, Fabian mowed Marty with a spinning wheel kick! Fabian kept his eyes on The Intruder as he muscled Marty into a corner. The fury of the vampire unleashed; Fabian blasted Marty with mighty punches to the gut. REJECT If being punched by Fabian is like being punched by Colin, Marty is going to have a few cracked ribs. A far off look gripped Marty’s face as he stumbled towards the center of the ring. Doc White offered encouragement, but that did little as Fabian brought down Marty with a running face crusher. The impact landed Marty so hard he flipped over onto his back. RENEE Marty is in a very bad spot! A very bad spot! Fabian hit the ropes then sailed off the top with the legendary Vampirisault! Yet somehow Marty managed to raise the knees! REJECT I’ll give it to the kid. He is a fighter. Fabian rolled upright, seething, offended that his signature hold would be reversed. Unfortunately for Marty this fury led to Fabian snatching hold of him and executing not one, not two, but three powerbombs. Fabian pinned Marty with an eye on The Intruder…. ONE! YES IT’S A LONG COUNT! Fabian eventually gave up and decided to focus his ire on The Intruder THE INTRUDER Easy there, blondie, you wouldn’t want to be disqualified. Would you, mate? Fabian sneered and clutched his fist, frustration at Intruder’s logic fully evident. Boiling over, Fabian pitched Marty onto the ring apron. When the youngster rose, the 1000 year old vampire sprung onto the top rope. DOC Marty shove him! That’s exactly what Marty did, pushing the Fabian off the ropes, but unfortunately landing him on his leather boots. REJECT That’s what being a 1000 year old does. Brittle bones? Weak ankles? Fabian is in the prime of life. Marty turned lemon into lemonade; he slungshot himself into the ring and rocked Fabian with a DDT! RENEE Marty has some life, Reject. REJECT Having life and having a prayer are two different things. DOC You need to go big, Marty! No dropkicks, just big moves! Marty summoned every ounce of strength to lift Fabian onto his shoulders. It worked as The Record Setter hit a huge fireman’s carry codebreaker! Fabian gasped in shock and annoyance, not nearly enough in pain for Marty’s tastes. Thus, Marty rolled through and took Fabian on his shoulders once more. Alas luck ran dry as Fabian slid down Marty’s back and hooked the Cali youth into a leg lock! RENEE Fabian IS NOT known for submission holds REJECT You can tell. He doesn’t quite have the leg fully locked, but he is a vampire and he’s got that strength crushing Marty’s limb. Marty howled in pain, which Fabian took as a sign of desperate submission. FABIAN Ask him, ref! Ask him! Needless to say The Intruder didn’t ask him. But that might become might due to the excruciating agony Marty found himself in. DOC Use your free leg to kick him! Excatly! Marty took his right leg and bashed Fabian’s face as if his very career depended on it. At first Fabian shrugged off these blows. But after the 20th landed, Fabian pulled away, his face scowling in dismay and a little pain. RENEE Hey, it looks like Marty did some damage there. REJECT But vampires heal quickly. Trust me. I’ve been in the ring with Colin 10 times and all ten times were hell on earth Annoyed to the point of pulling his hair, Fabian made a quick vampire sped-up leap to the top rope. The Divine was ready to rain heavenly justice on Marty. Sadly, The Intruder busied himself checking on the poor lad. FABIAN Move out the way, you obnoxious son of a bitch! Nope, not moving. Thus Fabian had to sail over The Intruder, but this ruined his fight pattern to the point that Marty rolled backwards and hit him with raised boots! The Record Setter immediately pounced on The Divine, bringing him down with a flatliner. DOC Can you go to the top rope? Alas, Marty’s afflicted leg caused a limp. But pain or no, The Record Setter made a rough climb up top. RENEE Is this a good idea, Reject? I mean that leg lock…we could almost hear the bones crunching! REJECT This is Marty’ style of wrestling. He can’t change it in the middle of a match. Marty waited for Fabian to rise, which led to the Universeal City, CA native hitting a labored enziguri off the top rope. MARTY Agggggggghhhh! RENEE Marty calls that move The Stop Watch and it might have stopped his 12 match winning streak. REJECT Winning streak? That might have stopped his career! Marty crawled, breathing heavily, to Fabian and laid atop him for a pin…. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! RENEE Just what kind of count was that? Fabian sprung up his eyes alight with malice for The Intruder. But his focus had to be on Marty, who pitched him into the ropes. Off the rebound Fabian tried and failed to connect with a roaring back elbow. This led The Divine to become tangled within the ropes. Marty found himself in a great situation; he ran the ropes and thwacked Fabian in the back with a 619! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” But that move did immeasurable damage to Marty’s already injured leg, The Record Setter collapsing on the ring apron. Meanwhile, Fabian reeled backwards, hurrying to shake off 619 degrees of pain. REJECT The longer this match goes on the worse this becomes for Marty Fox. Stamina? Vampires? Those fuckers don’t sleep. RENEE Not even in coffins? Marty sucked in several deep labored breaths as he ascended to the top turnbuckle. Though the crowd rooted him on it did him little good as Fabian flashed forward and swiped Marty’s legs out! Grunting, Marty languished, crotched on the top rope. But not for long as Fabian nailed him with Krista’s KIDology (codebreaker) off the top! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Fabain stacked Marty for the cover…. ONE! TWO! THREE! NO!! MARTY KICKOUTED! But he did not escape danger as Fabian immediately twisted into a single leg crab. Marty’s bad leg surged with agony, and Fabian made matters worse by pulling him to the center of the ring. RENEE He’s gotta give up! The Intruder didn’t even want to ask, not wishing to entertain the idea that Marty would submit. Nor would Doc, who plaeded for her BFF to find his way to the ropes. FABIAN He’s tapping! He’s tapping! The Toy Box was on their feet, and rightfully so, Marty’s future hanging in the balance. But alas, The Record Setter couldn’t escape fate and submitted to the single leg crab! Winner: Fabian Nystrom, via submission RENEE What a gallant and brave effort by Marty Fox. But his winning streak came to an end at the hands of Fabian Nystrom. REJECT Props to the kid, he hung in there ten minutes longer than I thought he could. LILLIAN Ladies and gentlemen as per the stipulations of the match, it is now time for FABIAN NYSTROM to face THE INTRUDER!!! RENEE But will The Intruder last ABDULLAH (OS) Let word become doctrine, let word become doctrine! REJECT The Speaker For The Prophets? Where’s he at? RENEE Look at the rafters! Indeed, Abdulla stood in the rafters, attired in black priestly robe ABDULLAH Satan is a personal being, with attributes. He is brilliant, powerful, personable, and in all ways appealing to the flesh. He is a subtle and crafty liar and murderer. He is the prince of this world, and most of mankind sits comfortably in his lap. Salvation is of the Conscience (Jonah 2:9). Believe on the Conscience and thou shalt be saved. DWM ATTACK FABIAN! RENEE Hey! What’s going on?! A double lariat mowed Fabian despite the vamp’s efforts to duck it! ABDULLAH For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of the Conscience is eternal life through our Higher Power Fabian had no defense to stop the evil duo who proceeded to launch him across the ring with a Wanderlust Doulbe Crucifix Powerbomb! “OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” INTRUDER 😊 ABDULLAH The Wrath of the Conscience on the Children of Disobedience! Finally, Intruder sprung into action; he swept Fabian into the air and devliered a crushing over the shoulder back to belly piledriver! “BBBBBB“OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!” Referee D’Lol Brown was there for Cover…. ONE! TWO! THREE!! Winner: The Intruder, via pinfall RENEE Whether you like it or not, and I don’t like it, Cassidy and Intruder’s scheme worked. But what about Abdullah and DWM? Why would they ever attack Fabian? REJECT That looked like chaos, but believe me, Renee, Abdullah saw this move needed to be made. The Conscience, Renee, The Conscience. REJECT