Chanel #99 Posted May 26, 2021 Report Share Posted May 26, 2021 HE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PORN AND SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS TMW! RENEE Welcome to The Boy Box as we head crashing into Anglemania 20! REJECT Let’s get this shit rocking with an Always Pimping Title match! ***TMW Always Pimpin Title: Sgt Holt W/Private Warthog Vs 2XS W/Honey Dove and Amelia Von Kruger*** 2XS entered to “Good Vibrations” It's such a good vibrationIt's such a sweet sensationIt's such a good vibrationIt's such a sweet sensation RENEE Reject, what does 2XS bring to this match that gives him an advantage? REJECT He’s a lot more resilient and can take a lot more damage than you’d think. He lasted in the ring with BLK by himself last show. What we need to see is can he dish it out? Does he have enough offense to win big matches? Holt entered to The Contagion by Sub Zero and Christina Noveli Mayday, mayday, mayday An unidentified virus strain is rapidly spreadingWe are the chosen few The enlightened ones and we walk amongst you (this is, this is) It's DNA, it's the way we're made We are the earthquake and this is the outbreak This is the outbreak RENEE Sarge is one of more uh…less than well liked characters. REJECT He’s not running for office, he’s running to be in the history books of TMW. This is a man who knows how to win. He’s a thinking man’s wrestler and a brilliant strategist. RENEE Yeah, he knows a million ways to cheat! Holt and 2XS circle each other, eyes narrowed, fists clenched. Suddenly they came together for a lock-up. They struggled over the hold until 2XS whipped Holt down with arm drag. Holt was up in an instant, only to be taken down by two more arm drags. REJECT If Sarge underestimated 2XS this will be a short match. 2XS got Holt into the corner and battered him knees to the gut. The Epitome of Masculinity then tried an abdominal stretch.,.but Holt escaped out the ring entirely! REJECT Survival of the smartest, Renee. Sarge can’t be beaten outside the ring and he has Warthog to- RENEE Blatantly cheat for him. Holt got back in the ring and ducked a lunging lariat from his challenger. The champion hurried to take 2XS down with a face crusher. In seconds 2XS was covering up to block Holt’s stomps. Luckily for 2XS, Referee D’Lo made Holt break when 2XS found the ropes. WARTHOG Semper fi! HOLT Hooooorah! “BOOOOOOOOOP!” HOLT Are they booing me?! WARTHOG No, they’re saying BOOOOOORAH! BOOOOOORAH! Holt returned to work fastening his foe into a key lock. The hold wore down 2XS but somehow he found the strength to fight out of it. The Reno native stunned Holt and got the ropes but when he returned Holt collared him into a sleeper hold. REJECT We’re seeing that Holt wants to slow this match down. You won’t see many clips of this on Twitter but you will see a successful title defense. RENEE Let’s not count 2XS out yet. We know how resilient he is. We know he’s a fighter. And fight he did, elbowing his way out of the hold! AVK Beat the shit out of him! Break his fucking face! REJECT That’s the kind of valet we needed in the Deadly Alliance. 2XS used brawling offense against Holt, beating him into the ropes. But Warrhog’s arrival on the apron distracted 2XS. And in that moment, Holt hit his reverse suplex finisher!! RENEE Dishonorable Discharge! HONEY Oh no! Twosies! The cover… ONE! TWO! THREE!!! NO! 2XS got his foot on the rope! REJECT Great ring awareness by 2XS even after taking the Dishonorable Discharge. But just a big mistake by Holt to not notice his position. Holt ground his teeth in frustration as he tightened 2XS into a front choke! REJRCT D’Lo is being pretty lenient letting that hold go. RENEE Well if he disqualifies Sarge for it that only benefits the ex serviceman. Holt released 2XS; the muscular black man sagged to the ground, groaning in pain. HOLT Is this your hero, America!? Is this the new era of the United Stayes?! You are doomed just like him! Holt quickly tried to finish off 2XS with the Dishonorable Discharge. But he got sloppy and the Reno native slipped out his clutches! RENEE Great defense by 2XS. REJECT You were right, Renee. 2XS is a fighter RENEE Say that again. Say “you were right, Renee.” Holt was a bit dazed by Twosies escape and was struck down by a flipping neck breaker! RENEE Turn The Beat Around may have turned this match around! Holt staggered upright only to be put under a flurry of jabs by The Epitome of Masculinity! AVK I wanna see blood! Knock his teeth out! REJECT This is the question that surrounds 2XS. He has the defense does he have the offense? Holt didn’t wanna find out and tried to escape the ring! But 2XS caught him by his tights. Still, Holt tried to escape and the struggle ripped the tights apart! So say hello to a bare assed Holt! RENEE Whoop! Work it,Sarge! AVK I’m gonna….I’m gonna….hurl! In the craziness 2XS hit a red faced and frozen stiff Holt with a cartwheeling Death Valley driver! RENEE Doses and Mimosas! The cover…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO A HOODED FIGURE BASHED 2XS over the head with lead pipe! That left the official to calll for the bell! Winner; 2XS, by DQ RENEE Twosies won but still isn’t the champ. REJECTf Forget that! We have crazy bitches hitting cats with lead pipes like we’re on the E train in east Harlem. Reject was right it was a female who hit 2XS. And the well endowed female helped pull the nude and battered Holt to safety. RENEE Guys, I have no idea what to say. This was basically a kick right to 2XS’ teeth. REJECT And now we’ve got a crazy lady with a pipe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2021 ANGLEMANIA FLASHBACK BROUGHT TO YOU, BY STROKING TO THE OLDIES: GENEVIVE DUNCAN'S PORN DEBUT BY TONI PATRICA OAOAST Anglemania XII, MARCH 31, 2013 Inside a studio...http://www.telugupeople.com/uploads/slidesGallery/200909/Sara_Jean%20%2815%29.jpgSARA JEAN UNDERWOOD sits with...http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/SAS_Headshot.jpgSTEPHEN A. SMITH SARA JEAN Stephen A.Smith, welcome to the OAOAST. We want to get your thoughts on a very specific topic, which is The Xavier Franklin Long versus Simon Singleton. Former OAOAST performer Mario Logan weighed in the debate with a radio interview in Kalamazoo, Michigan and said not only is The XFL better than Simon Singleton but he's the best wrestler alive. STEPHEN A WHAT?! WHAT?! Th...th...that is sacrilegious! THAT IS SACRILEGIOUS! Mario Logan shouldn't even be allowed to walk out his house after saying that. How dare you say that The XFL is better than Simon Singleton and then follow it up by calling him the best wrestler alive. THAT IS INSANITY! Asinine, stupid, foolish. How dare you insult a three time tag team champion? THE LIMITLESS MAN! SARA JEAN To be fair he did give Simon credit for all his accomplishments. STEPHEN A I DON'T CARE! SARA JEAN He said in a tag team match he'd choose The XFL as his partner over Simon Singleton. STEPHEN A HAHAHAHA! There needs to be a barricade surrounding all of America! The XFL and Mario Logan should be forced to stay there! They should not be allowed in our country! I don't care if it takes Obama to get it done! I can't even get into what I've seen from The XFL versus what I've seen from Simon Singleton! The AUDACITY to compare the two! How dare you? SARA JEAN The XFL is this the United States champion. STEPHEN A I DON'T CARE! With Jivin JR at his side he is a WALKING EMBARASSMENT! A DISGRACE! Simon Singleton has Molly Nerdly at his side. Molly is a PROVEN WINNER in the manager's position. JIVIN JR IS JUST A DISGRACE! It is that horrible to watch him waddle with The XFL. You have a choice, Xavier, but you choose to have accompany you. The XFL should be arrested for being a THIEF! He steals every match and every win, and does absolutely nothing! He won't even beat up Jivin JR on his own! JUST A DISGRACE! THIS DUDE IS THE EPITOME OF A DISGRACE! I said it before, I'll say it again, The Xavier Franklin Long is not better than Simon Singleton and Simon Singleton will beat him EASILY! SARA JEAN Stephen A Smith, thanks for joining us for Anglemania Twelve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2021 We returned from break to find Logan Mann aka Leezus Price in