Chanel #99 Posted August 29, 2013 Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 The following program is powered by...OAOAST.COM: BOOKMARK THIS~!-OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT-BROADCAST IN OAOAST 3D COLE We are live from Las Vegas as we head towards Angleslam 2013! It is OAOAST HeldDOWN~! with Michael Cole and Da Coach!*SCREEECH* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" "Where Would You Rather Be" by Zico Chain powers through the arena to a chorus of boos, as the World Champion and his money hungry manager make their way out. Ripping off his sunglasses, Bohemoth seems very eager to get to his reason for coming out, leaving Lorelei in the dust as he strides to the ring, giving her no time to pose in the spotlight next to him. COLE The World Heavyweight Champion is on his way to the ring. And he doesn't look in a happy mood. Which might have something to do with what happened last week.BOHEMOTH You wanna complain about what went down last week? Go ahead! See if it changes the fact I'm the World Heavyweight Champion. If I wanna bust somebody upside the head with my girl's shoe, who's gonna stop me? Does she look like she's got a problem with it? Hell, there's plenty more where that came from! Lorelei, show 'em. We soon realise why Lorelei seems so cheery, as she shows off her clearly brand new shoes. BOHEMOTH See that? I've got the money, I don't need to worry about ripping off her shoes and beating someone over the head with them if I want. The fact is, I'm the man and everybody answers to the man, not the other way around! If Buckworth or Odin or Alfdogg or Colin don't like it, then-OOF! Suddenly Bohemoth is flung forward, by an attack from behind by COLIN! COLIN If I don't like it, then what? Colin stomps the hell out of Bohemoth forcing Lorelei and Josh to flee for their own safety! Picking up Bohemoth's World Title belt, Colin then waits for The Beast to try and stand up, before BLASTING him across the side of the head with the belt! Bohemoth is left motionless, as Colin stands over him and looks intently at the belt. COLIN You really ought to be more careful with this. Colin drops the belt on the fallen Bohemoth's back and walks off, message sent. Viewing the last part of the video back on the AngleTron, Bohemoth scowls. BOHEMOTH Alf! If you know what's good for you then you better get out here right now, because your World Champion has a problem! "BO SUCKS!" "BO SUCKS!" "BO SUCKS!" "BO SUCKS!" BOHEMOTH Like I care what you people think. Alf, did you even see what happened? Are you even paying attention to your company anymore? Your World Champion got attacked, from behind and nothing's been done about it. I could have been hurt, I could have been injured, I could even have had to forfeit this title! What sort of a company are you running where that can happen, huh? Where innocent people can just be attacked without repercussions? You're lucky I don't sue you for unsafe working conditions! COLE What!? You've got to be kidding me. COACH You don't think he's got a point? COLE Of course I don't! How can Bohemoth complain about this with a straight face, he's as big a part of the problem as anybody! BOHEMOTH So Alf I wanna know what you're gonna do about last week and I wanna know now! And it better be good. Bohemoth folds his arms, making it clear he's willing to wait."I should've known these walls would cave in I should've never left my heart there on the line Cause when the shit hit the fan, all we ever had Ended up lost in the fire And now nothing's saved, nothing's gained Was it all in vain? 'Cause I'm standing in the eye of the storm And everything I've known is blowing away I'm caught in a hurricane, I'm leaving here dead or alive" "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" But much to his annoyance, it's not Alfdogg who appears, but instead, Teddy Buckworth! COLE Well that's not Alfdogg. COACH Gee, thanks. Where would we be without you around to state the obvious? BOHEMOTH What do you want Buckworth!? I'm not in the mood for a conversation, at least not with you, so you better turn around and scram before I mess up a few more of your ribs! TEDDY What I want is the same thing these people want. For you to stop whining like a baby. "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bohemoth is outraged by this accusation and complains to Lorelei, as if she's supposed to do something about it. TEDDY You've got a problem with somebody attacking you from behind? Well now you know how the rest of us feel. Difference is, when I had Odin, Colin and you chasing my World Title, I didn't whine or complain about it. BOHEMOTH What do you want, a medal? TEDDY No. I want another shot at the World Title. BOHEMOTH HA! Are you serious!? (to Lorelei) Is he serious!? Don't you remember what happened last time you were in the ring with me Buckworth? Face it, you're not big enough or bad enough to survive around these parts. Me? I'm plenty big and I'm plenty bad! I just shouldn't have to deal with people jumping me from behind, because they know that's the only chance of taking me down. Man to man, nobody can match me, because I AM THE MAN! I proved it against you, I proved it against Colin... TEDDY Then what are you so afraid of? If nobody's a threat to you, what's stopping you from defending that title... right... now? The crowd buzz at the prospect of seeing a World Title match but Bohemoth is quick to shoot this down and laugh at the mere suggestion. BOHEMOTH That's the best you've got? This is just sad. I mean I thought you were pathetic before, but now you're just delusional! You really think I wouldn't crush you again like I did last time? You really think coming out here and playing the brave hero is gonna get you anywhere? I see you, eyeballin' my belt, eyeballin' my woman. Well you're never getting them back Buckworth. Bohemoth removes the World Title from over his shoulder and hands 'his' belt to 'his' woman. BOHEMOTH But... if you really wanna come down here and fight like a big boy, then I guess I've got five minutes to spare to pound you into the ground. COLE Uh oh. Buckworth has to think about this for all of a few seconds, before dropping his microphone and heading for the ring! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" I was angry when I met you I think I'm angry still We can try to talk it over If you say you'll help me out Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) No need to fight Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) We'll be alright This is the noise that keeps me awake My head explodes and my body aches Push it, make the beats go harder Push it, make the beats go harder Buckworth is barely done rolling up his sleeves ready to fight though, before "Push It" by Garbage hits and Colin Maguire Jr. appears on the stage! Neither Teddy or Bohemoth look happy to see CMJ as he calmly picks up Teddy's discarded microphone. COLIN It's okay, you lads can have yah little fight. I just figured I oughtah clear something up first. Bo... I didn't attack you cause I thought I needed to. I did it because... *shrugs* well, cause I wanted to. BOHEMOTH COLIN Now I happen to think you've got a point about the unsafe working conditions Alfdogg's responsible for letting go around here... COLE Is this National Irony Day or something!? COACH Could be. Seems like it's always National something Day. COLIN ...which is why I wanted to apologise. BOHEMOTH Apologise? COLIN Yeah. I promise that next time, whenevah it is I decide to beat you down, I'll make sure it's face to face and not from behind. TEDDY I never thought I'd be agreeing with you Colin, but... ditto. Suddenly Buckworth bursts into