Tony149 Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 TV-M L, V, N, SSC PRESENTED IN OAOASTHD * DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA *Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid's shock and delight. THE OAOAST! WHAT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD IS READING~! THE PAST From the June 6, 2005 edition of HeldDOWN~!, Tony... picks Axel up off the mat and spikes him into the mat with the OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE! ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING DING * Dan Black comes into the ring to celebrate with Tony. From the crowd, CWM raises his arms up and claps. COLE History has been made. We have a new World Heavyweight Champion. Tony Brannigan is now the OAOAST Champion. The OAOAST is officially under Brannigan's Law. [Tony] laughs hysterically, then kisses his newly won World Title. THE PRESENT Courtesy of last year’s AngleMania, [Tyler] tangles his body around [Krista] and pulls her down in a crucifix pin.... ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner and new OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion....”THE SERIAL THRILLER” TYLLERRRR BYRRRRANNNNNTT! ”BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH What a time to be alive!!!! Tyler rolls off Krista and holds his head to the ground, his body trembling, wracked by the startling joy that comes with achieving your life's ambition. RENEE Ladies and gentlemen he has done it! After entering the OAOAST at the age of eighteen, after a career of facing the toughest tag teams the meanest wrestlers, Tyler Bryant has made his AngleMania moment count. He is your new OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! THE FUTURE Final shot of the video package is of Blaine Cayley with his Money in the Bank briefcase (won last year at Angleslam) and sister Samantha. AngleMania 3000 BOOM!BOOM!BOOM! B O O M ~! We pan around the sold out crowd at AT&T Park in San Francisco because unlike WWE we damn sure weren’t gonna hold our biggest show of the year’s sweet 16 in fucking Anaheim, CA. Anyway, Sofa Central sports a futuristic theme, as do Double C. Although Coach is basically cosplaying as Arnold in the Terminator. RENEE It’s the biggest night in all of entertainment! The OAOAST welcomes you to AngleMania 3000! COACH And put your concerns to rest, ladies and gentlemen. Here in the OAOAST, we’re all pervs! RENEE Ooookay. I think it’s time for the words to end and the action to begin with our first of two matches for the OAOAST World Title! COACH The past vs. the present. RENEE A date with Blaine Cayley awaiting in the future for the winner. COACH The future being later in the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted November 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Since it’s been a good while, here’s the 411 surrounding the OAOAST World Title: The plan was for Blaine Cayley and Tyler Bryant to headline the show after Blaine (who owned Tyler in two previous encounters, one during The Challenge: Singled Out & the other at November Reign) announced his intent to cash his Money in the Bank contract on this night, except he was taken out by an unknown assailant not long after Tyler placed a bounty on him. Which the Serial Thriller collected for himself (despite denying any role in said bounty) since no one stepped forward to claim it! Jump ahead to Anglepalooza, where Tony Brannigan (fresh off being relived of his broadcast duties following a physical confrontation with Tyler) returned as a surprise entrant to win the Lethal Rumble. The feel good story of the year until Blaine shocked the OAOAST Galaxy announcing his comeback from a potential career ending injury as the result of his attack. After working out a sweetheart deal with self-appointed OAOAST General Manager Glass Juliet to have TB and Blaine face each other at AM to determine who’d face Tyler in the main event, the OAOAST stepped in, booking a pair of title matches instead. A coin toss between TB and Blaine decided who got first crack at the champ, which upset TB since his shot to finally headline AM (perhaps his last ever given where he’s at in his career) was left to chance. Yet he played along, calling tails. It was heads. *** OAOAST World Title: Tony Brannigan vs. Tyler Bryant © w/ Lorelei DeCenzo & THE FLEX *** Noticeably agitated TB was in no mood to glad hand, even foregoing his trademark opening spiel. Totally different vibe for Tyler Bryant who couldn’t stop grinning. RENEE Tyler and company looking like the cat who ate the canary. COACH Extra swag that comes along with being the longest reigning champion in OAOAST history. For over 1 year Tyler has held the title. He’s the Serial Thriller for a reason. Brought together mid-ring TB and Tyler listened as the ref gave final instructions and called for the bell. TYLER Suddenly Tyler KICKED THE REF IN THE GUT! BRANNIGAN RENEE Why would Tyler do that?! * DING * DING * DING * COACH To get himself disqualified! Tyler loses the match but retains the title, all while not taking a physical toll on his body! Genius! ”BULL-SHIT!” ”BULL-SHIT!” ”BULL-SHIT!” Tyler and co. are ready to take their celebration to the back when they’re stopped by adult film legend and current TMW Commissioner LISA ANN! COACH Wrong show, sweetheart. Although you’re welcome to drop by my crib anytime you wish. Lisa and Tyler have an animated discussion that leads to the fantasy football guru having a word with Michael Buffer who announces a RESTART and that any stunts like the one Tyler just pulled will result in him not just losing the match but the title! “YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!” COACH On whose orders?! RENEE Lisa’s. COACH Since when does she have power over OAOAST affairs?! The fix is in! The match resumed with (a new ref) TB turning Tyler into a human pinball after dragging his ass back in the ring. Tyler did little to fight back, effectively employing a rope-a-dope strategy that tired the aging TB. COACH Ha! Brannigan looking like he smoked a carton of cigarettes just before the match. Many assumed it was only a matter of time before Tyler put TB away... until the OAOAST Original caught Tyler diving back off the middle rope after reversing an Irish whip to deliver his trademark OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE spinebuster!!! LORELEI The OAOAST Galaxy jumped out of their seats and counted along as the ref slapped the mat... ONE! TWO! THREE!!! RENEE Tony did it!!! NO! Only a 2 count says the ref. A replay showing Tyler just barely getting his shoulder up at the last second. TB looked to follow with a Rude Awakening, but Tyler surprised him with a Torture Rack into a neckbreaker. An inverted version of his 0-100 finisher. COACH 100-0? Tyler quickly capitalized hitting his 0-100 TKO for the 1-2-3, dashing TB’s dream of a storybook ending. Winner: Tyler Bryant, via pinfall. RENEE Tyler will go on to defend his title one more time later in the night against Blaine Cayley. But if this is the last time we ever see Tony Brannigan in a OAOAST ring, he can hang up his boots knowing he gave it his all. Tony Brannigan, you are a OAOAST Legend. TB exits to a standing ovation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted November 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 ***15,000 Dollar Payday Battle Royal: Spencer Reiger Vs THE FLEX Vs Logan Mann Vs Brock Ausstin Vs Lancel Locke Vs The XFL Vs Big Papa Thrust Vs Bi Curious George Vs Biffman vs Tim Cash Vs Sgt Holt Vs Pete-O Vs Rico De Janerio Vs Remy Bazil Vs Lucius Soul Vs Coco Chanel Vs Vs Quentin Benjamin Daisuke Vs Outlaw Cello Vs Alexander Silver Vs Tanner Vs Money Marc Vs Bosley Vs CPA Vs Coulter Doyle Vs Flynn Stevens*** Most dudes had the group entrance, but some got singles ones. Spencer arrived with Gloss who had won the Hotties version of his match and was wearing some of her cash as a bikini! Lancel Locke rode with Sunshine Yuki and Megan Skye inside a Lambo and I don't mean LeBron ex’s step dad! Logan came attired in Jesus robes which are on sale for 5,009 bucks at OAOASTShop BPT got a lot of heat even in an intro that had the Freakazoids arrive in little more than high heels and fancy lingiere! The All XFL Team of QB, Brock and The XFL arrived last and with plenty of heat and I do mean plenty! Some highlights: Winning a TMW competition, sergeant Holt was in the match and got the first elimination taking out Pete! Lucius and Rico actually worked together again for a bit and picked off both members of VICE and Celtic Gothic before Soul turned on Rico to a huge pop and took him out! Brock went on an elimination spree tossing out Remy, Biffman, Cash before QB1 teamed up with Coco to dropkick him out the ring! Both The XFL and Brock were horrified! BPT and Logan teamed up and got Holt out the match, along with Daisuke. But Bi Curious George was more man than they could handle as he bashed their nuts together and eliminated them both to a big pop! BCG then tossed himself out to cop a feel on Busty Rose! Tan-Tan and Money Marc had a miscommunication that was mostly Tanner's fault that got them tossed by Spencer. The final four was: Logan, Spencer, The XFL, and Coco Chanel The XFL tried to hang back for a bit but Coco took the fight to him. That led to everyone getting into it and Logan taking out Coco with a Liberation DDT followed by throwing him over the ropes. The XFL then Hit Through The Uprights for Three on Logan to knock him out of the match! But then Gloss got on the ring apron in her hot bikini and distracted Xavier, making him easy pickings for Spencer to toss out the match and claim the money! Winner: Spencer Reiger. Post-match Gloss took it all off for her man and the crowd (not that there was much to take off) to celebrate his thrilling victory and his outlasting his fellow superstars! GLOSS Let's see how long you "outlast" in the shower, stud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted November 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen the following is a FOUR ON TWO....HANDICAP CHAIN MATCH!!! CROWD RENEE Chain match?! Since when? "The Nobodies" smashes into the stadium with the crowd already feeling much hostility to the hated Menagerie. There's much strength displayed in the chain welding Scourge and Rayder in their hooded and leather jacket attire and their snarls. But the real might is what's highlighted by the flashing supersonic waves of white lights and static on the video stage; Leon Rodez in black leather pants with golden studs and eternal hatred for the world and Theodore Buckworth, bouncing on his bright red boots, limbering up, satisfaction scrawled all across his body. These men mark a monolith to strength to despair to violence to all consuming hatred and they surge upon the entrance ramp. BUFFER Introducing first, SCOURGE, RAYDER, "THE DEVIL INSIDE" LEON RODEZ, "THE BILLION DOLLAR VAMPIRE" TEDDY BUCKWORTH....THE MENAGERIE!!!!! "BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE I don't know how these guys did it but they got this unfair match to be even more unfair. COACH You got schemers like Teddy and Leon on ya squad, you find a way. The four hard hitters step into the ring one by one and one by one they pose for the hard camera, Scourge bashing himself in the face, Rayder yelling at all who would question their right to dominate, Leon leaning against the ropes and scowling and finally Teddy Buckworth flashing the money fingers. RENEE What a rotten group. BUFFER And their opponents... Rag N Bone Man's jazzy and rock styling epic Human comes along with ovations that carry well into the air, and speak truly what is facing this one human tonight at AngleMania. A mere human, but a resilient and brave one, Oscar appears on the mezzanine level in leather jacket and black jeans with the weight of this match's adversity heavy on his mind. BUFFER First from, Amsterdam, Holland, he is "THE FREEBIRD" OSCAR FRIBERRRRGGG!!!!!!!