the ring wearing Diamond encrusted Jesus sandals and a grey shawl. LOGAN I see a lot of you lack make energy! When you were growing up without knowing who your real father was you lacked male energy. The whale you settled with just to say you get some pussy controls the house! You have no male energy! Not a drop in you! RENEE He’s one to talk considering who he’s married to. LOGAN You all display feminine traits. You’re catty, petty and jealous like females. You disgust me! And you know who’s like you? Referee Scotty 2 Hotty! He never had that male in his life to play catch with, to go to the ballpark with. He’s mad feminine and that’s why he’s jealous off Alexander The Magnifcent. He can’t comprehend how a man can exude such male energy! Christopher Patrick Allen told me about jealousy. He said green is an ugly color little girls wear. So, Scotty, take off your green and come apologize for trying derail Alexander’s legendary career! RENEE Talk about hyperbole! Derail his career? Cue:: Dystopoa by Lookas WHIRR! WHHIIRRRR! WHIRRRR! RENEE That’s not the worm! That’s an anaconda! BIG PAPA THRUST, flanked by his skimpy bikini attired Freakazoids arrived to a massive pop. RENEE Logan is starting to sweat. REJECT So am I, but for different reasons. Let me into The Freakshow with Bobbi and December! As the music continued to blare, The Freaks and BPT enter the ring. BIG PAPA THURST All you ladies out there, instead of listening to this wacko why don’t you listen to Undead Thunder so you can see what it’s like to be with a real man! BOBBI Oh yeah! 295 pounds of real, rock hard man! BIG PAPA THURST See I’m the lady killer, the thot thriller, the ho driller, that’s why they call me Vampzilla! BOBBI Oh Big Pspa, you’re making me wet! DECEMBER I told you to go potty before we entered. BOBBI Not that kind of wet..,,and why do you say go potty?! BIG PAPA THURST See, this man is talking up another man who feels threatened by a much smaller man, and that’s not what a man is about. A man is about standing on his own two feet and telling you like it is! And that’s why I’m the man and I always will be the man! Because- Suddenly, BPT got attacked from behind by Alexander The Magnificent! REJECT Now that’s a man! RENEE Because he attacked someone from behind ? I’m glad I’m a woman! The Greek superstar and his Vegas raises manager, wailed away at Big Pspa! But they didn’t count on BPT’s vamp strength; the former Galaxy champ sent both men out the ring with press slams! BOBBI That’s the power of Horny Spirit! Big Papa Thrust got the mic to add the explanation point… BPT I AM THE MAN, AND I AM LEGIT! “YYYYYYEEEERA!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2021 RENEE Fans, Anglemania 20 is coming soon to a PACKED Madison Square Garden in New York City! REJECT My homecoming! Imagine all The Reject, Reject, Reject chants from my legions of follwers. RENEE Uh, yeah. So far we’ve got a big card announced. TMW GALAXY TITLE Fabian Nystrom © Vs Tanner Neptune WAR GAMES The Pride Captained by Team Blaine Vs Here Comes The Painbow captained by Painbow ReX Vs Bohemoth RENEE And just announced…. TMW TAG TEAM TITLES BLK © Vs Warthog Vs 2XS and Bi-Curious George CASKET MATCH Tristan Nystrom Vs The Intruder Backstage we find…. SAMMI CAYLEY, hurrying past a group of Studs who can’t help but gawk ar her lovely body. She finds her target…, TWIN BROTHER, BLAINE CAYLEY... flipping through an OAOAST magazine as All The Things She Said by Tatu is playing through blue tooth speakers. SAMMI Blaine, thank god I found you. Why haven’t you answered my texts? BLAINE Sorry, lover, but Brea ran some ideas by me for War Games. And well, you know, a beautiful lady demands all my attention. SAMMI I didn’t know you and Brea exchanged numbers. BLAINE She had a great idea on who to add to my team…and speak of the LGBTQ devil. STORM BELLMARE arrives and slaps hands with Blaine. BLAINE Well then can we count on cloudy skies at. Anglemania? STORM You can do more than that. You can count on Typhoons, F-5’a, Earthquakes all that good shit to drop on Painbow and his team’s asses! SAMMI Excuse me? We didn’t talk about your Anglemania team, Blaine. BLAINE Brea ran Storm’s name by me. The more I thought about it the more I liked it. And it is as his entrance music is titled. He is… STORM One In a Million! Sammi grimaces. And it takes her a moment to notice the approach of…. MARTY FOX MARTY Blaine, Mister Cayley, um….hey, I’d be honored if you let me on your War Games team. BLAINE Heh, the cub dips his penis in MILF waters and thinks he can run with the Lion and brace the Storm. You wish to enter solid steel with no escape opposite a known gang member? And we can only assume he’s not picking Dem Bums as partners. Marty Fox, my ally? SAMMI Absolutely not. Marty, I don’t mean to offend, but this is above you. Way above you. BLAINE I admire your moxy, cub. Let us make this bargain….,you have a match with TurboWolf next. If you can survive the claws, the bite, the ravenous hunger of the werewolf for ten minutes- SAMMI Blaine, no! BLAINE You can run with the pride. What say you, cub? MARTY I accept! BLAINR Good answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2021 We’re taken to the backwoods of Louisiana, were we find TurnoWplf skinning a deer. TURBOWOLF I could blame my parents for the way I turned out. My mom lost me at birth cause there was meth in my system. My dad had me until he shot himself.. Blew his brains out in n front of me. My uncle got me. He used to beat the hell out of me. Until I told him if he hit me again he best hope he kills me. So he hit me…and he wound up dead. That activated my werewolf gene. But, I ain’t got no pack to run with. No alpha yo answer to. Because I am my own alpha and if you got me you best pray you kill me. ***Marty Fox W/Doc White Vs TurboWolf W/The Bounty Hunter*** TurboWolf entered to “Crow Killer Blues” by Rob Zombie Apocalypse, prepare as you approach the edgePrometheus, into the flesh you carve the pledgeDeceivers, eternal howling of your needsParadise, the serpent laughing as it bleeds Darkness, judgement shall beginHeretic topped with a skeletal grinBlood lust, thieves and reptiles risePunishment, damned under blackened eyes RENEE What we just heard from TurboWolf is the most we’ve ever heard about him. And it is scary! REJECT People wonder why I travel alone. Because who do you ride with? Killers, vampires, sociopaths, rapists? You’re as likely to catch an accessory to murder charge as you are a speeding ticket with this crew. Marty Fox entered to “Five My Hours” by Delloro and Chris Brown... What you wanna do baby? Where you wanna go? I'll take you to the moon baby, I'll take you to the floor I'll treat you like a real lady, no matter where you goJust give me some time baby, cause you know Even when we're apart I know my heart is still there with you 5 more hours till the night is ours and I'm in bed with you RENEE Marty Fox has quietly amassed one of the best won loss records over the last year in TMW. But, he’s never faced a werewolf. He’s never faced anyone like TurboWolf. REJECT Blaine must enjoy torture because he’s linked Marty’s Anglemania spot to surviving the unsurvivable. Wolf wasted no time: the werewolf had Marty in the corner, suffering knees to the ribs. TW handed these knees out like they were Christmas presents. RENEE A werewolf isn’t as strong as a vampire …. REJEVT But don’t tell ThrboWolf that. The Louisiana native chucked Marty to the center of the ring like he was pitching animal guts. DOC Try a leg sweep! Marty couldn’t try that move as TW just stood on his leg! MARTY Ahhhhn! REJECT There’s nothing pretty about the way TurboWolf fights. He is all effective brawling offense. Marty found himself thrown through the ropes ,landing in front of a delighted Bounty Hunter. TBH Nehehehe! TBH watched with a big smile as TW dropped Marty neck first in the guardrail. DOC Ref, this isn’t a hardcore match! Referee Clem Buzzlefoxxer V was to afraid to step to the werewolf. Doc’s shoulders sagged as his partner endured a head first meeting with the ring post. DOC You nearly concussed him last week! What more do you want? TBH I want to end his career, of course. Marty was thrown back into the ring and pinned by