the ring and looks to make good on his promise by attacking Bohemoth when he knows he's coming! A slugfest break out between the two, watched closely by Colin, until he decides to hit the ring as well! COLE We've got a fight on our hands here! COACH Looks like yet another situation Alfdogg hasn't got under control. Way to go, boss man! Lorelei hurries out of the ring as Colin lays into both Bohemoth and Teddy, who turn their attentions on CMJ and both start fighting back. Colin is knocked under the bottom rope and Bohemoth and Teddy immediately turn back on each other, only for Colin to return and CLIP THE KNEE of Buckworth! COLE Right to the knee! We need to get somebody out here to separate these three! As Buckworth goes down clutching his leg, Bohemoth is able to overwhelm Colin and club him across the back. Colin tries to fight from underneath but Bohemoth continues to hammer him over the back, leaving Colin unable to fight him off. Suddenly though, Colin is saved, as TWO UNKNOWN MEN in black hop the rail and attack Bohemoth from behind! COLE Whoa whoa whoa whoa, what's going on here!? COACH I dunno, but things just got a lot more outta control! Bohemoth is caught by surprise and beaten down pretty swiftly, the slightly larger of the two assailants attacking with precise strikes to the knees to bring him down, while the other takes a more frenetic, frenzied approach and just flails away at him. Colin steps back and watches this with confusion, clearly not expecting this help, as the World Champion is finally left immobilised. Things then get even more confusing for Colin, as the more frenetic of the two attackers gets up and HUGS HIM. COLE What the... Although Colin looks taken aback, he doesn't stop whoever this is from embracing him, just giving him a strange look, before shaking his head and rolling out of the ring. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Okay, I'm completely lost. COACH Me too. Looks like Colin's pretty lost too. But, whoever these two are, they just did CMJ a solid. Colin continues to walk away shaking his head as the two unknown attackers look on, the hugger seemingly unsure as to why Colin didn't appreciate their help.COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 "Whoa Is Me" by Down With Webster hits and Jo-Jo Whoa cruises out on his Porsche Carrera GT with B.T. Kidd riding shotgun, the tag titles on the dashboard. They guys pose on the hood of the car before scrolling ringside nodding their heads to the music and sending girls into a frenzy. BUFFER The following non-title bout is set for one fall. Currently in the ring… from Palm Beach, Florida… TANNER MANN! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" As his name might suggest, Tanner is well, a tan man who clearly enjoys the Florida rays. BUFFER And his partmer... from Phoenix, Arizona… AUGUSTO MENDOZA! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Dressed like a Mexican general and smoking a cigar, Augusto sneers as boos rain down on him. BUFFER And their opponents! They are the newly crowned OAOAST tag team champions… total combine weight 307 pounds… BRIAN TRAAAAAVIIIIISSSSSS KKKKKKIIIIIIDDDDDD and "THE ONE MAN SHOW"... JO-JO WWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!! “YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Once in the ring, the champs pose for their fans and photogs ringside. COLE Step aside Justin Bieber. You’re old news. Jo-Jo Whoa and B.T. Kidd are all the rage along with fellow 6-man tag team champion Oscar Friberg! COACH Their popularity is more contagious than Bieber Fever, Mikey Cole. Chicks go gaga over them boys. Even some dudes, like you. COLE Well it was two weeks ago Jo-Jo Whoa and B.T. Kidd stunned the Party Brigade to capture the OAOAST tag team championship. Again in near record breaking fashion. And their first title defense will come at Angleslam when they face the Playmakers. The OAOAST logo swoops across the screen as a small box settles in the upper left hand corner. There in front of an XFL backdrop stand Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin.MOSS Hustle. Teamwork. Commitment to excellence. These phrases are more than just clichés. They define everything QB1 and I are all about. BENJAMIN We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. Those titles around the waists of Jo-Jo Whoa and B.T. Kidd may signify they’re the best tag team in the world today, but Sunday night, August 25th they along with everyone else will find out why we’re the galaxy’s greatest tag team. COLE I wonder how many clichés Moss could squeeze in 30 seconds. COACH Don’t knock the guy, Cole. You’re just jealous you don’t have a high motor like him. * DINGDINGDING * Mendoza and Kidd lockup at the sound of the bell and Kidd is muscled into the corner where the ref orders a clean break. Mendoza has different ideas, however, throwing a haymaker, but Kidd ducks and unloads with a series of martial arts style kicks to the midsection, followed by a jumping reverse spin kick flush to the jaw. COLE Pow! Right in the kisser! COACH How many of our viewers do you think know who Jackie Gleason is? Kidd hooks Mendoza and delivers a tornado DDT, but Mendoza manages to roll towards his corner and tag partner Tanner Mann, who charges into a drop toehold. Quickly, Kidd wrings the arm and tags Jo-Jo. The One Man Show swings over the top and takes Mann down with a lungblower! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY MENDOZA! A tag is made as Mendoza is escorted to back to his corner, followed by another quick tag as Kidd lifts Mann in a bear hug for Jo-Jo to wow the OAOAST Galaxy with a 720 DDT~!!! COLE Whoa Nelly! Kidd knocks Mendoza off the apron as Jo-Jo makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * Jo-Jo and Kidd’s hands are raised in victory. COLE Jo-Jo Whoa and B.T. Kidd are ready for the Playmakers at Angleslam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 TREASURE ISLAND HOTEL A Pokemon Card trading party is in full swing and of course Melody Nerdly is present. She isn't a correspondent or anything, rather she's a praticipant currently in intense negotiations with an eight year old boy. BOY I dunno... MELODY You don't know? What's there to not know? I'm trading you a Raichu for a Squirtle. Raichu for a Squirtle! How do you not know? Are you stupid? BOY Mommy says I'm her special little boy. MELODY More like Mommy's dumb little boy, amirite? lol. But seriously, my ninja, Raichu is an evolved Pokemon, squirtle is bottom of the barrel Pokemon. We're talking like red-shirt on an away team from original Star Trek. Beam up this kid, Scotty, he's a tool! BOY My name is Billy, not Scotty. MELODY Man oh man, do they teach you anything in school? BILLY Mommy home schools me, because daddy doesn't want the Jews corrupting my mind. MELODY Well that explains it! Just do the trade, Billy. BILLY I traded a lot of boggers for squirtle. MELODY Come oooonnnn, Billy. I'll sweeten the pot. BILLY Daddy says pot is for black people. MELODY I'll show you my tits. BILLY Tits? What are tits? MELODY BILLY Take squirtle. Sweet god, take all my cards.THUD! BILLY What was that?THUD! MELODY Huh? Billy get under the table.THUD There's a large commotion of fearful voices from the front of the hall. BILLY What's going on? MELODY Seriously, get under the table!THUD! BILLY Are the Mexicans here to take our jobs?THUD! MELODY Just stay here, and don't follow me! Melody rushes to the forefront of the hall first noticing the shattered glass from a broken skylight. The reason for the broken skylight stands before her, several masked men in rappelling gear and Pike Pantera. MELODY Pike! PIKE It's unfortunate you came right to us. I