Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 TV-M L, V, N, SSCPRESENTED IN OAOASTHD* DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA *Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid's shock and delight.In the beginning, there was an imaginary beltshot.JR: Good Evening, BAH GAWD, and Welcome to AngleMania!IHHH get's to his feet and kicks AS to the gut to set up the Pedigree once again! AS counter's and grabs HHH's leg and locks on the AngleLock! HHH refuses to tap saying he'll never job to AS! Chris Jericho appears through the crowd and tells the Time Keeper to ring the bell! * DINGDINGDING! * The Crowd go ApeShit! Medal plays as Jericho spits on the crying HHH and leaves! Fink-'The winner of the Match and NEEEWWWWWWWWWW One & Only AngleSault Thread HeavyWeight Champion of the World, AngleSault!!!!!!!!!'. AS picks up the Belt and stares at it and starts to cry! The aWo return to the ring and lay a beating on HHH who has curled into the foetus position and is sucking his thumb! The aWo spray 'aWo 4-Life, Just 2 Olympic For You!' on HHH!II...Zack kicks (Anglesault) with his good leg, and hops over his back with a sunset flip...ANGLESAULT ROLLS THROUGH...He's got Zack by both legs...CATAPULT OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE...NO! NO! ZACK SKINS THE CAT! Anglesault sees this and grabs him...ANGLE SLAM...NO! NO! ZACK slips out, LANDING ON ONLY HIS LEFT LEG! ZACK LANDED ON ONE LEG! Kick to the gut...POP DROP! POP DROP! ZACK MALIBU COVERS! 1... 2... 3!IIICalvin stands up, kicking at Zack, stomping, whatever, yelling "why won't you DIE!" to his most hated opponent. He picks Zack up, then quickly grabs the arm, taking Zack to the mat as if he were Chris Benoit looking for a crossface, but before he can get a good grip on the arm, Malibu somersaults forward, dodging the potential submission, and as Calvin gets up to grab him.... ...SCHOOL'S OUT ON CALVIN STOPS HIM DEAD IN HIS TRACKS~! Malibu collapses across Calvin's body, not even able to hook a leg, as this cover is purely out of desperation! Earl Hebner slaps the canvas, as the crowd counts along... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BUFFER (faint) Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...and the NEW...WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAALIBUUUUUUUU~!IVCOLE No way! He just hit one Axel Slam! Is he going for -- Sure enough, with Drek now basically out cold on his shoulders, Axel jumps up -- AND SPIKES THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION INTO THE MAT WITH A SECOND CONSECUTIVE AXEL SLAM! COLE CHAIN AXEL SLAMS! CABOOSE Wait! Come on! This can’t be it! IT CAN’T BE IT! With Drek out cold on the mat, Axel rolls him over and hooks the leg. The fans scream wildly with the referee as he counts! ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!~! TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO~!~! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!~!*DING! DING! DING!* “YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” The roar rising up from the crowd is monstrous as the bell rings, signifying the Drek Stone title reign has finally come to an end. COLE HE DID IT! HE DID IT! AXEL HAS DID IT!VAlf stands straight on the top rope as the fans ready their cameras. Alf takes those last breaths before leaping for the FIVE....STAR.....ALF......SPLASH!!!*BAM*"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"CABOOSEHE HIT IT!!COLEHE GOT IT!!!!The impact knocks the wind out of Alf slightly and he grabs his ribs, gasping for the precious oxygen he needs to roll over and flop on top of Knight, making sure he hooks the leg as Hebner crawls over to make the count.ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*DING DING*BUFFERLLLLLadies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest.....and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW One and Only Anglesault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the WOOOOOOOOORLLLLLLLLLLLD....AAAAAALFDOGGGGGGGGGG!!!!VIHaving beaten Stone to a bloody pulp, Malibu balances himself, then pulls Stone up on the ropes. As Stone rises, he goes low again, and then shoves Malibu down to the canvas! Zack attempts to land on his feet, but when he does, he falls headfirst into the exposed steel, causing his head to whiplash back! Malibu staggers around in a fog, as Stone pushes up onto his feet and leaps off the top, cradling Malibu's head under his arm and bringing him down on the top of his head, leaping from the top rope right into a modified STONECUTTER that sends Malibu straight into the canvas, his feet sticking straight up in the air!COLEWHAT A STONECUTTER THAT WAS! MALIBU'S HEAD WAS NEARLY SHATTERED LIKE A WATERMELON!Zack flops onto his back, and Stone quickly drags him farther away from the ropes, and covers, pulling far back on Malibu's leg, desperate to make this the final fall.ONE!TWO!THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!DING! DING! DING!COLENo...NO NO NO, DAMMIT!VIITha Puerto Rican grabs his right elbow pad, removes it from his arm, and then throws it into the crowd. As the fans fight over the prized elbow pad, PRL does some weird hand signals that are still hard to describe five years later, and then runs backwards into the ropes, hits the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, charges forward, jumps over Stephen Joseph Popick, runs forward…COLEIt is now time for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling, The Puerto Rico Elbow!…PRL hits the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, charges forward, stops in his tracks, puts his right foot into the air, extends his right arm into the air…and then drops his right elbow into Stephen Joseph Popick’s chest! The Puerto Rico Elbow!“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”Earl Hebner slides into the ring underneath the bottom ring rope. He then stands up, walks a few steps, and then quickly gets down on his hands and knees and makes the count. The crowd counts along.1...2...2 ½2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999993!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*DING DING DING*BUFFERHere is your winner…and NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorrrrllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddd…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!VIIIZack charges Bo, but the big man snatches Zack by the throat as he charges, glaring at him as if to say "I've got you now!" He scoops Zack up, but Zack slides down his back, hooking a reverse facelock that he quickly twists into a stunner, dropping the big man jaw first across his shoulder!COLEWhat was that!? We've never seen that before!Zack rushes to cover, as Bo was caught off guard, and the referee slides across the canvas, ready to make the call!ONE!TWO!THREE!DING! DING! DING!COLEHE DID IT! ZACK MALIBU...WHAT A MATCH THAT WAS!The crowd roars, getting to their feet and applauding loudly as Malibu raises the belt up, then looks up and points to the sky, acknowledging his friend who is watching Anglemania from a better place.COLEThere you see Zack paying respect to Sly Sommers, his guardian angel of sorts.Bo exits the ring, leaving Malibu to bask in his glory, and pyro explodes, celebrating The Franchise's much deserved win.IXMD knocks Sandman from the ring with a STIFF KICK~!, then lifts Reject, and executes the COCK BLOCK~!!!!!11111COLEHE HIT IT! THE COVER!1...2...3!!!*DING DING DING*BUFFERLadies and gentlemen...the winner of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...MISSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!X Anglesault's screams are now muffled, as Zack puts the pressure of the hold on, trapping his nemesis. Then, in a moment that will stand the test of time, with Zack Malibu using every last bit of energy he has in his six foot frame...with the thousands who have sold out MSG watching...with the OAOAST locker room all huddled around the TV in the back, friends and foe alike...with the millions watching in the comfort of their own homes......ANGLESAULT TAPS OUT~!COLEHe tapped! HE TAPPED!Patrick calls for the bell, and the sound of those three dings brings a response that sounds like a sonic boom!DING! DING! DING!Despite Patrick tapping on him, it's not until Malibu hears that sound that he breaks the hold. Already on the mat, Zack simply lay there, as if he just wants to sleep the rest of the night inside the squared circle.BUFFERLadies and gentlemen, your winner...and THE UNDISPUTED LEADER OF THE OAOAST...ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLIBUUUUUUU! XI Odin angrily shoves Alix away into the ropes, laughing as he does so. What's not so funny is the KIDolgy Alix hits him with upon rebounding!“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”Alix happily dives atop Odin for the cover...CROWDONE!CPA enters the ring with the intent on breaking up the pin!CROWDTWO!But KRISTA nails CPA with a KIDology of her own!CROWDTHREE!COLEShe did it!DING DING DINGBUFFERLadies and gentlemen your winner and still OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion....ALIX MARIA SPEZIA! XII [Buckworth] hoists Colin onto his shoulders and from there slams into the ground with The Buck The Trend!“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”COLEYes! Yes!CROWDONE!CROWDTWO!CROWDTHREE!DING DING DINGCOLEYES! YES! YES! REVENGE FOR BUCKWORTH!BUFFERYour winner and NEW OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGT CHAMPION....TEDDY BUCKWORTH! XIII KIDOLOGY! ”YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Krista pins [the X.F.L.], and naturally, [special guest referee] Michael Jordan slides in to make the count! CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner and now SEVEN TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....KRISTA ISADORAAAA DUNNCAAAANNNN! XIV King Landon is brutally and thankfully silenced by a sommersault neckbreaker! “YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Confessions of a Kristaholic! The cover... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE!!!!! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen your new OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion....ALIX MARIA SPEZZZZZZIIIAAAAA! XV The saga continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 BOOM!BOOM!BOOM! B O O M ~!Pandemonium reigns supreme as we pan around Lincoln Financial Field, then swoop over to dapperly attired R/C at Sofa Central. RENEELive from the home of the National Football League's Philadelphia Eagles, we welcome you to AngleMania XV! I'm Renee-- COACHThey know who we are. The best broadcast team in the biz. And tonight is the biggest show of the year in the biz. Just think how excited all these people are, especially the hometown Philly folks. They're gonna see something this town isn't used to -- and that's champions being crowned! RENEEAnd it could happen as soon as our opening match. So let's get right to the ring! *** OAOAST 6-Man Tag Title: The Party Brigade & "King of Bronies" Daisuke Motozaki w/ Amberlyn Duncan vs. The Playmakers & Brock Ausstin © w/ Rick Heyross *** AngleMania XV kicked off with the crowning of new 6-man tag champs, as The Party Brigade and Dice-M regained the titles in a action packed bout featuring one helluva finish when Brock simultaneously F-5 Stunner'd TPB only to be bashed on the seat of his pants with a Rainbow Dash Mash off the middle rope by Dice-M for the 1-2-3. Winners: The Party Brigade & Daisuke Motozaki, via pinfall. New champions! RENEE The Playmakers and Brock won't be calling The Party Brigade and Dice-M losers after tonight. Just champs! Outside of the Duncan family dressing room stands Sara Jean Underwood, with Krista Isadora Duncan, the world champion of the OAOAST. SARA JEAN Hey everybody, Sara Jean here with Krista- KRISTA Oooooh, Sara Jean, I've been masturbating about you. SARA JEAN Uh...you mean thinking about me KRISTA Well, I have to think about you to masturbate about you. Which of my holes would you like to avail yourself of first? My asshole comes highly recommended. SARA JEAN Uh...well.....I just wanted to know what you're going to do about Lorelei's demand your family and your fairy god mother leave the building so your world title match can be conducted fairly, as she put it? KRISTA Oh, how boring of you. Yes, I did hear Lorelei bark her droll whine. To which I ask when have I ever needed anyone's help to win a match? I have a brother jacked up on HGH, a wife who's won almost as many championships as I have, two dangerous daughters, a fairy god mother who carries some sort of toxic substance she calls pixie dust, and a father and sister who I guess can serve as distractions or something. Point is I have never needed them to win my battles, and I don't need them to beat this H-B-Bieber. If they want them gone, then adios, see ya at the strip club. Krista waves good-bye just to get her point across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 ***Money In The Bank Ladder Match: King Landon Vs Bohemoth Vs Northstar Vs Ned Blanchard Vs THE FLEX Vs Baron Windels Vs Logan Mann Vs Simon Singleton Vs Big Papa Thrust Vs Oscar Friberg Vs Ivar The Cunning Vs Teddy Buckworth*** Things started out awful because Logan didn't show up during his entrance. RENEE How unprofessional can you be? COACH Homie was on the PreGame. Where he at? RENEE He's gotten pretty weird lately. But this is still a star studded match up The rest of the lot didn't miss him one bit. The focus was on Bohemoth who started cursing everyone out. That of course got him beat down and tossed out of the ring. Oscar decided to follow him and really lay some shots in. COACH That's a good old fashioned Philly ass whupping. The kind you get in east Philly. Things splintered off giving the audience plenty of action to behold. They saw King Landon hit Eggther with a Go2Sleep on Northstar's knees, then saw Simon and Baron battle it out atop the ladder. Big Papa Thrust came and shoved them both off, then flexed his muscles to the world. OHLALA Go Big Papa! RENEE Gory won earlier, so Big Papa Thrust has some momentum from that. In fact Gory would make an appearance and try to find off Oscar from stopping BPT from climbing the ladder. RENEE Agh! Why did I mention that creep? While Oscar and Gory battled, Blanchard yanked down BPT and stomped a mud hole in him. But then Ivar came and decimated them both. IVAR Mmmmm well then let's see about becoming a world champion. But Bohemoth returned and latched onto Ivar's leg as he was climbing the ladder. IVAR Very upsetting. Ivar and Bohemoth started throwing fists and somehow drew THE FLEX into it. But Baron showed them all up as he dove off the ladder and brought them down with a crossbody! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Ivar rolled out the ring, where Eggther hit him with a sommersault plancha while holding a steel chair! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Teddy started to climb the ladder, but was met with resistance from Blanchard. The old allies duked it out, until Teddy it a neckbreaker off the ladder onto another ladder! RENEE Yikes! We may not have any maineventer's left after this match. COACH Snot, its time to seize the brass ring! Oscar brought himself back into the mix and seemed close to getting the briefcase. The fans cheered him on but were disappointed when his archrival THE FLEX started harassing him. Though Oscar battled, THE FLEX still powerbombed him off. The fans were, however, pretty impressed when King Landon and Northstar lifted him for a double Go2Sleep. They were less happy to see them do the same to Baron. RENEE The Kingdom is rocking and rolling, but only one of them can win this match. Thanks to Bohemoth hitting Landon with a mini ladder, Northstar got that call anyway. Up he went, and managed to fend off Simon. RENEE Wow, I think Northstar might get it! COACH He'd be the first dude to go from executive, HeldDOWN GM, to possible world champ! Baron tried to stop Northstar, but he to was cast aside by The Stellar Evolution. But Ivar was the one who was able to pull Northstar down, creating heat between them. RENEE These two are pretty similar personalities, and they're clashing at AngleMania! Their fight didn't last long as Simon took them out by throwing a ladder at them. Northstar feel out the ring, so Simon decided to just dump the ladder on him. But, then Simon was beat down by THE FLEX, who pitched him out the ring. The big man made his own climb, but was halted by Eggther who leapt from the top rope and took him off with a head scissors! “YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” THE FLEX rolled out the ring and Eggther went after him, but got hit with a FLEX BUSTER onto the steel ramp! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH” THE FLEX wasn't free though as King Landon and Big Papa Thrust started attacking him. While this was going on their was a brawl outside the ring, and with the ring free and clear of people, wouldn't it be a good time for someone to make their play for the belt? Why, yes, thought LOGAN MANN, who finally decided to show up! RENEE What a scoundrel! I'd say this a new low for him, but its pretty much normal now. Up Logan went and had the briefcase basically unhooked, but then he decided to do a monolouge on the evils of capitalism while at the same time trying to get people to buy his new Addias tennis shoes. So of course Cobra Strike pulled him down and start beating the life out of him. COACH Ned hates Logan! Like Ned been hating Logan since Colin was in high school. Ned been hating Logan since Gretchen Wright was seven years old. Ned been hating Logan since Sabrina Oakheart was five years old. Big Papa Thrust felt sort of honor bound and came to Logan's aid, causing the fight to spill outside. Eggther brought the heat to all them as he mowed them down with repeated ladder strikes. But he got a taste of his own medicine when King Landon superkicked the ladder into his face! COACH Pow! King Landon got a major problem with Ivar taking him onto his shoulders and electric chair dropping him through a table! RENEE Ah! Who set up a table! Ivar mixed it up with Bohemoth on the outside, and the two managed to battle all the way backstage! COACH At least that narrows the field down, but Bohemoth needs to get back here. It ain't like he can just get a title shot this year! Northstar started back up the ladder, but again had Simon Singleton as an obstacle. Showing rare emotion, Northstar blasted him with headbutts, then gave him a bulldog onto a laying ladder! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The Stellar Evolution popped up but was met with blows by Baron. The two took themselves onto the apron, then seemed to injure each other with a headbutt battle that knocked them all the way onto the ring steps. COACH Ain't these niggas famillar with concussion protocol? Fuck is wrong with you dudes? Gory, who was still present, decided he could get the briefcase for BPT and started to ascend the ladder. But Oscar climbed an adjacent ladder and gave him a Crowbar between them! COACH Yo, that nigga ain't gonna be able to bend his shoulder for a week! But then THE FLEX came and smashed his enemy with a steel chair to the head! COACH Again! Concussions ain't nothing to fuck with, some of ya'll niggas gonna be sorry in a few years. THE FLEX climbed to the top of the ladder, but was met by Teddy Buckworth. All in the stadium thought Teddy would win out. After all this is Teddy Buckworth! A true legend against a hired brute! Certainly THE FLEX could not best Teddy when it counted. Right? Wrong. THE FLEX chokeslammed Teddy onto Oscar, purposely onto Oscar I might add, then reached up and snagged the breiface. Winner: THE FLEX, via pinfall The fans were needless to say not happy. No sir. RENEE The most shocking AngleMania result ever, COACH No refunds, no refunds! Ya'll niggas ordered the network now you gotta live with it! RENEE I can't believe THE FLEX climbed a ladder and won! I mean we know THE FLEX as a brute, and muscle for Tyler, but now he's a serious contender for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title. THE FLEX FLEX SMASH! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 *** The American Idols ("Back Alley Lover" Rodrigo Larkins, KC Roach & Taylor Swift's Bae) vs. The 3 Amigos (Mariachi, Juicy Cantu-Si & "The Golden Grr" Chick *** ARRIBA's top rudo fraction returned to face one of the most popular trios in the OAOAST. Sporting matching shirts with the moniker "Vainglorious Bastards USA", it seemed as though the guys had finally embraced their home country's perception of them, even if solely for merchandizing reasons. RENEE Money talks! But we learned the true meaning later on in this fast paced affair as A$AP BLONDIE (rocking a VB USA shirt) interfered on behalf of the American Idols, surprising Chick with his Illegally Blonde cobra clutch legsweep just as the Golden Grr appeared to be on the verge of victory after hitting The Sky Is Falling on Taylor Swift's Bae. Instead it was T-Swift's Bae who scored the winning fall. Winners: The American Idols, via pinfall. Afterward Blondie celebrated with his new buddies, including a group selfie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 A boy of anguish now, he's a man of soul, Traded in his misery for the lonely life of the road. The years were cruel to him no, He won't let them go. Lays awake tryna' find the man inside to pack his bags and escape this world. There's a certain level of disgust and hatred that's only reversed for the truly vile among of us. And when “Moving On” by Asking Alexandria hits and Leon Rodez and Reagan Flanagan appear, we witness first hand that disgust and hatred as its emanated from the crowd. Reagan stands stoically against the mass of rage that builds against her, whereas Leon's shoulders roll, his neck twitches and his eyes burn with reciprocal disdain. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Now making his way to the ring being accompanied by REAGAN FLANAGAN, he hails from Grand Rapids, Michigan, representing THE MENAGERIE, he is THE DEVIL INSIDE LEON ROOOOOODDDDDEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” I've never been so torn up in all of my life, I should have seen this coming. I've never felt so hopeless, Than I do tonight. I don't wanna do this anymore, I'm moving on. The duo make a slow almost tortured walk down the lengthy entrance ramp. As the chorus kicks in on the music, the massive video screens and army of lights flash a bright white, almost blinding the jeering crowd. RENEE Well here it is, the most personal match up on the card. If Leon wins, I don't even wanna say, but if Leon wins Reagan gets ownership of Colin and Amber's son Jack. But if Colin wins, and I really hope he does, Jack is saved. COACH I'm nervous already! RENEE You're definitely not the only one. Reagan journeys to a location around ringside, as Leon stands on the ring upon, his eyes casting their own devilish spell upon the audience, almost daring them to try and attack him. RENEE The Devil Inside, Leon Rodez. A true monster. THE DAY IS MY ENEMY! THE NIGHT MY FRIEND! “YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” The Prodigy's “The Day is My Enemy” booms out over a surge of fan support as blue and gold lights dive about the entry way. Their cheers are warmly welcomed by Angel Maguire, who is thankful for any support her family can get. A hooded Colin on the other land let's out a primal scream that shatters the night and signifies the intensity of his cause. BUFFER And his opponent, being accompanied by his mother ANGEL MAGUIRE, he hails from Boston Massachusetts, THE IRISH GOLDEN BOY....COLIN MAGUIIRREEE JUNNIIIOOORRRRRRRRRRR! The entrance ramp is lined to the brim with neon it blue crosses, that contain red flames inside and bouquets of white lit roses. It is indeed a funeral procession, for someone may very well die tonight if the look on Colin's face is any indicator. RENEE Colin is no stranger to high stakes match ups, but he's never taken on anything like this. COACH You said Leon is a monster, but it takes a monster to beat a monster and Colin gets it in. Ask Teddy, ask Lyric, ask Oscar, ask Alix, ask Krista, ask Reject, ask the whole damn roster, this dude comes evil with it. He ain't no saint, and he ain't gonna wrestle like one either. DING DING DING RENEE We almost don't need to announce this match, everything speaks for itself. COACH But the world gotta hear the wisdom of a well spoken black male. Referee Nick Patrick tries to explain what little rules are held in this contest, but gets brushed aside by Colin who slams Leon in the face with a bruising punch. Not taking well to that, Leon grabs hold of Colin and literally throws him into the corner. But The Irish Golden Boy rushes forward and bashes Leon with a powerful dropkick! Off the ropes comes Colin, looking to bash Leon's head in with a curb stomp but the Grand Rapids native hurriedly pulls away and backs to the corner. COLIN Is the devil inside, just the spirit of a coward then? Leon won't be goaded into attacking Colin and makes a leisurely rise to his feet. In fact he frustrates Colin by offering a simple collar and elbow tie up. RENEE Oh how absurd! Colin acts like he'll play along, but then bashes Leon in the stomach with a hard boot. Doubled over, Leon is then flung into the ropes but holds onto them to prevent his return. Snarling Colin charges him but gets smacked away by a raised elbow. The Fallen Idol then darts in and overpowers his foe with a high knee! RENEE Maybe Colin played right into Leon's trap. COACH Colin may be a Harvard grad, but Leon is a genius in this ring. Having a hotter temper than Leon, Colin charges him but gets dragged into a side headlock. The hated heel works over the hold, until an annoyed Colin gives him a hard shove to the ropes. Leon returns the violent favor by running through Colin with a lariat. RENEE Again, Colin does what Leon wants. The Devil Inside hits the ropes, but his return sees Colin try to take him down with a hurricanrana! But Leon hooks onto his legs and tries to powerbomb. Yet Colin rolls through with a sunset flip, then pops up to stomp Leon in the face! “OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE That time it was all Colin! Feeling the momentum, Colin makes a run at Leon, but gets hammered in the stomach with a side kick. Hobbled, Colin can only watch Leon rush the ropes. Again Leon throws a lariat, but this time Colin uses the arm to curl behind him and deliver a lung blower! The cover... ONE! An easy kickout by Leon! The Grand Rapids native crawls away, making sure to keep Patrick between him and Colin. COLIN There is no official in any capacity in any realm of life that will save your life! Colin storms at Leon, but Leon is ready for him and trips him up with a single leg take down. However, Colin counters by reaching back and smashing Leon in the face with a hard elbow. COACH Yo, they teach 400 level technical wrestling classes at Harvard now? Colin takes a run at Leon, but has to flip out a hip toss. The second he lands he tries for a Biotic Crisis, but Leon will suffer none of that and traps him inside a waistlock This hold doesn't last long as Colin uses a procession of elbows to win his freedom. He then proceeds to bash Leon in the gut with knees in the clinch, that pop the crowd. “COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!” the fans chant and Angel joins them as well. The Boston native releases Leon and heads to the ropes, trying for a tornado DDT on his return. Leon is able to shove him off, then throws out a superkick, but Colin grabs hold of his leg and drags him down into a leg lock! Luckily for Leon he's able to snag hold of the ropes to avoid any real damage. RENEE Colin is killing it! Leon is forced take advice from Reagan, which shows the level of the tide turning in this match that the most talented wrestler in the company needs words from a fifty year old woman. “LET'S GO COLIN! LET'S GO COLIN! LET'S GO COLIN!” Leon assumes a defensive posture but still gets rocked with a knife edge chop from Colin. In return Leon fires off a chop then hammers Colin with a pair of forearms. Those land Colin in the ropes, and The Menagerie leader tees off with a thundering kick to the ribs. The sound of the body blows screams into the Philly night. “LEON SUCKS! LEON SUCKS! LEON SUCKS!” RENEE A super vocal AngleMania crowd. COACH Wish they'd shut up, can't hear myself think. RENEE You think?! Like literal thoughts? Leon pushes Colin into the corner and proceeds to bash him with a series of knife edge chops. These blows serve to draw Colin's anger and he flips Leon into his old position, where he terrorizes him with punishing Irish Uppercuts! “YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” With no real means of escape, Leon resorts to a low blow! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH Shit, even a vampire can't take that. Patrick yells at Leon for his performance, but The Devil Inside couldn't possibly care less. Instead he runs his hands through his tangle of brown curls as he watches Colin stagger away. RENEE What sinister plan does Leon have for Colin? Leon latches onto Colin's wrist and hurls him into the ropes, thinking to catch him with a spinning wheel kick. But Colin ducks the attack and Leon crashes and burns into the mat. As The Fallen Idol tries to recover, Colin comes off the ropes and slams into him with a spear! COACH Colin saying fuck my old moveset, I got new shit for you, Leon! The cover... ONE! TWO! Leon brings the shoulder up! The heel stumbles upright, and has to fend off a DDT effort from Colin. Using his devilish strength he upends his hated rival over his back, but gets a bit of bad luck as The Irish Golden Boy lands on his boots. Still its Leon who strikes with an elbow to the face, and then makes a sudden pitch that sends Colin crashing shoulder first into the ring posts! “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!” Colin sags out of the ring and lands himself on the ring steps, while Leon exits the ring. Making sure to keep the pressure on Colin, Leon slams his arm into the steps, and again the noise rises into the night. RENEE Normally Colin's vampire healing can recover form this, but he's being hit by a devil. An actual devil! With Colin still in the throes of agony, Leon is able to rip up the padding on the ring floor, which reveals a football field rather than the usual concrete. COACH Leon is wilding out! Colin is hauled off the ring steps by Leon and stashed inside a head scissors. The possibilities of harm to Colin have Angel near tears and the fans are distraught as well. But no ill comes to pass for Colin as he upends Leon with a back body drop! RENEE Time to breathe a sigh of relief! COACH For now. Leon ain't gonna just win the match, he's gonna beat Colin down. Seething with fire, Colin tears a monitor out of the French announce desk. Rather than just hit Leon with it, he throws the monitor at him, only avoiding his head by the raised arm Leon uses as a shield. But that leaves Leon unprotected and Colin snatches hold of his head and delivers a a horrifying DDT onto the exposed turf! “OOOOOHHHHHHHH!” COACH Someone alert the NFL safety committee, we got niggas dying on the field. The Boston native shoves Leon into the ring, and then himself makes an ascension to the top turnbuckle. RENEE I think we're in for a Pennant Race and baseball season just started! The Red Sox fan dismounts his perch, twisting through the air with a shooting star press. Its a a beautiful move that meets an ugly end as Leon raises his boots to block the attack. Pained by such a counter, Colin rolls out of the ring. Leon's steel eyes see a chance, and he gets a frown as he hurries onto the apron. Colin hasn't a moment to react before The Devil Inside smashes him across the face with an apron based superkick! RENEE Coach, you were right, Leon IS a wrestling genius. COACH Leon been at this game too long and been too good, and now he got supernatural powers. Thanks to a front facelock, Leon is able to hang Colin on the guardrail, and with a nod and a scowl to Reagan The Fallen Idol backs far away from his rival. Then he uses his devilish speed to cut the distance and lash Colin with a European Uppercut that dumps him into several members of the horrified crowd. Leon walks away with hands on hips, mouth emoting his disgust with foe and the world around him. “FUCK YOU LEON! FUCK YOU LEON! FUCK YOU LEON!” Not only does Leon have a crowd problem, he has a Colin problem as The Irish Golden Boy rises from the sea of fans. He takes a vampire leap over them and slams into with a sort of thez/cross body attack that blows both supernatural warriors over! “YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” the stadium crowd cheers the attack as they watch Colin pound on Leon with punches. RENEE Leon might be a genius but Colin is full of fight. COACH Gotta protect his seed. You ain't never gonna see Colin go down easy. The Boston native grabs hold of Leon's leg, earning himself a struggle from his foe. But that does nothing to stop Colin as she slingshots Leon OVER the French announce desk! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Wow! I can honestly say I've never seen anything like that! Leon lies in the rubble of wires and chairs as the crowd celebrate the thrashing he's taking. Colin isn't willing to rest on his laurels and pulls Leon out the wreckage and moves him into the ring for a crucial pin... ONE! TWO! A kickout! Colin yanks Leon upright and into a front facelock. He can get no move off as Leon spins out and hauls him down with a violent arm wringer! RENEE There was some force behind that! Colin rises off the mat, and gets attacked with that same dangerous arm wringer by the talented technical wrestler. As Colin nurses his sore arm, Leon stalks about the mat, doing his own recovery from the hellish war. RENEE Man, the tables keep turning in this one. COACH Its pure back and forth, and a hell of a match. Leon pulls Colin upright and tries for a third arm wringer. This time Colin slips his way out the hold before being brought down. Leon remains on the attack and slams his jaw with an elbow. A stunned Colin is taken onto Leon's shoulder, then thrown off and hit a gutbuster onto a single knee! A cover follows... ONE! TWO! Colin with the kickout! The Devil Inside takes hold of Colin's legs and begins the process of twisting him into a liontamer! The stadium crowd panics and urges Colin to fight out. Fight out he does, using his vamp strength to propel Leon to the side. COACH Good thing Colin fought out of that, because he would have been toast. Leon comes charging back at Colin with a hard frown, but gets his lips and teeth adjusted with a jawbreaker! But even after that, he roars back at Colin, only to get hit by a series of forearms. The blows are shut down as Leon hits a rolling kick to the gut, Now Colin is thrown to the ropes and Leon lowers his head seeking a back body drop. But the agile vampire back flips over him to wow the sold out stadium. He then grabs hold of Leon by the waist and flings him back with a German suplex! “YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Irish Suplex! Seeing blood red, Colin rips Leon off the mat and drags him into a corner. There he bashes Leon's face into the ringposts without any hint of mercy coming! Reagan looks on shocked at Colin's savagery, but Angel fully understands it. RENEE Never ever mess with a man's family! COACH Leon could have watched Taken to learn that, but instead his ass gotta get torn up in Philly. Summoning every ounce of strength in his lean frame, Leon dips low and flings Colin over the ropes. But, Colin's green boots land on the ring apron, and a forearm goes into Leon's head to back him away. With Leon on the back track, Colin is able to ascend to the top turnbuckle. He then flings himself off and drives his boots into Leon's face with a big time missile dropkick! Colin then quickly dives atop him for a cover... ONE! TWO! Leon brings the shoulder up! Desperate for a reprieve, Leon follows Reagan's orders and rolls to the outside. Though the fans jeer the attack, Leon stays put in stubborn fashion. Colin will not let him off the hook that easy, and descends upon him with a suicide dive through the ropes! “YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Leon is anguished by the attack, then suffers even more as Colin chucks him with great malice against the guardrail. As he grimaces in woe, Leon is thrown back into the ring. Incapable of fighting past his pain, Leon can only watch Colin make another ascent to the top turnbuckle. “COLIN'S GONNA KILL YOU! COLIN'S GONNA KILL YOU! COLIN'S GONNA KILL YOU!” COACH Nigga shouldn't be joking about something he might actually do. Well Colin doesn't kill Leon but he does come off the top rope and hits his long desired shooting star press! “YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Pennant Race! Patrick gets onto his knees and scores the fall.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Leon puts his foot on the ropes! RENEE Ohhhhh so close! COACH Too close if you're Reagan and The Menagerie, Leon was almost beat and little Jack was almost saved. Moving Leon into a double underhook, Colin has his eye on a suplex. That move fails with Leon spinning out the hold, and crashing a back elbow into Colin's chin. This knocks Colin off balance, and Leon has no trouble pitching him through the ropes to hang his feet on the second cable. RENEE This is gonna be real bad for Colin! Colin's head dives into the canvas with a crunch from Leon's rope aided DDT! RENEE Downfall DDT! COACH Sad to say but I hink that's the downfall of Colin's hopes. That move is a game changer. Leon takes time to shake off his own injuries, which gives Colin a chance to come upright. But its still The Devil Inside who gets the attack in, slashing Colin with a superkick! “OOOOOOHHHHHHH!” The Philly crowd cringes as Colin remains on his feet, wobbling. Leon takes hold of his shaky foe and whirls him around to dump him down with a blue thunder bomb! “OOOOOHHHHHHH!” COACH If Jivin JR was here he'd say that's some serious ass impact. RENEE I'll say it for him. That's some serious ass impact! Patrick hurries to count Leon's pin... ONE! TWO! Colin with the kickout before three! “COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!” RENEE Colin is fighting for more than glory or prestige, he's fighting for his son! The Grand Rapids native picks Colin up and situates him atop the turnbuckle. Both men breathe with heavy exhaustion, but the will to fight is strong. Leon climbs up top, but is met with punches and headbutts from his foe. But nothing will stop him from meeting his goal; The Devil Inside leaps up and flings Colin off the ropes with a hurricanrana that wows the audience! RENEE Coach, how much longer can these two go like this? COACH Someone's gonna have to die in this ring, nobody gonna let themselves get pinned. Colin rolls on the mat, undergoing harsh pain. Sadly he has little defense for Leon pulling him upright into a standing fireman's carry. The Irish Golden Boy tries to free himself, but can't stop his foe from nailing him with a death valley driver! COACH Damn, I hate to say it, but that might be all for Colin. RENEE It can't be, Coach. It can't be! COACH Don't yell at me, I ain't the one who hit the move! Leon hooks Colin's legs for the fall.... ONE! TWO! Colin makes the kickout! Leon sits up and takes a long hard look at Colin, overlooking him with disdain. On the outside, Angel is holding her hands to her mouth, while her sister Reagan leans in with keen observation. RENEE Its Angel who I feel the worse for. She's the one who introduced Colin to the son he didn't know he had. And now.... Leon once more seizez onto Colin's legs, trying to get that Liontamer. The effort fails due to Colin reaching out and grabbing hold of the ropes. The Devil Inside doesn't quite let him go and pulls him upright into his grasps, then swings him into a powerbomb set up. However, Colin avoids the deadly attack by sliding back off Leon's shoulders. RENEE Colin with a daring escape! COACH I gotta bet Leon would have powerbombed him out the ring. Colin emits a mighty roar and charges Leon, but eats a knee to the face as opposed to laying in an attack. Dazed, Colin fails to guard against the foot assisted DDT Leon curses him with! RENEE Soul Destroyer! The cover.... ONE! TWO! Colin with the kickout! “YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” Leon puts his hands against his head and wears a look of rage tinged disbelief. With that gripping his face he pulls Colin upright, but experiences pain as Colin smashes an Irish Uppercut into his chest! Leon comes right back and throws a fist against Colin's jaw, and Colin returns fire with a forearm flush to the side of the face. Soon the two men are waging a horrible war, taking all their anger out on one another with cruel blows. “LET'S GO COLIN! LET'S GO COLIN! LET'S GO COLIN!” the stadium fans sing loud enough to be heard in Pittsburgh. Leon changes course and throws a kick to Colin's thigh to lower him to the ground. A sharp look of hate flashes across Leon's face then he unleashes a rolling kick to Colin's face that bowls him over! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!' RENEE One Hit Kill! Oh no! Oh no! COACH Colin is done. It sucks but he's done. Reagan certainly hopes so as Colin is pinned to the mat by Leon.... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! COLIN GOT THE KICKOUT! “COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!” the fans are on their feet chanting. RENEE Yes! Colin is going to fight on, ladies and gentlemen, he's not going to stop until Leon is beat. Leon stalks about the ring, anger at Colin's spirit visible on his face. Finally he decides to do something about it and pulls Colin off the mat. The Boston native counters by firing off an Irish Uppercut that hits so hard it pushes Leon into the corner. But Colin can't follows up as she sags to his knees, and Leon takes advantage of that by running forward and hitting him with a single leg dropkick to the face! COACH Bam! Another shot to the face. RENEE We've never seen a vampire get knocked out and I really hope this isn't going to be the first time. Leon muscles his opponent into the corner, trapping him there as he himself climbs onto the second rope. With the stadium lights hitting him, Leon rains down heavy punches on Colin's face. RENEE Normally those only go to ten. COACH But this nigga going to ten thousand. Colin somehow is able to escape down the front, leaving Leon's fist to pound against the ring post. Hurried, Colin runs at Leon but The Fallen Idol swings his legs back and hits him with a double kick to push him back. After hoping to the mat, Leon rams a fist into Colin's face and then launches him into the ropes. Colin comes darting back and smashes Leon in the face with a yakuza kick that shoves him into the ropes. Though hurt, Leon fights hard with a lariat, that folds Colin up! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The Devil Inside now pulls Colin upright and tries for a brainbuster. Yet, Colin frees himself from the attack and in the process hits a cutter! “YYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Biotic Crisis! REAGAN Urgoes Holdios! A sudden chant from Reagan freezes Colin in place, locking him out of a pinfall, and forcing blood to drift from his mouth. REAGAN Urgoes Holdios! RENEE Hey, what is this?! Stop! REAGAN Urgoes Holdios! But Regan's chant comes to an end thanks to a crushing chair shot to the back of the head from her sister ANGEL! “YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAA!” ANGEL Leave my family alone! RENEE Oh my god, get em girl! COACH You can say that again! Free of the curse placed on him, Colin's blood trickle dries up and his mind clears, clear enough to sag down on Leon for the pivotal pinfall... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner as a result of a pinfall....COLIN MAGUIRE JUNIOOORRRRRR! “YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” “The Day is my Enemy” powers back up as Colin rolls off Leon and into his mother's arms, heavy with exhaustion but light with relief. RENEE You did it, Colin! You saved your son's life! Pouring into the ring are Amber, Cassidy, Cassidy #2, Ivar and of course Colin's son Jack! The sight of all these loving family and friends overwhelms Colin and he breaks down in tears. COACH Nothing wrong with that. I'd cry too. The group embraces Colin, giving him a snug hug with plenty of love and adoration, and Colin returns it right back. RENEE That's so great to see! So great. And what a relief for everyone in the OAOAST. COACH No doubt. No doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 *** Rico de Janeiro, Remy Brazil & Pete-O vs. Lucius Soul & CO2 w/ Melody Nerdly *** The biggest night of the year means big entrances, and Lucius Soul went big on his sending Jade and Melody out dressed as a magician's assistants and wheeling out a magician's box, which they opened to show the audience no one's inside. Then they draped a sheet over the box and circled around, yanking the sheet off to cause a puff of smoke. MELODY & JADE Jade's CO2 partner Maya Duncan-Blanchard emerged from the box in her gear ready to go. MELODY & JADE Jade motions they're missing one very important person. Melody snaps her fingers in agreement and the girls drape the sheet over the box a second time, removing it to cause another puff of smoke. MELODY & JADE Nobody's inside. RICO, REMY & PETE COACH Lucius chickened out! MELODY & JADE RICO, REMY & PETE The guys turn around and LUCIUS SOUL is standing behind him decked out in a pimp hat, cape and wielding a "magic wand" which he uses to strike his former partners in crime! COACH AAH! That man oughta be disqualified! RENEE The match hasn't officially begun! COACH What kinda loophole is that? A weapon is a weapon! CO2 joined Lucius and cleaned house. Rico and company would bail outside to recover, but they'd prove to be no match for Lucius and CO2 as the latter trio picked up the W after Lucius (sporting new gear with the moniker "Pimp Magic") hit Rico with Fro 2 Sleep. Winners: Lucius Soul & CO2, via pinfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 And our people talk to me, but nothing ever hits, So people talk to me, and all the voices just burn holes. I’m going in (ooh) This is the start of how it all ever ends They used to shout my name, now they whisper it I’m speeding up and this is the Red, orange, yellow flicker beat sparking up my heart We rip the start, the colors disappear I never watch the stars there’s so much down here So I just try to keep up with them Red, orange, yellow flicker beat sparking up my heart The video screens display a profusion of static, which would seem to be a malfunction were it not for “Yellow Flicker Beat” by Lorde rolling out to signal what's to come. COACH I been waiting a long time for this one! The static clears up to display a mass of images of Silver's conquests, while a silver embossed staircase lowers from the middle screen. Boos pollute the Philly air once Silver appears with his sword Elysium. attired in a black coat and black tights with kanji lettering espousing his hopeful mantra. Perhaps oblivious to the hatred he engenders, or perhaps perversely liking it, Silver descends the staircase with a joyful smile. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Now making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, he represents THE MENAGERIE...”THE ULTIMATE HOPE” SILLLLLVEERRRRRR!!!! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE AngleSault's nephew, Silver, has resorted to lows his uncle would never go to in hopes of turning Alix into some beacon for humanity. COACH Dude has a few screws loose, and Reagan had to go and give him a damn magic sword. But he got talented genetics, and if he wants to bring out the best in Alix he got the skills to do it. At the bottom of the entrance ramp, Silver casts off his black coat to reveal a lean physique absent of any fat. Elysium is passed to a ring attendant, and then the grinning Silver dives into another AngleMania match. RENEE Silver actually hasn't won an AngleMania match. Like ever. COACH I think he got a chance to do Uncle AngleSault proud. You know I'm bringing bombastic I'm feeling fucking fantastic Turn up the music yeah blast it You know I'm playing like, no more Mr. Nice GuyYou know I'm bringing bombastic I'm feeling fucking fantastic Turn up the music yeah blast it You know I'm playing like, no more Mr. Nice Guy I'm coming for you Bonnie McKee's “Bombastic” jams into the arena, and its a mother fucking jam session on no less than FIVE medical marijuana dispensaries on the entrance, all lit up with neon signs in a testament to weed, Alix, and Cyndi Lauper for some reason. The clientele however... COACH Fuck is up with these weirdos? RENEE Alix, said she got authentic Philadelphia junkies for this entrance. COACH Man, I left my motherfucking rental unlocked too. It got my iphone in it and my smart watch. Shit. Finally onto the scene in the middle of this drugie paradise are the ball gown attired Queen Esther, complete with magic wand and The Hollywood Bad Girl, Alix Maria Spezia, attired in 76er themed booty shorts and bikini top. Alix shoots a jumper in honor of Iverson as the crowd hails her greatness. BUFFER And his opponent! Being accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER, from Los Angeles California, she is THE HOLLYWOOD BAD GIRL....ALIXXX MARRIAAA SPEZZZIAAAAA! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALIX Shout outs to my registered sex offenders who know the struggle. We see you. COACH This bitch has finally lost it. Queen Esther takes up position at ring side, waving her magic wand to work up the crowd, while Alix ascends to the top rope and does the same as she mimics the motion of popping a molly! COACH Is she on drugs right now?! RENEE No...no...probably not....I hope not....probably, she is. Yeah. DING DING DING Silver puts forth his hand, showing friendship and love for Alix. ALIX As if, homie! You've made my life a living h-e-double hockey sticks and to me, a devout homophobe- RENEE Huh? ALIX You're wild mango. You hang in a stable with two females and a bunch of dudes. Even talking with another man is fruity pebbles, no Cena. If you need to tell a dude something, you get a female to pass along the message. Never buy a used car unless you know the previous owner was a female. Refuse service in restaurants unless the server is a female. If there are male ridings with you the goofs ride in the trunk. Seats are only reserved for females QUEEN ESTHER Those are quite a few rules, I will have one of my father's scribes put them in a scroll after their daily flogging session. ALIX Kinky! So you white haired pretty boy, let's fight! Alix starts throwing bombs at Silver, hammering him with hard punches. He has no choice but to fight back, but Alix manages to shove him into the corner. He hits with impact and is dizzied as he stumbles back into a biiiigggg back body drop from The Hollywood Bad Girl! RENEE Alix already on fire! She's got a laundry list of AngleMania accomplishments, including winning the world title last year. Silver drags his lean frame off the pat and flings a pair of punches at Alix. Leaving her to deal with their aftermath he builds up steam off the ropes. Unfortunately for him Alix is well recovered and attacks him with a butt bump! ALIX This booty is lit! “YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COACH Damn, a nigga would stick a tree branch up his ass and snap it for that fine Latina! RENEE Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Rolling upright, Silver tags Alix with a pair of punches once more and again takes a trip to the rope. The brunette babe ducks bellow his leaping side kick, and then even ducks his rebound lariat. Now Silver is all out of sorts, and it comes as no surprise when he's hit with a lungblower. The attack hits hard enough to fling him onto his stomach, which just gets him drilled by a senton from Alix. A cover is made and referee Nunzio counts.... ONE! TWO! The shoulder comes up! Alix nods to the corner, a prelude to her climbing to the second turnbuckle. When Silver rises she comes off with a basic axe handle, and yet her foe counters by leaping up and smashing her with a dropkick! RENEE Talk about effective, that really slowed Alix. COACH Did more than slow. It grounded her to a halt. Not quite grounded, Alix gets up and is fit to be tied. She makes a rush at Silver and gets blasted with a super fast spinning heel kick from the Brooklyn native! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” SILVER I'm surprised a loser like me was able to do that. I had hoped you'd end my career! As his career isn't ended Silver lays atop Alix for a pin.... ONE! TWO! Kickout! COACH That was a nasty kick but it ain't enough to beat Alix. RENEE What is enough to beat Alix at AngleMania? She hasn't lost at the show since AngleManai seven. Silver makes a climb to the height of the ring, getting a roar of anticipation from the crowd. Alix doesn't like what she sees and certainly doesn't like Silver bringing a top rope fameasser down upon her! SILVER I might win! Oh no... Despite his misgivings crawls atop Alix in another pin.... ONE! TWO! Again the kickout! “LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX!” the fans chant, lead on by Queen Esther and her magic wand. RENEE Queen Esther and the OAOAST Galaxy sense Alix needs a bit of encouragement. Silver's baby blue eyes watch Alix rise and when she's fully standing he pulls her into a standing fireman's carry. But Alix wheels down the back and pulls Silver with her through the aid of a zig-zag! “YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE The Sweetie! ALIX Awww what's good! We in Philly! Home of Boys II Men, but you a boy II a hoe! QUEEN ESTHER Yes! A hoe! Farm working peasant! Crush his rebellion! RENEE These two are kind of frightening together. Silver tries to stand, but gets slammed in the face with a dropkick from Alix. After that attack he's pinned and Nunzio counts the fall... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Silver is shot into the ropes, and manages to mount a bit of a comeback as he floors Alix with a high flipping lariat. He continues to surge as the ropes provide him speed and he takes Alix down with a diving shoulder tackle! Now feeling a victory is possible, Silver tries to throw Alix into the corner. But she reverses and he's the one sent in. But he makes the best of it by moonsaulting off the top and bringing Alix down with a beautiful inverted DDT! “OOOOHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Hope's Peak! What a move! COACH They say this kid is a lot more talented than his uncle AngleSault, and I agree with them. AngleSault never busted that move out. Silver hooks Alix's legs for a crucial cover... ONE! TWO! Alix with the kickout! “LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX!” the stadium bleats. Silver genuinely welcomes the cheers for his foe, even as he pulls her into a front facelock and lifts her into a suplex position. That move never comes to pass as Alix uses her knees to break the hold. Then the Latina sex kitten goes on the attack and wallops Silver with a spinning wheel kick! That pleases the sold out stadium crowd and they continue to cheer as she leaps onto the top turnbuckle. ALIX Ain't no party like a west coast party cuz a west coast party don't stop! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” After droping some Coolio lines Alix flings herself off the top with a swanton bomb....but crashes into the raised knees of Silver! RENEE Oh no! SILVER How could I? How could a loser like me counter someone like you? What's wrong with me? Silver continues to whine whilst lying on the mat, as Alix attends to her pained back right next to him. RENEE He does lack the confidence of his uncle, although maybe he has a perverse confidence if he thinks he can be the catalyst to Alix becoming the great hope for mankind. COACH AngleSault just wanted to dominate the world title scene and hold down SuperStar and Angle-Plex, his nephew has delusions of grandeur. Silver comes to his feet first, and to the victors go the spoils as he manages to start twisting Alix into an AngleSlam. But that move fails as Alix backflips out the attack! RENEE Alix avoiding the Silver Bullet! Alix then does a beautiful double jump on the ropes and levels her opponent with a moonsault press! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Pro-Marijuana Moonsault! Silver finds his way upright, but is brought down by a basic side Russian leg sweep from The Hollywood Bad Girl. ALIX (rapping) I'm in the club I'm looking around I see you checking me out I'm on that gin looking for a friend to put my ass in his mouth Ain't no doubt La Chat got plenty yeah I know that you scoping Got to be a baller or shot caller or I'm taking shaking and jumping Don't touch me trick you can't afford to put your hands on my ass ALIX to SILVER “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” QUEEN ESTHER Awful! Unheard of! Loosen your face from her rectum you immoral cur! Queen Esther is all about that chaste life and starts throwing pixie dust in the ring. Which becomes a slight problem when Alix runs to the ropes and slips on it! QUEEN ESTHER The Ultimate Hope recovers from his delicious ass eating and pounces upon Alix and flings her across the ring with an inverted exploder suplex! RENEE World Ender! Rather than go for a cover, Silver goes for sure victory. A match ending move in hooking her in his dragon clutch finisher! “BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE The New Hope! The New Hope! COACH In the center of the ring, I dunno if Alix is getting out of it. Alix struggles in the hold, an move that Silver has practiced since day one of his wrestling training. With that experience the fight becomes incredibly furstrating. “LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX!” the fans pour out their support for the Latina Hottie. Alix takes strength and support from these thousands upon thousands of fans and battles herself free of Silver's clutches. “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE That's more a sigh of relief than a cheer to be honest. COACH Like you said, the fans ain't used to seeing Alix lose at AngleMania. Silver swtiches tactics and tires to twist Alix into a Liontamer. All that happens, though, is her furry boots shove him into a corner. When she runs in, he backs her away with raised double boots. Free of Alix for the moment, Silver steps onto the second rope facing away from her. He then flies at her with a back elbow strike, but she counters the attack with a leaping neckbreaker! A cover.... ONE! TWO! Silver puts the foot on the ropes! Alix and Silver roll away from each other, each superstar needing time to recoup their lost health. RENEE These two have taken a ton of abuse so far in this match. COACH But we didn't expect anything else from them. Silver uses the ropes to facilitate his rise, which problematically leaves him open to Alix's attack. The Hollywood Bad Girl takes claim of his neck and flips off the ropes to try for a sliced bread number two. But Silver has the skill to keep her locked on his shoulders in a standing fireman's carry. However, he does little more than that as Alix twirls about and crushes him with a tornado inverted DDT! ALIX (rapping) Yo, Leon, you leave your green around me nigga your green gonna get lit up, you leave your drink around me, nigga ya drink gonna get drunk up, you leave your henchmen around me nigga ya henchmen gonna get fucked up! “YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Alix tries to hurl Silver into the ropes, but he makes a reversal to throw her in. This works to Alix's advantage as she comes Straight Outta Compton with a springboard spear! “YYYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Nunzio counts the cover.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Silver raises his shoulder up! Alix springs to her feet, ready to deal Silver even more damage. However, Silver isn't ready to take more damage and tries to make a retreat. ALIX Oh no ya don't! Alix grabs hold of Silver's black tights and forces him stand his ground, which he does with forearms. Not one to back down, Alix flings forearm's and chops of her own, causing the two to have a punch out in the center of the ring. COACH Its like the Brawl 4 All all over again! RENEE Uh, not quite, Coach. Alix swings wildly with a haymaker that winds up missing badly. This causes her great trouble as Silver overtakes her with an AngleSlam! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Silver Bullet! That might be all! Silver hooks Alix's legs for the pinfalll.... ONE! TWO! Alix brings the shoulder up! “YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” SILVER You're almost there. You're almost the hope the world needs you to be! Time for one final push! Silver's idea of a push is to force Alix into a standing head scissors and swing her up in a powerbomb attempt. Yet, he can't finish the move as Alix pulls out and delivers an x-factor! RENEE Great reversal and right on the money! Silver flops over onto his back, his whole body sore from Alix's counter. Such a sorry state leads Alix to trap him in what she hopes is a winning pin... ONE! TWO! Kickout! The fans voice their approval as The Hollywood Bad Girl works her way to the top turnbuckle. With their full support she flies off at Silver with a blockbuster effort. But somehow Silver shifts his body and counters this with a brutal powerbomb! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Wow, how did Silver do that?! COACH Hell, I'm saying it right now. He is better than uncle AngleSault! Referee Nunzio gets into position and scores the fall.... ONE! TWO! Alix kicksout! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” the fans send their cheers into the open air. QUEEN ESTHER Yes! Fight on! We must never allow the peasant rebellion to succeed! For they will ask for democracy, and an end to forced servitude. Society will fall apart! Queen Esther still has plenty to worry about as The Ultimate Hope hoists Alix onto the top turnbuckle and readies for a dangerous attack. But, the bubbly cutie fights him every step of the way and eventually gets him stunned on the top rope. This is just what she needs as she flings him down with a sunset flip counter! “YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” The pin is counted.... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! SILVER WITH THE KICKOUT! RENEE Alix almost had Silver there. COACH You gotta think we're just a matter of seconds from one of these two hitting something that's gonna end this match. Alix whips Silver into the ropes, but gets herself taken for a ride with a surprise spinning head sicssors. However, its Silver who gets up dizzy and for that reason Alix is able to attempt an STO. Thanks to a wave of elbows Silver avoids the hold, and now goes on the offensive to trip Alix up and look for an ankle lock! COACH Another AngleSault classic! The hold never properly gets applied with Alix pushing her annoying rival off, and shoving him into the corner posts. The Brooklyn native is dazed by his crash and staggers back into a flipping stunner from the The Hollywood Bad Girl! RENEE Man, Alix is pulling all the stops out tonight! As deadly as that move might have looked, it doesn't stop Silver from returning fire and drilling Alix with a leaping lariat! COACH But that boy Silver is bringing it right back to her! “LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX! LET'S GO ALIX!” the Lincoln Field fans chant with Queen Esther joining them. The Ulimate Hope pulls the Los Angeles native off the mat and stashes her inside a front facelock. From there he brings her up and attacks her with a brainbuster onto the knee! After a pin is made... ONE! TWO! Alix with the kickout! “YYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Silver circles around Alix, owning a crazed sort of smile. When she stands he goes at her with a leaping sidekick, but she evades by going low and taking him out with a dropkick to the leg. Silver makes an awkward crash landing onto his knees, but recovers to his feet quickly enough. Despite this, Alix strikes true and smashes him with an SOS! “YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE West Coast Turnaround! A crucial cover is made.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Silver with the kickout! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Alix grumbles in annoyance, but keeps her ill feelings in check, as she starts to pull Silver off the mat. Unfortunately for her, Silver surprises her by stepping up and hitting a shining wizard! “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” the fans aren't shy about voicing their frustration. RENEE Shining Light! Silver hooks both of Alix's legs for the fall.... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! ALIX KICKSOUT! “ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!” the stadium crowd is on their feet and hailing Alix's fighting spirit, as Queen Esther is all in a tizzy over the drama of the match. COACH Forget these two, how much more can the Queen take? I may have to perform ass to mouth. RENEE Everyone is stealing Gretchen's fetish. Alix grits her teeth and clinches her fist, fighting both pain and showcasing her will to win. But, Silver is has own will to win and forces to endure a jawbreaker. Shoving aside the pain from that move, Alix returns full fire with a Nakamura style knee strike! “OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Silver has to check and see if his jaw isn't broken and wage against blurred vision. Even with those maladies, when Alix comes over he's still able to surprise her with a small package! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! AGAIN ALIX ESCAPES! ALIX Raaawr! SILVER Aww, cute! What's not cute is the sommersault neckbreaker Alix hits Silver with! “YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Confessions of a Kristaholic! The cover..... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner as a result of a pinfall....ALIX MARIA SPEZIAAAAA! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Alix keeps rolling at AngleMania! Queen Esther is all giddiness and smiles as she waves her magic wand with the roar and applause of the fans. Alix is rather thrilled herself, and kisses the Nunzio up and down his arm when all the nigga did was raise her hand! RENEE Silver pushed Alix in this feud, but Alix pushed back and pushed back and got the victory! COACH Sort of like his uncle pushing Zack Malibu, until Malibu sealed the win. Alix and Queen Esther merrily skip up the entrance ramp, with nothing but good cheer and good results to celebrate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 *** OAOAST Tag Title: Big IQ vs. the Christ Air Express © *** Attacked during their entrance Big IQ found themselves in a bad way before the match had even began. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The CAE whipped them with the tag titles and isolated Ice Quiz, making sure to target the ribs originally injured during an altercation with them many months ago. Used to spitting hot fire lyrically, Ice Quiz dropped a diss track of the physical variety and eventually managed to tag CW. The Don of Amor took it to the CAE until underhanded tactics turned the tide back in the champions favor. But it wouldn't last as Ice Quiz received the hot tag and soon the W after surprising MEL with a Pop Quiz! Winners: Big IQ, via pinfall. New champions! The new champs celebrated in the crowd. Though he may have lost another AM match Silver is still in his usual loopy mood as he traverses the hallways, swinging his sword, Elysium about as if its just a common wooden stick. Sadly, things are never so peaceful in the OAOAST as... ????????? emerges behind Silver. And with one quick flick of the wrist, she bashes his head into the concrete wall, knocking him out. ???????????? (picking up Elysium) Sorry, I need this. Off she goes, just as quick as and mysteriously as she arrived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 ***Suck My Dick Match: Mister Dick Vs The Xavier Franklin Long W/Rhaenys*** RENEE And you thought only SluttyMania could get wild! Here's a Suck My Dick match! Mister Dick wrestled in CROTCHLESS chaps, but for the sake of the children in attendance wore his steel cup. The XFL wore a black number with a glossy golden trim and Rhaenys was made for the red carpet in a sheer red dress. COACH Just by the way these niggas dress, its already got a big match feel. Mister Dick started the match by tossing his cowboy hat in The XFL's face! RENEE Just because he's a fan favorite doesn't mean he plays fair, gang. Thanks to that attack, The XFL was beaten all the way into the corner. Referee Nick Patrick wanted a clean break but Jock just ended up pithcing The XFL out of the ring. The XFL returned to the ring in a hurry, and got hit with a discus punch and taunted with a crotch chop! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAA!” Urged on by Rhaenys and his own ego, The XFL took the fight to Jock after that taunt and the two men begin an earnest brawl. COACH I know these two had to get into it on the field when they played, but its nothing like this. The Philly crowd rooted on Jock and he gave them quite the show as he hit a lariat that carried both he and The XFL over the ropes! “OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH” Rhaenys felt the urge to assist The XFL and attacked Jock, but all this did was get her french kissed by The Cocky Prick! RENEE The Human Hard On has got a hard on now! But, The XFL was deeply offended by that sexual harassment and clobbered Mister Dick from behind. He then proceeded to throw him into the guardrail not once, not twice, but three times. THE XFL Think you gonna kiss The Young Wolf's queen?! Hell no, we ain't bout that shit! The XFL tossed Mister Dick inside the ring and proceeded to get his man meat rady for sucking! THE XFL Yeah, I got something you can kiss, motherfucking bitch! But Jock spun around The XFL and unleashed a full nelson slam! “YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Pure Penetration! Mister Dick ripped off his steel cup to showcase the largest penis known to mankind! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE There is a god! Rhaenys panics at the humiliation that is to come to her sugar daddy and slides onto the ring apron to try and interfere with the proceedings. MISTER DICK Can't get enough of the Dick, huh? Good 'cuz I can keep it cumming! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Oh my goodness! Oh my freaking goodnesss! But all this insanity left Jock exposed in more than one and The XFL landed a hard kick to his huge member! COACH That's the real through the uprights! Thinking he had Mister Dick beat and embarrassed, The XFL decided to deliver some taunts. THE XFL They say once you go black, you never go back, Jock! But, The XFL's arrogance was unwarranted as when he tried to make Jock suck him off, The Cocky Prick exploded (not in that way) with a Stiff Kick that knocked him all the way to the corner! There The XFL in front of millions world wide was forced to bite Jock's shiny metal dick and take the worst loss of his career! Winner: Mister Dick, via dick sucking(!!) RENEE Never before! Never again! Mister Dick wins the suck my dick match! COACH I hope never again, he crammed his meat right in the nigga's mouth and everything. The XFL be on Tanner Neptune status now. SMH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 *** Philly Street Fight: Slaughterhouse (Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Jumbo, Heavy D & The Warthog) w/ CAM vs. Hood Again, Uncle Moe & Lancel Locke *** Imagine Home Depot hit by a tornado. That's the best way to describe what happened in the Philly Street Fight because by the end of the match there was plunder everywhere, including a tricycle and a toilet! Even a world famous Philly cheesesteak was used as a weapon, stuffed in Heavy D's throat by Lancel Locke. RENEE Locke's trying to choke out Heavy D! COACH I'd say he's trying to kill him! Jumbo and Uncle Moe both bled, as did CAM after he attempted to get involved thanks to Locke who got revenge over what CAM did to him weeks ago, busting him open. Finish saw Hood Again SPIKE PILEDRIVE HEAVY D ON THE TOILET, followed by Locke's Boom or Bust (Red Arrow) for the W. Winners: Hood Again, Uncle Moe & Lancel Locke, via pinfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 *** Mixed Tag Grudge Match: Phecda, Al Houd, Melissa Nerdly & Anastasia Violetta vs. Blaine Cayley, Spencer Reiger, Samantha Cayley & Gloss *** Looking to forget the stunning events of the past week, Melissa lead Pretty Young Money into action against the popular foursome of Blaine, Spencer, Sammi and Gloss. And being a mixed that meant men vs. men and women vs. women, although that didn't stop Melissa from entering the ring at one point to rake Spencer's back! SPENCER This led to Gloss tagging in and wanting some of Melissa who naturally wanted no part of her, at least not with Gloss upright because the minute Anastasia managed to get her on the ground (thanks to an assist from Phecda) Melissa demanded the tag and put the boots to Gloss! COACH And some people said Melissa was afraid of Gloss. Pfft! MELISSA (to Gloss, stomping away) I'm gonna beat all the demons outta you. Praise Je-- Melissa was about ready to piss herself when Gloss grabbed her foot and returned to a vertical base, but Anastasia was quick to come to Melissa's aid. Sammi (still a noob to the biz so she didn't do much) then got involved going after Anastasia, freeing Gloss to go after Melissa who wisely tagged out. With the men back in Gloss' chance at getting her hands on Melissa had to wait -- and boy was it worth it. Because once the match got out of control Melissa went for her GUITAR to use on Spencer... but Gloss snatched it and smashed it over Melissa's noggin!!! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH AAH! RENEE Payback for the time Melissa el kabong'd Gloss! Spencer would go on to put Phecda away with the Reiger Counter. Winners: Blaine Cayley, Spencer Reiger, Samantha Cayley & Gloss, via pinfall. After the match Gloss watched PYM carry away Melissa and feigned sadness. April 2017 Anywhere but Anaheim... ANGLEMANIA 3000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony149 Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for your mainevent of the evening, a singles match scheduled for one fall, with the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title on the line! “YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” GIVE IT TO....GIVE IT TO ME! On a stage with a massive video construction its hard to stand out. Yet the huge blue inflatable letters that spell TREMENDOUS manage to do just that. We're all alone, we're all bastard sons Been cast aside by the world above We practice dark arts and open casket love We bathe in the warmth of a plastic sun and when we pray we feel one way love I know it's so tough when you look but can't touch so PleaseGIVE IT TO....GIVE IT TO ME! Through all the giant letters, the flashy video displays of a career of excellence, there is only one true honest standout. The United States Champion, Tyler Bryant. His eyes are masked behind a pair of Dolce & Gabana sunglasses, but his title and his smile glow bright. At his side as always, glowing in her own right, is a yellow gowned Lorelei DeCenzo. BUFFER Introducing the challenger! He hails from Gross Pointe, Michigan, being accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO, he is THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION, the 2016 LETHAL RUMBLE WINNER, he is THE SERIAL THRILLER....TYLER BRYYYAAAAANNNNNTTTT! “BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Tyler raises his world title after the announcement of his name and the jeers that come with it. Its a gesture of defiance more than arrogance, and show of fierceness in the face of crushing opposition to any success he might have. RENEE A brand new moniker for Tyler Bryant, who enters after a whirl wind year where he's turned his back on his friend, his love and his fans. Tonight we'll see if it was all worth it Yeah, they say that your best ain't good enough But don't bow down when you could be rising up. My heart can't shake the feeling They lied to us So don't bow down when you could be rising up Tyler circles about the ring, still flashing his US title to the world, still letting them know his fate is sealed as future world champion. Its only after a full lap around the battle ground that he enters and waves Krista out. COACH Was it worth it, Renee? Was it worth it when Leon turned on Zack Malibu? Was it worth when Jock turned on Baron? When Colin turned on Teddy? You gotta make it happen out here, and that's what Tyler is doing. “KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!” the fans sing, welcoming her soon to come arrival. And when those opening drums of Shake It Off hits, the fans go nuts like it really is a Taylor Swift concert! I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm I go on to many dates [chuckle] But I can't make 'em stay At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm Rainbow colored lights pound on and in turn shoot off the entrance stage, from seemingly every inch of floor and every space of video screen. The night glows with color and erotic flashes from Krista's Angletron. In this field of vibrancy are scantily clad dancers dressed as sexy female versions of Krista's past AngleMania opponents. There's Silvers, Odins, Wrights, Bohemoths, King Landons, Theodore Moneymakers, Colins, Spencers, XFLs, and Global Party Exchanges, hotter or at least as hot as their male versions, the likes of Spencer and CW are pretty tough to beat! RENEE Wow! The Queen of All Media is the queen of all entrances! But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop moving It's like I got this music In my mind Singing, "It's gonna be alright." 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Rising from the stage floor is a glittering, jewel encrusted world heavyweight championship. An Odin and Spencer dancer pull the faceplate apart to reveal the stunning, scorching hot world champion, Krista Isadora Duncan. The busty sex goddess wears a shirt that says “3 HOLES. 2 JUGS. 1 PURPOSE” and grinds on the regular title belt, as an XFL dancer grinds on her, while the crowd continues to loose their mind with pleasure. BUFFER Now making her way to the ring, born and raised in the capital of the universe, Los Angeles, California, she is a loving mother of two, a fitness expert, a best selling author, a seven time tag team champion, a multi time Angle Award winner, an owner of a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, a multi time Lethal Rumble winner, the reigning and defending NINE TIME OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA....MISS CALIFORNIA....KRISTA ISADORA DUNCANNNNNNNNNNNNNN! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Something truly amazing happens when Krista steps onto the entrance ramp with her dancers. It elevates! Its on an aerial platform, that Krista and company breeze towards the ring. The world champion high above a world that's always been beneath her. Now literally and figuratively. RENEE I'm almost speechless. But I have to ask, Coach, Krista sent her family members out of the arena at Lorelei's request. Was that a good idea? COACH Hell naw. What if this nigga Tyler made a deal with The All XFL Team or Slaughterhouse? Now she got no backup, but all the greats are stubborn and as a great Krista is gonna do things her way. The entrance ramp lowers itself to ring level, allowing the world champion to tangle herself upside down the ropes and show off those sexy, sexy legs. RENEE That may be the hottest sight all night! Tyler gives a round of mock applause for Krista's show, but clearly he's eager to begin his first ever AM mainevent. COACH I just noticed but THE FLEX ain't around. Wonder what that means after he won the Money In The Bank breifcase. DING DING DING RENEE Alright! Its on in Philadelphia! Friends to enemies, Krista Isaodra Duncan versus Tyler Bryant for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title The two former allies and buddies circle each other, with Tyler's eyes imperceptible through his sunglasses. “LET'S GO KRISTA!” “TYLER SUCKS!” “LET'S GO KRISTA!” “TYLER SUCKS!” LORELEI Don't let them get to you, Tyler. TYLER No one gets to The Serial Thriller. KRISTA Honey, who's that? Who's The Serial Thriller? TYLER The Serial- POW! Krista decks Tyler with a right hand! KRISTS Xbox, record that. “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!” Shocked and embarrassed by being floored by one punch, Tyler scoots back to a corner. There he has the comfort of Lorelei, who rubs his shoulders and offers him words of encouragement. LORELEI This is still your match, your moment in history, Tyler. Believe! “LET'S GO KRISTA!” “TYLER SUCKS!” “LET'S GO KRISTA!” “TYLER SUCKS!” RENEE We know who the crowd believes in. COACH At the end of the match they will believe in The Serial Thriller. I know it. Tyler comes back to his feet and swaggers over to Krista, offering her lockup. Miss California feigns like she'll grant it, then hits him in the shin with a kick. RENEE The world champion showing her smarts. COACH More like her sneakiness. Tyler backs away from Krista, again having to take time to regroup and rethink. “LET'S GO KRISTA!” “TYLER SUCKS!” “LET'S GO KRISTA!” “TYLER SUCKS!” RENEE This has been such a vocal crowd all night. COACH I wish they'd shut up and let Tyler get his head on straight. Finally Tyler does come back and this time Krista really does lockup with him. The Gross Pointe native wins out as he traps Krista within a front facelock. The world champion promptly drops to her knees and tries to fireman carry him, but he refuses to allow it. As such Krista just bites him in the leg! TYLER OWWWWWW! That does the trick as the queen of all media is able to flip him over, and then snare him inside a side headlock. KRISTA Serial Thriller, huh? Pedophile thriller, huh? Scat fetish thriller, huh? LORELEI Those last two are not his nickanmes! The US Champion is able to work himself out of Krista's hold, then turns the tables and traps her inside a grounded head scissors. COACH These two are more into the high flying high impact stuff, but they're keeping it grounded for now. But not grounded for long as Krista kips up and out of Tyler's hold, leaving him empty handed for the moment. KRISTA As naive as ever. TYLER Naive? Me? KRISTA You touch me in all the wrong spots. You want your hands on the girls RENEE Shaking It Off like Taylor Swift! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAA!” KRISTA I'm not gonna make it easy on you this time. You'll have to come get me. TYLER Fine then, let me “get you”. Tyler lunges at Krista, but the busty beauty is too quick for him and snares him inside a wrist lock. Tyler grunts his annoyance and that makes Krista laugh, and she continues to giggle even after he rolls through. Angered by this he throws a lariat that she rolls beneath. But when she stands up he catches her inside a side headlock. TYLER That's right, Philly! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The hold doesn't stay for very long as Krista drops to her knees and then throws the US Champion off. Quick to his feet, Tyler as to duck a kick and winds up behind her. He goes for a quick pin in the form of a back slide that's easily flipped out of by the blond sex kitten. She fakes a roundhouse kick that has him covering up, but all she does is remove his glasses for him. KRISTA (looking over the glasses) Its amazing the kind of craftsmanship you can find at 7-11. Tell me do you also get your erection pills from there? Tyler has to again rethink things and reorganize his thoughts, and now he must do it without his sunglasses! RENEE I wonder how bright the future looks to the naked eye? COACH That ain't funny. The Michigan born star brushes his brown hair back and boldly steps into Krista for another lockup. This one goes even worse as Krista, the forty eight year old woman, muscles him all the way into the ropes. There she breaks and takes a long, yet kind look at him. KRISTA Honey, you've got white crap in your eye. Just see an optometrist, don't wear sun glasses in the dead of night. Now Tyler is wracked by anger and gives his foe a shove. Krista decides to take that blow and back into the ropes, and forces Tyler to duck a lariat. Then she comes off with a lowered head and Tyler has to leap frog her approach. When she returns he goes on the attack and blasts her with a dropkick! TYLER (posing) I'm The Serial Thriller and I'm showing you how it is! “SERIAL RAPIST! SERIAL RAPIST! SERIAL RAPIST!” RENEE That's gonna become a thing now. Tyler starts to pull Krista upright, but its he who's thrown on the defense as she hurls him into the ropes. When she comes back she tangles her lovely legs around his head and flips him over with a hurricanrana. On his knees he has to duck a swinging kick from her, but she merely comes back and blasts him in the back of the head! Laid out, Tyler is pinned to the mat... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Tyler is brought to his feet and sent into the corner, slamming against the ring posts. KRISTA Boobie bombs deploy! The big breasted Hottie takes a run at Tyler, cramming her huge melons into his face! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” KRISTA Booty...uh grenade? Yeah, grenade because when this ass works your pin you'll explode! With that good recovery made Krista slams into Tyler with an Alix-like butt bump. But Tyler catches hold of her, and is desperate in trying to take her over. But all he does is wind up removing her top! KRISTA …... “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAA!” RENEE The girls roam free in Philly! COACH Ohhhhh yeaaaaaah! TYLER (to Lorelei) Not at all what I meant to do. I swear! LORELEI I believe you, all you have to is focus on that world title! That is hard to do with the giant tits of Krista bouncing around. Its also hard to do when she's slamming a spinning back kick to his stomach. The topless Hottie hits the ropes, then flings Tyler over with a sunset flip. The talented US champion is able to roll out of the hold and come to his feet, but is swiftly brought back to the ground, thanks to the locked ankles of Krista. Flat on his tight stomach, Tyler finds his back hit by a springboard double stomp from his foe. The cover, a very chesty cover... ONE! TWO! Tyler with the kickout! Pained, Tyler clutches his knees, which has referee Earl Hebner in a concern for his health. The senior official urges Krista to stay back, and she agrees without any complaint. RENEE It might be Krista still feels some soft spot for Tyler, even after what he's done to her. The official continues to assess Tyler's woe, while Krista turns to the crowd and questions the lone person with an Outlaw Cello t-shirt. KRISTA Now the common assumption would be you got that from Goodwill, and you're so poor that the shame of wearing such shirt no longer registers in the scale of your misery, but you afford tickets to this show- BAM! TYLER SLAMS KRISTA WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! “BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH You know that nigga Outlaw and Tyler be tight as fuck. RENEE Oh come on, Coach! The Serial Thriller finds his spirits lifted, and not only that finds his shades. TYLER How bright is the future? (puts shades on) Too damn bright. “DIE, TYLER, DIE! DIE, TYLER, DIE! DIE, TYLER, DIE!” the stadium crowd sings. Its an immense amount of people chanting for his death and the US champion couldn't possibly care less. Instead he pulls Krista upright and then scoop slams her to the mat. Leaving her prone, the number one contender ascends to the second turnbuckle and flashes a toothsome smile that endears him to no one. As the audience jeers him he flings himself forward and drops a knee onto Krista! “WE WANT SHAYNE! WE WANT SHAYNE! WE WANT SHAYNE!” TYLER Think there's a WrestleCon or an Evolve show you can find that jobber at. LORELEI Hhehheehhe! RENEE These people are just twisted. Aren't they, Coach? COACH You can't argue with success and I know Lorelei has gotten results for every client she's ever had. Colin, Teddy and Bohemoth have all won world titles. Christian Wright was undefeated for over a year and The Moneygang dominated the tag division. Krista is slung into the corner and staggers forward to be caught with a snap suplex. Not wanting just one suplex, Tyler rolls the attack and hits the world champion with a second attack. That's enough in his mind and he floats over for the cover... ONE! TWO! Krista pops out the pin! The Serial Thriller pulls Krista upright, but she comes full of fight and fury, hammering him with chops. These may hurt, but Tyler puts them to an end with a hard forearm shot. Weakened, Krista is taken by her golden hair and tossed into the corner. She sags against the post as Tyler “shoots” her with a finger gun, then runs in to smash her with a leaping forearm. COACH Forearm bombs! Deploy! Tyler takes a stroll back to the center of the ring in order to provide himself with a moment of recovery. But the problem is he gives Krista the same chance and she comes roaring back with knife edge chops. The Serial Thriller panics and throws a lariat, but the attack is ducked and he's struck with an inverted DDT onto the knee. Wounded, he sinks into a seated position. Its a horrible place to be in as Krista rushes off the ropes and drives a knee into his face! “YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” In no way does Tyler need to handle a resurgent Krista, and so makes a painful but hurried roll to the outside. The crowd derides such cowardice as does Krista who is hot on his tail. So hot in fact, the blond babe crashes into him with a spear into the guardrail! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE I bet Tyler didn't expect to get shoved into a metal rail by a topless mother of two. COACH When you fight Krista you better be ready for anything. Krista has to endure her own bout of recovery time, but with the urging of the crowd she's able to come to her feet and bring Tyler along with her. Into the ring she throws Tyler, then climbs in to pin him.... ONE! TWO! Tyler with the kickout! The US champion gets to his feet under his own power, but has to deal with Krista flinging a pair of kicks to the back of his legs. He fires off an elbow in his defense, but gets his head seized by Krista and is brought to hell with a side effect! “YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Blonds Never Pay a Cover! KRISTA Bootytime~! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” The world champ gets them hard buns a shaking... and moonsaults onto Tyler! Hebner drops down and counts the fall.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! A kickout before three! COACH I don't wanna start thinking about what Tyler's life is gonna be like if he loses this match. RENEE Well, he'd be a tragic figure, tossed away everything he loved just to fail at the end. But he wouldn't have anyone's sympathy. Krista pulls Tyler upright and is merciless in bashing him with knees to the gut. As he's doubled over, she builds up a running start then twists his head near off with a flipping neckbreaker. Tyler is landed in the corner, and Krista sees his doom fast approaching. Thus she leaps onto the posts, and then crashes her weight upon him with a split legged corckscrew moonsault! “YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Nightmare Wrapped in a Day Dream! The leg is hooked for pivotal cover.... CROWD ONE! LORELEI Please, kickout! CROWD TWO! Again Tyler makes a kickout! COACH That one came just a bit later than the last one. Lorelei is pacing on the outside, elegance and grace lost, replaced by fear. A harrowing fear its all been for naught. “FUCK HIM UP, KRISTA! FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP, KRISTA! FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP, KRISTA! FUCK HIM UP!” RENEE The blood thirsty masses are speaking loud and clear. Tyler is shot into the ropes with Krista assuming she'll have an easy time with him. But she has anything but as he springboards off and slashes her across the face with a forearm! RENEE Wow, where did he get that from?! COACH This dude just snatched his ass out the jaws of defeat. Both performers are hurting, and clutching sore body parts. Yet even in the sea of despair they rise and come to blows with an exchange of punches. Krista wins out against her much younger foe, and forces him into a neckbreaker set up. She starts to shift Tyler into a twist of fate, but he surprises and pains her with a Samoan Drop! “OOOOOHHHHHHH!” LORELEI YES! RENEE That's one of Tyler's major moves. COACH Dude got every inch of that one too. Tyler brushes his sweat drenched hair as his face exhibits raw pain. He struggles to his feet and pulls Krista along with him. But she suckers him in and feeds him the leg, only to crack him across the back of the skull with an enziguri! Tyler collapses to the mat in front of a shocked and dismayed Lorelei. Left with little options in her expert playbook, Lorelei passes Tyler some sort of bottle. RENEE Hey, Lorelei just gave Tyler something! As soon as Krista makes a move for Tyler, he squirts her with his bottle and soaks her down as a matter of fact. KRISTA Lorelei, honey, you're just enabling his epic boner for me. See epic boner incoming? Epic boner produced! “YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE An epic backfire! COACH I ain't gonna complain. Tyler is dumbfounded for many reasons and such a stupefied state is anthemea to his title quest, as Krista dicks him with a flipping heel kick. Though the blow lands flush, Tyler only sags to his knees and Krista is quick to seize him inside a front facelock. The Serial Thriller actually gets a boost in the non erection way by Krista's slippery body and manages to slide out her hold. Unfortunately for him he stands up directly into a KIDology! “YYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” LORELEI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lorelei is lost in her rage, her desperation and her disgust. So upset is she that she can't even watch Tyler get pinned.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! TYLER WITH THE KICKOUT! “BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!” Tyler pulls himself upright with an assist from the ropes, and is quickly pounced upon by Krista who delivers a trio of kicks to the back of his legs. As he's hurting he's stumbling to the center of the ring, and gets brought down by a running face crusher from the world champion. She then leaps onto the third rope and throws herself down on Tyler with an Asai moonsault! “FINISH HIM, KRISTA! FINISH HIM, KRISTA! FINISH HIM, KRISTA!” COACH Looks like Krista was right. She don't need nobody's help but her own. Sorry for questioning her. Miss California tries to whip Tyler into a corner, but has her hold reversed. This is no problem for her as she leaps onto the ring posts and flies back at him at with a corsckscrew moonsault press...that's avoided by Tyler rolling out of the way! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” the fans react to Krista crashing into the canvas. LORELEI On her! On her! On her! Weak as he may be, Tyler knows Lorelei's advice is sound. As such he makes a hard climb to the top rope. He looks up at the Philly night sky through his sunglasses, then flings his body back to drive himself onto Krista with an imploding sennton bomb! RENEE An awesome move from Tyler! Tyler clutches a sore back made worse from his own attack, but does manage to make a cover.... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! There's a strong negative buzz that rolls through the stadium as THE FLEX in all his well muscled glory strides to the ring with Money In The Bank briefcase in tow. COACH Yo, yo! Its THE FLEX! RENEE You don't think he's here to cash in his contract do you? COACH We saw it last year after the mainevent. But Tyler is his boy. No way, he's about that backstabbing life. Dude didn't even turn on Biffman till like six years after he should have. THE FLEX keeps himself on the opposite end of a confused Lorelei, which only adds to the deep mystery of just why he's present. RENEE This is crazy, he's just standing there watching. Tyler hasn't a clue as to what THE FLEX is doing either, but with the world title hanging in the balance he has to go about his business. But the distraction costs him as Krista leaps onto his shoulders in hopes of gaining a hurricanrana. Rather than that, Tyler tries to powerbomb, but as soon she starts to go down, she bridges back up, then twists around him to now try a victory roll. Tyler forces another counter, through, and falls back to hit her with a bridging electric chair drop suplex! ONE! TWO! Krista pops the shoulder up! Both performers roll away from each other, needing long moments to attend to their aching muscles. But when those moments end, Tyler charges at Krista with a forearm that misses and dumps into the corner. Yet she scores a home run as she storms ahead and rocks her with a yakuza kick! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Right on the money! COACH That's a money move, Renee, that's why it so popular in the OAOAST. Just kick a nigga or bitch in the face! Tyler falls atop Krista for the cover.... ONE! TWO! Krista with the kickout before three! “KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!” All of the Stadium chants. Tyler grits his teeth agains the pain and pulls Krista into a standing head scissors. But the second he hooks her arms, she flips him over with a back body drop. Tyler lands hard, and has he rises he winces from the pain in his back. Worse yet, his foe latches onto him with a rear waistlock.. KRISTA My tits are against your chest. That may be, but Tyler summons his desire to claim the gold and elbows Krista enough to free himself from her clutches. The world champion is pushed into the corner, and Tyler chases her in, only getting backed away by a pair of raised boots. With Tyler on the retreat, Krista charges at him and goes up and over him with a satalittle DDT! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Krista Completes Me! The cover.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! TYLER WITH THE KICKOUT! “THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!” The two warriors come to their feet slinging wild forearms and punches against one another. An abrupt shift comes from Tyler who grabs Krista and powers her down with a Michinokou Driver! Hebner gets down to count the pin.... ONE! TWO! Krista pulls the shoulder up! Once more the exhausted superstars settle themselves in for the long haul and resume their brutal exchange of blows. Tyler goes to for a huge attack and snaps off a dropsault to shove Krista into the ropes. They spew her back and she makes a marvelous recovery to duck behind Tyler's lariat, and vex him with a reverse x-factor! “YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Krista took it old school there! The cover is counted.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! AGAIN TYLER WITH THE KICKOUT! KRISTA Sweeties and honies, this is the money round! Pelt Tyler with trash and you'll get ten thousand dollars in the mail! TYLER They aren't idiots. Tyler gets hit with a soda cup. Tyler gets hit with a popcorn container. Tyler gets hit with a cup holder. Tyler gets hit with a half eaten Milky Way. TYLER GETS HIT WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT! TYLER Come on, what the fuck?! You are idiots! KRISTA (singing) Lift me, won't you lift me above the old routine Make it nice, play it clean, TRASHMAN CROWD (singing) When the TRASHMAN'S testifyin' A faithless man believes He can sing you into paradise Or bring you to your knees It's a gospel kind of feelin' A touch of Georgia slide A song of pure revival And a style that's sanctified! Tyler has lost any semblance of cool and calm and only sees an overpowering red, that has him try and smash Krista upside the head with a program. But Krista ducks the attack, slaps Tyler with a cotton candy roll then delivers him to the lord with a mighty superkick! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE In the sea of trash lies the United States Champion. COACH Shit is sad to look at. Lorelei resumes her crushing panic as Krista pins her foe.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! Tyler again with the kickout! Tyler rolls off thr mat with popcorn hanging out his air and meets Krista's approach with looping right hand. Krista fires back at him with a dragon whip kick that he narrowly avoids by bridging his head back. She lands facing away from him, and that's enough for Tyler to run up and hit a neckbreaker! RENEE Tremednous Pain! Tyler thinks for the moment a cover might be wise, but quickly decides Krista would kick out too easily. With that in mind he makes a a languishing and hard climb to the top turnbuckle. COACH This is it for this dude Tyler, he better hit this one or he's finished. Sadly for Tyler trouble arises when Krista arises; she rushes forward and crotches him on the top rope, leaving him howling in agony. LORELEI Damn it! The world champion climbs to the top turnbuckle herself and fends off Tyler's attempt to punch her down. Having full control of him, she traps him inside a front facelock, twirls around and hits a top rope twist of fate! 'YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” RENEE Krista Ever After! COACH A SUPER Krista Ever After! The fans ready to celebrate as Krista hooks Tyler's legs for the fall.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! NO! A KICKOUT! “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT! FUCK THIS BULLSHIT! FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!” RENEE Unbelievable! Tyler with an amazing kickout, and you can hear fans think this match should be over. COACH But it ain't. Tyler still has a chance, he can still claim the gold, but he gotta pull it together. Krista rolls back and pops up like a predatory cat emerging from a crouch. KRISTA Ugh, what a pain in the butt! Let's finish this! Krista charges in and leaps at Tyler with a running vertical knee attack, a surefire finish to a great match. And yet Tyler hits the deck and Krista's knees only slam into the canavas! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Krista missed Lightening on My Feet! A total miss! Feeling the pangs of a knee injury, Krista hobbles upright with no real read on Tyler. That is until he tangles his body around her and pulls her down in a crucifix pin.... ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner and new OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion....”THE SERIAL THRILLER” TYLLERRRR BYRRRRANNNNNTT! ”BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH What a time to be alive!!!! Tyler rolls off Krista and holds his head to the ground, his body trembling, wracked by the startling joy that comes with achieving your life's ambition. RENEE Ladies and gentlemen he has done it! After entering the OAOAST at the age of eighteen, after a career of facing the toughest tag teams the meanest wrestlers, Tyler Bryant has made his AngleMania moment count. He is your new OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! Lorelei just may be even more thrilled than Tyler. She's rushed herself into the ring, and helps him upright, planting a wave of kisses across his body, and ruffling his hair in celebration. RENEE If you look closely you can see the dollar signs in her eyes! Hebner may want to give Tyler the world title, but its Lorelei who demands the task. With tears filling the corner of her eyes, she passes him the belt and watches with powerful pride as he takes it. COACH This dude joins the ranks of Zack Malibu, AngleSault, Axel and Tha Puerto Rican and Mister Dick as the people to win their first world title at AngleMania. Tyler ascends to the top turnbuckle and showcases his world title while flashing a beaming smile to all the world. Even with their disgust for him, the stadium crowd still has to show him a modicum of respect for his achievement. RENEE Now Tyler is a double champion, both United States Champion and World Champion and only two other men have done that in the OAOAST, The Xavier Franklin Long and Ned Blanchard. On her feet now is Krista who has watched all the celebration of her vanquisher with a mixture of bemusement and resignation. She folds her arms and raises her eyebrows, but none the less is willing to let Tyler have his moment. COACH Ain't nothing to be ashamed of if you're Krista. Gretzky, Jordan, Kobe, all the greats take losses sometimes. Tyler sees Krista standing back and puts an unexpected expression of humble respect. The former champion finds this curious and is even more shocked when he extends his hand! RENEE Wow! Look at the show of respect from Tyler! Skeptical is Krista, but then she remembers that this was once the boy who had a schoolyard crush on her, and with that memory in tact she's happy to take his hand. “YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” And them he drills her with a superkick. “BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” the fans are lost with wrath, and some have to be held back from security lest they wage war on the new world champion. RENEE NO! WHY?! WHY?! Tyler struts about the ring, flashing his cocky smile bellow his sunglasses and waving his world title in the air. While Lorelei claps at this show of arrogance, THE FLEX works his way into the ring. And he's accompanied by his briefcase. COACH Yo, yo! THE FLEX has the briefcase! RENEE What more can we see?! The fans are still surging with fury for the taunting world champion, and are ready to root FLEX on for his cash in. Yet there will be nothing of the sort as THE FLEX actually SMILES and opens the case to reveal a pair of scissors! COACH What the hell? RENEE What are those for? He's not Pierette! Tyler is more than happy to take the scissors off FLEX's hands, and with full support form his friends struts over to Krista. TYLER (in Krista's voice) Honey, we have got to do something with your hair. RENEE No! Don't! Snip, snip, snip! Tyler begins taking out chunks of Krista's hair with his scissors. Security has their hands full with devastated and violent fans, and Tyler makes their job harder with his continued make over. RENEE And we know the Duncan family has had to leave the building as per Tyler's rules, and so has Teddy Buckworth. But help eventually arrives as NED BLANCHARD comes charging down the ring ramp with a steel chair! “YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Pleased with the damage done and having no desire to fight, Tyler bails with FLEX and Lorelei at his side. BLANCHARD Keep running ya bastard! RENEE I mean we are so lucky Ned wasn't one of the ones banned from the arena. So lucky. Though he's been chased off, Tyler stands bold and proud at the top of the entrance stage, foisting his newly won world title in the air and letting the world know the future is. RENEE What an AngleMania! We have a new champion, and it looks like a new challenger! We will see you on HeldDOWN~! Goodnight, everyone! © 2016 OAOAST Entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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