Chanel #99 Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 THE OAOAST. FOR OVER 20 YEARS. THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN PORN AND SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! As we arrive for Anglemania 20 we hear this song… I'm writing a book on how to stay conscious when you drown And if the words float up to the surface I'll keep them down This is the first time, I know I don't want the crown You can take it now IGNATIUS What injuries have I had? Couple cracked ribs, broken arm. Money, Miles, Ass Whippings. I made a lot of money, traveled a lot of miles, and handed out a lot of ass whippings to get to Anglemania 20. PRODUCER What do you think Anglemania 50 will be like? IGNATIUS Let’s make it through 20, pal. You promised the world and brought me it hanging from a string Stuck it in my mouth, into my throat Told me to sing That was the first time I knew You can't kill the king And those who kiss the ring WESLEY Hell..hahaha…hell…I’ve had, what? Two concussions? Was it three? Hhhahha, can’t remember. That should tell you everything, breh. But, my piece of shit father always said, “Son, if you can walk, do your job.” Pike and Jose, I see you walking, you got a job to do, brehs. Tell me how It's better when the sun goes down We'll never escape this town I wasn't scared when he caught me Look what it taught me LAWSON Injuries? I don't get injuries. I inflict them. Tell me how It's better if I make no sound I will never escape these doubts I wasn't dead when they found me Watch as they pull me down TRISTAN 1000 years of life. An immortal life. The years are all black and still, and black and cold, and black and dead, and black. I'm writing a chapter on what to do after they dig you up On what to do after you grew to hate what you used to love That was the first time I knew They were out for blood And they would have your guts TANNER Bro, I’m telling you I’ve been fucked up! Crushed larynx, I got temporarily blinded in my left eye, I had my jaw wired shut for a week. I got cursed by Deirdre! Remember her? That sucked, bro. Why do I keep doing this, bro? Because I’m Tanner Neptune, your soon-to-be TMW Galaxy Champ, bro! You couldn’t have this show without me! Tell me how It's better when the sun goes down We'll never escape this town I wasn't scared when he caught me Look what it taught me Tell me how ALEXANDER What a question to ask your only REAL STAR. You have seen me on more Anglemanias than any of these backyard marks! So all the injuries? Well worth it to get to Madison Square Garden. It's better if I make no sound I will never escape these doubts I wasn't dead when they found me Watch as they pull me down COCO One must weigh the risk and reward of combat sports. MONEY MARC If it goes CHING CHING then let me hear that DING DING! Watch as they pull me down Watch as they pull me down Pulling me down Dead when they found me Watch as they pull me down Watch as they pull me down Watch as they pull me down Pulling me down Dead when they found me Watch as they pull me down FABIAN Ah, pain and injury, pain and injury. I personally can thank pain and suffering for a ton of things!. Now I know what it’s like to have a rusty sword driven through my guts. Now I know what it is like to be thrown out a Russian fortress and impaled on a spear. Now I know what it is like to have a morning star’s spike sink into my head. Now I know what it is like to have mustard gas thrown directly in my face. But that has et me become teacher of the year! Because the Fabian Nystrom school of violence is always spreading knowledge! As for as TMW is concerned, this lesson will never, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvver end! I'm writing a book on how to stay conscious when you drown And if the words float up to the surface I'll keep them down This is the first time I know I don't want the crown You can take it now You can take it now Take it now BLAINE Do you know what the greatest injury is? The injury to the self. There's nothing quite like the OAOAST. The wild enthusiasm ignites the very soul. It allows the Deviants to show a whole new side of ourselves...to become entirely new people. There's no need to hide who you are in the first place, as far as I'm concerned. Bring out your true self, the you that truly burns deep inside. If you keep it locked up... It can get so hot you'll feel as though it will burn you from the inside out. It's a good thing, being true to yourself. I'll reach down deep and harvest it out of you myself here in my home of New York City.. There is no need to hide who you are...no need to restrain yourself... when it comes to TWM and Anglemania 20. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMSHAKALAKA!!!! After that massive and expressive display of pyro we’re taken to Sofa Central! There we find Renee Young, in a one-shoulder-strap black mini dress with a black headband. Reject, far less formal, sports a Sprewell Knicks jersey. RENEE Thank you for joining us on a night of history in porn and sports entertainment! Thank you for joining us for the legend that is Anglemania 20! I am Renee Young, pleased as ever to be with you tonight. And, my partner seems to be a little busy. Reject is STANDING ON THE ANNOUNCE DESK, embaracing the cheers from his hometown crowd! “REJECT! REJECT! REJECT!” RENEE I hope he enjoys that pop because he doesn’t get one anywhere else. REJECT You say something, Renee? RENEE Go Knicks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 LILLIAN GARCIA stood in the ring, wearing a form fitting orange and black dress. Hey, we’re in Halloween season! LILLIAN Ladies and Deviants! This is a Buried Alive Match! RENEE The season of frights starts with a frightful match! The Intruder entered to Nightmare by Biometrix WE BETTER GET BACK, BECAUSE IT’LL BE DARK SOON. AND THE MOSTLY COME AT NIGHT. MOSTLY. RENEE Super fitting song for Halloween! LILLIAN Now introducing, being accompanied by The Better Maguire, CASSIDY MAGUIRE, he’s from Scottsdale, Arizona, BIG BROTHERS’ own….THE INTRUDER! “BBBBOOOOOO!” The Deviants hiss, some tossing trash! RENEE At the start of the summer, Tristan Nystrom and The Intruder had no feud or interaction. Now, in the fall they open a historic Anglemania with a Buried Alive match! I think we can thank Cassidy Maguire for that. She has put the battery in The Intruder’s back. Look at me! Hip with the lingo! REJECT Shut up. I don’t like vampires, but I HATE Maguires. Cassidy is in this business out of bitterness, she wants her credit for getting rid of Clem Buzzlefoxxer’s zombies, her credit for leading Delta Delta Delta, and her credit for stuffing Pretty Young Money. And, The Intruder, he’s just in this for fame. He doesn’t care about this business or its history. He’s a fraud as far as I’m concerned. Tristan Nystrom entered to “Death Don’t Have Any Mercy” Death don't have no mercy in this landDeath don't have no mercy in this landHe'll come to your house and he won't stay longYou'll look in the bed and somebody will be goneDeath don't have no mercy in this landWell Death will go in any family in this landWell Death will go in every family in this landWell he'll come to your house and he won't stay longWell you'll look in the bed and one of your family will be goneDeath will go in any family in this land RENEE There he is, Deviants, the conscience of TMW, a three time Galaxy Champion, and our bedrock. REJECT It’s damn hard to believe a vampire can be a moral compass, but that’s where we are. That is why Tristan is in the position he is in where he’s staring down a 300-pound tombstone and two people who want him gone. RENEE I think it’s disgusting why they want to bury Tristan. They just want to be rid of him so they can do whatever they want with no one to stand up to them. DING DING DING RENEE That grave is four feet wide and eight feet deep. It will be someone’s final resting place. Cassidy stood defiantly, smirking, in front of Tristan. TRISTAN Move, Cassidy. CASSIDY I just love history! It’s fun to look at relics. TRISTAN I don’t want to hurt you, Cassidy. CASSIDY That’s so hilarious, vampire. You hurting me? Laughable. Who’s next? Ulysses S. Grant? Funny, vampire. Cassidy strolled out the ring before Referee Rikishi had to throw her out. But that left The Intruder wide open. The former Galaxy Champion took advantage and sent the former Big Brother contestant out of the ring with a lariat! REJECT They don’t prepare you for that on reality TV! Tristan sighed as he went to follow the Tuscon native. Punches were thrown and each one was blocked by the Dutch Vampire. As a receipt, Tristan bashed Thr Intruder’s pretty face against the guardrail! RENEE This match isn’t for careers. It’s for lives! Body part after body part found its way into the guardrail thanks to Tristan. Yet, The Intruder used a fan’s beer to momentarily blind Tristan! RENEE That’s a unique way to counter a vampire. On Cassidy’s orders, The Intruder dumped Tristan onto the LED stage with a vertical suplex! Thanks to being a vampire, Tristan quickly returned upright. That didn’t stop The Intruder from superkicking the hero onto the mammoth pile of dirt. REJECT That’s an overused move, but not when it kicks your opponent near your grave. RENEE You praised The Intruder. REJECT No! I praised the superkick. Shut up, Renee. The Intruder paused to soak in his own Anglemania moment. This moment lasted twenty seconds before Tristan began hammering him with rub mallet powerful punches. Big Brother’s Own tumbled over the mound of dirt. This lead to Tristan doing an impressive slide down the hill and dropping a double stomp on The Intruder’s ribs! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Incredibly innovative offense! REJECT Like I keep saying, I don’t like vamps, but we know Tristan is a three time Galaxy Champ for a reason. Renee, I give credit where it’s due. Except to Blaine Cayley. Punk ass faux-New Yorker-really-from-Wales. Over the shoulder The Intruder went. Tristan carried him up the mound with the intention of dumping him in the grave. Intentions were well and good until Cassidy screamed… CASSIDY Claudus! With a wave of her hand, Tristan’s knees weakened just enough that when he stepped forward, he AND The Intruder tumbled into the grave! “CASSIDY EATS DIRTY ASS! CASSIDY EATS DIRTY ASS! CASSIDY EATS DIRTY ASS!” But, Cassidy was on top of her little world… RENEE Why is she so happy? Her man is in the grave too! Not for long as The Intruder, a little dirty, worked his out. He found a shovel, ready to bury the conscience of TMW! Yet he was forced to pound a risen Tristan in the gut. However, the vampire shook off the blow. With a mighty swing the Dutchman sent The Intruder falling onto the LED ramp. RENEE Tristan Nystrom has overcame the odds innumerable times over 1000 years. REJECT Then he better not lose to a fraud and a snob. Not in my hometown. RENEE You’re taking The Intruder and Cassidy’s actions awfully personally. The Intruder slipped into the crowd, thinking to put distance from his foe. But, Tristan closed the gap with ease and delivered thundering body blows to his rival! CASSIDY Bratog! With that magical shout, Cassidy sent a trashcan colliding with Tristan’s noggin! Helped by his valet, The Intruder rose from a doubled over position. Now that his ripped body healed he used his toned arms to pitch Tristan over the guardrail. RENEE Cassidy uses old Celtic magic which seems to be an attack magic as opposed to Ruby, who casts curses. REJECT That reminds me; I hate witches as much as Maguires! Both men brawled on the LED ramp until Tristan sent The Intruder down with a right hand! “LET’S GO TRISTAN! LET’S GO, TRISTAN! LET’S GO, TRISTAN!” Stoic to the end, Tristan ignored the chants as he tossed the Tuscon native into the ring. Admirably resilient, The Intruder picked himself up to the run ropes…only to get dropped with a huge discus knee strike! RENEE Friday Night Bites! Backstage, we saw GALAXY CHAMPION, Fabian Nystrom watching with arms folded and a dark expression. REJECT If Fabian was such a good brother, he would be beating the hell out of The Intruder in this ring. ThunderKid isn’t my blood, and I’d do the same for him. RENEE Are you going to be in the ring helping your godson, Pike, fight Iggy and Wes? REJECT Well…uh…you know… Tristan went up top, which did him no good as Cassidy used a spell titled “Gaoth” to cause a gust of wind to toss him to the mat! Tristan rose, furious, but found himself dumped to the mat with a rear powerslam! RENEE Rundown Season in effect! The Intruder pounded on Tristan with mounted punches. Such a tactic lasted five seconds before vampire strength tossed Big Brother’s Own off the 1000 year old vamp. But, The Intruder pressed on, leveling his foe with a discus clothesline into a knee lift! RENEE Power Of Veto! REJECT He names his moves after his shitty reality show. Fraud! The Intruder didn’t look so fraudent when he came off the second rope with an elbow drop onto Tristan’s knee! The Consience of TMM wisely rolled out the ring. Well it seemed wise until Cassidy kicked him in the ribs with her Louis Boutoin heels! When warned by Referee Rikishi for her anitcs, Cassidy responded with… Cassidy9blow gum “CASSIDY EATS ASS! CASSIDY EATS ASS! CASSIDY EATS ASS!” The Intruder sent his lean body flying over the top…right into the arms of Tristan Nystrom. The three time Galaxy Champion proceeded to drop The Intruder throat first onto the guardrail. Visibly agonized, the Tuscon native stumbled away. Yet, Nystrom gave chase and tossed him over the Nigerian announce desk! RENEE Annagret’s favorite announcers go scattering! Pain was the name of the game, as The Intruder found himself pitched head first into the LED ring post! REJECT Do these guys have a problem with LED? Tristan was more than ready to bury the threat of The Intruder and Cassidy. Thus he grabbed his vexatious enemy and hauled him along the Anglemania ramp, CASSIDY Come back! Come back! The Intruder fought back against his vampire rival. Yet that did home no good as Tristan’s punch sent him hurling onto the mount of dirt. RENEE Cassidy can see her grandiose return buried along with her lover! Tristan’s mind was set on disposing of The Intruder. Yer, a fiery flash in his eyes saw the suddenly aggressive Intruder dropkick Tristan off the hill! The vampire flew through the air as if sent out a cannon! REJECT Landing on pure dirt after a dropkick can’t feel good. RENEE I think Tristan has it a lot worse! The Intruder, with labored breaths, smashed Tristan’s stomach over and over again with a shovel! Now incontrol, The Intruder dragged Tristan up the fateful mount. With one biiiiiig swing of his shovel, he knocked the vampire in the grave! RENEE Oh no! REJECT It’s over. Shit! More like a zombie than a vampire Tristan hauled a suddenly frightened Intruder into the grave! TRISTAN If I go, you must go. Yet again, Tristan battered The Intruder with punches! Both men were on a crusade to erase the other from TMW. That led The Intruder to lash out with a throat thrust. Yet, vampires did not breath and more punches fell upon The Intruder. CASSIDY This can’t be happening! Despite her flashy footwear, Cassidy hurried onto the top of the mound! Into the danger zone came Cassidy! And into the grave went Cassidy all thanks to Tristan hauling her down! “RAPE THE BITCH! RAPE THE BITCH! RAPE THE BTICH! RENEE Good lord! Yet here came The Intruder! Fighting for his very life, he blasted Tristan with blows. It seemed every part of the vampire’s body tasted Tristan’s body! No homo! Tristan lacked proper space to fight The Intruder. That led the Dutchman to haul his rival out of the grave. RENEE We’ve had close calls, but each man is survivor. Cassidy scrambled out the grave with help from Rikishi. But so scared, so frightened, so embarrassed she ran backstage! REJECT That’s pathetic. You could count on Colin to stand on his own two. Not his sister. The two men battled across the LED stage once again testing the limits of LED durability! They reached the crowd once more with each man once tossing the other against the guardrail. REJECT The longer this match goes on, the more it favors Tristan. RENEE That’s right. If you don’t breathe, you don’t run out of breath. REJECT Really? I didn’t know that. Thanks, Renee. Tristan sent chair directly