Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 IT'S TIME FOR THE PRE-GAME SHOW: Glass Ceiling Ladder Match Big Poppa Popick comes out to the Beastie Boys remix of Alive... The crowd slowly rises to its feet, in support of the young upstart, clad in black nylon pants and a RATM shirt. Walking down the ramp, savoring the spotlight, BPP doesnt know Big McLarge dash out from the back, and gets clotheslined in the back and set tumbling down the ramp. Big obviously has the weight advantage, whip into the ropes... and hits his trademark FLYING FOREARM! BML mounts and begins to pummel BPP, crowd obviously doesnt like this development, boos BML pickups up a groggy BPP, goes to whip him, but BPP holds on and comes back with a DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Both me are down, they start to get up at the 2 count... BML hits with punches, BPP hits with chops...BPP gets the best, and whips Big into the ropes...Shoulderblock! BML goes down! BPP floatsover, runs to the ropes, but is caught by a recovering BML with his BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! BML, sensing an opening 2 minutes into the match, slaps on MEXICAN SURFBOARD, obviously trying to slow down BPPs fast style... Breaks the hold after 10 seconds of agony...BPP is spent...Big rolls under the ropes and grabs the ladder Throws the ladder in, rolls past the ladder, so BML turns around and picks up the ladder , holding it on its steps longwise...he turns around and and sees that BPP has recovered and hits the ladder with a DROPKICK, knocking BML over the top rope with the ladder falling on top of him. BPP to the ring apron...RUNNING ASIA MOONSAULT!!! Both me are hurt...BPP rolls back into the ring at the 6 count, and rolls back out to get the ladder, its brought into the ring and setup..BPP scales to the 5th step, but BML is able to recover... he stops BPP, locks him up RUDOBOMB!!! Both men spent... BML up at 4, begins to climb...BPP with a desperation kick to the ladder, which causes BML to lose his grip...but BML lands on his feet...picks up a spent BPP...RUDOCRUSHER! but BML holds on to BPP, and picks him up after signaling for the RUDODRIVER! Theres the pickup..he holds him in , but BPP is close enough to use the ladder as leverage, he kicks off the ladder into a TORNADO DDT!!! Both men up at 8, again the exchange punches and chops...BPP goes for a punch, he misses and spins around..but is hit with another RUDOCRUSHER! BPP falls limp...BML signals to the crowd and ascends the ladder...he pauses to pose at the top with his HARDCORE belt, which is a mistake! BPP pushes the ladder over! BML hangs on the ropes as the ladder bounces back into the center of the ring. BPP runs over...grabs the Hardcore belt and wraps it around his shoulder...running at BML, BPP dodges a slow right, and goes behind BML and hooks in the FULL NELSON...Uses the Ropes..and pulls BML up and over! OMG! FINALITY! BPP up at 7...ascends the ladder...BML notices this but is in too much of a daze...just as BPP grabs clasp holding the pane of glass...BML knocks the ladder over...BPP holds onto the clasp, but it doesnt hold...BML looks up as a falling BPP shatters the glass ceiling onto BML! BML collapses in a heap, bleeding heavily...BPP rolls out of the ring, limping on his right foot badly..the ref raises his hands, and BPP poses with both his fake Hardcore Belt and BMLs real Hardcore Belt. How could these two men be in any condition to compete in the rumble...And what will BML do to BPP if he gets his hands on him! It could be deadly! Beastie Boys Alive plays...as BPP poses on the ramp...BML looks over lying on the mat, sees BPP , and mouths the words through his bloody face Not yet... What does this mean? NEXT UP: EVENFLOWDDT VS. ZACK MALIBU EvenflowDDT VS. Zack Malibu Come Out and Play (raven’s ecw music) hits and Evenflow makes his way to ringside. He plunks himself down in the corner. Zack’s music hits and he comes to the ring….acompnied by the In-Crowd. The in-crowd start to surrond Evenflow when Smells Like Teen Spirit hits and Cobainwasmurdered the Comish of the OAOAS wrestling walks onto the ramp. CWM: “So sorry Zack but for this match the In-crowd are BARRED from ringside. Hit the road losers!” The now alone Zack stands toe to toe with Evenflow. Zack offers Evenflow a handshake. Evenflow shakes his hand but in a SHOCKING SWERVE Zack pulls Evenflow into a single-arm DDT. Zack wastes important time strutting, when he goes back to Evenflow, evenflow gives him a low blow and a neckbreaker. Evenflow picks up Zack and snap suplexs him over. Evenflow scales the ropes and goes for a senton splash but Zack moves out of the way and follows up with a running neck snap and some vicous chops to the chest. Zack irish whips Evenflow into the turnbuckle but Evenflow reverses and sends Zack in and hits the EVENFLOW DDT. 1..2.. NO! Zack’s foot is on the rope! Evenflow picks Zack up and goes for the rolling german suplexs, but after two Zack kicks Evenflow in the balls and Evenflow falls to the mat in a heap. Zack pulls Evenflow into postion and Zack goes up top, but Zack takes to much time taunting the fans and Evenflow gets up and punches him in the gut and then gives him a SuperPlex for a two count. Evenflow goes for a powerbomb but YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB KIDMA…..ZACK!! Zack reverses into a hurracanrana. Zack gives Evenflow a fameasser and a brainbuster for a 2.9 count. Zack is frustrated and jaws at the fans, when he turns around Evenflow boots him in the gut and gives him the SUBURBAN ANGST~! 