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It’s go time, perverts and Deviants. Tanner Neptune, bounces on his white boots in the guerilla position. Terry Taylor seems to be explaining to him the importance of this match and securing his status as a maineventer…as if Terry Taylor knows what it is like to be a maineventer. Luckily for Tanner, Terry’s nonsense is interrupted by a sheepishly smiling, Sammi Cayley.

SAMMI
Tanner?

TANNER
Sammi, what’s up? I thought you’d be partying with Brea and The Lion. Bro, did he totally own Painbow. We all saw why he’s the king of the jungle. That dude is awe-

SAMMI
I don’t really want to talk about Blaine.

TANNER
Hey, that’s cool.

SAMMI
I..uh…I want to talk about…I have no right to ask you this given how I’ve treated you in the past…but..well….

TERRY
Tanner you're up in two minutes, bud.

TANNER
Gotcha, Rooster. Yeah, Sam, just have a seat next to Rooster and enjoy the match.

SAMMI
Actually…it would mean it a lot to me…if I could….accompany you. I know I shouldn’t ask that of-

TANNER
That’d be fuckng bad ass. Let’s do it.

Sammi blinks her gorgeous eyes in surprise.

SAMMI
I can come to ringside with you? Really?

TANNER
Why not? Fabian is gonna have Queen Esther, let’s ramp up the babe factor to one thousand!

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TANNER
You know what? I got something special if you’re rolling with me. Come on.

TERRY
Tanner! You’re coming up!

TANNER
Hell yes I’m coming up!
 

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Naturally the Galaxy champ had the best locker room. I mean Fabian has an OLED TV! And a PS5 AND XBOX SERIES X AND A SWITCH. But his demeanor is thus….

Entering the room with a slow solemn gate is….

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QUEEN ESTHER 


QUEEN ESTHER 
Fabian, Lisa Ann paid Ruby a sizeable sum of currency to help Tristian….but my friend, your brother,  he’s still charred and does not move..

FABIAN
Does not move? Hahahahah!

Esther holds her hand to her chest in shock at the laughter.

QUEEN ESTHER
My sweet? 

FABIAN
He doesn’t move because he’s dead,  you idiot! So Cassidy poisoned her blood and burnt him. How do you not get that, you stupid idiot!

QUEEN ESTHER 
Oh how right you are! I have failed in my duties as your faithful servant, my dear!

FABIAN
I don’t know what you’re rambling about, Esther.


QUEEN ESTHER 
How could I have been so complacent!? So unfeeling! How dareI?! My love, you are my only king and as your queen….I am yours. Yours to command, to have….to use.

FABIAN
Use….you're saying?

QUEEN ESTHER
Yes of course! As queen I have no free will, my will is my king’s!

FABIAN
I’m not your king, Esther.

QUEEN ESTHER
You are!

Queen Esther stroked her delicate fingers along Fabian’s cheeks. Something in that breaks the walls of misery down.

FABIAN
No! I AM YOUR GOLDEN GOD! Now, I’ve got to fuck up an annoying bitch….and then fuck up Tanner. Get on your knees, slut.

Queen Esther squeaks in shock at such language. Tho if she’s hung around Duncans so much that’s like an episode of Dorah The Explore. Anyway, the timid queen shakes a bit as she drops to her milky white 
legs
A less than milky white thing, almost as big as a leg emerges from Fabian’s dropped workout pants.

QUEEN
What does Krista say?? Ah yes! “I am just a stupid white MILF whore so gimmie, your big nigger dong!”

The Golden God blanched just a bit.

FABIAN
I guess you haven’t heard it all a 1000 years.

Esther opened wiiiiiide to trap her pretty pink lips around the vampire’s dick. Vampire’s blood may run cold like a glacier, but Fabian felt a swell of heat. What man, undead or not, wouldn’t given Esther’s tongue stroking!

Blowjob

FABIAN 
Feel bad for Tanner. Stuck with that frosty bitch, who’s blowjobs are Les Miserables!

