Chanel #99 Posted April 8, 2022 Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 We get a cold open with the Deviants on their feet haling Galaxy Champion, Tanner Neptune. “THAT’S OUR CHAMPION! THAT’S OUR CHAMPION! THAT’S OUR CHAMPION!” Renee Young stood all smiles next to the grinning, board short wearing Neptune. RENEE Tanner, it feels great to say congratulations on your Galaxy Championship victory. You earned it! How does it feel to hold that prestigious Championship ? TANNER To be honest it really sucks. Nah, I’m messing with ya, it’s awesome. After I won me and my Teen Scream boys had to toke up. Well, I did. Oscar complained about the smell, Jojo got hammered,BTK is straight edge but he’s still my dude. RENEE You did not celebrate with Blaine? TANNER Nah, you know, Blaine had his own thing going on with his War Games team after throwing down on Here Comes the Painbow in War Games. Much respect to those dudes. But, maybe he helped bake the cake Sammi gave me when I strutted through the Toy Box double doors today? RENEE Sammi baked you cake? Thee Sammi Cayley? TANNER That thing tasted good. Man am I stuffed. RENEE You at the whole thing?! TANNER Had to get the edibles settled down in my stomach so I could be sharp of mind. And now that I’m thinking clear I gotta show love to the TMW Galaxy for their years of support! “SMOKE US OUT! SMOKE US OUT! SMOKE US OUT!” TANNER Hell yeah, dudes. If you see in me the streets come say wassup and we can get litty! If I’m thanking people, Sammi did a lot more for me than bake a cake. She kept me focused with her support so I could win the title and get baked afterwards. Very nice. RENEE You’ve got a great friend in Sammi. REJECT As if that’s all she is. RENEE I think what we all want to know is where do you go from Anglemania? TANNER It’s The Neptune Era tricked out with a pothead twist! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAA!” TANNER And if you smoke like I smoke- WE BETTER GET BACK, BECAUSE IT’LL BE DARK SOON. AND THE MOSTLY COME AT NIGHT. MOSTLY. REJECT A Maguire and a reality star? Welp, anything is better than listening to the stinky hippy. The Intruder, a true gentleman, holds the ropes open for Cassidy. Her portion of Alexander McQueen’s 2022 collection carries her into the ring. CASSIDY I figured out what my problem is. I’m way too nice. As soon as I learned Ruby couldn’t ginger-magic my blond-magic out of Tristan’s burnt corpse I should have allowed myself to take Intruder’s offer for a cruise. But, you, TMW, Toy Box, need me. RENEE Cassidy, I don’t see you or The Intruder on the schedule. CASSIDY Speaking of cruises I think your husband will take one when I put your ashes next to Tristan. That’s how much he hates you, stupid bitch. RENEE😮 CASSIDY Tanner Neptune, ugh, you smell so rancid you actually make Detroit Crackhead smell like a Bath and Body Works. “if you see me in the streets say wassup and we can get high?” You’re inviting these mutants to talk to you? TANNER Aww yeah I am. These are my people. “YYYYYEAAAAAA!” CASSIDY I can smell that. Since none of you will fulfill my wish of committing a mass suicide so I can shoot you into space why don’t you, “Tan-Tan,” do what your career started with? Losing to the better, man, my man, the only crossover star in TMW, besides me, The Intruder. THE INTRUDER Tanner, mate, I would not want to take away from your moment. Except, you should understand that this is my moment. I beat Tristan Nystrom in a Buried Alive Match. TANNER Good for you, bro! THE INTRUDER And that moment moment creates a nee world for you all. Mats, what you see around you, all of TMW belongs to Cassidy and I. Tanner, I have never received a TMW Galaxy Title Match. But now that I have freed TMW from the self-righteous brooding of Tristan Nystrom I will free this business from its doldrums and obscurity. TANNER Doldrums. That’s a cool word, bro. Did you make it up? THE INTRUDER It’s very hard to recognize the standards that will finish your career. But, mate, please trust that my standards are really mercantile. They’re based on cotton. They’re based on oil. They’re based on peanuts. CASSIDY They’re based on Intruder and myself being strictly better business than you. It’s obvious talking to you will give me a second hand high. Someone tell me where that ghoul-heifer Lisa Ann?! Nigga can't out-stunt me when it come to these fuckin' cars, niggaBelieve that! RENEE The Big Tymers? REJECT I thought Win and Push were annoying enhancement talents trying to skip the line. But since they’ve linked up with Bedrock I see why Terry Taylor signed them to a contract. The Big Tymers enter the ring with Win Griffey Jr, somewhat weighed down by all his gold chains. Bedrock prefers a leopard print singlet; this is a contrast to Mister Steal Yo Push in preppy sweater vest and khaki. WIN (looking over Cassidy) You a witch, huh? CASSIDY Vomit. RENEE He just asked a question. CASSIDY Who asked you, sow? WIN Ala-ka-fucking-zam, I’m abracadabra with these hands so tell me, bitch who is your man? THE INTRUDER That would be me. WIN Step aside soft-serve me and your lady got love making to get to. RENEE I see chivalry isn’t dead, WIN Neither is pimping. STEAL YO PUSH Big Tymers! TANNER Hold up, Bedrock, bro. I bet you’ve rode the triceratops to the Toy Box to challenge Tanner Neptune, The Five Star Man to a title match. I see your real intentions, you wanna be as cool as The Five Star Man. BEDROCK Blargh? WIN The Toy Box can forget snow cone’s sob story about never getting that title opportunity. If you can’t win a reality show on the other side of the planet you ain’t coming to Win’s home state and getting gold. My man, Bedrock has been waiting all his life for a TMW Title Match, and I swear to god, I swear to god, we doing you a favor Tanner by giving you this title match. STEAL YO PUSH Big Tymers! CASSIDY FYI, doofus, TMW didn’t exist when he ate dirt and drew poop pictures on cave walls. RENEE I don’t think that’s what cavemen drew with. CASSIDY Again, who asked you, sow?! TANNER I have’t forgotten how The Big Tymers have messed with Sammi. So if it’s weed you want, I don’t have it, if its purple you want, I don’t have it. If it’s a Five Star Tan Splash you want, Bedrock, I’ve got it! What you wanna do baby? Where you wanna go? I'll take you to the moon baby, I'll take you to the floor I'll treat you like a real lady, no matter where you goJust give me some time baby, cause you know Even when we're apart I know my heart is still there with you 5 more hours till the night is ours and I'm in bed