Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PORN AND SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS RAW IS WHORE! The Deviants are loud and they proud in the Toy Box. There was a giveaway this morning, so quite a few of them wave around ISABELLA SPEZIA sex dolls! RENEE The rocket ship to Anglemania continues to sail through the Galaxy! Welcome to Raw Is Whore, everybody! TONIGHT…. ETTA KITT IN ACTION!!!!! ADELPHE NERDREGARD VS LADY XFL THE MAIN EVENT: TAG TEAM GAUNTLENT NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH!!!!!!!!!! TONIGHT!!!!!!!!! ALIX My Izzy doll isn’t talking, Renee! RENEE It’s deflated. And it doesn’t talk! ALIX Boooooo. The action opens with a famillar song that raises A MASSIVE POP from the Deviants…. I Don't Need A boyfriend, I just wanna... I don't need your money I already got some I should come with a warning I should come with a warning How do you pull up on a bad bitch, don't you know that I'm a bad bitch It don't matter if you mad rich Can you pull up on a bad bitch? Bad bitch like me Bad bitch like me Bad Bitch like me Bad bitch like me SO PULL UP ON ME~! ALIX The Hard on Hoes champion! The Fuckslut From Hell! Look at the raw sluttiness, look at the nastiness! By god no one whores better than my stepdaughter! Tabby’s not the only one who can grind. Maya shows off the moneymaking goods once she enters the ring. So much money to be made Teddy Buckworth would scream in joy…. via RedGIFs MAYA I’m here to talk about my absolute awesomeness. So if you don’t like cocky bitches with real tans, and big tits, you can turn and watch the backyarders down in Jacksonville! “WE LOVE, MAYA! WE LOVE, MAYA! WE LOVE, MAYA!” MAYA And I love you too! That’s why I’m asking the uhhhh more uhhhh eccentric of you to stop asking me to fart in a jar! Would you ask your sister to fart in a jar? Hmmmm. Don’t answer that. What was I talking about before I was so rudely interrupted? RENEE There’s….no one around her though. MAYA I remember! I’m absolutely awesome and everyone loves me. So why is Etta Kitt trying to change me? “Maya, don’t wear this? “Maya, don’t shake your ass?” “Maya, don’t go down on your sister!” You’ve lost your nuts and bolts, lady! I just killed a bag of breast shaped gummies I stole from Jade, what are you gonna do about it? You tell me to resist my temptations and be a good girl? Thanks, I’m counting on you to give me some advice.. RENEE She is? MAYA I’m not good at coming up with things. The joys of being a bimbo. So I can take your advice and learn not to be a stuck up, boring, annoying BITCH! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAH!” MAYA But, you know, I’m going to try something a bit nicer. Etta, Alix made her first good point in 5 years. With an ass like that you must have totally fucked a bunch of black dudes. I think you would be so cute bouncing on Painbow’s giant schlong! Slut to former slut, you need to totally come running into my arms and live your life the way it was meant to be lived! Obey We hope you have a lovely dayObey You don't want us to come out and play Away, now now There's nothing to see here It's under control We're only gambling with your soulObey Whatever you do, just don't wake up and smell the corruption RENEE Here she comes! The number one contender to the Hard on Hoes Title, the challenger at Hottiemania 20. Will she grab the gold off Maya’s slim waist? Etta has a microphone (of course) and a deep frown on her face. ETTA Little Miss, your words are UNACCEPTABLE! But THE PROBLEM is you have never been taught any better. Not even animals should act the way you do. But it is not your fault. As a child you were not taught the proper LESSONS. You have an underachieving womanizer for a father and a drunken- MAYA I know you didn’t put on your hideous entrance music, wear that ugly outfit, and walk out here in those Wal-Mart flats to diss my parents. ETTA Litte Miss, I am speaking. When I am speaking, you will stay QUIET, MAYA It’s no use. The power of patience and cutting a good promo has left me, rendering me into Lawson Belle mode and such ! Now I just wana fight! So PULL UP ON ME!! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" ETTA This is harder than I ever imagined. Little Miss, now is not the time for fighting, If you think I will fight you here tonight, you are sadly mistaken. We are not animals nor are we thugs. “YOU’RE A COWARD! YOU’RE A COWARD! YOU’RE A COWARD!” ETTA A woman named Keyboard Warrior Goocheese has insulted me repeatedly on Twitter. She is a blemish on my name. Once I defeat her I can focus on my real business in TMW, changing you into a proper lady. Obey kicks up again, allowing Etta to depart with dignity and class. But Maya is visibly upset.... RENEE Something tells me we haven’t seen the last of our Hard on Hoes champion, Alix. ALIX You’re right since I live with her. RENNE Ugh, Alix…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 Our scene is makeup and hair area where we find that THREE stylists are fussing over… SKYLAR’s hair. Meanwhile, Billie Chid is unusually hyped up… BILLIE Where does the sun hide at night, why does the moon come and go? Why is a woman and a tool called a ho? Was the world black and white, can you eat with an underbite? Suddenly, Billie starts jumping around. BILLIE Dasha Tha Rappa? It’s Billie Tha Rappa, huh, Skylar? Those were good rhymes, right? SKYLAR Billie, you have your thing, let Dasha have her thing. BILLIE Maybe you didn’t hear enough of my raps. Fucking blankets where do they- SKYLAR (sternly) Billie. Bille shuts her up, just in time as the hairstylists spread apart to make room for…. THE AWO’S JENNA MALIBU JENNNA Skylar, we need to talk. SKYLAR Yes we do! Why weren’t you at the aWo-Skylite brunch, I had daddy rent out the best room and we took so many great pics, and I bought a homeless man an egg sandwich. BILLIE I think Lauri stole it from him and ate it in two measly bites JENNA I don’t do brunches with my enemies. BILLIE She’s asking for it Skylar. I got time today! I got ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ JENNA It took three showers, water washing over this perfect second-generation body to get the stench of your friend, Dasha off me after she attacked me last show. See, my dad beat Angie’s dad for his first title, dominated Northstar from pillar to post, turned Leon Rodez into a manic depressive, and chased Drek Stone back to Little Italy. Apologies to Etta Kitt, but I have the Pedigree. BILLIE Etta Kitt, Alix zzzzzzzz, says,zzzzzzz Etta ZZZZZZZZ bangs zzzzZZZZZZ, oh yeah tons of black guys ZZZZZZZZZZZ! JEANNA At Anglemania I WILL end Charli’s two year OVARY title reign. I know I have the prettiest face and the hottest body this business has ever seen. Skylar takes this in with a smile that’s not exactly a smile. JENNA I get it done in the ring and in the penthouse bedroom. Charli 9ine is nothing compared to me. And when your little friend stopped me from putting Charli in her place, she stuck her cute little nose in my business. I demand respect on my name because I am THE PRODIGY. SKYLAR Thank you for sharing your feelings with me, Jenna, and opening up to me. And I want you to know you can come to me anytime you have a problem. And I will work to find a solution....like you facing Dasha….tonight. JENNA😊 LIVE FROM THE TOY BOX....TMW SLAMMED....THIS MONTH!