Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT-BROADCAST IN OAOAST HD AND 3D We're at Sofa Central where Renee is with Da Coach who is attired in an AngleMania hockey jersey. COACH Live on HeldDOWN The Headbangers versus Damaramu and Cuban Wall! RENEE Don't scare people off! Tonight the Anderson Cup begins! In fact it begins right now! ***Anderson Cup Jannetty Conference: Kings of the Heap Vs Time Killers*** Being good dudes, Time Killers extended their hands to the Kings for a shake. But the Kings promptly fed them their boots! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE There was no reason to do that! SCOURGE Shoulda known better. Doc got isolated by the heavy hitters and took quite the beating. Scourge and Rayder traded tags often and pounded on Doc in their corner with brawling moves. RAYDER Welcome to the Anderson Cup, lads! COACH I'd say Time Killers have a bright future but not if The Kings break all their bones. Doc surprised Rayder with a jumping lariat then a big tinme shining wizard! That turned the tables on The Kings and the tag got made to Marty! MARTY Let's party! Marty brought himself into the ring with a sling shot DDT onto Rayder and promptly hit a standing corckscrew moonsault! RENEE Wow! Look at Marty go, Coach! He's got moves! COACH The kid can fly. Marty ran Rayder ragged with high flying attacks, but the Scotsman got the last word when he blocked a powerbomb effort and then hit young Marty with a cross arm pile driver! RENEE The Great Riot! COACH Did Marty really think he was gonna be able to powerbom Rayder? Scourge got the tag and proceed to terrorize Marty with blows and taunts. SCORUGE You wanna give up now don't ya, lad? Anderson Cup a lot tougher than ye though, ain't it? Marty threw punches to counter but still was at the whims of The Kings. But when they tried their double hip toss signature move, Marty flipped through and countered with a double neckbreaker! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” The tag was given to Doc, who came in ready to roll! Doc took the fight to the Kings hitting them with a series of dropkicks. RENEE My head hurts just trying to follow Doc. He's all over the place. Doc came off the top and caught Rayder with a tornado DDT that popped the crowd. But the second he got up he was rocked by a superman punch from Scourge! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” RENEE Devil's Fist! Scourge hooked the legs for the pinfall win Winner: The Kings of the Heap. via pinfall RENEE We have our first semifinal match made, Tanner and Jo-Jo are going to face the victorious Kings of the Heap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 We're inside Melody's gaming room where all sorts of game systems include odd ones like the 3dO and the Game Gear are on hand. But Melody is no where to be found, instead we have Morgan and Madison, the youngest and oldest of the Nerdly family. MORGAN Why me? MADISON Ahem. Welcome to our OAOAST 2k16 preview! I'm Madison and this is Morgan. We know you were expecting Melody, but she's a bit busy at the moment. MORGAN Busty doing it? She almost literally does nothing but play games. What could she possibly be busy doing? MADISON Umm, on deck today is Pierce Duncan, one third of the six man champions, and true party boy. And we also have Blaine Cayley, the Welsh bad boy with the very bright future and his gorgeous Sammi. How about we take a look at Blaine and Sammi first? MADISON What do you think of Blaine's model? MORGAN What? MADISON His character model? Is that what you call it? MORGAN I don't know. MADISON Um...how do you think he looks in the game? MORGAN Who cares? I'm not playing it. Just speed this along. MADISON ….So Pierce is next and lets see what he looks like. MADISON I think they nailed his entrance down! MORGAN No they didn't. He enters with a turntable. Did you see a turntable? MADISON ….... Morgan yawns and seems on the verge of nodding off! MADISON Looking at this roster list, I'm not on it. MORGAN Why would you be? MADISON Aren't I a member of the OAOAST? MORGAN As a therapist. MADISON I have athletic ability! I just wrestled two weeks ago. MORGAN Which resulted in me having to stop your arm from getting broken. MADISON I did not ask you to come to my aid. MORGAN I'll let you in a hot rumor for next year's game. They're going to have this slick mode in Galaxy where in the middle of the feud, the player can take control of you and chose to interfere in something that has nothing to do with them. Madison's normally cheerful disposition turns remarkably rueful. MADISON You think I'm weak. MORGAN Physically, of course I do. How'd you just now figure it out? MADISON I think you're acting like a bitch. MORGAN I always act like this. MADISON Very well. I challenge you to a match! MORGAN What? MADISON A match. Between you and I. MORGAN Nope. MADISON Nope? You mean nope as in no? MORGAN Not. Happening. Enjoy your time with the Gameboy Advance. Morgan walks off, bored, with Madison not at all pleased with the way the convo went. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Backstage, the trio that composes Southern Immortality (Remy Brazil & the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club) joined OAOAST correspondent Sara Jean Underwood at the world famous interview lounge. A variety of topics were covered including the performance of Pete-O in the recent TMW tournament. Lucius, carrying a Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver inspired wand (a gift from one of his baby girls), buried Pete. LUCIUS That dude is a piece of work but damn sure not in the ring. Unlike his partner, Rico put Pete over, giving him high marks for ingenuity outside the ring. RICO SARA JEAN If Pete showed that kind of ingenuity inside the ring he might've won the whole thing! Remy popped in to say they let Pete down, pointing out some in SI didn't give mentoring their all. REMY Ain't that right Lucius? Lucius accepted responsibility but noted he's gotta look out for his best interest too. LUCIUS But I told you guys I'd make it up to you. So I weaved some magic and got us a 6-man tag title shot. Tonight we take home the gold and then me and Rico bring home the Anderson Cup. RICO & REMY As the interview concluded Southern Immorality passed JADE RODEZ-DUNCAN and MELODY NERDLY who said hi to Lucius and continued on their path giggling like school girls. LUCIUS 'Sup, baby girls! RICO & REMY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 The feed cuts out for a moment, then transitions to the "snow" we see when a channel cuts out, then a test pattern, and then finally on the scowling face of Leon Rodez. It appears he might be trying to smile, but he's been frowning for so long it only looks evil. LEON Hello, Colin, Angel, Amber. And of course Cassidy. The Maguire family. And Jack, if you're watching I honestly hope you had a happy holiday, and got all the presents you wanted. Right now I'd like for Colin and Amber to meet someone. This gorgeous woman has a seat next to Leon WOMAN Hello, my name is Regan Sheehan, sister to Angel, and aunt to Cassidy and of course, you Colin. Colin, and Amber, two people I have not had the pleasure of meeting, I speak to you now. I understand you were not party to the pact Angel made where I get the first born of every generation. After discussions with Leon, I realize that it isn't fair for me to take your child. LEON Certainly not you, Colin. You missed out on a lot of years of Jack's life. And you don't have to miss out on any more. We promise. REGAN All I ask is that you return what is mine. Give me back Cassidy, and I will leave Jack to grow into the healthy and happy boy he was always meant to be. LEON You have a week. Let's hope you make the right move. *** OAOAST 6-Man Tag Title: Southern Immorality vs. The Party Brigade & Daisuke Motozaki © w/ Amberlyn Duncan *** Because the OAOAST offices got calls from viewers shoot concerned about the welfare of Amberlyn's Yorkshire Terrier (a gift from Melody Nerdly as it turned out) following the NYS, the fashionable accessory of celebrities (named TP after the cute furry creature destroyed a pack of toilet paper shortly upon arriving at its new home) was once again present in her purse bag. COACH At least folks didn't flood the NYPD with calls. Daisuke's performance at the NYS was put over as he finally gained revenge against a man that had been a thorn on his side for nearly a year in Deuce Deuce Bigelow. And still on a high following that win he put on quite a display yet again, but late in the match his team found itself in trouble after Southern Immorality isolated J.Riggs. Eventually Riggs managed to tag the King of Bronies back in, shifting momentum back to their side until Remy tripped up Dice-M. Rico then held Dice as Remy grabbed Lucius's wand... only for Lucius to snatch it away! LUCIUS Naw, man. This one's a gift from one of my baby girls. REMY ... Remy proceed to argue with Lucius, causing Rico to lose his focus which let Dice shove him off towards the ropes and hit the Rainbow Dash Mash on the rebound. As Dice made the cover (and got the pin) Piercy D and J.Riggs took care of Lucius and Remy outside. Winners: The Party Brigade & Daisuke Motozaki, via pinfall. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 The Action Zone is our scene as Sara Jean and Josh Matthews are on hand to provide us with some information! SARA JEAN If you watched the OAOAST Network last night you saw the 2016 Angle Awards. And if you didn't... MATTHEWS Here's a rundown of all the winners! TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR Winner: Hood Again Runner up: Christ Air Express MATTHEWS The twins may still be the tag chams, but it hurts to lose the award to their rivals. WOMENS TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR WINNER: Sisterhood of the Rich and Famous RUNNER UP: Men-U-Pause SARA JEAN The least shocking result ever! The Sisterhood was dominant until Holly rolled through and cost them their gold. MATCH OF THE YEAR WINNER: Sisterhood Vs Fairly Odd Vamps from Angleslam 2015 RUNNER UP: Krista Isadora Duncan Vs King Landon from AngleMania MATTHEWS A lot of great matches to chose from as always. But the winner was a memorable. SARA JEAN Two major awards for the Sisterhood. Nice job, girls! STABLE OF THE YEAR WINNER: Slaughterhouse RUNNER UP: THE KINGDOM MATTHEWS The burger people did good! SARA JEAN Does that award come with a side of fries? SEX SCENE OF THE YEAR WINNER: Cinnamon and ChubChub RUNNER UP: Krista and Maya gangbang competition SARA JEAN Cinnamon and ChubChub was a scene you'd only see in the OAOAST! HEEL OF THE YEAR WINNER: The XFL RUNNER UP: King Landon SARA JEAN Its good to be bad when you're The Young Wolf MATTHEWS But he has Krista coming for his world title and that's not good. WOMEN'S WRESTLER OF THE YEAR NOT NAMED KRISTA OR ALIX WINNER: Bobbi Cheesecake RUNNER UP: Gretchen Wright SARA JEAN Bobbi was awesome this year! MATTHEWS Now she can use the award to impress Maya. FACE OF THE YEAR WINNER: Krista Isadora Duncan RUNNER UP: Colin Maguire JR SARA JEAN Is Krista ever gonna slow down? She just keeps rolling like a hot blond, big busted train! WRESTLER OF THE YEAR WINNER: Alix Maria Spezia RUNNER UP: The XFL MATTHEWS Congratulations to Alix for being the wrestler of the year! SARA JEAN Eat that, Silver! Back to you, RC. RENEE Get ready, fans, because right now we're going to talk to a very mad, very irate, and very other things, Mister Dick. And right on cue, Mister Dick appears outside his ranch in San Antonio. RENEE Jock, you were supposed to accompany Alix at New Years Spectacular, but you were a now show- MISTER DICK It wasn't my fault, and that's no excuse. I got blindsided out of nowhere as I was being driven over, and yanked out the car and beaten to a pulp! RENEE Oh my god? MISTER DICK And the asshole who done it was Mathis Golden under orders from his butt budy, Xavier Franklin Long. You two are gonna learn something real soon. Everything is bigger in Texas and you're gonna take it Texas style up your bitch asses! RENEE COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Backstage at the world famous interview lounge, OAOAST Hall of Famer Terry Taylor spoke with Slaughterhouse's Heavy D & The Warthog, all while CAM creepily lurked in the background, about their actions at the 2016 OAOAST New Year's Spectacular during the CAE/Hood Again tag title match. WARTHOG HEAVY D Dear ol' Uncle Moe said his nephews wanted us, didn't they? So we gave them what they wanted. WARTHOG Guess nobody told them to be careful what you wish for because you just might get it. The topic turned to the Anderson Cup, with the mild-mannered CAM chiming in to say the tournament is just the appetizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 *** Anderson Cup, 1st Round: Masked Mutants w/ Studderboxx vs. Heavy D & Warthog w/ CAM *** Prior to the match OAOAST cameras cut backstage where HOOD AGAIN and their manager Uncle Moe pulled up in an Escalade. They stepped out and headed towards the ring carrying baseball bats only to be stopped by OAOAST officials and taunted by Heavy D and The Warthog. "LET THEM FIGHT!" "LET THEM FIGHT!" RENEE The OAOAST Galaxy wants to see Hood Again get their hands on Heavy D and The Warthog and so do I! Once Hood Again were escorted backstage Heavy D and The Warthog made short of the Masked Mutants to advance, picking up the win with their devastating MEAT GRINDER combo finisher. Winners: Heavy D & Warthog, via pinfall. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Backstage Archie Stumplebottom is milling about being a ho as bitch as he's sour on the state of the coffee. He becomes even more sour when Malaysia comes and towers above him, clad in a leather bodysuit. MALAYSIA Hello, Archibald. ARCHIE Ma..Mal....ysia. MALAYSIA I see you have not returned our contract signed. Archie is too afraid to say anything and so just makes a squeak. MALAYSIA That contract was for your benefit, Archie. ARCHIE Me....mine? MALAYSIA Without it, there's nothing to protect you, from the beatings, the fuckings I plan on giving you. Now you get to suffer every bit of erotic anguish I want to give you. Isn't that fun? ARCHIE N...no! Malaysia throws her head back and laughs. MALAYSIA It will be. For me at least. What I plan on doing to you is simple, I'm going to fuck you into the very fibers of your carpet. See you later, sweet boy. Malaysia gives Archie a peck on the kiss, and walks away from him. Luckily she's gone by the time he starts pissing himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 R&C rundown the U.S. Title match from the NYS and then toss it to OAOAST correspondent Sara Jean Underwood mid-ring. SARA JEAN Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the new OAOAST United States Champion... TYLER BRYANT! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The U.S. Title draped proudly over his shoulder Tyler wasted no time gloating. TYLER Go ahead Sara Jean, stick your chest out even further... with pride. I've brought the gold back home to the good ol' U-S-of-A, making me a national hero and a fool out of Oscar Friberg. For weeks he went on and on about actions speaking louder than words, telling anyone that would listen that I shouldn't go around saying I am the best -- the future of this company -- until I beat the very best the OAOAST has to offer. Well my actions spoke loudly New Year's night, didn't they? Look who holds the title! LORELEI (claps) TYLER Now that I've beaten one of the best to become the United States Champion, a national hero for bringing the gold back home, it's time for me to shine brightly around the world. I want it all! Suddenly OSCAR FRIBERG appears in the ring to let it be known he wants another crack at the U.S. Title only without Lorelei and Flex present. THE FLEX Aw, what's the matter? Baby crying that he wet himself? TYLER & LORELEI OSCAR WHAP * "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" A slap staggers Flex but then Tyler blasts Oscar with the U.S. Title and joins his bodyguard in a 2 on 1 beat down. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" RENEE C'mon! COACH Whaaa...? Oscar fired the first shot! RENEE After being provoked. Sara Jean watches outside helplessly as Tyler and Flex do a number on Oscar. Thankfully the rest of Team SCREAM rush out to chase Tyler and co. away. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOLTUESDAY NIGHT Krista Isadora Duncan arrives for her high school reunion chauffeured in a Mercedes by Terry Taylor. Rather than tip him, she slaps him in the head for driving to slow, and then exits the car. KRISTA You're lucky that DUI cost me my licensee. As Krista heads to her alma mater she's approached by the waddling duo of her dad and Tony Tourettes. PAPA DUNCAN Krista! KRISTA Daddy? TONY And me! KRISTA And you. Why are you at my high school reunion? TONY High school sluts are the easiest sluts. KRISTA I'm forty seven years old. TONY What's that mean to us? KRISTA Everyone here is going to be forty seven or forty eight years old. TONY What are you saying? KRISTA How are you guys even gonna get in? PAPA DUNCAN Don't we look like high school chums to you? Like your old buddies? KRISTA Nope. PAPA DUNCAN Look closer then. KRISTA You're a seventy year old man, and this one literally looks fetal alcohol syndrome. This may pass at one of the city public schools, but not Beverly Hills High School. TONY You think I should show some man cleavage? KRISTA I think I don't care what you do, because I'm going to pretend not to know either of you for the rest of the night. Krista walks off with that promise made. PAPA DUNCAN We should get Vinny. TONY Fuck him. PAPA DUNCAN Nah, we need Vinny and that caveman guy that eats my shoes. TONY He wouldn't eat your shoes if you would put them in the damn cubby when you walk in the door! Meanwhile Krista walks the hallowed halls of her alma mater for her reunion. KRISTA They better not show up with that disco fool, and that caveman idiot. WOMAN Krista? Are you talking to yourself? Krista looks down at a woman sitting behind a table full of name tags. KRISTA Ah! Kimberly! How long have you been there? KIMBERLY I've been working the nametag table the whole night. You look great, of course. Where's your wife? KRISTA I hate that bitch. KIMBERLY KRISTA I'm kidding she's in jail, I sent our fairy god mother to bail her out, but she travels by horse drawn carriage and with El Nino storms, you know the drill. So nametag, please. Kimberly passes Krista a name tag. MINUTES LATER Papa Duncan and Tony Tourettes are already in the reunion and chatting with a smallish man with slick grey hair. TONY He says he can't use the cubby because he's a United States congressman. PAPA DUNCAN Aren't I? TONY The guy who does Mickey Mouse at Disney Land came by to huff