against the side of The Intruder’s skull. A howl fled from The Intruder’s lips as he fell all the way onto the ramp. We saw desperation fill The Intruder’s wide eyes as he escaped into the ring. RENEE Maguires don’t care about their allies. Everyone they work is expendable to them. Tristan entered the ring with resignation and sadness on his face. But his weakness cost him as Big Brother’s Own caught him with another modified powerslam! “BURY THE INTRUDER! BURY THE INTRUDER! BURY THE INTRUDER!” RENEE Rundown Season arrives! REJECT Normally I would respect that kind of fight. But fuck this man. A surge of confidence hit The Intruder like an orgasm as a smile came over his face. He ran the ropes…and met with a buzzsaw kick! “YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Blood Plauge! The length of the match, clearly wore on The Intruder. Sagging weakly he had no choice but to let Tristan lead him to the burial mound. “BURY THE INTRUDER! BURY THE INTRUDER! BURY THE INTRUDER!” REJECT We don’t like frauds here in New York. That’s why we’re dumping on The Intruder and we’ll dump on that fake New Yorker, Welsh punk, Blaine Cayley. RENEE Sure. We’re show backstage yet again, The Galaxy Champion still watching with a dark look filling his eyes. A pang of sympathy hit Tristan Nysrom for his latest victim in a 1000 year run of murder and brutality. But TMW must be protected. For that reason, The Intrude found himself sent into the grave! “BURY THE INTRUDER! BURY THE INTRUDER! BURY THE INTRUDER!” RENEE The grave is cold and dark. The Intruder made a weak, gasping attempt to escape. Yet, Tristan shoved him back in with his black boot. REJECT There’s only so long fakes can pretend, Renee! RENEE Is it time turn off The Intruder Alert? Not yet! Cassidy returned to hastily, fearfully, with screaming anger, dump GASOLINE on Tristan’s head! REJECT The hell? Loosing his cool, struck with fury, Tristan shoved Cassidy down! Dirt spread around her flashy Givenchy dress like an STD on Skidrow! Worse yet, blood seeped from a cut on her arm. Just a trickle. Nothing to be concerned about. Put some Neosporin on it, and everything will be fine. Unless you’re in the presence of a vampire. A 1000 year old vampire. One known for most of his years for insatiable, murderous blood lust. RENEE Wait! Tristan! No! You can’t! Tristan does, as if drawn by some great force beyond him. His fangs sink deeply into Cassidy’s arm. Her blood fills him like a warm cup of coco. And yet, Cassidy’s reaction is one from beyond left field. One out of the stadium…. RENEE I don’t understand….Reject, what’s this? What is happening? Blood pours from Tristan’s mouth. No, blood was the wrong term. Instead, it was black bile as if Tristan’s entire body endured an oil spil. REJECT How the hell should I know what is happening?! You tell me! The entire New York crowd sat in shock. Though some would rise and scream. No reaction, cry, or shout could stop The Intruder from shoving a vomiting, glazed-eyed Tristan into the grave. REJECT Get up! Damn vampire! I thought you were immortal! The Intruder stumbled toward a wheelbarrow full of dirt. Begging, pleading, crying, The Deviants were reduced to beggars on the street. Yet, The Intruder wouldn’t listen, Tristan Nystrom wouldn’t rise, and two wheelbarrows of dirt fell upon the defeated Conscience of TMW! Winner: The Intruder, via pinfall RENEE The Intruder has buried Tristan Nystrom! REJECT Where did this result come from?! This fraud and this snob defeated a 1000 year old vampire. A hand poked through the dirt. An indicator of a man unwilling to accept defeat. Unwilling to accept the demise of what he created. Sadly it all shall go up in flames. Literally, as Cassidy dumped the rest of the gasoline on the dirt. RENEE No! Cassidy, please don’t! REJECT This is just like a Maguire. Deviants, grown men were ready to riot! Yet, security held them back, many wailing in the arms of these muscled men as a match fell upon Tristan’s grave. RENEE They already accomplished what they wanted to do. Why do this? Indeed this was the ultimate victory celebration; they made a supernatural cigar out of Tristan Nystrom. As “Nightmares” played, the happy couple literally dance atop Tristan’s grave… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 Backstage in 2XS purple themed (I mean it’s all purple!) party lounge, the man himself sat sunglasses on, glossed lips snarling at his own reflection. If one looked closely they could see his body shaking with intensity. His mood improved not a bit when Bi-Curious George, attired in a bizarre 80’s like wrestling jacket that was rainbow colored, and full of LGBT button…and also WALL-E buttons. One must guess that George like Pixar movies? Nonetheless, George massaged the shoulders of his partner for the upcoming tag team title match. 2XS Hands off, cretin. BI-CURIOUS GEORGE But. Twosies, my frrrrieeeeeend. We are birds of raaaaaaaaaainbow feathers. Tonight we seek to avenge our little Honey pot- That’s enough for 2XS. He violently slaps George’s hand away! 2XS Do NOT mention her name. We are gathered here today by force of Lisa Ann, not by the force of friendship or brotherhood. You are as much a danger to my girls as anyone. Conduct yourself with that solitary thought in mind, George. 2XS felt such disgust with his partner that he departed the room designed just for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 ***TMW World Tag Team Championships: BLK (C) (Booker X and Martin Garvey) Vs Sgt.Holt Vs Private Warthog Vs Bi-Curious George & 2XS W/Amelia Von Krueger*** RENEE Lisa Ann was put in a very tough situation. She found herself with a fierce, violent, tag team war between Sgt.Holt, Warthog- REJECT And who I call the Ambiguously Gay Duo. RENEE That’s Bi-Curious George and 2XS for the uninitiated. And our tag title holders, BLK. She didn’t have much of a choice but to create this match. I feel awful for Referee Clem V. His rickety knees can’t keep up! REJECT Neither can his dementia. Not so shockingly, all hell began the contest. Men, violent men, started pounding on each other as soon as the bell rang. 2XS and George cooperated long enough to bust a cut open above Holt’s eye. Warthog came in to save his leader. Unfortunately, all that earned him was a BCG-delivered sling blade! RENEE Swings Both Ways! George wanted a “biiiiiiiiig lovey doooooovey” kiss from 2XS but 2XS turned him from Lover To Friend (to) vicitim with an SOS! AVK What the fuck, 2?! You fucking moron! REJECT I like that chick. AVK wasn’t wrong! Booker X immediately brought down The Epitome of Masculinity with a sidekick! BOOKER X FUCKYOUTHUNCLETOMTH! BLK isolated 2XS with Booker X primarily using his 270 pounds to punish the eccentric artist. Holt felt fine to watch BLK dominate his arch rival…until AVK pitched the former serviceman into the ring! RENEE I like her too! SGT.HOLT You! You wicked foreigner! They should have never let you into- The Always Pimpin Champ’s rant ended thanks to Garvey’s leaping enziguri! Unfortunately for BLK that allowed 2XS to escape, meaning they had to focus on a fresher Holt. The Alabama-raised Holt used his technical ability to counter Garvey’s flashiness. Control belonged to The Servicemen with Private Warthog entering the ring with chest-thumping intensity. REJECT Garvey, X, and Warthog don’t have to wrestle later tonight. But, Holt has to defend his Always Pimpin Title against 2XS and BCG later on. You might ask yourself why Lisa Ann couldn’t book that match on a TMW main show. The answer is Lisa Ann, like any woman, can’t run a proper business. RENEE Jerk! PRIVATE WARTHOG *SNOOOOORT!* *SNNOOOORRT!* RENEE He’s just as sick as Holt. Warthog never got the chance to attack Garvey as BCG used a missile dropkick to bash the back of his head! The former Slaughterhouse member endured a near slaughter of his heterosexuality as George lifted him into an inverted atomic drop…and held the big man just a little too long! HOLT No man left behind! Holt made the save for his lackey…uh I mean subordinate. Alas Warthog immediately suffered PTSD from the molestation. Thus he offered no help to Holt who endured swift retribution from a furious Bi-Curious George. REJECT Holt acted out of emotion when he raped Honey Dove, and now he’s paying the price. RENEE And getting exactly what he deserves. George tossed Holt into the ring posts with the cruelty of a power bottom! Holt tumbled through the ropes, but still managed to make the tag to Booker X. BOOKER X Comewidth it PUNKETH-ASS-BIIITH! George thought Booker meant to come for some ass play that would treat the Rainbow Warrior like a “punk.” But Booker displayed his true intent when he dumped George with a high angle bodyslam! REJECT Booker ain’t from The Village. Warthog interrupted a cover, causing a face-to-face argument from the negro bruisers. REJECT The big men are gonna slug it out! Love to see big men going hard….pause. In an attempt to help Georgie, Amelia hops onto the ring apron for every valet’s favorite trick AVK I heard you black bastards like white girls! Take a fucking look at this Caucasian shit, you fucking darkies!’ Just her trick was a little different! “YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans cheer this Halloween treat! REJECT & RENEE We both like her! Despite the racial slur attack, the two dark skinned brawlers can’t help their lust for the tatted up whore. Problematically, Georgie can’t help it either! Three men stand drooling over AVK’s tight, dirty body. REJECT She neutralized George. With the strength disadvantage, George has, if one of the other two come out if it first… Instead George’s demise came from a JAR OF GLITTER to the back of the head by 2XS! “OOOOOHHHHHH!” Glass and shimmering sliver particles flew about the ring, even dousing the big men in silverdust. None of that concerned a scowling 2XS. AVK What the fuck, two?! 2XS ridded the match of his partner. More importantly he ridded himself of any pretense of cooperation with George. That freed him to retrieve a chair, causing business to pick up! Malice burned through 2XS body and mind. He lusted over the thought of chopping down the giants. Chop down and concuss as he bashed them with wild and ferocious chair shots. “OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” REJECT This man is off the chain! RENEE And later tonight, he might be our next Always Pimpin Champion! Garvey came charging at 2XS with a wild look twisting his eyes. But 2XS held even more malice as he delivered a skull-cracking shot to Garvey’s dome! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE He’s handing out CTE to half the tag division! REJECT Same Ol Shits, welcome back to the big show. The Madison Square Garden crowd stood and bellowed either their approval for 2XS’ manic assault or the nastiness in which he took out the faces. “CRAZY FUCK! CRAZY FUCK! CRAZY FUCK!” Yet, Hold stood calculating, focused on his goal, free of emotion. With deadly percison he hooked 2XS and struck him with a reverse suplex! “BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE Dishonorable Discharge! The cover… ONE! TWO! Georgie rode into the ring to break the pin! But he arrived too late! THREE!!! Winners and new tag team champions: Sgt.Lyle Holt and Private Warthog RENEE New tag team champions rule the day tonight! And what a sick, disgusting pair they are. BLK aren’t the friendliest bunch, but anyone better represents this company than Sarge and Private Warthog. REJECT BLK weren’t involved in the pinfall at all. 2XS saw the red in the rainbow and went wild. But, Renne, you have no idea what you’re talking about. Warthog is a hoss, he’s paid his dues since being the low man in Slaughterhouse. And I don’t want to hear Holt disrespect. Yeah, he’s a rapist, but he can straight up wrestle. RENEE Listen to your last sentence, and reflect on your life. REJECT I don’t need too. I know Holt gets busy and when he defends the Always Pimpin Title tonight that will be THREE title match wins in the last TWO Anglemanias. No one has done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 There’s a break down of order backstage as all the lower carders have been forced to join security in holding back an enraged GALAXY CHAMPION, FABIAN NYSTROM!! From who might he be held back from? Why, The Intruder and Cassidy Maguire, who casually stroll to their limo. FABIAN GET BACK HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOTS! COME FIGHT ME! Fabian punches SMUSH’S own SUMERAGI but quickly finds himself restrained by K-RAWK and BHODI DHARMA! THE INTRUDER I fear I’m not all that concerned about the threat you pose, Fabian. CASSIDY Fabian, you’re half the man your big brother is. And now that he’s ashes and dust, what does that make you, vampire? It’s a witch’s world now! Deal with it! Hahhaahahah! THE INTRUDER Come, my love, the rabble makes me sick. BIG BROTHER’S OWN and THE BETTER, HOTTER, MAGUIRE disappear into the limo drives. Even as the limo drives out of sight, Fabian still needs restraining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 You know we’re in for an Anglemania classic as IT THE ALIEN, in all his bizzareness stand at the ready in front of Big Papa Thrust’s locker room/ See? To add to the the Anglemania insanity, the creature stands by BIG PAPA THRUST! IT ALIEN IT The Alien! This entity here! Other entity Big Papa Thrust HERE! Big Papa Thrust of the colony of Maui, Hawaii, now is the visual transmission of Anglemania and the special space-time occurrence of HALLLOWEEEEEEEN! BIG PAPA THRUST It The Alien, see, I know it’s Halloween, and that means there’s a lot of fat kids running out in the street getting candy from pedophiles and weirdos and creeps like Logan Mann. But when they ring the doorbell of the Big Bad Vampire Daddy, they get their first taste of manhood because the Summer Freakoazoid answers the door… (pretend that's more nursey than it looks) IT THE ALIEN This entity feels arousal BOBBI I’m just what the doctor ordered! BIG PAPA THRUST See, I’m getting a thousand CC’s of candy cunt from this Freak, while Alexander The White Trash and Logan Mann need a thousand cc’s of actual manhood put in their body. But back to the kids trick or treating at Casa De La Big Papa when their manhood rises to the occasion they know the freaks come out at night, like The Winter Freakzoid! DECEMBER Happy Halloween! BOBBI Wow! You came in an appropriate costume! That gets my blood pumping! I’m gonna do 1000 push ups! DECEMBER Maya took me to pick it out. Then she bought me donuts and a soda, and helped me find my way home. She called me hopeful. BOBBI I think she musta said “hopeless!” BPT It The Alien, see, tonight isn’t about candy or pumpkins, or jack-o-lanterns, tonight is about manhood. It started when Logan and Alexander picked on Scotty 2 Hotty because they thought they were men. You see, IT THE ALIEN, both these two are married men, which means they lost their balls already. BOBBI And I wanted to grab them as part of their physical. Grab them hard! BPT All the married women I deal with I'm shooting the club up like I got 2 AKs in each hand. You see, IT The Alien, these women want me to fuck them like I do, talk to them like I do, treat them the way I do. The Big Bad Vampire Daddy comes thru like Nosfarteu- DECEMBER I like that band. BOBBI That’s not a band! BPT … And take full control of their bodies like only a man can. What does that tell you about who these bitches are with and what type of women they are. And Alexander The White Trash and Logan Mann who’s not a man, we know what type of man you both are and that’s the type of man that can kiss my ass! BOBBI Oooh, Big Papa, I feel my heart racing, I’m getting light-headed, and I feel tingly down there. DECEMBER I know, I know! That’s the signs of a pee infection. BOBBI It’s not called…it’s not even that to begin with! Let’s just go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 ***Big Papa Thrust W/ “The Summer Freakazoid” Bobbi Cheesecake & “The Winter Freakazoid” December Belle Vs Alexander “The Magnifcent” W/ “Leezus Price” Logan Mann*** Logan Mann appeared on the entrance stage, attired in a grey sweatshirt that cost 450 USD and white sneakers that cost 650 usd. REJECT Get on Logan’s level, Renee. You dress like a Canadian. RENEE I am a Caanadian! LOGAN You’ve waited all night for