Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 LILLIAN Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing the national anthem...Tony Tourettes! "TONY! TONY! TONY!" Indeed Tony is on stage in a snazzy white suit. And by snazzy I mean covered in potato chip crumbs. TONY Oh say can you see! By the dawn's early light! What so proudly we fapped At Pornhub's latest Annagret vid With big tits and phat ass Through the furious barebacking Oh the Maya gangbang we watched Were so gallantly cumming! And Jessica's cum soaked face Da Freak busting his nut Gave proof through the night That TMW rules Oh say does the LED set still shine O'er the land of the horny and the home of the whores! Their are tears in the eyes of many a fan in the dome. What an honor to this great country and to this great fed. Even Tony has the water works going. God bless America, god bless us all! Now for the intro, which seeing that no one really cares about, I'll just say it was the greatest of all time and Hunter Hearst Patty is gonna win an emmy for it! Now we go to Renee Young and Reject. RENEE What a night it's going to be! AngleMania X-Seven infused with a whole bunch of new blood and it's pumping in front of 90 thousand rabid fans! REJECT The TMW Galaxy birthed new stars in January. Now that's it March they're going nova and I'm not talking about Simon Dean. RENEE ....I don't get that joke. REJECT Fuck you. RENEE Anyway, gang, The Nasty Boyds have been dominant, we've never seen a team like them. But right now they're about to collide with a team that people say is it a lot like The In Crowd or GPX...The Woke Queens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 There's a warning coming inStorm coming overheadStop lying in your bedThere's nowhere to hideThere's lightning in the skyStorm coming in the nightStop running, stand and fightHold your head high As the EDM and poppy sounds of "Hold Your Head High" by Aluna George played, the stage became darkened with holographic futuristic silhouettes of How2Girl and Tori Malibu. If that weren't amazing enough the pairing was lowered from the ceiling into each of their holographic bodies. The duo's pretty faces form a smile as the Woke Queens of the future merged with the Woke Queens of the present and the crowd marked the fuck out! LILLIAN The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TMW HOTTIE'S TAG TEAM TITLE! Now making their way to the ring, they are "MAID MAYHEM" TORI MALIBU, "THE BABE CRUSADER" HOW2GIRL....THE WOOOKKEEEE QUUUEEEENNNSSSS! "YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE We've seen heroes do great things at AngleMania! Zack Malibu beating AngleSault, Krista beating The XFL, Teddy Buckworth beating Colin Maguire Jr. Now it's time for a new generation of heroes to- REJECT Step up and get beat by a new generation of villians. On stage we had ourselves a chain gang of prisoners, who worked their lives away to the hard riding tune of Marylin Manson's Deep Six. No sympy came from The Nasty Boyds, the Hotties tag team champions who flogged their wards with the belts. And demanded a thank you for doing it! REJECT They did much worse than that when they were prison guards in Georgia. LILLIAN And their opponents, from Valdosta, Georgia, they are NIKKI BOYD, BRIT BOYD, the TMW HOTTIES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.....THE NAAASSSSTTTY BOOOYYDDDDDSS! RENEE The Nasty Boyds have been cruising since beating The Woke Queens in the finals of innnagural Hotties Tag Champ tournament. DING DING DING TORI I got this. No she didn't as a discus punch attempt somehow ended up with Tori smacking herself in the head. REJECT Bwahahha! The Nastys then took Tori down to the pits of Hades with a Nasty Bomb! That looked to be it, but Referee Brian Christopher saw that Tori's foot was on the ropes. REJECT If Grandmaster Sexay had been a little worse at his job this would be the shortest title defense in AngleMania history. Tori got knocked around. A lot. She even had to endure a minute in Brit's Vise Grip, but after escaping got clotheslined to hell by Nikki! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!" REJECT Tori the paper tiger. RENEE She does love cats. The Nasties went for another Nasty Bomb but this time Tori escaped down Brit's back. Quite the odd show of agility! The Rhode Island native then took Nikki to school by School's Outting her out of the ring entirely! "YYYYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" Tori invited Brit to come get it... And Maid Mayhem hit her with a Sleeper Drop! RENEE Fade Ran! REJECT What do you know? Tori's actually functioning competently. Trying to make a tag with How2Girl got a little screwy because Tori accidentally smacked her in the nose. REJECT I spoke too soon. But How2Girl is super tough, and she showed her super agility by landing atop Brit for an Atlassault! No pin was counted as Nikki broke up the fall. The two brawled until Grandmaster Sexay was able to restore order. REJECT Brian Christopher restoring order. I've seen it all. It turns out BC is a shitty official because he got distracted asking Tori about what breed of cat he should adopt. This allowed Nikki to roll into the ring and throw out another Clothesline from Hell! Of course BC turned around right when Brit had the Vice Grip. "USE YOUR POWERS! USE YOUR POWERS! USE YOUR POWERS!" REJECT What powers? Although if you compare her to Biffman she's Darksied. Though not that tough, the Venice Beach bred superhero fought out the Vice Grip. Then she rocked Brit with a series of super dooper lariats that had Brit super loopy. HOW2GIRL Super glutes, activate! And then How2Girl tried to use her hot tush to bash Brit with a butt bump. But Brit moved out the way and the super whore smashed into the ring posts! The tag was made to Nikki, and The Nasties proceeded to shut shit down with a Nasty-Plex! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" Backstage The Hypebeasts watched as How2Girl kicked out before the three. RENEE Ya know, you really have to wonder if LeBrenda and Ladbybird will get involved in this match. The Nasties worked over How2Girl's neck which isn't made out of adamantium like Wolverine. The sisters looked to finish her off with a spike pile driver, but the super beauty back dropped Nikki off her! Then Brit suffered an even worse fate with a pop up gut buster! "YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Infinity Crisis! "ALL HAIL THE QUEENS! ALL HAIL THE QUEENS! ALL HAIL THE QUEENS!" the dome crowd chanted as How2Girl crawled to her corner. How2Girl made the tag with Tori, and as Tori said... TORI IT IS ON! Making a charge at Tori, Brit got put in a bad way thinks to a kitty cat swipe from the Rhode Island native. Then Tori showed love to her feline friends... "AWWWWWWW!" REJECT I want to puke. As Brit rolled out of the ring, Nikki took her place. Took her place in the beat down as Tori shocked her with a pop up double kick! "YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Stay Woke says the wokest queen in the game! Outside the ring, Brit started to get a table! This, of course, couldn't be allowed by Grandmaster Sexay and the two got into an argument. And you can imagine how bizarre that was! RENEE In the ring! In the ring was LeBrenda James who smacked Tori with her trademark basketball! REJECT LeBrenda comes through in the clutch! As LeBrenda made her exit, BC returned to count...and only got to 2 /34th! "WOKE QUEENS! WOKE QUEENS! WOKE QUEENS!" Nikki was furious, and started yelling at BC. While sister bickered, Brit brought Tori to the highs of agony with a swinging gutbuster! "OOOOHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE Fresh Out! REJECT And The Woke Queens are fresh outta luck tonight. A cover... ONE! TWO! A kickout! Tori crawled upright but again had her hopes and dreams dashed with another Fresh Out! Her agonized screams were of delight to Brit... Nikki got the tag, and smelled blood in the water as she laid in a Garvin Stomp type attack on Tori. After that Tori was shot into the corner, but she shocked the world as she caught a charging Nasty with a School's Out! "YYYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" The hot tag was then given to How2Girl, and the Babe Crusader proceeded to clean house on the heels! "WE ARE WOKE! WE ARE WOKE! WE ARE WOKE!" The Boyds ate lefts and rights, both fists and feet, and it looked like the challengers finally were going to climb to the top. But then Nikki clobbered How2Girl from behind with a lariat. With the super whore stunned, Nikki brought her up to ready the Nasty Bomb. REJECT The champs successfully defend at Mania! Reject spoke to soon as Tori returned to action to blast Brit with a School's Out! The confusion spelled doom for Nikki as How2Girl turned things into a pin, and couldn't resist letting her old porny instincts take over... HOW2GIRL on NIKKI Grandmaster Sexay would count three and we would have new tag team champions! Winner: The Woke Queens, via pinfall RENEE I'm totally freaking out! How2Girl and Tori Malibu, The Woke Queens, they really did it! They really did it! REJECT Give the ditzes their due. They countered LeBrenda's interference and a hell of a performance by the former champions to get the job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Backstage former OAOAST Tag Team Champion, Ice Quiz is dreaded out and decked out in chains and jewelrey as he stands in front of a locker room. ICE QUIZ Was good, wiggas? Ice Quiz bout to shoot the shit with dat boi GOATman Pains. Les see what he got to spit about that Money In The Bank ladder match. Ice Quiz opens the door to the locker room, only to find that Pains is laid out bleeding from the head! ICE QUIZ Awww shit, this Samoan got fucked up like Wesley Snipes taxes! People rush in to help Pains, but the problem is PIKE PANTERA and LAWSON BELLE come in brawling ahead of their match tonight. They actually land on Pains in the scuffle which is sure to make his injuries even worse! Amidst all the chaos we cut back to a worried looking Renee RENEE Someone took GOATman out. REJECT That idiot Lawson made it worse. Just like a Belle. But who did it and why. And how does this affect the Money In The Bank ladder match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Stood at ringside is a whole lot of people. A whole lot of naked people, all ready for the Lethal Bang. RENEE Gang, we are ready for the biggest orgy ever! So big in fact that we had to invite guys back from the old roster to come take a run at these new Hotties. So many old favorites, Heavy D, Mathis Golden, all rock hard and ready to get it on! LILLIAN Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the 2018 Lethal Bang! "YYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" LILLIAN A Hottie is eliminated when she orgasms. The last Hottie left fucking will win half a million dollars! Please welcome the special guest analyst...ALIX MARIA SPEZZZZIAAA! Instead of hearing Bombastic by Bonnie McKee, we hear the OU fight song. It's still Alix who trots out, but she's wearing a Thunder jersey and a blue glittery cowboy hat. RENEE This can't be good. ALIX Boy howdy, great to be here in Houston, Texas home of the Houston Texans on a night where semen will fly, asses will be gaped and legends will be made! LILLIAN And introducing the competitors for the 2018 LETHAL BANG...From White Deer, Texas, she is...THE SEMEN DEMON..CADY OF GRIMM! "YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE If you've been watching us for a while you remember Cady's dad The Sadist. Knowing him, I think the guys in this match may be in for a Lethal Bang. LILLIAN From Grangemouth, Scotland, she is THE DEFLOWERED FLOWER...LILLY FLORENT!! "YYYYEEAAAAAAAA!" ALIX Ol 8 3/8ths, The Scotswoman, Lilly Florent. RENEE Uh why are you calling her that? ALIX That's the biggest dick she's ever taken, but there's some bigger ones surrounding her tonight. Lemme tell ya! LILLIAN From, Los Angeles, California, she is THE BOOTY MAMA....JADEEEE ROOODDEZZZ DUNNNCAAAANNN! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" ALIX Very interested to see what this hungry young whore can do in this Lethal Bang. RENEE Uh, why are you acting like you haven't had sex with her numerous times? LILLIAN From, Asgard, she is THE SNOW BUNNY...ANNNNAAAGGRETTT WIIICCKKEDDDBOOORRRNNN! "BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ALIX Heard a lot of good things about this young slut from Asgard. They say she takes a dark dick real well, so we'll see how she does tonight. LILLIAN From Knoxville, Ten, she is SLEEPING BEAUTY, DECEMBER BELLEEEEEEE! "YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE December won her job back against Blanchefleur. But after what Pike did to her will be okay for this match? LILLIAN From Val D'Ors Quebec, Canada she is THE CELESTIAL CUM CRAVER...ADELPHE SAINT NERDREGAAAARDDD! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" ALIX The Celstial Cum Craver or Triple C as she likes to be called. Lots of ball licking and rim jobbing skill in that ginger body. She's one to watch out for, folks, I'll tell you that. RENEE Are you going to talk like that all match? LILLIAN From New Orleans, Louisiana, she is THE EXTRAORDINARY ZELDA BAAAAAZZILLLL "YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Aww look how nervous she is. LILLIAN From Chesterton, England being accompanied by JAMES E CORNETE, she is THE SCARLET WITCH...RUUUBBBBBBYYYY! "BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ALIX Don't know about bringing managers to ringside for the Lethal Bang. What about you, King? RENEE Please stop LILLIAN From, Miami, Florida home of The U and the Miami Heat also being accompanied by JAMES E CORNETTE, she is MISS PERFECT...CAELDORI FOX!! ALIX We're not like those other guys out in New York with busted up second generation stars that look like her father in 1999. RENEE Oh my! LILLIAN And from Jessup, Maryland, she is HONEY DOOOVVVVEEEE!" "BBBBBBBOOOOOO!" RENEE Ya know, it's pretty crazy how Sabrina Oakheart is trying to pass herself of as a good girl. This chick was downright mean when she teamed with Aisling. LILLIAN She is from Salzburg, Austria, he is THE LITTLE DEVIL...AMELIA VON KRUGERRRRR!! "BBBBBBOOOOOOO!" ALIX Another tag team here tonight, but only one gal can win the half a million dollars. RENEE And don't forget we've got 2XS as one of the guys. LILLIAN From, Columbia, Maryland, she is THE SOCCER MOOOMMMM! "YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE They say that MILF's like it big, but well, I dunno how well Susan Leslie is gonna do. LILLIAN And from Washington DC, she is the HeldDOWN Assistant General Manager...BLANCHEFLEUR!! "BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOO!" RENEE Blanchefleur likes to use her stroke around here, and I'm not talking about her handjob skills. Hhehehe, I'm funny. ALIX ........ RENEE I am! LILLIAN From New York City, she is "THE WHITE DIAMOND" THE BIG BOSS LADDDDDYYYYY! "BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOO!" RENEE I dunno if I'd boo her. You might wind up with cement shoes! LILLIAN From Queens, New York, she is FIFTY CC'S OF HOTNESS, SHE IS JESSICA FERGUSSSSOONNNN! "YYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAA!" ALIX One half of The Weapons of Ass Destruction could very well get her ass destroyed night! RENEE Well, she did wanna learn what's it like to be a filthy whore. What better way than to be around a bunch! LILLIAN From Caroll, Iowa, she is....THE WAIFU...CHARLI 9INE! "BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ALIX She's sending a message with that name no doubt. Indeed this is a message that if your dick is bellow nine inches do not apply. RENEE That's not what that name means, Alix. She calls herself 9ine because she's too modest to call herself a ten. LILLIAN From, Los Angeles, California, she is "THE FUCKSLUT FROM HELL" MAYA DUNCAN-BLAAANCHHAARDDDD! ALIX I'll tell ya what from my experience this girl is the definition of the word slut! RENEE Careful your mama is watching. ALIX She sure is! LILLIAN And making her first appearance in TMW, she is the queen of all media, the queen of all porn, she is MISS CALIFORNIA....KRISTA ISSSSAADOOORRAAA DUNNNCCCANNNNN! "KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA! ALIX The biggest whore in the game returns! She's fucked a 7 foot dick, and over 500 guys! RENEE Are you just changing JR's line for The Big Show? I believe the bit about 500 guys. but a 7 foot dick?!!! LILLIAN And making his return to America, to be one of the guys fucking the girls, TMW gives to you...BI CURIOUS GEOOORRGGGE! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!" Cue:: Rhythm is a Dancer by SNAP! Do you like confetti? Well if you do, BCG has loads of it and it falls from the ceiling as the queerest of the queer skips out to Rhythm is a Dancer. We see he him skip past 2XS who lowers his sun glasses and takes him in with a look that's not exactly disgusted but not exactly attracted either. LILLIAN Let The Lethal Bang begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Cady of Grim is our first focused as she drops to her knees, and starts sucking on Gran Arma's face. Never mind he doesn't have the best body, never mind that he wears a mask. He has a dick and it's hard. But not for long as she cums in seconds!!!! "YOU CAME EARLY! YOU CAME EARLY! YOU CAME EARLY!" Cady's pretty face seethes with rage! CADY I am the Semen Demon...not the premature ejaculator demon YOU MUST SUFFER CONSEQUENCES! Suffer Arma does, and suffer badly as Cady socks him in the nuts! Referee Nerdregard says a big N-O to that! And toots a whistle! RENEE Who gave him a whistle? REFEREE NERDREGARD You can't do that! I'm disqualifying you! "BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!" CADY Disqualify me?! I disqualify you from your physical body, worm! Referee Nerdregard is quick to back down. But when Adelphe drags him away, he starts popping shit yet again. RENEE Get saved by your little sister and then start talking trash when you're a safe distance away. ALIX A page out of the Christ Air Express playbook, I'll tell ya that, folks. Blanchefleur sees a chance to get rid of the competition! BLANCHEFLEUR Rules are rules. Security if Cady won't leave then get her out of her. Security tries but they have a rough go of it as Cady starts kicking them in the balls! Cady's tag team partner seems to find this a common occurrence. "CADY! CADY! CADY!" LILLY Oh, wow, this is like the last three orgies we were in. RENEE It's happened three times?! LILLY Oh, wow, wait, it was the last five. RENEE Five?! Blanchefleur sort of gets what she wants as Cady's ball kicking frenzy carries her and her victims backstage. ~~~~~~~~~~~Eliminated: CadyEliminated: 1st~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now we can get to the sex ladies and germs, and we focus on Annagret. If the black cock fiend could take 6 dicks in her ass she would. Instead the monstorous Ministers of Offense are double analing the phat bottom skank. The feeling of their huge cocks perverting and stretching her ass makes her feel like she does have 6 dicks slammed in there! ALIX Annagret Wickedborn, 5'10, long legs, says there isn't a white man alive who can make her cum. RENEE And they aren't gonna get the chance. As I like a white chick who likes black guys we'll go to another as Jessica Ferguson is being smutted out by Undie Brown! RENEE Ew, that guy is a creep! Undie's deepest wish is that she was wearing panties, but he can't pass up a reformed prude's tight snatch. An unbelievable pressure fills the newly made filthy whore. For a moment it grows unbearable, and she thinks of begging him to stop. However, a filthy whore loves the pain! Though it may hurt mightily there is rock hard pleasure from his dark manhood. JESSICA Hmmm, it's interesting to note the wetness in my vaginal area. Most unexpected. ALIX Since she became a filthy whore her pussy has been cleared for action. She's virtually one hundred percent, but she may not be one hundred percent for long. Elsewhere Ruby is certainly getting the full bang part of the Lethal Bang, as she's tag teamed by Kobe Tai and Ty Bo. Surprisingly fucking the pale bitch isn't like fucking a White Walker. As a matter of fact, Ruby gives a sensuous blowjob to Kobe, while his master hammers away at her fire crotch. TyBo begins further pumping his hips, sawing his thick black meat in and out her slutty snatch. A sharp tingle shoots through the ginger bitch's head and dulls her mind, which still makes her smarter than most of these bimbos. RENEE Hey, I'm smart, right? ALIX You're as smart as a pet coon, I'll tell you that. RENEE In some ways you're worse than Reject. Speaking of dummies, we have Krista Isadora Duncan. A holder of two masters degrees who now spends her days seeing more dick than a prison shower. The latest dick to be ridden by the middle aged vagina monkey belongs to Doc White. She has no idea who or what a Doc White is. However, relentless slamming of her well used snatch on a guy she couldn't pick out of a police line up is right up her alley! KRISTA Mmmmm yes, give mama that dick! Give mama that big hard dick! Elsewhere her favorite daughter is slobbering her elegant face all over Bhodi Dharma's schlong What do you suppose the Duncans talk about at dinner? How many blowbangs they had this week? Or how many loads of cum they got their eyes and nose? The latest butt plug they tried? Anyway, Maya is heaping a whole bunch of drool and spit around Bhodi's big dick. He may be high as kite, but he's not too high to appreciate a pretty rich girl slutting herself out. Yes, Maya could have been anything in the world. A doctor, a teacher, a lawyer, but she chose to follow in her mother's cum print and become a stupid whore. ALIX Maya has been waiting for this Lethal Bang. Will she erase what happened in the other Lethal Bangs where she was in the final four. Who knows? But she damn sure is gonna try! With his finger lubricated by Jade's slick pussy juices, Horse is able to slide two into her stink hole. Jade cries out, not oinks, but cries out, then pants heavily. A gush of heat rips through her, and Horse thinks she's going to climax. HORSE Gonna cum is ya? JADE Not to you! Not tonight! Not any night! Jade twists and writhes, her fat ass bouncing up and down on Horse's fingers but again she refuses to cum! RENEE Horse and Wakefield promised to make the Duncans cum and lose out on the half a million dollars. But Jade says... ALIX Awww hell no! Zelda still has some brain cells left and some modesty, so she's quite nervous about getting fucked. In fact she waves off Marty Fox with out even managing to make eye to dick contact. This modesty gets a TWEEEET of the whistle from Referee Nerdregard! REFEREE NERDREGARD Hey, what do you think you're doing?! You better start having sex right now or you're outta here, pal! I swear to god! RENEE So this guy is Adelphe and Pierette's sister and the Nerdlys' cousin? I mean, what the fuck? The Soccer Mom would be first to Zelda's aid, but the mother of two from the suburbs of Maryland is being smutted out like a common whore in Baltimore. An escape would be forthcoming but Bi-Curious George holds her hair in his hand and his dick in her mouth. The woman who once considered blowjobs degrading to women is now being forced to chow down the hair of a sex fluid pervert in body glitter and face paint. What a life! Inspiration is stoked inside Zelda's heart. Maybe something is soaked inside her magical box from watching TSM get throat fucked. ZELDA I'll do it! I'll have sex with you, Marty! Those are the words any perv loves to hear, and Marty is a big perv! He takes Zelda from behind. and slides his long white dick into her pale little white body. Zelda has never experienced this kind of pleasure. Neither has Marty, and his dick doesn't last long inside her magic box before he spurts his jizzum through her canal. That first feeling of a guy shooting inside her has Zelda screaming... ZELDA I'm cummmming! TWEEET! TWWWEEET! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're outta here! RENEE This guy is making my nipples soft. ~~~~~~~~~~~~Eliminated: Zelda BazilEliminated 2nd~~~~~~~~~~~~ Buoyed on by the shrill screams of her little pal, The Soccer Mom gives into wanton lust and spasms around George's finger! THE SOCCER MOM Oh..no..I...I..orgasmed. I'm so ashamed TWEEET! TWEEET! TWEET! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're outta here, pal! RENEE I'm about to lose my mind! ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: The Soccer Mom Eliminated 3rd Left in contest: Krista, Maya, Jade, Annagret, December, Adelphe, Ruby, Blanchefleur, Lilly Florent, The Big Boss Lady, Honey Dove, Amelia Von Krueger, Kiki, Jessica Ferguson, Charli 9ine, Caledori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ Showcasing the talents of a true slave to the dick is Jade Rodez-Duncan who takes in both Mister Steal Yo Push's schlong and Win Griffey's dick in her mouth! Normally she just ingests fatty food, but now Sowee is pigging out two big dicks. Her makeup is smearing, and her hair is matted but she still can't get enough of the Ds. Charli 9ine purports to be a lady in the streets, but what lady do you know furiously gobbles black dick the way this stupid whore is sucking down 2XS. This bitch, Charli, thinks she's wife material. I'm sure many men want a woman with a cum depository for a stomach. AMELIA Suck him! Suck him good! The nineteen year old bitch feels a dull ache in her jaw from chowing on the black member. The hinges throb with a dull ache. His black manhood fills her mouth, rock hard and unbelievably thick as he presses toward the back of her throat. She may not be bright, but she shines as a cum garggling, black cock slurping whore! ALIX A jaw quaking blow job! There might be a rousing cheer for 2xS from Honey Dove. Instead there's a rousing scream of pleasure for the dick Murmur bulges her asshole with. The dick that currently mixes with Abdullah's in her toned tummy! Yes, even Arab niggas can get the puss! It may be history in the making, a blond bimbo spit roasted by two Arabs! Of course us high-minded pious Muslims we find this sort of glorification of vice deplorable, and believe women should be praised for their modesty. A little to the left, Lilly Florent is getting the DP of a lifetime from Tom Smith and Bi Curious George. Insert Lilly9gangbang 2.gif The pleasure of the two men is indescribable to Lilly. Much fuller and much richer than just a dick in one hole. These are dicks in her ass and her pussy, and the feeling is one she knows she'll need again and again. BCG Tom Smith, it is an honor to rub dick and balls with you! TOM Uh, thanks mate. ALIX I'll tell ya what, it's hot all around the country but it's gonna be hot when OAOAST HeldDOWN~! shows up to Moline, Illinois, Grand Rapids, Michigan and Duluth, Minnesota. RENEE ....Alix are you still showing up to arenas for HeldDOWN? ALIX You bet I am. All the superstars of HeldDOWN~! will be there. Mikey The Uber Driver with a five star rating, Paul the crackhead, Zippy the meth dealer. Don't miss it, folks! RENEE Please miss it. TyBo is living every black man's dream, smutting out a rich white bitch by getting his dark pecker drooled all over. Maya can't get enough dick, but this bimbo especially loves the black ones. She makes that well known as she oggles a nearby Quentin Benjamin while she chews on the stiff black rod of TyBo. RENEE I've come to understand that Toni Patrica is producing a flick with Maya, Tyrique Da Freak, Jade and Krista. Miss Perfect, Caeldori Fox only likes big dicks and the dick of Chad Mustard is dick perfect. Plus, he's rich so what's not to like as she arches her back and takes in his meat. The snooty slut who thinks her shit don't stink, lets out a growl like any other whore as a shockwave of pleasure rips through her. CAELDORI Yessss, get me pregnant! I want your child support money! Get me pregnant! CHAD Not gonna happen! The Chadster is the Pull Out King! In short order we hear, from Ruby who's pounding herself in a cowgirl position on Pemborkshire... RUBY Arrrghhh, damn it all to hell, I'm cumming! TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! REFEREE NERDREGARS You're outta here, pal! ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: Ruby Eliminated 5th Left in contest: Krista, Maya, Jade, Annagret, December, Adelphe,, Lilly Florent, The Big Boss Lady, Honey Dove, Amelia Von Krueger, Kiki, Jessica Ferguson, Charli 9ine, Caeldori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ The booking committee's favorite slut is getting is used and abused just like we like it. I'm talking about Maya Duncan Blanchard who has Gory's dick in her mouth, Doc's dick in her ass and Marty's dick in her well used vagina. The sensation of being overloaded with dick obliterates all others, and she becomes and even bigger dick hound. Once more her life is dominated by her love for being fucked. ALIX Look at the look on her face, you tell me that's a normal slut. She wasn't normal when she got here and I think she's regressed. RENEE I don't know what JR line you stole that from but it's shockingly accurate. Her hands touching her ankles, the newest filthy whore in the game, Jessica Ferguson is being given a rough fucking by Undie Brown. The muscle man is made delirious by the scent of his precum mixing her rapidly forming pussy juices. ALIX Since she became a filthy whore her pussy has been cleared for action. She's virtually one hundred percent, but she may not be one hundred percent for long. RENEE I'm sorry but none of that made any sense whatsoever. And I think you know it too. Plowing into Jade's phat white ass, Horse tries to make good on the promise they'll eliminate C02 from the bang. Once a prude, this Cum Dumpster is getting ass fucked like a common anal whore. Sharp intense pleasure burst through her like lightening. And wouldn't you know it, Sowee oinks... JADE Oink, oink, oink! But she doesn't cum! RENEE Jeez, I've never been fucked so hard that I oinked! There's a throbbing ache in Adelphe's bent over ass as the gigantic FLEX reams out her asshole. Whatever pain Adelphe feels drives FLEX over the edge and his massive cock pushes against her asshole. ADELPHE Ahhhh, I don't wanna do this anymore! REFEREE NERDREGARD No submissions allowed! You have to come, Adelphe! And still the ass rape of Adelphe presses on. Pain swells like the rising sun. Mind racing with fear, Adelphe can only suffer anally at the hands of this giant black beast. ADELPHE Please stop! RENEE He's letting his own sister get raped?! What a scumbag! ALIX I let my own sister get raped. Plenty of times. In fact I did the raping! RENEE We love dumb sluts around here, and no one is dumber than December. This stupid fuck doll is getting DP'ed by the muscular black studs Danny Cox and BL Cocrahn, of The Stretching Club. Her pussy and shit hole squeeze as hard as they can, as her last remaining brain cells are knocked away with each thrust by the beefy warriors DECEMBER This is cool. I like black dicks. Brilliant insight from a scholar. Lilly's slut hole is being pounded in missionary by Nate Hackenschmidt also a muscular stud of The Stretching Club. With legs spread wide, this ditzy slut is taking a vaginal pounding by a monster of a man! The former wrester turned muscular pornstar has her hands flailing, and body trembling both from his weight and the power of his huge frame and huge dick! LILLY Oh wow! Oh wow! Oh wow! This director likes white sluts, but this uptight cunt, Blanchefleur is the proper kind of black chick. Tanned, toned and fit. The HUGE stud, Mathis Golden, engulfs the uptight black slut from behind as she drills her from behind. She feels every inch of him, from his foot long inch member, to his seven feet of height!. A far cry from her prior gig before joining TMW. Which was fucking for an EBT card. BLANCHEFLEUR Jesus, Jesus...you're huge! Too huge! The wise ass known as Win Griffey junior is getting his long thin dick chowed on by The Big Boss lady . Boss in real life, she's sucking his meat like a common whore. When you have one good cock why not add another, and she takes in Burlington Pemborkshire's schlong. Rapid fire, the MILF moves between each piece of dick until finally she's cumming and they're cumming too! TWEEEET! TWEET! TWEEET! ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: The Big Boss Lady Eliminated 6 Left in contest: Krista, Maya, Jade, Annagret, December, Adelphe,, Blanchelfuer, Lilly Florent, Honey Dove, Amelia Von Krueger, Kiki, Jessica Ferguson, Charli 9ine, Caeldori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Back to stupid girls. Well stupider girls. Krista is sucking off Heavy D. When she swallows some of his jizz load he's less than pleased. HEAVY D Don't swallow it you old hag! Show me the cum in your mouth! Ever the submissive slut, Krista opens up wide and shows him a mouthful of jizz. HEAVY D It's delicious isn't it? KRISTA MMffyess. HEAVY D Do you want to swallow, old hag? KRISTA Please. But Krista spills some of his jizz and the man is pissed off! Thus he begins ramming his dick into the dummy's mouth, her face crashing against his flab. This is what's become of a multi millionare a whore for a fat burger flipper. But she loves it and Referee Nerdregard is right there to see if she's going to submit. REFEREE NERDREGARD Are you cumming, pal? Are you cumming? ALIX I guarantee if Referee Nerdregard attempts to kick Krista out, Krista will attempt to kill him. December is so stupid she lets a fat ass fan who jumped the guardrail eat her pussy out. This slovenly dork snacks on her cunt like he snacks on the chips and hot dogs that will kill him at 45. But, at least he'll die remembering the taste of December's sweet snatch. RENEE Ya know, her pussy is probably full of semen. Ewwww! Julius Sachs once smooth motions grow rough and powerful as he takes Annagret in a missionary position. His hips meet her's with meaty fat smacks. Though some women might be disgusted to have such a fat fuck on them, Julius is black, he's hung, and again he's black! ANNAGRET Take it, daddy, take this white pussy! Take it all! Four of Bi Curious George's fingers are probing the tight assholes of Amelia Von Krueger and Honey Dove. You would think he's IT the Alien the way he shoves his fingers into their shit pipe. Much enjoyment comes to 2XS and his loins. That is until both his girls scream... ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: Amelia Von Krueger and Honey Dove Eliminated 8 Left in contest: Krista, Maya, Jade, Annagret, December, Adelphe,, Lilly Florent, Kiki Kix, Jessica Ferguson, Charli 9ine, Blanchefleur, Caeldori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ AMELIA AND HONEY DOVE Cumming! TWEEEET! TWWWET! TWEEET! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're outta here, pals! 2XS 2XS is furious and shoots a hard stare at BCG...which is responded to with a blown kiss! 2XS I'll remember that, babe. BCG Please do...babe!! Bent with her legs up and spread by Tom Smith, Caeldori is having her fuck hole pillaged and violated for all to see. Penetrated so wantonly she doesn't exactly feel as beautiful. In fact she feels like a stupid whore. Which she is so it's good she's learned that early in life. Now she can shut up and suck our dicks in peace. CAELDORI Yes! Yes! Big dick! Big dick! There's nothing a moronic cum junkie like Maya enjoys more than having a mouth full of jizzium. And she's got an overflow of Horse's baby juice. As it flows out her mouth, she's given the degradation and humiliation she so desperately loves. His semen is also the smartest thing to ever come out her mouth! But, she doesn't cum herself, and Horse fails for now in eliminating C02. ALIX Right in the mouth, full of cum, Maya is like an animal! Maya is trying to swallow all that cum! I couldn't have put it any better myself. Charli is a good whore, meaning she doesn't discriminate on who's semen she takes. So when a fat freak like Faqu who doesn't even speak Enligsh unleashes his baby batter inside her, she just takes it into her ovaries with a giggle and a smile. CHARLI Teee-hee, I hope we have cute babies! Annagret is doing what she does best, and really all she does and that's taking big black dicks! Tyrique Da Freak is picking up where she jizzed off by expanding her cheeks with his huge dark member. The black bull pushes out her cheeks in a hurried frantic motion, eager to dump his sperm in her mouth. Meanwhile Kiki Kix learns that all Asians aren't full of small dicks as she's plugged from behind by Sumeragi. Loving white women as much as me the SMUSH star is frantic in fucking her. Just as frantic as she is in stroking Holt's stubby yet thick and vein filled shaft. Yes I know that guy isn't Asian. KIKI Not bad! Not bad you fucking dorks! Keep it up, you losers! As Adelphe is double penetrated by Das Wrestling Machine she almost wishes she really could give up. But what choice does she have? Her brother said no, and the ginger slut is just a vessel for the dicks of these strong men. Another huge man, Brock Ausstin, crams his big dick in her chatty mouth shutting her up finally. Though we do love to hear Adelphe talk, we love to see her get throat fucked even more! RENEE And I always thought Brock wasn't packing. There's black dick abounding for Krista who is penetrated from behind by Quentin Benjamin, just the same time as she jerks off Kobe Tai. As the queen of all sex gets her muff violated, Ty Bo strokes his dick. He's waiting his turn, hungry to fufill her lust for black meat. Just the same way as we're hungry to see black meat inside her! KRISTA Yes! Yes! Lose all that chocolate jizz to your white mama! Make your white mama even whiter with all that jizz! Suddenly there's a commotion as figures begin moving through the stands. Not just any figures, black figures. Hot black figures. Hot muscular, black males figures ALIX Where's the Baltimore PD when you need em! RENEE Alix! More than muscular, more than black, these men each sport fourteen inch dicks! I'm not lying fourteen inches! That's even bigger than me! RENEE I know them! That's Booker X RENEE Martin Garvey! RENEE And Luther Mandella! RENEE They're BLK! But what are they doing here? ALIX They ain't here to play horseshoes I'll tell you that! Sumeragi and Holt are shoved out the way by Garvey and Mandella. Kiki would complain but then, the two members of BLK push their own manhood into her asshole in double anal! They part the tight ass with ease and force Kiki's shit pipe to take 28 inches of big black cock! Her body tenses with fear! This is much too big! But the men don't care, they pound the loud mouth whore until she stops screaming bloody murder and starts screaming her orgasm! KIKI Fuck! It's so big! I can't! I can't! I can't! I have to cum! TWWWEEET! TWWWEEET! TWWEEET! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're outta here, pal! ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: Kiki Kix Eliminated 9th Left in contest: Krista, Maya, Jade, Annagret, December, Adelphe,, Lilly Florent, Jessica Ferguson, Charli 9ine, Blanchefleur, Caeldori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ A mad gibbering panic sits in on Lilly Florent as Booker X's over a foot long dick enters her from behind! The slow minded cunt thinks to squirm, but the dick is so great that her silly mind decides it's okay to be fucked by a baseball bat! Knowing this cunt she probably has been fucked by a baseball bat. And this bat has her hollering into the night. LILLY Oh, wow, I'm cumming for sure! TWWEET! TWEET! TWEET! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're out of here pal! ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: Lilly Florent Eliminated 10th Left in contest: Krista, Maya, Jade, Annagret, December, Adelphe,, Jessica Ferguson, Charli 9ine, Blanchefleur, Caeldori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ BLK doesn't stop with just white girls, though. Like me they consider Blanchefleur they're proper kind of black chick and Booker X inserts his massive member in her cunt, while Mandella slides into her tight asshole. That just leaves Garvey to smut out her mouth. The stuck up black bitch is now being fucked like the common whore she is. She can barely move but she doesn't have to, because the brutal thrusting of these black monsters does all the thrusting for her. Tears stream down her eyes, her body trembles, and fear fills her heart. But as degraded and humiliated she may be she still cums! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're outta here....ma'am! RENEE I don't think saying ma'am makes it any better to be honest. ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: Blanchefleur Eliminated 11th Left in contest: Krista, Maya, Jade, Annagret, December, Adelphe,, Jessica Ferguson, Charli 9ine, Caeldori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ ALIX BLK have destroyed vaginas, they've destroyed asses! Will there be any Hottie left ungaped before this night is through? Meanwhile things are somewhat settled down as that dumb whore Maya is taking both Same Ol Shits dicks in her slutty ass hole. If IQ was measured in the amount of cum deposited in one's asshole, Maya would be a super genius. Instead IQ is measured by your intelligence and Maya only has dick on her mind and hillbilly dicks in her ass. MAYA I'm cumming! HORSE We did it! WAKEFIELD Hell to the yeah! MAYA Just kidding. WAKEFIELD What makes Wakefield even sadder is that Maya grabs his toupee and tosses it to Renee! RENEE Ah, this thing isn't a toupee! It's just a dead raccoon! ALIX Gives new meaning to the phrase crazier than a Pet Coon! Seeing Krista get her cockhole stuffed with the dick of White Lothar while she sucks off both Reignhardt and BCG should make your fat ass want to get in shape so you can fuck a hot MILF like this. This bimbo is a fine piece of fuck equipment who grunts and squeals almost the same as pig cum dumpster daughter. But like her swine kid, this old bimbo needs at least two more gallons of sperm lodged in her slut whole. KRISTA Mmmm yes! Give mama those dicks! Give mama a baby, Lothar! Put a baby in my belly! Adelphe is on the ground covered in sperm and shivering. She needs a way out ASAP, but will get none as the monstorous Mathis Golden mounts her. His huge seven feet crushes her and his gigantic foot long cock destroys her cervix and fallopian tubes. Tears erupt from her face and her body is flaming with pain. ADELPHE Stop! Stop! MATHIS Shut up! ADELPHE (whispering) Please. MATHIS Get pregnant! Get pregnant! Get pregnant! SPPPPPLOOOGE! Golden shoots his seed into her ovaries! ADELPHE Nooooooooooooooo! Jade's thick piggy body is being throughly dominated by The Same Ol Shits. Horse is launching his meat rocket straight into her sloppy pig hole while Wakefield is pounding her nasty asshole. Of course she's oinking sounding even dirtier than an actual pig. But a pig has never taken dicks so hard and so good, and so lusty! In fact Jade can take no more and shouts out... JADE I'm OINK CUMMING OINK OINK OINK! TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're outta here, Wilbur! ALIX No! No! Not like this! Damn it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: Jade Rodez-Duncan Eliminated 12th Left in contest: Krista, Maya, Annagret, December, Adelphe,, Jessica Ferguson, Charli 9ine, Caeldori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 The Same Ol Shits high five, and chest bump! WAKEFIELD One Duncan down! HORSE One to go! With incredible strength Tom Smith lowers December onto his cock. She lets out a sigh, but that sighing mouth soon sucks in C-4's member. December proves she's not as dumb as we think by managing to suck dick, hump and breathe all at the same time! ALIX A pussy quaking, mouth trembling fucking by The Union Jets! But December will not give up. She's won the first Lethal Bang, can she win the fourth one? RENEE My money is still on Maya. But I don't gamble for real, Coach lost his house continuing to bet on Felix Strutter. You know you're a black cock fiend when you're willing to fuck a man named Detroit Crackhead. And not only is Annagret willing to fuck him, she's letting him fuck her in the ass! We have truly seen it all, a crackhead fucking a goddess up her slutty asshole. Crackhead has stroke, pulling in out to let her hover on the edge, then plunging in deep to take the Asgardian to heaven. Actually he's too good as Annagret shudders with orgasm! ANNAGRET Holy shit! I'm cumming from this crack addict's dick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: Annagret Wickedborn Eliminated 13th Left in contest: Krista, Maya, December, Adelphe,, Jessica Ferguson, Charli 9ine, Caeldori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ RENEE Wow! What a shocker, Annagret fell well before the final four! ALIX Anything can and will happen in TMW! The thick heavy hand of Brock Ausstin grips Jessica Ferguson's ass, as his member penetrates her newly minted filthy whore pussy. The scientist learns all about what it means to give a good hand job as she strokes the dicks of fellow science fiend's The Time Killers. She's boosted on by the fierce and unmerciful pounding of Brock, and made to jerk The Time Killers even further. BROCK Take my dick! JESSICA Take your dick. This implies what? To remove it with surgery? To take it for medical investigation? RENEE She still has a way to go. Krista's blue eyes glitter with wild lust as she takes double anal from Abdullah and Murmur, while sucking down Tom Smith. The studs chest rise and fall with heavy exertion as they pound the queen of all porn. But, it's the bimbo who can take no more she spasms in not one but two orgasms in a row! TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're outta here, pal! ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: Krista Isadora Duncan Eliminated 14h Left in contest: Maya, December, Adelphe,, Jessica Ferguson, Charli 9ine, Caeldori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ ALIX An upset if I ever saw one! Has the old whore seen her last days? Is it time to go to the old whore's home? RENEE I think you're up for a round of spousal abuse soon. And seconds later we hear... JESSCIA So this what orgasm feels like. Interesting. TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're out of here, pal! ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Eliminated: Jessica Ferguson Eliminated 15th Left: December, Adelphe, Maya Charli 9ine, Caeldori Fox ~~~~~~~~~~ RENEE Gang, we're down to our final four! Two legends in December and Maya and two new cummers to the game in Adelphe St.Nerdregard and Charli 9ine. Caeldori moans with pleasure as Booker X blasts her from the back and she sucks off Mandella. CHARLI Mmmmmff! Booker X's dick quivers with urgency. A lesser man might splooge all in this caucasian twat, but this is an expert cocksmith who keeps his sperm withheld from Caeldori's slut canal. There is a mass blowbang involved with December, Adelphe and Charli, three of the final five girls. The Hotties have to surrender their mouthes and free will to the mass of schlongs in front of them. Far better for them to suck a sea of dick then to ever speak again. The girls shudder as semen splashes on their bodies, but they can barely react as more and more dick and balls invade their mouths. ALIX It's a slobbersucker out here tonight in Houston, Texas! The girls taste each other's spit on their the cocks. Many dicks that have came before get hard again and come back into the sluts mouths. In the end the amount of penis is overwhelming to young sluts, too much to bear and they all come in unison! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're outta here, pals! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Adelphe St.Nerdregard, Charli 9ine, December Belle Final Two: Caeldori Fox, Maya Duncan Blanchard ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RENEE We're down to our final two! Miss Perfect and The Fuckslut from Hell! The Same Ol shits see their chance to deny Maya her riches. They pounce on the brunette skank with Horse planting his balls deep inside her mouth, and Wakefield going deep sea diving in the sluttiest slut hole of all! MAYA Mmmmmmmff! The strong dark flavor of Horse's sack stir Maya to new levels of arousal, but she will not cum! Can't not, will not! But she tightens her muscles in her thighs and rolls her hips around Wakefield's member. It's hard not to be rocked with orgasm. Especially when you're a horny slut. ALIX Maya always says cum. But not tonight, on this night, this night is about victory, this night is about an AngleMania moment and half a million dollars! Caeldori has the cocks of Sumeragi and Arma in her mouth, while Bhodi Dharma and Detroit Cracklead DP her. And she jerks off White Lothar! Somehow with all this she writhes in mania as the men fuck her and use for their release. As soon as she makes White Lothar cum, Reignhardt steps in for his own masturbating. But he doesn't get jerked off for long as Caledori's body is rocked with orgasm! TWEEET! TWEET! TWEEET! REFEREE NERDREGARD You're outta here, pal! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Caeldori Fox Winner: Maya Duncan-Blanchard!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ LILLIAN Your winner of the 2018 Lethal Bang, and half a million dollars richer...THE FUCKSLUT FROM HELL...MAYA DUNCAN BLAANNCCHHAARD! MAYA Woot! I'm rich! Well richer! And don't worry, Same Ols, no hard feelings. I'll hook you up with some cash. SAME OL SHITS Ya will? Nope! Maya slaps the shit out of them with cum filled hands! "MAYA! MAYA! MAYA!" ALIX A legend has been cemented in AngleMania! The FuckSlut from Hell went through Heaven and now sits on the throne 500,000 thousand dollars richer! By gawd HeldDOWN will never been the same again! RENEE Alix, there is no HeldDOWN. ALIX Fans, don't listen to her. This summer is smoking hot for OAOAST HeldDOWN~! We'll be Tupelo, Mississippi for School's Out, then Louisville for Great Angle Bash, and that Thursday in Paducha, Kentucky for HeldDOWN. RENEE Just...no. 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Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 ANNOUNCER The following is a paid announcement from The Shell Gang. In a black and white shot of a basic room Fabian Nystrom stands with KAYLA KAYDEN, pornstar. FABIAN Check it out, ladies! The Charismatic Showman with the penis of the gods is blessing the ladies with the official Fabian Nystrom dildo! KAYLA It's amazing! FABIAN Go to TMWShop today and experience the best part of heavenly body, that's been rocking hoes, and dickin down- BAM! Fabian is hit with his own dildo by PAINBOW! Well he ain't staying around for that and runs off with Painbow chasing after him. KAYLA Mmmm, I like that big black guy. I'd rather have his dildo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 *** TMW Tag Team Title Match: Ignatius Maddix & Wes Singleton vs. The Big Hairy Nutt Saks © *** Rivaled only by the Lethal Bang in stiffness, both teams battered the hell outta each other. At one point Nutt delivered a rather ugly top rope flying crossbody, only for IM to roll thru and hit Go2Sleep! It was a near certainty we’d have new champions, but a splash of cold beer courtesy of Saks prompted his partner to NUTT UP! RENEENever before have we seen anything like this! REJECT Except those with the award-winning WWE Network, brother. IM and Wes clearly don’t as alcoholism ran wild. Nutt even hit the big boot and dropped the leg, but Wes broke up the pin that followed and all hell broke loose. RENEEWe’ve got all 4 superstars brawling in the ring! Until Saks backdropped IM over the top rope. But Spanish Sexy landed on his feet and dragged Saks out to the floor. Saks reversed a whip that would’ve sent him into the ring steps, then charged forward after IM put on the brakes. A huge mistake as IM caught him with a TILT-A-WHIRL GORDBUSTER ONTO THE STEEP STEPS!! REJECT And we have Ignition! Now 2 against 1, Nutt held his own as long as he could, but the numbers were took much and he fell victim to a second GTS, followed by the World Wide Wes! And just like that new TMW tag champions! Winners: Ignatius Maddix & Wes Singleton, via pinfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Backstage Sara Jean, in high heels, runs down.. LEBRENDA JAMES and... LADYBIRD JONES after their interference in the Hotties tag team title match. SARA JEAN LeBrenda, what were you thinking, running in and attacking The Woke Queens with your basketball? LEBRENDA Big money makes money, baby! SARA JEAN What the hell does that mean? LADYBIRD It means after we helped the champs retain the titles, they owe us a title shot. For real this time! None of their tricks or threatening to put night sticks up our booty. They owe us again! And we gonna collect. You better believe it, Sara Jean. Ain't no denying greatness! Ain't no denying destiny! Hypebeasts versus The Nasty Boyds, bigger than Zack Vs Krista, Colin Vs Blaine, Oscar Vs ReX! SARA JEAN Hey, geniuses, The Nasty Boyds lost. LEBRENDA They lost?!!! SARA JEAN Yes! LEBRENDA SARA JEAN Jesus Christ, LeBrenda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 ***Lawson Belle Vs Pike Pantera**** RENEE So this is an odd one. Pike Pantera announced that he'd be sacrificing Lawson Belle to Pike's Illuminati masters and has been attacking him. And he's also raped December and tried to knock her up so he could give the Illuminati the baby. And this was King Landon's silent bodyguard! Pike darted in for a spear, only to get dragged down in a front choke! RENEE He went right into it! Right into a choke! Though pained, Pike fought against the hold. But Lawson wouldn’t let it go! REJECT Pike has to get to the ropes. He couldn’t, so he had to powerbomb Lawson! That still didn’t break the hold! But two more powerbombs did! RENEE He might have to kill Lawson to beat him. After hacking and wheezing Pike went on the attack with a Warrior style shoulder block. He then pounded on Lawson in the corner and knocked him loopy with a full Nelson slam! RENEE The Rebel Yell from a man who’s bought into the Illuminati! Lawson would kick out before the three. But then he fell into a reverse chinlock. As the fans rooted him on, Lawson made his escape. He couldn’t do much more as the big man pounded on him with clubbing blows then laid him out with a 3 point shoulder tackle. PIKE I will have my prize! Rushing forward Pike tried to hit his Gore finisher. What happened is that Lawson's blue boot smacked him in the head. This staggered