Chanel #99 Posted June 14, 2020 Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 ***The Young Cucks W/The Bounty Hunter Vs Conan “Coco” Chanel and Money Marc Bennett W/The Doll*** RENEE This match stems from a tag team match Money Marc and Conan had where they partnered with The Young Cucks, only for Money Marc and Conan to attack everyone with steel chairs including The Young Cucks. Montel started off with Conan, using flippy tricks to evade the muscular brawler. But when he tried to hit a moonsault lariat on Conan, the Los Angeles native caught him and used a Bulldog like powerslam on him. Jordan ran in to help his partner, only to get wiped out with a lariat. COCO Its shocking that a braindead useless piece of garbage like you has survived this long. REJECT Damn, that cut deep. Jordan was dominated by Conan and Money Marc, each man taking turns working over the neck of the high flyer. REJECT I don’t know if I’d work on Jordan’s neck. I’d focus on his legs. Reject made a good point as Jordan suddenly hit a superkick to the gut of Money Marc and followed it up with a slingshot DDT! RENEE Big moves by Jordan! The Young Cucks worked in tandem to take on Money Marc, dizzying him with their high flying moves. But when they tried the Alvarez Driver, Conan made sure it wouldn’t be done by taking out Jordan! But Montell took him out with a half nelson backbreaker! REJECT No matter how strong Conan is that has to hurt. Conan rolled away in pain but Jordan followed him in with a high flipping lariat! The LA native,. Conan was dizzied and was again hit with a half nelson backbreaker! RENEE Coco just can’t defend against that move. The Doll saw trouble arriving and hopped onto the ring apron to distract referee Val Venis… VAL Hello, lady! But that also got the attention of THE BIG HAIRY NUTT SAKS, who traveled to ringside to get a better look at The Doll! This incensed Money Marc and Coco and they went after The Nutt Saks with chairs! BAM! They took both Nutt Saks out for the second week in a row! But what they weren’t expecting was an attack from The Bounty Hunter, who superkicked the chairs into their face! THE BOUNTY HUNTER Nehehhehee, I always do my very best! The Bounty Hunter tossed Conan back into the ring, thinking him defeated. But the musucle bound rich kid kicked out Jordan’s pin. Jordan then went for his victory roll into a face buster finisher, only for Coco to throw him off. Jordan landed on an approaching Montell, which left him open to Money Marc hitting him with his Death Valley Driver finisher! That led to a victory for Money Marc and Coco! Winners: Money Marc Bennett and Conan Chanel, via pinfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Backstage Terry Taylor caught up with Sgt.Lyle Holt, who still had possession of Tanner Neptune’s Always Pimpin Title… TERRY Sarge, in a matter of moments you will go into battle with Blaine Cayley. This will be your first time facing Blaine Cayley in a match. What’s your mindset? HOLT My mind set is of a sick man—a man disgusted by his fellow countrymen. Blaine Cayley wasn’t even born in the United States and he has people rallying around him against me, a true war hero. America is burning, Terry, the flag is weeping, and the TMW Galaxy wants to get behind a Welshmen. Where the hell is Wales in the first place? Don’t tell me because I don’t care! I’m not about to lose to some guy from an obscure country that has sex with his sister! ***Sgt.Lyle Holt Vs Blaine Cayley W/Sammi Cayley*** The Sarge came out to Beat Down by Downstait… REJECT These are fitting lyrics. The Sarge will not go down to Tanner Neptune without a fight. RENEE Except he has. Three times! The Lion and Sammi arrived into the arena to the arena to the sounds of “Blood Brother” by Zed’s Dead… Years go, limit some once fast Swallowing the past Making something last I've seen you at your lowest of low Watching your demons grow Struggle you won't show Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me REJECT This should be a good one, Renee. And if Holt can pull off the upset, that’s a big momentum boost as heads into Anglemania to finally win back the Always Pimpin Title. Holt engaged Blaine in a test of strength early on, which should have gone his way. Problem is Blaine just booted him in the stomach then walloped him with knife-edge chops! A pained and fearful, Holt clung onto the ropes; this forced Referee Scotty 2 Hotty to call for a break. Blaine gave it and paid for it with Holt