Chanel #99 Posted October 16, 2020 Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 We hear the opening theme.... Before arriving to Sofa Central where Alix and Renee are on hand! ALIX Boom, bam, boom! That’s my pyro impression. No pyro but we have explosions tonight! Sexual and wrestling! TONIGHT OVARY TITLE: Charli 9ine defends against LeBrenda James LADY XFL & ALYSANNE Vs C02 RENEE All that and more just days ahead of Anglemania Nineteen: Ass To Mouth! ALIX Hhehehehe, Renee said dirty words. ***The Nasty Boyds W/Referee Wally Nerdregard Vs Dena Merril and Lucy Sibsa*** RENEE We’ve learned some shocking information on our last episode. Tthe Cayleys have an estranged younger brother, and they’re related to the Nasty Boyds. Nikki and Brit are Blaine and Sammi’s first cousins ALIX Lots of rumors floating on the ol interwebs about the younger bro. But, we do know that papa Cayley screwed his sister out of a lot of money. That forced her to move to a trailer park in Georgia and marry the shady dude who fathered Nikki and Brit. Nikki and Brit had a rough childhood while Sammi and Blaine got everything they wanted. The hotheaded Nikki started slapping around Lucy, who was very scared of the mean grappler. NIKKI Fight back, inmate! Let me have some fun! Lucy did fight back and ended up getting powerslammed to holly hell! NIKKI That was boring. How would you look with a nightstick crammed into your cunt, inmate? Would you scream for me? Fortunately for Lucy, Referee D’Lo Brown got between Nikki and her nightstick. RENEE Alix, would you say The Nasties are at a disadvantage because they don’t know who Sammi is picking for a partner at Anglemania. ALIX Hells yes. She could pick anyone. Even me! RENEE I’d think you know if you were Sammi’s partner. ALIX You’d be shocked how little I do know. RENEE No. No, I wouldn’t. Dena was more into the fight and tried to take it to The Nasties. But the Georgia girls weren’t having this and brutally beat down their foes. Finally, they finished things off with a Nasty Bomb to Dena. Winner: The Nasty Boyds Post-match, Referee Nerdregard got on the microphone… RFN Sammi Cayley, you’re lucky you’re not a man, or I would KICK YOUR ASS! RENEE Uh-oh. RFN You may have more money than Nikki and Brit, but you are a loser compared to them! I meant to shit in Doc White’s nasty tranny bag, but now I’m glad I shit in your bag! If you don’t tell us who your partner is for Anglemania Ass2Mouth, Ass2Mouth will mean me wiping my ass with you! ALIX Double uh-oh! “Blood Brother” by Zed’s Dead hit and Sammi Cayley emerged, looking rather smart in glasses, pinned up brunette hair and open blouse to reveal her lovely titties. SAMMI Nicole, Britney- BRIT Do not call us by those names, Samantha, SAMMI I actually do feel bad for you. Because of my father, you were never given the advantages my siblings and I were given. Certainly, you deserve it more than my youngest brother. But, this feud is not about our parents' squabbles. It is about your manager defecting in my Gucci bag. You continue to stand by him after that disgusting act. It’s only because you’re family A2M will not stand for Annihilation to Mutilation. But, Wally Nerdregard, you have sealed your fate. And you want to know who my partner is. Well take a look… Sammi directs the camera to pan to the right. But all we see is a scorching hot naked figure behind a grey screen. SAMMI When that screen drops, jaws will drop across the world, pants will drop, and your asses will drop! Have a good night. Sammi spins on her expensive high heels and walks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 Backstage we find… STACY “MISS” KUNT practicing her Kunt-Fu moves when she hears a heavy sigh. MISS KUNT What’s that? It sounds like a girl’s sigh. I’m coming, my angel! The lover of all things females runs around the corner to find a sighing… TORI MALIBU MISS KUNT What’s wrong, Tori? I heard a girl in trouble! TORI Oh, that’s just me. In big trouble. Because The Doll is making me fight Kiki Kix tonight. Kiki @’ed me on Twitter and said she’s going to snap my tendons. I had to look up what tendons are. MISS KUNT How dare she! Us girls are supposed to compete in good, honest, fair, competition where we rip off each other’s clothes and grind our special spots together hehehehee TORI Uhhhh…. MISS KUNT You should channel your favorite animal…The Cat! TORI I should! MISS KUNT Fight fire with feisty! Don’t let Kiki Kix cyber and real life bully you, slash her with those claws and rip off her top and pinch her nipples and spank her tight ass hehehehehe! TORI Gonna do the first part, probably won’t do the last parts. Thanks, Stacy! Tori strides off with some strategey in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 We are in a lavish f hotel room with classical paintings