Chanel #99 Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 ***Amber O'Shea Vs LeBrenda James*** Backstage TMW Hottie's Champion, Glass Juliet watched this match with Effie Reese. REJECT There's a collision course between Glass and Amber. I may hate anyone associated with Colin, but Amber is a threat to win that belt. LeBrenda got a microphone, which is never a good thing. LEBRENDA Amber, I have a real big problem with you, girl. Boston scum. Celtics fan. You know your team is trash, just like their rivals The Lakers. “BBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!” (we're in Malibu, btw) LEBRENDA But, I also can't stand you because you leapfrogged me to get a Hottie's Tittle shot! When I marry LeBron and father his babies after nights of passionate hardcore sex, I'll have him buy this company and relocate you to Siberia! AMBER I won't hold my breath. There was of course a match that proved LeBrenda is all talk. Well she got in a few strikes, but Amber mostly shrugged them off. The Boston native wasted no time in putting away LeBrenda with her Wolftrap larait! Winner: Amber O'Shea, via pinfall Backstage we caught up with Chicks On Black Dicks, with Eponine sipping a drink and Isabella looking at her with child like curiosity. ISABELLA Hey, buddy! What are you drinking? EPONINE Herbal goat's milk. ISABELLA WHHHAATTATA?! EPONINE Ah! Why do you have to shout half the time?! I can hear you perfectly fine. Plus, you'll give me away, look at those cuties from the Reactor chatting, talking about locking up, maybe practicing their low blows hehehehhee. ISABELLA This is important! You have to listen to me! Goats and herbs just made peace with each other, and here you are stealing their milk! You've gone to far, 'Nine! EPONINE I told you not to use that dumb nickname. Oh why oh why can't I have a partner who truly understands? A partner like Storm. ISABELLA Storm's a boy. EPONINE And what a boy! What a boy, what a boy, what a boy! Hhehehe! I'm gonna go find him right now. ISABELLA I'll come too! EPONINE I can't really stop you, you are a grown adult even if you don't like one. This all led into Eponine and Isabella hurrying out to accompany Storm in his match... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 ***Storm Bellmare W/Eponine Black and Isabella Spezia-Villagrossa Vs Agent Augeur*** MATTHEWS I think Storm is a little embarrassed by the attention from Eponine. REJECT Don't know why. These days guys have to make six figures, have six cars, and have sex IT certs to talk to a 6. Eponine is a ten and she's stalking him. Agent and Storm locked up tussing into the corner, where Agent refused to give a clean break. Rather he just leaned against Storm and kept saying “I am your fate” over and over again. Referee Scotty 2 Hotty couldn't do anything so Storm took matters into his own hands and powered his foe out. AGENT AUGEUR Its pointless to fight me! I am your fate! Even with those words, Agent still tried to win and hit Storm with high impact attacks that impressed the crowd, even though they didn't much care for him personally. But it was Storm who won handidly with the leg trap sunset flip known as Storm's End! Winner: Storm Bellmare, via pinfall Post-match Eponine handed Storm a microphone EPONINE Lets hear that sensual voice! STORM Uh...Chad Mustard, I know you're scared of me. But you're scared of me for all the wrong reasons. You're scared of me because I used to be a girl, but trust me Chad I am one hundred percent man, and the only reason you need to be scored of me is because at the next TMW Ascension Special my Storm's End will End You! EPONINE Hehheheh, yes, yes, put in it his “end!” ISABELLLA Enders Game was a bad movie. I did not enjoy watching it. Alix gave me the book. But there were words! Terrible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Backstage Sara Jean caught up with ReX, who was none to happy about Fabian Nystrom's interference in his world title match and went on a wild rant. SARA JEAN Rex, you have to calm down! REX I won't calm down until Fabian Nystrom's blood is on my hand! And you Trisian! Tristian! Awww can widdle brother not handle his own fights? Does big brother have to remove the penis from his asshole and help widdle brother out? Is that it? Is that what's going on, big brother Fabian? How about this? How about instead of taking a dick up your ass, Fabian, you take my fist then my boot! Take em all up your ass because I'm Rex, I'm bigger than any vampire! I'm a monstrosity! ***Wesley Singleton W/Ignatius Maddix Vs Sgt.Holt*** Before the match, Wesley extended an offer to Holt WESLEY I got an idea for you, Holt. You join up with Ignatius and myself, and if you do your job right with us, there's money in it for you. Money and beautiful women. I doubt you're getting either right now. SGT.HOLT Who determines if I've done my job right? IGNATIUS Us, of course. Your leaders. And your natural