Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Earlier today Sophie is escorting RENEE YOUNG from a stretch limo through the parking lot. SOPHIE Oui, oui, you will be marvellieux as OAOAST personality! Sara Jean she eeez so overworked now. RENEE I'm just happy to be aboard, Sophie. SOPHIE We can start by having you host zhe Sluttymania I pre-show. Big news, ma cheri, we will 'av zhe Ejaculation Chamber III at Sluttymania. Eeez like Euro in zhe banc aussi, zhe winner gets women's tittle whenever zhey want. RENEE Hey, I'm starting at an exciting time! SOPHIE Oui, c'est vrai! RENEE Gimmie a a scoop, what Hotties are in the chamber? SOPHIE I tell you Maya and Melissa are two. Zhat is only hint! RENEE Okay, okay. Oh, look, what's going on over there? Renee points to Christian Wright who stands reluctantly away from a souped up sports car driven by Ice Quiz. WRIGHT Milord, you claimed you knew how to drive a stick. ICE QUIZ Cracka, I said what I said because what I said is the truth. WRIGHT Milord, I find your definition of the truth varies greatly from my definition. ICE QUIZ Mu'fucka, is we finns go to Taco Bell or not? WRIGHT So long as you are to drive, I would prefer to stay away from the border. ICE QUIZ Man fuck it, I didn't even wanna go. I'ma park this shit. SOPHIE There's Michael Cole! Bonjour, Michael! COLE Hey everybCRRASSSSHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WRIGHT ICE QUIZ Aiyo, what the fuck? Did I hit something? There better not be no scratches on this candy paint! Better not be! What about my rims? Is my rims fucked up? WRIGHT SOPHIE Renee, can you start tonight? RENEE Sure! WRIGHT OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT-BROADCAST IN OAOAST 3D RENEE Welcome to HeldDOWN on the road to Anglemania and Sluttymania I! And well you can call me your new color commentator. I'm Renee Young, everybody, please welcome, Da Coach. COACH Ran down for some Taco Bell. Fitting end for that fuckboy. I bet they weren't even really gonna go to Taco Bell, probably some bootleg joint called Pedro's. You all kinds of fine tho. RENEE You're welcome. COACH Girl know it too! Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clapping Got a real good feeling something bad about to happen “Something Bad” brings out the boo birds and welcomes OAOAST Womens Champion, Sugar Flair! RENEE Coach, I think its great that December won the Lethal Bang at Anglepalooza. COACH You're lucky you're hot, cause you off too a bad start. This is a nightmare for Sugar. RENEE Its a nightmare because she made it that way. She's always treated December like dirt, and you know what they say about paybacks. COACH No what? RENEE Really, Coach? SUGAR Ooga Ooga Flair in 8938 BC said these great words “oogo booga oogoo boog!” That translates into people speech as to be the man you gotta beat the man! RENEE Kids throw away your text books, because Professor Sugar is teaching history. SUGAR And today I say to be the woman you gotta beat the woman, but ain't nobody beating this woman here! WHOOOOOOO~! “DECEMBER! DECEMBER! DECEMBER!” RENEE The OAOAST Galaxy really loves December, and what's not to love? SUGAR You donkey butts can shut yer yaps! “BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” SUGAR December, December, December! Ya'll are chanting for Casper the Ghost, yes you are. Her chances of beating me are about as real as ghosts and goblins, real as the Boggieman, real as the monsters unde my bed. Actually her chances of fighting me at Sluttymania are about as real Fred Flintstones Lucky the Leprechaun. RENEE Well they say the first stage of grief is denial. But this is pretty bad. SUGAR I'd like to introduce all of ya'll in the big wide OAOAST Galaxy to my Sluttymania I opponent...ANASTASIA VIOLETTA. Her own rendition of “Once Upon a Dream” serenades the sexy Russian babe, Anastasia Violetta for her trip to the ring. ANASTASIA Sugar, you look adorable. “BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE She does look kind of nice in that skirt, I gotta give it to her. ANASTASIA While I enjoyed my time in the Lethal Bang, the fun is over, and now we're down to business. Namely December is getting a title shot she doesn't deserve. I came on the dick of The Flex, who last time I looked over the OAOAST roster, wasn't listed. SUGAR Tell em! ANASTASIA So the way I see it and the way Sugar sees and the way everyone else should see it, is that I never came. Not officially. But December did cum, right after she thought she won. But she didn't win. Not officially. I