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* DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA *

Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid's shock and delight.

 

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THE OAOAST... WHAT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD IS READING~!

TONIGHT!

We open on a BEACH where instead of sand castles we see   OAOAST superstars made out of sand! Each paired off with their respective opponents on tonight's card. Then a TIDAL WAVE~! washes the figures away, covering the screen and leaving the AS logo dripping behind.

ANGLESLAM

BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! 
B O O M ~!

 

One of the entrances for the arena has become more than a point of egress and ingreess, its become a staging ground for the chase for the Gangbang record! On the scene in front of a crowd of men, and the Sunray fluffers is Sara Jean Underwood!

SARA JEAN
Hey everybody, welcome to OAOAST AngleSlam 2k15! Sara Jean here right on the scene for the first ever mother-daughter gangbang contest! Krista and Maya are on the hunt to have sex with over nine hundred men. Can you believe it? If you can't take a look at these studs line up! They've come from all over the world to hook up with the hottest mother-daughter combo in the world.

MAN IN CROWD
Liverpool!

SARA JEAN
See what I mean? This event is sponsored by Sunrise, Sunshine Yukno has so graciously offered her Sunrays as fluffers.

Sara Jean goes to talk with Annagret, but is beaten to the punch by Cinnamon!

CINNAMON
Sister!

ANNAGRET
Hey, hey, quit identifying us as related in public!

CINNAMON
Evil lurks about this gangbang! We must protect the innocents at all costs, it is our sworn duty as Norse deities

ANNAGRET
First up, I'm the only deity, you're a soldier with a flying horse. Speaking of, go fuck him or something.

CINNAMON
I think he's seeing a mare on the side!

ANNAGRET
Ugh, you can't even maintain a relationship with a horse. This is Maya's day so don't ruin it.

CINNAMON
On the contrary, I intend on saving it. Onward-ho!

SARA JEAN
Why don't we turn it over to Terry Taylor?

The view cuts elsewhere down the line where Dasha and December stand in front of a group of guys with Terry Taylor with them.

TAYLOR
Dasha, December, can you explain to me what your role is tonight?


DASHA
Dasha and December get the charging for fluffing this group. We keep them good and hard hard for Maya and Krista. But, goodest best bet for big money I do all workings because I get paired with slow poke.

DECEMBER
…..
Ah, were you talking about me?

DASHA
I'm not doing the seeing of other fluffer

DECEMBER
…....
I'm not slow
….....
Am I?

TAYLOR
No comment. Let's meet some of the guys? Sir, where are you from?

MAN 1
From San Diego!

TAYLOR
A trip up the 405, great. Is this your first gangbang?

MAN 1
It is!

TAYLOR
Are you nervous?

MAN 1
Sure. Its not everyday you get to get with hot women like this.

TAYLOR
Maya or Krista who do you want to get with?

MAN 1
Both!

TAYLOR
Hahah, good luck, sir! Sara Jean, back to you?

Elsewhere in the center of the scene, there are two beds side by side. In front of them are Sara Jean Underwood and Megan Skye and Sunshine Yukino.

SARA JEAN
Back again with Madame Sunshine Yukino and her assistant madame Megan Skye. Its a big day for Sunrise.

MEAGAN
Absolutely but tis something we've been looking forward to. And from the looks of it the OAOAST Galaxy is also!

SUNSHINE YUKINO
This my doing, only me make possible. No one else. Just me. Me, me, me.

MEGAN
This wasn't even your idea.

SUNSHINE YUKINO
IT DOESN'T MATTER!

MEGAN
Okay, okay, calm down.

QUEEN ESTHER (OS)
Excuse me please!

Queen Esther shows up, with the aid of a cane, made necessary by her use of a blindfold.

SARA JEAN
Hey, Esther, what's with the blindfold?

QUEEN ESTHER
I shant expose my eyes to excessive premarital fornication!

MEGAN
What brings you here then?

QUEEN ESTHER
As Krista's fairy god mother, I must make certain she and her daughter are treated with kindness and good faith.

MEGAN
Kind of hard to do in a blind fold.

QUEEN ESTHER
That is why I have enlisted my blue jay friends to be my eyes on the scene.

YUKINO
Hmmmm. Someone get Bobbi, she need to clean bird poop.

MEGAN
She's the women's champion.

YUKINO
I NOT CARE!

SARA JEAN
It looks likes its going to be an exciting event! Let's take it to Sofa Central!

 

We pan around the SOLD OUT crowd where members of the OAOAST Galaxy hold their signs and mug for the camera.

LIVE

LOS ANGELES

Swoop over to R&C at Sofa Central.

RENEE

Live from the one and only entertainment capital of the world, we welcome you to ANGLESLAM!

COACH

Yeah. And since you've already bought the show -- hopefully legally -- then you know what's on tap. So let's get this party started!

RENEE

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Two oversized loving cup trophies stood outside the ring next to an even LARGER trophy place in between.

COACH

This is it, baby girl! After 2 months we have reached the end of the OAOAST Iron Man Tag Team Title Tournament!

RENEE

The Challenge Finale begins right now!

Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" blasted through the speakers as the teams who participated in The Challenge surrounded the ring sporting their tournament issued track suits (available now on OAOASTSHOP.COM, so even you could express your fandom for the Scumbag Reformation Project should you wish). All except one -- the Christ Air Express.

RENEE

And yet again the CAE remain M.I.A. It's like they've dropped off the face of the Earth. I mean I understand their disappoint being eliminated from The Challenge on the final night of group play, especially when they controlled their own fate, but life goes on.

The finalists were introduced next. First the Playmakers, accompanied by the entire All XFL Team, and then Hood Again with their uncle/hype man Marcellus of South Central Militia infamy.

RENEE

It was on the 4th of July when Hood Again accepted The Challenge, vacating the OAOAST tag team championship so that it may be placed up for grabs in a round-robin tournament to unlock a half million dollars cash bonus.

COACH

Talk about high risk/high reward. For a while it seemed like their decision would blow up in their face, but key late wins and some luck -- bad luck if you're the CAE -- got them to this: the chance to re-claim the goal and take home the cash.

RENEE

The Playmakers, meanwhile, dominated staying unbeaten for many weeks. Some were surprised by their success in the tournament but not Rick Heyross who from the very beginning stated the Playmakers were built for something like The Challenge.

COACH

Can't argue with results.

The other teams in the tournament took a knee or stood near the security barrier for the duration of the match. All wanted a front row seat to witness this OAOAST history making event, including the X.F.L. and Brock Ausstin who cheered on the Playmakers, although the ref was quick to instruct them not to get involved or they'd be ejected.

*** The Challenge Finale: The Playmakers w/ Rick Heyross vs. Hood Again w/ Marcellus ***

FYI: As stated at the start of the tournament, the finale has a special 30 minute time limit.

In a hard fought battle contested man to man -- no BS, etc -- Hood Again's gamble accepting The Challenge paid off as they regained the OAOAST tag team championship in addition to the $500,000 cash bonus. Victory came after an Isolated Incident left Charlie Moss laying for the 1-2-3.

Winners: Hood Again, via pinfall. New champions & $500,000 richer!

Crushed, the Playmakers were consoled by their All XFL Team stablemates. They also received dap from Hood Again, who offered their hand in a sign of respect. The Playmakers accepted and both teams were showered with a round of applause from the OAOAST Galaxy.

RENEE

What a moment!

COACH

What a tournament!

Outside, the other Challenge teams applauded as well, except for the Scumbag Reformation Project who pouted.

THE RIZZO

Do you know what we could've done with all that dough?

ANSON

Bakin' Riz. Bakin'.

OAOAST Original and Hall of Famer Tony Brannigan shook the hands of Hood Again and then awarded them their trophies. The smaller, albeit still big ones, for them individually and the larger trophy for the team which they give to their uncle Marcellus.

RENEE

How about that show of respect from Moses and Kawhi to their uncle, giving him the trophy?

COACH

Pretty cool moment. Dude overcame a lot to get back to the OAOAST.

Next came the check presentation. An oversized check.

HOOD AGAIN & MARCELLUS

:huh:

They shoved the check in Brannigan's chest and said...

HOOD AGAIN & MARCELLUS

Cash only!

BRANNIGAN

:lol:

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We're back at the Gangbang with the crowd a buzz and also pantless, some of them are already being sucked off by the fluffers. Others watch the sexy Sara Jean step to the forefront.

SARA JEAN
Alright, everybody! Its time to smash a record, the world gangbang record!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!”

SARA JEAN
So please give it up to our two contestants, the hottest mother and daughter combo in porn, in wrestling and in the world, Krista and Maya!

Applause, hoots and hollers, greet the arriving mother-daughter fuck team of Krista and Maya. The Duncan's are bare ass naked, their huge boobs on display and their booties jiggling as they walk

MAYA
Time to fuck some cocks and get hella sweaty!

KRISTA
My daughter and I fucked uh...what's his name again?

MAYA
Badass Jack?

KRISTA
We fucked him when we arrived to the arena.  But the poor sweetie is just one man and he couldn't   produce enough cum for us. I asked the restaurant staff around the luxury boxes if they could make us a special cum-loaded menu for tonight. I left them with a few photos of me to wank over so they could collect the cum for me. Unfortunately I sucked them all dry this morning and didn't give them enough time to recover. They've tried to help but, after all, there's only eight of them... I wonder if any of you gentlemen would be so kind as to donate your sperm for our family dinner.

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!”

Maya and Krista exchange a kiss and then take their positions on their respective platforms.

SARA JEAN
Let the gangbang...begin!

Krista is entered from behind by a gangly teenager (eighteen of course!), while her daughter sits atop the cock of a man in his mid forties. Maya feels the penis of the elder gentlemen sliding through her pussy like a knife through butter, and lodging itself into her sweet cunt.

KRISTA
Hard! Fuck mama HARD! Hurry! Fill me up!

The teenager damn near loses his mind upon entry into Krista's waiting fuck hole. The moment he feels  her snatch clamp upon his rod, he begins a wild, incoherent pounding of the elder woman. There's certainly no grace, no love making style in this. He simply slams his throbbing member into her quickly moistening pussy as fast as his rangy body will allow

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MAYA
Mmmm yeah, stuff my teenage cunt, mister!

Truth be told, the old man doesn't have to do much of anything besides lie there and let Maya take a furious ride on his dick. He wants to enjoy this hot teenager bucking and grinding on him, pulling his penis into love hole, so he strains not to cum. Its a damn hard task, given that Maya wirthes and wiggles her hot teenage body all over his waist, slamming his pecker around inside her.

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The poor man can endure no more and unleases a massive amount of splooge into Maya!

MAYA
Thanks for the cum , mister! :)

The man sheepishly gets up, and walks off, only to be approached by Sara Jean!

SARA JEAN
Hey, that was a good pop in Maya did you eat anything to make that happen?

MAN 1
OAOPre, its usually a pre workout but man what a side effect!

SARA JEAN
Yeah so is increased blood pressure and an enlarged heart!

The mother in the mother daughter gang bang is still in the doggy style position, but being fucked by a brand new guy! We can see the previous guy's sperm seeping out of Krista's vagina with each thrust this new guy takes. He performs short jerky movements, too afraid and too pussy hungry to let his dick not stay resting in Krista's hot cum filled hole.

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KRISTA
Holy mother of cock that's good dick, that's good dick!

Energetic beyond belief, Maya is riding another pecker. She thrusts herself up and down on the rod of a man in his early thirties, pumping herself violently with his chubby erection. She feels it sloshing around in her muff, jiggling juices made by her and left behind by the forty five year old who just rammed her out. But what she really likes best is the feel of his pubic hair tickling the bottom of her inner thighs. Its a rare treat given how many shaved guys she fucks. Up and down or slutty teenage heroine goes, massaging her cunt on pubic hair and filling herself with the rod of a total stranger she'll never see again!

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MAYA
Holy 5grand mother of cock, baby!

Right next to Maya, Krista is already on her fifth guy. She's panting, grunting and moaning as her pussy is impaled on huge fuck rod of a man in his late twenties. The man watches hypnotized as Krista's tight and toned body bounces on his meat, her pussy walls being attacked and pummeled by the girth of his rod. All he can do is sit there in a stupor, in disbelief that this thick ass gorgeous MILF is really fucking him in front of thousands of onlookers. And Krista certainly is fucking him, crushing his thighs with her own muscular ones and sqeeuzing the ever loving life out his rod, turning this man into her personal fuck toy.

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KRISTA
Cum for mommy dearest, cum inside mommy's tight little cunt, shoot your baby batter inside me!

And that's just what the man does, shooting his jizz through Krista's fallopian tubes all the way up inside her. But that doesn't stop our horny mother of two! As the other men watch, Krista continues to ride her man until every last bit of cum is drained from his dick.

Next to Krista, Maya is on her knees being fucked by a man old enough to be her grandfather. Is it her grandfather? No, for once we don't go for the incest. But the old man is giving Maya as much pounding as his haggard bones can give her. Shockingly that's quite a demanding fucking for our teenagee slut, taking its tole on Maya who's soaked in her own sweat. Maya is screaming and hollering, brought to passionate bliss by the rough treatment of the senior citizen. He fucks her as if she were an animal, drilling her from behind without regard for her comfort. He also treats her like a common whore, slapping her ass and even fingering her asshole, which Maya just loves!

MAYA
Oohooooh my asshole, my asshole! I didn't know you were into that!

See?

Terry Taylor senses a scoop and comes over for an interview

TAYLOR
So do you two know each other?

MAYA
Hell yeah this was my tenth grade chem teacher, Mister Anthony. I thought you were gay?

MISTER ANTHONY
I am.

MAYA and TAYLOR
:huh:

MISTER ANTHONY
But I couldn't pass up a chance to cum inside my A student! Speaking of!

MAYA
Ooooh Mister Anthony you pervy old man! :)

Krista is on her back, like a traditional whore, which she is anything but!  Still it gives her a chance to relax as a college student from USC pumps his frat boy meat into her finely aged MILF pussy. Not quite as penile endowed as the others, he doesn't give her the stuffed feeling the motherly ho craves and yearns for. But looking at this kid living out his celebrity fuck fantasies is enough to cause Krista's cunt to spasm with orgasms, pouring rivers of pussy juice around the young man's dick. As Krista comes down from orgasm, Sara Jean comes to interview her.

SARAS JEAN
Krista, how's your uh...vagina?

KRISTA
Full of dick!

SARA JEAN
Its gotta be sore.

KRISTA
No way, Sara Jean, my vagina has had a bowling pin in it before. This is nothing.

SARA JEAN
:o
So do you like these guys?

KRISTA
They're all such great guys!

SARA JEAN
How does the sperm feel?

KRISTA
You know, its icing on the cake and the cake is a stack of a thousand dicks!

SARA JEAN
Okay, everybody we'll have more from the Gangbang soon! Back to the action in the ring!

 

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***Pretty Young Money (Phecda, Al Houd and Melissa Nerdly) Vs The Team of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Molly Nerdly***

RENEE
So this is mixed tag rules, and it looks like we've got Molly starting off against Melissa.

Molly showed some rare fire by decking Melissa with a punch, then going over and slapping both Phecda and Al Houd!

“YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!”

Melissa recovered and tried to hit Molly with her Hell on Heels kick, but wound up nailing Phecda instead!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAA!”

Molly pounded on Melissa for a while, incurring numerous warnings from referee Nunzio. Molly even shoved the official away, which nearly got her disqualified.

COACH
Its that time of month for Molly! Or she's just snapped!

Simon came in to face off against Al Houd. The two worked various chain wrestling sequences, until Al Houd came in and rocked Simon with a diving lariat! This brought in Teddy, who missed a shoulder tackle and bumped Melissa off the apron!

CROWD
:o

AL HOUD
Punishment.

Al Houd nailed Teddy with a body lift facebuster known as The Northern Claw. He then battered him with stomps to face, bloodying his nose.

RENEE
I mean that was an accident by Teddy.

Phecda attened to Melissa, while Al Houd fought against Simon and Teddy. When Phecda did return he dropped Simon with a butterfly slam.

RENEE
That's called Broken Wings!

Simon did escape the repeated assaults of the heels and got the hot tag to Teddy. Using his brawling ability, Teddy handled himself excellently against Pretty Young Money. But when he tried to hit Al Houd with a Buck The Trend, Phecda blasted him right in the face with a Polish Hammer! This caused Teddy to drop Al Houd on himself in a pin that cost him the match!

Winner: Pretty Young Money, via pinfall

RENEE
Wow! That's a huge upset! A huge, huge upset! Who saw that coming?

COACH
I'm sure Phecda and Al Houd never had any doubt.

