Chanel #99 Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 We cold open to WIN GRIFFEY JR and MISTER STEAL YO PUSH sitting in front of a TMW black and blue backdrop. Each man wears gaudy teal suits with a pink and red zebra print tie. MSYP Let em know, Win. WIN I’m gonna. MSYP Cuz we got that antidote. WIN You said it couldn’t be done, it got done anyway. Bedrock, number one contender, guaranteed Galaxy Champion. Huh? Huh? You got something to say? MSYP I think they out there talking shit. WIN Fucking dingbats out there, I’ll tell ya. Yeah, I said guaranteed Galaxy Champion. What? What? You got something on it? Didn’t think so. “But I do.” MSYP Win, man, man look out! Push’s warning came too late as Blaine blinsided Win with CRUEL INTENTIONS 1! Though pained, Win rose rather quickly. No use to him, though; Blaine throws him int the cameras! PUSH Holy shit! Push runs off and we’re left to see Win, lying, BLEEDING FROM EYE, next to the camera BLAINE Oh, that look! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PORN AND SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS TMW! RENEE The path to Slammed is en fuego in The Toy Box! TONIGHT!!!LAWSON BELLE VS LUTHER MANDELLA BIG TYMERS VS BLAINE CAYLEY & GALAXY CHAMPION TANNER NEPTUNEDWM VS THE BIG HAIRY NUTT SAKKS BEDROCK VS FABIAN TONIGHTTTT!@@@@WFNWFFWFBWFB!!!@&&@& REJECT The production crew is on Tanner’s stash. RENEE And we start things off with a match months in the making! ***Lawson Belle Vs Luther Mandella*** Lawson entered to “Wicked” by Bear Grillz… (Yeahhh!!!!!!!) (Go!!!!!!) (Yeahhhh!!!!!) (Go, go, go!!!!!) Bring up the dead It's time to get WICKED~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!! REJECT This is my kind of feud. Just two hard hitting bastards who are too proud to back down. RENEE Lately, Luther has gotten the better of Lawson with multiman matches. REJECT But this is man versus man. This is how you settle shit. Luther entered to “Right Here” by OMB Peezy… I'ma get that pussy right here!!!! RENEE No sign of The Breeder. I can breathe easy! REJECT I don’t know what’s got into Goatman Pains but I like it. RENEE Sick! Sick! Sick! REJECT Sue me. He’s got attitude and he’s giving me what I want, sluts getting raped. DING DING DING Before the match, we saw a PRE TAPE Lawson sitting at the back lounge's bright pink neon lit bar. LAWSON Luther, Mister Over 25 Years In The Biz, I’ve been waiting four months for this match. Ever since you questioned my manhood. You questioned my manhood when you know you’ve never been the baddest dog in the yard, never been that top dog before. My life was a rough one in Knoxville, you’re life was sitting with Queen Victoria, eating biscuits. One word describes you. Pussy. You’re my little brother, Luther. I got one idiot for a sibling; I don’t need two. What I need for you to do is feel my rage. You know my audio, now feel my video. Little brother. Those weren’t smart words by Lawson: Luther beat him badly, backing the Knoxville native into the ropes. Lawson then took a bump like Johnny Knoxville as Luther clotheslined him over the ropes! RENEE I think Lawson’s words gave Luther some extra motivation. REJECT For once you say something intelligent. Lawson just put the battery in Luther’s back. Betraying his 45 year old bones, Luther came down like a bomb with a suicide dive onto Lawson! Lawson scrambled upright. The L-Train, off the tracks, stumbled into the ring. When he rose Luther slammed into him with a springboard cross body into the pin… ONE! Kickout! REJECT Luther is giving Lawson something The L-Train didn’t scout for. RENEE High flying moves? REJECT Exactly. Lawson expected a brawl. Luther hit a cartwheel arm drag on Lawson that was immediately followed by a cross body into a pin… ONE! Kickout! Luther threw a trio of gut kicks to stagger Lawson. But his discus big boot saw The L-Train turns things around with a dragon screw!! The Knoxville native immediately went for a heel hook though Luther was under the ropes. REJECT Lawson cinching in that heel hook off the dragon screw. The way he does that is almost instinctual. Luther got up swinging, the old Brit showing he’s not tea and crumpets. But, Lawson brought Luther’s charge to an end when he drop toe held BLK’s leader into the second rope. Luther fell back, gasping in agony… Cover….. ONE! TWO! Kickout! RENEE Luther Mandela’s head just snapping off that hard ring cable. REJECT One of the last things you want in a fight is to have your breathing halted and your airway bruised. Luther rose choking and found himself under assault by a flurry of kicks to the right leg. The 25+ year vet tried to fight back with the homerun swing of an over the shoulder driver. But Lawson struck Luther out and pitched him to the outside! RENEE Reject, did you see the way Luther landed? REJECT If Luther can get Referee Rikishi on his side he can use the ten count to rest. Lawson had other ideas; the former Galaxy champ tossed Luther into the ring and then hit a leg drop. Cover…. ONE!! TWO! Kickout! LAWSON The L-Train is here! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!” Luther came up swinging with wild firearms. Lawson easily ducked them and executed a picture perfect shin breaker into a swinging gut buster! LAWSON Not so easy is it, old man! “FUCK LAWSON! FUCK LAWSON! FUCK LAWSON!” Luther used the ropes to rise, forced to deal with Lawson’s forearms. Pushed to the center of the ring, Luther fed Lawson his bad leg. Too tempting a meal to pass up! But the food proved poisonous as Luther cracked Lawson with an enziguri! REJECT I don’t like Luther giving Lawson his leg. That’s too much of a risk against a submission expert. Lawson grabbed the bad leg in a grunting angry effort to bring Luther down. But BLK’s leader halted Lawson’s efforts with elbows to the back of the head. Immediately Lawson felt the trickle of blood running onto his neck. It left him fuming! RENEE Lawson’s got color! REJECT Bleeding is the test of a man’s character. But, we’ve seen Lawson’s character and he’s a tough SOB. RENEE And a POC! Piece of you know what. Lawson took a swing…and a miss…at Luther! Now behind his foe, Luther swiftly took the Tennessee native down with a bulldog. This left Lawson’s blood on the mat. Then Lawson’s brains were almost left on the mat thanks to a knee drop from Luther’s BAD leg! RENEE Reject, why would Luther use that injured leg? REJECT Because the man is stubborn. He’s always out to prove something. He may have proved what an idiot he was as he got up limping. Then he went down wailing as Lawson hit a chop block! The L Train seemed to roll into the winner’s circle with a heel hook from there! RENEE There’s that move that’s put away so many TMW superstars. Including you, ‘Ject. REJECT Shut up. But, somehow, Luther made the ropes, drawing out a huge pop from the fans. But Lawson, snarling, looked ready to finish things off. He brought Luther upright and sought a belly to belly! But Luther blocked the attack, despite the anguish in his leg. The Brit showed his ring mastery as he took Lawson from behind (!) and ran him into the corner. Grimacing, Luther brought The L-Train down with a rollup! ONE! TWO! Lawson pushed Luther off him! The L-Train came barrelling forward with a lariat! But Luther countered by swinging behind him for another roll up! ONE! TWO! Lawson pushed Luther off with such force Luther barrelled into Referee Konan! RENEE Konan has gone down and this war continues! Lawson fed Luther a pair of elbows then again tried for a BELLEy to BELLEy. But the strength lay in Luther as he fought free once more. Staggered, Lawson had no answer for Luther’s punishing over the shoulder belly to back driver! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE 36 Chambers! REJECT He unloaded the clip on Lawson. A cover… It took a good 10 seconds for Rikishi to crawl into position… ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! RENEE Rikishi found himself in harm's way, which worked out pretty nicely to Lawson’s advantage. REJECT Without a doubt. Because I don’t think Lawson had it in him to kickout! Luther set his teeth in determination as he motioned for Lawson to rise! RENEE Wait a minute! What does Luther Mandela have in mind? The second Lawson rose, Luther pounced on him in hopes of cinching in his chicken wing facelock finisher! But Lawson stunned the 25 year vet as he rolled through into the heel hook! RENEE Lawson locked it in! REJECT Lawson has the hook in the center of the ring at that. That’s the best place to apply a submission hold. But Luther refused to tap! No matter these lousy odds! No matter the pain! No matter the cracking of his bones! Luther declined to tap! Yet in the end Luther fell victim to the agony and passed out! DING DING DING Winner: Lawson Belle, via referee stoppage REJECT Great match. Not as good as the one I had with Lawson, but damn close. RENEE I don’t think you lasted as long as Luther. Post-match PAINBOW arrived to join Lawson in putting the beats to the 25 year vet! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” It was time to fight fire with fire! THE BREEDER arrived to do battle with Lawson and Painbow! RENEE There’s that rapist! REJECT He might have got Amber pregnant, we don’t know. But we know he can fuck and he can fight! The Breeder leveled both Painbow and Lawson, more than holding his own. But CONAN “COCO” CHANEL and MONEY MARC entered the fray to overwhelm the TMW newcomer. RENEE The bad guys have the clear-cut advantage now! Not for long! BOOKER X and MARCUS GARVERY dove into the ring and we had one hell of a brawl! Such a brawl that security and road agents entered the ring to try and maintain order. No such luck as The Breeder delivered a PURE PENETRATION full nelson slam to Road Agent Sloppy Joe!!! “OOOOOOHHHHHHH!” REJECT Breeder full nelson slammed a 450 pounder! RENEE I never thought I’d see that! Guys, we’ll be right back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 here’s one for DA LADIEZ~! As we see Blaine Cayley piling up ahead of his tag match with The Big Tymers. But as is the case we have an interruption. This from… SAMMI CAYLEY SAMMI Blaine. BLAINE Mmm the cold shoulder. Let me melt the frost. Blaine leans in to kiss Sammi’s bare shoulder. He earns no reaction. SAMMI I want to talk business. BLAINE How very dull. SAMMI I’ve had a few discussions with Win Griffey JR. BLAINE I prefer the doldrums to this apartaining rage. SAMMI We discussed Tanner’s title bout