Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 HeldDOWN has a cold opening with Sophie Grey positioned behind her desk, wearing the look of someone beat down by the stress of her job.SOPHIEFor zhe second week in a row, I must open the show with trouble. We 'av ad another murder. Cathy Lecrory, a makeup lady and treasured family member of the OAOAST, was murdered. Drained of her blood! Il est si terrible! I do not know why zhis keeps happening to the OAOAST, but it must end. Il doit! Il doit! To zhe killer, you will be brought to justice. Je promets!OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES--TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK--THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT-BROADCAST IN OAOAST HD AND 3D HeldDOWN opens at sofa central, which owns a festive Thanksgiving theme!RENEEHello and welcome to OAOAST HeldDOWN on a festive November night! I am Renee Young, hungry for Thanksgiving food, with Coach, the biggest turkey of them all.COACHMaaaaaaan, you jive talking. But I am hungry now.Can't Stop ItCan't Stop ItThe boos are loud and plentiful as The XFL emerges with The All XFL Team backing him up en masse. They trail behind him as he makes a confident strut towards the ring.COACHThe Young Wolf returns to his den!With microphone in hand, The XFL readies to address the OAOAST Galaxy.THE XFLI ain't the heartless dude ya'll think I am. I'm cold blooded in the ring, lets not question that, but I got feelings outside of the ring. Don't I?RHAENYSYou're truly the modern man, able to express himself and fight for what he wants. You're amazing.THE XFLDamn right I am. But, for once, that ain't my point. At least not yet. I struggle at times to deal with this crazy word. This crazy mixed up world.RHAENYSTake your time, Xavier.RENEEThis seems awfully fake.THE XFLAnd I been left asking god why did Marty have to die? Why did Cathy have to die? Why oh why do bad things happen to good people? And its something that hits home to me, because only bad things happen to me!RENEESee, see, I knew it wasn't genuine.THE XFLMy chance to get my world title back, my chance to keep on winning is hijacked by Alix then hijacked by Ivar, and turned into a fatal four way at Halloween Spectacular. If that weren't some BS I don't know what is? Wait, I do know what is, my title match getting eighty-sixed by a damn murder! When the hell has that ever happened in the history of everything? When I was sonning lames in highschool no one cancelled any game because some nigga around the way got his wig split? Did they? Hell no!RHAENYSIts not fair what they've done to you.THE XFLIts Sophie who's doing it to me. Ain't no they about it. Its one woman, who can't handle her business properly. She don't just have inmates running the aslyum, she got other inmates from other aslyum's coming in killing her existing inmates. That's some straight up bull shit! And I gotta suffer the most.RENEENo, I think the people getting killed have to suffer the most.THE XFLYou know Women's Suffering? This is XFL's Suffering!“BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!”THE XFLI'm the one being fucked over! I'm the one being denied his place in the winner's circle! I'm the one being denied his right to feast! I'm The Young Wolf and I need to eat!The XFL's emphatic statements are intrreupted by “Bombastic” and the warmly received arrival of Alix Maria Spezia and her fairy god mother, Queen Esther.You know I'm bringing bombasticI'm feeling fucking fantasticTurn up the music yeah blast itYou know I'm playing like, no more Mr. Nice GuyYou know I'm bringing bombasticI'm feeling fucking fantasticTurn up the music yeah blast itYou know I'm playing like, no more Mr. Nice GuyI'm coming for you ALIXHey, what are you doing at this place, gang?THE XFLWhat? What do you mean?ALIXYou guys are a strange combo. Aren't they strange, Queen Esther?QUEEN ESTHERThey are a motley assortment of peasants, but no stranger than the stable hands my father hired in the great winter, who resorted to eating each other when times grew lean.ALIXKinkay!THE XFLWhat's wrong with you two? Motley? Strange? We the same dudes who been killing the game for a damn long while...WE DA BEST!'BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” ALIXSomethings obviously suspicious. Your eyes are moving around like salmon before they lay eggs. You got Rhaenys preggers didn't you.RHAENYSIf only!THE XFLDamn it, you ain't gonna step out here and kill my swag when I just turnt it to a hundred trillion.QUEEN ESTHERWe must throw a baby shower!ALIXOooooh a shower, I'll get Maya's dildos with water resistant suction cups.QUEEN ESTHERDil dough? I do like trying new types of food. Tell me does it taste like dil pickles?ALIXOne of them is pickled color, that's for the pooper, but its a biggie for sure so you need to ease into that one.HEYROSSI am glad you have take this time to share your inane chatter, because as we all now can verify you are clearly out of the running for contendership for the OAOAST World Heavyweight title. Thus, we can obviously infer that The Xavier Franklin Long is the one who deserves a title shot against Colin Maguire Junior.Time will destroy everythingTime will destroy everythingTime will destroy everythingTime will destroy everything Oh, the world is roughIt's just like hoping it will swallow you right upAnd know that you're awakeThe clock is ticking and it won't stop, it don't stopThe fans cheer once more as “Time Will Destroy Everything” calls out Ivar The Cunning!IVARLet's not be so sure about that.HEYROSSMister Ivar.IVARJust Ivar will do. I had planned on remaining backstage, but if you insist on laying claim to the world title, I suppose I have to speak. Xavier, please come close so I may address you in a more personal space.THE XFLI ain't that stupid. IVARYes you are.ALIXHeheh, call the fire department because someone just got burned! Also I locked my keys in my rental car and I need help getting them out. Thanks a bunch!RHAENYSSpeaking of stupid. ALYSANNEBe nice.IVARI will come closer then.Ivar strolls down the entrance ramp, with The XFL and his crew assuming a defensive stance.IVARI wouldn't try anything rash. I'm very hungry. As for the title shot. I talked to Colin, and you're welcome to it at November Reign. But so am I. And is Alix.ALIXGoodie goodie gum drops!THE XFLMan fuck all that shit you talking. Someone knock this mother fucker all the way out!Mathis is first to move and first to fall thanks to a superkick by Ivar!“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!”RENEEYou know what has broken lose!The rest of the All XFL Team swarms the vampire, forced to use all their strength to overwhelm.COACHYo, Ivar's the baddest dude in the OAOAST Galaxy but can he handle The All XFL Team?!He doesn't have to as Alix comes in swinging a steel chair!“YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!”The XFL, the girls, and Heyross bail just Ivar lariats The Playmakers over the top rope!“YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”Brock is soon to join his allies as Alix's chair shot sends him flying over the apron. Mathis is last but refuses to back down and charges at Ivar. But for his troubles he gets brought onto the vamp's shoulders and then thrown down with a wrist clutch DVD!“YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”RENEETime Will Destory Everything!Alix and Ivar stand tall proud and awesome as The All XFL team lies in ruins or stands in fear. RENEEA huge title match booked for November Reign! COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK~!, courtesy of the OAOAST Halloween Spectacular IX: Tyler Bryant interferes during the Oscar Friberg/Blaine Cayley U.S. Title match.Backstage, OAOAST correspondent Sara Jean Underwood spoke with TYLER BRYANT (wearing sunglasses indoors like a true douche) at the world famous interview lounge. Accompanied by Lorelei and THE FLEX, Tyler explained why he interfered during the U.S. Title match at the Halloween Spectacular IX, claiming "false advertisement." TYLERYou had the OAOAST billing the Bermuda Triangle match as featuring the rising stars of the OAOAST, the future of this company. If that isn't false advertisement I don't know what is. Everybody knows I -- Tyler Bryant, Star67 -- am the future of the OAOAST. That I, Tyler Bryant, am the fastest rising young superstar in this business. Don't think so? Then why am I wearing sunglasses at night? 