Post-match, Phecda and Al Houd gave all the credit to Melissa, who of course was more than happy to accept it.

TMW:REVOLUTION

COMING IN OCTOBER!

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***24/7 Title: Badass Jack Vs Nathaniel Black Vs Remy Bazil Vs Sloppy Joe***
 

Jack and sloppy paired off for a brawl outside, with Remy and Black fighting in ring. Remy thought he could hang with the Brit but Black kept tying him up and snaring him in holds.

"THATS GOOD WRESTLING! THATS GOOD WRESTLING! THATS GOOD WRESTLING!"

Sloppy returned to the ring to breakup a pin Black had, and tossed him out the ring. He and Jack teamed up and slammed Black onto the steel steps. Then Remy took them both out with a plancha!

RENEE
Smooth sailing from the king of sleaze.

Remy drop toe held Jack against the announce desk for a two count and a busted lip for Jack. Black then came back and started wailing on both Jack and Remy. He even back body dropped Remy into the crowd.

"GOODBYE REMY! GOODBYE REMY! GOODBYE REMY"

Sloppy brought in a steel chair and swatted Black in the back but only got a two count. Then Jack tossed Sloppy into the ring, and the two brawled. Jack tried for a Country Strong pile driver but Black hit him with a Black lariat! Sloppy caught a Black lariat as well, and Remy did when he entered he ring. That spelled the end as Black pinned Remy to win his first OAOAST singled title!

Winner: Nathaniel Black, via pin fall

RENEE
After eleven years in the OAOAST, Nathaniel Black finally has a singles belt to call his!
 
"YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!" The LA fans sing to Nat Black as he raises his newly won title.

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We're back at the GangBang which is full frantic fucking swing! Wheeling some treats onto the scene is Pete-O, who's greeted by Terry Taylor.

TAYLOR
Pete! Looks like you've brought some tasty goodies for-

PETE-O
All the pretty little ladies!

TAYLOR
Well, I don't think you'll find many of them here. But I bet the guys would appreciate-

PETE-O
I need to get out of here pronto!

TAYLOR
You just got here.

PETE-O
I needed to leave before I got here. This place is hell! Where's the girls?

TAYLOR
There's fluffers and Maya and Krista.

PETE-O
Annagret and Maya are teenagers, but they're well out of tenth grade...

TAYLOR
:huh:

On to the actual gang bang! A burly black man in his thirties has his fat choclate cock pointing from his waist and rammed inside Krista's cunt.

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Its the kind of dick Annagret goes wild for, and she's actually watching jealous as Krista is impaling herself with wanton fury on the dark meat. An intent expression rests on Krista's face, as she takes fast bounces on this dick that stuffs her oh so well. She's begging it to make her cum and cum hard with the way her cunt strokes it, but it seems like its going to cum before she does!

KRISTA
Its huge baby! I want this dick everyday!

Alas, Krista's time with this mammoth black missile is at an end as it dumps a mammoth amount of white jizz into her well fucked vagina. Krista thanks the man with a kiss, and gets a break from the fucking due to a Sara Jean interview.

SARA JEAN
Krista, how many guys have you and Maya had sex with so far?

KRISTA
I've fucked twenty four and my little girl has done twenty six. I'd be closer if Cinnamon didn't bother me snooping around here with a magnifying class. Do your gyno exam on someone else, Valkyrie!

SARA JEAN
There's still a lot more guys to go.

KRISTA
My pussy can't wait. Maybe my mouth can't wait either!

SARA JEAN
I bet it can't!

Maya's leaky sperm filled cunt is stretched to an absurd level by the fattest dick in town. It belongs to a fifty year old man, a handsome dude, but who cares what he looks like? Maya is riding on top of him, expanding her pussy walls to the point of breaking, shattering her own cervix on this monster man meat that rails into her. The man helps her out by thrusting upwards, the both of them working to make an absurd sight of the teenage slut's stretched fuck hole.

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MAYA
Oh my god, mister pervert, open that tight teenage pussy!

SARA JEAN
Pretty sure it already is!

On her back again like a common whore, Krista gasps as as twenty one year old's dick is thrust inside her well lubricated hole. Her cunt envelops the throbbing member, with her sticky sweaty flesh hitting against the waist of this man young enough to be her son. Their flesh meats with a satisfying smack, but the real satisfaction for the MILF is having another cock to cream inside her vagina. Krista leans back and watches with eyes bugging out as the dick penetrates her hot MILF hole, mixing up all the good juices inside her.

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KRISTA
You know how to fuck your mama, don't you, sweetums? Don't you? And you know how to cum inside her horny slut hole too! :)

Elsewhere, Terry Taylor is interviewing Annagret, who's wiping semen off her lips.

TAYLOR
Annagret, how many dicks have you sucked so far?

ANNAGRET
Jeez, who can count. I accidentally sucked off a white guy. Can you believe that?

TAYLOR
Was that your first time?

ANNAGRET
Hell yeah, and it was so gross. I'm never doing that again in a million years, I'll suck Cinnamon's horse before I do that again!

TAYLOR
Speaking of, she's been snooping around lately, trying to root this unnamed evil.

ANNAGRET
Ugh! Security needs to escort her to Nifelhiem and leave her there!

Back at the gangbang we have a line cutter! But no one dares say anything, due to this line cutter's withering glare, fine lifted ass, and beautiful GILF breasts. I'm talking about the legendary matriarch of the Duncan family. Genevieve Duncan! While all who see are half mouth held agape, Krista stares  at the strap on her waist and panics.

KRISTA
You...you...can't be here! This is a gangbang!

GENEVIEVE
Though you have no right to question where or where I can not be, I shall humour you. It is because it is a gangbang that is the precise reason I can be present.

KRISTA
But, but...

GENEVIEVE
I have perused the rules of this affair and there is no rule that states a female can not bring a strap on and participate.

KRISTA
But, but.

GENEVIEVE
I'm already mad with you for no real appropriate reason. Luckily for you I've been thinking about your fat ass all day long and I just can't wait any longer to bury this strap on in it. Now stick that ass out and start begging for this cock up your big fat ass, and you'd better make everyone present believe you want it!

KRISTA
Make me your bitch mommy! Fuck my big fat ass and make me your bitch. I want your cock in my ass mommy, I want it inside my ass sooooooooo bad, mmmmmmmmm, please fuck me there.

The men stand in shock, erect hard shock at the sound of a daughter urging her mother to fuck her in the ass!

KRISTA
Fuck me in the ass like the dirty little anal whore I now am. Ohhhhhhhhh shit, you made me an anal whore, now treat me like one dammit! Fuck me where the sun don't shine! Stick your cock straight up my big fat ass and fuck me like I'm your bitch!

GENEVIEVE
Will everyone listen to this foolishness? Silly girl, you are my bitch! Since she's forgetten I ought to remind her? Yes?

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!”

With that Genevieve licks her lips and pushed forwards as slowly as possible, savouring the sight of the her elder daughter's back door slowly opening up for her. When that big toy finally slipped into Krista's forbidden hole a few seconds later, which felt like hours, both Duncan let out a cry which was way too loud even for an arena hallway, Genevieve letting out a giggle partly because of how loudly they had just cried out.

GENEVIEVE
Oh God, that's so beautiful. A wrestler with her bitch ass getting penetrated. But why should I have all the fun? Daughter, start backing that ass up. Mmmmmm, I want you to swallow my dick with your slutty little dyke ass, then I want you to show me how much you loved that cock up your butt by riding it. Ohhhhhhhh yeah, I want my daughter to ride my dick, bounce that big fat ass of hers up and down my cock and prove to me that she understands that she's nothing but an anal whore and most importantly of all my little lesbian anal bitch!

And sure enough Krista starts pushing herself back against mommy's cock, slowly taking inch after inch until she has a good half of the dildo in her big booty. Then she starts bouncing back and forth, her juicy cheeks jiggling ever so slightly from the force of the gentle thrusting.

GENEVIEVE
Yee haw, daughter, ride them cow girl. Heheh!

Anyone with an ounce of self-respect would have told Genevieve to shut it, but Krista just whimpers and keeps bouncing her fat ass on her mom;s dick again making Genevieve giggle with delight/feel like she was going to cum. Honestly, could there be another woman out there more perfect for her than her daughter? Cute as a button, check. Tough as nails. check. Big fat ass, check. Totally submissive, 1000 times check. Genevieve had never met anyone this submissive, and she could tell all it would take was a little training and Krista would be the most submissive bitch ever.

Krita for sure feels like a slave right now, a slave to her need for a cock up her ass. It doesn't  feel like a desire, something she merely wanted, oh no, it felt like she needed that big thick dildo up her butt like she needed to eat. And oh God, was her big butt starving for dick right now, hungrily gobbling up inch after inch of dildo like a shameless cock sucker. It even felt like a mouth to her, swallowing up the cock with every bounce of her hips back and forth, until finally her butt crashed against her mom thighs, Krista;s meaty cheeks jiggling like a bowl of jelly as a result of the collision of flesh on flesh which announced she had taken every inch of cock up her ass.

GENEVIEVE
Yes, yes, very good, you make such an obedient bitch when you're not trying to play the tough girl.

Right next to the spot where her grandmother is sodomizing her mom, Maya is getting her teenage pussy pounded and punished by a brawny man in his late forties.

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Her pussy lips are spread out wide, and sperm leaks onto the floor beneath her,, gathering into a puddle. A puddle she's sure to lap up later knowing her! The brauny dude doesn't mind the mixture of pussy cream and left over jissum in Maya's pussy. The heat of her cunt envelops the sweet flesh of his dick and spurs him to batter her with devilish force. And Maya doesn't mind that half her body is a storage for the sperm of over thirty guys. With over 800 left to go!

MAYA
Oh shit, Coach Bradley, you'll split me open!

Still, Maya shoves her body back as this coach Bradley person thrusts forward with full bear. The horny teenage fuck doll is tighter than any pussy he's ever encounter. Her cunt is hot and tight and wonderful, and her tinder cervix pulses around his shaft, trying to both cling to hit and expel it at the same time.

MAYA
My teenage slut slit gets so fucking hot when you jam it in there, Coach Bradley!

Coach Bradley's hands rub Maya's back, and as he begins to fuck her even faster, which should be impossible. He's amazed at the way her fuck chute clings to him, like a tight silken glove despite having been used and abused my over thirty guys before. Before too long, Coach Bradley reaches out and takes Maya's hair and jerks her head back, making her arch her back as I fucked her hard.

MAYA
I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum!

Maya's legs give way, the table beneath her having to hold her limp. A splash of hot liquid splatters down Coach Bradley's leg, Maya's pussy ejaculating her delicious jucies. The coach lets out as yell as he begins pumping cum into the teenage cum dumpster. The pleasure is almost unrela he cums so hard it almost  hurt.

MAYA
Give me that baby batter! Give me that baby batter! I neeed it! Please!

Maya again drenches Coach Bradley with cunt cream while she claws the table and moans wordelessly as his semen sends her reeling into orgasms. Her tube clamps down on his cock like a vise pulsing warm need as she milks his balls empty. Rushing over to get the scoop is Terry Taylor.

TAYLOR
Maya, you know this gentlemen also?

MAYA
Ahhh, he's Coach Bradley. My eighth grade soccer coach. :)

TAYLOR
And he came out to see you.

MAYA
Came out to fuck me! Whoo!

TAYLOR
Alright then, fans stay with us, AngleSlam continues.

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*** United States Title: Oscar Friberg vs. Logan Mann © w/ Holly ***

Looking to regain the title he lost without ever being pinned for in a Fatal 4 Way at AngleMania, then won a month later by Logan Mann in a 6-Pack Challenge at School's Out, Oscar Friberg wasted no time taking the fight right Logan, diving out through the ropes as the champion neared ringside during his entrance.

COACH
Aah! Oscar almost knocked Logan out cold with that shot.

RENEE
Considering Logan did just that to Oscar this past week on HeldDOWN~!, it's too bad he didn't!

COACH
:o

As the fight continued, Holly found herself ejected from ringside after being caught redhanded choking Oscar on the middle rope. Furious, Logan berated the official... only to be school boy'd for a nearfall. The action resumed and Logan scored a nearfall of his own faking a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! to cause Oscar to duck and then plant him with a Liberation DDT!

COACH
Bye-bye birdie!

But Oscar managed to place his foot on the ropes just before the ref's hand was about to slap the mat a third and final time!

"YYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

This brush with defeat seemed go give Oscar his second wind, as he fought back with everything he had, somehow having the presence of mind to counter a second Liberation DDT into a slingshot towards the corner which caused Logan to smash face-first into the buckle and back at Oscar who drilled him with the Birdcall for the pin!

Winner: Oscar Friberg, via pinfall. New champion.

Holly assisted Logan backstage as Oscar celebrated with his old friend... the OAOAST United States Championship!

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***First Blood Match: Ser Timothy Cash Vs King Landon Maddix***

"My Sacrifice" by Creed played Ser Timothy Cash to the ring, who visibly felt the gravity of this important match. Even so he managed to offer handshakes and well wishes to the gathered front row audience.

COACH
This is it for the armored sap. If Ser Timothy loses this match I can go back to calling him Sap Timothy, because he won't be a knight any more.

The two men kicked off the match with a slug fest right in the center of the ring. With a nod to puro, they used forearms instead of fists.

COACH
Someone could get busted open right now!

RENEE
It'd be the shortest first blood match in history.

The King tried to pitch Cash over the ropes, but Cash countered and began bashing King Landon's face against the ring posts. Referee Brian Knobbs kept checking for blood, but King Landon didn't show any red.

COACH
No crimson mask for the King.

RENEE
Landon would take it horribly if he lost to a formerly loyal servant.

King Landon went on the sudden attack hitting a sliced bread number two. He stomped away at Cash's face but couldn't make him bleed. Due to the anger from that, The Mad King pitched him through the ropes and out of the ring.

“LET'S GO TIMMY! LET'S GO TIMMY! LET'S GO TIMMY!”

RENEE
Ya know what, I don't think there's anyone who can honestly dislike Ser Timothy.

COACH
I can!

Outside the ring, King Landon dumped Cash face first on the guardrail but he still wouldn't bleed. In fact, Ser Timothy mounted a come back and forearms and fists were flying. One forearm hit Landon so hard it knocked him over the French announce desk.

COACH
King Landon's a Spaniard, get him away from those filthy French.

King Landon got up and tossed water in Ser Timothy's eyes, seeking to blind him. But Cash still came on the assault and clocked King Landon with a monitor!

RENEE
King Landon is still not bleeding!

Ser Timothy found a steel chair was more this liking and battered Landon in the ribs with it. But, help came for the king in the form of Ser Felix Strutter who jumped Cash from behind. Landon recovered, while Ser Felix went after Ser Timothy, trying to make him bleed.

RENEE
If Ser Felix is the one who makes Timmy bleed and he loses this match....that's just insane!

COACH
But that's the rule.

Ser Felix took a moment to taunt the fans, which led to him being drilled in the noggin with a back brain wheel kick!

“OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Cash resumed his assault on Landon, but by this time the King was recovered and the match was conducted on equal footing. Cash tossed Landon in the ring and brought the steel steps in with him, but Landon smacked him in the face with a series of forearms. From there The Mad King hit what can be called a Go2Sleep onto the steel steps!

RENEE
Timmy's not bleeding! Not yet!

Ser Timothy valianlty fought to his feet, but Landon captured him again and hit another G2S on the steel steps. This one, unlike the last, caused Cash to begin bleeding from the nose to give King Landon the win!

Winner:King Landon

RENEE
Tim may have been stripped of his knighthood but he's still a great person.

COACH
Yeah, let's see how long that lasts now that he has to go back to being a regular schmuck.

 

Josh Matthews was in front of The All XFL Team locker room with none other than the team captain, The Xavier Franklin Long. The two men discussed The Playmakers losing effort in The Challenge finals.

THE XFL
You win some you lose some, but if you think The Playmakers ain't gonna get those tag team titles again you don't know nothing about wrestling, do you.

Josh went on to ask about The XFL's upcoming role in the Elimination Chamber.

THE XFL
My role? My role? My role is to win! Not just win? Dominate! Dominate, win, and show out like only The Young Wolf can. You wanna see the best at his best, then watch The XFL work in the Elimination Chamber. The Young Wolf is gonna feast!

 

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“This Land is Your Land” plays a jazzy beat but gets no warm reception from the fans. The reason? The appearance of Judge Dudd and the Army of One Nation with. Blackhawk  waves the flag and hollers and yells patriotic comments to the camera while Eagle Eye pumps up Judge Dudd.

