Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Highlights of the events leading up to Anglemania XIX: Ass2Mouth play to a song set to lyrics to the tune of I Want It All, the old Smackdown Ruthlesss Aggression theme… It’s been a long dick Uh, Uh, Uh Get It, Get It, Aiyo, it’s my pussy my time My tits, and my ass My doggystyle and my cowgirl Hustle, sweat, and I want your cum too! A whore smells cock And I smell a lot The prudes fled scared Cause they saw we was hot! We want it all in excess The anal sex and oral sex And lots of cum shots We want it all! At Ass 2 Mouth We Want It All! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 We cut to Sofa Central where Renee Young and Alix are dressed in sexy evening gowns with Renee’s being a classier number, whereas Alix’s is a sluttier, number fit more for the strip club environment. RENEE Ho ho ho ho! Merry Christmas and to all a good fucking! We’re in Déjà vu in Tampa Bay, Florida for Anglemania 19 Ass 2 Mouth on Christmas Night! I am Renee Young and this Alix Maria Spezia, four time OAOAST Champion and specialist in ass to mouth. ALIX ……. RENEE Are you ignoring me? ALIX Cold shoulder, ho, ho, I don't know you, nigga. RENEE Holiday pay isn’t even worth it, Tabitha entered to “Death By Rock And Roll” by The Pretty Reckless… Jenny died of suicideWith a candle burnin' in her eyeBut on my tombstone when I goJust put "Death by Rock and Roll" RENEE We open this unique Anglemania with a pair of unique Hotties! The Sandman9000’s pesky daughter, Dreamy and the secretive blond bombshell, Tabitha! ALIX This business is a lot like 7-11, you just gotta grab what you want. You see that Twinkie and by gawd you take it and run out before the Indian behind the counter can see. And Tabitha and Dream wanted to make an impact so they went out and took an Anglemania spot. But that Indian, Adelphe, is standing in their way. RENEE I have no idea what you’re trying to say. ALIX Sometimes geniuses are hard to comprehend. Before the match, Dreamy got on the mic… DREAMY Greeting sto all our fans in Tampa Bay! “BBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” DREAMY I know since all you have is are the Lightening who won a cheap bubble title against an injured Dallas team, a Rays team that couldn’t get the job done against the Dodgers and a Bucs team lead by a 60 year old man you’re desperate to see what a winner looks like, so here we are tonight to show you! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!” TABITHA And since you people actually frequent a club that has…midget wrestling…ewww…as an attraction…you have to be starved to see the Mount Rushmore of beauty in action. DREAMY So for those with the benefit of quality phone cameras, my girl Tabitha will strike a Simply Irrestible 5 second pose… ALIX Awww man I spilled my Kool-Aid all over my phone before the show. RENEE You really are hopeless. Adelphe entered to “Sonnamublist” by BT… So little time, so little time - I'm so frustratedSo little joy, so little joy - It's complicatedSo little time, so little time, time to work it on outYeah yeah So little joy, so little joy - It's complicatedI feel I'm stumbling in the dark - SomnambulatedI feel my heart seekin' the sparks, and prayin' for loveLove lovePrayin' for love Simply being loved loved lovedSimply being loved loved lovedSimply being loved loved lovedIs more than enough, yeah yeahSimply being loved loved lovedSimply being loved loved lovedSimply being loved loved lovedIs more than enough, yeah yeah RENEE Two legacies collide here tonight, Adelphe the cousin of the Nerdly family battles Tabitha, who, well we have no clue who’s daughter she is. ALIX Max Anderson’s! RENEE You think? ALIX She said her dad’s body is on the Mount Rushmore of bodybuilding and Max is jacked to this day. Max throws a mean spinebuster and so does Tabby. I solved the mystery! I really am a genius! RENEE Let’s not talk crazy here. DING DING DING Dreamy hopped on guest commentary to earn her payday Adelphe announced her famous pre-match spiel first... ADELPHE The chosen heroine arrives! And what is she called, this maiden of darkness? Adelphe Nerdregard is her name! DREAM What a nerd! Lockup to start, which ended rather poorly for The Celestial Cum Craver who Tabitha pushed all the way across the ring! Pretty impressed with herself, Tabby flexed for the pervs… The fight ran through Adelphe’s blood and she engaged in another lockup. This time, Tabby forced Adelphe all the way to the corner. As is the custom, Tabby gave Adelphe a condescending face pat before flexing da gunz… DREAMY That’s body goals, Renee. Too bad your inferior Canadian genetics and noodle arms will never achieve peak condition like Tabitha. ALIX Awww, I feel bad for you, Renee. RENEE Stop encouraging her. Tabitha smiled and encouraged a test of strength, which Adelphe agreed to. But Adelphe outsmarted Tabitha and hip tossed her to the ground. TABITHA Do you think your special, darling? ADELPHE I am the chosen heroine! TABITHA Hmph! Tabitha came shot for Adelphe’s legs, but found Adelphe far quicker than her. The Quebec native, Adelphe, then hit a double stomp on a downed Tabitha and stepped forward to salute the crowd. “TRIPLE C! TRIPLE C! TRIPLE C!” TABITHA Hmph! Tabby got up furious which lead to her eating a dropkick to the face! TABITHA Ow! Ow! I give up! I give up! REFEREE RIKISHI You for real, mang? Forced to rethink what that actually meant, a furious Tabby launched a lariat at Adelphe. The Celestial Cum Craver ducked the attacked and then went wild with the chops on poor Tabitha! RENEE Listen to the sound of those chops! I’m glad I’m the one with the Canadian genetics and noodle arms. Tabitah shut Adelphe down with a knee to the gut, followed by a deaaaaaaaaalyed suplex! ALIX My gawd look at the power! A cover only got two and promptly lead into a reverse chinlock. Such a simple hold wouldn’t beat Adelphe and she expertly slipped out of it. The Quebec native then blasted The Showstopper with forearms before taking off to the ropes. But when she came back, Tabby turned her inside out with a big clothesline! DREAMY Inferior Canadian genetics defeated again, Renee. Quite proud of herself, Tabby told the strip club crowd to give it up for her… Since they weren’t here for her personality, the gathered pervs were more than happy to salute her arrogant show since it met jiggling eighteen year old titties! ALIX Tabitha threw that clothesline from the very gates of hell! But dem boobies come from with the blessings of black Jesus! Praise be! Tabitha stomped away at Adelphe until she started to choke the redhead in the corner. Rikishi issued a warning leading Tabby to arrogantly back off. But when the LA native came charging back, Adelphe surprised her with a… ADELPHE LUMINARY UPPERCUT! DREAMY Eeeeeeek! RENEE That’s Adelphe’s finisher, the very same finisher that won her a Hard on Hoes Title! ALIX But does Adelphe have the strength to make the cover? She has the will but does she have the way the damn it? Adelphe very painfully and very slowly crawled to cover Tabby… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! A KICKOUT! “THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!” the scattered fans shouted. DREAMY Not only are Floridians inbred, they can’t even count! Both ladies slowly found their footing with Tabby throwing a lariat at Adelphe. The Canadian ducked the attack and hit a leaping snapmare on her foe! RENEE Blazing Light! ALIX That reminds me I need to blaze some weed. And if you’re listening backstage make sure it’s laced with something. You can surprise me with what it is! RENEE Please ignore that. Tabitha rolled to the ropes, using the cables to bring herself upright. She fended off a charging Adelphe with a raised elbow. Then sent the former Hard On Hoes champion into the ropes. When Adelphe came back The Showstopper twisted her in the makings of a tilt a whirl slam. But, Adelphe turned it into a spinning headscissors! RENEE The tables got turned in a big way on Tabitha! A dizzied Tabitha staggered to her feet and walked right into a second Blazing Light! DREMAY This is bias refereeing. Adelphe is being allowed to use illegal chokeholds and throw my gal to the ground. But of course this kind of BS stands in a crooked like Florida. Adelphe went to the top rope and shocked everyone by hitting a SHOOTING STAR PRESS! “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” ALIX She ain’t Matt Sydal folks! That’s a full god damn rotation! The cover... ONE! TWO! Dreamy distracted Rikishi by pretty much acting like a loon, mocking his stinkface, his children, even his pimply ass! ADELPHE Celestial Mother, guide your star child! With that scream, The Celestial Cum Craver pounced upon Dreamy and nailed her with a tornado DDT! ADELPHE 55 star blessings! Simply Irresistible spun Adelphe around and booted her in the gut. From there she threw her down with a last ride powerbomb! “OOOOOOOOOOOH!” RENEE She calls that Grand Theft Auto! TABITHA Boys, are you ready for the grind?? The hot dogs in attendance went wild at the thought of this eighteen year old bitch grinding those sexy hips. But Adelphe had other ideas! In desperation she reached up and hauled Tabby into a pin! CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! No! Tabitha powered out the pin! Simply Irresistible ripped the red headed Canadian off the mat then violently threw her down with a.... ALIX MAIN EVENT SPINEBUSTER! Listen to the impact! That moved spelled doom for Adelphe who failed to kick out the pin. Winner: Tabitha, via pinfall Post-match Dreamy collected two chairs and spoke to the deflated audience... DREAMY I know you hillbillies lack culture and class, but we’re about to give you some beautiful music in the form of a CONCHAIRTO hahahahaha! ALIX My god, they wouldn’t! They would! Tabby and Dreamy set Adelphe up for the deadly attack...only to have it ruined by a hooded figure wielding a pair of scissors arrive into the ring! That spooked the heels who ran for the hills! RENEE Who is that hooded person? ALIX A guardian angel, just like that guy who saved my dad from that prison stabbing and only asked for one handjob in return. The hooded person slowly revealed themselves as.... PIRETTE SAINT NERDREGARD!!! ALIX My god they let her out! They let her out the institution! Adelphe’s big sister is back!! Her sister may be nuts but Adelphe still gives her a big hug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 We find social media influence, Syklar, influcining the world to ta ton of a hard ons as she strikes this pose.... SKYLAR Charli, you've been number one on my Christmas list since the moment I laid eyes on you. Now I'm going to unwrap you and take all your goodies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Skylar entered to “Let Me Tell You Something” LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! YOU'RE EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!! RENEE Since she has arrived onto the Raw Is Whore scene, Skylar has been obsessed with Charli 9ine. But Charli 9ine wants nothing to do with Skylar. Only now they meet in an OVARY title match where the undefeated Skylar