Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Before the show actually starts, a bikini clad Krista gives us a proper warning! TV M L, V, N, SSCPRESENTED IN OAOASTHD* DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA *Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid's shock and delight.THE OAOAST... WHAT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD IS READING~! BOOM!BOOM!BOOM! B O O M SLUTTYMANIA 3: OPEN WIDER~! We pan around the sold out crowd before swooping over to Renee and Da Coach at Sofa Central, and Renee is looking rrriiiiiiigggghhht! COACH Bae! RENEE We are bringing you the sluttiest party in the world live from Los Angeles, California! Its SluttyMania 3, Open Wider! COACH Yo, no show spikes OAOAST Network subs like SluttyMania. If you're new to this you're about to find out why! RENEE Let's do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 God save the prom queen Teenage daydream Just another dressed up heartbreak God save the prom queen Only eighteen Turned her tears to diamonds in her crown Prom Queen by Molly Kate Ketsner rolls into the arena, bringing the fans to their feet so they can jeer in earnest and also witness the deluge of red smoke the engulfs the entry way. Truly a grand sight worthy of the sluttiest show of them all! Part of the red smoke parts way and inside stands this incredible girl.... BUFFER The following contest is schedule for one fall! Now making her way to the ring, being accompanied by EFFIE REESE, from Ann Arbor, Michigan, she is...GLLASSSSSS JULLLIIETTTTT! Effie rushes to be by Glass' side and is warmly welcome with a hug and a kiss that would make people awwww if these two weren't horrible killers! RENEE Glass Juliet was TMW Hotties Champion for over a year, now she's assumed a GM spot that no one hired her for, and now she's booked herself at SluttyMania for her first main roster match against her sudden rival Bobbi. COACH Juliet's shown she's a big match performer, Renne, so she's gotta book herself in a big match. And Bobbi is out here questioning her authority. RENEE She has no authority! There's a bit of a problem, my amigos, as Effie enters the ring and takes the microphone from a stunned Buffer. EFFIE Hello, everyone! "BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" EFFIE I would like to correct Professor Buffer's problematic announcement. So here we go! Now in the ring, from the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, she is the HELDDOWN GENERAL MANAGER, THE PRIDE OF THE ANN ARBOR, "THE LADY WOLVERINE" GLASSSSS JULLLIIIIETTTTT! THANK YOU! GLASS JULIET "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!" It looks like Effie has more to say but she's suddenly cut off by thundering bolts of lightening that scare the easily scared crowd, and then a booming explosion that engulfs the entirety of the entry way! Ashes, ashes, dust to dust, and It doesn't hurt enough yet, does it, does it? I'm gonna make you feel it Gonna make you want it Ashes, ashes, we all fall down Half of you's still underground I'm gonna make you feel it Gonna make you want it Don't you want to feel something in those heavy little veins of yours? Clock's ticking now, get your body off the floor This is your addiction, so you can play the victim But you can't make me play along Oh oh oh, fight back your demons Don't let them take you down, down Oh oh oh, scream like you mean it Make me believe you now, now Standing in front of the remnants of her lethal pyro is Bobbi Cheesecake, holding a purple rose within her mouth yet managing to smile at the incredible roar of the Staples Center and its pulsating energy that's all for her. BUFFER And her opponent, representing SUNRISE, she hails from Seatlle, Washington, "ASSCALE" BOBBI CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Bobbi is so brave, Coach. She's in the forefront of standing up to Glass Juliet, and helped Blaine and Sammi, unlike her cowardly uncle and Alexander. COACH Blondie and Alexander know where their bread is buttered, just like Tyler and Lorelei and FLEX. Bobbi's the spaz going against the winds of change. If she wasn't hot I'd tell Juli to fire her ass. Bobbi finds a handsome man in Tony Brannigan cosplay and presents him with her purple rose and gives him a quick peck on the cheek. She then dives into the ring to face maybe her toughest opponent yet! DING DING DING Glass shoves Bobbi in the chest, knocking her all the way to the ropes! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!" BOBBI I've been in the ring longer than you, don't think you can stop me so easily! Bobbi rumbles back and decks Glass with a lariat, then comes off the ropes and decks her again! Glass hops upright as mighty vampires are wont to do, but mighty Bobbi strikes and lariats her over the ropes! "YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Effie helps Glass up to her feet as any good BFF would do. Sadly Effie lifts them both up into Bobbi's line of fire and they get smoked with a senton plancha! "YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Bobbi has come out firing on all cylinders! BOBBI Are you okay? Miss "General manager?" GLASS JULIET Effie! Effie! EFFIE I didn't mean to get you hurt and insulted! GLASS JULIET Take responsibility or I'll gently finger you! EFFIE Oh no! Stop the tasteless comments and focus. Well that focus of Glass' gets a bit screwy as Bobbi punches her dead in between the eyes! Pained and blinded for a few moments, Glass rolls into the safety of the squared circle. Of course there's no safety in an OAOAST ring as Bobbi makes her find out by hitting her in the face with a springboard axe handle! The cover... ONE! Glass with an easy kickout! COACH Looking good with that vampire recovery. Glass Juliet tries to pull referee Charles Robinson in front of her, but Bobbi ain't about to let her get any breaks. As such Asscake snatches her up and puts her in the most enticing of bear hugs! "YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE A meeting of the melons! Even as a vampire, Juli doesn't want her chest crushed and so uses a wave of headbutts to shock the Staples Center and get free of Bobbi's hold. With a shocking recovery, Bobbi starts throwing kicks to Glass' legs. Those blows land heavy but in the end Juliet catches onto Bobbi's leg then frustrates and hurts her with a rolling leg breaker! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE The former TMW Hotties Champ calls that Punishment Time! COACH That's exactly what is from Bobbi. The self appointed GM and mascot of the OAOAST sits atop the second rope, salutes a very disrespectful crowd and then drops the bomb on Bobbi with a splash into a lateral press... ONE! TWO! A kickout! COACH Juli didn't have the legs hooked at all, which ain't good. Can't underestimate Spazcake. Bobbi is thrown into the ropes, and on her return Glass throws her damn near to the scoreboard with a wild flapjack. Bobbi lands hard on her stomach and groans in pain, but quickly stifles them to not show any weakness. "LET'S GO BOBBI! LET'S GO BOBBI! LET'S GO BOBBI" The LA fans show their support. The cute psycopath climbs to the top rope, plenty worry in plenty of hearts of the sold out crowd. They have every reason to worry as Glass flies off the top rope and hammers Bobbi with a powerful kneedrop right to the head! RENEE Glass has won a few matches with that move, but can it be Bobbi? Let's find out... ONE! TWO! Bobbi with another kickout! "LET'S GO BOBBI! LET'S GO BOBBI! LET'S GO BOBBI" EFFIE Ugh...so sad...my chest hurts. GLASS JULIET Hey, don't go counting me out just yet! Otherwise, I'll role the dice and based on the result, I'll give you a sex change that many times! EFFIE Oh no Glass pulls Bobbi upright and muscles her into the ropes, and there she unloads a torrent of crushing forearms into Bobbi's face. COACH Better get free, Spazcake. Glass leaves Bobbi tangled up in the ropes, and rushes to the opposite cables herself. The vampire comes back flying with a crossbody...a crossbody that goes disastrously awry as Bobbi clotheslines her out the air! Glass has to gather herself and her wits after that move and crawls to the corner, fuming. Letting out a war cry, Bobbi charges in, only to get flipped over the ropes by Glass! The fans are quite pleased to see the Settle native come down her purple heels and then take one of them and kick Glass in the head! RENEE Awesome, Bobbi! Bobbi enters the ring once more but gets elbowed repeatedly in the face by a recovered Juliet. Now that she's got Bobbi nice and weak, the UofM cheerleader pushes herself to the top rope. That doesn't work in her favor though as Bobbi jumps up and boots her in the face, causing her to crotch herself on the ropes! After that Bobbi grabs Glass, folds her up and as Effie shrieks hits her with a muscle buster!!!!!!!!! "YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE The Power of Friendship! COACH What a dumb name. And a cover... ONE! TWO! Kickout! "LET'S GO BOBBI! LET'S GO BOBBI! LET'S GO BOBBI" RENEE The Galaxy can feel it, and they're willing Bobbi on! COACH They should have respect for the best authority figure we've had since Abe Vigoda. Bobbi charges towards the ropes and uses them as a launching pad for an asai moonsault! There's a problem as Glass rolls out of the way! But that problem is soon corrected as Bobbi lands on her feet and returns to the attack by clobbering Glass with a lariat! The cover... ONE! TWO! Kickout again! Bobbi yanks Glass upright and stashes her into a back suplex setup. A procession of elbows from Juli end that effort and have Bobbi staggering on her feet. That's just enough for Juli to toss her into the corner. When Juli dashes forward, though, Bobbi greets her with a discus punch! Acting fast, Asscake shoots Juli into the opposite corner. But when she rushes at her, Glass again manages to toss her upwards with Bobbi having to grab onto the ropes for safety's sake. Safety's sake disappoints as on the way down Glass hammers her with a lung blower! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Yo that bitch hit it! Cover... ONE! TWO! Bobbi with the kickout! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Way to fight on, Bobbi! She's got no fear of Glass Juliet. COACH She should! Bobbi works her way upright, breathing heavily but still in this fight. Well, fighting does become difficult as Glass hooks her in a headlock and a pumphandle. But even Glass' vampire strength doesn't stop Bobbi's toughness as she blocks the move with her legs then escapes entirely. Bobbi then creates space with arm drag and comes in full force with a lariat...that gets ducked with Glass' vamp agility. Bobbi stumbles backwards caught up in pain and can't prevent the running flying fishook Juli curses her with! "OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE Diamonds Aren't Forever! COACH That name is a shot at Crystal, the head of TMW's women's training. GLASS JULIET Ass shot! The official counts the pin.... ONE! TWO! A shoulder up! EFFIE Booo! No good! COACH Yo, who's this bitch again? EFFIE I'm Effie?! Why did you forget about me! COACH Meh. Bobbi is brought to her feet and hammered with furious forearms by Glass. There's only so much Bobbi will take and she calls upon all her strength to fight back with the fans rooting her on. Hope seems lost though as Glass sweeps her over one shoulder, yet it isn't loss as Bobbi comes down the front and gives her a hug then a belly to belly! RENEE Wide Open and Horny! COACH Me too! RENEE Really? Think about the first part of the that name. Juliet is seething as she gets to her feet, and her anger blinds her to the knee that strikes her in the gut. Now in control, Bobbi hooks her body and flips her over with a northern lights suplex There's no bridge there though as Bobbi rolls through with Glass then shows off incredible might as she hits her with a brainbuster! RENEE Right on the money! I hope her Uncle James is eating his words! COACH Its Uncle A$AP! RENEE Absurd! A cover.... ONE! TWO! Glass with the kickout! "LET'S GO BOBBI! LET'S GO BOBBI! LET'S GO BOBBI" Bobbi lets out another war cry and this time waves her fingers and her blond hair to signal that her finish is coming up! But I'll tell you what's up ALEXANDER THE MAGNIFCENT ON the ring apron! EFFIE I swoon! RENEE Hey! He may be hot but get him down! That's what the referee and Bobbi try to do, and thanks to ATM's stubbornness the worst uncle alive A$AP Blondie passes the LOADED BOQUET to Glass Juliet! GLASS JULIET Uppupupu! And BAM Glass smashes Bobbi's neck with the the weapon and drops the poor girl to her back. All in a days work for ATM, who smiles and leaves the ring apron, leaving Glass free to pin Bobbi! ONE! RENEE No way! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner as a result of a pinfall...GLASS JULIET! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COACH First match on the main roster, first win, baybee! This is how you do it! RENEE By getting your opponent's uncle to lend you a weapon. James should be fired! Glass Juliet doesn't think so and we can see that as she kisses Blondie on the hand and then announces he and ATM are do 30% raises! RENEE Yeah, that's easy to do when its not her money! ATM responds that they'll be making a donation to University of Michigan in Effie and Glass Juliet's honor, to which the two vampires are positively giddy! Backstage celebrity guest interviewer, pornstar Julia Ann stood with Men-U-Pause and Archie for an interviewer to discuss their upcoming match with The Midnight Foxes. JULIA ANN You've been taunted a lot by Jim Cornette and The Midnight Foxes, and they say no one is badder in the ring or in the bed than them. HOLLY (beep) all that shit. That's a bunch of lies, and I hate lying pieces of shit as much as I hate this (beep)sucking twink next to me. Talk all that bullshit you want, but in the end all three of you will end up anally fisted! MALAYSIA I couldn't have said it better myself, Julia Ann. And you're welcome to come get fisted as well. Just so you know, I don't believe in safe words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 ***The Midnight Foxes W/Jim Cornette Vs Men-U-Pause W/Archie Stumplebottom*** Men-U-Pause arrived with Archie and Malaysia had her young boy dressed up like he was about to stroll down the red carpet...as a leading lady! RENEE I know Archie is getting humiliated every week but now it's in front of his hometown. COACH Hahaha, suck a dick, Dorkchester! RENEE So classy. David Guetta's Dangerous hit and out came the luckiest dude on earth Jim Cornette! Lucky because not only is he rolling with the Midnight Foxes but he has them on their knees looking up at him with total admiration and raw monkey lust!!! RENEE We've been waiting for this match since November and now here it is. It is all coming down to who is better? COACH Is it the new girls on the block or is it the stalwarts? Dem Bitches! Ruby and Caeldori looked hot in their pose inside the ring but looming behind them were a clan of doms, who ain't nothing to fuck with. RENEE Last year at SluttyMania 2 Archie sold his soul and turned on Aisling to become Malaysia's young boy. COACH Worst wrestling move since Woman left Sullivan for Benoit. RENEE The match started with Holly shoving Ruby in the chest, with the sexy ginger found hilarious. HOLLY Something funny, bitch? RUBY It's just with a flick of the wrist I could set your crotch on fire. CORNETTE That's one way to kill what she has. Not for the first time in OAOAST history, Holly grew angry at Jimmy. But this distracted her from Ruby who smashed her in the head with an elbow then unleashed a sliding one to her bare stomach! RENEE Paint the Town Red! Ruby checked her nails more as a way to embarrass Holly then anything else. And Holly felt that humiliation, rising red with anger and decking Ruby with a single shot. RUBY Discosia Duckvolus! Aka the Disco Duck spell and it had Holly dancing like Vinny V! Holly yelled her rage and demanded Ruby end the spell, which the English babe did but just by small packaging her into a two count! RUBY Staaaayyyyiinn aaalllliiiivvve! Malaysia didn't like the way Holly was getting treated and wanted in, and did indeed try to get in but was held back by referee Brian Knobbs. This was baaaaad news brown for Holly as the Foxes ran her down with a double high knee strike! "OOOOHHHHHHHH!" CAELDORI We Make This Look Good! "BBBBOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE Caeldori calls the moves so Renee doesn't have to. Holly did fight to her feet, but thanks to a momentary blindness spell from Ruby got herself dropped by a scoop and a slam from Caeldori! CORNETTE Now here it comes! Time to put The Worm, The People's Elbow and all that other crap to shame! Caeldori bounced off the ropes and then... And after that wild display a fistdrop! CORNETTE Finding Dori!! RENEE Finding dori?! After all that, Holly kicked out at two and cursed her poor showing. She had plenty to get angry about as Caeldori tangled her in a surfboard. Archie and Archie alone rooted the former Hotties champ on but Holly told him to the shut the hell up and fought out on her own. COACH Yeah, shut your mouth, Dorkchester! Holly ignored Archie's advice to tag Malaysia and instead traded blows with her brunette foe. It seemed Holly won the battle and so lifted Caeldori onto the top posts. But when she went up herself that bitter asshole, Cornette grabbed her combat boot! HOLLY (Beep)ing ass eating little bitch! About all Holly could do was insult Cornette as Caeldori threw her down with an avalanche gordbuster! "OOOOOHHHHHHH!" COACH That even has Malaysia leaning back. But still Holly kicked out before the two on the pin! CORNETTE There must be a conspiracy here in the OAOAST against sexy women! RENEE We love sexy women here! COACH But all ya'll jealous of the Foxes. Ruby got the the tag and with Holly held in place, the gorgeous ginger hit a middle rope leg drop that nearly put the veteran of fifteen years away. But those fifteen years got Holly to kick out when it counted! RENEE I'm not a huge fan or anything but major props to Holly for showing why she's a four time champ. Ruby went back up top and came flying at her foe with a crossbody. But the move failed big time and I do mean big time as Holly caught Ruby in her arms and powered her down with a tombstone piledriver! "OOOOOHHHHH!" COACH She just Pissed On her Grave! RENEE Now, Holly has to get the tag to Malaysia. She just has to! And finally Holly listened to reason and crawled to the corner to tag Malaysia! The tatted up babe ran a tatted up arm through Ruby with a lariat then overturned Caeldori with a biiiggg back body drop! MALAYSIA MALAYSIAAAAAAAA! RENEE Scary! The upstart Hotties decided to confront Malaysia both at once and suffered for that with a double chokeslam! HOLLY Run up with that bullshit get (beep) up! Holly set Caeldori up for a percussion but found herself pushed through the ropes instead! RENEE Wow, great counter! Cornette managed to get his licks in on Holly, but then Archie came and knocked his old ass out! CROWD COACH My nigga got knocked the fuck out! This unexpected show of strength distracted the official and Ruby used a temporary paralysis spell on Malaysia! It lasted just long enough for Ruby to hit a powerbomb to a connecting Caeldori suplex on the dominatrix!!! RENEE RED HOT! With the cover, The Foxes won their biggest match yet!!! Winner: The Midnight Foxes, via pinfall Post-match The Midnight Foxes gloated all the way up the entrance ramp, well deserved considering their accomplishments! But this just made Men-U-Pause all the madder, and they knew just who to blame! ARCHIE Who? Me? MALAYSIA You fucked the goose this time, Esmerelda. Now its time to take something big and mean up your ass. HOLLY Yeah, these combat boots! Holly booted Archie in the stomach then proceeded to hit him with the Percussion DDT! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Though they didn't win, Men-U-Pause was happy to stand tall over their fallen and suffering Young Boy. RENEE Just disgusting! ANGLEMANIA 3000....LIVE FROM SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA! THE PAST VS THE PRESENT VS THE FUTURE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 *** Reagan Flanagan vs. Cinnamon Spoons *** The Black Widow's pre-match ritual was interrupted when Cinnamon rode in on ChubChub and snatched her attire! REAGAN ChubChub took a lap around ringside as Cinnamon dangled Reagan's clothes, asking her to come get it. COACHOh mama! Reagan's gonna fight in the nude! For a couple minutes the OAOAST Galaxy was treated to just that (then she put on her attire -- boo!). One spot saw Reagan receive an inverted atomic drop and rather than show pain she expressed a perverse pleasure as Cinnamon's knee rubbed against her... well, you know! RENEEHow do you call that?! COACHYou don't. Just sit back and watch! Reagan would take control but Cinnamon rallied back and seemed on the verge of victory when thanks to some hocus pocus Reagan turned ChubChub into a PONY! CINNAMON (sad)ChubChub. REAGAN COACHWell that's one way to shift momentum! *laughs* With Cinnamon distraught Reagan brought her to the SACRIFICIAL ALTAR (lifting inverted DDT onto knee) for the 1-2-3. Winner: Reagan Flanagan, via pinfall. Post-match Reagan wanted to humiliate Cinnamon further and slapped her around. Cinnamon tried to fight back but was still in a world of hurt from the match. Watching Cinnamon scratch and claw, grunt and groan got young ChubChub hot under the saddle, thus allowing him to break Reagan's evil spell thanks to the power of PUBERTY! "YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Leaping into the ring ChubChub surprised Reagan with a head butt to send her off running. CINNAMON COACHWhat I'd give to be that damn horse tonight. DAYUM~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 ***Payday Battle Royal: Alysanne Vs Rhaenys, Vs Melody Vs Dasha Vs Sunshine Yukino Vs Gloss Angieacola Vs Lyric DeLacey Vs Titania Nerdly Vs Sammi Cayley Vs Madison Nerdly Vs Sabrina Oakheart Vs Euphoria Vs Aisling DeLacey The early story of this affair was Alysanne who eliminated Megan Skye, Melody Nerdly and her own sister all in a row! Alysanne would make it to the final four with Sammi, Euphoria and Gloss also present. Alysanne wound up taking herself and Sammi , and Euphoria saw mega bucks. But Gloss got the glory and the cash by drop kicking Euphoria over the ropes! Winner: Gloss Angieacola, via pinfall Post match Gloss was given a mic to celebrate her win. GLOSS Happiest of hellos to everyone! I won the moolah tonight and my hubby will win it at AngleMania, and then he gets the happiest of blowjobs! COACH Shit let me in that ring if that's what I can get! Money and head! RENEE Keep dreaming, Coachie. Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna send it over to the TMW team for the biggest TMW Hotties Title match ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 ONE FINGER AND A FIST!!!!I'LL CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATIONI GOT A ONE TWO PUNCHI'LL FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION!!! As One Finger and a Fist plays mma style cage walls appear all over the arena video screens with the Hollywood stage screens catching on fire! Through their explodes Kiki Kix in badass attire, throwing hands! GARCIA The following is a TMW Hotties Title match! Now making her way to the ring from Laredo, Texas, she is KIKI KIIIIXXXX! REJECT Kiki has been waiting for this moment, a chance to humble Adelphe and take her title on the big stage. Kiki slides into the ring and throws more punches before finishing off with a spinning roundhouse! REJECT That's what awaits Adelphe. The following song hits to a huge ovation as we find gem appraisals being done by many a sexy wood elf, with the finest gem of all being the barley dressed, Adelphe Saint Nerdregard! The mystical babe leaves her gum case, sparkling in her beaded skimpy outfit and with her title! GARCIA And the champion, from Val D'Ors, Qubec, Canada, she is ADELPHE SAINT NERDREEEEGGAARRRDD! "YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAA!" REJECT Your fancy gems won't save you from Kiki. Adelphe needs no saving though as she struts into the ring and tears her top down to get even sexier! DING DING DING Adelphe kicks it off by slugging Kiki with a procession of elbows! MATTHEWS Adelphe wailing away at Kiki! But Miss Kix cuts it all short with a side belly to belly! REJECT Wail away all you want, there's no stopping Kiki. Kiki yanks Adelphe up and hooks her into a rear waist lock, just crushing her stomach! MATTHEWS How often do you see this hold being used as an offensive hold? But Adelphe uses elbow after elbow to get out! She then deposits Kiki into the corner and followes up with a wild dropkick that leaves Kiki right on her butt! ADELPHE The stars shine on me and my muffy! REJECT I can't believe she said muffy. Adelphe rumbles and hits a... "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" MATTHEWS Celestial Panty Assault! REJECT And I can't believe you said celestial panty assault. Kiki is pulled to the center of the ring and pinned... ONE! A kickout before two! Kiki hops up, looking mighty pissed off, and takes a swing at Adelphe. But the celestial beauty ducks and tries for a back suplex. Only tries though as Kiki comes back down and hammers her with a spinning back fist that has Adelphe reeling! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" Kiki hooks onto Adelphe's arms and then hits a single arm DDT, then switches into an armbar! Already Adelphe is in agony, and Kiki grits, further tightening her hold. "ADELPHE! ADELPHE! ADELPHE!" the fans sing! And with their joy, Adelphe fights out the hold and comes up fighting. But her punches and forearms are not enough as Kiki throws her over with a snap suplex! REJECT That suplex was textbook. Couldn't execute it better myself. Adelphe is hurled into the corner but manages to back off her foe with a raised boot. But then, Kiki rushes right back into her midsection with a knee! That gives Kiki all she needs to stand on the second post and use a rear choke on Adelphe! KIKI Give up! Again, Adelphe won't give up and instead tries to fight free. But she failed in her quest and her body is dropped to the ground by an inverted ddt by the challenger! Cover... ONE! TWO! Kick out! KIKI Come on! Come on! Arrrrgh! The challenger forces Adelphe into a rear facelock and hurries her upright. The former MMA fighter flings Adelphe backwards with a German, but the mystical cutie flips back and lands on her feet. She then dashed forward and overwhelms Kiki with a hurricanrana...that she carries into a front chancery! REJECT It would be the ultimate humiliation for Kiki to be submitted by Adelphe of all people. Kiki knows this and desperate to retain her rep, Kiki takes Adelphe s eyes to force a break and a scream from her lips! "BBBBOOOOOOOO!" Adelphe hobbles upright just as Kiki jumps up with malice in her eyes. The mma fighter then grabs her and pulls her down with a double arm suplex with a bridge! ONE! TWO! A kick out! KIKI This is my title! Adelphe is ripped from the mat by her waist and then shoved into the posts stomach first. Kiki then swing her up and powers her onto her knees with a gutbuster! Adelphe screams in agony that pleases Kiki. MATTHEWS That woman is sick. REJECT And she's our new TMW Hotties champ. Stomps hit Adelphe's stomach and then she is seized in a body lock by Kiki! "LETS GO ADELPHE! LETS GO ADELPHE! LETS GO ADELPHE!" Kiki yells at the fans to shut up, but they won't and urge on Adelphe! The mystical babe fights upright and breaks out the body hold with elbows. Then Adelphe scores big with a flying snapmare! ADELPHE My Dazzling Spirit has awoken anew! I am reborn! REJECT Probably still born. Kiki finds her way upright only to get hauled down by a crucifix! ONE! TWO! A pin escape! The challenger looks worried as she gets to her feet, and with good reason as Adelphe throws a dropkick that sends her into the corner! More woes befall Kiki as Adelphe launches her across the ring with a monkey flip! ADELPHE I love monkey flips, but I love monkey spanking even more! Adelphe then takes her monkey spanking fist and try a drop but Kiki rolls out her way! The challenger then smashes her with a running boot to the head! "OOOOOOOOOH!" MATTHEWS Vicious! REJECT And right on the money. Kiki forces Adelphe into a terrible front choke that has Adelphe scrambling for the ropes. She reaches and reaches and is finally able to to grab hold of them. MATTHEWS Exactly what Adelphe needed. Though pained, the cute champion finds her footing. She's hammered by kicks to the shin though and forced to Kiki's shoulders. REJECT Somethings coming! But Adelphe flips out the front, shocking her foe then slamming her head into the ring with a short ddt! Kiki is reeling and crawls away toward the ropes. But when she rises Adelphe comes up and lashes her with a high flipping lariat that throws her out the ring! "YYYYYYEEEAAAA!" The LA crowd sing. Angrily does Kiki reach into the ring and drag Adelphe outside with her. REJECT The anger Kiki has is burning at 173 degrees! Kiki bashes Adelphe's face into the steps, but Adelphe fights back with a wave of kicks and elbows! The Celestial beauty then slides into the ring where she pumps up the crowd and proceeds to deliver a suicide ddt onto her challenger! REJECT A spiking ddt! Kiki is pushed into the ring and then Adelphe pops the Cali crowd as she ascends to the top! REJECT Look out now, Matthews! Adelphe flies off the top with a Phoenix Splash! Sadly though Kiki rolls out the way at the last possible moment and Adelphe crashes into the ground! Hungry for the belt, Kiki slides on top of her for a pin... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! Poor Adelphe is forced to her feet and latched onto by Kiki. The vile fighter then hits a back suplex so violent it actually lands Adelphe on her face! "OOOOOOHHHHHH!" REJECT That's it! It's over. Kiki roars into the LA crowd , getting boos in return. Now it's Adelphe who she tells to stand and when she does she seizes her in a standing arm lock! MATTHEWS Does Adelphe have anything left? Or is this the end of her title reign? No it ain't, woadie! Adelphe again finds the ropes and avoids defeat, but she's shoved out the ring ropes by Kiki. With Adelphe stunned, Kiki takes a moment to yell at the official over his counts. REJECT You gotta stay focused! Adelphe stands up groggy, and gets sucked into a rear choke, but instead of keeping a submission Kiki tossed Adelphe into the ring with a thundering awful suplex! "OOOOOOOOOH!" MATTHEWS My god! REJECT I've never seen a suplex like that. Kiki does a throat slash and roars once more! She then rips Adelphe upright and stashes her into a head scissors. The champion is hauled up but amazingly rolls down the back for a pin! ONE! TWO! Kiki escapes and then blasts Adelphe in the head once more with a kick! As the fans cringe, Adelphe is grabbed in another powerbomb setup. But for this one she rolls out the side and school girls Kiki! ONE! TWO! A kick out! Kiki jumps up and takes another boot right to Adelphe's face! Again the fans cringe and again Adelphe is pulled into a powerbomb set up. But when she's pulled up she comes down the back once more with a pin, but Kiki pops up and fires off another kick! Yet this one misses its make with Adelphe rolling back and jumping up! Kiki growls and charges and gets smashed in the face with a... "LUMINARY UPPERCUT!" The pivotal cover... ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!! GARCIA Your winner and still OAOAST TMW HOTTIES CHAMPION...ADELPHE SAINT NERDREGARD! MATTHEWS An amazing victory by Adelphe! REJECT I don't know how on earth Adelphe won this match. The Celestial Hottie bows with her belt then holds it high into the air for all the Cali crowd to celebrate. MATTHEWS Kiki gave it everything she got and it just wasn't enough. Adelphe merrily skips out the ring and up the ramp... Where she's drilled with a chair by PRINCESS DANGER! REJECT It's her! PRINCESS DANGER My...title. REJECT Message received! OAOAST CLASSICS ON DEMAND....IN THE VAULT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 *** Morgan Nerdly & Jivin' JR vs The Sisterhood of the Rich & Famous (Gretchen Wright & Pierette Saint-Nerdregard) *** Why Morgan would willingly team with Jivin' JR, let alone handpick him as her partner, left many in the OAOAST Galaxy scratching their heads. The answer soon became obvious after Morgan SLAPPED Gretchen! GRETCHEN MORGAN Looking hot, Gretch. And it has nothing to do with your looks either! A chase ensued, but it was all a setup as Morgan led Gretchen right into a Vader-style body avalanche courtesy of Jivin' JR, who Morgan proceeded to strip down and slather in BBQ sauce! COACH My eyes! My eyes! Morgan rolled Gretchen into the ring and instructed Jivin' JR to "sauce it." JIVIN' JR Ol' Jivin' JR ain't no genie, but your wish is my BAH GAWD command! Who's your daddy Gretchen?! GRETCHEN * BOOM * A big splash covers Gretchen in BBQ sauce! RENEE Now I get it. It's not about winning for Morgan... but embarrassing Gretchen, trying to make her less "perfect." COACH Rolling around in barbecue sauce with Jivin' JR is pretty embarrassing, so mission accomplished! Indeed. Morgan is full of glee as Gretchen takes a load (of BBQ sauce) off her face... but Morgan's delight is short-lived thanks to a running dropkick courtesy of Pierette that knocks her outside. Pierette then sets her sights on Jivin' JR, clobbering him with her fists like she's stabbing him. JIVIN' JR AS GAWD IS MAH WITNESS, GOOD OL' JIVIN' JR IS GETTING FISTED! FISTED! FISTED! COACH Somebody gets us a couple barf bags. There's a mental image I don't want to imagine. Pierette hip(po?) tosses Jivin' JR and goes back to stab-punching him. Meanwhile, Morgan busts out her TASER. RENEE Watch out Gretchen! Suddenly the OAOAST Galaxy ROARS as Morgan crawls into the ring and eats a MIDDLE ROPE FAMEASSER courtesy of DASHA YUSHCHENKO! RENEE Dasha Smasher! COACH The hell? RENEE Let's not forget how Morgan defeated Dasha not too long ago. Now Morgan won't even get back in the ring with her, but Dasha found a way to get back all right... in a big way! Dasha exits and watches with a smile as Gretchen (who has no issues taking a easy W) covers Morgan for the 1-2-3. Winners: The Sisterhood of the Rich & Famous, via pinfall. Post-match Gretchen wiped some of the BBQ sauce off her body and smeared it on Morgan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 A pair of bright pink missiles scream like they were sent from sorority hell from the top of the Hollywood SluttyMania sign and go on a warpath tearing right into the giant portraits of Melissa and Anastasia! The smiling faces of our Hotties tag team champions go up in flames worthy of Kane, and adding to powerful visuals soapy bubbles descend upon the cheering and gleeful fans as "Soap" by The Animal In Me comes into the arena! Think I just remembered something I think I left the faucet running Now my words are filling up the tub Darling, you're just soaking in it But I know you'll get out the minute You notice all your fingers pruning up I'm tired of being careful, tiptoe, trying to keep the water warm Let me under your skin Uh-oh, there it goes, I said too much, it overflowed Why do I always spill? I feel it coming out my throat Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap God, I wish I never spoke Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap As the audience continues to rain cheers as bubbles rain upon them, the Cassidys appear on stage in filly pink uniforms with the Delta Delta Delta letters etched right on their tight asses. The girls lowers her cat eyed pink glasses and smirk to the world, and the world knows its time to rock! BUFFER The following is a Hotties Tag Title Match! Now making their way to the ring, from Boston, Mass, CASSIDY NUMBER TWO, and CASSSSSIDDDDDY MAAAAGGGUIIIRREEEE! RENEE PYM cheated their way to their Miss Anderson Cup 2016 victory by getting Cassidy arrested. They've been ducking and dodging the Cassidys ever since but there's no where to run and no where to hide tonight in LA! Number Two serves as a perfect stepping stool for Cassidy who stands on her back and sucks in the roars that she believes are for her and her alone. Instead of Rise by Katy Perry the world hears one of my least favorite songs first, Boss by 5th Harmony, but at least is treated to Melissa's foray into being a Top 40 Hottie with some ballin dance moves... The dancers clear off and the music cuts as Melissa drops to her knees, not in prayer, but in a quite moment of self reflection, motivation and rededication to her mission to be the biggest crossover star we've dreamed of. Oh yeah, Phecda and Al Houd and Anastasia stand in full support of their mutual mission which is supporting Melissa. I won't just survive Oh, you will see me thrive Can't write my story I'm beyond the archetype I won't just conform No matter how you shake my core 'Cause my roots, they run deep, ooooooohhhhhhh Oh, ye of so little faith Don't doubt it, don't doubt it Victory is in my veins I know it, I know it And I will not negotiate I'll fight it, I'll fight it I will transform When, when the fire's at my feet again And the vultures all start circling They're whispering, "You're out of time," But still I rise This is no mistake, no accident When you think the final nail is in Think again Don't be surprised I will still rise Rise finally plays and the audience lets PYM hear it with a deluge of heel heat that will be hard for any other heel on the roster to match. None of this matters to Melissa who tells her group to bring it in to all hug her...so that may embrace greatness. RENEE PYM successfully defend their titles at SluttyMania 2, so they know what it takes and what it takes is usually cheating. BUFFER And the Hotties Champions! Being accompanied by PHECDA and AL HOUD, they are the 2-16 MISS ANDERSON CUP CHAMPIONS....ANASTASIA VIOLETTA...."CANADIAN COUNTRY" MELISSA NERDLY....PRETTY YOUNG MONEY! "BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Melissa strolls to Sofa Central and allows Coach to embrace greatness as well! COACH Stand up, Renee! Stand up and witness the woman who has put the OAOAST on the mainstream map! RENEE What?! Referee Val Venis tries to get the four girls together to go over the rules and expectations for the match, but Cassidy is already running on red hot anger... And so she punches Melissa in the face, and Number Two follows suit! The girls fight furious and fast so much so that they spill all the way to the outside where the front row fans root on the babyfaces. COACH This ain't how Melissa wanted this match to start. RENEE Its pretty hard to hide behind Anastasia this way. Good point. COACH That ain't what I meant. Melissa tries to escape Cassidy, and actually does, but runs right into a forearm from Number Two! Pleased, Number Two then whips Melissa towards the stairs. Yet, Melissa wins in the end as she leaps off those stairs to blast Number Two with a lariat...while Anastasia holds her! COACH See! Melissa doing that work. RENEE Sure, work is real easy to do when Anastasia does the hard part The hard work continues to be left up to Anastasia as she comes in with a hard charge towards Cassidy. The Delta House VP is well prepared for her arrival and takes her down with a drop toe hold! CASSIDY I hope your nose caves in and you die of oxygen depravation, and I hope its slow. CROWD Melissa stays away as Cassidy starts stomping away at Anastasia! RENEE Help her! Melissa doesn't really want to, but the guilt trip works as she grabs Cassidy from behind and hits her with a front Russian leg sweep! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE Number One With a Bullet! Melissa and Anastasia push Cassidy into the ring, and the pink clad beauty stands up and backs to the corner. Melissa points to Cassidy and Anastasia rushes forward and pounds her with a forearm! MELISSA COACH Hell yeah, girl! Best Hotties tag team in the game today teaming with the Hotties champ. Should rename PYM the GOATs. PHECDA Greatest of All Time, yes, that is truth. Will they ever be beaten? AL HOUD The world will rot before then. COACH See! They agree with me. With more instructions from Melissa, Anastasia lifts Cassidy onto the top turnbuckle. Readying for a superplex, Anastasia starts to climb up the top. Midway through help comes for Cass from Number Two he springboards into the ring and whips Anastasia over with a head scissors! RENEE A big time save by Number Two! Melissa gets clobbered by a lariat from Cassidy, while Number Two wails on Anastasia. Once Canadian Country is out the way, Number Two whips Anastasia at Cassidy who lashes her with an Irish Uppercut! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!" CASSIDY That's chemistry, Barf Brooks. AL HOUD Nasty woman. PHECDA Nasty woman. Melissa does another hit from behind, this time just chucking Cassidy over the ropes like it was a lethal rumble! She manages to escape Number Two's wrath as a recovered Anastasia targets the pale blond with leg kicks. Number Two is hobbled and thanks to that Anastasia easily scoops her up and puts her down with a side driver! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE Once Upon a Nightmare! The cover.... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! "NUMBER TWO! NUMBER TWO! NUMBER TWO!" COACH I ain't even sure who's legal, who's not legal, this fool Val Venis don't know, he counting pins left and right and he ain't ring no opening bell. Ol boy, can suck my black dick. RENEE Johnathan Coachman, your mother is watching! COACH Bitch fucked my second grade homeroom teacher. Fuck her. NUMBER TWO This is my mean face. AL HOUD Hideous. PHECDA Do not show such a face where Melissa can see. Anastasia tries to wipe that look off Number Two's face, but the look remains as Number Two matrixes bellow the strike. The morbid Hottie next does a graceful backflip and turns it to a head scissors that sends Anastasia soaring through the skies! "YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Hold Me Thrill Me Kill Me! The cover... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Melissa breaks up the pin! Bringing Number Two upright, the former Hotties Champ stuffs her into a front facelock and punishes her with a ddt! Jumping to her feet with a giddy cheer, Canadian Country heads to the ropes. That turns into a horrible disaster as Cassidy appears, and hits her with an over the rope codebreaker onto the ropes! "OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Where the hell she learn to do that?! CASSIDY Lets make this shit real, sluts... EVERYONE BUT CASSIDY PHECDA Melissa, someone protect Melissa! RENEE Isn't that you'r job?!! Well Anastasia takes that job for herself and baseball slides Cassidy in the arm to knock her knife well out of harms way. AL HOUD Melissa is saved. PHECDA The world may continue. PHECDA We are blessed. RENEE Good grief. Anastasia dives back into the ring, and readies herself to attack Cassidy with a suicide dive. But Number Two masterfuly times a springboard and tosses Anastasia head over heels with an inverted hurricanrana! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Whew! This match is nuts! Melissa sees her chance and quickly slides back into the ring and attacks an unaware Number Two with a Number One with a Bullet! MELISSA Uh-uh-uh, don't mess with us, uh-uh-uh! RENEE What the hell? PHECDA The crossover is complete. AL HOUD Another genre conquered by Melissa. PHECDA We are blessed. Staying hot, Melissa manages to duck a hellish lariat from Cassidy and come up firing with knife edge chops. She then tries to toss a weakened Cassidy into the ropes, but Cassidy reverses and tosses Canadian Country into the corner. The Nerdly girl gets cute and tries to elevate over Cassidy. However, that doesn't work as Cassidy flips her over and crotches her on the ropes! The worse comes when Cassidy punches her in the face and knocks her clear off the ropes! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Yo, that shit should be a dq, Bum Venis! Anastasia comes charging in only to get tagged with an Irish Uppercut that has the the Russian beauty reeling! Cassidy then forces her her into a front facelock then takes her for a nauseating and painful ride with a roll the dice! RENEE Double ouch! A cover is made.... ONE! TWO! Melissa breaks up the pin by stomping Cassidy in the head! The country starlet then hurries her rival upright and makes her endure a rough shoulder first meeting with the ring post! MELISSA Land-a-goshin lemme cool with my Target brand towel PHECDA Target has been blessed. AL HOUD Product placement by her greatness. Other brands are unworthy. The sponsor can't be too happy about Number Two ripping the towel out of Melissa's hands and beating her with it! "NUMBER TWO! NUMBER TWO! NUMBER TWO!" Phecda and Al Houd get involved and yank Number Two out the ring without a second thought! "BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE Boo is exactly right! What are they doing? Number Two struggles with all her might to get free, but simply can not free herself from band security! COACH You told them to do their job, Renee. They're doing it. There's a commotion from the Staples center crowd as two figures emerge through the crowd! RENEE Gory Dragan? And...Chad Mustard?!! The surprise duo pounce on Phecda and Al Houd and free Number Two! "YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAA!" Al Houd is sent into the ring steps, but Phecda gets the worst of it as the boys knock him unconscious with a double super kick! CHAD AND GORY Superfrat party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "YYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" Melissa is beyond shocked! The girl is downright horrified as her scheming and cowardice has amounted to jack shit but a spinning double leg facebuster from Cassidy!!! "YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Oxygen Holocaust! The cover... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winners and NEW OAOAST HOTTIES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....PRETTY YOUNG MONEY!!!! "YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE The Cassidys claim their first titles in style! COACH But what do Gory and Chad got on it?! A resonating cheer rocks the Staples Center as "Soap" thurms the victory song to a win for the ages. Cassidy actually decides to be nice for the first time ever in history and lets Number Two take both titles onto her arms in a sweet embrace. RENEE The mistake of the 2016 Anderson Cup is corrected. The Cassidys are the queens of the Hotties tag division! Outside Chad and Gory bust out the kegs and make this bitch lit! The boys celebrate like they were the ones who pursued PYM for months and finally got revenge, and Cassidy just swoons all over them. CASSIDY My heroes! (to herself) Mostly Chad. NUMBER TWO My mom found me a dad. CASSIDY I'm not your mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Sara Jean was in the rocking interview lounge to interview DAVID FLAIR, ahead of the upcoming Hotties Title match. SARA JEAN David, thanks a bunch for joining us! Its almost time for your cousin, Sugar, to defend her Hotties Title against Annagret, and December. Are you feeling anxious? DAVID Is Sugar the middle schooler that couldn't get into the family reunion and tried to sneak in through the men's room window and got stuck. SARA JEAN Oh boy. I think that's enough. Back to Sofa Central. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for for the triple threat match to determine the OAOAST Hotties Champion! Inside the ring, the special guest referee...CRYSTAL! Crystal waves and takes more than a few bows to the adoring fans who welcome her so warmly. RENEE If anyone can handle Sugar its Crystal. COACH Crystal is my babygirl but she better not wind up on Sugar's badlist when this show is over. Hey, hey I let you walk all over me, me You know that I’m a little tease, tease But I wanna play there please, please You know you know you know I’m crazy I just wanna be your baby You can fuck me and then play me You love and you can hate me Miss me, miss me, now you wanna kiss me Try me because I said so Struck me within my ego I’ve been a bad girl, don’t you know? (Don’t tell me what’s your deal) Come get it now or never I’ll let you do whatever I’ll be your bad girl, bad girl (1-2-3-4) The fans let out huge cheers as Avril Lavigne's "Bad Girl" plays and I can show you Annagret's entrance in gif format! COACH Awww damn! Girl you the best thing to happen to niggas since slavery ended. RENEE That seems inappropriate. BUFFER Introducing challenger number one, she hails from Asgard, representing SUNRISE..."THE ANARCHIC ANGEL" ANNNNAAAAAAGGGRREEEETTTT WWWWWWIIICCCCKKKEDDDDBOOOORRRNNNNN! "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" COACH That mu'fucka be levitating! The ramp comes back to normal but minds will forever be blown, my friends. The goddess of the OAOAST takes a leggy step into the ring and tosses kisses and waves to her wealth of supporters. RENEE The Lethal Bang ended with a tie, a Beat the Clock challenge ended in a tie, and Glass Juliet with her very flimsy authority gave us a very hot triple threat title match. Seeing that we're in LA and seeing that you know who's daughter is about to enter its only fitting this plays, well the intro plays After that intro plays, "Sandman" by Hurts hits. Think I just remembered something I think I left the faucet running Now my words are filling up the tub Darling, you're just soaking in it But I know you'll get out the minute You notice all your fingers pruning up I'm tired of being careful, tiptoe, trying to keep the water warm Let me under your skin Uh-oh, there it goes, I said too much, it overflowed Why do I always spill? I feel it coming out my throat Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap God, I wish I never spoke Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap A beautiful current of electricity seems to be running on the entrance doors, giving a brilliant blue hue to the Hollywood stage. The electric doors then spread apart and December comes out checking her good looks on the video screen! RENEE When your The Most Electrifying Daughter in sports entertainment you have to look good. BUFFER And challenger number two! From Chattanooga, Tennessee, she also represents SUNRISE, she is "SLEEPING BEAUTY" DECEMBER BELLE!!!!!