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 Dasha Tha Rappa entered to Jump by Kriss Kross..... You should know, you should know that, ahh Kris Kross is not having anything today As we stand there totally crossed out We commence to make ya (Jump jump) The Mac Dad'll make ya (Jump jump) The Daddy Mac'll make ya (Jump jump) Kris Kross'll make ya (Jump jump) RENEE I expect Dasha to do some jumping in this match as she has to use her speed and agility against Jenna. But this is an uphill battle. LILLIAN The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one. Now making her way to the ring, from Lviv, Ukraine….DASHA THA RAAAAPPPPPA! ALIX Hmpihity hmph hmph! Ya know when we wanted to punish dudes we’d have Sadist rape them in the shower. This new generation just isn’t the same. Jenna entered to “Death By Rock N Roll” by The Pretty Reckless…. Jenny died of suicideWith a candle burnin' in her eyeBut on my tombstone when I goJust put "Death by Rock and Roll" RLILLIAN And her opponent, from Malibu, California, she is “THE PRODIGY” JENNA MALLLLIIIBBBUUUUUUUUU!” “YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE The lineage doesn’t get better. But, the attitude does. ALIX You’re telling me! I asked if she wanted to play Just Dance on my Switch and she said no. Who says to Just Dance? Evil people that’s who! DING DING DING You’d think Dasha would be nervous to face the prodigy! Instead, The Rappa charges forward and rains overhand chops against Zack Malibu’s babygirl. RENEE Look at Dasha go! To the shock of many, Dasha springboarded off the top rope and struck down Jenna with a dropkick. Then Referee Clem Buzzlefoxxer V counted the pin… ONE! Jenna threw Dasha off her! That didn’t deter Dasha; she used a basement dropkick to smack Jenna across the face! The Prodigy had enough and rolled out the ring. That gave Dasha a chance to show off her raps… DASHA When I say boom boom you say bam bam bam! BOOM BOOM BOOM! “BAM BAM BAM!” DASHA Boom boom boom! “BAM! BAM! BAM!” That was enough for Jenna! With malice flaring in her eyes she returned to the ring and put her face directly into Dasha’s JENNA Do you know who I am?! Do you know who I am? DASHA You be a…PUNK ASS! “YYYYEAAAAAH!” Jenna did not appreciate that one bit as evidenced by her charging with a lariat at Dasha. The Ukrainian welcomed her arrival with a knee to the gut! JENNA Ooof! Dasha ran to the ropes and came off with a backflip, looking for an elbow. But Jenna caught Dasha! RENEE That’s not good, that’s not good at all! Jenna wasted no time and twisted Dasha out for an AIR RAID CRASH NECKBREAKER! JENNA Now you’ll see why I was born better! Smirking, Jenna brought Dasha to her feet to throw into the corner. An elbow blocked Jenna’s charge, but The Prodigy came right back and devastated Dasha with a running face wash! RENEE IntenseZone! ALIX By gawd did that show suck buffalo balls. RENEE I don’t think you should be saying that! Jenna spied a fat female fan in a BLACK T JUST TASTE BETTER t-shirt with a replica OVARY TITLE BELT and got a full blown smile on her face. JENNA Can I borrow that? FAN Uh…yes, sure! The fans tossed Jenna the belt, and who wouldn’t give in to Zack’s daughter? With the belt in hand Jenna struck a pose. JENNA I LOOK GOOD! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” DASHA You look…FUGLY! “DASHA! DASHA! DASHA!” Jenna took a swing at Dasha with the belt only for Dash to duck it! The plucky Ukranian summoned the spirit of her country and nailed a springboard drop kick right on the money! Cover…. ONE! A kickout! Jenna found herself thrown into the corner, and the victim of a dreaded ten punch affair. But Jenna had other ideas as she shoved Dasha off! Dasha came a-charging and Jenna caught her right away! The perverted cameramen did an excellent, emmy worthy job of catching Jenna’s devastating suplex! via GIPHY RENEE Oh my god! ALIX Oh her tits, I wanna grab em! Cover.. ONE TWO! NO! Jenna pulled Dasha up at the last moment!!!! RENEE There’s no reason to do that. If you have the opponent beat you should finish the match. JENNA You WILL Put Respect On The Malibu Name! ALIX She’s nothing like her father. Zack had a little something called class, a little something called dignity. Dasha valiantly used the ropes to pull herself upright. But this did he no r good as Jenna crushed her spine with a arm short back drop! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!” JENNA You wanna disrespect THE PRODIGY, little girl? Let’s see how tough you are! Jenna grabbed Dasha’s leg and twisted the ailing Hottie into a boston grab! JENNA Give up! The camera man was right on the job, the job of pleasuring all us Deviants, with a shot of Dasha’s glorious camel toe Beautiful wouldn’t you say? Stroke worthy? But the shot wouldn’t last for long as Dasha TAPPED OUT! Winner: Jenna Malibu, via submission “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” JENNA Oh, we’re not done yet! ALIX Damn it, show the class your father showed for 15 years in this company! Be like him, damn it! Jenna kept hold of Dasha and swung her ainto the air, looking for the Pop Drop. Buuuuuuut……….. CHARLI 9INE came through with a SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! “FUCK YEAH CHARLI! FUCK YEAH CHARLI! FUCK YEAH CHARLI!!! ALIX Yes, yes, god damn it, yes!! Charli waited for a dazed Jenna to rise. And theeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn…….. UNPRETTIER BY DREAMY!!!!! RENEE Hey! Dreamy strutted about the ring, mocking the booing fans as Jenna crawled over to a weakened Charl, with the fake OVARY TITLE IN HAND JENNA At Hottiemania 20 I’m getting the real thing, bitch. ALIX Zack would never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 RENEE Gang, we thought we saw the last of Rizzo and Anson Cutter. Lisa Ann fired them for refusing to face the SMUSH tag team of The War Hammers. Then they announced a rebranding as a trans tag team known as Living Our Truth. Cady of Grimm defeated them in not one but two loser leaves town matches as created by The Doll. But, well, now The Doll has been receiving some very mean tweets as a result of that. Let’s talk to The Doll. We cut to Krista’s office where The Doll stands in front of desk. Our general manager is there but seems to be enjoying trolling the Pornhub comments. ALIX Rena, why are you a transaphobe? RENEE Alix! ALIX That’s what the tweets say. I’ve never ever been mislead by a tweet. Ever! Ever! Ever! THE DOLL Saying it three times doesn’t make it make any more sense. ALIX Yeah it does, yeah it does, yeah it does! Rizette and Ansonia called you transaphobic and they’ve gotten support of The Atlantic, The New Yorker, and The New York Times. KRISTA Woah, woah, woah, is this true? ALIX Hi, Krissy! KRISTA Shut up. Rena, darling, you DO NOT want tranny problems. Maybe female to male tranny problems, but not male to female. And, honey, oh dear, one of them is a white