1…2…3!! Evenflow wins!Evenflow wins! Winner by pinfall: EvenflowDDT The In-crowd run out and begin a beatdown on EvenflowDDT, CWM runs down with a chair and the In-crowd scatter. JR: BAH GAWD! The Cage is lowering! The screen goes Black and White and Medal hits as Angle-Plex hobbles out to the cage. The effects of the beatings he received are still there. He shakes the cage and climbs up a little, then jumps down and nods his satisfaction. He enters the cage. The arena goes dark and Ave Satani hits and Mario Logan calmly walks out to the cage. He stares AP down and enters the cage. The bell rings. Mario starts off right away by kicking Plex right in the ribs and nailing several elbows to the injured area. He picks Plex up and nails a back breaker. Mario lifts Plex over his shoulder and rams him back first into one side of the metal cage. He picks him up and runs him into a second one. He tries a third time, but Angle-Plex shifts his weight and turns it into a reverse DDT. However, this move lands Angle-Plex right on the injured area and he is unable to capitalize right away. Both competitors lay injured on the mat. Mario gets up first and begins to pick Plex up, but Plex nails a low blow and a DDT. While Mario is on the ground, Plex does a leg crusher to Mario’s right knee. Plex picks him up and whips him over in a dragon screw leg whip. Plex whips Mario into the corner and turns him over into the tree of woe. He then releases Mario’s left foot and lets him dangle by his right. Plex dropkicks the knee and attempts to Gore it. However, Mario slides off the turnbuckle and AP hits nothing but metal and pad. Mario limps up and begins stomping on Plex’s kidneys. He nails a knee drop and a standing somersault splash. He signals that he is going up top. However, he takes too long to get up and Plex jumps up and crotches him on the top rope. Plex signals and reaches under the ring apron to produce…the aWoSLEDGE! Plex nails Mario in the face with the sledge. He then climbs up and NAILS a tope rope Angle-Plex onto the sledge. AP is all set to leave the ring, when the arena goes dark. The Dungeon of Doom’s music hits and noises can be heard in the ring. When the lights come back on, AP is in the ring all by himself and an unconscious Mario is being carried to the back by the Replacement. The ref rings the bell and awards the match to Mario as the Dungeon of Doom music continues. AP is LIVID in the ring, smashing the cage with the aWoSledge. JR: Bah GAWD! That Cheat Mario! I guarantee you folks, we haven’t seen the end of this war! JR: And now it's time for one, if not the most, anticipated match of this Pay Per View, the 3 fall, double title match. ::The aWo porno theme hits and special ref Angle-plex comes out:: JR- You gotta believe he'll call it down the middle, folks. ::The Sole Survivor comes out next. He gets in the ring and looks him dead in the eyes. He gets on a mic.:: TSS: Thank to you I had to stay in a jail cell with Vince Russo you son of a bitch! ::CWM's music hits. He comes out with his hardcore belt. TSS runs out of the ring and confronts CWM on the outside of the ring. TSS throws a punch and the match begins:: JR: This one is gonna be a 100% slobber knocker folks! ::TSS throws CWM into a ring post. AP tells them to get it in the ring, but both wrestlers ignore him. TSS is kicking some ass right now. He throws CWM into the audience, then lifts up a mat that surrounds the ring to expose the concrete floor. CWM gets a chair and hits TSS from behind. TSS goes down. CWM picks him up and looks to be preparing for a pile-driver. TSS flips him over, and CWM hits the concrete hard. TSS throws CWM into the ring. He wips him against the rope and a HUGE clothesline hits CWM. TSS goes down, holding his arm:: JR-That was his injured arm, folks. ::Ref AP starts the 10 count. TSS is holding his arm, and CWM looks to be knocked out. TSS gets up at a 9 count. He delivers a huge elbow drop onto CWM. Ref AP counts:: JR: 1....2........KICK OUT BY CWM! BAW GAWD HOW COULD HE KICK OUT OF THAT! ::TSS throws CWM into the turnbuckle. TSS runs at him and delivers a big splash to CWM. CWM pushes TSS into AP. AP fall down for a second, allowing CWM to get a low blow on TSS. CWM hits a DDT on TSS. AP makes the count:: JR:1...2.…3! CWM has one the first fall of this contest. Next is a hardcore match for the Hardcore title. ::TSS is down from the DDT. CWM makes a cover in hopes that he will get an easy victory:: JR:1...2...KICKOUT! ::TSS gets up, but CWM throws him down again. CWM leaves the ring to get a ring bell. TSS meets up with CWM outside the ring. He punches him a few times, but CWM hits TSS’s arm with the ring bell. TSS falls the to the floor. CWM looks at the announce table and taunts the crowd. He puts TSS on the announce table, and goes for a pile-driver. He gets it, but the table doesn’t break:: JR: BAW GAWD! TSS’s head bounced off the table! ::CWM puts TSS onto the table again. TSS low blows CWM. TSS gets down from the table, holding his arm. CWM jumps off the table. He runs at TSS, but TSS delivers a big boot to CWM. He picks up CWM for a power bomb. He throws CWM right on the announce table! It break into multiple pieces. AP tries to stop TSS and allow medics to check on CWM, but TSS throws him out of the way. TSS puts CWM into the ring for a pin:: JR:1...2...KICKOUT! ::TSS throws CWM against the ropes, and out of nowhere Big Poppa Popick hits CWM with a chair. TSS gets the cover:: JR:1...2.…3! TSS is the new Hardcore Champion! Next is a match for the new IC title! ::AP tries to get BBP out of the arena. CWM picks up the chair he was hit with, and cracks it over the skull of TSS. He goes for the cover, but AP is not there! CWM is pissed, and starts yelling at the crowed. TSS gets up and delivers a HUGE clothesline to CWM. AP sees the cover and runs into the ring:: JR:1..2...KICKOUT! ::TSS can’t believe it. He throws CWM against the ropes for another clothesline. CWM ducks, and TSS nails AP with the clothesline. The ref is down. TSS hits CWM with another clothesline. He goes for the pin, but the ref is down. TSS tries to revive AP, but CWM hits him with a low blow. CWM hits TSS with a DDT. AP gets up and makes the count:: JR:1..2...KICKOUT! ::CWM can’t believe it. He picks up TSS again and hits another DDT. He gets the cover:: JR:1..2...KICKOUT! ::CWM says TSS is finished. He hits the PollyCutter on TSS:: JR:1..2...KICKOUT! ::CWM is shocked. He gets a table from under the ring. AP tries to stop him, but CWM throws dust into AP’s eyes. CWM sets the table in the ring. He puts TSS onto the table, and hits another DDT on him. The table breaks in half. AP still can only see half as good as normal, but CWM tells him to make the count:: JR:1..2...