BUFFER
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat for the OAOAST Women's Championship! Now making her way to the ring being accompanied by THE ARMY OF ONE NATION....she hails from the nightmares of terrorists...JUUDDGGGEEE DDDUUDDDDDD!

“BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!”

BLACKHAWK
Tonight is the night we win America back!

RENEE
Back from what?

Jude Dudd poses a triumphant stance next to Eagle Eye and beneath the waving flag of Blackhawk.

 

God cannot save my soul
It's straight to hell for me, I know
And when I get there,
At least I've found a place to call my home


There's even more boos as the lights dim and white spotlights swirl around the arena with “God If You Are Above” smashing into the soundscape. Chugging back a wealth of wine is Maggie Nerdly, hair streaked black. Behind her are the leather jacket clad warriors, Scourge and Rayder who smirk to each other over their own private jokes.

BUFFER
And representing THE MENAGERIE, she is accompanied by THE KINGS OF THE HEAP.... fighting out of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada she is “THE DEATH VIEL CUTIE” MAGGGGIEEEE NERRRDDDLLLLY!

“BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!”

RENEE
With Leon fighting in BUSTLE for the moment, Maggie has sort of taken over as leader of The Menagerie and she's got herself in this women's title match and Silver contending for the world title in the Elimination Chmaber.

COACH
Are you saying Maggie is a better leader than Leon?

RENEE
Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.

Maggie discards her wine bottle and makes a climb to the top turnbuckle. There she shoots looks of scorn to camera, opponent and arena fan alike.

Night falls!

DARKER EACH TIME!

Let me tell you a story

You turn over to sleep

I hold my breath till the morning

 

1000 Nights!

And I'm still crying!

1000 Nights!

And I'm still trying!

1000 Nights!

And I'm still crying!

1000 Nights!

And I'm still trying!

 

Ooooohhhh!

I don't know what to do to please you!

Ooooohhhh!

I don't know what to do to please you!

 

With “1000 Nights” playing the fans finally have a reason to cheer and they cheer with their loudest voices yet. The Time Killers appear first, two in a row, and Bobbi Cheesecake crawls through their open legs with two violets in her mouth. Showing true sex appeal she grinds her body back and forth for the pleasure of just about everyone watching.

BUFFER
And the champion! Being accompanied by THE TIME KILLERS, she represents Sunrise, from Seattle Washington, she is “ASSCAKE” BOBBI CHEESECAKE!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
The Time Killers have Bobbi's back, and I get the feeling she's gonna need them with The Kings and The Army hanging around where they aren't wantd.

Bobbi hands off her violets to a thankful duo in The Time Killers and then enters the ring for a tough test.

DING DING DING

The heels immediately jump on Bobbi and start clubbing her with forearms and hitting her with kicks.

TIME KILLERS
:o

RENEE
I'm shocked they're working together too!

The minute Bobbi goes down, Judge Dudd raises her hands and takes full credit for beating down Bobbi.

MAGGIE
(into JD's ear)
FUUUUCCKKKK YOOOOUUUUUUUU!

JUDGE DUDD
My ears!

Judge Dudd is stunned by the loud noise and promptly school boyed, a pin that referee Val Venis counts...

ONE!

 


TWO!


BLACKHAWK
Go to hell cheating Canadian bitch! Go to hell and buuuurrrrn!

Maggie is so annoyed by Blackhawk that she pitches Judge Dudd out of the ring and lands her right at his feet.

BLACKHAWK
Bitch! Bitch! Biiiitch!

Turning away from the Ao1N, Maggie picks up Bobbi and hurls her into the corner. There Bobbi is hit with a body splash from Maggie and then choked with her boots!

MAGGIE
Not looking so dominant now!

After a five count, Maggie is forced to give a clean break, and has to deal with an approaching Judge Dudd. The Death Veil Cutie side steps Judge Dudd's charge and the black beauty falls into the ropes. When she bounces back Maggie nails her with a standing cross body into a lateral press....

ONE!

 

 

TWO!

 


Again a kickout!


Judge Dudd rises off the mat under her own power and throws a lariat at Maggie. The move is ducked and Maggie goes behind her foe for a waistlock. But instead of hitting her german suplex, Maggie is nailed with a lungblower by Bobbi and brings Judge Dudd right down along with her!

BOBBI
Love ya Blackhawk!

 

BLACKHAWK
(rising onto the apron)
No one loves me but lady liberty!

Blackhawk falls into Bobbi's trap as he has Judge Dudd thrown head first into his stomach to knock him off the apron!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

SCOURGE
Gotta admit he had that one coming.

Judge Dudd staggers backwards and falls into a tear drop suplex by Bobbi. Seeking to deliver more punishment, Bobbi then grabs hold of Maggie and bodyslams her onto Judge Dudd's stomach!

BLACKHAWK
You don't slam a Canadian scumsucker onto an American legend! An American hero! The only woman in America worth a damn! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

BOBBI
How rude!

Bobbi turns off the water works and gator tears and hauls Maggie into a wheelbarrow suplex position. She then brings her into the air and drives her to the ground, getting a suprirse assist from Judge Dudd who nails Maggie in the head with a basement dropkick to add to Bobbi's slam!

“OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!”

RENEE
Nasty!

Judge Dudd dives in desperation for a pin, but before it can even be counted Bobbi yanks her off Maggie.

RENEE
You're so not just gonna pin someone with the other girl standing right over you.

Judge Dudd doesn't seem to realize that obvious fact and delivers a slap to the face of the champion.

BOBBI
Hehhee, spirit! On your knees dumb whore!

Asscake knees. Judge Dudd isn't so willing to let that happen and fights to stay upright. But when Bobbi cracks her across the back of the skull with an enziguri, Judge Dudd has no choice but to go down!

MARTY
Nice one~!

RENEE
Its really cool of Time Killers to watch Bobbi's back with The Kings of the Heap and Army of One Nation around.

COACH
I don't know about The Kings, but the Army ain't never attacked anyone who didn't deserve it, and Time Killers deserve it for betraying our country.

The pain may be grace but Judge Dudd starts to fight towards her feet. Alas, Bobbi snares her in a front facelock midway through and brings her down with a short DDT!

BOBBI
Okie doke, Judge Dudd, shake that big black ass for me.

JUDGE DUDD
I'll never give into your perversions?

BOBBI
Either you shake that big black ass or I'll make it shake.

JUDGE DUDD
Rot in hell!

BOBBI
Hey, I warned you.

BOBBI to JUDGE DUDD

“YYYYEAAAAAAAA!”

BLACKHAWK
Outrageous! Its outrageous!

BOBBI
I see a little red on this coffee coloured glutes, baby.

Bobbi lays atop JD for the pin....

ONE!

 

 


TWO!

 

 


Shoulder up!

Judge Dudd tries to roll away to catch a breather, but Bobbi snags hold of her by the hair.

BOBBI
Nuh-uh, I'm not done with my toy yet.

Judge Dudd curses at Bobbi, which leaves her mouth open for Bobbi to spit in it!

JUDGE DUDD
Ah!

Furious at having spit dumped in her mouth, Judge Dudd slams elbows into Bobbi's waist. The true patiriot then tries to trip Bobbi up with an ankle lock and struggles to hold it. Yet her efforts are wasted as Asscake easily slides out of it. But Bobbi can't gloat much for Maggie spins her around and strikes with her trademark downward spiral.

RAYDER
Ay if she were Candian or European that wouldn't have to her.

EAGLE EYE
You wanna say that again?

RAYDER
Ay, steady on, mates, I'm just taking the piss of ya.

Pulling up Bobbi, Maggie batters her with a series of MMA style knee strikes.

RENEE
The new Ronda Rousey!

Or maybe not as Bobbi uses Maggie's on grip against her to lift her into a side slam! Maggie hits hard, unable to brace herself due to the unexpected attack. As such her weakened state gives Bobbi the chance she needs to ascend to the top turnbuckle. But her attack is halted by Judge Dudd crotching her on the the posts!

BLACKHAWK
You don't deserve to be on the top rope you deserve to be in a concentration camp with Obama and the rest of the politicians who sold us out!

RENEE
Oh come on, that's too much!

Judge Dudd ascends to the top rope with Bobbi, forced to subdue her with a pair of headbutts. With Bobbi out, JD traps her inside a front facelock. From there she whips backwards throwing Bobbi down with a superplex that lands her directly on Maggie's torso!

“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!”

Judge Dudd actually gets a smile of all things as she dives atop Bobbi for the pin...

ONE!

 

 


TWO!

 

 

Bobbi brings the shoulder up!

“ASSCAKE! ASSCAKE! ASSCAKE!”

Having zero desire to let Bobbi feed off the crowd, Judge Dudd stomps her all the way onto the ring apron. There Time Killers attend to her, but that's a problem Judge Dudd doesn't concern herself with. Instead she pulls Maggie upright and attacks her with a  short knee lift. Doubled over, Maggie is stashed between Judge Dudd's legs in a standing head scissors.

COACH
Don't like the look of that.

Maggie counters whatever Judge Dudd has planned by smashing her with a low blow!

JUDGE DUDD
:o

Stunned, Judge Dudd can't stop Maggie from striking her down with an armpit stunner!

RENEE
Misery Business!

Judge Dudd staggers away, but Maggie catches up to her and pull her into a bad situation with a victory roll!

ONE!

 

 

TWO!

 

 

Bobbi breaks up the pin!

RENEE
You won't keep our women's champion out of the game very long.

Peeved at Bobbi's meddling, The Death Veil Cutie gets up and starts battering her with stomps. Once those blows come to an end she hurls Bobbi into the corner. But much to her shock, Asscake comes roaring out with a diving lariat!

“BOBBI! BOBBI! BOBBI!”

BOBBI
Alright you alcoholic cunt let's see how that ass jiggles.

MAGGIE
Stay away!

There's no hope for Maggie as Bobbi catches up to her with a spank


BOBBI

“YYYEAAAAAAAAA!”

BOBBI
Not bad let's see how it jiggles with my fist in it.

MAGGIE
:o

Maggie takes a swing at Bobbi purely out of self defense, but Bobbi sweeps around that blow and snatches Maggie inside her arms.

BOBBI
You're no Maya but I can give you some sugar

“YYYEAAAAAAAAA!”

Bobbi turns from romantic to violent in a hurry and slams Maggie to the ground with dangerous impact!

RENEE
That's called Wide Open and Horny!

With Maggie hurt, stunned and in lust, Bobbi hooks her legs for the pin...

CROWD
ONE!

 

CROWD
TWO!

 

CROWD
THREE!


NO!

Rayder yanks Bobbi out of the ring!

MARTY FOX
Why don't you guys make a tree and leave!

RAYDER
Make us, mates.

DOC WHITE
I believe that can be done!

And with that The Time Killers descend upon The Kings of The Heap!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

Never one to miss a good fight, The Army of One Nation joins in a brawl ensues!

RENEE
Everything has gone loco here at AngleSlam!

Things get even crazier as Bobbi descends on all parties with a splash! She hits Blackhawk, creating a domino effect that knocks everyone over!

“BOBBI! BOBBI! BOBBI!”

Inside the ring, Judge Dudd seeks to take advantage of the situation. She grabs hold of Maggie inside a side headlock then performs a lethal driver into the mat!

RENEE
Dudd Missile!

COACH
And in the center of the ring!

Jude Dudd hooks Maggie's leg for the all important falll....

JUDGE DUDD
Count! Count!

Referee Val Venis gets onto his knees to score the fall....

ONE!

 

 

TWO!

 


THREE!

 

 

NO! Bobbi breaks up the pinfall at the last possible nanonsecond!


Steaming with fury Judge Dudd rises and starts peppering Bobbi with punches. But these blows don't last as Bobbi whips Judge Dudd into the ropes. When the hated heel returns Bobbi slams into her with a Lou Thez press! But rather than rain down punches, Bobbi starts HUMPING HER!

“YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

BOBBI
I'm gonna fuck the ever loving shit out of you bitch!

JUDGE DUDD
No! Get off!

BOBBI
This black pussy belongs to me and only me! You got that that!

JUDGE DUDD
I can't take it any more! Please stop! No more! I give up!

Judge Dudd's hand bashes the mat over and over again, her sign of submission!


DING DING DING

BUFFER
Your winner as a result of a submission...and still OAOAST Women's Champion....BOBBI CHEESECAKE!

“YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Who knew you can really fuck someone into submission!

The fans pour out their admiration and respect for the victorious Bobbi as she's given hold of her women's title.

COACH
The odds sure did suck for Bobbi C, but she came through big time.

Quite pleased with their friend's achivement, The Time Killers join in in singing Bobbi's praises and hail her victory with boisterous cheers.

RENEE
A big win for Bobbi! And I bet there's many more successful title defenses to come.

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*** Spencer Reiger w/ Gloss vs. Blaine Cayley w/ Samantha ***

RENEE

In what's turned into a fierce rivalry for reasons nobody completely yet understands, tonight Spencer and Blaine have the opportunity to settle the score once and for all. We hope.

 

COACH

Speak for yourself, baby girl. I wanna see them boys tear each other apart. Even better if Sammi and Gloss decide to get frisky too!

 

RENEE

They've already had a violent encounter, as seen a couple weeks back on HeldDOWN~! In fact, it's become very apparent Sammi isn't as innocent as she portrays herself.

 

COACH

:o

Damn, girl -- the claws are out tonight!

 

Before the match begins Spencer and Sammi lock eyes. He shrugs and then gets jumped by Blaine as the bell sounds. 

 

COACH

It's like watching a cockfight! Them dudes are just going at it!

 

RENEE

Given the hatred these two men seem to hold for one another, it's likely that a certain appendage is the cause of their issues.

 

The action is hot and heavy, with the girls keeping a close eye at ringside when they weren't shouting at each other. But things got physcial after Spencer hit the Reiger Counter on Blaine, prompting Sammi to jump on the apron to distract the ref from making the pin and Gloss to rush over. 

 

COACH

Shit's about to get cray cray!

 

SAMMI

:o

 

Sammi ran into the ring and hid behind the ref to keep Gloss at bay, only to bump into Spencer. As the ref did his best to restrain Gloss, Spencer and Sammi had a brief talk.

 

SPENCER

It didn't have to come to this Sam. I didn't want it to come to this. Blaine forced the issue.

 

SAMMI

No. 

(points to Gloss)

That BITCH forced the issue!

 

GLOSS

:huh:

Oh, excuse me. I'm right here, dear. So if you wanna play... let's play!

 

Gloss grabs Sammi by the hair and FLINGS her across the ring!

 

RENEE

It's gotten cray cray all right!

 

While the ref tries to separate the girls, Blaine looks to sneak up on Spencer... only for TANNER NEPTUNE to sneak up on him with a CRICKET BAT.

 

RENEE

Tanner Neptune is here! And he's got Blaine's cricket bat!

 

COACH

Something tells me he has revenge on the mind. 

 

RENEE

Could you blame him? Blaine lured him into a beat down at the hands of VICE.

 

Tanner spun Blaine around... then shoved him aside to blindside Spencer!

 

RENEE

What?!

 

Blaine covered Spencer as Tanner backed Gloss away from Sammi, who he quickly escorted to the back. Meanwhile, the ref returned inside to make the count.

 

GLOSS

:huh:

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

THR-- NO, KICKOUT!!

 

"YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

 

BLAINE

:o

 

Stunned as can be, Blaine looked to finish off Spencer with his devastating Cruel Intentions 2 high angle DDT... but Spencer countered with a backdrop and then a RUNNING INVERTED BULLDOG!!

 

RENEE

NEW York Knockout!

 

The cover.

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

THREE!!!

 

Winner: Spencer Reiger, via pinfall. 

 

RENEE

For the first time in his OAOAST career, Blaine Cayley has tasted defeat in singles competition, thanks to Spencer Reiger!

 

Tanner and Sammi return ringside to pull Blaine to safety, all stunned by the turn of events. Spencer and Gloss, however, get enjoyment out of the trio's pain and suffering. Gloss even going as far as to blow Sammi a kiss!

 

SAMMI

:angry:

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Back at the Duncan family gangbang, we find Sara Jean in conversation with December.

SARA JEAN
Sooooo December Is it more of a turn on sucking a big penis?

DECEMBER
…..
Maybe. I think. All penis is pretty good.
…..
I think. I don't like discriminating. But I wish someone would grab my hair.

SARA JEAN
Won't it tire you out?

DECEMBER
Ah, I'm always tired. But I like that rough stuff.

Poor Krista is still being ass fucked by her mother, putting her well behind Maya in the gabgbang race and also humliating her in front over a thousand people!