male. Oh, honey, whatever have you done? THE DOLL I don’t have transexual problems. I have a Rizzo and Anson problem. ALIX Who are trannies? Big fat stinking trannies! RENEE That sounds more transaphobic than anything The Doll has said. ALIX We’re not talking about me. KRISTA Right, I’ll save that for the marriage counseling sessions. Doll, honey, if I were you and if I was I’d look older than my age, then for the love of Jewish Jesus I would get in front of this tranny problem. Or you will be thrown kicking and screaming in front of the problem. And then I’m going to have to hire someone to kill Rizzo and Anson and I didn’t budget for paid homicide. I simply didn’t. THE DOLL There’s nothing to get in front of because the problem involves worthless toads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 We’re taken to an isolated corner of the Toy Box in front of the dreaded BOILER ROOM. There, we find… LADY XFL engaged in a brutal workout routine of HINDU SQUATS. LADY XFL SEVENTY ONE….SEVENTY TWO….SEVENTY THREE….SEVENTY FOUR… But Lady XFL should know there’s no way to get peace in the Toy Box. This time she’s approached by… ANGLESLUT ANGLESLUT Lady X, working hard or hardly working? LADY XFL You want something. ANGLESLUT Yeah! I know you’ve got a match tonight against Adelphe Nerdregard. And while I’m sure you won’t do as well against her as I will at Hottiemania 20. I have faith in you, bucko. LADY XFL Bucko? ANGLESLUT And from one elite athlete to a lesser elite athlete, I want to give you some words of encouragement. LADY XFL You’re an elite athlete? ANGLESLUT You got it, missy. Two gold medals in equestrian dressage, the most grueling sport in the world. For once, Lady XFL CHUCKLES ANGLESLUT I rode some of the biggest black stallions around, up and down, up and down on those big black monsters. There aren’t too many girls who could ride those black things like me! LADY XFL ANGLELSUT Adelphe is a regular person. No she’s a ginger. And gingers aren’t worthy of living! But when we’re in that ring, especially me, we’re like an Ariana Grande concert. I’m as close to pure perfection as you can get. And you’re pretty good. And when these people chant “you suck” they need to realize our bodies, our mouths, our asses, and our in ring ability are works of it. And we’re dang sure not gonna let a ginger take that away from us. LADY XFL Facts. COMING UP NEXT: ETTA KITT IN ACTION!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 ***Etta Kitt Vs Keyboard Warrior Goocheese*** Etta Kitt entered to “Obey” by Bring Me The Horizon…. Obey We hope you have a lovely dayObey You don't want us to come out and play Away, now now There's nothing to see here It's under control We're only gambling with your soulObey Whatever you do, just don't wake up and smell the corruption LILLIAN The following singles contest is scheduled for one fall! From Tulsa, Oklahoma, she is THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE HARD ON HOES CHAMPIONSHIP….she is “THE BAD TEACHER” ETTTTAA KIIIITTTTT! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” LILLIAN And her opponent, already in the ring, from YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT….KEYBOARD WARRIOR….GOOOOCHHEEESSEEEE! ALIX Were you ever in any clubs in school, Renee? RENEE Clubs? Sure! ALIX That’s a major bingo. And Etta is type to shut all our clubs down because funding should go to stuff that sucks like equations and English. Weak! I don’t care if Etta called me a mal…mal…malthingamajig last show, I know Maya is gonna save this little club called Raw Is Whore from the fuddy duddy faculty. RENEE I hope you’re right. Etta started out on the right foot, literally as she cranked the Keyboard Warrior Goochese with an enziguri with her right foot. The Keyboard Warrior was out like the proverbial light! Cover… ONE! TWO! THREE! No! A Kickout! RENEE I have a feeling we’ll be packing up and heading home soon. ALIX Can I stay at your place? Pretty please. RENEE Krista kicked you out again, I see. Fine. Just don’t spill Capri Sun on the carpet again. ALIX That wasn’t me. That was your kiddo! Etta tossed Goocheese into the ropes letting Goocheese bounce into Etta’s Schoolyard (sidewalk) Slam!! RENEE Man, what a crunch on that one. ALIX I like this Goocheese. She’s slim thick Etta circled around Goocheese, waiting for the green suited grappler to rise. When GC stood up, Etta booted her in the stomach and then stashed her in preparation for the Pedigree. But much to everyone’s surprise Goocheese hoisted Etta overhead with a back body drop! RENEE Etta wasn’t expecting that. Maybe Keyboard Warrior Goochesee has a chance! An incensed, snarling Etta rose into a parade of forearms from Goochese. The Keyboard Warrior then shocked the world by taking Etta down with a springboard clothesline! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!” Cover…. Not even a one count! ALIX I think this is just making Etta Shit mad. Hhehehhaha Etta Shit. I said shit, Renee. I really did! Goocheese brought Etta upright and pounded on her with downward elbows. With Etta stunned Goochese hit the ropes, but Etta did the same! Together they bumped heads with Goochese tumbling so wildly she fell over the ropes! RENEE Oh no! ALIX Warrior and Etta are down, and I hope they toss them in the landfill with my Windows 98 computer. RENEE Alix, show a little compassion. ALIX Nope! Denied! The Keyboard Warrior’s wailing was adubile, even over the din of the unruly Deviants. Etta meanwhile squirmmed on the mat, frantically checked over by Referee D’Lo Brown. ETTA She….she…headbutted me! Disqualify her! Instead of suffering the dreaded DQ the Keyboard Warrior underwent a miraculous recovery; the busty green tighted grappler flipped her way into the ring lucha style! ALIX Like my boy JC, Goocheese is coming back! RENEE Your boy JC? ALIX Latinos love Jesus! Etta stumbled upright, blissfully unaware of the doom that awaited her. But, much to everyone’s shock the Keyboard Warrior snatched Etta onto her shoulders and then executed a bone crushing fireman’s carry front slam! ALIX Some serious ass impact! Then as Etta rose, the Keyboard Warrior delivered a punishing scissors kick! ALIX She’s stealing Etta’s spotlight. Etta’s supposed to be the mainevent talent, ya know. RENEE Don’t those last two moves look awful familiar? Pained, shaken and annoyed, Etta rose with a screaming uppercut. But the blow only collided with The Keyboard Warrior’s funbangs! ALIX Bouncy bouncy! The Keyboard Warrior took to the air like a kangroo and came down with the devastating might of a leapfrog facecrusher!!! “YYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE There’s no mistaking that one! That’s the iMaya! Though D’Lo had his suspicions, he had no choice but to count the resulting pinfall….. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! Ding ding ding Winner: Keyboard Warrior Goocheese, via pinfall ALIX Miracles do happen! Next Pipi will totally grow into an A cup! The Deviants erupt, some high fiving, some jerking off (they’ll jerk off for anything!) But finally a unified reaction settled amongst the pervs. “TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!” In this case they meant the mask, but Goocheese peeled her bizarre outfit off, fingers shredding fabric to reveal…. MAYA DUNCAN BLANCHARD ALIX All right, it’s decided! Maya posed as Goocheese to one up Etta Shit! RENEE There’s nothing to “decide,” that’s what happened. The once disposed Goocheese stood in the ring, looming behind Maya with the dreaded throat slash gesture at the ready KEYBOARD WARRIOR GOOCHEESE Say Cheese! Alas, Maya dropped the ban hammer on the Keyboard Warrior with a Maya pattened… MAYA Nose bop! Goocheese tumbled out of the ring yet again, her errant fall nearly taking out a camera man. RENEE Cyberbully meets IRL bully! Furious and posing more of a threat than Goocheese, Etta spun Maya around to face the music teacher. ETTA You had your fun, Little Miss. But the time for laughter is over. MAYA Are you still stating your big ass hasn’t been stuffed full of black meat? ETTA Yes. Naturally, Little Miss. I am a model of piety and chastity. MAYA Then hahahahahahah! ETTA Little miss! Before Maya could turn away from the vexed teacher, a rage-trembling Etta latched onto Maya’s arm RENEE It’s a good thing Maya isn’t like Krista otherwise…. RENEE Glad I didn’t finish that thought! ALIX Maya is angrier than her mom one minute after happy hour ends! Officials spilled into the ring, a who’s who of road agents such as Slime, Snott, Sloppy Joe, Colombian Heat, all trying to prevent the busty champ from lacerating her busty challenger! ALIX We’ve got pound for pound the biggest whore in the game fighting pound for pound the biggest turd in the game! RENEE Alix! ALIX Aww, sue me! Within the chaos, the crafty Etta struck; she pitched Maya face first into Sloppy Joe’s blubber! Staggered and blinded by gut sweat, Maya sunk into Etta’s clutches. ETTA This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you! RENEE Etta’s spanking Maya! The number one contender is spanking the champion! ALIX The sickening thud of hand on one hundred percent real ass! 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Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 RENEE We have a great event going on backstage “Toys For Bums,” a tremendous drive to donate sex toys to the homeless in the Los Angeles area. ALIX And it’s a great tax write off! RENEE That explains a bunch. Jade Rodez-Duncan and Tori Malibu are literally the coolest girls ever. They are there handing out toys to all the underprivileged. Let’s take a look! We go backstage to a medium-sized room with multicolored BALLOONS and a BANNER that reads “TOYS FOR BUMS” in pink graffiti-like lettering. Sat behind a desk are none other than…. JADE RODEZ DUNCAN & TORI MALIBU A 45 year old Latino man in a New York Yankees shirt, two sizes too big, receives a cock ring from Tori TORI You’re looking a little tired, so this will perk you right up. MAN I believe in god. God is in me, I am god. God isa hermaphrodite. Like me TORI Good for you… Woah sorry spilled my Pepsi! Tori did spill the Pepsi all over the man’s dirty converse. MAN The real gay people, the Left Eye, the Biggie, the Jose Canseco, we gone, we from the gang. Gang rapist one of my friends he died The Assains Creed. And the feds know who I raped, I raped them with my Game Boy. TORI I’m not the best at videogames, but I can play! JADE Sir, do you mind stepping to the left so everyone can get their Toys. A black man in a Grateful Dead shirt and nothing else arrives. TORI Eeep! JADE Ha! Well, we know you don’t need a Penis Pump! How about a masturbator, modeled after the ass of this Booty Soldier aka me Jade passes a GIANT toy ass based on her glorious tush to the man. He smiles a toothless grin. LATINO MAN Jamie’s young, I’m horny inside, I walk out and I’m mad because I didn’t rape Jennifer Aniston. JADE Hey you and me both! TORI I think that’s everyone. I’m SO relieved this worked out. I’m FINALLY able to do something to repay the community. As Tori is filled with inner cuddles and warmth, two famillar faces strut to the giveaway table… JADE Undie Brown? And you’ve got Detroit Crackhead with you? This oughta be loads of fun! What’s up? UNDIE Love is all. Reject would be here so I’m here. JADE Hmmm. You may be black but you gotta come better than that. DETROIT Suck yo dick for a dollar! JADE That’s not much better and kind of weird. DETROIT CRAKCHEAD Hi kids! UNDIE I came for the toys. He just wouldn’t leave me alone. Don’t judge me by him. I roll with Reject and we got all kinds of pussy. ALL KINDS! Jade thinks back to her little liaison with Reject from last Raw Is Whore JADE Trust me I know all about the pussy Reject gets. But you? You’re wasting that big black cock chasing used underwear. DETROIT CRACKHEAD Give us the toys, wrestler bitches. Hhehehe, Reject and I talk that TALK. TORI So nice that you want toys, but you’re not homeless. So we can’t give you any. I promised Krista I’d do my best not to mess this up and I already broke three glass dildos. DETROIT CRACKHEAD Hello boys and girl, ya’ll are looking at a horny man. Virginity and chastity have ruined my life. JADE Ha! You’re no virgin if you’ll blow someone for a buck. UNDIE But we’re poor. Poorer than Anson and Rizzo. TORI That’s poor! Even on an OAOAST salary? UNDIE I spent most of my savings on my defense attorney. JADE If that’s not the most Undie thing ever, I don’t know what is. TORI Well, I’m sorry, guys, but we’re out of Toys. Like totally out of toys. That cock ring I just handed over was my last one. JADE Oh, we aren’t out of toys. Not at all. Jade rises from her cushy seat to her full PAWG height and shows off the PAWG goods… TORI Jade, you don’t mean? JADE Tori, I always mean that. TORI Wow! Jade saunters up to Undie, full fire in her crisp blue eyes. Even Undie is intimidated at first. Then he smells the scent of her sex soaking into her panties, and says…. UNDIE I’m gonna get these draws! We cut quickly to Skylar, who eats caviar as she watches this with Billie and Lauri. SKYLAR Ladies, it’s time we showed the world that females can be just as cunning as males. Billie falls asleep but Lauri texts Skylar saying, “HELL YEAHHH!!!!