won. Officially. SUGAR So there, losers! “BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RENEE That's errrm interesting logic. Maybe we’re run out of time Driving our selves out of our minds Maybe we’re missing the signs All of our dreams making us blind Baby we’re leaving behind Nothing to see, Nothing inside You’re falling out of touch And you’re barley there Keeping up with the rush Just to go nowhere We’re lost our way, lost our way “Nothing Inside” comes alive and the fans bring forth huge cheers for December Belle, Lethal Bang winner! DECEMBER Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Mmmmmm. Hey. SUGAR Hey? DECEMBER I was taking a great nap on a production cart when I got woke up because of all this. Lemme think what I wanna say. SUGAR You don't know what you wanna say?! DECEMBER I should thank the guys in the Lethal Bang. Now I know what I look like with white hair. Pretty much a cutie. Oh and they're pretty good with their dicks. Gotta mention that, kay. Got lots of entires for my dickipedia. Never got to hook up with MEL, though and I dunno if I can just use MARV's dick as a reference, and I only gave him a handjob. It was for thirty seconds. SUGAR Dang it, December, did you forget me and Anastasia are in the ring? DECEMBER Yes. But now I'm not forgetting. If you want to duck and dodge me, because you're afraid of me- SUGAR Afraid? I ain't afraid of you! I ain't ever been afraid of you! DECEMBER Oh well that erases that point. But for some reason you're ducking and dodging me, probably because you know I'll take your title and slap you on the back of the head for the years of suck I've lived with you. SUGAR Years of suck? Yer the one telling me I can't go to this place, I can't go to that place, I can't take candy from that old man, I can't get a ride in this old man's car, I can't go get a photo shoot done by this old man. Yer the one who made me live a life of suck, and I ain't letting you near this Women's Title no matter how many guys you bang! DECEMBER We can settle this at mach speed, Sugar. SUGAR I got a hard time believing you can settle something at snail speed. DECEMBER I'll throw my number one contender status thing stuff thing-a-ma-jig up against Anastasia, and if she wins she can have it and crap and you can dance if you want and if I win I get to cream you at Sluttymania I. Sugar and Anastasia turn to each other and smile. SUGAR You're on! DECEMBER I'm glad you're happy. SUGAR You are? DECEMBER No. I was just trying to be nice. December gives a small smile before she actually dozes off on the entrance stage. RENEE Coach, what do you think? Was that a good idea of December to put up her title shot against Anastasia Violetta? COACH Fuck you asking me for? RENEE Your the analyst! COACH You got a lot to learn about this place, babygirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 ***The Christ Air Express W/Melody Nerdly Vs Mathis Golden and Brock Ausstin W/Rick Heyross*** Renee was sure to point out that the CAE could be the first team to ever repeat as AC winners. Brock and Mathis weren't about to let that happen easily. The big men dominated early, causing Rick Heyross to light up a victory cigar. That maybe wasn't such a good idea as the twins mounted a crucial comeback. But as we went to break, it was the team of giants dominating. Back from break, Brock had MARV set up for his finisher. Luckily MEL was able to help him escape! The twins had to play hit and run, to a bit of success. But when it looked like The All XFL Team would comeback SABRINA OAKHEART sprayed Mathis and Brock with silly string. This allowed for a double rollup for a victory! Winner: The Christ Air Express, via pinfall More problems arose for The All XFL Team when CLAR AISLING DELACEY accosted Ricky Heyross, and held his cigar above his head! AISLING (In rocker voice) HELL FUCKING YEAH, MOTHER TRUCKERS! “YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” AISLING (in rocker voice) The Saint Archie School for Bad Girls tour of mayhem and misery continues! Today's stop, bacon boy's fat forehead! HEYROSS Lemme go! SABRINA I wanted to hide the toilet paper in your dressing room, but Aisling said this was cooler... AISLING (in teenage voice) No shit its cooler! I doubt most of them use toilet paper. Soooooo the deal is if no one wants to see you get roasted then two certain someones are gonna gives womens tag title shots at Sluttymania! “YYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” SABRINA And if they don't you'll get burned and buried