would have preferred to go looking for you, and cause a proper panic. MELODY What do you want with a Pokemon trading party? You look more like a Digimon kind of guy, loser. PIKE Attention Pokemon fans, strapped beneath the jackets of my companions are several live bombs. Needless to say the people are quite stunned by this. MELODY You brought bombs to a Pokemon party?! This time you've gone too far! PIKE I will walk away from this event perfectly safe, and I will take Melody with me. You, on the other hand, will perish in the explosion. Why would I do this to you you may ask? It is a simple matter of cause and effect. Adults, your refusal to raise your kids to see the truth of our blighted world and penchant for shoving cartoon monsters in their face so that they can trade them like cattle and slaves has caused an entire generation to be simply useless to fighting the fight against our oppressors. In fact it's caused them to be good little foot soldiers for your maggot masters. I don't have the time or the will to undo the brainwashing of your horrible parenting, and the effect of that is several carefully constructed bombs. MELODY Why don't you take a Hitmonchan card and get out of here! PIKE If you wish to survive to continue serving your maggot masters then your task is simple. Select one amongst yourself, and plant their bloody corpse at my feet. MELODY What's that supposed to do?! PIKE How unenlightened. I merely seek to prove a point that society's slaves care nothing about their fellows, only about their own sacks of flesh and bones, and would do anything to preserve it. BIFFMAN (O.S.) Write a dissertation on it, Citizen Pike! Biffman walks through the front door which Pike could have done instead of breaking the skylight , but that wouldn't have been as cool. BIFFMAN It's time for you to pack up and go home, Citizen Pike. Pike tilts his head and gives Biffman a confused glance. PIKE And so it is. Pike says nothing further and makes his leave through the front door, along with his bomb toting goons. Everyone is left to breathe their sighs of relief, including Biffman. MELODY Good thing you got here, Biffman! BIFFMAN You were in no danger, Citizen Melody. Nor was anyone else. MELODY He had bombs! BIFFMAN If he did, and I'm not sure about that, they wouldn't have been used. He was trying to draw me out, size me up if you will, get me to stand up to him. He yearns for a firm hand to guide him. MELODY He needs a firm hand for a pimp slap all the way to Arkham Aslyum! BIFFMAN I only hope to help him. COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 ”I AIN'T GOT NO MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDS A giant door appears on stage with “Hit Em Up” by Tupac blasting it's vulgar words into the ears of viewers and audience members alike. The door is soon booted down by the frowning Holly, who has more than a few choice words to go along with Pac's potty mouth. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, now making her way to the ring from right here in Las Vegas, Nevada, she is one half of the OAOAST Women's Tag Team Champions....THE ANGEL OF DEATH.....HOLLLLYYYY! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” HOLLY COLE No love shown for Holly by her hometown crowd, but I guess we should have expected that. COACH That ain't fair, Mikey. Holly does a lot for the community. COLE Such as? COACH Such as suck a dick, bitch. COLE You mean she sucks a dick? COACH No! No! I meant you suck a dick! You! Not Holly! Please explain to her that's what I meant. Please! Holly leans over the ring ropes and starts threatening random members of the audience for no other reason than the simple fact she enjoys harassing and hurting people. A model Vegas citizen!Chains Wrapped Up In Chains, Engraved With Your Name, All In Vain. Waves Swept Me Away, I Called Out Your Name, But You Never Came. My Life Flashed Right Before My Eyes, I Know I Won't Survive If I Don't Escape. Say Goodbye Before I Take My Last Breath, Make One You'll Forget, Throw Me Away. You Watched Me Fall You Kept Me Down Will You Pull Me Back Before I Drown? Where's your heart? Please let me out! Will you pull me back Before I Drown? by Aubrey O'Day plays over the sound system as a large wave of blue pyro comes across from each end of the entrance stage to meet in the center. The second it ends towering rockets of purple pyro explode into the air. Stepping onto the stage and earning herself an enthused ovation is Morgan Nerdly.... MORGAN BUFFER And the opponent, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, she is THE MAPLE LEAF CUTIE.....MOOORGGAAAN NEERRRDDDDLY! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Morgan Nerdly, one half of True Blood Sisters, placed in an unenviable position of having to defend their women's titles in the first ever Miss Anderson Cup nearly retained but were thwarted thanks to Mister Dick. That led to Malaysia whisking away Gloss, and now Gloss seemingly has an infatuation with Malaysia. COACH Malaysia's got some rough methods- COLE Some?! COACH But she always leaves the hoes and niggas satisfied in the end. Krista's gone back for two Dungeon Matches! Morgan leans over the ropes in the center of the ring and offers a doe eyed expression to the her cheering legion of fans. Her innocence is contrasted by Holly heaping curse words upon her from behind. DING DING DING Morgan doesn't even bother to wait for Holly to insult her and quickly shoves her to the ground! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” HOLLY Holly puts her aside her shock and grows furious as she charges at Morgan. Little Morgan is ready for her arrival and whips her over with a hurricanrana! Referee Clem Buzzlefoxer scores the fall.... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Morgan yanks Holly off the mat and sends her into the cables. After being spit back, Holly smashes her rival with a shoulder tackle. HOLLY You (beep) gonna cheer me or what?! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” HOLLY You think I can't find out where you live? I'll come to your houses and make your kids suck (beep)! COLE Oh my! Holly drops a series of elbows onto Morgan's upper back and then makes a pin on the Nerdly.... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! Not at all pleased with Morgan's kickout, Holly pounds her with mounted fists. When those stop doing enough damage, Holly pushes Morgan into the corner and attacks her with elbows to the face. The official calls for a clean break, but it isn't exactly given as Holly flings Morgan across the ring to the opposite corner. Holly then surges over looking to hit Morgan with a splash, but the attack is avoided and Holly crashes into the posts. Dazed by the miss, Holly is dragged to the mat by a victory roll! ONE! TWO! Holly escapes the pinfall! Both girls reach their feet and Morgan feeds Holly the leg for a enziguri effort. Yet, Holly ducks the attack and Morgan tumbles to the mat. Smirking at this errant attack, Holly proceeds to nail her younger foe in the gut with a combat boot! COLE Those damn combat boots! What do we have to do to make those things illegal? Morgan grimaces in agony, doing much to entertain Holly. Looking to add more pain to her smaller foe's life, Holly shifts her onto her shoulders. COLE What could Holly have in mind here? Morgan slides down Holly's back, which puts an end to whatever move the redhead had planned. Acting fast, Morgan snaps Holly inside a rear waistlock. But no move ever comes as Hollly elbows her way out of the hold. Scowling cruelly at her rival, Holly drops her with a powerful big boot to the chest! “OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” HOLLY You (beep) runt, why don't I do to you what Odin did to my limp (beep) crippled bitch of a husband? Holly jumps into the air, attempting to smash Morgan's pretty face with a double stomp. This move doesn't work as little Morgan rolls out the way. The youngest Nerdly kid jumps to her feet and stuns Holly with a choke STO! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE The Maple Leaf Cutie now calls that move An Explosion of Cuteness! Morgan heads to the corner and ascends to the top turnbuckle. With the sold out Vegas crowd rooting her on, she descends upon Holly with an elbow drop! A pin then quickly follows... ONE! TWO! Holly brings the shoulder up! Morgan puts on a determined face she starts to pull Holly off the mat. Yet The Angel of Dearth strikes at her with a jaw breaker! Stunned by the attack, Morgan is powerless to stop Holly from easily pitching her over the ropes to the outside! HOLLY Stay on the ground, Canadian emo whore! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Holly's hometown fans jeer her treatment of Morgan. COLE Morgan looks hurt. COACH No kidding, but who wouldn't be after getting tossed over the top? Morgan uses the announce table to pull herself off the mat. Despite heavy breathing, Morgan is able to crawl back inside the ring. Unfortunately the moment she enters it, she's pinned by Holly... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up! COACH You think Holly and Morgan might hook up like Gloss and Malaysia? COLE I think you and Krista have a better chance of getting together. COACH Really?! 'Cause I'd be willing to have her as my side chick, when I'm not nailing Annagret. COLE Good luck with that. Morgan attempts to roll off the mat, but gets smashed in the back by Holly's boots. She whimpers in agony, and it doesn't get any healthier with Holly slamming a kick into the side of her head. COLE If Morgan gets a concussion she should sue the OAOAST. In what combat sport are combat boots legal? COACH Combat sport? Combat boots! Makes sense to me! Making illegal use of the ropes, Holly chokes her helpless enemy on them. The referee begins a hasty five count... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Holly releases Morgan, leaving the poor girl to hack and wheeze on the mat. “FIRECROTCH! FIRECROTCH! FIRECROTCH!” the fans taunt hometown girl. HOLLY Better a firecrotch than an AIDS infested crotch like you craiglist sluts! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Holly hoists Morgan upright and delivers a series of knees into her bare stomach. Doubled over Morgan is stashed inside a front facelock, and Holly spits out towards the audience in disdain. COLE Looking for Percussion or maybe The Mirage? Using every bit of strength held in her tiny body, Morgan pushes Holly away from her. Gathering up some energy, Morgan charges at Holly but meets a combat boot to the stomach! Now Holly has total control over Morgan and swiftly performs the Percussion DDT! “OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE There it is! Holly hooks Morgan's legs for the crucial fall... ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! A KICKOUT! “MORGAN! MORGAN! MORGAN!” the fans salute Morgan's toughnes. Holly is much less pleased than the fans with Morgan's kickout and angrily hurls her into the corner. The Angel of Death dashes at her foe with a lowered shoulder, but gets countered with a kick to the head! HOLLY Mother(beep)! Morgan takes a moment to catch her breath and recover from The Pecussion with Holly attending to her aching head. Once that moment is up, Morgan launches herself at Holly and dumps her to the mat with a running dropkick! Holly hits the mat with a thump, but is right back on her feet soon enough. This does her little good thanks to Morgan springboarding off the top rope and hitting her with a lariat! COLE Morgan scoring big with a lariat! COACH But would she score with Malaysia and Gloss, no Holly? She should consider it. Morgan hits the ropes, timing her return right as Holly starts to rise so that she can connect with a sliding lariat! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Electric Slide! COACH Ain't it time she returned that move to Leon, after she broke his heart? COLE He has no heart to break. Morgan makes the cover on Holly... ONE! TWO! Kickout by Holly! With the fans solidly behind her, Morgan takes off to the ropes. Unfortunately when she comes back to Holly, the vulgar Hottie trips her up with a double leg takedown. Holly works to move Morgan over in a Boston Crab. However, Morgan fights furiously to avoid this and shakes Holly off. Grunting in rage, Holly comes right back at Morgan. But, The Maple Leaf Cutie is able to capture her with a tornado DDT! COLE What back and forth action between these two Hotties who have a serious score to settle! Holly retreats to the corner, looking to regain her strength in the face of Morgan's onslaught. Morgan isn't willing to let this happen and pursues her attack with a running splash, that's narrowly avoided by Holly. With Morgan stunned by the miss, Holly takes hold of her on her shoulders. The littlest Nerdly makes a play for an escape but Holly is still able to fling her off with a gut buster! COACH That's how you do it, Mikey Cole, hit those big time moves and come party with Da Coach. COLE Has Holly ever communicated with you beyond a frown and an insult? COACH First time for everything! Holly performs the pin on Morgan... ONE! TWO! Morgan lifts the shoulder up! “LET'S GO MORGAN! LET'S GO MORGAN! LET'S GO MORGAN!” the audience tries to rally Morgan. Holly waits for Morgan to rise off the canvas and then surges in with a lariat. Morgan dips bellow the attack, and comes up behind Holly to drill her with an inverted DDT! COLE There's a nifty new move from Morgan! COACH Morgan gonna have to find a nifty new True Blood Sister if her real blood sister keeps working that charm on Gloss. Morgan takes off to the ropes and attempts a running DDT on Holly. But Holly counters the move by shrugging Morgan to the side. Morgan is hobbled by the missed attack and gets cursed with an x-factor by her foe! Holly adds insult to injury by wiping Morgan's face against the canvas! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” HOLLY Boo? Go boo your meth whore mother getting ass (beep) by a (beep) Japanese tourist at The Red Roof Inn! COLE I don't think Holly's going to be invited to any cookouts when she gets back to her house tonight. Holly moves Morgan into a front facelock and uses that grip to hoist her onto the top turnbuckle. Morgan soon realizes that this is somewhere she does not want to be and unleashes a spirited fight to get down. Holly doesn't tolerate many of Morgan's punches before she savagely thumbs her in the eye. COLE A sick cheap shot by one half of the women's tag team champions! COACH You act like that shit ain't normal for her?. Holly climbs to the top with Morgan, ready to crush her with a superplex. Much to Holly's shock, Morgan summons a burst of strength and pushes her back to the mat. Before Holly can properly set her feet, Morgan leaps from the turnbuckles and strikes her with a missile dropkick! COLE And Holly pays, because cheaters never prosper! COACH Colin is a two time world champion and he cheats all the time. Holly cheats and look how many titles she's won. Leon cheats and he's got titles on titles. A nigga like Tim Cash don't cheat and he's carrying Esther's makeup bags. Morgan draws strength from the audience as she waits for Holly's rise. When it finally comes, Morgan takes Holly onto her shoulders in a standing fireman's carry position. COLE Looking for Shock & Awe! Looking for Shock & Awe! Holly sends wild elbows into the side of Morgan's head, which manages to break apart the hold of her finisher. Now free of Morgan's grip, Holly spins her around takes immediate hold of her. She twists her tiny upside down and swiftly drills her with a tombstone piledriver! The fans recoil with shock and dismay, thinking Morgan defeated. COLE Piss On Your Grave! Is that it for Morgan? Holly leans atop Morgan for the crucial pinfall... ONE! TWO! Morgan makes the kickout! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Holly jumps off the mat and gets directly in the official's face. Righytly fearful for his safety, he begins a fast retreat from Holly, who makes certain to follow him. HOLLY Hold still, I can't knock your crusty yellow (beep) teeth out, you dirty old (beep)sucker. Holly's threats towards the fearful official are ended when Morgan unleashes a 180 back elbow that slams into the back of Holly's head! Both girls collapse to the canvas with the fans loudly cheering Morgan's strike. The little Nerdly then lays her arm across Holly's chest for the cover.... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Both girls are exhausted and worn down, leading the official to begin a count on them... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! “MORGAN! MORGAN! MORGAN!” Drawing upon the support of the audience, Morgan fights upright. Unfortunately the moment she stands, Holly pulls her down with a school girl! ONE! TWO! Morgan escapes the pinfall! Morgan jumps to her feet and unloads another 180 back elbow on Holly. This one is ducked by The Angel Of Death, who then fires off a yakuza kick at Morgan. The Maple Leaf Cutie dips bellow the attack, and uses the ropes to springboard at Holly with a cross body block. Holly counters this attack by smashing a big boot into Morgan's chest! COACH DAYUM~! Holly sneers down at Morgan before pinning her for what should be a match ender.... ONE! TWO! Kickout before the three! COLE Morgan is hanging tough! Holly sizes Morgan up while twisting her arm around, ready for a home run swing. When Morgan pulls herself upright, Holly dashes at her with a lariat. The move gets ducked and Holly falls into the ropes. Before the cables can properly spew her back, Holly is being hit by an inverted jaw breaker from her foe! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Electric Current! Morgan hooks onto Holly's legs for the pivotal fall.... ONE! TWO! Both referee and fan alike are distracted by the arrival of MISTER DICK onto the scene! COLE It's Mister Dick! COACH The Human Hard On has come! Heheh, get it, Cole? Hard on? Come? COLE Yeah, I got it. Thanks. Mister Dick readies himself to enter the ring, ignoring the protest of the fans and the official. COLE What's he going to do in the ring? He has no business in there! Fortunately, Mister Dick's plan goes awry when OSCAR FRIBERG smashes a steel chair into his back! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Yes! Good job, Oscar! With Mister Dick down and out and in serious anguish, the match is free to continue. Morgan pulls Holly onto her shoulders, setting up her F-U finisher. Yet, Holly is able to once more elbow her way free of the hold. Morgan is stunned by this escape and gets trapped inside a front facelock by The Angel of Death. COLE Holly looking to Leave Las Vegas! COLE But the show ain't over, and she lives here! COLE That's the name of her finisher, Coach. Leaving Las Vegas. Morgan thrills the audience by using all the strength in her tiny body to power out Holly's hold. The Maple Leaf Cutie then goes on the attack and hoists Holly back onto her shoulders. A mere moment later and Holly is flung off with a F-U! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Shcok & Awe! Morgan latches onto Holly's legs and the pin is scored.... CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner as a result of a pinfall...MORGAN NERRRDLLLY! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” COLE Morgan Nerdly gets a little revenge for True Blood Sisters! Morgan is helped to her feet by Oscar and receives a warm hug of congratulations for her efforts. COACH Ain't no one told simpberg to stick his nose in this shit. COLE And no one told Mister Dick to do it either. COACH Wrong. Men-U-Pause probably did. Oscar and the official raise Morgan hands to show off her victory and The Maple Leaf Cutie offers a shy smile to her cheering fans. COACH All I'm saying is that Oscar ought to stick with Jo-Jo and BTK biz. Mister Dick holds his aching back on the ground beneath the ring, with no help or concern forthcoming from any one. COLE It looks like Mister Dick should stick in his own “biz.”COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 Backstage, we find Annagret and Cinnamon, the latter skipping through the hallways with a spring in her step, much unlike her younger but taller sister. CINNAMON Oh glorious day! Isn't it a great day to be in this dimension, oh sister of mine? ANNAGRET Yeah, sure, whatever. Not taking Annagret's half hearted response to heart, Cinnamon hugs her excitedly. ANNAGRET Ugh! You've been like this for weeks now. CINNAMON Like what dear sister? ANNAGRETHappy. It's so exhausting. Can't you just quit it, or go find someone else to bug? CINNAMON Whyever would I do that? A team of derring doers like ourselves must never be parted, who knows what wrongs we might be called upon to correct next? Why, we're like superheroes! Together, no evildoer can evade the clutches of the amazing, the astounding, the fantasmical Fire And Ice! (singing) Sisters are doing it for themselves! Standing on their own two feet... *gasps* You've probably never even heard that song, have you!? I have to take you through my music collection! ANNAGRET Ugh! Before Cinnamon can pull out her iPod, Odin's daughters have company as CHRISTIAN WRIGHT happens to catch sight of their conversation and calmly walks over, leaning against the wall beside them with a smile. WRIGHT Ladies. ANNAGRET Uhm, hi? WRIGHT I don't believe we've had the pleasure of being introduced. Of course, your reputations preceed you. And, might I say, the talk of your radiant beauty has been undersold. CINAMMON Oohoooh. How flattering! WRIGHT The whispers in the wind say that you are special. Truly when those that describe you as such speak, they do so with restraint, so as not to embarrass you by proclaiming your true beauty. I'm humbled to congratulate you on your success of recent weeks. And it would be my honour to accompany you to a celebration of you achievements, so that we may perhaps get to know one another better? CINNAMON That sounds tremendous! WRIGHT Splendid. And might I add, how radiant you look when you smile so brightly as that. ANNAGRET Yawn. WRIGHT ...ex-excuse me? ANNAGRET Sorry, did I not say yawn loud enough? My bad. YAWN. CINNAMON Annagret, you should say 'yawn' to such a charming and handsome man. ANNAGRET Yeah, I don't date sappy guys. WRIGHT But... ANNAGRET I'm more of a tall dark stranger type. How about you introduce me to your friend instead? WRIGHT Really? Highly unusual, but very well. Martin, I have a young lady who'd like to make your acquaintance. Stood off in the distance waiting for his homeboy to do his thing, Ice Quiz hears his name and looks up. Surprised to have been called upon, Ice Quiz walks over and gives CW a nudge on the shoulder. ICE QUIZ (whispering) Ai yo, don't call me Martin in fronta the honeys, dawg! IQ turns to Annagret and gives her a look to say "what's up", which CW views as an odd way to greet a lady. ICE QUIZ The name's Ice Quiz, tho people call me Young Cube cause I'm ice cool and I ain't no square. ANNAGRET K. I'll call you Quiz, because it's less lame. Got a smoke? CINNAMON