QUEEN ESTHER
Very clever, my god!

FABIAN
Keep worshiping it, you stupid cunt!

QUEEN ESTHER
Yes! Debase me, my god!

Queen Esther had come long a way from her arm-in- arm routine with Landon. Not her body though as she’s looking a little pudgy. But she’s sacrificed looks for talent…the talent of a filthy whore who sucks an abuser's cock like a crackehad!

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Queen Esther’s tongue ran itself along every ripe bump on Fabian’s head. Though not as talented as Krista or Maya, the ginger used her tongue as skillfully as she could.  Looking up at Fabian with doe eyes, the newly made whore traced the ridge along his glans.

FABIAN
Come on, baby, Golden God’s golden rod is coming into your pussy! 

Fabian threw Queen Esther onto the plush MAINEVENTER sofa with such force you’d think he been picking up tips from Big Papa. An eager, hungry snarl swept across his face as he began tearing apart Queen Esther's gown.

QUEEN ESTHER
Do not worry my Golden God! I have 30 more gowns in storage here!

FABIAN
Well, I wasn’t worried one bit! Now get ready for A LOT OF THE BUBBLY~!

QUEEN ESTHER
Dear me! 

Well, one thing Esther learned from the Duncans: panties are optional, and not preferred. Thus one less garment existed for Fabian to destroy. 

QUEEN ESTHER
I am quivering a great deal! And I am deeply moist!

FABIAN
Like you should be, damn it.

The Golden God shoved his pork sword past the ginger hair coated lips.  Fluid dripped from her lips along with an erotic flowery scent. Fabain thrust downwards and sudden waves of pleasure swept over our queen.  Her hairy snatch squirmed as though it waited for this moment

 

 

 

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FABIAN

Tell your god how it feels!

QUEEN
Ohhh, like heaven!

Just like the creators of the Matrix stole it all from a black woman, Fabian stole all of Esther’s innocence! That was of no importance to Esther! Fuck innocence! That sweet redhead fur burger gripped Fabian’s undead schlong and asked for more. 

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QUEEN
More, More, More!

See?

Queenie’s hot pussy squeezed mercilessly on Fabian’s massive member! 

FABIAN
You don’t have to be on Raw Is Whore to get it raw, WHORE!

Queen Esther’s back trembled in pleasure as Fabian threw dick like the dope boys in Queens throw rock! The wetness flowed seemingly endlessly from her cunny. One would think her supernatural ability was to produce cunt juice! 

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A blitzkrieg of sensations hit both vampire and royal as Fabian launched a hot torrent of white cream into Esther’s royal box.  Fabian used his loyal worshipper to the fullest. If Jade was the Cum Dumpster, Esther at least became the Cum Waste Basket. 

QUEEN ESTHER
My God…what if you got me with child?

FABIAN
Then I gave you The Gift Of Fabian! You said you got 40 something gowns in The Toy Box? Pick the flashiesht, showiest one, because, baby, I’m gonna give Anglemania The Gift Of Fabian!

QUEEN ESTHER
Sally forth!
 

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Back at Sofa Central, Renee and Reject are ready for the mainevent

RENEE
We’ve got quite a few OAOAST dignities here! Including TONI PATRICA, sitting with ALYSANNE in one of the luxury boxes.

We take it to said luxury boxes where TONI PATRICA and ALYSANNE feast on lobster and clam shells. Also present is JOSH MATTHEWS

MATTHEWS
Miss Patrice, Alysanne it is great to have you at Anglemania 20! You two look in intense discussion-

ALYSANNE
We are, Josh. Very intense discussions that you have interrupted. That’s why you should leave. Now.

MATTHEWS
I think-

Alas, Toni Patricia waves Josh away.

ALYSANNE
Now, Josh. Before I get angry.

Josh gulps!
 

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THE FIRST APPERANCE OF TANNER NEPTUNE IN THE OAOAST

"Whoa Is Me" by Down With Webster hits and Jo-Jo Whoa cruises out on his Porsche Carrera GT with B.T. Kidd riding shotgun, the tag titles on the dashboard. They guys pose on the hood of the car before scrolling ringside nodding their heads to the music and sending girls into a frenzy.