alive as a sacrifice! AISLING (in queen's voice) Simple child, that idea was dismissed for lack of shovel and access to dirt. The fans let loose with jeers with the appearance of The All XFL Network, women's tag champs on the stage. ALYSANNE You...you...you...RAPSCALLIONS! RENEE Thems fighting words for sure. ALYSANNE How could you threaten a sweet, lovable man like the Champagne Papi? Where is your decency? Where is your kindness? Where is your love?! SABRINA Are you gonna answer our question or what, dorkus? RHAENYS We'll make you a compromise, dears. There's rules and regulations to title shots and they aren't handed out the way crack and meth is handed out in every back alley in this city. “BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” RHAENYS Oh shut up, I read the newspaper. You two, you'll get a title shot at Sluttymania, sure. But, that's only if you can beat Men-U-Pause next week. And I think that's a big if. Aisling shoves Heyross to the ground, leading the disgraced manager to scamper off. With him gone the hotheaded teenagers nod their agreement to this major stipulation. RENEE I don't believe what we just heard. A number one contneder match between Men-U-Pause and St.Archibald's School for Bad Girls. And its next week on HeldDOWN. Wow! COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Backstage, OAOAST correspondent and Hall of Famer Terry Taylor caught up with the Slaughterhouse and Deuce Deuce Bigelow. Deuce revealed he’s the mastermind behind the group and put over Big Boy’s showing in the Lethal Rumble. As for why he wasn’t entered, it was noted OAOAST officials withheld him as punishment for his actions towards Mariachi. Deuce then reminded everybody how he vowed to avenge his “fluke” defeat at the hands of the Flaming Luchador last year. CARL And how say revenge is a dish best served cold. Heh heh. DEUCE That little bitch got it cold when I enlisted the services of these men to off that stupid furry amigo of yours. JACK Tastes like chicken, don’t it? *snorts* DEUCE (CONT’D) Then you got it flaming hot when you tasted your own blood! Deuce concluded the promo hyping the Slaughterhouse's Anderson Cup tag later tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Our world champion, King Landon Maddix, sits slumped in his throne gazing out at nothing. All around him are his queen and his Kingsguard who have to watch him, once mute, scream to life. KING LANDON This can not be! It can not be! (stamping his feet) It can not be! QUEEN ESTHER My king calm yourself please. Cousin Goose- KING LANDON I don't care about your animal cracker friends! Not when Krista is coming for me! QUEEN ESTHER Surely you will best her in combat as you always do. KING LANDON As I did once! What about all those other times when she's kicked my ass from pillar to post? Did you think of those times? Did you?! I asked you a question! QUEEN ESTHER No, my king, I did not. I'm sorry. KING LANDON You're sorry. You're sorry. If your apologies were stones I'd have enough to build myself a fortress to the sky to protect me from Krista. Damn it all to hell! QUEEN ESTHER My king, I believe those who are noble- KING LANDON Oh shut up, will you? No, no, no, wait, wait. I have a brilliant plan. Yes, brilliant! Too brilliant! She likes you, she's attracted to you. You will have sex with her in exchange for my safety. Such a comment is barely able to take hold in Esther's mind. Its almost to absurd for her to entertain. QUEEN ESTHER My king! I...I...I am yours and yours alone. My place is only in your bed. KING LANDON I would have you fuck everyone of Krista's family members and their pets to save me from her. Esther wants the tears to come, but she can't let them. No, a queen must stay strong for her queen. SER TIMOTHY Your grace, this is poorly done. KING LANDON And what wisdom do you have to offer me? You're Lord Commander of my Kingsguard and you've done nothing but watch my demise. SER TIMOTHY Give me leave to find more men to shield you from Krista. KING LANDON Fine. Do it. Everyone out. All of you! Leave me alone! The King's orders are absolute and everyone leaves, even his Queen. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Colin's Compound Spencer walks into what would be a normal chic living room if it weren't filled with arm security. The second after he walks in, Colin emerges from the rear door, decorated in blood. SPENCER Wha...wha...wha... COLIN Out with it, mate, you're curious about the blood. Spencer gives a hurried nod. COLIN And here I thought you were married to and forced to live with a vampire. SPENCER She drinks from blood bags, and I'm not forced to live with her. She just has a finished basement and fast internet. COLIN The lies we tell ourselves to make it through our days. Well then, if you must know, old friend, this blood comes not from pleasure but from necessity. SPENCER Yeah, you've got to drink blood to live. I know how I the vampire thing works. COLIN Yes you do, but alas you do not know how I work. At this very moment I have a brand new witch lined up to torture. SPENCER What? Why? COLIN All because the old one died more quickly than I'd have liked. Fragile things, witches. Also useless things, for not one has been any sort of help for anything but staining my carpet. So exasperated by all this, Spencer has to sit down. SPENCER What are you torturing witches for? Not looking at Spencer, Colin goes over to rummage through a table rife with blades and knifes. COLIN I need to reverse the magic that turned my father into a Valkyrie, and from there remove his head from his neck and damn him to a much deserved grave. Now the only sources of that information are witches and they have been...less than helpful as I just said. SPENCER They probably don't know how, Colin. We're in New Hampshire, and you're torturing North American witches for a Norse problem. COLIN And, might I ask, would you have me do? SPENCER Maybe Gloss can help. COLIN I believe your wife detests me, but she hates Lyric and I hate Lyric, perhaps we can bond over that. SPENCER I'll see what I can do. Colin picks up a saw from the table. COLIN Hurry then. I'm running out of witches. ***Snot Vs Randy Andy*** The story of this match was that Ser Timothy Cash came out to scout Snot. He had to be impressed with the powermoves Snot used, and watched, pleased, as Snot won the match with a triple powerbomb. Winner: Snot, via pinfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 RENEE Guys, we have exclusive footage from after Anglepalooza 2k15, of a conversation that went down between Jade Rodez-Duncan and Lorelei DeCenzo. After Anglepalooza Towards the garage area Jade has caught up to Lorelei who is having her bags be wheeled by two interns. JADE What you were thinking? LORELEI Jade. JADE I can't believe what I just saw! LORELEI No, I would assume you couldn't. Your kind can't grasp moves of power or moves of necessity. JADE Necessity? You have got to be kidding me! Tyler and Shayne trusted you! LORELEI And they trusted you. Look how far that got them. JADE This isn't about me. This is about you, and what you did. You're lucky I don't slug you! LORELEI Don't play the role of your mother, you aren't fit for it. I will give you an answer on why I turned on Tyler and Shayne. King Landon was right. JADE About what. LORELEI They aren't ready to be champions. And I only manage the very best, and that will continue. JADE You'll pay for this. LORELEI I'm looking forward to getting the receipt, dear. Lorelei gives Jade and ever so irritating smile and walks off. TONIGHT'S MAINEVENT DECEMBER BELLE VS ANASTASIA VIOLETTA COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 *** Anderson Cup, Semifinals: Big IQ vs. Big Boy & Sonic Jr. w/ Carl Arby McDonald *** What turned out to be one of the most chaotic matches in Anderson Cup history began simple enough with CW and Sonic putting their technical skills on display. But the idea of grabbing a headlock or taking it to the mat flew out the window once Ice Quiz and Big Boy stepped inside the squared circle and opened fire. It was blow for blow and power move for power move. Their style rubbed off on their partners and the bout degenerated into a hot mess. COACH We’ve got all hell breaking loose, Mikey Cole! REENE And the OAOAST Galaxy loves every second of it! Miscommunication by the Slaughterhouse crew led to Big Boy being knocked outside, leaving Sonic alone with Big IQ. COACH Oh no. REENE Is it time to Get Ya Mind Wright, Sonic? Looking to double the impact of their flapjack/jawbreaker combo, Ice Quiz shoots Sonic into the ropes… but Carl grabs Sonic’s feet and pulls him to safety outside. CARL Suddenly… CARL & SONIC … Ice Quiz DIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE and wipes out both men!!! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH DAYUM~! Sonic is tossed back in and Big IQ hit their flapjack/jawbreaker combo! REENE Get Ya Mind Wright! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! SAVE BY BIG BOY!