Don’t act like you know what he’s talking about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 VIDEO PACKAGE TIME The following song plays.... NO CHEERLEADERS LISA ANN (OS) The Anderson Cup returns in 2022 as an eight team single elimination tournament NO TELEVISION TIMEOUTS LISA ANN (OS) We will have an Anderson Cup winner for the first time in five years NO MARCHING BAND LISA ANN At Anglemania 21 we will crow new Anderson Cup champions NO SPORTSMANSHIP BLACK T BRACKET Coco Chanel & Money Marc -Vs- Blaine Cayley and Tanner Neptune BLK (Booker X & Martin Garvey) -Vs- DWM GPX BRACKET Southern Smoke -Vs- Big Hairy Nutt Saks Union Jets -Vs- Same Ol Shits NO RULES NO HOPE NO MERCY THE ANDERSON CUP 2022….SOON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 We find YOUR TMW Galaxy Tag Team Champions, SGT.Holt and Private Warthog, positioned in front of a black TMW banner HOLT I’m happy to say I spent my week training Privat Warthog in my home state of Alabama, the last sane place in this godforsaken country. Private Warthog salutes Holt HOLT There’s a lot of crazies around these parts including a certain woman with a lead pipe that keeps interfering in my matches. Allegedly she does this on my behalf. You know something, it’s hard for me to stay sane when everyone else in America has gone nuts And I’m sure the Devaints are crazy enough to cheer on Wesley and Ignatius in our upcoming tag title match. And I bet it really makes all my fellow Americans sad that I tell the truth about the country. But, I don’t give a damn. Because I don’t care about pissing people off who don’t understand truth, honor and justice. My country is finished, but Warthog and myself? Our title run will never end. PRIVATE WARTHOG Excellent, sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Wesley Singleton and Ignatius Maddix entered to “DND” by Polo G Once we start a riot we can't keep quiet (quiet)We want all the smoke, fuck the peace signs (signs)All gas, no brakes, we just gon' keep slidin' (slidin'), ayyGlock cook a nigga, he get deep-friedSnakes in the grass, watch out for rats and all the felineI cut everybody off, keep hittin' declineI swear these painkillers got me on the deep vibeMiss the old days, got me wishin' I could rewind via GIPHY LILLIAN The following contest is for the TMW GALAXY TAG TEAM TITLES!!! Now making their way to the ring, they are “THE ASSASSIN PRINCE” IGNATIUS MADDIX and “WICKED” WESSSSLEEEEY SIIIIINNNGGGGLEEEETTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!” RENEE The deadly game of the 2022 Anderson Cup tournament begins on TMW! But who will face the Anderson Cup winners post Anglemania? REJECT I normally don’t bet against Holt and Hog, but damn, Renee, teams don’t come more formidable than Wesley and Ignatius. RENEE But they need to be wary of that wild woman with the lead pipe! Sgt.Holt and Prviate Warthog entered to “The Contagion” by Sub Zero Project and Christina Novelli LILLIAN And introducing the champions, they are PRIVATE WARTHOG and SARGEANT LYLE HOOOOLLLTTTTTTTTT! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE What advantages do the champs have over the challengers, Reject? REJECT There’s a clear leader in the champions, and that’s Sarge. Warthog takes orders from Sarge. But, Wesley and Ignatius are equals, meaning they have to constantly be on the same page. The second Referee Clem Buzzlefoxxer V called for the bell was the second we got a BIG brawl. The intensity matched the fourway tornado tag from earlier. A highlight came when Iggy hit SNAKE EYES on Holt, followed by Wes hitting an Insider’s Edge on Warthog! “USA! USA! USA!” RENEE Those chants aren’t for Holt and Hog! They’re for the real heroes! REJECT Heroes? Everything Holt is saying about this country is correct. Wes powerbombing Warthog back to his Slaughterhouse days left Holt to tangle for his team. The Alabma native faced off against fellow southern boy, Wesley Singleton. The two tussled with a lockup that Holt switched into a side headlock. HOLT I AM HOLT! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Wes sent Holt into the ropes with Holt rebounding into a shoulder tackle! A tackle that left Wes tickled with delight…. PRIVATE WARTHOG This ain’t a game, Wesley! Warthog ran into the ring….and ate a discus punch for his efforts. But not all was lost for the heels as Holt threw Wes to the mat with a side headlock takedown. SGT.HOLT Cheer me! “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” Alas, Holt couldn’t keep his foe down and found himself shoved into the corner. Luckily, the former Army man raised his boots and then got a quick tag to Private Warthog. WARTHOG ATTENTION! PRIVATE WARTHOG REPORTING FOR DUTY! WESLEY Warthog is the right name for you, joker, because you obviously roll around in shit. Angered, Warthog lunged at Wes! But, “Wicked” Wes countered by smashing his foe across the face with a crescent kick! RENEE He kicked The Living Daylights out of him! Cover… ONE! TWO! No! Shoulder up! Warthog ate a procession of rights that backed him into a neutral corner. But then, the private reversed an Irish whip and soon followed Wes into the posts with a shoulder to the midsection. As Wes reeled, Warthog gave the tag to Holt! “BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” REJECT Admit it, Renee, you’re safer, happier, and healthier because of the sacrifice Sarge made. RENEE The OAOAST thanks him for his service, but it ends there. WARTHOG I got your back, sir! WESLEY Yeah, and you can count on him to slip in some tongue action. Wes ducked a clothesline and landed a spin kick to the abs. Sadly, the South Carolina nativ set too early on a backdrop leading Holt to rock him with the Kitchen Sink! Holt then hurried to bash Ignatius in the face with a running elbow! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOO!” With Ignatius blinded by the attack, Holt dove atop Wesley…. ONE! TWO! Kickout! Warthog took the tag and came in snorting and growling. Together he and Holt lined up Wesley and drilled him with a pair of shoulder tackles! But they didn’t have too much effect on the 2nd gen grappler… RENEE Wesley, are you interested in joining The Avengers? How tough is he, Reject? REJECT His dad made it on technical skill, but Wicked Wes is all size and all power. And he’s a thick bastard. Certainlly, valiant, Warthog teed off on Wesley until he had the handsome southerner trapped into the ropes. But Warthog’s own charge met with Wes crushing him with a diamond cutter! RENEE Wesley, Emptied The Shells on that one! Wes played to the crowd for a bit, working DA LADIEZ UP and getting them in the mood for….”THE ASSASSIN PRINCE” IGNATIUS MADDIX! REJECT I think Wes picked up a prime opportunity to pin Private Warthog and finish this thing off. Warthog wanted A TEST OF STRENGTH, snorting, snarling and demanding it! IGNATIUS Hey, it’s your funeral, pal. Desptie Hog’s size, the bigger man won this test. A sore loser to the end,Private Warthog hit Iggy almost in his privates. That led to Warthog walloping Ignatius across the back with clubbing forearms. But when Private Warthog came off the ropes, The Assassin Prince backdropped him all the way to the outside! Warthog landed like he was thrown in slop, much to the fans’ joy! RENEE Hey, look who Warthog landed in front of! REJECT That’s Sarge’s…uh….entanglement! WOMAN Come on, Private, Sarge needs you! Let’s go, Private! Warthog used the support of the Holt fanatic to force himself back to the fight. But, Ignatius pounded him down and forced him to endure the dreaded SNAKE EYES! “YYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Big Boot from Ignatius! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Let battered and broken, Warthog made an easy pin….. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Holt broke up the pin! Wes got the tag, and the Wicked one sauntered into the ring. But, he strutted a little too close to Holt, who unexpectedly bashed his face against the top turnbuckle! RENEE What a cheap shot! REJECT Call it cheap, Renee, I just call it having a great ring awareness. The Holt Fanatic cheered loudest of anyone all night as Warthog severed Wes with a MEAT HOOK LARIAT! “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! REJECT Looked like the champs were going to the pay window again. A few more Meat Hooks and Wesley and Ignatius will be in their rear view mirror. The champs