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" RENEE Oscar Fribeg is called the greatest wrestler to never win a world title, but... COACH But he and Colin have fought more than any pair in OAOAST history and it ain't on some respect shit, and we supposed to believe these niggas is shouting GANG GANG together, Naw, fuck that. I don't believe it. Oscar is stoic and steadfast in his bravery as he delivers FISTPOUNDS on his way through the stadium. The Kings of the Heap beg him to come and come he does, he won't back down no matter what the odds! BUFFER And his partner.... The fans are already cheering, ready for the arrival of one of the biggest stars on offer! THE DAY IS MY ENEMEY! THE NIGHT MY FRIEND! "YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" The entrance doors don't come apart soon enough for anyone's liking, so Colin uses his vampire might to pull them apart on his own! COACH Oh shit! The fans hail such a show of brute supernatural dominance and the Kings are made to STFU! Colin tosses his hoodie back and instead of his usual smirk he lets loose with a wicked yell that punishes the air around him as blue and gold lights smash the entry the way and the fans loose themselves in the moment. RENEE Colin has left his mom behind, this is not a night when you want your mother to see you at work! The entry is lit with crosses that a brilliant neon blue and burn with an amazing conflagration. Why these crosses burn bigger than normal because it's AngleMania motherfucker and this is dat boy Colin here for the kill! COACH This dude is hell on earth but The Menagerie is just plain hell. And now these niggas got chains? Colin slides into the ring, where he ascends to top turnbuckle post letting the fans get a good look at him and him with a wave of support. But when he's done, he has words… COLIN Is this the way of it then? Are you so unsure of your own chances for victory you resort to bounding us to you by chains? LEON You spent your entire adult life putting the odds in your favor so spare me. OSCAR This will only make our victory so much sweeter. BUCKWORTH On the contrary it will make your defeat far gorier. RAYDER Ay, did we come to talk or come to fight? At least all can agree on the need to settle the score. Referee Charles Robinson has his hands full in attaching The Kings to Oscar and then Colin to Leon and Teddy. BUCKWORTH Never will you find yourself this close to greatness. The heels yank down their foes and begin just hammering them with the world's most awful stomps! RENEE This is nuts! What kind of craziness is this supposed to be?! Oscar is launched into the corner then given a rough jerk forward to the mat by Rayder, and then hammered by Scourge who slams a knee drop into the back of his head! As Oscar groans in pain, Colin is trying to fend off a devil and a vampire and doing a poor job of it! "LET'S GO OSCAR! LET'S GO COLIN! LET'S GO OSCAR! LET'S GO COLIN!" COACH That ain't gonna do it, OAOAST Galaxy. Oscar comes forward and crashes into both Kings with a double lariat that takes them both down! As the fans hail him he proceeds to choke Rayder with the chain, but can't do much damage thanks to Scourge now choking him! RENEE Is there anyway for Colin or Oscar to get any offense going? COACH Don't look like it! Colin tries to help Oscar, but Leon and Teddy pull him back and hit a chain choke double side Russian leg sweep! A cover... ONE! TWO! A cover! COACH That choke wasn't about breathing, because vampires don't breathe, it was about keeping Colin under control. Which they did. Colin grits his teeth and fights upright, hatred blazing in his eyes. He takes aim at Teddy and wallops him with a punch then decks Leon with a punch of his own. As Teddy stands back up Colin chucks him over the ropes and out of the ring! The Billion Dollar Vampire lands hard, his lean frame smacking the mats and he rolls to the announce table with Colin hot on his trail. RENEE Colin is out for blood! COACH Imagine that, a vampire out for blood. Colin takes the chain and gouges Buckworth's eyes, which have his former friend hollering in misery and woe. But the fans are loving it, and salute Colin for his showing of ferocity. "COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!: Meanwhile in the ring, The Kings of the Heap have Oscar set up on the turnbuckles. They laugh about his predicament and taunt him. That's time wasted and that comes to bite them in the ass as Oscar sails off the top and hits them with a chain assisted double face crusher! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" A cover on Scourge, ONE! TWO! A kickout! Oscar then takes the chain and wraps it around Scourge's arm to force him into a harsh armlock, that has the Scotsman howling in pain. RENEE It looks like Ozzie might be setting up for the Crowboar. But he doesn't get very far with his plans as Rayder stomps him in the head. The large European then yanks Oscar between his legs and pounds him into the mat with a neck ruining pile driver that as Oscar seeing stars! COACH Shit is nasty out here! Outside, Leon has a chair and is taking aim at Colin. But when he swings, The Irish Golden Boy ducks and The Devil Inside hits Teddy right between his black eyes! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Leon doesn't pay a mind to Teddy's suffering and instead tries to hit Colin again. Again he misses and this time Colin spears him into the steel steps knocking them completely off one another! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE Wow! The might of a vampire! Even with vampire healing and strength Colin has to take a moment to regain himself, and so lies on the floor with the fans showering him with praise. But misery comes to him in due order as Teddy Buckworth DROPS THE STEEL STEPS ON HIS HEAD! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!" RENEE That was your friend! You loved him! He saved your life! BUCKWORTH I will not have my personal affairs seconded guessed on the show I made famous by simple gutter trash. Keep silent, girl. RENEE F you! Buckworth doesn't even abide by the rules of a match he's responsible for as he removes the chain that binds himself to he and and Colin and Leon. Now a free man, he slides into the ring where Oscar is decking Scourge with a right hand and bloodying his nose. BUCKWORTH Very nice. Now see how you fare against the big boys. Oscar lunges for Teddy but is held back by the yank of the chain from Rayder. That's just enough for Buckworth to make Oscar eat an elbow that drops him to his knees. As Oscar is woozy, off the ropes goes the Miami Beach native who comes back to smash his foe in the face with a big boot! A cover.... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! Buckworth looks down on Oscar in disdian and even does so as he pulls him up. He motions to the Kings, who go to work on him with brutal stomps and chain whips, drawing blood across his forehead as the former world champion just watches with a satisfied smile. BUCKWORTH That'll will do gentlemen. There's no need for barbarism. Another cover is made by Teddy... ONE! TWO! A kickout by Oscar! "OSCAR! OSCAR! OSCAR!" Now Buckworth shows his disdain to Nick Patrick and the Kings of Heap begin moving in to intimidate the official. RENEE These goons will go to any low. With the fans singing his name Oscar finds his footing and begins hammering Teddy with punches. The Freebird then suddenly pulls his rival down with the Crowbar, which gets a big pop, but it doesn't last long as Buckworth rolls through the hold. Even so, the Dutchman stays on the offense and clobbers Teddy with a chain assisted punch that has him out on his feet. And right after that The Freebird scores big with a superkick! A cover... ONE! TWO! Rayder and Scourge break up the fall! They do more than break up the fall, however, they pound on Oscar with punches and stomps and continue to do so as Teddy leaves the ring and rummages beneath the ring. RENEE What's this awful man looking for? What more can he do? What more? He can pull out a table with a triumphant bearing in his gait! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" Full of the knowledge that victory is at hand, Teddy slides in with his magnum opus and attaches it onto the top turnbuckle. Scourge loves the violent prospects at hand and gets the go ahead to lift Oscar along with him onto the table as a deadly showcase to the Menagerie's hellish vision. COACH Yo, nigga about to get fucked up! RENEE Fight back Oscar! "OSCAR! OSCAR! OSCAR!" the fans join Renee's call. Scourge slaps Oscar around, just for show, just to show who the bosses are in the OAOAST. But the real bosses are the ones with heart, with compassion, with drive and who never quit, and man that is Oscar, and he lets Scourge know it as he tosses him off the table with a hurricanrana! "YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Yes! Way to go Oscar! Suddenly Rayder is hit with a Biotic Crisis! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAA!" Then Teddy is hit with a Biotic Crisis! "YYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!" COLIN I WILL NOT LOSE! RENEE Colin is back! Colin covers Teddy... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! LEON BREAKS UP THE PIN BY BASHING HIM IN THE BACK WITH THE RING BELL! LEON The bells of hell toll for you, Colin. The Devil Inside drags his rival into a front facelock then delivers a brain buster right onto the ring bell! Colin hollers out in agony before flopping over, seemingly defeated! And a cover... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! COLIN WITH THE KICKOUT! "COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!" Elsewhere Rayder and Scourge are dechaining themselves from Oscar and preparing to light him up with a whip assault. But instead Oscar counters by hammering them both with with repeated punches and kicks until he's able to pitch them out of the ring entierly. They may land on their feet, but that does them little good as Oscar crashes into them with a risky suicide dive! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAA!" COACH Shit was all swayze for the Meangerie, and now look what's happening. The fans are wild at this furious action and the superstars are going wild all throwing furious attacks at one another. In the ring, Leon tries to tangle up Colin's legs in the chain but encounters failuer as Colin is able to kick him away into the corner. But Leon comes back and throws him to drape him over the middle the ropes. RENEE Oh no. We've seen this before! Downfall DDT by Leon! The cover! ONE! TWO! Colin with the emphatic kickout! "YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" LEON ( to the official) Don't you know how to count, moron? Leon yanks Colin off the mat and tries to drag him into a blue thunder bomb. But Colin makes a daring escape out the back and hits a release Irish (German) Suplex that flings Leon all the way across the ring and launches him into the corner! The fans pop huge and pop even further as Colin lets out a roar as he charges in and smashes Leon with a running dropkick to the face! COLIN Now...now, we end this! Colin takes the chain and tangles it upon his entire body, from neck to ankle he becomes one with it. It is that monster, that hybrid of vampire and metal that runs into Leon and has him tumbling out the ring, yelling in pain for the first time in years! "COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!" But the thrill last not much longer as Teddy bashes him in the back with a steel chair! However, Colin does not much more then grit his teeth and turn around and look at Teddy in anger! "YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" Buckworth does not much like that and so jabs Colin in the throat then bashes him in the head with the chair! It does enough to open a gash on his forehead, but with vampire healing it closes within in five seconds. But that's enough for Buckworth for to hit a gordbuster in a g2s! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE A new move called The Pale Horse! It leads to a cover.... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! COLIN WITH THE KICKOUT! "COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!" Elsewhere the brawl continues as Oscar is 1 on 2 against The Kings of the Heap. The three mean brawl all the way to the outfield with Oscar more than holding his own. COACH Oscar ain't a big dude, but this dude is dishing out the beats. Rayder picks up a trashcan and bashes Oscar in the back of the head. This drops Oscar to his knees and leaves Scourge free to set up a table. SCOURGE Its all done fer ye nae, wee man. Rayder gives a nod and picks up the trash can to due more damage, but then Oscar smashes a crowbar into his knee! A scream spills out his mouth and then another comes as the crowbar crashes into his back! Rayder falls onto the table as Scourge suddenly panics at what's just happened! RENEE Ha! The tables have turned! COACH You laughing at a nigga getting beat with a crowbar? RENEE Well...I guess there's no backing out of that one... Oscar takes the crowbar and clocks Scourge right between the right eyes, knocking him back and dumping him right next to Rayder on the table! RENEE Ha! And I'll ha I'll all I want! Oscar dominates! But, The Freebird isn't done yet! The best wrestler to never win a world title points to that giant glove above him and the fans grow apeshit. As well they should as Oscar begins scaling it! COACH Yo! He ain't! RENEE I think he is! COACH He shouldn't! RENEE Your right, he shouldn't! But he shouldn't, and the fans keep rooting him on as he climbs! Finally he's on top of the glove and on top of the world with the fans hailing him as king of the OAOAST. And the heroic performer soars through the California sky and drops a Flying Dutchman onto his battered foes! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" RENEE Oscar has dethroned the kings! He broke them in half! He destroyed himself! "OSCAR! OSCAR! OSCAR!" the audience sings, all on their feet. COACH That boy put his name in wrestling history! All men lie in a broken pile of bodies and wood, totally out of this match and a long way from the ring. RENEE I think this leaves it down to Colin against Teddy and Leon, and anything can happen there. Leon slides back into the ring, malice scrawled across his face. Fist clenched, hatred burns in his heart. LEON I am done with you Colin Maguire Junior. I was done with you a long time ago. And I hope wherever I'm sending you there is a pit of fire so that you may burn forever. Teddy can toast to that and he helps Leon pull Colin to his feet, yet beyond their gaze there's a strange ripple in the ring. A ripple that turns into a tear! A tear that turns into a hole! And a hole that that turns into a gate that brings forth 6'8 250 pounds of blond haired beared fury! RENEE That's Odin! "YYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" COACH What's he doing here? This nigga human! No limitations will stop Odin as he seizes a stunned Leon by the throat and proceeds to chokeslam outside the ring to crippling agony and great fanfare from the fans! "ODIN! ODIN! ODIN!" RENEE Leon's powers came because he stole them from Odin and Odin has come to take them back! Teddy doesn't know what to say or what to do, and that's just fine because Colin puts him down with a Biotic Crisis! "YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The cover.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winners as a result of a pinfall....OSCAR FRIBERG and COLIN MAGUIRE JUNIOR! The fans hail the victors as Odin shakes hands with Colin, and unforgetable sight for an unforgettable match. COACH The hell did we just see? Oscar makes his way to ring side and gets his hand shook by Odin and even by his archival Colin as well. This sight thrills the crowd who are on their feet chanting, "THIS IS AWESOME!" RENEE Colin and Oscar win a match where every odd was against them and now Odin is back! He's back and Leon needs to WATCH OUT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted November 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 I don't know what you had in mind But here we stand on opposing sides Let's go to war Let's go to war We arm ourselves with the wrongs we've done Name them off one by one Let's go to war Let's go to war As "Go To War" hits the futuristic jaw is hit with a wave of white lights, flashing in a sort of powerful deliberate pace. The intensity the darkness the inner anger is palatable in the stadium as Tristan Nystrom walks onto the AngleMania stage for the first time in his career. There's no joy to be had for the thousand year old vampire, just intense brooding. It's only when his manager Northstar walks out and motions him forward that he joins us here in San Fransisco. BUFFER The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UNITED STATES TITLE, now making his way to the ring being accompanied by NORTHSTAR, he is TRISTAN NYYYYSTRRROOOOOMMMMM!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Is this a day of reckoning for Prince AC or day to bend the knee for Tristan and Northstar? COACH Northstar shouldn't be here! He got kicked out the Kingdom and now he's trying to get revenge by being on Tristan's side. Disgusting. Tristian steps into the ring with a heavy heart, and though the fans offer him a wealth of cheers and support, all he can do is turn brooding eyes downward before finally raising them to the entry way. Strip off the weight of morality and check it at the door I'll show you the worst in me (what I've become) Blow out the candles, I need not a wish for I am everything Now crawl to my boots and lick (kneel before me) Imma have my cake and fucking eat you too It's my party and I'll die when I want to Die when I want to, die when I want to The monster you've made is wearing the crown I'll be the king and you'll be the clown I'll take the blame, parade it around You've made me the villain you can't live without With "Necessary Evil" playing The banners of the buried man float all around the stadium and the high tech stage. But the key sight is King Landon and his prince, the United States Champion, Alerys Chance standing with pride and pomp as blue and white lights and matching pyro rockets pump out around them! As soon as the pyro ends, AC lets out a shout and throws up his title with a charge to the ring with his king proclaiming victory behind him! BUFFER And introducing the champion, being accompanied by KING LANDON MADDIX, from San Joaquin Hills, California, he is PRINCE ALERYS CHANCE THE EXXXXXIIIILLLLLEEEEEEEEE! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE AC tried to make Tristan become his squire and when Tristan said no, AC went nuts, tormenting and taunting him until Tristan came out of retirement and challenged him to this match. COACH I think we got two future world champions fighting. At the ring the champion crawls up the steps and then gazes back at the audience with a mysterious smile before jumping up and showing them his title while being hailed by his king. "BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE And I think it's safe to say this is also contest between King Landon and his former hand Northstar. The prince has the biggest shit eating grin in the history of shit eating grins on his pudgy face as he calls on Tristan. DING DING DING A horrible gutted roar rips out of Tristan’s throats and he speeds across the ring to slam through AC with a spear! Even in a stadium that seats thousands no hundreds of thousands the sounds of AC’s ribs cracking are overpowering! RENEE Ah! COACH Holy shit! NORTHSTAR Tristan runs punches through AC, forgetting the crowd, the match, the title, anything but his hatred. Blow after blow caves in AC’s face and paints both men with splashes of crimson. People avert their eyes, Landon yells for mercy, and nothing of the sort is shown for AC! RENEE Hey! Hey! Stop, you'll kill him! The hurried words from Renee hit Tristan where his humanity lies and he ceases beating AC. He pulls himself back from a foe that's unrecognizable as human as the official calls for the bell! BUFFER Your winner and NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION….TRISTAN NYSTROM!!! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAA!” The fans in the park become unglued no matter what the carnage they've seen. But Tristan looks at his hands, those hands soaked in the blood of AC and looks up in revulsion. Horror at what he did. RENEE Man… Northstar on the other hand is more than accepting of the title and pats a shivering Tristan on the back. The former kingdom watches in satisfaction as King Landon and Ser Pike are left to drag the battered figure of AC away. NORTHSTAR Do not spare him concern. He would have done much worse to you. That doesn't help Tristan and even Northstar laying the belt on his shoulder doesn't ease his mind. COACH You'd think a thousand year old vampire would be used to brutal shit. RENEE I don't know what to say… Tristan is still a champion, and he nods to the fans, though he's staring well past them even though there are a hundred thousand of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted November 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 *** Trios Tag Title: Dem Bums & Euphoria vs. The 3 Amigos © *** Many months ago Tony Tourettes inherited some dough. Along the way he met a kooky girl named Euphoria who took a special liking to him. Tony T’s son Vinny Valentine hasn’t been able to grasp why, but their pal Joel Duncan, a former U.S. Congressman better known as Krista’s Dad, believes there’s 50,000 reasons. This has caused tension in the drinking buddies relationship, particularly the amount Tony T has spent on Euphoria with nothing to show for it other than a few base hits, although she allowed him to slide into third base once! There’s also the issue of Euphoria starting fires Dem Bums are forced to put out, which is how their rivalry with the 3 Amigos all began. One the reigning champs looked to settle on this night, but Tony T refused to let Euphoria step into the ring. She only entered when Tony T was in control to cheer him on and then entertained her man with cartwheels on the apron while Vinny was on the offensive. Yet she played a key role in the finish, crotching Chick on the top rope (cracking a few eggs in Coach’s words) as he looked to hit the Sky is Falling on Tony T, who busted out a new move to score the 1-2-3 for his team: a top rope FRANKENSTEINER!!! Winners: Dem Bums & Euphoria, via pinfall. New champions! Post-match Euphoria and Tony T had a sloppy makeout session in front of a clearly embarrassed Vinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted November 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 vs. The game ends here, the structures fall Collapsing walls, I'll let you know this time A curtain call, the final thoughts To end it all so now you know you're mine Your worst nightmare You'll work for your soul here, and I said It's not what you wanted But you'll get hung, drawn and quartered in here KillSonik's "SlaughterHouse" plays and out comes a group no one would want to meet in a dark alley or in this case a bath house as their all naked. I'm talking about SlaughterHouse. In a mood to abuse and a mood to fuck, the group roar and beat their chests as they stomp towards the Ejaculation Chamber for the first time in their history. BUFFER The following is the Ejaculation Chamber, where the winner is the first team to get a member of the opposition to sumbit sexually! Now making their way to the ring....DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW, JUMBO, CARL MACDONALD, HEAVY D, and WARTHOG, SLAUGHTERHOUSSSEEEE! "BBBBBOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE This match came about after months of back and forth sexual tension and sexual abuse between Slaughterhouse and the Duncan family. But to be honest, I don't like the Duncan's chances! COACH You ain't the only one! SlaughterHouse enters the Chamber one by one and takes note of the various surfaces and tools they have to fuck the Duncans on. All of which get their approval. On stage a young man is searching PornHub with his monitor being the video screen. He finds a good a video but gets an ad... ADVERTISEMENT Hot girls in your area! Coming to you right now! Hey, heyYou, youI don't like your girlfriendNo way, no wayI think you need a new oneHey, heyYou, youI could be your girlfriend Hey, heyYou, youI know that you like meNo way, no wayNo, it's not a secretHey, heyYou, youI want to be your girlfriend As "Girlfriend" hits the Duncan clan including a very reserved Queen Esther pile out, butt ass naked and swarm the thrilled young man! These bootyrific babes mob the young man, fondling him, kissing him and giving him everyman's dream! They then start grinding on each other, which man is even hotter, sliding their big ass tits against one another before blowing kisses to the crowd and heading to the ring! BUFFER And their opponents, from Los Angeles, California, they are QUEEN ESTHER, MAYA DUNCAN BLANCHARD, JADE RODEZ DUNCAN, ALIX MARIA SPEZIA-DUNCAN, KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN, THE DUNCAAAAANNNN FAAAMILLLLY! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE They look ready to roll, but can they really last against these monsters? The Duncans skip into the Chamber, except for Queen Esther who has to be dragged inside by Maya and still tries to leave! RENEE Poor Esther. A staredown begins our affair, but not the usual sort of staredown. What we have is a sleazy land barron with a wicked grin, hand stroking his meat along with four bears of massive size and massive members, drooling for their honey across from four ample chested, big bottomed oversexed and slutty bimbos, and behind them is a very frightened maiden who would rather be anywhere in the world but here. Even back in the arms of Landon KRISTA What are you waiting for? Sex-Ed class? And so it begins! Deuce grabs hold of Krista, Warthog and Maya find each other, Heavy D snatches Jade by her blond locks, Carl starts by grabbing Alix by the ass and Queen Esther is on the run from Jumbo! JUMBO I'm gonna get you! RENEE How can she make it through this match?! Esther keeps running and locks herself into one of the toilet stalls! QUEEN ESTHER Ah the camode! They will never think to look for me here. RENEE Uh, Esther, the doors and windows are clear! So of course Jumbo finds her, and laughing to himself he stomps over as Esther emits shrieks and cries for help. But her normal protectors are all getting fucked and dicked down and so can't stop Jumbo from ripping off the door on his own! QUEEN Aiieeeeeee! No! JUMBO I found you, little red riding hood! Now come meet the big bad wolf! Fat awful Jumbo uses those fat awful arms of his to push Esther into a bent over position, leaving her so weak and exposed she can't help but scream more. For Esther the worst part is that she can't see him, can't see his facial expression has no idea when it's coming. Maybe it's for the best as she can't see him licking his lips over her exposed sex and puckered asshole. COACH Yo, my man ain't gonna go up in her ass is he? In a toilet stall? RENEE Oh no! Jumbo traces his thumb around Esther's shit hole which has the Queen gasping for air and hyperventilating over the toilet. But, at the very least she can thank her lucky stars that Jumbo wants none of her ass. For now. Instead his fat member slides through her vaginal walls, planting itself inside an unwilling sex, forcing the redhead to take his schlong and making her scream into the toilet! QUEEN ESTHER Ah! Enough! I say! No more! JUMBO Hhaha! I'm just getting started! Flab, balls and dick and slam into Esther, good and hard and it's the worst thing she's ever expiernced. She weeps and gasps from humiliation and pain, waves of horror penetrate her just the same time as Jumbo penetrates her. Esther holds her hips to steady herself, trying anything she can to deal with her fat invader. But it's just so much too handle! Her face contorts in misery with every thrust, you need not even watch his dick enter her love hole, you need only watch the anguish on her face to know when he slams it deep inside her. QUEEN ESTHER Dear me, what have I done to deserve this? It is unbearable! Shameful! My womanhood is being taken from me! ALIX Hang in there, Q.E., you can dooooooo it! All night long! COACH That ain't gonna help. Queen Esther is gonna cost The Duncans this Ejaculation Chamber. Alix can't offer any more words of encouragement due to Carl's dick slipping past her defenses, finding its way through her lips and resting inside her mouth! ALIX Mmmmmffff! His sweaty odor, his precum soaked rod engulfs her senses, and she grabs his man meat with both hands to try and gain control over the savaging Carl wants to give her. Not that Alix isn't used to being mistreated and abused. Why mistreatment and abuse for Alix is just another day with the family! RENEE Alix is getting it rougher than anyone right now, a real face fucking! Even with her hands around his meat Alix can't control his ardent all consuming sausage. The food baron thrusts in hard, sending burning sensations all across her body, shooting sharp bolts of pain all the way up her spine. His meat stick explores her mouth, violates it and takes ownership of it. Then with his repeated pounding he forces heapings of drool to stream out her mouth turning her into a sloppy mess. CARL Well now I must say I've never throat fucked a dumb Mexican before, but it was worth the wait! RENEE Despicable! A blowjob is on order for Warthog, but he wouldn't dare to insult Maya, considering her the goddess of all creatures of this universe. And the way Maya stands bent over, relentlessly sucking away at Warthog's dark shaft it's no doubt she is a sex goddess. As she swallows his black member whole, she can just feel her clit getting swollen and sensitive. MAYA Mmmmmmm!!!! COACH Warthog got excellent erection quality, he gonna wear Maya down in seconds. RENEE Uh, do you know how many blowjobs Maya's given? She's a legend! Warthog's dick is hot and spicy as Maya sucks it and it even twitches in her mouth. There's just so much to love about this big black cock that the teenage bimbo moans and purrs around it, vibrations that mine more precum from the hole. The naughty skank pulls her head back and forth, letting long strings of saliva attach to the beautiful black schlong before going back to catch both spittle and mammoth dick all at once. Opening her mouth good and wide, she brings his thick head all the way inside. There it's given a home and the bimbo wraps her talented tongue under it, closing her mouth and sucking as hard as any human can! Maybe harder! The teenage whore can taste the wonderful taste of salty sperm leaking out of the end. RENEE Looks like it's Warthog who's on the verge! MAYA Mmmmmmm! Old enemies Krista and Deuce are at again with Deuce having Krista bent over once more and yet again throughly dominating the biggest whore in the OAOAST. Deuce goes in hard, each thrust spurs her on and stretches her wider and wider to accommodate him. Her mind clouds as need thrashes within her. With every punishing inch, he takes ownership of her. His need consumes her, washes over her and fueles her own. DEUCE I want the world to know THIS CUNT BELONGS TO ME! KRISTA Damn you, Deuce! The thrashing heat within her goes nuts, rising higher and higher, until poor Krista feels ready to burst. But she can't give in, not when her entire family is depending on her. His next thrust, seating deep in her core, broke her. His hips smash against her, brutally sinking his hard shaft deep between her folds. The pace is torturous and the fucking murderous. Despite this, Krista can