BUFFER
The following non-title bout is set for one fall. Currently in the ring… from Palm Beach, Florida… TANNER MANN!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

As his name might suggest, Tanner is well, a tan man who clearly enjoys the Florida rays.

BUFFER
And his partmer... from Phoenix, Arizona… AUGUSTO MENDOZA!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Dressed like a Mexican general and smoking a cigar, Augusto sneers as boos rain down on him.

BUFFER
And their opponents! They are the newly crowned OAOAST tag team champions… total combine weight 307 pounds… BRIAN TRAAAAAVIIIIISSSSSS KKKKKKIIIIIIDDDDDD and "THE ONE MAN SHOW"... JO-JO WWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!

“YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

Once in the ring, the champs pose for their fans and photogs ringside.

COLE
Step aside Justin Bieber. You’re old news.  Jo-Jo Whoa and B.T. Kidd are all the rage along with fellow 6-man tag team champion Oscar Friberg!

COACH
Their popularity is more contagious than Bieber Fever, Mikey Cole. Chicks go gaga over them boys.  Even some dudes, like you.

COLE
Well it was two weeks ago Jo-Jo Whoa and B.T. Kidd stunned the Party Brigade to capture the OAOAST tag team championship. Again in near record breaking fashion. And their first title defense will come at Angleslam when they face the Playmakers.

The OAOAST logo swoops across the screen as a small box settles in the upper left hand corner. There in front of an XFL backdrop stand Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin.
 

 

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MOSS
Hustle. Teamwork. Commitment to excellence. These phrases are more than just clichés. They define everything QB1 and I are all about.

BENJAMIN
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. Those titles around the waists of Jo-Jo Whoa and B.T. Kidd may signify they’re the best tag team in the world today, but Sunday night, August 25th they along with everyone else will find out why we’re the galaxy’s greatest tag team.



COLE
I wonder how many clichés Moss could squeeze in 30 seconds.

COACH
Don’t knock the guy, Cole. You’re just jealous you don’t have a high motor like him.

* DINGDINGDING *

Mendoza and Kidd lockup at the sound of the bell and Kidd is muscled into the corner where the ref orders a clean break. Mendoza has different ideas, however, throwing a haymaker, but Kidd ducks and unloads with a series of martial arts style kicks to the midsection, followed by a jumping reverse spin kick flush to the jaw.

COLE
Pow! Right in the kisser!

COACH
How many of our viewers do you think know who Jackie Gleason is?

Kidd hooks Mendoza and delivers a tornado DDT, but Mendoza manages to roll towards his corner and tag partner Tanner Mann, who charges into a drop toehold. Quickly, Kidd wrings the arm and tags Jo-Jo. The One Man Show swings over the top and takes Mann down with a lungblower!

The cover.

ONE!

TWO!

SAVE BY MENDOZA!

A tag is made as Mendoza is escorted to back to his corner, followed by another quick tag as Kidd lifts Mann in a bear hug for Jo-Jo to wow the OAOAST Galaxy with a 720 DDT~!!!

COLE
Whoa Nelly!

Kidd knocks Mendoza off the apron as Jo-Jo makes the cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

* DINGDINGDING *

Jo-Jo and Kidd’s hands are raised in victory.

COLE
Jo-Jo Whoa and B.T. Kidd are ready for the Playmakers at Angleslam!

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***Galaxy Title Match: Tanner Neptune W/Sammi Cayley Vs Fabian Nystrom © W/Queen Esther***

Tanner Neptune entered to Drive by DJ Fresh

 

I wanna go somewhere so take me, show me fire
I wanna go somewhere, I don't care, hold me tighter
I wanna go somewhere so drive me, drive me faster
Hey

Speed up on a highway
Slow down, do what I say
So hot when you touch me
Real love when you kiss me
Make me wanna come alive
Baby, you know what I like
Fast car, take me for a ride
Just drive
Drive, drive, drive

 

 

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RENEE
Look at that! Tanner Neptune riding into Anglemania in style!

REJECT
That’s great. But being the cool bro has a limit. It’s time to get serious and intense.

LILLIAN
It is time for our MAINEVENT, a GALAXY TITLE MATCH! Introducing the challenger, being accompanied by New York’s own “THE LIONESS” SAMMI CAYLEY….he hails from PALM BEACH, FLORDIA…. He is TANNER NEEEEPPPPTTTTUUUUNNNE!

RENEE
What an amazing story Tanner Neptune has. He began his career as enhancement talent and his rode his wave to the Anglemania 20 mainevent. Win or lose, he has a lot to be proud of.

REJECT
No. The ultimate goal of this business is to be the top guy. If he loses this match all he will have is a lot to regret. 


Fabian entered to new entrance music....

 

LILLIAN
And introducing THE GALAXY CHAMPION, he is accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER ENDICOTT, he hails from THE HAUGE, NETHERLANDS....HE IS "THE DIVINE" FAAAAABBBIAAAAN NYSSTRROOOOM!!!!

"YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
 

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REJECT
Renee, you are about to see the most intense, meanest, arrogant Fabian Nystrom you have ever seen. He already didn’t respect Tanner. Now his brother is toast. Literally! Hahahah!

RENEE
Sick!

REJECT
And he has 1000 years of not just big match experience just big fight, big battle experience. The man was on the beaches of Normandy. Alix says he was with Nazis.

RENEE
You two drive me nuts.


DING DING DING

Fabian refused to take the belt off, for reasons. Literally he had reasons….

FABIAN
I am your one and only!

At that Fabian blasted Tanner with punches that backed the Floridian into the corner. There, The Divine beat his challenger to the ground. It was enough of a thrashing that Titania Nerdly begged Fabian to separated from Tanner.

RENEE
It’s a bad start when the head offical has to beg the champion.

REJECT
Titania and Tanner once had a friendship. I don’t like this officiating selection.

Fabian threw Tanner into another corner and resumed beating on his foe. Once again, Titania only separated Fabian from his foe by begging.

REJECT
You see, Renee? Titania is saving her old friend.

FABIAN
Spoiler alert: You die at the end!

As Tanner rose, Fabian ran through him with a diving lariat! 

RENEE 
That came straight out the 11th century!

REJECT
If Tanner doesn’t get it together, this will be a bigger drubbing than when Fabian and Tristan helped the Indians beat Custer.

Fabian began crushing Tanner’s ribs with an abominal stretch.

FABUAN
He’s tapping!

That wasn’t true, but Tanner was shouting in pain. However, he survived the deadly submission. Tho he barely survived Fabian throwing him to the outside. Now, Fabian took the belt off. Took it off and waved it to the Anglemania crowd!

FABIAN
I am your one and only GALAXY champion!

“YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

On the outside, Sammi checked on Tanner with worry in her eyes. Tanner looked to impress  Sammi and gallantry crawled into the ring. But the led Fabian dropping a VAMPIRSAULT on him!

“YYYYEEEAAAAASA!”

REJECT
Sammi motivated “Tan-Tan” right into a Vampirasault. She ain’t no Lorelei DeCenzo.


Rather than hit the expected cover, Fabian drove Tanner onto his knee with a rib breaker. Quickly, the Dutchman followed the attack with a senton!

Now the cover….

ONE!

TWO!

Kickout!

RENEE
Tanner can fight on!

REJECT
Yeah? So could Tanner Mann. Because, that’s who he looks like now. Tanner Mann.

Fabian mounted Tanner and rained down punch after punch after punch after punch! The only reason he stopped was due to Titania’s begging.

RENEE
Tanner didn’t burn Tristan. But….

REJECT
If someone did my brother in the next person I fought would be a dead man. Luckily my brothers are serving conscuvetive life sentences in Rikers.