a real star, and here he is, ALEXANDER “THE MAGNICENT!!!!!!!!” Alexander entered to “All I Want” by Eden Prince All I wantAll I wantI got itI got itWant, everything I needEverything I wantEverything I needEverything I wantEverything I needEverything I wantEverything I needEverything I... RENEE Alexander and Logan are right about one thing. Out of everyone competing tonight no one has more Anglemania matches under their name than Alexander The Mangicent. REJECT But, he’s going against a big name, a former OAOAST World Champion, and Galaxy Champion in Big Papa Thrust. But, Renee, there’s no question that between the two, Alexander is the REAL MAN. Real recognizes real, New York. That’s how we get down in New York. RENEE One day it’s going to be revealed you’re from Hoboken, New Jersey. Big Papa Thrust entered to “Dystopia” By Lookas! WHIRR! WHHIIRRRR! WHIRRRR! RENEE You never know where life will take you. When he was winning NCAA wrestling championships at Oklahoma, I don't think Frank Bruiser figured he’d be enteirly different species, facing a life of immortality. REJECT Alleged immortality. We saw Tristan Nystrom go down. He went down to a snob and a fraud. And that was one of the world’s oldest vampires. Big Papa has beena vampire for two and a half years. Alexander been Magnicent all his life. DING DING The machoest of the machoest go nose to nose. PEC TO PEC! BICEP TO BICEP! Heat flared around them. The crowd spat venom at Alexander as if he were Kyrie Irving at a WHO conference. RENEE Both of these great, great, athletes are long time veterans of the OAOAST. REJECT If you add up Logan’s years, Big Poppa’s years, and Alexander’s years in the OAOAST, you have 44 years of service in this hellhole. Add in The Freakazoids and you get 69 years. RENEE Such a low joke. Big Poppa sent Alexander into the corner with enough force to propel the Greek forward. That allowed the Maui muscle man to drill his rival with a lariat! And you know it was time to flex DA GUNZ~! DEVIANTS (singing) 'Cause we don't give a damn about a thing 'Cause I will be a freak Until the day until the dawn And we can pump, pump All through the night till the early morn REJECT Aww yeah, my city taking it back to when R&B was R&B! You know what the score is in New York City. RENEE The score is 1995 because that’s the year you guys are stuck in! Big Poppa ran through Alexander with more lariats! Ran through him like the UCLA basketball team ran through Krista during her college years. Like, Krista, Alexander took a lick and kept on ticking. That didn’t stop BPT from using an amateur takedown to get his foe into a bodylock. RENEE There’s a lot of ballyhoo and gaga- REJECT Ballyhoo and gaga?! RENEE Yes, lot’s of that around Big Poppa Thrust. But let’s not forget he was an NCAA champion at The University of Oklahoma. If you combine that with his vampire powers you get a man who is very hard to beat. Alexander reached the ropes, mostly thanks to Logan pushing them towards his buddy. An escape didn’t halt BPT’s assault, as The Big Bad Vampire Daddy bashed the Greek with clubbing forearms. REJECT This match ain’t pretty, it ain’t that flippy floppy, vanilla midget, ass eating, pancake flipping, washed out wanna be MMA fighter bullshit you see on the other shows. Big Papa’s BIIIIIIG back body drop suffered counter by BIIIIIIG kick from Alexander’s black boots. The Magnificent attempted to bring down his foe with a cross-face. Yet, the vampire proved too tough to bring down. That led The Magnificent to switch tactics and drop Big Papa with a german suplex! Alexander made the cover as counted by REFEREE D’LO BROWN ONE! Easy kickout! REJECT Lisa Ann and lead official Titania made a good call, for once, making sure Scotty didn’t officiate this match. RENEE I don’t like Logan and Alexander having the ability to influence the officiating. “ALEXANDER THE PUSSY! ALEXANDER THE PUSSY! ALEXANDER THE PUSSY!” That cruel chant annoyed Alexander so greatly that the usually mute grappler began ranting and raving on how much he despised the TMW Galaxy. Alas all that yacking and fit throwing earned him a devastating lariat from the former Galaxy Champion! BIG PAPA THRUST This is my promoton, you son of a bitch! You thought I was gonna give you a fair match?! The only thing I’m gonna give you is my ass so you can kiss it! Luckily, Alexander didn’t have to kiss any ass. But he did suffer through being tossed over the ropes. The tables turned once Big Papa exited the ring; Alexander desperately ran his back into the apron! REJECT That’s the hardest part of the ring, Renee. Not sure how much that matters to a vampire, tho. It mattered enough once Alexander repeated the tactic four more times. That left BPT dizzy just long enough for The Magnifcent to body slam onto the steel steps! RENEE It’s not often we see someone get body slammed onto the steps. I think that’s sort of foul play. It is not very sporting. REJECT Is being an undead creature of the night who never runs out of breath, recovers from damage in seconds and moves like the wind sporting? BOBBI Student Nurse Bobbi knows just how to make Big Poppa feel good! “WE LOVE TITTIES! WE LOVE TITTIES! WE LOVE TITTIES!” DECEMBER I like Denny’s too. BOBBI That’s not what they’re saying! But, I’m in HUGE agreement! Denny’s is awesome too! DECEMBER I had a Denny’s giftcard Sugar gave me. But it went missing. But Jade offered to help me look for it! BOBBI Well, Bobbi may have healed the crowd’s malaise but she didn’t help her man who endured a butterfly suplex onto the ring mats! RENEE Broken Heart Suplex! LOGAN Ya’ll New Yorkers might have experienced a lot of wack shit, but the vibes is back! The Magnificent is at another Anglemania! The vibes is back! RENEE Hey, if we’re honest then Logan is has competed in more Anglemanias than anyone. Leezus Price continued to scream nonsense and perhaps GHB inspired bullshit as Alexander took his foe into the ring. Big Poppa rallied with punches, throwing heavy hands. But, Alexander shut down the offense with a thrust kick that pushed the former TMW Galaxy and OAOAST World Heavyeight champion into the corner. The Freakazoids whimpered in despair as they watched their giant hunk suffer through repeated shots to the inner thigh. RENEE Some of those boots look a little too inside. Actually, all of them look a little too inside! LOGAN Galaxy, I am hurt! I took beatings from this vamp- A fan dressed as FRANK BRUISER threw his nachos at Leezus. LOGAN Hey, nigga, don’t throw no shit when I’m talking! This a moment in the matrix, yo, the vibes is back! The Magnificent is here! RENEE The Church of Abdullah produced some mega geeks. Right, Reject? Hheheheeh. With vampiric ease, Big Papa reversed Alexander’s irish whip into the far corner. But the Maui native loosened his offense and paid for it when Alexander returned fire with a leaping shoulder tackle! Cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout well before the three! LOGAN D’Lo, you know I got killers! Don’t make me send them at your head. Count the pin like a MAN! RENEE What does counting the pin like a man mean? Heavy breathing like smoke from a furnace escaped Alexander’s lips. REJECT It means don’t do anything to piss Alexander off. Luckily for D’Lo he didn’t have to recognize Alexander’s brutality as the Greek instead dropped Big Papa with another thrust kick! BOBBI Let’s go, Big Poppa! Come on, December, everything is gonna be absolutely, positively, one hundered percent okay! DECEMBER Yeah, guys, it might be one hundred percent ok. Maybe. BOBBI You contradicted yourself. Twice! Big Poppa rolled upright, snarling with defiance. Unfortunately, that defiance did him little good with Alexander leveling him an underhook suplex into a bridge…. ONE! TWO! Kickout! LOGAN It’s a new world, Renee! It’s a new world, Reject! It’s a new world, Bobbi! It’s a new world, December! It’s a MAGNIFCENT world! THE VIBES IS BACK! While ears may be closed to Logan, eyes were open to Alexander situating BPT on the top rope. A fierce battle ensued, one that shocked many to see the Greek veteran win. LOGAN The vibes is back! The vibes is back! DECEMBER Oh! Thanks for reminding me, Leezus Price! I have to provide good visual aid! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” REJECT Look at that! Southern girls are good for two things, Renee, cooking and fucking! As a red blooded Amer…uh European male, Alexander found himself distracted by December’s fantastic features. That led to her man turning the tide and delivering a ring shaking gordbuster to his rival! The squared circle continued to tremor as BPT hooked the leg for a desperate cover… ONE! TWO! Logan yanked Referee D’Lo out of the ring! The vibes were back! The vibes of NUCLEAR HEEL HEAT as Logan delivered a crushing PERCUSSION DDT to the former European Champion! REJECT I think you better recognize, Renee, that you don’t play with Leezus Price! Embolnded, Logan rushed into the ring and began a wild, forearm and fist swinging assault on The Big Bad Vampire Daddy! REJECT We saw one vampire go down! Let’s see another! Logan continued to feel THE VIBES as he set BPT into position for the PERCUSSION DDT~! Alas, Logan overestimataed his own strength, ability, and well everything about himself as BPT surprised him with a side belly to belly! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!” And another! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!” And another! “YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” And another? Not quite as Alexander saved his hypeman with a lethal THRUST KICK! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” ALEXANDER I am the only star in this company! Me! Me! Alexander hooked the leg, but with no referee who could count? This led the irate muscle man to demand an official furiously. He immedialtley missed D’LO as SCOTTY 2 HOTTY arrived, a nervous frown on his face. REJECT This is the problem with Titania Nerdly being a head official. She sent Scotty out based on emotion. It was emotion, one of rage, that led Alexander to stomp at Scotty the moment he entered the ring! RENEE I don’t care how Alexander feels there’s no reason for that! Scotty covered up and begged for mercy. What else could he do? He was but a man against THE MAGNIFICENT! But, a vampire to the magnificent? The vamire won every time! Anglemania 20 was no exception as BPT shocked Alexander with a choke-bomb! Cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! Winner: Big Papa Thrust, via pinfall! Oh that wans’t enough Big Papa, as the Big Bad Vampire Daddy got the mic. BIG PAPA THRUST Cut the music! You see, Big Papa Thrust is a nice guy! Because when my Freakazoids start to pout, the anaconda comes out! Now, Alexander, you scumbag, you white trash, you’re probably thinking of a rematch at New Years Spectacular! But now you know you’re not big enough, you’re not strong enough, and you’re not MAN enough to take on a MAN like me! And Logan Mann, you know you’re a bitch because you're wife treats you like a bitch! So you wanna come to New York City and get some honor, but now I’m gonna get on her whenever I want and lay the wood to your Holly! And she will tell me that I’m THE BIG BAD VAMPIRE DADDY! SO THIS GOES TO ALL MY FREAKS OUT THERE! SCREAM IF YOU’RE LISTENING TO ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 We’re taken to the production truck, where BLAINE CAYLEY, sits by in a vintage Mark Messier, New York Ranger’s jersey. The following song plays... BLAINE I’d like to tell you a little story of wWhen my good friend, Tanner Neptune, was scheduled for a match with Painbow in early 2020. Before the match, Tanner, of kind but somewhat oblivious nature, ran afoul of the ill-tempered Painbow. They got into what we like to call a locker room altercation. That did not sit well with Painbow. You can try to break meI cut my teeth on people like youIt's gonna take a lot more to take me downI'm a step aheadWatch me wearing my crown BLAINE When Tanner entered to “Bring Back The Sunshine,” a great song by the way, Painbow confronted him. Then my sister, Sammi, arrived with a field hockey stick and attacked Painbow. A questionable move on her part. But here we are. That angered Painbow, and he roared in fury. But his roar woke The Lion, myself, Blaine Cayley. Don't need a knight to guard the caveCan't count the dragons that I've slayedYou can give it all you gotCause love is running through my veinsOh this lion can't be tamedThere's fire in my bloodBurn BLAINE And that is when I struck. And Painbow was very angry. So I did the only thing I knew how to do, I lashed out with rage, fury, and manipulative malice. So when Lisa Ann lost control of the feud, as expected, Painbow and I met in a Last Man Standing match at Anglemania 19. Naturally, the Lion stood over the sheep. So, thanks for that Lisa Ann. I owe you one. You’re the man. I could burn the city downI could put you under groundMake the stars fall from the skyMake the clouds and heaven cry BLAINE So now we come to Anglemania 20, where Painbow has assembled a team of Money Marc Bennett, Lawson Belle, Coco Chanel, The Bounty Hunter and himself to face Marty Fox, TurboWolf, Storm Bellmare, Luther Mandella, and myself in War Games. Now those are all fine athletes Painbow has drafted. Each should be proud of their many accomplishments, but they’re no Blaine Cayley. I could burn it all down down down downDown down downI will not surrenderI never learned to lose a fightI'm afraid I'll have to end ya nowYou better run or else I just might BLAINE Painbow, you are a confused young man. You have invaded my home of New York City. Typically, Painbow, people do not appreciate when hostile forces invade their home. But, Painbow, I am glad you’re here in Manhattan. You played right into my hands. You brought yourself and people I don’t much care for into my home. Thus I can give my friends, my family, something they have never seen before. War Games. Captains start. Myself. Yourself. Here Comes The Painbow. The Pride. War Games. Here Me Roar. I could burn the city down I could put you under ground Make the stars fall from the sky Make the clouds and heaven cry I could burn it all I could burn it all down down down down Down down down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Blaine’s promo certainly ellicted strong reaction. But not from who you’d think! Instead we find… SAMMI CAYLEY pacing throughout the hallway, when she meets up with… WIN GRIFFEY JR WIN Hey, mama, you look a little lost. Did you finally figure out that a lion is just a pussy? And that you need a DAWG! WOOF! WOOF! I’m from Stockon, Califonria, and I will make you- SAMMI Be quiet. I don’t have time to deal with your stupidity when I am dealing with the insanity of Blaine being locked by himself in War Games against Painbow. War Games? Captains start? Are they trying to kill him? WIN I said your brother is a pussy and I meant every bit of it times ten. But he made the stip, Painbow, just accepted the shit. Like a man do! If you know, you know! I know that’s right! Sammi’s face goes white with horror WIN Don’t worry, baby, after you see him off in ambulance and you watch me lead the Big Tymers over Burlington Coat factory and The Union-Jack-Each-Other- SLAAAAAAAAP! Sammi goes across Win’s face with the force of Turbowolf’s right hand. It staggeres Win, who can say nothing to counter a departing Sammi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 Elsewhere backstage, drool leaks and boners form thanks to… SARA JEAN in a hot Halloween costume! SARA JEAN Hey, everybody, Sara Jean here! I’m over from Raw Is Whore, because, hey I gotta, check out the hunks of TMW, right. But, Lisa Ann put me to work! And that means we get to hear from brand new tag team champions, Sergeant Lyle Holt and Prive Warthog. After a short wait, the faituge clad pair exit a nearby locke room. SARA JEAN Guys, guys! SGT.HOLT Guys? Do we look like “guys?” Do I after numerous tours of visceral, violent, combat look like a “guy?” SARA JEAN Whatever you want to look like, you look like champions. Is your victory a big victory for America? SGT.HOLT I heard you sell pictures of your vagina online for twenty, dollars a photograph. Talking to you would disgrace myself and all my ancestors who fought in the services. Private, answer her. PRIVATE WARTHOG That victory was for Sarge and Sarge alone! America deserves nothing! SARA JEAN And what about if you successfully defend your Always Pimpin Title against 2XS and Bi-Curious George? PRIVATE WARTHOG As I- SGT.HOLT My triple threat Always Pimpin Title match? That is your question? I’ll answer it, Private, don’t worry. I’m sure Bi-Curious and 2XS will give it everything they have. Especially after what I did to Honey Dove. But like Honey Dove’s life, like your life, like most Americans’ life, what they have does not and will not ever matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 ***Always Pimpin Title Match: Sgt.Lyle Holt © Vs Bi-Curious George Vs 2XS W/Amelia Von Kruger*** BCG entered to RHTYHM IS A DANER BY SNAP Rhythm is a dancerIt's a soul's companionYou can feel it everywhereLift your hands and voicesFree your mind and join usYou can feel it in the air RENEE This bizarre love-hate-thing comes to a- REJECT Don't say it. Don't you dare say the phrase RENEE Comes to a head? REJECT We don't get jiggy like that in New York. 2XS entered to "Good Vibrations" by Marky Mark! It's such a good vibrationIt's such a sweet sensationIt's such a good vibrationIt's such a sweet sensation RENEE After what Holt did to Honey Dove there will be no good vibrations. 