on the walls and mural worthy of Da Vinci on the ceiling. But the strange thing is that a NAKED Bi-Curious George laid out on the king size bed. He’s stiff as a board with a nine inch erection pointing to a naked angel on the ceiling. But an arms crossed HONEY DOVE was not impressed. HONEY Why are we here? I wanna go back to Twoie BCG And I want you to go basck to Twosies! I want that more than anything. Buuuuuut, I just want you to go back with your honest opinion of little ol me. HONEY My honest opinion of you is that you’re a weirdo! You dragged me away from Twoie BCG To give you the fucking of a lifetime. So we can become one big happy family! Two daddies and their two daughters who they fuck silly. HONEY Hmmmm, I dunno. Twosie is the man for me. BCG And I wanna be the man for the both of you! Just give Big George a ride and tell me what you think. If it gives ya a sour puss face I’ll send ya to our handsome black god with your honest review. Scout’s honor! HONEY Scout’s honor? Nothing is more serious than scout’s honor. Well….okay… BCG became all smiles. And why wouldn’t he be? Most men are stuck fucking a fat cow they met at Applebee’s, if they get to fuck a woman at all. Well now they could live through Bi-Curious George, who has taken it upon himself to fuck Honey Dove and get to 2XS! As his dick slowly entered her wet box, Honey let out an ooooooooooooooh! Yes, that many o’s. Her fingers entwined in BCG as she got used to his thick meat. She squeezed her hand tightly as she rode BCG’s thick, thick, thick meat! HONEY Oooooooooooh, Georgie! Even as she rode George, Honey could feel her legs starting to tremble and jerk as BCG pounded his cock upwards into her tight hole. HONEY Geooooooooooooorgie, my goodness! Yes, Georgie worked his magic. He powered upwards as she slammed down, giving the blond beauty her fill of dick. Her face contorted in delight and one wondered if the bitch has ever been fucked this hard. HONEY Georgie, Georgie, my sweet Geooooooorrrggggie! Yes, Honey Dove was a screamer. Barely out of her teens and being fucked by a man who kidnapped her. This young skank had a bright future in whore business. Perhaps the brightest yet. One can just imagine her on their laptop, moaning as she got violated by several Latino gangbangers in a hot Toni Patrica scene. HONEY Georgie, I’ve been missing out on so much! Honey screamed at the top of her longs as she poured every bit of herself into a wild climax. She grabbed the sheet with both hands and rocked furiously. Even as the blond bitch was cumming Georgie still slammed into her with relentless might. HONEY I never would have gussed you could fuck me so hard! Actually no one would guess George could fuck a bitch so hard. But he and Honey Dove are fucking so hard the bed shook. They’re fucking so hard the room shook. They’re fucking so hard the camera shook! HONEY I’m cumming again, Georgie! Within moments, Honey Dove’s cute little lips got wrapped around George’s dick. The good girl was all sorts of naughty as she slurped her juices off George’s pole. Indeed, George lived the dream of us all as a hot blond slobbered on his knob… HONEY Mmfmfmfff! The coating of their love juices made his dick slide easily into her throat as her horniness encouraged her to take the whole thing. HONEY MMfmfmmf! Honey went deeper down the rabbit hole.. "Just focus on how good his dick tastes. Don't think of anything else except how he pounded your juicy cunt and now all that tasty jizz is in your mouth." Honey told herself. Honey listened to herself and got spurred on by the knowledge that she was sucking his pre-cum and her pussy juice off his dick. After the initial reaction, she realized it wasn't that bad and actually a little good. HONEY MMmm yummy yum for the tummy! Honey began to enjoy it quite a bit. The good girl started become a nasty whore. Easing her head up she smiled when George give her a smirk and a nod. That led her to continue to bob up and down on BCG’s dirty cock. More and more of his dick was disappearing into her mouth as her gag reflex eased up and she willingly sucked it down. HONEY MMfmmfmfm! Honey could still taste his pre-cum as she sucked the head and lapped at it with her tongue. The size of his dick was threatening to split her mouth open at the corners, but she didn’t let that stop her. The bulbous head called to her mouth like a magnetic force. The feeling of his cock head rubbing against her lips was irresistible,. HONEY Mmmffm! Again her mouth had slid down the shaft of his dick. When the head hit her gag reflex, Honey started to choke as her throat tried to expel the foreign object. Pulling her mouth off, she looked up at Georgie and laughed while watching the smile on his face. HONEY Honey likey! The sensation of his dick in her mouth was making it