Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT-BROADCAST IN OAOAST HD RENEE The eyes of the Galaxy are on OAOAST HeldDOWN~! As myself, Renee Young sits with the hater of the year, Da Coach, and The Challenge continues to heat up! Let's take a look at what you might have seen on SYN before we start with Blaine and Bi-Curious George A video package aired highlighting matches from The Challenge which aired earlier this week on OAOAST SYN. Baron Windels d. Simon Singleton Bi-Curious George d. Sumeragi Lucius Soul d. Tony Tourettes Big Papa Thrust d. THE FLEX Blaine Cayley d. Deuce Deuce Bigelow Logan Mann d. Mr. Dick ***The Challenge: Bi-Curious George (2-3) Vs Blaine Cayley (4-1) W/Sammi Cayley*** Before the match, BCG kissed BOTH Sammi and Blaine's hands. SAMMI I like him! What a guy! Go easy on him, Blaine. BLAINE Lucky you, I had some ideas to add to your face paint. Some bruises, some scrapes, some cuts. But BCG proved to be very elusive as early on Blaine couldn't get a single hand on him! BCG You look more the type for a dance party. Let's hit it! BCG busted out some moves, and ended with a flourish of a flying forearm to Blaine! Annoyed, Blaine got to his feet and ran at BCG only to get dumped over the ropes! With Blaine laid flat, BCG showed his stuff by flying off the apron with a leg drop! RENEE I don't know if he's gonna win this torunament, but George is making people stand up and take notice. COACH I didn't know what to expect but this dude got talent. Blaine was thrown into the ring and kicked out a pinfall. He also avoided a Lionsault, and picked up BCG and him with a vertebreaker! RENEE Bittersweet Romance! Blaine sought out his Welsh Press but BCG avoided it and jumped up to throw a hurricanrana! But when Blaine got to his feet, he tripped up BCG with a Liontamer. Luckily, George was able to make the ropes. Blaine did drag him back but again George made the ropes! COACH George knows the standings, he knows this is a must win match. I ain't rooting for him though, but I hope he finishes above nappy ass Soul. With face paint chipping George got into a slug fest with Blaine. The Lion threw him into the ropes, then caught him with a spinning wheel kick. Blood was drawn from George's nose but after a Welsh press he was able to kickout. The newcomer from SMUSH tried to take over Blaine with a DDT, but Blaine tripped him up with a Liontamer and the third time was a charm with Blaine gaining a submission victory. Winner: Blaine Cayley, via submission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Inside the rocking and rolling interview lounge Sara Jean wears a frown as she stands next to Ser Alearys Chance The Exile, who boasts his banner, a buried man on a black field. SARA JEAN Ugh. SER AC Why so sour? SARA JEAN Because I have to interview you. The worst of the worst. SER AC I'm not so bad once you get to no me. Lord Northstar enjoys my company tremendously! SARA JEAN No, here is what Northstar says. That poor hapless son of bitch here's what he says. I look at his dead eyes and I see a man crying out. Crying out “when, lord. When the fuck can your servant ditch this psychotic chucklehead to whom I'm a slave to his every folly, so much that it prevents me from even ever being able to kiss a woman or know peace or enjoy a sunstet. FUCK! When, lord, whens gonna be my time? SER AC I'm not that bad a guy. SARA JEAN You once tortured Krista's highschool soccer coach for fun. SER AC A lot of the worlds ills would be cured if more people were like me. Its fallen out of fashion. Torture. It shouldn't be. Imagine all the cruel savages that would be made to heel with a good hot poker. SARA JEAN You're the cruel savage! SER AC You think me a savage, but Bohemoth was a savage. A stupid savage. An idiot like him thought he was invincible, and could challenge a lord in a Kingdom. He learned his error soon enough, and now the buried man flies on my banners to remind the other savages their fate. SARA JEAN Yeah, I see. So what about the Elimination Chamber. You're in it, I guess glory to King Landon. SER AC Of course, of course! But! SARA JEAN But? SER AC Glory to me as well! The title of knight is all well and good, but I have ambitions. Big ambitions! They mark me above savage. I intend on becoming a lord someday. SARA JEAN You?! A lord? SER AC From a knight to a lord...then finally a prince! SARA JEAN That's not how it works. King Landon's child will be the prince. SER AC He has no child, not even a queen to give him one. He's a King with no heir, and as history has shown kings drop like flies. Heh. Good day. Ser AC picks up his buried man banner and strides off with a sinister grin beholding his face. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 *** The Challenge: Logan Mann (2-2-1) w/ Holly vs. THE FLEX (1-4) w/ Loreli DeCenzo *** Following a rough start Logan has rebounded nicely. THE FLEX? Not so much. His chances of retaining the MITB briefcase growing slimmer by the week. A loss tonight and he'll need plenty of help to even have a shot to make the finals. So he came out in smash mode. COACH AAH! Logan's getting treated like a rag doll! No match for Flex's strength and knowing the big man is short on brains, Logan lured Flex outside and caused him to charge towards the ringpost. Logan moved and Flex ate cold steel! * TWHACK * RENEE Oh! Shoulder-first into the ringpost goes Flex! Logan rolled a hurting Flex back in and made the cover, grabbing a handful of trunks for good measure. Winner: Logan Mann, via pinfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Backstage in the makeup chair we find.... RHAENYS barking at her sister.... ALYSANNE RHANEYS I have summered in the Hamptons, and wintered in the Virgin Islands- ALYSANNE I didn't get to go. RHANEYS Of course not. It was a private time for bae and me. ALSYANNE Bae? RHAENYS Xavier, of course. Now, I know you're not very sharp when it comes to relationships but you're all I have right now. Shouldn't he have put a ring on it by now? ALYSANNE Hmmmm, you usually don't wear rings. RHAENYS You IDIOT! I mean a wedding ring. I'm his main chick after all. Don't I deserve to have a lavish wedding with all the other WAGS looking at me jealously because I'm having a million dollar bash? Yes, I do deserve that. But, the problem Xavier doesn't see me as a high value female. ALYSANNE I do! RHAENYS Who cares? No. We've won the Hotties tag titles once, but what have we done lately? Nothing. I say its time we take back the gold and show Xavier what his main chick is all about. ALYSANNE Yeah! Good idea! COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 *** The Challenge: Simon Singleton (2-3) W/Molly Nerdly Vs Deuce Deuce Bigelow (3-2) *** This affair was short but intense and started with Deuce attacking Simon during his entrance. The men brawled outside with Deuce trying to use a chair, but Referee Brian Knobb stopping him. RENEE Don't get NASTY with Knobbs. Hehehehe. Simon responsed to Deuce's actions by bashing his head into the ring steps. The duo went into the ring, where Deuce used brawling moves to wear down Simon. But when he tried a powerbomb, Simon escaped and rolled him up for a near 3 count. Deuce clobbered him with a lariat then tried a standing moonsault, but the move missed! Simon himself dazzled with some sweet kicks but missed Skyfall and Deuce used a buckle bomb to pin him and take him a victory after a brutal match. Winner: Deuce Deuce Bigelow, via pinfall In front of an OAOAST backdrop stood Outlaw Cello, 24/7 Champion who ran down TurboWolf as well as The Challenge. OUTLAW CELLO Lots of sissies round these parts. Surprised they didn't put the were-kitty in The Challenge. Fits him perfectly. Pussy foot around for what you want instead of going out and taking it. But, don't worry everybody, he's gonna make his intentions known to make his intentions known to enter next years Challenge, and while he's making his intentions known I'll still be 24/7 Champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 DARKENED ALLEY CHICAGO, IL MIDNIGHT It may be bed time for Terry Taylor, but that doesn't stop him from walking down the hallway with microphone in hand and camera crew behind him. TAYLOR Terry Taylor, on the scene! I got text message from someone saying they were a former OAOAST SuperStar looking to make a return to the OAOAST. And my crew and I want to hear why they want to come back and what they plan on doing when they.....oh good lord. Terry friends run head first into the monstrous unit of CLEM BUZZLEFOXER SR and friends! Clem is currently getting a shoulder rub from his big booty zombie girlfriend. TERRY No! You sent the text?! You?! CLEM WAAAANDDDAAAA STTOPPPP. WANDA WAANNNTTTT CLEMMMM SCHLLONNGGGG! CLEM TERRY Run!!!! The camera crew drops their equipment and zooms off in the other direction with several of Clem's zombie henchmen on the run after them. We hear the scream of one man, who's not Terry Krista will be disappointed to note, as the henchmen close upon him and sink their teeth into his flesh. Clem does not partake in the meal rather he and Wanda get down and look into the camera. CLEM CLEMMM RETTRRRUNNN OAOAOST! GETT BRAAAINNNSSS! GET BIIGGGG BOOOTTTTY BITTCCHHESSSSSS! WANDA EAT DELTA DELTA DELTA! CLEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 ***Tony Tourettes (0-5) W/Papa Duncan Vs Big Papa Thrust (4-1) W/Busty Rose and Ohalala*** Before the match, Tony Moneymaker had to address the Freakazoids. TONY Hey, babes, Rich Boy Tourettes is speaking to you, so listen to me good. Time to drop this broke BUM and get with Fortune 500 Tony. We got the second best cable package back at the apartment. PAPA DUNCAN With Showtime! BUSTY and OHLALA No way! TONY I get it, I'm too classy a cat for you. I'm enjoying the finer things in life, while I drink Bud Light you drink "Dave's Bender Blend" and while I eat shrimp scampi, you