RENEE

Pin on Gucci mane

Fabian sent Tanner into the ropes and then sent him hiiiiiiigh into the air in hopes of hitting his signature pop up German suplex. Instead, Tanner summoned all his strength and struck Fabian with a dropkick!

“YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Fabian wanted to hit Carpe That Fucking Diem! But instead Tanner blasted him with a dropkick!

REJECT
I see that. What I don’t see is Tanner Neptune. Again, I see Tanner Mann.

Tanner crawled onto a Fabian for a cover that didn’t even get a one count.

REJECT
That is what a desperate, tired wrestler does. He makes pins with no chance of succeeding because he needs the match to end and end quick.

As Fabian rose Tanner drilled him with forearms. These forearms existed in the realm of Snot striking Colin Maguire. And so Fabian chucked Tanner into the corner. Unexpectedly Tanner bounded off the ringposts to hit Fabian with a blow so hard it sent The Divine onto the apron.

SAMMI
Yes! Great work, Tanner! Please, keep at it!

REJECT
That’s the advice of “The Lioness.” Keep at it. 

Sadly for Sammi, Fabian struck and approaching Tanner with a triangle dropkick! Such a blow sent the challenger flying across the ring to land in agonizing pain!

REJECT
We know the strength and power of Fabian, Renee. And frankly Fabian is and will continue to kick Tanner’s ass.

Point made; Fabian dropped the leg across Tanner’s neck. This left Tanner gasping and wheezing….

FABIAN
I bring you Fabian Nystrom, The One and Only!

QUEEN ESTHER
Huzzah, my god, huzzah!

“YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

FABIAN
And this one is for you, brother!

Another Vampirasault? No! Tanner got the knees up! Fabian reeled backwards, primarily out of frustration rather than pain. But the move proved enough for Tanner to use a spinning head scissors. As luck would have it the move tossed Fabian handsome face first into the second ring post!

QUEEN ESTHER
Oh dear me!

REJECT
I give Tanner no credit for that. Fabian hit the ring post entirely by coincidence. 

Fabian roated back with a lariat! The move launched with vampiric spread, yet somehow the human won out with a crucifix pin!

ONE!


An easy kickout by Fabian!

RENEE
Shades of Tyler Bryant using the crucifix against Krista at Anglemania 15!

REJECT
No, Candian. Tyler actually won.

SAMMI
You’re not at the end of your rope, Tanner! I still believe! We all believe!

Owing to that belief from The Lioness, Tanner surged across the ring at a rising Fabian. And met this fate…

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“OOOOHHHHHHHHH!”

REJECT
It’s like the moon and the sun being the same size, Renee. But, the sun is 100 times more powerful!

RENEE
The moon and the sun are the same size? I swear you and Alix need to start a podacast.

Fabian dropped the leg for good measure and then went to the pin…

ONE!

TWO!


Shoulder up!

Tanner struggled to his feet, throwing slow moving but purposeful elbows at Fabian. This accomplished nothing as a knee to the gut later and Tanner entered a standing head scissors. One powerbomb? How about two powerbombs that made the MSG crowd wince in sympathy.

Cover….

ONE!

TWO!


Somehow, someway, Tanner brought the shoulder up!

FABIAN
Is this cool, bro? Are you feeling it, bro? Is this the wave, bro?

Fabian shoved Tanner into the corner, sagging the exhausted challenger against the posts. Yet again, Tanner endured a barrage of punches. But, shocking the MSG crowd, Tanner evaded a splash. Dizzy, Fabian went down to a twisting neck breaker! That brief bit of inspired joyous handclapping from Sammi. So imagine her delight when Tanner pulled off a running knee to a rising Fabian’s face!

Cover….

ONE!

Again a kickout!

REJECT 
Tanner can use every move they taught him in the reactor. There is no substitute for a thousand years of life.

RENEE
You sound like you admire Fabian.

REJECT
I sound like a realist.

Tanner made a slow, gritted teeth climb to the second turnbuckle; all he could reach. Sammi hailed him as he sailed off the top with an hurricanraa effort. But alas Fabian caught him! The Divine readied to powerbomb him out of the ring! But owing to sheer will, Tanner got that hurricanana that sent them both tumbling over the ropes!

RENEE & QUEEN ESTHER
Oh my!

Sammi rushed to check on Tanner, fear spelled across her frowning face. However, her fear would change subjects as Fabian inserted himself between her and Tanner.

FABIAN 
Get ready to experience one thousand years of Nystrom legacy! Because I am the Alpha of Doggystyle!

SAMMI
Fabian, step away.

It was Sammi who stepped away. And Fabian who stepped forward.

RENEE
This is bad!

Sammi needed a hero. And she got one. It wasn’t a Lion, it was a jackal; Win Griffey Jr musclesd himself between Sammi and Fabian.

FABIAN 
Is this a rib?

WIN
Nah, it’s a BIG TYMER!

Win’s big time came in the form of being leveled by Fabian’s left cross!

FABIAN
Asshat!

Win got lucky. Real lucky as Tanner, nearly spewing angry smoke, threw Fabian into the ring.

REJECT
You know what Tanner learned from Oscar Friberg? How to be a simp!

Tanner drilled simp-angry blows off Fabian’s pretty face. Then, more annoyed than anything, Fabian shoved his foe into the ropes! But Tanner came back with a tornado ddt!

RENEE
Tanner has the will-

REJECT
By now we know he has no way.

Tanner took a shot at another tornado ddt! Around and around the two went! But in the end Fabian flipped him over with a Northern Lights Suplex into a bridge!

ONE!


TWO!

THREE!!

NO! KICKOUT!

REJECT 
You will not fool a thousand year old twice.

RENEE
Are you turning into a vvamoirephile?

REJECT
Hell no! New York always shows respect. Except to those punks in Atlanta!

Fabian began kicking Tanner in the ribs with enough force that Tanner hacked and wheezed. Then, the Dutch vamp brought his foe into a standing full Nelson. A slight delay enough to get the crowd fired up. And then a…

RENEE
Bloodsucker?!

No Tanner turned it into some kind of crazy pin!


CROWD
ONE!


CROWD
TWO!


Fabian kicked out!

RENEE
That’s the closest Tanner has been to beating Fabian all match!

REJECT
I was closer to beating Mister Dick at Anglemania Nine.

RENEE
That has nothing to do with anything!

Tanner bounded off the ropes and wowed the crowd with a rolling thunder!!

RENEE
Tanner is Young, Wild, and Tan!

On their feet still, the fans counted the pin…

CROWD
ONE! 


CROWD
TWO!

No! Fabian again made the kickout!

This time the vampire stayed on the canvas, grimacing in pain. Tanner knew his chance was neigh! Thus, with labored breath he scaled to the top turnbuckle. But in the end, he met misery as MISTER STEAL YO PUSH crotched him on the rope!

“BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

RENEE
Steal Yo Push might have stolen Tanner’s tite hopes!

Sammi exploded with the rage of a Lioness with her pride violated. She tried to lunge for Push but had her arm clenched by Win. Esther could not tolerate such unbecoming actions and threw her slipper at Win! Not a big deal, you say?  it is when it is a GLASS SLIPPER!

RENEE
Win is down!

REJECT
I hope that wasn’t him making Anglemania Big Tyme!

Fabian did his part in taking care of Push with a left cross. Push hit the deck, then Tanner followed suit; the Floridian crashed to the canvas thanks to The Divine’s springboard arm drag! Though visibly hurt with clutched ribs, Tanner dragged his carcass upright.

RENEE
Tanner is still in this!

Not for long: Fabian drilled him with a full nelson face crusher!

RENEE
Bloodsucker, Bloodsucker!

REJECT
If Tanner doesn’t kick out the next pin his title dreams are dashed for a long time. Lisa Ann doesn’t often give out title rematches.

Fabian hit the rope one more time for one more VAMPIRASAULT and one more brutal impact upon Tanner. Cover? Nope: The Divine had to let em know!