against Bedrock. We signed it for Slammed, under the provision I- BLAINE Sign whatever you like. The Big Tymers time in the big leagues is on loan. I feel like collecting a debt. SAMMI But- BLAINE Rage, ever growing, needing to be released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 ***The Big Tymers (Mister Steal Yo Push and Win Griffey Jr) Vs Blaine Cayley and Tanner Neptune*** The Big Tymers entered to “STILL FLY” by The Big Tymers Whassup Fresh? It's our turn, baby LILLIAN The following is a tag team contest! Now making their way to the ring, they represent THE BIG TYMERS....WIN GRIFFEY JUNNIOOOR and MISTER STEAAAL YOOOO PUUUSSSSGHHHHHH! RENEE The Big Tymers are absolute must-see TV, Reject. REJECT They’re everything we were in the Deadly Alliance. They’re chariasmatic, they’re talented, they’re tough, and they’re in the world title picture. RENEE That’s right. Bedrock challenges this man at Slammed for The Galaxy Championship… The Galaxy Champ entered to “Drive” I wanna go somewhere so take me, show me fire I wanna go somewhere, I don't care, hold me tighter I wanna go somewhere so drive me, drive me faster Hey Speed up on a highway Slow down, do what I say So hot when you touch me Real love when you kiss me Make me wanna come alive Baby, you know what I like Fast car, take me for a ride Just drive Drive, drive, drive LILLIAN And introducing the reigning GALAXY CHAMPION, he hails from Palm Beach, Florida, he is "MISTER 4:20" TANNNER NEEEPPPTUNNNEEEEE!!!! RENEE Tanner Neptune is an inspiriation. REJECT What he is, is a dead man surfing. Sammi can pour his ashes on Venice Beach because Bedrock is gonna kill him. Blaine Cayley entered to “Blood Brother” Years go, limit some once fast Swallowing the past Making something last I've seen you at your lowest of low Watching your demons grow Struggle you won't show Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me LILLIAN And his partner, from Manhattan, New York by way of Beaumaris Castle, Wales, he is "THE LION" BLAINE CAAAAYYYLLLEEEEYYYYY! RENEE I wonder what deal Sammi made with Win Griffey Jr. REJECT Here I thought Sammi was smart. She’s not smart enough not to trust a conman. RENEE I trust you. 😊 REJECT You aren’t smart. Referee Rikishi patted down Win for illegal objects, finding DA BRASS KNUCKS! But Push got Kish’s attention by bringing in a steel chair! REJECT They ain’t gonna be out smarted out big timed! This bit of trickerycallowed Win to stash the knucks in the tunbuckle pad. REJECT There’s a lot of brains beneath that dumb haircut Tanner and Blaine dominated early, befitting former and current Galaxy Champions. They dominated so much that they cleared the ring of the detestable heels. To add injury to injury the best friends bombed across The Big Tymers with stero suicide dives! “LET’S GO TANNER!” “LET’S GO BLAINE!” “LET’S GO TANNER!” “LET’S GO BLAINE!” “LET’S GO TANNER!” RENEE Deviants we’ve got to take break! THIS SUMMER….TMW PRESENTS…SLAMMED!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 Back from break and Push was the heel in peril, hit with a rolling thunder courtesy of Tanner! RENEE Tanner Tanned it Like He Meant it! But when Tanner came back off the ropes, Win clobbered him with a knee to the back. Push seized the day with an inverted ddt onto the knee! “OOOOOOHHHHHHH!” From there Push Jumped Ship with a fisherman’s neckbreaker into a cover… ONE! An easy kickout! A double team was the order of the day for The Big Tymers. Each man walloping Tanner with hard strikes. But The Galaxy Champion weathered the storm and used a spring board lariat to take both men out! “4:20 SOMEWHERE! 4:20 SOMEWHERE! 4:20 SOMEWHERE!” Luckily, for The Big Tymers, Win successfully distracted Rikishi, thus preventing the hot tag. This led Push to ground Tanner down with a reverse chinlock. You can’t keep a good surfer down and the Galaxy champ broke free of the hold. No hot tag as Win yet again had Rikishi distracted. REJECT We’re seeing brilliant deception on Win’s part. On the outside, Push rammed Tanner into the ring apron. Considering that enough damage, the Canadian rolled the Floridian into the ring for a pin… ONE! TWO! Kick out!! A COCKY STRUT~! By Push that walked him into a super kick from Tanner. The champ collapsed backward where his hand met with Blaine! “YYYYEAAAAAA!”” But, Win once again had Rikishi distracted by insulting Rikishi's ample posterior! REJECT When you’re gonna go low, you better go low. RENEE I find it hard to believe NO ONE has called Rikishi’s butt fat. REJECT Krista does it every damn production meeting. Blaine had enough and stormed into the ring, but couldn’t get around theround of Samoan Mound. This allowed Win to dart into the ring and pummel Tanner with a dangerous flying neckbreaker! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE He calls That F’N Up The B Team but he’s f’n up the champ! REJECT When you’re gonna go big…. The cover… ONE! TWO! A kickout well before the three! RENEE Tanner Neptune still has a lot of fight left in him. REJECT He’s got the brain of a highschooler but the heart of a champion. Tanner found himself in another rear chinlock this time courtesy of Win. You can stone a stoner, but you can’t submit one as Tanner lit Win up with elbow after elbow! Desperate, Win threw a lariat that Tanner converted into a float over neck breaker! MSYP Fuck me! BLAINE Oh, if only for the opportunity! MSYP😮 Blaine reached as far as he could reach, while daring Rikishi to fuck up YET again. Luckily, Big Kish was on the money and saw Tanner slap hands with The Lion! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE They’re roaring for The Lion! Win immediately went for his brass knucks, stashed in the turnbuckle posts! REJECT This Win Griffey Jr is more than a big mouth, he’s a big thinker and a big ring manipulator. But Blaine hit a splash that bashed Win directly into his damn knucks! Blood poured from Win’s mouth, alarming the Stockton, California native. Fortunately for Win, Push took the brunt of The Lion and Mister 4:20’s beating as they beat him from pillar to post…and back again! REJECT Now would be a good time to call in the big hitter! Ge Bedrock in here! Bedrock seemed to come on his own, but with Sammi trailing behind him, yelling something about a deal. That was enough for a smiling Win to exit the ring, bloody nose and all and talk the caveman down. Everyone seemed to get what they wanted….except Push who ate a Cruel Intentions I followed by a Five Star Tan Splash for the loss! Winner: Blaine Cayley and Tanner Neptune, via pinfall Blaine had no chance to question has sister’s dealings as FABIAN NYSTROM arrived and hit the Bloodsucker full nelson leg sweep on The Lion! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE What is Fabian doing?! FABIAN As long as my brother is dead, you’re all going to suffer!!! REJECT Cassidy and The Intruder need to come back and finish what they started! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 Backstage we see…. MARTY FOX watching a dual monitor setup, one replays Fabian Bloodsucking Blaine and the other replays last TMW where Fabian Bloodsucked Marty to cost him Galaxy title number one contendership. MARTY He has to pay. Coming to offer a comforting shoulder rub is… DOC WHITE But Marty shurgs her off. DOC You’re taking is awfully hard. MARTY Wouldn’t you? And why aren’t you as a matter of fact? Don’t you want to see me win the Galaxy Championship? DOC Of course I do! But, he did lose his brother- MARTY And, I wasn’t the one who killed him. I’d offer to find the guy who did if Fabian asked. But he didn’t. He attacked me, he cost me my best chance at title gold. And he’s going to pay. I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Meanwhile at the ever popular…. BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL Its Champagne Dreams and Caviar Dreams in the presidential suite. For…. THE INTRUDER And a lingierie clad…. CASSIDY MAGUIRE The Intruder sips on the finest the somiller has to offer as he watches Marty stew with red face. THE INTRUDER You should sit down little lamb. CASSIDY Are you talking to me? THE INTRUDER It’s the name I’ve given Marty. CASSIDY I don’t know if you should give the cattle pet names. THE INTRUDER You should be a bit kinder to the man who wishes to do our dirty work for us. CASSIDY Yeah? I hate getting my hands dirty. They’re so pretty! THE INTRUDER Well, it appears Martin has a bit of row with Fabian. Can’t quite tell why. CASSIDY Good, because I can’t say I care why either. Funny how things work out. Kismet. THE INTRUDER You know where this is going? CASSIDY Some place fun! But, Marty’s a big dope. A MASSIVE DOPE. I’ll need you to guide him to the slaughter. So, at Slammed can we look forward to you guest refereeing a match between Marty Fox and Fabian Nystrom? THE INTRUDER Look forward to is a strong turn of phrase… CASSIDY Great! I’ll send a telegram to ghoul whore bag! THE INTRUDER Another strong turn of phrase? CASSIDY For Lisa Ann. Obviously. THE INTRUDER And telegram? CASSIDY I don’t let ghouls have my phone number! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 We cut to the parking lot where TurboWolf is doing what he does best…kicking ass? Nope tuning up his custom bike. TW Bounty Hunter, we had a deal when I signed up to be your bodyguard. That don’t make me your slave. You had a chance to settle this one on one, and take your ass whupping straight up. Now, I’ve got you in the steel cage. You’re gonna pay and your life will never ever be the same. PIPI (OS) You sure this is gonna make Luther like me? We pan a few feet down the garage to see PIPI BIGGUNS being stuffed full of THE BREEDER’S breeding staff. PIPI I asked you a question! BREEDER Shut up. Pipi’s clit swells and pulses….ooooh what pleasure! A throbbing delight synchronizes with her heartbeat, pleasure radiates within her as she cums. Still she isn’t happy. PIPI Answer me, dinkus! BREEDER I said shut up. Breeder pounds Pipi harder, and her sex is on fire. Her nipples are delirious with the sensation of arousa. His staff is so huge though! It tears her open, turns her inside out and upside down. The world turns black and she can only think of one man… PIPI LUUUUUUTTTTHHHHHHHHHHERRR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 ***Marty Fox Vs Burlington Pembrokshire *** RENEE Well, that was fast. Lisa Ann has booked The Intruder as special guest referee for the Slammed match between Marty Fox and Fabian Nystrom. REJECT So all you have to do is call Lisa Ann “ghoul?” And you get what you want? RENEE With the stipulation that The Intruder faces the winner post-match. REJECT Vindicictive. Just like I like em. Burlington offered a handshake, an MMA style gesture, from across the ring. What he got? A HIGH KNEE FROM MARTY!!!!! “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Was that a cheap shot by Marty Fox? The Studio City, Cali went up top and proceeded to drop the HOVERBOARD on Burlington! “YYYEEEAAAAAAAAA!” The cover…. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! Ding ding ding Winner: Marty Fox, via pinfall RENEE That’s a record! No one has won a match that quickly in OAOAST history. REJECT Didn’t ThunderKid and I beat those Jamaican- RENEE Nope! This is the record. But was it fairly earned? REJECT I’m liking this new Marty Fox. He might pull it off at Slammed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 We’re taken to the state of the art interview set. On the screens we see images of LOGAN MANN savagely attacking Storm Bellmare last TMW. JOSH Logan Mann, Alexander The Magnificent- The camera pans to show Logan twirling a microphone and Alexander flexing. JOSH What was behind your attack on Storm Bellmare? LOGAN Slavery is a choice, Harrriet Tubman choice, Holocaust choice, I’m not here to convert you into a believer. But I am here to say the mental slavery Storm Bellmare has trapped me in is not a choice. ALEXANDER Anglemania 20. Classless goon that he is, Frank Bruiser, jacked a win off me and made a classless statement. “ I’m gonna hop on Holly and dishonor her like a real MACHO MACHO Mann”. That started a riff between Holly and Logan. LOGAN THE DEVIL IS TRYING TO BREAK ME DOWN! I couldn’t attack Big Papa then and there because Alexander needed me like Kathy Lee needed Regis. Now I’m in the club, and people are screaming Storm. Because I’m at war with the trans BOY who is consoling my wife. DO NOT SPEAK TO MY WIFE, TRANS BOY!! I can handle my family biz, you can handle fake dick biz. JOSH I didn’t know Holly and Storm knew each other. LOGAN They do now! But, Trans Boy, you’re gonna learn who Leezus Price is. The vibes is back! God showed me the way! The vibes is back! I eat pieces of shit like Storm Bellmare for breakfast! ALEXANDER Big Papa, you took Leezus Price of his game, and when the MACHO MACHO Mann is off his game he’s off his magnificent client. Vis a vis you are messing with my magnificent bank account. So expect to be lifted, racked, and tapped out! Don’t expect me to falter because I’m the rock of Gibraltar. LOGAN THE VIBES IS BACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 We’re back at ringside where a black eye sporting, BURLINGTON PEMBROKSHIRE, is standing with microphone in trembling hand. RENEE Fans, Burlington hasn’t left the area since his record breaking loss to Marty Fox. BURLINGTON I’m a massive piece of shit! CROWD BURLINGTON And if I’m going to lose in 15 bloody seconds then you’ll never see me again! I quit! MIC DROP!! Burlington hangs his head in profund shame and slowly makes his exit from TMW. But as he departs, the infamous pervert UNDIE BROWN trots out. RENEE It’s your best bud, Reject! REJECT Best bud, like hell! Undie has a differing opinion from Reject. His trip to Sofa Central sees him put his arm around his “best buddy” UNDIE Are you ready? REJECT For what exactly? UNDIE To be the Lorelei DeCenzo to my Tyler Bryant! To take me to the NEXT LEVEL! REJECT You wanna go somewhere with me? You got it. UNDIE Yes! EULOGY BY REJECT ONTO UNDIE BROWN!! RENEE Oh my! REJECT You can go down. “REJECT! REJECT! REJECT” the fans chant as the panties sniffing grappler squirms and writhes in utter agony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 “Way to Sexy” by Drake boomed to life as red and white lights swirled about the entry way… I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt So sexy, it hurts I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for Milan New York or Japan The way 2 sexy, Stream Stopper, Jose Cantu-Si, strides to the ring, noticeably scratching his left arm. His arm irritates him almost as much as the jeering Deviants. RENEE Last TMW we saw the debut of Valencia, Honey Dove’s secret admierer, and a the Spanish worshipper of the Greek goddess Aphrodite. And that’s who Valencia claimed she sacrificed Jose’s blood too! JOSE Valencia! Valencia! REJECT Jose’s calling out my woman. RENEE That’ Honey Dove’s woman…uh…girl…uh..have they met yet? REJECT They can meet in my backseat. JOSE Valencia, I thought you were a phony. But, my arm itches where you poked me last week. It itches a lot! Bitch! Valencia, blood scarf ice me? To Aphrodite? You’re sacrificing a god to a peasant! RENEE Jose does have a reason to be mad. Valencia did draw his blood to perform that sacrifice to Aphrodite. All to get Honey Dove’s attention! REJECT She’s got mine. All of mine. JOSE Every god worships me., Valencia. Study this body closely, and you may see the light! If you live, if you breathe air, if you exist, you owe The Toy GOAT, Jose Cantu-Si! RENEE I like that nickname! Toy GOAT! Picture you, picture me, paper dollPaper doll, paper doll, paper doll, paper dollPaper doll, paper doll, paper doll, paper dollPaper doll, paper doll, paper doll, paper dollPaper doll, paper doll, paper doll, paper doll REJECT Oh yeah! Here she comes, Renee! Mrs.Reject in the tits! via GIPHY VALENCIA Mmmrmm! Mmrmrm! Mrrrrmmm! Mrrrrmmm! JOSE SHUT UP! VALENCIA Oh? You are still alive. Good, I am in the middle of divine possession. Aphrodite has told me I would find my tweetie bird here. Instead I find bird poop! JOSE SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Valencia strolls into the ring, doing nothing to ease Jose’s huffing and puffing anger. VALENCIA Aphrodite did not like your blood. She said she was not in the mood for waste products. JOSE BITCH! JOSE What are you laughing at? VALENCIA You’re funny, Jose! One does not just disappoint her radiance. JOSE Look, you stupid bitch, this is planet earth 2022. We don’t worship fale gods, we worship thee god…MOI! “BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” VALENCIA If you say things like that, you great, great, great, great, great, great grandchildren will be cursed. JOSE How do you know I’ll have grandkids at all! ? VALENCIA You should stop. I know the limits of the Christian god’s savagery lie in your pants, but even I do not know Aphrodite’s savagery RENEE Wait! Pike is behind Valencia! VALENCIA Wow! A nickel! Valencia dives to the ring to pick up someone’s lost nickel…right as Pike surges forward with THE SMOKING GUN aka gore. CRUUUUUNNNCHHH! JOSE AgaghhGHGGHGGHGHGHGHGGH! PIKE Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! VALENCIA Sad. It is just a contact lens. Maybe it belongs to Honey Dove! RENEE Valencia couldn’t ask for a bigger blessing from Aphrodite! REJECT She sure as hell can, if you smell what I’m cooking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 ***DWM (White Lothar and Reignhardt) Vs The Big Hairy Nutt Sakks*** The Union Jets were on commentary, visibily shaken by the resignation of their pal Burlington Pembrokshire. Renee and Rejecvt hyped up the return of the ANDERSON CUP, noting that The Union Jets would be the only team participating this year with prior AC experience. But, don’t sleep on dwm well Reignhardt who pounded on The Nutt Sakks. It didn’t help that the Nutt Sakks saw frequent miscommunication. In the end, Balrog ignored Julius demand for the Hot Tag, leading to DWM finishing ‘Rog off with The Wanderlust double crucifixion power bomb. Winner: DWM, via pinfall IT RETURNSTO CLAIM BODIES TO CLAIM SOULS TO CLAIM BLOOD TO CLAIM HEARTSTHE ANDERSON CUP….COMING SOON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2022 Once we start a riot we can't keep quiet (quiet)We want all the smoke, fuck the peace signs (signs)All gas, no brakes, we just gon' keep slidin' (slidin'), ayyGlock cook a nigga, he get deep-friedSnakes in the grass, watch out for rats and all the felineI cut everybody off, keep hittin' declineI swear these painkillers got me on the deep vibeMiss the old days, got me wishin' I could rewind “DND” by Polo G hits to a MAMMOTH ovation! RENEE Here they come! Strutting out full of swag and style are the super over duo, of “THE ASSASSIA PRINCE” IGNATIUS MADDIX and “WICKED” WESLEY SINGLETON WESLEY Where the hoes at?? ‘YYYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” WESLEY So it seems our boss can’t have me and the big man running around and kicking Warthog and Holt’s ass whenever we want. So even though we were gonna party in Vegas the week of Slammed, yeah, all week, we’re gonna make a return trip to lift those tag belts off Hog and Holt. “FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH!” WESLEY But, that’s alright with us, because we don’t miss no parties in The Toy Box, and it’s gonna be a party going across Holt’s vanilla, non descript, 5/10 face. IGNATIUS First off I’d like to say, TOY BOX!!! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!” IGNATIUS Wes and Iggy most definitely IN DA…. “HOOOOUUSSEEEEE!” IGNATIUS I’ve gotta say this, Holt and Hog, you can get the other teams’ assless chaps in a bunch but Wesley and Ignatius? No one tells us what to do. We make every rule you play by. Sarge, we aren’t locker room leaders, we’re the reason you’ve got a locker room to begin with. So they way I see it is that the power bottoms that be saw us, saw you two, and decided your run is done. “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!” IGNATIUS And if your little friend wants to show up then me and Wes are gonna show her who really swings the pipe around here. WESLEY And I’m finally gonna have the answer to…. “WHERE THE HOES AT!!!” TONIGHT'S MAINEVENT....NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE GALAXY TITLE, BEDROCK VS "THE DIVINE" FABIAN NYSTROM!