[TSS puts his foot on the ropes}…3! ::AP awards CWM the new IC title and leaves the arena:: JR: I can’t believe this! TSS’s foot was on the ropes! Dammit, it doesn’t look like we’ll get a clean winner today, folks. ::TSS gets up and is pissed:: JR: You can tell by the look in TSS’s eyes that these two aren’t finished. CWM may have won the battle, but he hasn’t won the war! ::voices are heard in CWM's lockerroom.:: CWM:You've got a deal. WHO IS CWM TALKING TO? WHAT'S THE DEAL? ---------------------------------------------- ::CWM is in his locker room getting ready to referee Treble Charged vs. Anglesault for the HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE~! CWM: Tonight Anglesault you are going to lose! Tonight Anglesault you are going to realise two things, 1. Treble Chrger is A fuckin' great band and 2. TC is going to be the NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP when all is said and done. and after TC wins i'm going to go into the Battle Royale and toss out 29 other men and become the no.1 Contender~! now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to admire my reflection in my IC TITLE~! for awhile. ATTITUDE PARODY BY MARIO LOGAN~! Anglesault: I know what you're thinking! Caboose: I'm not a real wrestler. cWM: Well you're right. We're just posters. AS: But I have been in a legendary feud with Hunter...... Jason holding a sign: I have an IQ of 22 Treble Charged: I wrestled Duanne Gill AS: ...and won CWM: I fought Courtney Love once. Caboose: I have sex 12 times a day. Mario: I got a papercut while writing this. Someguy: I name everything "Some......." Mario: but I didn't cry Caboose: I have become an alcoholic. Jason: I have been no selling since before there was Hulkamania. CWM: Anglesault crushed my testicles. AS: Molly and Kurt Angle have filed restraining orders against me. CWM: Courtney Love left a disfiguruing scar on my chest. Jason: My lawyers will sue the Undertaker & Kane for stealing my gimmick. CWM: Thsi is what I do. ::Tosses grenade at Courtney Love:: Jason: This is what I do. ::Proceeds to beat the Hell out of EvenflowDDT:: AS: Thsi is what I do. ::Stands in Police line up, while Kurt Angle and Molly identify him as the stalker. Anglesault (champ) vs. Treble Charged For The HeavyWeight Title Of The World A Video Package Is shown highlighting the Anglesault/TrebleCharged feud from TC’s frist spear and AS’s response of TrebleCleft all the way to CWM’s SHOCKING turn on his aWo comrades and joining TC. Cobainwasmurdered comes down to the ring in a referee shirt and says that the aWo CAN NOT interfere. Brand New Low hits and TC comes down to the ring. MEDAL hits and AS and Rikishi come down to the ring. CWM bans Rikishi from ringside though and tells the offical to ring the bell. AS and TC stand toe to toe. AS slaps TC hard in the face, TC goes low and then rolls up AS for a quick two count. AS gets up and in CWM’s face about the quick count. As they argue TS sneaks up behind ‘Sault and gives him THE HALF DOWN (the stroke) instead of covering TC picks up AS and irish whips him into the corner and chokes him, CWM ignores the choke. AS grabs TC and tosses HIM into the corner and applies a choke hold of his own. CWM quickly makes him break the hold. AS gives TC a ddt and a snap suplex and then he WORKS THE LEG~! AS applies a figure four. CWM drags TC close enough to the ropes for him to grab them. AS jumps to his feet and pushes CWM, CWM pushes AS back into a waiting TC who gives him the SCATTER BRAIN (brainbuster) 1..2…NO! 2.9! TC picks him up for another SCATTER BRAIN but AS slides out and chop blocks the knee. He quickly goes for the SALT & PEPPER but TC worms his way to the ropes. AS pulls TC away from the ropes and gives him the SODIUM DRIVER 1.. CWM takes so long to count the fall that TC kicks out at 1! AS is pissed but doesn’t let himself get thrown off his game plan. He pulls TC into postion for the SALTSAULT (moonsault) as he takes flight CWM moves TC out of the way.TC capitlizies by applying the TORONTO MAPLE LEAF, AS won’t give up though. CWM lifts his arm 1,2, 3..NO AS hulks up and gives TC the ANGLESLAM but CWM refuses to count the fall. AS gets all up in CWM’s face as if to say “Tell Me you didn’t Just Do That!” while AS wastes valubale time arguing TC collects himself and in an IRONIC twist of fate gives AS the TESTICLE SLEDGE. TC goes for the RED-PLEX (perfect-plex) 1..2…NO! 2.999. TC and CWM can’t believe what just happened! TC is pissed and signals for the BRAND NEW LOW (rikishi driver) when he goes for it AS pushes him into CWM. REF BUMP BAYBEE~! Some Guy and Angle-Plex wander down towards the ring but stay outside of the ring remember CWM’s ruleing that they can’t interfere. Anglesault picks up TrebleCharged and hits the SALT SHAKER but there’s no ref! Anglesault gets up and shakes CWM until he wakes up. CWM is revived and AS turns around but TC had taken the time to grab the Heavyweight title and he nails AS with it. 1..2…NO! HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT! TC and CWM throw a Hissy Fit. TC picks up Anglesault and gives him the BRAND NEW LOW. It has to be over! 1..2….but CWM has stopped counting! WHAT THE HELL?!? TrebleCharged gets up and confronts CWM. While he’s doing this Angle-plex slips Angleault the HEAVYWEIGHT title. TC grabs CWM by the shirt and tears it off to reveal an aWo SHIRT! SWERVE BAYBEE~! TC is in shock. To late he remembers Anglesault and turns around only to be flattend by a BELT SHOT! 1..2..3!! WINNER AND STILL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP: ANGLESAULT Some Guy and Angle-plex jump in the ring and celebrate with AngleSault and Cobainwasmurdered. CWM gets out of the ring and grabs some spraypaint from under the ring. He paints aWo on AS’s belt. But the Battle Royale is still to come!! What if an aWo member wins? Will they Fight their leader Anglesault? Why did CWM rejoin the aWo? Caboose vs. Alfdogg vs. Someguy The three men enter the ring to determine who gets to team with D'lo. They start by staring at each other, waiting for someone to make the first move. Suddenly, Caboose runs and delivers a double DDT, which starts the match. Caboose stomps both men, Alfdogg steps out of the ring to breathe. Alfdogg gets in a low blow and runs up and hits an Alfacaranna on caboose. Alf goes for the pin, 1!, 2!, broken up by Someguy who reaches through the ropes and takes out Alf with the Some chops. Some guy steps into the ring, but is stomped by Caboose. Someguy grabs Caboose's feet, and drops him, Someguy goes for the Someshooter. That's broken up by Alf who hits Alf kick. Alf goes to the top and delivers a double "Five Star Alf Splash!" Alf is hurt bad by it. Some guy some stomps Alf, and goes for a Some bomb on Caboose. 