gasoline with us and he used the cubby. Are you better than Mickey Mouse? Krista stomps over and interjects herself in the situation. KRISTA How did you two get in here before me while being so fat and out of shape? And obviously out of place? MAN Krista! KRISTA Bradley, how nice to see you. This is obviously my father, there's no sense in denying that, but this other one I don't know and have zero relation to whatsoever. Now can you excuse us? Bradley gives Krista her moment with Tony and Papa Duncan and she turns a glare upon them. KRISTA Do not ruin my moment, my triumphant return to the people who tormented me so. PAPA DUNCAN What are you talking about? You were voted homecoming queen, prom queen, played varsity soccer, and field hockey all four years, were a McDonald's All American and graduated top of the class. KRISTA None of that stuff plays, daddy. Successful teenager comes back to reunion as more successful adult? America doesn't like you to be to well off. Or well off at all. So I'm rewriting history here. TONY It'd be best if we bumped uglies, that'd make you look like a real bottom feeder. KRISTA Once again, honey, I do not know you. Good bye. And Krista skedaddles away until she runs into a morbidly obese woman. KRISTA Okay, ouch. OBESE WOMAN Hey, pretty lady. KRISTA Uh....no. No. OBESE WOMAN You don't remember me? Girls locker room, 4:13 in the DA PM exactly is when I felt the rush of the orgasm you gave me. KRISTA Megan Kronze? Uh....how? Why? What happened? MEGAN I got a bit bigger, but I'm still the same sexy bitch you went down on. Remember my motto: being hot is a reflex. KRISTA For you it must be a delayed one. So, I'm going to not be here right now, and instead I think I'll make my triumphant return speech right now and get the fuck out before this becomes any weirder. Krista strides up to the head of the floor, and gets behind a podium with a microphone. KRISTA Attention please! Heads turn to Krista for her big victory lap. PAPA DUNCAN That's my girl! KRISTA That is my dad, you have seen him with me before, I do not deny that. The man next to him is nothing to me, I am not even show if he qualifies his human. I do not know him nor do I associate with him. So, more to the point, I bet you all remember me as the shy, awkward, ugly girl who put frogs in her mouth so you'd notice. MAN Krista Kilo-Tits! KRISTA No, no, that was another Krista, you're thinking of. I was always outcast and shunned. And flat chested. WOMAN You threw the best parties! KRISTA Yes, I did with the my little pony dolls I cobbled from the youth shelter I was often sent to due to my alcoholic parents. PAPA DUNCAN That part about alcoholic parents, that's true, I could toss some beers back back in the day. KRISTA Now, I stand before you a better woman! MEGAN Father my children! KRISTA Biologically impossible. WOMAN 1 How'd you ever get that sweet ass in those jeans? KRISTA Yes, I did have a fat sloppy rear end. MAN 2 Sweet ass Krissy! KRISTA You're not listening to me. Okay, I'm just going to rush this through to the good part. I have secured number one contendership to the OAOAST World Title, which means I can face The XFL and extend my record number of OAOAST title wins. Um, that doesn't sound as trimphant as I hoped it would. This man, The XFL has sex with tiny Asian boys, against their will, sometimes in front of their mothers. “GASP!” KRISTA So as a person who was beat down myself, I feel its my duty to take up for people who are getting beat down. Beat down anally, and orally. I think that's about it. I don't think he sucks them off. TONY He does, I've seen it! And this dick wad named Vinny Valentine helps him! KRISTA There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, he does suck them off, but they do not get hard because they do not enjoy it. They do not want The XFL sucking them off, but he does it anyway! “GASP!” KRISTA On a much more important note, I will be contending for the right to challenge the OAOAST Women's Champion at SluttyMania by participating in the 2015 Lethal Bang. Which basically means I'll be sucking a lot of dicks, taking it up the ass, all stuff I didn't do in high school because I was incredibly ugly and no one wanted to have sexual contact with someone as hideous as me. Thank you! Krista gets a standing ovation from her classmates who admire her courage and dick sucking ability! Back to RC we go! RENEE Look at the headline on The LA Times website from Tuesday: Xaveier Franklin Long sexually assaults little Asian boys. COACH You think you know a guy and something like this comes out and it shocks you to your core. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 “I AIN'T GO NO MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDS!” Tupac sings out women's champion Holly, with leather jacket, title and combat boots. At her side, is Logan Mann, serving as hypeman after being trounced by Krista. RENEE Everyone saw Holly win the women's title at New Years Spectacular, shocking Bobbi, but with the Lethal Bang coming up, her next challenger is in the air. Logan holds the ropes open, allowing Holly to step inside. HOLLY What I'd tell ya? “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” HOLLY No, I didn't say boo, I didn't tell ya boo. If I'm gonna say I don't (beep) like you, I ain't gonna boo you. Am I, Logan? LOGAN Hell no! Hell no! HOLLY Shut the (beep) up. LOGAN You heard the woman! My queen! HOLLY I was talking to you, Logan. As for you, the OAOAST Galaxy, you pieces of shit said I couldn't win my fourth women's title. But guess what the (beep) have around my shoulder right (beep) now? It ain't the holy grail. It ain't the Mona Lisa. It ain't a North Korean hydrogen bomb, its my fourth women's title. What a (beep) surprise, you fat faggots! “BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” HOLLY It didn't take much to win this, just having to jump through a eighty different (beep) hoops Sophie set out for me, cause I don't say the right things to TMZ or Fox Sports. RENEE She doesn't say anything right! Ever! HOLLY But, I got the belt, that's right I got the belt, and I'd like to know which bitch is planning on taking it away from me? Who's it gonna be? Why don't you introduce yourself to me, huh? Oh, I remember when this road was my own I pray to god, I just don't know anymore I pray to god, I just don't know anymore Anymore I lost the feeling but I try to hold on I thought the end of a love and what made you strong I pray to god, I just don't know anymore The fans erupt with glee and delight as Gretchen Wright steps forward to answer the call! GRETCHEN Holly! You and your brutish husband have some nerve casting aspersions upon the OAOAST Galaxy. Further you have shown gall and audacity through your continued meddling in my noble affairs. To wit, you have answered your own question, for it is I who shall dispatch you with swift justice and lay claim to the women's title! “YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” HOLLY You? Didn't you get the (beep) message, posh spice? You're beneath me, you exist on a level bellow me, you're just around for me to (beep) with when I get bored. You don't actually get to beat me, bitch. GRETCHEN On the contrary I have mete out defeat to you at November Reign as well as in the Miss Anderson Cup with a welcome nod to my companion, Pierette. HOLLY Yeah, yeah, and since then what's happen to you? Tell me? You got clocked with your belt, didn't you? You got jobbed like a whore in a battle royal to me, then I made you look like the (beep) fish out of water rich bitch you are and cost you your women's tag title. That's what's happened to you. I proved my point, rich bitch, now its time for you to hit the glory hole and suck (beep)! LOGAN Beat it! GRETCHEN Your vulgar words are wasted when thrust against the shield of my resolve! I, like my brother- HOLLY Are a loser! The Wrights are a bunch of failures in this world. Guess what's gonna happen to you, bitch? You'll get outshone by Pierette like your brother got outshone by Bohemoth. That's the just the (beep) facts, pussy girl. Your family is big on talk, small on dicks, and smaller on action. What are you going to do about it? GRETCHEN I shall give you the sound trashing and flogging that has been long overdue you! “YYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” HOLLY Oh yeah? When the (beep) are you planning on doing that? GRETCHEN No doubt it shall be done at SluttyMania! HOLLY BWHAHAHAHAHA! Is that so? Let me clue you in on something, posh spice, you gotta get through something called a Lethal Bang to get a crack at my title at SluttyMania. You up for that? LOGAN Of course this fat cat isn't! GRETCHEN I am not fat nor am I cat, and yes I shall stir my loins to answer the call of the Lethal Bang. HOLLY BWHAHHHHAHAA! Hold on, you prudish bitch, you expect me to believe you can last in a match, where you gotta suck cock, get it up the ass, do blow bangs, jerk guys off, get DP'ed, get double anal'ed, and eat ass- GRETCHEN Did you say analingus?! HOLLY Yeah, so what? GRETCHEN In that case I shall be more than up to the challenge, I shall smash all that dare oppose me as claimant to the title of Lethal Bang victor! Holly doesn't like Gretchen's gung-ho attitude, as the Monarch of Posh poses and smiles to the roaring fans. FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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