eat Pizza Lunchables., while I have a subscription to Digital Playground you have to watch low def videos on xxxbunker..while I- POW! Big Papa Thrust shut Tony up with a big boot! BIG PAPA THRUST Keep your damn mouth shut, before I knock every tooth ya got into the fourth row, cause that's where I'm gonna knock your teeth if you don't shut up! You'll be lucky to get one woman in your life! Forget two Freakazoids! Even that piece of white trash Mister Dick gets pussy, but he takes it up the ass like he has a pussy so he isn't getting pussy, he's getting dick like that twink Tanner Neptune, and that's the only hope you got of getting laid. Pussy! Tony performed worse than usual in this affair after getting kicked in the mouth and ran down, and barely offered any offense for BPT to defend against. At the 1:33 mark, Big Papa Thrust pinned Tony off a Volcanic Eruption (two handed chokeslam) to take home another victory. Winner: Big Papa Thrust, via pinfall RENEE Well, Tony lost again but Big Papa Thrust is ROLLING through The Challenge! THE CHALLENGE AFTER PARTY!Hosted by Josh Matthews with insight from Reject, Todd Cortez and Dan Black Immediatley following HeldDOWN~! on the OAOAST Network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Outside the arena, Krista Isadora Duncan has been given a wide berth, which is a good thing seeing that she has a FLAME THEOWER! KRISTA Alright, Tyler, honey, I want you to be aware that I've stolen from you. No, not the child torture fantasy porn you won on auction of MJ's estate I stole all your merchandise on hand at the arena. Krista extends her hand to show a whole bunch of Tyler Bryant merchandise from sunglasses to underwear to toys. KRISTA But, honestly unless there's a Tyler Bryant dildo contained in this mass of shit, it is as a point of fact utterly worthless to me. I wouldn't even donate this to poor kids in Syria. I wouldn't donate anything to poor kids in Syria actually, or poor kids anywhere, get a job, bums. But hopefully my point still stands. So, I guess I'm just gonna have to burn your shit, and rob you of all your merchandise fees...unless there is a dildo. Krista looks around. KRISTA No dildo. That's a good idea, I'm gonna write a letter to governor Brown about getting OAOAST dildos made. But, Tyler, honey bun, as for this burning thing technically I'm not doing this to you, the crack is, because you must be on healthy amounts of crack cocaine to even consider not giving me what I want when I demand it. I demanded a Three Stages of Hell match and you saw fit to deny me?! Now let the burning of the Tyler Bryant themed adult diapers symbolize both the burning hell you have incurred and the steaming shit that is FLEX's wrestling ability and overall worth as a human being and as a black man, so says rapper The Game on IG, I'm just saying. No hate there. THE FLEX (OS) FLEX SAVE CLOTHES! Krista looks over to see The Flex running to save Tyler's merchandise and his subsidiary fees! KRISTA I have a flame thrower, fool. THE FLEX FLEX SAVE TYLER! KRISTA Ya know, the Russians say HGH makes you flame retardant, and you certainly are retarded. WHHOOOSSSSSSH! Krista spews her flame thrower and lights up Tyler's shit! THE FLEX (un)fortunatley doesn't get burnt, but sinks to his knees and watches in horror as the flames consume Tyler's cash cow! KRISTA Tyler Bryant, honey, my sweet love, this absolves you of nada. I will have my Three Stages of Hell match even if I have use Pokemon Go and lure you into a minefield and shove a World War One relic up your ass and blow your body parts across every inch of the OAOAST Galaxy. There is no limit to the violent and cruel lows I will stoop to to make sure your existence is an unbearable hell that even death itself will never relieve. Follow me on SnapChat! I get nekkid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 *** The Challenge: Sumeragi (0-5) vs. Baron Windels (4-1) *** It's been a bumpy road for Sumeragi ever since winning the TMW Stars of Tomorrow 6-Pack Challenge to earn a spot in this year's Challenge. Although the tournament was gonna be a challenge -- no pun intended -- for whoever nabbed the spot, for a guy like Sumeragi who craves instant success, the humbling he's gotten so far has been hard to swallow. As for Baron Windels, he's been as advertised, despite some worries spending much of the past couple years in a tag team with Ned Blanchard (Cobra Strike) could have some effect on his ability to readjust to singles competition. But BW got all he could handle and then some on this night, as Sumeragi was hellbent on picking up a W by any means necessary. And the youngster did just that spraying BW in the eyes with MIST and hitting a top rope lariat to the back of the head. Upon making the cover Sumeragi made sure to cover BW's face so the ref couldn't see the mist. Winner: Sumeragi, via pinfall. THE HOTTEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER RETURNS MONDAY NIGHT, AUGUST 29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 nside one of the darker corners of the arena we find.... SILVER and CAELDORI FOX SILVER So, Theodore turned into a vampire and ran off? Its only a matter of time before he kills me! I can't wait! I'll be the stepping stone to his new hope. Lucky me! This is what I always dreamed off! CAELDORI I have to admit my impression of you was all wrong. I thought you were a reliable fighter. Instead you're a pretty worthless idiot. Did you get that from your upbringing? SILVER Did I? My father was a bit of a loser. CALEDORI Whaaaat?! Th-that's so disrespectful! SILVER My father has never had a single intelligent thought in his head! He never could be like Uncle AngleSault. CALEDORI But he's your own flesh and blood! All sons should respect their fathers. SILVER I'll choose my own role models. CALEDORI That is SO rude! I would rather die than betray my father by speaking like that! Even if my dad is dead I owe him everything! And that's why I had the sword impaled in Teddy's stomach, to get payback for him. But you don't even care about yours. SILVER I hope Theodore can become a father figure to me if he doesn't kill me first. What a blessing that would be! CALEDORI Hmph. This is where we part ways then. SILVER You're not joining the Menagerie? CALEDORI Never ever! You're all just a bunch of dopes for a leader that doesn't actually give a fig about you. SILVER Someone with your talent could rise to the top of the heap, though. CALEDORI Someone with my talent shouldn't ever live on a heap! Besides I have better offers for my friendships, and they don't come from a gang of bozos and morons. Our paths may cross again when Teddy comes seeking revenge, but don't think we're friends or anything. If I have to sell you out to save my own life, better believe I will. Good-bye, Jason. Caledori gives a curt nod and walks off. SILVER She called me by my real name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 *** The Challenge: Lucius Soul (3-1-1) w/ Jade & Melody vs. Mr. Dick (3-2) *** Our marquee bout of the week treated the OAOAST Galaxy to a helluva match between two superstars going in opposite directions. RENEE Over the last few weeks Lucius Soul had climbed to the top of the standings! Meanwhile, Mr. Dick has dropped two straight! Late in the match Lucius worked some magic to escape a Jackhammer attempt, floating over the top and surprising MD with the F2S. COACH 'FRO 2 SLEEP! But Lucius only scored a nearfall as MD placed his foot on the rope just as the ref was about to slap the mat a third time. RENEE Lucius Soul, oh so close to victory! Lucius went to pick MD off the mat when MD grabbed a handful of 'fro and wrapped him up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Lucius shifts his weight! ONE! TWO! MD shifts his weight back! ONE! TWO! Another momentum shift! And other! Now near the ropes MD decides to hook the bottom rope with his feet! RENEE & COACH ONE! TWO! THREE!!! Winner: Mr. Dick, via pinfall. RENEE Did that really just happen? MD goes to shake Lucius' hand, which he does unaware of how MD scored the W. Likewise for his assistants Jade and Melody. COACH Well that happened. So all is well in the OAOAST Galaxy. OFFICIAL STANDINGS BPT 5-1 Blaine 5-1 Mr. Dick 4-2 BW 4-2 Deuce 4-2 Logan 3-2-1 Lucius 3-2-1 Simon 2-4 Bi-Curious George 2-4 THE FLEX 1-5 Sumeragi 1-5 Tony T 0-6 COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 We're in the interview lounge right now as Sara Jean Underwood hangs out with microphone in hand and Alix Maria Spezia and Queen Esther at her side. SARA JEAN What's up everyone, Sara Jean her with Alix Maria Spezia. Big news with Krista's return and The Challenge, but let's not forget about you Alix- ALIX Sniffle! Sniffle! SARA JEAN Uh, why are you saying sniffle? ALIX Should I have actually sniffled instead. Dang it, I always mess the sniffle up! I am an awful sniffler! QUEEN ESTHER Do not worry, Alix, please tell Sara Jean, what you have told me. ALIX Sara Jean, you're an inspiration. No I take it back. A freaking inspiration! QUEEN ESTHER Hark! It is agreed by me as well! SARA JEAN Me? ALIX I saw your snapchat recently when you told that story about how you used to stuff your bra with fish because you were ashamed of your boob size and it broke my heart! Fish are the devil among the animal kingdom and want nothing more to divide us in this racial war, and you stuffed your bra with them. But then I thought about it, and I realized you overcome your sadness and poor self esteem and you took your top off for bunches of strangers! And that effing rules! QUEEN ESTHER Yes! It is Effie's Rules! Good for you for following them! SARA JEAN Gee, thanks, Alix! ALIX You're so gorgeous and hot, I think you get better looking every year. SARA JEAN You think so? ALIX I know so! I have a mathematical formula to track it. SARA JEAN You know what else I get every year? Better in bed. Why don't you come find out? ALIX WHOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO! SARA JEAN I take that, that's a yes. QUEEN ESTHER Huzzah! A slumber party! SARA JEAN Uh, Queen Esther, why don't you wait here while Alix and I make the bed. Okay? QUEEN ESTHER I will wait with bated breath! Alix and Sara Jean giggle to themselves as they hurry off! COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Alix and Sara Jean rush into a back room of the interview lounge, still giggling their sexual glee over being with one another. Immediately when the door shuts they can't keep their hands or lips off one another and engage in a wild tongue battle. The two tongues swirl around each other, hooking and gropping and seemingly warring for survival. For Sara Jean its one of the hottest kisses of her life and she takes an extreme aggressor position and works her whole body in overwhelming Alix. Both girls are quite talented tongue smiths, and any other partner might just be happy to swap spit for hours on end. But both Alix and Sara Jean want more. So much more, and so while tangling their tongues the duo make an in sync descent into the bed, crashing into the sheets in a heap. Their love making continues with horny passion as Alix guides herself atop Sara Jean, now taking the dominant role for herself. ALIX I'm on top! I win! SARA JEAN I don't think its a contest. ALIX ITS ALWAYS A CONTEST! If it is contest then Sara Jean is the first to get her top off in the next event, prying it away for Alix to soak in her sweet glorious boobs....held behind an annoying bra! Alix won't stand for that! ALIX MOAR BOOBS! Nope, just bra glory isn't enough for Alix who tears apart the lingerie, pulling it to shreds and utterly ruining Sara Jean's article of clothing. It may be Vickie's finest but its demise its well worth it because those are boobs that could bring down kingdoms. Meanwhile in the interview lounge.... QUEEN ESTHER ***twiddles thumbs**** Back inside the back room it is the right nipple of Sara Jean that receives heavenly attention first, grappled by Alix hungry mouth. Left nipple then gets its share of Alix's needy suckling, the sexy babe like an actual babe at the breasr. Sara Jean is biting her lip as Alix's wet slobbering mouth goes back and forth in machine gun succession, each time sucking her teats hard and rough. Things become slightly more gentle when Alix adds her tongue into the mix, that soft wet muscle circling each of Sara Jean nipples in turn, making the interviewer moan and shudder with glee. Then Alix starts nipping at Sara Jean's nipples, not enough to truly hurt but it definitely sets the situation back to hard and rough, not that Sara Jean complains. Though some gnetle loving would have been nice, Sara Jean is for sure ready for hard some fucking. And the great thing is that Alix doesn't yet realize she's the one who's getting drilled tonight! Alix is for certain determined to get some hard fucking herself, her pussy torn apart, but she can't ignore the nice melons of Sara Jean. After all these are the melons that started this whole party. The Latina cutie presses her face against Sara Jean's tits, beginning to softly and tenderly motorboat them. Soft giggles seep out of Sara Jean's mouth, then moans with frustration come along when Alix goes right back to sucking her tits. After all Sara Jean has so much more body to explore than just her boobs. SARA JEAN I know you love big boobs, after all you're married to Krista, but how about we have some real fun? Why not take that talented tongue of yours down south, Alix? Before Sara Jean can speak another word, Alix's gets the idea; her hand strokes along her sensitive area through her jeans. The busty brunette smiling around the nipple in her mouth as she feels how soaking wet the playboy model is. Drenched are these jeans, and Alix is overjoyed with excitement to taste the juices. So excited is the Hollywood Bad Girl, Alix quickly moves to grab hold of the waistband to those jeans while seizing onto the golden underwear as well before she yanked them down in hurry worthy of a teenager on prom night. Quite the old pro at clothing removal, Alix has Sara Jean hot and naked in no time flat and leans back to admire the stunning perfection of her body.... As she continues admiring the lush beauty of Sara Jean, Alix pushes her own ruffled skirt and zebra print thing down, stepping out of them and kicking off her high heels before crawling back onto the bed. Its incredibly tempting for Ally Cat to simply bury her face in between those toned and tanned thighs, but for once Alix uses self control. A rare feat one worthy of a holiday! Instead of devouring some gorgeous Sara Jean pussy, Alix's pink lips kiss her way up those beautiful legs, her lips moving back and forth between them as she snakes upwards. Once she reaches those tight taut muscular thighs Alix slows down, letting her lips linger on