Pike and Lawson wrapped his arms around Pantera's massive waist. RENEE Trying for that side belly to belly. REJECT No way does he lift him up. But Lawson did, throwing him down with a side belly to belly! As amazing as the move was, Pike popped up...only to get hit with a second side belly to belly! And a third! Now Pike was down and out, and could not stop Lawson from trapping him in the dreaded Ankle Lock! RENEE There it is! The Ankle Lock! No submission is deadlier! Pike didn't dare find out how deadly the Ankle Lock could be as he promptly tapped out! Winner: Lawson Belle, via submission RENEE Lawson Belle has done it! Victorious in his first AngleMania match, vengance for December and an end to Pike's Illuminati schemes. Pretty good, huh. REJECT For a Belle, it's a damn miracle. Jesus is about to come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 In the backroom where the Lethal Bang seems to continue as Krista is getting spit roasted by The Time Killers, and December is sucking off Da Freak we also have a pair of big beautiful bouncing breast from... MELODY NERDLY MELODY OMG, I'm back! It's like if Yuna got dropped into Final Fantasy 15. What DLC that would be! It's like TMW got a loot box and got me! I'm waiting for The Hairy Nutt Saks to talk about their title loss- Interrupting all this is WHITE LOTHAR, and REIGNHARD of Das Wrestling Machine. The German tag team feared throughout the world. REIGNHARD No interview for Hairy Sacks. They are losers. Weak men lose, strong men win. We are strong men. We are from Germany! Strong German men! Lothar born to military family, been around the world. We gather German might, most powerful in world and we crush! We crush! WHITE LOTHAR Eloquently put as always. Melody, I hear you play a video game or two. MELODY Every once in a while. WHITE LOTHAR Consider The Hairy Nutt Saks low level characters, bad armor, weak weapons MELODY Weaksauce! WHITE LOTHAR We are that final boss! That elite number one ranked player! We will not be pushed aside by dull, insipid creatures! We will bully them out of existence! REIGNHARD We will crush them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 ****Money In The Bank Ladder Match: Coco Chanel Vs Money Marc Bennett W/The Doll Vs The Intruder Vs GOATman Pains Vs TurboWolf Vs Daisuke Motozaki**** RENEE I mean we're supposed to have six guys out here, but one guy was last seen laying in a pool of blood. REJECT Dirty play to take away a guy's shot at immortality. RENEE Dirty play, eh. That makes me think you did it! With no Pains it looked like the card subject to change meant we'd be changing a six man to a five man. But then Yummy & Magnificent's theme of "Ho For Me" by Lil B hit. The fans were dreading the reappearance of A$AP Blondie but what they got was ALEXANDER THE MAGNIFICENT charging to the ring! REJECT Holy shit, Renee! We heard Lisa Ann signed Alexander, but I thought he was starting after AngleMania! The Intruder attacked Alexander and got taken down with a crossface which he immediately tapped out to! "WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!" Meanwhile Money Marc went up the ladder but get yanked back down by Coco. Old rivalries were renewed, but the two were taken over the ropes by a charging lariat by TurboWolf. When Conan got back up he was booted in the face and knocked onto Money Marc! RENEE That's the real big dog! Woof! Woof! Daisuke made TW eat a ladder to the midsection, then made the ladder eat him with a snap suplex onto it. TW was then sandwhiched between two ladders, then that became a double decker sandwich as ATM powerbombed The Intruder onto it! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" Daisuke and Alexander went at it with Daisuke missing a superkick and getting pitched over the ropes by the Greek superstar. Free and clear, Alexander went all the way up top and got his hands on the briefcase! RENEE Shortest MITB match in history! But Money Marc grabbed his ankle. Grabbed and held on for dear life, but it still looked like Alexander might get the case. Not so as Conan clobbered him in the back with a steel chair. This allowed Money Marc to pull him off and hit him with a DVD all the way out of the ring! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" REJECT I've never seen anything like that. RENEE We're gonna be saying that a lot tonight. The Intruder ran through Money Marc with the ladder as a shield. Then he chucked it at Conan, who was able to duck it. TurboWolf came from behind and gave Conan an inverted DDT onto the ground, but then Intruder hit him with a back suplex side slam onto a ladder! RENEE Breaking and Entering! REJECT He's broke TurboWolf's back and now TurboWolf is gonna enter rehab. Meanwhile on the outside Money Marc was looking to grab a ladder, but when he did Daisuke flew off the ring apron and crashed into him with a front flip senton! As painful as that was, Daisuke had to crawl into the ring to try and stop The Intruder from reaching the case. RENEE I mean does Daisuke have anything left in him? Not much as he had The Intruder now sandwich him between the ladder and the ring post. Trapped things looked bad for Daisuke as The Intruder charged in, but then Alexander threw a chair that smashed The Intruder in the face! "ATM! ATM! ATM!" As Intruder rolled out the ring in agony, Alexander ascended to highs of the ladder yet again. This time he was by Conan Chanel who bashed him with punches. Not to be knocked off his perch, Alexander bashed him back! "ATM!" "DRINK YOUR COCO!" "ATM!" "DRINK YOUR COCO!" REJECT God, these idiots are worse than a WWE crowd. Drink your Coco? They should all be shot. RENEE Hey! Money Marc used a diving shoulder tackle to knock Alexander all the way off the ladder! RENEE Is it just me or are Conan and Money Marc working really well together? REJECT Sometimes you find your worst enemy has your best synergy. Meanwhile, Coco tried to get the case for himself. But Intruder took him off with a bulldog from the top that wound up hurting them both. Shortly after that, Money Marc exploded over the top with a plancha on Alexander, only to get caught by ATM who gave him a fall away slam onto the LED ramp! RENEE He almost cracked that ramp! REJECT That would have been like Raven nearly knocking out the power at WrestleMania X-Seven power. TurboWolf started to climb the ladder and seemed to have a good chance of winning. But as he started to claim the case, Daisuke yanked him off and nailed him with the Rainbow Dash Mash! "KING OF SWAG STYLE! KING OF SWAG STYLE! KING OF STYLE!" Daisuke started swagging and spazzing out even as he went up top! RENEE He's gonna get it! REJECT He is Renee, Daisuke is gonna be Mister Money In The Bank! Or is he?! Not if THE SHELL GANG HAS ANYTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Iggy yanked Daisuke onto his shoulders and nailed him with a Go2Sleep! "BBBBOOOOOOOOOO!" "yyyyyyeeeeaaaaaaa!" RENEE No! No! With Daisuke taken care, Wes made his ascension to the top of the ladder. RENEE He's not even in the dang match! Get him down! Someone did get him down and that someone was Alexander The Magnificent who powerbombed Wicked Wes to the ground! Though worried for his partner, Spanish Sexy took his place at the top of the ladder. Meeting him was ATM, and a battle ensued! A battle won by with a headbutt that would make Shibata cringe. "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" As blood poured down Iggy's nose, he and Wes laid beaten on the mat. No one else could reach the ring in time to stop Alexander from laying claim to his destiny! "YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAA!" Winner: Alexander The Magnificent RENEE Alexander has comeback from a long layoff and now he is in the driver's seat for the TMW Galaxy Title! REJECT And it is Magnificent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Walking through the hallways ahead of the next match are STORM BELLMARE, ISABELLA SPEZIA-VILLAGAROSA, and EPONINE BLACK, when they meet up with a pair of familiar faces EPONINE Dad! ISABELLA Sister! Oh my god! Are you two having sex?! ALIX Well, you know me, Izzy, I like my men like I like my coffee hot and Black! ISABELLA Bam there's the jokes! EPONINE Hmph. No one needs you around, dad. I've got this covered. I'm a great manager. BLACK Are you? EPONINE What would you know? You were managed by a fish and a fat guy who used BBQ sauce for date rapes. ALIX Who doesn't do that? ISABELLA I know I do! BLACK I don't want you getting hurt. EPONINE Fine time to care. I'm gonna help Stormy execute justice. STORM Mister Black, you helped train me. You know what I can do. Eponine is safe with me. The Bounty Hunter can't say the same. Dan Black nods his approval and shakes Storm's hand. ALIX Handshake, Izzy. ISABELLA Sisters don't shake hands, sisters kiss! And yes there's more incest as the Latina babes start swapping spit! They're ready to get a full on fingering and probably anal fingering but Eponine drags little sister away with a bridge of spit nearly keeping the Mexican skanks together! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 *** Ray Crist & the Scumbag Reformation Project w/ Euphoria vs. Bedrock, K-Rawk & Bobbi Cheesecake *** Ray feasted on Bobbi’s mind, body and soul for Easter, but she was the one in control on this night, turning the other cheek during his attempt to rattle her with a tongue flick. Being on the big stage brought the best outta the Scumbags and Lords of Rawk, but that wasn’t enough for Euphoria who chanted “BOOOORIIIIING!” EUPHORIA Where’s the gratuitous sex and violence? Bedrock’s happy to oblige. He throws Euphoria onto the ring steps by the hair, rips her tights open at the crotch and sends his babies off to die in her snatch! Like Bedrock and Euphoria, Ray would like another round with Bobbi. But after yanking K-Rawk outside and tossing him into the barricade, the Pussy Whisperer isn’t allowed to enter by referee Nerdregard who points to the stripes on his shirt. NERDREGARDRules are rules, pally! And the rules say you gotta be the legal man to be inside, which Ray is not. This frustrates him and Bobbi uses it to her advantage. She hurls The Rizzo inside and strips the SRP naked! RENEEThe moon is out early tonight! Bobbi grabs the Scumbags cocks and soon the stars aren’t the only things big and bright deep in the heart of Texas. Anson and Rizzo’s jaws drop as Bobbi plays an X-rated version of tetherball with their dicks! It’s only fitting Bobbi has on a green outfit. Green of course being the color of envy, which is what’s currently pumping through Ray’s veins. He can stand idle no longer and charges in... only to slip on Rizzo’s jizz! Bobbi pounces on him and slaps away as the crowd goes nuts! BOBBITake that, you-you slime! Ray shoves Bobbi off and flees! Meanwhile, Bedrock gets off Euphoria to splash down off the top onto the SRP after a springboard flying crossbody by K-Rawk levels them! Bobbi jumps on top for the double pin as Euphoria (laid out on the ring steps) watches rubbing her tummy! Winners: The Lords of Rawk & Bobbi Cheesecake, via pinfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 There's a break in the hard hitting action as JESSE FERGUSON, inventor and mad genius is in the ring with his bodyguard, AMBER O'SHEA, Colin's baby mom and a newly made werewolf. JESSE Aoi! Aoi! Aoi! Welcome! Jesse doesn't receive much of a warm response. RENEE Jesse has been promising a big reveal since Risen. Here we go... JESSE There is nothing like scientific advancement, is there not? I think not. No. The written word, the printing press, penicillin, the telephone, inventions all. All have defined this world. Imagine what your life would be without books. Or your cellphones. Or me. Even Amber has to raise her eyebrow. JESSE Me. Jesse Ferguson,, a humble boy from humble starts in Queens, New York. I put up with simple minded parents, cruel sister and ignorant peers and I emerged today to help the world! I hate to put myself on a pedestal- RENEE Yeah, right! JESSE But self praise is the best praise. RENEE I think it's self praise is no praise. JESSE What I'm saying is that I will change the way you view the world. Change the way you look at the meaning of life. Or what it means to be alive. I will redefine humanity! The crowd doesn't know what to make of this. JESSE But, first, I'd like to bring out the woman who gave me this opportunity...Lisa Ann! "Black In Back" hits and out comes the Ho Who Runs The Show. Though she's skeptical of Jesse's promises, he is a valued member of the roster. So she enters the ring with a smile and a handshake for both he and Amber. JESSE Lisa Ann, what does it mean to be alive? LISA ANN I guess to have thoughts and feelings, and emotions. Even if they're primitive or slight. You're still alive. JESSE I'm glad you said that, Lisa Ann. I truly am. Because you are a forward thinker. You are ready to help me usher in the next stage of existence. The existence of the ultimate AI. RENEE What? LISA ANN Hold on... JESSE Cassidy Maguire, come on down! As "Soap" by The Animal In Me hits, the crowd goes nuts. They nearly take the roof off the arena as CASSIDY MAGUIRE returns to the OAOAST. But confusion reigns as no less than ten identical Cassidys arrive on stage to form a perfect line. REJECT Ten Maguires. I must be in hell. LISA ANN Jesse, what's going on?! JESSE I understand you had been trying to sign Cassidy... LISA ANN She said "just give me the checks you owe me, whore." JEESIE And so I have solved your problem, and advanced existence with the creation of the Cassidy Maguire Sex Bot. Retailing for $65,000. RENEE What?! LISA ANN But, Jessie! JESSIE Now instead of one moody Cassidy, you have ten obdient Cassidys. You're welcome. No one knows quite what to make of all this. Not even me! Jesse does as he leads a shocked Lisa Ann up the ramp to meet the Cassidy Bots. REJECT If he makes any Colin Bots...I'll Eulogize him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 The legendary, and I do mean legendary rock n roll track of "Final Countdown" played to a thundering amount of boos. The heel heat may have shook the very core of the state of Texas. As the lights in the arena and the entire LED ramp swung in a furious white the early synthesizer of the song took us back to the Reagan era. RENEE The hatred is off the charts! REJECT That's what it's all about, Renee! Hatred, anger, fury! We're leaving together, But still it's farewell And maybe we'll come back To earth, who can tell? I guess there is no one to blame We're leaving ground (leaving ground) Will things ever be the same again IT'S THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!! "BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOO!" The words BOUNTY HUNTER were spelled out in huge blocky letters across the entrance stage. Though they dwarfed the man himself, all eyes of the thousands in attendance were locked upon him. Perhaps it had something to do with the fact that he carried a FLAMETHROWER~! That piece of Tesla made weaponry spewed fierce flames that had his name burning like the flames that were supposed to have burned Kane! RENEE A high tech entrance for a high tech killer! LILLIAN The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a time limit of thirty minutes! Now making his way to the ring, from Pasadena, California he is...THE BOUNTY HUNTERRRRRRRRR!!!! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE This all started when The Bounty Hunter made his totally shocking debut on the first show of the new era. REJECT He threw shade at Storm. Called him a a girl with a fake dick pretending to be a guy. RENEE His comments do not represent TMW or its corporate partners. The Bounty Hunter settled into the ring, not bothering to soak up the mass of humanity. Instead he just laughed his strange giggle. On screen appears Isabella Spezia dressed as a sexy weather girl! ISABELLA Today in Houston you can expect terrible winds, heavy rain, lots of thunder, plenty of lightening and a STORM TO KICK THE BOUNTY'S ASS! I can't afford the price I pay, and I can't even pay the rent They're coming at me every way and there's no letting upI'm frightened by the threats they makeTake me down, and they'll bury me and if I run they'llChase me back again, drag me before I make the break I can't keep holding onIn a hideaway I needed to keep me from breaking downAnd I'm under.. All eyes travel down to the entry way with the sounding of Midnight to Monaco's "One In A Million." The words "it is on" come to mind as blue pyro rips all the way to the tip of the X. Bellow the video screen sat former HARD champion, a pioneer who put TMW on the map, The One and Only Storm Bellmare! At his side, making lovey dovey eyes are the cute weather girls. Actually Eponine's lovey dovey eyes are kind of creepy! LILLIAN And his opponent, being accompanied by EPONINE BLACK and ISABELLA SPEZIA-VILLAGROSA, he is form Berkley, California....STORM BELLMAAARRREEEE! "YYYYEEEAAAAAAA!" Journeying down the LED ramp Storm walked with purpose. Purpose to punish TBH for his bigotry and stomp him to a bloody pulp in his debut. The flames that sprouted from the sides of the ramp probably are a fire hazard but damn it did they mimic the flames that burn his heart. RENEE Storm Bellmare has overcome so much in life. He's fought so hard. And for The Bounty Hunter to say he's not a real man. It's so mean! REJECT Oh my god, it so is! Like totally, Renee. You're so right! DING DING DING The Bounty Hunter started the match with his trademark giggling...Nhehehehehe...which as you can no doubt surmise infuriated Storm. Thus Storm lit The Bounty Hunter's chest up with a barrage of knife edge chops! EPONINE Look at Storm go! ISABELLA Yep! The Bounty Hunter's chest is redder than your face when your dad found your Ignatius and Wesley erotic fiction. EPONINE Gah! We promised not to talk about that! Storm got rough with TBH, pitching him into the corner and nearly ripping his chest to shreds with knife edge chops. Referee Clem Buzzlefoxer V didn't even try to get Storm to stop, which thrilled the crowd who enjoyed the assault. REJECT This guy is even worse than his great great grandfather. Worse than the zombie version of his great great grandfather. The Bounty Hunter was hooked into the set up for Storm's leg trap sunset flip piledriver known as Storm's End. Though the fans expected a quick end to the affair, The Bounty Hunter escaped out the back. The Pasadena native then lunged at the Berkley bred Storm with a lariat. However Storm dipped low and sent the blond haired grappler hurtling out of the ring! The fans popped huge as Storm built up steam off the black ropes. They got their money's worth as the former HARD champion crashed through TBH's defenses with a suicide senton! "THUNDER SHOWER! THUNDER SHOWER! THUNDER SHOWER!" ISABELLA Oh noes! Rain? I didn't bring my umbrella! EPONINE We're in a dome...wait, that's not the point! The Bounty Hunter used the guardrail to pull himself upright. Upright to eat more knife edge chops from the curly haired stud known as Storm Bellmare. Indeed it was a gloomy day for The Bounty Hunter as he was bashed against the ring post and then chucked into the ring. Buzzlefoxer V had to check and see if he was ready to throw in the towel. Yet before he could answer, Storm drove a slingshot leg drop into his gullet. RENEE This is totally a dominant performance by Storm Bellmare. REJECT The guy has defeated Painbow, Fabian, ReX, Tristan and more. He's a wishy washy emo kid, but I'll give him his due. Wanting to truly punish TBH for his ignorant words and deplorable action, Storm pitched him over the top rope. This ain't Watts' WCW so there was no DQ. Though Buzzlefoxer thinks of doing so as Storm crotched TBH on the guardrail! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Bounty Hunter hollers misery and blues, all while his bleeding chest ate more knife edge chops. After bashing his foe's face against the ring steps, Storm pitched him inside the ring. There he got a two count that might have got a three if he hadn't lifted TBH's head off the mat. EPONINE Storm, what's going on? REJECT Your boytoy is crossing the line. RENEE You're one to talk! REJECT If you have the match won, then you win it. And I won lots of matches. Storm ascended to the top rope with a stern expression residing on his adorable features. But he took too long to get up there, as he his legs were swiped out by a desperate Bounty Hunter! With his foe grimacing on the top rope, The Bounty Hunter brushed his long hair out his eyes and sighed heavily. THE BOUNTY HUNTER (painfully) Nneheheheh, now the fun begins! RENEE How can he laugh after the beating he's taken? TBH climbed to the top rope, soaking in the bright blue and purple lights of the Reliant Stadium atmosphere. Though he did more than look impressed. He impressed by flinging Storm off the top rope with an inverted hurricanrana! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" REJECT That's one of the worst moves you can take. It drops you directly on your head. RENEE That one dropped Storm on his head from a great height. Despite the high head drop, Storm still kicked out before the three. "STORMY! STORMY! STORMY!" the fans chant, led on by Isabella. THE BOUNTY HUNTER Nehehehhe, they're saying, go girl, go girl, go girl! STORM I'm a...man! Storm threw chops like THE MAN, but they don't land as hard as previous ones. TBH was able to shut him down with a swift knee to the midsection. A back suplex out to the floor almost befell Storm, but the Berkley native escaped out the back! The former HARD champ tried for a side Russian, but lost it thanks to a pair of elbows from his vexatious foe. Stunned by the blow, Storm couldn't block the wild spin kick that TBH smashed into his throat! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!" RENEE White Lies! But again Storm kicked out! EPONINE The toughness he fights with, the strain on his face, the sweat on his brow, all causing The Bounty Hunter to fall in lust with Storm and take him in the ring. ISABELLA Uh, what? THE BOUNTY HUNTER That's a great idea! I'll fuck him like a girl, 'cause he is a girl! But Storm again grew angry at the mention of him being a girl and took down TBH with a drop toe hold. He then tried to tangle him into an STF, but TBH wheeled his way out the hold ASAP. REJECT Storm's not much of a submission expert, and he's worn down. Gotta think that's why he couldn't land it. TBH threw everyone's favorite move the superkick. But it wasn't the superkick party we were expecting as Storm threw him over with a dragon screw leg whip. As The Bounty Hunter got up Storm rolled through him with a high flip clothesline that would make Taker proud. "STORMY! STORMY! STORMY!" The 150,000 attendees chant. Yes 150,000 brother! RENEE And I thought your 95,000 was absurd, Reject. The Bounty Hunter was in a bad way, and he gets in a worse way as Storm bashed his head into the ring post. The luckless Bounty Hunter suffered some more as Storm started to hook him into the Storm's End. Yet once again the Pasadena native showed great skill in escaping from the finisher that's beaten so many TMW stars. REJECT The Storm's End is a pretty hard move to set up. The Eulogy now that's a good move. RENEE And The Biotic Crisis. REJECT I'm not gonna talk about that bastard stealing my finish. The Bounty Hunter loaded up another White Lies but misses the kick as Storm ducks out the way. That's one failing too many and Storm made him pay for it by flipping him about with the Storm's End! 'YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Nailed it! The cover... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!! NO! THE YOUNG CUCKS PULL REFEREE BUZZLEFOXER V OUT OF THE RING! RENEE Hey! Buzzlefoxer proved as feeble as his great great grandfather and went down from a punch from Jordan! RENEE No way! "FUCK THE YOUNG CUCKS! FUCK THE YOUNG CUCKS! FUCK THE YOUNG CUCKS!" Isabella and Eponine are hopping mad, but its Storm who got his own revenge by taking the Apple Valley, CA natives down with twisting plancha! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" Storm slid back into the ring ready to finish off TBH once and for all. The problem is TBH was ready to finish him. Finish him he did dropping him to his knees then putting the popular babyface away for good with a City of Roses (head scissors DDT)! Winner: The Bounty Hunter, via pinfall RENEE The kid from The City of Roses wins with City of Roses! REJECT Don't call him a kid. He proved he's the hardest since New Jack, The Young Cucks enter the ring, which gets the crowd buzzing. The thousands upon thousands of fans think they'll see an intense fight. For a moment it looks like it. But then... THE BOUNTY HUNTER Nnehehhe, lets be friends! And the three hug! "BBBBBBBBOOOOOO!" RENEE Oh please! These guys totally jobbed out Storm, and now they're hugging. REJECT Like I always say you don't advance in this company without friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Backstage Annie is looking smoking hot in a boobie revealing deep cut red gown. She's with another smoking hot person, Jose Cantu-Si in sparkling leather and chain chaps and jacket. ANNIE Intrepid reporter, Annie on the scene! Everyone, history is being made tonight...my first AngleMania! Feel the excitement. JOSE Shut up, Annie! ANNIE JOSE You've seen it all, Houston. Tag team titles, Hotties Tag Team Titles, big money for the Lethal Bang, but now it's time for the real mainevent. El Bandido de la Muerte himself is gonna swagger on out there in front of his home state of Texas, and pick up another AngleMania victory. And you know I'm one and oh, and if you win two in a row...well then you have a streak. Now that's history. ANNIE R&R, take it away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 All my friends are heathens take it slow! "YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" If you're surprised by the cheer for Jose Cantu-Si don't be. This was Texas, young Jose's home state, and Texas loves it's own. With cocky smirk residing on his handsome face, the studliest player in the game strut out with much swagger... LILLIAN The following contest is scheduled for one fall, now making his way to the ring, representing THE SHELL GANG, he is El Bandido de la Muerte...JOSE CANTU-SIIIII! "YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE This homestate boy was supposed to fight for TMW at Risen against The Shell Gang. Instead he turned on Tristan Nystrom and Painbow to join The Shell Gang. REJECT Which might be on the line tonight. If Jose loses, he'll be forced to leave The Shell Gang. RENEE And how can he fend on his own. I mean he's always been part of a group. An electronic holographic graveyard, complete with a swirl of electronic smoke lines the gloosy entrance set. This graveyard looked like something even Satan would avoid. But one Tristan Nystrom, stepped out of the fire and into hotter flames for his second ever AngleMania match! LILLIAN And his opponent, from The Hauge, Netherlands, he is TRISSSTAANN NYYSSSTROOMM! "YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Mister TMW! REJECT Yeah, as much as I hate to admit it, Tristan is the life blood of this place. DING DING DING In the ring to referee this contest is... RENEE Referee Val Venis making his refereeing debut in TMW! REJECT Do any of these jabronies have qualification? Before the match Jose cut a promo.. JOSE I didn't like the way you cheered him louder than you cheered me. I was born in Texas, I was raised in Texas and if you think I'm gonna play second fiddle to a Euro trash asshole you've got another thing coming. Now try again! "BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The fans were given something to cheer about as Tristen beat the shit outta Jose! Beat him all the way out of the ring to the point where Jose crawled up the LED ramp and started banging on the entrance door. JOSE Let me back! Let me back! RENEE He said if he loses he'll leave The Shell Gang He's willing to throw that away? REJECT You fight a 1000 year old vampire and come talk to me. Back inside the ring, Jose clung onto the ropes for dear life or at least a clean break. But when Venis tried to force Tristan back, the Dutchman leveled him with a punch! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" REJECT If we had law and order that would be a fine. Guilt struck at Tristan's heart. Then a TV monitor struck at his head from Jose's hands!! "BBBBOOOOOOOOOO!" JOSE Shut up! "BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!" Jose then gave Tristan some Bad Vibes with a DDT onto the monitor. The problem became when he tried for the pin. Val Venis barely made it for the count and Tristan kicked out well before the three. This pissed Jose off to no end and he gave Val a pile driver onto the monitor! RENEE Oh my god! The monitor hurt Jose more than it helped him as Tristan booted it into his face to begin his comeback. The Dutchman beat Jose out of the ring and then helicopter swung him into the guardrail to the delight of 100,000 maniacs! "TRISTAN! TRISTAN! TRISTAN!" The 1000 year old vampire then went to the top rope with Jose draped over the guardrail. The fans let out a huge cheer that resounded in the entire state as Tristan moonsaulted onto Jose's back! REJECT That could have ended his career! Jose was rolled into the ring, where Tristan had to wait 45 seconds for Clem Buzzlefoxer V to come and out. By then it was too late as Jose kicked out! "BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!" Jose was worked over in the corner, but dodged a splash and took hold of the monitor. But, Buzzlefoxer threatened a DQ if he used it on Tristan. RENEE And that would put him on the unemployment line. So Jose just hit Buzzlefoxxer V with the monitor! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE Hey! At this point all hell broke loose as the Studs and lower carders came out try and calm the heels down. Big mistake. Jose started bashing niggas the fuck up with the monitor, leaving the ring a bloody mess. Tristan actually started BITING people with his fangs! RENEE Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! A smooth presence arrived in the ring. Elegant. Incredible. Dangerous. ??????? In his way are the equally incredible and dangerous, Union Jets. Or so we thought they were his equal, instead he pitches them over the top and too the outside! REJECT What is this shit?! The man locks hard eyes on both competitors KICK. WHAM. PEDIGREE ON TRISTAN! RENEE Wait! Wait a minute! REJECT What's going on? Referee Nerdregard slid into the ring to count Jose's pin... ONE! TWO! THREE! Winner: Jose Cantu-Si, via pinfall Whomever this character is, he gives a disdainful look to Tristan then exits through the crowd. RENEE I don't know what we just saw. Who was that man. Is he a member of The Shell Gang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Backstage Terry Taylor, the longest tenured interviewer in the OAOAST despite repeated sexual harassment suits against him stands with a tempting victim and familiar face... TITANIA NERDLY TERRY Titania Nerdly, you're wearing a referee shirt, and the Galaxy wants to know why? By the way you look good in that outfit, it really brings out your inner godess. TITANIA Ooookaaay. So Lisa Ann called yours truly up and said with two witches on the roster, vampires and werewolves the human referees can't handle it. Enter me, a half fairy, half werewolf referee. I won't take any gruff from anyone, and you're about to see it when I ref Glass and Effie against Miss Cunt. I won't say it's gonna be easy, but I'm gonna do it! TERRY And look good doing it. TITANIA Uh, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 In an entrance that's part XFL, part Monday Night Football a gang of super sexy super slutty cheerleaders and buff football players poured through an inflatable tunnel. No one was in the mood for theatrics and they jeered their hearts out. Even as GLASS JULIET and EFFIE REESE rose to the top of the cheerleading pyramid in their University of Michigan cheerleading uniforms. LILIAN The following match is scheduled for one fall, now making her way to the ring, from the University of Michigan, she is EFFIE REESE...and if she loses to Miss Cunt, then Miss Cunt will move on to face...GLASS JULIEEEEEETTTTTTT! "FUCK YOU BOTH! FUCK YOU BOTH! FUCK YOU BOTH!" RENEE I feel like saying the exact same thing! These two killed legends, hall of famers. Maybe you didn't agree with the way BPT, Baron and Jock did things, but they died as heroes. And now if Stacy loses to them she has to be their sex slave. They make me sick! My fight is wonWho needs a gunBoom boom knock you outYou knocked me downBut who's laughing nowBoom boom knock you outMy fight is wonWho needs a gunBoom boom knock you outYou knocked me downBut who's laughing nowBoom boom knock you out "Knock You Out" By Bingo Players hit for the first time in TMW or OAOAST history, but a familiar golden shower rained down upon the LED stage. Somehow that didn't start a fire, but flaming hot was Miss Cunt who crotched chopped in honor of dad! LILIAN And her opponent, from Liberty Hills, Texas, she is MIIISSSS CUUUNNNTTTTTT!" "WELCOME HOME! WELCOME HOME! WELCOME HOME!" REJECT I shouldn't expect any MENSA feats from Jock's kid, but her taking this match is stupid. I get you want to avenge all the guys that died. So do I. But how does throwing your life away against two vampires accomplish that? RENEE She's got to try. REJECT You try to win titles, you lose a tooth, you try to win rumbles, you lose some momentum. You don't lose your freedom. In case you didn't notice humans rarely beat vampires around here. But, she's supposed to beat two in a row. DING DING DING Miss Cunt nodded to Referee Titania that she's ready to roll. Effie had to get a pre-match kiss from Glass.. "BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE I never thought I'd see the day when two hot teenagers kissing got boo'ed. Now Effie was ready to give Miss Cunt that work. But as she turned around Miss Cunt rocked her with a Pump Kick! Effie didn't go down, but was dazed and confused. For that reason she had no choice but to eat a ferocious jackhammer into a rock bottom! "YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!" REJECT What the fuck was that?! RENEE It's a..uh...Banana Cream Pie! Titania hurries into position and made the count on Effie... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! "YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE She did it! LILIAN EFFIE REESE HAS BEEN ELIM- Lilian has to STFU as Glass is in the ring and stomping the hell out of Miss C! GLASS JULIET Uppupupu if ya want someone done right, do them yourselves! Glass pitched Miss C out of the ring, then booted her over the guardrail! GLASS JULIET Upupupu, you just beat the demo version of me, Effie's like a ten dollar penis pump and I'm an eighty buck fleshlight! In no mood for jokes, the Texan slugged Glass in the jaw. But the vampire took the blows in stride and nailed her in the stomach with a knee. Then Juli launched poor Miss C into a fat neckbeard. GLASS JULIET I help the less fortunate by setting them up with sluts! TITANIA Get back in the ring, Glass! There are still rules! GLASS JULIET You're a saucy fairy, werewolf thing aren't you! I like it! Let's beeeeeeee friends. TITANIA Ten, Nine, Eight! Knowing Titania means business, Glass had to push Miss Cunt back into the ring. She didn't let up and pounded the Texan with stomps. That is until Miss C got up and started fighting back, even unloading a discus punch! RENEE Just like Jock! Miss C then tried a very un-Jock move of an enziguri. But Juliet easily blocked the attack and punished Miss Cunt with a neckbreaker into a falcon arrrow! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" RENEE U of Misery! REJECT I think every single person in this arena will be miserable if Glass Juliet wins this match. But she wouldn't after that one as Miss C got her foot on the ropes to a huge sigh of a relief. Not from Glass, though, who just giggled as she started to remove the turnbuckle padding. TITANIA What do you think you're doing? It was fairy-werewolf vs vampire as Glass and Titania struggled over the pad. Too bad for Glass she failed to get the pad and was made to bite Miss C's Shiny Metal Cunt with a splash from Jock's daughter! "YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Glass takes some ATM with a fame asser from Miss C that has her home state bursting with cheers. What doesn't please them is Effie's return into the match! TITANIA Not on my watch! Titania held back Effie and was just the chick to do it. But while this was happening, Glass Juliet pulled out a pair of GOLDEN KNUCKS! REJECT Where the hell did she get the money for that? RENEE Nevermind that. How'd she'd hide those things, she's barely wearing any clothes. Unless...ewww! Miss C avoided sure fire brain damage by ducking Glass' haymaker. She then went off the ropes and rolled around Juliet with a slingblade bulldog! RENEE Let's call that one...The Jack Off! REJECT I'm with it. The pin was made, but the University of Michigan babe kicked out before the three! EFFIE Go Wolverines! "BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!" Miss Cunt went to the top rope, a very un-Jock like thing to do, and came soaring off with a cross body. But Glass curled her body into a tight roll then unfurled to swat Stacy out of the air! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" GLASS JULIET It's punishment time! EFFIE Yaaaaaayyyyyy! Glass leapt onto a rising Stacy's shoulders and brought her down with an Effiesteiner. But the hold was rolled through by Miss C. Effie jumped on the apron, but didn't have to do that as Juli reversed the hold. No count could be made as Stacy pushed Glass forward to bump Effie off the apron! "YOU DESERVED IT! YOU DESERVED IT! YOU DESERVED IT!" RENEE Heck yeah she did! Glass comes back with a boot to the gut to shut down Stacy. The hated vampire tries to package the rookie, but then Stacy powers out the hold. Glass Juliet is so shocked she can't stop Miss C from hauling her into the air and jack hammering her into a rock bottom! RENEE Banana Cream Pie! Banana Cream Pie! With her home state crowd singing her name, Stacy made the cover and took home the win and her freedom! Winner: Miss Cunt, via pinfall RENEE She did it! She got revenge! She really did it! REJECT I always had faith in her. RENEE Oh, yeah, right. A fan tosses Stacy a WOODEN STAKE. But there's a problem.. MISS CUNT You degenerate male! How dare you toss a phallic object at me! You're gonna pay! And the segment ends with the beloved victor, having avenged her friends trying to stake a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 RENEE We now go to celeberity guest interviewer, Scott Putski. Backstage that Scott Putski is with Painbow, who wears a bullet proof vest. PUTSKI Painbow, your thoughts heading into your match with Fabian Nystrom. PAINBOW Ten million of my Slimes ordered TMW network to see my gangster shit! They ain't for that pussy ass, faggot ass, bitch ass Shell Gang shit, nigga! Slime Shit nigga, ten million orders for Gangsta Shit, nigga! They want action, I'm giving Fabian that action! PUTSKI Back to you, R&R REJECT Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for celebs, huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Staring at the night sky Trying not to wonder why You never been the word to cry Said you right to other side You think you need to save me Just tell me something not to wonder why Staring at other place trying not to wonder why As Extreme Music's "Hero" played its smooth style, the fans were nuclear. Cheers, boos, they were all their. And they were loud. What else was there was a timeline. A timeline of AngleMania's past, the highs, the lows, the championship wins, the championship losses. Then there was nothing. Nothing but the music. Divinity. So I'm just gonna say soYou can never be my heroBaby I'm just gonna say soYou can never be my (never be my)So I'm just gonna say soYou will never be my heroBaby I'm just gonna say soYou can never be my (can never be my) hero White smoke around the LED stage, the once blue towering walls flash white, and the Divine himself, Fabian Nystrom strollled out in black tights with glowing white accents, and a smile that glowed bright enough to be seen in space. LILLIAN The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Now making his way to the ring, representing THE SHELL GANG, from Los Angeles, California by way of The Hauge, Netherlands he is THE DIVINE...FABBBBBBIIAAANN NYSSTRRROOMMM! FABIAN Welcome to TWM Shell Gang Maniaaaaaaaa! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!" "yyyyyyeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" REJECT Four and oh, Renee. That's what The Shell Gang can do tonight. RENEE Or they can watch Painbow mop the floor with Fabian! And he deserves it too. The following song played... RENEEE New tunes, same dangerous dude! As Biggie's violent, threatening vocals play a man who embodies the gangster ethos that put hip hop on the map, Painbow emerges. The tallest man in the OAOAST cut an even more imposing figure with a SWAT helmet, bullet proof vest and machine gun! LILLIAN And his opponent, from Thompson, Georgia, he is THE PAIN MAKER....PPAAAAAINNBOOOOWWWWWW! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAA!" RENEE So these two were cool at first when Fabian cost Tristan the HARD title against Painbow about a year and a half ago. But it degenerated when Fabian linked up with The Shell Gang and all heck has broken loose since the TMW relaunch. REJECT All hell is about to break loose on Painbow. The Shell Gang is three and 0 tonight, and we're looking at a clean sweep. Fabian looked unsure to start the contest. And with good reason since Painbow launched himself across the ring and damn near clotheslined the fangs out his mouth! "PUT THE PAIN ON HIM! PUT THE PAIN ON HIM! PUT THE PAIN ON HIM! Fabian was beat from pillar to post and then thrown outside and beat against the post! "PAINBOW'S GONNA KILL YOU! PAINBOW'S GONNA KILL YOU! PAINBOW'S GONNA KILL YOU!" REJECT He just might. But this is no way to go out for The Divine. RENEE Everyone gets humbled at some point. Taking pretty long to recover for a vampire, Fabian hung against the steel steps. With his foe weak, Painbow went under the ring and got a fucking big WRENCH! RENEE Holy crap! Vampire or no if that wrench was gonna hit Fabian his pretty looks would be deep dog do do. But the wrench crashed against the steel steps as The Divine moved out the way! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" REJECT That could have been Fabian's brains on the steel steps. RENEE Can he regenerate brains? Actually I don't know if he has brains. Inside the ring, referee Buzzlefoxer V tried to restore order, but didn't have much lucl as Painbow backed Fabian into the corner and railed off the ten punches. Actually it was 20 punches, then 10 more punches for good measure! REJECT Painbow is fighting like he's been waiting all his life for this, Renee. RENEE And I think Fabian might not have the rest of his life if Painbow gets his way. With both hands on Fabian's throat Painbow sent the Dutchman flying out of the ring and all the way onto the LED ramp! The crowd was all like holy shit and Fabian was all like holy shit! Then every one became even more impressed as former Knick draft pick went sailing through the ropes with a topee suicida! As impressive as that was The Divine turned it into a DDT and spiked his head into the ring mats! RENEE Oh my god! REJECT If you're gonna try something new, don't try it at Mania. Painbow crawled away in pain, moving up the LED ramp. Hot on his trail the Dutch vampire ran in and snatched hold of him to throw him onto the bright ramp with a dominator! RENEE Fabian just Screamed, Aimed and Fired with that one! REJECT Renee, getting thrown on that ramp is even worse than getting thrown on the old steel ramps. There is no give on the LED one. None at all. Thrown back into the ring, Painbow was pinned but managed to kick out before three. The Georgia native fought back, but just like his Knicks he failed in the end as Fabian wiped him out with a springboard moonsault lariat! FABIAN I am a Golden God! "FABIAN SUCKS DICK! FABIAN SUCKS DICK! FABIAN SUCKS DICK!" Fabian strutted about the king, but then damn near got his immortal life ended with a stiff big boot! RENEE That Bitch Kick to a big bitch! The former HARD champion exited the ring and got a steel chair to a huge pop from the NRG stadium crowd. "FUCK HIM UP, PAINBOW! FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP. PAINBOW! FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP. PAINBOW! FUCK HIM UP!" But Referee Buzzlefoxer got in the way to prevent Painbow from delivering rightous justice to Fabian. This gave Fabian just the perfect chance to hurt his arch rival and he did with a Van Daminator from the top! RENEE That low down cheat! REJECT I would have done the same thing. RENEE Of course you would. A cover... ONE! TWO! And a kickout before three! Painbow was hooked into a sharpshooter by The Divine, but still made the ropes. An easy task when you're damn near seven feet. Though he had a big problem as Fabian took the steel chair and bashed it against his knee! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE HEY! Buzzlefoxxer V wanted to call for a DQ, but Painbow had other ideas and demanded the match continue. The problem was Fabian bashed him in the knee with the steel chair again! "BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" FABIAN Who's gonna kill me?! Who?! "PAINBOW'S GONNA KILL YOU! PAINBOW'S GONNA KILL YOU! PAINBOW'S GONNA KILL YOU!" Not liking this one bit, Fabian started taunting the sold out stadium crowd with some juking and jiving. Unfortuantley Painbow popped up and hit with him with an F-5! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Esskettit! REJECT What?! RENEE You heard me! But Painbow's knee hurt too much to make the cover and both men laid on the crowd. A count was made by Buzzlefoxer, that Painbow answered first. But Fabian had a hold of the chair and bashed Painbow's knee yet again! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Wise move would be to make the cover. But, Fabian is style over substance and so ordered that ubiquitous grumpy brunette Fluffer to hand him a cigar. But as he's smoking it Painbow makes that Bitch Kick with his good leg and smashed the cigar in his mouth! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE lol!!!! Vampires can't choke to death but who the fuck wants a cigar smashed in their mouth. Fabian stumbles around the ring until he runs into Buzzlefoxer V and knocks him onto the ring apron. REJECT He's as useless as his forefathers. Painbow, like many of us, didn't give a shit about Clem Buzzlefoxxer V and instead took Fabian onto his shoulders. It looked like the end for the Shell Gang leader until LOGAN MAN, LEEZUS PRICE clipped his knee! RENEE Logan! Logan! Logan attacked Painbow! REJECT What is Leezus Price doing?! Logan hooked Painbow in a front facelock... LOGAN I ain't Leezus Price tho! And unleashed a tremendous LIBERATION DDT! RENEE No! Painbow never stood chance, and had to eat a CARPE THAT FUCKING DIEM pop up German just because Fabian is a dick. The Divine flexed his muscle and gritted his teeth as Buzzlefoxer counted Painbow down. Winner: Fabian Nystrom, via pinfall Post-match the other members of The Shell Gang hit the ring and flashed the GANG GANG hand signal. Livid, the fans chucked trash into the ring! REJECT A clean sweep for The Shell Gang! 4 matches, 4 victories and the return of Leezus Price! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 *** Hard on Hoes Title: Brea Brea vs. Princess Danger © *** The inflatable walk around mascots were out in full force for Brea’s entrance. High-fives given out like candy. RENEEBrea thinks she can bring home the gold! I do too! And so does the OAOAST Galaxy! REJECT Well I don’t think, I know Brea can’t beat Princess Danger. Nobody in the world can. She’s the ultimate warrior. Brady and LeBron wrapped up. Not to be outdone, big intro for the champ too. She cut thru a fence that had a DANGER! sign attached with her multicolored sword. BOOM! Pyro blast. Down the LED aisle PD went accompanied by an electrical current. Then she ticked off Brea puncturing a couple inflatable walk around mascots! BREA*huffs, puffs... balls fists* Filled with rage, Brea goes nuts on PD who simply laughs off the onslaught! REJECT So much for sweet Brea. She’s gone medieval! Brea punches herself out and that’s when PD goes to work, slowly torturing her! Eventually Brea found herself in the Pit of Misery but refused to give up! “BB!” “BB!” “BB!” The support of her fans drove Brea to make one last escape attempt, but the effort clearly drains all her energy, forcing the ref to step in to save her! Winner: Princess Danger, via ref stoppage. RENEEBrea never surrendered! But nowadays you gotta protect competitions from themselves and that’s exactly what happened here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 *** OAOAST Galaxy Title: Blaine Cayley w/ Samantha Cayley vs. ReX *** On a night full of spectacular entrances, Blaine simply walked to the ring, bare chest exposed under his black trench coat. Although accompanied onstage by Samantha, dressed in a tight white outfit with jacket and top that exposed her midriff, she returned backstage after a peck on the lips. REJECT A final kiss to remember Blaine as he was because the kid may be unrecognizable once it’s all said and done. While Blaine opted for a low-key intro, ReX rode in on a massive SYRINGE that shot water into the crowd! But once on the ground ReX was crashed into by Blaine, who dived through the ropes and caught the champ right between the eyes yet again with the broken piece of CRICKET BAT carried around since OAOAST TMW Risen! RENEE ReX has been lacerated! * STAB * * STAB * * STAB * * STAB * No longer needed to do her in-ring intros Lilian Garcia exited as ReX rolled away from Blaine out on the arena floor, his face a bloody mask. Blaine stayed on the attack, then looked to drive the shattered cricket bat into Rex’s open wound, but the champ managed to fight Blaine off... * THRASH * ... and spear him against the steel steps! REJECT A much needed breather right here for ReX. Which ReX used to INJECT himself with his PEDs! If not for his crimson mask viewers would be able to make out ReX’s beet red face. Instead they watched as Blaine was suplexed onto the apron and punished in the ring by an array of power based offense. ReX then DREW A BULLSEYE WITH HIS OWN BLOOD between Blaine’s eyes, grabbed the broken cricket bat and WHAM! REJECT Talk about poetic justice! Blaine’s gonna be done in by his own weapon! Referee Grandmaster Sexay begins to administer the 10 count in Too Cool fashion. “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREE!” Blaine finally begins to stir, face bloodied. “FOUR!” “FIVE!” “SIX!” Blaine grabs onto the top rope but slips thanks to his hands being covered in blood! “SEVEN!” “EIGHT!” “NINE!” “TE— !” Blaine just barely rises to his feet to beat the 10 count! ReX signals for the end and fires Blaine in for his Syringer pop-up powerbomb... but Blaine has the move well scouted and is able to clear ReX completely! Blaine then lures ReX in and pulls down the top rope to send the champ to the arena floor! RENEE Still fight left in Blaine! The guys battle onto the stage where Blaine is thrown against one of the video boards. ReX then disappears backstage monetarily to find something, anything to use as a weapon. What he returns with is leftover CHAIN LINK FENCE from the Princess Danger intro earlier in the show! REJECT Jesus Christ! ReX’s carrying the side of a steel cage like a person holds their laundry basket! RENEE Remember, it was in the aftermath of AngleMania 3000 that ReX sent Blaine straight through the steel cage after playing a key role in Tony Brannigan becoming the final OAOAST World Champion. ReX slams the fence down across the back of Blaine, returns it upright and uses it as a grater for human flesh! NO! Blaine gets the hands up and slams ReX face-first into the cold steel! Again. And again! Then we get the cheese grater spot! ReX stumbles around in pain, blues and agony and then gets spiked by a lifting DDT! RENEE Cruel Intentions! Normally a killshot for anyone on the wrong end of Blaine’s move, ReX actually beats the count, likely due to the PEDs currently in his system! REJECT That man isn’t human! Blaine charges forward with the fence in hand, only to be stopped in his tracks by ReX, who lands a kick to the gut and then delivers a Doctor Bomb onto the chain link! ”FIGHT FOREVER!” *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* ”FIGHT FOREVER!” *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* RENEE You won’t hear this kind of reaction during the NBA Finals or the World Cup! REJECT Because even hooligans aren’t total assholes! Blaine grimaces in pain as ReX sets up a table near the stage. RENEE Don’t tell me...! Yes, Renee, ReX plans to powerbomb Blaine off the stage through the table down below! Suddenly a big pop. It’s SAMMI who’s rushed out to plead with ReX not to go forward with his next move. Her words don’t move him but that ass does. “YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!” REJECT She-She dropped her pants! Like the rest of us, ReX is mesmerized by Sammi’s ass. As the blood rushes to his cock, it also begins to pump out of the cut on his forehead! REX His eye on the wrong Cayley, ReX leaves himself exposed to a low blow from Blaine, who quickly executes a second Cruel Intentions DDT! RENEE Will this be enough to finally keep ReX down? To ensure just that Blaine is given a set of HANDCUFFS by Sammi and cuffs ReX to the fence... then TOSSES THE CHAMP OFF THE STAGE THROUGH THE TABLE SET ON THE ARENA FLOOR!!! ”HO-LY SHIT!” ”HO-LY SHIT!” ”HO-LY SHIT!” ReX lies out cold face-first on the concrete with a mouthful of table! And this time the monster stays down for good! Once the Grandmaster makes the 10 count a completely exhausted Blaine falls into the arms of Sammi! She cries tears of joy, her outfit stained in blood, as Blaine is awarded the OAOAST Galaxy Title! Winner: Blaine Cayley. Cue the post-match pyro and ballyhoo celebration! RENEE Blaine Cayley is the Last Man Standing! And now he’s champion of the OAOAST Galaxy! FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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