1! 2!, and no! Alf recovers and breaks up the count. Alf hits Some guy with the Texas Tornado punch, which causes him to be stunned, Alf goes for the Perfect-Plex. 1!, 2!, and it's broken up by Caboose. Caboose goes for the Lo-Down on top of both men, 1! 2!, and feet on the rope. Caboose starts to dominate by hitting the Twist of Fate on Some guy, and the End of the Line on Alf. Caboose goes for the pin. 1! 2! broken up by Some guy! Some guy gets tossed to the outside. Caboose locks in the STF on Alf, Alf reaches the ropes after alot of pain. Caboose delivers 10 German suplexes with out letting go, the last one is a pin attempt. 1! 2!, and broken upp by Some guy. Someguy delivers the Somedriver on Caboose. alf knocks him down with theAlfplexes of Doom (Dragon, Belly-to-Belly, and T-Bone). Alf attempts a pin. 1! 2! broken up by Caboose. Caboose delivers the Rocky punches to Alf, but Alf blocks the last punch and delivers a Triple-Powerbomb to Caboose. Caboose is out, Alf shows off while Some guy recovers. Someguy delivers a Somedriver to Alf on top of Caboose. Someguy goes for the pin. 1! 2! 3! SOMEGUY WINS! SOMEGUY WINS! SOMEGUY WINS! Your Winner: Someguy! Jason & Mystery Partner vs. Hart Foundation. "Bodies" hits and Jaso steps out with a bag, and Mario is holding is neck and following behind. jason steps into the ring and stands in the corner. Old Hitman music hits and Bret and Jim Neidhart come to the ring, Bret gives his sunglasses to a fan. Jason reaches into his bag and places a sweater on the ringpost along with................. ..........the head of Mrs. Voorhees. Neidhart sneaks up and picks the giant corpse up, Bret delivers the Hart attack knocking him out. Bret goes for the pin. 1!, 2!, no! Jason kicks out and tosses Bret over the ropes. Jason decides to deal with the Anvil for a while. Jason lifts him by his goatee, while Pennywise praises him. Bret steps back in and gets Neidhart thrown on him. Jason stares into the corner where his mother is at. Bret gets a tag behind Jason's back. Bret delivers a bulldog to jason into the post almost knocking the head over. Bret delivers a dropkick to jason while he is in the corner. Bret climbs the ropes and pounds on Jason's face, but has no effect. Bret takes off the mask and pounds on him again, jason counters by tossing Bret towards the Anvil. Brwet tags the Anvil, the Harts deliver a double clothesline which doesen't move the big man. Anvil tackles Jason on forces him to sit. Neidhart pounds on the dead man, but Jason counters with a chokehold, which is broken by the ref. Neidhart hits knifeedge chops on Jason with no effect. Jason delivers chops back to the Anvil which echo, and force the Anvil back. Jason goes to the corner and tags his mother. Mario gets frustrated and tells Jason to finish off the harts, the corpse refuses to listen. Mario gets an idea, he puts on the sweater and takes the head. Mario hits the Anvil with the skull, ref allows. Mario tries to get Jason to tag back in but he is refusing. Bret is back in. Bret slams Mario, and delivers his fist-elbow from the second rope. Bret pounds on Mario for a while. Jason inadvertantly distacts the referee while Bret hits a low blow on Mario. The Harts go for a Hart attack and knock Mario out. Bret goes for the pin but, it's interuppted by Jason, who tosses Bret and Jim into the corner, and flattens them with an Avalanche. All three men are hurt. Bret crawls ti Mario and locks him in the Sharpshooter. Jason distracts the refferee as Pennywise leaves the commentators position and pops a blood filled balloon in Bret's face forcing him to break the hold. Mario slpas the cobra clutch on Bret, but Bret counters by running to the corner and flipping over. Or so he thinks, Jason grabs his foot, and Mario releases the hold, and tags in Jason. jason double chokeslams the harts and pins them both, but Bret's foot is on the rope, but the pin is counted anyway. Bret tries to go after Vince, but is caught by Jason. jason puts the harts in a double bearhug. Angle-Plex runs from the crowd and hit s Pennywise with a sledgehammer. Angle-Plex hits Jason in the spine repeatedly with the Hammer, but he wont let go of the Harts. Angle-Plex tries for the head but that doesent work. Angle-Plex takes oput his knees, but he still refuses to let go of the hold. Angle-Plex then smashes the head of Mrs. Voorhees. Jason relases the hold. Angle-Plex runs back as Jason limps after him, with an axe as the Harts get stretchered out. Alfdogg Promo ::Michael Cole catches up with alfdogg backstage. MC: alfdogg, tough loss tonight out there aga... :alfdogg knocks Cole to the ground and beats the shit out of him with his nunchucks: AD: How's that for tough, BITCH? :grabs Cole's microphone: AD: Yes, it was tough. When you have the forces aligned against you, holding you down, that I do, it's always tough. It's been that way my whole fuckin' life. But I was proud of my performance tonight. It took two men. I DISMANTLED the caboose. I got the alfplexes and the triple powerbomb, and he was DONE. And that's when Some Guy took advantage of me. I got to give him credit for that. He KNEW that's the only way I was going down tonight, and he took advantage of it. One on one...I get the belt. It's that simple. You saw caboose out there. He was no match. It would have been the same story with Some Guy. But even I feel bad for you, Some Guy, after what happened in that tag match. Then again, the same thing would have happened to me. So D-Lo, you can kiss my ass. But enough about that. I'm moving on to the battle royal. 