pounding him with chops. But then Holt learned not to piss a Cayley off a Blaine dropped him with an enziguri! RENEE Oh! What a nasty shot! Holt begged off for a moment; the Alabama native feeling a ringing in his head. BLAINE What’s the matter, Sarge? You don’t want to dance anymore? Holt and Blaine traded chops for a bit before Holt slammed his knee into Blaine’s stomach. The former Always Pimpin Champion then put himself off the ropes only to be overturned by a spinning head scissors! Luckily, he was able to duck Cruel Intentions I! The Albama native then got back on the attack with a belly to belly back breaker! RENEE Burn Bag! REJECT Brilliant move by an American icon. RENEE Icon?! Icon of what?! REJECT Icon of heroism. We need a guy like Holt in these times to lead us to glory and greatness. The cover only got a two, which had Holt grousing about a slow count. Still complaining, Holt went to the second rope and dropped a fist on Blaine’s head. The Army vet then tried to bust open Blaine with mounted punches, but The Lion pushed his violent foe off. Holt came back at him with a knee to the gut that was followed by a double arm DDT! Though Blaine’s head was spiked into the mat he was still able to kickout. REJECT Do you see this, Renee? Give Sarge his due. The man embodies America! RENEE I’m glad I’m Canadian. Blaine blocked Holt’s attempt at a pile driver and hit a hurricanrana to dizzy the Alabama native. But when Blaine came in for a charge, Holt overturned him with an arm drag. From there the former Always Pimpin Champion locked in an arm bar. Blaine tried to reach the ropes, but Holt had firm in keeping him stuck in the center of the ring. That left Sammi to be forced to work her magic… SAMMI Oh, Sarge, wouldn’t you like to put this booty on duty… REJECT Hell yeah! Even Holt couldn’t resist, and the distraction allowed Blaine to fight out the hold. He then cursed Holt with a cross arm Russian leg sweep! RENEE Song for a Sad Girl! Holt grimaced in agony, which was quite pleasing to Blaine… BLAINE Oh, that look! The Lion then came off the top and hammered Holt with a double stomp! Holt hollered in pain, but managed to rise to his feet. There he was slammed in the face with a leaping lariat better known as Cruel Intentions I! RENEE Right on the money! But Holt was able to kickout! More than that he was able to escape Blaine’s Vertebreaker attempt and hit a single arm DDT on the arm he had worked over. The Alabama native then went to the second rope, and saluted the viewing audience. From there he flew at Blaine, who managed to grab hold of him and ground him into a Liontamer! RENEE We saw Blaine submit Jose Cantu-Si last week with the Liontamer! Holt was able to roll out of the hold and avoid what looked to be inevitable defeat. But when he rose to his feet, Blaine struck with Cruel Intentions II! That was enough to get the pinfall victory for The Lion. Winner: Blaine Cayley, via pinfall Blaine hadn’t a moment to celebrate before PAINBOW blindsided him with a lariat! RENEE Painbow jumping Blaine again! Painbow stomped away at Blaine, who couldn’t muster the strength to come back. The former Knicks draft pick got an assist from Holt who proceeded to whip Blaine with the Always Pimpin Title. RENEE What a sore loser! But help arrived for Blaine in the form of TANNER NEPTUNE, who cleared house with a steel chair! Sammi profusely thanked Tanner, while Blaine just gave a slight nod to his old friend. REJECT You’ve heard of the song Return of the Mac. Well, in Tanner’s case, it’s Return of the Simp. There was a video of Lawson Belle stood in front of a black background where he addressed Storm Bellmare. LAWSON I appreciate you, Storm Bellmare for bringing the old Lawson Belle back. It’s because you interfered in me beating down Bi-Curious George that I was smartened me up. I had been going too soft on everybody. TMW is going to get the old aggressive Lawson Belle back. And you, Storm Bellmare, are gonna get an Anglemania moment of being bloodied, beaten and destroyed by the L-Train. TONIGHT'S MAINEVENT....TRISTIAN NYSTROM'S CAREER ON THE LINE...TRISTIAN NYSTROM VS PIKE PANTERA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Backstage we find Blanchefleur in a chat with Pike Pantera. BLANCHEFLEUR Tonight you’re going to make Tristan Nystrom leave TMW for good. I like that you stepped up and volunteered to get rid of him. PIKE Do you know why I did that? Because I’m tired of him getting in our way. We’re not