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Ice Quiz attempts to tackle Big Boy, who moves and sends IQ crashing shoulder-first through the top and middle turnbuckles into the steel ringpost! * THUD * IQ hits the floor after being tossed through the ropes. Meanwhile, CW is grabbed by Sonic and eats a SPEAR... NO!! Mariachi breaks free and Sonic takes the brunt of the blow courtesy of Big Boy! COACH Aah! A dropkick knocks Big Boy out through the ropes, paving the way for Mariachi to cover Sonic... but Carl climbs onto the apron to distract the ref. REENE Come on, ref! Get him down from there! COACH Unlike CP3, Carl's being professional with his grievances. REENE Over what? This has been a finely officiated match. COACH Hence the professionalism on Carl's behalf. Look how level headed he is compared to others in the past. While Carl continues to chat up the official, Big Boy returns to deliver the BIG FINISH packaged piledriver! REENE Big Boy with the Big Finish! That's gonna do it. Big Boy places Sonic on top and exits outside to celebrate. * TWHACK * Only to get blasted by a CHAIRSHOT courtesy of JUICY CANTU-SI! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH What the heck? REENE You know that chairshot's dedicated to Mariachi, who was brutally assaulted by the Slaughterhouse a couple weeks ago. JACK WENDY storms ringside and chases Juicy through the crowd and out of camera view. Back inside, Carl is losing his mind over what just happened. Now his lack of composure is what diverts the ref's attention as CHICK FILET (sporting a Roman headband, white slim fit dress shirt/skinny jeans and golden bots) appears out of nowhere, grabbing the discarded STEEL CHAIR used moments ago and takes flight off the top rope flapping his arms before drilling Sonic with a chair-assisted FLYING ELBOW! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" CARL COACH Hasn't that idiot heard of forgive and forget? REENE Obviously Chick hasn't forgiven or forgotten how his so-called "friends" kicked them out of their group. Chick drapes CW on top of Sonic and baseball slides out of the ring, knocking out Carl in the process! COACH COME ON! The ref notices the cover and counts... ONE! TWO! THREE!!!Winners: Big IQ, via pinfall. Slaughterhouse leader DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW rushes the ring and berates the official, telling him what he missed. The Slaughterhouse then spot Chick amongst the OAOAST Galaxy waving flamboyantly and blowing them kisses. DEUCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Backstage we find Terry Taylor hauling his old ass after Morgan Nerdly. TAYLOR Morgan, slow down! MORGAN Why don't you go faster? Hhaha! Morgan wheels around with a playful smile. MORGAN Let me guess, you want to ask me about Pierette. She who shoved me off the interview stage. I'm fine by the way. TERRY Sorry, sorry. MORGAN What am I going to do with my sweet cousin? What do you suggest? TERRY Challenge her to a match? MORGAN Just a regular match. So boring. I'll liven it up for you. At Sluttymania, a very fitting title for the likes of me, she can face me in a Dubai Debauchery Match. Where nothing, and no one is off limits. (licks lips) Not even you, Morgan twirls her blond locks and disappears from whence she came. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Inside the offices of Sunrise, Megan Skye and Sunshine Yukino are having a discussion. MEGAN I'm not telling him that. You tell him that. YUKINO Alexander your friend. You tell him. MEGAN No, its embarrassing! YUKINO Why it embarrassing. MEGAN What am I supposed to say? “Hey Alexander, how's your day going, did you watch the Superbowl. Oh yeah Mariachi wants to pay you six hundred dollars to watch you dance in a diaper.” YUKINO That good. No superbowl part, he from Greece. Interrupting this argument is Brian Travis Kidd! BRIAN Ladies, can I get a word with Bobbi? YUKINO This look like phone sex operation? You pay for sex. BRIAN I'd rather take her out to dinner and a movie, get to know her a bit. Emerging from her room, in regular clothes is Bobbi Cheesecake BOBBI Hey, Brian, how's it going? BRIAN I'm doing alright. But, I got a question for ya. BOBBI What's up? BRIAN What are you gonna do about Malaysia? BBBBBBBBBBBOMMAAMAM! that would be the sound of Malaysia SMASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL LIKE KOOL AID MAN! MALAYSIA What are you going to do about me, Cheesewhore? ALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MALAYSIA I'm gonna pick off your friends one by one. Start with Sushi Big Tits, make her love me long