superiors by a lot, or a middling amount if I'm being kind. Which, I'm not inclined to do so. SGT.HOLT I don't follow you. I follow the code of the United States Armed Forces. And I have a wife. WESLEY (to Ingatius) And anyone else can have her for a few bucks. That obviously got Wesley punched in the face! Simon's son was beat into the corner, then hit with the dreaded ten punches. Ten punches of immense doom! Holt then brought Wesley to the center of the ring and executed a sort of Garvin Stomp. But Wesley would escape and get advice from Iagnatius. Returning to the ring, Wesley started to fare better, but still couldn't out wrestle Holt. He could out-cheat him however, and stole a victory with a school with the tights hooked! Winner: Wesley Singleton, via pinfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Backstage we found Adelphe St.Nerdregard in a whole lot of trouble! ADELPHE Tap...tap...tap come the demon's footfalls. Steadily she advances... Inexorably nearer with every breath... My last chance to flee has fled. The demon comes to take me... RUBY Hhehehe, found you. Adelphe has no chance for escape as Ruby rounds on her with a wicked smile and appraising eyes that run over her body. ADELPHE Aieeee! RUBY Heheheeh, you're such a great screamer! And I haven't had to place any spells on you. ADELPHE Abominable! Abominable! Abominable! RUBY What's so wrong with my love for you? ADELPHE It's your aura. It's abominable! RUBY My aura burns hot with lust for you, Adelphe! ADELPHE It will require my most potent powers, but I vow to cleanse your murky glow. RUBY Cleanse my aura? Is that your term for shaving me down there? ADELPHE Ha! A jest! RUBY I'm intrigued that you'd dare attempt it. You don't stand a chance. There's no way your power can break mine. Hee hee! I'm looking forward to seeing your spirit broken as you grovel and beg me for mercy Hhehehe! ***GOATman Pains Vs Keyboard Warrior NasalGay*** Unlike the other Warriors, Nasal Gay was dressed in a rainbow tights. But like the other Warriors he got his ass kicked in epic fashion! The masked brawler might as well have stayed home as GOATman easily destroyed him with an under hook tombstone known as GOAT Finisher. Winner GOATman Pains, via pinfall REJECT GOATman, GOATman, that Samoan's up to something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Backstage the TMW Tag Team Champions, Same Ol Shits stood in front of a TMW back drop to discuss the arriving Union Jets. WAKEFIELD Euro Trash! HORSE Euro Trash! WAKEFIELD But, if they wanna come down to TMW, let em come! Its a free country, we welcome everybody. HORSE Even Euro trash! WAKEFIELD But, it ain't on us what does happen to em when they walk through the doors of the OAOAST Performance center. We can't and we won't be held responsible when they get their bones broke and their neck cracked. That's on Lisa Ann for bringing Euro Trash where the Same Ol Shits rule the roost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Non Title Match: Painbow W/Kiki Kix Vs Marc Bennett*** MATTHEWS The reigning TMW TV Title Holder has been making noise about his belt being the main belt and not the HARD title. REJECT That's big talk, but talk and boasting doesn't always draw out Tristian Nystrom. Bennet offered a handshake but got his hand slapped away by Painbow! Pisssed, Bennet started throwing hands, but was put on the back foot and then booted out the ring! REJECT So much potential is being wasted away by Bennet. This is NOT the guy I spent months training. Bennet slid back into the ring, but was again beat down by Painbow. At Kiki's urging, Painbow looked in a kimura lock, but Bennet managed to make the ropes. REJECT At least he didn't tap out right away. There's that. The Austin Texas native, Bennet tried to stage a comeback, but was continually beat on by Painbow. Nothing Bennet did could properly secure him the advantage, and he fell in defeat to the single arm dead lift powerbomb known as Demon Slice. Winner: Painbow, via pinfall. Post-match, Painbow had hold of the mic! PAINBOW You see what I just did Tristian? You see that?! I know you saw that! Bitch! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” PAINBOW This here my belt! And my belt the main belt! Because I'm the main man! Remember that EVEN IF- Tristian's music interrupted to a big pop and Tristian emerged with his title. TRISTIAN Aye, I did see your match. As I've seen all your matches. You're quite impressive, no one's ever doubted that. But as to your belt being the main belt, you being the main man? Think whatever you want, but the truth is, when the show's are promoted, and the signs go up, your name is well bellow mine. You can try and change that if you like, fight me any time you want, but it is a fight you will get, and aye, it will be a fight you lose. The show closed with the duo glaring at one another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts