Tony149 Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 TV M L, V, N, SSC PRESENTED IN OAOASTHD * DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA * Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid's shock and delight. WHAT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD IS READING~! BOOM!BOOM!BOOM! B O O M ~! We pan around the sea of mass and then SWOOP over to R & C at Sofa Central. LIVE!NYC RENEE Live from New York, it's the Great Angle Bash 2016! COACH A show so stacked it might as well be presented by Jenga! RENEE Without further ado, let's go to the ring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 *** A$AP Blondie w/ Alexander The Magnificent vs. Oscar Friberg *** The Great Angle Bash 2016 kicked off with Team SCREAM's Oscar Friberg defeating Vainglorious Bastards USA's A$AP Blondie in a hot opener. A fast paced affair that saw both superstars shine, which perhaps came as a surprise to some who expected Alexander The Magnificent to be more of a factor being ringside. But what role Alexander did play proved to be a key moment in the match, first pulling Blondie out of the ring at the count of 2 following Oscar's Dutch Wonderland and then he and Blondie being wiped out by a SUICIDE SOMERSAULT SENTON! COACH DAYUM~! Oscar rolled Blondie back in and crashed down on him with his FLYING DUTCHMAN top rope legdrop for the 1-2-3. Winner: Oscar Friberg, via pinfall. After the match Oscar motioned toward Alexander who smirked. RENEE Oscar Friberg letting it be known who he wants next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 ***Morgan Nerdly Vs Lyric DeLacey*** Morgan was as confident and cocky as ever, preening, fluffing her hair and checking her nails as she circled Lyric. MORGAN They don't call me The Maple Leaf Cutie 'cause I'm a seven. Morgan stepped into Lyric for a lockup, but went behind her to drop her to the mat with a double leg down. She then lifted up Lyric's skirt so everyone could see her panties! COACH WHOO-HOOO! Lyric came back at Morgan and ground her into a headlock. But thanks to inhuman strength Morgan was able to kip up out the hold, then rock Lyric with a sliding lariat! RENEE Electric Slide! That got a two count, and then led to Morgan trapping Lyric into a fujiawara armbar. Lyric would escape, and bash Morgan with punches before pitching her shoulder first into the ring posts. But Morgan found her way out and surprised Lyric with a choke STO! RENEE Cute is what She Aim For! And she hit the mark on that one! Morgan tried a lionsault, but Lyric managed to get the knees up to block the attack. Seething with anger, Lyric tossed Morgan into the corner and beat on her with the dreaded ten punches. Actually she went up to twenty and would have gone to twenty one had Morgan not slipped forward and pounded her face against the ring posts. “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” Lyric brushed aside that attack and wiped out Morgan with a diving lariat! The 450 year old vampire then tangled Morgan's legs and locked her into a sharpshooter! RENEE Lyricist's Lounge! COACH Nothing relaxing about that move! But Morgan was able to make the ropes and avoid certain defeat. Referee Val Venis backed Lyric away, which gave Morgan the chance to pants him! RENEE His gimmick ain't a lie! With Val left to deal with his pants, Morgan blasted Lyric with a jolt of electricity! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” And poor Lyric had no defense against the F-U Morgan nailed her with! RENEE From just a shock to Shock & Awe! And the cover was made to secure victory for The Maple Leaf Cutie! Winner: Morgan Nerdly, via pinfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 *** OAOAST 6-Man Tag Title: VICE & Joey The Rat vs. The Party Brigade & Daisuke Motozaki © w/ Amberlyn Duncan *** The champs got off to a hot start but soon found themselves in trouble after CPA pulled the top rope down, causing J.Riggs to take a nasty tumble out to the floor. VICE then went on the attack -- with Joey carefully picking his spots being the rat that he is -- until J.Riggs found an opening to tag Piece after mounting a furious comeback. Pierce came in a house afire, with the champs managing to isolate/beat the hell outta Joey to the OAOAST Galaxy's delight. COACH AAH! Pierce planted Joey with his trademark lifting downward spiral... RENEE Piercy's In The House! ... but the ensuring pin was all for naught as the ref was busy escorting J.Riggs and Dice-M back to their corner, allowing Bosley to whip out his TELESCOPIC BATON and club Pierce! AMBERLYN Bosley placed Joey on top of a knocked out Pierce, bringing an end the champs reign. J.RIGGS & DICE-M Winners: VICE & Joey The Rat, via pinfall. New champions! Post-match the 3 AMIGOS stormed the ring in protest, but there isn't much the ref could do since he didn't witness the illegal act. Suddenly Chick goes crashing into the ref after being clubbed from behind by CPA. Bosley then takes out Mariachi and Juicy with his baton before being chased off by Dice-M and J.Riggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 ***United States Title: Conan “Coco” Chanel Vs Northstar*** RENEE It was Ser AC The Exile who gave Coco the concussion but Coco blames Northstar, being the lord and second in command of the kingdom and all. COACH That ain't fair. I ain't responsible if you slap up Sara Jean. RENEE No, you're not. But, you're also not my boss! Coco started off the mat slugging Northstar in the jaw and then whipping him into the ropes. Northstar hooked onto the cables, yet got stomped down to the ground and pinned by his foe. His foot was on the ropes, and Northstar quickly rolled outside to catch a break. But, Coco followed him and the two begin brawling outside. RENEE Normally you get a more technical affair out of these two. Not tonight looks like. Northstar tried to fling his foe into the steel steps, but Conan jumped onto the stairs then slashed Northstar with an axe handle smash. The champion was thrown into the ring and pinned, but again got his foot on the ropes. Rolling to his feet, Northstar tried to surprise his foe with a jumping arm drag but got shrugged off. With Northstar on the ground, Coco slapped on a high angle Boston crab! RENEE A Very Irresistible submission! The crowd urged The Stellar Evolution to submit, but he was able to again make the roeps. Coco came off the cables, but Northstar was ready for him and hit a back body drop. After taking a moment to lick his wounds, the US champion floated over Coco for a side Russian leg sweep! RENEE Bathing in the Afterglow of a big move! The cover was made and Coco kicked out to please the Madison Square Garden fans. Northstar hooked in a leg lock, then transitioned to a triangle hold to impress the audience. But Coco found his way out of the hold. He also found Ser Alearys Chance The Exile on the ring apron! SER AC Hello there! AC chucked white powder at Coco, but the Los Angeles native ducked and it instead got in referee Val Venis' face. Northstar hurried to school boy his foe but, Coco kicked out of a pin that wasn't counted. Then Coco was jumped by AC, beaten down by the wild man who flies a buried man as his banners. Northstar watched impassively, until Coco bucked off Ser AC. That's when the US champion struck and hit a release rock bottom! RENEE Maria! The legs were hooked and Northstar successfully defended his title! Winner: Northstar, via pinfall. Still champion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 THE CHALLENGE: SINGLED OUT~! MEET THE PARTICIPANTS! LIVE! TUESDAY 3e/2c OAOAST.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 *** THE FLEX w/ Lorelei DeCenzo vs. Ned Blanchard *** Only one thing was on Ned's mind this evening: payback (see: School's Out) And the O.C. Cobra wasted no time sinking his venomous fangs into the muscle man. Flex would strike back but nothing he did could keep Ned down on this night. Following California Venom it was lights out for Flex and payback served. Winner: Ned Blanchard, via pinfall. RENEE I understand a video was delivered to our production truck during the last match-- COACH Intrigued already. Roll it! GRAVEYARDCHICAGO, ILNIGHT Cassidy Magirue stands in the most ominous graveyard in all of Chicago. Hell in all of the midwest. But she's too busy checking her phone to notice her questionable surroundings. CASSIDY Where is this Forest Gump level idiot, I hope he choked his life way on a box of chocolates. Alas said idiot, Gory Dragan, pulls up on a moped, hurrying to Cassidy. CASSIDY Do you have any idea how late you are?! Very! GORY Sorry I was in the hospital. CASSIDY Oh, my god. What's wrong with you? GORY I got a Lego up my ass. I like to set out my lego figures before nap and do some yoga after I wake up, but as I was doing downward facing dog I accidentally got Lego John Cena up my ass. CASSIDY You're the biggest idiot in the history of modern man. You're worse than Forest Gump. Your that minor Ben Stiller character from Tropic Thunder, you are Simple Jack retarded. GORY I'm sorry can we still do the spell? CASSIDY I said we could, didn't I?! I'm not number two, I don't come to gravesites to masturbate to my creepy stalker fantasies. GORY Does she do that? CASSIDY God, yes. She's a freak. Come on take me to your family's gravesites. On Gretchen's orders, Gory does just that walking her to collection of tombstones in the middle of the cemetery. CASSIDY Are you sure about this? I wish I could put my family in the grave and you want yours back. GORY I'm positive! Let's do it! Cassidy sighs and starts waving her hands in a magical motion. CASSIDY Risus healus, finitos, worsiosa! Risus! Risus! Ominous figuorsa! Risus! Risus! Cassidy lowers her hands, expecting Gory's dead family to rise. Expectations do not meet reality. GORY Did you do it? CASSIDY Of course, I did it. Did you not hear that mystical Hindu gobbly gook? GORY It didn't sound Hindu. GORY Don't tell me what the spell sounds like, I said it was Hindu! “BBBRRRAAAAAINNNNSSSS!” GORY Did you say something? “BRAINNNNNSSSSS AAANNND PUUSSSSSSSSYYYY!” CASSIDY Ewwww, you are worse than Number Two! GORY It wasn't me! Look! Gory points Cassidy's eyes to a figure shambling out of the woods, a horrible disfigured thing, humanoid, but rotting, a figure that we just might know. CLEM BUZZLEFOXXER SR BRRRRAAAINNNNS AAAANNNDDD PUSSSSSSY! AAAANNNDDD BIGGGGG BOOOTTTTYYYY BIIITTCCCHESSSS! From behind Clem come several more of his fellow creatures of the night! Too many for Cassidy's liking as a matter of fact! CASSIDY Run! GORY But my family? CASSIDY You can be eaten like a Denny's Grand Slam on top of them if you don't run! Gory gets the hint and takes off with Cassidy as the zombies led by Clem slowly form up to make an army of the dead! CLEMBIGGGGG BOOOTTTTYYYY BIIITTCCCHESSSS! OTHER ZOMBIES AAAAAAAHHHGGGGHHHHHH! CLEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 I'm America, drink the water I'm America, bring you life I'm America, I'm your daughter Nobody left behind!