challenges her crush. ALIX It’s like Bedrock says…errr shows! You gotta beat em into submission! RENEE I don’t think we should take mating advice from Bedrock. Charli 9ine entered to “End Game” by Taylro Swift…. I wanna be your endgame I wanna be your first string I wanna be your A-Team (whoa, whoa, whoa) I wanna be your endgame, endgame Big reputation, big reputation Ooh, you and me, we got big reputations, ah And you heard about me, ooh I got some big enemies (yah) Big reputation, big reputation Ooh, you and me would be a big conversation, ah (git git) And I heard about you, ooh (yah) You like the bad ones too RENEE Charli 9ine, a small town girl from Iowa, grew up a Cheerleader, now on the big stage of the finest strip club in Florida! The year started out rocky thanks to LeBrenda James. But how will it end? ALIX Fast asleep after a drunken Skylite orgy! RENEE You’d like to see that. ALIX I so would. DING DING DING Skylar lured her temperamental foe into the corner, and when Charli finally came in the challenge stepped aside. This led the champ to fall into the corner posts. CHARLI Grrrrrr! That wasn’t the only thing to get mad about; Skylar danced a hand across Charli’s ass! CHARLI Ouch! SKYLAR You’re supposed to say thank you. CHARLI Try that again and see what happens, punk! The next blow from Skylar slashed across the back of Charli’s thighs and had the younger blond from Iowa screaming out in agony. ALIX Charli got dat power! She got dat Tyson Fury hand! RENEE Yeah, I don’t think Tyson Fury is spanking his opponents. Skylar dared, quite literally dared Charli to bring the same punishment to her fresh behind… But Charli 9ine came running in with an elbow drop…that got avoided by a rolling Skylar. Pained, the Iowa born and raised champion stood up into a single arm DDT from The Influencer! RENEE Nice bit of strategy from Skylar, who goes right into the pin… ONE! TWO! But Skylar lifted Charli’s head up! ALIX Skylar might regret that. If you have someone finished then you gotta finish them. Unless that someone is Rico De Janerio, then you can kind of bully him and kill his heat to amuse the boys and girls in the back hehehehhe. RENEE You’re a great locker room leader. Skylar showed off the goods, .... Which led our younger teen fans to start stroking immediately. But the elder expiermced pervs knew the best was yet to come! CHARLI You want, Charli, you got Charli! This led Charli to pounce upon her foe with Lou Thez press! But not just any Thez press, one that had the busty blond tit goddesses tearing at each other’s clothes until they found themselves free of their skimpy attire! ALIX God almighty it’s time to abandon Islam! RENEE That’s your weirdest call yet. Charli, not wanting to be topped by Skylar bucked her fellow blond off her. But, Skylar wanted that hot Midwestern corn fed body and dove back atop Charli! ALIX Something tells me Skylar is more of a breast woman. Alix was a good scout as Skylar began molesting Charli’s enormous globes, taking as much as she could into her dainty hands. ALIX Skylar is molesting Charli like they’re related! RENEE Eep! Still not wanting to be dommed, Charli bucked the thinner Skylar off her. CHARLI You’re gonna be sorry you ever messed with me, punk! SKYLAR Hahahhaha! You’re adorable when you’re angry. CHARLI Grrrr! Charli took a swing at Skylar but wound up looking more like a jobber than a champion with a huge miss. The Connteitnitcut native tripped Charli like she was some backwoods midwestern bumpkin. Poor Charli seemed out of her element after all that tough talk. But no one really cared about her wrestling skill. We just wanted to see some sluts roll around nude. Luckily Skylar knew what we wanted and gave us a little warm up of the goods… SKYLAR You’re so fucking gorgeous. You were put on this earth for me, baby. CHARLI Get real! Charli slapped Skylar’s hand away and tried an Irish whip. But the CT native reversed that hold and snapped the arm she just struck with a single arm DDT with an arm wringer. RENEE Skylar doesn’t wrestle often but when she does she looks like she could compete with Eponine. ALIX Dude, Skylar can do anything! If you put her on the Jets right now at QB they’d make the Super Bowl and they haven’t won a single game and the season is almost over. If you made her coach of The Clippers we’d smoke The Lakers out of Staples. RENEE Keep dreaming. Poor Charli got her arm seized by Skylar then got flipped over onto the mat! Then the challenger snapped Charli’s arm again, which turned the busty babe over onto her knees. Now this may have presented some fine meat flaps, but Skylar and I are here for the tits. SKYLAR Camera man, please, immortalize the beauty of my goddess’ struggle, immortalize the beauty of her soft globes and the hardness of her nipples. ALIX Skylar is kind of like a Lady XFL or Malaysia that goes to Coachella. With the match being broken up by molesting and arm drags it was hard for Charli to get into any sort of flow. All she could do was snarl and throw herself at Skylar! SKYLAR Oh yes! The blonds rolled themselves across the ring in what would truly go down as a workrate classic. Or not. No one quite cared if this was 6 stars in the Tokyo Dome between two dudes who looked like backyarders. We had hot blond bitches tearing and clawing at each other! The crowd rooted them on as the sluts degraded themselves for the male gaze and the male schlong stroking. ALIX I don’t claim to be an expert in the male anatomy but if every match is as hot as this one these fellas are gonna stroke their skin off! PornHub may have nuked their site but we’re still going strong! Indeed things got hott to the point men in the front row had to be serviced by The Fluffers. Why? Because Charli had Skylar bent over her knee… CHARLI Let’s see how you like it, punk! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!: SKYLAR Mmmm, yeah, give it to me baby! Charli didn’t like that Skylar enjoyed that so much and tried to turn things into a rib breaker! After that, Charli twisted Skylar into an abdominal stretch. RENEE A lot of people didn’t take Skylar seriously. They thought she was just an influencer with a bunch of lackeys. But here she is in a title match at Anglemania. SKYLAR Mmmm, yeah keep me close, baby! CHARLI Argh, disgusting! Charli shoved Skylar away, then hauled her in in hopes of hitting a belly to belly. But once again Skylar had other ideas in mind and lavished her obsession with kisses! ALIX Whoooo hoooo! Two hot blonds kissing? The entire country of Japan is busting mad nuts! But things got serious when Charli whipped behind Skylar and threw her across the ring with a release German suplex! CHARLI I LOOK GOOD! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAA!” Skylar sees nothing but that sweet tight ass and makes a charge for it. What she got was tossed across the ring by Charli’s belly to belly suplex! ALIX My god what a throw! She threw her back to the Spanish Influenza! LAURI appeard on the apron with a CHALRI SIX9INES GOATS sign, and as you can imagine that got her punched in the face by the OVARY champion. ALIX She is from Iowa though. RENEE Alix’s views do not represent those of the OAOAOST or it’s staff. ALIX They so do! Charli dragged Lauri into the ring and proceeded to rain punches down upon her because well who wants to be accused of fucking goats?! Lauri’s defense? Hold her sign over her face! ALIX She’s tougher than Chris Paul at least! But help came for Lauri when Skylar yanked Charli off her official sign mistress and surprised Charli with a twisting neckbreaker into a stunner!!!! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!” RENEE! Connecticut Blood Money!!! ALIX That’s some prime Attitude Era fuckery, folks! The cover…. ONE! TWO! THREE! Charli with the kickout!!!!!!!!!!!!! “CHARLI! CHARLI! CHARLI!” the fans chanted! ALIX I don’t know how but somehow Charli 9ine kicked out that Connecticut Blood Money! Skylar dragged Charli into the corner and sat her against the ring posts. There Charli bore witness to Skylar shaking her ass ala Refere Rikishi! “YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALIX By gawd that’s a restraint quality ass right there, Renee Young, ass! RENEE What type of restaurant are you talking about? ALIX I’m talking about at least Applebee’s! RENEE You’re probably gonna be unfollowed and blocked. Skylar backed that juicy thang up on Charli! But Charli welcomed Skylar’s arrival by clamping down onto her muff with all five fingers! ALIX She’s got her fur burger! She’s got her fur burger! RENEE Her fur burger?! SKYLAR Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! OH GOD YES! Sweat dripped down Skylar’s forehead as moans of pleasure, pursed through her pink lips. Her carnal lust had now reached epic proportions! Her body quaked and pulsated as it rode wave after wave of joy. RENEE Hey, someone’s coming! ALIX That’s Dasha! DASHA I be coming to make the saving! DASHA, the loveable Skylite, charged from out back and went up top. She flew off just as she promise, leaping with a cross body! But Charli threw Skylar in Dasha’s path and the pair collided in a path of silicone, glitter and Bath and Body Works body lotion! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” Dazed, Skylar, stood up and got ran through with a SPEAR from Charli! CHARLI ARERRRRRGGGGGH! ALIX Arrrrrrrggggghh!!!!!!!!! DASH Oh no! Charli hoisted her foe onto her shoulders then threw her out into a cutter! RENEE Cuffing Season! The cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING Winner: Charli 9ine, via pinfall RENEE An unusual match, an unusual finish, but the usual result for Charli 9ine heading into 2021. ALIX Poor Skylar. She lost 13 IG followers from that loss! RENEE How will she ever survive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Backstage we find… [b]EPONINE BLACK[/b] performing a series of Hindu Squats when none other than DAN BLACK, her father, approaches her with a hand on her shoulder. EPONINE EEEeek! DAN Calm down, it’s just me. EPONINE Don’t sneak up on me like that! DAN Sorry, sorry. EPONINE What do you want, old man? I’m prepping for my tag title defense. DAN Do you mean yours and Isabella’s? EPONINE The titles are more mine than Isabella’s! DAN Eponine, I know you and Isabella are having problems. EPONINE Hmph! You didn’t even notice the last three months, but when it’s at the last minute, you come to do what? DAN You’re a tag team. Key word, team. You can’t win without Isabella and she can’t win with you. EPONINE I don’t care what you say. I have to pursue my true calling; making every member of Whoros my bitch! DAN You’re missing the point. EPONINE Must I explain it to you, old man? I’m the champion of the team. You wouldn’t believe all the hard work I put in- BLACK Wait, none of that matters. You’re a team! All your jabber about who did what and who does this doesn’t matter when you’re facing vampires. EPONINE You’re wrong. I’m justified. Isabella is just like you, selfish and unreliable. Now let me go…father. Eponine strides away wither her dad at a loss for words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 ***The Nasty Boyds Vs Sammi and ????*** The Nasty Boyds were out first, entering to Deep Six by Marylin Manson You wanna know what Zeus said to NarcissusYou'd betta watch yourselfYou wanna know what Zeus said to NarcissusYou'd better watch yourselfYou'd better watch yourself ALIX There they are, fallen off the Cayley family tree and straight out the Valdosta State Prison in Georgia, Nikki and Brit, The Nasty Boyds. RENEE They are former Hotties Tag Team Champions and I’m not sure who their cousin, Samantha Cayley, can bring along to match that. RFN hopped on the microphone and mute buttons were hit around the country… RFN Sammi Cayley! I took a shit on your bag and after my girls are done beating your scrawny ass I’m gonna take a shit on you and your partners head! ALIX Sounds like something Christian Wright would be into! RENEE Please don’t bury people tonight. Sammi entered to “Blood Brother” by Zed’s Dead… Years go, limit some once fast Swallowing the past Making something last I've seen you at your lowest of low Watching your demons grow Struggle you won't show Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me SAMMI Oh no, little man. You’ve got it all wrong. You’ve put yourself in front of the Little Hottie That Could, my partner, BREA BREA! Uh-oh, running out of breath, but I Oh, I, I got stamina Uh-oh, running now, I close my eyes Well, oh, I got stamina And uh-oh, I see another mountain to climb But I, I, I got stamina Uh-oh, I need another lover, be mine Cause I, I, I got stamina Don't give up, I won't give up Don't give up, no no no Don't give up, I won't give up Don't give up, no no no ALIX My gawd! My gawd in heaven! RENEE Brea Brea has returned from serious neck surgery and she is ready for a fight! Brea Brea and The Lioness hit the ring! Immediately a brawl ensued! Despite their bigger size, The Nastys couldn’t overpower the faces. Instead the former prison guards got tossed over the ropes by the good girls! SAMMI Let me hear you roar! “YYYYYYEEEEEEERAAAAAAA!” RENEE Brea Brea and Sammi are fired up! The hot headed Nikki ran back into the ring and got sucked into Sami’s Liontamer! Fortunately for Nikki she succeeded in bucking Sammi off her. The Lioness came right back and battered Nikki with knife edge chops. But Nikki used her strength advantage to turn the tables on her cousin and pound her stomach with heavy punches. Each blow landed like a bomb! NIKKI That was for mom, inmate! The cooler headed Brit took the tag. She measured up Sammi and delivered a boot that sent her out of the ring. Once Sammi saw Referee Nerdregard she saw red! The chase was on with RFN rushing into the ring and pleading for help. Sammi followed him and ate a big boot from Brit that connected with deadly accuracy! BRIT Never lose sight of your opponent, inmate. Brit measured Sammi for what she thought would be a successful knee drop. Instead Sammi hurriedly tripped her up into a single leg grab. Brit made the ropes but did so while grimacing in pain. RENEE I can’t imagine it’s easy to make a Boyd tap out. ALIX They’re so tough they don’t even know how to tap out. Brea accepted the tag and the socially distanced crowd went wild! ALIX Brea Brea, not afraid to fight two of the toughest females ever to lace their boots. The South American hottie traded blows with Brit, which was a bad idea. Brit overpowered her and sent her into the ropes. Back body drop by Brit? Not for Brea Brea who popped up and smashed Brit with a dropkick. RENEE Imagine your family living life in a trailer park, eating chef Boyardee for dinner, and collecting a government check. And you have three cousins, first cousins, who live in the lap of luxury. Think of the resentment you’d have. ALIX Totally. I used to get madder when my uncle used more fingers on my cousin than me! RENEE Uhh…. Brea ran at Brit with a lariat that barely budged the stoic Hottie. But Brea wouldn’t be stopped! Once again Brea ran at Brit with a lariat, and this time got pressed high into the air by Brit! A small smile crept onto Brit’s lips before she threw Brea to the ground! BRIT You made a mistake coming here, inmate. NIKKI Yeah! This ring is prison! As Nikki trashed talked, Brit locked Brea into a bear hug. Though the hold hurt horribly, Brea found the strength to fight free. Unfortunately, her freedom led to her being drilled by Brit’s lethal lariat! ALIX Look at the force, look at the velocity! My god, she just knocked her brains out! The cover…. ONE! TWO! Sammi broke up the pin! Referee Clem Buzzlefoxxer V ushered Sammi to her corner. His distraction gave way to Nikki’s entrance. Along with her elder sister, Nikki hammered Brea with a mighty double lariat! RENEE This is why the prison industrial complex needs to be reformed, because it trains people like the Nasty Boyds! ALIX Boy, howdy! Imagine you’re in solitary confinement and one of them walks in swinging that nightstick. Brea used the ropes to get to her feet, which led Brit using them to choke her. As Buzzlefoxxer counted, Nikki took the tag. The Nasty’s slung Brea into the ropes and lifted her for a back body drop. But Brea surprised them by hitting them both with a double DDT! ALIX You see, Renee, Brea Brea is South African so she’s got them motherland voodoo abilities to reverse wrestling moves. RENEE Motherland voodoo abilities? Nikki jumped up with steam almost coming out her nose. She took a wild swing at the former Hard On Hoes champion that got easily avoided. The Little Hotte That Could then jumped onto the ropes and bowled over both Boyds with a moonsault press! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” Again, Nikki jumped up, and this time her face was flush with anger. But she couldn’t do anything to Brea Brea who rocked her with a sliding lariat! RENEE A Fantastic Voyage makes a bad trip for Nikki Boyd! Sammi accepted the tag and Sammimania ran wild on her cousins! RENEE Nikki, Blaine, Sammi, they've all got that Cayley fire. It’s Brit who is the calm one. And it was Brit who calmly pulled Sammi off Nikki and hit her with a blue thunder powerbomb! ALIX Yeee-ouch! Sammi wasn’t finished though! Despite her sore back, she got up swinging and knocked Brit back into an empty corner. But when she charged the elder Boyd, Brit crushed her insides with a swinging gutbuster! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Fresh Out! REFEREE NERDREGARD You’re nothing, Sammi Cayley! You hear me? Nothing! Nikki ignored Buzzlefoxxer’s orders to leave the ring and began stomping away at Sammi. BUZZLEFOXXER Outta the ring, Nikki! Instead Buzzlefoxxer left the ring, courtesy of Nedregard yanking him out. When Buzzlefoxxer tried to send him backstage, the annoying referee hammered him in the jaw then knocked him out with a pair of crosses! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Hey! ALIX Hit him with that biscuit and two chicken wing combo! By the way, the food they serve here at Déjà vu is fantastic. RENEE That’s not what’s important here! Sammi tried to go after RFN, but couldn’t even leave the ring thanks to Brit decking her from behind with a lariat. Pained spread across Sammi’s body as The Nasties stomped away. Only when Brea arrived to pitch Brit through the ropes did Sammi get a break. ALIX Look at that smug look on that son of a bitch Nerdregard’s face! That man, that rat, is as dirty as unethical as they come. Nikki buried Sammi in the Nasty’s corner and proceeded to go across her face with scrapes. Poor Sammi started crying, which brought a smile to Nikki’s face. RENEE If they’ll treat a cousin like that imagine what they do to people who aren’t related to them! Brit received the tag, which leads Nikki to run across the ring and body bump Brea off the apron! NIKKI You need to stay out of family business, inmate! With Brea out of it, the Nastys forced Sammi to bend to their will. First they clobbered her with forearms, then they flung her into the air and brought her down with a tremendous Nasty Bomb! ALIX Good god in heaven they broke her in half! The cover… RENEE Uh, your manager knocked out the referee! No problem! A Referee manages them! Nerdregard threw off his Anglemania baseball jersey and dove into the ring to make the count… ONE! TWO! ALIX Not this way! THREE!!! NO!!!!! BREA BROKE UP THE PIN! RENEE Nice! Brea battered Nikki, until the point that the hothead escaped through the ropes. Then the South African babyface returned to her corner and begged Sammi for the tag. ALIX If Sammi Cayley, battered as she is, does not make this tag then there will be no other chance! Unfortunately for Sammi, Brit found her footing first and hammered The Lioness with punches. After breaking a weary Sammi down she sent her into the cables. But, imagine Brit’s surprise when Sammi summoned every last bit of strength in her body and connected with Cruel Intentions! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALIX Sammi Cayley, dug into her heart, dug into her soul and gave Brit Boyd a Cruel Intentions to remember! RENEE And does she pin Brit or tag Brea? Sammi began the painful trek to the corner. There Brea bounced on her glimmering boots, hungry for a tag! “LET’S GO BREA! LET’S GO SAMMI! LET’S GO BREA! LET’S GO SAMMI!” Finally, and with great effort Sammi dove forward and tagged Brea! ALIX Here she comes! Straight out of South Africa! Brea hit a returning Nikki with a springboard forearm that floored the Georgia native. The former Hard On Hoes champ then sent Nikki into the corner, where she bashed her with a stinger splash! BREA Let’s go, Tampa! “YYYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” ALIX Oh shit, we aren’t in Orlando? I got warrants in Tampa! Brit grabbed Brea with a waist lock and dragged her to the center of the ring. A snarling Nikki rushed forward for a lariat only to hit her big sister thanks to Brea rolling out the way! NIKKI Hold still, inmate! Well, Brea certainly wasn’t about to do that! She used the top rope as a launch pad and hit Nikki with a springboard dropkick! RENEE There hasn’t been any sign of ring rust on Brea Brea. The Little Hottie That Could looks as good as ever! Birt tried to Bust Some Cheeks with a backsuplex back breaker on the loveable South African! But Brea curled out the hold and threw Brit down with a South African arm drag! ALIX Overcharge these bitches for what they did to Nelson Mandela! Nikki seized hold of Brea by her curly blond hair and began twisting her around with a sneer on her face. But, Brea surprised Nikki by suddenly whipping her about into a Hangman’s Facebuster! RENEE Brea’s Breeze floors Nikki! There’s no chance for a cover as our referee, Wally Nerdregard began stomping away at Brea! ALIX An official attacking the competitor? Takes me back to my community service as a little league ump. But that 11 year old deserved it, Brea doesn’t! Nerdregard yanked Brea into a front face lock, with a wicked smile playing across his weasel face. RENEE Nerdregard needs to be stripped of his manager’s license! ALIX He needs to be stripped of his life! That cocky smile got wiped off Nerdregard’s face as Sammi obliterated him with Cruel Intentions 1! “YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAA!” Sammi talked trash to the fallen official turned referee. This took her eye off Nikki who quickly spun her around and stashed her into a standing head scissors... ALIX I see a Nasty Bomb coming! But Brit got speared by Brea! A shocked Nikki then found herself victory rolled by Sammi! Brea used RFN’s limp hand to count the fall... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THEEE!!! Winners: Sammi Cayley and Brea Brea, via pinfall RENEE Sammi and Brea snatched victory from the jaws of defeat! Brea gave Sammi a BIG HUG, even lifting her into the air. ALIX An Anglemania moment to remember, now matter how many edibles I ate before the show. Nikki threw a fit, arguing with Lillian against the official announcement. RENEE Oh, now Wally Nerdregard isn’t a real official. I see how that works. ALIX They don’t call em the Nasty Boyds for nothing and there’s gonna be some nasty blow back on Raw Is Whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Stood in front of a Raw Is Whore backdrop are Alsyanne and The Hard On Hoes champ, Lady Xena Fransesca Long. At their side is an old favorite…Rick Heyross! HEYROSS My name is Rick Heyross, and I am the progenitor of Team Heyross, The Xavier Franklin Long, The All XFL Team and The XFL Network, today I present to you the heirs what I founded…Alysanne and Lady Xena Fransceca Long. Ladies, if you will. ALYSANNE Thank you, Rick. Always lovely to see you. With all the election business I think people have been fooled into thinking we live in a democracy. News flash: We live in a meritocracy. Those with actual intelligence and ability rule you pathetic people. Those like myself. The weak, the stupid, the useless, like my sister, Rhaenys, fall in line or fall behind. Raw Is Whore may be founded on nepotism but it follows the same rules. The one with skill rules the whorehouse. Lady XFL grunts in agreement. ALYSANNE Do I need to tell you that Lady XFL, The Orlando Hammer, is a 2009 and 2010 Flordia state female athlete of the year? Do I need to tell you Lady XFL, The Orlando Hammer, is the 2010’s Florida state female athlete of the decade? Do I need to tell you that Lady XFL, The Orlando Hammer, is a three time LFL most valuable player? Do I need to tell you that Lady XFL, The Orlando Hammer, is the longest-reigning Hard On Hoes champion in history? Do I need to tell you that Lady XFL, The Orlando Hammer, will continue holding the Hard On Hoes champion for as long as she wants? LADY XFL No! Maya, Jade? You’re entertainers. You make me laugh. I find you comical. I am an athlete. Do you know what I do as an athlete? I dominate! And no matter who your mother is or who you fought in the OAOAST, nothing has prepared you for me! ALYSANNE See you soon, girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 *** Annagret Wickedborn, Cinnamon Spoons, Kiki Kix, Didi & Pipi Bigguns vs. Tori Malibu, How2Girl, Euphoria, Zelda Bazil & Miss Kunt w/ The Soccer Mom *** Reunited but it didn’t feel — or look — so good early for Woke Queens and their merry misfits when the childlike Zelda jumped at the chance to see a magic trick! DIDI Watch my hands. *moves right hand in circular motion* Are you watching? ZELDA I’m watching! I’m watching! DIDI Are you sure? *continues to move right hand* ZELDA Y— THWAP! Unfortunately poor Z didn’t listen carefully enough. Didi said to watch her hands. Instead Z focused entirely on the right and forgot about the left, which allowed Didi to sneak in a slap as nasty as the WEDGIE that followed! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” Somewhere the man, the myth, the miscreant Undie Brown beat off, which likely intensified when Pipi gave Z a spanking dedicated to The Soccer Mom! ZELDA Wah, wah, waaaaah! RENEE Anyone who watched the recent edition of Raw is Whore knows exactly what this is all about. The Bigguns can’t touch The Soccer Mom so they’re taking their frustration out on Zelda! Unable to watch any longer The Soccer Mom was prepared to throw in the proverbial towel via her white sweater when Euphoria stepped in and shook the MILFs jugs! So hypnotic was the jiggle from E’s wiggle that it managed to block Z’s pain and humiliation! Even the Bigguns couldn’t help but stare, a mix of rage and jealousy in their eyes, though they got quite the surprise when Z decided to show them a real magic trick... MAKING PIPI’S FACE DISAPPEAR IN DIDI’S ASS!!! “HO-LY SHIT!” “HO-LY SHIT!” “HO-LY SHIT!” ALIX Howdy Doody! RENEE 🤷♀️ Zelda took a bow then bowed out, leaving the Bigguns to feel the wrath of Miss Kunt. Kiki Kix came to their defense but Miss K was quick to answer. Woke Queens then got involved with some double-team action until Annagret broke their momentum, opening the door for her and Cinnamon Spoons to do a number on Tori. Euphoria attempted to intervene but was led away by the ref. Growing agitated as the heels continued to take liberties with Tori, Euphoria finally had enough and got spicy with Cinnamon. RENEE It’s a good thing Cinnamon already has half of her head shaved or Euphoria would have snatched her bald! With Tori prone mid-ring Annagret decided to take flight, but not before a little sexy tease. The time wasted enabled Tori to avoid the Wicked Wind, which caused Annagret to land hard tailbone-first! As men worldwide wished they could soothe her pain with a glute massage Tori crawled toward her corner where Euphoria eagerly anticipated the tag, which went to How2Girl instead! “YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!” EUPHORIA 😮 H2G cleaned house before all hell broke loose inside and outside the ring! Action Zelda hoped to avoid burying her face in The Soccer Mom’s bosom! The Bigguns weren’t gonna let her off the hook that easily and chased her around the ring... only for TSM to trip them up! Kiki took up the pursuit as Zelda dived in the ring to get away which led to a happy accident where Annagret tumbled over her! H2G immediately capitalized with FANFARE FOR THE SUPERGIRL for the 1-2-3! Winners: Woke Queens, Euphoria, Zelda Bazil & Miss Kunt, via pinfall. Happy to have survived Zelda showed genuine excitement for something other than magic! Although being the meat in a Soccer Mom/Miss K hug sandwich is enough to do just that! Meanwhile, Euphoria was ready to celebrate with Tori who simply gave her a quick high-five while moving on to embrace H2G! EUPHORIA 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Inside one of the private rooms of Déjà vu we find CPA sat with the legendary GODFATHER! GODFATHER Once again it’s time to come aboard the ho train for Pimp To Pimp. CPA, man, what’s good? CPA Everything is everything. GODFATHER My brother, for those young pimps new to the game how do you know when you got a real honest to god ho? CPA When you send your woman out the door and she see all these guys society would consider handsome. And they spitting the best game to your broad, and they even bad-mouthing the clothes you wear and the car you drive. Just dirty macking you to the bitch, talking about ‘you too beautiful to even be with that man.’ “Whoever got you he don’t deserve you, he green as a pool table.” Then you got another pimp pulling up talking about “my bitch got on Louis and my bitch got on Gucci and don’t you want to look like my bitch.” “It’s top of the morning; whoever got you out here must not love you! All my hoes is in bed now eating 5 star room service.” Then she got the VICE squad cracking down, gangbangers talking about “if yo folk don’t give us a cut we gonna kill you, bitch. Or else get yo ass off this corner.” Bitch gotta endure all of that just to come back with it. Top of the morning. If that bitch can go through pimps, if that bitch can through simps, and that bitch can remain loyal day in and day out, son, you got yourself a ho! GODFATHER I know that’s right. But do we love these hoes? CPA Son, I can’t understand when these motherfuckers that’s lame to the game ask how could you love this woman, how could you have sex with this woman? Any woman that’s willing to go through that and remain loyal how could you not love a woman like that? And for the niggas that say they’re married but good for the game, how could you go from presiding over a woman like that to a square bitch who think she equal with you? GODFATHER Ain’t it the truth? CPA How can you go from a woman willingly crossing country to seduce and reduce strangers, who puts herself in dangers, for a bitch that thinks she’s your equal? I want to ask you husbands something: What has your wife been through for you? How has she been tested? You want to talk like she’s a diamond? Diamonds get tested! You wanna act like the bitch is gold? Gold go through fire! The pimpin is necessary and the game is forever. GODFATHER Light one up to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 ***Raw Is Whore Tag Team Championships: Whoros Vs Chicks Over Black Dicks*** Whoros entered to “Happy Song” by Bring Me The Horizon… S.P.I.R.I.T.Spirit, let's hear itS.P.I.R.I.T.Spirit, let's hear itLet's go!!! RENEE There have been a few in match hiccups but otherwise Whoros has dominated Chicks Over Black Dicks. Every match, no matter the pairing has seen Whoros come out on top for a perfect five wins and no losses against Isabella and Eponine. ALIX It’s awful! They’re doing to Izzy and EB what Krista and I used to do The Enterprise. T RENEE And a lot of these losses are self inflicted wounds by Chicks Over Black Dicks, who are coming apart at the seams. Glass Juliet strut around the ring like the tag titles were already won…. “Boys” “Boys” by Charli XCX hit next, and Eponine came out by herself… RENEE Are they entering separately? ALOX This is real bad… “Boys” restarted and Isabella emerged…. RENEE We’ve seen tag teams implode in the OAOAST. But we’ve never seen them implode ahead of defending the tag titles at Anglemania. ALIX This is super bad, Renee. I’ve had an easier time getting Crips and Bloods together for an orgy than I’ve had getting these two on the same page. Effie and Juli took advantage of the ongoing dissension between the champs and pounced on them! The vampire cheerleaders hammered the champs and then threw them down with a pair of vertical suplexes! The champs staggered to their feet and soon found themselves clotheslined over the ropes! ALIX My girls are looking less like COD and more like COD, crap on delivery! Get it together, you two! Come on! Eponine dove into the ring ahead of Izzy, causing Titania to declare to her the legal competitor. The Brit locked up with Glass Juliet and managed to force her into a side headlock. From there, Eponine swung behind her vampire foe and tripped her up by the legs. She then pounced upon her with a grounded side headlock. RENEE I don’t think anyone on the roster is going to outwrestle Eponine Black. Glass Juliet brought herself upright and shoved Eponine into the ropes. Lowering her head proved to be a mistake for the vampire as Eponine smashed her with a HARD kick! ALIX She was letting out all her frustrations on that one! Eponine then smashed a pair of chops at Glass that forced the former University of Michigan cheerleader to retreat to the arms of her daddy! GLASS JULIET Gimmie a