with you “YYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans erupt with cheers for the arriving Doc White, in lab coat and her longtime friend and now fuck buddy, the jean shorted Marty Fox. MARTY Tanner, you are an absolute inspiration to all of us! CASSIDY Sure if we all want to be burnouts. MARTY They broke the mold when they made you, Tanner. You came up from the ground up and gave hope to all of us who started at the bottom. I know you hold the cards in your hand…but, I want my FIRST TMW Galaxy Match and I want it tonight! Wanna take the wordsYou're speaking off your tonguePull color from the summer skiesWanna make the birdsForget all of their songsPull wings off all the butterflies “BBBBBOOOOOOO!” Dressed in his usual black and white singlet., The Bounty Hunter arrives with a new touch….a scarf! REJECT A man who wears a scarf to the ring means serious business. If I were the others I’d be very careful about The Bounty Hunter’s divide and conquer tactics TBH Wowwww, this so cool! Can I join too! Can I, can I, can I? CASSIDY Hasn’t anyone heard of the rich coming first? RENEE That’s not a rule or saying. You just made that up. CASSIDY Who.Asked.YOU?!!!! TBH Neheheheh, lines are made to cut! I thought everyone learned that in school. Poor, Tan-Tan, jumped from a cuckold gimmick to a masochist gimmick. ‘Cause I’m gonna take you to hell with me! Hhhehehe forget the simple-minded beside me. The only one face who should be staring at you for a first championship match is this adorable face! Apocalypse, prepare as you approach the edgePrometheus, into the flesh you carve the pledgeDeceivers, eternal howling of your needsParadise, the serpent laughing as it bleeds Darkness, judgement shall beginHeretic topped with a skeletal grinBlood lust, thieves and reptiles risePunishment, damned under blackened ey BOUNTY HUNTER Bounty Hunter has every reason to be afraid as his nemesis, TurboWolf arrives on the scene on his HOG TURBOWOLF None of you gotta worry about first TMW Galaxy matches because I’m taking it. Tanner, you ain’t gotta worry about being a fighting champ because I’m gonna kick your ass tonight. THE INTRUDER According to whom? TURBOWOLF You can kiss my ass, Intruder! THE INTRUDER😮 The situation is tense with Renee, cowing in fear. REJECT Renee, I know you’re not very bright. But you have to be bright enough to run. 'Cause I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back, back Well, I'm back in black Yes, I'm back in black “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!” REJECT It’s about time we heard from The Ho That Runs Show. Was she going to let them at each other’s throats for a 40 minute promo? Lisa Ann, looking like her old Sarah Palin porn parody self, strutted on stage. LISA ANN You have a great idea. CASSIDY Amazing. You have the sense to follow me, your intellectual and sexual superiror. LISA ANN You’re not the only one with a good idea, Cassidy. CASSIDY I’m always the only one with a good idea. LISA ANN No, Cassidy, not this time. Every single one of you shows what we look for in TMW: talent, hunger and competitiveness. It’s about time I gave you a reward for it. CASSIDY Go gangbang somewhere else, hag. What about Intruder’s title match. LISA ANN Exactly where I’m headed Cassidy. Tonight someone in that ring will earn their FIRST TMW GALAXY MATCH! Toy Box, OAOAST Network, stay tuned, later tonight it is the FRIST COME NUMBER ONE CONTENDER’S MATCH: The Bounty Hunter against TurboWolf against The Intruder against Bedrock against Marty Fox! “T-M-W! T-M-W! T-M-W!” TANNER Awesome, sis-bro! REJECT Sometimes Lisa Ann makes the right move. This is one of those time. It’s nutting up and knucle up time! The five potential number contenders glare at each other with Bedrock held back by Steal Yo Push. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 ANGLEMANIA RESULT: WAR GAMES: Blaine Cayley, TurboWolf, Storm Bellmare, Luther Mandella and Marty Fox -Defated- Painbow, Lawson Belle, Coco Chanel, The Bounty Hunter and Money Marc Bennett We see a highlight of said War Games match with The Bounty Hunter running from TWolf, Marty showing out and finally Blaine burying Painbow with the Anglemania set to secure a victory. Buuuuuuuut, watching this highlight with thick lips twisted into a scowl is PAINBOW PAINBOW Fuck man. Fuck this shit! BUUUUUUUT as we pan down bellow we see that Painbow has Raw is Whore Hottie…. KIKI KIX to unleash his aggression, And his baby batter! KIKI Shit shit, it hurts PAINBOW Shut the fuck up bitch He’s interrupted by LAWSON BELLE, he of the raised eyebrows. LAWSON What the fuck is this? How long are you gonna pout? PAINBOW Fuck you say to me? Painbow continues to ram it deep with the disgraced MMA fighter. KIKI Damn it, fuck, fuck it hurts PAINBOW Shut the fuck up, trashy hoe. LAWSON I didn’t stutter, man. You never lost a fight before? Get your nuts up and let’s go. We got BLK next and we’re with- MONEY MARC (os) Wasssup, homies! Props to all my home skillets! PAINBOW MONEY MARC BENETT in navy suit and Coco Chanel in dark black suit arrive in style. Conan observes Kiki Kix, sweaty, demeanded and stuffed full of dick. CONAN Good. Treast the beasts like beasts. Damn right, Kiki ain’t so tough now; the busty slut endured more brutal buggering. Forget MMA training. Sitting will be hard for her. MONEY MARC BLK? BLK? Us 4 against them? They’re a three man team! We’re gonna rub their faces in it! COCO A wise man once said everyone has a price. BLK will pay a blood price for continuing… PAINBOW Continuing to what? COCO Exist. Kiki Kix pays a price for being a Raw Is Whore hottie; Painbow unleashes a torrent of jizz upon her MILFish face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 ***Money Marc Benett, Conan “Coco” Chanel, Painbow and “THE L TRAIN” Lawson Belle Vs BLK (Luther Mandella, Martin Garvey, Booker X and ????) REJECT I’m picking the bad guys to take this one, Renee. RENEE Smart pick. REJECT No shit. I made it. Here’s why?. Where’s the fourth man for BLK? 4 on 3? Against Money Inc 2.0 and two former Galaxy Champs? BLK is fucked. For once. Buuuut LUTHER MANDELLA, THE 25 YEAR VET had an announcement to make… LUTHER I don’t know why ya’ll smiling. Oh I know. You three whiteboys and a coon. PAINBOW Fuck you say, old nigga? CONAN We’re grinning because you stupidly took a four on four match with no chance of finding someone boarish enough to associate with you. MONEY MARC This is gonna be an easy, payday. Lisa Ann, get me mine in cold hard cash. Yes indeed! LUTHER BLK! Two and a half years in TMW! Two and