'Cause my future's so bright I gotta wear shades! And if anybody's got a problem with that, have their people call my people. Tyler Bryant is in demand, and available bookings are limited.LORELEI As for Blaine's remarks last week, Tyler only had one thing to say: "The guy fucks his sister. His sister!" * laughs, shakes head * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 *** Marc Bennett vs. Tyler Bryant w/ Lorelei DeCenzo & THE FLEX ***A newcomer to OAOAST airwaves, Bennett is a generic clean shaven competitor with a bodybuilder look. His opponent, Tyler Bryant, was anything but generic. With a grand entrance and charisma that stretched coast to coast, Tyler had the OAOAST Galaxy riled up with his smug pretty looks. He then made quick work of Bennett, putting him down with 0-100 for the 1-2-3.Winner: Tyler Bryant, via pinfall.After the match OAOAST officials had to restrain U.S. Champion OSCAR FRIBERG from getting to the ring. Rightfully upset over what occurred at the Halloween Spectacular IX, Oscar wanted to get his hands on Star67 who taunted the champion, telling him to quit hiding behind the refs while standing besides THE FLEX."LET THEM FIGHT!""LET THEM FIGHT!""LET THEM FIGHT!"NOVEMBER REIGNLIVE FROM BOSTON, MATHIS MONTH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 A makeshift office has been set up for TMW Commissioner LISA ANNwho is perusing mentor comments about their rookies when one of the pairs walk in. That pair is Conan CONAN “COCO” CHANELandMAYA DUNCAN BLANCHARDCOCOLisa Ann, you have ten seconds to remove this girl from my mentorship, and apologize to me for forcing her upon my person. Ten. Nine. One. Apologize. Now.LISA ANNI-MAYALisa Ann, I am a huuuuuuuuuuuge fan! You're my idol! I honestly worship the ground you orgasmed on. You've taught me so many things about life, and dicks, and anal sex, and baby oil, and tit jobs. And I loved your Top Hung scene in Brazzers, you rode that dude like a champ! I am in awe.COCOSave your blathering till your out of my sight. Which will be soon. Correct, Lisa Ann?LISA ANNI'm sorry, Conan, but Maya is your mentor. I thought it would be good considering you are former classmates from what elementary school until......COCOUntil the day we graduated high school and I swore never to stain my life by allowing her presence therewithin.MAYAHe peed himself every day for like two weeks straight in kindergarden.COCOI did not.MAYALook, Coco, its like you always say, its better to be dominated by a strong woman than to dominate week men.COCOI have never said anything like that.MAYASounds like your graduation speech as class valedictorian...or wait, I was class valedictorian. Oopsie.COCOThis is pointless. Will my request be heard?LISA ANNI heard it, Coco, and I've denied it. You two are going to have to find some way to get along.Coco certainly doesn't like the sound of that and storms off in a red fury.MAYASo tell me, Miss Lisa Ann my hero. what brand of lube do you find greases up the asshole best? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 *** 6-Man Tag Title: The 3 Amigos w/ El Hijo del Sheep vs. The Party Brigade & "The King of Bronies" Daisuke Motozaki © w/ Amberlyn Duncan ***As promised, TPB and Dice-M gave the 3 Amigos a shot at their newly won 6-Man tag title, defeating them in an action packed 10 minute bout when the King of Bronies pinned Juicy Cantu-Si following the Rainbow Dash Mash.Winners: The Party Brigade & "The King of Bronies" Daisuke Motozaki, via DQ.The guys all shook hands after the match, with the 3 Amigos leaving the ring so TPB & Dice-M could bask in the spotlight. It was then that DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW, BIG BOY & THE WARTHOG of Slaughterhouse stormed the ring to attack the champs. Their target: Dice-M.After Big Boy and Warthog took care of TPB, they set up a TABLE in the ring and assisted Deuce in delivering a POWERBOMB FROM THE SECOND ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE (retaliation for the Halloween Spectacular)!!!"BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"Suddenly the OAOAST Galaxy roared at the top of their lungs as HOOD AGAIN broke away from OAOAST officials to get back at Big Boy and Warthog (requiring even more officials to help restore order). Moments later the 3 Amigos ran out in towels and all soapy to tend to TPB and Dice-M.COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 We're in lavish and lush interview lounge where many are drinking the OAOAST troubles away. Front and center is Sara Jean with the women's tag team champions. The Sisterhood of the Rich and Famous.SARA JEANHey, everybody, Sara Jean here with the women's tag champs. Gretchen, I promise thomas, I won't talk about you doing you know what to you know what.PIERETTEShe means eating ass. Licking butt.GRETCHENI do not....I can not even fathom myself saying the words! Furthermore, take in the scent of my breath. It is mint julip and rosemary, my favorite tea. Would I own such a charming air to my breath if I were accused of the things youSARA JEANMaya gives tons of blowjobs and her breath smells like bubblegum, so that didn't prove anything.PIERETTEIts too too too bad you just can't admit what ya really really want, my anal cavity just longs and longs for your tongue to swipe it up up down down, mistress Gretchen.GRETCHENYou would be the last person on this planet I would take such actions towards! And have I not told you to stop calling me mistress?SARA JEANSo, I got your thank you card for the homecoming suggestion. You're welcome, of course. But, we all saw Holly and Malaysia interrupt your fun, and now Holly has planted a target on your back.PIERETTEIf only I could plant sweet kisses up and down the small of my mistress' spine.GRETCHENThat is more than enough out of you. Holly has spoken, she has spoken in the manner of a wretched beast, but I have heard her. And I respond with my favorite saying of all.SARA JEANA catchphrase.GRETCHENA saying.SARA JEANIts the same...nevermind, just continue.GRETCHENI say, Holly, ladies do not start fights, but we certainly can finish them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 *** TMW: Gory Dragan vs. Pete-O ***Before the match, Pete grabbed the mic to rally the OAOAST Galaxy behind him, reminding them he won a fan entry contest to earn his spot in the tournament. PETE-OI'm one of you!"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"PETE-O COACHSeems like the people aren't too fond of Pete-O. RENEEWell he is a weird guy. Earlier today I caught him staring at my high school yearbook photo! Which he wanted me to kiss with a special lipstick he brought!COACHWhaaa...?RENEENo different than an autograph he said. (scoffs)I beg to differ!Gory's OAOAST mentor Big Papa Thrust snatched the mic and asked Pete if he believed in magic. Pete nods enthusiastically.GORYThen I have a great trick for you, friend. I'm gonna beat you so bad you're only gonna like girls over the legal limit when it's all over!PETE You're freaking me out, man. GORYThat's why they call me... the Mindfreakazoid. *points to head, twirls fingers*BIG PAPA THRUSTBeat his ass!Gory pounced on Pete early, forcing him to seek shelter in the corner. RENEEI bet Pete regrets finding a way around his ban from live OAOAST events. Things aren't looking too good for him right now.COACHProbably wishes he was back at home watching on television rather than being in the ring. Just as defeat seems near for Pete, he lures Gory to the corner, prompting the ref to come over as well. It's then that Pete sneaks in a LOW BLOW, executes a double-leg takedown and covers Gory with his FEET ON THE ROPES!ONE!TWO!THR-- NO!BPT rushes over to breakup the pin, knocking Pete's feet off the ropes.PETE-O BIG PAPA THRUSTFuck no! It ain't goin' down like that!Southern Immorality (well, two-thirds of them at least, as Lucius Soul is conspicuous by absence) are none too happy with BPT but aren't foolish to start shit with him. Instead the match continues with Pete making an inverted Diamond Cutter hand gesture, except he makes a loud GRUNT rather than go "BANG!" COACHAre we gonna see it, baby girl? Is Pete gonna -- and I'm not making this up -- To Catch A Predator?Pete goes for the cutter, but Gory counters with a school boy into a superkick...RENEEEvidence On Fire!... followed by an Unprettier into a bulldog!COACHDo Not Go Gentle!The cover.ONE!TWO!THREE!!!Winner: Gory Dragan, via pinfall.COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Backstage in one of the locker rooms we see 24/7 champion, Nathaniel Black polishing his title belt, when he gets approached by the thuggish duo of the Kings of the Heap.SCOURGEAy, there's the lad.BLACKWot do ya want?RAYDERSuppose ya read our invitation. Sloppay Joe got a thin' of caligraphy,'at one.SCOURGEEh, takes all kinds to make a world.RAYDERWe gave ya wee bit o' time so what do ya say?BLACKYa 'ant me ta join The Menagerie.SCOURGEIt'd be a shan if ya dinnae do it.RAYDERShan as fuck.SCOURGEShan as fuck.BLACKYes, we used ter be muckers. Used ter be. But yer two 'ave changedRAYDERAv, we now. I dinnae see it.SCOURGEI dinnae see it either.BLACKYer used ter be 'onorable men. Now yor scum of the earff.RAYDERAy can see ya wee bit scunnert with us. But with all the killings and such around here...SCOURGEYa need scum of the earff on your team.RAYDERDon't be crazy, give it some thought, lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 *** Keyboard Warriors (Cena Nuff & Wiggolo Gigolo) vs. Spencer Reiger & Gloss ***In preparation for their tag match against Blaine and Samantha Cayley at November Reign, Spencer and Gloss took on the anonymous masked Keyboard Warriors, defeating them with ease after a Reiger Counter from Spencer as Gloss applied the Fang Bang on Cena Nuff.Winners: Spencer Reiger & Gloss, via pinfall.RENEEAlright, fans, we've got a scorching hot look at a recent photshoot Kriata did for OAOAST Magazine! Let's take a long look.CABO SAN LUCASOur view is a sunny, gorgeous and awesome beach of Cabo San Lucas, who hosts the awesome, sunny and bikini clad gorgeous Hottie of Krista Isadora Duncan.KRISTAHola! I'm Krista Isadora Duncan here in Cabo San Lucas, shooting for my centerfold in OAOAST magazine, and I'll see you on newstands and then in your bathroom, perverts.We cut to a scene of Krista striking some poses in an outdoor door showerKRISTAEveryone is sweating.MAKEUPIts hot out here, Krista.KRISTASweatings gross so I don't do it.We cut to a scene of Krista in the cabana, in a one piece bikini, getting oil applied all over her body, the oil lady starts to focus on her thick and tanned glutes.KRISTAWe gotta work with what we got here.OIL LADYAnd you've got a lot of butt!KRISTAI think I was born with a big butt. The doctor didn't spank a baby butt, he spanked a donk.OIL LADYKRISTAAlright, baby hit the boobs!OIL LADYWow!KRISTADon't be shy, I'm gonna be grabbing your boobs later, baby.OIL LADYHelp yourself, sweetie!KRISTAOh, honey, I intend to.Krista is on a recliner in the cabana, getting her womanscaping done by the makeup lady....KRISTAThe craziest thing I've done so far on this trip is meth. No I'm kidding, I'm not Alix's dad. Or her grand dad. Or her aunts. Or her cousin. Or really anyone from the Spezia blood line. No, the craziest thing I've done is grow a bush! Alix got the big book of vaginas and I found an awesome line up, but they're making me shave it, so sad.Now we're on the beach where Krista is striking a hot pose, showing off her lean and hard figure not to mention those giant knockers of hers.Krista takes a moment to look up and notices a most curious sight floating through the sky.KRISTAIs that a parachute?MAKEUPDo you have a stalker?KRISTADoes any one have a shotgun? Shoot them out the air? Or maybe a katana to stab them the exact moment they land? That would be quite the sight! A bonus for the blu-ray.As the parachute gets closer we see thats its BILL BLASKY attorney at law descending upon Krista.I should also note he's wearing a three piece navy suit!PHOTOGRAPHERHe's interrupting the shoot.KRISTAI'm glad you all see him, because this means Alix hasn't spiked my drink, and won't be leaving me in the company of any bikers.Suit, loafers and all, Bill Blasky proves to be a perfect paratrooper as he comes down right in the Pacific ocean next to Krista.KRISTAI don't need a katana I'll just use my middle finger to shove inside his asshole and force him undeground and drown him. I would have done it to Ned last week but a rerun of Fresh Prince where Will was trapped in a closet during an earth quake was on.BILL BLASKYI wouldn't attack me if I were you. I am Bill Blasky, attorney at law.KRISTAOh, honey, of course you are. But, getting your law degree from the shady Mexican working above the Save N Tan makes me your question your legal acumen.BILL BLASKYNo need to question these papers I'm serving you.Bill pulls out group of folded up papers and passes them over to Krista.BILL BLASKYYou are now being sued by Logan Mann for the sum of fifteen million dollars for assault, for emotional damages, for libel, for slander, and for hate crimes.KRISTAHate crimes?BILL BLASKYYou called him the N word.KRISTAIts going to be a hate crime when I string you up to a mango tree by your small intestines.BILL BLASKYI wouldn't do that if I were you. If you're interested in settling this lawsuit, please have your lawyers call mine.Krista crumbles up the papers and tosses them in the ocean with fury playing across her face.BILL BLASKYYou look very pretty.KRISTAGo away.BILL BLASKY….I don't have a ride.KRISTAJewish Jesus. Someone take Lionel Hutz home! A production assistant comes to escort Bill Blasky off, with Krista staying behind to contemplate her next move.COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) In the hallways of the arena, the black trenchcoat clad, Agent Augeur takes long deliberate strides towards the entry position. His mentor, Biffman, is soon to catch up with him.BIFFMANCitizen Agent Augeur its a pleasure to mentor you. I was hoping I might offer you strategy for your match tonight.AGENT AUGEUR…....BIFFMANCitizen Agent?AGENT AUGEURSave your advice...for when you're really gonna need it. And with that the two men walk in silence.***TMW: Conan “Coco” Chanel Vs Agent Augeur***COACHI still remember this Coco dude's smear campaign on Maya when they were running for eighth grade class presidents.RENEECoco is an interesting guy, he's from the famous Chanel family, so all his moves are named after fragrances. And Augeur is a former TMW HARD title holder, so this is a marquee match up.The two rookies came together with a lockup, and tangled over headlocks and arm wrenches. Agent Augeur got the upperhand in the end, which did not sit well with Coco.MAYAHey, its no shame in being one upped by a cosplayer, I just had a client that paid 800 dollars to dress up as Waluigi and paddle me while I wore cotton panties. You're cool.COCOYou are such an insufferable twit.The two men came together for another lockup and this one ended with Coco being shoved to the ropes. When he bounded back he was arm dragged, and forced into a series of ever changing arm submissions.BIFFMANWell done Citizen Agent Augeur.AGENT AUGEURMeanignless words.MAYAHey, buddy, Coco and I have the market on mentor-rookie disdain so you better come up with another shtick, or you'll be playing Ryback's gay cousin if I have anything to say about your future.AGENT AUGEURAgain. Meaningless words. Empty promises. Dull threats.COCOStop talking.Coco ran at the Agent and had to duck a lariat. But he made good as he came off the ropes and nailed him with a head scissors DDT! RENEEHypnotic Poison!Surprisingly, Agent Augeur shook off the attack and started trading knife edge chops with Coco. Coco found paydirt with dropsault, but only got two. And when the Agent stood up he hit Coco with an unexpected package fall away slam.RENEEThat's called System Failure.Biffman was about to encourage his rookie, but thought better of it and remained silence. Instead he watched him ascend to the top rope and try a phoenix splash. Try and fail as Coco moved out the way. Coco pounced on his foe and hit a series of neckbreakers that were proceeded by a Regalplex.RENEEAnd that is Nirvana Black!That hard hitting suplex gleaned a two count from referee Shawn Stasiak and frustration from Coco. Then Coco got up and close and personal with Stasiak when Agent Augeur shoved Coco into him! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”MAYAPlanet Stasiak is craziak!Augeur then swept Coco onto his shoulders and executed a death valley driver. Stasiak was left with no choice but to count, and Coco still managed to kickout!COACHYo, this match is damn good.Biffman looked on disapprovingly as Agent Augeur blatantly started to remove the turnbuckle posts. Referee Stasiak of course stopped him, but with that distraction, Coco decided to just punt his opponent in the balls!“OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!”BIFFMANStunned, the agent was left victimized by multipule curb stomps from Coco! RENEEThose things are called Black Opium!MAYALetting out the rage over fact you didn't get to go to prom with me. Very good.COCOI would never go to prom with you.MAYAI would've given you the blow job of a lifetime.COCOStop talking.Coco settled into a pin on his opponent and took him a win in his first match on HeldDOWN~!Winner: Coco Chanel, via pinfallMaya applauded her rookie, though Coco wasn't happy with her hovering or her raising his hand. Elsewhere Biffman tried to help his rookie to his feet, and was pitched through the second ropes by the agent for his troubles!“BBBBBOOOOOOOOO!”RENEEHey! What was that about?AGENT AUGEURWaste your kindness on someone else, hero. COMMERCIAL Edited November 17, 2015 by SwiftGangSexToy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted November 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Inside Colin's dressing room, we find the world champion with a personal moment, typing on his laptop.COLINI never meant to let you in. But then I should not have kissed you. Not the first time. Certainly not the second. But there is a light in you so bright it makes me feel like the man I wish I was. And the man that I've become. I am chained by certain hungers. You know what I do. I hunt. I feed. I kill. But I can love. As I love you.Colin's words are interrupted by his mother entering the room, clearly curious as to what he's up to.ANGELWhat are you writing?COLINIt is none of your business.ANGELWhy are you so stand offish to me all the time?COLINYour constantly hovering about my affairs-ANGELHold on, I am your mother. Hovering is my job.COLINI survived this long with your brand of helicopter parenting-ANGELSurvived? You were killed! Killed by the woman you love. You survived? You died! And I watched you die! And if it hadn't been for Ivar, you...I would be on the other side watching over your grave! And then, your father seeks to do what Lyric could not, all these incidents over a years time and I, your god damn mother, am supposed to feel guilty for fretting about your safety?Colin face softens as seemingly does his heart.COLINI was writing a letter to Amber.ANGELThe mother of your child.COLINIt is folly. She has a husband, and with my son, they make a family. Something, I shall never have.ANGELColin...COLINDo you have business with me besides of course sometimes needed over-protection.Angel sighs but allows Colin to have change of subject.ANGELThe murders. Don't you think its odd that we haven't heard a single cause of death yet? The sound of the door pushing open turns mom and son's head to the doorway, where a male audio tech enters with a letter.COLINCalvin? Who has given you license to invade my quarters?Ignoring Calvin with kind of a dead air, Calvin pulls out a neatly written.CALVINDictated but not read: “Colin Maguire Junior, you are to hand over your son, Jackson, to the unsigned, or else further deaths shall occur. Let this be your final warning.”Calvin tosses the note aside, assumes a knife from his pocket. Even Colin's fast vampire speed isn't speed enough to stop him from drilling directly into his heart, killing him instantly.ANGELNo! No! No! Colin looks on horrified, his body trembling from the message, the sight, the deceased before him.COLINI will protect my son. FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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