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been bloodied, I've been muddied Brought down to my knees I stood in line waiting to shine Now its my time My mother said, that day, to me This land is for the free And I've been waiting for so long No one, no one knows Now it's my time I won't be left behind “I'm America” by Cilver shreds into Madison Square Garden met with plenty of jeers. The target of the fans ire is the threesome positioned on the apron, a roaring Blackhawk, a stoic Eagle Eye and a flag clad Judge Dudd. The dangerously xenophobic group nods to each other then stalks to the ring. BUFFER The following contest is for the OAOAST Hottie's Title! Now making her way to the ring being accompanied, by THE ARMY OF ONE NATION, JUDGE DDDDDDUUUUUDDDDDDDD! “BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” BLACKHAWK WWAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!” RENEE This is what comes down to for Judge Dudd, another Hottie's Title match and she has to win this match. She has to. COACH Sophie ain't just gonna keep dispensing title matches. This is her shot, she better take it. Inside the ring, Dudd struts about, waving the flag while at the same damning the lack of patriotism inherent in the OAOAST Galaxy. Oh, I remember when this road was my own I pray to god, I just don't know anymore I pray to god, I just don't know anymore Anymore I lost the feeling but I try to hold on I thought the end of a love and what made you strong I pray to god, I just don't know anymore Cheers roll down from every corner of the arena as “Pray To God” thumps into ears everywhere. Orange and pink lights swirl about the entrance stage with the doors coming about to reveal a ribbon haired, parasol twirling Hotties champion in all her blond, rich glory! BUFFER And from Alexandria, Virgina, she is the DELTA HOUSE president, the OAOAST Hotties Champion....”THE MONARCH OF POSH” GRETCHEN WRRRRIIIIGGGGHHTTTTTTT! “YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Ladies and gentlemen, Gretchen Wright is on a roll, she hasn't lost a match since December and comes in as Delta Delta Delta president. COACH But Judge Dudd looks to derail her tonight. Even Krista's been beaten before. Ain't no one invincible. The official opens the ropes for our beautiful champion allowing her and her ribbons and parasol to sweep into the ring with showy grace! “GRETCHEN! GRETCHEN! GRETCHEN!” DING DING DING Judge Dudd squares up with Gretchen, spurred on by Eagle Eye's pounding of the mat. With that motivation she's able to sweep behind Gretchen and grab her into a waistlock. She can't quite get her wanted German Suplex so instead settles for dumping her to the mat and making a quick transition to a front facelock. Gretchen won't stand for that hold and instead slips out and applies a front facelock of her own. When the Judge decides she wants her freedom, Gretchen starts switching back and forth from either side! RENEE That's dizzying! COACH Imagine how Judge Dudd feels. Judge Dudd pushes herself out of the hold and then takes sudden control of Gretchen. With said control she's able to fling The Monarch of Posh into the ropes, forcing her to make a leapfrog on her return. For her second return, Gretchen is thrown for a hip toss but lands on her feet and decides to curse Judge Dudd with a sit out hip toss! BLACKHAWK Damn it, you snake! GRETCHEN A snake I shall be! COACH Mmmmm sexy! Gretchen strikes like a snake from the bushes, bashing Judge Dudd in the knees with a running strike that drops her to the ground. As Judge Dudd kneels down wounded, the champion heads off the ropes and plants a pair of boots into her skull! A pained cry escapes Judge Dudd against her will and she's pinned.... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Dudd rolls to the ropes, but the champion is in hot pursuit! Like a blond devil she attacks Judge Dudd with forearms, then pulls her back to the center of the ring with an arm bar. Yet after much struggle and much pain the good judge is able to reach the ropes for a break. RENEE I don't know what Judge Dudd's gameplan was but I bet this wasn't it! COACH Maybe she's lulling Gretchen into a false sense of security. RENEE She's gonna lull her into an easy victory at this rate! The Monarch of Posh pulls her foe upright and sends her off into the ropes. However, Judge Dudd gets her foot hung onto by Eagle Eye, who steadfastly refuses to let her incur more damage. “BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Gretchen makes headway towards Judge Dudd, but gets rocked by a raised elbow from the challenger. Still Gretchen comes back and eats a second elbow for this folly. As Gretchen is thrown off balance, Judge Dudd grabs hold of her neck and powered her to the mat with a rude awakening neckrbeaker! A cover.... ONE! An easy kickout for Gretchen! Judge Dudd feels the surge of hatred for her foe and begins battering her with stomps, hitting her hard enough that she pushes her all the way out of the ring. RENEE Its getting super heated if we're spilling outside. COACH But Dudd can't win the title on the outside. After Following Gretchen outside, Judge Dudd takes hold of her arm and then wildly flings it into the steel steps! Gretchen screams out in agony and the front row fans reach out to comfort her. BLACKHAWK Do not provide comfort for a traitor! This woman is Hitler in the golden brown flesh! RENEE That's going too far! Picking Gretchen up onto her shoulders, Judge Dudd sees a perfect resting place for her and drops her stomach first across the steel guardrail, a painful landing for our poor champion. BLACHAWK Hitler! HITLLLLLEERRRRRRRR! Where's Ribbentrop, Hitler?! Where's Hess?! HITTTLLERRRRR! Perhaps motivated by Blackhawk's lunacy, the Hottie's champion clambers to her feet and begins slugging the life out of Judge Dudd. Her final blow hits with enough force to propel the vile Hottie back into the mouthy Blackhawk! JAPANESE FAN Gretchen you queen of ass and life! You sign for me? GRETCHEN I shall give you both the bliss of body and signature! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” Returning back to the fight, Gretchen throws Judge Dudd back into the ring. Yet when Gretchen enters the Judge sets upon her with hard stomps to the back of the head which please Eagle Eye and Black Hawk very much. The evil judge further impresses them as she bounds off the ropes and hits a knee to the point of Gretchen's face! From there a cover ensues.... ONE! TWO! A kickout! “LET'S GO GRETCHEN! LET'S GO GRETCHEN! LET'S GO GRETCHEN!” the NYC crowd sings. Gretchen calls upon the show of support from the fans and starts bashing Judge Dudd with knife edge chops. But they don't do much good as Dudd delivers a pair of knees to the ribs to end the attack. Having Gretchen at her mercy, Judge Dudd delights in draping her in a tree of woe position. Gretchen struggles for freedom as Dudd backs up, and its Dudd who wins running in with a painful dropkick to the face! Gretchen falls over in agony, worrying the fans once more. RENEE Oooh Gretchen took a nasty blow. She could have had Judge Dudd's boots imprinted on her head. As Gretchen tries to get up and continue the fight, she's trapped inside a dragon sleeper from Judge Dudd. BLACK HAWK Now Hitler, now you're in your bunker! Take your cyanide! Take your cyanide! I said take it! RENEE Now I wish we had a censorship board. The fans beg Gretchen not to submit, and its something she's loathe to do. The Delta House president pulls apart her foe's arm inch by inch, bit by bit until finally she has her freedom from the vile heel. Both Hotties roll to their feet, with Judge Dudd slamming another knee into Gretchen's ribs. Letting out a shout, Judge Dudd tries to use a gut wrench suplex on her foe, but amazingly Gretchen flips out of the hold! JUDGE DUDD Impossible! The Monarch of Posh then further damns Judge Dudd as she steps up on her and unleashes a massive DDT! “YYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Blue Blood Letting! Gretchen falls over onto the mat, weakened from the prior beating and having to use her own huge signature strike. “LET'S GO GRETCHEN! LET'S GO GRETCHEN! LET'S GO GRETCHEN!” With the draw of the crowd inside her, Gretchen fights upright and dares Judge Dudd to do the same. When the Judge does, Gretchen hooks her inside a front facelock and lifts her up to start the fisherman's gordbuster! RENEE She's going to Charge It! But Judge Dudd uses her arms to batter Gretchen and beat her way out of the old. Pained and upset by the avoidance, Gretchen staggers back and Judge Dudd charges her. But Gretchen is ready for her arrival and hauls her into a sky high! “YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Wright Off! The ensuing cover is counted.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Judge Dudd brings the shoulder up just in time! Trying to push aside her pain and soreness, Gretchen gets her footing. But Judge Dudd also pushes aside her pain and soreness and pitches Gretchen over the ropes rather suddenly! But luckily, our lovely Hotties champion is able to land on her expensive shoes. COACH She avoided disaster right there! Not appreciating Gretchen's safe landing, Judge Dudd runs at her and runs right into a raised boot. The beautiful blond then flips into the ring and unfurls her body into a diving lariat that turns Judge Dudd inside out and leaves her in a heap on the mat! FAN Gretchen, I want to marry you and submit to your ass based domination! GRETCHEN More than just that fan support Gretchen as she ascends to the top turnuckle, reaching the highs of the ring. RENEE The Delta House president is about to fly! Indeed she does as she sails off the top and lands a text book frog splash onto a vulnerable Judge Dudd! The referee drops down to count another falll...... ONE! TWO! Again Judge Dudd kicksout! Gretchen yanks Judge Dudd off the mat and leads her into the set up for a sliced bread. But only the set up occurs as Judge Dudd makes a hurried play and shoves her into the turnbuckle posts. Gretchen is pushed off the posts and falls into a forearm from the challenger. Despite that and all her other injuries Gretchen fires off a forearm of her own! Judge Dudd won't be shut down and brings the forearm back at Gretchen. Gretchen drops to her knees and that's just enough for Judge Dudd to complete a shining wizard! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” BLACKHAWK There it is! There it is! I told you, America doesn't take defeat! We aren't England! We aren't France! We aren't Syria! WE ARE FUCKING AMERICA! WE WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN! RENEE Eeeeeek! Judge Dudd pulls Gretchen into a front facelock and takes a moment to deal with her own pain. But once that moments over she inflicts the pain onto Gretchen by slamming her into the posts with a suplex! Gretchen crumples over in woe and is promptly pinned by Dudd.... ONE! TWO! Gretchen gets the foot on the ropes! “LET'S GO GRETCHEN! LET'S GO GRETCHEN! LET'S GO GRETCHEN!” the MSG crowd sings. Gretchen raises herself in the corner, but makes herself a perfect target for Dudd who runs in and smashes her with a corner lariat. Liking that move so much, Dudd decides to do it again, but this time Gretchen ducks and hurries out to the center of the ring. Dudd lets out a mighty shout and runs forward to smash Gretchen with an even bigger lairat! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Judge Dudd hurriedly brings Gretchen off the mat and seems to want a Michonoku Driver, but Gretchen makes a brilliant roll through of the attack, and comes up to surprise Judge Dudd with a Northern Lights suplex with a bridge! ONE! TWO! Eagle Eye is on the ring apron to distract the referee! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Gretchen deals with Eagle Eye fast enough by whipping him with a mighty superkick! “YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” GRETCHEN Hi-ho! I suggest you get running as so! Judge Dudd has reached half her footing, bent over and weary. This position lures Gretchen to attempt a DDT on her, but the challenger then turns the tables with her own northern lights into a bridge! ONE! TWO! Gretchen escapes the pinfall! RENEE Gretchen wasn't expecting that to happen. COACH I wasn't either, I thought Dudd was gonna get DDT'ed through the mat. Gretchen hops upright and runs the ropes, only for Judge Dudd to try and overpower her with a tilt a whirl slam. But Gretchen isn't about to let this happen and in mid move stuns her foe with a keylock she brings to the ground! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Key of Learning! Judge Dudd's pain is visible to the eyes and audible to the ears with her hollers of misery! “TAP! TAP! TAP!” BLACKHAWK America does not submit! We have never submitted! We'll eat out own shit and sperm before we submit! Well Judge Dudd doesn't have to actually do that as she's able to turn the keylock over into a pin! ONE! TWO! A hurried kickout by Gretchen! The Monarch of Posh pops to her feet and throws a forearm at her challenge that gets ducked. Judge Dudd then works quickly and hits her with an AMERICAN leg sweep. But Gretchen shrugs off such a move and jumps up to pop her with a forearm! Judge Dudd has no choice and unleashes a big headbutt to create distance between her and her fiery opponent! RENEE Some hard hitting blows from both these Hotties! COACH Neither one wants to lose to the other. There's pride on the line and the Hotties title. Gretchen is on her feet first and builds up speed off the ropes. Yet Judge Dudd is able to counter her ill intentions with an STO! Gretchen clutches her now sore back in pain and Dudd does the same even as she climbs onto the second rope. Pain or no, Dudd is able to fly off and drop a fist onto Gretchen! JUDGE DUDD The judgment is guilty! “BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Dudd runs at Gretchen, looking to nail her with a rising knee as she stands. But Gretchen side steps the attack and Dudd has to make an off balance landing. Problematically, she's grabbed hold of and and suddenly struck with a fisherman's gordbuster! “YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Just Charge It! The fans leap to their feet and count along with the pin as the cover is made.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner as a result of a pinfall and STILL OAOAST HOTTIE'S CHAMPION.....GRETCHEN WRRRIIIIGGGGHHHTTTTT! “YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” The fans high five one another, delighting with Gretchen's win as the lady herself does the same with more refined dignity than the fans of course. RENEE Delta House runs this town! Gretchen takes hold of the title and allows it to be strapped around her waist as the fans continue to salute her valor, skill and beauty. COACH There's a line of challengers waiting to come at Gretchen. Who's next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 *** OAOAST Tag Team Title: Hood Again w/ Uncle Moe vs. Big IQ © *** Months after losing the tag titles to the CAE and the farce of a rematch which followed, Hood Again finally received a proper crack at regaining the gold, and it appeared they were gonna make the most of their opportunity when they had CW set for the Isolated Incident. RENEE We're going to crown new champions if Hood Again hits this! As Kawhi shot off the ropes to deliver the lungblower he was struck by a BIG BOOT courtesy of Ice Quiz! With the time thrown off Moses dropped his guard, allowing CW to twist onto Moses' shoulders and hit a REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!! COACH DAYUM~! Ice Quiz then delivered a gut wrench Pop Quiz, followed by a middle rope elbow drop from CW! RENEE Saved By The Bell! CW covered his man and scored the W for his team. Winners: Big IQ, via pinfall. Post-match the OAOAST Galaxy gave both teams a standing ovation for their performance. The teams showed each other respect and then Hood Again went on their way, leaving the champs to celebrate in the ring. THE HOTTEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER RETURNS MONDAY NIGHT! AUGUST 29! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 We are crawling along At the edge of the world Dance beneath the bordersBring fences to fall We seize the day We own the night Lets move measured and slowWalk until the crimson showsWe taste honey, we smell blood Raise your fists, open your heartsWe taste honey, we smell blood Raise your fistsWE ARE THE NEXT ONES TO COME YOU WON'T TAKE US DOWN WE ARE THE NEXT ONES TO COME YOU WON'T TAKE US DOWN Twin lions, actual lions appear on the entrance stage that houses red and white lights that thump to the tune of “Next Ones To Come” by Claire. And figurative lions soon appear as Sammi Cayely twirls out ahead of her trenchcoat clad brother who coolly puffs on an e-cig and nods to the New York audience in solidarity. BUFFER The following NO HOLDS BARRED contest is scheduled for one fall, now making his way to the ring, being accompanied SAMMI CAYLEY, from right here in New York City, by way of Beaumaris Castle, Wales....he is THE LION...BBBBBLLLLLAAAAAIIIIINNNEEEEE CAAAAYYYYYLLLEEEEEYYYYY! “YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE The Cayleys were born in Wales but New York City raised them and they have all the city behind them tonight here in Madison Square Garden. COACH They used to come to this arena as kids, now they're all grown up, but they got a grown ass nigga on the horizon in The Xavier Franklin Long. Sammi enters the rings with waves and kisses for her semi hometown crowd as Blaine stretches behind her then raises his fist to a mutual show of respect from his home arena! Can't Stop ItCan't Stop It... “I Want It All/We Will Rock You” mashup changes the fans' mood to one of disgust and ire as an inflatable tunnel appears on the entrance stage along with scantily clad cheerleaders. All this is a prelude for the arrival of The Young Wolf.... BUFFER And his opponent, being accompanied by RHAENYS THE UNHEARD, he represents THE ALL XFL TEAM, from Orlando, Florida, he is THE YOUNG WOLF....THHEEEEEE XXXXAAVVVVIIIIIEEERRRR FRAAAAAAANNNNKKKKLLLIIINNN LOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGG! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Coach and Renee can't even talk because The XFL is shouting into the camera. THE XFL I'm a nightmare! You hear me? A nightmare! That ain't new baby! MSG is my arena! The most famous arena in the world meets the most famous athlete in the world. The Young Wolf feasts! RHAENYS The Young Wolf dives into the ring and does more football inspired dancing as The Lion looms large and imposing behind him. DING DING DING The XFL and Blaine get into it right away, hammering each other with punches directly to the face. Blaine gets the better of this, which forces The XFL to whip him into the corner to get him away from him. BLAINE That's what I like to do in a good fist fight, hurriedly throw the other person away from me. THE XFL Man, fuck you. Come get it, son! Blaine comes back with a lariat that's ducked by The XFL. The Young Wolf quickly spins his foe around and boots him in the stomach. Having kicked him hard enough to double him over, The XFL starts battering him with clubbing forearms. Yet he doesn't beat him down as he expected. Instead Blaine leaps up and smashes him with a leg lariat! SAMMI Awesome stuff, Blainey Bear! RENEE hehehehe, Blainey Bear. That's cuter than Tan-Tan! The XFL is quick to get upright and blocks Blaine's attempt to feed him the leg. Instead The Young Wolf backs off the ropes and returns to nail Blaine with a shoulder tackle. THE XFL I'm still bigger, and still badder! And still blacker! The Orlando native yanks Blaine upright and hauls him off into the ropes. This Blaine slides into him in a wheel barrow position and seeks out a bulldog. He doesn't get the move, however, as the former world champion is able to throw him off. Even so Blaine comes back and goes up over his foe's shoulder and falls across him to fling him over with an arm drag! COACH I didn't even know you could hit an arm drag like that! Blaine hurries to press his advantage, but The XFL is quick to lash out with a shoulder to the midsection. He then decides to rake Blaine's blue eyes across the ring ropes! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE No holds barred and The XFL is taking full advantage of it! After sufficiently tormenting his foe, The XFL tries to snap mare him over. Yet, Blaine amazingly is able to flip right out of it. He then floors a stunned Xavier with a leg sweep, and would like to hit a standing moonsault. But that move never comes to pass as the Orlando native hurriedly exits the ring, to Rhaenys' approval but no one else. “X-F-FAIL! X-F-FAIL! X-F-FAIL!” the crowd taunts the hated heel. Blaine has more than words at his disposal and leaps over the ropes to try and nail The XFL with a pescado. But, The Young Wolf makes a violent counter as he rocks him in the jaw with a punch! “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Blaine is dazed and is easily hauled into a front facelock from The XFL, who then bridges backwards and drives him skull first onto the steel ring ramp! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” SAMMI Both men are hurt from that move, but its Blaine truly feeling the danger of such an attack. He seems out of it as he's pushed into the ring and then pinned by The XFL.... ONE! TWO! A kickout! Blaine leans against the ropes, trying to gather up his broken energy. That becomes rather difficult as The XFL starts prying his lips apart! “BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” SAMMI THE XFL No holds barred, baby, you gonna suffer tonight! The Young Wolf lets Blaine go free and the Welshman staggers into the corner. There he's rocked with a violent knife edge chop from XFL and sags to the mat. Referee Nunzio counts the resulting pin.... ONE! TWO! A kickout! Blaine rolls to his feet and takes aim at The XFL with a forearm. But the blow is blocked and The Young Wolf catches onto The Lion's hand. Furthermore he proceeds to bite the fingers of his European foe! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” COACH Yo this nigga gone savage! The XFL finally lets Blaine go free, and he scatters away, screaming in pain in the corner. That's perfect for The XFL he proceeds to choke Blaine with his boot. Blaine is tormented by this blow, then finally let go by The XFL who watches him hobble out to the center of the ring. The Lion does fight back, sending a kick at The XFL, but The Young Wolf catches onto his boot and sends it at Nuznio who has to catch it. RENEE Well that was an odd counter! Odd but effective as it leaves Blaine open to be low blowed by The Young Wolf! ”BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” SAMMI YOU BASTARD! The XFL cares not for the fans or Sammi's admonishment and goes up to the top turnbuckle to taunt both fan and foe.... THE XFL I ain't got time for pain! The only pain I got is for fools who don't know what time it is! “X-F-FAIL! X-F-FAIL! X-F-FAIL!” He does have time for a pin as he hooks Blaine's legs.... ONE! TWO! A shoulder up! “LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE!” the sold out NYC crowd sings at their semi-hometown boy. Blaine rolls into the corner, but The Young Wolf stalks his prey, pulling him into a standing head scissors! RENEE Looking for The Long Bomb! But, somehow, Blaine is able to flip out the hold! Sadly when he lands, The XFL trips him with a double leg take down. But he does more than that as he proceeds to stomp him in the nuts! ”BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” the New York fans hiss, not liking the treatment of one of their own. Blaine is hollering, absolutely hollering in pain, and rolls out onto the ring apron as poor Sammi is panicking over his health. Again The Young Wolf stalks him and reaches over the ropes to pull him upright, but Blaine lashes out and catches him with a jaw breaker across the ropes! “YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans can only cheer for minor counters at this point. As Blaine steps through the ropes, The XFL shocks both him and the MSG crowd by kicking the ropes into his balls! Blaine falls over, hollering in agony once more RENEE This is not the homecoming the Cayleys envisoned! The XFL pulls Blaine upright but his blasted by three straight forearms from The Lion. Rather than fight back, The XFL SPITS in Blaine's face! “BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The Lion is incensed and grabs hold of The Young Wolf inside a butterfly lock. Xavier wasn't expecting that and is swiftly thrown across the ring with a release suplex! “YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEEE The Sharp Knife of a Short Life! Blaine calls upon all his strength and finds his footing just as his foe does the same. The Welsh born star charges forward, but gets flipped over the ropes. Much to the fans' and Sammi's glee he's able to land on his boots, one of which he uses to kick the XFL in the head. Xavier stumbles backwards and Blaine leaps off the ropes to catch him with a springboard DDT! COACH That's a sharp shot right there, speaking of! Blaine hooks onto XFL's legs for a cover.... ONE! TWO! A shoulder up! Blaine pulls The XFL off the mat and hurls him into the ropes, only to have to duck a yakuza kick on XFL's return. Blaine hurries to take advantage of his miss and starts twisting him around until he's able to nail him with a vertebreaker! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Bittersweet Romance! Blaine dives atop The XFL for the crucial cover..... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! Blaine sees a chance for a big move and climbs to the top rope. But The XFL sees a chance for more torment and jumps off the mat to crotch him on the top rope! As the fans fret over Blaine's condition, the blond grappler sinks to the mat in further pain. RENEE It looked like Blaine had really turned things around. The XFL ties Blaine into his arm then throws him down with a side belly to belly suplex. From there another cover is made.... ONE! TWO! Blaine with the kickout! “LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE!” the crowd again chants at their semi-hometown boy. The XFL ignores the cheers of the fans and pushes Blaine into a standing head scissors, again wishing for a Long Bomb. But this time, Blaine flips through the hold and rolls up his foe! ONE! TWO! A kickout before the three! Both men jump to their feet and Blaine takes a run for The XFL, but gets swatted off with a chop to the chest. He's then thrown to the ropes, but returns to hammer The XFL with a running elbow that leaves the former football player wobbly on jelly legs. Blaine decides to go for a home run swing and attempts a springboard enziguri, but The XFL ducks the attack and Blaine has a crash into the mat. Not bothering to second guess his plan, the Orlando native hits the ropes and returns to blast Blaine with a yakuza kick! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Through The Uprights For Three! The XFL pulls Blaine into a front facelock and starts to lift him for a brainbuster when suddenly Blaine flips out and hammers him with a stunner! The XFL is woozy from the attack and can't prevent Blaine from drilling him a back suplex that actually winds up dropping him on his head! A cover.... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up before three! “LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE!” Both Superstars have taken a beating and lie weakened on the mat, urged on by their valets to rise. “LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE! LET'S GO BLAINE!” Blaine shows life and promise, using the ropes to pull himself upright. He then ascends to the top turnbuckle, but sees The XFL trying to attack him again and jumps off to the ring aparon. RENEE That was real smart by Blaine. COACH I'll say, can't fool that kid twice. Blaine now tries to springboard into the ring with a hurricanrana, but The Young Wolf counters with a powerbomb that drills is foe through the mat! Far from finished, The XFL pulls him up with his powerbomb grip, shifts to a cradle and delivers a massive pilediriver! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” A pivotal cover.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! BLAINE WITH THE SHOULDER UP! “YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” THE XFL I'm doing what I do! And I thank Jesus Christ for it! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE At least Charlie is backstage cheering, I guess, The XFL pulls Blaine into a front facelock and then moves him atop the turnbuckle. As he goes to follow however, Blaine blasts him with wave after wave after wave of forearm! RENEE There's still fight in Blaine Cayley! But The XFL delivers a crushing punch to the testicles! “BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The Young Wolf is highly satisfied with his work and climbs again to join Blaine. But Renee was right about Blaine's fight as he unleashes a headbutt that knocks The XFL to the mat and leaves him flat on his back! That and so much more misery is heaped upon the Young Wolf as Blaine unleashes a double stomp onto his nuts! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA! RHAENYS BLAINE Oh, that look! Blaine doesn't take too much time to delight in The XFL's look instead hitting the ropes and returning just in time to hit him with a high impact sitout lariat! RENEE Cruel Intentions! The cover.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner as a result of a pinfall.....BLAINE CAYELY! “YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Blaine Cayley victorious in the city that raised him and his sister! Speaking of said sister she runs into the ring and gives him plenty of kisses all over his body to hail his victory. COACH Blaine had to come back from all sorts of crazy ass nut shots. Dude has balls made of solid steel! Blaine has his hand raised by sister and referee and soaks in the adulation of his fellow New Yorkers. RENEE I believe the best is yet to come for Blaine Cayley! COACH Word. A world title is definitely in this dude's future. But not if Tyler Bryant has anything to say about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 “I like my ass up high, and my face down low Ass up high and my face down low I like my ass up high, and my face down low Ass ass high face face down down low I like my ASS ASS ASS ASS I like my ass up high, and my face down LOW!” The fans are on their feet and shaking their ass to “AUH”, and hail the arrival of the tag team of December Belle and Bobbi Cheesecake. The two sunrays share a big time butt bump to each other, then merrily make their way to the ring to wreck some asses! BUFFER The following handicap match is scheduled for one fall and is for the OAOAST HOTTIES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Now making their way to the ring, representing SUNRISE.....”SLEEPING BEAUTY” DECEMBER BELLE....”ASSCAKE” BOBBI CHEESECAKE.....”THE MARDI GRAS ASS WRECKING CRRREEEWWWWWWWW!!! “YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Come on, Coach, shake your butt! COACH I'd rather watch you and these two Hottie shake it! December and Bobbi find the cutest guy in the front row and plant a pair of kisses on the lucky fella's cheeks. RENEE Well, a big time