Chanel #99 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY PRESENTED IN HD While the rest of the world focuses on Graduation Vs Curtis the poor OAOAST remains stuck in the hip-hop fad of yestermonth with party like a rockstar. At least I didn't pick a song by 50, that dude is about to have a nail driven into his coffin. FEMALE VOICE OVER And now, courtesy of Budweiser Select, and The OAOAST it is time for HeldDOWN! We're brought into the arena, where the sound of thousands of screaming fans nearly drown out the introductory spiel of our terrible, terrible, terrible, announce team. COLE Hello, world! Folks, we are broadcasting to your home from the heartland of America, Dayton, Ohio! The summer is winding down, but as we head into Zero Hour, the OAOAST remains as hot as ever! COACH Don't you ever get tired of weather jokes, you cornball mark? COLE Don't you ever get tired of wearing adult diapers? COACH ! COLE We've got a lot of sizzling action for you on this Thursday night, and not a lot of time for talking. So let's get right to it, starting with Tyler Bryant against Lucius Soul. Two weeks ago, courtesy of Simon Singleton's roving camera, we were taken to Beverly Hills Vista Elementary School with The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew. Now, the Crew were there in search of Krista Isadora Duncan but they instead ran into D*LUX, who happened to be there as little Maya Isadora Duncan's show and tell project. And after more than a few choice words exchanged, the crutch of which being Lucius Soul claiming he'd like to 'pimp out' Chicks Over Dicks, we come to tonight where Tyler Bryant has challenged Soul to a one on one match, looking to avenge the honour of Krista. COACH Three problems off the bat. One, two grown men being a little schoolgirl's 'show and tell project'. Two, the reason they did it in the first place, cause they've got the hots for feminazi Krista. And three, the suggestion Krista has any honour to defend. Okay. Carry on. COLE Thank you. "Makes Me Wonder" by Maroon 5 begins to play right on cue, to a whoop of delight from the fans. Out from the back bound Shayne Brave and Tyler Bryant, high-fiving before stepping aside, making way for JADE RODEZ, firmly back in the D*LUX fold to everyone's joy!! COLE Alright! COACH Oh please, this jezebel. Jade points D*LUX to the ring, the boyband duo already half a step there ready to slap the hands of the Dayton natives. Even though it's just a singles match, D*LUX showing a great togetherness and comradery. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by JADE RODEZ and SHAYNE BRAVE... he hails from Auburn Hills, Michigan. Weighing one hundred and ninety six pounds... one third of the OAOAST World 6-Man Tag Team Champions... "TREMENDOUS" TTYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEERRRR... BBRRRRYYYYYYYAAAAAAANNNTT!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" "Give me something to believe in Cause I don’t believe in you anymore Anymore I wonder if it even makes a difference to try (Yeah) So this is goodbye" With Jade and Shayne applauding him from their adopted corner, Tyler enters the ring and fires the crowd behind him. For all the fist-pumps and shouts of 'COME ON!' though, all he really needs is to remove his purple denim jacket to whip (some) of the crowd into a frenzy! COLE Tyler, along with Shayne Brave of course, two young men who've really risen through the ranks of the OAOAST in the last year and a half, to become one of the best and most popular teams in the company. And a lot of credit for that rise could be attributed to Jade Rodez. Now they've learnt to cope without her, they're the stronger for it I'm sure. But now Jade is back by their side, it could be a matter of time before these two are challenging for the One And Only Tag Team Championships. COACH With their crush holding one of the belts? Pssh! Tyler hands his 6-Man Title belt to the referee and begins his warm-ups, as all eyes turn to the entrance way. A drumroll begins to roll through the air, building into THE BEST SONG EVER, "Jive Soul Bro"!! Looking confused to hear this at an OAOAST show, Tyler tries to contain laughter as "Sweet" Lucius Soul comes strutting out through the entrance doors, combing away at his 'fro with a confident grin on his face and Rico De Janeiro backing him up. As Lucius stops to comb out the 'fro properly, Rico pats his partner on the back and points him out as the "Heart And Soul Of The OAOAST". BUFFER And, introducing at this time the opponent! He hails from New Orleans, Louisana... weighing in tonight at one hundred, eighty eight pounds... he is accompanied to the ring by RICO DE JANEIRO, one half of THE MARDI GRAS HOMEWRECKING CREW... here is "SWEET" LLUUUUUUCCCCIIIIUUUUUSSSSSS... SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLL!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" "You're a jive soul bro A jive soul bro an' you're always lyin' to your friends You're a jive soul bro A jive soul bro an' you'll never get nothin' in the end" COACH Ya know, D*LUX might not have to worry about the tag titles being forbidden fruit too much longer. Come Zero Hour, these two men, you could be looking at the new One And Only Tag Team Champs! COLE Well, The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew do have their shot at Chicks Over Dicks, September 30th at Zero Hour. And you never know. It'd be considered a major upset but Rico and Lucius, another team who've climbed the ranks in a short space of time. Climbing to the apron, Lucius demands Tyler is held back before he'll even contemplate entering the ring. Of course, the honourable Tyler isn't anywhere near him. But Lucius insists on it nonetheless, before he saunters in and combs out the 'fro some more for the disapproving Ohio crowd. COLE He sure loves that hairdo, doesn't he? COACH You would though, wouldn't ya. If I had hair like that, I'd cherish it just like Lucius. That thing is a work of art! COLE To be fair, you'd cherish ANY hair, but let's not dwell on that too long. Lucius places his 'fro pick in his hair and allows himself to be checked out by referee Mike Chioda. Meanwhile, Tyler gets some last words of encouragement from Shayne and Jade before we're ready to go. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell sounds and Tyler skips into the centre of the ring, his eagerness to get underway causing Lucius to duck through the ropes and call for a timeout. Tyler looks frustrated but backs off, Lucius coming out of the ropes and pointing out he's not ready yet because he needs to comb his 'fro again. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" After a few teases of the comb, Lucius is finally ready to go and the two men circle. Collar and elbow tie-up, initated and won by Tyler who brings Lucius down into a side headlock. Lucius instantly backpedals into the ropes though, forcing a cheap break of the hold and scrambling out of the ring with steam coming out of his ears. When the referee starts to count him, Lucius and Rico who has come over to comfort his partner complain that Tyler was "all up in the 'fro, dawg". COLE Now, these could very well be mindgames on Lucius' part. Or, he could just be REALLY unnaturally obsessed with his hair. COACH Can't it be both? Rico provides a second opinion for Lucius on the outside, his partner clearly flustered over the state of his hair. Everything seems to be fine. But all the times it takes between them to agree wears thin on Tyler Bryant, who runs to the ropes and takes the fight to the floor with a TOPÉ!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE There we go! Tyler Bryant taking both Homewreckers out with that dive, enough stalling, it's time to fight here tonight! Slapping a few hands outstretched to congratulate him on his successful dive, Tyler collects his actual opponent and throws him back into the ring. Tyler then leaps to the apron and lures Lucius into a shoulder, driven in through the ropes to the gut. Over doubles Lucius, allowing Tyler come in up and over the top, rolling down Soul's back and making for the ropes. Recovering his senses, Lucius rushes to meet him with a Hiptoss... blocked! Tyler jabs Lucius in the gut and twists on the arm, wringing it out and whipping Lucius into a corner. Grabbing the top rope, up and over the invisible man goes Soul, not realising Tyler has come off the ropes in front of him until a Flying Clothesline is winging it's way towards him! Cover by Tyler... 1... 2... No. Tyler meets Lucius with a forearm shiver. And a second. Make it three! Calling on the support of the crowd, Tyler then whips Lucius off the ropes and ducks his head... too soon, allowing Soul to boot him in the shoulder blade! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Swagger back in his step, Soul struts around for a second or two before making a sudden dart into the ropes. Drop down by Tyler though, Lucius going up and over before being forced to duck a leapfrog. Off the ropes comes Lucius again, looking for a sattelite headscissors. Tyler throws him off though... missing with a clothesline... but getting the knockdown on a back elbow! COLE Fast paced action here from these two young athletes! Holding his jaw, Lucius retreats into a corner looking for a timeout. Tyler isn't about to let up though, reminding Lucius exactly why he's doing this as he climbs to the middle rope and lets out a cry of "KRISTA!"... "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVEN!" "EIGHT!" "NINE!" ...Tyler messes up the 'fro, flustering Lucius up before punch number... "TEN!" COACH Now that's not neccessary at all! Jade and Shayne applaud their cohort's efforts as he jumps down from the ropes, whipping Soul out of the corner. Lucius hits the opposite turnbuckles hard and comes staggering out, Tyler coming off the ropes at the side and attempting a Bulldog. A hand in the back pushes him off though, Tyler managing to save himself from a bad collision in the far corner... *SMACK!* ...BUT ALMOST GETTING DECAPITED WITH A CORNER YAKUZA KICK AS HE TURNS AROUND!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Oh, my! That might be a knockout right there! Collapsing out of the corner, Tyler looks like he may well be KOed, to the concern of his manageress and tag team partner. Standing over him, the confident Lucius proves he's also resourceful, pulling out a second 'fro comb from his beige pants and tending to his hair. The boos of the crowd seem to spur him into making the pin though, not perhaps what Dayton had intended... 1... 2... NO! COACH Oh man, I would love it if Lucius did that to Krista at Zero Hour. You see how worried Shayne looks now with his partner down and hurting? Just imagine what he'd be like if his precious pin-up got her face smushed beyond recognition! Pulling Tyler out of the corner, Lucius simply puts the boots to his opponent a little, buying himself a little time to maybe catch his breath. Slapping the thighs, he then squats down and applies the time-tested Camel Clutch! Soul pulls back on the jaw, referee Chioda dropping in to check for a submission. JADE & SHAYNE TY - LER! TY - LER! "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" The Dayton crowd catch on quickly and rally behind "Tremendous" Tyler, just as Lucius starts to get real nasty and fishhooks the eyes and nose, trying to mess up the boyband features a little more! COLE It looks like Lucius is more interested in smushing Tyler Bryant's face right now Coach! COACH Good! "ONE!" "TWO!" "TH..." Lucius breaks quickly enough, reasserting the Camel Clutch while Rico tries to get the crowd to quieten down. It has the reverse effect though. And the increased noise of the crowd begins to get the blood pumping for Tyler! Fists clenched, a burst of energy allows Tyler to push up and start to escape the hold, much to Lucius' shock. Just as Tyler starts to escape though, Lucius releases the hold and lands a boot to the back of the head! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Following up, Lucius hits a snap suplex and floats over... 1... 2... Kickout! Shooing the referee out of the way, Lucius now looks to get this over and done with, heading to the middle rope. There he perches while Tyler climbs back to his feet, still looking a little dis-orientated from the kick in the corner earlier. Lucius lines him up and leaps from the top, looking for a double axehandle... ...DUCK, Tyler catching Lucius and going behind into a rear waistlock! Soul breaks it though, connecting on an elbow and executing a standing switch. O'Connor roll... 1... 2... Kickout! Off the ropes comes Lucius, being forced to leap up and over Tyler who's still on the mat. Lucius hits the far ropes and lunges at Tyler for a wild Lariat. Wild is the operative word however, missing high with the line and turning around as Tyler now runs the ropes, coming back with his own YAKUZA KICK!! *SMACK!* "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE There's a little reciept for ya! Bam! Jade and Shayne play intergender cheerleader duo again for the Dayton crowd as both men stay down after that thunderous kick. Rico tries to make his lone voice heard to encourage Lucius on but he's hopelessly drowned out by the rest of the pro-Tyler masses in the arena. The only man standing, Mike Choida, putting a standing ten on the two wrestlers. COLE This crowd trying to get behind Tyler Bryant here. There's very few men in the OAOAST with the following that D*LUX can boast. COACH That's why this country sucks! COLE ..... At the ref's count of seven, Lucius is first to his feet. Tyler is right behind him though and possessing the most of his senses as he strikes first with a stinging right hand! Lucius is rocked, but responds in kind. Back comes Tyler though, landing one, two, three right jabs before drawing on some more crowd energy. Off the ropes, Tyler throws another YAKUZA... ...DUCKED! It's Lucius coming off the ropes now at full pelt, looking for another headscissors... and getting countered, dropped across the knee with a Tilt A Whirl Backbreaker! COLE Around the world and nothing to show for it but a bad case of jetlag! Hooking the leg, Tyler folds Lucius up in a pin... 1... 2... Kickout! Applying a front facelock, Tyler drags Lucius into the centre of the ring and clubs him across the upper back. Turning back to back, the boyband sensation then shoots for chart success with the Recordbreaker... ...but Lucius floats over the back and lands on his feet! A quick shove in the back sends Tyler into the ropes, building momentum for a clothesline attempt. However Lucius ducks underneath and makes a sudden turn, coming off the ropes at the side of Tyler Bryant. With Soul out of his line of vision, Tyler doesn't know what's coming. And he doesn't know what's hit him either as he's sent airborne by THE POOOUUUUUUUUNNCCCCEEEEEEEE~!!!! Period. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Let's see anyone in the NFL match that for distance! Tyler just FLEW! Inexplicably, Lucius smells the top rope before deciding to follow up with the cover... 1... 2... SHOULDER UP!! "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" Telling the crowd to shut their mouths, Lucius climbs back to his feet and sees Tyler beginning to get back up. A smile forms on Sweetness' face and he clasps his hands together, indicating it's 'bedtime'. COLE Uh-oh, time to 'Fro 2 Sleep' perhaps! Lucius helps Tyler the last little way up, smirking over to where Jade and Shayne watch on while he hoists Tyler up into the fireman's carry. But his arrogance costs him as Tyler is able to slide down the back and escape! Ducking low, a quick back suplex folds Lucius up! And as he rolls through onto one knee, he finds himself prone to get his head shone with the SHINING ENZIGURI!! *SMACK!* "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE But no! It's Lucius who's napping now! COACH No, come on Lucius! Rolling Lucius over, Tyler hooks the leg, Rico barely able to watch as Chioda counts the... 1... 2... NO! ONLY TWO! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE No! Referee Mike Chioda saying that shoulder came up JUST in time, Lucius Soul showing plenty of resiliancy to kick out after that vicious kick upside the head. Looking understandably disappointed at not getting the three, Tyler has to drag Lucius back up, looking again for the Recordbreaker. Dropping to his knees, Soul sandbags the attempted move though. He then goes one better than just blocking, tripping out Tyler's feet from underneath him and causing him to fall forward, throat first across the middle ring rope! Away staggers Lucius, bringing referee Chioda with him... ...ALLOWING RICO TO CATCH TYLER WITH A CHEAPSHOT FROM THE OUTSIDE!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" COLE Hey! HEY! De Janeiro from the outside! COACH What, I didn't see anything? Clearly pleased with himself, Rico turns to the fans and strokes his 'stache. However, when he turns around, he's shocked to see Shayne Brave flying towards him, HITTING A CROSSBODY OFF THE APRON!! Shayne mounts the Brazilian and rains away with right hands, getting the crowd going on that side of the ring. The other three sides are more concerned with the action in the ring though, as Tyler staggers off the ropes and into a BICYCLE KICK from Lucius Soul! Dropping like a sack of potatoes, Bryant looks out. But Lucius wants to make sure and quickly brings Tyler back up, hoisting him into a fireman's carry and parading him around for a second... before throwing the boybander up and CRACKING him in the face with a knee on the way down!! COACH FRO 2 SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-UH~! COLE That's going to do it. Lucius quickly hooks the leg, Chioda ignoring the protests of Jade Rodez long enough to make the count... 1... 2... 3!!!!! *DINGDINGDING!* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COACH The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew pick up YET ANOTHER win over D*LUX!! Upon hearing the three count, Shayne Brave leaves Rico be and jumps into the ring. He's too late to catch Lucius though, as he's already sliding to the floor and smugly celebrating his win. Rico stumbles over holding his jaw and looking pretty angry, but not too angry to wrap an arm around his victorious partner and join in the victory party. BUFFER Here is your winner of the match... "SWEET" LLUUCCIIUUSS... SSSSOOOOOUUUUULLLLLLL!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Lucius points to his brain as he and Rico back away, looking on with amusement at Shayne shouting back at them and Jade Rodez knelt down, tending to the semi-conscious Tyler. COLE Fair means or foul, clearly the latter here tonight, it's a win for Lucius Soul and another win for Mardi Gras over D*LUX, who seem to certainly have their number. COACH No doubt about it. And now, they've also got the confidence to go on to Zero Hour and bring home those titles. The uncrowned Tag Team Champions, Lucius Soul and Rico De Janeiro! As the gloating Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew disappear through the entrance doors, still celebrating 'their' big win, D*LUX are left in the ring. A clearly groggy Tyler sits back up and is held there by Shayne who makes sure his partner doesn't move anywhere too soon. A consolation is given to them in the form of the 6-Man Tag Team Title belts, handed over by Jade Rodez who then leads the crowd in some consolidatory applause for D*LUX. COLE A great reception from the Dayton crowd for D*LUX, even in defeat. And it's great to see Jade Rodez back by their side. COACH Yeah, good job kids. You came out to defend Krista's honour and you got beat, for real. Congratulations. COLE Way to put a downer on a great moment Coach. COACH Holla. COLE We'll have more HeldDOWN~! coming up, don't go anywhere fans.COMING UP NEXTWHO THE FUCK KNOWS?? VS ?NEXT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 *DING DING DING* BUFFERThe next contest will feature two of the six participants in the third Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell, coming up at Zero Hour, September 30, from Memphis, Tennessee! The crowd waits, as the music hits.*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! Chris Stevens makes his way towards the ring, to the boos of the crowd. COLE And it's another former Heartland champion, Chris Stevens! COACH That's a big name to overcome for Felix Strutter, not only a former Heartland champion, but a former 24/7 champion, as well! COLE Let's go back to Michael Buffer! BUFFERThe following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Rochester, Minnesota, weighing in at 221 pounds...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSS SSSSSSSSSS!!!!! COLE And it'll be interesting to see who his opponent will be! COACH Well, whoever it will be will be another participant in the Chamber match! A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." The crowd pops bigtime as Brock Ausstin makes his way through the curtains and does the HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! in the entryway. COLE Oh my! COACH WOW, this match just keeps getting bigger, Cole! BUFFERAnd his opponent, hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 290 pounds...he is "THE CURRENT BIG THING", BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! COLE Brock Ausstin, another former Heartland champion, holding the belt on two occasions! COACH And he had some classic encounters with Alfdogg, remeber that Iron Man match at last year's Zero Hour? COLE Oh, yes I do! Brock climbs in and does his dance again, as the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Stevens and Brock circle the ring, and tie up. Brock easily backs Stevens into a corner, but Stevens manages to turn him around, holding on until the referee backs him off. Stevens then taunts Brock, before the two tie up once again. This time, Brock shoves Stevens off across the ring! COLE And early on, we see the strength advantage of Brock Ausstin! COACH Well, no surprise there, other than I'm surprised that Stevens would try to match strength with Brock Ausstin! Stevens kneels on the mat and sizes Brock up. COLE Lot of history between these two, of course everyone remembers CSI, as well as Stevens/Heyross Incorporated! Stevens moves in again, and drives a knee to the gut of Brock, then goes to the eyes. He then lays in some short chops, before grabbing a side headlock. Brock shoves him off into the ropes, and delivers a big shoulder check, sending Stevens right through the ropes and to the floor! COLE Well, he had the right idea for a while, but a side headlock's not going to work on a big guy like Brock Ausstin! The referee counts Stevens as he walks around one side of the ring, and then re-enters. The two tie up once again, and again Brock backs Stevens up into the ropes. However, Stevens delivers a thumb to the eye, and attempts an Irish whip. Brock reverses, and floors Stevens with a clothesline! COLE And it's been all Brock Ausstin in the early going! Brock picks up Stevens with a two-handed chokehold! COACH Come on, referee, do something! COLE He is, he's counting! Brock drops Stevens at the referee's four-count, then picks him back up and delivers a vertical suplex! COLE Nicely executed suplex by Brock Ausstin! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock stomps away for a while, then picks up Stevens and whips him across. He puts his head down, however, and receives a kick from Stevens for his troubles! COLE Mistake by Brock, and Stevens capitalized! Stevens measures Brock, and hits a big dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Two-count... Stevens goes up to the top rope, and waits on Brock to get to his feet. He tries a flying bodypress, but is caught by Brock! COLE And Stevens is caught! Brock brings Stevens up into a press slam position, then drops him behind his back, face-first on the mat! Brock then lets out a MIGHTY HOSS YELL, and the crowd roars in response. COLE And the fans in Dayton really behind Brock Ausstin! Brock backs Stevens into a corner, and pounds him down with MASSIVE forearm shots. COLE What stiff shots from Brock Ausstin, and Chris Stevens in BIG trouble! Brock whips Stevens across the ring, and charges, but runs right into Stevens' foot! COACH But look how quick he gets out of it, Cole! Stevens stops to catch his breath, then drapes Brock over the ropes, and drives his knee in, choking Brock! The referee lays a count on, and Stevens breaks at four. Stevens picks Brock up, and executes a back suplex! He follows up with a kneedrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Stevens picks up Brock, whipping him into the ropes, and catching him with a HIGH KNEE~! COLE Big knee from Chris Stevens, and a cover! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE But Brock still fighting! Stevens picks Brock up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a SLEEPER~! Stevens swings around when he catches him and ends up on his back. COACH Sleeperhold! COLE Submission applied! COACH Smart by Stevens! Anyone, no matter how big, can be put to sleep, Cole! Brock wanders around grabbing for ropes, unsuccessfully. Eventually, Brock sinks to his knees. COLE And indeed, Brock looks to be fading! Stevens jerks to the side, trying to bring Brock to the mat with him, and does. Brock flails his arms around, but eventually they go the the canvas, as well. The referee lifts one of them... ONE!!! TWO!!! ...but Brock keeps it up on the third lift! He turns his hand into a fist, and starts shaking it, as the crowd urges him on! COLE And the crowd trying to get some adrenaline flowing inside of Brock Ausstin, as he's coming to his feet! Brock gets on one knee, then gets to his feet, driving an elbow in! And a second! And a third, breaking the hold! Brock whips Stevens to the ropes, but Stevens ducks a clothesline, then ducks a second one, before they clothesline each other! COLE Double clothesline, and both men down! Both men lay motionless on the mat, as the referee counts... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Both men start to stir, then turn to their sides, stopping the count. As Brock gets to all fours, Stevens is on his feet, and picks Brock up. He sets up a suplex, but Brock counters into a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE So close for Brock Ausstin! Stevens quickly gets to his feet, and delivers a thrust to the throat! COLE And again, Stevens quickly back on the offense! Stevens then drags Brock into a corner, and delivers a European uppercut! Another, but they seem to have no effect on Brock! COLE I think Brock's waking up now! A third from Stevens, but Brock takes his arms off the ropes, and starts to hammer away, but Stevens slides out of a scoop slam, and hits a SUPERKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Strutter picks up Brock, bringing him to the middle of the ring, and executes a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COLE Wow, how close was that? Stevens argues the count with the referee, then picks up Brock once again and delivers a scoop slam, before scaling the ropes. COLE Could be that frog splash from Chris Stevens... Stevens leaps off for the FROG SPLASH~!!!111...but Brock rolls out of the way! COLE But nobody home! COACH Yeah, but Brock's still out of it, too, look at him! Brock lays for a few seconds, then gets to his feet, huffs and puffs, then lets out a MIGHTY HOSS YELL~! COLE Oh, no he's not! COACH ...this doesn't bode well for Chris Stevens! Brock measures Stevens, and delivers a BIG clothesline! He measures again, and delivers a second! He then grabs Stevens, and takes him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Stevens gets a shoulder up! COLE So, so close! Brock picks up Stevens, and executes a T-BONE SUPLEX~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Brock whips Stevens into the ropes, and catches him with a POWERSLAM~! He then signals for the end! COLE And Brock says this one's about to be over! Brock picks Stevens up on his shoulders for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111...but Stevens struggles, negotiating Brock into a corner, where he kicks off the buckles and executes a TORNADO DDT~!!! COACH Look at that move! COLE What a tremendous counter by Chris Stevens! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Stevens climbs to the apron, and waits for Brock to get to his feet. He springs onto the top rope... COACH Look at this move! Stevens goes for a HURRICANRANA...but Brock blocks with a POWERBOMB, then holds him and picks him back up, flipping him into a fireman's carry... COLE And look at the counter! ...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Put this one in the books! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And Brock Ausstin picks up the win! BUFFERThe winner of the match...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! COLE Big win for Brock Ausstin, and a great effort by Chris Stevens, both of whom will go from here to the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell III in just 18 days at Zero Hour! COACH Well, we've got four guys figured out, I can only imagine who the other two may be! COLE Well, one of them will meet the Heartland champion himself, "After Hours" Felix Strutter, right here tonight, one-on-one! Let's go to... We're transported now backstage to the Lightning Crew locker room, where in the middle of his Crew who are all flitting around, doing their own thing, Tha Puerto Rican is busy lacing up his boots. He seems calm in the middle of all the indistinguishable talk from those around him. The murmuring is stopped abruptly by a knock at the door though, The Crew suddenly readying themselves around PRL as into the room, without invitation, strides Landon Maddix. MADDIX Woah woah, don't stop on my behalf fellahs. I know you're not used to be around the Champ but there's no need for the welcoming committee. PRL Very funny. What do you want? Landon looks a little uneasily at Wall and Boricua. Vitamin X tries to look equally as intimidating, but just gets a funny 'who the hell are you?' kinda look from the World Champion. MADDIX Do we really need the audience? PRL We do if you're about to try anything funny. MADDIX Well, I am a naturally funny guy, so I've been told. But no, no funny business. After all, we are teaming together tonight. PRL Yeah and what the hell is that all about? MADDIX Oh PR, you've got so much to learn. PRL I've been here for damn near f... MADDIX That's great! Listen, the whole reason I went and got us this Handicap Match should be pretty obvious and self-explanatory, but I'll go ahead and humour you. We don't get along. I don't want to team with you anymore than you want to team with me, believ me. But this isn't about you or me. It's about one man. Zack Malibu. The one thing we both have in common, we both hate Zack Malibu and we both need rid of him. This whole Triple Threat Ladder Match scenario at Zero Hour doesn't favour either of us. Which is why tonight, we need to put our differences aside, divide and conquer. Take Malibu out of the picture and let me and you settle things man to man. PRL smirks to himself and stands up. PRL And how do I know you're not going to pull the same scam with Malibu to try and 'take me out of the picture' exactly? Because let's face it, you're only out for yourself. MADDIX Look behind me. PRL does, seeing only Megan Skye glaring back at him. PRL Hideous. What's your point? MADDIX That's my back-up now. Do you REALLY think I'm going to walk in here and set you up for an attack, with Zack Malibu no less, knowing you've got Boricua, you've got Wall, you've got..... this guy. VITAMIN X My name is Vitamin X!! MADDIX That's not a real name. Sadly for X, he has no comeback and just stutters a little. MADDIX And besides that, you're no idiot. If I'd have tried this Handicap stunt with you, you'd have turned it down flat because you don't let pride get in the way like Malibu. I wouldn't insult you with some elaborate plan, I know you'd see right through it. It's real simple. You and me have Malibu tonight. We take him out, the odds are even come Zero Hour. Just follow my lead and we'l... PRL Woah woah WOAH! Follow your lead!? MADDIX Yeah, well, I am the Cha... PRL Listen Maddix, you're right, Tha Puerto Rican isn't stupid. I know why we're teaming up tonight. I know we can take that jabroni Hack Malibu out if we work together. I wouldn't have even thought about agreeing to this otherwise. Beating Malibu down within an inch of his life... well, that's just fine with Tha Puerto Rican. But as far as 'following your lead' goes, you can forget it pal! Tha Puerto Rican is a leader of men! I answer to nobody! MADDIX Sure, sure, whatever. I just wanted to make sure we're on the same page here. So, I'll see you out there. Sighing, Landon shuffles Megan on out of the locker room, leaving a grumbling PRL to go back to tying his laces. WALL Boss? You want us to keep an eye out tonight? PRL Don't worry, I can handle Landon Maddix.COMMERCIALS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Je t'adore, Je t'adore...Girls, Girls, Girls hits, and the crowd boos as Felix Strutter comes through the curtains. COLE And remember, the man Felix Strutter faces in this match will be one of his opponents at Zero Hour in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell III! BUFFERThe following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 218 pounds...he is the REIGNING OAOAST Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXX XXXX SSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR!!!!! COLE Felix's title, of course, not on the line in this match, but perhaps his momentum going into Zero Hour! COACH Oh, there's no question there's momentum for whoever wins this match! Felix slides in and climbs on the side rope, holding himself steady with his left hand and holding his belt with his right. COLE Interesting to see who his opponent will be... Felix hands his belt to the referee, then looks towards the entryway as the music stops. COLE We're awaiting the arrival of the opponent for "After Hours" Felix Strutter...Magnum Opus hits, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains, to a stunned reaction from the crowd. COACH WHOA! COLE And it's the man who won the first TWO Chamber matches, Alfdogg! This can't make Felix happy at all! BUFFERHis opponent, coming down the aisle, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former THREE-TIME holder of the Heartland title, as well as a former THREE-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!! COLE Alf has held the Heartland title more times than any man in OAOAST history! He knows what that division's all about! COACH And look at Felix, I think he's saying to Alf, "nothing personal"! Alf climbs through the ropes, and the bell sounds. *DING DING DING* COLE This should be a tremendous matchup...Felix Strutter, of course, had to learn a lot being under the tutilage of Alf for a short time last year! Alf and Strutter circle the ring, and tie up. After a brief struggle, they shove each other off. Both men size each other up, then go in for another tie-up. Strutter takes Alf down with a side headlock, but Alf goes to a headscissors. Strutter strruggles for a bit, but manages to escape with a kip-up! COLE And a nice escape there by Felix Strutter! Strutter celebrates his feat, drawing boos from the crowd. COACH You know Cole, how fitting is it to have the Heartland champion wrestling a match against the former-three time champion, right here in Dayton, Ohio? COLE Yes indeed, we are right in the Heartland of America here for HeldDOWN~! Alf gets back to his feet, then circles the ring once again. COLE And once again let us remind you, this match is under normal OAOAST rules, the Heartland title not on the line! Strutter goes behind Alf, but Alf counters with a drop toe hold! COLE And now a nice counter by Alf! Alf bars the arm, then steps over the arm and sits on the shoulder, while pulling back on the arm. Strutter is forced flat down on the mat, but squirms to the ropes. Alf breaks at the referee's four-count. The referee backs Alf off, and Strutter gets to his feet, and the two circle the ring once again. Tie up, and Alf backs Strutter into a corner. However, Strutter turns it around, and delivers a blow to the body of Alf! Strutter then wrings the arm, and jerks down on it, as he brings Alf out to mid-ring. However, Alf drops down, grabs Strutter by the front of the tights, and pulls him through the ropes to the floor! COACH Wow! COLE Great leverage move there by Alf, as he forces Strutter right out to the floor! Strutter throws a fit on the floor, then slides back in and shoves Alf! Alf shoves Strutter right back to the mat, keeping a smile on his face the whole time. COLE And tempers beginning to flare now! Another tie-up, and Strutter goes behind with a hammerlock. Alf reverses to one of his own, but is taken down with a drop toe hold! Strutter switches to a side headlock, which Alf escapes, and re-applies his hammerlock! COACH We're seeing some terrific chain-wrestling here early on, Cole! Strutter works his way to his feet, as Alf switches to an arm-wringer. Strutter rolls on the mat, then does a front handspring with his free hand, before reversing the arm-wringer! COLE And Felix Strutter I'd have to say with the edge in quickness here, but Alf gets the upper hand in strength, as well as a slight technical edge, and I would say ring savvy, as well. COACH No doubt about that, Cole, I don't know if anyone in the business possesses more ring smarts than Alf, but as far as the mat wrestling you mentioned, it's a stalemate right now! Strutter yanks Alf right down to the mat, then shoves his head with his foot! COACH Oh, look at this! Alf picks his legs up, then picks them up again, and kips up, delivering an armdrag to Strutter! Alf bars the arm on the mat, then paintbrushes him! COLE You don't want to do that with Alf! Alf lets go of the hold, and Strutter takes a big swing, which Alf ducks, and rolls him up in a schoolboy! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf catches Strutter with a drop toe hold, then quickly bars the arm once again. COLE And in that sequence, it was Alf who was too quick for Felix! Alf tries to straighten out the arm, as Felix works his way to his feet. As Felix gets to his feet, Alf switches to a hammerlock, which leaves him open for an elbow to the jaw! COLE Oh, what an elbow! Strutter goes to the ropes, and takes down the dazed Alf with a shoulderblock! He then backs in again, as Alf flips over, then leapfrogs Strutter, before dropping down and delivering a monkey flip! Alf then gets up and backs into the ropes, catching Strutter with a CACTUS CLOTHESLINE! COLE Both men over the top rope after that clothesline from Alf! Alf rolls Strutter back in, then slides in and grabs his legs, flipping over for a cradle! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Strutter and whips him into the ropes, but Strutter ducks a clothesline, and catches Alf with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! COACH What a kick! COLE Alf nailed with that spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter picks Alf up and leads him to the ropes, where he executes a backbreaker! Strutter then backs into the ropes, and knocks Alf to the floor with a baseball slide! COLE Nice sequence of moves by the Heartland champion, "After Hours" Felix Strutter! Strutter waits for Alf to get up, then runs to the corner, springs off the ropes, and flips over them back onto Alf! COLE And now Strutter flying on top of Alf! Strutter poses for the crowd, drawing boos, then tosses Alf back in. Strutter executes a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter then turns Alf over, and applies a Boston crab! COLE Submission hold applied, Boston crab! COACH You know, this hold used to be called the New York Jet crab, and then it was stolen via hidden video camera and renamed! COLE This history lesson courtesy of Jonathan Coachman, ladies and gentlemen! Alf inches his way towards the ropes, and grabs them with his left hand, as the referee motions for Strutter to break. He does, at the referee's four-count. He then picks Alf up and whips him into the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a high roundhouse kick! COLE And another big kick from Strutter! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter complains about the count, then picks Alf up and goes for a slam, which Alf reverses to a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter quickly drops an elbow on Alf, then poses for the crowd, drawing boos. Alf has rolled out to the apron, and Strutter follows and grabs him. He tries to suplex Alf back inside, but Alf drops behind the back and grabs a waistlock. Strutter quickly goes behind, hooks Alf's arms, and executes a TIGER SUPLEX~! 1... 2... NO! Alf barely escapes! COLE SO close on that Tiger suplex, was Felix Strutter! As Alf gets to all fours, Strutter flips over him, grabbing him on the way and rolling him up! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Credit to Alf here, able to escape all these pinning situations! Strutter whips Alf into a corner, and charges, but Alf gets his foot up! COLE And Alf buying himself some time with that move! Alf climbs to the top from the inside, and attempts a MOONSAULT~!, but Strutter gets the knees up! COLE Knees right into the midsection of Alf! Strutter then positions Alf, and quickly goes to the top himself! COACH Could be that Shooting Star Legdrop, Cole! Strutter gets his balance, and comes off for the SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP~!!!!!11111...but Alf rolls out of the way! COLE And consecutive miscues, both men out on the mat! The referee starts a count... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Alf sits up, and starts to get to his feet, and Strutter follows soon after. Strutter swings at Alf, but Alf ducks, and drops Strutter with a back suplex! He follows with a snap legdrop, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Alf picks up Strutter, and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COLE And now Felix Strutter fighting off a barrage of pinning combinations! Alf whips Strutter into a corner, and charges, but Strutter moves out of the way, then climbs out to the apron. He waits for Alf to turn around, then tries a SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA...but Alf blocks with a POWERBOMB, holding him down for the cover... 1... 2... NO! Another kickout! Alf knocks Strutter over the top with a SUPERKICK~!, then follows him out with a PLANCHA...but Strutter sidesteps, and Alf crashes down on the floor below! COLE Oh my goodness! Alf all the way down to the floor! Strutter catches his wind, then tosses Alf back inside. He picks Alf up, and executes a Northern lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter picks Alf up, and lifts him in a suplex...holding him for several seconds, before dropping him to the mat! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Strutter grabs Alf's leg as he gets up, and executes a Dragon legwhip! He then goes for a second, but Alf counters with an ENZIGURI~! COLE Enziguri by Alf, and now let's see if he can follow up once again! Alf gets to his feet and tosses Strutter into the corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then whips Strutter across CHEST-FIRST into the buckles, ala Bret Hart! COACH Jeez! COLE All the wind knocked out of Felix Strutter! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Alf hooks Strutter, taking him overhead with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Alf then picks Strutter up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a AA-SPINEBUSTER~! He then holds onto the legs, and steps through them! COLE Here comes the Sharpshooter! However, as he does, Strutter trips him, then switches to the STF in one motion! COACH No! COLE No, it's the STF! What a GREAT, quick counter by Felix Strutter! Alf yells out in pain, as the referee asks if he wants to give up. Alf scoots slowly over towards the ropes, but Strutter rolls back, putting them right in the middle! COACH Alf's fading, Cole! The referee lifts the arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! THR...NO! Alf holds through! COLE Not yet! Alf pushes off the mat, and rolls over once again, able to get into the ropes. The referee counts, and Strutter breaks at four. Alf then slides outside and goes under the apron, grabbing a trash can. He slides into the ring, despite the protests of the referee. COLE And now Alf bringing a trash can into the ring, but this is not a Heartland title match! Strutter counters by sliding out the other side and grabbing a kendo stick! He rolls in, and takes a BIG swing at Alf, which he blocks with the trash can! The referee immediately calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And things out of hand in this one, the referee calls for the disqualification! Alf keeps blocking Strutter's shots, until Chris Stevens runs down and nails Strutter from behind with a road sign! As he poses, Alf nails him with the trash can. Thunderkid then joins the frey, attacking Alf from behind with the lid from the trashcan, followed by Brock Ausstin fashioning a chain, and it's chaos! COLE And mayhem has broken loose here on HeldDOWN~! COACH But wait, there's only five guys in there, Cole! There's supposed to be six in the match altogether! COLE Well, that is very interesting, the sixth participant was never named! COACH Maybe Anglesault will announce it next week! COLE Well, we'll have to find out later, but right now, Josh is waiting backstage! Backstage Josh finds himself in another sticky situation with Young Woof-Woof the official hip-hopping cockerspaniel of the OAOAST.COMMERCIAL BREAKThe OAOAST and Aquafina Pure Water PresentSaftey 1st!With Rescue 911 The guys from Rescue 911 are sitting on the back of an open ambulance located in the front of a hospital emergency room. CASH Kids, we know school is back in session, and we're sure you're all having a great time with your friends, your teachers, and your classes. BOSLEY But as you continue your study of the three R's, we'd like to remind you to please study your fire safety tips! CASH That's right, kids. Fire safety can be the one thing that stands between a safe escape from a fire or having your entire body consumed by an out of control blaze, your eyes gazing in horror as you watch your melting flesh drip off your fragile bones like butter, the painful screams of your loved ones drowning into a bleak nothingness once hell's inferno sucks them into an ashy grave. Save me! Save me! I'm on fire! My legs! Sweet Jesus, I can't feel my fucking legs! Why can't I feel my legs, Officer Cash? Because they've been burnt to a tasty crisp, Billy! You'll never walk again, Billy! BOSLEY Correct, children. Fluffy may seem like a cute puppy now, but he won't be so cute when he's roasting over an open flame, created because your parents forgot to check for fire hazards. So let's review our fire safety tips. Or as we'll call them....PPFL. Practice evacuating your building blindfolded. In a real fire situation, the amount of smoke generated by a fire most likely will make it difficult to see. Practice keeping low to the floor when escaping. Feel all doors before you open them. If a door is hot, leave another way. Learn to stop, drop to the ground, and roll if your clothes catch fire. CASH Good knowledge, for good minds. Thanks for listening, kids. Stay healthy, stay safe, BOSLEY And stay American!RESCUE 911 NEVER FORGET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 HeldDOWN returns to live action with the sold out (I don't think there's actually anything better to do in Ohio) crowd on their feet and abuzz with unrestrained excitement. *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFERLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it's time for the first half of our Double Main Event of the evening! Tonight, two men, formerly comprising one of the most recognizable tag teams in OAOAST history, do battle one-on-one...for the OAOAST International championship of the WORLD! ARE YOU READY? *crowd cheers* BUFFERDayton, Ohio...ARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY????? *crowd cheers* BUFFERThen for the thousands in attendance here in Dayton, Ohio, and the millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!God of Thunder hits, and Thunderkid makes his way through the curtains to a big pop. BUFFERComing to the ring at this time...wearing black tights with white trim, he weighs in at 250 1/2 pounds...he is a former two-time OAOAST Heartland champion, as well as a former North American champion! Ladies and gentlemen, the challenger...from Green Bay, Wisconsin...THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!! COLE And if you read OAOAST.com, you'll know that Thunderkid will be one of the six participants in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell III, coming up at Zero Hour on September 30! COACH Well, Reject won his first World title at AngleSlam, now his former partner has a chance to win his first tonight! TK climbs in the ring and poses on the buckles, as the crowd cheers him on. Renagade hits, and Reject makes his way through the curtains. COACH And here comes the World champion, Reject! COLE The International World champion, to be exact. The OAOAST World champion is still Landon Maddix! COACH That's still a World champion, Cole! BUFFERAnd his opponent...making his way down the aisle, in the purple tights airbrushed with silver, weighing in at an even 235 pounds...he is a former two-time X-division champion, and at AngleSlam, he finally reached the top of the mountain in becoming a World champion. Ladies and gentlemen, hailing from the Bronx, the OAOAST International champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!! Reject jaws with fans in the aisleway, taking his sweet time, when suddenly he gets to ringside and is met with a TK plancha! COACH Hey! COLE TK not wasting any time, hammering away! TK delivers right hands to Reject on the floor, then picks him up and rams him into the apron. He then sets him up, and executes a suplex on the floor! COLE This match has not officially started, the referee trying to usher TK into the ring! COACH The referee should be disqualifying him, is what he should be doing! TK grabs Reject and tosses him inside, then follows. *DING DING DING* COLE And now, we're underway! This is the first-ever defense of the International World title in the OAOAST! Reject is able to catch TK coming through the ropes, picking him up and delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject whips TK, but TK ducks a clothesline and floors Reject with one of his own! TK looks out to the crowd, which cheers in response. COLE And the crowd here in Dayton solidly behind TK! TK picks up Reject, and executes a gutwrench suplex, following with with a big kneedrop to the sternum! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match, a two-count for TK! TK hammers on Reject, and a big right hand ties him up in the ropes! COACH Come on, ref! TK gets in a few more right hands, but the referee backs him off. TK moves him out of the way and charges, but Reject gets a foot up, and frees himself. COLE And Reject buying himself a little time now... Reject then charges TK, who has rolled over to the ropes, but TK ducks and backdrops him to the floor! COLE And we're right back where we started, out to the floor! COACH This is ridiculous, Cole! TK should be disqualified right now! TK delivers a European uppercut, then sets up an Irish whip. Reject reverses, however, sending TK back-first into the steel steps! COLE And TK sent crashing into the steel steps! Reject with his first major offense in this one! Reject shakes the cobwebs, then picks TK up, ramming him back-first into the apron. He delivers a couple stomps, then rolls back into the ring. He lets the referee count, then rolls back outside when he sees TK start to get to his feet. COLE And now Reject going back outside... Reject scoops up TK, and drops him sternum-first on the guardrail! He then turns TK around, and delivers some kicks, before rolling TK back inside. COLE And now Reject with the advantage, with his International World title on the line! Reject covers right away... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject gets to his feet and stomps away, then sets him up in the corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH And now Reject's starting to get into a groove! Reject grabs TK in a front facelock, then taunts the crowd, drawing boos. He scoops up TK, and drops him with a fisherman's buster! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up TK once again, and delivers a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject sets up TK in the corner once again, and delivers another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH Man! COLE TK's chest beet-red from those chops by Reject, maybe the best in the business with those knife-edges! Reject whips TK across hard, then whips him across a second time as he comes out, before catching him with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE TK resilient, he's not going to go down that easy! Reject picks up TK, and tosses him over the top to the outside. He stops to taunt the crowd in the ring, drawing boos. COLE And Reject just waiting, perhaps going to let the referee just count TK out here... But Reject goes outside, delivering right hands to TK as he leans up against the apron. Reject rolls back in, and allows TK to climb onto the apron. He hooks him, and suplexes him back inside! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject backs TK into the corner again, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, this time TK fights back with a right! COLE And TK starting to fight back! Another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another right in retaliation! COLE TK will not quit! Another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! TK fights back with rights, until Reject delivers a knee to the gut! Reject whips TK into the ropes, but TK ducks a clothesline, then catches Reject on a leapfrog attempt and powerslams him! COLE Big move by TK, but both men are out of it! The referee lays a count on... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! TK sits up, and starts to get to his feet, then Reject pulls himself up with the ropes. Reject comes at TK with a right hand, but TK blocks and unleashes a flurry, backing Reject into a corner! However, Reject goes to the eyes, and climbs up the ropes. COLE Reject going upstairs... COACH I'm not sure how smart this is, Cole! TK comes to his senses, and shakes the ropes, causing Reject to crotch himself! TK then slowly follows Reject up, climbing all the way to the top rope...and taking Reject down with a HURRICANRANA~! COLE Great hurricanrana by TK! This could be it! TK quickly hooks a leg... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets a shoulder up! COACH Man, was that close! TK picks up Reject, and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE Reject high in the air! TK slams him down, and Reject comes up holding his back. TK whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a belly-to-belly gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE TK coming SO close on these counts! TK picks up Reject and whips him into the corner, then charges, but Reject ducks out of the way, then catches TK with a German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COLE What a tremendous match this has been! Reject slowly gets to his feet, and scoops up TK, but TK slips behind the back, and goes for the SCORPION DEATHDROP~!!!!!11111...but Reject blocks with the ropes, then slips out and goes for the EULOGY~!!!!!11111...which is blocked by TK with the ropes! COLE Both guys going for the finish right there, neither successful! Reject staggers back into TK, who hooks Reject...and drills him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE He got it! We've got a new champion! 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Reject gets his foot on the ropes! TK questions the referee, then picks Reject up and sets up for it again, but this time Reject spins out and goes for the EULOGY~!!!!!11111, but TK shoves him into the corner, then trips him up, and slingshots him into the ringpost! COACH Oh, no! COLE Reject sent right into the steel post! As Reject staggers out, TK takes him down with a drop toe hold...and hooks the ANKLE LOCK~????? COLE TK with the Ankle Lock! We haven't seen him use this in a LONG time! TK pulls Reject away from the ropes, and wraps his legs around Reject's leg! COACH And it could get him the title, right here! Suddenly, Luther slides through the ropes and starts stomping away at TK! *DING DING DING* COLE And the Burrough Boys hitting the ring! DAMN IT, TK had the title won! The Burrough Boys have saved Reject's title! Waldo joins Luther for a double-team, hammering away at TK on the ropes. They whip TK across, but TK runs right through them with a double-clothesline! COLE But TK fighting them off! Mariano slides in, and is hit with a clothesline! Quincy then attacks from behind, setting up the TANOOKI SUIT~!!!, but TK blocks and sends him right over the top with a belly-to-belly! This gives Reject time to recover, however, and he hits TK with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject with the Eulogy, after the match has ended! Reject, Luther and Waldo stomp away on TK, as Mariano comes off the top with a SOMERSAULT LEG DROP~! COACH Whoa! COLE And TK really succumbing to the odds right now... That is, until Brock Ausstin rushes to ringside! COLE But here comes Brock Ausstin, another of the participants in the Chamber of Hell! Reject heads for cover, as Brock floors Mariano with a clothesline, then gets swarmed by Luther and Waldo! Brock ducks a double clothesline, then clotheslines both men over the top simultaneously! Brock then catches Quincy coming off the top with a moonsault...flips him up onto his shoulders, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And Brock Ausstin has cleared house, along with TK, who unfortunately, will not win the International World championship here! BUFFERThe winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification...THUNDERKID!!!!!God of Thunder hits, as Brock raises TK's hand, and Reject backs down the aisle, raising his belt in the air in response. COLE Reject still has the belt for tonight, but how many of those close calls can he survive? Folks, we'll return with more HeldDOWN after this.COMING UP NEXTHELL FREEZING. HEAVEN CLOSING.THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS IN ACTIONNEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT! As the music plays, Abdullah Nerdly, the cowboy hat, Arabic head dress-wearing guiding light of the Heavenly Rockers, leads Logan Usher Mann and Synth ringside. BUFFER Wrestling fans, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Sin City, COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the “GREATEST rock 'n' wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time“...THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The arrogant rockers pose for the people who once worshiped their every move COLE On Sunday night, September 30th, the Heavenly Rockers will meet their ex-manager Holly-Wood and Melody Nerdly -- yes, Holly and Melody, or the Angels of Death as they’ve dubbed themselves… COACH I’ve dubbed them dumb and stupid! COLE …at Zero Hour in one of the great under card bouts that evening which could main event anywhere in the world. But the Heavenly Rockers must first get by these men, as we toss it up to Michael Buffer!*WHIIIR!* *WHIIIR!* Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of lovin' you COACH They’re still around?! I thought getting their ass kicked by CPA two weeks ago and COD last week would send them back to the ER, but no. They must be gluttons for punishment. The Love Doctors treat the ladies to a strip tease, and unlike last week’s chilly reception their antics are warmly received. BUFFER And their opponents, total combine weight 456 pounds... THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Here’s another team who’ll be in action Sunday night, September 30th at Zero Hour, as the Love Doctors seek revenge against these men, Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright.* SWOOSH * We cut to a wide shot as a square box settles in on the top left hand corner of the screen. There stand the former and first ever One & Only World tag team champions in front of a grey backdrop. WRIGHT Love Doctors, I’ve burned the midnight oil at Enterprise headquarters crunching the numbers and they reveal you made the biggest mistake of your careers when you crossed Theodore Moneymaker and at Zero Hour you’re going to pay for it in full. MONEYMAKER Opportunity was knocking at the door and you failed to open, Doctors. The philanthropist that I am I loaned you the money Windy City Hospital needed to continue providing its precious free healthcare to all your nickel-and-dime patients, only to let some code of ethics cause you to rethink your decision. Now you’re in debt to my Enterprise. The beating at the hands of CPA was merely a message, a message you failed to heed. You’ll learn at Zero Hour what every person before you already has: you don’t stab the Billion Dollar Heir in the back.* SWOOSH * COLE Theodore Moneymaker, a philanthropist? To what, the Republican party? Give me a break! COACH Like Teddy said, when you don’t get the job done you don’t get paid. He and CW survive an assassination attempt on the night of a major title defense, but those idiots, Anderson and Pigley, couldn’t fax a freakin’ doctor’s note letting Anglesault know the champs were in no condition to wrestle. Subsequently, Wright and Moneymaker lose the titles to COD. A miscarriage of justice if there ever was one. * DINGDINGDING * Dr. Steven Pigley and Synth begin for their respective teams, but as Steven leans in to lockup the Synthmeister develops a case of dance fever. He swivels his hips and struts away, then guides backwards to his corner :headbang: to a chorus of boos. COLE Did he--Did he just moonwalk? Who still moonwalks in the year 2007? COACH Only those who can pull it off like Synth. His manhood apparently challenged, Dr. Steven responds with his own hip swivel, drawing the ladies out of their panties and a clothesline from Synth! COACH See, Cole, that’s what happens when you can’t bust a move like Synth. Often imitated, never duplicated. Whipped into the ropes Pigley is launched overhead, but he lands on his feet and decks Synth with a dropkick, then adjusts his elbow pad and delivers a RUNNING LARIAT! ONE… KICKOUT! Synth rolls outside and shakes off the cobwebs. After a brief conversation with Col. Abdullah Nerdly he tags Logan. The “Macho MACHO” Mann comes in full of bravado, requesting a visit with Dr. Max Anderson and gets his wish. COLE Well, I suppose a person should be able to choose their own doctor. Anderson gets a clap started. The rhythmic sound doing little to take Logan off his game. Both men lock horns and Logan clubs Max hard across the shoulders, and then slaps him insultingly upside the head. LOGAN You ain’t shit, Anderson! Humiliated in front of a worldwide television audience, Dr. Max responds with SPINNING BACKFISTS of fury, rattling the mind and then the body with a big time backdrop! Enter Synth, who once more gets knocked on his ass courtesy of a dropkick. Anderson wrings Mann’s arm and tags Dr. Steven. The Doctor of Love quickly scales to the top and, following an equally quick hip swivel, drops a double axe handle down onto the outstretched arm of Logan and wrings it again. COLE The Love Doctors targeting the arm Mann throws his wicked left hook with. Excellent strategy on their part. Unable to counter the hold Mann resorts to pulling Pigley downward by the hair, only to miss the follow-up elbow drop and be placed in an arm bar! Utilizing fast tags and middle rope axe handle smashes, the Love Doctors continue to punish the left arm as Col. Abdullah scolds referee Earl Hebner in Arabic. Meanwhile, Logan tosses Steven outside by the top of his trunks. He doesn’t stay there for long, however, rushing back to his feet and onto the apron for a springboard… “OH!” …FACEPLANT!? COACH Really, Steven, you shouldn’t come to work in no condition to wrestle. Not only do you put yourself in danger but also everyone in the ring. COLE Baloney. Synth pushed Dr. Steven off the top and the referee didn’t see it because Logan had him distracted. The Heavenly Rockers tag and, preceding a Falcon Arrow, the Synthmeister scores on a SECOND ROPE ELBOW DROP! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Synth follows a body slam with a leaping knee drop, but Pigley blocks it and counters with a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! The Heavenly Rockers pain is doubled when Dr. Max Anderson decks Logan Mann and applies the Figure Four on him as well! “YEEAAAAHHHHHH!” COLE Stereo Figure Fours! COACH Do your job and break this up, Hebner! Col. Abdullah can only watch :firedevil: as his men agonize in the ring. Fortunately Logan manages to rake Steven’s eyes, thus freeing Synth who returns the favor. Once again in the driver’s seat, the Heavenly Rockers attempt a double suplex, but Max Anderson catches Steven in his arms on the way over and the Doctors perform a pair of dropkicks! COLE The Love Doctors operating with precision. With Logan laid out on the apron, the Docs use the DEFIBRILLATOR on Synth! ONE… TWO… THREE-- NO!! Rather than tag out Dr. Steven Pigley stays in, scooping Synth for a slam and is wrapped up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Vertical suplex coming up, but Dr. Steven floats over and rolls Synth up in a pinning combination. ONE… TWO… But only two, as Pigley is kicked forward and right into a WICKED LEFT HOOK~ from Logan Usher Mann on the apron, followed by a back suplex from Synth! COACH Dayton, Ohio or Florida -- you could hear that one everywhere you may be. The Synthmeister proves you don’t need a medical degree or even high school diploma to be ring smart, as he tags in the fresh Mann. Perched on top Logan spreads his “wings” and flies, crashing BOTH KNEES into the sternum of Dr. Pigley! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Dr. Anderson got the page in time to breakup the pin. Wise beyond their years, the Heavenly Rockers throw Pigley to the Colonel outside and distract both the referee and Max Anderson while Abdullah gets his kicks in. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Turn around, ref! When Hebner finally does Abdullah is far away from the crime scene, praising the heavens for another job well done. Logan, meanwhile, slams Steven and drops the big leg for the… ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Snapmare takeover into a reverse chin lock, but Pigley slips out and places Mann in a hammerlock. Both men return to a vertical base, and Logan gets floored by a FLATLINER after Steven ducks a back elbow! COACH Where did that come from? COLE Out of nowhere! Seeing stars, both Logan and Steven look to make a tag and do almost simultaneously. Dr. Max Anderson and Synth come ready to fight, but it’s Anderson who gets the best of the exchange punching, chopping and kicking the blond rocker into a state of confusion before spiking him on his head with a HURRICARANA from a standing position! ONE… TWO… THREE! NO!! Logan makes the save and then is leveled by a Dr. Steven Pigley running dropkick! They resume their battle out on the floor while Dr. Max climbs to the top signaling for the 450 splash, bringing the fans to their feet in anticipation. But leave it to referee Earl Hebner to be out of position as he concerns himself more with the situation outside than in, allowing Col. Abdullah Nerdly to shove Max off the top! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE This is tragic. The Heavenly Rockers are going to steal the victory. Synth prepares to deliver a Percussion DDT but pauses… “YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” …after spotting HOLLY-WOOD and MELODY NERDLY heading ringside. COACH They have no business out here. Somebody in the back needs to come and take them away. You know they have evil intentions. The girls are confronted by Abdullah, who goes off on a foreign tirade before taking a SWING at his sister…but Holly grabs the arm and Melody decks him with a BITCHSLAP! MELODY Synth angrily points at the girls, and then is suddenly snapped over in a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! ONE! TWO! Logan slides in… THREE! …but is too late! * DINGDINGDING * “YEAH!” COACH What the hell was that?! COLE A 3 count! The Love Doctors have won it! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"*WHIIIR!* *WHIIIR!* Mann searches for answers and spots Holly and Melody celebrating with the Love Doctors on the stage. LOGAN :firedevil: COLE The Love Doctors are the winners and the Heavenly Rockers are pissed. Zero Hour can’t get here soon enough. It’s going to be an explosive night of action to be sure. And its coming to you live from Memphis, Tennessee! But still to come we have our mainevent of the evening, Zack Malibu against Landon Maddix and PRL. That's next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 MAINEVENT?Damn right main event! *DINGDING!* BUFFER LLLllllladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening, a two on one HANDICAP challenge scheduled for one fall. Introducing at this time, competitor number one. He hails from Huron, South Dakota by way of Madrid, Spain. Weighing in tonight at two hundred and eight pounds... led to the ring by his "Perfect 10", MEGAN SKYE... he is the reigning One and Only AngleSault Thread HEAVYWEIGHT.. CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORRRRRLLDD... LANDON! "LA CUCARACHA"... MMMMMAAAAAAAAAAADDIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXX!!!"PREPARE...FOR...LANDON!"...WAAAAAHHHHH... *DUM DUM* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" "Megalomaniac" by Incubus hits, as from behind the curtain steps Megan Skye, proudly heralding the arrival of Landon himself. Confident as usual, maybe more-so tonight, Landon stops at the top of the ramp and thrusts his hands out to his side to yet more boos. COACH Always good to see the Champ in action! COLE He's got himself a pretty cushy assignment tonight too. Two on one and he's a part of the two, going after Zack Maliub tonight. COACH Oh, don't you start with the sob story. Zack didn't have to accept this. Yet again, he let his pride get in the way and got himself into a needless situation. So keep the violins in their violin boxes wouldya? Landon leaps to the apron, looking out at the crowd as Megan climbs the steps. Megan holds open the ropes and Landon bounds into the ring, spinning himself into the centre of the ring HBK style and posing with Megan... ...just as the lights go down in the arena. A Puerto Rican flag appears on the AngleTron. In big white blocky letters, the following words appear on the screen, with Tha Puerto Rican saying them:*THE CHAMP IS HERE!* With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role '99" begins playing, with the crowd standing up and booing. PR is heard saying, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entryway and strobe lights appear on the entrance set. A few seconds elapsed, and out from the curtains and through the smoke steps "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, bakced up by Stephen Joseph Popick. BUFFER And, his tag team partner. He comes to us from San Juan, Puerto Rico... weighing in at two hundred, twenty pounds and being accompanied by his "Career Consultant", STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK! Here is, "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION"... THA PUUUUUEEEEEEEERRTOOOOOOOO RRIIIIIIIIIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Chants of "P.R. SUCKS!" fill the arena as PRL and Popick continue their walk to the ring. Tha Puerto Rican gets on the ring apron and sneers at the crowd. Popick holds the ropes and Tha Puerto Rican enters the ring. He spins around; soaking in the fans boos while "Know Your Role '99" continues playing over the P.A. system. MADDIX (to Megan) Didn't we just do that? Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him, causing Landon to bemoan his lack of pyro. The crowd is still booing loudly and chanting "P.R. SUCKS!" PRL heads to a second turnbuckle and raises his hands. He then heads to another second turnbuckle... only to be interrupted by Maddix, innocently offering his hand to his partner. Not wanting to cause any trouble so earlier, PR begrudgingly slaps his hand. .:CUE: "Getting Away With Murder", Papa Roach:. "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE HERE we go! BUFFER And, introducing their opponent! Hailing from Providence, Rhode Island... he weighs two hundred, ten pounds... ladies and gentlemen, the true "FRANCHISE" of the OAOAST, this is ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK... MMMMMMMAAAAAAAALLLLIIIIIIIIIIBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! Walking through a shower of golden pyro, Zack marches to the ring. A burst of white pyro shoots out from either side of the ramp behind him but his eyes are locked firmly on his two opponents for the night. PRL and Landon don't so much stand united as stand across the ring with the same looks on their faces, confident. COLE Zack Malibu has never backed down from a fight... COACH Except when he was with The Thrillogy. COLE ...and tonight will be no different! Two on one, four on one, it doesn't matter. Tonight, Zack gets the chance to take on both of his opponents in the Zero Hour Triple Threat Ladder Match and really mark his territory on that World Heavyweight Championship he's held three times before! Zack slides into the ring, watching both his opponents very carefully as he gets himself ready for action. Referee Mike Chioda makes sure they both stay back too, getting the seconds out of the ring for good measure. "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" *DINGDINGDING!* With Zack ready, the bell sounds. PRL and Landon argue over who gets to start first. They decide to settle it the best way they know how: Rock, Paper, Scissors. PRL's paper beats Landon's rock. PR laughs evilly, and Landon decides to take his place on the ring apron, since there's nothing he can do. That's how Rock, Paper, Scissors works. COLE And PRL to start things off! P.R. and Malibu circle each other. They lock up. Zack knees PRL in the stomach. Zack nails The Corporate Champ with several right jabs to the temple to the crowd's delight. Malibu whips PRL into the ropes. PRL ducks the clothesline, but Zack follows with a back elbow to knock PR down! Zack picks Puerto Rican up. Snap suplex! Zack goes for the cover. 1... 2... KICK OUT! COLE And Malibu looking to end the match early! COACH Gonna take alot more than that to put The Corporate Champ down! Zack picks Tha Puerto Rican up. P.R. scratches Zack's eyes. He then crawls over to his corner and makes the tag to Landon Maddix! COLE And now the World Heavyweight Champion is in this match for the first time tonight! Maddix is a little annoyed that he got the tag so early, but he decides to take on his arch-rival anyway. Zack and Landon, the former Champion and the current Champion circle each other. They lock up. Landon is the one who gets the advantage, applying a headlock on Malibu! Maddix cinches the hold tight. But Zack takes Maddix over to the ropes. Landon shoves Zack off into the opposite ropes. But Zack fires back with a shoulderblock, taking the Champ down! Malibu then bounces off the ropes, leaps over Landon, and then bounces off the opposite ropes. Landon goes for a hiptoss, but Zack blocks it, kicks Landon in the gut, does a backflip (!), and gives Landon a hiptoss of his own! COACH Show off! COLE No he's not. COACH Yes he is. COLE All right. I'll stop! Zack Malibu picks Landon Maddix by his hair and takes him over to a turnbuckle corner. The Franchise of the OAOAST lays into the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion with lefts and rights. *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zack whips Landon into the opposite corner. That corner just so happens to be his and PRL's corner, so Tha Puerto Rican slaps Landon's left shoulder, which the referee sees. PRL hits Zack with his Rock-style punches to the temple. The punches take Malibu to the ropes. PRL gives Malibu an Irish whip into the ropes. PR goes for a clothesline--Malibu ducks--bounces off the ropes. Lou Thesz Press! COLE Whoa! Lou Thesz Press from Zack Malibu! COACH He's just ripping off Stone Cold Steve Austin! COLE Look who he's punching! Zack hammers The P.R. Menace with lefts! The crowd cheers loudly. Landon can only put his hands over his face as his tag team partner for the night is getting beaten by his mortal enemy. Malibu picks PRL up. He whips him into the ropes. PRL reverses. Landon kicks Zack in the back! Malibu stumbles forward. PRL hooks him up. COLE Latin Slam! Latin Slam from Tha Puerto Rican! P.R. covers Zack! ONE! TWO! LEFT SHOULDER UP! COACH That was a slow count! PRL agrees with Da Coach, arguing with Tim White. PRL gives the ref a finger for his troubles. P.R. tells Landon something, and then picks Zack up. Maddix puts his right foot up. PRL slams Zack's face right into Landon's raised boot. He then makes the tag to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. Landon and Puerto Rican take Zack and whip him into the ropes. They both hit Zack with a double back elbow! COLE Nice double team move from Tha Puerto Rican and Landon Maddix! COACH Yeah! Those two men can work well! And they're showing you this right now! "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN KICK HIS ASS! Landon gets on his knees, grabs Zack by his hair and starts hammering away. After a dozen punches he stands back up and poses for the people, earning a chorus of boos. Maddix brushes them off though as he skips over Malibu, running the ropes. After vaulting over Malibu again, the World Champion then springs to the middle rope and soars backwards with the Quebrada! Megan breaks into a round of applause for her man's efforts, the proud Champion swaggering over to his corner and letting PRL tag himself back in. COLE This may very well turn into a game of one-upsmanship here between Landon and PRL. Which is bad news for Zack Malibu of course. In comes PRL, telling Landon to keep his eyes on him as he walks over to The Franchise. A couple of shaky legs soften Zack up before Tha Puerto Rican stops, bending down to 'pump up' his boots. Off the ropes, PRL dances his way back, dusting off the shoulder... and dropping the fist between the eyes! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Five Knuckle Shuffle! PRL turns and does the "You can't see me" hand signal towards his partner. Noticeably unimpressed, Landon asks to be tagged back in. PRL obliges, putting a little sting in the tag which doesn't go unnoticed by the fans. COLE A very 'firm' tag there. COACH PR's just amped up, that's all, don't read anything into it. Warning his partner to calm down, Landon jogs over to where Zack is beginning to get back up. The Franchise catches Landon coming in with a punch to the gut. But that's the sum of his offence as Maddix quickly gouges at his eyes, sending Zack retreating into a neutral corner. The referee warns the World Champion, who laughs it off, following Zack into the corner. Irish whip sends Malibu corner to corner, Maddix just a step behind him as he dives in with a forearm strike in the corner! Out staggers Zack, the World Champ still on the move as he follows up with a flying forearm! Kip-up from the World Champion and a bow over to his corner towards a scowling PRL!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Grinning like a chesire cat, Landon strolls back over to his corner... and SLAPS PRL in the chest by way of a tag! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!" COLE Now, there's not much you can do BUT read into that Coach! As Landon breezes past him and exchanges words on the outside with Popick, PRL decides to up the stakes of this little game. He heads up to the top rope and measures Zack from high above in the corner. The Franchise is some ways away. But that doesn't daunt PRL, The Corporate Champion standing up on the top rope. Tha Puerto Rican then gets his footing before soaring through the air, tucking his legs... ...and CONNECTING with the Mad Cappa Crusher 2006: The Remix!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH How awesome was that!? That's how you deliver a legdrop Michael Cole! COLE Right across the throat of Zack, this could be all... ONE! TWO! MADDIX HEY!!! KICKOUT!! The Dayton crowd are happy to see Zack kickout. And so is Landon, furious that PRL would go for the pin and yelling at him about that not being part of the plan. The truce between the two is beginning to weaken now as PRL starts to mouth off back to Landon, who continues to remind his partner why they're out here to begin with. And as PRL argues his corner, Maddix reaches in and shoves PRL in the shoulder, tagging himself in. COLE Oh, this team is going to implode any second Coach. You can just feel the tension between these two. COACH It's just a little disagreement! Stop blowing everything out of propor... Right on cue, Maddix and PRL briefly go nose to nose, encouraged by the thousands of Ohio fans to go ahead and come to blows. COLE You were saying? Finally PRL relents, leaving the ring and petulantly motioning for Landon to go ahead and do whatever the hell he wants. Landon goes ahead and says he will, marching over to Zack and pulling him to his feet... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and getting stung with a sudden knifedge chop from The Franchise!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh yeah, here comes Zack!! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Zack connects with a second chop. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And a third! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And a fourth! Zack then throws a couple of right hands, a burst of adrenaline flowing through him to the despair of Megan on the outside. With Landon staggered, Zack takes a sudden u-turn, catching PRL napping on the apron with a forearm! Tha Puerto Rican goes flying to the outside, taking SJP with him, all of this happening behind Zack who turns again and cuts down Landon with a running elbow strike. MALIBU COME OOOOOOONNN!!!!!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Zack Malibu is ALL FIRED UP!! COACH I guess Zack is done being part of Landon and PR's game of one-up! Out on his feet seemingly, Landon throws his hands up and tries to beg off from Zack Malibu. Not happening as Zack wraps him across the hamstring with a kick. A second kick knots up the leg a little more, followed up with a big European uppercut! With Maddix on the ropes, Zack backs up now and looks for a big clothesline. A duck of the head by the World Champion sends Zack up and over... onto the apron! Malibu lands safely, grabbing Landon's head and hanging his neck over the top rope. Without so much as a second's hesitation, Zack then springs to the middle rope, twisting around in mid-air to wipe out PRL and SJP WITH A SUICIDE CROSSBODY TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!! COLE Zack has kicked into a whole 'nother gear here! He is fighting the odds here tonight in Dayton! Pulling himself off of PRL and Popick on the floor, Zack climbs to the apron, just in time to be met by Landon. Thinking quickly, a shoulder through the ropes stops Maddix in his tracks. Zack then floats in with a Sunset Flip... ONE! TWO! NO! Rolling to his feet, Landon lunges forward and hooks on a front facelock, trying to apply Wet Cement on the seated Malibu. Zack manages to get to his feet before the body-scissors can be applied though, turning away from the ropes and taking the World Champion over with a Northern Lights Suplex... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Zack backs into the corner, encouraging Landon to his feet and looking for SCHOOL'S OU... ...NO! Maddix ducks the superkick, pulling down Zack with a schoolboy cradle... ONE! ...HANDFUL OF TIGHTS... TWO! KICKOUT BY ZACK! Both men scramble to their feet. But before either can attack, Tha Puerto Rican blindsights Malibu with a clothesline! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE There's the numbers advantage though. There's only so long Zack can fight off two men. COACH Exactly. And sure, Landon and PRL aren't getting along like best buddies but this isn't like Zero Hour, it isn't every man for himself. It IS two on one. Far from appreciating his partner's help though, Landon instead shrugs PRL out of the way to go back on the attack. PRL certainly doesn't appreciate that. Tha Puerto Rican watches with hands on hips as Maddix clubs away with some forearms on Zack, turning and shooing PRL out of the way. He then sets up an irish whip, sending Zack... ...into a little spine on the pine action from Tha Puerto Rican!! "YYYEEEEEAAAAA - BOOOOOOOOO - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Oh yeah! Set the VCRs, the DVD-Rs, set 'em all! It's time! COLE No it's not! Yep, it's not. PRL has the IntenseZone Elbow ready and waiting. But Landon Maddix has other ideas, pulling Malibu up from the feet of Tha Puerto Rican and whipping him away into a corner of the ring. Zack nestles in the corner. But Maddix won't be following up as PRL grabs him by the arm, turning him around and demanding to know what the hell is going on! COLE Uh-oh... more discension! As PRL reads him the riot act, Landon makes the bold move of openly mocking the IntenseZone Elbow, reminding him they're here to take Zack out, not 'tickle him with some goofy elbow drop'. PRL rolls his eyes at that one, trying to maintain his cool, just as Popick is telling him to. Trying hard, as Maddix continues to mouth off at him. Still running his mouth, Landon points back at Zack before pointing at PRL and making the "belt motion" around his waist to remind him who the World Champion is... ...but as he turns back to Zack, a hand grabs him by the shoulder... *SMACK!* COACH NOOOO! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" ...SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!! COACH PR WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? COLE He just laid out the World Heavyweight Champion! Staring down at Landon, PRL suddenly makes a signal to Popick and says "let's get out of here". Popick looks a litle confused but follows all the same, as Tha Puerto Rican leaves the ring and starts to head for the back!! COLE I think PRL's had all he can stomach of teaming with Landon Maddix! He's leaving! COACH No, PR... come on, think about this! "p - r!" "p - r!" "p - r!" A small chant in support of Tha Puerto Rican starts up as he continues to march off towards the exit. Meanwhile back in the ring, the punch-drunk World Champion begins to stagger to his feet. He barely has time to notice PRL walking back up the ramp before his head turns, at the sight of another boot coming his way... *SMACK!* "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! COLE SCHOOL'S. OUT!!! Cover by Zack... ONE! TWO! THREEEEE!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDING!* The Dayton crowd erupt as Zack rolls off of Landon and has his arm raised in victory. Not that he looks all that delighted at how it went down, the win is still the win. BUFFER Here is your winner... "THE FRANCHISE"... ZZZZZAAAAAAAACKK... MMMMMAAAAAAALLIIIBBUUUUUUUU!!! COLE Mark that one down in the books, Zack Malibu just pinned the World Champion! COACH Say what you want, you know as well as I do the only reason Zack Malibu won tonight was because PR allowed him to! Pulling himself up, Zack points a finger up at PRL, who has stopped at the entrance doors to admire his handywork. He gives The Franchise a quick golf clap before he and Popick leave. Zack smiles to himself and climbs the turnbuckles, making the trusty "belt motion" around his waist to a roar of approval from the fans. COLE It's safe to say, tonight didn't turn out how Landon Maddix expected it to! PRL laid him out and left him laying, Zack Malibu laid him further out and pinned him... everybody's looking forward to Zero Hour, except the World Champion! Can he regain any momentum before we head to Memphis? Join us right here on HeldDOWN~!, next week from Louisville, Kentucky! From the Coach, I'm Michael Cole, we'll see you all next week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts