Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT-BROADCAST IN OAOAST HD AND 3D HeldDOWN opens at Sofa Central with its festive Thanksgiving theme RENEE Awww, man, Coach you're not even cutting the Turkey, you're just eating it like a savage. COACH Yo, that's racist. Look, I left you some stuffing. RENEE Yeah, after you stuck your finger in it. COACH Tony told me it felt like pussy. RENEE Why don't we start the Thanksgiving edition of HeldDOWN~! ***TMW: Sgt.Holt and Jessue Ferguson Vs Agent Augeur and Turbowolf*** Before the match began Jesse got a hold of a microphone. JESSE I'd like to shoot the shiznit with you folk But, Blackhawk snatched a hold of it. BLACKHAWK No! No shooting the shiznit! If anything should be shot its our rookie, Lyle Holt. You disgraced the corps, and you disgraced yourself, and you disgraced the Army of One Nation. But god has given you a chance for glorious redemption along the crucible of fire. If- Things were cut short when Turbowolf decked Blackhawk with a punch! Then he decked Eagle Eye! Then he clotheslined Holt and Ferguson out of the ring entirely. He thought he could get to Agent Augeur, but Biffman rescued his rookie by hitting him with Fanfare for the Superman. Agent didn't appreciate this and lariated Biffman out of the ring. BIFFMAN AGENT AUGEUR Again. Save your heroism for when you're really gonna need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 In a special sit down interview conducted by OAOAST correspondent Sara Jean Underwood, Blaine and Samantha Cayley spoke in depth about the controversy their relationship has caused. Sam was especially emotional when it came to the "ugliness" directed towards her paternal twin brother. SAMANTHA The bond we share is something most people can't understand. Blaine didn't abuse me or coerce me in any way. For people to say some of the things they have about Blaine -- it hurts. It really does. BLAINE Respect is earned not given. And much respect goes out to Oscar Friberg for his understanding during this whole shitstorm. I realize I'm not the easiest book to judge. One look at Oscar or any of the other guys in Team Scream and you think, those are nice guys. But one look at me brings pause. The long coat, the e-cig -- not very inviting. I know what it's like to be treated differently in more ways than you can imagine. The wealth that came along with the family name opened doors and offered opportunities most will never receive in life. You also get to see the dark side of privilege as the fortunate view their fellow man with contempt not based on his or hers merit but their socioeconomic standing. Isn't that right Spencer? SARA JEAN Well, that would explain your icy demeanor. But do you consider your relationship with Sammi normal? BLAINE We acknowledge our special bond breaks the definition of normal. But does it effect your quality of life or anybody else's? Sara Jean shakes her head. BLAINE But you know what can affect your life? Scumbags. Scumbags like Spencer Reiger (SARA JEAN: ) and Tyler Bryant. That's right. I haven't forgotten about you Mr. Superstar. A special place in the back of my mind is reserved just for you. Our time will come. First order of business, though: Spencer Reiger. SAMANTHA And Gloss. Can you believe that bitch actually thinks she intimidates me? *scoffs* I'm not afraid of her. I'd just rather not break a nail, that's all. Back LIVE!, OAOAST Hall of Famer Terry Taylor is with Spencer Reiger and Gloss to get their reaction, especially the part where Blaine suggested Spencer looks down on people beneath him. To his credit Spencer admits he was like that once upon a time but not anymore. SPENCER I'm a changed man. GLOSS And a happily wedded man, by the way. *holds up Spencer's hand to show off wedding ring* TERRY I don't see a ring on your finger, Gloss. Where is it? GLOSS Pierced to my clit. Wanna see? TERRY GLOSS Back to Jamie and Cer-- er, I mean Blaine and Samantha. Right. Not sure what they were trying to accomplish with that sob story. But hey, if Sammi needs a shoulder to cry on I'll gladly lend her mine in exchange for a taste of that sweet, sweet-- SPENCER Gloss! GLOSS What? You told me it was sweet. Although Sammi, dear, you haven't seen ugly until you've stepped into a fight with me. I'll try not to smash your face in too bad come November Reign. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 *** THE FLEX w/ Tyler Bryant & Lorelei DeCenzo vs. BTK w/ OAOAST U.S. Champion Oscar Friberg *** In a battle between two men who'll be on opposing sides this Sunday at November Reign, THE FLEX defeated Team SCREAM's BTK after counting a victory roll attempt into the FLEX-O-RILL backpack stunner. During the match Tyler Bryant got involved, decking BTK with a superkick outside the ring after the youngster had been tossed to the arena floor, promoting Oscar to rush over. Before he could get his hands on the man who laid him out at the OAOAST Halloween Spectacular, the ref intervened, keeping Oscar at bay. Winner: THE FLEX, via pinfall. After the bout THE FLEX posed over BTK, a highly unsportsmanlike move that angered Oscar, leading to pushing and shoving until OAOAST officials ran out to keep the peace. Tyler then proceeded to taunt Oscar, even going as far as to grab the U.S. Title and hold it high to a chorus of boos. RENEE Tyler Bryant will get to prove just how good he is when he leads his team into battle against Oscar's squad this Sunday at November Reign! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 MIAMI DADE COUNTY WOMEN'S LOCKUP This is a particularly nasty section of the prison, and by nasty I refer to the dinge and bilge of the area beset with grit and grime. And stuck in a cell is Molly Nerdly. MOLLY Hello? Hello? You can not leave me in this cell. I have done nothing wrong! There's no answer forthcoming. MOLLY I at least have the right to legal counsel. And a phone call! Still no answer. MOLLY Please, at least let me call my family. Its been weeks! That plea hangs in the air for a long while. Far too long a while, but at the end of that silence comes the patter of footsteps. MOLLY Hello? A rat faced guard approaches Molly's cell with a leer in his eyes. GUARD 1 What do you want? MOLLY I need to speak with my family. Please. GUARD 1 Family's the one who put you here. MOLLY That was Melissa. She's no family of mine. Not anymore. GUARD 1 You look uncomfortable. MOLLY Of course I do! You trapped me here against my will. Against my rights even. Molly hears the rattle of keys, and then watches them slide out the man's pocket. As they turn through the hole and pop open the cell, a sigh of relief seeps past her lips. MOLLY Thank god. Thank you. GUARD 1 (stepping into the cell) Yep, yep. The rat faced guard and his leering eyes journey up Molly's skinny, yet busty figure, and indeed do settle on her jugs. MOLLY What...what are you looking at? GUARD What a set of tits you got there. Damn, I wish my wife had cans like you. MOLLY I think you should leave! GUARD I think I need to stay right here with these nice soft tits. MOLLY No, you need to leave! Before Molly has time to blink, the guard grabs her coffee coloured hair and presses her forward, allowing him to angrily shove his tongue into her mouth. It hardly registers on Molly's mind that she's being kissed as she feels the bright warmth of blood spill down her face. PIERETTE Kyyyyaaaaah, I hate wasting stabbing on non cute guys. Its like wasting a prime F1 car on an old bat. The man, with scissors poking out of his head and choking on his own blood sags off Molly and to the floor, allowing Molly to see her smiling cousin, and the now entering Gretchen Wright. MOLLY You two! PIERETTE One of her, and one of your cousin. Me, The Cinderella From The Garden of Slaughter. GRETCHEN Can you not even kill correctly? This man yet lives. PIERETTE My bad, my bad. Pierette further jams in the scissors to belatedly kill Molly's assailant. PIERETTE Dunzo! Kyyyaaaaah! GRETCHEN Hello, Molly, you look...unclean. No matter. Now that you are free I require your services. I have been tasked with putting together an elimination tag at November Reign. Well, your cousin and I have been task, but I wouldn't dare leave important duties within her mental reach. PIERETTE Awww shucks, you're the kindest ass eater I know! GRETCHEN I am not an....no more! No more of such talk. Molly, it was Melissa who secured your imprisonment was it not? It should be noted that she will be on the opposition team. Would you care- MOLLY I'm in. GRETCHEN Splendid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 *** TMW: Conan "Coco" Chanel & Gory Dragan vs. Pete & Bedrock *** After telling his OAOAST mentor Maya Duncan-Blanchard that this was his match and just to sit in the corner looking pretty, Coco found himself in a bad way early against Bedrock, including a spot where Bedrock twerked right in his face! RENEE Welcome to the 21st century Bedrock! COACH Picking up how to twerk probably gave Bedrock the same kind of thrill learning how to create fire did way, waaaay back in the day. Unable to get a still twerking Bedrock to free Coco from the corner, the ref got between the two men and then got humped for his efforts! COACH You can definitely tell whose Bedrock's mentors are. Given the amount of