30 men. The rest of my rage will be saved for then, when I throw 29 guys out of that ring, one by one, and go to AngleSlam. to take the World title. I don't care if I have to take out caboose again. Or Some Guy. Or even ML. Hell, I don't even care if it's Sault himself. Because Anglesault, at AngleSlam, this is all you have to remember: NOBODY beats alfdogg: :spooky whisper: nobody. :chucks Cole one last time and leaves:: Battle Royal (I'm going to condense it down a little) Video Package played to Survivor's 'Eye Of The Tiger'. Video shows everyone beating the shit out of each other. Ends with a quick edit showing all 29 named entrants, of which the last is AngleSault holding the OAOAST HeavyWeight Championship Belt. Fink-'Ladies and Gentleman it is now time for the 30 Man Battle Royal! Competitors will be eliminated by being thrown over the Top Rope. The Last Man left standing in the ring will then face The OAOAST Champion, AngleSault at "AngleSlam 2002"!' JR-'Get Ready for the Longest And Most Furious Post In OAOAST Today!' Clock:10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Brock Lesnar is no.1! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... EarthQuake is no.2! EarthQuake goes straight for Brock, but Brock spears EarthQuake! Brock Whips EQ but EQ reverses and telegraphs the backdrop. Brock stops, picks EQ up like a GutWrench, and PowerBombs EQ over the top! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Edge (#3) runs down to the ring and spears Brock! Brock No-Sells and TKO's Edge! Edge is groggy, Brock Hits a Stalling Brainbuster and Edge is Lifeless! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3... Brock signals the TriplePowerBomb, but... Clock ...2-1.0... A camera zooms to the back and finds no.4 entrant Pennywise dead and head missing! Freddy Kruger is THE REPLACEMENT! FK comes out holding Pennywise's entry number and Head! FK Stunners Brock! Edge rolls out under the ropes and disappears! FK locks on the Figure4! Despite needing to throw Brock over the top. JR-'Looks like MarioLogan has picked another DUD!' Brock reverses the pressure and FK starts to tap. Brock relenquishes the hold and places FK on the top turnbuckle looking for a TopRopeSuplex! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Brock gets distracted by the clock and FK reverses Brock and Suplexes Brock down to the floor eliminating himself as well! JR-'Well thats two of the four dumbest competitors in this Battle Royal Eliminated!' The Soul Survivor (#5) comes out and realises he can cut a promo before his next opponent comes out. TSS-'Look who THE SOLE SURVIVOR is at the moment! It's going to be that way at the finish! Because it's my destiny to go to AngleSlam and become the next OAOAST Cham... Faith No More start to rock and here comes Caboose! JR-'Caboose is no.6, we have two big names in the ring!' Caboose gets a mic from 'Some'where and cuts a promo as well. Caboose-'Dammit TSS you suck!' But just as Caboose makes his way to the ring, AlfDogg jumps Caboose and lays him out with the chair Caboose brought to the arena, AD then 'Pillmanises' Caboose's Head! Caboose is taken away by the EMT's! AlfDogg returns to the back proud of himself. Next up is that stupid Hoss Bradshaw (#7). TSS destroys Bradshaw with a devasting array of suplexes until the next man comes out! It's Albert (# and TSS looks worried for half a second before hitting Albert with a Fallaway Slam, followed by a FISTDROP~!! Bradshaw recovers with a Rising Clothesline and the Hoss' Double Team TSS! Double PowerBomb! DoomsDay Device! Double BaldoBomb! 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0 It's Chris Benoit Baybee! (#9) The IWC's favourite Son enters at no.9 and goes after the Hoss'! Chops All Round! TSS recovers and nails Bradshaw with his 'Clothesline Of Almost Certain Doom'! TSS then hits a Running DDT on Albert as Benoit Swandives of the TopRope onto Bradshaw! Benoit and TSS then both pick up Albert and slam him over the Top Rope! Benoit Signals for Bradshaw's elimination but TSS 'Bradshaw Bombs' 'The Crippler'! JR-'Dammit, TSS and Bradshaw are in Cahoots!' TSS and his hero Bradshaw give Benoit the DoublePowerBombsOfDoomWithExtraSecretIngrediantStank~!! Benoit then is irish whipped by Bradshaw and Backdropped by TSS over the top rope! BigPoppaPickUp (#10) is next out and looks daunted at the challenge in the ring. BPP thinks to hell with it, grabs a chair and rushes the ring! BPP runs straight at TSS and Bradshaw who simultaneously sidestep and guide the diving BPP through the top ropes! The chair is dropped in the ring. BPP picks himself up, thinks 'screw it' and sulks off down the entrance way! 'Saved By The Bell' hits and Zack Malibu is no.11! ZM dashes into the ring, ducks under an attempted double clothesline from TSS and Bradhaw! ZM comes back off the ropes with the Zack Attack(Running Knee) to Bradshaw! TSS goes for goes for his Inverted Suplex, but ZM reverses it into an Explosive Dynamite Kid like Snap Suplex! Bradhsaw rises to his feet and throws a clothesline which ZM ducks and locks on a sleeper! ZM turns the sleeper into the 'Crowd Pleaser'(Billy Gunn's One&Only)! But as ZM goes for the lift up, Bradshaw reverses into a Falling Front Neckbreaker! All three men lay motionless in the ring trying to find some energy from somewhere! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... The Lights Go Out and Kane's Music hits! The Stage explodes in Red Pyro and a 7 foot monster comes out! The Monster is Jason "Kane Stole My Gimmick!" Voorhees! (#12) JR-'Well I guess it turns out Jason stole his gimmick back!'