2XS missed his chance to get revenge in the tag title match. But tis is a new match RJEECT Honey Dove getting ass fucked? That was a good vibration for me! RENEE Sick! Holt entered to The Contagion by Sub Zero and Christina Noveli Mayday, mayday, mayday An unidentified virus strain is rapidly spreadingWe are the chosen few The enlightened ones and we walk amongst you (this is, this is) It's DNA, it's the way we're made We are the earthquake and this is the outbreak This is the outbreak RENEE This man is demented, and twisted and sick! He has got to be the most hated man in TMW. REJECT Figures, The marks can't appreciate greatness, Well, get used to it because Sarge is a double champ! And he and Warthog might double stuff Honey Dove! RENEE Disgusting! DING DING DING Referee Rikishi wanted to explain the rules to the contestants…as if they were in wrestling school, perhaps. As if they had never seen the 1000 triple threat matches in history! But 2XS shoved both Fatu AND George out the way. This allowed The Epitome of Masclunity to begin kicking Holt half to death! AVK Fuck him up, 2! Fuck him up until he cries like a little cocksucker! RENEE Amelia is still charged up, I see. REJECT When isn’t she? Bi-Curious George returned to the fray, he too unloading kicks upon Holt! “KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!” That’s just what 2XS did; he spun Holt around, kicked him in the ass, and booted him out the ring! CROWD 2XS had diabolical plans of beating Holt around Madison Square Garden. Yet, they were all interrupted by George giving him a massage…ON THE ASS! 2XS That left 2XS’ dark skin pale! The Reno native swung around with a big elbow that George barely ducked. Shocked by his, 2XS couldn’t prevent George from tripping him to his knees. Yet, much to 2XS’ amazement, George simply used him as a launching pad to complete a swanton plancha onto Holt and Warthog! “THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME!” RENEE George wants revenge for Honey Dove too! REJECT I’ve got nothing against Honey Dove, but I got plenty against anyone who thinks he ass didn’t get exactly what it needed. Violated and mistreated! RENEE You’re sick! Also sick: Amelia Von Kruger, who hurled a wad of spit onto Holt’s prone body! REJECT I’m in love. BCG Mmmm, naughty baby. REJECT Are you talking to me or Amelia? BCG Both! BCG’s moment of hornieness met an end thanks to a recovered Warthog clubbing him in the back. The private fed him into the ring where 2XS dropped a leg on George’s neck. COVER… ONE! An easy kickout for George! 2XS heaved Georgie into the ropes. Then 2XS found out George ran fast enough on the rebound to prevent his offense. The curious one leaped onto 2XS’s shoulders for what should have been an hurricanrana. Alas, George held his crotch in 2XS’ face for what seemed like an eternity. Finally, when 2XS went to powerbomb George did George execute the hurricanrana! REJECT 2XS lets this freak get away with too much. He needs to put him through a table, and finish him off. Holt wasn’t about to play George’s games and came charging in. George was more than ready for his arrival, smashing him on the jaw with a backflip heel kick! REJECT I hate George. I really hate George. But, he can move like a vampire. RENEE You hate a lot of people. REJECT This is New York. We don’t love anyone. George must not have found Holt terribly attractive as he proceeded to bash Holt’s face into the turnbuckle post! Not once. Not twice. Not thrice. Not whatever four is. But five times! RENEE Five times, five times, five times, five times, five times! Loyal to the end, Warthog arrived on the ring apron to aid his leader. With amazing agility, Georgie disposed of Hog with a triangle dropkick. If that weren’t bad enough for the private, AVK punted him in the ribs. AVK Fat shit. REJECT That’s the Vince/Gangrel moment. Now that Tony149 learns Warthog is fat he’ll go to Toni patrica to dump Hog. Holt grimaced in pain, but still managed to take down George with a side Russian leg sweep. Supporting himself on the ropes, George rose slowly. But, Holt caught him, and violently slung him to the mat with a hammer lock Northern light suplex. Into the cover… ONE! TWO! 2XS broke up the pin! REJECT If Holt can come out of Anglemania with the two title victories, it will be the most successful Anglemania ever. 2XS owned intentions of derailing Holt’s accomplishments. The Epitome of Masclunity peppered Sarge with the right hands until he could hook the Alabama native into the setup for an SOS! RENEE Looking to turn a Lover to a Friend! But, Holt elbowed his way out the hold, leaving 2XS staggered. Holt took quick advantage, twisting and throwing 2XS down with a blue thunder bomb! RENEE What a move! REJECT A great move from the best wrestler on the roster. Exhaustion and injury caught up with Holt. He grabbed his ribs as he slunk on top of 2XS… ONE! TWO! George ended the pinfall with a desperate dive! Yet, that was all George could do as all three men laid spent, breathing heavily on the mat. REJECT No matter how well-conditioned you are, it is insanely challenging to compete twice against top tier athletes. Unless you were in the Deadly Alliance. Then it’s easy. RENEE I’ll ignore that shameless self-promotion. But, you’re right. This is insane. Bit what choice did Lisa Ann have? REJECT I don’t know, Renee. Maybe she could put this match on the show before Anglemania? Maybe she shouldn’t have people competing twice in the same night? This isn’t fcking AAU! Warthog, challenging Logan’s crown for most meddlesome manager, hit the ring. He snorts, he huffs, and then he delivered a massive big splash onto both 2XS and George! “BBBBOOOOOOOOO!” AVK Fucking fat, blubbery, dickhead, ugly piece of shit! Fucking die! Unfortunately, all AVK could do was watch as Holt pinned BOTH his foes… ONE! TWO! THREEE! No both men kipped up out the fall! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” HOLT RENEE Haahah, cheaters never prosper! REJECT That’s why Moxley brings home all kinds of diseases. RENEE This is a very hostile work environment for me. HOLT Damn you…you…you…queers! And, I’m….much better looking than any man you two would ever get! Think about that! BCG You have a beautiful face… 2XS For radio. BCG & 2XS Got em! REJECT I don’t like these two getting along! Neither did Holt, who was promptly hip tossed into Warthog. The big man teetered on his heavy feet, unable to defend himself. With a thud he hit the ring mats thanks to a double dropsault from the Ambiguously Gay Duo! RENEE You know, 2XS isn’t gay. REJECT And your pussy ain't dry! Hahaha! Warthog struggled to the very end, rising back onto the mat. But Holt nailed him with a charge that was easily avoided by the LGBTQIA pair! This time Warthog hit the mat so hard he knocked the camera man off balance. Not, AVK tho, The Austrian Hottie proceeded to stomp Warthog like he was an ant at a picnic! “AVK! AVK! AVK!” Holt saw his title slipping away like a BCG’s limp dick slips out a straight guy he just turned out. HOLT No, no, no! I didn’t fight Tanner five times to get to this point! BCG See us, love us, Lyle Holt! 2XS And see your title reign disappear, bitch boy. HOLT Ahhghghg! Why are you two getting along? Holt let out a mighty, crazed, deranged roar before soaring at the two with with a leaping lariat. Sadly, and rathe pathetically, he got planted with a double flapjack! REJECT They can’t do this to the best wrestler on the roster! RENEE What do you want them to do? Lay down and throw the match? REJECT Yes! Almost in tears, Holt threw a miserable shot at BCG. The queer one blocked the attack and delivered an inverted atomic drop to his foe. Holt couldn’t even linger on BCG’s dick as 2XS struck him with a head rattling inverted DDT!’ “HOLT’S A BOTTOM! HOLT’S A BOTTOM! HOLT’S A BOTTOM!” RENEE Heheh, he sure is now. Show him how Honey Dove felt! REJECT :o They just might as the duo strip Holt naked! I mean bare ass naked! His pants are gone, his elbow pads are gone, his wrist tape is gone, his boots are gone…no foot fetish! This white boy looked like the day he was born! “HOLT’S A TWINK! HOLT’S A TWINK! HOLT’S A TWINK!” RENEE Hehhe, he can be the headliner of 205 live. REJECT This is awful! When Renee gets in jokes, you’re buried! Holt knew the game was up. No more Always Pimpin, as he was the one pimped! But, Georgie nailed the escaping Holt with a sling blade! RENEE Holt Swings Both Ways now! Then 2XS dropped a beautiful, gif worthy, Harlem hangover! RENEE Kill of the Night! REJECT Miles from Harlem, 2XS kills Holt’s big Anglemania moment! Except, 2XS and George laid sensually atop Holt for a pin in another gif worthy moment… RIKISHI Yo, ya’ll cats can’t pin him together. This ain't no tag match. 2XS Do it or you’ll find out what that big ass of yours is good for. Tables turned on the bootylicous Samoan, Rikshi dropped down to count… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! Winner(s?): 2XS and Bi-Curious George, via pinfall??????????? RENEE What a night! History has been made! We have double Always Pimp- REJECT Yo, what the fuck? I’ve been in this company half my life. That’s true. Half my life. And every year there’s bullshit and nonsense. Big Papa Thrust AND Ned Blanchard are both OAOAST World Champions. Krista pins Landon to defend ALIX’S world title. Drek disappears for half a year with the world title and no one says a thing. Oh, and Cassidy Maguire, fucking Cassidy Maguire! What hasn’t that bitch done? And everyone lets it slide! No one gives a fuck about Cassidy and her FELONIES! Krista pulled a gun on Ice Quiz. And now two homos- RENEE Homophobe! Homophobe mad because two queer males have the belt! REJECT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Backstage we find, resident racist, rapist and all around low life, TERRY TAYLOR, dressed in Anglemania football jersey, with Number One Contender to the Galaxy Title, TANNER NEPTUNE. Tan-Tan as Sammi used to call him sports a brand new that reads “FULL BAKED” TERRY Tanner Neptune- TANNER What’s up my dude? Madison Square Garden! Cool stuff, Terry! TERRY Will it be cool though when you compete in your first Anglemania mainevent against “The Divine” Fabian Nystrom. What kind of mood do you think Fabian will be in after what has happened to his brother? TANNER Man, Terry, that was rough. I hope Fabian can get over it and bring all he’s- WHAAAAAM! Tanner is struck down by a steel chair shot from FABIAN NYSTROM! Despite the force of the shot, Tanner tries to rise. That merely causes Fabian to beat him to the ground with more vicisious blows! FABIAN Get over it?! Get over it?! That was my brother, you stupid son of a bitch! Angrily, Fabian throws down the chair, dropping it on Tanner’s head. REJECT I love it! RENEE I thought you hated vampires? REJECT I hate anyone who’s friends with Blaine more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Elsewhere, a commotion brews as LISA ANN along with ROAD AGENTS SLIME (!!), COLOBMIAN HEAT, and MAX ANDERSON AND STEPHEN PIGLEY, try to calm down BOHEMOTH, who rages in his wrestling gear. BOHEMOTH I’m next? LISA ANN Yes, you and Rex are matched up next. Behind Bohemoth, stands a grining JESSE FERGUSON and a bored AMBER O’SHEA. BOHEMOTH I’m not the mainevent?! LISA ANN No. The Galaxy Title match is. Tanner and Fabian? Remember? BOHEMOTH Two guys named “Tanner,” and “Fabian,” are the main over me? THE MAN?! BOHMOEHTH!? AMBER You sound like a girl. BOHEMOTH What was that? AMBER I didn’t stutter. BOHEMOTH😡 AMBER You can only do something so it can go up on TikTok? Girl. BOHEMOTH I don’t have anything to prove to you! Or any one of you! Everything about me screams THE MAN! What’s a MONSTER TO THE MAN!? AMBER Hmph! RENEE Bohemoth versus ReX! The giants collide! REJECT What a shitty collection of road agents. One title between them all. A HI-YAH tag title. Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 ***ReX W/Jessica Ferguson Vs Bohemoth W/Amber O’Shea and Jesse Ferguson*** ReX entered to “Machinehead” by Bush RENEE Over the summer, ReX came to the rescue of a woman in need. That woman was Jessica Ferguson, who was sexually tormented by her brother, Jesse. REJECT ReX had to play Captain Save A Hoe, when it’s none of his business. That’s Jesse’s pussy. If he wants to fuck his sister against his will then let him do that. RENEE It didn’t sit well with Jesse that ReX was bigger, smarter, stronger, and better looking than him. REJECT Bigger, and stronger, I’ll give you. But- RENEE Don’t try and argue Jesse is better looking than ReX. Bohemoth entered to “Mudshovel” by Staind You take awayI feel the same REJECT I doubt when ReX bullied Jesse out the pussy that he thought he’d have to deal with THE MAN! RENEE Bohemoth last competed in an OAOAST ring in 2016, the same year as his last Anglemania. He is a two time OAOAST World Heayvweight Champion, who thinks we’re using ReX to erase his name. REJECT Listen to the lyrics of Bo’s entrance song; you can’t feel my anger, you can’t feel my pain. Renee, “The Bohmeoth Impersonator” is about to feel Bohemoth’s anger and pain Before the match began, ReX ordered Jessica to the back. JESSICA I can not follow this suggestion. REX It wasn’t a suggestion. It was a demand. But, ReX’s moment of chivalry ended thanks to a moment of violence; BO TORE THROUGH HIM WITH A LARIAT! BOHEMOTH I’m THE MAN! JESSE Oi! Oii! Yes! Yes! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Backed into the corner, ReX and his goateed face met with thudding over hand rights from Bohemoth. Sneering with rage, ReX came back with his own right hands! But, in the end, Bohemoth suckered him into a knee and then pitched him over the ropes! REJECT If ReX cant control his woman, how can he control THE MAN? On the outside, the two big men traded huge bombs! Each blow amped up the already well hyped MSG crowd! RENEE Our Deviants don’t just like big sweaty men hitting tiny sweating Hotties they like big sweaty men hitting big sweaty men! REJECT Pause. ReX got the upper hand, and then sent the Dallas based Bo into the ring. But like The Cowboys of old, Bo was all about winning; he drilled an incoming ReX with a knee to the gut. Doubled over, ReX fell to a GIANT body slam! RENEE It’s a good thing ReX doesn’t skip back day. REJECT All the lifting in the world won’t help when THE MAN throws you on your ass, Renee. There’s only so much you can do to prepare for that kind of power. Bo sent ReX into the corner, following him with a body avalanche. All the weight knocked the breath out of ReX, staggering him and blurring his vision. Still, ReX escaped Bo’s over the shoulder powerslam effort. The Monster took control of the contest by putting Bohemoth on the mat with a slightly delayed back suplex! RENEE ReX held Bohemoth up just little bit. Who’s The Little Man now? ReX attempted a second back suplex, and found out The Man wouldn’t fall for the same move twice. The Dallas native hammered his way out of ReX’s hold, and then sent the medical doctor tumbling to the mat with a gut wrench suplex! JESSE Who’s the man?! AMBER Hmph. Cover…. ONE! TWO! A kickkout, with some god damn authority! Annoyed with ReX’s show of defiance, Bohemoth railed off a series of stomps. Much to Bo’s further disgust, ReX fought his way up. Unfortunately, that was all the Baltimore native could do as THE MAN shocked him and dropped him with a chokeslam! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” REJECT Damn! Everyone else in this industry has to build up to chokeslam someone ReX’s size. THE Man just threw ReX down like it was a fireman’s carry! If Reject felt Bo, you know Bo felt Bo! Therefore the tower of power went to the top rope to soak in his latest Anglemania moment! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOO!” REJECT That’s all the Deviants can do Renee, boo THE MAN. No chant can be used against Bohemoth. His record is impeccable. RENEE The last time he was in this building for an Anglemania, he did lose to Bruce Blank in a barbwire match. REJECT You wanna use some shit that happened ten years ago to discredit the man. Typical female, bringing up old history to lessen a man. Bohemoth hopped off the turnbuckle, fists clenched to deliver more punishment. Instead, ReX metted out his justice as he battered THE MAN with headbutts! RENEE That’s a big brain rocking Bo’s noggin! Blood seeped from Bohemoth’s nose, alarming the now wide eyed two-time world champion. AMBER Afraid of a little blood, huh? Hmph. Jesse scurried onto the ring apron, his manic, screaming effort to distract ReX. REX I don’t deal with lesser minds! JESSE Lesser mind! Oi oi! Oi! Bohemoth, crush him! Oi! Bohemouth sought to do just that, roaring as he launched a lariat! But, Rex ducked the attack and swiftly threw the Dallas native down with a gut wrench powerbomb! The powerbomb landed Bohemoth with such force one would think a detonation occurred! Cover… ONE! TWO! A kickout! RENEE I can’t imagine the strength it took for ReX’s to execute that move? ReX latched onto a rising Boheomoth’s throat with two thick hands! The former Galaxy champion grunted, ready to lift Bo for a chokebomb. But, Bohemoth caught ReX with another knee to the gut. Both men stumbled away, gasping for AIR. REJECT ReX is an expert with the powerbomb. But, he can’t win this match if he expects to powerbomb Bohemoth for the next ten minutes. Jesee gave Bohemoth some encouragement that Bo clearly didn’t want. The Man waved off Jesse just the same way he would wave aside ReX’s sudden charge. ReX hit the ring posts with wind ripping thud. That threw him into a cobra clutch backbreaker from THE MAN! “OOOHHHHHHHH!” Cover…. ONE! TWO! Again, Bohemoth with the kickout! Muscles rippled across Bohemoth’s (heavenly?) body as THE MAN called for a second CHOKESLAM! JESSE Oi! Oi! Oi! Lesser mind, am I? Lesser mind? Yet, Bo barely got his hand around ReX’s thick throat before THE MONSTER overpowered him. Suddenly, ReX’s delivered a single hand chokeslam bomb to Bohemoth! “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” RENEE Oh my gosh! Again, the strength it took to lift Bohemoth up…with one hand…it’s… REJECT Incredible! Lisa Ann, drug test that man right now. Supernatrual test hm if you have to do something! Jesse stomped about the outside, his Anglemania highlight being a temper tantrum that caused his pants to fall around his ankles. Unable to move correctly, Jesse suffered through a career shortening, and surely a collar bone breaking, suicide dive by ReX! AMBER Patheitc. “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” REJECT 297 pounds, and can you move like that?! Test this man, Lisa Ann! ReX ran into the ring, a rampaging Bhrama Bull…who ran into a hunk of Rock that was Bohemoth’s boot! Snarling with the fury of the Minotaur, Bohemoth lifted ReX for his swinging Rock Bottom finisher! RENEE Looking For B-Trayal! But, ReX countered by muscling Bohemoth into the corner! RENEE That’s humiliating after you called him Little Man. REJECT But, Bohemoth turns that humiliation into motivation. Case in point: Bo blocked ReX’s latest charge with a FRONT SPINEBUSTER! “OOOOHHHHHHHH!” Cover….. ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! Dazed, battered, and with a swelling face, Jesse started crawling into the ring. RENEE Uh, what is Jesse doing? REJECT ReX really did kick the sense out of that guy. He has no clue what he’s doing. What he did was annoy Bohemoth, who promptly hammered his own boss with a MURDERLINE~! JESSSICA CROWD RENEE It is kind a funny. Bohemoth turned his malice back upon ReX, battering him with a pair of left hooks. But, ReX used one of Bo’s tactics against him; he smashed Dallas native in the gut with a knee. Desperate, Bohemoth pushed ReX to the ropes. That bought Bohemoth enough time to recover and sear ReX with a furious spear! RENEE Reject, we know ReX is a strong, strong, man, but there has to be a limit to what he can endure. REJECT We just reached it, Renee. Cover… ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! REX KICKEDOUT AT THE LAST MINUTE! RENEE You were saying? REJECT I was saying test that man! Bohemoth’s frustration displayed in redden cheeks, chest, neck, a body cloaked in crimson rage. He bellowed as he attacked ReX with another spear! This time his fever decimated a recovered Jesse due to ReX’s leapfrogging! “YYEEAAAAAAAAA!” the fans sung and Jessica nodded with satisfaction. RENEE Now, I feel bad for him. Oh wait, no I don’t! Bohemoth naturally couldn’t care less about Jesse’s misery. What did interest him was ReX throwing him into the ropes. The Man had no counter to offer as ReX’s struck him a pop up powerbomb! “YYYEEAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Even Jessica let out a little cheer! Cover…. CROWD ONE! CTOWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!! DING DING DING Winner: ReX, via pinfall A happy Jessica... RENEE ReX, the final OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, makes another Anglemania moment! And Jesse Ferguson, a so called genius, has learned a hard lesson. REJECT I want ReX tested immediately, Renee. RENEE Tested for what? REJECT For what?! He’s a doctor? This man could infect us with COVID if he made the call! Wake up, Renee, god damn. RENEE Sometimes you’re just Alix with Timberlands and a subway pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Backstage, one man’s Anglemania went from Hogan Vs Andre, legendary to Taker Vs Giant Gonzales, infamous. That man is one half of the World Tag Team Champions, but now former Always Pimpin Champion. Yes, that man is Sergeant Lyle Holt, who can take no more of his suffering…. Heavy footsteps breeze by Holt, those belonging to… IGNATIUS MADDIX and WESLEY SINGLETON WESLEY Breh, what is this? IGNATIUS Be nice, Wes. Vaanilla midgets have feelings too. WESLEY The popular faces stride off, chucking. But in their wake is Holt… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 A classic song, for wrestling at least, plays to this video package of THE SHELL GANG: IGNATIUSNutt Saks, you've got something we want. Rule number one, when The Shell Gang wants something we take it. Rule number two, when we want something you're going to give it up faster than Renee gives it up to Spanish Sexy You think you're special, you do I can see it in your eyes I can see it when you laugh at me Look down on me and walk around on me JOSE Now you want to say I did the wrong thing. And why do you want to conveniently chastise me? Because I got myself a set of real partners. After TMW painted me into a corner where I had no other choice but to join The Shell Gang. RENEE Is he making a joke? Is he blaming us? JOSE You see you got guys in TMW who call themselves a lot of things, you got guys who are said to real livewires or supposedly have bad attitudes. But in reality I am the livewire, I'm the badass, I'm the one who lashes out and makes things- Just one more fight about your leadership And I will straight up leave your shit 'Cause I've had enough of this And now I'm pissed, yeah PAINBOWFuck you, nigga! Fuck you mean a truce nigga? Bring ya bitch ass to AngleMania X-Seven nigga, You been on the microphone for three months talking that shit, nigga! Ain't no squashing it nigga! I gave you action and you fumbled the ball nigga. Its on, nigga, hear me, it's on, nigga. I'ma stomp the teeth out ya mouth, nigga! Ain't no truce, nigga! That's on Piru, nigga! AlThis time I'ma let it all come out This time I'ma stand up and shout I'ma do things my way, it's my way My way or the highway Alexander ripped Blaine from his stretcher and made him suffer through further agony with a pair of piledrivers! SAMMI Stop! But Sammi was promptly shoved down by an irate Alexander! "ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!" As Blaine was shielded by the officials, Alexander turned to leave. Only his path was blocked by Ignatius and Wesley. And there Magnificence was cemented as they exchanged a Gang Gang hand signal! "BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" This time I'ma let it all come out This time I'ma stand up and shout I'ma do things my way, it's my way My way or the highway FABIANTen, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one....WELCOME TO SHELL GANG TMW! THE SHELL GANG:: MARCH 2019-APRIL 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 ***Pike Pantera and Jose Cantu-Si Vs Ignatius Maddix and Wesley Singleton*** Pike entered to “Gasoline” by The Material You are gasolineYou are fire and smoke REJECT I trained this man as my godson. I put him through the ringer . There were no easy days with me. He is primed and he is ready, Renee. Jose Cantu-Si entered to “Sexy Boy” by Drake…. I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt So sexy, it hurts I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan New York or Japan REJECT Renee, marks at home, you need to understand this: The Shell Gang really took off when they kicked out Fabian. And who kicked out Fabian? Maddix? Singleton? No! It was Cantu-Si. RENEE Jose literally kicked Fabian out The Shell Gang. But, everyone knows Ignatius was the leader and Wes was his second. REJECT I don’t think Jsoe knows that…and neither do I, damn it! Speaking of the leaders, Wes and Iggy entered to “DND” by Polo G Once we start a riot we can't keep quiet (quiet)We want all the smoke, fuck the peace signs (signs)All gas, no brakes, we just gon' keep slidin' (slidin'), ayyGlock cook a nigga, he get deep-friedSnakes in the grass, watch out for rats and all the felineI cut everybody off, keep hittin' declineI swear these painkillers got me on the deep vibeMiss the old days, got me wishin' I could rewind RENEE There they are ladies and Deviants! And especially ladies! From Madrid, Spain, 6’7 , 277 pound Ignatius Maddix! And from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, 6’3, 250 pounds, Wicked Wes Singleton! REJECT From the womb of Rhonda Sue at the Wal-Mart. RENEE I’ll have you know Rhonda Sue got promoted to manager of the electronics department. DING DING DING Pike was on Wesley like Spike Lee on Trae Young! The two brawled across the ring with MSG heavily favoring Wicked Wes. REJECT Getting into a brawl with Pike is a bad idea, Wes. I taught him everything he knows about striking. Much to Reject’s discredit, Welsey laid out Pike with a discus punch. RENEE He should have asked ThunderKid for training instead. REJECT Wes found Pike challenging him to be quite hilarious… Pike came back at Wes, leading to a mammoth Anglemania worthy slugfest. None of that fake looking hockey punching shit! We’re talking real bombs being thrown! Well, there was until Wes raked Pike’s eyes and threw him down with a body slam! REJECT Simon Singleton was known for being a master technician. But, in my eyes Wes fights more like a Blanchard. Dirty and disgraceful. RENEE Dirty and disgraceful? Pot, kettle, black. You can’t keep a Pantera down, and the former U of Georgia wrestled his old friend to the ground amateur style. Pike underestimated Weslesy’s strength and thus learned the hard way when Wicked Wes fought his way up. The Ruler of The Galaxy rained down forearms on Wes’s back, leaving red welts, Yet, the South Carolina native Kicked The Living Daylights out of Pike with a crescent kick! “YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!” Renee Now there’s a Singleton move! Cover…. ONE! TWO! Pike pushes Wes off him! RENEE That strength! Pike must be part Samoan because The Ruler of The Galaxy shrugged off the headshot. Snorting ala Warthog, Pike backed Wes into his corner. There, the big man went wild with heavy punches to Wes’ gut! RENEE You can hear the punches landing through your screen, folks! REJECT That’s my man! That’s my godson! The Showtoppa gets the tag from his giant partner, earning a less than warm reception from the fans. Bad idea on the tag as Wes hammered Jose in the gut with his knee. Adding to the Texan’s misery was a pointed elbow drop from Wicked Wes! REJECT That’s all Blanchard and no Singleton. RENEE Well, Wes doesn’t have the best relationship with his father. REJECT Tell it like it is! He went to the Wal-Mart beat the shit outta Simon and threw him into a TV! A 720p TV! RENEee I don’t know why the resolution matters. Jose got up swinging…which did little to phase Wes… RENEE There’s no sportsmen of the year prize in line for Wes. Off the second rope, Wicked Wes dropped a wicked elbow onto Jose’s face! The cover was counted by Titania…. ONE! TWO! Pike broke up the fall! That was a big mistake by Pike as Wes pitched him through the second rope! With both Jose and Pike down, Wes hit the tag to IGNATIUS! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE The Assassin Prince! Madrid’s own 6’7, 277 pound hunk of man! IGNATIUS Let’s do it . REJECT The knock-on Ignatius is that he’s lazy as shit. The dude doesn’t like to work, and it bites him in the ass. And you see it right there. Ignaitus was able to swat way the much smaller Jose to start. But as Reject predicted, Iggy got bored, leading Jose to sweep him off his legs! RENEE He took the giant down! Even Iggy’s rise was slow, which let Jose drill him with a short DDT! Jose is even kind enough to let us know when tickets go on sale for our return to New York at Barclays… RENEE Hhehehe, tickets go on ale at 11:00 PM not AM. Jose is all wrong! I’m right! REJECT Canadian geek. Jose came at Iggy and got himself spun upside down with a wild arm wrench! The crowd marveled at Iggy’s power as The Assassin Prince sauntered about the ring. IGNATIUS Big Apple!!!! “YYYYEAAAAAAA!” IGNATIUS Let me hear you roar! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Angered, Jose ran into Iggy for a lockup. Naturally, the cruiserweight struggled against the big man. Struggled like Kyrie understainding ninth grade Biology. But, Pike reached over the ropes and belted Iggy in the back of the head. With that assist, Jose showed Iggy Smoldering Passion with a snap ddt! JOSE (to Titania) You see something you like, mama? TITANIA RENEE This is turning into Raw Is Man-Whore! Hehehh,I’m funnier than Dreamy and Reject think I am! Even though JOSE IS GAY, he can’t accept being shot down. Thus with a annoyed huff he tagged in The Ruler of The Galaxy! The big boys went it at right away with Pike grabbing a headlock. They jostled over that for bit, until Ignatius sent Pike into the ropes. Both men kept colliding with shoulder tackles, neither willing to go down! PIKE I’M THE RUELR! IGNATIUS Look at me pal, and look at you. You’re lucky I let you breathe my air, let you walk the stairs I climbed. I don’t remember you and I being equals, little brother. Well that set Pike off majorly. Red in the face he trapped Iggy in another headlock. But the Georgia native found out Ignatius was a lot more agile than he thought when Iggy slipped out the hold. The Assassin Prince shoved Pike into the faces’ corner. We got a tag and Pike got tagged with a few body blows from The Shell Gang founders RENEE That’s a lot of man hitting Pike! Wesley went low, I mean really, really, really, low with a boot to Pike! REJECT Yo, what the fuck? That’s why women can’t be referees. If Rikishi was out here he would know what kind cheap shot that was. Pike writhed on the mat in pain, a giant cut down to size by a blow that might cut Pike’s giant down to size! On the other hand, Wes was pretty gleeful over Pike’s suffering… REJECT Simon was never like that. Simon was a take care of business type of wrestler. RENEE Folks, we know Simon wasn’t always there for Wesley. Wesley developed a lot of techniques Wesley uses. They didn’t come from Simon. Wicked Wes let Pike rise on his own power, just so the South Carolina native could drill him with a discus punch! REJECT Two southern boys going at it. Wes from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina and Pike from Savannah, Georiga. Pike is a Hawks fan, but I don’t hold it against him. RENEE It’s hard to picture Pike sitting down to watch The Hawks play The Hornets. Those who like their boys tall and dark got hyped thanks to Madrid’s favorite son earning tag. The faces (The Insiders?) sent Pike into the ropes and levelled him with a double big boot! REJECT Simple but effective. Renee, few things hurt more than running face-first into a size 14 boot. RENEE Size 14? Wow. Imagine how big their…uh…nevermind. Cover… ONE! TWO! A kickout! If you like your boys sarcastic and a little sadistic you’re in luck: Welsey tagged himself back in! Wicked Wes hit the ropes only to be drilled in the lower back by Jose’s knee! Revenge? Not on Pike’s watch; The Ruler of The Galaxy tossed Wes through the ropes! RENEE Both of these teams are former TMW tag team champions. Obviously, Wes and Ignatius have more singles accomplishments. REJECT Renee, you know and I know, the better TEAM is Jose and Pike. I don’t care how good a friends Ignatius and Wes are. Pike and Jose are the most excellent pair to arrive in New York since since Jeter and A-Rod. On the outside, Jose acted more like Cactus Jack, using the guardrail and steel steps to punish Wes! But, Titania kept warning Jose and those warnings kept falling upon deaf ears. RENEE I get Titnaia doesn’t want this match to end in DQ; no one does, but enough is enough. REJECT If this match ends in a DQ my city will riot. Adding to the litany of issues: the arrival of THE MYSTERY WOMAN WITH THE LEAD PIPE! RENEE It’s Sarge’s friend! REJECT Hold on, hold on. Sergeant Holt has never said a nice word about this crazy bitch. She’s just one of your Raw Is Whore Fluffers, trying to get on TV. Officials tried to shoe the woman back, but how can you argue with a deranged camo wearing lead pipe wielder? “GET THE FUCK OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!” Back in the ring, Wes kept dealing with The Showstoppa. Wes thought he had Jose for a Razor’s Edge, but the Texan countered with a back slide pin! ONE! TWO! Kickout! On their feet, Wes tried for a scoop slam that Jose easily countered into a small package! ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! Pike got the tag, entering the ring to a sour reception. The fans’ mood got worse when Pike fed Wes into Jose’s spinning wheel kick! RENEE Wow! Jose looked like a gazelle! REJECT I say he looked more like a bird of prey. Wes fought upright, hammering both Pike and Jose with heavy blows. But, Pike got behind Wes and drilled him with a devastating full nelson slam! RENEE Rebel Yell! REJECT I don’t want to say I taught him that move. But, I did teach him that move. Cover… ONE! TWO! Wes got the shoulder up! “WICKED WES! WICKED WES! WICKED WES!” Pike loaded up to deal significant damage, rolling his neck and pumping his shoulders. But when he got Wes in hopes of hitting a powerbomb, Wicked Wes countered with an Alabama Slam! “OOOOOOOOOHHHHH” REJECT With the crowd still hollering and roaring over the incredible feat of might, Wes dove to tag in Ignatius! IGNATIUS Make your move, boys. I dare you. I double dare you. Not one to back down from a challenge, Pike went hard with clubbing forearms! But the slightly bigger Ignatius sent his Georgian foe tumbling to the mat with a flapjack into a European uppercut! Renee A Very Spanish Uppercut! But, Ignaitus wasn’t prepared for Jose! And the handsome grappler knocked the other handsome grappler silyl with a missile dropkick! ‘BBBOOOOOOOOO!” JOSE SHUT UP! The crowd, oddly enough, didn’t shut up! That just further made Jose angry. The public was left to watch Jose drill Iggy in the back with a senton! In short order, Pike came through with five straight stomps to Ignatius’ lower back. Reject Fatigue has to be setting in for Ignatius. Pike tossed a loppy Ignatius into the ropes. The cruel cables spat the Spaniard into a grizzly gore! RENEE Smoking Gun! Smoking Gun! Cover… ONE! TWO! THREE!!! NO!!!!! IGGY WITH THE KICKOUT! “IGGY! IGGY! IGGY!” JOSE SHUT UP! Jose took the tag and made good use of his presence, wailing away at Iggy’s back with stomps. The Spaniard laid on the mat in pain as Jose came off the top with an elbow drop to the back! The cover… ONE! TWO! THREE!! NO!! ONCE AGAIN, IGNATIUS GOT THE SHOULDER UP! Wes entered the ring, looking to fight, legal man be damnded! But Titania got in his way, leading Pike to terrorize Iggy with boots and fists. RENEE Wes could just push Titania out the way. But I guess sometimes he’s a nice guy. Nice guys finish last and nice guys get their friends ass kicked! Wes found that out thanks to Pike slashing Ignatius with a rolling chop to the throat. “PIKE LIKES TO SWALLOW! PIKE LIKES TO SWALLOW! PIKE LIKES SWALLOW” JOSE You know from experience?! “…………….” Back to more important things, Pike took down Ignatius with a back suplex. As the former Galaxy champ groaned in pain, Pike sought to finish his Anglemania 20. The Ruler of The Galaxy latched onto Ignatius with a bear hug! REJECT You so those muscles rippling on Pike’s biceps, you see his delts, you see his triceps and lats? RENEE Are you sure you’re just his godfather? Homootic comments aside, Pike grunted and strained as he held Iggy tightly. But you can only hold 277 pounds for so long! The Spaniard fought his way free to the crowd’s glee. Marks wet themselves as Ignatius delivered a big boot straight from Madrid! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Though pained, Igniatus fell back to tag Wicked Wes! “YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” REJECT I hate to say this, but this match is as good as nay match The New New Midnight Expres had, and better than any match Teddy Buckworth and Simon Singleton had! Forget Triple H, Wes hit like a sledgehammer. Well he would have if Titania had seen the tag past Jose’s ranting! The crowd howeled, meweled,, jeered, and cursed as Wes was sent back to his corner. Jose, however, liked the call… REJECT Renee, all you idiots at home, we’re seeing who the real power was in The Shell Gang. RENEE We are? I remember Pike hitting The Smoking Gun on Blanchefleur to take her out. On accident. Then Pike hit The Smoking Gun on Ignatius when he had Fabian beat for The Galaxy Title. Again on accident. Pike WALLOPED Ignatius with clubbing forearms. The Georiga native did enough damage to sit The Assasin Prince on the top rope! RENEE Big Men going up! Going up and coming down! Cameras flashed and screams filled the air as Pike delivered a mammoth superplex! Cover… ONE! TWO! No1 Kickout! “IGGY! IGGY! IGGY!” JOSE I told you TO SHUT UP! Just to spite Jose the crowd grew louder. With their wild singing and chanting, Ignatius painfully pulled himself upright. Yet he pulled himself into the line of fire as Pike scooped him over his shoulders. Lot of man to carry! And too much for Pike as Ignatius slipped out the hold and promptly delivered a side Russian leg sweep! RENEE There’s that Maddix fight! REJECT Maddix fight? I remember Landon running away al the time. Ignatius crawled to his corner, and with the whole Galaxy behind him, tagged in Wesley! “YYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAA!” Wes came in with the anger of someone who lost the remote! If Pike was Wes’ wife, we’d have Wicked Wes arrested for domestic violence! Slapping, punching, choking, kicking, someone call the authorities on Wesley! RENEE The Galaxy wanted some intensity out of Wesley! Here it is! Jose hopped on Welsey’s back to end his parade of blows. A bad idea as Wesley flipped Jose to the ground! JOSE Ah! Fuck! Wicked Wes grabbed Jose by his gorgeous locks…. JOSE No, no, no, let go! And FLUNG HIM ACROSS THE RING! REJECT Even WWE Diva offense can be deadly in the hands of a 6’3 250 pounder! Jose staggered upright, more concerned about his looks than anything else. Unfortunately, that poor judgment got him big booted over the ropes by The Assassin Prince! RENEE It’s the Prince who reigns tonight! REJECT Not so fast, Renee! Jose crawled upright, using one of the Nigerian announcers for help. But the foreigner couldn’t protect The Showstoppa from Iggy. The Spaniard hurled a monitor past the Nigerians and hit Jose in the nose! REJECT Yo, what the fuck?! How can he do that? Get some damn order! Ignaitus had no time for that as threw Jose into the crowd! REJECT That cat is a bully! You weigh almost as one hundred pounds more than Jose, and your’e attacking him in the stands! Yes, he was was Ignaitus took Jose apart in front of the expensive seats! RENEE Ignaitus was Jose’s leader, he was Jose’s boss, and he’s showing Jose who he is! Back in the ring, Pike pounded Wesley in the corner. But Pike’s splash was blocked by a raised boot and followed up with a lariat! Pike still rolled upright, although with blurred vision. So he saw two of Wes as the Wicked one came in and drilled him with a high knee! WESLEY I got an AfterParty with Adelphe and Pierette to hit! So let’s put this shit away! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAA!” REJECT If it’s a party with PIerette I’d rather stay at the fucking hotel. Wes hit the ropes with a plan to use his mushroom stomp finisher. Problem! The weird chick with the lead pipe! She sued that pipe to wack Wes in the small of the back! It did just enough damage for Pike to surge forward and tear through Wes with a gore!!! RENEE Smoking Gun! Smoking Gun! Cover… ONE! TWO!! THREEE!!!!!! Winners: Pike Pantera and Jose Cantu-Si, via pinfall! RENEE An incredible upset at Anglemania 20! REJECT There’s no upset, Renee! I knew the skill level of Pike and Jose. I knew- RENEE You knew that awful woman would use her lead pipe on Wesley? REJECT I factor in all possibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 We see Painbow at the FAMOUS RUCKER PARK, home of many basketball and hip-hop legendary events here in NYC. The rainbow haired thug even wears the jersey The Knicksg gave him when drafted. A jersey he never played a game in. PAINBOW Blaine Cayleey from New York City by way of Beaumaris, Wale. Fuck you and the bitch that you love. Lemme say that again, whiteboy, Baine Cayley from New York City by way of Beaumaris, Wales, fuck you and the bitch that you love. I dropped my addy a year ago and all year long on your Facebook for you to slide through. And you deleted it. Don’t talk that ol goofy wrestler shit to me. Then ask for a War Games so you got 4 other niggas watching your back. You can never beat me, whiteboy! I dropped the addy nigga and you deleted the post. I will not let punk motherfuckers like you try me! I talk it! I want it! I been in Thompson, Georgia for all 26 years of my damn life. Now, I gotta come to your town? The Knicks town? Now, I got your destiny in my hands, bitch white boy. And if you on Blaine’s team or you family, I got rounds for you niggas! Don’t come in no cages copping pleas…naw, brother, we don’t wanna fight…I DO! I wanna fight niggas like you! I been in Thompson, Georgia all my life! I drive a white Range Rover, bulletproof for niggas like you! But, I gotta come to your town? To the Knicks town? It’s grind time on a whiteboy! Fuck you and the one that you love! I say it, I mean it, I stand on it, bitch whiteboy! You worthy of death, Cayley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Buuuuuut, The Lion himself didn’t even bother to watch this message. Instead we find… BLAINE CAYLEY, brushing his long, gorgeous locks while listening to…. SAMMI CAYLEY BLAINE I don’t like repeating myself. It wastes precious oxygen the plants need. SAMMI That is made up science…and who cares? I do not need your permission to accompany you to the ring! BLAINE Strange. I would have assumed that’s exactly what you needed since it is my match. SAMMI I’m always at your side! BLAINE I thought Brea discussed this with you? SAMMI Brea? BLAINE If you want to be tag team partners you need to communicate better. Like myself and Spencer, SAMMI Are you not taking me seriously? BLAINE I’ll take you however I please…after I beat Painbow. Kiss for luck. We see the iciest kiss ever given! If that’s a kiss for luck, Sammi, wish this producer a lifetime of misfortune! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 ***WAR GAMES 2021: The Pride (Captain Blaine Cayley, Marty Fox, TurboWolf. Luther Mandela, Storm Bellmare) Vs Here Comes The Painbow (Captain Painbow, The Bounty Hunter, Lawson Belle, Money Marc Benett, and Conan “Coco” Chanel)*** LILLIAN Ladies and Deviants, this is WAR GAMES! For the first time since 2014, five men will step in two cages and two rings! The only exit is by making a member of the opposition surrender! “HEAR ME ROAR! HEAR ME ROAR! HEAR ME ROAR!” RENEE Wow, it sounds like New York is cheering for Blaine. I thought someone told me they’d boo him out of the building? Now, who could have said that? LILLIAN There will be five periods, each punctuated by a new man entering the fight! At the end of the first period, the referee flips a coin to determine what team will send the next entrant. Following that we alternate team’s entry until everyone is in the cages. When all eight men are in the battleground then it will be time to fight to the bitter end! REJECT I’m as bloodthirsty as the Deviants. Give them hell! RENEE As decided earlier today, the captains of THE PRIDE and HERE COMES THE PAINBOW will begin the match! “Mystik Syles” by 3 6 Mafia summoned Painbow…. Ah yea We finna get readyTo bump that "Smoked out, loced out" part twoMystic Stylez, Three 6 mafia in da hoeWe finna do that dat sheeeeeit... Mafia, Mafia, Mafia, MafiaMafia, Mafia, Mafia, MafiaMafia, Mafia, Mafia, MafiaMafia, Mafia, Mafia, Mafia LILLIAN Introducing the CAPTAIN OF TEAM HERE COMES THE PAIN…from Thompson, Georgia…he is THE LAST REAL…UHHH…N WORD…ALIVE…HE IS A TWO TIME GALAXY CHAMPION….PAAAAAINNBBBBOWWWW!” “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE We know the story of Painbow: a man who fought all his life in Thompson, Georgia, a man who went on to star at the University of Georgia as a two sport athlete, a man drafted by The New York Knicks. But he has only come to Madison Square Garden, the home of The Knicks as a a TMW superstar. REJECT Because James Dolan is a fucking moron. Look at that man, Renee. Look at him! He is in the top .001 percent of athletes! 6’8, 264 pounds, in his athletic prime! Like I was the best athlete in the OAOAST, he is the best athlete in TMW. RENEE You were the best athlete in OAOAST? Uh-huh. The crowd rose to their feet as “BLOOD BROTHER” by Zed’s Dead brought out the hometown hero… Years go, limit some once fast Swallowing the past Making something last I've seen you at your lowest of low Watching your demons grow Struggle you won't show Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me LILLIAN And introducing THE CAPTAIN OF THE LION…returning to his hometown of NEW YORK CITY… “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!” LILLIAN He is a two time OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, a former GALAXY CHAMPION….THE LION…BLAAAAINNNEE CAAAAYLLLEYYYY! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE He won’t get a pop. He’s not a real New Yorker. No one likes Blaine in this city. He ain’t real. He about that New York life. Who said that to me? I can’t remember. But it was someone. Just don’t know who?? REJECT ……….. DING DNG DING RENEE Two rings, two cages, ten men, a fight to a deadly finish! WAR GAMES 2021! Blaine was in one ring, and Painbow was in another. A simple solution would be for one to come to the others ring. Right? Nothing is simple in TMW. PAINBOW Get in this ring, boyy! BLAINE Hmmmm? You have working legs, you are in your athletic prime, you come to my ring. PAINBOW Nah, whiteboy. It’s fuck you then and it’s fuck you now. Get over them ropes so I can fuck you up, whiteboy. BLAINE Is that the way you ask a gal on a date? PAINBOW Yo, fuck you, faggot! RENEE You can-t SAY=- PAINBOW Shut your old ass up, bitch! Ay, whiteboy you violating extra hard? BLAINE Hmmm? Is that slang you use in the Atlanta LGBT community? What would you like me to violate extra hard? There’s a fist time for everything. Though for you, sweet prince, I’m guessing this would be a 100th time for everything. PAINBOW Yo, fuck you and your faggot fuck shit! I don’t play with niggas like you! BLAINE You prefer the brawnier types? I am a bit slim. Sammi likes it it, though. PAINBOW Yo, fuck all that, you faggot ass ho ass whiteboy! BLAINE Not a ho, I give my servies away for dinner and a rose from my darling sister. PAINBOW Naw, fuck that! I swear to god when you get into this ring I will beat the fuck outta you! On Piru! BLAINE If that’s my future why would I ever leave my ring? PAINBOW I don’t play with niggas like you! On Piru! Bitch ass white boy! Whiteboy, fuck you! It’s been a year, whiteboy! I killed motherfuckers for less! BLAINE Alright, OG. PAINBOW Don’t OG me, whiteboy! I got my say so, you ain’t running nothing, I’m serious as shit, don’t come to my ring talking about faggot shit. BLAINE You’ve been in the same building as me at least once a week, for four years, And now you’ve got cold feet. I never realized my own beauty! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! RENEE Well, that was different! RJEECT These two are too proud to do what they’ve been dying to do for a year. I’ve never seen anything like this. The coin tossappearss on the video screen, each side with a pic of the captains. Aaaan it lands on……HERE COMES THE PAINBOW! REJECT You’re fucked now, Cayley! Who you gonna fight against? Your future is a short one, Cayley! Bring up the dead It's time to get WICKED~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!! RENEE Uh-oh! The L-Train is in service in New York City! Former Galaxy champ, and MMA fighter, Lawson Belle CHARGED towars War Games with the speed of an actual subway train. REJECT Unlike the subway’s in NYC, you can count on Lawson to work! Blaine met Lawson and the two began throwing BIG PUNCHES. The bigger, more well trained Lawson got a hold of Blaine and pitched him into Painbow’s ring! PAINBOW Praise god and thank the lord for your faggot ass life, pussy! LAWSON Heh. In unison, Lawson and Painbow beat on Blaine worse than Pedro Martinez beat on that old Yankees coach. When they had the back of Blaine’s head bleeding, they tossed him head first into he steel cage! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” LAWSON What do we call you now, goldilocks? RENEE Ruby locks. PAINBOW Ain’t no one talking to you, middle aged ass bitch, shut the fuck up. Tired of your old ass running your mouth, bitch. RENEE Eeep! The L-Train stashed Blaine in the corner where he waylaid him with knees to the clinch. In perfect concert, the heels then dropped Blaine with a Lawson led spike pile driver! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” REJECT I don’t like Belles, but Lawson and Painbow have got this thing working. RENEE Lawson came in and got Painbow to focus. We see a nervous Sammi watching backstage, furiously rubbing her shoulders. She gets some relief as The Lion slashes Lawson with a paw to the face! Lawson goes reeling, curisng at his mistreatment. Worse: Blaine hooked him for Cruel Intentions 2! RENEE Already? The hometown fans rose to their feet for their very own! But Painbow derailed their joy and saved The L-Train with a big boot! RENEE That Bitch Kicks! PAINBOW Go suck a dick you old faggot ass pussy ass niggas! That’s how I woke up today, suck my dick! That got the crowd riled up, apparently they forgot Painbow’s three month-long service to the Knicks. REJECT That’s something you don’t do in New York. Never invite another man to your dick! As a true New Yorker Blaine felt the same. He rose, unsteadily, but swinging wildly. The Lion caught Painbow with a few swipes. But his offense ended due to Lawson hitting a tornado DDT! REJECT Cayley has that history of concussions. They say one concussion is too many. Blaine has had three. A fourth? Maybe as Lawson dropped the knee onto Blaine’s bleeding cut! Now we saw Sammi pacing and muttering. Even the appearance of the signal for the next arrival didn’t help her! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! RENEE Who do we have? Reject All I can say is Blaine better hope it’s Wolf or Luther! What you wanna do baby? Where you wanna go? I'll take you to the moon baby, I'll take you to the floor I'll treat you like a real lady, no matter where you goJust give me some time baby, cause you know Even when we're apart I know my heart is still there with you 5 more hours till the night is ours and I'm in bed with you LAWSON REJECT I hate Belles, but this deserves a laugh! Marty Fox?! Marty Fox! RENEE There’s no reason to go all Wesley Singleton here. Marty has one of the best win-loss records of 2021! REJECT Which is amass a win-loss record that only looks good because you beat The Bounty Hunter, because The Young Cucks are morons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Lawson and Reject might have doubted Marty, but The Galaxy didn’t. They urged the fast running teen icon into the ring. But, this is A MAN’S WORLD, and the youngster found himself immediately clobbered by Painbow! “KILL SOME TIME! KILL SOME TIME! KILL SOME TIME!” RENEE The fans are urging Marty to do what he does best! Marty swung and swung hard, shades of Roger Maris! But unlike Maris, Marty struck out as Painbow pitched him into the cage lawn dart style! PAINBOW Fuck is wrong with ya’ll niggas? Ya’ll internet geek ass nerd niggas. Getcha ass off the net and come here and suck this five star black dick. REJECT Seven stars in the Tokyo Dome. Blaine fought for his honor, maybe not internet geek honor, and threw his whole body into Painbow! The near 100 pound weight difference didn’t help Blaine; we watched Painbow shrug him off and throw him into the corner! But before Painbow could attack, Marty took him out with a soccer style slide tackle! RENEE Hey, Marty’s been watching Krista’s old UCLA games! REJECT And he would be the first person to watch a college women’s soccer game by choice. Lawson sprung into action, joining Painbow and in hammering Marty to the ground with stomps. Sadly for them, their joyful assault met an end thanks to Blaine coming off the top with a corkscrew cross body! With blood staining his blond hair,The Lion hit the ropes…arriving just in time to nail Painbow with a Welsh Press! BLAINE Five stars? “PROMOTION OF THE YEAR! PROMOTION OF THE YEAR! PROMOTION OF THE YEAR!” BLAINE Unless that delivers a raise that doesn’t do much for yours truly, does it? Though how much money do I really need? REJECT That glib act should get his pretty boy face knocked off! Which is exactly what Painbow tried to do with another big boot! This time, Blaine rolled under, forcing the former Knick to land in a straddle on the top rope. BLAINE Little Cub? You’re capable of inhumane acts of violence, I hope. Fine time to ask, I suppose. Join me. Marty picked up things right away as he and Blaine began rocking Painbow’s crotch on the rope….that sounded way different than I intended. REJECT That’s a typical Belle. Useful when it’s all going well, nowhere to be seen when things go bad. Lawson /= December, thus The L-Train bumrushed Marty and Blaine. The duo stood their ground and combined to drop Lawson with a slightly less than coordinated double dropkick. REJECT Blaine and Marty have never worked together until this moment. Hell, I doubt Blaine shakes Marty’s hand when Blaine sees him. I bet he calls Marty an “underneath guy.” RENEE No, he calls him Little Cub. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! RENEE New kid time! Coco Chanel, you ain't really 'bout it, I can tellCoco Chanel, can you keep your hands to yourself?Coco Chanel, double-C lock on the beltCoco Chanel, Coco Chanel RENEE Conan “Coco” Chanel, from Los Angeles, California, heir to the Coco Chanel empire! REJECT And 6’0 and 230 pounds! That’s three men on Here Comes The Pain, well over 200 pounds going against two men UNDER 200 pounds. The Pride felt that ill effect right away as Coco drilled a rushing Marty with a lariat! COCO Garbage. Kill yourself. BLAINE Be kind. It’s Halloween, Coffee Bean. COCO Halloween? A waste of precious time enjoyed by the likes of you, filth, BLAINE The names Blaine, not filth... Is it a trick you want or a treat? Whichever it is your heart desires...I'll see it done. The rich kids circled each other with Coco quickly shooting at Blaine’s legs! He got The Lion onto his shoulders! But that was all he did as Blaine swung about and hit him with a flatliner! “MOST OUTSTANDING WRESTLER! MOST OUTSTANDING WRESTLER! MOST OUTSTANDING WRESTLER!” RENEE I guess the Observer awards are set, Coco used the ropes to pull himself upright with glaze settling over his eyes. This led to immense pain as Blaine threw him onto the other ring! Coco landed on his feet….and then left those feet thanks to Blaine’s springboard hurricanrana! REJECT Bad move on Blaine’s part. He needs to conserve that energy. It’s a long match. It could be a short one for Blaine as Lawson grabbed him by the neck and brought him down with an inverted DDT! To add to the concussion worries, Lawson delivered three straight stomps to Blaine’s head! And backstage, shaking her head in despair, was Sammi. REJECT If she can’t watch this she needs to go home. We don’t need to keep seeing her crying face. RENEE You’re a jerk! Lawson wore Blaine down with chops in the corner. Red welts rose on Blaine’s chest just in time for Conan to get his licks in! Meanwhile Painbow repeatedly tossed Marty back first into the cage! REJECT Not a single person under 200 pounds in the ring for Here Comes The Painbow. RENEE What will you say when The Bounty Hunter enters? REJECT Yo, chill, that man has priors. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! RENEE Help is coming for The Pride! I can't afford the price I pay, and I can't even pay the rent They're coming at me every way and there's no letting upI'm frightened by the threats they makeTake me down, and they'll bury me and if I run they'llChase me back again, drag me before I make the break RENEE The former Galaxy Champion, The Trailblazer,STORM BELLMARE! REJECT The Trailblazer? Good name. He reminds me of Dame Lilliard. Big talkers, who want credit for not doing shit they could have done. Storm came to Blaine’s rescue, his dropsaults knocking Coco and Lawson on their backs! “WHAT’S THE WHEATHER? CHANCE OF STORM! WHAT’S THE WEATHER? “CHANCE OF STORM!” Painbow hated that chant so much, he came right after Storm! RENEE Fun fact: Painbow won his first Galaxy Title by beating Storm Bellmare. A repeat of that time? Not exactly as Storm hit Painbow with a Triple H style knee crusher! Dazed, Painbow faceplanted thanks to a leg sweep by the Redwood City, Cali native! The misery continued for Painbow as Storm dropped a springboard leg drop! STORM Let’s get it LIT, NYC! REJECT A tranny hyping up people in 3000 dollar seats. The gentrifiers won. Elsewhere Marty came back to life with a surge of forearms aimed at Lawson’s chin. Alas, Lawson had a chin of granite and resisted damage! But that didn’t stop Marty from whipping Lawson away….right into the whipped-by-Blaine Coco Chanel! Both men toppled to the canvas, to the crowd’s glee! RENEE The “little guys” are working pretty well, eh, Reject. All three of the slender hunks made their way to the top rope. That led the fans who weren’t already standing to rise in booming anticipation. And what a treat MSG got! Triple moonsaults landed to a resounding yell of triumph from the sold out venue! RENEE They’re doing more than working well! Suddenly, Blaine went down thanks to a chair shot from MONEY MARC BENETT! RENEE What?! Hey! The buzzer never sounded! REJECT And? RENEE And he’s not allowed to enter yet! REJECT And? RENEE And he has a chair?! REJECT Oh. While, Reject brushed the illegalites off, Referee Clem V tried to send Money Marc backstage. But ever the entitled one, Money Marc ignored Clem in order to waylay Storm with the chair! Blood instantly appeared above Storm’s eyebrows, running into his chocolate brown eyes. REJECT Send Storm backstage if he can’t see he can’t compete! Marty wowed the crowd (and annoyed Marc) by spin kicking the chair out of Marc’s hands. As the buzzer went off for a man already present, Marty belted that villain with chops. The blows failed to damage the Austin, Texas native. This led Money Marc to drill Marty with a sitout side slam….onto the steel chair! “OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Marty has been Held Down and laid down on a steel chair! Recovered, and growling with anger, Lawson laid into Marty with a parade of stomps to the rib. Elsewhere Painbow choked The Lion on the ropes! PAINBOW I’m a fucking gangsta, you pussy ass wrestling ass nigga! Get ya life up! Storm came to Blaine’s rescue, battering Painbow with kicks to the knees. The Cali native even managed to shoot Painbow into far corner. But, size prevailed as Painbow quickly tore through Storm with a body avalanche! RENEE All that weight, all that muscle, all that black beef…uhhh what a move! PAINBOW Whatchu ever done besides cutting your nuts off, whiteboy? I beat yo ass for the belt, I’m a beat yo ass for fun now. You ain’t got no mob ties, we are the mob, fucking faggots! RENEE What a jerk! REJECT Knicks Tape! Lawson got Painbow’s mouth to stop working and his fists to start acting; the vile pair went to town on Marty’s ribs with The Time Killer pressed against the ring posts. REJECT Lawson and Painbow make a great pair. Lawson gets Painbow to focus. If James Dolan wasn’t such a dickhead we’d have found someone like Lawson to help Painbow. RENEE So you think hiring a sociopath to life-coach a psychopath would get you past The Heat? Or even in the playoffs?! REJECT Fuck you, Canadian. We see the makings of a beautiful pairing as both hot-headed brawlers Painbow and Lawson drop Marty with thrust kicks to the ribs! The anguish is written clearly on Marty’s grimacing face. REJECT That kid has taken a lot of body blows tonight. There’s got to be some internal bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Blaine came to fight, blood and concussions be damnded! He came on swinging at every member of Here Comes The Pain with the crowd singing praises of his bravery. But, Sammi sat white faced as Money Marc levelled him with a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH” RENEE That’s Money Marc’s finisher! REJECT And the match is still going. Hahahhaha, I love it! MONEY MARC Who better than, Money Marc?! BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZT I'ma get that pussy right here!!!! RENEE Is Luther Mandela better than Money Marc? Is he good enough to handle the impossible odds in those two rings? REJECT Luther Mandella is a fighter, plain and simple. He has been wrestling 27 years, that’s longer than anyone in that ring has been alive. Hell, that’s longer than most of the locker room. Hell, it’s longer than me! I started after him and retired before him. RENEE But he enters new territory tonight. His first War Games. Money Marc, with a smug smile, held the door open for Luther. MONEY MARC We’re all waiting for ya, bud. Not the brightest of moves by Money Marc; Luther swung him to the ground with a cross arm breaker so fast you’d think Roger Clemens hurled a fastball! MONEY MARC Help! Help! Coco came to rescue his partner but had to rescue himself, instead! Why? Because Luther lit him up with jabs and hooks! REJECT That’s not a “wrestler doing strikes,” that’s a trained boxer doing strikes. Within moments, Luther was bouncing his fists off Coco and Money Marc’s head. But all good things end; including Luther’s run; Lawson took him down with a chop block! PAINBOW Ol coon ass nigga, ain’t no one want you and your old head energy,coon. Take yo ass to bed, old nigga, watch some Good Times, talk about DYNOMITE with yo JJ coon ass, old nigga. While Painbow trashed talked, Lawson dissected Luther. Not literally! That would be gross. But The L-Train did work over Luther’s knees. PAINBOW Old ass nigga with them rickety knees, real niggas don’t move like you, begging white women to let you sniff their panties, coon ass old ass faggot, suck my dick. Uhhh elsewhere Money Marc and Coco repeatedly slammed Marty back first into the steel cage! REJECT Frankly, if that kid didn’t have internal bleeding when I first said it, he has it the second time I say it! Realized, a chair was within reach! Foolish Money Marc left it behind. If only he could summon the strength to get it. Buuuuutt…. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT Wanna take the words You're speaking off your tongue Pull color from the summer skies Wanna make the birds Forget all of their songs Pull wings off all the butterflies RENEE Ugh. Just. Ugh. This guy is a world class- REJECT Yo, chill, Renee, he has justifiable homicides, we don’t want that smoke! Fortunately instead of killing people, Painbow’s final team member was focused on stepping on the chair Blaine wanted. TBH You didn’t need this did you? BLAINE I don’t suppose an autographed 8x10 would be a fair trade? TBH You know the way to my heart! So TBH let Blaine have the chair. Like really. REJECT The fuck kind of urelaible help is that? RENEE I’m guessing The Bounty Hunter doesn’t actually want to do any work! Renee’s guess was right as TBH sort of, kind of, just a little bit edged out the cage. Just enough to be out of reach for a chair swinging New Yorker! New Yorker’s may see fights every day on the Subway but they never saw a live Lion! The king of the jungle bashed Painbow’s head so hard his hair went back to his natural color! MONEY MARC Where’d he get the chair?! LAWSON You left it unattended, moron! MONEY MARC Why didn’t you tell me I did? LAWSON How the fuck did you forget?! RENEE Uh, aren’t they blaming the wrong person? TBH Neheheheehehe! RENEE Hey! Now he’s ordering cotton candy! Coco at least had the werewithal to act and wrangled the chair out of Blaine’s hands. Little good that did! Storm sent Coco flying into New Jersey with a single arm underhook hip toss. Trust me it’s cooler than it sounds! “YYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE The Wind Shear ripped through Conan “Coco” Chanel! REJECT Are all his moves weather-themed? RENEE Uh, dude, his name is STORM! Blaine retrieved the chair and swung it with lethal effect against Painbow’s lower back. A giant bruise appeared as Painbow sunk to his knees. BLAINE Nice position, rather suits you. I won’t take advantage of you, but I don’t plan on being gentle! Naturally, Blaine swung the chair and struck his rival in the ass! REJECT Yo, he hit him in the butt! Blaine would have strucl again were not for THE BOUNTY HUNTER slashing him across the neck with a spin kick! RENEE White Lies! REJECT This isn’t a white lie, Bounty Hunter; you just locked yourself in two cages when the werewolf who hates your guts is about to appear! TBH And speaking of… BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! Apocalypse, prepare as you approach the edgePrometheus, into the flesh you carve the pledgeDeceivers, eternal howling of your needsParadise, the serpent laughing as it bleeds Darkness, judgement shall beginHeretic topped with a skeletal grinBlood lust, thieves and reptiles risePunishment, damned under blackened ey RENEE Straight out of the bayou of Louisiana! He’s survived abuse, hurricanes, witches, vampires, zombies and motorcycle gangs! REJECT It’s fitting that with TurboWolf’s arrival the real War Games begins! RENEE That’s right, folks. Now we’re down to the brutality of war! Submit or Surrender! TBH I’m draft dodging! TBH tried to escape….through the door. Obviously this allowed TW to kick the little dude’s ass without much effort. The Pasadena native went into every corner thanks to TW mercilessly tossing him around BOTH RINGS! CROWD Been around the ring na nana And Bounty Hunter been playa hated I don't know and I don't know why Why they want Bounty Hunter faded I don't know why they hate him Is it his ladies Or our drop Mercedes Baby, baby REJECT Hell yeah! My city keeping it drill with that Biggie! Real NYC legend, not like Cayley! RENEE My god, you all really are stuck in 1995. Move on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Things broke down in ways Clem V could not possibly control! Blaine and Painbow successfully rammed each other through the cage door! To the crowd's shock and horror, a collection of flesh, bone, and stell tumbled onto the thin ring mats! REJECT What the fuck did that lock do? What if we had to cage a tiger? What then? RENEE Why would we cage a tiger? REJECT Fine. What if we had to cage Cassidy? And throw her in the ocean? Painbow’s superior strength allowed him to recover first. With that advanyage he dropped the dislodged steel door directly on Blaine’s bleeding head! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE The point of War Games was to keep the violence contained in a control environment! REJECT That isn’t how war works! War is a plague and it spreads, Renee! TBH Well, if the option is there, I’m just gonna skedaddle! TBH took off, which everyone guessed he’d do. But he had a werewolf hot on his fancy little heels! Luckily, TW wasn’t in werewolf form so TBH had a few seconds of security. When those seconds were up, TW press slammed our cutest wrestler into the cotton candy vendor! RENEE That’s just insulting. IN THE CAGE LIKE OBEDIENT WRESTLERS, Lawson and Storm brawled for it all! RENEE We saw these two compete last year at Anglemania 19! REJECT Belle got the win but it might be Bellmare’s turn! Storm thought so as he tried to trap Lawson’s leg for his sunsert flip pile driver finisher. But Storm was no BAD BUNNY for Lawson revered things into the dreaded ANKLE LOCK! RENEE There it is! The move made famous by Ken Shmarock and Kurt Angle, now used by The L-Train! It even beat Reject at Angleslam! REJECT Fucking, Canadian. Storm was thiiiiis close to tapping out before Luther hammered Lawsonw with a running knee! Knocked loopy, Lawson fell into Luther’s arms for a sleeper hold! REJECT Leave it to the 27 year vet! You don’t need anything fancy to win, you just need to win. Luther had Lawson on the edge of a nightmare. But that edge moved miels away thanks to Coco Chanel smacking Luther in the back with a steel chair! The Brit sunk to the ground, gasping for air. CONAN Human garbage. You disgust me. Meet your end. TBH Can I borrow that? Before Conan could use the chair on Luther, the returned Bounty Hunter took it! TBH I’ll give it right back! BIG BOOT BY TURBOWOLF!!!!!!!!!!! Such a big boot the chair went flying out of TBH’s hands and into Conan’s! RENEE See, right back. The advantage was lost for Conan, replaced by a disadvantage; Conan endured a chair to the face due to a massive big boot by TurboWolf! TW That all you got? Money Marc got it! He managed to lift TW on his shoulders in a DVD effort! But like DVD discs his effort met ruin, this due to Marty hitting him in the back with a springboard dropkick! As Money Marc painfully rose Marty left him on the mat and with brain damage thanks to a double stomp to the head! RENEE Marty riding the Hoverboard here in New York City! TW Not bad kid. Meanwhile, the whole reasons we have this match found themselves brawling onto the entrance! BLAINE Weren’t we in this exact position last Anglemania? PAINBOW Fuck outta here, whiteboy? Like I keep a journal of all the things you and I ever did together? Fuck you think I am? Do I look like the type of nigga to get fucked in the ass? BLAINE Should I answer honestly? Much more powerful, Painbow rained blow after blow upon Blaine’s bleeding and woozy head! So many blows landed they pushed the battered warrior into the the LED set. A giant right hand sent Blaine tumbling past the digital Yankee Stadium. REJECT Like Jay-Z made the Yankee hat more famous than the Yankee can, Painbow is making MSG more famous than our Knicks ever could. Fucking Dolan. At least let the kid work in the D-Leauge. We needed Painbow’s inside presence. RENEE I bet YOU need Painbow’s inside presence, if you know what I mean.. Hehhehe, good joke, Alix would be proud. Painbow had Blaine on the ropes, the type of ropes to hang a man. Except, well, Blaine disappeared. PAINBOW Yeah, stay gone, whiteboy! You can’t pull up in New York, in your own city, I own this shit nigga! Piru shit, nigga! Well, it might not be possible to even leave ringside as the stage began falling apart. First part of the Brooklyn Bridge went tumbling down. Painbow narrowly skirted it! But that put him in line for Carnige Hall to slam onto his head! PAINBOW ARRRRRGHHH WHAT THE FUCK?! BLAINE (singing) Yeah, I'm out that Brooklyn, now I'm down in Tribeca Right next to De Niro, but I'll be hood forever I'm the new Sinatra, and since I made it here I can make it anywhere, yeah, they love me everywhere! A shockingly good friend, Lawson ran to aid Painbow! Nice guys may not finish last but this nice guy got crushed beneath GRAND CENTRAL TERMINAL! REJECT This lunatic is taking apart the set!! BLAINE (singing( In New York (Ayy, aha) (Uh, yeah) Concrete jungle (Yeah) where dreams are made of There's nothin' you can't do (Yeah) (Okay) Now you're in New York (Aha, aha, aha) (Uh, yeah) These streets will make you feel brand-new (New) Big lights will inspire you (Come on) (Okay) Let's hear it for New York (You welcome, OG) (Uh) New York (Yeah), New York (Uh) (I made you hot, nigga) PAINBOW Yo, I didn’t give you an N-word pass! Maybe, Painbow should have as Blaine drops CITI FIELD on his dome! PAINBOW AAAGGHGH, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! Lawson crawled out from the wreckage of Grand Central. The connection was just too easy as Blaine dropped Penn Staton on The L-Train. RENEE It’s like Krista says, “sometimes the best gags are the obvious ones.” REJECT This isn’t a gag! That set cost 4 million! RENEE Blaine’s dad is a billionaiore he’ll cover the losses. We need Sandman Sims to sweep Painbow’s ass off the stage, especially when THE APOLLO comes from Harlem and buries the rainbow haired brawler! REJECT Daddy Cayley is gonna cover this? The same Daddy Cayley who got his sister and nieces, Nikki and Brit Boyd in trailer parks?! We living classy here as Blaine dropped THE GUGGENHEIM on Painbow! BLAINE In New York (Ayy) (Uh, yeah) Concrete jungle where dreams are made of There's nothin' you can't do (That boy good) (Okay) Now you're in New York (Welcome to the bright lights, baby) (Uh, yeah) These streets will make you feel brand-new Big lights will inspire you (Okay) Let's hear it for New York (Uh) New York (Yeah), New York (Uh) Blaine added ROCKEFELLER CENTER to Painbow’s grave. BLAINE Does dad own that building? I’ll have to ask Sammi. Where is Rikers? A fitting flower on your grave- LISA ANN Blaine stop! Stop! You’re not seeing things, the G cups and their owner have arrived to protect Painbow from the life of a invalid. BLAINE Stop? Why should I? LISA ANN Because you win! You win! Ring the bell! Ring the fucking bell! “YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!” DING DING DING WINNER: The Pride, via pinfall RENEE Well, I didn’t expect the match to end with Blaine possibly paralyzing Painbow! Blaine climbed to the top of the set, which turned out to be THE MUSEUM OF SEX (of course). Normally located on 5th Ave, today it stood surrounded by Deviants. Instead of showing our ancestors fucking, it showed how we get down today; with the entire PRIDE partying with Fluffers! REJECT Why even have rules in this promotion? Everything gets broken or altered or twisted. No match ever goes how they say it will go. I’ve seen hundreds of OAOAST tag matches end with the illegal man being pinned and no one cared. I’ve seen matches where it was one on one for a title and then a third guy shows up in the middle of the match, takes out one guy, pins him and he gets the title, and it’s just cool like that. RENEE Yeah, it was cool like that because you were that third guy! You did it to Felix Strutter and Charlie Moss! REJECT It’s crazy we let Canadians comment on boss shit. Even Brea-Brea came out to celebrate, giving Blaine a special BREA HUG! Yet, oddly enough Sammi was nowhere to be seen. But, Blaine barely seemed to notice as Brea squeezed him so tight you’d think he was a stuffed lion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 Anglemania always brings back the old timers, and this time is no exception is we get a clip of THA PURETO RICAN’S “THE PODCAST IS HERE” a podcast (obviously) with WIN GRIFFEY JR of THE BIG TYMERS! A shameless self promoter, TPR’s podcast set features nothing but pictures of his many victories of his Lightning Crew Lackeys. In fact he even has VITAMIN X doing sound. As an intern. Unpaid. TPR Win, this is your first Anglemania- WIN A shame, because I have been THAT DUDE! TPR You’re leading a new group, you just formed it a month ago, The Big Tymers. Bedrock and Steal Your Push. I know what it’s like to feel like you have to lead your guys and make sure everyone looks good. You nervous, man? WIN Naw, naw. No offense, partna, but I’m a real one. I’m the realest one on the roster. Me and Push? That’s why we came together in the first place. Cause Push is a real one. Been one, always will be one. Me and him, real ones. That’s why you got guys hating on me, shading me, putting me on blast, kicking me out the locker room. You can’t kick a man out a locker room when he has his own trailer. They hate me because they know I’m giving rubs left and right. I’m the closet thing to a time machine, because I’m Austin, Moneymaker, Reiger, Flair, Mulligan, Rock all rolled into one, partna. TPR Easy on this last one. No one, but no one, is like people’s champion…except me. WIN Wrestling is wrestling, and no one is coming to any shithole to see some 120 pound dork fight some 140 pound white kid from Iowa pretending to be a wrestler. And you know this maaaan! WIN Pembrokeshire, Jets, yo, bro, they were the type checking their Russel Simmons Rush card everyday for that 1,400 dollar stimulus. They the “call you when we need you” gods. Their type are dinosaurs. You think they would be at Anglemania if it wasn’t for The Big Tymers??! No! TPR Let’s talk Bedrock. Big ol, nasty, thing! Would you believe a caveman would work in today’s business? WIN Bedrock’s gonna retire some asses, partna. A lot of guys are lucky they bounced when they did. What is anyone gonna do to Bedrock? What is Pembrokshire gonna do when Bedrock puts him outta this business? He gonna go back to shoveling cow shit in North Dicksuckershire? What are The Jets gonna do when Bedrock puts them outta this business? Go back to their strip club routine for 55 year old Karens? TMW knows that if they don’t get with on time with Big Tymers, those jack offs will be flipping Burgers and stealing fries at Jack In The Box. They know, they know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 ***Big Tymers (Bedrock, Win Griffey Jr, and Mister Steal Yo Push) Vs Burlington Pembrokshire and The Union Jets*** Burlington took it right to Win…and I mean right to! Even as partner got his ass beat, Win promised to put a beating on Burlington. Eventually Win got his chance when Push dove to tag him in. That didn’t go well for Win! The Union Jets proceeded to work over his neck, legs and abdominal! Push got back into the affair and fared no better against the British tag team. Win merely stood on the apron and tried to prove himself as a legit badass…with shadow boxing. But, again he couldn’t withstand the offense of The Union Jets. Finally, he got in some offense…a snapmare on Burlington. But that was enough for him to hurry and tag in Bedrock! All hell proceeded to break loose! The Union Jets and Burlington proved unable to fend off a furious Bedrock, who quickly threw the trio around the ring. Win and Push managed to handle The Jets long enough for Bedrock to drill Pembrokshire with a delayed spinebuster for the win! Winner: The Big Tymers, via pinfall Post match Win had the mic WIN That it ain’t it! That ain’t it! Anglemania, you think you’re big time? This is Big Tyme and this show will only end on BIG TYME? RENEE What are they planning? REJECT I’d tell ya Lisa Ann needs to get the road agents ready to handle this crew. But the rod agents are Snot, Slime, Pigley, Anderson and Heat. But it’ll be fun to see the agents get beat up by a neanderthal. RENEE Actually, Bedrock is Homosapien. REJECT Shut up, Canadian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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