made a tag and a plan for a double team; Holt traveled to the top rope, while Warthog held Wesley in place. Or tried to; Wesley hit a low blow on the Private, leading the loyal soldier’s helmeted warrior needing a bodybag. From there, Wes went up top and sent Holt flying across the ring with a belly to belly suplex! RENEE Don’t look like in your rearview mirror yet, champs! Pain and agony accompanied Wesley as he crawled to his corner. Somehow, Wicked made it and slapped hands with his best friend! “YYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Clotheslines and big boots for everyone! The only reason Holt didn’t endure a Jackknife powerbomb was his little helper distracted Iggy on the top rope! RENEE Get her down! REJECT And get that top down. Let’s see what she’s got! RENEE Sick! Warthog began battering Ignatius but failed to account for Wesley; Wicked Wes proceeded to lacerate Warthog with a stun gun! But, Holt succeeded in bundling Wesley over the ropes. REJECT If Warthog can pick himself back up this is a two-on-one. Holt hooked Ignatius in for his reverse suplex finisher. Up Ignatius went, only for his leg to clip the eager Holt fanatic. That changed the entire trajectory of the move and caused Iggy to slip out of Holt’s hand! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE That poor woman! REJECT Does she have any idea what she just did?! Holt scowled, face filled with red anger. But that face was soon rearranged thanks to Ignatius big boot! Wesley returned to dump Warthog out the ring and Iggy threw Holt down for the JACKKNIFE!!!!!!!!! The cover…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!! Winners and new champions: Ignatius Maddix and Wesley Singleton RENEE They came, they saw, they won! The fans are elated, many of the female Devaints throwing thongs and bras to the new champs! RENEE Ignatius Maddix and Wesley Singleton return to the top of the tag team mountain! Paramedics arrived to attend to the hurt girl, though they can scarcely get past Warthog who’s berating her. REJECT Sarge, didn’t ask for this Renee. RENEE And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Ha! 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Chanel #99 Posted August 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 We’re taken to the back lounge where superstars and studs are being blown by Hottie and Fluffer alike! Unfortunately, for you your attention needs to be on JOSE CANTU-SI and PIKE PANTERA, who are beside Josh Matthews. MATTHEWS Jose Cantu-Si on the next TMW you will challenge for George’s share of the Always Pimpin Title- JOSE Au contraire, mon freur. Last you saw me I endured something called a blood sacrifice from VALENCIA. And isn’t it just like Lisa Ann and the competition committee to throw me into the biggest match of my life when I’m reeling from a BLOOD SACRIFICE? That’s not like waking up, eating breakfast, going to work and getting dinner. Blood scarifices aren’t everyday things! And Valencia, I’ll tell you this, the target of your love is Honey Dove, but you’re the target of my wrath. I loath you, but I’m gonna give you a fair shot to one-up me and all the other Hotties at Hottiemania. MATTHEWS What do you mean? JOSE You’ll see. PIKE That leaves ME to challenge for George’s half of the Always Pimpin Title! George, I’m going to hit you with a Smoking Gun and gore you straight to hell! And I will walk out of TMW with your share of the Always Pimpin Title! Because I am the man, and I am the MASTER and THE RULER OF THE GALAXY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 We go backstage to an isolated part of the Toy Box, where he find BEDROCK beating up on a punching bag. Standing like a proud papa, is MISTER STEAL YO PUSH. MSYP Everyone talks about Tanner Neptune is living the dream. No! You’re living a nightmare, Neptune. This is the end for you, weakling, because Bedrock is gonna devour you like a piece of meat! You can throw your playbook out the window, Neptune, because Bedrock is gonna beat you from here to your mother’s house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 LILLIAN The following contest is for the GALAXY CHAMPIONSHIPPPPOPPPPP!!!!!!! Bedrock entered to “Still