jokes. We’re threats. He’s going to learn that even if I have to teach him that singlehandedly. Blanchelfeur thick lips form a blissfull smile Burlington Pembrokshire Vs Bedrock*** There were a collection of security officials that accompanied Bedrock to the rign and stayed for his match. RENEE Blanchefleur thinks Big Papa Thrust is a threat to Bedrock’s life so has assigned a security detail. REJECT Never in the history of our great sport has their been a promoter who cared so deeply for their talent. RENEE I hope that raise was worth your dignity. Pembrokshire started the match out by hoisting Bedrock up with amateur holds. This showed off Pembrokshire’s strength. It also made Bedrock furious. Once Bedrock blocked a powerbomb effort and turned things around with a lariat Pembrokshire had no chance of victory. After a prolonged beating, Bedrock won when the ref called the match. Winner: Captain Bedrock via pinfall The real story of this segment was when Big Papa Thrust charged the ring! It took every security guard to keep him from murdering Bedrock. But Bedrock wanted the vampire and threw himself at Big Papa Thrust. This forced the lower card members of the locker room and the Studs to work to keep them apart. RENEE Blanchefleur can’t delay the inveitable. These two men, Bedrock and Big Papa Thrust are going to go to war! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Backstage we found The Snowbunny Annagret Wickedborn, walking down the hall. She was on the hunt for a black guy and she found it in BLK’s Luther Mandela. ANNAGRET Luther, you really don’t get the credit you deserve. You’ve taken yourself from journeyman wrestler to leader of a group of black gods. And now BLK is tag team champions. And when you’re a champion there are certain perks. Doors are opened to you. And I want you to know that champion or not, my door and other things are always wide open to BLK. LUTHER I appreciate a hot white woman. But you gotta know in this game it ain’t enough to be hot. We got our fill of hot white women hollering at us. ANNAGRET I’m different. LUTHER And different gonna get this dick inside you? ANNAGRET Correction, Luther, different is gonna get ALL THESE dicks inside me. Annagret trailed her finger along Luther’s face before walking away. Suddenly Luther was jumped from behind by DAS WRESTLING MACHINE! WHITE LOTHAR Good day, Luther! Well, good for us, but an awful day for you. Though you can’t be surprised to be meeting us like this. Now can you? REIGNHARDT Luther Mandella too old to fight back! Go to nursing home, old man! Help arrived not in the form of Luther’s BLK mates but in the way of THE UNION JETS! The new odds didn’t scare Reignhardt. REIGNHARDT English pansies get crushed! But, White Lothar… WHITE LOTHAR As a matter of fact, I believe we have a prior engagement to attend. Would love to stay but social grace calls. White Lothar busted out with Reignhardt fended off by a 2X4 toting Tom Smith. Afterward, there was a tense staredown between Union Jets and Luther Mandella. C-4 Remember who scratched your back when you had this itch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 ***Pike Pantera W/Blanchefleur and Lisa Ann Vs Tristan Nystrom W/Queen Esther*** Pike entered to The Shell Gang entrance music of “Ready Or Not” by The Fugees… Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide Gonna find you and take it slowlyReady or not, here I come, you can't hide Gonna find you and make you want me REJECT Ready or not, Tristan Nystrom, here comes two hundred fifty seven pounds of Pike Pantera. If you lose, Tristan, it's your last match in TMW. Tristian Nystrom entered to “Death Don’t Have No Mercy” by Esterly… Death don't have no mercy in this landDeath don't have no mercy in this landHe'll come to your house and he won't stay longYou'll look in the bed and somebody will be goneDeath don't have no mercy in this land RENEE Tristan Nystrom is the conscience of TMW. He is our heart and soul. To lose him would be crushing. But that’s what we risk tonight. Because his career is on the line. The two men got into each other’s faces right as the bell rung, neither willing to back down from the other. REJECT I’d like to know what kind of job Tristan can find after Pike puts him out of TMW. The two men locked up with the vampire forcing Pike into the corner. Pike was able to push Tristian to the center of the ring though Tristian was able to swing around and take him down with an amateur hold. REJECT Tristian