. Jason steps over the top rope does the 'Kane Four Cornered Pyro Thing'! Bradshaw and TSS make it their feet and charge Jason. Double Chokelsam from Jason to TSS and TheBigAssBanditTexan! TSS roles out of the ring. ZM recovers and still dazed stumbles backwards into Jason! ZM turns around and looks up at his opponent's face. Jason picks up ZM and nails the Tombstone! Jason stands tall in the ring with his opponents down and out! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... "Self High Five!...', 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'(DDP version) brings CobainWasMurdered to the ring! JR-'CWM is no.13! Will it be a case of Unlucky 13 for the freshly reinstated aWo member?!?!?' CWM looks apprehensive, but then suddenly charges the ring! CWM slides into the ring and launches into some CANADIANVIOLENCE~! Chops for Jason, but Jason 'Kane Sells' all of them and hits an uppercut to CWM! Jason then whips CWM into the ropes and nails a Big Boot! CWM staggers to his feet and is nailed with a 'SleepingBagSlam'! Jason picks up CWM and whips him, but CWM somehow reverses! As Jason hits the ropes, TSS grabs his foot and Jason falls on his face! Jason gets up and turns to TSS who has climbed onto the apron, Jason grabs TSS and tries to suplex TSS into the ring! TSS however guillotine drops Jason, who turns around and is Clotheslined From Hell over the Top Rope by Bradshaw! Jason lands on his feet, and proceeds on PowerBombing TSS through the Albino-Hebrew-Russian-Ecuadorian-Dutch Annonunce Table! Jason climbs back into the ring and Gorilla Press' Bradshaw! Before Jason can drop Bradshaw, CWM GORES~! Jason! Bradshaw of course falls and inadvertently splashes Jason! Jason staggers back to his feet... JR-'Oh My God this Monster just won't stay down!'. ...CWM however hits Jason with the 'PollyCutter'(Diamond Cutter) on the chair left by BBP! Jason is finally out cold! Referees and Security drag Jason away before he comes to! TSS is out on the floor, Bradshaw and CWM are fatigued in the ring and ZM has only just regained conciousness! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... 'Test, Test, This is a Test!...' Test (#14) walks down to the ring and climbs over the top rope, he looks around at the battered bodies and looks unimpressed. ZM pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, and uses them for support as he ries to get a hold on the situation. Test sees this as an oppurtunity and goes for the BootToTheFace~! to eliminate ZM! ZM ducks and Test ends up with one leg eitherside of the ropes! ZM then nails Test with the 'School's Out'(SuperKick)! Test is eliminated! ZM turns around into a FallAway Slam from Bradshaw! Bradshaw gets up and gets a thumb to the eye from CWM, who then whips Bradshaw into the ropes! Bradshaw bounces of the ropes and is given a BellyToBackSupex over the top rope and to the floor by CWM! 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... 5-4-3-2-1-0...'Break Down The Walls!...' The Living Legend(Screw You Zybsko) Chris Jericho is no.15! Y2J casually walks to the ring, and poses on the ring apron, but ZM brings Jericho in the hard way! ZM starts stomping on Jericho until CWM low blows ZM, as ZM turns around slowly, CWM follows up with a FireMansCarry! Jericho follows up with a Missile Dropkick off the top as ZM gets back to his feet! CWM signals to Jericho to eliminate ZM, and the pair pick up ZM in the Double Bodyslam position... Clock 3-2-1-0... It's The Shape! (#16) The Shape wiblle-wobbles his 650pound ass to the ring! CWM and Jericho look at each other, drop ZM and start to panic! The Shape body avalanches CWM and Jericho before sitting on top off both of them! The Shape sits there for 2 minutes while ZM recovers and starts to laugh at the CWM and honoury aWo member Y2J! Medal hits and Kurt Angle is no.17! Kurt rushes the ring, ZM waits for Angle and goes for a SuperKick, Angle ducks and delivers an AngleSlam! Kurt tries to push The Shape off of the aWo but The Shape won't budge! Angle climbs under the ropes grabs a chair and hits The Shape straight in the face! The Shape remains motionless! Kurt dives back under the ring and puls out a Fire Extinguisher! Angle shoves the funnel down The Shapes throat and sets it off! The Shape starts to sway and finally falls on his back! Angle drags CWM and Jericho out from under The Shape and helps them up. ZM however comes off the top trunbuckle with a cross body onto all three aWo members! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Cue Porno Music BayBee and SomeGuy (#1 is out next! SomeGuy dives into the ring and clips ZM's knee! SomeGuy lets ZM get to his feet before unleashing the 'Rolling WheelBarrow SomePlexes'! With ZM more or less paralysed, SG organises an aWo attempt to put The Shape over the Top Rope. Angle and Jericho grab the legs, and SG and CWM push from underneath, but The Shape only teeters on the Top Rope! Suddenly BPP runs back out and makes a second attmept at the Battle Royal! BPP slides into the ring and launches himself at the aWo! Instead BPP hits The Shape, and provides the final push to eliminate The Shape! BPP of course eliminates himself and lands on the floor first, with the 650lbs Shape landing on him! JR-'Oh My God BPP eliminated The Shape! And now he's flatter than a Sheet of paper!' No.19 is out next and it's AlfDogg! AlfDogg charges the ring knowing the aWo members are all knackered! AD picks up ZM and throws him over the Top! ZM is eliminated! AD hits Angle with a T-AlfBone, Jericho with the SuperAlfKick, CWM with the Super Release DragonAlfPlex and then sets his eyes on SomeGuy! AD picks up SG and spits in SG's face while shouting 'I Don't LOSE!'. SG kicks low and SomeBitchSlaps AD! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Treble Charger is no.20 and he hits the ring looking for CWM's blood! JR-'Look likes the numbers are a bit more even now!'. TC clotheslines SG and walks over to CWM's limp body in the corner! CWM gets up and the two stare intensely into each others eyes, but Angle grabs TC by the trunks and tosses him over the ropes! TC holds on to the top rope and slides back into the ring without touching the floor! Angle stomps away at TC with CWM, while Jericho and SG lay into AlfDogg! Clock 3-2-1-0... AnglePlex is next! (#21) JR-'Looks like the aWo is going to win the numbers game!'