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 When we return from break we find a scene sure to have the babyoil flowing; Jade and Tori are helping each out with their already skimpy outfits! Tori clumsily pulls Jade’s top off, tearing it and causing Jade’s giant jugs to pop out like scud missiles! TORI Woah! Those things are mammoth! How can you walk through Target like that? JADE Mom doesn’t let us go to places with middle class people. TORI Oh wow! Meanwhile, Undie is nudging Detroit Crackhead to get in the mood for some white bitches. But even as Tori slips down her panties to reveal her lovely and pristine cock box, DC is all about his rock. DETROIT CRACKHEAD Gotta have my rocks! TORI (Looking at Crackhead) Are you sure about this? Mom told me stay away from drugs. JADE You and I have radically different mothers. Well, Undie is sniffing Tori’s panties, but it’s better than smoking rock! Tori and Jade drop to their knees, getting in front of their black kings. You might think their slowly wrapping their lips around the cocks of these losers is a degradation. And you are right. But this is Hollywood where whores abound Yes, Jade is the first to wrap those precious lips around the dark dong of Undie Brown. There’s a distinct odor in Undie’s crotch, one from a man wearing the same underwear as yesterday. But Jade is a shameless freak and thus, this turns her around. Perhaps to show Tori how it is done, Jade begins a fast and furious sucking, moaning as loudly as a souped engine. Already, Undie must fight not to drain his black lizard down her throat Jade nudges Tori, getting Zack’s little sister ready to rock n suck on Crackhead’s dick. A woman sucks the character who offers to get suck dick for a dollar. Unfortunately, this woman has reduced herself to a two dollar hoe. Not the best or most skilled cocksuker, Tori begins only by nipping at the tip. JADE I KNOW you can do better than that, girl. Get down on that thang! Yes, Tori, answers the challenge pulling more of that “thang” into her mouth. She’s on it like a repressed slut, her saliva dripping down to the floor. One would think, Tori’s buck teeth would stand in the way of her being a good dick licker. But her wet lips are surprisingly smooth in sliding on DC’s dark meat. Of course, Jade is the established champion of dick eating. The blond fat ass swallows Undie’s penis the way she swallows a bratwurst; Truly a sick fatso, Jade slobbers incessantly and loudly over Undie’s dirty dong. What a nasty bitch. Her tounge lashes out against Undie’s penis, the simple-minded hoe performing a great lesson in dick sucking. But Jade wants more. She wants nigga dick to stretch her sinful vagina. And what a Duncan wants, a Duncan gets! JADE Let’s get pregnant. TORI Pregnant?! JADE Don’t you want a black baby? TORI I’m not sure I’d make a good mother right now, there’s so much I have to learn, I’d have to read a lot of books, and… JADE Tori, I say this as your friend. Shut up and get on that dick. Now Undie’s ngiga stick is in Jade’s vagina, burning hot, it’s cream ready to flow like lava. JADE Tori, get with the program. Driven by Jade’s order, Tori grimaced. Who would fuck a crackihead? Her mon would disown her. It would tarnish the Malibu name. But, Tori needed black cock as all white whores do. Her white girl instincts took over; she grimaced as she allowed DC inside her always tight Caucasian love box. TORI Ahhhhhh it hurts. JADE That’s the good kind of hurt. Like my grandma’s spicy chilli! Jade’s senses were on fire. The touch of his negro schlong inside her velvety folds. Her dripping sex filled with the pole of a man who sniffs underwear. In fact, Undie had her underwear in his mouth Tori continued to scream and grunt, the thickness too much for her. Yet DC continued to plow into her, this white bitch better than white rock. Detroit’s coare pubic hair was like a burlap sack against her milky white skin Look at these beautiful white bitches getting fucked by the lowest of the black race. Every KKK member would kill themselves if they saw this. JADE Man, do you love black guys or what, Tori? Annagret has the right idea. TORI Annagret? I hope she doesn’t beat me up because of this. Things blur for Tori after that. Sight, smell, taste and sound all become one. Her eyes roll, and her mouth hangs open, Composure is hard to gain at this moment. Tori is a good girl but this is a new low for Tori. Yet she cums, shaking and quivering. So lost in the pleasure she can’t separate his spasms for her own. Her screams are akin to a banshee. A banshee who gets fucked by a junkie. JADE That a fucking girl! Good isn’t it? You’re more stuifed than a taco! For Jade’s part she is an animnal. A shameless whore who bucks and grinds against the dirty cock of Undie Brown. Nevermind that Undie hasn’t showered in days, Jade squirts cum, the scent of her juices mingling with his nasty musk JADE God damn, black guys are on top of the food chain! Let that big dick eat up my pussy! via RedGIFs Undie powers into Jade in what seems like a thousand ways designed to drag out a thousand orgasms. Jade can’t stop squirting. The worthless fat ass continues to slam her giant tush on Undie meaty dick, shattering his pelvis.This might be the only exercise the chubby bitch known as Cum Dumpster gets. JADE Oh yeah, baby, it’s all about these overcooked burnt hot dicks! Tori continues to descend from good girl to vile guitter skank. Now her sex quirts, something she had no idea it could do. As a result, the now dirty skank loses all piety, spewing girl cum in all directions. JADE Cum for us, cum for us! Jade pulls Tori onto her knees, settling in front of the monstrous negro snakes. The white girls kneel in the worshop of their black gods. Something all white girls should do. They’re quickly rewarded as a spray of jizz hits their adorable faces. White whores are covered with white gold as all white women should be. JADE Yes, yes, yes. This is better than milkshake! KATHY KAREN KELLY (OS) Hey, hey, MaliBITCH! TORI Huh? JADE She’s outside the room. KKK Tori! Hey, Tori! Tori, listen up! You think you’re about to get ready for the tag team turmoil match. Don’t you? Tough break, Malibitch, Lauri drove a fork lift in front of the door. And no one is coming to help you! And why is that? Because you’re Boring MaliBITCH! Hhahahahahahah! TORI This is absloutley awful. Undie tries to push the door open. But… UNDIE They weren’t kidding, they weren’t shitting! I bet Reject could push it open. JADE Don’t worry Tori. Someone will come and help. TORI I’m thinking of Jenna. She’s so tough and fierce. Must be nice. This would never happen to her…. UNDIE Or Reject! COMING UP NEXT...LADY XFL VS ADELPHE NERDREGARD!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 ***Lady XFL W/Alysanne Vs Adelphe Nerdregard*** "WHO YOU TALKING TO MAN?!" Lady XFL entered to “Who You Talking To Man” from the John Wick Soundtrack… LILLIAN The following is a singles contest! Now making her way to the ring, being accompanied by ALYSANNE…she hails from Orlando, Florida where she is known as “THE ORLANDO HAMMER” LADY XXXX FFFFF LLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE We’re being joined by Alysanne. Welcome to Sofa Central, your rocket ship to Hottiemania. ALYSANNE I don’t want to hear silly marketing phrases. What I want is increased security and an apology. I am not Annie, Lady XFL is not Carrie. You will not make fools out of us. Kidnap me? Give Lady XFL a mystery opponent for Hottiemania? Someone will answer to that. Adelphe entered to “Shadow” by Vicetone and Allie X Just follow my shadow, babyHold on to my hand, I know you wannaJust follow my shadow into the nightOoh RENEE Angleslut will answer to Adelphe’s challenge, Thee Stallion colliding with The Celestial Cum Craver at Hottiemania DING DING DING LadyX was on Adelphe like fire in a forest, ramming the flame-haired Hottie into the corner. Boom, a knee strike! Boom, another knee strike! Boom, a third knee strike! ALYSANNE Do you have any clue what Adelphe is in for? No because you two are cluseless. ALIX Uh, UCLA, thanks. Lady XFL backed away, snarling, setting