TurboWolf in…. ONE! TWO! TBH put Marty’s foot on the ropes! That led do TW shooting him a hard look. TBH Nenhrheh, let’s keep the party going! TurboWolf was a little thrown off and thus endured a round of heated chops from Marty! DOC The head! The head indeed! Marty leapt onto TurboWolf and spiked his head into the canvas with a hurricanrana! RENEE You have to give it up for, Marty. War Games is dangerous. TurboWolf is dangerous. But he wants it all! REJECT This is what they talk about when they say seize the brass ring, it’s just too bad the brass ring is gonna be on a deadman hahahahaha! Woozy, TurboWolf walked into another hurricanrana! Again the werewolf’s head was driven into the canvas! REJECT That is one of the hardest, most unforgiving ring mats in the business. And it seemed to put TW out! Marty dove atop him for a pin! ONE! TurboWolf pushed out well before the two! REJECT That is no normal man, that is a werewolf! TurboWolf wouldn’t budge on Marty’s Irish who attempt. Instead, the Louisiana native yanked Marty close and decked him with a lariat “OOOOOOOOOHHHJJJ!” Bravely, Marty staggered upright yo continue the fight! Alas, the werewolf showed the smaller human no mercy as he crushed his spine with a turnbuckle bomb! RENEE Oh my god! REJECT Imagine a werewolf, the pinnacle of primal strength, throwing you into solid steel. RENEE Awful. The cover…. ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! SOMEHOW MARTY KICKED OUT! RENEE Marty had eclipsed Blaine’s ten minute challenge. But will he survive to make it to War Games? TBH I wanna see you in a wheelchair, Marty! TBH may have gotten his wish as TW sent Marty across the ring with a wild, reckless powerbomb! The cover… ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! MARTY KICKRDOUT AGAIN! TW Why won’t you just lay down?! Do you want me to kil you?! MARTY I…I…want to fight! DOC Oh, Marty! The Bounty Hunter was on the ring apron, slobbering like a rabid dog in font of a tasty morsel! TBHH End his career! Finish him! TW loaded up his fist and then surged forward to hammer Marty in the face with a Superman punch! RENEE 10,000 Fist! Marty fell in a crumpled heap, right in front of Doc’s tearful eyes! TW let out a low grumble then pinned Marty…. ONE! TWO! THREE! Winner: TurboWolf, via pinfall RENEE That did it. After 13 minutes Marty Fox’s body gave out. REJECT But, his spirit didn’t. You know I’m a jaded bastard but the kid impressed me. He didn’t just go 13 minutes with a wrestler. He went 13 minutes with a werewolf. He went 13 minutes with a killer. A shocking thing happened, one totally put of the blue.. TurboWolf lifted an exhausted, half awake Marty to his knees and raised his hand! TW This man right here is a fighter! “YYYYYYYEAAAAAA!”” RENEE A rare show of respect from a truly tough individual. REJECT Marty earned it. He hung in there over ten minutes, gave it his all, and he go back to the locker room a proud man. But this did not sit well with The Bounty Hunter! The youthful face of TBH burned red as he entered the ring. TBH What are you doing raising his hand? We’re supposed to finish his career! TURBOWOLF The man earned my respect. TBH Look at my cute widdle face and see the image of an adorable boy who doesn’t give a- TURBOWOLF blasted TBH with a superman punch! RENEE Ooof! REJECT He knocked his babyface into puberty! The werewolf didn’t even spare TBH a second look as he hopped on his bike and rode off. RENEE Ending such a major partnership heading into Anglemania…this could send shockwaves throughout TMW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2021 ANGLEMANIA FLASHBACK BROUGHT TO YOU, BY STROKING TO THE OLDIES: GENEVIVE DUNCAN'S PORN DEBUT BY TONI PATRICA AngleMania X, APRIL X 2011 ncensed that he would think such a tactic would work, Malibu starts peppering Anglesault with punches before stomping him into the corner, leaving him prone in a seated postion. Zack backs up and runs into the corner, hitting a knee strike to the side of Anglesault's head, then pulls him up and nails him with a European uppercut that knocks him right back into the corner! The crowd is firmly behind Zack as he rocks Anglesault with more strikes, then fires him into the exposed turnbuckle...AND FOLLOWS WITH A ZACK ATTACK II! Anglesault is all but dead weight, as Zack brings him out of the corner, to center ring, and drops him with a German...but hangs on! COACH HEY! COLE Now Malibu invokes HIS tradition, as the rolling suplexes continue! The fans count along every time Anglesault gets dropped... ONE! TWO! THREE! However, on the fourth try, Anglesault kicks his leg back, connecting with a low blow! Malibu doubles over in pain, while Anglesault comes up with a bloody smile that is sure to give some of the younger front row fans nightmares. He gets to his feet and turns around, but when he does... CRACK~! ...HE GETS NAILED WITH SCHOOL'S OUT! Anglesault falls back into the ropes, and gets propelled forward...INTO A JUDO THROW! Zack throws him over his shoulder, then hooks the left arm back, kneeling behind Anglesault and drives elbow after elbow after elbow into the side of his head! Nick Patrick comes closer to the mic, but all he can get Anglesault to muster is "Uunnnnhhhh" as any attempts to talk are cut short by another elbow being driven into his cheekbone! After what seems like an endless amount, Malibu then scissors the arm and cranks back on it, twisting the wrist and pulling on every muscle and tendon inside it! "TAP!" "TAP!" "TAP!" COLE Listen to the fans! They are on their feet here, in MSG, will Anglesault be able to survive this!? Patrick comes close, and though the screams of pain can be heard without the microphone, hearing them echo through the mic makes it seem that much worse! PATRICK Anglesault, what do you say? ANGLESAULT He's tear....nnnnnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhh...my arm....gaaaahhh... Anglesault uses his free hand to find the ropes, the cage...anything to help him get out of this! He manages to start to roll, trying to get to his feet again...but the moment he perks his head up, Malibu slides his leg under it, now trapping him in a triangle! COACH He's choking him out! COLE For all the beatings, for what was done to his friends....THIS IS FOR THE OAOAST! Anglesault's screams are now muffled, as Zack puts the pressure of the hold on, trapping his nemesis. Then, in a moment that will stand the test of time, with Zack Malibu using every last bit of energy he has in his six foot frame...with the thousands who have sold out MSG watching...with the OAOAST locker room all huddled around the TV in the back, friends and foe alike...with the millions watching in the comfort of their own homes... ...ANGLESAULT TAPS OUT~! COLE He tapped! HE TAPPED! Patrick calls for the bell, and the sound of those three dings brings a response that sounds like a sonic boom! DING! DING! DING! Despite Patrick tapping on him, it's not until Malibu hears that sound that he breaks the hold. Already on the mat, Zack simply lay there, as if he just wants to sleep the rest of the night inside the squared circle. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...and THE UNDISPUTED LEADER OF THE OAOAST...ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLIBUUUUUUU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 We’re taken to Lisa Ann’s office where THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER to the TMW Galaxy Title, Tanner Neptune, stands with GALAXY CHAMPION, FABIAN NYSTROM and his valet Queen Esther. LISA ANN So it’s decided- FABIAN Like hell it’s decided. I said I wanted The Intruder, The Political Prisoners and Bedrock and you give me all of them minus The Intruder and you give me this walking advertisement to live drug free! TANNER Bro, chill. You and I are gonna clean up tonight, and I’ll even let you take a hit off my bong afterwards to celebrate. FABIAN I’d really like to take a hit off that smug face of yours. QUEEN ESTHER Fabian, please. Lisa Ann can not help that The Intruder isn’t in The Boy Box. LISA ANN He and Cassidy are in Napa Valley. FABIAN That’s fitting. They threaten my brother then go off to drink vintages and toast with Melinda Gates. People, like The Intruder, Cassidy, and you Tanner, you think you can “change the world.” But, as someone who’s been around for awhile can tell you, the world never changes, the strong always win, and after 1000 thousand years of evidence, you can always count on the Nystroms leading the pack. So, pay attention, when we’re out there, TanTan, you might learn a thing or two. Fabian grabs Queen Esther by the hand and drags her off. TANNER He needs to lighten up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 * ***Das Wrestling Machine Vs Wesley Singleton and Ignatius Maddix*** Das Wrestling Machine entered to “Du Hast” by Rammstein… DuDu hastDu hast mich RENEE We heard from Das Wrestling Machine earlier tonight on Twitter. But for you luddites let’s hear what they had to say… Reignhardt (the bald one) and White Lothar stood in front of a TMW backdrop… WHITE LOTHAR Ignatius Maddix and Wesley Singleton. Such bravado! Such bravado for Spanish Lazy and a South Carolina hillbilly. Look at us. Myself, White Lothar, the top of Austrian intelligence and my friend Reignhardt, the top of German power. Where does that leave you, Ignatius and Welsey? REIGNHARDT Destroyed! Still, Wesley and Ignatius were cool as they entered to DND by Polo G! Once we start a riot we can't keep quiet (quiet)We want all the smoke, fuck the peace signs (signs)All gas, no brakes, we just gon' keep slidin' (slidin'), ayy Glock cook a nigga, he get deep-friedSnakes in the grass, watch out for rats and all the felineI cut everybody off, keep hittin' declineI swear these painkillers got me on the deep vibeMiss the old days, got me wishin' I could rewind RENEE At Anglemania 20 we will see a Shell Gang collision! Pike Pantera and Jose Cantu-Si take on their former friends, Wesley Singleton and Ignatius Maddix! REJECT It was supposed to be for life. Now it will be a fight to the death. Big brawl to start! And I do mean since these are some big dudes! But, the good guys got the upperhand; Iggy clotheslined Lothar over the ropes and Wesley pitched Reignhardt out the ring! The hot headed Reignhardt wanted back in, but White Lothar forced him to hang back. WESLEY Look at that, breh, the round mounds of quick to back down! Well, Reignhardt wasn’t going to take that. He stormed the ring and promptly traded blows with Wesley. The German used his strength to push the second gen star into DWM corner. There, he and White Lothar double teamed the former TMW tag team champ. “LET’S GO, WELSEY! LET’S GO, WESLEY! LET’S GO, WESLEY!” RENEE It’s great to have a full crowd back in the Toy Box! REJECT It’s a big advantage for the superstars who play to the crowd like Wicked Wes. White Lothar quickly tried to finish Wicked Wes off with a running powerslam. But, the 6’3 Wesley fought out of the move. Then the second gen star promptly hit a rolling neck choke on White Lothar! RENEE He calls that The Wreckage! Wes, was pretty impressed with himself and less than impressed with DWM! WESLEY We can compare money, bitches, properties, cars, and life in general, and I'd embarrass you, breh. Wes hit the tag with Ignatius, getting a HUGE pop from the jam packed Toy Box. IGNATIUS Where my bitches at?! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” All the ladies cheered. Including…. RENEE Yaaaaaaay! Uh, I mean, Igantius Maddix, heck of an athlete! Uhh…. Lothar hammered Iggy with blows, which seemed to stagger the former Galaxy Champion. But when the Austrian came off the ropes, The Assassain Prince decked him with a vintage BIG BOOT! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Iggy played on the Big Lazy nickname by taking a nap! But that led to him being clobbered from behind by Reignhardt! REJECT You CAN NOT take your eyes off Das Wrestling Machine, maybe the strongest tag team we have. To showcase his strength, Reignhardt locked Ignatius in a BEAR HUG! RENEE I can’t remember the last time someone seized hold of Ignatius and grounded him! REJECT I don’t think it has ever happened. But that is how strong this Reignhardt is. But not strong enough as the Spaniard fought free of the hold! Angered, Reignhardt swung with a lariat only to have it ducked. That led to the former Galaxy Champion hitting Reignhardt with a SNAKE EYES! “YYYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Reignhardt bounced off the corner posts, but Ignatius was quickly taken down by White Lothar’s diving lariat! REJECT How do you compete with someone that strong who can fly like that? Wes had the answer; he kicked the Living Daylights out of White Lothar with a crescent kick! RENEE His father made that move famous, but Wesley may have perfected it! Reignhardt quickly grabbed hold of Wesley in hopes of hitting a powerbomb….but Ignatius dropped him with a side Russian leg sweep! Of course that wasn’t all as Iggy rolled through, carrying Reignhardt with him and hitting a Go2Sleep! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” REJECT That is pure unadultred strength! How the hell can he be that scrawny geek Landon’s brother? The cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!!! Winner: Ignatius Maddix and Wesley Singleton, via pinfall Post-match, the victorious big men had something to say. IGNATIUS I’m gonna make this like Tori Malibu, short and sweet. Pike, Jose, a wise man once said there are only two things real in this business. The money and miles. I say there’s a third thing, the real bad ass whipping me and Wicked Wes are gonna lay on you at Anglemania 20. “YYYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Ignatius takes notice of one excited redhead in the front row… ADELPHE SAINT NERDREGARD! RENEE Hey! There’s little Adelphe, the sister of Pierette and Wally Nerdregard and cousin to the Nerdlys. And former Hard On Hoes Champ! IGNATIUS Come on up here, cutie. You know they always talk about these vanilla midgets got these big hearts, that they don’t know when to quit… Welsey SHOCKINGLY holds open the ropes for Adelphe. He is capable of being nice! IGNATIUS But, my vanilla monster doesn’t know when to quit either. And I heard they called you the Celestial Cum Craver! ADELPHE That is my name! I am chosen to receive cum shots in honor of the star mother! WESLEY Better get to work, lil red cock sucking macihine! ADELPHE But of course! In the name of the four elements I shall swallow your load! And Adelphe got down on her knees and started sucking Iggy… RENEE Anything really can happen in TMW! REJECT This is some pretty far out shit! The Celstial Cum Craver keeps on chowing down on the giant’s giant! Menawhile, Welsey took the mic… WESLEY Aye, let me hear that hoe! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” WELSEY Pike, Jose, there’s something in this biz called getting The Rub. It’s when the big stars work with the little guys. Now, hold on, hold on, I ain’t saying you two can’t go. But Jose, the show stopper? The only show you stopped was when half the audience walked out when your music hit. And Pike Pantera? Ruler of The Galaxy? You can’t even rule your OAOAST 2k Galaxy Mode. Meanwhile, Adelphe continues to suck on Iggy’s member as if it tasted like delicious cherries! WESLEY But, listen, I’m getting the feeling Igg and Adelphe wanna take this back stage so I’m not going stay on this mic running you down. I just know we put you in The Gang and you’re a disgrace to any gang member walking the earth. Iggy and I know we’re Gangsters, we’re gonna see what you are at Anglemania! Igantius scooped up Adelphe and off they went to have some fun! RENEE This is a very interesting journey on our Road to Anglemania! REJECT Interesting?! Main event female talent is just sucking dick all willy nilly! It’s more than interesting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 ANGLEMANIA FLASHBACK BROUGHT TO YOU, BY STROKING TO THE OLDIES: GENEVIVE DUNCAN'S PORN DEBUT BY TONI PATRICA ANGLEMANIA 3000, NOVEMBER 17, 2017! Appearing on stage is the fantastical sight that wows the NoCal crowd of a giant golden fist. The fist sparkles marvelously in the night under the heavy colors of the stadium and stage. COACH This nigga raising that fist to fight. Cue:: Blood Brother by Zed's Dead, Dislord and Raja Lee Years go, limit some once fast Swallowing the past Making something last I've seen you at your lowest of low Watching your demons grow Struggle you won't show Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me The fist unfurls bringing its fingers reaching toward the stars. Sitting inside the hand all along are two people who wish to reach well beyond the stars, well beyond their destiny and make their own fates. Yes they are Sammi Cayley in see through golden mini dress to match the hand, and Blaine wearing his trench coat and white pants with floral ivy print. The twins smile to each other and jump from the hand, taking a true leap of faith! BUFFER Being accompanied by The Lioness SAMMI CAYLEY…he hails from New York City by way of Beaumaris Castle, Wales…he is THE LION…BLAINE CAYYLLLEEYY!!!! “HEAR HIM ROAR! HEAR HIM ROAR! HEAR HIM ROAR!” the fans chant Blaine and Sammi are locked hand and hand, with their grip tighter than ever before. Sammi smiles slightly to the fans but is choked by her nerves, whereas Blaine combats butterflies by staring straight ahead at the ring. RENEE Blaine survived a bounty, cane back from a concussion, rescued Sofi, fought back against Glass and that's just in a few months! But how much do he and Sammi have left? COACH Nothing! This nigga gotta have ptsd by now. This is the end of the line. Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me Maybe I got plans for you That you cannot see My blood brother, fight for me Fight for me Fight for me Blaine holds the ropes open for Sammi who comes in with another small smile for the fans. Behind her comes Blaine, who takes in a biiiiiig breath before running his hands through his hair and awaiting Tyler. The stadium goes dark. COACH Hold me! RENNE Get off me! TONY BRANNIGAN (VO) Does he have the charisma to be the guy? TODD CORTEZ (VO) He's a good hand, but he's not the guy, you know. DAN BLACK (vo) I personally feel his ceiling is US champion if that. SOME GUY (vo) He's a tag wrestler. Bottom line. TONY BRANNIGAN (vo) Someguys ain't top guys. That's just Tyler. He’s a midcarder for life. LORELEI (vo) Is that right? Give it to me, give it to me! The word TREMENDOUS is spelled out in huge white letters that dominate the stage that let you know the type of legendary experience that is about to run through you and maybe Blaine. As rising up plays harder and louder, Tyler explodes through the middle, leading world heavyweight title first and with a mighty scream of triumph that has to be heard by everyone watching at home. They know this man is 1-0 tonight, and they're hearing the confidence to go two and 0! Right next to him comes the mastermind behind all Tyler’s glory, Lorelei DeCenzo! Lorelei basks in another mainevent and shows off her busty figure in a nude sheet open leg gown with mermaid print. BUFFER Now making his way to the ring being accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO “THE CHAMPION MAKER” and the woman forever known as “THE MONEY HONEY” he fights out of Gross Pointe, Michigan, he is a former world heavyweight tag team champion and YOUR reigning and defending HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD…”THE SERIAL THRILLER” TTTTYYYLLLEEERR BBBBRRYYYAAANNNT! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOO” The cocksure champion attaches his belt across the waist of white tights adorned with orange and blue crosses, then tosses his fist into the air. Fist raised, sunglasses on fleek, the champion and the champion maker stroll to the ring for a clean sweep. RENEE He looks fresh. But how fresh is he? COACH Only he knows. Who would be ready to after fighting Tony Brannigan? TB is one of the toughest dudes we got and he gave Tyler that work. He ain't at no 90% I know that. Inside the ring the powerful duo take center stage, Blaine watching it all with steely eyes. He actually smirks as Lorelei drops to her knees like she's about to inhale Tyler’s man meat but instead takes off the belt and foists it into the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 Backstage in front of the back lounge, Josh Matthews stands trying to talk to COCO CHANEL, MONEY MARC, THE DOLL, and PAINBOW over the sounds of women moaning from being fucked silly. MATTHEWS Painbow, Conan, Money Marc, you stand together now ahead of your War Games match against Blaine Cayley, Marty Fox, and Storm Bellmare. Both of your teams need to name two more members. MONEY MARC Hhehehe, look at Blaine’s team, man! Look at them! What’s he putting together? My pee-wee hockey team was bigger than them! I’ve got stacks of cash that stand taller than any of them. Look at them, man! Hhehehe! We put together a team of men and Blaine’s got a Pre-K! Hehehehe! MATTHEWS Coco, you have a chance to make a statement tonight as you face Blaine in on on one action. COCO The statement has already been made. My money, my life, my family is far superior than any Cayleys. Anyone with any sense sees that. Nikki and Brit grew up in a trailer park in Georgia. Do you think any of my family members grew up in a trailer park? MATTHEWS Well, no. COCO Of course not. They have a brother they barely speak to, a black sheep. My people are the true Lions! Blaine is human garbage. And that explains why he’s popular with the idiots who make up the OAOAST Galaxy. MATTHEWS And, Painbow, you face Luther Mandela for the first time in your career. He’s got 26 years of experience. He’s been wrestling as long as you’ve been alive- PAINBOW Fuck him! I don’t care about his old head energy. 26 years of experience, no world titles, no main belts, fuck his old head energy. I’ll smack his AARP card out his hand. Old ass tea and crumpet British nigga, hoped on the boat to get his bitch ass put out of here. All this tough talk from this old nigga, he ain’t no warrior, he ain’t no solider, I’ma stomp his motherfucking baby boomer head in. He ain’t got no old man strength, he got brittle old man bones and I’ma choke his faggot ass! MATTHEWS You can’t use that word! PAINBOW Suck my dick, faggot! MATTHEWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 But if we journey into the back lounge, we find the 26 year vet, LUTHER MANDELA, piping down PIPI BIGGUNS… LUTHER I’m invading yo white girls! PIPI Hell yes he is! Pipi whimpered, her thin body offering itself to Luther’s relentless black cock! LUTHER Painbow, you have opened no doors, you have opened no white pussies. But, every day, my brother, I part open white legs and deliver my African beast to the oppressor’s daughters… PIPI Hell yes! You know it! Can’t nobody fuck me like you, Luther! Luther’s giant dark member grew even harder as it continued to thrust inside Pipi! LUTHER You are not red, black, and green, Painbow, those are not colors of your rainbow! You do not plant the red, black and green flag on white pussies, Painbow! I respect your hustle, Painbow, but you ain’t coming to my ring and winning with what you got! Luther could feel the little southern bitch shudder as he started to fuck her harder and harder! LUTHER This is Garvey, this is Zulu, this is Malcom, this is LUTHER MANDELA, and you are not part of it! This is BLK or PERISH, Painbow! And you are not BLK! RENEE Wow! REJECT Bitches are getting fucked while dudes cut coked out promos! It’s Anglemania season, baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 ***Painbow Vs Luther Mandela*** Luther Mandela entered to “Right Here” by OMB Peezy I'ma get that pussy right here!!!! RENEE Get set, fans, you’re in for a treat! For the first time ever “The Last Real N-Word Alive” Painbow faces off against the 26 year vet, Luther Mandela! REJECT I don’t think anything on TMW can be called a “treat,” but this should be one hell of a matchup. I respect both these guys, but I don’t think they respect each other. Painbow entered to Mystik Styles by 3-6 Mafia Ah yea We finna get readyTo bump that "Smoked out, loced out" part twoMystic Stylez, Three 6 mafia in da hoeWe finna do that dat sheeeeeit... Mafia, Mafia, Mafia, MafiaMafia, Mafia, Mafia, MafiaMafia, Mafia, Mafia, MafiaMafia, Mafia, Mafia, Mafia RENEE In just a few short weeks Painbow captains a team into War Games to settle the score with a team captained by Blaine Cayley. Do you think Painbow could be looking past Luther to War Games? REJECT Not a chance. Painbow is the top one percent of athlete. And that’s not just because of his physical gifts but because he knows what goes into high level competition. He knows not to look past any opponent. And that’s why he’s a two time Galaxy Champion and representing the Knick family. RENEE The Knick family. Uh-huh. Luther offered a lockup to start, which resulted in Painbow sneering…then booting the 26 year vet in the gut. The Brit found himself tossed shoulder first into the ring post. Then Luther endured another shoulder-first toss , this one into the opposite post. REJECT Painbow is starting this match at 100 miles per hour. Painbow sent Luther into the ropes then drilled him with a shoulder block! Pained, Luther grimaced. PAINBOW Tell the truth, old man, you ain’t shit! Suddenly, Luther used a leg sweep to take down his larger foe! Within moments, Luther was on top of him, raining down punches! RENEE Luther took it to 150! Painbow succeeded in pushing his smaller foe off him. But the Georgia native responded by cracking Painbow in the face with a basement dropkick as the Georgia native tried to rise! The cover…. ONE! Kickout! Luther began raking his arm across Painbow’s face, driving his forearm and all the sweat into Painbow’s eyes! REJECT That is a great veteran tactic by Luther Mandela. Hell, I wouldn’t have thought of that. And I thought I thought of everything. Painbow pushed Luther off him, grunting in annoyance. Much to the former Knick draft pick’s dismay, Luther smashed a dropkick right between the eyes. Dazed, the big man sunk into the ropes. That allowed the Brit to upend him to the outside! RENEE How often do we see Painbow taken off his feet and dumped out the ring? REJECT That might have been the first time. Luther set it up with repeated blows to the head to dizzy Painbow. The man is smart. Luther followed his rainbow haired foe outside where the two men engaged in a brawl. Finally, Painbow took control of the situation with a knee to the gut. Then the former gang-banger body slammed Luther onto the LED entrance ramp. RENEE Don’t crack that thing! Do you have any idea how much it costs?! Painbow didn’t give a shit about our fancy technology as he used a vertical suplex to drive Luther into the LED ramp once again. PAINBOW Old ass nigga, talk yo shit now! There was no shit to be talked by Luther as Painbow rammed him back first into the steel guardrail. REJECT Now, Painbow has Luther wrestling his match. And Painbow rarely loses his match. Back inside, Painbow worked over the kidney area with repeated punches and knees. But when he tried a gut wrench suplex, Luther elbowed his way free of the hold! The 26 year vet then hit Painbow with a dragon screw and turned that into a leg lock! REJECT Luther wants to make it hard for Painbow to throw that big boot. But Painbow’s lengthy body allowed him to reach the ropes before much damage could be done. Back on their feet, Luther tried to execute his leg lift tiger suplex signature. Yet, Painbow refused to budge and fought free. Dazed by this avoidance, Luther went down to a hig angle underhook DDT from the former Knick! RENEE Painbow Brite! The cover… ONE! TWO! A kickout! Painbow sent Luther into the corner and charged in to flatten him with an avalanche! The Brit sagged to the ground, groaning in agony. This was perfect for Painbow who crushed him with a NOTORIOUS (vader) BOMB! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” The cover…. ONE! TWO! Foot on the ropes! Painbow got in the face of Referee D’Lo Brown, arguing over the count! D’LO You’re not down with the Brown? PAINBOW Fuck no, fat ass, nigga! Painbow pitched D’Lo threw the ropes! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” REJECT I think you better recognize Painbow ain’t nothing to fuck with! The Last Real Nigga Alive got a steel chair from underneath the ring, and had intentions of bashing Luther’s skull in. But Luther countered by hammering him with a shoulder to the midsection! Two more shoulders forced Painbow to drop the chair and stumble about in pain. RENEE I hope Lisa Ann fines the pants off Painbow! Painbow recovered and threw a lariat, only for Luther to catch his arm and take him down with a Fujiwara armbar. But, Luther didn’t keep that hold for long as he shifted to another leg lock! REJECT Luther Mandela absolutely does not want Painbow throwing that big boot. Referee Rikishi slid into the ring to score a potential submission. But there would be none forthcoming as Painbow kicked his way out the hold with his good leg. Hobbling upright, Painbow threw an elbow that Luther ducked. That left Painbow wide open and Luther drilled him with a jaw breaker! RENEE Yo, you gotta guard your girl, home slyce! REJECT You sound retarded. Luther backed into the ropes…ONLY TO BE HIT WITH A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKS BY LAWSON BELLE! RENEE The L-Train! Rikishi didn’t see this, and an endangered Luther staggered forward into….THAT BITCH KICKS! “OOOHHHHHHHHHH!” The cover…. ONE! TWO! THREE! Winner: Painbow, via pinfall Post-match, Lawson slid into the ring and bloodied up Luther with the brass knucks. But somehow, Luther was able to fight back! He teed off on Lawson until Painbow crushed him from behind with another big boot! RENEE Hey! What’s his problem? Lawson smirked and nodded at Painbow as they stood over the fallen and bloodied Luther. RENEE Look at those two! Despeciable! We were about to cut to break when BOOKER X and MARTIN GARVEY ran in on Painbow and Lawson! The four men begin brawling in a spirited affair! RENEE They’re tearing each other apart! REJECT Isn’t it great! Suddenly, SGT.HOLT arrived with his female helper! The woman blasted Martin in the knee with her lead pipe, allowing Lawson to hit an overhead BELLEy to BELLEy suplex! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” Holt grabbed Booker from behind, which allowed PAINBOW to drop him with a BIG BOOT! RENEE Sarge is making sure two of his four opponents are softened up for Anglemania. REJECT That’s great, but why are we letting some crazy hoe with a pipe run reckless?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 GROVE, NAPA, CALIFORNIA California is open! Enjoying the Golden State’s Napa Valley are… THE INTRUDER And…. CASSIDY MAGUIRE. Together they relax with a craft cocktail at Sky and Vine, watch the sunset and toast to another fabulous day in wine country. CASSIDY It’s official. You will have your Buried Alive Match at Anglemania 20 against Tristan Nystrom. THE INTRUDER We have our match, my dear. I could not have done this without you. Nor would I wish to. CASSIDY Think about the world before vampires. Fucking sanity. THE INTRUDER The modern world is terribly noisy. In fact, the only thing I like about it is you. CASSIDY Charmer. THE INTRUDER Think about this. Vienna, Bejing, Florence. When we defeat the world’s oldest man you can wear the crown jewels and live in Versailles! This world belongs only to us. None will dare, pardon the pun, intrude. Cassidy smiles through a sip of her 35 dollar cocktail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 ***Conan “Coco” Chanel W/The Doll Vs Blaine Cayley W/Sammi Cayley*** Coco Chanel and The Doll entered to Coco by 24KGoldn and Da Baby Coco Chanel, you ain't really 'bout it, I can tellCoco Chanel, can you keep your hands to yourself?Coco Chanel, double-C lock on the beltCoco Chanel, Coco Chanel RENEE New music for Coco. Boppin tune, eh, ‘Ject? REJECT God damn, you’re white. Blaine and Sammi entered to “Blood Brother” by Zed’s Dead…. Years go, limit some once fast Swallowing the past Making something last I've seen you at your lowest of low Watching your demons grow Struggle you won't show Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me RENEE There is nothing but animosity between The Cayleys and Money Marc, Coco, and The Doll. This dates back to Blaine defeating Money Marc at Anglemania 18. REJECT He did more than beat him. He won the rights to a night with The Doll and served her up to The Lioness. Right off the bat the two men locked up. This led to a series of moments with Coco using his strength advantage to shove the smaller Blaine around. Pleased with himself, Coco pauses to admire his well everything about him… REJECT I’d like to know how a promotion has two billion dollar heirs fighting in one segment then in another produces a crackhead and a Buddhist pot smoker. RENEE Ask our Director of Talent Relations, Terry Taylor. REJECT Terry Taylor? That says everything. Conan decided he was going to out wrestle Blaine and happily accepted the Welshman’s offer for a lockup. Unfortunately for Coco, Blaine proceeded to outwrestle him rather easily! Despite the size advantage, Conan found himself ridden, tossed and ultimately dismissed by The Lion. BLAINE You have been measured and you have been found lacking. At that, Conan rolled out the ring and seemed willing to accept a count out loss. RENEE What happened to all that talk about Conan’s people being the true lions? He looks more like a sheep. The Doll had a few words of encouragement for Conan. That lifted the Los Angeles native’s spirits and he slid into the battleground. CONAN Hear me roar! BLAINE Conan ducked a spinning forearm from Blaine and then went on the offense with clubbing forearms. With the New York raised Blaine trapped in the corner, Coco used his forearm to deliver a painful choke. Once the five count was reached, Conan used a flap jack to drop Blaine neck first on the ring ropes! CONAN I am superior! RENEE I hope Biden taxes the heck outta him! An Irish whip sent Blaine into the ropes, and on the rebound, Conan collared him in a sleeper hold. But, the hold latest but a few seconds as Blaine hit a stunner to escape. Dazed, Conan was dropped by an enziguri then suffered through a Welsh Press! Referee Titania Nerdly counted the fall… ONE! TWO! Conan powered out the pin! Blaine went up top and came sailing at Conan with a crossbody. Alas, the powerful rich kid caught the speedy rich kid in his arms and turned things into a devastating fall forward slam! After that, Conan decided to look down on Blaine in disgust. CONAN Human garbage! REJECT I appreciate a good power move, but Conan has to stay on Blaine. The kid isn’t an Anglemania maineventer and multi time champion for nothing. Blaine endured a throw into the ropes that left him drilled by a lariat on the rebound. Despite the pain, Blaine fought upright and began assailing Conan with labored chops. Coco shut things down by stunning Blaine with a leaping snapmare! RENEE Blaine injected with some Hypnotic Poison! The cover… ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! Now, Conan went to the ropes and angrily motioned Blaine upright. When The Lion rose, Coco rocked him with a diving European Uppercut! RENEE Blaine having a Daisy Dream courtesy of Coco! REJECT I wouldn’t name one of my moves with the word Daisy, but to each his own. The cover…. ONE! TWO! REJECT See? If it had been named something like Acid Dream it would have been the end of Blaine. No one is gonna lose to a move named Daisy. Maybe Undie Brown might. Conan hoisted Blaine onto the top turnbuckle and quickly followed him up. The LA native took a moment to sneer at his hometown crowd, which allowed the New York raised grappler just to slug him in the jaw! Shocked, Coco fell backwards, landing on his back! RENEE Coco is in deep trouble! Except NIKKI AND BRIT BOYD arrived to trap their cousin’s legs, preventing him from jumping! SAMMI You bitches! Blaine tried to reason with his cousins. But Sammi was a little more forceful. Or a lot more forceful as she started swinging a fan’s vintage CWM backpage at the Boyds! RENEE Raw Is Whore spills onto TMW! Lisa Ann and some officials had to separate the girls, which was no easy task. Meanwhile, Conan rose and charged at Blaine…who hammered him with a missile dropkick! A small amount of blood trickled out Conan’s nose as he dizzily stood. Blaine quite enjoyed Conan’s dazed state… BLAINE Oh, that look! That daze left Coco to be smoked by Cruel Intentions I! The cover…. CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! CONAN KICKED OUT! Blaine loaded up another Cruel Inentions I, yet found The Doll inviting him to come into her dollhouse on the apron… BLAINE Meh. THE DOLL😡 But when Blaine fired off Cruel Intentions I again, Conan used his superior strength to catch the agile lightweight in his arms. REJECT That’s what you get for rejecting a bad bitch. There are guys out here starving for pussy! RENEE They should see Maya and Jade. They always feed the hungry! Conan threw Blaine down with a front powerbomb lungblower! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Vanille Extreme! Again Conan gazed upon Blaine with disdain… CONAN Where is your garbage family now? Before Blaine could answer to that, Coco put the stomps to him. With The Lion turned into a weak kitten, Coco forced him upright. He shot him into the corner…but met a surprise as Blaine got his foot up on the charge! RENEE Uh-oh, Coco is really bleeding from that nose. Angered by the blood, Conan tossed a lariat at Blaine. But The Lion ducked the attack and hit the ropes to return with….you guessed it….CRUEL INTENTIONS I! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” BLAINE Coco, you’re in for a treat you won’t soon forget! With that Blaine delivered a crushing Cruel Inentions II to his muscle bound foe! RENEE If that’s a treat, remind me never to go trick or treating at the Cayley residence! The cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! Winner: Blaine Cayley, via pinfall Blaine had one message for Coco’s leader, Painbow, in War Games…. REJECT And Painbow is coming for you, blondie! Ain’t nobody messing with The Knick family! RENEE Even someone who grew up a few minutes from Madison Square Garden? REJECT Blaine doesn’t represent us REAL New Yorkers. What does he know about buy looseys in front of the Bodega? What does he know about Jim Jones and Cam getting ran out the Rucker? What does he know about 45 year old rappers still trying to make it begging you to buy their mixtape in Times Square. That’s real New York. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2021 ANGLEMANIA FLASHBACK BROUGHT TO YOU, BY STROKING TO THE OLDIES: GENEVIEVE DUNCAN'S PORN DEBUT BY TONI PATRICA ANGLEMANIA VIII, 2009 o is out on the apron, and Zack rushes to drag him in under the bottom rope, then hooks his leg for the cover! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! NO! FOOT ON THE ROPE! BO GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! COACH I don't think I can take much more, Mikey Cole. I'm going to have a heart attack! The fans gasp in awe, thinking that Malibu had Bo's number after that superkick. Zack goes into a mount, using repeated elbow strikes to the groggy giant to try and beat him into submission, but Bo covers up and manages to reach the bottom rope, causing a break! Zack gets up, shouting "COME ON!" at his opponent. Friend or not, frustrations are mounting as these two men are unable to defeat each other. Zack charges Bo, but the big man snatches Zack by the throat as he charges, glaring at him as if to say "I've got you now!" He scoops Zack up, but Zack slides down his back, hooking a reverse facelock that he quickly twists into a stunner, dropping the big man jaw first across his shoulder! COLE What was that!? We've never seen that before! Zack rushes to cover, as Bo was caught off guard, and the referee slides across the canvas, ready to make the call! ONE! TWO! THR ZZZZzZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZZT! RENEE Huh? The Anglemania moment just cut out! Cue: Mud Shovel by Stained You take away I feel the same REJECT I think the interns fucked up! Indeed they did as the Nu-Metal song brings out a FURIOUS Bohemoth, attired in three piece white suit! Behind him, JESSE FERGUSON hurries with a goofy grin! AMBER is present but is visibily disinterested in what’s going on. RENEE Anglemania 20, everyone, ReX versus Bohemoth! It will be The Monster against The Man! BOHEMOTH Do you know who I AM?! Do you? I’m THE MAN! JESSSE The man! The man! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” BOHEMOTH You jokers in the truck think you’re funny showing me losing to Malibu? Lemme ask you a question! Would you rather be a washed up 50 something year old calling himself The Franchise to a group of fat asses in convention centers in hick towns or would you rather be THE MAN?! Don’t answer because you people will never be either! Malibu beat me there, but who’s career went downhill after that, and who cemented themselves as THE MAN? Jesse nods enthusiastically. Amber, on the other hand, rolls her eyes. BOHEMOTH Now I hear Lisa Ann and Toni Patrica have a replacement Bohemoth? JESSE Booooooo! At that Amber raises her eyebrows. BOHEMOTH Rex, The Monster? ReX, you change with the boys, you ride with the boys, you eat with the boys. You are one of the boys, little man! JESSE Little man, little man, little man! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” BOHEMOTH But, I’m THE MAN! I get my own dressing room, I take private jets wherever I go, I feast on four course meals at 5 star restaurants, and I live the life of THE MAN! Jesse claps his hands so hard it damn near hurts. BOHEMOTH ReX, you’re a lucky guy. I don’t know what you and Jesse got against each other and I don’t care. But it got you into the REAL mainevent at Anglemania 20! But, all that’s gonna happen is that I’m gonna toss you around like you were 150 pounds soaking wet, little man! Why? Because I’m THE MAN! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” Bohemoth heads to the top rope to taunt the jeering Toy Box. RENEE I’m not Bohemoth but I don’t think calling ReX “little man” is a great idea. REJECT That’s right. You aren’t Bohemoth. You aren’t The Man. You can’t understand what it means to be The Man! It’s more than a nickname. It’s a way of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 Backstage we find BURLINGTON PEMBROKSHIRE in conversation with his good pals THE UNION JETS. BURLINGTON Lads, I don’t know about Tristan accepting a Buried Alive Match with The Intruder. SMITH Indeed. Cassidy doesn’t play fair. C-4 Then we have to have his- The group is interrupted when WIN GRIFFEY JR ( the Enzo looking one) and MISTER STEAL YO PUSH (the black one) arrive. Win Griffey looks at the English trio with disdain. WIN You looking at something? SMITH Yeah. WIN What’s that? C-4 Not much. WIN Hhahaha! Yo, these guys is jokesters, Push! They’re jokesters! You can join the rest of the comedy acts, It The Alien, Tony Tourettes, all them guys as punching bags for the big timers like us. PUSH The Big Tymers! C-4 Big Tymers? When is the last time you won a match? WIN I don’t have to take that! I am from Stockton, California! Look at these arms! Look at these guns! I ain’t taking it no more! You will not talk to WIN like that again! BEDROCK (OS) BLARGH! Suddenly BEDROCK arrives with CLUB in hand to start hammering THE UNION JETS and BURLIGHTON! As Win cheers, Bedrock and Push lay the beats to the Brits! WIN I told you I ain’t taking it no more! And I ain’t about to take it from Nystrom or Neptune, either. Let’s roll, Big Tymers! COMING UP NEXT....GALAXY CHAMPION FABIAN NYSTROM & TANNER NEPTUNE VS THE BIG TYMERS....THE MAINEVENT IS NEXT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 ***The Big Tymers (Win Griffey Jr, Mister Steal Yo Push and Bedrock) Vs Fabian Nystrom and Tanner Neptune W/Queen Esther*** RENEE This one of the very few times we’ve had Anglemania mainevent opponents teaming up before they fight at the big dance, I can think of Bohemoth and Zack teaming, Alix and Kirsta teaming, Alfdogg and Peter Knight teaming The Big Tymers let Bedrock handle most of the work early on. Despite the skill of the Anglemania mainevent, Bedrock’s hard head prevented him from taking much lasting damage against them. REJECT I don’t know if Bedrock is smart enough to seize an opening when it presents itself. But I do know when he hits you it hurts like a bitch. Case in point when he caught a rope rebounding Tanner with a body avalanche! It left the number one contender laid out and groaning in pain. Bedrock showed him no mercy as he came off the ropes and delivered a simple yet effective leg drop. Anguished, Tanner couldn’t stop Bedrock from deadlifting him off the ground and throwing him down with a harsh slam! RENEE Bedrock destroyed Tanner’s King of The Ring trophy, and now I think he wants to destroy Tanner! REJECT You don’t have to think it, Renee. You know Bedrock wants to destroy or fuck anything he comes across. RENEE I’m getting an Uber out of here as soon as the show is over! Steal Yo Push got the tag and himself tagged Tanner with rapid fire jabs. Almost Shane O’Mac style! Which of course led to Tanner getting annoyed and popping him with a high knee lift! Felled, Push had to endure Tanner lighting an imaginary blunt and then hitting a knee drop! REJECT Using the knee; the staple of any good maineventer since 1999. Fabian wanted the tag, but Tanner felt like showing off a bit more. The Floridian went up top and played for cheers….but got tossed to the mat by an (Illegal) Bedrock! Referee Rikishi tried to get rid of Bedrock, but Bedrock responded by delivering a thrust kick to floor Tanner! “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!” WIN We gonna bury you and we ain’t gonna bury you a G! Push hopped on Tanner for the cover… ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! Push locked in a reverse chinlock, thinking to wear Tanner down. However, the King of The Ring easily fought upright and swiftly drilled Push with a sleeper slam! RENEE Sun Burn! Dazed, Push staggered upright and got struck by Tanner’s running dropkick! The King of The Ring hit a surfs up pose that simply led to Win grabbing him by the hair from the apron! REJECT That’s why I keep a haircut you can set your watch to. Tanner broke free with a shot to Win’s ribs. Yet the damage was done as Push hit a snapmare onto the knee! RENEE The One Move of Doom! Would it be doom? Referee Rikishi counted the important pinfall… ONE! TWO! Kickout! RENEE So far Tanner is doing this all on his own. REJECT Which is stupid. Why put forth extra effort when you’re heading into a match, the biggest of your life, against a 1000 year old vampire? Bedrock got the tag and came in DROOLING and RAVING! TANNER Woah, dude, chill! The Neolithic Avenger charged at Tanner only to get taken down by a simple drop toe hold! The Flordian hit the ropes and rolled back with a beautiful senton! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Young Wild and Tan! As Bedrock laid on the mat, the King of The Ring went to the top rope. He called for the Five Star Tan Splash to a huge cheer. But plans took a turn as FABIAN SHOVED HIM OFF THE ROPES ONTO THE GUARDRAIL! RENEE Oh my gosh! REJECT You’re not going to steal the spotlight from The Divine. Fabian ignored Tanner’s suffering and headed into the ring! The champ slung himself off the ropes to nail a picture perfect VAMPIRSAULT on Bedrock! But much to Fabian’s surprise, BEDROCK ROSE IMMEDIALTEY! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” Bedrock drilled Fabian with a thrust kick that left the champion staggered! REJECT I’d say he’s winded but I’m not sure vampires breathe. Bedrock started drooling and raving again before throwing out another thrust kick! This time Fabian caught the kick and ended up working his way behind the caveman. From there The Divine drove Bedrock down with a full nelson facecrusher! QUEEN ESTHER Huzzah! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE The Bloodsucker! Again Fabian hit the ropes and landed a VAMPIRISAULT on the caveman! This time Bedrock stayed down… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! WIN BROKE UP THE PIN WITH A CHAIR TO FABIAN’S BACK! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” the fans hissed as Rikishi called for the DQ! Winner: Fabian Nystrom and Tanner Neptune, via DQ Steal Yo Push and Win attacked Fabian, stomping and hitting him like a pair of common thugs! But they didn’t count on the return of TANNER NEPTUNE who drilled them both with the GALAXY TITLE! But Tanner didn’t count on the maliciousness of vampires and fell victim to Fabian’s BLOODSUCKER! QUEEN ESTHER Oh good heavens! The champ would stand large until he found himself smoked with a THIRD THRUST KICK by BEDROCK! Indeed the Neolithic Avenger would have the last laugh as he hit Fabian with his running front flip senton finisher! After that the caveman held the title high above his head! BEDROCK BLARGHHHH! And on that we faded out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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