beat his own brother to save his ass a few weeks ago. Just sacrificed his brother like he was nothing. RENEE That’s hardly what happened! Pike reversed a whip to the corner and made Tristian eat a running lariat. The Dutchman stayed strong and began hammering Pike with forearms. But, the strongman from Georgia stunned Tristian with a rolling chop to the neck! Staggered, Tristian was floored by a lariat from Pike! QUEEN ESTHER Oh good heavens! Tristian ate turnbuckle then got his shoulder rammed into the steel ring posts. Feeling himself, Pike did the happy hoss dance as Blanchefleur applauded behind a stoic Lisa Ann. Queen Esther shouted support for Tristian who fought to his feet. But he couldn’t stop Pike from drilling him with a spine buster! REJECT How powerful is Pike Pantera son of Ken Pantera? Pike kept the pressure on, chooking Blaine in the corner. He had to break on Referee Clem Buzzlefoxer’s count, but only went on to choke Tristian on the ropes. As vampires don’t breathe this was a bad move and Tristian upended him over the ropes! The Dutch vampire then bombed against Pike with a suicide dive! RENEE Tristian throwing his body to the wind on that one! Tristian stomped away at Pike until Blanchefleur wheeled Lisa Ann over to distract him. That allowed Pike to gore him into the steep steps! RENEE Smoking Gun into the steel steps! The cover was made in the ring and somehow Tristian was able to kickout! REJECT Pike is getting the better of the fight. The 257 pounder is dominating Tristian. Pike dumped Tristian with a gut wrench suplex into another pin. Tristian’s kickout was labored, which had Queen Esther worried. She grew more concerned as Pike locked her charge into a bear hug. Somehow Tristian was able to fight out, but couldn’t stop Pike dropping him with a leaping shoulder tackle! REJECT Everytime Tristian gains some momentum Pike Pantera shuts him down. Tristian rolled into the corner and was met with overhand chops from his foe. But the Dutchman saw a surge of energy and began battering Pike with punches! Pike threw a lariat only for Tristian to dodge and hit a snapmare cutter! RENEE Pike is Bleeding Out! Pike rolled to his feet first, only for Tristan to sweep behind him and hit a German suplex! Again Pike got to his feet only for Tristian to launch a discus knee strike at him. Pike dodged the attack and the referee got struck down! QUEEN ESTHER Oh dear! Tristian drilled Pike with a dropkick and then went up top. But he got crotched on the top by Blanchefleur! The interim GM then proceeded to shake the ropes, causing Tristan horrible pain. Tristan fell to the mat, which led Blanchefleur to pummel him with stomps. RENEE What does she think she’s doing? Who does she think she is? Pike had a steel chair raised high above his head, ready to bash Tristan’s brains in. But the chair was snatched out of his hands by… RENEE Lisa Ann! REJECT What the hell?! BLANCHEFLEUR Wha…wha…wha…what’s going on?! Lisa Ann flourished forward and speared Blanchefleur to the mat! The two rolled around in a tangle, clawing ferociously at one another. RENEE Lisa Ann is back! Suddenly a hooded figure bashed Pike in the back with the steel chair! Pike staggered forward and was clocked by Tristan’s buzzsaw kick! RENEE Blood Plauge! The cover… ONE! TWO! THREE! Winner: Tristan Nystrom, via pinfall The hooded figure pulled down his hood to reveal himself as Fabian Nystrom! REJECT He’s not supposed to be here! The Nystrom brothers, Lisa Ann and Queen Esther hugged for a feel good moment that touched hearts around the world. But there was a problem in the form of the rest of The Shell Gang arriving en mass to attack the vampires! RENEE If Alix was here she would say damn them to hell! Though they were vampires, the Nystroma were overwhelmled by the heels. That was until REX, BLAINE CAYLEY and TANNER NEPTUNE arrived to even the odds! From there the faces cleared the ring! RENEE Yes! But we weren’t done as Lisa Ann grabbed da stick! LISA ANN It’s good to be back! And for my first official rulings back I’d like to announce at Anglemania, Alexander and Logan you will both face ReX, Painbow you will fight Blaine in a last man standing match, Wesley you will fight Tristan, and Ignatius you will defend your Galaxy Title against the newly rehired Fabian Nystrom! BLANCHEFLEUR You can’t do that! LISA ANN And that reminds me. Blanchefleur, YOU'RE FIRED! As Blanchefleur freaked out we... 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