porn they watch it's no surprised Bedrock would be that amped. In the corner Gory's OAOAST mentor Big Papa Thrust went off on Maya, saying her rookie sucked and instructed the Mindfreakazoid to go some him how it's done. Except Gory found Bedrock tough to handle as well, much to the delight of Dem Bums who can already see $$$ in their rookie's future. Bedrock then points towards his partner Pete-O and does THE WORM~! when going to make the tag. RENEE 'Cause why the hell not, right? COACH You got it sister. But Southern Immorality (w/ Lucius Soul once again MIA) tell Pete not to accept the tag. PETE RICO He doin' work, mang. All you gotta do is ride the wave. No work, all pay. PETE Rico's advice upsets Dem Bums. Meanwhile, Bedrock can't understand why Pete won't tag and gets beat down by Coco and Gory who work him over good for the next few minutes. But Bedrock mounts a comeback and tags Pete in the HARD WAY~! RICO & REMY BEDROCK *'gibberish * Coco and Gory are no fools and quickly capitalize on the situation, finishing off Pete for the win. Winners: Coco Chanel & Gory Dragan, via pinfall. NOVEMBER REIGNLIVE FROM BOSTON, MA THIS SUNDAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 We're inside the Duncan family dressing room where Krista and Queen Esther sit on the couch, facing the camera. KRISTA Queen Esther, the scroll. Queen Esther happily passes Krista a long scroll. KRISTA This thing is heavy. QUEEN ESTHER Scrolls are very heavy. Why I remember when my father's cane broke, he merely beat the kitchen staff with scrolls until the new cane was delivered. KRISTA I think your dad had an abuse fetish. QUEEN ESTHER No he didn't much care for our fish friends. KRISTA …...Moving on. Here ye, I have declared this royal judgment upon my foes for November Reign! Big Papa Thrust, though I have had sex with you on more than one occasion, QUEEN ESTHER He must marry you! He owes it to your honor! KRISTA Yeah, I lost that the first time I tried double anal. So anyway, Big Papa Thurst, our sexual endeavors have no barring on this judgement, you are failure, for consorting with women who look like they're willing to fight other bitches over a pair of ruby slippers. QUEEN ESTHER How wicked! KRISTA Thems the jokes. King Landon Maddix, touchy subject here, but I'll progress none the less. QUEEN ESTHER A rhyme! More than you've earned Mad King. KRISTA King Landon, I've deemed you a failure! I have it on more than semi-decent authority you've allowd Felix Strutter to shove a cellphone up your ass then shove his cock and push the cellphone until it gets to your stomach, and then you have him dial the number of the phone and call it and fuck you while it vibrates, QUEEN ESTHER ***faints*** KRISTA I should scatter pillows around the floor when she's around, she could get concussed with all the fainting she does. Bohemoth, The Man, I deem you a failure as time has not been kind to your looks. Your skin is so leathery and saggy its killed my thirst for water. I fully believe instead of precum you leak ghostbuster slime. Krista gazes further down the scrolls. KRISTA Jeez, this is long and I'm hungry. I guess I have to continue or Sophie will bitch at me. Fine, Northstar, I deem you a failure, because rather than stand on your own two feet, rather than use your intelligence and skill to advance your career, you have allowed King Landon Maddix to become the daddy you never had, and subject your mother to sweatshop labor. Also your sister has a bigger penis than you, and that's just straight facts, jack. Krista reaches the end of the scroll. KRISTA Great, last one! I'm getting sick of having to entertain the pieces of shit that....oops said my thoughts out loud again. Gotta stop that. So Logan, my pursuant, I deem you a failure, because of the way our feud will end. I won't simply pin you, or submit you, or put you through a table, I will pay a member of the Las Vegas PD to kill you and sprinkle crack all over your body so you never get justice. And after the fact I will pay Pete-O to go to your tombstone and shit all over your grave, you pitiful, brain dead excuse for a sack of baby dicks. You are not even an after thought in my world. Krista folds up the scroll. KRISTA So ends my royal proclamation. Happy day before we swerved the Indians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK~!: Ice Quiz's suicide dive onto Big Boy which knocks them into the CAE chillaxing in the front row. The CAE eventually attack Ice Quiz, leading to count out win for The Warthog and Big Boy over Big IQ. Back LIVE!, OAOAST Hall of Famer Tony Brannigan introduces BIG IQ. Right away we notice Ice Quiz has his ribs taped underneath his chic unbuttoned shirt, revealed to be bruised in an injury sustained on his big dive. Video filmed by a fan in the front row and uploaded on YouTube aired showing Big Boy coming down with a knee onto the ribs of Ice Quiz after the two tumbled over the security barrier and knocked over the CAE like bowling pins. ICE QUIZ My adrenaline was flowin' like I was spittin' hot fire that I didn't feel a thing. I was so into the zone I probably coulda ran through a brick wall right then and there! But the docs, they say I should stay out of the ring for a few weeks to heal up. That'd mean backing out of November Reign and other bookings. Suddenly the CHRIST AIR EXPRESS (in hoodies and in their ring gear) show up to mock the #1 contenders. MEL So you got a boo boo? Go figure. Just when we're finally good and ready to give you guys your title shot too. MARV I guess the only thing left to do is for somebody to send a ref out here, ring the bell and declare us winners via forfeit. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" MEL waves for a ref. RENEE What? How'd they come to that conclusion? COACH Just like the CAE told Big IQ a couple weeks back. They'd receive their title shot when they're good and ready. Now that the CAE is good and ready, Ice Quiz can't go. Not their fault. RENEE But they could postpone the match to a later date. Besides, no match was even scheduled for tonight! COACH Unannounced matches happen all the times on Monday night. Why should it be any different here? Fired up, Ice Quiz is ready to go. CW tries to calm his partner down, reminding him of doctors orders. "ICE, ICE, BABY!" "ICE, ICE, BABY!" "ICE, ICE, BABY!" ICE QUIZ (to CW) Fuck the docs, man. We can take these chumps. Let's do this! Torn over the health of his partner and going after the tag titles, CW looks to the OAOAST Galaxy for guidance and they make their opinion loud and clear: Go for the gold! RENEE We know what the OAOAST Galaxy wants to see! ICE QUIZ (to CW) It's our time, bro. I know it. CW nods... and then gets blasted with a ::beltshot:: courtesy of MARV! RENEE It was a set-up! All a big set-up to take advantage of Big IQ -- one of only two teams to defeat the CAE during The Challenge -- during a tough time. Ice Quiz shouldn't even be in a ring! COACH Well he is, so good luck to him. An irate Ice Quiz takes on both CAE members by himself as CW struggles to regain his bearings. Eventually the numbers get to Ice Quiz and he finds himself on the receiving end of a vicious gut buster. RENEE That may have cracked a rib or two! MEL then retreats backstage and brings back with him a reluctant referee. The ref is tossed inside and ordered to call for the bell. DING * DING * DING * COACH Looks like we've got ourselves impromptu tag title match! RENEE This isn't a match; it's a mockery! In a world of hurt Ice Quiz is covered as MEL orders the ref to count, knocking CW off the apron with a running drop kick to ensure no one breaks up the pin. * DING * DING * DING * Winners: The Christ Air Express, via pinfall. Following a job well done the champs decide to chillax at Sofa Central, lighting one up in front of R&C as OAOAST officials tend to Big IQ. RENEE UGH! MARV offers to pass his joint. Renee declines and even stops Coach from accepting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Minus Krista and Queen Esther, and add in Jade and Maya with an argument and we have the Duncan Family dressing room. It seems Jade is more into arguing than Maya. JADE I can't believe you're not listening to me. MAYA I am listening to you. You said, Maya, blah blah blah, bloop, bloop, bloop, sister, sister, I hate Annagret, blah blah, I hate Bobbi, spend more time with me, beep, beep, beep. JADE I didn't make robot noises. But that is the gist of what I said. But did you hear me? Did you hear the meaning beyond the words? MAYA Is that an Adele lyric? JADE No! You spend more time with those stupid friends of yours than you do with your own, adoring, loving, protective, caring, worshipping, sister. MAYA Next time you say that setence use more adjectives. JADE Grrrrrr! I want you to quit that survivor series team with them on it. MAYA I can't it, its Sunrise's team. And you and I spend tons of time together. Tons! T-o-n-s, that spells tons which is the amount of time we spend together. JADE I have produced Excel spreadsheets detailing the amount of time we spend together as it compares to the amount of time you spend together with Bobbi and Annagret. MAYA You could have used that computer time to look up gonzo porn. Anyway, I can't keep juggling you three, Annagret doesn't like you, Bobbi doesn't like you, but those two don't even like each other. Can't we have Brazzer's produced Hot and Mean segment and fuck it out? JADE If you ever, and I do mean ever, hope to get those big sister body in bed with you again, you'll quit your Survivor Series team and stop hanging out with Annagret and Bobbi. MAYA So what you're saying is I have to rape you? That's more a mom thing. I'm more the rape-ee. JADE Heed those words. MAYA Yeah, now I'm not going to heed them because you told me. JADE Grrrrrr! That final growl and a reddend face is Jade's parting gift to Maya as she exits the Duncan family dressing room. Though her spirits are low, they grow higher when she notices a cheeseburger on the floor. JADE A cheeseburger! Yum! But it's on the floor. But it so good, Jade! JADE Yes it is, narrator. Not ashamed of her pig like eating habits Jade goes to pick up the cheeseburger.... Only for it to be pulled away! JADE What the frick? Still hungering over the juicy patty, Jade reaches for burger... And it goes pulled away again. JADE I'm not some food obsessed nitwit you can play silly tricks on. I have dignity! And a belly that needs to be filled, as within three seconds dignity is forgotten and Jade is in hot pursuit of that moving cheeseburger! JADE Gimme that darn burger, you punk! Jade passes numerous people in the hallway, and doesn't much care a whit that they're watching her chase a cheeseburger that's being pulled by a string, that's been on the floor for god knows how long. JADE I want it! Poor Jade is forced to exit the arena entirely as the burger is pulled through an open garage door and into the chilled night. But such cool weather does not dampen her hunger or her drive, and with one mighty pounce she's on top her tasty treat. JADE Mmmmm cheeseburger. Pigging out on her burger, Jade is lost in a foodgasm. And within that burger bliss she fails to notice a fucking UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT hovering above her. Even when its circular door at the bottom slides open, her burger has her undivided attention. JADE Sooooooo good. Jade's eyes are closed to savor this heady delight, and as such she fails to notice a beam surrounding her. In fact she doesn't even realize she's slowly being dragged into the air. Its only when the burger slides out her hand and topples to its undignified resting place on the pavement that she realizes somethng is amiss. JADE Am I...airborn! Jade's hefty body twists around, and her eyes taken in the horrifying sight of the UFO above her. JADE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! In space no one can hear you scream, and in a tractor beam no one can you hear scream. Jade's cries alert no one to her predicament, and he struggling fails to best this space age technology. Instead Jade is dragged into the UFO, disappearing behind the closing door. With the bounty captured, the mysterious saucer departs our space! COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 *** Sonic w/ Slaughterhouse vs. Piercey D w/ Hood Brigade *** With their respective November Reign teammates present ringside, along with Amberlyn Duncan and CAM, tensions were high as The Result got the result he wanted, defeating Sonic with his lifting downward spiral dubbed Piercey's In The House. Winner: Piercey D, via pinfall. After the match all hell broke loose as the two sides brawled in and out of the ring! COACH AAH! Imagine what it's gonna be like this Sunday at November Reign! RENEE Live only on pay-per-view! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 COMMERCIAL This is our troubling scene... On the floor is Jade Rodez-Duncan laid out and knocked out from her fainting from the shock of a tractor beam pull. Her eyes rise open with blurred pain, and are unable to get her mind to process the stupefying sight laid before. Never has she, or anyone else for that matter, been exposed to this type of sterile and disquieting sight. JADE What...what's going on?! Jade receives no answer beyond the reply of the buzz and beeps of the various monitors that overhang above her. JADE Get me out of here! VOICE Jaaaaade the Rodez-Dooooonkan! Jade's eyes dive into narrow slits as her mind processes the familiarity beyond that voice. JADE I know that voice. I know it! A figure crawls more than rises from behind a monitor, almost a monster eking out of an abyss. He's a black clad humanoid figure, who's body sways as if left inside a permanent trance. Yet he seems fully aware of his surroundings and on top of his situation. JADE It! It The Alien! IT Jaaaaade, in ship of IT. JADE This your ship? You abducted me! Jade springs