every inch of that strong heavenly scented area. SARA JEAN Girl, I can't take it anymore! Sara Jean grabs a heavy chunk of brown hair, yanks Alix upwards and then shoves the Latina cutie's face right into her needy cunt! ALIX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Luckily for Sara Jean Alix's actual genuine fright gives way to her slutiness and she's more than eager to meet Sara Jean's demands for carpet munching. Her tongue flickers out and starts lapping up what she can, before Alix needs a moment to savor the delish flavor. ALIX Good nommmmming! Nomming is anime for eating! SARA JEAN Uh, great? It is.. paradise! From nom nom nom nom nomming Alix is almost losing her mind to the sweet flavour of her night's love. But Alix isn't some young virgin at college. Alix is a pro! A pro pussy eater! The Mexican babe has has done this a million times, maybe a million and one. So with mind lost to the heady pink scents of Sara Jean, Alix's body takes over, her tongue gently sliding out over and over again to lap at the yummy treat in front of her. The cutie makes sure never to lick too hard or fast, at least not yet. Hard and fast would come sooner rather than later, but for now Alix just gently licks away at her friend's sex, making the other Hottie tremble and moan from her soft touch. SARA JEAN Lick me! Lick me baby, lick my pussy! Ohhhhhhhhh God yes lick me! Few would describe the hot headed Latina as patient, yet in between Sara Jean's smooth thighs its almost like the thick brunette has gotten a personality transplant where she can just casually strum along this gorgeous woman's pussy without feeling the need to dive in and snack away.. Of course there is one way for Sara Jean to get what she wants, but it is very shifty window of opportunity. SARA JEAN I wanna 69 with you, mmmmmmmm, taste your sweet little pussy in my mouth as you're eating mine! ALIX YAAAAHOOOOOO—HOOOOO-HOOOOOO! That's Alix for what a killer idea! Indeed it is and Alix almost hurts Sara Jean as she layers her hot and horny body atop her, pressing her dripping pussy onto the pretty face of the playboy bunny. Even then Alix doesn't move fast enough for Sara Jean's liking, the blond grabbing hold of her bubble butt and forcing Alix right down on atop her. Meanwhile in the interview lounge... QUEEN ESTHER ***twiddles thumbs**** WAITRESS Can I get you anything to drink? QUEEN ESTHER No, thank you, my friends are setting up our slumber party. Actually I'll tell you what's happening! The blonde is slamming her tongue deep into the brunette's love hole with Alix screaming out joyfully from this blessed tongue fucking. That tongue ripping in and out of her needy hole is driving the Latina babe crazy with both her desire to cum and her need to make Sara Jean cum. Alix shoves her tongue as deep as it will go into Sara Jean's pussy and begins frantically fucking thethe other Hottie. The LA bred babe is becoming completely engrossed in one of her favorite activities in the entire world. If only Krista were here to see her. And her mom! ALIX Ya know, I never thought my dad loved me and that's why he went to prison. SARA JEAN Alix, what the fuck? ALIX I dunno, I just thought I'd share. Back to pussy eating! Normally that would be a certified mood killer, but Sara Jean feels there is nowhere in the world she would rather be than right here, fucking the Mexican sex kitten with her tongue as the heavier girl tongue fucks her back, the two Hotties working tirelessly until they cum in each other's mouths. When Alix grinds down in bitch like heat its like Sara Jean is being smothered with pure sexual Alix. Its a spicy south of the border sensation Sara Jean can't get enough of and it helps to trigger a nice and hard cum into Alix's mouth. Sara Jean's tight body is trembling underneath the voluptuous brunette as she desperately tries to concentrate on continuing to tongue fuck her girlfriend for the night. Alix is thrilled with her juicy and wet cumming, and loves the way she slathers Sara Jean's face in it. Painting her in Alix brand make up. It actually makes her feel like she's marking territory. Of course the Latina nympho returns the favor, switching from frantically pumping her tongue in and out of Sara Jean's cunt to sucking on her fellow Hottie's clit while roughly finger fucking her lover with two or three digits. While its highly tempting to continue to nourishing herself upon Alix's oozing pussy, Sara Jean has other ideas in mind. Namely she'd like to get a little more like Krista in her loving, rather than the awesome but vanilla pussy eating style she's engaged in now. SARA JEAN Alright, Alix bend it over. ALIX Hands up don't shoot! SARA JEAN You're so weird. I'm gonna fuck you not brutalize you. ALIX Oooooh oooooh, you better brutalize me! SARA JEAN Heh, I can if you want. This being the OAOAST, every room is overstocked with a wealth of unusual sex toys, and its a pink strap on that fits