GENEVEIVE
Oh yes, you beautiful whore, that's it, mmmmmmmmm, bounce that ass! Bounce that big fat ass on my dick you fat assed dyke whore! You were a disappointment to me but I do so love how your fat ass is made for fucking!

Almost immediately Krista starts pushing her butt back and forth, her back hole sliding up and down nearly the full length of  her mom's fake cock. Krista moans like an animal, turned on by how shameful it is to be sodmoized in front of all these people, insulted and taunted by the woman who's ass fucking her who just happens to be her mom!

We see Maya getting an electrical charge as her cum depository sinks itself onto this latest in a long line of dicks.

MAYA
Sara Jean this is a nice dick!

SARA JEAN
I see what you mean! Do you have a favorite so far?

MAYA
Awww man I can't pick favs, I love all my boys!

The man bellow her savors the way her cunt muscles flex and grab at the meat. But even better is the way the nineteen year old whore bucks and slams herself onto his rod with a  reckless lack of concern for her cum sockets welfare.

SARA JEAN
So Maya, you're riding a lot of dick but what position do you like the best?

MAYA
Doggy, doggy, doggy! Woof woof!

SARA JEAN
Really, I figured you for cow girl, doggy seems kind of submissive for you.

KRISTA
Its such a whorish position, even the name is whorish. Doggy. Turns me on! Woof! Woof!

GENEVIEVE
You've trained your daughter well, Krista. She's as shameless a slut as you are.

KRISTA
Thank you, mommy.

GENEVIEVE
You're welcome dear.

Genevieve grabs hold of her daughter's waist and began hammering that fat ass. She left her grip loose enough so that Krista continues riding her dick, and after a brief pause to let out an extra loud scream the busty blond does just that, the two Duncan women beginning to work together to make each other cum/completely ruin Krista's ass hole.

GENEVIEVE
I'm going to destroy this fat ass of yours daughter of mine,, and you're going to love every moment of it. Oh yes, you are going to absolutely love it because you're nothing but an anal loving skank, a butt slut, a dyke fuck hole, an enormous piece of meat for me to use for my pleasure. Yes indeed indeed, take it you whore!

While still mocking her girl, Genevieve grabs hold of Krista slim waist and starts thrusting her hips back and forth, sliding the dildo in and out of her ass hole. Oh how Genevieve loves butt fucking Krista. It was well worth having her driver cart her down here in front of these worthless naked bums.

GENEVIEVE
Yeah, take it you fat ass piece of shit! Take it up your fat ass! Mmmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhhh, take every inch of my cock up your big fat ass! My god, Krista, do you stuff your face all day long and then instead of digesting properly it turns to fat which all goes to your ass? Is that it? Is that why you can stay reasonably skinny and yet still have an ass this big? Huh? That's it isn't it, dear, you stuff your face for being a disappointment to me all damn day long, but instead of getting fat all over your body your butt just inflates like a balloon, mmmmmmmmmm, giving you these gigantic ass cheeks which feel so amazing against my thighs. Ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh, I just love feeling these huge butt cheeks of yours jiggling against my thighs as I fuck you right up your big fat disappointment ass!

Thanks to being insulted, Krista tries to resist at first, but her mother has turned her into a ravenous anal slut. Whatever embarrassment and anger she feels at being insulted by her mother, and in public at that, gives way to pure bliss as she continues to slam back against her mom.

GENEVIEVE
Yeahhhhhhhhhh, bounce that big booty, bounce that big booty, bounce that big booty. What an obdient whore you are. Mmmmmmmmmmm, bounce your big fat loser ass back at me you anal whore! We all know what kind of whore you are, my daughter! We all know how desperate you are to get this big fat loser ass of yours fucked not just weekly, or daily, but hourly you pathetic slut! I raised an anal fuck hole who could spend the rest of her life getting anally gang banged and that still wouldn't be enough abuse for her big fat slutty butt. Everyone knows how happy you truly are to bend over for literally anyone who is willing to stick a cock up your big fat ass.

Maya's worn out excellently fucked hole is processing a big black rod.

Her skin glistening with sweat, Maya is brought up and down on this cock by the man's hands. Her body is a toy in this man's hands, her pussy cums and cums just by being risen up and down on this thick piece of brown love meat.

MAYA
Yes, mister! Use me like a fuck toy! Because that's what I am, you're dirty nasty teenage fuck toy!

Maya screams and screams, as he thrusts into her again and again, his torso battering her hot teenage body even as his wonderful cock batters her hot teenage pussy. Maya's head rolls back and forth and her tongue wags, a clear sign this thick rod is fucking her silly.

MAYA
I'm your little white bitch, mister...just a black cock slut. Fuck me till I scream for mercy, mister!

Maya feels his body tense, his cock swelling inside her and she knows she is approaching nirvana and will be having the orgasm of her life when she feel his hot seed pouring into her womb. She feels a flood of incredible heat and she scream with the delight from the latest batch of cum entering her.

GENEVIEVE
(to Krista)
My you are lazy. Keep moving that lazy dyke ass on my dick. Tut tut!

Genevieve is licking her lips as she watches Krista ass hole sliding up and down her cock like a two dollar whore giving her a blow job. It was awkward for the other blonde, not that Genevieve cared, but Krista is able to keep pulling her cheeks apart like a good little bitch, allowing the sexiest grandmother alive to get the best possible look at Krista's stretched out anal ring bobbing on that cock.

GENEVIEVE
Take your hands off your cheeks want to enjoy watching those fat filled cheeks jiggle for me.

Krista moans like the ass whore she was, the nine time champion bouncing up and down even more enthusiastically than before to make sure those meaty butt cheeks in fact jiggled like a big bowl of jelly for mommy's hungry eyes. From the loud moans and cries of pleasure it sounds like Krista is more worried about pushing herself to orgasm than pleasing her mother, but mom will let it slide for now as the elderly lady becomes completely lost in watching the curvy blonde shamelessly ride her cock with her obviously slutty ass hole.

GENEVIEVE
Well done, make yourself cum with my cock up your disgusting fat ass. . Ohhhhhhh yes indeed, allow me to watch those fat filled cheeks really jiggle while you scream my name and cum for me.

Maya is on her back, eyes rolling into the back of her head, and tounge hanging out. Another black man is punishing our white teenager, and her horny body writhes and bucks with the thrusting of his immense organ. The black cock meat terrorizes the white nineteen year old, perhaps harkening us back to when Cinnamon was passed out being fucked by a horse. But Maya is at least semi concious and can say...

MAYA
OH FUCK ME WITH THAT MONSTER BLACK DICK, MISTER!

Maya wants to wrap her toned legs around her lover's waist, but she doesn't have the strength to do so. Instead she just flails about while she makes a fool of herself by drooling on herself. The man cums in her, which has Maya gurgling spittle out from her moans of delight.

SARA JEAN
Maybe these two need a break. They're not animals.

BOBBI (OS)
Not until I get my crack!

Bobbi arrives onto the scene with a strap on around her waist, but she's halted by Annagret.

ANNAGRET
Uh, what do you think your doing?

BOBBI
Uh, fucking Maya?

ANNAGRET
Uh, no you're not. Hurry up and start fluffing.

BOBBI
Why should I?

ANNAGRET
Because you're part of Sunrise and its your job? And besides Maya doesn't deal with people like you.

BOBBI
People like me?

ANNAGRET
Oh, you know.

SARA JEAN
Okay you two, knock it off. I guess this is a good time to take a break.

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I got everything, and I don't know what to do

I can run on the show, cut the inventory too

Howling at the moon, howling at the moon

I can throw your 45s all day to into the sun

And say goodbye

At the shooting stars, at the crashing cars

At the future past, was made to last

I didn't know, I didn't know

I didn't know, I didn't know

 

At night I cry and howl at the moon

At night I cry and howl at the moon

“Howling At The Moon” by hipster favorite Phantogram seeps along as green and gold lights flash onto the stage. Titania Nerdly appears, pushing along a sleek black coffin. With a wave of her hand and a bit of fairy dust the coffin opens, and out steps Lyric DeLacey wearing Christian Wright's “Its Good To Be Wright” t-shirt!

COACH
Shots fired and ovaries fired!

BUFFER
The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the OAOAST Women's Tag Team Titles! Now making their way to the ring, “THE HYBRID HOTTIE” TITANIA NERDLY, “THE DAUGHTER OF DARKNESS” LYRIC DELACEY....FAIIIRLLLLY OODDDD VAAAAAMPPPPS!

“YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
It doesn't get much more personal than this, and that's thanks to Lyric DeLacey making many unwanted advances to Gretchen's brother Christian.

COACH
Christian gotta be watching this match rooting for his future wife.

RENEE
You need to stop starting trouble.

The challengers pose on the ring apron, soaking themselves in the cheers of the fans and the swirl of green and gold lights.

 

And I don't need your quick fix
I don't want your prescriptions
Just 'cause you say I'm crazy
So what if I'm fucking crazy?
Yeah, I'm gonna show you

Loco, maniac, sick bitch, psychopath,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
Mental out my brain, bat shit go insane,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you
Yeah, I'm gonna show you


“I'm Gonna Show You Crazy” comes over the speakers and all head turn towards the entry way where dudes in creepy animal costumes move like they're on a bad acid trip. Maybe we're all on a bad acid trip and that's why an oversized cut out of Pierette's head appears on stage. Things get even weirder as the mouth opens up and Pierette takes a slide down her huge tounge, even landing with a high five to a cow!

BUFFER
Introducing the women's tag team champions! First from Val D'Or, Quebec, she is “THE CINDERELLA FROM THE GARDEN OF SLAUGHTER” PIERETTE SAINT NERDREEGGGAARDDDD!

“YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA!”

Pierette performs the incredible graceful sight of pirouetting all the way to the ring!

RENEE
Pierette got chewed out by Gretchen for threatening Christian, but the truth is Pierette has Gretchen's best interests at heart. I have to believe that.

COACH
Keep thinking the best in Pierette and watch yourself get disappointed. You can't trust this lunatic.

Losing her graceful manner, Pierette has to be held back from going after Lyric. It certainly doesn't help that Lyric eggs her on and invites her for a fight.

RENEE
Sorry Triple H, but Lyric DeLacey is the real cerebral assassin. She can get in everyone's head, I don't actually feel sane sitting here with her around!

Oh, I remember when this road was my own
I pray to god, I just don't know anymore
I pray to god, I just don't know anymore
Anymore
I lost the feeling but I try to hold on
I thought the end of a love and what made you strong
I pray to god, I just don't know anymore

The fans are alive with raucous cheers with “Pray to God” by Calvin Harris and Haim coming into the arena. Through split entrance doors comes Gretchen Wright toting the trademark of her family, the parasol. Christian's baby sister gives the parasol a little twirl then “shoots” it off into the crowd with a wink.

BUFFER
And her partner, from Alexandria, Virgina, “THE MONARCH OF POSH” GRETCHEN WRRIIIIIIGHHTT!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAA!”

BUFFER
Together they are THE SISTERHOOD OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS!

“YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!”

Gretchen forces the official to open the ropes for her, and when he does she makes a graceful and high class entrance into the ring with head held high.

COACH
This match is gonna be off the meter!

DING DING DING

PIERETTE
THE WAR HAS ARRIVED!

Pierette comes charging at Titania, but gets turned inside out with a diving lariat!

TITANIA
Bang bang, bang, one up one down!
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Pierette scrambles to her feet, getting herself tangled into a side headlock. That move doesn't last long as Pierette shoves Titania into an empty corner. Letting out a whoop, Pierette runs in and monkey flips her foe. But the Hybrid Hottie comes down perfectly on her feet.

RENEE
So is that wolf agility or fairy flight?

Pierette comes after Titania but gets backed away by a forearm. Still Pierette keeps coming so this time Titania snaps off a dropsault to bowl her big cousin over.

TITANIA
That's just old fashioned pro wrestling know how!

Titania forces Pierette into her corner, and applies the tag with Lyric DeLacey.

RENEE
There's the troublemaker!

Referee Shawn Stasiak lets the challengers use their five count to stomp Pierette then sends Titania out of the ring. Pirette is sent into the ropes by Lyric, and a blind tag is made by Gretchen. The Monarch of Posh breezes past her partner and smashes Lyric with a flying forearm!

PIERETTE
The monarch of cunnilingus rides hard!

GRETCHEN
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RENEE
This is probably gonna blow up into pure craziness.

Lyric is launchd into the ropes by Gretchen, who throws her over head with a back body drop!

GRETCHEN
Flirt with my brother, shall you? Let us see if your vampiric tounge will grow back!

Lyric catches Gretchen's stomping boot and pushes her backwards. But that doesn't stop Gretchen from coming forward and hitting a fame asser as she rises!

PIERETTE
Little known fact for little known losers, Gretchen like Mister Dick is an ass to mouth fiend!

GRETCHEN
How did you kno...I mean, be silent, I wish to hear nothing out of you for the rest of eternity!

PIERETTE
Gasp! That's a mighty long time.

Pierette doesn't wish to stay on Gretchen's bad side and grabs Lyric from behind to trap her for Gretchen.

GRETCHEN
I neither need nor want your help!

Having no time for this, Lyric elbows Pierette aside, and then tosses her through the ropes. Pierette lands on the ring mats, and she's soon joined by Lyric, herself, thanks to a dropkick from Gretchen! Titania sees this as her time to shine and makes a run after The Monarch of Posh. However, Gretchen uses a flap jack to send her falling onto Lyric!

“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!” The LA crowd gasps

Rising to her feet, Lyric's face is contorted with rage. It doesn't get any friendlier as Gretchen uses a baseball slide to push all the way into the guardrail!

RENEE
Do you think Gretchen watches baseball?

COACH
I'm putting good money on no.

PIERETTE
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RENEE
That's Pierette's actual dad in the front row.

COACH
You think he'd fuck Titania? It ain't like they blood related?

RENEE
I don't think that stops people around the OAOAST anyway!

Pierette pushes cousin Titania into the ring, and locks her into a corner. Letting out another scream, Cinderella surges forward, but gets tossed all the way out of the ring by a back body drop from Titania!

RENEE
Sexy bodies are flying everywhere! If you're lucky maybe a top will fly off.

COACH
Oh boy!

Free of her annoying partner, Gretchen comes after Titania. After bashing her with knife edge chops she tries an Irish whip. But the move is reversed and Gretchen runs right into the knee of Lyric DeLacey. Gretchen stumbles along as the Vamps make the tag.

COACH
Doubt things are gonna calm down any.

The Vamps launch Gretchen into the ropes, and when she returns they curse her with spine buster from Lyric and a reverse x-factor from Titania!

TITANIA
This is going better than expected.

LYRIC
Better than expected would be if Christian showed up instead of you, naked, with a ten inch erection, and lube. For his sake not mine.

TITANIA
:o


Back to the wrestling, Lyric runs forward and kicks Gretchen in the chest as she sits to bowl her over. This allows Titania all she needs to moonsault backwards and land across their rival.

RENEE
I just realized I couldn't tell you who the legal Hottie was if you gave me a hundred bucks.

COACH
Could you throw that ass on a nigga if he gave you hundred bucks?

RENEE
Hey, I don't come cheap!

Lyric drops a senton on Gretchen then pins her, giving Renee her answer to the legality question...

ONE!

 

 

TWO!

 

 


Gretchen brings the shoulder up!

Lyric pulls Gretchen upright and slams a shoulder into her stomach. She then comes off the ropes, but Gretchen is right there to catch her with a snap powerslam!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

The cover....


ONE!

 

 

An easy kickout!

The second Gretchen rises, she's tagged by Pierette!

PIERETTE
I'll never disappoint you again, Gretchen!

Pierette surges into the ring....and gets drilled with a sitout hip toss by Lyric.

GRETCHEN
In no language on earth are there the words to express my extreme dismay and disgust with you, Pierette.

As Gretchen clears out the ring her partner is pinned....

ONE!

 

 


TWO!

 

 


Pierette makes the kickout!

Lyric hurls Pierette to the Vamp's corner, but gets a surprise when Pierette boots Titania off the apron. Lyric gets her own share of the agony as the ginger executes a stunning running blockbuster on her!

RENEE
Gingercide!

The cover....


ONE!

 

 

Again the kickout before the three!

PIERETTE
This is your fault, daddy! Die of aids! No, sorry, I didn't mean that. Die of herpes to the brain! Kyyeyeaahahhha!

RENEE
How would you like to have raised her?

Pierette extends the hand to Gretchen, who begrudgingly accepts it. Together the two whip Lyric against the corner and wait for her to stagger forward. When she does they combine to crack her a double enziguri!

“OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!”

RENEE
Good to see the Sisterhood working together!

A cover....


ONE!

 


Again an easy kickout by Lyric!


Lyric is slung into the ropes, and then caught with a flipping heel kick by Gretchen. Referee Stasiak drops down to count another pin....


ONE!

 

 

Shoulder up!

Pierette gives herself the tag, which does not please Gretchen in the least.

GRETCHEN
Keep your hands to yourself and out of my personal space, lest you want them ran through a meat grinder and fed to you a day later!

PIERETTE
Kyyyeaaaah, that meat grinder is your pussy!

GRETCHEN
It is not!

Lyric surprises Pierette from behind with a pair of clubbing forearms. Though pained, Pierette comes back with her own forearms. These are shrugged off by Lyric who counters with a spinning kick to Pierette's stomach. The ginger is then shot off into the ropes, but performs a beautiful flip through a back body drop. And there's a further beautiful flip as Pierette performs a back flip butt strike on Lyric!

“YYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Butt Go Boom!

Lyric rises, looking worse for the wear for once. But the second Pierette thinks to attack her, Titania snatches her and drives her down with an inverted DDT onto the knee!

TITANIA
Titania Goes Kaboom!
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Seeing an opening arise, Lyric swings her forearm and knocks Gretchen off the ring apron.

COACH
Stasiak is doing a horrible job of keeping this shit under control.

The Vamps combine together to toss Pierette out of the ring, leaving the champions on the outside and in a world of hurt. Titania follows Pierette outside and seizes hold of her cousin's red locks. From there she throws her shoulder first into the steel guardrail!

“OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!” the LA crowd reacts

Pierette is pitched back into the ring and Titania follows her in for the pin cover....

ONE!

 

 


TWO!

 

 

A kickout!

Titania takes a mighty run of the ropes, a mighty mighty run, full of werewolf speed. And she does all that simply so she can plant her foot on Pierette's stomach.

“THAT'S UNCALLED FOR! THAT'S UNCALLED FOR! THAT'S UNCALLED FOR!”

Stasiak has no choice but to count such an arrogant cover...

ONE!

 

 

Kickout!

RENEE
That's obviously gonna be an easy kickout for Pierette.


Titania gives the tag to Lyric, then takes care of whipping Pierette into an empty corner. The Hybrid Hottie claps her hands as Lyric runs in and hits a corner lariat on Pierette. She's then even happier to see Lyric hit a second corner lariat! Will a third time be a charm? No Pierette wards her off with raised boots! But, Lyric doesn't care and goes for that third lariat. But again Pierette backs away with her boots.

PIERETTE
Not on my watch! Not while my sadistic lesbian spouse abuser is watching!

GRETCHEN
I do hope you're not referring to me, though I will admit I have an inclination to abuse you.

Pierette charges forward and takes Lyric off her feet with a powerful single leg dropkick!

COACH
Sometimes you're just not expecting your opponent to throw that one leg for a dropkick. It hardly ever happens.

RENEE
Leave it to Pierette to make it happen!

Pierette crawls towards her corner, urged on by the waving hands of Gretchen.

RENEE
Good to see Gretchen sticking up for Pierette!

COACH
Sticking up? She just don't wanna lose those belts.

Lyric is back on her feet and her long fingers are waving on Gretchen. Maybe this isn't the best idea as The Alexandria native runs through her with a spining wheel kick. Back on her feet quick enough, Lyric wallops Gretchen with an overhand chop.; With Gretchen staggered for the moment, Lyric works her way off the ropes. Yet when she comes back, Gretchen uses Lyric's own knee to step up and crank out a DDT!

“YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!”

COACH
DAYUM~!

RENEE
Blue Bloodletting!

“GRETCHEN! GRETCHEN! GRETCHEN!”

GRETCHEN
Oh, dear me, my thanks!
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Titania comes off the top rope with an axe handle that hits but doesn't fell the nineteen year old Alexandria native. Instead Gretchen starts firing forearms that stun Titania. Due to that, Gretchen feels safe in hitting the ropes. Her return, however, is greeted with a pair of baisku knees from the challengers!

“OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Looking to keep her partner safe, Pierette reaches over and makes an emergency tag.

PIERETTE
Kyyyeaaaah, I'm a domesticated serial killer most days, but not when you miss with my bae!

Pierette runs into the ring, ducking a lariat from Lyric, and coming up to drill Titania with a running sitout jaw breaker! Pierette rolls backwards, and unfurls to nail Lyric with a surprise stunner!

“THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME!” The Los Angeles fans sing

RENEE
You sure can't deny that!

Lyric rises upright, steam near pouring out of her from anger. She makes a charge for Pierette, but gets tossed over head with a trapping belly to belly. Luckily for the Vamps, Titania is right there to smash Pierette with a running forearm. Pierette falls into the ropes, who cruely spit her back to Titania. Pierette's cousin grabs hold of her in an instant and flips her over with a t-bone suplex!

TITANIA
En fuuuuueggggggo!
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PIERETTE
More like en gay o with fat bitches who stink like shit! Kyyyeaaaahhhh!

Not appreciating such an insult, Titania fires off another forearm. This one is blocked by Pierette, and the redhead returns fire with a forearm of her own. The blow stuns Titania, and allows Pierette to capture her on her shoulder. From there she throws her hiiiiiigh into the air, and crashes her on her knees for a double knee gut buster! Titania pops up in pain and gets roasted with a  back flip kick from Cinderella from the Garden of Slaughter!

RENEE
Nitro Strawberry! Not as yummy as it sounds.

Titania is hurled into the ropes and manags to duck a leaping side kick from Pierette. The problem is on her return, she can't dodge the second sidekick that Pierette throws and she's knocked to the ground in a heap. While Titania lies in anguish, Pierette makes the climb to the top turnbuckle.

RENEE
And who says gingers fly?

Pierette leaps off the top with a crossbody block, but Titania knocks her clear out of the air with a superkick!

“OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

RENEE
On second thought, maybe they shouldn't fly!

Titania pulls Pierette upright, and then curses her with a jumping flatliner!

“OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!”

RENEE
Fairy Dust!

COACH
New champs on the way!

Titania certainly hopes so as she hooks the leg....

ONE!

 

 


TWO!

 

 

 

THREE!


NO! GRETCHEN BREAKS UP THE PIN!

LYRIC
Sorry, Christian, but you're about to be the only good looking one in the family.

Lyric enters the ring and begins assailing Gretchen with overhand punches. Despite the superiror supernatural strength of her foe, Gretchen doesn't back down and fights back with FIGHTING SPIRIT~!

“GRETCHEN! GRETCHEN! GRETCHEN!”

Lyric has had enough of Gretchen for one lifetime and pitches her out of the ring! Much to Lyric's chagrin, Gretchen comes down on her feet. Thus, Lyric dives through the ropes with a suicide attack and slams her long sexy figure into Gretchen!

“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!”

Back in the ring, Titania and Pierette crawl to their feet, and meet with an exchange of forarms.

RENEE
A family feud in downtown Los Angeles!

Pierette backs into the ropes and comes back to hammer Titania with a big boot! But Titania is only spun around, and fires off a discus big boot!

COACH
Dayum~!

Titania gets a serious look on her face and pulls Pierette into a standing head scissors. However, Pierette manages to pull herself out of the attack. But she turns directly into a Front DDT from Lyric!

“OOOOOHHHHHHH!”

RENEE
Blood Lust!

Gretchen comes to her partner's rescue and pitches Lyric shoulder first against the ring posts! With fast action she pounces upon Pierette and brings her down with a victory roll!

ONE!

 

 

TWO!

 

 


Lyric breaks up the pin!

Considering her the fresher of the two, Lyric tags herself in to make her the legal person. She attacks Gretchen with a lung blower, keeping on her knees as Titania climbs to the top rope.

TITANIA
En fuuuegggggo!

Titania certainly is on fire as she dismounts the ropes and drills Gretchen with a Lyric aided double stomp!

“THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME!”

RENEE
Coach, these Hotties are pulling out all the stops to win the tag titles!

COACH
You only get this kind of action on the OAOAST Network, ladies and germs.

Gretchen is pinned by Lyric....

ONE!

 

 


TWO!

 

 


THREE!

 


NO! SHOULDER UP!

“YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!”


The Vamps concoct another double team, and Titania again goes to the top rope. Now Lyric elevates Gretchen into an electric chair drop position.

COACH
Kind of a doomsday device thing going on.

But, Pierette pulls Gretchen to safety, and then runs ahead to crotch Titania on the ropes. Continuing to act fast, the ginger runs up the ropes and uses a top rope arm drag to send Titania flying! The Hybrid Hottie crashes into Lyric, and the second she hits the ground Gretchen falls atop her for a pin....

ONE!

 


TWO!

 

 

A kickout!


RENEE
That would have been a disastrous way to lose the title match for Fairly Odd Vamps.

Titania scrambles to her feet, but gets hit with a  Pierette lariat that lands so hard both girls go tumbling out of the ring!

RENEE
That's how you throw a clothesline!

Meanwhile in the ring, Lyric grabs hold of Gretchen and sweeps her into the air for her powerbomb into a lung blower. But as she throws Gretchen out, The Monarch of Posh bails to the right and lands on her feet.

LYRIC
You're done!

Lyric runs towards Gretchen, only to get smashed on the jaw with a superkick. The blow leaves Lyric out on her feet, and Gretchen grabs hold of her in a front facelock. From there the Los Angeles fans marvel as the champion hits a fisherman gordbuster on Lyric!

“YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Just Charge It!

Gretchen hooks Lyric's legs for the cover....


CROWD
ONE!

 

 

CROWD
TWO!

 


CROWD
THREE!

 

DING DING DING

RENEE
Just win it!

BUFFER
Your winners and still OAOAST Women's Tag Team Champions.....THE SISTERHOOD OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS!

“YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA!”

GRETCHEN
Sweet victory!
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PIERETTE
Sweet victory for the girl with the sweetest pussy Gretchen Wright! Dad, meet my fuck buddy future wife!

Pierette's dad awkwardly waves to Pierette, who forces Gretchen to wave back.

RENEE
Just so much respect to the champions. They put their issues aside and they successfully defended their belts from a huge threat.

Speaking of huge threats, the former challengers are on their feet. But rather than attack the champs, they SHAKE THEIR HAND!

GRETCHEN
My stars, there is an honorable code amongst the lower the classes. Thank you so much!

Fairly Odd Vamps then raise the champions' hands, allowing them to soak in the cheers of the sold out Staples Center crowd.

COACH
Enjoy it Lakers fans, this night is your last exposure to real champions.

RENEE
What a cheap shot!

 

Backstage, Big Papa Thrust was getting in a last minute pump of the workout kind with his Frekazoids watching and Tony Brannigan interviewing him about the Elimination Chamber.

BIG PAPA THRUST
Its a shame I have to be in this match because this match is for jabronies. If I was a jabronie I'd be in this match, but I'm not a jabronie and I'm still in this match which if you extrapoloate the idea behind that you see that everyone else in the OAOAST is a jabronie besides me and my Freakazoids and that's why I'm stuck in the chamber, but nothing or nobody is gonna stop me from wrecking asses and taking the world title one more time!

 

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DONG

DONG

DONG

DONG!

The bell tells loudly, the bells of Hell. “Hells Bells” by AC/DC. The arena is darkened and foreboding, violent and horrific. Perfect to fit the frightening figure that emerges onto the stage. He the first male Valkyrie ever, Colin Maguire Sr, and he has arrived to kill his soon.

BUFFER
The following contest is a CASKET MATCH! Now making his way to the ring, from Boston, Massachusetts, he is COLIN MAGGGGUIRREEEE SENNIOOOOOR!

"BBOBOOOOOOOOO!"

RENEE
We talk about high stakes matches all the time, but nothing is higher than the stakes of this match. If Mister Maguire loses he'll be trapped in the casket Angel spelled for eternity. And if Colin loses, I don't even wanna think it....

COACH
He dead!

A white spotlight highlights the stern faced Mister Maguire as he steps over the ropes and into what will assuredly be a killing field.   

THE DAY IS MY ENEMY! THE NIGHT MY FRIEND!

Blue and gold lights swing with rabid speed about the arena, as the fans throw out cheers with “The Day is My Enemy” blasting into the Staples Center. The entrance doors come apart and out steps Colin Maguire Junior, as stern faced as his father. Beside him is Angel Maguire, doing her best not to let her nervousness show.

BUFFER
And his opponent, being accompanied by “ANGEL MAGUIRE”, he hails from  Boston, Massachusetts “THE IRISH GOLDEN BOY”.....COLIN MAGGGGUIRRE JUNIIIOOOORRR!

“YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

Blue neon lit crosses and floral arrangements highlighted by burning candles, line the entrance stage that Colin Jr and Angel make what seems like a funereal walk.

RENEE
Colin's been in an AngleMania mainevent and he's won two world titles, but he's never faced stakes like this. Never ever.

COACH
You don't enter wrestling thinking you'll have to put your life on the line. But you also don't enter wrestling thinking you'll have to become a vampire.

Angel takes up a position on the apron, biting her lip and crushing her own hands with a fist made from anxiety. Colin steps into the ring where his burning grey eyes meet his father's frozen ones.

DING DING DING

Junior lets out a ferocious roar that's matched by his father. The father-son duo match their charge and slam into each other with vile force that shakes neither one.

COLIN SR
Predictable! Imitate me and fail!

COLIN JR
Who says I failed?

With that comment, Colin sweeps out his father's leg!

COLIN JR
Now who's predictable? Now who's failed?

Junior yanks his dad upright and with impatience running through him tries to lead him to the casket. Yet that doesn't take as Senior performs a sudden back suplex on his son. Colin is up right away with eyes narrowed into hard slits.

RENEE
I am so nervous for Colin JR right now!

Senior hits the ropes, expecting to be able to smash Colin with a  lariat. But Colin pulls off a dropkick that bowls Senoir back into the ropes. The cables spit him back and Colin throws his own lariat. His is ducked, and Senior goes behind to hit a release German suplex!

COACH
I'm not sure JR should have let SR go so easily.

Senoir pulls Colin upright and whips him into the corner posts. Father zooms in with a splash that's avoided by a rolling Colin. Senior turns around and gets rocked with an Irish uppercut. Staggered, father is towards the area with the casket by a t-bone suplex!

“YYYYYYEAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
A Harvadplex!

ANGEL
Good job!

Colin rushes over to his father, and begins a harsh and crazed attempt to stomp his father into the casket. Yet Senior is wise to this and pulls Colin through the roeps, sending him tumbling into the casket!

ANGEL
Get out! Get out!

Never fear, Angel, Colin springs onto the ring apron.

COLIN SR
Worthless boy.

Colin makes his father suffer for that comment and headbutts him to send him stumbling backwards. The two time OAOAST World Champion then springs into the ring and takes his father down with a  block buster!

RENEE
Wow, cool move by Colin, I don't think he's ever done that before.

SR gets to this feet, but Junior is already behind him running the ropes. Leaping forward, Junior sends a pair of knees into his dear old dad's back, and these hurl him through the ropes and to the outside near the announce desk.

COACH
Yo, Mister Maguire please stay the fuck away from us!

Mister Maguire is more concerned with his son who is flinging himself forward with a suicide dive! Junior's lanky body slams into his dad, but no sooner then he knocks his father over, Junior is running back into the ring. He builds up another head of steam and connects with a second dive through the ropes that nails his dad. Junior isn't done yet, though. He rushes back into the ring, zooms off the ropes and bombs across his father with no hands sommersault plancha!

ANGEL
:)

“COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!” the LA crowd salutes the younger Colin.

Junior rolls Senior into the ring, yet gets a surprise as his father is on his feet and severely aggravated. Junior throws out a forearm, but gets that blocked. This creates a recoil and Senior snatches his son into a double underhook. Colin JR tries to struggle out but his father manages to perform a deadly lifting sitout double arm DDT!

“OOOOOHHHHH!”

RENNE
Mythological Circle! All that momentum for Colin JR, gone!

Senior takes hold of his son and slings him over his shoulder. With eyes on the edge of the ring he makes his move towards the casket.

RENEE
Colin JR is in HUGE trouble!

Luckily, Junior makes a move and escapes the hold. With his father stunned, Junior hits the ropes and rebounds to nail dad with a tanahashi lariat!

COLIN JR
You deserve far worse than that.

And Colin gives him just that, mounting his father and battering him with savage punches directly to the face!

“COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!”

COLIN SR
Enough!

Colin SR uses a great heave to rid himself of his son. Junior wishes to stay on the attack and uses a springboard lariat to fight against his father. However, Colin SR dips bellow the attack, forcing Colin to come down in a landing only a vampire can manage. Problems arise for Colin Jr when dad spins around turns him inside out with a thunderous diving lariat!

MAGUIRE SR
I'd have been served leaving the sperm that made you on that whore's belly!

Angel ain't for that talk and with fire flaming through her attempts to enter the ring!

“ANGEL! ANGEL! ANGEL!”

Referee Nunzio does his best to restrain Angel, and his best almost isn't good enough.

RENEE
I can't believe what a monster Colin Sr is. I don't condone killing, but everyone will be better off with him gone.

Colin JR attempts to take dad by surprise, but his charging footsteps are too heavy and his snarling too loud. As such Senior snatches him within his arms and overpowers him with a side belly to belly into a neckbreaker!

“OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!”

RENEE
Tragedy of the Children!

COACH
Mister Maguire might not have any children soon. :(

Senior bounces himself off the ropes, and returns to take to the air with a knee drop. But his son rolls to the side and his knee slams into the mat. Annoyed rather than hurt, Senior rises and promptly faces a Biotic Crisis! But much to everyone's dismay he manages to shove Colin off!

MAGUIRE SR
Never!

Senior is on his son in a devilish flash, implanting his fingers into his mouth with a mandible claw!

RENEE
Celtic Claw! Oh no!

Rather than use this as a pointless submission, Mister Maguire forces Colin to the edge of the ring. There he uses a powerful shove to heave him over the ropes and into the dreaded device!

MAGUIRE SR
Rot in hell, boy.

Maguire SR pulls down the casket lid...but Colin raises his hands to block it!

“YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!”

An epic battle of supernatural beings begins with neither man willing to suffer the failure of losing the struggle.

RENEE
This is literally a fight for Colin's life! Come on, Colin!

“COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!”

Colin pushes and pushes until he finally and amazingly overwhelms his father! He slides back into the ring with his trademark smirk.

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“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!”

MAGURIE SR
That will be the last of the infuriating smirks you ever give.

Maguire Sr takes a swing at Colin, but the vampire swings behind him. Rather than go on the attack, Colin makes a quick jump onto the ring posts. But his father is even quicker than he is and swipes his leg out to crotch him on the ropes.

COACH
Even a vampire's gotta be hurt by that.

Colin Jr isn't just going to allow his father to assault him, and so smashes him with a powerful palm strike. Its a move that hits so hard it backs senior away. This gives Colin space to stand up, and he flies off the top rope with a missile dropkick that slams into his father's chest! Keeping up his assault, Colin runs across the ring and flies through the air with a shooting star press!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Pennant Race!

Angel and the audience whoop excietedly as Colin starts making moves to put his father inside his doom in the casket. Senior won't suffer eternal defeat so easily and uses a flap jack to drill Colin's neck against the top rope. Too pained to further the attack, Maguire SR sags into the corner posts.

RENEE
Both Colins are throwing everything but the kitchen sink at one another, and its still not enough. How is this match going to end? Its a nail biter!

Colin rushes to his father and slams a running forearm into his face. The blow stuns Senior, and thus Junior is able to sit him onto the turnbuckle facing towards the fans. In spite of his pain, Senior is able to back his son away from him with wild elbows.

COACH
No hope there for Junior.

Still Colin JR doesn't give up, and climbs the turnbuckles to face his outward placed father. There he smashes him with several gruesome headbutts that dump dad into a half tree of woe.

COLIN
Good night, father.

After those ominous words Colin takes off and drives a double stomp right into his father's face! It pushes him downwards and slams his head into the back of the ring mat with thundering impact!

“OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Colin starts shoving his father towards the casket, looking to simply roll him in. But victory doesn't come that easily as Maguire SR backs him away with kicks. Both men get to their feet, and its Maguire SR scoring first by grabbing his son and powering him to the mat with a spinning fall forward slam!

“OOOOOHHHHHHHH!”

RENEE
Waves of Thunder!

Thanks to his vampire resiliency Colin is on his feet with remarkable speed. His father likes this not one bit and the two men begin an exchange of forearms.

“LET'S GO JUNIOR! LET'S GO JUNIOR! LET'S GO JUNIOR!” the LA crowd roots on the hero

The struggle is won by Colin JR who delivers a sharp knee to double over his father. Next she snags him inside a standing head scissors . But no move can be completed as Senior surprises him with a double leg trip. Using his newfound grip on his son's legs, Senior sling shots him into a corner. But somehow Colin JR is able to land on the turnbuckle posts! This is of no matter for Senior who rushes under him and captures him into a power bomb position!

RENEE
Oh no!

With a roar, Senior lowers Colin forward and delivers a crushing powerbomb into the casket!

CROWD and ANGEL
:o

RENEE
OH NO!


Angel is in tears as her son lies bested and broken inside the casket. Her ex-husband however holds a look of joy, for finally his son will be rid from his life. He puts hand on the lid to vanquish Colin once and for all. And yet he suffers a tremendous surprise and heartbreak  as Colin leaps from the casket and overpowers him into the ring!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans delight in this sight.

The two men engage in a struggle that eventually forces them to break apart. Junior won't stay away from long and comes running at his father, only to be caught inside a spinning spine buster!

COLIN SR
Worthless boy!

Senior grabs his son by his curly hair and pulls him upright, expecting to be able to finish him once and for all. Yet Colin JR sweeps him onto his shoulders in a shocking burst of strength. From there he rushes across the ring and powerbombs his father directly into the ring posts with crushing impact!

“OOOOOOOHHHHHH!”

Senior's face sags from the behind and he's uncermoniously dumped over the ropes as if this were the lethal rumble. But, he doesn't manage to fall into the casket, instead hanging onto ropes quite literally for his dear life/

“FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!” the fans sing, channeling mortal kombat.

Yet several swift kicks to Colin's knee caps by dad, back him away and prevent him from ending his father's time on this earth. Colin won't give up and charges after his dad, only to get yanked upon his shoulders. Senior tries to throw Colin out with something of an F-5, but the vampire counters by capturing his father with a deadly DDT!

COACH
Damn, did you see the way Mister Maguire's head got spiked?

RENEE
If he was a regular human he'd be concussed by now!

Senior pulls himself upright and comes face to back with a Biotic Crisis. Oweing to his supernatural powers he's able to capture Colin in a back suplex effort. Yet his son succeeds in flipping out the hold. Junior then snags his father into a reverse waistlock, hoping for a german suplex. But dear old dad makes a go behind and hurls Colin across the mat with a release version of the hold!

MAGUIRE SR
I will not lose to you!

Maguire Sr looms above Colin, ready to deal unspeakable damage to him. But Junior fights against him with an upkick to the stomach. With his father doubled over, Colin JR snatches him inside a front facelock and uses a vertcial suplex to bring him to the mat. He doesn't leave him there for long, instead bringing him up and striking big with a vertical exploder drop suplex!

“YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Celtic Frost Suplex!

Colin would most assuredly like to push his father into the casket and save his own life from irreversible doom. Ye tthat becomes a roundly difficult task when CLETIC GOTHIC arrives on the scene to attack him!

“BBBBBBOOOOOOOOO!”

RENEE
There's those traitors! Coulter and Flynn!

Celtic Gothic stomps at Colin, while Mister Maguire takes a moment to recover from that harsh suplex.

“IVAR! IVAR! IVAR!”

Speak of the devil and he shall appear; IVAR THE CUNNING comes blazing down the entrance ramp!

RENEE
Ivar! Awesome!

He enters the ring and starts lighting up Celtic Gothic with punches. The duo has no answer for the thousand year old vampire and can only serve as punching bags.

MISTER MAGUIRE
Enough!

Mister Maguire spins Ivar around, seeking to end his meddling. That's a horrible idea, because Colin spins him around and hits with a Biotic Crisis so powerful it propels him over the ropes and into the casket!

“YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!” the audience and Angel sing!

RENEE
Close the casket, Colin! Come on!

COLIN
Farewell, father.

And on that sad note the casket is closed. Colin Maguire SR, after sixty five years on this earth is sealed away for all of eternity.

BUFFER
Your winner of this match....COLIN MAGUIRE JUNIOR!

“YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Colin did it! He really did! He's alive!

Colin sinks down to his knees and takes perhaps the longest sigh of his life. For this is more than a victory, this is an affirmation of life.

ANGEL
You won!

Colin's mom is upon him in an instant, showering him with hugs, kisses, and soaking him in her tears of joy.

IVAR
There was never any doubt.

Ivar helps Colin to his feet where he pulls his friend and progeny's hand into the air. A warm salute goes up from the audience, who are just delighted to see that Colin lives on. Colin sucks in air and continues to take in the fact that he's bested not only his father, but death itself.

RENEE
That's more than a monkey of Colin's back, that's a curse lifted, and a war won. I'm so happy for him!

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Maya  has to deal with another man coming for entry.

SARA JEAN
Hey, hey, hey!

PAPA DUNCAN
You got a problem?

SARA JEAN
You're her grandfather!

PAPA DUNCAN
So the fuck what? I don't see you bitching that Genevieve is banging Krista. Besides I paid a thousand bucks to cut the line! A thousand bucks.

SARA JEAN
You're her grandfather!

PAPA DUNCAN
I know that's what makes it so hot!

Maya lies there, legs spread, pussy oozing cum as it encounters her grandfather's aching member.

PAPA DUNCAN
Here comes granddaddy!

Her grandfather's magnificent cock enters her, making the scene of Krista being sodomized by her mother to be perfectly normal in comparison! Even if Maya wanted to get away from her grandfather, she can't as his rotund body weighs her down.

PAPA DUNCAN
I love teenage pussy!

SARA JEAN
That's your grandfaughter's pussy!

PAPA DUNCAN
You think I should fuck the fat one instead?

SARA JEAN
No!

Maya's limbs go spastic as her chubby granddad fills her with his cock, until his coarse pubic hair is scrapping her bare labia.

MAYA
Oh yes! Oh yes! Fuck me, Grandpa! Give me that big bad grnadpa dick! Fuck me hard, grandpa!

PAPA DUNCAN
See? She wants it. I'd be a real piece of shit if I didn't fuck her now.

Maya feels so incredibly full of hard cock, Papa Duncan emphasizing how he fills her womb as he rests atop me for a few minutes, maybe exercising control to keep from cumming in her pussy that gripps and squeezed his magnificent shaft while occasionally rocking his hips forward to press his cock head more insistently against her cervix.

PAPA DUNCAN
Check it out, she's clawing me like a velicoraptor, I haven't had this done to me since 1987 in Loas.  

Papa Duncan fucks his granddaughter like a virgin humping his first piece of poon. He bounces his fat body in the teenage slut, slamming his fat pecker against her walls, pushing her cervix wide and dumping his splashes of pre cum into her belly.

MAYA
Grandpa, lemme suck your dick, pretty pretty pretty please!

SARA JEAN
Tell her no.

PAPA DUNCAN
I ain't telling her a damn thing, that's the new age parenting technique I learned from OWN.


Papa Duncan's cock is now directly in front of Maya face. She slides one hand off of it, running her palm up his chubby abdomen and tummy. Jeez, he's chubby, she thinks. Her other hand slides down the base against his balls, one finger and thumb circling it as best she could, and no they didn't touch, not even close. Holding the huge cock out from his body, she leans forward and opened her mouth, and a moment later the vast wetness of his cockhead touched her lips. She kissed grandpa penis, looking up at him again for approval. He smiled down at her encouragingly. Maya moans, wanting more, and her lips parted to swallow her dear sweet grandpa's cockhead in her mouth.

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Its tangy and sweet it throbs hot glorious heat in her mouth. Maya closes on it with her lips, sucking an inch in, making a vacuum around his bulbous peckerhead.  Her grandpa's cock is fabulous in her mouth, and incredibly fat piece of meat. She salivates and drools all over his head and shaft until it was slimy-wet, then with her eyes looking up at him, she shows him what a good little cocksucker the boys at school had trained her to be. She bobs back and forth, faster, sucking harder, until she has maybe three or four inches stretching her mouth and cheeks. Her jaw hurt from being pried open, but she was careful not to let her teeth touch her grandpa's sensitive dong.

KRISTA
Hey, dad, let me in on this.

Krista saunters up behind Maya wearing the strap on Genevieve let her borrow.

PAPA DUNCAN
The more the merrier!

SARA JEAN
No aren't you supposed to be getting banged?

KRISTA
That got boring as hell to be frank. I'll go back to it.

Krista rams the entire  length of her strap on in Maya's asshole with one brutal thrust.

MAYA
MMMMMFFFF!

KRISTA
God damn it, I forgot lube. I'm really sorry.

SARA JEAN
How did you forget the lube? That's incredibly irresponsible.

KRISTA
Hey this is my daughter, don't tell me how to parent.

PAPA DUNCAN
Exactly!

Maya lets out a long moan, hurtling spittle and slobber all over her grandpa's cock. Thanks to being such a skilled ass slut, she an accommodate her mother's 12 incher easier than your average woman.

KRISTA
That's it sweetie pie, be our spit roast bitch, that's a good baby girl.

As her mother continues to encourage her and pound her asshole, her grandfather pushes his dick deeper into her mouth then finally her throat. Maya gags and hacks as this is the first cock she's deep throated all day. Maya adjusts like a pro with her mom slamming her butt so hard that it made her meaty cheeks jiggle as if she was being spanked. Her grand father meanwhile manages to get the full length of his 12 incher down her throat and beginning literally fucking her mouth.

KRISTA
We should do this more often.

PAPA DUNCAN
Let's do the fat one next. I call her ass.

KRISTA
That's no fair, I didn't know we were calling holes.

PAPA DUNCAN
You shoulda thought of that.

KRISTA
I was going to offer to let you fuck Maya's ass but since you want to be a jerk about Jade I'm not gonna let you.

PAPA DUNCAN
Don't be mean.

MAYA
(pulling out papa duncan's cock)
Why don't you double fuck us?

PAPA DUNCAN
Krista, you got a smart kid!

Papa Duncan hustles over to Maya's rear hand just has his stubby little legs will carry him.
Father and daughter watch transfixed as their dildos enter Maya butt hole at the same time, that poor anal ring stretching obscenely wide and then allowing those toys to slip inside the nineteen year old's big booty. Somehow instead of crying out in agony and begging for mercy Maya cried out in pure pleasure, the incoherent noises she then let out sounding no less pleasure filled.

KRISTA
Oh fuck yeah, listen to her moan for us, dad.  She loves it.

More amazingly still the tops continue to get the same reaction from the teenager as they start pushing those two enormous dildos up Maya's butt, the nineteen year old living up to her reputation as she took every inch her mom and grandad have to give her.

The father-daughter duo slam their little girl's butt hole with what had to be every ounce of their combined strength, providing Maya with a truly awesome rectum wrecking. Its' just too much, her shit pipe wjust being stretched so wide, those two dicks relentlessly pounding the deepest depths of her bowels, pummelling her deep and hard until Maya thinks she's going to pass out with the exquisite mixture of pleasure and pain, and yet Maya honestly is feeling like she's in heaven.

MAYA
HARDER! HARDER! PLEASE DOUBLE FUCK MY ASS HARDER AND MAKE ME CUM!

With that father and daughter start thrusting their hips back and forth as one, slowly and steadily building up a rhythm until they were both brutalising Maya's butt as hard as they could.


That's more than enough for Maya who begins squirting her cum so forcefully out of her cunt, papa duncan wondered if the girl would take off.  The flood gates have been opened and its easy for Krista and Papa Duncan to butt fuck their little girl through powerful orgasm after powerful orgasm until their poor victim fell face down on the hard floor of the locker room, the merciless tops pounding her until her whimpers ceased and it was obvious she was unconscious.

KRISTA
Back to work, I guess. Come and get it, you fuckers.

A teenager steps to Krista , as our favorite MILF gets back into the game. The teen slowly plunges his vien-encrusted pipe deep inside the soft wet warmth of cupid'd glove.

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KRISTA
Oh sweetie, let Mommy help you take it to paradise. All that meat. All that thick throbbing cock-meat!

Again the boy backs out a few, then drives even deeper...his smothered cock-head searching for bottom. Finally, as his soft hairless scrotum hugs Krista's butt-hole he felt the tip of his pecker nudge the squishy head of her cervix. The boy's head spins as he feels his cock completely surrounded by the clutching sponge-furnace. Its just like in his dreams...only better!

KRISTA
Oh god, you motherfucker, fucking your mommy like this!

Now Maya may be unconscious, but the show must go on and the ho must ho on. A burly black man steps up to the passed out teenager and slides his massive wood right inside her.

SARA JEAN
Hey, hey, she's passed out!

The man snorts his dismissal at Sara Jean, and takes Maya's sex with long cunt pounding strokes. Another black guy gets an idea and pries open Maya's slack jaw to insert his cock within her mouth!

SARA JEAN
Hey, hey!

Maya just lies there unconscious, being fucked like a blow up doll. The men aren't even gentle with her, jack hammering her holes between them. Their thick dark rods are almost a blur as they plunge in out of their zonked out host.

KRISTA
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it! Yeah, baby, fuck mommy!

Krista's too concerned with her latest dude to worry about her daughter being sexually abused. A thick buttery froth of both mom and boy sex cream cot phallus and drip from his balls as they beat against the puckered ring of Krista's butt hole.

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A fat man in his sixites is watching the slow progress of pushing his beef stick past Maya's beef curtains. Seeing that Maya is still unconscious, its her pussy itself both fighting and welcoming him. A couple of inches into her, the pressure on the head eased and he gave a slow push, forcing his length into her cum rich pussy. The man doesn't actually last that long, once he's in he unloads a steamy torrent of juice inside the knocked out teenager.

KRISTA
Get in mama, get in mama's hole!

A man in his late twenties slips his dick into Krista's hot fuck-socket, thrust his hips, causing her velvet nest to stretch around his beefy erection.. His pipe sinks into the sensitive depths of her most sacred chamber.

KRISTA
It gets really fucking hot when you jam it in there!

With only an inch left his cock-head turned slightly upward as it met the spongy head of Krissy's cervix.He snakes his thick fuck-steak back a few inches, then thrust forward burying his meaty pecker straight to the root. Krista responds by thrusting her pelvis backward and her man's cock stretches her uteri as her cunt swallowed another girthy inch.

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The inches of meat now slip into Krista's birth canal as she uses her strong hip muscles to hump her baby's dong. Pre-cum is at a constant dribble now as the man's mighty cock-head stretces the delicate walls of Krista's fuck-box. His large spear plunges up and down her pink cave like a super-engorged battering ram. Finally the man unleashes a milky blast of sperm into her welcoming cunt.

KRISTA
Ahhhh, that's my baby boy!

TONY TOURETTES (OS)
Is it my turn yet?

Tony comes running onto the scene like a bay watch babe and in the process strips himself naked!

GATHERED MEN
AHHHHHHHH!

This is truly the most horrifying sight ever seen in the history of man and the appalled spectators scramble and topple over one another to escape.

CINNAMON
There it is! The evil  I spoke of! It will consume us all! Aaaallll!

MAN 2
The horror!

MAN 3
My fucking eyes!

MAN 4
I want to die! I want to die!

MAN 5
Why has god allowed this?!

Soon Tony himself is trampled and run down by those seeking to get away from him. And in the end there's  no one left beyond the OAOASTers.

KRISTA
Who could have predicated that ending. Who?

 

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BUFFER
The following match is the Elimination Chamber for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title!

And our people talk to me, but nothing ever hits,
So people talk to me, and all the voices just burn holes.
I’m going in (ooh)

This is the start of how it all ever ends
They used to shout my name, now they whisper it
I’m speeding up and this is the
Red, orange, yellow flicker beat sparking up my heart
We rip the start, the colors disappear
I never watch the stars there’s so much down here
So I just try to keep up with them
Red, orange, yellow flicker beat sparking up my heart

 

With “Yellow Flicker Beat” by Lorde singing along a set of stairs lowers from the top of the Angletron. Quite the impressive sight, and its what Silver uses to make a triumphant trip to the stage floor. There he runs his fingers through his white hair and sends a maniac's laugh into the air.

BUFFER
Introducing first, representing THE MENAGERIE he hails from New York City, “THE ULTIMATE HOPE” SIIILLLLLVEERRRRR!

“BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COACH
AngleSault never won an Elimination Chamber, but his nephew's got the chance to surpass his uncle in more ways than one.

Silver enters his pod with a smile and nod to the official, and shows little fear of the horrible structure around him.

 

Ecstasy of Gold hits and an orange pyro rocket falls onto stage and explodes into a flaming bull's head! Its that bull's head that Baron Windels comes charging through like a cowboy out of hell!

BUFFER
From San Antonio, Texas, “THE LONESTAR GUNSLINGER” BARRRROOOONNN WIIINNNDDDEELLLLLS!

“YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
This isn't Baron's first rodeo, hehehe pun.

COACH
And he's got Mister Dick backing him up, because those two are all buddy-buddy once again.

Can't Stop It
Can't Stop It

The jeers are plentiful and vulgar and come loud over “I Want It All.” A wave of scantily clad cheerleaders in silver and black pour out the entrance doors, all working to salute the arriving Xavier Franklin Long!

RENEE
The Young Wolf is on the hunt in Los Angeles!

The XFL goes through his Ray Lewis inspired routine, finshing it off with a defiant stomp that sends pyro exploding all along the entrance stage.

BUFFER
Being accompanied by RICK HEYROSS and represeting The All XFL Team, he hails from Orlando, Florida, “THE YOUNG WOLF” XAVIER FRANKLIN LOOOONNNNGGG!

“BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

RENEE
The Xavier Franklin Long not at all shaken from what he did to Mister Dick. Granted it was an accident, but I'd still feel pretty bad if I blinded a guy in one eye.

COACH
Its only temporary. Besides ain't no room for regrets and second guessing in sports, and Xavier of all dudes knows that.

The XFL jaw jacks with Baron Windels, who is determined to get out of hid pod for a good ol fashioned brawl. But cooler heads prevail and XFL is ushered into his own pod.

RENEE
So The Playmakers failed to win the tag titles tonight, so if you believe in omens, and lots of athletes do, that doesn't look too good for Xavier.

You know I'm bringing bombastic
I'm feeling fucking fantastic
Turn up the music yeah blast it
You know I'm playing like, no more Mr. Nice Guy


You know I'm bringing bombastic
I'm feeling fucking fantastic
Turn up the music yeah blast it
You know I'm playing like, no more Mr. Nice Guy
I'm coming for you

Los Angeles goes batty, crazy and insane as “Bombastic” by Bonnie McKee plays and Alix's Marijuana Dispensary appears on stage. Some fans are in near tears as the hometown girl appears on her bar counter, whipping around her world title like a lasso and also wearing Clippers colors.

BUFFER
From right here in Los Angeles, California, she is the reigning and defending OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion...”THE HOLLYWOOD BAD GIRL” ALIX MARIA SPEZZZIAAAA!

“YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Welcome home Alix!

COACH
Let's hope she doesn't choke like her favorite basketball team.

Alix plays up to the crowd, going from side to side of the chamber and sending them into a furious frenzy. Finally and I do mean finally, Alix settles down and gets into her pod.

RENEE
So we know who the final two entrants are....

Meek Mill's “Freakshow” pops off and out steps a Willy Wonka dressed Big Papa Thrust. His gigantic muscles are kissed and stroked by his sexy Freakazoids.

RENEE
You know you're buff when your muscles can get girls off. Anyway, Big Papa Thrust is a former world champion, who holds a grudge against the Duncan family. And I just bet he'll complain that he entered first into the chamber, while Alix is left to start in a pod.

Big Papa Thrust enters the chamber with mouth full of profanity for his various competitors.  Again Baron Windels has to be calmed down from starting a fight before the match even begins.

“Born This Way” hits and a golden pyro shower descends upon the entrance stage. Through this familiar display comes a chiseled stud muffin in Mister Dick. He's made slightly less attractive by a gold eye patch that rests on his hurt eye. Even so he still cuts a gorgeous sight as he pumps his hips towards the fans.

BUFFER
And finally, from San Antonio, Texas, he is “THE HUMAN HARD ON” MIIIISTTTERRRR DIIIIICKKKK!

“YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Coach, do you think Jock should be wrestling right now with that hurt eye?

COACH
Hell no. Who the fuck fights half blind? But Jock's always been a hard head so no big shock that he's doing this.

Mister Dick steps into the ring and comes face to face with his one time best friend.

DING DING DING

RENEE
This is how you start off an Elimination Chamber with Mister Dick against Big Papa Thrust!

The two former rallies immediately begin throwing hands at one another!

“TAKE THE DICK! TAKE THE DICK! TAKE THE DICK!”

Big Papa Thrust takes Dick's uppercut that tosses him all the way back into the corner. Despite this, the Maui native comes roaring back with a lariat that upends Mister Dick.

BIG PAPA THRUST
You should be pumping my gas somewhere!

Picking up Mister Dick by his brown hair and tries to toss him out of the ring, but Jock blocks that attack. Now he goes on the offensive and hammers BPT with a discus punch!

RENEE
Once, Big Papa Thrust loved that move.

COACH
Now its a pain in the ass!

Big Papa Thrust staggers backwards, allowing Mister Dick to build up steam and bulldoze him with a shoulder tackle. Mister Dick then delivers a round of stomps to Big Papa Thrust's noggin.

MISTER DICK
This one's for you, Freakazoids!

Big Papa Thrust is tossed over the ropes and lands with a hard thud directly on the steel staging of the chamber.

BUSTY and OHLALA
:angry:

Big Papa Thrust is agonized and Mister Dick intends on giving him more harsh treatment. He reaches voer the ropes and secures a front facelock on his rival. From there he bridges backwards and suplexes him into the ring. Now standing tall, Mister Dick unleashes a crotch chop above BPT!

“YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
I'm going to hold of on doing a one eyed monster joke. But seriously Mister Dick is doing pretty well for a guy with one eye.

An Irish whip sends Big Papa Thrust into the corner, and Mister Dick follows by trying to get him to bite his shiny metal dick. But Big Papa Thrust slides out the way, and Jock crotches himself on the ropes! This leads to Big Papa Thrust battering his back with powerful forearms.

COACH
That's what a two eyed man can do!

Done with the forearm smashes, Big Papa Thrust throws his old partner to the ground. Now its Big Papa Thrust's turn to taunt as he flexes the galaxy's largest arms.

“FUCK YOU, THRUST! FUCK YOU, THRUST! FUCK YOU, THRUST”

The crowd changes from taunts to counting as the timer appears...

“TEN!”


“NINE!”


“EIGHT!”


“SEVEN”


“SIX!”


“FIVE”


“FOUR!”


“THREE!”


“TWO!”


“ONE!”

BZZZZZZZZZZT!

Alix's pod opens!

RENEE
The hometown girl is coming to rock!

ALIX
Its a meeeeeeee, Alix!


Alix comes in and smashes Big Papa Thrust with a biiiiiig butt bump!

RENEE
Normally that would be right up BPT's alley!

ALIX
I'll show you who the real Freakazoid is!

ALIX'S BUTT TO BPT
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“YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAA!”

Busy is furious and tries to get into the cage!

RENEE
There's no getting inside! That's part of the point.

Alix ends her freaking of Big Papa Thrust and throws him into the ropes. The native of Maui comes roaring back at her with a lariat, but Alix shocks him with a springboard spear!

“STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!” the Los Angeles crowd shouts for their beloved heroine.

COACH
Nintey nine percent of these dudes would never set foot in Compton.

RENEE
Would you?

COACH
Hell naw!

Alix is struck from behind with a forearm by Mister Dick!

ALIX
Ah patchy the pirate!

MISTER DICK
:huh:

Alix doesn't like pirates and begins assailing Mister Dick with hard kicks to the ribs. They come rapid fire and push him against the ropes. That's when Alix winds up and smashes him with a superkick that knocks him onto the steel grating.

RENEE
Alix is on fire!

The Hollywood Bad Girl next runs up the ropes, then leaps atop The XFL's pod.

THE XFL
Get down!

Alix does get down, but only with a swanton press that hammers Mister Dick the second he rises!

“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

RENEE
I don't believe what I just saw!

Big Papa Thrust starts to step through the ropes, only to be hit with a wild shot from Alix. This leaves him bent over in the ropes and in trouble. Trouble because Alix springboards off the chamber and drops a knee directly onto BPT's head!

“OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

The excitement continues as the countdown begins....


“TEN!”


“NINE!”


“EIGHT!”


“SEVEN!”


“SIX!”


“FIVE!”


“FOUR!”


“THREE!”


“TWO!”


“ONE!”

BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

SILVER's pods open!

COACH
Here comes AngleSault's nephew and his protege!

Silver picks low hanging fruit by yanking Big Papa Thrust into the ring. From there he tries to lift him with an AngleSlam, but Big Papa Thrust has the energy and strength to fight out of the hold.

SILVER
You broke it! I am entirely proud of you!

Silver gives Big Papa Thrust a hug, which is a stupid idea because Big Papa Thrust throws him down with a side belly to belly.

BIG PAPA THRUST
Fuck you, white haired pretty boy!

The white haired pretty boy is thrown into the corner by Big Papa Thrust, and gets choked by his giant boot.

BUSTY
You know what they say about guys with big shoes!

“BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Big Papa Thrust throws Silver to the ground in the center of the ring and looms large over him. But the second he steps to him, Silver snatches him inside an ankle lock!

SILVER
I hope you can escape this hold and go onto bright and wonderful things!

BIG PAPA THRUST
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

SILVER
But it doesn't sound like you will.

Silver works on Big Papa Thrust's leg, causing him incredible damage. Even when Big Papa Thrust reaches the ropes, Silver keeps the hold locked in.

SILVER
Aspire to be hope's peak! Aspire to inspire!

What Silver doesn't notice is that Alix is walking the ropes like they're a tight rope. When he does notice its too late as Los Angeles' girl cracks him across the face with a falling knee!

“ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!”

RENEE
Alix is giving her hometown their money's worth!

There's no time for celebration as Alix is chucked out of the ring by the one eyed Mister Dick. The Human Hard On turns his attention to his other foes, tagging them both with stomps.

RENEE
All of a sudden Mister Dick is the only one left standing.

COACH
Was that an erection joke.

RENEE
It might have been.

Picking Silver up by his white hair, Mister Dick tries to throw him over the ropes. However, Silver manages to bounce back, which annoys the Texas A&M grad. The Ultimate Hope then twirls about and unleashes a super fast heel kick that smacks Mister Dick upside the head and bowls him to the mat!

COACH
Damn, that's a kick right there!

Elsewhere Alix prepares for the countdown by crawling on XFL's pod...

ALIX
I'm on your pod, squishing my boobies!
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“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

The countdown begins!


“TEN!”

“NINE!”

“EIGHT!”

“SEVEN!”

“SIX!”

“FIVE!”

“FOUR!”

“THREE!”

“TWO!”

“ONE!”

BBBBZZZZZZZZT!

BARON WINDELLS is released!

RENEE
The hunky Cowboy arrives to the chamber!

Big Papa Thrust marches over to confront Baron and shoves him right back inside his chamber.

BIG PAPA THRUST
And stay there you white trash Texas piece of white trash!

Them is fighting words and the San Antonio native comes forward and wallops Big Papa Thrust with a Texas sized right hand!

“YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAA!”

Steaming mad, Baron grabs Big Papa Thrust by the back of the head and throws him face first into the cage wall. Blood trickles out of BPT's nose as he staggers back into Baron's arms. But Baron never gets to do anything as Alix flies off Xavier's pod and wipes them both out with a crossbody block!

“ALIX! ALIX! ALIX!”

COACH
She's on more adderall than usual!

Alix decides to deal with Baron and throws him inside the ring. Its Silver who pounces on him with stomps, but Mister Dick comes to his friends aid and beats him off.

ALIX
Heh, the narrator said beat off.

Free of Silver, Baron gets to his feet and throws a lariat at Alix that's ducked by the champion. He comes back with a bommerang lariat, but Alix ducks that also!

BARON
:o

ALIX
Physic powers!

Alas both Alix and Baron fall victim to a double lariat courtsey of Big Papa Thrust! The leader of The Freakshow then flexes his large arms and drops a double elbow on both Alix and Baron!

OHLALA
Go Big Papa!

Big Papa Thrust throws Baron into the cables, and lowers his body to set up a back body drop. However, when Baron comes back he smashes his foe in the back with a forearm. Rocketing up, Big Papa Thrust howls in pain and is swiftly decked by discus punch from Mister Dick.

BARON
Nice timing, Jock.

Silver charges at Baron and Mister Dick, but the San Antonio natives grab hold of him and perform a perfect double side walk slam!

“YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
The Lonestar Gunslingers are firing!

Big Papa Thrust is back on his feet and bundles Baron out of the ring, leaving him alone with his former ally Mister Dick.

COACH
These two have been in the chamber the longest, and soon they gotta deal with a fresh XFL.

RENEE
I bet Mister Dick is looking forward to that.

Big Papa Thrust pops Mister Dick with a shot to his good eye, a cheap shot that backs Mister Dick into the ropes. There, Jock is choked on the cables by BPT.

BIG PAPA THRUST
You ain't shit, Jock!

That trash talk motivates Mister Dick to elbow Big Papa Thrust away. Keeping up the attack, Mister Dick goes off the cables and returns to smash BPT with a yakuza kick!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Stiff Kick!

Right after BPT lands the countdown appears!


“TEN!”


“NINE!”


“EIGHT!”


“SEVEN!”


“SIX!”


“FIVE!”


“FOUR!”


“THREE!”


“TWO!”


“ONE!”

THE XFL
Free at last, free at last, thank god I'm free at last!

“BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

RENEE
There's Xavier Franklin Long, and finally we can get to the eliminations!

The XFL doesn't exactly make a powerful entrance, perfering to sneak behind Alix and school girl her!

ONE!

 


TWO!

 


Kickout!


ALIX
Hey, I voted for Obama!

With a target on his back, Xavier is clubbed by Mister Dick!

RENEE
What Xavier did to Jock was an accident, but you know Mister Dick's temperament when it comes to his looks...

The XFL and Mister Dick duke out into a stalemate. Thus Jock deicdes to go off the ropes and seek out  another Stiff Kick. But The XFL dives out of the ring and Jock winds up tumbling over the ropes and landing on the steel grating. Seeing a big chance, The XFL grabs hold of Jock by the legs and nods backwards.

COACH
Yo, XFL bout to fuck him up!

The XfL bridges backwards and flings Mister Dick face first against the caging! The fans react in dismay upon Jock's impact, and sagging to the mat.

THE XFL
This is The Young Wolf's feast!

ALIX
My spirit animal is a sperm whale. Because I like sperm.

With that said, Alix goes off and whips Baron Windels into the corner. The Gunslinger explodes out and hammers Alix with a lariat. He keeps up the offense and takes Alix across his sexy body in set up for a fall away slam. But Alix swings out and decks him with a DDT! Moving as fast as a bunny rabbit, Alix hops onto the ropes, hops higher and executes a double jump moonsault press onto an arriving Big Papa Thrust!

RENEE
Pro Marijuana Moonsault Press!

Xavier will suffer none of Alix's antics and smashes her face against the turnbuckle to shut her down.

THE XFL
My feast!

Suddenly Xavier is caught by Silver who executes a surprise AngleSlam on him!

“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

RENEE
Silver Bullet!

Luckily for The XFL he's able to roll to the outside and escape a devestating pin.

SILVER
Good for you. Someone as worthless as me should never be able to pin a great wrestler like you.

Silver doesn't afford that same courtesy to Baron Windels as he snatches him inside an ankle lock!

BARON
Aggggghhhh!

SILVER
Your come back story from the broken ankle I give you will be one for the ages!

Baron doesn't want a broken ankle obviously and uses his powerful legs to buck Silver off him. Silver isn't ready to let BW breathe easily and returns to smash him across the head with a Shining Wizard!

RENEE
Shining Light!

The cover....

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

Mister Dick breaks up the fall!

RENEE
Now that's a bromance!

COACH
And its also a stupid move.

Silver stomps down Mister Dick, preventing him from offering any offense. Instead its Alix on the attack with knife egde chops to light up Silver. The New York native is forced into the corner, and then hurled to the opposite end of the ring. But now he recovers, and he attacks a charging Alix with a moonsault into an inverted DDT!

RENEE
Hope's Peak!

Silver hooks the legs for the cover....

ONE!

 


TWO!

 


Alix with the kickout!

 

“YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”


Circling around Alix Silver's eyes speak to pure maddness. His leg twitches a sign he's setting up for his super fast spinning heel kick. But when he finally does unleash it on a rising Alix, she slides beneath it. This puts Silver at a disadvantage, and when he turns around Alix connects with a sommersault neckbreaker!

“YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Confessions of a Kristaholic!

Alix makes the crucial cover and Mosh counts....

CROWD
ONE!

 

CROWD
TWO!

 

CROWD
THREE!


BUFFER
Silver has been ELIMINATED!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ELIMINATED
Silver
Left in ring: 5
~~~~~~~~~~~~

The XFL tries to cherry pick and grabs Alix in hopes of hitting a German Suplex. Yet the world champion flips out the hold. The Young Wolf doesn't realize this as he HOWLS into the night. But he's soon shut up courtesy of an inverted hurricanrana from The Hollywood Bad Girl.

RENEE
That howl is more like a whimper!

ALIX
BOOOOOOTYTIME~!

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“YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”


Big Papa Thrust doesn't let Alix get her moonsault off as he levels her with a lariat!

BIG PAPA THRUST
All the true pimps and not the pieces of white trash know that Ohlala has the best ass in the biz, and if you don't know that yer a piece of white trash!

“BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Fruther enraging the Staples Center crowd, Big Papa Thrust grabs hold of Alix in a press position. From there he launches her out of the ring and dumps her onto the steel staging.

“FUCK BIG PAPA! FUCK BIG PAPA! FUCK BIG PAPA!”

BUSTY
Gladly!

Turning around, Big Papa Thrust is met with a right hand from The XFL. The two men begin an exchange of blows, but all that is got short when Mister Dick starts walloping them both! Though he has one eye, he's able to take on both men and winds up chucking BPT shoulder first into the ring posts.

“OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Mister Dick gets a helping hand from his good buddy Baron as the two men latch onto The XFL in a double front facelock. They then hoist Xavier up and launch him outside with a gordbuster!

COACH
Damn, niggas and niggettes getting tossed out the ring left and right.

Mister Dick exits the ring to deal with The XFL, while Baron works over BPT in the corner. Though hurt, The XFL manages to hammer Mister Dick in his six packed stomach with body blows. But The Cocky Prick only suffers so much of these before he whacks The XFL with a discus punch. Stunned, The XFL can't stop Mister Dick from grabbing hold of him and chucking him face first into the plexiglass of one of the pods!

“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!”

The XFL stumbles backwards, and falls into Mister Dick's clutches. The Human Hard On brings him up and then slams him down on the staging with a back suplex that hurts both men.

COACH
Stupid Jock, what are you thinking?

Back in the ring, Baron Windels throws Big Papa Thrust into the ropes. A lariat is thrown by both men and with such tremendous impact they both go down. Neither wishes to admit any sort of weakness, and as such they put aside the woe and use the ropes to crawl upright. But shrewd Alix pulls the cables down on BPT, causing him to topple over in haphazard fashion!

OHLALA
:o

Alix slingshots herself into the ring and smacks Baron with a dropkick! Down goes the big Texan and Alix is quick to make the cover....


ONE!

 


TWO!

 

Shoulder up!


Pulling BW off the canvas, The Hollywood Bad Girl tries to whip him into a corner. However, Baron reverses it and its Alix sent into the corner. The Gunslinger follows her in and hits her with a lariat, then turns that into a bulldog! Now he's feeling confident he can end Alix's time in the match and circles around her.

RENEE
Baron's got something big planned!

When Alix rises, Baron tries to seize her in a front facelock. Tries and fails due to Alix rolling away from him. She unfurls her body and springs off the ropes, to capture Baron with a springboard hurricanrana! Referee Mosh counts the ensuing pinfall....

ONE!

 

 

TWO!

 


THREE!


BUFFER
Baron Windels has been eliminated!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ELIMINATED
Baron Windels
Left in ring: 4
~~~~~~~~~~~~

RENEE
Alix is in beast mode tonight!

COACH
Yeah, the champ's accounted for the first two eliminations.

Alix is blindsided by The XFL, who decks her with a shoulder tackle. Working fast, he takes her into his arms and executes a t-bone suplex! After that he hooks her legs for the cover....

ONE!

 


TWO!

 


Alix brings the shoulder up!

The XFL goes into the ropes, and Alix follows, forcing him to swing and miss with an emergency lariat. Trouble hits XFL as Alix twirls him around with a tornado inverted DDT. The spunky champion then rushes to the ropes and uses a lionsault to land a lateral press across The XFL....

ONE!

 

 

TWO!

 


The XFL makes the kickout!


Alix rises but get captured by Big Papa Thrust who throws her down with a spinning side belly to belly suplex! Alix rolls away, and Big Papa Thrust can't give chase due to Mister Dick shoving him into the corner.

COACH
Mister Dick should have helped Big Papa Thrust with Alix.

Mister Dick makes a run for Big Papa Thrust, but gets backed away by a raised elbow. The leader of The Freakshow then seizes hold of Jock and seeks out a belly to belly. But its Mister Dick who wins this battle as he uses a side belly to belly of his own on BPT!

MISTER DICK
GAG ON IT!

“YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAA!”

BUSTY
Go to hell, Jock!

Mister Dick is distracted for the moment by Busty, which is all the time Big Papa Thrust needs to low blow him!

RENEE
Not his dick! No!

Mister Dick falls over in a heap, his favorite muscle under extreme agony. This sight leads BPT to make the cover....

ONE!

 


TWO!

 


Kickout!

BIG PAPA THRUST
(to Mosh)
You sucking him off? That's why the count was slow, because you suck him off because that's what people like you is suck people like him off!

MOSH
:(

BIG PAPA THRUST
Fuck your sad face!

Big Papa Thrust turns his anger from Mosh to Mister Dick and stomps his former tag partner out of the ring. He then turns to face Alix, who launches a superkick. But the strong grappler blocks it and throws Alix's foot to the ground. The world champion won't give up and rushes to BPT, who just grabs hold of her and throws her with an overhead belly to belly!

COACH
Ain't nobody throwing that suplex like BPT!

Grabbing Alix by the wrist, Big Papa Thrust throws her into the corner. He charges after her, but is shocked to be taken down by a her corckscrew moonsault press! Eager to finish off BPY, Alix hooks the leg....

ONE!

 


TWO!

 


Kickout!

ALIX
I liked Thrasher better.

MOSH
:(

Alix latches onto Big Papa Thrust and tries for a vertical suplex. Obviously this doens't work, and Big Papa Thrust turns the hold into a bridging Northern Lights!

ONE!

 


TWO!

 

Alix escaps the pinfall!


Alix rolls to her feet, but soon faces an incoming Big Papa Thrust. She matrixes bellow his lariat, and pops up to crack him with an enziguri! The blow doesn't floor BPT, but instead leaves him dazed on his feet. As such Alix is able to drill him with a sunset flip pile driver!

“OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!”

RENEE
When Alix last used that move I was still in broadcasting school!

BPT is out of it, and Alix is happy to pin him...

CROWD
ONE!

 

CROWD
TWO!

 


CROWD
THREE!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ELIMINATED
Big Papa Thrust
Left in ring: 3
~~~~~~~~~~~~

BUFFER
BIG PAPA THRUST has been ELIMINATED!

RENEE
The champion is sizzling!

The Young Wolf has no respect for Alix's dominance and makes a quick grab of her. She tries to fight out his clutches, but he still manages to hit her with a teardrop suplex. Not finished by a long shot, The XFL grabs Miss Spezia into a standing head scissors. He swings her up for the Long Bomb, but she wards off such move by flipping him over with a hurricanrana. The XFL rolls so wildly he ends up on his feet. He shows great recovery and ring awareness by bouncing off the ropes and blindsiding Alix with a yakusa kick!

“OOOOOOHHHHHHH!”

RENEE
Through the Uprights for Three!

Alix is out on her feet, and is again forced into a standing head scissors. This time The XFL completles his lethal finisher, the helicopter power bomb known as The Long Bomb!

“OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!”

Referee Mosh gets into position and makes the cover....

ONE!

 

 

TWO!

 


THREE!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ELIMINATED
Alix Maria Spezia
Left in ring: 2
~~~~~~~~~~~~

RENEE
Alix is gone! She really is, Coach!

“FUCK THIS MATCH! FUCK THIS MATCH! FUCK THIS MATCH!” the heated LA crowd yells.

COACH
We are guaranteed a brand new world champion when this match concludes.

The XFL gets a furnace worthy blast of heat from the fans as he peacocks around the ring to celebrate his besting of the now former world champion.

RENEE
So its between Mister Dick and The Xavier Franklin Long!


The XFL offers Mister Dick a lock up, but the one eyed monster doesn't except and wallops him with a discus punch. The XFL is staggered and thus Mister Dick has no problem whipping him to the ropes. When the Orlando native bounces back Mister Dick upends him with a back body drop! The XFL hits with thudding impact, but still manages to rise upright. Sadly for him he's caught within a front facelock. The Human Hard On then hoists him up and destorys his back with a vertical suplex into the corner posts!

“OOOOOHHHHHHHH!”

RENEE
It looks like Jock is doing to Xavier what Xavier did to Alix,

Mister Dick makes a lateral press...

ONE!

 

 

TWO!

 


A kickout!

“DICK HIM DOWN! DICK HIM DOWN! DICK HIM DOWN!” the audience lustily sings.

Mister Dick nods to the chanting crowd as he pulls The XFL into a full nelson. But as he lifts him for the slam, The XFL shifts his weight to throw Jock off him. The Cocky Prick scrambles to his feet but is faced with a charging Young Wolf. This is no problem for The Human Hard On as he grabs hold of Xavier and crushes him with a spinning side walk slam!

“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COACH
Dayum~! Xavier is a legit heavyweight and Jock just treated him like he's Mariachi.

Mister Dick bends back and covers his foe...

ONE!

 

 


TWO!

 

 


The kickout!


Mister Dick builds up steam off the ropes, but when returns The XFL slashes a European Uppercut against him. The Human Hard On shrugs off this blow and fires a knee to the chest that The XFL shrugs. Now The Young Wolf smashes Mister Dick across the back of the head with a round house. Jock sags to his knees and The XFL catches him inside a standing head scissors!

RENEE
Another Long Bomb maybe!

But Jock counters this in a big way; he lifts Xavier up and devastates him with an Albama Slam!

COACH
Jock's been in the ring the longest, but this shit is definitely going his way. He's cooking!

Mister Dick lifts Xavier off the mat by a full nelson. Its a straight deadlift and its made even more impressive when The Human Hard On throws Xavier down with a full nelson!

“YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
Pure Penetration! And a deadlift at that!

Mister Dick grabs hold of Xavier for a pivotal pinfall....

CROWD
ONE!

 

CROWD
TWO!

 


CROWD
THREE!


NO! THE XFL WITH THE KICKOUT!

“THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE! THAT WAS THREE!” the fans decry.

MSTER DICK
Its cumming time!

“YYYYEAAAAAAAA!”

RENEE
My favortie time!

COACH
:o

Mister Dick has a mind on a jack hammer, but the second he brings The XFL up, the Orlando native thumbs him in his good eye!

CROWD
:o

MISTER DICK
Fuck!

Jock's hands immediately go to his eye, and suddenly evil springs into Xavier's mind. The Young Wolf pries Jock's hand away and devestates him with an eye rake!

RENEE
Hey! Xavier is targeting Jock's one good eye!

REFEREE
Xavier, please-

THE XFL
Shut it!

The XFL grabs hold of Jock by the side of the head, and then proceeds to rake his eyes back and forth, side to side along the ring ropes!

MISTER DICK
AHHHHHHHHH!

Mosh gets between The XFL and Jock, causing Mister Dick to start swinging wildly. Unable to see anything all he connects with is air. Finding his hilarious, The XFL dances around him like Ali.

RENEE
This is plain sick! Its not funny at all!

COACH
I gotta agree. But Mosh needs to stop this match.

The XFL cuts through one of Mistrer Dick's wild blows and curses him with another lethal eye rake! Jock screams in searing agony, and finally Mosh physically interjects himself between The Young Wolf and his prey.


Interjects himself and stops the match!

HEYROSS
:)


BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen referee Mosh has stopped this match due to Mister Dick being unable to continue. Therefore your winner of the 2015 Elimination Chamber and NEW OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION......THE XAVIER FRANKLIN LONG!

“BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!”

RENEE
LA is right on! What Xavier did is pure BS!

COACH
Girl, you gotta do what you gotta do to win the world title.

The chamber is barely halfway up before Heyross and the rest of The All XFL Team is in the ring to salute their leader in his latest world title win. Rhaenys and Alysanne are all over him with kisses and promises of more fun to come later.

COACH
And you gonna tell me he shouldn't have done whart he did? Jock shouldn't have stepped into the ring!

The referee passes Rhaenys the belt so she can attach it around Xavier's waist. After that she and her sister plant kisses on the belt, while Xavier gets daps and high fives from his squad.

RENEE
Now The XFL is a two time world champion, but they he won it, is just the worst.

Brock and Mathis take The XFL onto their shoulders, and he raises the belt into the air as we....


FADE OUT/

 

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