time. Then I'll fuck ice queen Skye with a special wooden dildo. MEGAN Wooden? That doesn't sound safe. MALAYSIA Then I'll stretch out country boy's asshole with a fucking golf ball. And then its you Cheesewhore, then its you. BOBBI Brian, give me a hand! Bobbi starts pushing on the front desk, and Brian quickly gets the message! Together they push and push until it topples onto Malaysia! BOBBI Now run! Everyone makes a hasty exit having no desire to tempt fate with Malaysia's recovery. TONIGHT'S MAINEVENT DECEMBER BELLE VS ANASTASIA VIOLETTA COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 At the world famous interview lounge, LOGAN MANN paces uncontrollably. When questioned by our longtime correspondent Terry Taylor, he blows up on Krista for last eliminating him in the Lethal Rumble but saves most of his anger for Alexander The Brutal and U.S. Champion Oscar Friberg. LOGAN What did he pay you to interfere?! *paces* I know. A title shot! I had Oscar beat. You’re looking at the one true United States Champion. The one and only United States Champion! Oscar Friberg, you’re a FRAUD! Alexander, you big dumb brute, you’re an accomplice! The wrath of Mann will fall on both of you! (direct into camera) And don't think I've forgotten about you, you sonuvabitch. Yeah, you. You know who you are. I don't forget. I DON'T EVER FORGET! I've got the memory of an elephant! First I regain my United States title and then vengeance is mine!! *** United States Title: Alexander The Brutal vs. Oscar Friberg © *** Following their group meeting a few weeks back, Blaine was present ringside for his fellow Team Screamer’s title defense. Blaine couldn’t have been any less interested in the bout, though, just wandering around enjoying his e-cigarette until an upset Logan stormed the ring to attack Oscar and Alexander as both laid fallen. HOWEVER, on his way down the aisle he bumped into Blaine, who’s already peeved with him over his elimination during the Lethal Rumble… but also now because Logan unintentionally knocked the e-cig out of Blaine’s mouth. BLAINE Pissed, Blaine throws down his trench coat tand joins the action inside going right after Logan! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH What the heck? REENE I guess the lesson Logan learned the hard way is: never knock a man’s e-cigarette out of his mouth!Winner: No contest due to outside interference. * BZZZZZZT * OMG~! The mysterious hidden camera hacks yet again into the OAOAST live feed, this time catching MR. DICK and MALAYSIA chatting while keeping an eye out out so they aren't spotted by others. If only they knew. The brief conversation, which we never hear, ends with MD patting Malaysia on the backside. He departs as Malaysia looks on unsure. MALAYSIA * BZZZZZZT * OMG~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 ***December Belle Vs Anastasia Violetta W/Sugar Belle*** December's trip to Sluttymania was on the line and Sugar made sure to remind her that it was soon to be canceled. In the early going, Anastasia took December to school with some chain wrestling that had Sugar cackling in delight So easy did the Russian Hottie have it, that she sung a Fallout Boy melody for the fans. December did find her way back into the match, but midway through the comeback decided to take a nap on the French announce desk! Luckily she woke up at the count of eight and slid back into the ring. Befuddled by this, Anastasia was put on the defensive. When she managed to escspe a German, December just grabbed her into an Artic Dreams (dragon sleeper). Sugar was on hand to cause enough of a commotion to get December to end the hold. Damage wasn't lasting for Tender at Heart as she took the fight back to December. The Eastern European beauty hit a sitout side driver known as Once Upon a Nightmare for a close fall. This got Sugar going and she urged Anastasia to go for the finish. But, Anastasia could not hit Violet Skies her kneeling belly to back driver. Panicked Sugar tossed in the title belt and distracted the official! Anastasia got the hint and picked up the title...only to get hit with a boot in the face by ANNAGRET WICKEDBORN! This was the end of the line for Anastasia who was hit by Wake Me Up When December Ends (f-5 into Rock Bottom) for the win! Winner: December Belle, via pinfall Post-match Sugar tried to get the official to overturn the call, but in mid-argument the Sunrise duo cleared her from the ring! FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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