You smoke? ANNAGRET Jeez, lighten up. Like a little smoke's gonna bother me when I can breathe fire. CINNAMON Wait, you can breathe fire? ANNAGRET Oh em gee, you are so gullible sometimes. What do you say we ditch these losers and go to the mall. You've got a car, right? ICE QUIZ I got a rental. ANNAGRET Ugh, good enough."NOT SO FAST!" All four freeze in their tracks, as the booming voice of ODIN echoes through the hallway. ODIN What do you think you're doing young lady? ANNAGRET Uhm, going to the mall. Is that a problem? ODIN You expect me to stand back and allow this insubordination? ANNAGRET Pfft, what's your problem? Just cause a guy's got some cool tats and a backwards cap you're gonna judge him? You're so uncool sometimes. ODIN You! Odin points at Ice Quiz, who immediately takes a step away from Annagret. ODIN Leave. Now. ICE QUIZ Whoa, whoa, be cool homie, step off. Odin shows how 'cool' he wishes to be by snatching Odin around the throat! ICE QUIZ Ach! ANNAGRET Oh sure, start choking him. Ugh you are so embarrassing! ODIN You dare to stand in the way of family business? You shall face me in the ring so that I may teach you the error of your ways! Odin doesn't wait around for an answer and releases Ice Quiz, shoving him against the wall, before storming off. ICE QUIZ A'ight, I ain't shook! ANNAGRET Nice knowing you. Annagret pats Ice Quiz on the shoulder and leaves in the opposite direction, not filling Ice Quiz with any more joy over what he's found himself dragged into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 Before we go to the ring for our next bout, cameras spot THE PARTY BRIGADE wandering through the OAOAST Galaxy passing out FLIERS, with Piercy D holding a sign that states #KEEPTHEPARTYROCKIN. COACH Yeah, let’s keep the party rockin’! COLE What party? A OAOAST Mark shows off the flyer with the aforementioned hash tag and a STICK FIGURE DRAWING complete with arrows marking who’s who recapping the aftermath of TPB’s tag title defeat. So you have Jo-Jo and B.T, holding the tag titles, Piercy D on his back with arrow that reads “ME,” J.Riggs with a sad face and Amberlyn with lines shooting out of her heads to capture anger. COLE I don’t think that drawing is going on Genevieve Duncan's refrigerator, but at least we know this all has something to do with the Party Brigade’s tag title defeat at the hands of Jo-Jo Whoa and B.T. Kidd, who at Angleslam will defend their championship against the Playmakers. COACH Who also happen to be former tag team titleholders -- on multiple occasions too. “Big Pimpin‘” by Jay-Z plays the Big Bad Glutei Daddy and his Freakazoids to the ring. BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall and is for the OAOAST UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, the challenger… accompanied by his CHOCOLATE and VANILLA FREAKAZOIDS OOHLALA and BUSTY ROSE…from Maui, Hawaii, weighing 276 pounds… “THE MISSIONARY MAN”… BIG PAPPPAAAA THRUST!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BPT flexes the largest arms in the galaxy, which no doubt wets the panties of his Freakazoids. COLE Earlier this week on OAOAST SYN we witnessed yet another heated confrontation between Big Papa Thrust and Ned Blanchard. And quite honestly, this whole thing is nothing more than a pissing contest. More so on the part of Big Papa Thrust. COACH I don’t know about that, Cole. Big Papa Thrust has plenty of reason to be upset with Ned Blanchard, in my opinion. I mean, he was hot on the XFL’s chase until Ned reappeared to steal the spotlight. Now who’s getting a U.S. title shot on pay-per-view while the other has to face Brock Ausstin in a Brawl 4 All bout? COLE But Big Papa Thrust is getting a title shot tonight. Surprisingly, I might add. So why remain upset? COACH Wouldn’t that be something, if Big Papa Thrust won the U.S. title? Then he’d had to defend the title against Brock at Angleslam in Brock’s kind of bout. He’d might as well forfeit the title if that happened. “Remember the Name” by Fort Minor blasts through the speakers and the XFL goes through his Ray Lewis inspired pre-game routine after storming out of an inflatable tunnel flanked by scantily clad cheerleaders.BOOM!BOOM!BOOM! B O O M ~! The XFL scrolls down ringside oozing swag alongside his agent Rick Heyross.. BUFFER And his opponent, accompanied by RICK HEYROSS… from Orlando, Florida, weighing 230 pounds, he is the captain of THE ALL-XFL TEAM and the reigning and defending OAOAST UNITED STATES CHAMPION… the next BIG ONE in the world of sports and entertainment... Ladies and gentlemen, this is THE XFLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” The XFL goes to pose for the hard camera and gets blasted across the back by BPT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH What poor sportsmanship. COLE Emotions, like the stakes, are high in this one, ladies and gentlemen. The United States Championship on the line and you’re seeing it LIVE! * DINGDINGDING * BPT shoots the XFL in for a tilt-a-whirl slam, followed by a big elbow, but not before he flexes the largest arms in the galaxy. Wisely, the XFL rolls onto the apron to avoid any pin attempt, then when BPT nears snaps him throat-first on the top rope. HEYROSS That’s why you’re the Human Toaster Oven. Instant offense! The XFL takes to the air and connects with a flying clothesline. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Brought to a vertical base BPT is hammered against the ropes, but he reverses a whip and delivers a press slam. The Missionary Man then introduces the XFL to the buckle and lands a series of knee lifts to the midsection. When the XFL is fired across for a corner clothesline, however, he avoids the move and shoots off the ropes looking to score THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS FOR 3. COACH If the XFL hits this it’s all over! Instead BPT ducks and kicks the XFL in the gut, a move followed by double underhook power bomb! COLE No good! The XFL’s kick blocked by Big Papa Thrust! BPT swipes his arms across his body to signal for the LAY-Z-BOY camel clutch, only to be K.O.'d by BROCK AUSSTIN!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Big Papa Thrust got knocked the fuck out! * DINGDINGDING * OOHLALA & BUSTY COLE It was a… HEYROSS … damn setup! COACH Brilliant game planning by the All-XFL Team! COLE Are you kidding me? This is sickening. Brock scoops BPT off the canvas and gives him a F-STUNNER-5~1111111111 HETROSS Destroy! Again. HEYROSS Destroy! And again. HEYROSS 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Heyross raises Brock's hand and then taunts the Freakazoids (Oohala forced to restrain Busty) as Brock does the HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE. COLE It's gonna be a whole lot tougher than that at Angleslam. BUFFER Your winner, as result of a DISQUALIFICATION… BIG PAPPPAAAA THRUST!!! “WE WANT NED!” “WE WANT NED!” “WE WANT NED!” COLE The OAOAST Galaxy chanting for Ned Blanchard, but he’s off doing promotional work for Angleslam. COACH Which is what makes this so brilliant. Rick Heyross used that info to spring a trap for Big Papa Thrust. I bet he regrets ever laying a finger on Heyross now. OAOAST officials finally arrive on the scene to escort Heyross and company away. COLE Once again Brock Ausstin leaves a path of mass destruction. Will that be the case at Angleslam?COMMERCIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 "Oh (hey!), I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone And oh (hey!), I've been travelin' on this road too long Just tryin' to find my way back home But the old me's dead and gone Dead and gone, dead and gone..." The arena grows dark as "Dead And Gone" fades into "Numb" by Linkin Park, bringing out the OAOAST's most miserable man. Head hung low, Leon Rodez makes his way out and throws his head back on the chorus, the bright white lights around him illuminating a fixed scowl on his face."I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE BECOME SO TIRED SO MUCH MORE AWARE! I'M BECOMING THIS ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!" BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by MAGGIE NERDLY! From Grand Rapids, Michigan. Weighing two hundred, eighteen pounds... "THE FALLEN IDOL" of the OAOAST... LLLLEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOONN... RRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" BUFFER And in the ring, from Sacramento, California, weighing two hundred fifteen pounds... JOHN BRICKSTON! Brickston raises a fist in the air, as Rodez climbs into the ring with the same scowl across his face. COLE Up until last week, we thought Leon Rodez was still suffering from the shoulder injury that's kept him sidelined since AngleMania. That was until Rodez helped his 'followers', Sloppy Joe and Abdullah, to a victory over Tim Cash and King Landon. COACH Big win! COLE Sure. So, honestly, who knows how long Rodez has actually been hurt and how long that sling has been for show. But however long the cherade went on, it ended last week and now Rodez is thrown straight into singles action here tonight. COACH And if he's really 100%... COLE Were you not listening, of course he's 100%! He's cleared to compete, isn't he? COACH Well, you never know. Point is, IF he's 100%, that's bad news for a lotta people, top of the list being Landon. *DINGDINGDING* Brickston tries to start fast but runs right into a boot from Leon, before getting pitched outside and sent into the guardrail! "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" "LE - ON SUCKS!" The crowd very quickly get on Rodez's case, as he delivers knees to the midsection of Brickston against the rail. The referee exits the ring to try and convince Leon to get back inside. But Leon doesn't listen and instead WHIPS BRICKSTON INTO THE STEPS!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Rodez wasting no time here tonight! An aggressive start considering his usual, melancholy state. COACH Hey Leon's been out of action since AngleMania, that's a lotta weeks of pent up frustration to get outta your system. COLE And sadly for John Brickston he's the one on the recieving end. Rodez dumps Brickston back inside and follows him in, choking Brickston with the flat of his boot by the ropes. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" Leon breaks clean and backs away, allowing Maggie to get involved by GOUGING BRICKSTON'S EYES!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Oww! COLE I think 'oww' is putting it mildly, Maggie's trying to claw his eyes out! Maggie goes back to her wine swigging in time for the referee to turn around and see nothing untoward, except Brickston writhing in agony. Pulling him away from the ropes, Leon stomps Brickston in the chest, before stepping off the bottom rope with a stomp to the face! And again! Sitting Brickston up, Rodez then decides to take a page out of Maggie's playbook by going back to the eyes! COLE Leon doesn't quite have the 'claws' that Maggie does, but I doubt that's much consolation for Brickston right about now. After letting Brickston go to again avoid a disqualification, Leon leads him up and sends him to the ropes. A hard knee stops Brickston in his tracks, before a rolling sobat doubles him up even deeper. Hooking the head, Rodez then twists Brickston around, dropping him with a neckbreaker. COLE I can't remember when we last saw Leon quite this ruthless. This has been all Leon from the start. Rodez passes up the pin and brings Brickston back up again. Whipped to the corner, Brickston is hit with a running knee this time, before repeated hard knees wear him down to a seated position in the corner. When Brickston can't fight back, Rodez then opts not to show mercy and chokes him with his boot again. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" Leon steps back on five, earning more boos from the crowd. COACH If Landon's watching this I bet the smile's gone now. And if not, he might wanna consider forcing a frown, before Leon decides to really wipe the smile off his face. With his opponent where he wants him, Rodez now stands back and lets Brickston get to his feet. Brickston has trouble even doing that at this point, with Leon waiting impatiently for him to drag himself up. COLE Boy Leon has really done a number on John Brickston here. The moment Brickston does make it to his feet, Leon then pounces and delivers a SUPERKICK, before hooking Brickston for a BRAINBUSTER before he can fall to the mat!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH He's done a really big number on him. Like, a thousand or something. COLE A thousand is a big number, well done Coach. Leon looks down at Brickston with contempt for a moment, before deciding to just cover him and be done with it... 1... 2... 3!! *DINGDINGDING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match... LLLEEEEEOOOOONN RRRROOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZZ!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Unhappy despite his win, Leon refuses to have his hand raised and orders Maggie to fetch him a microphone. Which she does, albeit it at her own pace so she can fit in a couple of wine swigs on the way. Rodez kicks Brickston, causing the defeated grappler to roll over in pain. Rodez then kneels down next to him and SLAPS Brickston across the face! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" RODEZ Pathetic. Rodez slaps the defenceless Brickston again! RODEZ Weak. Rodez slaps Brickston a third time, with Brickston unable to do anything about it. COLE Come on now. RODEZ These are the depths you've sunk to. I remember, they used to call you "Rock Hard". Now look at you. No match for me. Barely a match for anybody. What happened to you? I don't know why they put me in the ring with you. You haven't even won a match in five years. Brickston tries to swat at Leon but barely connects, so Rodez jumps up and stomps him in the head! RODEZ Is it really worth it? Collecting that paycheck every month? They still pay you, right? Maggie looks on still swigging from her wine bottle, as Leon slowly backs away from Brickston. RODEZ Welcome to reality. Leon drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, to a chorus of boos from the crowd. COLE I'm not sure what John Brickston did to deserve that. COACH Wrong place, wrong time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanel #99 Posted August 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2013 COACH Aiyo, I used to have mad love for Ice Quiz. But macking on Odin's daughter? That's a chump move. COLE Well it's certainly annoyed Odin... COACH I'm not talkin' about that! I mean he's moving in on my woman! Me and Annagret, and Odin, are meant to be together, keep yo hands off my girl homie! COLE *DINGDINGDING* Ice Quiz tries to start things off on the right foot, by attempting to reason with Odin. Which doesn't end well as Odin ends his explanation prematurely with a punch in the mouth! COLE Ooh! I guess Odin isn't in the mood to talk out his problems. ICE QUIZ A'ight, that's how you wanna play? Wiping a hand across his face, Ice Quiz suddenly rushes Odin and a simple brawl breaks out! CW roots his man on as the unpretty brawl only ends when both men fall into a corner. Ice Quiz turns Odin against the turnbuckles and delivers some knees to the midsection. Odin turns things around though and attacks with some shoulder thrusts, before wrapping his hand around IQ's neck and choking him in the corner! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" Odin lets Ice Quiz go, only to blast him with an uppercut! ODIN You will take your punishment like a man! Odin turns and hits the ropes, but Ice Quiz refuses to go down quietly and bursts out of the corner to knock Odin over with a lunging back elbow! ICE QUIZ Ice Quiz don't taken nuthin cept what he wants! COLE There aren't many in the OAOAST who can match size or strength with Odin, but Ice Quiz is one of them. Staggering into a corner, Odin is hit with a running clothesline by Ice Quiz, before Young Cube hooks him for a suplex. Odin blocks though and instead lifts Ice Quiz onto the top turnbuckle. Ice Quiz fights off a superplex, shoving Odin off the turnbuckles. Odin lands on his feet though. And Ice Quiz makes the mistake of trying to come off the ropes, which ends badly as Odin knocks him out of the air with an uppercut!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE And that's why Ice Quiz doesn't take to the air often. CW looks rightly concerned for his man, as Odin stomps the dazed IQ, before clamping on another blatant choke. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" ODIN I COMMAND YOU TO CEASE COUNTING! REFEREE Odin's authorative command earns him another three or four seconds of choking, before he lets go and drops a leg across the chest. Cover... 1... 2... No! COLE You had to expect Odin would be in a foul mood after the way things went down against Teddy Buckworth. But he seems extra livid tonight. Odin throws Ice Quiz face first to the corner, then attacks with hard punches to the ribs from behind. COLE Does watching this not concern you? COACH Why would it? COLE Well, the fact he's doing this to Odin because Annagret made eyes at him? COACH Maybe he's only doing it cause he wants Annagret to end up with me? Didya think of that? COLE No... no, I didn't. Spinning Ice Quiz around Odin dishes out a thrust to the throat before whipping him across the ring. Odin follows after IQ with a hard clothesline, before taking him on the Ride Of Sleipnir! Cover... 1... 2... No! Odin looks annoyed at Ice Quiz's refusal to stay down and stomps him in the side of the head. And again. Ice Quiz tries to fight back, but Odin strikes with another throat thrust which puts IQ down in a hurry! COACH Yo, I think I just saw CDub text Cinnamon to say the date's off. Whipped to the corner, Ice Quiz manages to get a boot up to block another charge from Odin. Odin shakes it off pretty quickly, but still misses with a clothesline in the corner. Ice Quiz hits the ropes and times it just right for his BIG BOOT... except for the fact Odin is able to duck! And as Ice Quiz turns around, Odin is waiting with a big boot to the face of his own! COLE Ice Quiz just can't get anything going here. COACH Of course he can't. He's in the ring with the best of the best, the greatest of the great! COLE Wouldn't that describe the World Heavyweight Champion? COACH Yeah but he ain't in the ring right now. COLE Your fickleness knows no bounds. With the crowd voicing their derision, Odin waits for Ice Quiz to stand, aiming a cautionary glare at CW before he snares IQ by the throat! COLE Chokeslam coming! Ice Quiz escapes the chokeslam in mid air though and lands behind Odin, where he hits a clothesline to the back of the head! Odin goes down to one knee and IQ takes a moment to shake out the cobwebs, before throwing up a gang sign to the crowd. ICE QUIZ Yo, anybody know what this foo' oughta do? WRIGHT Check one's self, milord? ICE QUIZ Best belie' dat! Hooking Odin up, Ice Quiz lifts him with the pumphandle... ...but Odin escapes out the back, landing on his feet! And as Ice Quiz turns around, Odin boots him in the gut, before dishing out a big DDT! COACH Looks like Ice Quiz oughta have checked himself. Then maybe he wouldn't have wrecked himself. COLE That is how it goes, so I've heard. Climbing to the top rope, Odin waits for Ice Quiz to drag himself up and SOARS with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLESerious hang time on that clothesline by Odin! COACH Yo, forget Annagret's undying love for Da Coach for a second. Ice Quiz flirted with the wrong dude's daughter. Cause I don't even know if Odin really cares this much, but he just wanted somebody to beat up on tonight. After Buckworth cost him the match to Colin, then beat him in Chicago, you knew Odin was gonna take it out on somebody. IQ just jumped to the top of the queue is all. COLE You might be right. CW looks on concerned, as his tag partner struggles to pick himself up off the mat again. Odin raises an arm high in the air, calling for the chokeslam again, which CW tries to warn Ice Quiz of. COLE CW trying to help his man here. I think I'd advice not getting too close to Odin if I were him though. Getting to his feet, Ice Quiz stumbles into Odin, who snatches him by the throat... but Ice Quiz surprises Odin with some elbows to the side of the head and fights his way free! COLE Ice Quiz putting up some fight here! Annoyed, Odin goes for Ice Quiz again. The King Of Hip Hop ducks behind though and brings Odin down with a side russian legsweep! COLE Some real fight! Despite the punishment he's taken Ice Quiz finds the strength inside to break out the WE BE CLUBBIN ELBOW!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Seriously? COLE Well, it was effective. Cover by Ice Quiz... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Man if Odin's mad now, imagine how mad he'd be if he'd lost to that. Odin scowls as he tries to get to his feet, but is clubbed from behind by Ice Quiz. The King Of Hip Hop puts a beating on Odin and hollas out to the crowd, before hitting the ropes. A clothesline misses the mark though and Odin shoves IQ from behind, into the turnbuckles, before following in with a clothesline from behind to drive him into the turnbuckles a second time! "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Ice Quiz staggers out of the corner, not seeing the BIG BOOT that Odin hurls at the back of his head coming! COLE Odin strikes, with precision! COACH And maybe IQ shoulda saved his energy doing that stupid dance. COLE I don't remember you thinking it was stupid before. Falling face first on the middle turnbuckle, Ice Quiz looks shaken up, struggling to get his bearings back. His cause isn't helped by Odin dragging him out of the corner by the seat of his pants, then grabbing him by the throat! Odin glares a hole through the forehead of Ice Quiz, CW barely able to look, as the King Of Hip Hop is DRIVEN into the mat with a CHOKESLAM!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Now that was something impressive. Cover by Odin... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Odin dominant here tonight on HeldDOWN~! *DINGDINGDING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match... OOOOOOOOOOODDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Odin looks down at Ice Quiz with disdain, before raising his arm overhead in victory. COACH I guess Ice Quiz just learned a valuable lesson. COLE Yeah, don't cross Odin. COACH That wasn't quite what I meant. COLE I know, that's why I cut you off. As Odin goes to leave the ring, CW cautiously gets in the ring to check on his teammate. Odin glances back over his shoulder but decides to leave Wright be, deeming his work to be done for the night and exiting the ring. COLE If I were Bohemoth, I'd be very wary right now, because not only are Colin and Teddy still in hot pursuit of the World Title, so too is Odin.FADE OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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