already feel her climax building, climbing through her body toward the summit. With each moment, each punishing horrible inch, she nears the peak of her arousal. DEUCE Dumb old whore is already cumming! I can't fucking believe this. KRISTA Ahhhh fuck I can't help it, I can't help it! Fuck! DEUCE Hahhaha. Who owns that cunt? Deuce does! Krista squeezes her eyes shut and grits her teeth so what comes out is mostly grunts and bark type noises as Deuce pushes the bimbo queen to her first orgasm of the night. RENEE Deuce totally has Krista where he wants, bent over and wide open! And Heavy D has Jade right where he wants her, fastened into a pillory as he plows into her juicy snatch! RENEE Somewhere Malaysia is mad jealous. COACH Forget Malaysia, I'm mad jealous! The mass of his mammoth dick thunders in, heightening his hypnotic condition. Heavy D feels like he's entering another reality as cock plunders an ocean of warm wet Duncan snatch! He fucks the PAWG like a wild man, slamming him with enough force that one of the officials has to come and steady the pillory! JADE AAAAhhhhh! Gooooooooodddddd loooorddd! More than being ravaged and demolished by a wild jungle beast, Jade is being fucked at ground zero of a bombing! Maybe her head and arms can't move, but the rest of her body is falling along and her jugs are knocking together as Heavy D tears her whore cunt apart for the world to see! HEAVY D Ahhh yeah, I love this phat pussy! Go and scream for mommy, dumb bitch! See if mommy will help you! See if she can stop me from raping you? JADE Mommmmy! Help! Krista can't move to help her eldest daughter or even speak, however. She's got black dick in her pussy and black fingers in her mouth. Warthog is just tearing away at Krista's inner walls, while his fingers fill her normally chatty mouth. The Queen of All Media looks up at him like he's a god and she's a lucky mere human getting to enjoy his holy schlong. Groans bubble up from her throat, but are muffled around Warthog's fingers. And believe me there are plenty of groans as Warthog is completely jackhammering the bitch. COACH Ha! That's a way to finally shut her up. Elsewhere, Deuce has Maya right where you put teenage whores like her? On her knees so she can suck his cock dry! And Deuce does just what you should do if the little cum dumpster doesn't suck it the way the boss likes(watch the full thing)... DEUCE Dumb ass teenage bitch. Suck it right, or I'll keep slapping the taste out your mouth. Those are love taps I'm giving you. Now suck my cock right, stupid ass bitch! Warthog looks over to Maya and feels the pangs of guilt for her rough treatment. Part of him wonders if he should switch girls to give Maya a break, but Krista seems to have her magical grip enforced on his big black dick! RENEE I don't see how the Duncans can win this! They've been dominated out their panties! COACH Not to be the optimist here, but don't count out these chicks. Well, do count out Esther. But these other girls can take some dick! Even Krista took on biker raping from Deuce and Jumbo and still won the competition. Carl has forced poor Queen Esther to not just take his lengthy shaft, but do all the work herself, by riding him! Queen Esther's muscles tense with rage, but what can she do? The prissy red head's ginger cunt pummels itself downward to soak up all of Carl thick meat. She feels her very insides writhing, and just can't stand anymore of this! The exit is so near, but all that surrounds here is burly men, and she's damn lucky she's gotten the only small one. QUEEN ESTHER Please, we must end this! My noble father would be so ashamed of me! So..OHHHH AHH...so very ashamed of what...AHHHHH I have become! CARL You're my whore now, red! My precious WHORE QUEEN! QUEEN ESTHER Noooooooooooo! Alix is on her back with her legs spread, which really should be no surprise to anyone, and she just so happens to have Heavy D's fat rod plundering her Latina booty. Alix is a big skank, so anal sex is right up her anal-alley and the Mexican hottie coos in delight and smiles into the camera to stiffen boners across the globe. Heavy D wants her to beg for mercy and so starts fuck her back passage as if he could use his dick to tear her walls down. But Alix like I said is a big skank and has been a big skank for a loooooong time and revels in the feeling that most women would need to seek years of therapy to cope with! ALIX Hoooooo-boooy oooohhhhh booooooy! The young black dudes in my dad's cellblock could learn a thing about anal sex from you, Heavy D! They think just the tip is good enough, but I say, if you want to make someone your bitch, you've got to put the extra effort into sodomizing them! RENEE Okay, well, Alix isn't being dominated, that's for sure. Jade's eyelids are fluttering, and her full lips are doing what they do best, chowing down on a thick piece of meat! This one belongs to Jumbo, and it's beyond belief that the phat ass bitch can continue to gobble so much cock without giving up. But damn it, Jade's not just a Duncan, she's a professional whore and is more than up to the task of the endless dick hitting her tonsils. It's more than dick though, as Jumbo leaks precum and early droplets of jizz into her rotund belly and Jade coos, about to give in over the taste of her favorite drink! JUMBO Yeah! Suck my dick, fat ass bitch! Suck it good! RENEE Oh! Jade almost lost it there! But that was a junior load, not a Jumbo load! Krista's got her own BJ predicament with Deuce, as she's absolutely floored, laid out on the ground and loaded down with a face full of big bull dick! RENEE Holy jumping! How can she take all that dick? COACH Bitch gotta be super human Maybe not super human but a true super slut as Krista manages to free her mouth from the huge schlong and catch a breather. DEUCE I came to get sucked, slut! KRISTA I'm sorry, daddy! Damn right, Krista is sorry and nourishes Deuce's dick with hurried licking. But it's wise strategy, anything to keep herself from being suffocated and pinned down by his mammoth weight and mammoth meat. Maya is hugging onto a punching bag of all things as Carl MacDonald just repeatedly rams his thick custard launcher into her tight fuck whole. Yes Maya is holding on for dear life! Has the dumb slut met her match? Years for taking dicks up her little fuck hole, and this land baron is the one who submits her?! The stupid cum dumpster whimpers and wails and rolls her empty head, but continues to fuck on and scream on. MAYA Ah god! Please, mister, please be gentle with me! CARL Hhahaha, no can do, little lady, I'm gonna make you cry to your daddy. MAYA Mister! Please! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Mister, it hurts my teenage pussy! Her pussy uncontrollably spasms around Carl's dick, sucking him deeper inside her greedy hole. The land baron instantly became aggressive with her cunt, raping it hard and fast, causing the poor cum toilet to leak her juices along with her tears. MAYA Mister, please, it's too big for you to fuck me so hard! CARL Hahhhha, you'll take what I give you, dumb bitch! Poor Queen Esther really is reduced to a common gutter slut. She's just on the ground, not even on the bed, getting raped and violated by Heavy D's cum slinger. The bearded giant gets off on her screams and cries and goes into overdrive, raping her of dignity and self respect as the world strokes their cock to her her humiliation..... HEAVY D We're gonna make sure to send a tape to your old man! QUEEN ESTHER Heveans no! HEAVY D Your father is gonna have a stroke when he sees his daughter on the ground getting fucked by a former burger flipper! QUEEN ESTHER Please! It would kill him! HEAVY D Oh then I'll stop. QUEEN ESTHER Thank you. HEAVY D Syke! QUEEN ESTHER Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Alix is having no trouble whatsoever in handling the dick of Jumbo. The Latina skank shows that she's a consummate pro in this whoring game and just rides the holy fuck out of Jumbo! Up and down does she go, recklessly slamming her thick thighs and juicy ass into his thin waist, pushing his peter well inside her innards. Her furious speed jiggles her insides, almost changing their makeup, surely bursting her fallopian tubes, but this pro just hammers herself again and again without concern for her poor insides! ALIX I'm gonna bang you till the cows come home! Then I'm gonna bang you on top of a cow! Beat that, Cinnamon! Heavy D grabs Krista by her muscular arms, and those powerful arms flail and fight the giant fatso. Yet they can do nothing as Heavy D just laughs and tosses her on the bed! HEAVY D You thought you were gonna escape me? KRISTA Fuck you! HEAVY D No I'll be fucking you, old hag! I'll be fucking you back into the sixties! Actually I got a good idea...put your legs behind your head. KRISTA ....No! HEAVY D No? No, she says? SLAP! The giant palm of Heavy D smashes into Krista's cheek, sending her tumbling across the bed and forcing tears to erupt from her eyes! HEAVY D No? Is that what you said? RENEE Leave her alone! KRISTA Please, don't hit me again, Master! HEAVY D Then do what Master says! Krista continues to sob as if she's lost a loved one, tears rolling down her cheeks, but the raised palm of Heavy D makes her pin her legs behind her head just like a good slut should. HEAVY D There's no crying in whoring! No there isn't! With no sympathy for the trashy bimbo, Heavy D plows right into her snatch. Krista cries out in agony and weeps some more. So we do see there is crying in whoring. But the tears turn Heavy D on more, and he fucks the broken skank even harder, making she knows her state of anguish and depravity is all due to him! She puts on a stern face for a moment... But then Heavy D says... HEAVY D Say my name, bitch! KRISTA Heavy D! Heavy D! Heavy D! Heavy D! Krista can't say it anymore and sobs and sobs, and orgasms and orgasms, pushed beyond the limits of rape and pleasure, not wanting to enjoy her sexual torture but to big of a dumb whore not to. She's such a stupid bitch she can't even control her moans during her own rape. The idiot can't even limit them during her tears. Turly she is the queen of all sluts! COACH Daaaaaamn these bitches been taking the dick for a long ass time and the big boys got plenty left to give em! Not that I'm complaining! RENEE I am! You can't slap them around and abuse them, it's just supposed to be sex. This is horrible! HEAVY D I want to use your skull as a fleshlight. What do you think about that? Wait, I don't give a shit what your dumb ass thinks about that! Let's get to it, dumb fuck! The middle aged woman after all her achivements in fitness, wrestling, and media is just a piece of tits and ass who's long dick sucking lips are only worth what they can do on Heavy D's dick! No one cares what she has to say anymore, we're just rubbing our dicks as Heavy D forces the giant whore to her knees and pries her mouth open himself. HEAVY D Open wide, idiot! The bimbo's entire gullet is overhwlemed with the nasty taste of Heavy D's huge member, and her nose is filled with his disgusting sweaty musk. His fat hands clamp down on her sides with such intensity it sends her head ringing. She can't even calm these bells before Heavy D starts forcing her head back and forth! There's resistance offered by the babe, but it means nothing in the face of his incredible strength and incredible desire to user her stomach to house his sperm! Krista's head is slammed around in ways that cause her incredible pain. Pain she can't escape from, and pain that's shared by her jaw which is expanded to near breaking point by obese schlong of the obese grappler! Gobs of semen spew down her throat and crash into her stomach, so much spunk that she herself thinks she could grow obese just from the splooge! HEAVY D Hahahahaa! That's it, I may flip burgers but I serve a good pale ale! Meanwhile her phat ass professional ho of a daughter is backed against the punching bag and looking like a prime rib for Jumbo. Which makes sense, because what is Jade but a prime piece of ass for us to fuck and jerk off over! If your dick isn't in your hand over her getting repeatedly raped, you've got a problem. And Jumbo has a problem with his dick not being in one of her holes. JADE Wait, wait, wait, time out! Let's take a time out! JUMBO Huh? JADE I'll give you a hand job every HeldDOWN if you let me go! That's pretty enticing offer! I mean I'd take it, a handie every week from Jade. But Jumbo's thinking big on this big bottom whore and he's thinking he can get her to give him whatever whenever! JUMBO Ain't a give her, lady! It's me taking whatever I want from that fine phat ass when I want! Now get over her! JADE Aiiieeeeee, mommmy help me! Mommy is still bent up and crying like a weak bitch, so Jumbo has no trouble whatsoever in bending Jade over like the dirty skank she's been proven to be. JUMBO If yer mama was next to us, I'd finger her up her asshole while I fuck yer cunt! JADE Aiieeeeee no! JUMBO I'm tried of this whining. Get on up! Like mother like daughter as tears leak out of Jade's eye sockets, she can't even mentally prepare herself. The raging hard on of Jumbo rips right into her tight wet snatch, and instantly he crashes into her like 400+ pound lightening bolts. The giant savagely rapes the big booty bitch, holding her in place and taking full dominant control of her! No, Jade has no place to go, no escape to look forward to and no rescue on the horizon! She is fully the broken, worthless whore of Jumbo and simply present to service his monstrous cock! The whore pig whimpers and whines, but nobody gives a damn, we're all too busy beating off to her getting brutally raped and abused some more, loving her getting filled with dick and sperm, hoping this gangrape will never end! JADE Noooooo, this is horrible! I can't go much longer! JUMBO You're gonna get my dick every day! RENEE Those aren't the rules! Jumbo hurries the helpless PAWG to a fully standing position, which Jade mistakes for being able to go. Sadly, that's like the exact opposite of what she can do as Jumbo tightens his arm across her neck, choking the big bottom ho! Speaking of that big bottom, Jumbo's XXXL dick goes from her pussy all the way up her shit hole! JADE AAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!! ARGGGHHH! ACCCCKKKK! JADE Urrgggggh! RENEE Let her go! You've already came in her! Jade continues to gurgle, her airway being choked relentlessly by Jumbo. She almost hopes she slips out of conscious to escape this nightmare, but no luck comes. She stays awake to live through repeated bursts of sperm nesting in her asshole and this huge jerk refusing to pull his super sized meat out! Her suffering is all our gain, as plenty continue to stroke their pocket rockets to her embarrassing anal rape. But she's lucky to stay conscious as this narrator, might take her limp body up on a throat fuck otherwise! RENEE The Duncans have been totally broken! I'm scared for them! There's plenty to be fearful of for Maya, who maybe we'll just call Cum Dumpster. You see Cum Dumpster's very face is soaked in cum, of course, I mean what else is gonna be on it? And Deuce is positioned behind her, plowing into her well worn, well fucked slut hole! Maya whimpers and whines, as if a Cum Dumpster like her should be aspiring to something else besides getting fucked in all manner of different positions? Does this dumb skank think she should be solving astro physics or something? I mean after all the effort it took for her to become a filthy teenage whore, you think she'd be thankful her hard work and dedication would be paying off! Instead she just wants to whine about being a Cum Dumpster! MAYA Please, Mister, it hurts! My little pussy can't take any more of your big huge penis! DEUCE Bitch, I don't give a fuck! If your pussy can't take anymore, then your ass can take a whole bunch of my big dick and a whole bunch of my cum! MAYA Oh no! Mister, no, please! After climbing up the cum drenched ladder is this really how this huge whore is gonna go out? Dominated by the leader of the burger people? It looks like it, as the brainless bitch is pushed down onto the table by Deuce and reduced to a worthless inflatable fuck doll. Well, the plastic surgeon did do a good job on her fake tits, if only he could have given her a brain so she wouldn't be a mumbling idiot skank. MAYA Urrrggghh, aaaahhhh, mmmmnnllldldld, nuuurrrrgggh. The brainless whore is so stupid she can’t even speak straight while getting stuffed full of dick! MAYA Urrrghh, mmmgghhb, nnrrggghh. See? She might as well be a blowup doll at this point! After all the dick she’s taken, you’d think talking and fucking would be an easy job. Not for this cum dumpster, apparently getting fucked and talking is akin to rocket science for this moron! But wait! While the rest of us may be stroking our poles to her misery someone is actually taking pity on her suffering! That someone is.....WARTHOG?! The snorting grappler has seen enough and comes off and grabs his leader by the arm. DEUCE What the fuck are you doing, Wendy?! WARTHOG You got five seconds to get your dick out my woman. DEUCE Your woman? WARTHOG One...five. POW! Warthog knocks Deuce out cold with a hard shot! "YYYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Oh my gosh! Warthog with the play of the day! Way to go! COACH Way to go?! Who the hell turns on your boy in a gangrape?! RENEE A good guy that's who! Maya falls into Warthog's arms and looks at him lovingly! Adoringly! Girlfriendingly! MAYA My hero! WARTHOG My woman! MAYA My bae! "YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" COACH This dude simpin in a match designed to be the anti-simpin! RENEE I think it's a great story. Finally something good came of this match. COACH Man, my penis just went soft. Carl is sizing up Queen Esther and is ready for another go around with the poor queenie! Thus he moseys on over to her as Heavy D releases her and flashes a truly devlish smile! CARL This doesn't change anything. Slaughterhouse is still dominant over ya'll whores. Now, I think its time for me and you to get ourselves more accquianted! QUEEN ESTHER No! Please no! CARL Please no? I think please yes. You're all mine. Now on your knees, and take a taste of my fine asshole. Hheheheheh. Carl turns his back to his Esther, and spreads his cheeks right for her to shove her face into. Naturally the good girl is horrified at what she see, this goes beyond the pale to the terrible. To the mind bendingly cruel. RENEE No! Esther! Don't make her do it! CARL Now hurry up, I ain't got all day. I want it in my ass. Oh Carl gets it in his ass alright. Queen Esther with no other options, nothing to resort to but this, no play to make but this one bit of savagery rams her whole fist up his asshole! CARL AHSHDWIEFHESIGFWEIGFIWGHHEIGFHIE! CROWD RENEE OH MY GOSH! COACH My nigga getting FUCKED UP! CARL AEJGEWIGIGEWOG! Is there no greater pain? I think not. Is there no greater humiliation? I think not. Is there no more worthy reason to kill one's self? I think not! This anal fisting may well be the end of Carl MacDonald! CARL TAKE IT OUT! TAKE IT OUT! QUEEN ESTHER I shall never! Not unless you submit! CARL Bu...bu...bu... QUEEN ESTHER I still have inches to go! CARL I submit! I submit! Good lord I submit! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winners....THE DUNCAN FAMILY! "YYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Holy crap! Talk about a come from behind victory! hahahahaha! COACH Not funny! Do you see what she did?! She took his manhood! She took all of Slaughterhouse's manhood! The rest of the Duncan clan along with Warthog even rushes over to give Esther a big hug, well except for Maya. MAYA Do you know where that hand has been! ALL RENEE They held out, they endured brutal sex, and the Duncans have again came out on top of Slaughterhouse! I bet no one could have seen that coming. COACH They saw a lot coming, but sure as hell not that. The Queen is paraded about the ring by the Duncans and Warthog and hailed for her ingenuity as the fans join in in cheering their greatness and hotness. AnalMaster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted November 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Appearing on stage is the fantastical sight that wows the NoCal crowd of a giant golden fist. The fist sparkles marvelously in the night under the heavy colors of the stadium and stage. COACH This nigga raising that fist to fight. Cue:: Blood Brother by Zed's Dead, Dislord and Raja Lee Years go, limit some once fast Swallowing the past Making something last I've seen you at your lowest of low Watching your demons grow Struggle you won't show Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me The fist unfurls bringing its fingers reaching toward the stars. Sitting inside the hand all along are two people who wish to reach well beyond the stars, well beyond their destiny and make their own fates. Yes they are Sammi Cayley in see through golden mini dress to match the hand, and Blaine wearing his trench coat and white pants with floral ivy print. The twins smile to each other and jump from the hand, taking a true leap of faith! BUFFER Being accompanied by The Lioness SAMMI CAYLEY…he hails from New York City by way of Beaumaris Castle, Wales…he is THE LION…BLAINE CAYYLLLEEYY!!!! “HEAR HIM ROAR! HEAR HIM ROAR! HEAR HIM ROAR!” the fans chant Blaine and Sammi are locked hand and hand, with their grip tighter than ever before. Sammi smiles slightly to the fans but is choked by her nerves, whereas Blaine combats butterflies by staring straight ahead at the ring. RENEE Blaine survived a bounty, cane back from a concussion, rescued Sofi, fought back against Glass and that's just in a few months! But how much do he and Sammi have left? COACH Nothing! This nigga gotta have ptsd by now. This is the end of the line. Maybe I got