to her feet, finding her fist tightening into heavy balls. IT Hostile actions, hostile actions, hostile actions. JADE Damn right I'm taking hostile actions! You abducted me. IT For syyyy-ence? JADE Science? I'm not a science expierment! I'm a human being. IT Hooo-men beans with hooo-men anus. JADE What did you say. IT Hooo-men anus for syyyy-ence. Very important for my people. JADE Oh no. You better not. You better not. You better let me go right now! Even as Jade is lodging her shrap demands, It is pressing a combo of buttons on his panel. What Jade doesn't see through her fire of rage is that mechanical hands are descending from the ceiling. Only when the invading metal beasts are wrestling her clothes off her body does she become all to aware of her presnece. As well as the presence of danger. JADE It, stop it! IT Noooooo stoppping. Syyyy-ence. JADE This isn't science, this is a violation! IT Rodez-doonkan cooperate. JADE No “Rodez-doonkan” ain't cooperating! It starts jamming on more buttons, as Jade swelters with an indescribable anger. Such rage only thickens into an overwhelming force, a force that's all well to contained as It's button presses create a series of clamps to lock down on Jade. JADE What?! What?! Get me out of here?! It! It, you...asshole! More button presses from It, but these summon no questing hands, no confining clamps. Instead a wave of liquid squirts upon Jade...squirts upon her exposed asshole. JADE Jesus Christ! What's that? IT Ooobricant. JADE Oob...Lubricant? Lubricant! It, you better not do this! I swear to god, I'll kill you! Jade hears the click of buttons and a dread pours over her, drenching her in possibilities of the terror her asshole is about to endure There's the sound of what almost seems to be a drilling with its twist and driven turns. JADE Wait! IT Wait? JADE Why are you doing this? IT Big ass. Big human ass! It must know how big human ass can take pleasure. IT Anal probe beeeeeegins! JADE No! It, you piece of crap! It better not begin! IT Better yes. Inside Jade's big fat human ass. Big fat human ass! JADE You don't need to insult me also! Jade feels something much bigger and much mightier than any tongue or finger pressing against the entrance of her big fat ass. Jade can literally feel the physical manifestation of her dignity being stripped aside, cast away. She's hooked into a machine where It, this damned alien, can violate her in anyway he wants, with any crazy alien tool he has. Its one thing for Krista to take her asshole whenever she wants, that's her mother, but to be abducted and anally raped by fucking It the Alien is the height of humliation. JADE No! Hell no! You can't! My fat as is my fat ass! Even with plenty of bumps, bruises and flat-out injuries over her wrestling career this is the most painful experience of Jade's twenty something life, the voluptuous blonde crying out as she feels her anal ring slowly stretching around the bulbous head It's tool. Worst of all is the fact that its ice cold metal. Her mother has top of the line strap ons to fuck her with, some even feel like real dicks. But this is a chunk of whatever the fuck material comes from It's planet, and inch by inch is sliding into her big butt. JADE It! It! I'll pay you to stop and send me back to earth! My mom has tons of money! IT Mone-eee? Not useful for It. It planet have no mone-eee. Jade screams like a dumb girl in a slasher movie when the head of that cock violates her fat ass, drowning out the buzz of It's machines. JADE Shit! Shit! Shit! Jade can't tell if the cursing is from the agony of being violated anally by a thick metal rod, or from the humiliation of her asshole being pushed open against her will. The helplessness is maddening, fury inducing even and she can't even trash about with metal clamps slammed down on her. JADE Get it out! Get it out! IT Anal probe stay in. Jaaaaade feeeeeel good. JADE I want it out! Of course that doesn't happen. Jade's demands are countered with It slowy stuffing her ass full of metal rod. Jade is unable to believe just how much of the monstrous invention slides through her back hole and deep into her queen sized bottom. JADE Take it out! Damn it! IT Juuuus it. Not damn. Not damn it. Juuuuus it. JADE Grrrrr, you know what I meant! Somehow her big butt eventually takes a good amount of the metal phallus. Actually its a great amount and far more than the strap on length Krista gets into her. Its too much for Jade, there's too much metal buried into the Duncan girl's bowels, and she's overwhelmed by the physical pain and the crippling humiliation of her space age ass rape. IT Gooooood Jade, goood