hard to think, and the only thing in her mind was feeling his cock slide into her wet hole. The veins on the side of his cock, made it look like a body builder’s and the way it felt sliding down her tongue, made her mind think dangerous thoughts. HONEY We could just spend all day in bed, with this fabulous member buried in my throat! Yes, the good girl became a baaaaaaad whore! Her wet mouth easily took his hard rod deep into her throat. It was getting easier to swallow it without choking as she bobbed up and down. Finally after a good ten minutes of nonstop cock sucking, Honey Dove was treated with quite the award! A parade of piping hot sperm spilled down her throat. Not used to swallowing cum, Honey recoiled at first. But then she grew to like it and gulped as much as she could. She had so much sperm in her mouth she gave a big semen filled smile to George. BCG Honey, I think you’re about to have two daddies! COMING UP NEXT....CHARL 9INE DEFENDS THE OVARY TITLE AGAINST LEBRENDA JAMES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 ***OVARY Title LeBrenda James W/Ladybird Jones Vs Charli 9ine ©*** LeBrenda entered to “Champions” by Ron Artest… MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE CHAMPIONS! RENEE This is the rubber match between Charli9ine and LeBrenda James. ALIX Not the same thing as a rubber dong! RENEE Uh, obviously. Anyway, LeBrenda has one dubious win over Charli to become the first ever OVARY champion and Charli has the win to successfully capture the belt. Now it’s all on the line ahead of Anglemania! Charli entered to “End Game” by Taylor Swift… I wanna be your endgame I wanna be your first string I wanna be your A-Team (whoa, whoa, whoa) I wanna be your endgame, endgame Big reputation, big reputation Ooh, you and me, we got big reputations, ah And you heard about me, ooh I got some big enemies (yah) Big reputation, big reputation Ooh, you and me would be a big conversation, ah (git git) And I heard about you, ooh (yah) You like the bad ones too ALIX LeBrenda is riding that championship high. Charli is in trouble. RENEE Championship high? ALIX After sacrificing Bronny’s soul to get my Clippers eliminated, Bron swallowed the demon semen to sap The Heat’s powers and win his fourth title. Championship high for LeBrenda! RENEE I think the only one high is you. LeBrenda was on Charli as if she said KD was the better player than LeBron! ALIX Look at LeBrenda go! She wants that OVARY title heading into Anglemania and by god she’ll do anything to get it! I’d bet she’d even burn her LeBron rookie card and suck a Jordan Stan off! RENEE I don’t know if she’d go that far. The Black Queen as she called herself battered the busty blond into the corner. There she smacked her in the chest with a hard chop. Only she found out Charli’s funbangs seemed to just jiggle up and down from what should have been a brutal attack. ALIX Let’s see that one on the replay sponsored by Toni Patrica’s new film Analyzed: A Czech Anal Adventure… RENEE A Czech Anal Adventure, eh. My god. Backstage Skylar couldn’t control herself at the sight of her long time crush’s milk makers heaving to and fro…. ALIX Renee does the same thing watching AEW when Nyla Rose wrestles. RENEE Stop telling people lies! LeBrenda was hiptossed to the center of the ring and ate a knee to the head from the OVARY champion. But when Charli went off the ropes, LeBrenda popped her with a smooth as fuck dropsault! Somehow LeBrenda was able to land straight into a pose… ALIX They didn’t make black women like that back in my day. We had to settle for jilling off to Jazz. RENEE You are a horrible racist sometimes. ALIX Only sometimes? Phew! I though I was in big trouble! LeBrenda hurled Charli into the corner and made her endure a shoulder charge to the gut. Charli staggered out the corner and suffered through a chin crusher! RENEE Hoop Dreams! It was a wet dream for The Big Valbowski ass LeBrenda was all up on him all of sudden, grinding her hot Nubian body into his groin like the bad bitch she was. ALIX I’ll tell you what folks, The Big Valbowski hasn’t had a black woman that fine since he drugged Jackie after a house show in Memphis. RENEE Why must you always commit slander? LeBrenda wasn’t really interested in Val, this was just to give LadyBird the chance she needed; LeBrenda’s loyal lacky entered the ring and dropped a big elbow upon Charli’s face! Backstage, Skylar watched with immense concern for Charli’s pornstar good looks. ALIX Skylar is such a nice girl. She’s so concerned with Charli’s health. RENEE I mean she is, but she’s still an overbearing stalker. Charli staggered to her feet leading LeBrenda to throw another dropkick. This one connected with the champ’s chest. Any other woman might have been floored. But a busty babe like Charli remained