c-o-c-k! Glass Juliet got exactly what she wanted from her big black daddy. The master pimp fed his little white slut some bbc… RENEE There’s whores and then there’s WHOROS! But this SLUT got dragged from her precious BBC by Eponine, who held a grip on her hair. Alas, Eponine didn’t get to do more than drag her into the ring before Effie blasted her with a dropkick! ALIX Izzy, you gotta watch EB’s back! Like how dad used to have me watch his back on the drug dealing corner when school was out. Effie took the tag and hit a middle rope splash that would make Pipi proud! RENEE Middle Rope Peanut Buttercup Crush! ALIX I wish I had some peanut buttercups. EB managed to kick out the pin, and swiftly found her way to her feet. She dodged Effie’s lariat then tried to drag her down with the Heart of Ice. But, Effie used vampire ability to power out the hold. The cheery vamp then jumped at EB, seeking an Effiesteiner only to get tossed overhead with an alley ooop!! EFFIE Daddy, I need that BBC! EPONINE Like hell ya do! Eponine grounded a cock hungry Effie with a sharpshooter! Effie was desperate for some black dick and summoned the strength to crawl to the ropes. There she nourished herself on black cock even as Eponine held the hold past 5. RENEE Well, I’m not sure how to call this situation. ALIX It’s a struggle, Renee! The struggle of the indomitable force known as Eponine Black and the eternal hunger white women have for black penis! RENEE Good job! Eponine broke the hold and gathered Effie into a rear waistlock. Not wanting to be suplexed, Effie backed up with Eponine and slammed her into the C02 corner. There Isabella slapped Eponine on the back for the tag! EPONINE What do you think you’re doing? ISABELLA Showing you how it’s done! Isabella cartwheeled towards Effie and decked her with a punch! ALIX Dat one hitter quitter! EFFIE Daddy, I need that black cock! CPA’s was cocked, locked and ready to unload. Unfortunately Isabella showing off that luscious Latina figure distracted him from attending to Effie! ALIX CPA got that new pussy syndrome, and for my money there ain’t better pussy than my Izzy’s! But all that good Latina pussy didn’t do Isabella much good as Glass Juliet surprised her with a back suplex. Whoros then combined to leave Isabella hurting with double big back drop! ALIX Come on., girls, you need to start watching out for each other. Glass Juli sent Isabella to an empty corner with such force that the LA native came staggering back to the cheerleader. The blond Hottie then dropped Izzy with a tilt a whirl gutbuster! ALIX Go-U, a deadly attack from the woman who held the Hard On Hoes championship for over a year. But lemme tell you this, there is no harder hoe than a Spezia! Isabella landed on her feet from a hip toss in front of Eponine. The Brit hurriedly tagged her partner before the raven haired beauty knew what was what. ISABELLA Hey! EPONINE Now I’ll show you how it’s done! Instead, both girls looked like idiots as Glass used her vamp strength to lariat them over the ropes! Then the two got wiped out by Juli’s tope con Hilo! “OOOOOOOOOH!” RENEE Déjà Vu has never seen a woman fly like that! Juliet pushed a dazed Eponine back into the ring. A cover followed… ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! Eponine got dragged into the vampire corner where she watched Effie get the tag. A surge of strength flowed through Eponine, and she started bashing her foes with forearms. Unfortunately, they successfully clubbed her to the ground! CPA Bless this pimpin! RENEE How about bless these hoes? They’re doing all the work. Eponine got sent into the ropes, where Isabella made a blind tag. This didn’t sit well with EB, who barked her annoyance at Izzy. Once again the champs got laid out as Glass ran through them with a double lariat. CPA It’s just too easy, baby. RENEE I’d hate to agree with him but this match is pretty much decided. One team works as a team the other team hates each other’s guts. Isabella got up in a BAAAAAAAD mood and took it out on Effie with hard forearms. ISABELLA (rapping) Blond babe, big tits, eat that ass like its some grits. Bitch you ain’t Glass, but you can still eat this ass! After that ummm riveting performance, Isabella had her damn dirty way with Effie. Despite being a vampire, Effie never had a chance against Izzy’s lust for a cute girl… “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAA!” The pervs sing ALIX Whooo-hooo! Izzy’s got a first class restaurant ass!’ But all fun and games came to an end when Glass Juliet surprised Izzy with a dropkick to the back! That bowled Isabella over and Effie promptly stomped away at her. ALIX We are watching more than the tag titles slip away from Chicks Over Black Dicks by god we’re watching the end of a team. Eponine certainly doesn’t look distressed as Isabella is trapped inside the Effie (Iron) Claw by the brunette vampire. “IZZY B! IZZY B! IZZZY B!” the audience sung. Isabella mustered all the strength she had in her sexy body and broke free of Effie’s grip. Latina Extremea then tried for a tornado DDT only to get thrown aside by Effie! RENEE Whoros has been on a roll this whole match. ALIX Not just this whole match, this whole feud. Izzy and EB are letting themselves down and the fans. We coulda had amputee midget wrestling fill this spot if my girls weren’t gonna show up to fight. Glass Juliet got the tag from Effie, a pleasing action from blond loves like me. The golden haired Hottie got a little confident and decided to show the horny old men in attendance her flexibility…. Perfect for fucking, but bad for wrestling as Isabella grabbed that leg and hit a leg DDT! The former Michigsn cheerleader got up pissed off and walked right into a front flip DDT! “YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALIX LezBFriends! Isabelle lacked the strength to go for the cover, and soon had to endure with Effie stomping at her again. Ttitania forced the brunette out of the ring but the damage was done; Juli had no problem hitting Izzy with a pile driver! The cover… ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! Juli dumped Izzy into the Whoros corner where she and Effie took turns stomping at her midsection. After several rounds of that, Effie locked poor Isabella into an abdominal stretch. The Latina hollered in pain, music to Whoros’ ears. ALIX These Whoros girls are nothing but bullies, twisted bullies! Somehow, Isabella found the strength to hip toss Effie off her! But, Effie still posed a threat and charged at Isabella. Latina Extrema acted on instinct and took down Effie with a sunset flip piledriver!’’ “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Burning Sensation When You Urinate! Made famous by big sister and used by little sister! ALIX Come on, izzy, make the tag to Eponine! Eponine, however, didn’t look at all interested in competing eEven as Isabella crawled towards her. Izzy’s hand extended to EB’s but the blond wore an impartial look. Worse yet her hand was at her side ALIX Damn it, Eponine, make the tag! The stakes have been higher in a tag title match! Eponine swallowed hard, scrunched up her face in disgust and….made the tag! ALIX Oh hell yeah! The buxom Brit ran down Glass Juliet with a lariat. Then she had a high knee on order for Effie. The brunette vampire ducked the attack, and tried to tackle EB. But, Eponine smoothly went behind her and cinched in a rear waistlock. ALIX That’s a bad spot for Effie to be in. Like when Renee got caught fingering herself to Nyla Rose pics at the public library computer lab. RENEE That never happened! Eponine took Effie on a dizzying ride with not one, not two, not three, not even four, but five rolling German suplexes! ALIX What do they call German suplexes in Germany? Just suplexes? Or herr suplexstein? RENEE We apologize for Alix’s cultural insensitivity. Glass and Eponine traded punches in the center of the ring. Juli ended the fight with a throat thrust followed by a rolling lariat! GLASS JULIET It’s Punishment Time! The blond vamp dragged Effie off the mat just so she could throw her out of the ring! There, the GEISHA GIRLS emerged to stomp away at EB while Glass distracted the refree. But help arrived as ISABELLA took out both Geisha girls with a Jeff Hardy style run and leap off the guardrail! ALIX Oooooooh teamwork! My panties, they moisten. RENEE Seriously? ALIX No way. I don’t wear panties. Eponine nodded a quick thanks to her partner and dove into the ring. Glass was on her like a vulture and forced her into the corner. There Juliet lifted her foe onto the top rope. The vampire wanted a superplex but got shoved to the ground by EB. Nostrils flaring, Glass came charging at EB and endured a missile dropkick for her troubles! “OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” Effie spun Eponine around and locked her into the Effie Claw! The move caused Eponine much suffering and she groaned in pain. But suddenly, Eponine grabbed hold of Effie’s arm and dragged her into a crossface! ALIX Heart of Ice! Heart of Ice! Effie tapped out like there was no tomorrow! But CPA was on the apron spitting game at Titania. This allowed Glass Juliet to come in with a steel chair, and aim it Eponine’s head. EB saw it coming but couldn’t move fast enough. The only thing that saved the Brit was Isabella taking the chair shot like a secret serviceman takes a bullet! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” ALIX Look at the heart! My god look at the heart displayed by Isabella! If that don’t inspire you, you have no soul, damn it! As Alix spazzed out, Glass yanked EB off the mat. Unfortunately, Juli didn’t count on EB fighting back which she did with a pele kick! RENEE Eponine can really do anything in there! Glass fell out the ring, leaving Effie to take over. Miss Reese set Eponine up for her delayed scorpion death drop finisher. But that delay proved to be her downfall as Eponine suddenly tangled her in the Heart of Ice! This time there would be no get out of jail free card; Titana saw Effie tapping once again! Winners and still champions: Chicks Over Black Dicks, via submission ALIX Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooo, we did it! RENEE We? ALIX I was the third woman on COBD! My brow sweat, my legs trembled, my nipples hardened, my fingers fingered, my- RENEE That’s enough of that talk! Post-match the champs had a bit of an awkward stare down. RENEE What’s going to happen now? A BIG HUG HAPPENED! The longtime friends couldn’t help but embrace each other and shed tears over this hard fought journey. ALIX Yippie! I thought this was gonna be a Krista/Alix II situation where Krista threatened to fuck me with a barbwire dildo. But things turned out happy! Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 ***LeBrenda James W/Ladybird Jones Vs Morgan Nerdly**** LeBrenda entered to “Champions” by Ron Artest… MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE CHAMPIONS… ALIX Ain’t nobody more devious, more underhanded and more sneaky than LeBrenda James. RENEE That’s not the half of it. She hit Charli with a basketball to win the OVARY championship, then when faved with backlash she framed Charli for assault, that forced Krista to bring in Morgan to investigate and get to the truth. ALIX After all her BS LeBrenda gets a match with the record holding four time OAOAST women’s champion, Morgan Nerdly and the payday that comes with it. Kids, crime does pay! Morgan entered to “True Friends” by Bring Me The Horizon… I wouldn't hold my breath if I was you'Cause I'll forget but I'll never forgive youDon't you know, don't you know?True friends stab you in the front RENEE Morgan Nerdly, the record holder for women’s titles in the OAOAST is out for pain! ALIX She debuted 12 years ago as a meek eighteen year old with a soft heart. Now as a tough adult that heart has been frozen and blackened. The camera man made sure to get a strip club worthy shot of Morgan’s outfit… DING DING DING LeBrenda got all up in Morgan’s face and talked mad trash about her. Naturally, Morgan wasn’t about to take that and swept LeBrenda onto her shoulders! RENEE Shock and Awe?! Morgan flipped LeBrenda out for the hold, but somehow LeBrenda was able to come down on her LeBrons! Those LeBrons booted Morgan into the gut, and that was followed by more trash talking. LEBRENDA You ain’t shit, your family ain’t shit, and your maple leaf fucking, hockey puck sucking country ain’t shit neither! With that LeBrenda hit Morgan with the chin crusher known as Hoops Dreams. But LeBrenda got a shock as Morgan stole the move and hit a chin crusher on the Akron native! ALIX Gimmick infringement! RENEE Says the woman stealing Jim Ross’ personality through 25 percent of her commentary. Ladybird was furious that Morgan stole Lebrenda’s move and thus Ladybird got on the apron… and ate a right hand from Morgan. ALIX Morgan’s got that bad temper. I don’t know if I’d wanna piss her off anymore than she already is. RENEE Who has a worse temper Morgan or Krista? ALIX Hmmm, good question. It’s equal, but Krista doesn’t have an electrocution fetish. It broke down into a brawl between Morgan and LeBrenda, both girls trading forearms and chops. That was until Morgan surprised LeBrenda with a hurricanrana! This sent LeBrenda rolling out of the ring into the counsel of Ladybird. RENEE It’s one thing to have a friend, it’s another thing to have a yes woman that never checks you. Ladybird hyped up LeBrenda, who decided to hurry back into the ring. She ate a few left hands, but weathered them to nail Morgan with the Fadeaway dropsault! ALIX Into a POSE~!!!! Yes, LeBrenda’s fine black ass posed for all to see! But Morgan wasn’t impressed with LeBron’s favorite thot as she smoked LeBrenda with a basement dropkick to the face! “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” Referee Rikishi counted the pin… ONE! TWO! Kickout! Morgan had LeBrenda on her heels with forearm shots and backed her into the corner. There she hit her with an array of kicks known as Lightening Kicks! From there, she snapped LeBrenda to the mat and hit her with a whiplash! Another cover… ONE! TWO! KIkcout! Again, LeBrenda rolled out of the ring. This time she looked like she was ready to leave. LadyB had to convince her to stay, but that got LadyB taken out by a baseball slide from Morgan. The Maple Leaf Cutie made a mistake taking her eye off LeBrenda; The Black Queen drilled her with a single arm DDT! After that the Akron native tossed Morgan shoulder first into the steel post. Morgan hollered out in pain as LeBrenda took a moment to catch her breath. “OOOOOHHHHHH!” RENEE If Morgan has a hurt arm- ALIX It’ll be hard to use a dildo! RENEE I was going to say to use Shock N Awe. Back in the ring, LeBrenda hit an arm lock Northern lights suplex for two. With LadyB’s encouragement, the former OVARY champion trapped Morgan into a keylock to target her arm. LEBRENDA You gonna tap? Damn straight you gonna tap! But, Morgan didn’t tap out! Instead she fought to her feet and used her good arm to beat LeBrenda away from her. That only did her so much good as LeBrenda grabbed hold of her and threw her bad shoulder first into the ring posts! ALIX There is only so much punishment, so much damage the human body can take. The question is what is Morgan Nerdly’s limit after four years of being out of action? LeBrenda went back to the keylock, again yelling and trash talking her foe. Pain scrawled across Morgan’s face, LeBrenda’s holding doing plenty of damage. “MORGAN! MORGAN! MORGAN!” the small crowd chanted. Again, Morgan fought upright, showing incredible toughness. She tried to lift LeBrenda onto her shoulder but it gave out on her. That led LeBrenda to point and laugh at her, which was a HUGE mistake. Morgan snapped her across the ring with a spinning head scissors! ALIX She threw LeBrenda like The Clippers finally threw that punk Doc Rivers on his ass! The title is ours in 2021, Renee. RENEE Not so sure about that. LeBrenda got up dizzy and got rocked by a sliding lariat from Morgan’s good arm! RENEE Electric Slide! The cover… ONE! TWO! Kickout! Morgan hit the ropes yet again and rolled through LeBrenda one more time! However, this time LeBrenda found her footing before she could be pinned. The two girls traded chops until Morgan surprised LeBrenda with a small package! ONE! TWO! Kickout! Both girls rolled to their feet with Morgan shocking LeBrenda with a single arm ddt! Morgan tried to hold LeBrenda into an arm lock, but The Great Black Hope rolled through the hold. LeBrenda threw a lariat that was swiftly ducked by Morgan. ALIX Maybe LeBrenda shoulda took out Morgan’s legs because that bitch be quick! Morgan swept LeBrenda onto her shoulders for the Shock & Awe! But her arm gave out on her, forcing her to drop The Great Black Hope. Pained, Morgan couldn’t defend herself against the mighty Tomahawk Chop LeBrenda hit her with! RENEE Slam Dunk! ALIX My gawd she posterized her! She posterized her! The cover… ONE! TWO! THREEE!!! Winner: LeBrenda James, via pinfall ALIX Yo! It happened so fast I don’t believe it! LeBrenda James dunked on Morgan Nerdly like she was prime Shaq! RENEE Morgan had control of the match and then LeBrenda hit the Slam Dunk. And that has to be the biggest win of her career. ALIX Totally! She beat the record-holding four-time OAOAST Women’s Champion. That is huge with a capital H! RENEE Something tells me we’ll never hear the end of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 We find ourselves in one of the private rooms where strippers normally dance for the customers. Only this time a bikini clad Sara Jean stands with two girls who make the strippers at Déjà vu look like novices at an abbey, Maya and Jade! SARA JEAN Jade, Maya, this is absolutely it. The point of no return. You are headed into a triple threat anything goes match where you’ll face not only each other but The Orlando Hammer, Lady XFL. How are you feeling? JADE I’m starving! MAYA Gee, what a surprise. JADE No, not for food. Although I could use a cheesesteak. Never-mind! I’m hungry for revenge. Lady XFL and Alysanne have terrorized my family and if there’s one thing 2020 has taught all of us it’s to appreciate our family! I appreciate how sweet Isabella and Alix’s pussy tastes! I appreciate how great my mom’s boob sweat taste! And I love the taste of getting between my lil sister’s newly meaty cheeks! But even if my family looked like an extra from Fear The Walking Dead, I would love them. And I love my family’s legacy as champions. And last I looked at our history book my mom made part of our legacy pounding on Xena’s cousin, Xavier. So like they say the next verse will be the same as the last. MAYA Wow. JADE What? MAYA I can see the title for the YouTube video of that little bit now, “Jade’s Good Promo.” JADE I have lots of good promos! MAYA Uh-huh step aside, dear. I knew 2020 was going to be a weird year when the premier brand in porn and sports entertainment was being headlined by the type of chick to put on “All I Do Is Win” in the LFL locker room and then watch her team get blown out 55 to nothing. I don’t know anything about football, Xena, but I know you’re committing flagrant fouls trying to sexually dominate all of the Hotties. And it’s of course all pent up rage because you can’t have this prime 20 year old body with 50 percent more booty gains. Xena, I’m the white Beyoncé, I ain’t looking for no fiance. And guess what? Alysanne has you fooled. This is some news that should be on the ESPN sports ticker: You aren’t the only savage lurking around. Duncans are born on demon time, and just because you see us getting slammed by hard cock doesn’t mean we can’t get beast mode on the pussy! SARA JEAN We have to touch on this. Only one of you can be champion. MAYA Awww man, how rude. Mom should let us divy up the title like Jade’s birthday cake. JADE We didn’t divy that up! You just took my pieces away and said my stomach didn’t need them. MAYA Awww, I’m such a good sister! So because I’m a good sister you can expect a ten percent discount on tickets to my socially distanced victory orgy. JADE Only ten percent? MAYA I can’t devalue the brand. Maya turns on her expensive platform boots and off she goes. JADE Grrrrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted December 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 LILLIAN Boys, it is time for our mainevent! ALIX Don’t forget us girls! RENEE Whoo! Jade entered first to “Freak Hoe” by Speaker Knockerz… Its the Speaker Knockerz I'mma throw this money like a free throw Arch your back, put your hands on your knees ho I'mma throw this money like a free throw You just keep on dancing, like a freak ho Arch your back, put your hands on your knees ho Bounce that ass to my muthafucking beat ho Bounce that ass, bounce that ass Bounce that ass, bounce that ass Bounce that ass, bounce that ass Bounce that ass, bounce that ass LILLIAN Entering first, now residing in Los Angeles, California by way of Grand Rapids, Michigan, she is a three time OAOAST Women’s Champion, she can take two dicks up her ass for an hour long shoot and still sit down to eat a double cheeseburger afterwards, she is “SOO WEE” JAAAADE RODDDDEZZZZ DUNNNCAAAANN!!!! “YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Jade, is one of the nicest girls you’ll ever meet. But she absolutely has that killer instinct. And she is locked in on Lady XFL. But after we’ve seen Lady XFL beat Brea, beat Sammi, beat Isabella is beating Xena impossible? ALIX I’ve seen Jade insert the business end of a baseball bat up her minimally lubed asshole. Don’t tell Jade what’s impossible! RENEE Holy shit! ALIX That was a good opening day. Maya entered to “Pull Up On Me” by Alizz… I Don't Need A boyfriend, I just wanna... I don't need your money I already got some I should come with a warning I should come with a warning How do you pull up on a bad bitch, don't you know that I'm a bad bitch It don't matter if you mad rich Can you pull up on a bad bitch? Bad bitch like me Bad bitch like me Bad Bitch like me Bad bitch like me SO PULL UP ON ME~! LILLIAN And born and raised in Los Angeles, California, she is the most searched Hottie on Pornhub, she is the three time OAOAST Women’s Champion, “THE FUCK SLUT FROM HELL” MAYA DUNNNNNCCCCCAAAAANBBBBB BLLLAAAANCCHHAAARDDDDDDDD!! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Maya is hardcore to the core! MAYA You got that right, partner. There ain’t no whore nastier, meaner, or dirtier than Maya Duncan Blanchard. RENEE Except there’s one woman who might dispute that…. WHO YOU TALKING TO MAN?!!!!!!!!! Lady XFL burst through the entry way accompanied by Alysanne! LILLIAN And being accompanied by ALYSANNE! She hails from Orlando, Florida, and is two time LFL most valuable player, she is the HARD ON HOES CHAMPION….”THE ORLANDO HAMMER”….LADY XENA FRANSESCA LOOOOOONNNNGGGGGGGGG! “BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE Lady XFL has shattered Glass Juliet’s Hard On Hoes title reign length. She shattered Maya and Jade’s bodies on Raw Is Whore. ALIX Armageddon was a WWF pay per view, but by god, Armageddon is about to happen here in Déjà vu! The fearsome champion waved on the sister duo, daring them to attack her. And that’s just what they did, hammering her with stiff forearm shots! RENEE Call me crazy but I don’t think you tell a Duncan to freely assault you. ALIX Unless you have an agreed upon safe word. Lady X got sent into the ropes and found herself flung overhead with a high back body drop from the popular sisters! She landed with a hard thud and in an uncomfortable position. RENEE When have we seen Lady XFL taken off her feet like that? ALYSANNE Hey! Xena! What are you doing? Lady XFL’s face reddened with fury and she charged her vexing foes. Unfortunately for the champ they connected with a pair of dropkicks to her chin! ALYSANNE Damn it! Although not legal drinking age, Maya decided to raid the bar and get an early start on the Duncans’ generational alcohol addiction… ALIX That ain’t the cheap stuff, folks! This left Jade alone with Lady XFL, who blitzed the pudgy cutie into the corner. There Jade got pummeled by knees in the clinch. But, Little Miss California unexpectedly brought Lady XFL down with an STO into a pin… ONE! An easy kickout! Lady XFL whipped Jade into the corner, but found herself whipped into Jade by Maya! The champ staggered forward into a springboard forearm shot by The Fuck Slut From Hell! Lady XFL remained upright, which Maya tried to remedy with a wasteland. Instead Lady XFL flipped Maya out of the ring! LADY XFL I’m The Man! Jade rushed at the champ, pounding her with forearm strikes. But when she tried a discus forearm, Lady XFL flipped her into an overhead belly to belly suplex. Things get worse for Jade when Alsyanne reached into the ring and punched her! When Referee Titania Nerdly suspected Alysanne, the Hottie had this reaction… ALIX She’s as innocent as OJ! Lady XFL ground Jade into a reverse chinlock, truly wrenching on the hold. Luckily for the blond beauty, her little sister came to rescue and broke the hold. The champ then pounded on Maya with punches and knees, leading up to a running lariat. Maya countered with a Pele Kick that sent the champ tumbling through the ropes! ALIX Lady XFL left laid out like Nate Robinson! It’s down to Jade and Maya! Thick Vs Thicker! Dumb vs Dumber! Slut Vs Sluttier! And The Fuck Slut From Hell welcomes her big sister to the party… Jade overpowered her baby sister and flipped her to the mat with a side slam. Because Jade is a blond bimbo she stupidly tried to pin Maya while she was face down! TITANIA Um? Jade didn’t get the hint. The ditzy whore was left wondering why her pin wasn’t counted. In the meantime Maya got to her feet, ready to fight. But the super whore got distracted by a cute black guy. This left her open to Jade hitting her with a side Russian leg sweep! RENEE Well, neither girl is going to win any scholarships to Harvard but we know how good they are in the ring. Little Miss California sent Maya into the ropes, only for them to be lowered by Lady XFL! ALIX Oh noes! Maya is out of here of here like Uncle Phil did Jazz! Lady XFL rumbled back to life, hammering Jade with a series of lariats. LADY XFL You wanna be a whore? I’m gonna treat you like a whore! The black race once again asserted it’s dominance over the white female as Lady XFL began hammering Jade’s big fat ass with slaps! JADE Ow! Ow! Ow! LADY XFL Shut the fuck up! There’s nothing more appealing to the negro species than a big fat white ass. Those nigs in attendance begin stroking their cocks to this white btich’s humiliation. As many times as we see Jade’s giant ass get violated it’s still stroke worthy! LADY XFL How many slaps is that, white bitch? JADE I don’t know! LADY XFL You didn’t count? I thought you white bitches were smart! There’s another situation as LUTHER MANDELLA of BLK has arrived and has forced Maya to ride his twelve inch schlong. There’s a female vice president one step away from leading this country, but this stupid whore, Maya is getting fucked by a negro she barely knows. The system has been rigged for white women and this idiot Maya is too stupid to take advantage of it! Luckily, this moron loves nothing more than getting dark meat slammed into her well used taco. MAYA Oh, yes, thank you, mister, for such good black cock! I love black cock very much, mister, tee-heh! Yes, Maya is the model white woman, stupid, submissive, big titted and despearate for negro dick. Her shameless weight gain has attracted savage black man like moths to a flame. Now the poor babe is getting her shitter wrecked by another black man. Yes, this single minded negro could not resist ass raping this white woman. ALIX The black male can not control themselves around this level of white beauty! RENEE Should I be worried? ALIX Nah, you’re fine. RENEE I feel deeply insulted. Let us not forget her sister! Alysanne has begun pimping out Jade to the hungry negroid masses. Welfare checks are spent as the thick slut is brutally hammered. JADE Oh god, oh god! I’m such a shameless whore for black cock! My grandmother in Michigan is going to disown me! The black man can exercise no self-control in the face of these beautiful white bimbos. It was as if god put the perfect white women to lure them in. And those who aren’t fucking these dumb bitches, stroke away at their continued abuse. I can barely keep from cumming as Maya’s shitter was savagely destroyed by a nig who didn’t even graduate high school. MAYA Tee-heh, mister, you’re very handsome! BLACK MAN Shut your mouth, bitch! Alsyanne collected quite a bit of money off Jade’s prime ass. Ther was no sympathy for the blond as our perverted audience beat their meat to her violation. What a glorious violation it is, the brutality on par with prison rape! ALIX We may have the sickest, most perverse, most disgusting audience on earth! Maya was passed around like a bong. The twenty year old clearly served one purpose, to be a receptacle for nigger cum. As the dumb bitch iwas too stupid to remember her birth control, one of these low life negros had probably impregnated the idiot. ALIX By gawd, one of these lowlifes just put a half breed baby in Ned’s baby girl! Lady XFL took over on Jade with a strap on and fucked the white girl until she oinked… JADE Ooooooooooooooooooink! This is where white women belong. On their knees with their face down and their ass up. Jade was in the textbook place for a white woman then, and as a reward received a punishing ass fucking. Lady XFL went wild, throwing everything she had into blasting Jade’s shit pipe. She hammered the fat whore so hard her bowels were rearranged! Surely, Jade would need reconstructive surgery on her rectum because Lady XFL had intentions on destroying it. LADY XFL You ain’t shit, white girl! Let me for a minute focus on Maya. This producer certainly had his way with Maya many times. Imagine having that barely legal slut at your disposal. Fresh out of high school with innocent face and doe eyes, perfect for spraying cum over. These savage negros, motivated only by lust for the white woman, are much like this black man and can not help but pound the prime 20 year old bimbo into oblivion. Negro cum fills the 20 year old’s sloppy snatch. In 9 months we’ll have another kid with an absentee black father. We’ll have a kid playing Playstation in the living room while her whore mother is in the bedroom getting smashed by Kiyonte. MAYA I love me some black babies! Tee-heh! What a moron. The 20 year old gutter skank continued to get plowed by these negros. A trouser snake slithered up her shitter and her sphincter got stretched to unbelievable proportions. Naturally, the black male found himself drawn to Maya’s newly thickened ass as time had proved the negro male loved big white asses even more then he loved basketball. RENEE I’m getting kinda afraid. I don’t think any white woman is safe! ALIX Hmmmm. You’re kinda bony. RENEE Why are you always making fun of me? Fucking these helpless white chicks was more enjoyable than a Drake concert for these niggas. The black male’s natural thuggish state led them to brutally batter their caucasion victims. Maya’s crapper was violated to the point she might need a colostomy bag. ALIX I’ve been in an out of porn since I was 16 seen white women get fucked this hard in my life! This black author can claim to be no different. Even in the MeToo climate I have grabbed Maya, pulled her into the bathroom, bent her over the stall and went balls deep into her white ass. I considered it my right as a black man of high educational achievements to be rewarded with a fresh, young white skank. I have called her into my office under the guise of a production meeting and have throat fucked her until she shed tears and felt her jaw dislocated. But I am a generous man and am willing to share with my brothers. Let my less fortunate, less intelligent kin have their way with this dumb white whore! MAYA I’m happy Patty’s willing to share me! Lady XFL wasn’t willing to share, she still pounded Jade, sweating a couple pounds off that ass. The champ didn’t seem to know how to fuck, she just knew how to brutalize. Jade’s poop chute was in dire straits and the crowd loved it. At home millions jerked off to the anal destruction of the popular babe. RENEE I mean, our fans really are gross. Maya’s face was more attractive then a bucket of KFC and she found herself face fucked on Alysanne’s instructions. Luckily for Maya, I have violated her pretty face numerous times. Thus she was able to handle a nigga cock hammering her gullet. Yet, pain surged through her. And I feel cum surging through me as I can’t control my stroking at this gang rape! MAYA Glurg! Glurg! Glurg! Lady XFL made Jade suck the ass juice off her cock! Millions across the globe watched Jade taste her own shitter! The heir to millions of dollars was tasting her own poop chute! The crapper covered cock was forced down her throat and almost made her throw up in disgust. LADY XFL Yeah, white girl, you taste that white ass! Fucking white whore! Lady XFL threw Jade into the ring, where she proceeded to choke her on the ropes while fucking her in the ass! There’s no sympathy anywhere for Jade. She may be popular, but she’s a hot whore and on Raw Is Whore we loved to see our Whores get raped! LADY XFL Fucking white bitch! Can’t talk shit now! It truly was a glorious day as the meatiest girl on the roster