. AnglePlex rushes the ring and starts to direct traffic! DoomsDaySomeDevice by SG and Jericho on AD, and the Double BullDog on TC from CWM and Angle! JR-'AnglePlex should become a Orchestral Conductor!'. AnglePlex comtinues to dictate the action until entrant no.22 arrives! 'Your Looking At The Real Dude Now!...'. It's D-Lo 'The Hoss Sell-out' Brown! (#22) D-Lo does his crazy neck walk to the ring and goes after SG and Jericho! AP, CWM and Angle lose concentration and this allows AD and TC a chance to counter-attack! D-Lo CalfKicks Jericho over the top! Jericho is elminated! D-Lo SkyHighs SG, while TC spears CWM and AD Double Clotheslines Angle and AP! JR-'The aWo are being taken out!'. Clock 3-2-1-0... 'Mr.Sandman, bring me a dream...' Sandman9000 is no.23! SD9000 enters the ring and helps TC, AD and D-Lo beat down the aWo! SD9000 delivers the SandCastle9001(PoochieBomb) to AnglePlex! TC ScatterBrains(BrainBuster) CWM, AD SuperTombStones Angle and D-Lo hits the LoDown on SG! JR-'The aWo is really taking a hammering now!'. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... 'Time To Play The Game...' Triple H is no.23! (Caboose made a mistake here) JR-'This doesn't look good for the aWo!'. Triple H marches to the ring, sledgehammer in hand and lays out every aWo member in the ring! TC holds CWM up for another Sledge shot and Triple H delivers it with a aplomb! SG gets another LoDown from D-Lo who has his ChestProtector back on! Angle gets a Pedigree from The Game, as AlfDogg and SD9000 3D AnglePlex! Triple H directs TC, AD, SD9000 and D-Lo to throw Angle over the top, and sure as hell they do! The Crowd are livid and start showering the ring with rubbish! Triple H uses the Sledge to work AnglePlex's knee. TC nails CWM with the stunner and AD holds SG in place for another LoDown! JR-'Dammit, SG needs help, someone needs to get out here and help the aWo!'. Backstage, an ambulance pulls up in the ParkingLot and out steps a familiar figure! The buzzer goes and it's time for no.24! But no-one comes out! Cameras in the back show EvenFlowDDT lying in a pool of his own blood, grasping onto the no.24 ticket! JR-'Who the Hell did that?!?!? But I guess EFDDT won't be coming out!'. 'Epic' hits for the third time of the night and Caboose returns but heavily bandaged! JR-'Business Just Picked Up!'. Caboose runs to the ring and stands one side, while TC, AD, SD9000, D-Lo and Triple H stand opposite! TC attacks first and is SpineBuster'd! SD9000 charges next, Caboose sidesteps and tosses SD9000 over the top! D-Lo dives at Caboose, but Caboose grabs D-Lo in mid air and delivers the EndOfTheLine(FlatLiner)! AD is next and tries to SuperAlfKick Caboose, but Caboose grabs AD's foot and pulls AD into, and delivers, a CaptureSuplex! JR-'Caboose is a runaway train in the ring!'. Triple H swings at Caboose with the SledgeHammer but Caboose steps back. The momentum of the SledgeHammer swings Triple H around and Caboose dives at Triple H locking on the ChickenWingCrossface! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Next up is Long Time Loyal aWo Lackey, BigMcHugeLarge! BML stomps on Caboose to break the hold, not realising whats going on! The aWo are up on their feet, and watch Caboose get up and start to argue with BML! BML gives Caboose the DoubleBirdie~! and Caboose Emerald Fusions's BML! The aWo step in to help their comrade... ...Caboose, the aWo annihilate BML and toss him over the top like yesterdays news! SWERVE BAYBEE~! Caboose rips off his bandages to reveal an aWo shirt! SG, CWM, Caboose and AnglePlex embrace! JR-'Oh my God, Caboose has retured to the aWo! It all makes sense(It will never really ever make sense), why else would he not be pissed at losing the Triple Threat to SomeGuy!'. The Crowd goes ApeShit and start chanting 'Caboose'! Medal hits again, and The Patriot comes out, but Bret Hart jumps him and drags him backstage behind the curtains! JR-'I guess The Patriot will also not be joining us today!'. As the aWo lovefest continues, TC, Triple H, D-Lo and AD recover, and all three simulataneously low blow the aWo! D-Lo battles SG! TC and CWM brawl! Triple H and AnglePlex beat the crap out of each other! And Caboose & AlfDogg just punch the living daylights out of the other! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Kevin Nash is next out and he slowly makes his way to the ring! Nash steps over the toprope and looks around. Nash-'Dammit, I'm injured, I'm taking 6 weeks off, and I'm leaving now! Where's Scott?!?'. Nash steps back over the top rope and eliminates himself! The aWo continue to battle the Triple H led Rebels! Caboose gains control over AlfDogg witha series of ArmDrags but AD plays the Ric Flair begging card and Caboose drops his guard, AD thumbs Caboose to the eye and nails the SpiningAlfBomb! TC overpowers CWM with the Red-Plex, and follows up with a series of LegDrops! SG whips D-Lo into the ropes, D-Lo comes back of the ropes and SG DropKicks D-Lo who staggers back onto the ropes, SG SuperSomeKicks D-Lo over the ropes! D-Lo is eliminated! TC however lifts SG over the ropes and eliminates SG! TSS begins to stir at the announcers area. Medal Hits once again and OAOAST Champion AngleSault comes out! AS runs to the ring and tries to turn the momentum back int the aWo's favour! AS AngleSlam's Triple H, BellyBackSuplexes TC, and AngleSaults the fallen AD who just got a BackDrop from Caboose! Clock 3-2-1-0... H-B-K... A less than jovial Shawn Michaels is no.30 in the Battle Royal! HBK climbs into the ring and stand opposite a recovering Triple H! HBK-'Look at me Hunter, I'm a brokendown CowBoy, if you continue the path you follow, this is your future!'