bitch. JADE Don't call me bitch! IT Human aanal bitch! Human anal bitch! It planet love watching human anal bitch! JADE They're watching this on your planet? Ah! No, no, no! Just plain no! Jade whines and hollers, but all of IT's planet is getting a view of the obscenely stretched hole in between those meaty cheeks. The fact that the strong human woman has her fat filled cheeks spread, providing IT and his planet the best view possible of the rod sliding in and out of that gaped butt hole leads IT to already determine this experiment is a smashing success. In fact IT becomes too excited and begins a brutal butt fuck of Jade much to soon! JADE OWWWWWWWWWWW! Not that IT can truly be blamed, Jade's ass is just so big and fuck-able, IT finds it increasingly difficult not to just give this walking fuck hole the rectum wrecking experience she's made for. However, IT knows he has to measure Jade's pleasure levels and can't fully assault her anal cavity. IT Jadeeeee sex herself, sex herself. JADE What? What?! IT Jaddde seeeeks herself! Urged on by IT Jade goes into anally riding the metal cock with her slutty ass pointed upward. Unfortunately this meant Jade's giant ass cheeks jiggle like jelly with every thrust, becoming a particularly obscene when they crashed downwards, resulting an wonderfully perverse ripple effect. JADE Ahhhh my ass! My ass! Get it out! Jade is in tears, droplets that pour to the ground as a result of asshole being a fuck passage for the alien device. Yet every single nerve ending comes alive live under IT's expert ass taming skills, and they send jolts of pleasure throughout her body and fry her brain. IT Ennnjjjoooy it, does Jade. JADE I'm not enjoying it! I want it to stop! Jade continues whimpering like a little bitch as her bowels are emptied than refilled by the raping intruder. IT Pleasure levels higgggggggh. JADE That's a lie! A lie! Jade makes garbled sounds as her shit hole is rammed full of alien metal. It seems IT won't relent, preferring to keep on stuffing her full of his huge butt busting insturment. And lucky for IT, he gets the best view of all of seeing Jade's stretched out anal ring being raped savagely by the metal dick. Jade's big booty bounces and jiggles much to the overwhelming of IT's many machines. The butt-slut is blabbing whorish noises from being stuffed full of metal dick. Drool seeps out of Jade's mouth, as her fat jiggly ass fills with an overpowering feeling from being plunged. JADE AWWWWW GOD SHIT! IT Deeez shiiiit goood! Jade can't even begin to think about what it must look like to IT's planet's denizens, seeing her human shit hole pried open and routinely hammered. Does IT's species even have assholes to fuck? Well, there's no time to think about that now as her sensitive bowels are on fire with pain and ecstasy. JADE AHHHHHH FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! FUCK ME IN THE BUTT LIKE A TOTAL SLUT! IT Jadddeey sloot? JADE I'm a total butt slut, a nasty butt slut beging fucked by an alien! IT It deee alien! JADE IT The Alien fuck my big fat white ass and make me cum! Make me cum for your people! This is the type of rectum wrecking that Jade knows will have her sleeping on her front for several days after. Yet its the type of brutal butt fucking that has cunt leaking cream all over IT's once sterlie floor. IT Jaaaddeeey enjoys. JADE You're a bastard IT! But I love dicks in my fat pig ass! IT continues to plug at Jade's ass as if he's trying to drill for oil, all while Jade's cunt spasms from the pleasure her wrecked asshole gets. Jadeis screaming and moaning and slamming her ass back, acting like a total anal whore. It's clear Jade gas become completely lost in a perverted act of butt fucking, her fat ass not only welcoming IT's cock but craving it, just as IT craves fucking her huge ass and just as his people crave watching. IT Many things fit up Jade's human butt. JADE Oh no! Don't get any more ideas, this is as far as I go Sounds of metal filling Jade's well fucked dark tunnel joins to make a symphony with the anal whore's sweet groans of pleasure. Jade writhes inside her bonds, writhes from the deep pleasure of such an obscene horrible ass buggering. She can only imagine how many alien's are masturbating at the sight of her creaming herself and getting her shit passage crammed full of alien metal dick. JADE Urrrggggh, yeah fill my nasty white ass hole with that metal rod! Show your people what a fat assed anal whore you abducted! Jade endures a powerful orgasm, brought on by the frenzied fucking of her ass. Sparks of pure bliss shoot through her brain and turn her into a yelling and squealing whore. Its