upright, jiggling and telling LeBrenda to bring it… LEBRENDA Man, fuck you, cow titty ho! Those cow titties were more than enough for Skylar who was fucking herself furiously…. ALIX Here comes the cum! LeBrenda threw a lariat that Charli turned into a side sleeper slam! RENEE Side Bitch Slam! The cover… ONE! TWO! LeBrenda with the shoulder up! Ladybrid got onto the apron to distract Charli for a moment. Due to this LeBrenda succeded in hitting the champ with an inverted DDT. Charli cringed in pain as Ladybird clapped in delight. Within moments, the challenger followed that hold up with a leg drop off the second rope. The cover…. ONE! TWO! Charli powers LeBrenda off her! ALIX My god look at the strength! RENEE But LeBrenda is giving Charli one of her toughest fights yet in this rubber match between the two Hotties. LeBrenda sent Charli into the corner yet again. This time she got a bit of a shock as Charli roared through her with a lariat! Now Charli was feeling it! Feeling it, well past her normally ladylike persona! CHARLI Arggggh let’s roll! Skylar was feeling it also! Feeling her snatch as she drove into it to masturbate over her sexy crush! ALIX I ain’t gonna lie. I totally fingered myself in theatres during Black Widow scenes in the Avengers. RENEE If you were a 45 year old obese male instead of a 45 year olf sexy Latina you would be in jail. Charli kept tearing through LeBrenda with lariats! This caused great panic in the normally stoic Ladybird who sweated bullets. RENEE The rubber match is on the line! LeBrenda staggered upright once more, glazed over look in her eyes. The champ then surged forward with her trademark spear…only to hit Val Venis after LeBrenda pulled him in her way! RENEE What a dirty trick! Charli snapped out her rage mode and looked on Val with shock! CHARLI Oh no! What have I done? This was very unladylike of me. My reputation is ruined! But Charli had more worries on hand as LeBrenda received the title belt from Ladybird! ALIX Oh noes, oh noes! RENEE Charli might not make it to Anglemania She might be headed to the local medical facility! ALIX OOoh doctor porno. I like. No doctor porno. No local medical facility. Instead, MORGAN NERDLY surprised LeBrenda by hitting her with a death valley driver! RENEE Shock and Awe! ALIX By gawd, where did she come from, Renee?! Where the hell did she come from? LeBrenda got finished off by a Rings of Saturn known as Wedding Rings! Winner: Charli 9ine, via submission Post-match Charli fed a very alarmed Ladybird to Morgan! Though LadyB begged for mercy, Morgan still crushed her with The Shock & Awe! RENEE Morgan may only be 5’1 but she’s towering over The Hypebeasts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 We’re back in the parking lot of the Toy Box when a LIMO pulls up in a classic wrestling scene. RENEE Who could that be? ALIX Whoever it is rides better than Ally Cat! RENEE How can that be? Don’t you ride with Krista? ALIX I had to walk here after she threw me out the limo after I said maybe she shouldn’t be drinking so much vodka before work. Well, the limo door opens and who should appear but….REMY BAZIL. REMY Ah, I’ve returned from my wonderful vacation in Aruba! My the girls were- Suddenly Remmy is slammed into his limo door by DOC WHITE! REMY Gah! DOC Where have you been?! You promised to use magic to change me back to a man! REMY Well- DOC This is crazy! You disappeared for a month! REMY Chere, chere, I was searching ancient tomes to help you. DOC You were? I don’t believe you. REMY Would I lie to such a beautiful creature as you? DOC Maybe not. But- REMY We are going to turn you into a man once again. DOC How? REMY Chere, do not worry about anything. I just need you to be open to new ideas. Wide open. Doc nods with great enthuasiamn. She can get wide open! But Remy smiles like wide open means something Doc doesn't think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 *** Kiki Kix vs. Tori Malibu *** No feeling out process to open this one, folks. Right away Kiki pounced on Tori, still irked over the circumstances that led to being pinned by her during a 10 woman tag at the 2020 New Year’s Spectacular. All Tori could do was cover up and hope Kiki punched herself out, which is exactly what happened, so Tori made like a cat and scratched back to make this a competitive bout. She played to crowd with a smile... then found herself locked in a REAR NAKED CHOKE! RENEEHow quickly momentum can change! One minute Tori’s in control, the next minute it’s Kiki! ALIXFuck me for saying it, but Tori really oughta consider tapping to protect herself! Live to fight another day! Instead Tori fought to escape the hold, pushing off the turnbuckles to fall back on Kiki who maintained her grip as Tori squirmed, but in doing so allowed herself to be