found herself ass raped and choked! We couldn’t ask for anything better in life. Jade’s shitter seemed like Hiroshima and she gagged and drooled all over the ropes. ALYSANNE Gross! You really are digusting, Jade. Even the sound of police sirens outside could not scatter the black males who pounded 20 year old Maya. The turkey bitch continued to gobble dick in her different holes. Dignity left this dumb ass long ago as she stupidly let these negro low lifes fill her with jizz. I wonder what type of mother she will make? Will she teach her daughter how to deep throat a Sprite Can? How to relax your rectum for anal sex? RENEE These poor girls. This is horrific. I’ve even got down and dirty with Maya in a parking lot. As this is just a stupid whore I bent her over my car and pumped her full of my dick. Of course the idiot forgot her birth control which made me fill her with my cum against her will. My only regret with Maya is that I wasn’t there to take her virginity. I would have unquestionably violated age of consent laws to destroy her hymen whether she allowed me to or not. A ALIX Patty’s so hardcore he would have made Krista lick his cum out Maya’s underage snatch! RENEE Made her? Krista would have volunteered! But back to the match, the niggas in attendance with their limited intellect are lulled into a state of mania by Maya’s thick figure. Even if you turned on a Meg Thee Stallion Video they wouldn’t let go of Maya. The white bimbo has claimed by the nigga horde! ALIX And you have to believe the only reason, the only reason Krista hasn’t stopped this match is because someone’s fucking her brains out too! Meanwhile Jade was being choked in the corner by Lady XFL! Once done tormenting Jade, Lady X sent her hurtling to the center of the ring. Poor Jade was flat on the ground, breathing heavily, and shedding plenty of tears. ALYSANNE Awww poor piggy! Lady XFL scooped Jade up and forced her back into the corner. There she begin battering the thick blond with slaps. ALSYANNE You’re both worthless! Your whole family is worthless! RENEE How humiliating! Jade fell to her knees, sobbing! ALYSANNE Keep crying, piggy! Meanwhile one of the larger niggers, a bald ex-con r with face tats decided he wanted to see Maya dance. Like so many low self esteem white skanks before her Maya submitted to negro wishes in an effort to get the adoration her white father never gave her. Never mind this savage had spent more years in jail than she’d been alive. Thanks to being broken by yours truly, a black male of superior intellect, the cum goblin will do whatever even the dumbest of negro says! All the men of all the races hoot and holler and the semi retarded slut actually smiles at being affirmed for being a semi retarded skank. RENEE Maya just isn’t smart enough to realize while she’s dancing her sister is being destroyed. Maya being used and abused sat just fine with Alysanne. Maya being applauded did not. Thus Alysanne yanked her off the stage by her ear and gave her a talking to! ALYSANNE So you still don’t know your place do you? As Alysanne dragged Maya back to the ring, Jade endured a bear hug from Lady XFL. Xena didn’t even care about submitting Jade, she just wanted to hear Jade suffer. And suffer Jade did, sobbing in agony. Even that was hot to the heathen RIW audience, muscled up Lady XFL squeezing thick double D cupped Jade! ALIX Those things are all natural! And I’ll tell ya what else is all natural, Jade’s heart and will to win! Jade called upon all the strength in her body and boxed in Lady XFL’s ears until the point that she managed to escape the hold. Then, to everyone’s surprise, Jade sent her blubber into the champ with a cross body into a lateral press…. ONE! TWO! RENEE Jade almost had it off that surprise pin! Kickout! Alysanne still had Maya by the ear and dragged her over to a weight bench the girls used to warm up before the show… ALYSANNE Let’s see if you are as fit as mom, little girl. Pump some iron and suck some iron! Alysanne threw Maya down onto a weight bench and there was no shortage of thugs lining up to violate the little whore. One with a rap sheet as long as his dick plunged into her mouth as she hit reps on the bench press! RENNE This is totally gonna wear Maya out! ALIX Actually.... MAYA Ohhhh yyyeraaaaash dudes I am totally pumped up now! ALYSANNE Huh?! MAYA Lifting weights and sucking dick are a family speciality! It revs us up! Oh yeah! I’m in the zone like Shamrock! ARRRRGGGH! Maya bashed Alysanne in the head! ALYSANNE Ouch! What the fuck? You’re supposed to hit yourself in the head! MAYA LOL that makes no sense, dude. Maya charged into the ring where Lady XFL battered her sister with punches. Suddenly The Fuck Slut From Hell tore through Lady XFL with a high flipping lariat! RENEE Right in the face! “YEEEEAAAAAAA!” MAYA A little god damn louder! “YYYYYYEERAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!~~~!” Lady XFL found herself trapped in rear waist lock by Maya but was able to elbow her way out of it. However she couldn’t elbow her way out of Jade’s waist lock and Little Miss California dropped her with a release German Suplex! ALIX SMOKED LIKE THIS BLUNT! RENEE Put that away! Alysanne got desperate and entered the ring to clobber Maya from behind. The brunette babe fell into the corner and endured stomps to the stomach from the tiny blond. ALSYANNE I think you forgot who’s the queen, little girl! MAYA This is annoying. Maya pie faced Alysanne to the ground! That left Alysanne furious; she jumped up ready to fight but got brought down by Jade’s reverse x-factor! RENEE Got It From Her Mama! “YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” JADE You know what time it is! “BOOTYTIME!” MAYA AND JADE The girls didn’t get a chance to hit the double moonsault on Alysanne as Lady XFL bashed them with a double lariat! “BOOOOOOOOO!” The champ then sent the fresher Maya into the rope and pressed her high into the air in order to throw her down with mighty power! Despite the pain, Maya staggered upright. Sadly, the champ just pitched through the rope. The brunette landed hard and groaned in pain. LADY XFL Back to me and you, fatty! Lady XFL tried to go through the uprights for three on Jade but Little Miss California ducked the attack! The blond babe then tried her reverse X factor finisher only for the champ to muscle her way free. RENEE Jade almost had her! Lady XFL stabbed Jade in the stomach with a boot then swept her into her in hopes of hitting a long bomb! Only Jade rolled down the back! ALIX Look at the agility from all that weight! Jade then nailed Lady XFL with the reverse X factor! ALIX Got It From Her Mama! Yes! Yes! RENEE The cover! CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! THE PIN WAS BROKEN BY THIS WOMAN... ALIX That’s Etta Kitt from Smush! The teacher turned decorated wrestler, who has a heart as black as tar! My gawd what is she doing here! Delivering a Pedigree to Jade that’s what! ALIX No! No! What in god’s name? Security grabbed Etta Kitt and hurried her out of the ring. But the damage was done as Jade was left down and out. ALIX Why? Why in god’s name has Etta Kitt crossed the ocean and attacked Jade? I can not make sense of it, damn it! Lady XFL had to take it how she got it and crawled on top of Jade for the cover… ONE! ALIX No! TWO! ALIX Not this way! THREE! NO! JADE KICKED OUT! “LET’S GO JADE! LET’S GO JADE! LET’S GO JADE!” Jade could offer no more resistance as she was swept into the air and thrown across the ring with a Long Bomb! ALIX My god she threw her back to Superbowl 12 in the Superdome! The cover… ONE! TWO! Maya broke up the pin! RENEE Maya is back! Furious, Lady XFL threw a slow moving lariat only for Maya to drill her with a rolling elbow that dumped the champ against the ropes. Maya toldLady XFL not in her house… Lady XFL charged Maya ate a flatliner! Cover…. ONE! TWO! Power out! Lady XFL went back on the offense to the surprise of Maya and sent the brunette slut into the ropes. Maya ducked a lariat, and spun Xena around to double her over with a knee to the gut. From there, the LA born babe hits the champ with a scissors kick! RENEE Inheritince Kick! A cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Shoulder up! MAYA I would argue the count but you let me get a gangbang in and didn’t count me out, Titania. So we’re cool. Maya went to the second rope and came at Lady XFL with a drop kick. But like this was WWF No Mercy, Lady XFL swatted her agile challenger away. The champ then sent the LA native to the ropes and trucked her with a pounce! A cover… ONE! TWO! Maya with the kickout! “LET’S GO MAYA! LET’S GO MAYA! LET’S GO MAYA!” The champ was on her feet in a flash. She lunged at Maya only to eat a dropkick and get a warning… The challenger leaped onto Lady XFL’s shoulder’s to attempt a hurricanrana! Only the champ tried to throw her down for a Long Bomb! But, Maya flipped off then rocked Lady XFL with a brutal lariat! ALIX My god in heaven! Maya was so pumped up she went behind the bar and lariated the drinks… RENEE I guess the bar is closed. ALIX Her mom is gonna be irate. Maya ran back into the ring, taking aim at Lady XFL with a lariat. But the champ ducked the attack and knocked the challenger through the uprights for three! RENEE Maya just got too excited! Maya was hoisted onto Lady XFL’s shoulders, spun around, and thrown down with the Long Bomb! “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” The cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!!!! NO!!! JADE BROKE UP THE PIN! ALIX Jade is back from the dead! Jade battered Lady XFL with clobbering forearms until she was attacked once again by ETTA KITT! RENEE How did she get back here!? Etta and Jade took themselves out of the ring where they brawled wildly outside! ALIX Get this damn woman outta Déjà vu! RENEE Get her out of Raw Is Whore! Lady XFL had a steel chair and swung it wildly at Maya! Unfortunately, Maya hit a Pele Kick style Van Daminator to rock Lady XFL! RENEE The champ is out! ALIX But not down! The champ staggered and tottered until Maya put her down with a leapfrog facecrusher! “YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALIX iMaya! iMaya! iMaya! The cover… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: Maya Duncan Blanchard, via pinfall ALIX Yes! Yes! My gawd in heaven! Hit the blunt! Smoke the rock! Snort the coke! Pop the pill! Maya is Hard On Hoes Champion! RENEE Don’t do any of that! ALIX Don’t listen to Renee, she sucks Dean Ambrose’s dick! RENEE Hey! Etta Kitt has been restrained by security, which had allowed Jade to come in and embrace Maya. No hard feeling here. Big sister is thrilled for little sister. So thrilled she lifts her onto her shoulders and parades her around the ring. ALIX On a night where the legacies of Blacks, Spezias, Sandmands, Nerdlys, Longs, Cayleys and more shone it is the Duncan legacy that shines supreme! Maya goes into the stands and shows off her title to all the studs who gave her the fucking of a life time! And on that scene of Maya with the people we…. FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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