Sara Jean's needs as she pulls it out the closet. Krista might use a larger fuck toy, but Sara Jean finds that the curve of this one should take Alix to the El Dorado of pleasure and she happily sets it off to the side. SARA JEAN Just think if you never saw my snapchat we wouldn't be doing this. ALIX That's called Zeitgeist. SARA JEAN No, its not. Anyway, lets actually get that pussy properly warmed up. Have a seat on my lap. ALIX Yay! Santa Claus! Alix leaps onto Sara Jean's lap with a lot more force than Sara Jean was expecting, almost enough to knock her over entirely. But after making a quick recovery, Sara Jean wraps her arm around Alix's smooth leg, and slides a finger into Alix's waiting love hole. ALIX It really is like Santa! That veteran hole accepts Sara Jean's finger with simple ease, after all this is the mother of the word nymphomaniac. Indeed it is early Christmas as Sara Jean's digits explore the inner confines of Alix's Mexican sex, the beauty moaning joyfully at the finger fucking. Even with all the sex Alix has, and it is a lot of sex, somehow her pussy remains amazingly tight as the day it was first fucked. Alix's pussy hugs tightly to Sara Jean's finger, providing an enjoyable amount of friction and even putting up something of a fight as the lithe blond pushes forwards, her knuckles slowly stretching the Latin fuck hole even wider, making sure that dildo will go in nice and easy for some prime fucking. ALIX Holy Moses parting the red sea for his people~! SARA JEAN I take it that's a good thing. Sara Jean keeps on pumping her finger into Alix's hungry pussy, using enough force that it seems like her finger has become a dick! In fact Sara Jean performs the long dick version of fingering, letting her finger go almost all the way out, and hearing Alix's sigh of frustration, before diving all the way back in! ALIX Ooooohhhh Santa, I don't know where your beard went, but you got mad fingering skills in their place! SARA JEAN …..You do realize I'm not Santa Claus, right? If Sara Jean would just amp up her fingering, she'd have Alix exploding with orgasm after beautiful orgasm. But, the Playboy Playmate of the year is merely using her digit to prepare Alix for the strap on's furious assault. Sara Jean isn't even close to sure she can manage what Krista can muster, but she's damn sure going to make every effort to give Alix a Krista worthy fucking! Clearly leaving Ally Cat to anticipate the war to come on her cunt, Sara Jean take her time, daggering the bubbly bitch's pussy for far longer than necessary to loosen her up. As a super awesome bonus, in the process, Sara Jean is making her incredibly horny and desperate for a brutal pussy ramming! Alas, Sara Jean leaves Alix with an empty feeling as she slides her finger ever so slowly, and quite upsettingly out of Alix's fuck hole. Poor Alix starts to whimper, but Sara Jean shuts her up for the moment, by making her suck on her finger. The Latina bitch eagerly twists her tongue about Sara Jean's digit. She savors the taste of her own fuck juices, swallowing them down, while managing to be amazed how much there is. Sara Jean satisfies herself with believing that this is something Krista would do! Meanwhile in the interview lounge... QUEEN ESTHER ***twiddles thumbs**** WAITRESS Are you sure you don't want to sit down or anything? QUEEN ESTHER No, thank you, my friends should be back at any moment. WAITRESS …........ Meanwhile back in the boudoir... SARA JEAN Alright, lemme get into that pussy for real this time. ALIX Oh no! Was this VR sex all along? It feels so real!!!!!!!!!!! SARA JEAN Just get ready for the damn strap on. Alix bends over, getting in the position that Kridta adores and Sara Jean finds irresistible as well. The Platyboy Bunny can't wait to see that Latin brown ass jiggling up and down for as she slams with reckless fire into her. Just the sight of the strap on from her waist going into Alix's glistening pussy. Happy to oblige both their need for horny fun, Sara Jean pushes forwards again, the long inch wide dildo gliding through the deftly prepared hole. For a moment Alix actually seems to lose the ability to talk, any attempt coming out as garbled gibberish surrounded by cries, whimpers and moans, but at least it sounds like the dirty Latina is desperately trying to urge Sara Jean to continue. And even though Sara Jean becomes lost and overwhelmed at staring at her fellow Hottie's extremely stretched hole she she does her the that perfect slapping sound of hips that announces that every inch of the strap on was deep within the other girl's front passage. ALIX Yipppppieeeee! Sara Jean's in me! Suck my balls, Sanpchat! Sara Jean does enjoy being in Alix and loves the feel of her hips crushing against Alix's juicy figure. Even the ass shaking she yearned for is miles ahead of the hottness she expected. Its truly stultifying how large a jump Alix's butt cheeks can take, they should be studied in a physics lab! SARA JEAN Mmmmm yesssss, Krista is such a lucky girl to get you whenever she wants! The sharp punishing feeling of Sara Jean's firm little thighs smacking into her huge hard ass cheeks is almost, almost as good as the fucking itself. But the true star the mainevent player is pressure of that big dildo beginning to slam in and out of her fuck hole so hard and fast that she sees stars! ALIX This fucking is the goodiest of all goodie goodie gum drops! THE GOODIEST I SAY! That last thought echoes through the room as Alix cums, her juices squirting almost violently from her cunt as she screams and rocks back against the sex toy invader. Yet, unlike what Sara Jean thought would happen, falling over in a giggle fit. The Playboy Bunny doesn't even slow down, holding onto Alix like an experience girl driller that she isn't, pounding the Mexican cunt through multiple climaxes for them both! Sara Jean's orgasms are less frequent and less powerful but no less satisfying thanks to the dominating pleasure she is clearly giving her sex partner. And the fact that she was fucking the hottest Hottie in the OAOAST in admittedly very biased opinion was more than just a bonus. SARA JEAN Hehhee, who's my bitch now? ALIX I dunno. How many guesses do I get? SARA JEAN You! You're my bitch! ALIX No fair, you didn't let me guess! Of course Sara Jean has zero interest in dwelling on guessing games when her cock is sliding in and out of her beloved Alix's tight little Mexican hole. The dirty blonde's eyes lock on to that beautiful sight. It ranks, highly right there with Alix's smile and the look of her cheeks jiggling from each push. ALIX HI-YAH, NEW JAPAN! EVEN PURO WONN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS! Alix feels the tension in her body build then sag in relaxation of ecstasy stronger than she'd felt all night! Bliss is tingling through every fibre of her being, and just when she thought it was over she experiences another, Sara Jean expertly fucking her through climax after climax, leaving Alix a mindless wreck who was continuously screaming Sara Jean's name along with random swear words. ALIX OY VEY! OY VEY! MAKE ME SCREAM LIKE AN ANIMAL! A CUTE ONE THOUGH! Then her words dissolved into mindless screams! Sara Jean is watching her the whole time by staring at her bouncing ass, which makes Alix feel completely dominated and well fucked. And yet, there was a Alix's blabbering is was also what got the other woman to start really pounding her hard and deep, Sara Jean giving Alix these effortlessly powerful thrusts which has her cumming in what felt like seconds. ALIX Ohhhh yesssss, I'm sooooooo darn happy to be your bitch, Sara Jean! You're as good fucking my bitch pussy as Krista! Now that elates Sara Jean! And for Alix its the stone cold truth! This is s serious pounding, and in Krista fashion Alix is feeling like a rag doll as Sarra Jean's strong grasp on her hips pulls her backwards into each hard thrust, ensuring Alix's hot Latina cunt is impaled as deeply as possible on the man-made cock! ALIX BITTER PLACE AND A BROKEN DREAM AND WE'LL LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND! SARA JEAN Is that Edge's theme? ALIX I'll never long for what might have been! SARA JEAN Okay, I'm just gonna keep fucking you. Sara Jean struggles not to unleash her own host of joyful gibberish, which is a damn tough battle as this is one joyful fucking. Its tougher even interviewing the likes of AC as Alix's brown bouncing ass is so beautiful, continuing to leap as the Playmate pounds her pussy as hard as she could, making Alix cum over and over again, each of those climaxes making her feel so proud of herself. The busty blonde quickly tightens her grip which holds Alix in place with, thus allowing to her to increase the ferocity of her fucking, making the ditzy Hottie cum over and over again, each orgasm seemingly more powerful than the last until the cum was squirting out of her, resulting in poor little Alix mind being turned to mush. ALIX Booogaa moooopppss coowwwwwwww! Salllutttteeee! Ooohhnnnnoo! Alix falls over, her pussy continually gushing its juices and Alix continuing to spew gibberish! SARA JEAN Oh no! I fucked her so hard she turned into Slime! ALIX Moooga! Shoooga!!! Turn back soon! Ooomp! SARA JEAN Oh, okay. I guess I'll just hang back here with you until you're normal. Meanwhile in the interview lounge... QUEEN ESTHER ***twiddles thumbs**** MAYA Hey, Queenie, why are you standing around for? QUEEN ESTHER Alix and Sara Jean have ran off to the back to prepare for a slumber party. MAYA Uh-huh. How long have they been gone? QUEEN ESTHER Twenty minutes as the crow flies. MAYA I don't know about flying crows, but you better come have a drink with me. A drink and a loooonnggggg talk. Maya parts her arm around Queen Esther and walks her off FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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