tag title match, that The Doll got herself embroiled in. Unlucky her. Don't you know she walks over you? You're powerless, there's nothing you can do And everybody sees she's using you She knows a boy in deep is a boy to keepThat girl is like a taser, her power is true You're paralyzed when she walks in the room She knows a boy in deep is a boy to keep “Walks All Over You” by Catey Shaw hits next to a very negative reception by the fans. Even with this poor reaction, The Doll wheels out as sexy as possible, looking hot as fuck in black booty shorts and black jacket. BUFFER And their opponents, first from Panama City, Florida, she is THE DOLLLLL!!!!!!! “BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE No Tan-Tan tonight and we won't see Phecda and Al Houd as Sofi has been all guys from ringisde. Which I think is the right move. COACH It gets crazy when Phecda and Al Houd are around, so I ain't gonna complain too much. But Melissa gets screwed over again, which ain't fair. The Doll hits the ring and keeps the sexy going with some nice body rocking... For my girls, the fighters, the warriors, Broken glass inside won't cut through me Pain behind my eyes I turn into strength Oh I will fight, I will survive I'm invincible I'm unbreakable I'm a diamond cut to last I'm unstoppable I'm a hero Like a phoenix from the ash Oh-ah, oh-ah, oh-ah-ooh Invincible “I Am Invincible” plays next and the fans are left riddled with disgust and outrage. Plenty of boos fall upon the stage which now houses a serene Anastasia and her smiling, guitar waving leader Melissa Nerdly! BUFFER And the champions! They are “TENDER AT HEART” ANASTASIA VIOLETTA.....”CANDIAN COUNTRY” MELISSA NERLDY.....PRETTY YOUNNNGGG MOONNNEEEEYYYY! “BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Melsisa pays not a whit of notice to the boos instead continuing to smile while looking out to any celebs in the audience she can get her demo tape to! COACH Melissa has turned anger and rage into strength, into love and achievement! This woman is amazing! She's the greatest superstar of all time! RENEE WHAT?! COACH I think Tyler owes her a title shot and so does Gretchen. RENEE You're crazy! Melissa enters the ring with Anastasia and the duo give The Doll a big hug and promise to protect her no matter what. The Doll seems satisfied with that and steps onto the ring apron. DING DING DING Melissa starts off for her team, opposing Bobbi and swings for the fences right off the bat with a lairat. The move misses, and Bobbi sezies control and seeks an Irish whip. Yet Melissa reverses the hold and forces Bobbi to leapforg her, which almost crashes her into referee Earl Hebner! BOBBI Bad boy, bad boy, getting in my way! Time for your spanking! COACH That's the most action Earl has got in a quarter century. Melissa takes a run at Bobbi, but gets side steps and instead falls into an empty corner. Canadian Country staggers back out in a daze and is thrown under more duress thanks to a head scissors takeover by Asscake! Though dizzy, Melissa finds her footing shortly after landing. She then loses said footing as Bobbi nails her with a dropkick! FAN Bobbi, look, I have made an ass cake for you! The fan shows off a flabby rear end covered in icing and sprinkles BOBBI Melissa has recovered and believes she is ready to finally end her Asscake problem once and for all. Yet the second she steps to Bobbi, the Seattle native mows her down with spinning forearm shot. Pained and embarrassed, Melissa slinks over to be comforted by The Doll. THE DOLL And what do you expect me to do?! You say you're chosen by god, did she choose you to get punched in the face? MELISSA Heckie no! You're dang right, if Moses could part the red sea, I can rip apart this teenage hoochie! But I'm gonna let me girl Anastasia get some shine and glory for the lord. THE DOLL The redheaded Russian vixen steps into the ring, regarding Bobbi with cold grey eyes. She lashes at her with a forearm that gets easily blocked by the former Hottie's Champion. Bobbi then goes to the ropes, and skips over Anastasia's laid out body. When she returns she slams her body into foe with crushing Thez press! BOBBI You're mine, Russian idiot! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Melissa won't let her partner fall to lezzie influence and yanks Bobbi out the liplock. BOBBI Now I'm mad! Melissa pays for her unwanted intrusion as she gets slugged in the jaw by her irate foe! RENEE Don't come between a Sunray and her sex! Anastasia brushes aside the effects of a good lesbo session and clobbers Bobbi in the back with a forearm. Hunched over, the former women's champ can't defend herself and is brought to the mat with a Street Fighter style leg sweep from Anastasia. A cover is made... ONE! An easy kickout! Anastasia pulls Bobbi upright and slashes her across the chest with kinfe edge chops. The challenger recoils sagging back into enemy territory, where she watches Melissa receive the tag. As the fans deride Canadian Country, she builds up a head of steam then surges forward to slam a corner lariat into Bobbi! Pained and aching, Bobbi staggers forward and is swiftly caught by Melissa's bulldog! MELISSA How ya like dem apples, New York?! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” MELISSA Rude as ever, I see why them Arabs don't like ya! CROWD Yanking Bobbi off the mat, Melissa is assured she'll have little trouble in ending her title quest. Yet, Asscake fires off right hands that have the country star dazed. Anastasia eats a pair of fists as well, and the second she goes down The Doll hops off the ring apron. BOBBI And you better run! Bobbi turns back to Melissa and feeds her leg, which turns to be a costly error as Melissa surprises her with a dragon screw leg whip! Bobbi cries out in agony that gets worse as Anastasia enters the match and delivers a round of stomps to her leg. From there, the Russian babe pulls Bobbi up and hits a shin breaker before dumping her to the mat and pinning her.... ONE! Bobbi with another kickout! Anastasia shoots a glare at Hebner over the count, which causes him to take nervous step backwards. COACH Them Russians be doping, what you think Anastasia on? RENEE Coach! You can't just accuse her of being on drugs so casually! Anstasia grabs hold of Bobbi's boot then twists her around into stepover toe hold sleeper that instantly has Bobbi screaming in pain. RENEE Lost In The Ocean of Your Eyes! Does that sound like the move name of someone who's doping? Bobbi continues to holler out her misery, which manages to alert December. DECEMBER Ah, what's all that yelling? I was having an awesome nap. Well at least Bobbi gets support from the fans, the New Yorkers rooting her on as she inches closer and closer to the ropes. The Doll hopes for a submission to put a quick end to this whole affair, but her hopes are dashed as Asscake reaches the ropes. COACH How much damage was done by that move? Anastasia snapmares Bobbi to the mat, leaving her perfectly prone for an entering Melissa. The Edmonton born hottie shakey shakes like a sexier Road Dogg... then drops the knee onto Bobbi's face! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOO!” MELISSA Aww gimmie a break, I done spent four hours in the dance studio practicing that! It cost five hundred bucks to rent it! “MONEY WASTED! MONEY WASTED! MONEY WASTED!” COACH Naw, white girl can move. Deciding to ignore the continued and growing disdain from the fans, Melissa hooks Bobbi's legs for a pincover.... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! “LET'S GO BOBBI! LET'S GO BOBBI! LET'S GO BOBBI!” Melissa abruptly changes targets and tactics and clobbers December, knocking the unexpecting challenger to the mat in a confused heap. DECEMBER Awww, that was mean. THE DOLL The focus of the champion is to her corner as she offers the tag to....THE DOLL?! RENEE Wow, that's dumb. The Doll wisely feigns fealty to Anastasia and lets her accept the tag in her place. COACH The Doll gracious and classy, and beautiful. Why she with Tanner Simptune? Melissa whips Bobbi at Anastasia, expecting her backup singer to competently handle their teenage rival. What happens instead is that Bobbi nearly spears Anastasia out her black boots! With the fans saluting her comeback, Bobbi starts bashing Melissa with overhand rights! The repeated blows seem to weaken Melissa and Bobbi is able to send her into the ropes. But Melissa comes firing back with her Hell on Heels bicycle kick! Luckily Bobbi is able to leap and crack Melissa with a dropkick directly to the nose! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” the fans react as Melissa goes down as if shot. COACH Oh no! That's the most Instagramed nose in the game! RENEE You just made that up. “TAG DECEMBER! TAG DECEMBER! TAG DECEMBER!” the audience makes wise suggestions to Bobbi. Bobbi heeds their call, making a painful trek to the comer. Its all worth it as she slaps the hand of December! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” December rushes into the ring and bashes Anastasia with an elbow that has the champion wobbling on her feet. As such Anastasia can't defend herself and is struck by a back suplex into a sitout face plant! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RENEE Sharp Frost! Melissa feels the fire of anger and comes at December with the Hell on Heels kick. But the blow misses and December then curses her former friend with a Sharp Frost! “YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” THE DOLL Damn it! Though she may be peeved The Doll isn't actually about to do anything to help her team. Instead she relies on Anastasia who clubs December from behind! But things go quickly awry for the heels as Bobbi bashes the Russian with a headbutt to the back of the skull! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” Melissa finds her footing, though with much difficulty. In fact its enough pain to get her to beg off from Bobbi's violent attacks. However, Bobbi sees no reason to relent at Melissa's request and unleashes a lariat that folds her up in a way that Bobbi just has to expolore! MELISSSA AHHHHHHHHH! YOU....DEVIL SPAWN! COACH I don't know about that but that spwaned something in my loins. Bobbi decides to let her horny nature fall by the wayside and now chooses to pin a humiliated Melissa.... ONE! TWO! Anastasia breaks up the pinfall! The Violet Shark hauls Bobbi into her arms then greatly pleases both herself and The Doll as she crunches the Seattle native to the mat with a fall forward slam! RENEE Ouch! That's all I have to say. Ouch! Anastasia isn't done tormenting Bobbi just yet and instead brings her onto her left shoulder in a big display of strength. But, December comes in and aids her partner, yanking her off their foe. Now its December who grabs onto Bobbi and hurls her ass first into Anastasia's face! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE The Most Electrifying Daughter In Sports Entertainment cooking up some unique moves! COACH Unique? There's gotta be a bigger word to describe the crazy shit she just did! Anastasia rolls off the mat, still dizzied by Bobbi's anal assault. She throws out a forearm, that drifts weakly across December's chin. In response Sleeping Beauty snatches in butter fly lock and executes a tiger driver that shakes the ring! Hebner drops down and scores the falll..... ONE! TWO! A kickout! December reaches back and gets the tag to Bobbi, which receives quite the cheer from the NYC crowd. They watch as December holds Anastasia in an abdominal stretch and Bobbi comes off the top rope to blast her with a kick to the exposed ribs. Anastasia howls in pain, but still manages to come back and strike Bobbi with a spin kick to the ribs. Hunched over and laboring from the attack, Bobbi is then driven into the mat by a snap DDT from The Violet Shark. COACH Russian robotics at work! RENEE Stop saying that or people will believe you. Anastasia takes a moment to shake out the many cobwebs she's accunlated. Once that moment has passed, the redheaded Russian tries to tangle Bobbi into a heel hook. That's a not submission young Asscake wants anything to do with and with all her might she boots the champion in the face and ends the hold before it starts. Both girls then find their footing, with Anastasia clutching her now sore jaw. Its a jaw that grows even more sore as Bobbi unleashes a headbutt directly into it! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Anastasia is desperate to get out of the ring and reaches out for help from The Doll. But, the Panama City native pretends she doesn't notice! RENEE That's pretty low! Left to her own struggling devices, Anastasia is thrown into a front facelock by Bobbi who drapes her across the top rope. Even then The Doll won't help her, and just looks on as Bobbi drills her with a DDT! Anastasia is in powerful pain and suffers more when Bobbi traps her inside a very interesting body lock... BOBBI Take my coochie! Take it you, readhead idiot! “TAKE DA PUSSY! TAKE DA PUSSY! TAKE DA PUSSY!” RENEE Bobbi Cheesecake inventing new was to orgasm and submit! Melissa returns to the fray, taking hold of Bobbi's golden hair and prying her away bit by bit away from her pussy fueled submission. Displeased, Bobbi starts slugging Melissa with punches, but all that comes to an end thanks to a school girl by Anastasia! ONE! TWO! Bobbi rolls out of the pin! Bobbi hops to her feet, but gets caught with a knee to her bare midsection. Left in agony, Bobbi is brought up by Anastasia and attacked with a gut buster onto the knee! The cover..... ONE! TWO! A kickout! Anastasia knows better than to tag in The Doll and so instead slaps hands with Melissa. “BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” MELISSA Awww boo yourselves! “BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Melissa replays Anastasia's hold and strikes Bobbi with an over the knee gut buster that has Asscake clutching her stomach in pain. Another cover is made.... ONE! TWO! A kickout! Melissa situates herself on the second turnbuckle, rare air for her. Nonetheless, when Bobbi rises, Canadian County bounds off and hammers her with an axe handle smash. Bobbi spins around, hurt but not floored by the attack. That allows Melissa to curse her with Jeff Jarret's stroke! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Number One With a Bullet! COACH That's Melissa, number one in the ring, number one in our hearts. RENEE Not my heart! Melissa applies the tag to Anastasia, and together they set up a double team, whipping Bobbi into the ropes. Too their annoyance Bobbi hooks onto the cables and refuses to return. That leads Anastasia to hurriedly charge after her. Bobbi welcomes her by kicking out the back of her knees, sending her flying through the middle ropes and out of the ring! THE DOLL Oh damn it! Damn it! Get up! COACH See? Doll is there for coaching purposes. Bobbi returns to Melissa and clobbers her with a powerful lariat! Having left Melissa laid out, Bobbi retreats to the ropes. But she gets her legs hooked onto by a recovered Anastasia and stumbles forward. The Violet Shark hurries into the ring and smashes Bobbi into the mat with a full nelson bomb! Just as soon as she enters she leaves the ring and Bobbi is pinned.... ONE! TWO! Bobbi with the kickout! Melissa circles about Bobbi, shaking her legs, signaling for her bicycle kick finisher. When Bobbi comes to her feet, Melissa skips forward and smashes her boots into her face! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Hell on Heels! Rather than cover Bobbi as would be smart, Melissa turns to The Doll and a wide smile breaks onto her face. MELISSA Darling, you earned this win more than anybody ever done earned a win before in their life! The Doll finally is happy to get involved with the match and graciously accepts the tag from Melissa. Feeling a haughty confidence she lays atop Bobbi for the pin.... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! BOBBI WITH THE KICKOUT! “YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” THE DOLL Augh! What now! Bobbi surprises The Doll by reaching upward and using a grounded head scissors to fling her into the Ass Wrecking Crew corner! Poor Doll is then hit with a running lariat by Bobbi and has to observe with horrified eyes as December gets the tag! “YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” December enters the ring to grand fanfare from the MSG crowd and latches her delicate hands around The Doll's waist, DECEMBER Okay then, the Galaxy probably wants to see how your ass works. THE DOLL Never! DECEMBER Don't worry. I will help. “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” THE DOLL Stop! Why won't you leave me alone?! DECEMBER I'm persistent....thanks for the compliment. THE DOLL I wasn't complimenting you! Anastasia and Melissa are on hand to rescue The Doll, yanking her vexing rival away from her in the set up of a double back suplex. But, the duo can't pull off their big move with December using a pair of elbows to break free. Humiliation then comes as Sleeping Beauty bashes their assses together! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE A meeting of the minds! At least Melissa's mind. COACH HEY! Melissa staggers out to the center then rather comically just falls onto the back. Prone and weary, Melissa is left to be stood over by a triumphant December Belle who is setting up...for the People's Elbow! DECEMBER Oh no. I don't wear elbow pads. I'm a failure, dad. December is sad but still goes through with the laziest and slowest People's Elbow. Its so slow that Anastasia is able to recover and traps her inside a belly to belly to set up. Yet, she's taken for a ride and a surprise as December counters with her own belly to belly landing her directly onto Melissa! And then Sleeping Beauty drops the People's Elbow! “YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!” RENEE Coach, do you smell what December is cooking? COACH Hell no! Clutching her aching ribs, Anastasia gets up with a scowl on her face. DECEMBER Awww, man, smile. ANASTASIA Go to hell! December doesn't go to hell, in fact she hooks Anastasia into an inverted facelock! However her planned move never comes to pass as The Violet Shark powers out of the hold. COACH Russian robot strength! Anastasia tries to snag December into her dreaded head and arm choke, but December deftly glides through it. Feeling the surges of anger, Anastasia throws out a big boot but it gets ducked by the Knoxville native. Sleeping Beauty then hauls Anastasia onto her shoulders and swings her around for an F-5 into a Rock Bottom onto Melissa! “YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Wake Me Up When December Ends! Or just wake Melissa up period! BOBBI We got one more for ya! The Doll is knows she's that one more and tries to beat a hasty retreat out of the ring. But Bobbi captures her, and unleashes her deadly fallaway Samoan drop finisher to land her atop the PYM pile! “YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE 50 Shades of Purple and The Doll is black and blue! December lays atop ALL THREE Hotties for the crucial pin.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winners and NEW OAOAST HOTTIES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....THE MARDI GRAS ASS WRECKING CREW! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Talk about winning with authority! The Mardi Gras Ass Wrecking Crew pinned all three of those jerks! December and Bobbi exchange celebratory butt slaps as the crowd hails them for their greatness and achievement. COACH I'll give props where props are due, The Ass Wrecking Crew came and wrecked the dreams of the champs and looked good doing it. Melissa rolls out of the ring, in histrionic tears from suffering this latest defeart. The water works are turned onto overdrive as she observes the champions parading about the ring with their newly won and well deserved titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 You know I'm bringing bombastic I'm feeling fucking fantastic Turn up the music yeah blast it You know I'm playing like, no more Mr. Nice GuyYou know I'm bringing bombastic I'm feeling fucking fantastic Turn up the music yeah blast it You know I'm playing like, no more Mr. Nice Guy I'm coming for you “Bombastic” by Bonnie McKee bounces and strums its bubbly beat into the arena as the neon lit marijuana bar rolls onto the entrance stage! Queen Esther is sat among the odd ball patrons, sipping on apple cider, as her charge the adorable Alix flaunts her lack of concern for NYC gun laws as she shoots pyro guns into the air and dances along the bar! BUFFER The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Now making her way to the ring being accompanied by her fairy god mother QUEEN ESTHER, from Los Angeles, California....THE HOLLYWOOD BAD GIRL.....ALIXXXXX MARRRRRIAAAA SPEEZZZZZIAAAA! On their way down the entrance ramp, Queenie and Alix blow kisses into the camera leading cute super imposed red lips to pop up on screen! RENEE Vengeance is a dish best served cold and cute! Alix Maria Spezia is her to take revenge on Tyler Bryant for what he did to Krista and become six time world champion. COACH But, Tyler's proven himself. He's beaten Krista, he's beaten Ned Blanchard. The dude is legit. Alix elevates herself to the top rope and smokes imaginary weed and then pops imaginary molly, but its laced with imaginary bath salts so she goes nuts and starts eating the turnbuckle posts. COACH The fuck? GIVE TO...GIVE IT TO ME!!!! The words “Tremendous” spelled out in big white letters appear on stage as “Rising Up” blasts through the air and the usual boos accompany it. All this heat and fanfare is for Tyler Bryant who bursts through the letters, equipped with world title, Gucci sunglasses and a bright smile. At his side, ravishing in glittering pink dress is Lorelei DeCenzo who happens to be the only one besides Coach applauding the world champion. BUFFER And her opponent, being accompanied by THE MANAGER OF CHAMPIONS LORELEI DECENZO, from Gross Pointe, Michigan, he is the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...THE SERIAL THRILLER....TYYYYYLLLLERRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRYYYYYYYAAAAANNNNNTTTTTT! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Tyler lifts up his sunglasses and winks at the camera, which is sure to infuriate plenty of the viewing audience. RENEE He's full of confidence, he is our world champion but he has to know how serious this match is. COACH Its been a good reign for Tyler Bryant so far, but Alix is a dangerous animal. A dangerous animal dressed like a polar bear and high, but still dangerous. The world champion enters the ring, flashing his world title out to the fans who continue to heap nothing but scorn upon him. RENEE Alright! Its on in New York City! DING DING DING Tyler extends a hand to Alix, while wearing his most despicable of smiles. QUEEN ESTHER You, young man, are deplorable. We should feed that hand to father bear....but my father shot him dead on his last hunting expedition. Alix slaps Tyler's hand away then gives him a hard shove in the chest. Not one to back down, Tyler shoves Alix back...so Alix steps on his foot. TYLER Ow! ALIX Shout outs to my boy Ricky Steamboat. TYLER Ricky Steamboat never once did that. ALIX Oh man, oh man, you're thinking of the wrestler, I'm thinking of the guy who snitched on my dad and got him locked up for almost all my life. Tyler has had enough of Alix's nonsense already and snags her inside a side headlock. Problematically for him, Alix is able to pry apart his hands, then starts smacking him with his own hands. ALIX Stop hitting yourself. LORELEI Stop it! ALIX That's what I'm saying! Frustrated beyond all measure, Tyler pulls away from Alix and directs pained scowls at her. More than scowling now, he throws a punch that gets ducked by The Hollywood Bad Girl. The multi time world champ then swings behind him and curls him up with a crucifix pin! ONE! TWO! A kickout! COACH Lots of symbolism there. RENEE For sure. Tyler used that hold to beat Krista at Anglemania in what many call the match of the year. Alix rolls over on her stomach and makes an inviting gesture at Tyler... ALIX C'mere, babycakes! TYLER Do you think I'm stupid? ALIX No, I think you're a c-u-n-t. TYLER Wow, look, you can spell cunt. ALIX OMG! That's what that spells? QUEEN ESTHER Where is the count? I have a bone to pick with him, he was yet to pay proper taxes to my noble father! LORELEI Stay focused, Tyler! Tyler runs to the ropes, but has to leap over a prone Alix on her return. Then he has to avoid a leg sweep by the challenger and keep running the ropes. The Hollywood Bad Girl furthers his wild run as she makes him dip bellow a lariat. Frustrated, Bryant comes rushing back and this time Alix just smacks him across the face with an open palm! “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Tyler recoils, nursing a reddened cheek and and sore and brutalized ego. “YOU GOT BITCH SLAPPED! YOU GOT BITCH SLAPPED! YOU GOT BITCH SLAPPED!” Alix comes back at Tyler, seeking to continue her onrush of momentum. Yet, The Serial Thriller fends her off with a wild knife edge chop. The blow lands hard enough to dump Alix into the ring posts, and there Tyler lashes her with a European Uppercut. Pained, Alix staggers down the ropes with Tyler giving chase. She sags into the other corner and is again blasted with a European Uppercut. “SERIAL RAPIST! SERIAL RAPIST! SERIAL RAPIST!” ALIX Rape isn't cool unless you went to Stanford! Motivated by her semi anti rape stance Alix hurls Tyler into the corner, but the champion realizes she's coming atfer him and twirls through the ropes to strike her ribs with a 619! RENEE Wow! What a counter! As Alix stumbles backwards, aggrieved by the agony, Tyler ascends to the top turnbuckle. Luckily Alix is able to recover, and when Tyler descends on her with an axe handle smash, he's the one who gets smashed thanks to a dropkick to the ribs! As he howls in pain, he's also pinned bu the challenger..... ONE! TWO! A shoulder up! The world champion rolls into the corner, using the cables to pull a now wearied body upright. There's no rest for his tired bones as Alix latches onto him and attempts a sliced bread number two. Key word being attempt as Tyler makes a hurried play that throws her off him and saves himself from a crushing move. He then runs forward with a high knee, but Alix counters this by jumping up and slamming her butt into his knee! ALIX Big Butt All Star! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Tyler hobbles about the ring, finding himself sagged into the corner where Alix is able to slam a forearm across his jaw. Champion is now wounded and weak, pleasing the NYC crowd and the challenger who builds up steam across the ring. ALIX Boooykah Booykah! 619! Booyakah! Booyakah! Rey Mysetrio! With that odd battle cry made, Alix rushes across the ring, but at the same time Tyler runs as well, and its the champion scoring a home run as he cranks Alix's neck with a neck breaker! “OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Tremendous Pain inflicted on Alix Maria Spezia! Wisely, Alix rolls out of the ring, which prevents the champion from making a crucial cover on her. Yet she gets distracted by Lorelei's dress... ALIX Oooh shiny thing! And for that reason isn't able to defend herself against the suicide dive the world champion nails her with! TYLER (lifting up his shades) Man oh man, the future is still too bright! “BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” After lowering his shades Tyler throws Alix back into the ring, then settles himself on the apron. He throws himself back in with a hilo, landing perfectly across Alix's back and leading to a pin.... ONE! TWO! Alix with the kickout well before the three! Still weakened by the dive and the hilo, Alix crawls into the corner, and yet shows great fighting spirit as she dares the champion to attack her. And attack her he does, smashing his boot into her ribs and eliciting a cry of misery from her. That brutal shot leads to an idea for The Serial Thriller, and he yanks her upright, twisting and turning her into an admoninal stretch. RENEE Alix has never ever submitted before in her career. Tyler is making a big move here! COACH At the least he's gonna weaken the hell out of her. Alix screams out in pain, feeling the effects of the stretch almost immediately. “LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX!” Madison Square Garden sings with Queen Esther waving her magic wand in support. The love and encouragement of the fans pays off for The Hollywood Bad Girl as she's able to summon her might and hip toss Tyler off her! Annoyed with this the champion jumps up and eats procession of punches from his challenger. As he sags backwards, Alix bounds off the ropes, only to get swept up in a tilt a whirl rib breaker from the Gross Pointe native! TYLER I am The Serial Thriller! “SERIAL RAPIST! SERIAL RAPIST! SERIAL RAPIST!” Alix is pulled upright by Tyler and gets smackd across the back of the head in a most condescending manner! From there the world champion seeks out a brainbuster, but Alix refuses to go up with him. Though stronger, Tyler can't seem to get her into the air and is forced to yield on his efforts. Taking no time to nurse her wounds, Alix begins flinging punches into Tyler's face. “LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX!” The Serial Thriler tries to end Alix's barrage with a lariat, however she sweeps behind him and strikes him with a zig-zag! RENEE The Sweetie! Both competitors lie weakened and sore on the mat with the crowd solidly rooting on Alix. The target of their love finds her way into the corner, but also finds Tyler coming in with a splash. She's able to make an agile roll to avoid the strike, leading Bryant to slam his shredded body into the ring posts. Tyler is thrown under heavy duress by this miss, and teeters backwards, which Alix takes advantage of by sprining off the ropes and hitting a powerful spear! “YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE She came Straight Outta Compton with that one! LORELEI Come to me, quickly! Quickly! This is sage advice, and one that Tyler is eager to follow, dragging battered bones out of the ring and to Lorelei's welcoming gaze. But behind him, Alix gets a run of the ropes and then sommersaults over them with a plancha that collides her directly with the world champion! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Lorelei put Tyler right in the line of fire. COACH Even the champion maker can be a mistake maker. ALIX Wassup ladies, we in the kitchen whippin that twerk! ALIX and SOME FRONT ROW FANS RENEE Booty meat is on the menu! COACH And I'm hungry! Alix pushes her disliked rival into the ring where he struggles to find his footing. Struggles but does indeed find. Though that just leads to the Latina babe springing off the ropes and spiking his head into the mat with a mighty DDT! Tyler flips over, vacant of any expression and is covered by his challenger.... ONE! TWO! A kickout before the three! Alix hits the ropes, but has her legged hook onto by Lorelei! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!” QUEEN ESTHER Hold tight! I will unleash my furry! Queen Esther unleashes something alright, hurling PIXIE DUST into Lorelei's face! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” Blinded and now feeling a terrible burning sensation, Lorelei has no choice but to let Alix go and attend to her own needs. Still she served a good use as Tyler comes at Alix with a lariat. The brunette sex kitten is able to catch onto his arm and twirls him about, but when that ride is over he slams his boot into her jaw with a superkick! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Oh no! Alix topples to the mat, devoid of life and Tyler is quick to hook her legs.... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” the NYC fans sing their love for the five time world champion. COACH That's one of Tyler's deadliest moves and Alix said naw motherfucka I ain't going down like that. ALIX Naw muthafucka I ain't going down like that! COACH I'm psychic! Tyler grumbles his annoyance with Alix even as he lifts her off the mat and tags with a few elbows to the ribs. TYLER (ripping off his glasses) Time to finish this! The fans boo as Tyler takes Alix onto his shoulders to mark the start of his finishing hold. All he gets is the start as Alix uses a parade of elbows to break his grip and secure safe passage to the mat. Growing more annoyed, Tyler grabs hold of her arm and launches her into the cables. He goes off the ropes himself, and both champion and challenge combine to eliminate one another with a pair of yakuza kicks! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE They totally took each other out of the match! COACH That's all good for Tyler 'cause he can only the belt on a pin or submission. Tyler doesn't want a true honest to good victory and through ragged breaths makes his best effort to stand and get a count out win. Alix wants the title and vengeance and she too fights fatigue to find her footing. Together they rise, to cheers of the crowd, with Tyler disappointing them by taking her on his shoulders again. Yet one more time does Alix avoid disaster spinning out and cursing her enemy with an inverted tornado DDT! RENEE I think Tyler wants to hit 0 to 100 but he just can't do it. COACH But he took off his sunglasses. RENEE That doesn't mean anything. With both warriors down once more the official begins a count.... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Queen Esther and Lorelei urge on their friends, begging for their rise. With the ropes as their aid, former friends pull themselves to a fighting position, ready to war over the world heavyweight championship. “LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX!” Alix charges at Tyler, but gets hit with a wad of spit from the world champion! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” ALIX Someone forgot to rinse Flex's semen out their mouth. TYLER Are you kidding me?! Tyler lunges for Alix and delivers his face right to her fist! Alix lands her punch with such ferocity that the handsome brawler is sunk to his knees and Lorelei is in a panic. QUEEN ESTHER Now why would he have a seaman in his mouth? Does he eat sailors? Cannibalism is a crime! A true crime against humanity! Kill this man, Alix! The Serial Thriller doesn't intend on letting that happen as he returns fire with a forearm across the chin of Alix. The Hollywood Bad Girl staggers back just a bit, yet returns her own forearm to Tyler's nose. The Serial Thriller manages to respond with a pair of European Uppercuts, then tries a discus punch. Its an effort that fails as Alix stuns him with a jaw breaker! Tyler stumbles about the ring, until he's put out of his misery with a double jump moonsault press! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Pro Marijuana Moonsault! COACH They got some bomb weed here in New York! Alix makes the pivotal cover.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! TYLER WITH THE KICKOUT! “BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!” RENEE Oh man, that was so close! COACH But The Serial Thriller can't lose like this. The way he talks, the acts he did, he's gotta win. Tyler rolls upright, a glazed look settling over his face. Despite this he has enough strength to shove his former friend into the ropes. When Alix returns, the Gross Pointe native tries again to take her onto his shoulders. But again failure meets him as Alix responds with an inverted hurricanrana that bashes his head against the mat! There's enough force that Tyler is pushed to his feet and grabbed into for a DDT effort. But somehow he's able to counter and turn things into a Northern Lights suplex with a bridge! ONE! TWO! Alix manages a kickout, but Tyler manages to remain with a hold on her and rolls her upright.. That's no problem for Alix as she shocks her foe with a single arm DDT! Tyler pulls away in a hurry, jumping upright and trying to create some distance from his foe. There's nothing doing as Aliz unleashes a back flip rock Bottom on him! Its quite the move that leaves Tyler dizzy, but at the very least he's able to make a trip to what should be the safety of the corner. Except there's no salvation presented there with Alix charging in on him on furry boots! The world champion raises his own navy coloured shoes and backs her away, then flourishes out with a thez press! Problematicly for him, Alix doesn't mind! ALIX I may not be your fitness queen crush, but you can still crush this pussy! “YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Tyler doesn't want to fall into this trap! Not again! Not after fighting to free himself from it, and so he bucks Alix off just as soon as humanly possible! QUEEN ESTHER What a scandalous and dirty minded young man you are! TYLER But I'm the one who...why should I explain myself to you! Tyler turns back to Alix and launches a yakuza kick her way. A yakuza kick that's expertly ducked by the title challenger. The Latina babe comes up around Tyler and hauls him into a crucifix pin! CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Tyler escapes the pin! RENEE That would have been sweet revenge for Alix to pin him on that one. Alix charges at Tyler yet again, this time having her midsection bashed with his knee. As she totters on her feet, Tyler blasts her with a suerpkick that may have her standing but has her seeing every star on the sky. That's just fine for Tyler who proceeds to deliver a cruel brain buster! If that weren't enough he hops to his feet, then takes to the skies with a standing shooting star press! The official scores the falll..... ONE! TWO! Alix makes the kickout! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” Tyler grabs onto his brown hair, nearly tearing it out of his scalp in rage. Lorelei can't calm him as he unloads stomps upon Alix. But these stomps lead to his downfall as Alix trips him up with a single leg take down. With no wish to be on his back, the champion hurries upright but is promptly struck with a KIDology! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Then Alix comes off the ropes and smashes his face with a double knee strike! RENEE Lightning on My Feet! With Krista properly channeled, Alix pins Tyler.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREEE! NO! ANOTHER KICKOUT! “THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THJAT WAS THREE!” Lorelei is now on the ring apron, yelling at the official as she believes that was a fast count. COACH Ain't no winning if you're a referee. RENEE I know right. They don't even get into any sex scenes. Alix starts to bring Tyler upright but gets SLAPPED in the face by the Michigan native! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” ALIX Nigga, I'm about to go Draymond Green on your nuts! That's actually a fakeout as The Hollywood Bad Girl instead efforts her sommersault neckbreaker finisher. But, Tyler is able to work his way free just as the fans were growing thrilled. A little dizzy he can't stop Alix from doing a back flip off the ropes. But what he can do is catch her on his shoulders, and from there he delights Lorelei as he unleashes a tko! “BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE 0 to 100!!!! Tyler lays atop Alix for the pivotal pinfall.... ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner as a result of a pinfall and STILL OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....”THE SERIAL THRILLER” TYLER BRYANT! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE What a match! What a fight by Alix, and what a clean victory for Tyler! Tyler is now on his feet accepting applause and praise that only comes from Lorelei. Nonetheless, Tyler can be satisfied with a victory now taking his title and waving it through the air. COACH The Serial Thriller rolls strong as hell! If Alix can't beat him, who the hell can? Arriving onto the scene to join in the praise and adoration of Tyler is THE FLEX, who also happens to have his beat up briefcase. Tyler isn't much for celebration just yet, as there's still work to do he figures... TYLER Akix, Alix, you fought so hard and lost so well. But I see how matted your hair is with all that sweat. We need to make it easier for you fight, don't we, Flex? THE FLEX nods and smiles a toothy grin as he opens his case and reveals the scissors! RENEE Oh no! No! QUEEN ESTHER You musn't! Do not! Tyler pulls the famous scissors out the box and holds them aloft with his world at their side and the fans pouring down their hatred. TYLER You and Krista share so much. Why not share a hair style? I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm I go on to many dates [chuckle] But I can't make 'em stay At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop moving It's like I got this music In my mind Singing, "It's gonna be alright." 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off “YYYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RENEE Could it be?! The entrance doors can't part fast enough, but when they do KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN dashes out from the backtsage as a California bat out of hell! A bat out of hell with a full head of golden hair! “YYYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RENEE It is! COACH She's a back! QUEEN ESTHER HUZZAH! Lorelei huries out of the ring, knowing she'll incur a beating, as FLEX and Tyler muscle up and wait for Krista's arrival. The nine time world champion slides into the ring and ducks their double lariat, coming back to clobber FLEX with a dropkick to the face! “YYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAA!” Tyler is decked by a punch from Krista and hurries out of the ring ASAP and his name ain't Blondie! Now Tyler has to watch as Krista comes off the ropes and rocks his bodyguard with the vertical double knees! “YYYYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RENEE Lightning on My Feet to THE FLEX! Tyler speeds up the entrance ramp with Lorelei at his side, both realizing the pain and destruction they have summoned as Krista leans over the ropes, seething. RENEE Krista Isaodra Duncan is back and she wants revenge! FADE TO BLACK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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