plans for you And you take care of me My blood brother, fight for me Maybe I got plans for you That you cannot see My blood brother, fight for me Fight for me Fight for me Blaine holds the ropes open for Sammi who comes in with another small smile for the fans. Behind her comes Blaine, who takes in a biiiiiig breath before running his hands through his hair and awaiting Tyler. The stadium goes dark. COACH Hold me! RENNE Get off me! TONY BRANNIGAN (VO) Does he have the charisma to be the guy? TODD CORTEZ (VO) He's a good hand, but he's not the guy, you know. DAN BLACK (vo) I personally feel his ceiling is US champion if that. SOME GUY (vo) He's a tag wrestler. Bottom line. TONY BRANNIGAN (vo) Someguys ain't top guys. That's just Tyler. He’s a midcarder for life. LORELEI (vo) Is that right? Give it to me, give it to me! The word TREMENDOUS is spelled out in huge white letters that dominate the stage that let you know the type of legendary experience that is about to run through you and maybe Blaine. As rising up plays harder and louder, Tyler explodes through the middle, leading world heavyweight title first and with a mighty scream of triumph that has to be heard by everyone watching at home. They know this man is 1-0 tonight, and they're hearing the confidence to go two and 0! Right next to him comes the mastermind behind all Tyler’s glory, Lorelei DeCenzo! Lorelei basks in another mainevent and shows off her busty figure in a nude sheet open leg gown with mermaid print. BUFFER Now making his way to the ring being accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO “THE CHAMPION MAKER” and the woman forever known as “THE MONEY HONEY” he fights out of Gross Pointe, Michigan, he is a former world heavyweight tag team champion and YOUR reigning and defending HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD…”THE SERIAL THRILLER” TTTTYYYLLLEEERR BBBBRRYYYAAANNNT! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOO” The cocksure champion attaches his belt across the waist of white tights adorned with orange and blue crosses, then tosses his fist into the air. Fist raised, sunglasses on fleek, the champion and the champion maker stroll to the ring for a clean sweep. RENEE He looks fresh. But how fresh is he? COACH Only he knows. Who would be ready to after fighting Tony Brannigan? TB is one of the toughest dudes we got and he gave Tyler that work. He ain't at no 90% I know that. Inside the ring the powerful duo take center stage, Blaine watching it all with steely eyes. He actually smirks as Lorelei drops to her knees like she's about to inhale Tyler’s man meat but instead takes off the belt and foists it into the air. “BBBBBBOOOOOOO!” RENEE Like him or not he is the longest reigning world champion in our history. If Tony Brannigan couldn't beat him can a still recovering Blaine do it? Hebner calls the youngsters together to go over the rules, as if they'll actually be followed. And both of them let him know they have no intention of holding to the rule book. Not tonight. Not any night! DING DING DING Blaine and Tyler go right at each other throwing bombs that far out weigh their lighter size! RENEE It's already lit! Tyler is in distress as Blaine's blows beat him down to the ground and leave him grimacing in pain. BLAINE Oh, that look! Blaine gets more of that look he loves as he launches The Serial Thriller over the ropes! The champ somehow comes down on his flashy boots and takes no breaks as he swipes Blaine's legs out from under him. LORELEI Yes! Blaine is forced into a front facelock by the champ and should be getting suplexed. But The Lion shows his might by flipping Tyler over with his own suplex! SAMMI (Mocking Lorelei) Yes! LORELEI Bitch! The boys fight with insults and fists as they're back to duking it out this time in front of the front row fans. Tyler doesn't want to get beat down again and whips Blaine into the timekeeper area. Blaine braces for his impact and damage is limited. That's why he can raise a boot to try and avert Tyler's charge. What he didn't he expect was for the longest reigning champ in history to catch his foot and dragon whip him over! RENEE Oh no! That might have done a lot of damage to Blaine's knee. Tyler pushes Blaine over the guardrail and follows into the expanse of concrete and equipment with a slick smile on his face. COACH Champ cooking now. Let's see if Blaine likes THAT look. Blaine gets up and starts wailing away at Tyler, with all of San Fran cheering him on. But it's not enough as the former tag champ rams him back first into an equipment box. RENEE I mean we have to give it up to Tyler, for a guy who fought in a war with Tony Brannigan he's still on his A game. The Gross Pointe native pushes Blaine atop the box, joining him in short order. Blaine struggles and fights but can't stop Tyler from forcing him into a standing head scissors that fills Sammi and all of San Fran with overwhelming dread. So much so that Sammi is trying to get to Blaine's locale. LORELEI Ha! RENEE Tyler, stop! He's already had one concussion too many! At perhaps the very last moment Tyler is upended with a heaving back body and sent flying off the box! RENEE Onto the concrete! Tyler hollers and hollers in agony, more than just has prior match taking its toll upon him. Above the champ, Blaine stands tall and proud, wind swaying his golden locks. "LETS GO BLAINE! LETS GO BLAINE! LETS GO BLAINE!" After coming back to the ground, the challenger breathes easy then settles himself back into the fight. A fistful of Tyler's gelled hair helps him guide the champ along until he tosses h back to ring side. COACH This ain't how his second world title defense was supposed to go. Tyler staggers upright, only his sunglasses remaining intact of his pre match plans. RENEE Ya know maybe you shouldn't wear glasses at night. Blaine hops onto the French announce desk in tribute to Sophie then brings hell to Tyler's world by crashing his white boots into his nose with a dropkick! Again Tyler wails in pain as he lays on the mat and sees his title slip away. "LION! LION! LION!" The audience sings as the fans in the front pat Blaine on his muscular back. BLAINE Now, now, be gentle, this lion bites. Lorelei offers heapings of advice to her client which gave him carry his slender and sexy body into the ring. Meanwhile beneath the NoCal sky the Welshman elevates himself to the top turnbuckle. The challenger blows a condescending kiss to the champion then sails through the night with an axe handle! It's an axe handle that fails as the champion counters by dropkicking Blaine in his leg on the way down! LORELEI Strike now! Strike Tyler does roaring off the ropes and blasting the blonde with a thunderous shining enziguiri! "OOOOOHHHHHH!" COACH Steph Curry With Da Shot! RENEE Not to Blaine's head! A cover... ONE! TWO A kick out! "HEAR HIM ROAR! HIM ROAR! HIM ROAR!" TYLER Hear him roar, see me win! "BBBBOOOOOOO!" Tyler takes to the ropes, flashy boots carrying him at full speed to a rising Blaine. The champion leaps into a crossbody, a text book one at that. Yet it does him zero good as Blaine catches him in his arms and uses previously unseen strength to shift him into a power bomb set up! LORELEI Fight out! Please, fight out! There's no hope for the world champion as Blaine damn nears shatters his spine with a brutal buckle bomb! "OOOOOHHHHHH!" Agony is written all across Tyler's handsome face as he's pinned near the ropes... ONE! TWO! LORELEI PUTS TYLER's FOOT ON THE ROPES! "BBBBBOOOOOO!" RENEE The champion maker is the champion saver! Sammi has plenty to be mad about but keeps her upper class composure and just digs her fingers into the mat and mouth words of encouragement to twin bro. COACH This thing is as much a match between Sammi and Lorelei as it is between Tyler and Blaine. At the urgent behest of a hand waving Lorelei, Tyler carries himself and his losing momentum to the outside. FRONT ROW FAN THIS SHOULD BE SHAYNE's MAINEVENT ! That dig, that insult is the biggest disrespect Tyler can think of! It's so great that it causes Tyler to lose track of Blaine until Cayley is smashing into him with a somersault plancha! The fans are crazy with delight and the Welsh contingent begins singing their national anthem! RENEE Sammi and Blaine were raised in NYC but they were born in the great castles of Wales. Blaine is feeling it from the fans, his sister and his own energy as he returns to the ring. The world title is in his grasp and he knows it. And with that energy he rushes forward like a bullet and attacks Tyler with a suicide dive that has Lorelei at her wits end! RENEE Blaine is taking total control of AngleMania! Tyler is weak and broken and has no defense for The Lion dragging him about ringside and smashing his face into the French announce desk! BLAINE Excuez-moi, S'il vous plait. The French announce team does scatter allowing Blaine to rip up the monitors and wires. With a smooth grin on his face, the challenger brings the champion with him atop the table to great cheers from the Cali crowd. BLAINE Oh am I feeling wicked tonight! Blaine has a big move planned but can't execute even the start as Tyler smashes him in the head with an elbow! The challenger is coughing and wheezing and soon suffers horrible misery through a Samoan drop through the table! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" RENEE I can't believe he did that! COACH That could have hurt Tyler just as much as Blaine. Indeed both men lie pained on the wreckage with their valets and the referee hovering over them to check their battered condition. RENEE I dunno. with Blaine's lingering concussion I still think he got the worst of it. COACH You might be right, babygirl. Plus, he took that shot to the head before the Samoan drop. Though visibly hurt and limping, Tyler finds his way to the time keeper and retrieves a steel chair. He holds it up like a great sword which has the fans fully blasting him with heel heat, and they're even angrier to see him bash Blaine's head with a one man con chair to! "BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE Oh no! Blaine screams out in agony, a shout so loud you could hear it San Jose. Sammi looks to be on the verge of tears, which entertains Lorelei, but both she and The Serial Thriller know not to count their chickens before they hatch. RENEE That was just disgusting. I can't believe Tyler did that. The World Champion snatches Blaine by his golden hair and forces him into a front facelock. There's zero struggle from the challenger and Tyler just grins as he dives back and DDTs Blaine onto the ring mats! TYLER What a time to be alive! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The limp corpse of the Welshman is shoved into the ring by the champion, who then ascends to the top turnbuckle. Tyler raises his fist in triumph then leaps off to drop an elbow onto Blaine! A cover.... ONE! TWO! A kickout! "LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE!" Tyler brushes off the crowd and then hits the ropes, coming back to hit a leaping Styles style knee drop onto Blaine's ailing head! Another cover... ONE~! TWO~! A shoulder up! "LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE!" Tyler shushes the crowd, which doesn't exactly work, and climbs to the top tunrbuckle where he unleashes the Top Ten Trend of a blizzard of ten straight punches. TYLER (lifting up sunglasses) I'm looking, and all I see is CTE in your future, Blaine! RENEE Disgusting! Blaine gets plenty of motivation from that hurtful comment and surprises Tyler with an inverted atomic drop! Tyler is more shocked about his failures than hurt, but pain certainly does come as Blaine latches onto him and proceeds to punish him with an STO into the turnbuckle posts! Both men are now on the mat, groaning in pain with Tyler's glasses cracked from the impact! "FUCK YOU, TYLER! FUCK YOU, TYLER! FUCK YOU, TYLER!" Blaine breathes heavily and fights blurred vision to yank Tyler upright. There the two men trade knife edge chops until Blaine suddenly takes out the champ's legs and looks for a... RENEE Liontamer! But Tyler uses every once of strength in his legs to hurl Blaine away from him. The champ dusts off his white tights then comes at his challenger with raised forearm, only to get smacked with a spinning boot to the gut by Blaine. COACH Blaine working that d. Pause. Tyler stumbles upright with no read on his foe and that gets his arms and back tangled up by Blaine. Lorelei shouts instructions for an escape but Tyler can't manage it and he's destroyed by a crowd thrilling veretebtreaker! RENEE Bittersweet Romance! Blaine crawls to the corner and uses the ropes to make a painstaking journey not just upright but to the top buckle as well. The Welshman stops to clean out the many cobwebs in his head, which give Tyler just enough time to recover. LORELEI Take him out! Said and done as Tyler dives forward and crotches Blaine on the ropes! As the Cali crowd jeers Tyler leans against the ropes and takes the rest he's been needing all night. RENEE That Tony Brannigan match might really be catching up with Tyler. Even so, Tyler grits his teeth and climbs to the top turnbuckle with Blaine. There at the height of their ring and the height of their careers the two men exchange blows, and it's Tyler who wins out with head shots. Then he wins big by flipping Blaine across the ring with a Frankensteiner! COACH Got energy for that one though! A cover... ONE! TWO! Kickout! The end is near according to Tyler. His title will be retained and Blaine will be humbled and it will happen in style as Tyler warms up the band! "BBBBBOOOOOOOO!" Tyler flashes his pearly whites and waves Blaine on. Once the challenger stands, the Michigan native unleashes a super kick! A super kick that Blaine narrowly ducks! And Tyler can't duck the superkick Blaine pummels him with! "YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAA!" RENEE Just like that, Blaine turned it around! But Blaine drops to his knees and holds his head down, only his flowing blond hair able to shield the exhaustion that's spelled across his face. "FIGHT, CAYLEY! FIGHT, CAYLEY! FIGHT, CAYLEY!" The fans sing with Sammi rooting them on! COACH Ya'll gonna get this man brain damage, he needs to stay down. Tyler is feeling the wear and tear of two physical mainevents but can't let himself come to grips with a world where Blaine is his better. That's why he gets up first and runs at Blaine with his famous shining wizard attack! But Blaine rolls through the attack and comes up with both legs in the deadly Liontamer!!!! "YYYYYEEEEAAAAA!" COACH Dude might be brain damaged but he got his sights on the belt! Tyler is screaming in agony, his face red with rage and fear as pain splits in horrible waves across his body! "TAP! TAP! TAP!" The Cali crowd urges. But Tyler tries his damndest to reach the ropes, tries with everything inside him. RENEE Everything Tyler has built is now at the mercy of The Lion! Tyler can't stand the thought of losing to Blaine, but he certainly can't stand the pain for much longer! And he need not have to as THE FLEX arrives right when needed to boot Blaine in the head and knock him off Tyler! "BBBBOOOOOOO! LORELEI Brilliant, timing, FLEX! Sammi gets on the ring apron and voices a deluge of complaints, but what can the official actually do to the monster? THE FLEX FLEX SMASH! "BBBBBOOOOOO!" RENEE This makes me sick! COACH Gotta win, baby girl, gotta win. RENEE But like this? No way! THE FLEX forces Blaine into the corner and proceeds to wail away at him with repeated punches to Blaine's already injured head. Blaine is in horrible pain and is blacking out, but FLEX will not stop. COACH Aight, maybe this big big nigga doing too much. FLEX drags Blaine to the center of the ring and presses him high into the air, ready to toss him out the ring and toss his dreams away. Yet even a golden knight has his own hero and Blaine's is Tony Brannigan who bashes FLEX in the back with a chair! "TONY! TONY! TONY! RENEE Awesome, TB! Awesome! LORELEI Damn it! Brannigan brings unholy hell to FLEX by bashing him in the back over and over again with the chair! As the fans chant his name, The Body chases a retreating FLEX up the entrance ramp with lethal chair strikes! RENEE The odds are officially evened! COACH But Blaine is done. That may well be true as Blaine struggles to stand and when he does he begins coughing up blood. SAMMI Oh, Blaine. Superkick by Tyler! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOO!" RENEE No! Blaine drops like he was hit with a 12 gauge but that's not enough for The Serial Thriller. Tyler rips Blaine off the mat and forces him onto his shoulders. With the crowd drowning in despair, the world champion seals his second defense of the evening by spinning Blaine out and hitting a tko! "BBBBOOOOOOO!" RENEE 0 to 100! LORELEI We have done it! We are victors! Yes they are, the dejected crowd and a heart broken Sammi watch Blaine get pinned... ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! NOOOOO! BLAINE BRINGS HIS SHOULDER UP! RENEE Oh my god! COACH What's this man made out of?! "BLAINE FOREVER! BLAINE FOREVER! BLAINE FOREVER!" The fans sing, on their feet and some with tears of joy in their eyes. Tyler rolls over onto his stomach, burying his face into the sweat stained mat. Even so his cries of anguish are audible and pierce the roar of the crowd. So loud is his yelling that he can't even hear Lorelei begging him to focus. RENEE How much deeper do these two have to dig? What do they have left? COACH They can't have much. One is concussed and one is on fumes. Lorelei tries to force the world title into the ring, which Tyler is eager to accept. But Sammi won't let her brother and lover suffer anymore and rips the title out of Lorelei's hands! "YYYYYYEEEAAAAA!" Tyler sees this as a further assault against his legacy and will tolerate no more! Thus he reaches over the ropes and grabs Sammi by her coffee colored locks! BLAINE Oh, Sammi, you should let me get a taste. Cruel Intentions II on Tyler!!! "YYYYYEEEAAAAA!" COVER! CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! NO! LORELEI PUTS TYLER's FOOT ON THE ROPES! "BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!" RENEE I agree! What's next? The 2017 Hall of Fame class running in on behalf of Tyler? Blaine scowls at Lorelei through strands of sweat soaked golden hair. But Sammi urges her brother not to let Lorelei be his downfall and he knows he must listen and listen he does. He pulls Tyler off the mat, slowly but he still does it. Unfortunately the champ rips his hands apart and swings around him to take him down with a crucifix pin! RENEE Tyler's big pin! ONE! TWO! Blaine rolls all the way through carrying Tyler with him in a standing firemans carry! COACH Didn't know that man had that strength! All it is is a display of might as Tyler rolls down for a victory roll! ONE! TWO!! BLAINE REVERSES IT INTO A LIONTAMER! "YYYYEEEAAAAAA!!" RENEE It's in! Totally locked in! Tyler is in his own personal hell. There's no crowd. No Lorelei. No Sammi. Just he, Blaine, the fleeting hopes he held for his legacy and the crippling pain that terrorizes his back. "TAP! TAP! TAP!" The Lion sees more gold beyond the strands of his blond hair, he can see the world heavyweight championship resting on Sammi's shoulder and he knows he's but a slap of the mat away from owning his dream. RENEE Everything these two have fought over is coming down to this moment! To this Liontamer! Turning on Shayne, turning on Krista, breaking Jade's heart, destroying his connection with the fans; it has led to untold glory and now untold misery. Humiliation. Embarrassment. Failure. Defeat. "TAP! TAP! TAP!" The fans in San Fran and across the globe are screaming at the top of their lungs! But he can't tap not with Lorelei in the ring holding onto his arm with both hands! COACH Woman be desperate! Lorelei's plan is a futile one for Sammi has zero trouble in dragging her away, and as Lorelei slides out the ring in panic Tyler's legacy does the same and he taps out! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner and claiming his first OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP...THE LION...MISTER MONEY IN THE BANK...BLAINE CAYLEYYYY! "YYYYYEEEEAAAAA!" The crowd roars, a deafening shout that's mimicked in living rooms, basements and bars world wide. But for Blaine this is a truly familial moment, him cradling his title like a new born babe and his sister cradling his head as unabashed tears of joy pour down her cheeks and soak his blond hair. RENEE King of the jungle! Blaine finally rises off his feet and when he does, he comes forth with a roar that can shake the foundation of mountains. He holds his title into the air and lets the crowd marvel over it as they sing his name and hail his greatness. COACH A concussion is supposed to end your career but this nigga took it to a whole new level. Props to him, props to Sammi and props to Sophie for staying tough and setting this match up. RENEE Yeah, definitely lots of respect for Sophie. Who happens to be applauding from the owner's box while Glass sits with arms folded and Effie tries to console her. There's no consolation for Lorelei who holds her head low and demands the cameras leave her and Tyler alone as the ex champ is helped backstage by officials. RENEE You get exactly deserve in this life and those two deserve to walk out of AngleMania with nothing! Inside the celebration continues. Pyro going off, confetti and balloons falling. RENEE On behalf of everyone in the OAOAST, we hope you’ve enjoyed AngleMania. And a special thank you to ALL who have ever worked this big event. You are the reason the OAOAST’s been putting smiles on people’s faces for over 15 years! © 2017 OAOAST Entertainment AnalMaster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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