Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT-BROADCAST IN OAOAST 3D RENEE Its HeldDOWN time as he anxiously wait for the bell to ring so we can say School's Out! COACH That was clever, Renee. RENEE I've got quips and puns all loaded up for the rest of the year. Nothing to it. Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clapping Got a real good feeling something bad about to happen With “Something Bad” playing first the fans are not in a good mood to start the show. They pollute their air with boos as Sugar strides to the ring, attired in a green Flair robe, and flanked by no less than six security brutes. RENEE Its the women's champion, Sugar! But what's up with all her bodyguards? COACH You gotta protect the best in the business, Renee. That's why no one hangs around me, they don't wanna accidentally hurt me. RENEE I'm so sure that's the reason. Sugar produces a microphone and is already itching to insult the fans. SUGAR Ya'll must think this is real funny! Like when Sheen found out he weren't as smart as Jimmy Neutron. Well ya'll ain't no Sheen, ya'll ain't even Carl, and ain't nothing funny about me still having Belle blood! “YES THERE IS! YES THERE IS! YES THERE IS!” SUGAR No there ain't! No there ain't! No there ain't! But ya'll better understand one thing and understand it good, you thrid grade reading level chumps, I still got Flair blood too. And that's more Flair blood than any of you losers can ever hope to get! So you can call me Sugar BELLEFLAIR OAOAST Women's Champion, and killer Hottie who's gonna kick your shins into outter space if you keep messing with me! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE She's in a worse mood than usual. SUGAR Probably yer thinking about why I got security out here with me. I should sick em on all of ya and steal your cotton candy and what not, but I got my own cotton candy! COACH Tell em, Suge! RENEE SUGAR No, security is out with me, 'cause I told Sophie they better me. I staged a sit in in her office for three hours. I almost peed myself but in the end I got the security to protect me against Cinnamon Spoons. According to her she's cashing in her title shot at School's Out. But never trust nobody named after a food! RENEE The irony is too much! SUGAR I know she said that to throw me off my guard. I have dealings with these supernaturals and they ain't on the up and up. She'll come after me and my title whenever she thinks she can take it from me. But she's gonna have to go through these bad boys to get to me! And when she gets to me I got a shin kicking ready for her! And if that happens at Schools Out then so be it, but like I always say to be the woman you gotta beat the woman and ain't no one beating this woman! WHOOOOOOO~! “BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!” Something Bad resumes playing as Sugar hoists her women's title into the air for the fans to jeer and boo over. RENEE Its Sugar Belleflair against Cinnamon Spoons for the women's title at School's Out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 *** Logan Mann w/ Holly vs. Doc White *** Back in her husband’s corner for the first time in years, Holly watched Logan defeat Doc with the Liberation DDT. Although Doc took another L, he managed to impress with a sequence of moves that had Logan reeling until he decided to take a high-risk that had zero reward, eating a WICKED LEFT HOOK attempting a suicide dive! Winner: Logan Mann, via pinfall. Logan celebrated on the second rope after the match, only to be yanked down by MR. DICK! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" HOLLY The [bleep]!? The events of AngleMania still fresh on his mind, the Real American Prick unload, delivering a massive FACIAL~! (discus punch) that spun Logan around 360! REENE Logan just got sent around the world and he didn’t have to ride a plane! Holly pulled Logan to safety and the two retreat up the stage, leaving MD to stand tall. Then he grabbed a mic and challenged Logan to a match at School’s Out and let Big Papa Thrust know they went through either. TONIGHT'S MAINEVENT THE GOLDEN GRR VS LEON RODEZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 BURGER KING Bangor, Maine Night Inside an otherwise empty Burger King, in the children's playground is.... ANGEL MAGUIRE and her son COLIN MAGUIRE JR sipping on a cup of blood. ANGEL Darling, COLIN Do not call me that. ANGEL You are a horrible vampire. No offense. COLIN I have been a vampire for a grand total of less than six months. It is a species I would not have even need to be converted to if you in your wisdom had seen fit to protect me from the vampire who wished to kill me. ANGEL So you believe I'm here to protect you. Finally! Angel reaches over for a hug that Colin wants no part of. COLIN Do not hug me. I harbor no trust in you, I am merely dependent on your cloaking spell. ANGEL I crossed from the other side to save you. COLIN A wasted journey, a wasted lie and wasted breath. I believe you no more than I did when you dared to call me son. ANGEL I'll tell you the truth then. COLIN I have a hard time believing you are capable of such, but please go ahead. I could use the entertainment. Angel lets a prolonged sigh. ANGEL Your sister- COLIN Already lies. I am an only child. ANGEL Let me finish! COLIN You would tell me I have a sister, and then when I call the obvious fallacy in this statement, you yell at me. ANGEL Please. Colin folds his arms but allows Angel to continue. ANGEL I was barren. I was. I swear. You father was devastated, but he loved me. He did, but he wanted a kid so bad. And so did I. Your Aunt. Your Aunt Delilah. COLIN What Aunt Delilah? ANGEL My sister. Another witch, she said she could help me. She could do what I couldn't because she was always more powerful. I could have children finally... COLIN Do not trail off now, I have to assume we're getting to the best part of this tale. ANGEL And it worked, it really worked. Cassidy Maguire was born, a beautiful blond baby girl, so lively so beautiful and sweet. But the deal I made with my sister....the first born of every generation had to.... Angel can't fight back the terrible tears that leak from her eyes. COLIN Had to what, Angel? What happened to this Cassidy? ANGEL Delilah took her....killed her. I told your dad she was ran over. Ran over. Yeah. He couldn't talk about her after that. That's why he never told you. The tears come harder for Angel and Colin can't bare to look at her, with his face hard and his eyes forming slits. ANGEL But we got pregnant again. This time with you. And I promised, I promised you I would protect you no matter what. No matter what. COLIN And then you died. ANGEL I wanted to protect you. That's why I came back. I love you, Col. Colin doesn't speak for a moment, and Angel reaches out for him. But when she does, he rises, his eyes welling with tears themselves. COLIN Yes, well, your grand declaration is just a few years too late. ANGEL I've watched you from beyond for years. You've traveled all corners of the world, seen monuments erected, but you've never found true peace. Colin is clearly affected by her words ANGEL The only moments of joy in your life, however fleeting, have been simple pleasures. As you climbed the Himalayas, as you tended to your horses. Quiet days, teaching that boy Shakespeare-- COLIN (overwhelmed) Stop. ANGEL I watched you paint. I watched you- Colin snatches his mother by the throat and holds her in the air. This isn't done so much with fury as its done with deep sorrow. COLIN I said, stop! Years observing me-- were your eyes closed as I slaughtered friendships one by one Fed my way through numerous innocents? Because, let's face it-- I have a tendency to play with my food. Have I made you proud, mother ANGEL Colin....you don't have to be this monster your pretending to be. Now Colin can't hold back the tears and they flow wildly from his eyes. COLIN Its too late for me to pretend to be anything else. SNAP! With one hard, awful and demented squeeze Colin snaps his mother's neck. His red eyes watch as his trembling hands let her go free, and her broken body sinks to the floor. COLIN Its too late, mother. Its too late. Away Colin goes, leaving his dead mother behind in a Burger King. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Marcellus Wallace, accompanied by OAOAST tag champs Hood Again, cut an in-ring promo hyping the #1 contenders match announced earlier this week on OAOAST SYN between VICE and the CHRIST AIR EXPRESS at School’s Out. MARCELLUS Instead of being pissed with the CAE for interfering in our match last week and bitchin’ about getting booked in a #1 contenders match against them, you boys oughta be thankful ’cause they saved you a whoopin’! Marcellus went on to say there won’t be any winners at School’s Out only losers because whoever comes out on top is gonna get waxed by his nephews. COACH Anything can happen in the OAOAST, but I’m buying what Marcellus is sellin’. Hood Again have looked dominate. The champs uncle/manager also had some harsh words for the Keyboard Warriors. Then the AngleTron went black and TEXT begin to be typed on-screen complete with emotions! “ROTFLMAO! Silly HOOD-igans! Nobody embarrasses us. We do the embarrassing! Not-so-nice ride now, huh? “ Marcellus shot back saying “Instead of talking tough how ’bout you try to act it?” “ A challenge? Even u know u got lucky the first time! We accept!” MARCELLUS Anytime, anywhere. And don’t forget to bring your big boy pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 SPOONS' RESIDENCE MORNING Annagret slogs down the stairs in a night shirt and drags herself into the kitchen where she finds her mom has served up breakfast and her step dad is scarfing it down. EARL Morning, sunshine! ANNAGRET Don't coll me that. So whoa, what's up here? GEDRUN Pancakes, eggs, toast, orange juice and turkey sausage. ANNAGRET Ugh, I know what it is. But like why'd you do it? GEDRUN The family must needs eats. ANNAGRET People don't say must needs on earth. You haven't cooked since you got valkyrienapped, so why now? EARL Its yummy. ANNAGRET I bet. So, like, my question. GEDRUN I am in a delightful mood. And therefore I'm cooking. ANNAGRET Not that I really care but why are you so happy? Didn't you hear people died in Nepal. GEDRUN Colin's mother may have her son under a cloaking spell but they don't last forever. Colin's dad will use a witch to locate his uncloaked son, I will use a witch to locate him and pin him in that casket for eternity. ANNAGRET Nothing like forced imprisonment of senior citizens to start the morning. Annagret has a seat in front of her plate. GEDRUN Uh-uh. Go wake your sister up. ANNAGRET Ugh, why me? GEDRUN Because I told you to. ANNAGRET So not fair! Not fair as it may be, Annagret still leaves to go wake Cinnamon up for breakfast. Grumbling to herself she reaches the second floor, and barges into see Cinnamon, humping her MITB breifcase. CINNAMON Violate my innards you bastion of title security! ANNAGRET Ohh-emm-gee! CINNNAMON Spew your green seed into the wells of my sex! CINNAMON Penetrate the walls of my moist love grotto, oh ye wicked briefcase! ANNAGRET She can microwave her shit. What a weirdo! Annagret closes the door and leaves big sister to her errrrm business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Prior to the bout it was announced Deuce Deuce Bigelow and the “King of Bronies” Daisuke Motozaki would meet at School’s Out. In addition, OAOAST officials were close to signing Blaine Cayley vs. Oscar Friberg for U.S. Title next week on HeldDOWN~!*** Team SCREAM (Jo-Jo, BTK, Oscar & Tanner) vs. Slaughterhouse (Deuce, Big Boy, “The Warthog” Jack Wendy & Sonic) w/ C.A.M. *** With new U.S.. Champion Blaine and his sister Samantha enjoying the same e-cigarette in their corner, Team SCREAM competed for the first time with Tanner Neptune as an official member of the group. And the guy was out to impress, taking it early to Sonic. SAMMI TANNER Using their speed and great teamwork, Team SCREAM gave Slaughterhouse all they could handle, but they weren’t able to overcome the size and strength of their opponents, particularly Deuce who finished BTK with a sit-out shoulder piledriver he calls THE DEEP FRYER.Winners: Slaughterhouse, via pinfall. REENE Slaughterhouse back on the winning track following their defeat at AngleMania XIV. Backstage we find the brother-sister duo of GRETCHEN WRIGHT and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT in mid conversation as they walk through the halls. GRETCHEN I must say, Christian, your friend, this Martin, he does not seem of noble blood. WRIGHT Neigh, on the contrary you will never meet a more noble soul. GRETCHEN Pah! I find that claim to be highly unlikely. I could stumble down the steps and meet more noble a soul in my delusions. Come now, Christian, your friend lacks an understanding of the classics, if he is even literate. He is literate isn't he? WRIGHT As a matter of fact he writes music. Truth be told he's been preparing some lyrics just for you. Won't you take a listen, it would mean a great deal to me. GRETCHEN For your benefit I shall. As luck and proper staging would have it the Wright siblings are right in front of the music studio! Music studio? Yes we have enough money for a music studio! The two enter with Ice Quiz all ready for Gretchen. ICE QUIZ What it be, G-bizzle? GRETCHEN Pardon me, you mannerless cur! I'll not stand to be laughed at by a base scoundrel of your ilk! ICE QUIZ Shit. C-Dub, help. WRIGHT Gretchen, milord wishes to only entertain you. GRETCHEN Very well, but do not leer at me as you do. This is no den of iniquity! ICE QUIZ Word, Studderboxx lay a beat. Studderboxx emereges from the shadow and drops a beat for IQ ICE QUIZ It's Friday night, I'm ready to start my club regimen, I'm trying to get phone numbers from the female specimen. This club was formed in the mind of an ancient wizard, who was also formed in the mind of a small green lizard. Gretchen is not impressed so far. ICE QUIZ My third eye shook like the bass in the club. When suddenly, we were disturbed by a thud Gretchen's manners are too high for her to look for an exit. ICE QUIZ The earthquake shook fifty blocks and rained down rocks like the buttocks of this harlot her name was Charlotte, and her hair was red and parted. Face palm from Gretchen! ICE QUIZ I smelled a foul stench as if someone had farted but it turns out the Reptilian War had started the leader of the reptiles gave me a sacred text and carved it. Shout outs to Jimmy Iovine, shout outs to Yung Buck, shout outs to Biggie and Tupac, shout outs to Thugga, shout outs to Studderboxx STUDDERBOXX ***makes airplane noise*** ICE QUIZ Shout outs to Synth Abdul Jabar, shout outs to Proof RIP, shout outs to Abdullah Abir Nerdly, Ice Quiz just goes on and on and now Gretchen wishes she weren''t so mannerly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Backstage, OAOAST Hall of Famer is joined by the 3 Amigos, the brand new OAOAST 6-man tag champions. Terry congratulates the guys and they thank the OAOAST Galaxy for their love and support, vowing to be the best 6-man tag champs in OAOAST history. Chick then hypes his singles match later tonight against Leon Rodez, only for the 3 Amigos to be attacked by THE MENAGERIE. RENEE The former champions doing a number on the men who dethroned them last week! OAOAST officials rush to restore order, escorting away the Menagerie... but not before Silver lets their intentions known. RAYDER Ay, consider 'at a request for a rematch. SCOURGE As ye were lads. SIVLER I hope you'll overcome this setback to be magnificent champions. RAYDER Fat chance o' that, eh. OAOAST officials tend to the champs as we cut away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Talking bout the lights, the dirt, the shit, that hurts We're not gonna turn around We're doing this for good, for worse The gift, the curse, we're not gonna back downAll I need in this life of sin is me and my girlfriend Down to ride till the happy end, is me and my girlfriend All I need in this life of sin is me and my girlfriend Down to ride till the happy end, is me and my girlfriend The audience puts out huge, huge, HUUUUUGE cheers when “Girlfriend” by Icona Pop bursts out! RENEE Look! Look, Coach, look! Renee is in fangirl mode like everyone else as Queen Esther leads her fairy god children, Krista Isadora Duncan and Alix Maria Spezia, the world champion to the ring. COACH Turncoats and usurpers that's all I see. RENEE That's all you see? Really? COACH And some fine MILF bitches. Inside the ring all three Hotties have microphones. KRISTA Alright so Chicks Over Dicks has a fairy god mother now. QUEEN ESTHER Tis I! “YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” KRISTA And not that I wasn't consulted on whether I as a 47 year old woman need another mother to heap guilt upon me and possibly rape and abuse me, which I wasn't, but I should have you know that Queen Esther is more than just a fairy god mother to the drug riddled mind of Alix and the blackened heart of Krista. She's a fairy god mother to my pair of banging double Ds! QUEEN ESTHER to KRISTA Astounding! Why, think of the orphans we could nourish with the milk in these bosoms. KRISTA Eww, poor children. No. But I guess some seventeen year old run away can suck on these for a while. But not only is Queenie the fairy god mother of a pair of titantic tatas, but she's also the fairy god mother of Ally's tasty buns! ALIX QUEEN ESTHER Yes! Often times during the great famine of 99 my father would gather the local women in the town for a beauty pageant and he'd take the three best to feast with him in private. ALIX So, like, your dad forced starving women to- KRISTA Don't even bother. If I had a nipple for every time I've taken advanatage of young women I'd have a freakish amount of mipples While its great that we have a fairy god mother, its all too bad and so very sad the many people who dare to fuck with us don't. One of those people happens to be Northstar. Or Lord Northstar. Northstar, the only thing you're lord of is washed up drag queens who turned fifty, looked in the mirror and realized their faggot ass is no longer cute. RENEE Burn! COACH I felt my soul get clapped from down here! KRISTA But, I'm still cute, I'll always be cute, when I die from suicide, or homicide, or perhaps sexinacrashingairplanecide, I'll be a cute corpse, and when I fuck my way to top of hell I'll make a dang cute lil she devil. And when I beat you to a bloody RuPaul mess at School's Out, Lord Northstar, I'll look super cute doing it! “YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALIX Am I supposed to talk next? QUEEN ESTHER It would wise for the world champion to address her people. ALIX Sup people. I know a lot of you may be in your 30's and living with moms, or you might be living on your own but in a shitty home, or you got a family but your wife is a cheating bitch and your kids are pretty ugly and a lil stupid- QUEEN ESTHER Perhaps you might say something uplifting? ALIX Ohhhh. Kay! Landon sucks! “YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALIX But even though King Landon sucks so much I'm gonna present him with a gift next week. A gift of a brand new throne! Aaaaaaaand, check it out dudes and dudettes and Bruce Jenner almost dudettes, I took the liberty of trading his throne for a TJ-MAXX gift card! Now I can buy shit nobody who shops at decent stores wants. For free! Leaping high five! Chicks Over Dicks and their fairy god mother hit a leaping high five! “YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” the fans cheer and “Girlfriend” plays once again. RENEE That's nice of Alix to get King Landon a new throne, but something tells me the King might not think so. COACH We'll see the explosion next week for sure. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Making their first public appearance since AngleMania, the reunited BIG PAPA THRUST and OOHLALA joined OAOAST correspondent Sara Jean Underwood at the world famous interview lounge along with the other Freakazoids (Malaysia & Busty). Sara Jean still couldn’t believe what Oohlala did to MD at AM. OOHLALA Sara, darling, look at me. I’m in my prime. Why grow old, fat and ugly when I can stay forever young and sexy, hmm? SARA JEAN But the baby! OOHLALA That’s not your concern. Nor will it be for Dick. BIG PAPA THRUST But I’ll tell you who oughta be concerned: the entire OAOAST. See, I made Dick my bitch at AngleMania! Even forced him to tap out! SARA JEAN Thanks to-- BIG PAPA THRUST SHUT UP! My punk job should’ve shot me straight to the #1 contender spot for the World Title. But apparently the OAOAST is too afraid to book me in a title match against one of their moneymakers like our new World Champion. You wanna be like that? FINE! But not even the next best thing can protect their favorites. SARA JEAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 ***Mathis Golden W/Rick Heyross Vs The Keyboard Warriors (tarheelhockey & Dodger_Blues)*** Several other Keyboarders came out to protest that the term handicap match was offense and demanded that the match be made a normal tag to be all inclusive and thus non offending. RENEE Wow, talk about being overly sensitive. And they're gonna get these other two Warriors hurt even more! “Man of the Year” rang out and Bohemoth marched to the ring in a flashy suit and pimp worthy sunglasses. He announced he'd be Mathis Golden's partner for the match! COACH You ain't never lied, Renee! What were these morons thinking? Did they expect an actual person in a wheel chair to be Golden's partner? As for the match Golden and Bohemoth deal with the Warriors like they were light work. Tarheelhockey was defeated with the heart punch known as Heart of Gold for the win. Winner: Mathis Golden and Bohemoth, via pinfall BOHEMOTH Stick with me, Golden, you and I can do big things. RENEE The XFL isn't going to like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 DEIRDRE Even you should be able to find a way to get the 24/7 title off of Jack. REMY Heh. Chere I would do anything to see you smile again. DEIRDRE Save it. You weren't any help when that...that...thing was hounding me for a date. BUT, you can put my name on the mangerial name if you can get that belt. REMY Chere, it would be- DEIRDRE Its been a year since that incident with my family and I'm still shunned. I sit alone at lunch, I sit alone at dinner, people are placed next to me on flights as punishment. I still get nothing from anyone here but scorn. Scorn and dirty looks and whispered hatred. REMY You are the apple in my eye, chere, you know this to be true. DEIRDRE You're so full of shit. But if you want to me to believe in you, get that title from your old friend, Jack. COMING UP NEXT! CHICK THE GOLDEN GRR VS LEON RODEZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 ***Leon Rodez W/Maggie Nerdly Vs The Golden Grr*** RENEE Chick did win the six man titles last week, but this is the toughest challenge of his life! Right, Coach? COACH No dizzle. Leon hasn't lost a match since October and that's when he was a human being. He's a devil now, and Chick is coming in hurt. Leon shows what he thinks about Chick by slapping him in the face! “BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Chick tries to punch Leon but gets tripped up in into a walls of jericho! COACH Leon gonna finish this loser right quick! But Leon released the hold and casually let Chick go. LEON You're nothing. Understand? Chick came after Leon with a wave of punches, all of which missed horribly do to Leon's ease of ducking. LEON You think wearing a fanny pack and having a sound effect for a name gives you strength. Let me show you what gives you strength. Leon proceeded to hit Chick with no less than three blue thunder bombs, but somehow only got a two count at the end of it! RENEE Wow! Way to go Chick! COACH Yeah, piss Leon off more. Leon slapped Chick around some more, even allowing Maggie to slap him in the face. But Chick stayed tough and fought back against Leon with forearms and body blows. Chick tried to use his Chickenrana but was countered into a running powerbomb by Leon. The Devil Inside then turned him into another walls of jericho, but Chick managed to make the ropes! “CHICK! CHICK! CHICK”! The audience sung. LEON Pipe down! Leon continued to beat on Chick, but Chick used punches to hammer away at Leon. Still Leon hit a Soul Destroyer (foot DDT) followed by a double stomp, that seemed to end Chicks' chapter. But Chick kicked out! Now Leon was grring as he bashed Chick's face against the turnbuckle posts. He then hit him with rolling Germans that still only got a two count! “GRR! GRR! GRR! GRR!” the fans grunt and howl. RENEE Give it up to Chick! Leon continued to torment Chick with brutal moves before climbing to the top turnbuckle. Sadly for him his 450 splash missed! Chuck hit a Chicken Dance into a leg drop for a big pin chance.... ONE! TWO! Kickout! The fans were solidly behind Chick as he went to the top turnbuckle. He leaped off with his senton finisher, but Leon got the knees up. As Chick was left in pain, The Devil Inside connected with the One Hit Kill kick to the face for the win! Winner: Leon Rodez, via pinfall Disgusted that it took so long to beat Chick, Leon Rodez left the ring in a huff. When Chick rose, Leon got to see the fans giving The Golden Grr a standing ovation! RENEE How about that show of respect from the OAOAST Galaxy! Great job, Chick! You're awesome! COACH He did good no doubt. He's still gonna be wearing a fanny pack after the show so I still hate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 BURGER KING BANGOR, MAINE A staff member pushes open the door to the kid's playground with a mop in tow. They're humming The Party Brigade's entrance theme when they notice the dead body of Angel slumped in the booth. WORKER Ahhhhhhhhhh! The worker promptly FAINTS when Angel SITS UP and TWISTS her neck back into place! ANGEL Ow, that boy is as stubborn as his dad. FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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