up for the… LADY XFL Pain train! But, Adelphe derailed Lady XFL’s ho train like charge with a dropkick! Immediately, the football star rose upright only to get thrown down with an arm drag! But, the Floridan rose faster than ever and tore down Adelphe with a lariat from her unafflicted arm! ALSYANNE See, whoever kidnapped me is going to find a lot of those clotheslines and Pain Trains in their future. You DO NOT put your hands on me. Ever. ALIX That’s not what HE said. Heheheh, score one for Alix Back into the corner Adelphe went, and back to the knee strikes Lady XFL went. When the muscle-bound babe had enough, she slung Adelphe into the center of the ring. There, Referee Titania Nerdly counted the pin… ONE! TWO! A kickout! ALSYANNE Remember when Titania put her hands on me? I do. I never forget. And I hope you don’t forget that Lady XFL is the NEW ULTIMATE COMBO OF BEAUTY AND BEATDOWNS. ALIX Like an elephant Ally Cat never forgets. ALYSANNE Her opponent at Anglemania, the BITCH, who assaulted and kidnapped me….when she wakes from her coma I hope she has your memory. Lady XFL dumped Adelphe onto the ring apron, leaving the fan-favorite laid out. Then, a perfect opportunity for Lady X; the giant woman dropped an Undertaker type leg drop on Adelphe! Pained, Adelphe wailed loudly enough to turn on a few Deviants! RENEE Omph! Lady XFL is not a lightweight woman LADY XFL I’ll show you all what bad is! “YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK!” ALIX That’s a compliment here! Lady XFL hammered Adelphe with an overhand right and then pushed the ailing, crying ginger into the ring. Cover…. ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! “WE LOVE GINGERS! WE LOVE GINGERS! WE LOVE GINGERS!” RENEE Lady XFL doesn’t do much talking, she prides herself on fighting. ALYSANNE Because she has me to talk for her. And I WILL have a talk with Toni Patrica about this “mystery opponent” who brazenly kidnapped me. Xena and I will not be humiliated. ALIX Why not? Once you get used to it you get tons of orgasms. The Lady Wolf raised her fist and scowled, the signal for the dreaded Long Bomb. Then, with a swift movement, Lady XFL hoisted Adelphe into the air. The ginger found herself spun around for the bomb. But somehow she countered with a hurricanrana! And it went Into a cover… ONE! An easy kickout! An irish whip shot Lady XFL into the corner, and then a running dropkick sat her on her tight tushy! With her foe dazed Adelphe had the Orlando Hammer at her mercy! ADELPHE Be ready for my sapphic strike! Taste my pussy juices! Adelphe warmed herself up for the bucking bronco she prepared to be. And the Deviants hooted and hollered to the deliciously naughty site… The bitch may be goofy but she’s fine as fuck. Unfortunately, she ain’t much of a wrestler; her charge forward saw Lady XFL drop her with a leaping shoulder tackle! LADY XFL This is my house! You’re a rude guest, and rude guests get punished! Punished indeed, as Lady XFL tangled Adelphe into a lethal, miserable full nelson! Miserable for Adelphe. But we love to see Hotties harming Hotties, and Lady XFL gave us a titillating show. Look for yourself at the ginger bitch’s misery and get your rocks off… via GIPHY Hope you enjoyed that as Adelphe made a valiant fight upright. Incensed and scowling (again), Lady XFL let go of the old to club Adelphe in the back. But the Celestial Cum Craver stunned just about everyone by stunning Lady XFL with a leaping snapmare! RENEE Blazing Light! A cover…. ONE! TWO! Kickout! ALYSANNE Gameplan! What was our gameplan?! The gameplan found itself in disarray as Adelphe dropped a spinning elbow onto a prone Lady XFL. But the former Anglemania maineventer came back in the 4th with a big boot on a charging Adelphe! “OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!” LADY XFL That’s a nice little camel toe you got their, cunt! Lemme at it! We can hear Triple Patty yelling at the camera man to get a good shot of the ginger skank’s latest ordeal. And our perverted videographer doesn’t disappoint, perfectly catching Lady XFL giving Adelphe a WEDGIE… From there, Lady XFL innovatesd with a wedgie plex that dumped Adelphe on her back! Cover… ONE! TWO! Shoulder up, but barely! “WE LOVE GINGERS! WE LOVE GINGERS! WE LOVE GINGERS!” LADY XFL Yeah? We’ll see about that! The Orlando Hammer exited the ring and immediately snatched a sign from a chubby fan in a vintage “GPX” t-shirt. The fan protested but Lady XFL fed him a stiff right to the jaw. As he bled out, Lady XFL brought that sign into the ring. RENEE Is that part of the gameplan, Alysanne? Attacing innocent fans. ALYSANNE Who’s innocent when you’re nicknamed a Deviant? But, Adelphe wouldn’ daret see the Deviants assaulted! When Lady XFL approached her with the sign, Adelphe rocked her with a pair of forearms! And then a kick to the shins and finally a leg sweep! ALIX Look at what that sign says! It’s what Krista calls me all the time! RENEE Worthless Cunt?! ALIX That’s my pet name she’s got for me! Adelphe hit the ropes to send Lady XFL tumbling through the air with a spinning head scissors! But the crueler Hottie brought herself upright to block Adelphe’s spinning forearm with a HEADBUTT! “OOOOHHHHHHHHH!” LADY XFL Let’s show em what kind of girl you are, red! Come on! COME ON! Lady XFL snagged hold of the sign and Adelphe simultaneously; Adelphe shrieked in utter humiliation. Tears streamed down Adelphe’s delicate face as Lady XFL paraded her around, telling the world what we always knew… THAT ADELPHE WAS A WORTHLESS CUNT!! TITANIA Alright, that’s enough. Titania sought to intervene in this mockery, one worthless cunt saving another! But instead she drew Lady XFL’s ire and the three Hotties toppled to the ground! Titania landed on the bottom, easily enduring the worst of the affair! RENEE Titania is part werewolf but she is not solidly built in human form. ALYSANNE I think she is. She’s thick headed and needs to get up and do her job! A change settled over the Toy Box. A foreboding change. An ominous change. Then the lights WENT OUT! ALIX We damn sure paid the electric bill so I don’t know what the heck is going on! Then a famillar tune powered into the arena…. You ready?! Let's go! Yeah, for those of you that wanna know what we're all about It's like this y'all (c'mon) This is ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name ALIX That ain’t no drunk sound guy fooling with Spotify, that’s The All XFL Music!!! RENEE Ouch! Ouch! Alsyanne, are you hiding under the desk. You’re on my feet! ALYSANNE This can’t be happening, this can’t be happening, this can’t be happening LADY XFL Bring it you bitch! Bring it! The lights went up, and with it came the already high excitement of the fans. Why? Because of this woman…. RHAENYS, standing on the top rope ALYSANNE This can’t be happening, this can’t be happening, this can’t be happening! RENEE But it is happening! Your big sister, Rhaenys, is back!!! Rhaenys slammed a missile dropkick, her first in five years, into Lady XFL’s jaw!! Despite the TREMENDOUS might of the move it only hobbled The Orlando Hammer. But within moments, Adelphe nailed Xena with a…. ADELPHE LUMINARY UPPERCUT!!!!!! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALYSANNE This can’t be happening, this can’t be happening, this can’t be happening! COVER…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!!! Winner: Adelphe Nerdregard, via pinfall RENEE Adelphe does it ahead of her Anglemania match with Angleslut! ALYSANNE This can’t be happening, this can’t be happening, this can’t be happening! Both Rhaenys and Adelphe smiled triumphantly and pointed to the Anglemania sign!!! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE It’ll be a family reunion with Alysanne’s plus one, Lady XFL taking on Rhaenys at Anglemania! ALYSANNE This can’t be happening, this can’t be happening, this can’t be happening! COMING UP NEXT....HOT WORDS FROM A HOT WHITE SLUT..."SNOWBUNNY" ANNAGRET WICKEDBORN SPEAKS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 We’re taken to the ring, not for combat, but for Annie Idol of the “Hottiemania 20” cocktail dress standing with Annagret Wickedborn. ANNIE Annie Idol on the scene! And with me? Annagret Wickedborn! Annagret, you look upset. ANNAGRET No I’m not. Stop prying, Annie! ANNIE I guess the frown and furrowed brow threw me off. ANNAGRET Gawds! You’re here to interview me, not psychoanaylze me. ANNIE I’m sorry, so sorry, please don’t hit me! ANNAGRET Fine. As long you learned your lesson. ANNIE I did! I swear! ANNAGRET Gawds stop being such a snievling mutt and ask me a question. ANNIE I know you have to be VERY angry at Zelda. She turned Tyrique The Freak into a lizard right as you were about to get lucky! ANNAGRET Get lucky? OH-EM-GEE who says that anymore?! ANNIE I do ☹ ANNAGRET I’m so angry I don’t have anything to say to you. ANNIE But I have a mountain of questions for you. ANNAGRET Fine! I’ll talk. ANNIE What are you going to do about Zelda? ANNAGRET If Zelda really wanted to get me she should have turned ME into a lizard. Instead I’m still my beautiful, blond goddess self. That’s right, in case you forgot, I am a GODDESS, a diety. And deities don’t take disrespect. If you want to know what I could do to Zelda try living in Asgard where my father Odin crucifies people and leaves them for crows to peck their eyes out. ANNIE Holy crap! ANNAGRET But, I’m not going that route. I have other plans for Miss Bazil. Since I’m great in mind and body, this brilliant mind came up with a way to use this perfect blond body to teach Zelda a harsh lesson. I present Hottiemania’s real mainevent, THE CUNTUCKY DERBY ANNIE The Cuntucky Derby! A scoop! I got a scoop! Big news! ANNAGRET Ugh you are more annoying than my sister. But big news from a big celeb! Even though these Deviants are cold hearted selfish brutes I’m giving them a treat: Big black dicks plowing into a cruel, mean spirited, vapid bitch, and me to! RENEE What are the rules? ANNAGRET You’re going to fall out over this, little Annie. There is only one rule: make as many hot black daddies cum as you can. Lately, I feel I need to top myself, and obviously I beat Krista at this type of challenge at Anglemania X-8. ANNIE Was that how it happened?! I think it was the- ANNAGRET Then I invite any random big black cock in New York City come and make me your white little bitch. And if you can’t get to me then you can get to Zelda. And if she can make more guys cum than me, as if, then she’ll be the winner! But, I plan on sucking off a dozen nigger dicks, and I’m gonna get nice and pretty because there’s nothing I want more than all those hot negro studs cumming on my snowbunny face! ANNIE What a scoop! Will Zelda accept the challenge? That’s a good question as Zelda isn’t the one who arrives next. Rather, it’s Susan Leslie AKA The Soccer Mom! TSM Annagret, this is enough. You’re going to far! ANNAGRET Uh, did I ask you, hag? I thinks nots. TSM Ha…ha…hag? Annagret, please listen to reason. Zedla is a good, good, good, girl. If you want to be mad at someone be mad at me. Don’t do anything to Zelda. Do something to me! ANNAGRET Although I’d sooner drink boiling tar than see you naked….maybe, you’re onto something. Maybe you belong in this gonzo fuckfest just as much as Zelda does. TSM I didn’t say that! None of us belong in this…this…this thing! Please! Listen to reason! Off with your headDance til you're deadHeads will rollHeads will rollHeads will rollOn the floor RENEE If there’s one person who doesn’t listen to reason it’s this Hottie! This Hottie is none other than Cinnamon Spoons, who hurries to join her little sister in the ring… CINNAMON What a pleasure it is to see you Annagret! ANNAGRET Ugh, we see each other every…uhh, I mean, thank you! CINNAMON Soccer Mom, my sister is a true legend. The most famed goddess knight of all! There are so many stories of her heroic and terrible deeds. Like when she smashed through the enemy lines to rescue and fuck a zulu warrior back to health! Or the time she slapped a ginger in the face and took her former NFL player boyfriend back to the hotel to fuck! TSM That second story…well it sounds less than heroic. But, I agree, Annagret is very fierce, so let’s all just leave it at that. CINNMAON No! Annagret has given me strength and inspiration and I intend on joining her, Zelda and yourself in the Cuntucky Derby. Let my vagina milk water the fertile battlegrounds!!! My fight is wonWho needs a gunBoom boom knock you outYou knocked me downBut who's laughing nowBoom boom knock you outMy fight is wonWho needs a gunBoom boom knock you outYou knocked me downBut who's laughing nowBoom boom knock you out RENEE It’s Stacy! Miss Kuntz! ALIX We got so much hefty funbags out here they’re gonna cave in the ground. MISS KUNTZ Annagret! ANNGARET Miss Klutz. MISS KUNTZ Forcing people to do things they don’t like is grade school degenerate male behavior! ANNGARET Wow, I take it you hang out with a lot of grade school boys? MISS KUNTZ No! No! Ew! Ah! I have to protect Zelda from the folly of man. And if that means I must step into the Cuntucky Derby pit to protect Zelda then SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE I’m getting all tingly! ANNAGRET I think that’s just a symptom of being a retard. I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm I go on to many dates [chuckle] But I can't make 'em stay At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm ALIX Awwww yeah! Boners are about to pick up! The one and only, Krista Isadora Duncan, she of the g cups strides out. ALIX My god, how can she move with those brittle, elderly bones? RENEE You have learned nothing in your life. KRISTA Hi, darlings, are you all planning on being the white playthings for so many big monkey dicks? TSM I don’t think this kind of racially sensitive language is very nice. And, well, I don’t want to be in the Cuntucky Derby! KRISTA Don’t worry, darling, I’ll take very good care of you. TSM Thank you. KRISTA Because you and I are blonds with big tits we can do half the work on the black boys with double the jizz! The darkies can’t resist a blond girl with big tits, Suzie. It’s all they can think about besides basketball and bling bling TSM We shouldn’t be using language like darkie! ANNAGRET Those nigger dicks are mine! KRISTA Just like they were supposed to be yours at Anglemania X-8? Hmmm, Annagret, honey? ANNAGRET Oh-em-gee! That was one time, shrewdebeast! KRISTA Let’s make it a double! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” KRISTA Annie, you have your scoop. You broke the story: Hottiemania 20, Cuntucky Derby, Krista Vs Annagret Vs Cinnamon Vs Zelda Vs Miss Kunt Vs The Soccer Mom! “FUCK THOSE BLACK DICKS! FUCK THOSE BLACK DICKS! FUCK THOSE BLACK DICKS!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 We’re taken a Crenshae Avenue BURGER KING, which has a measley 3 star rating on Google. That’s no problem for…. LEBRENDA JAMES, who has a booth full of everything on the emnu! LEBRENDA We at Burger King the home of the Whopper. But when you get with LeBrenda James you snacking on a happy meal. LeBrenda sips her milkshake. Chocolate of course. LEBRENDA Jade Rodez-Duncan, you call yourself the White Trash Slut. I’m the garbage disposal. I’ll cook your goose and feast on the corpse. Fries? LeBrenda has some of those and she crams them into her mouth. LEBRENDA Like milk I do the body good. Except your’s. I’m no Carl MacDonald but I’ll take you to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE. A veggie burger? Sure why not! LEBRENDA I got the deep frier for you, Jade, and I’m gonna serve you up. You’ll be eating Slam Dunks for lunch. Talking you the Booty Soldier? I make a mess of you, no mess hall. Oinking during your matches, twerking that ass. I stick an apple in your mouth, and I’ll roast you like the south. That’s my word! COMING UP NEXT...TAG TEAM NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP ON THE LINE...THE MAINEVENT IS NEXT~!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 Backstage a visibly embarrassed Krista Isadora Duncan watched as officials failed to even budge the forklift keeping Tori Malibu and Jade Rodez-Duncan behind closed doors. (No wonder given that weak ass list of road agents!) HOW2GIRL had better luck and may have actually gotten the vehicle to move completely with an assist from the others if they weren’t too busy staring at her ass. *** Gauntlet for the Ho: Double Penetration *** As the old saying goes though, the show must go on. And with HottieMania 20 around the corner 6 teams competed in a gauntlet match for a shot at the tag titles currently held by fan favorites Isabella Spezia and Eponine Black, Chicks Over Black Dicks. The stakes so high Skyler dared to break a sweat! Included in the mix, the Bigguns, whose participation sparked social media outrage among the most vocal minority due to the strength of their W/L coming under the table than in-ring. It also led to some words between the Bigguns and another of the match’s participants, Skyler, because when the buzz isn’t about her the sky is falling. No doubt a smile was brought to Skyler’s face and many others when THE MEGA HOTTIES combo of a Samantha Cayley and Brea Brea made quick work of the fighting cousins as tag champions COBD watched backstage. (Well, Eponine Black at least since Isabella Duncan was too busy on the phone twirling her hair and chewing gum!) Eliminated: The Bigguns Eliminated by: The Mega Hotties THE NASTY BOYDS entered next and the only thing stiffer than the blows exchanged were the dicks of men worldwide as both teams threw down like bitches fighting over the last set of hair ties in the clearance aisle at Wal-Mart! But just when it seemed the Mega Hotties were about to survive their impromptu Texas Tornado tag, CALI of THE MIDNIGHT FOXES decided to distract Brea from the apron and boy did she ever! Cue the sound of cheers and zippers of popped pants! After the initial shock Brea attempted to cover the bubbly (and jiggly) Cali, but specially assigned referee RIKSHI told her to back dat ass up. Cali would have as much time as needed to step down, plus a helping hand, opening the door for partner RUBY to slip in and dazzle Brea with an elaborate hocus pocus spell routine that concluded with a vicious EYE POKE! Ruby exited and Brea ate a NASTY BOMB, but the Boyds weren’t able to steal this one thanks to Sammi who broke up the pin and then dived out onto the Foxes! The Boyds followed out to attack only to get backed away by Rikishi, leaving Ruby free to do a solo job on Sammi while Cali laughed and pointed! But what makes you laugh will also make you cry, and no doubt Cali was crying inside from the pain inflicted by THE FREAKAZOIDS after they came to even the odds! RENEEHere’s an instance where you can cheer the freaks coming out at night! Instead it was the Boyds who took care of the Freakazoids, leading to a 4 on 2 beatdown until the Mega Hotties intervened and a melee ensued! ALIXNot since the fam’s last Taco Tuesday have I seen girl on girl action this intense! Krista does this a-maz-ing trick with cool whip and a cherry you gotta see to believe! What us fans see is Rikishi call for a DQ when attempts to restore order fail. Eliminated: The Mega Hotties & Nasty Boyds Eliminated by: Double Disqualification The double elimination coupled with their earlier shenanigans gave the duo of Penny Mars and Skyler reason to believe they had secured one of the final spots in the contest. Instead they were met by a ridiculous display of pyro and ballyhoo as HOW2GIRL marched to the ring, where predictably she got double-teamed upon entry. Her bravery in the face of adversity was rewarded when TORI MALIBU arrived atop a hotwired forklift driven by EUPHORIA! * HONK * HONK * It didn’t take long for Skyler’s crew to run out and form a protection ring around their stunned leader. But like a stuck cat on a tree moments from being rescued, Tori JUMPED... DOWN ONTO THE SKYLITES!!! “YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!” Skyler and Penny helped each other to their feet, but then Skyler tripped over Dasha The Rappa, rolling out to the floor as Penny ate a RUNNING SPEAR (Infinite Crisis) courtesy of H2G! * HONK * HONK * HONK * EUPHORIA 😛 Eliminated: Penny Mars & Skyler Eliminated by: Woke Queens Now down to our final two teams, Woke Queens faced off against the aWo’s Dreamgirls, Tabitha and Dreamy. But it was Skyler who’d play a pivotal role in the outcome. Leading her Skylites back out the group baited Euphoria into chasing them away, allowing Skyler to strike Tori with a LOADED HANDBAG! Tori stumbled into a double front spinebuster that would make Ron Simmons proud as Skyler fled grinning ear to ear. RENEEWhat the heck did you call that?! ALIXGlass Bottom Breaker! RENEEMaybe glass residue left scattered across a Boulevard of Broken Dreams! The Dreamgirls secured their title shot thanks to the assist. Winners: The Dreamgirls Disgusted by what occurred CHICKS OVER BLACK DICKS informed Rikishi of Skyler’s BS. The situation almost turned physical when Tabitha ripped away Izzy’s tag title to admire herself off the gold. OAOAST officials eagerly swarmed the area to keep the women separated, grabbing them away despite no contacted being needed. The naughty bastards. FADE OUT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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