FABIAN
I AM A GOLDEN GOD

 


Now the cover!

CROWD
ONE!

CROWD
TWO!


CROWD
THREE!


NO!! PUSH DRAGGED FABIAN OUT OF THE RING!

RENEE
They are turning this match upside down! The Big Tymers are making the mainevent all about themselves!

Last but not least, The Biggest Tymer of them all delivered a crushing splash to the challenger!

RENEE
Bedrock!

REJECT
From the stone age to New York City!

“FUCK YOU, BEDROCK! FUCK YOU, BEDROCK! FUCK YOU, BEDROCK!”

BEDROCK
Blargh!

Bedrock beat his chest, above Tanner. Certainly the caveman struck a triumphant sight as Tanner bled from the mouth beneath him.

FABIAN
A feast! I couldn’t thank you more!

Fabian, seeing, sniffing and hungering for blood POWERBOMBED WIN ONTO THE LED RAMP!

“OOOOOOOHHH!”

RENEE
Tyme is up! There’s a lot of time puns to use.

Win down, that left Bedrock to entertain!

RENEE
The only man older than Fabian Nystrom, Bedrock!

BEDROCK
Blargh!

Fabian and Bedrock traded punches! The crowd roared, enthralled by Fabian’s array of attacks! Yet, the caveman got the upperhand on the vampire and beat him to his knees!

BEDROCK
BLARGH! BLARGH! BLARGH!

Bedrock’s moment in the Anglemania spotlight dimmed tremendously on a flash; Tanner used every ounce of strength to level him with a sleeper slam!

RENEE
Bedrock has been Sunburned! 

REJECT
How the hell did Tanner get Bedrock up!

FABIAN
I like when my prey comes to me! Welcome to Feasting With The God!

Tanner looked like a snack, and not the hot kind! Blood poured from his mouth, causing Fabian to lick his lips. The Divine lowered himself towards Tanner for a holy feast. Yet he found famine as Tanner rolled him up….

CROWD
ONE! 

CROWD
TWO!

CROWD
THREE!!!!!

NO! FABIAN EXPLODED OUT THE PIN!

FABIAN
You son of a bitch!

Fabian went for an immediate powerslam, yet Tanner turned it into an standing blockbuster! This took Fabian by surprise, leaving him dazed on the canavs. The Divine’s moment of human frailty allowed Tanner to expend great energy climbing to the top rope. The former enchancement talent had just enough gas left in the tank to drill Fabian with the FIVE STAR TANNING SALON!!!!!

Renee
He hit it! He hit the frog splash!

The pivotal cover….


CROWD
ONE!


CROWD
TWO!!!!!!!


CROWD
THREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

RENEE
Yes! Yes! Yes!

REJECT
I don’t believe it!

Winner and NEW GALAXY CHAMPION: TANNER NEPTUNE, via pinfall

REJECT
Impossible, Renee.  He was a jobber! He played fourth in Teen Scream, he played behind Money Marc, The Doll used him, Blaine mocked him. 

RENEE
Believe it, Reject! Believe it, New York City! Believe it, Galaxy! Tanner Neptune is TMW Galaxy Champion!

REJECT
I won’t believe it, Renee. I can’t believe it!

Tanner laid on the mat, breathing heavily, his eyes slammed shut. He appeared as a corpse buried by a tombstone of confetti.

RENEE
Tanner Neptune is a true rags to riches story!

Sammi, a riches to more riches story, falls upon the brand new champion. It wasn’t quite a kiss but nonetheless The Lioness embraced Tanner with every bit of strength in her body.

FIREWORKS HAIL THE VICTORY....

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RENEE
Sammi is getting blood all over her shirt, but she doesn’t care! What she cares is that Tanner Neptune has secured his legacy, he has secured the Galaxy Title! Her friend, Tanner Mann is Galaxy Champion, Tanner Neptune!

REJECT
Disgusting.

On Sammi’s joy….

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WE FADE OUT!
 

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