Fly” by the Big Tymers, the actual music group not his stable. Whassup Fresh? It's our turn, baby LILLIAN Now making his way to the ring, he is THE CHALLENGER, being accompanied by MISTER STEAL YO PUSH, he hails from the stone age…..BEEEDDDDRRRROOOOCCCCKKKK!!!! “BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE Bedrock earned this championship match when he beat five other men in a number one contender match. REJECT That’s a hell of a mountain to overcome. While, Tanner was peeling forget me nots in ode to Sammi, Bedrock has been training, ready for this match. Tanner entered to “Drive” by DJ Fresh I wanna go somewhere so take me, show me fire I wanna go somewhere, I don't care, hold me tighter I wanna go somewhere so drive me, drive me faster Hey Speed up on a highway Slow down, do what I say So hot when you touch me Real love when you kiss me Make me wanna come alive Baby, you know what I like Fast car, take me for a ride Just drive Drive, drive, drive LILLIAN And his opponent, from Palm Beach, Florida, he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING TMW GALAXY CHAMPION….”THE LORD OF THE TRIDENT” TAAAAANNNERRRR NEPPPPTTTUUUNNNEEEEE! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” REJECT I’m surprirsed Tanner didn’t call this one out over a broken heart. Win got in your girl’s guts, Neptune! RENEE I don’t know how focused Tanner is, but I know he’s primed for his first special event title defense. DING DING DING Tanner came at Bedrock right away, smashing him with a springboard dropkick! Yet, that didn’t floor the caveman. Thus Tanner went to the well again for a second springboard dropkick! Again, Bedrock remained upright! A third time? Why not; Tanner threw all his weight into the move and finally took Bedrock off his feet! “YYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” REJECT Smart wrestling by Tanner, stick and move against the bigger man. Tanner hit the ropes and came off with a rolling thunder! RENEE Tanner’s getting Young, Wild, and Tan! From there, the Florida native went up; this earned a procession of cheers from the audience. They watched in awe as Tanner crashed into Bedrock with the FIVE STAR TAN SPLASH! “YYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Could it be over? Just like this?! Referee Titania Nerdly scored the fall… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! NO! BEDROCK POWERED OUT THE PIN! Bedrock jumped up immediately, his nostrils flaring with anger. Acting fast, Tanner launched a pele kick only for the attack to get blocked. As if he had no damage, Bedrock then planted Tanner with a side belly to belly suplex! RENEE Oh man! I swear I could hear Tanner’s bones crunch. REJECT From simp to victim, it’s a hard world being caught up with Sammi Cayley. RENEE Are you blaming Sammi for Bedrock’s dominance? REJECT I’m blaming Sammi for any lack of focus Tanner has. Bedrock had Tanner trapped in the corner, where he slammed overhand rights against Tanner’s noggin. The champ staggered out the corner, leading Bedrock to give chase and flatten him with a lariat to the back! Cover…. ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! RENEE Bedrock must be superhuman. How else can you explain him kicking out the Five Star Tan Splash and going on the offense? REJECT Shit, Bedrock was actually dug up by Dem Bums five years ago. Even the dumbest squirrel finds a nut. Tanner blocked a back suplex effort, and executed a tornado inverted DDT! Bedrock came up dizzy in the corner and met with Tanner sending a charging shoulder to his stomach. But that was all the offense Tanner got in as Bedrock shocked him with a release German suplex! BEDROCK BLARRRRRRGGGGH!!! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Tanner clutched his sore back as he rose, not keeping his eye on Bedrock. This was a big mistake as Bedrock ran forward and rocked him with a high knee! Boom, Tanner collapsed to the canvas… Cover…. ONE! TWO! Kickout! Bedrock then tried for a vertical suplex, only for Tanner to slip out the back. The champ soon leaped upright and brought down Bedrock with a neckbreaker! Pained, Tanner lay on the mat gasping for air. This was of no concern to Bedrock; the neolithic avenger kipped right up! MYSP We’re coming for the gold! All the gold! Bedrock cinched in a chinlock that further weakened Tanner’s air supply. RENEE This is an unusual move for Bedrock. He’s usually all smash, bash, crash. REJECT He’s learning, Renee. That’s what having a real manager, not Sammi Cayley, at your side does for you. Tanner fought upright, sending a procession of elbows into Bedrock’s ribs. They did enough damage to the caveman that Tanner was able to score with a pele kick! RENEE Didn’t block that one! Is that a sign that Bedrock is weakening? REJECT You hit anyone in the ribs with ten elbows and they’ll weaken. Tanner pointed towards the top rope, giving his legion of fans reason to cheer. But as he began his climb Bedrock suddenly lifted him onto his shoulders! From there, the caveman dove backwards and crushed Tanner with an electric chair drop! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Cover…. ONE! TWO! Tanner brought the shoulder up! “LET’S GO TANNER! LET’S GO TANNER! LET’S GO TANNER!” Tannner made his way upright, but stood into a two straight knees to the ribs. This left Tanner again gasping for air. Yet, Tanner was able to avoid Bedrock’s lunging forearm. The champ then collared Bedrock into a sleeper hold and brought him crashing to the mat!!! “YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Bedrock got Sun Burned! Cover…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Bedrock powered out the pin! Tanner painfully elevated himself to the second rope. But when he flew at his foe the caveman twisted him into a powerslam! As Tanner lay in agony Bedrock hit the ropes, looking for his big splash! But Tanner rolled out the way and Bedrock crashed into the canvas! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” For once, Bedrock wore a twisted look of woe. Tanner, despire his own suffering, had to take advantage of. With labored breaths, the champion ran the ropes and brought down Bedrock with a face crusher! Tanner then proceeded to mount Bedrock and bash him with closed fists! REJECT I don’t know hard Tanner can throw a punch. RENEE And Bedrock has an iron skull. Case in point, the caveman grabbed Tanner by the throat to abruptly end the stream of punches. With Tanner caught, Bedrock carried them upright and thunderously threw Tanner down with a chokeslam! RENEE Tanner! No! REJECT Yes, Renee! History is about to be made. Cover… ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! NO! SHOULDER UP! Bedrock snatched Tanner by the waist and hit a german suplex! Tanner landed in an odd position, bouncing almost partially upright. That left him in a bad spot as Bedrock charged ahead and punted him in the face! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Bedrock grabbed hold of Tanner’s waist yet again. But this time Tanner flipped out the German suplex! Confused, Bedrock turned around and ate a superkick that tossed him against the corner posts! MSYP Shit! Push climbed onto the ring apron to aid Bedrock. But, Push did more harm than good as Tanner bashed their noggins together! As Push collapsed on the ring apron, Tanner brought Bedrock down with a hurricanrana! From there, Tannner made the painstaking climb to the top turnbuckle. As the fans rose from their seats, Tanner dropped the FIVE STAR TAN SPLASH on Bedrock! “YYYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Cover…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!!! Winner: Tanner Neptune, via pinfall REJECT I don’t believe it! Tanner laid atop a bruised Bedrock for an extra moment, such was the exhaustion of the victor. RENEE Believe it, Reject! Believe it! From the safety of the aisleway, Push let Tanner have it, bombarding him with insults. But, Tanner has need to pay attention to Push and just shrugged him off with a cool smoke. RENEE It came not without risk, not without injury, but victory came for Tanner Neptune! Someone had the bong ready, and Tanner was able to light up and soak in the adulation of his fans….as well as some bud! RENEE Where does Tanner Neptune go from here? Who does he face at Anglemania 21? FADE OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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