pinned! “YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!” Winner: Tori Malibu, via pinfall. Kiki argued the decision post-match, but the decision remained final and made emphatic when the ref raised Tori’s hand... only for ANNAGRET WICKEDBORN and CINNAMON SPOONS to attack! ”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEEFire & Ice being anything but nice to Tori Malibu! ALIXThem ho’s still hot about Tori hogging all the chocolate candy a while back! Luckily for Tori a certain someone came to play ball... EUPHORIA! EUPHORIA Batter up! *spits* Fire & Ice’s eyes lit up in horror as Euphoria swung for the fences, as did Kiki’s since it was Euphoria’s baseball bat that caused her defeat at the NYS. Unfortunately Euphoria stuck out going deep, but Kiki came home with a takedown and barrage of hard shots! RENEEAll hell is breaking loose! ALIXWelcome to 2020. Things got even wild and crazier when MISS KUNT hit the ring to go after Kiki and then Fire & Ice when they tried to intervene, only to be ambushed by DIDI and PIPI BIGGUNS. The cousins would be scolded by THE SOCCER MOM, not just for their behavior on this occasion but their actions towards her previously on Raw is Whore. DIDIAll right, all right! We’re sorry... PIPIFor not doing this sooner! DIDI🙂... 😲 TSM ducked a slap, bent Pipi over her knee and SPANKED her! “YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!” Didi would club TSM and paintbrush her, which drew the ire of the usually timid ZELDA BAZIL who the cousins quickly neutralized. A beatdown on our fan favorites ensued until HOW2GIRL heroically hit the ring, flying off the top to high crossbody all the baddies to thunderous cheers! RENEEHow2Girl has come to save the day! The bad gals retreated while the good ones stood tall. COMING UP NEXT....ALYSANNE & THE LADY XFL VS C02...THE MAINEVENT IS NEXT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 *** Hard on Hoes Champion Lady XFL & Alysanne vs. CO2 *** Out for revenge against the duo that outwitted them previously on Raw is Whore, the HOH Champion and her manager (who boasted for the camera how she was gonna tear her foes apart) saw CO2 rip their game plan to shreds early with a quick strike offense that neutralized the dominant force that is Lady XFL. Now alone and afraid Alysanne begged off in the corner, only for CO2 to live every red blooded male’s fantasy and have their way with her! RENEEI guess nobody bothered to tell Alysanne you reap what you sow! ALIXYeah, her asshole because CO2’s ripping it apart! RENEE😯 Lady XFL tried to get back into the ring but was double dropkicked off the apron! CO2 then went right back on the attack, shooting Alysanne into the corner for a double-team maneuver that saw Maya drop on all fours — a very familiar position! — as Jade got a running start to springboard off her to deliver a butt bump! ALIXBaby got back! RENEEIs that what CO2 call it? ALIXNo, baby really got back! RENEEWell, I guess it’s babies now. Maya’s added some extra junk in the truck in preparation for Lady XFL. While CO2 played to the crowd Lady XFL leaped into the ring, but ready once again were CO2... or so they believed. They attempted the same double-team maneuver previously used on Alysanne, except Lady XFL caught Jade midair and dumped over the top like a sack of potatoes! Maya then charged into a big boot, followed by a series of mounted punches to Alysanne’s delight. The referee attempted to restore order and was shoved aside for his trouble to trigger an automatic disqualification. Winners: CO2, via DQ. Alysanne and Lady XFL couldn’t care less about the loss, the opportunity to inflict pain and punishment going into AngleMania XIXXX: A2M was of greater importance. A task made easier by the ref choosing to wait for backup rather than try to intervene again, though who could blame him given what occurred moments prior. Lady XFL dwarfed him! She dwarfed Jade as well, but family sticks together and Jade wasn’t about to let her sis be manhandled outside a sexual adventure. After her tumble outside Jade had little chance to fend off Lady XFL, but Maya gave it a good go until the numbers overwhelmed her. RENEESomebody put a stop to this! Finally officials arrived on the scene, including Krista herself, as Alysanne pinned Maya on the timekeepers table. Meanwhile, Lady XFL pulled Jade near the ring steps. Despite repeated warnings the hardest ho in the league proceed to POWERBOMB JADE OFF THE RINGSTEPS ONTO MAYA THRU THE TABLE!!! “HO-LY SHIT!” “HO-LY SHIT!” “HO-LY SHIT!” Orgasmic bliss filled Alysanne’s face as the champ posed over her fallen AngleMania opponents, title held high and completely self-satisfied. RENEEIs there any stopping Lady XFL at AngleMania?! FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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