like fireworks and rockets all at once as Jade's pussy cums a gushing wave from her forced anal assault. IT Ultimate pleassssure! IT hands work over a few buttons and soon Jade's asshole is rid of the invading savage metal. A few more presses of a few more buttons and Jade is gently let to the ground and out of her clamps. IT Jadddeeeey help IT's people. Now come big reward before go back to earth. JADE Big reward? A sliding door comes open and with it comes several robots who wheel in a HUUUUUGE tray of Thanksgiving food! JADE Yessss! COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Backstage we find Spencer Reiger going through some calisthenics routines, truly showing off his athleticism and his dedication to his craft. Impressed are the arriving duo of Phecda and Al Houd. SPENCER Sup, guys? We talking these days? PHECDA We always available to talk. AL HOUD To speak, to love. PHECDA To understand. AL HOUD Make us understand? SPENCER What exactly needs explaining? AL HOUD Why did you abandon Melissa? PHECDA Discard her. AL HOUD Discard her heart. SPENCER Melissa is my best friend- AL HOUD The lies. SPENCER Its not a lie. Listen, just because I've got a problem with Sammi and Spencer doesn't mean anything when it comes to me and Melissa. I've known her a lot longer than you two have, so if you think for a minute- PHECDA No more lies. AL HOUD No more betrayal. PHECDA You have been warned. AL HOUD And marked. Al Houd and Phecda back away with their eyes cast upon Spencer until finally exiting the area. SPENCER I hate the hell out of those two. Colin is in his lockeroom, reading the news on his iPad when of all people his son Jack and his baby's mother, Amber enter unexpectedly. AMBER Surprise! COLIN Sur...surprise? What are you doing here? JACK Hi. COLIN And you brought my son? AMBER Its Thanksgiving. COLIN It is not Thanksgiving in Italy, where I specifically sequestered you and demand you stay, and yet here you appear in America! AMBER Why are you so mad? ANGEL Jack! Amber! AMBER What's your problem? I thought you would be happy I bought your son to see you. COLIN You have bought my son into a nest of vipers. AMBER Colin, your dad is buried, or something, but he's not threat. COLIN My enemies are plentiful and cunning, and plotting at this very moment. ANGEL Guys, you're scaring Jack. COLIN Good. Perhaps he can understand the danger his mother fails to realize. ANGEL How can I understand any danger, when you don't tell me a damn thing that's going on? CRRRRASSSSSH! That crushing sound of brick and mortar falling apart is made by Ivar being thrown through the walls Colin's dressing room. ANGEL Ivar! IVAR (looking at Jack) Good, your son is here, exactly what is needed in the presence of a centuries year old torturer. AMBER What's going on? To answer Amber's question and add even more the huge tatted-skull vampire known as The Red Sorrow emerges through Ivar's hastily made hole. COLIN You. Threaten my son! Hound my mother! Attack my best frined! Colin is upon The Red Sorrow in a second, and after that second he's flung across the room. JACK Colin! Even in the pain of the attack, Colin feels the weight of not being called dad. AMBER Get behind me, Jack! Ivar is faster than Colin, of course, and has broken off a piece of a coffee table to wield as a stake. He leaps at The Red Sorrow, who shifts wide, then clobbers him with a swift kick to the chest. Ivar backs up, but comes The Red Sorrow, only to have his stake knocked aside. IVAR That's displeasing. Huge hands are clamped down on Ivar's throat, and the eldest vampire in the world can feel his bones breaking, his neck snapping. But his progeny, comes in with a spear to knock The Red Sorrow. Back, but not down, he grabs hold of Colin and slams him into the floor. He begins bashing Colin's head against the ground, causing blood to begin powering out of Colin's skull. ANGEL Not my son! Angel summons all her magical powers to blast The Red Sorrow off Colin and through the giant hole. He lands with a crashing boom against the wall, and its enough to disorient him. That creates just the opportunity Colin needs to drive a stake into his stomach. Blood spills through his lips, a red hurricane. COLIN Who do you work for? Who wants my son? Tell me! THE RED SORROW I'd rather die. And with that The Red Sorrow grabs Colin's hand and uses it to drive the stake into his heart! Colin sits back, trembling with rage that can't even be tempered by the sight of his child wracked by tears and tremors within his mother's arms. FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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