a half years! Fucking right we did it! CONAN You’ve done nothing. You are human garbage. “YYYYEEAAAAAAAA!” LUTHER The next man is up, he is up and ready. Get ya asses, ya white asses, ya coon Uncle Tom ass ready for…”THE BREEDER!” REJECT What the fuck?! This song plays: And this man enters... RENEE Reject, that’s GOATMAN Pains! REJECT Hell yeah, Renee! He’s been sitting on the shelf with a broken neck. His career should be done. But he’s back and he’s BLK! Money Marc wisely bailed, which left it to four on three, not the way Marc thought. The two vastly different teams went at, brawling like madmen! REJECT If you look at wrestling like the 6 pm news…then you’re right, because we’re leading off with a war! BLK cleared the ring of the heels, no small feat given the overeall size of their foes. The antiheroes then stood tall and flashed an X to make Malcom proud! REJECT BLK’s star is rising and I didn’t think it could rise farther. No Deadly Alliance, but they’re good. Money Marc had the common decency to get back in the ring and face the smallest BLK member, Martin Garvey. GARVEY Your clothes wack, your shoes wack, your hair wack, you…. “WACK!” Money Marc did not appreciate that, stomping about the ring in rage. This led to him being hammered and beaten by Booker X (the Ahmed Johnson guy) and Garvey. RENEE I betcha BLK are fuming over losing the tag belts to someone like Holt. REJECT Someone like Holt? Holt is OUR hero. Money Marc dove to tag in Conan, the heir to the Chanel empire. First Coco had to put on a special fragrance made just for him. RENEE A gimmick is born! MARTIN Your smell WACK! CONAN Stop talking. Conan overpowered Martin, forcing the small man to tag in Luther. Now we got a technical clinic, each man trading incredible and unique holds. REJECT Luther may be a 25 year vet, but has he had training from a wrestling tutor who cost 25 thousand a month? Conan has. Painbow got restless, cursing like a sailor on the outside. His mood didn’t get any easier when Booker used his strength to gain the edge on “THE L TRAIN” BOOKER LTRAIN DERAILED! GET REATHY FOR ME COONTH! RENEE I don’t know what he said but it sounds frightening! Painbow finally got his tag and battered Booker with punches and kicks. But Booker came right back and proved the value of big muscles! He even press slammed Painbow to the mat! RENEE I can’t believe Booker X was able to do that. Garvey tagged himself in: an unwise move as a recovered Painbow beat him down. This left the man known as “THE MELATONIN MAGICAN” to suffer through a 4 on 1 beating. “MAKE SOME MAGIC! MAKE SOME MAGIC! MAKE SOME MAGIC!” the Deviants chanted. And Garvey did, hitting Money Marc with a running enziguri to counter Marc’s crossbody! RENEE Negronometery! REJECT My favorite subject in school. Garvey dove to tag in the newest member of BLK, THE BREEDER! RENEE And.Here.We.GO!!!! The Breeder walloped all the heels, showcasing the potential he had before his broken neck. Soon everyone got involved, each taking their turn hitting their signature moves. But it was THE BREEDER himself securing BLK’s victory thanks to a Mister Dick special…the PURE PENETRATION full nelson slam on Money Marc!!! Winner: BLK, via pinfall Post match Painbow had to be held back by Conan and road agents PAINBOW Yeah, yeah! Fuck you! What?! You know how I do my thing! I’m gonna turn down your fucking volume, faggots! RENEE He can’t say that word! REJECT He’s 6’8. He can say whatever he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 Once we start a riot we can't keep quiet (quiet)We want all the smoke, fuck the peace signs (signs)All gas, no brakes, we just gon' keep slidin' (slidin'), ayy Glock cook a nigga, he get deep-friedSnakes in the grass, watch out for rats and all the felineI cut everybody off, keep hittin' declineI swear these painkillers got me on the deep vibeMiss the old days, got me wishin' I could rewind DND summonded out “THE SHELL GANG” to a lukewarm pop. Just getting the TOY BOX BLEW UP. And best believe the bitches in the audience swooned over “The Assassin Prince” Ignatius Maddix and “WICKED” WESLEY SINGLETON RENEE At Anglemania 20 in New York City, Wicked Wes and Ignatius took a tough loss to their former Shell Gang friends, Pike Pantera and Jose Cantu-Si. And they have Holt to blame for it. REJECT Why would they blame Sarge? RENEE That woman who is so in love with him randomly attacked Wes and Iggy with the pipe. REJECT And she got to see Holt and Warthog win the tag team titles. A good night for the heroes. WESLEY Toy Box? “YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAA!” WESLEY Where the hoes at???!!!! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!” IGNATIUS Holt, I’m gonna make this real short and real sweet because I don’t get paid by the word. Your bitch hit me with her lead pipe at Anglemania. Since I don’t hit women…not in that way, I’m gonna hit you. You can either walk to this ring and get your beating or me and Wicked can come find you. WESLEY Ten four, Roger That, Over and Out! REJECT He’s mocking Sarge’s service. That’s disgusting. Holt is one half of our tag team champions, and just a great human being. WOMAN’S VOICE (OS) Hey! Hey! The camera pans to find HOLT’S HELPER(??) STANDING IN THE FRONT ROW. So some Deviants check out her butt, and why not? WOMAN Holt is innocent! I attacked you because you made fun of him! You called him a vanilla midget! That was wrong! WESLEY You’re right. It was. He’s more of a vanilla pygmy. IGNATIUS I look at him more like a hobbit. Find me the ring of the grand fellowship, Bilbo Holt. We got a little Tyrion Holt with us tonight. Hand of the King seems to rule over Warthog’s nuts. Sorry, girlie, you won't be saving Lyle Holt's privates. Warthog is on the rescue mission. WESLEY Here hit The Contagion by Sub Zero and Christina Noveli Mayday, mayday, mayday An unidentified virus strain is rapidly spreadingWe are the chosen few The enlightened ones and we walk amongst you (this is, this is) It's DNA, it's the way we're made We are the earthquake and this is the outbreak REJECT Finally, Renee! The man who lost his Always Pimpin Title due to some bullshit has come to set it straight. RENEE And he’s got Private Warthog as backup. WOMAN Sarge! Sir! Here I am! HOLT Mister Maddix, Mister Singleton, I understand your frustration over your loss at Anglemania. I truly do. But just because this creature stalks doesn’t mean she’s my woman! No way! WOMAN Sarge, please! WARTHOG Don’t talk back. WOMAN I’m sorry. HOLT But, I have my own reasons to be frustrated. Yes, I won the tag team titles in ruly heroic fashion,.But get this! I was stuck in a triple threat match, forced to defend my Always Pimpin Title against everything wrong with America. I’m talking about 2XS and Bi-Curious George. And I’m curious. IGNATIUS I bet. HOLT I’m curious how a triple threat match can have two winners. By rights, I am still Always Pimpin Champion. Furthermore, you DID call me a vanilla midget. And that hurt my feelings. IGNATIUS Did it? Wicked, you got something to say? WESLEY I was gonna lay back with The Fluffers, maybe see if Cady is around since I like em crazy. But, Lyle Holt, you went and done it. You pissed me off. Iggy, breh, I think I got this. Holt, get down here so I can smoke you like backwoods on the porch! HOLT There’s no reason to resort to violence! WARTHOG Sarge, I request to fight in your honor! WESLEY Alright, fat boy, come on and get hog wild with me! “YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Private Warthog versus Wesley Singleton? Next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 ***Private Warthog W/Sgt.Lyle Holt Vs “Wicked” Wesley Singleton W/ “The Assassian Prince” Ignatius Maddix*** RENEE So Warthog is the favorite. REJECT You can make that bet, but don’t come to me when you lose your house! Warthog pounded Wesley in the corner, a big meaty man bashing a big much less meatier man. Everything went Warthog’s way: until Wesley decided enough was enough… HOLT Laughing in combat is inappropriate. That didn’t do Warthog any favors as Wesley stopped laughing and started clobbering the Private. Tough as nails, Warthog took it on the chin. Then he took it on the chin literally as Wesley KICKED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of him! “YYYYYEEAAA!” RENEE A Singleton family special! Wesley cinched in a chinlock, but couldn’t keep the massive grappler from powering out of it. Snorting like always, Warthog then turned the tables with a BUTT BUMP on Wesley. RENEE I don’t think you attack people with your booty in combat, either. REJECT In wrestling you have to play to your strengths. Warthog’s massive frame is his strength. Warthog hoisted Wesley up, seeking a Rikishi style driver. But, Wesley rather easily elbowed his way out the hold. Then, Warthog spun around all too slowly and encountered Welsey’s lethal rolling neck choke slam! “OOOOHHHHHHH!” RENEE Wes calls that Wreckage! REJECT Great move. The neck is the most sensitive spot on a wrestler’s body. Cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! WARTHOG WITH THE SHOULDER UP! Warthog shoved Wes away, a smart defensive play. Smart because Warthog drilled him with a clubbing blow when Wes came back. Yet, Wesley didn’t go down! Thus Warthog slammed another clubbing blow into Wesley’s head. Sadly, Warthog only earned this reaction… WARTHOG HOLT I said no laughing. Please remember this. Warthog shot Wesley into the corner, and soon lumbered in with a butt bump! Yet, Welsey slid out the way and the Private slammed into the ring posts. RENEE That’s a lot of junk to smash into the turnbuckle! Warthog staggered forward, rubbing his sore ass. This left him wide open in a non gay way and Wesley delivered a thunderous mushroom stomp! RENEE World Wide Wes! Cover…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!! DING DING DING WINNER: “Wicked” Wesley Singleton, via pinfall Post-match the woman with the lead pipe ran into the ring! But her swipe ended with Iggy reaching over her head and snagging her pipe! WOMAN Sarge, help me! Except Sarge HIGHTAILED it backstage. RENEE That’s the kind of cowardice that would make The Bounty Hunter proud. IGNATIUS Gotta put the pipe to good use right? WESLEY You talking… IGNATIUS Get your mind out the gutter. ::PIPE SHOT ON WARTHOG:: “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE I’d like to see you justfy Holt leaving his friends behind to be assaulted, Reject. REJECT Easily. Sometimes ThunderKid and Felix and all those guys had to take beatings while I lived to kick Alfdogg’s ass another day,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 We’re taken all the way to the parking garage where TURBOWOLF is slicked with grease from taking care of his motorcycle. TURBOWOLF I hear guys taking about my yard this my yard that, top guy this, top guy that, brass ring this, brass ring that. You can keep your yard, you can wear your brass ring, you can be the top guy. Just get me my dann belt. That moment of badassery is ruined by…. PIPI BIGGUNS, rushing around the garage. PIPI Luther? Luther, my sweet? Where are you why haven’t you called me back? Luther? Luther, my darling? But as fast as you can spell Pipi, the youngin flew onto a car hood. BEDROCK BLARGH! Bedrock had Pipi pinned down on a car! Get the baby oil ready, pervs, this little cum bucket is due for a RAPE! PIPI Luther, I need you! He didn’t even know what a car was, it was just a block to hold down his rape vicitim. Pipi eye's went wide with horror, her brain became fried. Where was Luther? Where was security? Where was common decency? Where was her rights as a woman? via RedGIFs Pipi, you stupid fucking runt, WOMEN HAVE NO RIGHTS in TMW! Standing with the grin of a proud kingmaker was WIN GRIFFEY JR in pink tank top and wearing lots of chains. WIN Just lay back and enjoy it, babe. How can she enjoy it? What woman would enjoy this sweaty, dirty, ugly man tearing apart their sacred ground. No there's no enjoyment for little Pipi. Just tears. Many, many tears. And I fucking love it! You can even hear a "RAPE THAT WHORE" chant coming from the sick Deviants in the arena floor. And you can bet we have guys jacking off or raping Fluffers, spurred by the heat of this scene! PIPI LUUUTHTTTTTTTTTTHERRZ!!!!!! REJECT That’s one of your girls. RENEE Hey! Blame our director of scouting, Terry Taylor! And he let Bedrock stay on board and look what's happening to Pipi! This is the third time Bedrock has raped someone. How can we let this go on? And speaking of the OAOAST's favorite front office fuck up...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 Terry Taylor sat in the lap of luxury…. THE CAYLEYS NEW YORK CITY PENTHOUSE With… BLAINE CAYLEY TERRY Blaine, thanks for inviting me into your home. BLAINE I invited Sara Jean, but Lisa Ann sent you. Cruel jokes can be funny. I laughed. TERRY The wine is great, BLAINE Careful. Krista sent me a text message saying she’d pay me three thousand dollars if I dumped you into the trash chute. TERRY Good lord! BLAINE Heh. Don’t worry, Red Rooster. You’re safe with me. Perhaps. Why are you sitting with me, Terry? Haven’t the people heard all I have to say? TERRY That’s why we’re doing this interview. You have mainevented three Anglemanias, you have won OAOAST United States championships, tag team championships, world heavyweight gold and finally the TMW Galaxy Title. You defeated Painbow in War Games. And you’re only 25 years old. What can be left for you? BLAINE The thrill of the hunt, Terry. A Lion doesn't lay down and die because he's spent 5 years as leader of the pride. The hunt continues. As it will until a solar flare goes through the corpse of this planet. If I can not hunt, I can not eat, not the dreams of so many who fought they the sheep was equal to me, The Lion. Terry, people often say we Cayleys are good at paying our debts. And I don’t mean to be cryptic but there are certain BIG TIME personalities who I feel my family owes a great service to. TERRY I’d hate to be them. And what about Sammi’s feud with Nikki and Brit, your cousins? BLAINE Sammi is in the wrong. TERRY And…huh? Did you say Sammi is wrong? BLAINE Everything Brit and Nikki stated about my father and his sister, their mother was 100 percent fact. Walk around New York, listen to the whispers in high society, you'll pick up a word and hear there about a certain art dealer's nieces living in squalor and filth. Who would say it aloud, my dad is a powerful man with bloodthirsty sycophants. Sammi knows exactly why our cousins harbor so much animosity and jealously. If she says otherwise, tell I, personally, have called her a liar. Sammi is failing to see beyond her own anger and rage. And that is why Nikki and Brit are so insistent on paying their debts. More wine? TERRY Sure! BLAINE The trash chute awaits. RENEE What did I just hear? Did Blaine Cayley say Sammi was in the wrong. REJECT Finally someone breaks free of the Sammi spell! And it was Blaine who did it first. RENEE Wait, something is happening backstage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 Oh yes oh yes oh yes! Buff badass, Amber? Meet buff, breeding man, THE BREEDER Loser? Amber. In an isolated hallway. the ertstwhile companion of Jesse became another statistic in the long line of OAOAST rapes. via RedGIFs AMBER Let me go! THE BREEDER GET PREGNANT! The Breeder’s voice hit like a piledriver and his dick did indeed drive into Amber’s pile of guts. He thrust in cruel and relentless, terrorizing Amber’s dry sex. via RedGIFs AMBER No, no, no! I can’t pregnant by you! I’m a werewolf I’ll be kicked out of my pack! THE BREEDER NOT MY PROBLEM! The question now became would Amber be doing preggo porn? Hahhah! AMBER Please, I’ll give you anything you want. Please. Anything. Look at that? Miss Betty Tough Girl turned into a sobbing, pleading LITTLE PUSSY BITCH. Well, she’s a woman, and their ain’t no such thing as a tough woman. Nope, because a real man like the Breeder will make any cunt bow down. BREEDER Have my baby, wolf! AMBER No, anything but that, anything! BREEDER Quit talking! Breeder suddenly began choking Amber as he fucked her… AMBER Ack! Ack! God damn is there anything better in life than seeing a beautiful busty babe get degraded, demeaned and destroyed? Millions across the world cum from Amber’s struggles for air. Sadly for Amber, her closing windpipe didn’t distract from her horribly sore sex. AMBER Ackkk! Breeder finally lets Amber go before she passes out. Tears and snot fall across her face. She whimpers as she blows a snot bubble. THE BREEDER Give me a litter, bitch! AMBER Your in my stomach! THE BREEDER That’s where my babies will be. Some girls, when being raped, try to take their mind to another place, to feel something else besides the embarrassment and fear. But The Breeder’s ferocious breeding staff tore down Amber’s happy thoughts and left her acutely aware of her horrible situation. The Breeder fucked Amber so hard Amber felt he was a demon out of hell. I can’t imagine there’s much sympathy for Amber to be found. Just a lot of used tissues and crusty socks! AMBER No! You can’t get me pregnant! I have a kid! Colin’s kid! WTF? We see Amber’s not as tough as she pretended. What a fraud, going around being a so called bad ass. Amber is only another OAOAST rape victim. THE BREEDER You exist to get pregnant. What a decent guy! Wouldn’t it be nice for Amber and Colin’s son to have a brother or sister? Even if the baby is a rape baby? Well, lucky for us there’s no Colin Maguire to save his baby mom’s. So please enjoy the Breeder fucking the not so tough girl so fast she can’t breathe. via RedGIFs It is also quite nice that Amber’s rape dispels the notion that women can be tough. This so called badass got captured and seeded with a rape baby. So let’s realize what the Breeder is showing us right now: women are a piece of meat to be hammered! The Breeder's breeding staff pulses and swells… AMBER No! Please don’t cum in me! BREEDER GET PREGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT! The flood of conquest dives through Amber’s sex! A battering ram, a siege engine, conquers Amber and perhaps ruins her life forever. RENEE Someone get security! We have to take a break!!! I can't stand this! REJECT Awesome shit, Breeder! Fuck security, let him have her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 The interview set showcases highlights as usual. But it’s not so usual is it? Not whe the highlights are of THE INTRUDER’s Big Brother Australia run. The handsome Aussie has forced JOSH MATTHEWS to watch the full package. THE INTRUDER And there was my greatest play, mate. They never could have figured my plan. But my plans are always based in on thing: good business. And stabbing that lass in the back after she heard my profession of love for her? Goood business. MATTHEWS Wasn’t that the wrong thing morally? THE INTRUDER If I profess love to anyone it would not be some reality show wildebeest dredged up from the Aussie back country. Of course, it would be to a lady of class, ambition, classic beauty, and magical aptitude. I shudder to think of a partner without all. Luckily, I have found mine. And soon- BAM!!!!!!! FABIAN NYSTROM slammed The Intruder’s head into one of of the screens1 FABIAN You think you can kill my brother and keep living? Electrical sparks flew as The Intruder’s entire body crashed through the highest set of monitors. Josh dove out the way with a girly scream! Though who could blame him as the set began to collapse around Fabian and the bleeding Intruder. FABIAN Get up, you son of a bitch! The Intruder can’t rise and rushing road agents are on hand to protect the crimson masked Aussie. FABIAN Get out of my way! DAN BLACK Fabian,you could have killed him! FABIAN And I coud kill you! Get up you, son of a bitch! The lower carders are on hand to protect The Intruder dislikable as he may be. But they may make easy targets, as Fabian decksd K-Rawk then beats on Brotica! REJECT That vamp is a menace and he needs to be staked. RENEE The Intruder killed his brother, Reject! REJECT That doesn’t change what I daid. We can’t have that type of psychotic element in this building. RENEE But yet we let a guy who dropped a cinder block on his best friend in the building. REJECT Correction. Alf was never my best friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 REJECT Let me give major props to The Breeder of BLK! He came in won BLK the match and now claimed his first rape victim. Props! RENEE You’re sick! ***Storm Bellmare Vs Undie Brown*** Storm entered to One In a Million by Midnight To Monaco I can't afford the price I pay, and I can't even pay the rent They're coming at me every way and there's no letting upI'm frightened by the threats they makeTake me down, and they'll bury me and if I run they'llChase me back again, drag me before I make the break I can't keep holding onIn a hideaway I needed to keep me from breaking downAnd I'm under.. LILLIAN The following is a singles match! Now making his way to the ring, from Redwood City, California, he is "TRANSCENDENT" STOOOORRRRMMM BELLLLMAAARRRREEE!!!! "YYYYYYYEAAAAAA!" REJECT Storm can go. This kid can do anything in the ring. I don’t like his goody walk on eggshells act, though. He needs to step up and be confident in who he is. RENEE Fans, we’re hearing The Intruder will not compete tonight in the number contender multi man match. That leaves Bedrock, The Bounty Hunter, Marty Fox and TurboWolf in the match. Unless, Lisa Ann names a replacement. REJECT Plenty of guys need the opportunity. And Undie Brown entered to “Cookie” by R.Kelly. Fittingly. (Let's wake up) it's dinner time Yup turn up Pull up to the crib and a nigga on silk Come fuck with a nigga Bout to bang on a pussy like I'm pouring up the crib Fuck with a nigga You gon' wanna claim this dick Fuck with a nigga Fuck with a nigga Come fuck with a nigga Oh, she roller coastered on it (oh) She threw it up I allayed (hoop) Then I beat the pussy til its (blue) Girl you know I got that good yeah LILLIAN And his opponent from Jos, Nigeria, he is "THE RAIDER OF THE LOST PANTY" UNNNDIIEEEE BRRROOOOWWWNNNNNN! REJECT Why? Why? Why did Terry Taylor hire Undie Brown? Where did he find Undie Brown? RENEE You didn’t know? They met at the Walmart Wes’ mom, Rhonda Sue works at. Undie helped Terry pick out briefs that fit. REJECT I’m starting to come around to Krista’s viewpoint . DING DING DING Undie dropped to his knees to sniff Storm’s tights. Bad idea. Storm beat him silly with knees to face! REJECT I love it! Did Undie fight back? How could he as Storm rocked him with a springboard tornado DDT! RENEE Shipbreaker! REJECT Hopefully it broke Undie’s neck. Mercifully, Storm ended Undie’s night with the leg trap sunset flip pipe driver known as Storm’s End Winner: Storm Bellmare, via pinfall RENEE An easy victory from Storm Bellmare, part of the winning team in War Games at Anglemania 20. Storm is going to have a year to remember. But after the match LOGAN MANN shocked the world by destroying Storm with a PERCUSSION DDT! LOGAN You gonna text my wife? The vibes is back! You gonna wreck my home? The vibes is back, LITTLE GIRL! I’m the MACHO MACHO MANN! My wife is MY WIFE! The vibes is back! Storm crawled to his feet, forcing Logan to step back. Luckily for The MACHO Mach Man, his client ALEXANDER arrived to trap Storm in the TORTURE RACK! LOGAN My wife is my wife! The vibes is back! My wife is my wife! The vibes is back! RENEE Since when did Holly and Storm talk? And how did Logan find this out? Logan and Alexander left the ring with Alexander flexing his muscles at the jeering crowd. Yet, the fuckery wasn’t over yet! UNDIE BROWN leapt onto the announce table and grabbed Reject by the collar. UNDIE Please, please train me to be like you! I want to be a star! I want to be Reject Brown! REJECT Get the fuck off me, creep! UNDIE Please! I can be Reject Brown or Undie Reject if you want that one. REJECT Fuck off. That’s exactly what Undie did. He had little choice as security dragged him away. Undie wailed like it was sentencing day not noticing the arrival of PIKE PANTERA and JOSE CANTU-SI on the entrance stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 PIKE Defeaters of Wesley Singleton and Ignatius Maddix! Masters of The Galaxy! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” PIKE See, Toy Box, you haven’t got a clue of what unnatural disaster comes next, because you can not comprehend the minds of madmen! REJECT Finally someone says something true around here for a change. PIKE No man, no machine, no anything can stop The Masters of The Galaxy! “BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHT!” PIKE The Galaxy only respects power, and glory only respects gold! Watch our power as we gain glory and gold over Bi-Curious George and 2XS. RENEE Do they have gold? REJECT Sadly I bet those freaks have disputed Always Pimpin Titles. JOSE Whenever you have a great tag team you have people asking when are they gonna split up and chase singles championships. And I know you’ve been asking that about me The Mad Man all along. But when you got The Mad Man and The Stream Stopper you got the baddest, toughest, sexiest tag team you ever seen in your life! “BBBBBOOOOOOOO!” REJECT They got a claim to that title, Renee. JOSE See, Big Kish counted the pin on Holt in the Pimpin match for two guys. BCG and 2XS. That makes them a double set of champions. So, boys, the best night of your life has turned into the worst year of your life. RENEE They can make that challenge, but Lisa Ann and the competition committee haven’t decided about the Always Pimpin Championship. REJECT That’s you don’t let women lead. Even Alfdogg would have this straightened out. Suddenly this music hits… RENEE Who’s music is that? REJECT The fuck is up with the lighting? RENEE And now confetti hearts are dropping from the ceiling. The Deviants reached up and caught not just confetti hearts, but little chocolate bars! REJECT Ow! Fuck! Who decided to drop candy on our heads? RENEE Snickers! Alix and I love Snickers! Forget candy, forget confetti hearts, the real treat is mystery woman entering…. via GIPHY RENEE Vavavaroom who is she? REJECT My next wife. WOMAN It’s so good to be….UNLEASHED! My name is Valencia and I hail from Valencia, Spain. A pleasure to meet you and bring you words from my goddess! JOSE Who gave you the pull to interrupt me and The Mad Man? VALENCIA Why, Aphrodite! She gives me everything good, orgasms, dildos, and now Honey Dove! Aphrodite gave me the vision of a tiny bond with chipmunk cheeks, bright eyes and giant breasts. And I know the woman in that vision is Honey Dove! Honey I have admired you from afar for so long my heart hurts! RENEE She’s Honey’s secret admirer. The one who kept giving Honey flowers and candies. REJECT A rug muncher? I like that. VALENCIA Aphrodite has finally granted my many days and nights of prayers! She has granted me permission to be close to my Honey Dove and this feeling will never end! JOSE Shut up! VALENCIA But, Aphrodite requires a sacrifice as a gift. JOSE I don’t know who told you wrong, but the only jar of honey around here is ME, The Stream Stopper! JOSE Wipe that look off your face! PRICK! JOSE You poked me! You poked The Stream Stopper! VALENCIA Blood sacrifice, thank you! Aphrodite bless you! Valencia scurried off with Jose staring at the tiny prick on his arm. RENEE Reject, you have got some competition. REJECT With Honey Dove? I’ll take em both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 Our next destination are the showers….eww you say? Nope, my fellow heterosexual this is the women’s shower. It’s fresh occupant… get ready for this…LISAAAAA ANNN! LISA ANN Mmm Lawson fill me with that dick.. Woah! That’s not professional! LISA ANN Ohhh baby what a big one you have! WHITE LOTHAR (OS) You can tell when I am fully clothed. White Lothar is impressed! LISA ANN Ahhhh! Lisa Ann has good reason to shout! Yes, standing on the drain destined water was…. WHITE LOTHAR LISA ANN Lothar, get out! I’ll call security and have you arrested. Don’t touch me. WHITE LOTHAR Can we not have peace? White Lothar is not the monster parents tell their children about. White Lothar is the idea man. LISA ANN I do not want your ideas in the shower, Lothar. Get out! Now! WHITE LOTHAR Peace, peace. I am White Lothar the end result of Austrian ingenuity. White Lothar was born with glorious purpose. Put Reignhardt into The Intruder’s spot in the mainevent! LISA ANN That’s what you came to tell me? That your purpose is to watch your partner become number one contender to the Galaxy Title? WHITE LOTHAR Please understand my inent. White Lothar will see Reignhardt emerge victorious as number one contender, then he will watch in intoxicating.glee as Reignhardt stands as victor, freeing the Galaxy Title from Tanner Neptune and then my purpose…Galaxy Title Champion! LISA ANN I should have known. You want Reignhardt to do the hard work, you swoop in, and take advantage of it. WHITE LOTHAR Reignhardt understands his less glorious purpose. LISA ANN If I say yes will you leave? LISA Fine. Tell Reignhardt to get ready. RENEE We’re heading to our main event! Who will be the number one contender to Tanner Neptune’s Galaxy Title. We see WIN GRIFFEY and MISTER STEAL YO PUSH in matching zebra print sport coats. Together they lead a grunting BEDROCK down a hallway. MSYP It’s on! It’s on! Let’s go, baybeee! BEDROCK Blargh!! WIN Blaine Cayley, you talking about paying us back? Paying the Big Tymers back? Gimmie your number, Goldilocks, I’ll call ya. Fucking Jack off. BEDROCK Blargh!! The Big Tymers pass by The Big Hairy Nutt Saks, who are admiring Krista's 4th cover variant in the TMW magaxzine. MSYP Bed, I think these two fat boys are talking shit about you. BEDROCK Blargh? BALROG NUTT If we talking shit about you you gonna know we talking shit about you. MSYP They admited it! Kick their ass! BEDROCK BLARGH! Bedrock unleashes prehistoric hell upon the Nutr Saks. Fat they may be but Bedrock chucks them around like two year olds. WIN Hey, hey, we got real work to do. BEDROCK Blargh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2022 ***First Come First Serve Number One Contender Match: Bedrock Vs Reignhardt Vs Marty Fox Vs The Bounty Hunter Vs TurboWolf*** RENEE Here we go! We’re about to live history tonight in Los Angeles! None of these superstars have ever competed for the Galaxy Title. And whoever wins? They’ll be number contender for that very same title. REJECT Tanner Neptune should be interested in this match, but he’s probably passed out. Lillian was ready to begin the introduction, but screamed in horror as UNDIE BROWN grabbed her mic! UNDIE Reject! REJECT Get out of the damn ring! UNDIE Don’t Reject Undie! Don’t Reject Undie! Don’t Reject Undie! Luckily, security tackled Undie to the ground so undercarders can no longer soil our viewing. RENEE Awww, you two would make an adorable couple. REJECT Shut up. Reignhardt entered to DU HAST BY RAMMIESTEIN DU! DU! DU HAST MICH!!!! LILLIAN The following is a FIVE MAN FIRST COME FIRST SERVE MATCH for the number one contndership to THE GALAXY CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from Dusseldorff, Germany he is…..REEEEIGNNHAAARDDT! REJECT The One Man Superpower, Renee. He’s big, he’s tough and he can fight. RENEE And he can get stuck with a manipulative partner. Marty Fox entered to ‘Five More Hours” By Derro and Chris Brown What you wanna do baby? Where you wanna go? I'll take you to the moon baby, I'll take you to the floor I'll treat you like a real lady, no matter where you goJust give me some time baby, cause you know Even when we're apart I know my heart is still there with you 5 more hours till the night is ours and I'm in bed with you via Gfycat LILLIAN From Universal City, California…..”THE TIME KILLER” MAAAAAARTTTTTY FOOOXXXXX! REJECT I like what Marty Fox has done since 2021. I don’t like that he’s letting himself be held back by Doc White. RENEE Doc is his best fried! REJECT Since Doc magically became a girl she’s been a liability. The Bounty Hunter entered to “Cold World” by 8 Graves! Wanna take the wordsYou're speaking off your tonguePull color from the summer skiesWanna make the birdsForget all of their songsPull wings off all the butterflies LILLIAN From Pasedena, California…..THHHE BBOOOUNNNTTTY HUNNNTERR!!! RENEE The Bounty Hunter demanded then backed out of this match earlier tonight. REJECT Can you blame him? Lisa Ann put TurboWolf in the match with him. RENEE If Bounty Hunter accepted a singles match with TurboWolf- REJECT Then he’d be in deeper shit. At least with this match he can use Reignhardt as a meat shield. Speaking of, TurboWolf arrived to “Crow Killer Blues” by Rob Zombie Apocalypse, prepare as you approach the edge Prometheus, into the flesh you carve the pledge Deceivers, eternal howling of your needs Paradise, the serpent laughing as it bleeds Darkness, judgement shall begin Heretic topped with a skeletal grin Blood lust, thieves and reptiles rise LILLIAN And from Shreveport, Louisiana…”THE SON OF PLUNDER”……..TUURRRBOOOOWOOLLLFFF!!!!! RENEE Reject, how does TurboWolf compare to past tough guys in OAOAST history. REJECT He’d be right at home in a Heartland Chamber of Hell. Bedrock entered to “Number One Stunner” by The Big Tymers… LILLIAN And finally from THE PREHISTORY…..BEEEDRRROOOOCKKKK! REJECT He got his pussy and I bet he’s gonna get the number one contender ship RENEE He stole Pipi’s dignity! Disgusting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2022 TBH proposed an excellent idea to Reignhardt: double team TurboWolf! REIGNHARDT Ax? TBH And smash! Buuuut, TBH left Reignhardt in the lurch. And the moment Reignhardt made his charge was the moment Wolf clobbered him with a haymaker! “OOOOOHHHHHHHH!” TBH Just don’t hit my cute wittle face! Big boot by Wolf on TBH!! RENEE That may have killed him! Bedrock took the challenge of fighting Wolf with the two men soon trading wild, looping but hard-hitting shots. The end came with Reignhardt hitting both of them with a diving lariat! REJECT Reignhardt should have let TurboWolf and Bedrock wear themselves down. RENEE Reignhardt is a competitor, Reject. REJECT That word isn’t synonymous with idiot. First to rise, Bedrock paired off with Reignhardt. On the outside, TBH shielded his face from the mounted punches of Marty Fox. REJECT You can’t be in a combat sport if you’re afraid to get it. Bounty Hunter can take a punch if Bobbi can get clubbed in the head and dragged off by Bedrock. Oh could he? Sent into the ring by Marty, TBH dove onto the ropes before TurboWolf could execute the superman punch. Referee Konan failed to back TurboWolf off, and the Louisiana native travelled east with an Alabama slam off the ropes! RENEE That impact was crazy! Behind that scene, Reignhardt tried to press Bedrock over head. But the Neolithic Avenger beat the German to the mat with a boorish axe handle smash. But due to the lack of total intelligence, Bedrock left Reignhardt to heal and charged at an apron based Marty. Again, a big mistake as Marty took down Bedrock with a fast flinging slingshot blockbuster RENEE Bedrock is still on his feet! REJECT But he should have continued his assault against Reignhardt. Marty peppered Bedrock with punches that little to no damage. Marty realized his problem and springboarded at Bedrock with a corkscrew moonsault! But Bedrock brutally clotheslined him out of the air! Cover on Marty’s broken body ONE! TWO! Turbowolf broke up the pin! The Lousiana native went punch for punch with Bedrock. Each man took full force blows to the head and came back firing off shots! RENEE Caveman versus werewolf! Only in TMW! Bedrock tried to belly to belly Wolf, only for Wolf to trip the caveman to his feet. A furious, snorting and snarling brawl ensued! The fight onl ended when THE BOUNTY HUNTER clocked TurboWolf with a surprise bionic elbow! RENEE A Truth Bullet from the Pasadena, California native! REJECT At 5’4, Hunter had to leap high as hell for that one! Bleeding from the mouth, Wolf wasn’t aware enough to stop Bedrock from dropping him with a thrust kick! Cover… ONE! TWO! Bounty Hunter broke up the pin! BEDROCK Blargh?! TBH (pointing at Reignhardt) He did it! BEDROCK Blargh! Bedrock leveled Reignhardt with a thrust kick! “OOOOHHHHHHHH!” REJECT He took down Reinghardt like Reignhardt was Alf! But, Marty came along and bulldogged Bedrock onto Reignhardt’s stomach! Though dizzied, Bedrock rose, and stood into Mary’s tornado enziguri! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE A Stop Watch stopped Bedrock in his tracks. REJECT Exactly. Bedrock is still on his feet! Marty bounced off the ropes in hopes of taking Bedrock down. But The Bounty Hunter took down Marty with an agonizing spin kick to the neck! RENEE White Lies! Marty laid gasping for as TBH covered him… ONE! TWO! Kickout! TBH couldn’t advance his offense thanks to Wolf throwing him out of the ring! Owing to his great agilty, Hunter succeeded in landing on his feet. And owing to his great speed, Hunter hauled ass away from Wolf. But the Pasadena native ran directly into Reignhard’s lariat! The blow hit so hard that it folded Hunter like an accordian! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” TURBOWOLF That was my kill! A tremendous brawl began, one only when you paired a werewolf against German genetic engineering. Reignhard went for a chokehold, but found the werewolf too powerful to keep down! Both men tumbled to the outside, where they shrugged off the painful landing to keep brawling! RENEE Im giving a bunch of credit to Reinghardt, he isn’t scared at all of the werewolf. REJECT Reignhardt is too stupid to be scared, Meanwhile in the ring, Bedrock set Marty up for the BIG SPLASH! But the splash connected only with ring mat with Marty rolling out the way! Angered, Bedrock rose with a red face, That red face endured a spinning heel kick from Marty! Then another! And another! RENEE Four spinning wheel kicks from Marty Fox! REJECT Finish this one, kid! Marty ascended to the top turnbuckle with the standing Deviants rooting him on!! “KILL SOME TIME! KILL SOME TIME! KILL SOME TIME!” RENEE Marty’s gonna crash the HOVER BOARD into Bedrock! But oppurunoity fleed from Marty. Or rather was snatched for him; FABIAN NYSTROM arrived to throw Marty off the apron! RENE Fabian Nystrom! I’d like to know what he’s doing! FABIAN None of you son of a bitches are going to live your lives if my brother is dead! Fabian snatched Marty up to batter his spine with a trifecta of powerbombs! Marty writhed on the mat as a wild look flashed through Fabian’s eyes! REJECT What else can you expect from a fanger? Bedrock followed through with a BIG SPLASH that left the Neolithic Avenger as the last man standing! Cover… ONE! TWO! THREE!! WINNER: Bedrock, via pinfal RENEE Bedrock is the number one contender to Tanner Neptune’s Galaxy Champion! REJECT That’s another problem for Tanner. A Sammi problem and now a Big Tymers problem. Renee, you’re looking at a future Galaxy Champion. But, you don’t need me to tell you that. FABIAN HIT A FULL NELSON LEG SWEEP FACE CRUSHER ON BEDROCK! RENEE Oh my gosh! The Bloodsucker on Bedrock! REJECT Holy shit! FABIAN None of you sons of bitches are gonna smile as long as my brother is dead!!!!! 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