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2022 Our scene isn’t much of a scene at all rather a black screen. But overhead in this black screen is well… HONEY DOVE GLURG! GLURG! GLURG! AMELIA VON KRUGER MFMFMMFMF! I can’t keep you in anticipation for long. So we cut to the lavishly designed, purple and gold painted and adorned dressing room of 2XS and Bi Curious George. Enjoying vintage glasses of CRYSTAL PEPSI, BCG, and 2XS enjoy AVK and Honey Dove's oral talents. Honey Dove sucks on 2XS, until Twosies groans aloud. Then, while one hand works his balls briskly, her mouth attentively gobbles his schlong. In response his rod grows fatter and stronger! Meanwhile, AVK’s mammoth udders swing as she savagely devours all of BCG’s dick. AVK may not be the biggest Georgie fan around, but it's her job as a stone cold slut to gobble that meat. And gobble it she does sucking down George’s pale pole like a true pro 2XS smirks, a satisfied sort of grin, and with good reason. Just being in the room alone with Honey Dove would be enough for some Deviants. Look at those tits: she needs powerful men like 2XS or Vince149 to milk her properly. As it stands, Honey is doing the milking, the talentless blond showing that she does have some talent. With her minimal skillset in the ring, Honey Dove is good for one thing: stroke material… AVK is sucking Georige more energetically than before. Some might say AVK has the talent to go in the ring. But who the fuck wants to see women wrestle? We want to see these sluts get violated and mistreated, and that’s what we’re given! Georgie’s rampant organ goes wild in AVK’s mouth as I go wild on my black dick! via RedGIFs Honey Dove licks at the shaft, then grazed the velvety hardness with her teeth. Twosies moans and trembled. Honey felt a ripple of tension travelling up through the rigid flesh. LISA ANN (os) Am I interrupting something? Standing in the curtain light adorned doorway is none other than TMW GM LISA ANN LISA ANN Looks like a hot scene. A VERY hot scene, guys. It certainly as Honey SWALLOWS a load of jizzum from Twosies. The delicious chocolate tinged cum goes down her throat, Honey getting every drop like a good blond bimbo! LISA ANN But, we need to discuss the Always Pimpin Title. After talking it over with the competition committee for weeks, we need to- Georgie empties his load on AVK’s alt-girl face. Since she’s already marred her slut body with tats, why not mar her slut face with cum? LISA ANN That is such a nice load there. But onto business. Unfortunately, after careful considernation, we have to strip you “both” of the Always Pimpin Title. BCG Oh no. 2XS She wants to strip us naked. BCG Lisa Ann, you cheeeeeeeeeeky devil, you. I love it. 2XS You need to stop. LISA ANN I’m sorry guys. BCG What do you think of this idea, Twosies? 2XS Hate it. LISA ANN I’m sorry, but the Always Pimpin Championship is ***not** a tag team title. BCG It doesn’t have to be. Surely you know what I’m talking about? LISA ANN I don’t actually. 2XS We share everything. Our women, our wine, our love. BCG We’ll share our titles, not as champions, but as DILFs of the Always Pimpin Title. Daddies I Like To Fuck. AVK (under her breath) What a stupid idea. LISA ANN What a great idea! You can defend it individually until we decide, and we will decide, when and how to unify it. AVK (under her breath) Idiots. LISA ANN Geniuses! BCG It’ll be like football. LISA ANN Football? BCG Like my favorite matchup, Texans and Packers. Mmmhmmm. Muscle men coming at as from all angles. Oh yes, yes, yes. LISA ANN I’m glad I walked in on you. Very glad. And Honey Dove… HONEY DOVE Yes? LISA ANN I need to talk to you about errrrm Valencia. Honey Dove groans. LISA ANN I don’t think she’s going away. BCG Oh yes. More sweaty bodies for us to play with. What do you think, Twosies? AVK Hate it! 2XS Perfectly said. COMING UP NEXT....THE GALAXY TITLE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER, BEDROCK VS "THE DIVINE" FABIAN NYSTROM....NEXT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 ***Bedrock w/Mister Steal Your Push Vs Fabian Nystrom W/Queen Esther*** Whassup Fresh? It's our turn, baby LILLIAN The following match is a singles contest! Now making his way to the ring from the prehistoric era he is the number one contender to the Galaxy Title….BEEEEDRRRROOOOOOCK!!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE It’s Bedrock, one of the biggest threats to the locker room in TMW! REJECT He’s a moron but he is dangerous. He rapes women, he attacks men, and he’s guided by the Big Tymers. RENEE Yeah, we see Mister Steal Your Push at Bedrock’s side. In fact, Push got on the mic… MSYP I could be wrong but Bedrock is the number one contender to the Galaxy Title. Last week Fabian Nystrom ran down Bedrock with a Bloodsucker. Nah, nah, nah, we ain’t doing that. This how it’s gonna happen, Bedrock gonna throw down and Fabian is going down! RENEE We’ll see about that. Fabian entered to Blame Me by Yota…. BLAME ME...I'M INTO YOU...I'M INTO YOUR EYES...SAVE ME...YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ON HIGH DEMAND LILLIAN And his opponent, from The Hauge, Netherlands, being accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER, he is “THE DIVINE” FAAABBBIAAAAANN NYYYYSTRRRROMMM! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!H” RENEE I sympathize with Fabian. He lost his brother in a horrifc way. \ REJECT Frankly we all lost Tristian. The man had a stick up his ass but he was the locker room leader. And you see how nuts things have been since Cassidy and Intruder murdered him. RENEE It’s horrible what they did. I can’t believe Lisa Ann hasn’t fired them. What is she thinking? DING DING DING A SLUGFEST! A SLUGFEST! These two future Hall of Famers battered each other for the Deviants enjoyment. Bedrock won out, backing Fabian into the corner. But when the caveman charged Fabian forced him to eat a dropsault. BEDROCK Blargh! RENEE I think that just made Bedrock angry. Bedrock rolled upright and dashed at Fabian with a HEADBUTT CHARGE. But Fabian again met this attack with a dropsault! FABIAN Come on you, son of a bitch! Bedrock did come on, roaring up with punches! But Fabian weathered the storm and fed Bedrock a face full of turnbuckle! How about seconds? And thrids? Sure! MSYP Homies don’t play that! MSYP rose to the apron in hopes of beating down Fabian. Instead, The Divine used a Jericho style triangle dropkick to blast the Canadian into the steel guardrail! Pained, MSYP groaned and groused over his fate. REJECT Perfection right there. Fabian hits everything smoothly. RENEE So does Marty Fox for that matter. Who will hit who at Slammed? Fabian returned to his foe, firing off a superkick. Acting fast Bedrock swept bellow the kick! Then the number one contender returned fire with an electric chair drop! RENEE I didn’t know Bedrock knew that move. REJECT The man improves every time out, Renee. Listen up, Renee, this guy has everything it takes to CRUSH Tanner and take that belt. Cover… ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! QUEEN ESTHER Huzzah! “HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!” QUEEN ESTHER Ah, the sounds of my mockingbirds from my father’s lands! Great! RENEE Uh… Bedrock slapped in a sleeper hold, which might be good if vampires, you know, breathed. As it stood, Fabian hit a modified stunner to escape the hold. But when The Divine bounced off the ropes, Bedrock levelled him with a discus lariat! “OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!” Cover… ONE! TWO! Fabian got the shoulder up yet again! Bedrock sent Fabian into the ropes, but acted to slow on the attack; Fabian clocked him with a flying forearm! To add insult to injury Fabian had an unkind gesture for Bedrock… QUEEN ESTHER Yes! Up thou’s! Up thou’s! Fabian leaped off the ropes with a scowl on his face for the dreaded VAMPIRSAULT! But he miscalculated Bedrock’s condition; the caveman was on his feet to catch the vampire in his arms. Within seconds, Bedrock threw Fabian down with a massive powerslam! BEDROCK BLLLAAAARGGGH! REJECT Bedrock is a pure idiot. BUT, his killer instinct is one of the most dangerous things in TMW. I’ve never seen anyon like him in my 20 years in this business. Bedrock stomped away at Fabian, until the vamp fought his way upright. No matter as Bedrock rocked him with a headutt. Using vampire skills, Fabian made a quick recovery and charged at the Neolithic Avenger. Sadly, Fabian ran into Bedrock’s leaping shoulder tackle. BEDROCK Blargh! RENEE You can just tell Bedrock is FEELING IT. REJECT The adrenaline never stops with this guy. He reminds me a bit of Sandman9000. Bedrock ascended to the second rope, rare territory for the big guy. Off he came, dropping a headbutt onto a prone Fabian! Cover counted by Clem Buzzlefoxxer V… ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! We see MARY FOX backstage, watching intently and taking notes. RENEE Fabian’s opponent for Slammed is riding high after earning the quickest victory in OAOAST history. Bedrock didn’t appreciate the count one bit. Example:: he roared like a maniac as he tossed referee Buzzlefoxer V out the ring! RENEE Hey! Bedrock would soon join the official; Fabian sent him flying over the top with a running dropkick. Then vampire agility kicked in as Fabian found his turn to fly; the former Galaxy Champion crashed into Bedrock with a tumbling plancha! “YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!” Fabian had murder on his mind as he ripped the monitors off the FRENCH ANNOUNCE DESK! FRENCH ANNOUNCER POURQOUI?!! BAM! Fabian leveled the French announcer! Fabian hit the man so hard he flew into the stands! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Hey! FABIAN Shut the fuck up! Fabian climbed to the top of table, his face twisted with malice. Bedrock lay weakened, a perfect victim for Fabian’s hatred. Ah, but the best laid plans often go awry, don’t they? Fabian found his scheme thrown into disary as CASSIDY MAGUIRE STOOD PROUD BEHIND RENEE AND REJECT. REJECT I don’t like having a Maguire so close to me! And with good reason as Cassidy turned her deranged attention to Fabian… Insert Cassidy kiss CASSIDY LUX TUA LUCET! A flash of light apparead before Fabian, stunning him, blinding him and leaving him open to assault. The Deviants and Queen Esther watched in horror as Bedrock joined Fabian on the announce desk BEDROCK BLARGGGGH! With that mighty shout, Bedrock unleashed a piledriver that caused Fabian’s head to tear through the French announce desk! Fabian looked less like vampire and more like mangled roadkill. CASSIDY Ahhh, this is almost orgasmic. Bedrock threw Fabian into the ring right as REFEREE KONAN arrived to count the pin…. ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! DING DING DING Winner: Bedrock, via pinfall RENEE Who can stop Bedrock? REJECT Tanner Neptune can’t. That Galaxy Title is primed for the BIG TME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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