. Triple H looks scared and dives over the top rope and runs away! HBK also leapfrogs the top rope and leaves! JR-'Well thats everyone in!' TSS claws his way back into the ring and gets Splashed off the top by CWM! Caboose and AD continue to battle as AS and TC duke it out, and AP helps CWM with TSS! TC whips AS who reverses by holding on and pulls TC into the AngleSlam over the Top Rope! TC is eliminated! AS slumps down in the corner, the nights work clearly taking it out of him! AP holds up TSS for CWM to clothesline, CWM backs up, charges, but TSS ducks and CWM knocks AP over and out of the Battle Royal! CWM looks shocked turns and gets DropKick of Maven~! proportions! CWM is sent over the Top Rope and is eliminated! CWM and AP looked pissed but are taken away by security before they can interfere against TSS! FINAL FOUR: Caboose, AlfDogg, TheSoleSurvivor and AngleSault. AS AnglSlams TSS from behind and then locks in the AngleLock! JR-'Just how much punishment can TSS take?!?!?!?' Caboose whips AD, but AD reverses and Caboose goes into the ropes! AD goes for the HurriAlfCanrana on Caboose, but Caboose reverses AD onto the PowerBomb position, and Powerbombs AD over the Top Rope and Out! AS lets go of TSS's ankle and looks at Caboose. AngleSault lifts his eyebrow, Caboose nods, and AS whips Caboose into the ropes...! AD stumbles to his feet and looks dazed. Caboose bounces off the ropes and pulls of The SPACEFLYINGTIGERDROP~! onto AlfDogg! FINAL TWO: TheSoleSurvivor & AngleSault AS smiles as he watches Caboose flatten AD! AS turns around and gets nailed with the ClothesLineOf AlmostCertainDoom~! AS goes over the top rope and lands on the apron! AS pulls himself up and looks completely out of it! TSS nails AS with a TopRopeClothesline knocking AS off the apron and out of the Battle Royal! WINNER: TheSoleSurvivor Fink-'The winner of the match and going to AngleSlam to challenge for the OAOAST HeavyWeight Championship, THE SOLE SURVIVOR!' JR-'By God he did, it, I don't know how, but he did it!'. AS looks pissed, Caboose looks shocked, and CWM, SG and AP com back from backstage. The aWo lay a beating into TSS like no other ever given before! AS sprays 'aWo: No Chance In Hell' on TSS's back! JR-'TSS won the Battle, but dammit! He's losing the WAR!' aWo stand in the ring, arms aloft! CREDITS. FADE OUT. POST MATCH PROMOS ------------------------------------------------------------ Alfdogg ::alfdogg makes his way backstage from the ring. Coach approaches him for an exclusive OAOAST Home Video interview. Coach: "Great effort tonight from alfdogg, but luck was just not on his side. What's going through your mind right now?" Alfdogg simply says, with sort of a smirk on his face: "I guess it all makes sense now." alfdogg gets in his car and leaves. JR: What could alfdogg have in store next time? AW! MAW! GAWD! fade out:: ------------------------------------------------------------ Some Guy Coach interviews Some Guy for the Home Video. Coach: SG you beat Alfdogg and Caboose in your first match, but then in the Rumble we found out that Caboose was really aWo, what do you have to say about this? SG: (SG smirks) Well Coach, the aWo never goes into battle without a plan, I told Alfdogg a few days ago that he couldn't beat me because the aWo runs in a pack and guess what? I was right. Alfdogg i hope you finnaly realized tonight that screwing with the aWo is a bad move. Coach: SG D'Lo screwed you in the tag match. What do you have to say about that? SG: Well he got his in the Rumble, but I might sic Big on him for the next PPV. Coach: Treble Charged eliminated you from the Rumble what are your feelings on this? SG: Well Treble Cleft gave AS a good fight earlier and he got his ass kicked for it, TC at AngleSlam you're ass is mine. Now Coach get the hell out of my face I got Beer to drink and Divas to bang. ------------------------------------------------------------ Mario Logan Exclusive Home Video Feature: ::Mean Gene interviews Mario and the Taskmaster:: Taskmaster: I have advised Mario to rebuild the Faces of Fear, two of them who you didn't expect were in the Rumble." Mario "The Fatman and another surprise Face were in the Rumble tommorow, they will be revealed! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" MGO: "What about Pennywise and Fred Krueger? Sullivan: They will be dealt with! ----------------------------------------------------------- Caboose ::Kevin Kelly-'Caboose, you proved you are a team player tonight!' Caboose-'You damn straight KK, SPACEFLYINGTIGERDROP~! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. aWo 4-Eva Chico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Caboose stunners Kevin Kelly!:: ------------------------------------------------------------ CWM Coach Interviews CWM for the Home Video Coach:.... CWM: SHUT UP! I've got something to say. TC nothing personal but it was a plan all along. I was never on your side. I was aWo the whole time. TSS you might have taken my HARDCORE title but I won the IC TITLE. I am the FIRST IC champ of the OAOAST and I will be the ONLY IC champ! ------------------------------------------------------------ Good Helmet ::GH is seen in the background with the "Pizza and Divas= Life Is Good" sign. GH and divas get kicked out for obnoxious behavior. Leave arena:: ------------------------------------------------------------ TSS MC: TSS you just won then Rumble.....what are you going to do now? TSS: I'M GOING TO KICK AS'S ASS !!!!!! AS..........YOU ARE MINE! ------------------------------------------------------------ Sandman9000 ::Backstage, all seems quiet until crashing noises are heard coming from a janitor's closet. Camera rush to the scene to find the towel boy throwing a tantrum:: Sandman-"Motherf*ckers! All of those goddamn motherf*ckers think they can f*cking f*ck with me! F*ck all of them! F*ck Triple Aids, for f*cking telling me to f*cking rush Caboose. F*ck Caboose, for f*cking throwing my f*cking ass over the top rope. F*ck everyone else, for f*cking me over in the f*cking rumble! (Sandman throws a cardboard box at the camera) F*ck you too asshole! People are going to f*cking pay for what the f*ck happened tonight. And you, dipsh*t (Sandman gets right up into the camera lens), can mark my f*cking words that there will be reprecussions for these f*cking sins!":: ------------------------------------------------------------ And that's all folks. 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