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE December faced Sugar in the inaugural SluttyMania mainevent, where The Dirtiest Hottie in the game used her sneakiness to retain the belt. Something tells me December won't be fooled twice. COACH Only because she'll be sleeping midway through the match. December ascends to the top turnbuckle just like dear ol pa, but instead of sniffing what she's cooking, December sticks out her tongue and catches the snow flakes that fall from the ceiling, BUFFER And introducing the Hotties Champion... Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clapping Got a real good feeling something bad about to happen "BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Plenty of Goldberg like sparklers go off in front of the entrance doors, so many in fact we can't even see them open. We don't even know the champ is presence until she "Whoo's!" her way to the forefront, gaudy as fuck in her bright yellow robe and brandishing her title like its her favorite toy. Which it probably is! BUFFER From Lexington, Kentucky, she represents PYM..."THE NATURE GIRL" SSSSUGGGGARRRR BELLLEFFFLLLAAAIIIRREEE! "BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Not exactly showing the class of a champion, Sugar yells at a little girl in the front row for holding a "This Sugar ain't sweet" sign. In fact it gets so bad Sugar has to be moved along by security. RENEE Sugar is a two time champion, both times she beat Annagret with her usual craziness, this girl is pretty dang resourceful. I know, I just know, she's going to use every dirty trick she's got to retain her title. But will that be enough? COACH Of course it will. Sugar's got the genes of winners. Do her opponents? RENEE One is a goddess and the other is The Rock's daughter. COACH Oh. Inside the ring Sugar struts and struts and further disgusts everyone in attendance until Crystal has no choice but to snag the title off her. RENEE Finally! Crystal shows off the belts to the three Hotties and Sugar actually tries to take it back! CRYSTAL RENEE Already nervous, Sugar? Crystal calls for the bell and right away Sugar catches hell from Annagret's forearms! But those don't last for long as December launches Annagret well away with a German Suplex!! SUGAR Ya saved me! Lets put an end to this hussie. But what happens is that December pounds on Sugar with kicks to the tummy! SUGAR Gaaaah! Nooooo faaaairrr! I'm telling yer mama!! And yer overrated fast and furious trash pa! Sugar gets another reprieve as her cuz grabs Annagret and tries to take her into a cross face! Yet such a move fails due to Annagret easily rolling out of it. December lazily gets up and eats a big boot for her troubles. Then Sugar runs in with her tough girl act and gets pasted with a big boot herself!!! ANNAGRET I'm on fire, put me out. Well enough about me. Crystal, what do YOU think about me? RENEE We can count on Annagret to ask the hard hitting questions. Annagret turns around and finds December trapped in the ropes! ANNAGRET December! DECEMBER Yep, it's me. ANNAGRET I know that! How did this happen?! DECEMBER I thought it would be clear by now. ANNAGRET Ugh lemme help you. Annagret helps her fellow Sunray out her bind, and she falls rather gracelessly to the floor. But never mind that, Sugar attacks Annagret from behind with a chop block! SUGAR Ha-ha! Sugar seems to think she's going to get a figure four on Annagret but when she tries Annagret boots her out to the floor! RENNE Am I allowed to say good riddance? COACH No! With Sugar gone and crying, literally crying on the outside Annagret and December are free to have a fair fight. They blow Sunrise worthy kisses to each other then proceed to trade chops. SUGAR That's my move! You guys suck! December tries a bodyslam on Annagret, but the blond beauty slips out the back and hits a inverted backbreaker onto the knee! A cover is made and Crystal counts... ONE! A shoulder up! December finds her footing and takes a lunging punch at her foe, but Annagret pulls her down to try a crossface. But only try as December is able to escape, although she doesn't escape far enough as Annagret school girls her! ONE! TWO! A kickout! Annagret bounces off the ropes and smashes a rising December with a lariat. But then Annagret is hit from behind by a missile dropkick from the Hotties champ! SUGAR Stick it, losers! RENEE Stick it? COACH Yeah, stick it. All the kids are saying it. RENEE Apparently so. COACH Hey! Sugar is no kid! Sugar shows em how its down with a pair of knife edge chops before trying to send Annagret to the ropes. Yet that hold is reversed and when Sugar returns she's thrown through the air and lands on her butt thanks to a back body drop! SUGAR My booboo hurts! COACH I'll massage them! RENEE I bet you will. Sugar is pulled upright by The Anarchic Angel is pushed into the corner. SUGAR No! Don't hurt me! ANNAGRET Ugh! Annagret bashes Sugar with kicks to the midsection, then starts to drag her to the center of the ring. All her offense is brought to a painful hurt as Sugar thumbs the eye of Annagret! CRYSTAL Watch it, Sugar. SUGAR Watch who yer telling watch it to, old maid! CRYSTAL SUGAR Sugar is pulled outside the ring by her cousin, which don't please her none! So the Hotties Champ does something about and thumbs December in the eye! SUGAR I'm the real Great One! Not yer stinking pa! Sugar begins harshly slamming December's face into the ring apron as the sold out crowd looks on with worry! But then Sugar is put in a hurting along with December as Annagret's baseball slides in to take them all out! ANNAGRET Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool! "ANNAGRET! ANNAGRET! ANNAGRET!" Annagret slides into the ring and works the crowd into further frenzy! Further horny frenzy! ANNAGRET COACH Buss it white girl! The native of Asgard then rushes forward, sailing over the ropes and slamming into her foes with a twisting plancha that wows the Staples Center! REENE Oh my! Annagret rolls Sugar into the ring and hooks the legs for a pin... ONE! TWO! A kickout! Sugar is pulled off the mat and then almost tossed into the ropes. I say almost and I mean it, as Sugar counters by hitting a jumping stunner on her foe! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE Starburst! A cover... ONE! TWO! Kickout WITH AUTHORITY! The Hotties Champ whoo's once more and begins dancing around with Annagret's legs. COACH One Figure Four coming up! Actually what comes up is a German Suplex by December onto Sugar! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sugar is woozy and hurting as she staggers upright. More pain is soon to come as December hoists her little cousin onto her shoulders. RENEE She's looking to Wake Suger Up When December Ends! But this Belle won't be woke, as Sugar falls out the back and tries a school girl to get a quick victory. Yet what happens is a quick rip of Decemebr's pants! DECEMBER These clothes are ruined. I should get naked. "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!" COACH Whoo~! SUGAR Yer pants get a rip in em and you strip down butt naked?! DECEMBER I suppose that's one way to look at it. SUGAR That's the only way to look at it!!! Ahhhh, I've had enough! Sugar latches onto December's wrist and whips her bare boobs first into the ringposts! As December comes out dizzied and weak, little Sugar bounces off the cables and drives her to the mat with a bulldog! The mighty mite then elevates herself onto the second rope and proceeds to plant a double kneedrop onto her cousin's head! The cover... ONE! TWO! Annagret breaks up the pin! The blond Sunray pulls Sugar upright then starts to twist her for her Wicked Whisper finisher! But Sugar manages to slip and slide out the styles clash, leading to a bit of confusion for Annagret. Just enough that she's caught by an unexpected superkick from Sugar! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sugar dives atop Annagret for the pin.... SUGAR ONE! SUGAR TWO! A kickout! SUGAR Guess what its about to be a Suge night! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOO!" COACH You know a real LA nigga like Suge fucks with Suge! RENEE Uh, no. A Suge night is indeed upon us as Sugar tries her front flip cutter on a kneeling Annagret. But owing to her goddess strength Annagret is able to heave her shoulders and at the same time heave the champion! SUGAR Ah! Sugar is grabbed by her dark locks and literally thrown into the ropes. Showcasing some incredible agility the champion flips off the ropes and comes down on her purple boots with a... SUGAR WHOOOO~! That was a poorly chosen taunt as Annagret cuts through her with a discus spear! RENEE Oh my! Where did that come from? Annagret makes the cover and Crystal scores the fall... ONE! TWO! Sugar pops the shoulder up! Annagret circles around Sugar, waiting for her rise. When it does come, the blond beauty zooms forward! But Sugar is prepared for her arrival and lowers the ropes to cause her to take an awful tumble out of the ring! COACH Yo, you killing it Suge! Rather proud of herself and deceding she's close to a second successful title defense at SM, Suge busts out a Flair strut. Sadly she struts herself right into a back suplex by December that the Rock's daughter turns into a sitout faceplant! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Sharp Frost!! December makes the pivotal pincover.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! SUGAR MAKES THE KICKOUT! Sugar sends December hurtling into the corner, where December seems to avoid the posts by simply stepping onto the second one. But true catastrophe befalls her as Sugar takes out her legs with a dropkick and forces her to endure a horrible crash to the mat! SUGAR These are the Sunrays? Losers, I'm the Sunshine! RENEE What was that supposed to mean? COACH Who cares! Look at that body work! Get it, Suge! Get it! December finds her own footing, but has immediate problems as Sugar claps onto her with a front facelock. The Nature Girl makes a DDT effort, but that doesn't go her way as December starts to lift her with a northern lights! Yet, Sugar wins in the end and twists December around with a tornado that ends up crashing her head to the mat with a DDT! COACH You on ya game, Sugar! A cover.... ONE! TWO! Kickout before the three! A cover again... ONE! TWO! Another kickout! SUGAR Yer biased, Crystal! A stinking rat! CRYSTAL I know you're cranky because this match is going past your bedtime. SUGAR How dare you! Sugar is fighting mad and December is willing to give her that fight, and the two cousins duel with knife edge chops! December wins out in the end and chucks Sugar to the ropes. Going on the attack, Sugar springs off the ropes with a crossbody block! But The Most Electrifying Daughter in Sports Entertainment catches The Nature Girl and then sends the crowd through euphoria as she punishes Sugar with a f-5 into a Rock Bottom! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Wake me Up When December Ends! Coach, this could be it! December sure hopes so as she makes the cover.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! ANNAGRET BREAKS UP THE PIN! Annagret pulls December off the mat and sends her into the ring cables. December tries a lariat, but Annagret uses that arm as point to go up and around her fellow Sunray and hammer her with an inverted DDT! ANNAGRET Split it out! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!" ANNAGRET (onto December) "YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE COACH Ohhhh, white girl! Lawd, what you doing to my heart! Annagret hooks the cover on December.... ONE! TWO! A shoulder up! RENEE What a race this is turning out to be. It could go either way, December is hurled into the corner and is walloped with a running yakuza kick from The Anarchic Angel! Pained, December stumbles down the ropes until Annagret comes forward and smashes her with a scissors kick! "YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Widows Wail! Rather than get pinned, December makes a roll to the outside. MELODY (through headset) Dem 2k17 mechanics! COACH Damn it, give the headset back to Terry! Back in action is Sugar Belleflair....well back in the action of eating three straight lariats from Annagret! Getting up one more time doesn't help her luck as Annagret has no trouble in bodyslamming poor Suge. ANNAGRET Drop it low... "YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" ANNAGRET And bring it up! Annagret does bring it up and thats with a huuuuge leap onto the top rope. The Staples Center continues roar and delight as Annagret comes crashing down on Sugar with a leg drop! RENEE The Wicked Wind! A crucial cover is made... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Sugar lifts the shoulder up! RENEE Sugar, is really running on E. How's she gonna pull this off? COACH Someone call the rest of PYM! Nothing comes for lil Suge but the Wicked Whisper of a styles clash! "YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" COACH Damn it! RENEE Yes! The end may be at hand as Annagret lays atop Sugar for the possibly winning pinfall.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! DECEMBER PULLS ANNAGRET OUT THE RING! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" ANNAGRET December! DECEMBER It's not my fault, I just tend to pull things I see.. It's a condition I have. ANNAGRET There is no such condition as that! Annagret is fit to be tied and pushes December into the ring. Following her fellow Sunray into the ring, Annagret then hammers her with kicks and forearms. Soon enough she winds up with a wild lariat, but she finds her arm, in fact her upper body hooked onto by December! And then... RENEE Rock Bottom! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The fans in the stands are going nuts, and count along as Annagret is pinnned.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO!!!!!! ANNAGRET WITH THE LAST NANOSECOND KICKOUT! "THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!" RENEE They're right it is awesome! Sugar jumps into the ring and starts clubbing December like a damn loon as Melissa would say. Despite all these body blows, December finds her footing, And poor Sugar finds her face planted right into the ring posts! COACH You got this, Suge. Possibly. Sugar is dizzied and hurting and so goes to her old playbook of a thumb to the eye! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE The Dirtiest Hottie in the game at her dirtiest. COACH She gotta do what she's gotta do to get the win. She ain't Tim Cash or Biffman. Sugar hurries December upright and forces her into a front facelock. Her plan was for a vertical suplex, but she isn't strong enough to lift her big cousin! CROWD SUGAR Suck eggs, punk! An unlikely helping hand comes from the goddess with unholy strength, as Annagret takes December's otherside. Working in concert the two tempestuous teenagers hoist December off the mat then throw her outside with a double suplex! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE Oh no! COACH Mmmph damn, you fail against at SluttyMania, December. That partnership doesn't last long as Sugar quickly school girls Annagret! ONE! TWO! Annagret kicksout! Snorting her disgust with Sugar, Annagret carries her onto her shoulders. Luckily for Suge she's right at the ropes and uses them to flip herself onto the ring apron! The second that she lands is the second Annagret slaps her in the face! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" As humliating as that move is its nothing compared to the eye rake Sugar uses to sink Annagret to her knees! "SUGAR HAS COOTIES! SUGAR HAS COOTIES! SUGAR HAS COOTIES!" SUGAR Shuddup! That test was rigged! Yer stinkin mama's and sister and grammama's got the real cooties, and that's HIV! RENEE Oh dear, Sugar gets the last laugh on everyone as she hits a front flip cutter on Annagret! "BBBBBOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE Sugar Snap!!! COACH Awww yeah! Go on, girl! Crystal gets down and scores the fall.... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! DECEMBER BREAKS UP THE PIN!!! COACH I thought she was done! Sugar is HOPPING MAD DANGIT and starts bashing December with kicks and forearms and slaps. All that isn't enough to stop Sleeping Beauty from tossing her to the ropes. After the cables spew Sugar back she's hit with a MAIN EVENT SPINEBUSTER and DECEMBER positions herself at the top of her head!!!!! "YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAA!" Air is sniffed. Elbow pads are thrown. Arms wave. Ropes are run. Legs kick. AND THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW DROPS! "YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE The Most Electrifying Daughter in sports entertainment~~! But December can't even go for a pin as Annagret tries to hurry her into a Wicked Whisper! COACH Shit is brazy! The deadly finisher never appears all thanks to December back dropping Annagret out of the ring! Problems continue to mount as Sugar comes in with a full head of angry steam tossing out a lariat! Showing off some cool skills December baseball slides beneath it! Sleeping Beauty pounces like a snowcat or an ice dragon and traps her cousin in a dragon sleeper! RENEE Arctic Dreams!!! No sooner than a second after Renee says that, Sugar taps out!!! "YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" BUFFER Your winner and NEW OAOAST HOTTIES CHAMPION....DECEMBER BELLE! "YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" DECEMBER (musically) Victory, victory. RENEE Yes! Victory! December Belle, after six years of waiting, after a defeat at the first SluttyMania, December Belle is Hotties Champion! December snuggles up to her Hotties title like its a teddy bear as cheers and confetti splash all around her. COACH Gotta give it up to all three these Hotties, they wasn't fucking around. They all fought like hell. RENEE They sure did. But in the end Sleeping Beauty is the queen of this ring. Annagret is back in the ring to congratulate December along with the other Sunrays...and Ahemed Johnson! Who also has a mic. COACH Awww hell naw! AHMED Get reafy to ipe dat stoopi lil grin awf ya face be coz its ime you meet da reel Hotties chamion of da OAOASS! Decber! No one gonna save yer carcasses again er, jus akke sher you got pleny insuranse. PUNK! DECEMBER Hhheheh yay, I'm happy! RENEE Whatever floats your boat, champ. But in our mainevent of the evening the Anderson Cup reaches historic new moments as mothers and daughters collide in the ultimate battle of Los Angeles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 THE 2017 ANDERSON CUP...HISTORY IS MADE Jannetty Bracket Quarter finals The Playmakers Vs The Union JetsChrist Air Express Vs Juicy and Mariachi C02 Vs Dem Bums,Vainglorious Bastards Vs Biffman and Cash Chris Cage bracket quarterfinals Chicks Over Dicks Vs The Party BrigadeHeavy D and Warthog Vs Cobra Strike Tanner Neptune and Marc Bennet Vs Teddy Buckworth and Leon Rodez , Army of One Nation Vs Big IQ, Jannetty Bracket semifinals The Union Jets Vs CAE TonyC02 Vs VB USA Chris Cage Bracket Semifinals COD Vs Big boy and Heavy D and WarthogTanner Neptune and Marc Bennett Vs Big IQ, Jannetty Bracket Finals CAE Vs C02 Chris Cage bracket finals COD Vs Marc Bennett and Tanner Neptune Anderson Cup finals Chicks Over Dicks Vs C02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following is your SluttyMania Three Mainevent! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAA!" BUFFER It is for the 2017 Anderson Cup! Let's make history! Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance All these chicks popping pussy, I’m just popping bandz Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance These chicks clappin’, and they ain’t using hands As "Bandz A Make Her Dance" by Juicy J pumps into the arena a massive cheer arises from the fans, every which one of them on their feet. They're treated to one of the greatest entrance sights in sports entertainment history as a mobile strip club appears on the side of the entry stage! Patrons heap dollars upon the stage all offerings for the sisterly godddess of C02! MAYA JADE COACH Awww laaawwdddd we have arrived! BUFFER Entering first, from right here in LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA... "YYYYYEEEEEEEEA!" BUFFER The winners of the Jannetty Conference, they are "THE BOOTY MAMA" JADE RODEZ DUNCAN, "THE FUCK SLUT FROM HELL" MAYA DUNCAN BLANCHARD....C00000222222!" Jade twerks a bit for the camera as Maya leans in and air licks the glorious glutes of the Booty Mama! RENEE C02 went through Dem Bams, Vainglorious Bastards USA, and finally upset the Christ Air Express to get to a match that is making history, in their quest to make history. Could they be the first to win both Anderson Cups? COACH And the team they beat to win the Miss Anderson Cup was made up of Busty Rose and Krista. No diss to Busty, but Alix is in a whole other league. And C02 knows it too. Jade holds open the ropes for little sister and Maya enters with a skip in her step, pumping her arms to her fellow Angelenos as Jade enters and limbers up to keep herself ready for their toughest opponents yet. Who just so happen to be their moms. BUFFER And the winners of the Chris Cage bracket... COACH Man, who the fuck is Chris Cage anyway? Vrrrrrrrooom Vrrrrrroooom! COACH My driver is here! VRRRRRRROOOMMMM VRRRROOOOOMMMM! CRRAAASSSSSSSSH! That crash, my loyal readers, is the very pronounced sound of the arrival of greatness. The arrival of the greatest OAOAST tag team in history, the arrival of Chicks Over Dicks in glowing pink body suits and pink helments on glowing pink Tron cycles! The crowd as you can guess goes apocalyptic. RENEE Eat your heart out Monsters Ink! Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! You know it's not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend The original Hotties of the OAOAST, the motherload of all MILF's take their headgear off in unison and let bouyant locks of gold and chocolate splash through the air. We then get the real goods as the babes take off the already sexy bodysuits to show off outfits that have the weaker among us launching loads of glory and retiring for the night! BUFFER Also from Los Angeles, California... "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" BUFFER They are the seven time OAOAST tag team champions and former Anderson Cup winners, four time world champion "THE HOLLYWOOD BAD GIRL" ALIX MARIA SPEZIA, the nine time world champion, "THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA" KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN...CHICKKSS OVVERR DIIICCKKKS! "YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" Bikes left behind the gorgeous ladies walk to the center of the ramp, where Krista sweeps Alix off her feet, and Alix shows the fans by love blowing them a kiss to lead super imposed red lips to pop up the scene. Now some of the hottness may be ruined by Queen Esther making her arrival riding a chariot driven by a drunk Mariachi as they both scream "Tally-ho!" RENEE Coach, I have goosebumps! COACH You ain't the only one! The whole damn arena has goose bumps! Alix, Queen Esther and Mariachi all brag about their wheels, but Krista steadies resolve against this foolishness and gives the fans what they wanna see...those awesome Cali legs hanging her upside down on the ropes! RENEE So many firsts made in this match. This really is history! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 The Duncans gather in the ring for a handshake but soon decide on a little more than that! "YYYYYYEEEEAAAA!" RENEE I can't even get my family together for scrabble. Things begin normally with Maya facing Krista. Well sort of normally. I mean they do lock up, but once their big silicone funbags touch, the Duncan girls can't help themselves. MAYA Mmmm, mom! I'm in mania over your slutty pussy! KRISTA Mmmm, daughter, I might open wider for that strap on later! But the busty babes are in a corner now, and Nick Patrick calls for a clean break. "BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!" ALIX Kill that cracka! No one quite kills Patrick and instead Maya takes Krista into an arm wringer. This is light work for the Notorious KID who rolls through, kips up and grabs her little girl in a headlock. She wrenches on the hold for as long as she can but is then shoved into the ropes by Maya. Rather than return, Krista hooks onto the cables to avoid the ol shoulder block. KRISTA You want some...cum get some! MAYA You got it! Maya runs in and eats a face full of gazongas! Stunned, Maya staggers backwards and gets hauled down to the ground by what amounts to a side flip over school girl! ONE! Maya escapes! However she encounters more trouble as Krista drop toe holds then rolls her into another pin with a La Magistral! ONE! Another kickout! Maya scrambles to her feet, but this time gets thrown back to a pin with a hurricanrana by her mother! ONE! TWO! Again Maya escapes! MAYA MMmmph! Hmmph! Grrrrr! KRISTA You can always submit, you know, I have a lot of ass based grapples I can melt your ovaries with. MAYA Try me! Krista and Maya tangle yet again and this time wind up grabbing hold of each other's fine toned asses! They could spend all day all night and all year fondling each other's tight tan tushies, but there's an Anderson Cup to be won, so Krista whips Maya into the ropes. Jade is on hand to make a blind tag, and comes in with a mean camel toe...a camel toe that hits Krista right in the face! RENEE Yikes! Only Krista could take that move and not faint or die a blessed humanoid. Still alive, Krista is covered by Jade... ONE! An easy kickout! Easy as it may be Krista is thrown into the corner by her eldest daughter, then is forced to endure a shoulder block to her stomach. Her six pack stomach! KRISTA Seriously, Jade? Unlike you, I don't stalk the 7-11 on La Cienga to make off with their latest shipment of Ho-Hos, I actually eat you know protein, and proper foods, and do ab exercises, whereas the only ab work you do is rub your belly after you downed a full tub of cheese balls. JADE Grrrrrr! The Booty Mama makes her mama pay for her harsh words by snapmaring her over and trapping her inside a reverse chinlock. Sadly for Jade, Krista is at this point in her career immune to rest holds and rises upright without even having to do the whole psyching up babyface thing. Jade wisely breaks the hold and instead flapjacks her dear mother onto the ropes! Problem is its the ropes that take the worst of it... KRISTA RENEE I...uh...well, I never thought that would happen. The ropes have boob insurance so they're good. Jade on the other hand has to leap over her ex-soccer star mom's slide tackle, which sends her hefty titties and big ol booty a bouncing! As for Krista she's reached her corner and tags in Alix! "YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the Duncan hometown crowd sings. Ally cat slings herself into the ring and does a Shane-O-Mac style shuffle. ALIX Cosplay Queen! KRISTA Cosplay is dressing like a virginal jackass, not dancing like a virginal jackass. For instance Coach is cosplayed as a crack baby with downs syndrome, while also being a crack baby with downs syndrome. COACH Hhehe, you tell em Krista...hey, wait a minute! Alix and The Booty Mama circle about each other, feeling each out before they get ready to feel each other up. The juicy babes come together for a lockup, and Alix quickly shifts behind Jade to grab onto her uh not so skinny waist. ALIX More cushion for the pushin! JADE That may be true, but you don't have to say it! Jade tries to go behind Alix, but The Hollywood Bad Girl blocks that attempt and then snapmares Jade to the ground. The brunette babe then cinches her lovely legs around Jade's head, which should give Jade all sorts of problems, right? No! Jade rolls over and flips back, free and clear of Alix and strikes a pose! JADE Deal with it! "YYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE That's a big show of confidence from C02, and they're gonna need that to beat their moms and then maybe just maybe beat Monsters Ink. Alix decides to lay out also...lay out a cheese spread! JADE Where did...nevermind FOOD! MAYA FOCUS! Or I'll give your fruit of the month to Mariachi. RENEE I kinda feel like fruit of the month means something different. Jade does focus and takes the fight to Alix with a wave of knife edge chops. Though the blows sting, Ally Cat fights back with her own series of chops. In fact Alix is winning the brawl until Jade ends her blows with a simple scoop slam. COACH Shoulda slammed her to start, Alix was giving her da beatz! Jade takes a moment to massage her stinging chest, much to all's delight, then he makes her ascension to the second rope. JADE Go C02! "YYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" But the one going in this case is Alix who runs right to the second rope with Jade! There step mom and step daughter... ALIX Have a wild night of romance, sex and passion in this 4k Digital Playground release! RENEE And instead of paying 25.99 you get the hot step mom-daughter action for only 9.99. Talk about a steal! Jade thinks she can easily leap over Alix with a sunset flip, but as soon as she has that thought, Alix is giving her an arm drag to the mat! The second Jade gets to her feet is the second Alix barrels into her with a crossbody block leading back first because she forgot which way its supposed to go. COACH I don't want to ever be accused of calling Alix smart, but she thinks the wrestle game a lot faster than Jade and Maya can. Same goes for Krista. Jade rises and tries to get her bearings, but again Alix overwhelms her with a face crusher off the ropes. After that he hits a double jump moonsault onto her helpless daughter! "YYYYYYEEEAAAAA!" RENEE Pro Marijuana Moonsault press! COACH They love the bud in LA. RENEE Not as much as they love the Duncans. Alix keeps control of Jade as she reaches back and tags in her dear sweet wife. KRISTA Time to fuck some white bitches. QUEEN ESTHER I see no white coated hounds, but none the less I do not believe any hound needs to be struck. Its cruel! COACH I think if Charlie Brown had two pieced Snoopy, the Little Red Hair Girl would have respected him and wouldn't be getting her back blown out by Franklin as we speak. Jade tries to grab hold of her mother, but Krista proves a slippery minx and slides in an evasion and proceeds to tease her with some naughty grinding. KRISTA Let's add something to the ol family album. JADE You mean the PornHub account? KRISTA You got it. KRISTA Your nipples are as magnificent as ever. Swwwwooooon! JADE Oh no! This is a trick to get me pinned! Jade showcases her disbelief by hitting her dear sweet and horny mom with an inverted atomic drop. As Krista is staggered and shocked Jade wouldn't believe her lust, the former Hotties champ bounces off the ropes and hits a running sleeper drop! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Sweet Dreams! And could C02 be living the sweet dreams of beating their moms and becoming the first team to win a Miss Anderson Cup and an Anderson Cup? Not exactly as Krista rolls into the corner and brings herself upright, Jade lets a fist pump go ala Uncle Pierce then charges in with the double knees of doom! No doom here as Krista gets her arms up to block and Jade just sort of falls over and lands partly under the ropes. KRISTA That's right-its time for you to spread your legs and let mommy at that pretty little pussy! Lubrication from Jade's pussy runs wild and free here in Los Angeles, as her mother gets down with some wild and free pussy eating! Jade groans, no a scream a mouthful of gibberish which annoints her mom as supreme pussy eater... Jade is breathing heavy from just that little bit of carpet munching and Krista has little trouble in pulling her to the center of the ring for a pin... ONE! TWO! But Jade makes the kickout! The younger blonde hurries to her feet and takes much needed control of the match by trapping mommy dearest in an arm wrench. WIth that hold Jade elevates onto the second rope, which confuses Krista, and when she does a forward roll off the rope and keeps the hold, Krista is outright offended. KRISTA What the fuck is this shit? JADE Lucha Libre, mom. Mexican wrestling! KRISTA I'll marry and have sex with and let into my home and share my most intimate dreams and hopes and fears with a mexican. But to wrestle like one?! You ask to much, Jade, to much! Krista forces Jade to release the hold and makes her take a good ol American knife edge chop as punishment. Jade is dropped to her knees and reaches backwards to tag in kid sister. "YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"' RENEE Ivanka Trump is the first daughter of the nation, but here we've got Maya, the first daughter of the Galaxy! COACH Isn't Jade the first daughter 'cause she older? RENEE Yikes, I don't want to start that family drama. You're on your own! KRISTA Come on, girlie, I bet you have a lot you wanna do to mommy before Alix and me beat ya. MAYA Waaaaaahhaaaaaaa! KRISTA Are you crying?! (to Alix) Alix, she's crying! What am I supposed to do? QUEEN ESTHER Give her the paddle as my father did to my slow witted brother! ALIX Put her up for adoption? KRISTA That's what mom did to Pierce, but there weren't any takers. She never cried when she was a baby. Maya, honey.. Krista turns around to experience a BLUE VAGINA SPECIAL from Maya! "YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Speaking of Trump. KRISTA Gaaaah! MAYA Beat us? You probably can't even survive this orgasm I'm about to give you, old maid. The waves of exultant release are around Krista, and she has to admit she's sobbing with unconstrained bliss. She shouts, and at the same moment her senses exploded as she comes in a tumultous rush, in a release that forces her against Maya, driving her finger into deep into her! KRISTA Ohhhh mama! I mean ohhhh daughter! Krista damn near faints and falls to the mat, dragging Maya and her juice soaked finger along with her! As Krista has been pussymatized by her youngest girl, she's easy pickings and pinned... ONE! TWO! Alix breaks up the pin! ALIX My turn! I wanna get fingered until the sun sets! MAYA You sure can. I'm an obedient daughter after all. KRISTA *Giggle* you're all mine today, little girl! Krista siezes Maya from behind, but Maya was aware of this tactic and flips out of Krista's hold! Krista is utterly shocked and for that reason doesn't defend against the half nelson face crusher from Maya! RENEE Wow! Maya has really turned things around for C02. MAYA No thanks to Jade. JADE I can hear you! MAYA Oh. Ooops. Krista finds that maybe Maya is a bit too hot to handle and grumbles to herself as she tags in Alix. ALIX The elder cow moos, and so summons the virile stallion to take her place! QUEEN ESTHER Yes! Moo, elder cow! Moo for Alix! KRISTA I don't know what the hell you just said, but if you two call me elder cow one more time I'll filet your asses to prime dead meat. Everyone ignores Krista, which doesn't make her happy, as Alix whips Maya to the ropes. The FuckSlut from Hell leap frogs Alix on the return, then keeps on a running and hits a scissors kick on Alix! "YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Inheritance Kick! Alix is wise to roll out the ring, rather than get pinned by Maya. But hungry for that AC win, the teenage babe rushes over to grab Alix by her brown locks and starts pulling her into the ring. Yet, Alix is just as eager to retain control and so snaps off a jawbreaker to stun Maya. Alix can't capitalize due to being a lil woozy from the Inheritance Kick and so leans agains the ropes. And that gives Maya a full look at her booty! MAYA Dat, Latina ass! That ass is so big it could break down Trump's wall... Alix uses her booty as a weapon though and smacks Maya right in her drooling mouth! RENEE Now you know what its like to drop the soap in the women's shower! COACH ALIX I'm more than just my booty! I'm also my flashy unrealistic wrestling moves. And on that note Alix hits an inverted overdrive! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE West Coast Turn Around! A cover.... ONE! TWO! Jade breaks up the pinfall, by yanking Alix up! JADE Uhhhh, how's this go? Uhhh, aye carumba, dude, let me at your bumblebee, man! QUEEN ESTHER Ah, celebration of bumble bees and all they do for our flower friends. A wonderful idea, Jade! MAYA I've never been less horny in my life. ALIX Mmmm gimme some Jadeycake! RENEE It actually worked. Now you have no excuses, Coach. Alix and Jade keep going at it, swapping tongues, swapping spit in Mexican-American lez fest. But the official breaks it up due to Jade exceeding 5 seconds in the ring! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!" KRISTA Boooooo? You should send a sex cartoon of Mohamed to Isis with his name on it. REFEREE Maya takes back control and leaps onto Alix to try a victory roll. But there's no victory or rolling as Alix pops Maya right off. Maya is lucky enough to land on her feet, but maybe its not so lucky as Alix smacks her in the face with a forearm. Maya becomes dizzied by the hold and Alix starts twisting her around for her sommersault neckbreaker finisher! RENEE Uh oh! Look out! But Maya manages to escape and hits a bridging German suplex! ONE! TWO! A kickout! Maya reaches back and gets the tag to the Booty Mama! "YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAA!" the Duncan girls hometown crowd sings. RENEE Jade's Pimp Daddy gets his time to shine at AngleMania, he'll be a part of the Payday Battle Royal. But now its Jade's time to be bootyrific! Jade ducks a lariat from Alix, and goes for broke by trying to hit her reverse x-factor finisher. Yet it doesn't go off as quick as usual and Alix is able to pry Jade's hands away from her. Now with control, The Hollywood Bad Girl tosses Jade into an empty corner then knocks her on her tush with a shoulder tackle. ALIX I didn't like how low Latina's were on PornHub's search rankings, so I'm gonna show you why we're the best! Alix sets herself up to give Jade a face full of ass, and the girls hometown fans are rocking even more with cheers. QUEEN ESTHER Careful! If you ruin the stitching on those tights of yours, I'll have little choice but to have the tailor flogged in town square. No need to worry, tailor, Alix is grabbed hold of by Jade and tossed down to the corner herself. JADE Now you're gonna see why PAWG got dam bomb ranking! "YYYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" ALIX Whooo-hoooo! Sign me up for PornHub's affiliate marketing and lemme cash in on dat ass! Jade pumps up the already yelling crowd, but takes her eyes off the fact that Alix has tagged in Krista. Mom's presence becomes painfully felt as Krista spins her around and nails her with a side effect! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE Blond's Never Pay a Cover! And I haven't paid one ever, so its so true. COACH My signature is a Black Man Pays Extra To Get In. The pin is made... ONE! TWO! Jade with the kickout! Krista parades about the ring for her home audience, jiggling her mammoth tities until she comes back to Little Miss California. The daughter springs her legs up trying to catch Krista with a head scissors, but Krista catches her and gets to work! KRISTA You made a mistake, your train of momentum is getting rear ended, Jadeycakes! JADE Ohhhhhh! Mommy! Jade screams out with wild unbridled passion, her mom truly hitting all the right spots of her phat white ass along with her horny pussy. Her juices leak onto the ring mat, leaving hell for the ring crew to clean up. RENEE Forget wildest Anderson Cup match in history this may be the wildest match ever! Jade is in lala land in LaLa land and staggers to her feet in a blissful haze. Krista leaps right into her and hits a KIDology! "YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" COACH Shit is done now! It must be as Krista makes the cover,,,, ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! JADE WITH THE KICKOUT! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE The craziness will not end! Not yet! Krista smiles at Jade's resilience but knows her daughter has reached her limits. Thus Krista casually climbs to the top rope, certainly no RVD leaping up. She waves to her hometown fans and then sails off the top with a phoneix splash! But Jade moves out the way at the last possible nanosecond! COACH Yo! Shit was close as fuck! Both mother and daughter use the ropes to get to their feet with the LA crowd rooting them both on! Krista takes aim first with a lariat, but Jade is also able to dodge this move. And then The Booty Mama traps Krista into a cobra clutch and performs a mighty backbreaker! "YYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Extreme Hollywood Makeover! COACH Bitches better make that extreme hot tag! Both worn out and spent babes crawl to their partners. ALIX Jeez, hurry! Hurry up and choose me! KRISTA This isn't Pokemon Go, but I can turn this into a Hitmonbitch. Finally tags are made! "YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!" The City of Angels explodes! Alix and Maya run and hit each other with forearms! Far from hurt the two wave the other on and get into a flurry of forearms! COACH Its brazy in the home of the Bloods! Alix ends the forearm fest and scoops Maya up to slam her down. ALIX Bootytime~! Not exactly as Maya school girls her step mom! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! Krista breals up the fall! The elder Duncans then grab Maya into a double front facelock and look for a double suplex. But looking is all they duo as Maya slips out the back and pinches their bums! COD Ow! QUEEN ESTHER Oh! Shocking! COACH That's what shocking to her of all the things she's seen tonight. Jade comes back to action and together she and Maya bodyslam their moms. JADE and MAYA BOOTYTIME~! "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The Duncan kids complete their popular signature attack and moonsault onto their moms! Then a double cover is made! ONE! TWO! A double kickout! Alix rolls out onto the ring apron, and gets followed by Jade. Little Miss California pulls her step mom upright as the fans are on the edge of their seat! Jade takes a swing at Ally Cat, but Alix blocks the attack and Jade is spun around. That leaves her in a bad position and Alix takes advantage by hitting a reverse bulldog on Alix!! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" RENEE The Sweetie! COACH On the damn ring apron! Jade rolls off to the ring mat, suffering from the ill effects of the deadly hold. Alix is free to get back into the ring and together with Krista they whip Maya to the ropes and drop her with a pair of back elbows! ALIX Let's show em how its done! COD BOOTYTIME~! QUEEN ESTHER Yes, those joined in holy matrimony doing as my father and mother did when they would paddle the kitchen staff for underheating the porridge. Good! "YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAA!" COD flip over with their own moonsaults and double pin Maya! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! JADE BREAKS UP THE PINFALL! RENEE Both sets of Duncans are fighting with all they have to win the Anderson Cup! Krista deals with Jade, pounding her with clubbing forearms before sending her into the ropes. Miss California tries a new move with a pop up powerbomb, but its best she left that to ReX as Jade counters with a hurricanrana that throws her out of the ring! RENEE Wow! Meanwhile Alix has Maya setup for her sommersault neckbreaker once again! But this time as Alix flips, Maya flips with her and lands on her feet! Alix is completely at a loss to explain what happened, and because of her disorientation she's hit by Maya's leapfrog face crusher! "YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE iMaya! COACH Hell naw! C02 might win! The crucial cover... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!!! DING DING DING RENEE They did it!!!!! They really did it!!!!! BUFFER Your winner and 2017 Anderson Cup Champiosn....CEEEE-OOOHHH-TTTWWWWOOOO! "C02! C02! C02!" COACH The match was braaaaainnnnsss, and the outcome shows anything can and will happen in the OAOAST! C02 are humble and respectful in their victory. Nah just kidding, they're jumping for joy and relishing the latest achievement in their astonishing careers. The fans are right along with them, celebrating an outcome they never thought they would see. RENEE C02 have become the first team to win both the Miss Anderson Cup and Anderson Cup. What a team! Krista and Alix are mighty proud of their daughters and feel nothing but delight for them, and so its with warm and proud smiles they give the girls their first Anderson Cup trophy, and truly this is a moment to be remembered long after this writer is in jail for sexual assault. This is the biggest sports entertainment moment Los Angeles has ever seen. As if prime Kobe just beat prime Magic in 1 on 1. Of course no one's beating Kobe! "YYYYEEAAAAAAAA!" The daughters are overloaded with joy for their win and touched behind belief that their moms have presented the trophy to them. So much emotion is filling the arena, the four Duncans can't help but shed a few tears. COACH Awwww shiznit! "BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE Wait a minute! Out come the monstrous duo known as Monsters Ink, dressed for their usual slaughter, led by one Carl MacDonald, dressed sort of like the KFC colonel after a night of shopping Hell's fashion district. CARL Well, I do declare this is a mighty fine surprise. My boys thought they'd be coming out here to put in a honest days work. But with C02 winning it looks like this'll be easier than rounding up a one legged hound. A-hehehhee! RENEE What is he talking about? CARL Normally the tag title match is reserved for AngleMania, but my whole group of boys and myself included/ got a big problem with your whole family and we're planning on breaking ya'll mares in inside an Ejaculation Chamber. The Duncan clan have no more tears only firm acceptance and invitations to bring it. DEUCE That includes that redhead cunt! QUEEN ESTHER Excuse me, but what redhead runt do you refer to? JUMBO You! QUEEN ESTHER I am only a bit bellow average height for a woman. DEUCE Shut up! We owe the little princesses a tag title match, so let's knock that out the way and give you a taste of the hardcore skull fucking you got coming to you at AngleMania, KRISTA Deuce- MAYA Don't worry, mom. JADE We got this! Alix nods and offers a thumbs up. And despite her extreme misgivings Krista is willing to let her girls fight their own battle. This time C02 is standing on their own two! COACH This ain't a good idea. RENEE Yeah, I'm with you. C02 is exhausted! How can they hope to beat Monsters Ink. The giants are full of confidence and enter the ring laughing and joking with one another. But there's nothing funny about being hit with a big ass trophy, and that's what happens to them both! "YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" CARL No! No! I don't believe- DOUBLE SUPERKICK ON CARL BY COD! "YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!" Jade pins Jumbo and Maya pins Deuce... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winners and NEW OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....CEEEE-OOHHH---TWWWWOOOOO! "YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RENEE Another first! Another unbelievable accomplishment! Another history making event! The crowd is going ballistic for their hometown girl's achievements and COD are the proudest parents you can find right now, and C02 are the happiest sisters in the whole wide world! The girls are on the top of the world and moms are right there with them! RENEE I mean...wow! The first team to win both the Hotties Tag Titles and the World Tag Titles and the first team to win the tag titles the same night as the Anderson Cup. What can't C02 do?! COACH I think the Duncan family might just beat Slaughterhouse in the Ejaculation Chamber and that's saying something. The kids are hailed by their parents and have their hands raised to the immense immense immense glee of the sold out audience, their audience, the Los Angeles fans! Hollywood will be rocking tonight! RENEE What a way to close out SluttyMania Three with history made so many times over! We will see you on HeldDOWN as we head into AngleMania! FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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